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STIMULATED: WHAT WAY WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE HIT ON ? · Relatables

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  Speaker 1: Hello everyone, and welcome back to another episode of Stimulated.
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  Speaker 1: Stimulated your new favorite short episode.
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  Speaker 2: I think people do like this. It's just entertainment. We
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  Speaker 2: put everything into one episode.
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  Speaker 1: I like putting it on the Friday. It's a lot hearted,
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  Speaker 1: it's fun. Yeah, that's one for the weekend. Really good,
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  Speaker 1: honestly for a Friday. Yeah, I'm intrigued. And to start
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  Speaker 1: off this episode Stimulated, we're going to be doing things
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  Speaker 1: men would love but would never admit.
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  Speaker 2: And there's quite a lot of things because dudes don't
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  Speaker 2: want to admit what would make them maybe a little
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  Speaker 2: bit less manly.
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  Speaker 1: I know, I kind of went with things that I
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  Speaker 1: think I would love that so did I.
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  Speaker 2: But men sort of build up this false pretense that
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  Speaker 2: were like, nah, I can't like that's not for men.
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  Speaker 1: No, no, exactly. I feel like I feel like we're
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  Speaker 1: pretty good at a meeting what we do like, I mean,
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  Speaker 1: we're good at admitting what we do like. But also
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  Speaker 1: I feel like if we will admit we like these things, like,
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  Speaker 1: I don't think it would be uncommon for a fifth
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  Speaker 1: men to want to admit. They likely think that they
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  Speaker 1: won't admit.
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  Speaker 2: We have never they don't voice it we're just fine
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  Speaker 2: to voice it. I reckon all my list men would
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  Speaker 2: love it, but they would never tell anyone. Okay, things
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  Speaker 2: guys would love but would never admit face mask chicken,
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  Speaker 2: nuggies and some reality TV.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, I was gonna say things guys love but would
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  Speaker 1: never admit they love. Is a little bit of reality TV,
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  Speaker 1: I know, add.
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  Speaker 2: The whole combo, face masks, some like just some air
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  Speaker 2: fried nuggies or some tenders. Mate sitting there at me,
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  Speaker 2: mask on and just watching Love Island. She got two
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  Speaker 2: dramas going on.
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  Speaker 1: Don't even fucking tempt me the way that I will be.
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  Speaker 1: Joanna watches this show vander Punt Rules right, like it
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  Speaker 1: is a bad show. It's just trash reality TV. Right,
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  Speaker 1: Sometimes you lo some trash reality. But I'll fucking be
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  Speaker 1: in there, and I'm invested in a couple of these characters.
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  Speaker 1: I won't lie to you because it'll be on and
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  Speaker 1: I'll be hearing a big argument, tell us something about
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  Speaker 1: someone cheating or someone I'll be like, okay, what did
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  Speaker 1: Jacks do now? And I'm like that dad, right, And
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  Speaker 1: so you had to sitting down, laying down and lound
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  Speaker 1: watching it. I'm like that, dad, that said, like the
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  Speaker 1: doorway of the lound room and I'm like, I'm like
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  Speaker 1: just kind of watching it, kind of mate, sit down
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  Speaker 1: with a cook up some nuggies and watch it. Things
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  Speaker 1: men would love but would never admit to be like
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  Speaker 1: good at pilarates. Oh what is with that? I would love?
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  Speaker 1: That's like a superpower. See yeah, Like I mean, I go.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not afraid to admit that I go. But I
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  Speaker 1: wish I was like really good at it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, pilarates.
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  Speaker 1: It's like a superpower because you can't look at someone
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  Speaker 1: and know they're good at pilates and then walk in
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  Speaker 1: there and they're like a super woman. I know. And
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  Speaker 1: I'm like, I can't even do this. As soon as
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  Speaker 1: the upper body would yeah, true, Like upper body I
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  Speaker 1: can do, You're right, But as soon as it's lower body, no,
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  Speaker 1: get me out, get me out of that. They do, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: they do. Some. I would love to be good at
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  Speaker 1: plot now I'm voiced. I would love that. Yeah, I
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  Speaker 1: would love it. I'm just here to voice my opinion.
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  Speaker 2: Things guys would love but would never Getting your nails
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  Speaker 2: done with cool designs.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, facts, getting your nails done with a friend. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: but like cool do is?
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  Speaker 2: I get that many men would love to have like
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  Speaker 2: some I don't know, some cool little design with some
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  Speaker 2: flames on their fingers. But then I've had it, Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: so cool And then like the Panther session, you go
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  Speaker 2: there so it makes it feel like cute and clean.
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  Speaker 1: You know what I want to do is actually I
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  Speaker 1: want to go back and get them again, right, and
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  Speaker 1: you do get like from your dad or like uncles
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  Speaker 1: and stuff, like when you see family, they will be like, oh,
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  Speaker 1: what's on your nails? Yeah, and you're like, you know
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  Speaker 1: what's on my nails? Say what it is? Yeah, tell
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  Speaker 1: me what it is? Is that what you say? This
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  Speaker 1: is what I say. This is what I want to say. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: So I want to go get them again and I
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  Speaker 1: want to be and then when they're like, oh yeah
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  Speaker 1: like nice nails and be like you know what, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I fucking like them. I know it. They would like it.
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  Speaker 2: Opposite end of the spectrum too, that many like not
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  Speaker 2: getting hit on, but that many girls comment like I
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  Speaker 2: really like your nails.
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  Speaker 1: They do. Yeah, if you're a single dude, actually shows confidence.
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  Speaker 1: Go get your nails done with a stick design. You
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  Speaker 1: can rock your personality on your nails. It's an extension
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  Speaker 1: of you. Okay, now, salon like stop just not things
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  Speaker 1: men would love but would never admit to borrow certain
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  Speaker 1: pieces of clothing from a friend that we really like,
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  Speaker 1: because like, dudes don't do that at do not do that.
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  Speaker 1: And I'm thinking about it, I'm like, I'm still probably
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  Speaker 1: never gonna do it. What do you want to borrow
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  Speaker 1: in mine? Mate? But is this your way? Tell me?
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  Speaker 1: Girls will look at a friend and be like, you know, oh,
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  Speaker 1: I love that shirt, and then when it gets to
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  Speaker 1: a moment, they don't shy away from saying, can I
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  Speaker 1: borrow that shirt? Yeah, we never say that, never ever
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  Speaker 1: ever do it. We could be getting ready together out
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  Speaker 1: of place, like I don't think I've ever even given
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  Speaker 1: out a shirt.
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  Speaker 2: It's only ever if we forget a shirt like oh shit,
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  Speaker 2: I don't have any pants and you're like, oh, swear
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  Speaker 2: I got.
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  Speaker 1: Something like you're wearing one, you get a massive stain
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  Speaker 1: on it, and you just go here, I've got this
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  Speaker 1: like white shirt. It's never like I love that shirt.
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  Speaker 1: And then the guy on the night out's like actually
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  Speaker 1: kind of like the ship's actually obviously ended as Spectrum two.
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  Speaker 1: Whenever a friend like something happens to him, and I
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  Speaker 1: got to give him a piece of clothing. I give
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  Speaker 1: him the worst pit of clothing. I give him piece
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  Speaker 1: of clothing that I don't want to see again. Literally,
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  Speaker 1: things guys would love but would never admit.
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  Speaker 2: Sort of going on a similar line of yours is
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  Speaker 2: getting in a cute gym outfit and going to plartis.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, shut up. I was gonna say every having every
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  Speaker 1: single gym outfit matching.
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  Speaker 2: I know, honestly, I love Luli Lemon, and we got
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  Speaker 2: all these matching, like stonewashed colors, and I'm loving it.
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  Speaker 2: I it feels like like these sets just make me
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  Speaker 2: feel like I feel like I'm hot us.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, because I also I love seeing my girlfriend in
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  Speaker 1: a matching color she has and like pink on pink, purple, purple.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know. Something about it is so satisfying photos too,
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  Speaker 1: it does.
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  Speaker 2: Should we start like a men's clothing gym brand. It's
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  Speaker 2: like matching and it's just matching, like they're like bright
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  Speaker 2: blue guys singling and pants. Is there we just don't see?
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  Speaker 1: I mean, probably could make a cool one, but I
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  Speaker 1: don't know if there's any cool ones this could be.
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  Speaker 1: It could be a gap in the market because girls
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  Speaker 1: are cool sets of that bright but guys like only
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  Speaker 1: have those rule weird stringers, and you don't want to
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  Speaker 1: look like that guy. You're like an actual no. I
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  Speaker 1: would muscle tea not a fan of the stringers. I
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  Speaker 1: love a bit of string things men would love but
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  Speaker 1: would never admit to call their best friend right after
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  Speaker 1: a great or even a bad first date just for
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  Speaker 1: the debrief. Ah, we don't do that. We don't hate.
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  Speaker 2: The best thing you'll get is snaptat video like maybe yeah,
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  Speaker 2: best best maybe, and it's a day or two late exactly.
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  Speaker 1: I remember going on the first date with my girlfriend.
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  Speaker 1: I remember We're going great date, and I didn't tell
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  Speaker 1: you about it until until I saw you and you
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  Speaker 1: just said, or how was it?
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  Speaker 2: Is this playing on how bad male relationships are, Like
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  Speaker 2: we don't have that like connection to have that debriefing,
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  Speaker 2: that connection to ask for clothing without like feeling too.
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  Speaker 1: Much like that fair enough as well, but also like
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  Speaker 1: think about this, like, let's say you find out some
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  Speaker 1: juicy gossip about a friend, not once for a second time,
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  Speaker 1: I think, and I'm going to call Audie to tell him.
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  Speaker 1: I'm just like, oh, I can't wait to tell Addie
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  Speaker 1: when I see him. True, don't think that I just
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  Speaker 1: call like gossip, I got juice my hand. I'd probably
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  Speaker 1: I'd probably be like, why are you telling me that? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you could have waited to tell me that. You could
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  Speaker 1: have saved that. Yeah, wasting my time.
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  Speaker 2: Things guys would love but would never admit a fancy
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  Speaker 2: sugary alcoholic beverage. Good point, a cruiser, man, give me
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  Speaker 2: like a raspberry.
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  Speaker 1: No man ever wants to be seen with a cruiser. No,
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  Speaker 1: But also every man looks at him and thinks, funk,
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  Speaker 1: that would taste way better than the beer I'm drinking.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, literally, whoa every man is lying? Reckons the beer
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  Speaker 2: tastes better than like a sugary cruiser or like a
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  Speaker 2: raspberry vodka.
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  Speaker 1: Like, I don't get it. Yeah, my dad's always like, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I shouldn't, I should stop drinking, But I just love beer,
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  Speaker 1: And I'm.
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  Speaker 2: Like, do you though I've never noticed like coke zero
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  Speaker 2: or coke or a fander or a lemonade tastes ten
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  Speaker 2: times better than any beer.
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  Speaker 1: Also, here we go, you could stop drinking and still
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  Speaker 1: drink beer because there's alcohol free beer. Yeah, you don't
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  Speaker 1: love beer. Yeah, alcohol, yeah yeah, so get your alcohol
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  Speaker 1: and the way you want to get your alcohol.
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  Speaker 2: Things guys would love but would never admit. Probably a
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  Speaker 2: good way to sum up this segment, actually having a
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  Speaker 2: deep intellectual conversation about your feelings with your best friend facts.
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  Speaker 1: I will say, the only reason that we are an
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  Speaker 1: exception for that is the podcast and also the fact
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  Speaker 1: that we went and traveled together. And I always tell
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  Speaker 1: people whenever they say, had the podcast start, I say, well,
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  Speaker 1: the guy do it with Audi, like it was his idea,
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  Speaker 1: and we went traveling together. And I always say we
• 8:34
  Speaker 1: kind of just found out that when we were traveling together,
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  Speaker 1: because we spend every minute together for a few months,
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  Speaker 1: we just like couldn't really talk about girls the whole time.
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  Speaker 1: So we started talking about actual shit, and then we realized, oh,
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  Speaker 1: like these are good conversations pretty much, honestly, And something
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  Speaker 1: just clicked when we got back and I was like,
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  Speaker 1: they were actually pretty cool. It's weird a So I
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  Speaker 1: was just say, yeah, I couldn't talk about girls all
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  Speaker 1: time because I'm trying to sound manly.
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  Speaker 2: So many guys out there like force yourself in the
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  Speaker 2: situation where you have to talk about more things than
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  Speaker 2: just cheat.
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  Speaker 1: I think, yeah we should. Actually that could be a
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  Speaker 1: cool thing.
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  Speaker 2: Is you force yourself to talk about something because you
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  Speaker 2: do run out of things to say, Like I'm sure
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  Speaker 2: the first week we were just talking about chicks and
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  Speaker 2: then like after we were fun.
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  Speaker 1: How you feel anyway, Yeah, just like anxious? That's weird,
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  Speaker 1: all right.
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  Speaker 2: Up next is the IG question, and this episode is
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  Speaker 2: actually very insightful. Yes, we didn't really do that on purpose,
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  Speaker 2: but it turned out to be yeah, exactly. So the
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  Speaker 2: IG question is what way would you like to be
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  Speaker 2: hit on? And this is girls answering the question. Yes,
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  Speaker 2: so my first one what way would you like to
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  Speaker 2: be hit on? Book lines? Read in a random accent? Oh,
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  Speaker 2: that's kind of creative, you know, what is that?
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  Speaker 1: What's Shakespeare's saying? Book lines? Book lines read? Let down?
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  Speaker 1: Why did you want to create an accent?
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  Speaker 2: But there was one thing I found out from So
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  Speaker 2: people submit an IG question and we go through the
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  Speaker 2: more and get the best ones that we think are
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  Speaker 2: the best. Yeah, every single one was pretty much different.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. Actually I also saw a couple that contradicted each
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  Speaker 1: other because it was obviously personal preference. Yeah, so I
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  Speaker 1: think a lot of the way you want to be
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  Speaker 1: hit on, has to be respectful but is very individualized. Yeah, no,
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  Speaker 1: fully agree. My first one for how would you like
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  Speaker 1: to be hit on? Be direct but not overbearing. And
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  Speaker 1: then she said it quote, I hope this isn't too forward,
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  Speaker 1: but I wanted to say I think you're beautiful. I
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  Speaker 1: like that simple, simple and effective. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah,
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  Speaker 1: And it's all just being respectful. And I think actually
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  Speaker 1: going in okay, when you hit on someone, I think
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  Speaker 1: that it's like the mindset needs to change of you
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  Speaker 1: need to go into it as going like I don't
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  Speaker 1: want to hit on you. It's more of like I
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  Speaker 1: just kind of want to come and let this person
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  Speaker 1: know that I think that they're beautiful and they caught
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  Speaker 1: my attention, instead of like, I think we should change
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  Speaker 1: the word hit on to like compliment. Yeah, I don't know,
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  Speaker 1: something like that, you know what I mean?
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  Speaker 2: Yea, yeah, yeah, because like worst case, you know, like
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  Speaker 2: it's a good interaction between two people and you let
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  Speaker 2: her know that you thought she was beautiful.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, like you could go go and be like doing
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  Speaker 1: a bit too forward, but god, I think you're beautiful.
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  Speaker 1: And she smiles, and oh I smile as well. That's
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  Speaker 1: just scary too man.
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  Speaker 2: Guys, but some guys, some girls love the forwardness, but
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  Speaker 2: some girls don't as well.
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  Speaker 1: It is to tough. But even if a girl that
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  Speaker 1: doesn't like forwardness heard that, she probably smile and say
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  Speaker 1: thank you. Yeah, but I think that like you just
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  Speaker 1: need to read the room, as if she's not going
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  Speaker 1: to reply anymore than just be like sorry, just want
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  Speaker 1: to let you know, like I'll go my daily Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: read the room. So what way would you like to
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  Speaker 1: be hit on? Not through a hay damn fair basically
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  Speaker 1: anything other than a yeah, fun we used to get
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  Speaker 1: the heat back of the hour. That was how you
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  Speaker 1: did it creative? Even I thought that as a guy,
• 11:51
  Speaker 1: I was like, just try something new, try something a little, say,
• 11:55
  Speaker 1: how would you like to be hit on? See me
• 11:58
  Speaker 1: looking at food options and offer an idea? Nah, I reckon?
• 12:03
  Speaker 1: Some girls would hate that, surely do you reckon?
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  Speaker 2: Like you're looking at a Guzman menu and you're looking
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  Speaker 2: at like the Cali burrito, I'm like, go the chicken, na.
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  Speaker 1: Jose, I think that's cute. I think that's cute.
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  Speaker 2: After I said it sounded kind of good, and then
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  Speaker 2: she's probably if she likes the dude, She's probably going
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  Speaker 2: to be like playful and be like I know what
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  Speaker 2: I like.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, true, this is.
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  Speaker 2: What would you like to hit on? Ask me to
• 12:31
  Speaker 2: spot your bench pr? Oh, okay in the gym, I.
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  Speaker 1: Already might spot me. And then after she's like, here's
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  Speaker 1: what I would do, tactical number. Tactically I would do
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  Speaker 1: wait that I could do easily.
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  Speaker 2: Right, I'm gonna say like, what if you like, can
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  Speaker 2: you spot my pr? Then you're like bentioned, like sixty you.
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  Speaker 1: No, this is what I'm saying. Okay, tactically do a
• 12:54
  Speaker 1: lightweight right, you don't need her help at all, and
• 12:57
  Speaker 1: then when you're done, just be like that actually wasn't
• 12:59
  Speaker 1: my p I just wanted to talk to you. Oh
• 13:01
  Speaker 1: that's cute.
• 13:02
  Speaker 2: I was even going to say, can you spop me
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  Speaker 2: till I go to failure because then you don't look
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  Speaker 2: like a bitch.
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  Speaker 1: True, you can do anyway, and you could do like
• 13:08
  Speaker 1: twenty raps again with the fucking ego. How would you
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  Speaker 1: like to be hit on? Writing on my coffee cup
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  Speaker 1: lid from the barista or waiter? Oh oh, I think
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  Speaker 1: that's cute. Cute barista.
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  Speaker 2: My immediate thought, maybe I don't like being hit on
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  Speaker 2: is like, how many times did I do this?
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  Speaker 1: Ooh that's negative? Yeah, we're open if we don't need
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  Speaker 1: that ear.
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  Speaker 2: How would you like to be hit on? I like
• 13:36
  Speaker 2: cheesy pickup lines? Oh, some people do.
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  Speaker 1: Roses the red violet's of blue? Could I please get
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  Speaker 1: your number? So we're gonna take you on a date
• 13:44
  Speaker 1: too and do to literly dood like I didn't pick
• 13:48
  Speaker 1: up wine with Beth and it worked, but it's just
• 13:50
  Speaker 1: because she wanted me to messenger her. Yeah, I think
• 13:52
  Speaker 1: that when you want to be messaged by someone, to
• 13:53
  Speaker 1: pick up line works literally honestly, it's just all about
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  Speaker 1: trying and trying your best. This one, I'm not too
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  Speaker 1: sure if this person got it or if they're just
• 14:01
  Speaker 1: being funny. How would you like to be hit on?
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  Speaker 1: And they said by a bus would be nice? How
• 14:08
  Speaker 1: would you like to be a fire? Like she would
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  Speaker 1: like to be hit I have a feeling that she
• 14:11
  Speaker 1: was thinking, how would you like to be hit Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: it's like a blimp bus? Is your choice? Fair enough?
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  Speaker 1: How would you like to be hit on? Make fun
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  Speaker 1: of me in a flirty way? Yeah? I saw a
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  Speaker 1: lot of that. Yeah, I saw a lot of that.
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  Speaker 1: So that's probably a very popular one. I think that's
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  Speaker 1: what I used to do. Yeah, it's kind of Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: it's easy too, and it's all yeah, it's all dependent
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  Speaker 1: on how people will respond. Guy and a girl. I think, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: it's for some reason it is easy to do online
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  Speaker 1: because you have like the time to think of like
• 14:39
  Speaker 1: a response, flirt with the girl. Yeah, Like if you're
• 14:43
  Speaker 1: not a like witty person in real life, then it
• 14:46
  Speaker 1: is a bit harder, especially if you're like nervous. True,
• 14:49
  Speaker 1: you can really embarrass yourself. But rejection therapy, yeah, exactly.
• 14:52
  Speaker 1: Nerves are good too. How would you like to be
• 14:54
  Speaker 1: hit on with a stack of cash? Funny you say that,
• 14:57
  Speaker 1: how would you like to be hit on? Bank transfer?
• 15:00
  Speaker 1: What's your back? I don't want your phone number on
• 15:03
  Speaker 1: your bank number, I want that BSP an account number.
• 15:06
  Speaker 2: I want your number and it's like is it linked
• 15:08
  Speaker 2: your pay ID? And I'll get your number and I'll
• 15:09
  Speaker 2: transmitt it come on a day.
• 15:11
  Speaker 1: And then the reason for the transfer, because you have
• 15:13
  Speaker 1: to give a reason, is like shit, could it just
• 15:16
  Speaker 1: be like will you go on a date with me?
• 15:18
  Speaker 1: And that's like a message that you've sent them. How
• 15:19
  Speaker 1: much would it cost if you were single to go
• 15:21
  Speaker 1: on a date with someone and you weren't interested. Obviously,
• 15:24
  Speaker 1: if I was single to go on a date with
• 15:26
  Speaker 1: someone and they were paying me to go on the date,
• 15:28
  Speaker 1: you just weren't interested, and she's like she just wanted
• 15:31
  Speaker 1: your company. Ah im like yeah, single, yeah, yeah. Free.
• 15:37
  Speaker 1: If someone was like, can I take you on a date?
• 15:39
  Speaker 1: I really like you, and then I was like, look,
• 15:41
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry, like I don't feel the same way. I
• 15:42
  Speaker 1: don't want to lead you on, and then they go, look,
• 15:44
  Speaker 1: I do just really want some company. Can I pay
• 15:46
  Speaker 1: you to go on the date? I'd be like, look,
• 15:48
  Speaker 1: I'll go on one. I'll go out for dinner with
• 15:51
  Speaker 1: you once, but it's not a date, Like I just
• 15:52
  Speaker 1: wanted to I would just be like, mad, I feel bad.
• 15:53
  Speaker 1: I'd be like, I'll like talk to you a green flag,
• 15:56
  Speaker 1: but this is not a date. Like just know that
• 15:58
  Speaker 1: for sure you're not going to win me over. I
• 16:00
  Speaker 1: just do it the once and be like, yeah, I
• 16:01
  Speaker 1: wouldn't take money, you know what. I just you're paying
• 16:03
  Speaker 1: for it.
• 16:03
  Speaker 2: You know, you know what, I'll do it for a
• 16:06
  Speaker 2: large chicken nacho meals at GYG.
• 16:09
  Speaker 1: Fucking know, Yeah, that's like twenty five bucks that's expensive,
• 16:12
  Speaker 1: that's it is. But you've got to use my points
• 16:13
  Speaker 1: like you got to. I can't give me the points.
• 16:18
  Speaker 1: Oh and my last one was how would you like
• 16:20
  Speaker 1: to be hit on? And it said respectfully, which I think, Yeah,
• 16:23
  Speaker 1: there was a lot of that too.
• 16:24
  Speaker 2: The take away from this one is go and it
• 16:26
  Speaker 2: be creative, but at the end of the day, respect
• 16:28
  Speaker 2: is the best way.
• 16:29
  Speaker 1: I saw one that said at the bar, send me
• 16:31
  Speaker 1: a bowl of fries instead of a drink, and I
• 16:34
  Speaker 1: was kind of like, I don't know maybe about that.
• 16:37
  Speaker 1: So at a while is that I don't know. My
• 16:39
  Speaker 1: brain just gone to bad places. Maybe you could send
• 16:41
  Speaker 1: a drink, but an alcohol free one. That's like sending
• 16:45
  Speaker 1: a water.
• 16:45
  Speaker 2: And then it's implying like you look too drunk, like
• 16:47
  Speaker 2: say the skill of water, but you want you wanted
• 16:50
  Speaker 2: to imply like I'm not trying to get you drup Yeah,
• 16:53
  Speaker 2: give the way to send a note with it?
• 16:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah, just like I don't know how to come and
• 16:56
  Speaker 1: approach you. So here's the water, all right, everybody? This
• 17:04
  Speaker 1: is kiss or miss.
• 17:11
  Speaker 2: These are situations that arise when you're dating. You might
• 17:14
  Speaker 2: be seeing someone and either we like them and we'll
• 17:17
  Speaker 2: kiss the person some more, or it's a big miss in.
• 17:21
  Speaker 1: You go first. Okay, kiss or miss, gene shorts below
• 17:27
  Speaker 1: the knees, kiss you like? I like that? Not at shorts? Yeah,
• 17:36
  Speaker 1: I love that? What about Like if it was a
• 17:40
  Speaker 1: guy wearing at you wrecking girls like them? About dude?
• 17:43
  Speaker 1: I just think about both both genders. I just for
• 17:46
  Speaker 1: some reason, I think there's no place in the world
• 17:47
  Speaker 1: for your mind. I don't think there's any place for
• 17:50
  Speaker 1: gene shorts blow the needs in this world.
• 17:51
  Speaker 2: It's because if you want, you'd be mistaken as a
• 17:53
  Speaker 2: dad because you already was like close enough, fair enough, Okay,
• 17:57
  Speaker 2: kiss or miss her calling you daddy?
• 18:01
  Speaker 1: No big fan, No, No, I can't do it. I'm fine,
• 18:09
  Speaker 1: I'm too innocent. Fun you're shut your fucking mouths. Try. Yeah,
• 18:21
  Speaker 1: I'm going to call get her to call me daddy. Yeah,
• 18:23
  Speaker 1: that's not me trying. You gotta try. You gotta get
• 18:26
  Speaker 1: her to try and see if you like it. I
• 18:28
  Speaker 1: like that, mummy. Okay, kiss or miss I think I'm
• 18:33
  Speaker 1: going to know your answer on this. This jeans with
• 18:37
  Speaker 1: high heels combination, miss not a. I don't think many
• 18:44
  Speaker 1: people do that. I've seen so many This is real.
• 18:47
  Speaker 1: It's really only girls. I've seen so many girls wearing
• 18:49
  Speaker 1: jeans with high heels, and I'm always like, what are
• 18:51
  Speaker 1: you doing? Maybe he's anything it's like bad, Like skinny
• 18:55
  Speaker 1: jeans of high heels I think is quite common, but
• 18:57
  Speaker 1: like bagging jeans of high heels.
• 18:59
  Speaker 2: I don't really judge with people. But I've never been
• 19:00
  Speaker 2: like a high heels type like guy to like. I've
• 19:02
  Speaker 2: never like, I don't know, I appreciated them as much
• 19:04
  Speaker 2: as other people do.
• 19:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you're actually fair enough. I try. I like confirm
• 19:07
  Speaker 1: to be comfortable. True, Like I basically I wouldn't judge
• 19:11
  Speaker 1: if they were wearing a dress and then they were like,
• 19:12
  Speaker 1: I just don't want to wear how heels. I'm gonna
• 19:13
  Speaker 1: wear sneaky. They'd be like, oh, yeah, go for it.
• 19:15
  Speaker 1: That's what I would be if I was a girl,
• 19:16
  Speaker 1: like I'm wearing snak Yeah, my nicest pair of shoes
• 19:18
  Speaker 1: are the same shoes you're wearing right now. Yes, like honestly,
• 19:21
  Speaker 1: but I do appreciate the look of a high heel
• 19:24
  Speaker 1: because like you're a legs man. I do like legs
• 19:26
  Speaker 1: like because the look of a high heel, so your
• 19:28
  Speaker 1: heels are up and like toes down and I know
• 19:31
  Speaker 1: that girls really like it because it's like, I don't
• 19:33
  Speaker 1: know how, it's like some sort of illusion. I'm pretty
• 19:35
  Speaker 1: sure it makes your legs look better.
• 19:36
  Speaker 2: Oh right, Yeah, I feel like it emphasizes how long
• 19:39
  Speaker 2: legs are. All right, kiss or Miss waiting a certain
• 19:41
  Speaker 2: amount of time to reply.
• 19:44
  Speaker 1: Nah, yeah, I hate that, dude. If you want to reply, reply,
• 19:49
  Speaker 1: reply as soon as you see the message. Yeah, I
• 19:51
  Speaker 1: don't care. We don't like games around here, all right,
• 19:53
  Speaker 1: kiss or Miss. He's like the perfect guy, all right,
• 19:59
  Speaker 1: get in the mind of a girl here, the perfect
• 20:02
  Speaker 1: guy you've been looking forever. But whenever he's driving, he
• 20:08
  Speaker 1: just can't have music playing. Come, I want to listen
• 20:14
  Speaker 1: to my taste. Whip put some well. I like Katy
• 20:19
  Speaker 1: Perry fire when she could pay like five million dollars
• 20:23
  Speaker 1: to do the fucking yeah anfl thing. I like her
• 20:25
  Speaker 1: and whatever? If I want some fred again, what's he
• 20:27
  Speaker 1: going to be doing?
• 20:28
  Speaker 2: We want to talk to the whole I don't want
• 20:29
  Speaker 2: to talk to him. Kiss or Miss liking old photos
• 20:33
  Speaker 2: on Insta you miss? Yeah, no way, that's the worst slide.
• 20:40
  Speaker 1: Kiss or Miss her pulling your hair during the deed.
• 20:44
  Speaker 1: I have that one as well. Like it depends. I
• 20:50
  Speaker 1: like the rubbing of the hair, but don't run your
• 20:52
  Speaker 1: fingers through it. Yeah, I don't want to like no Pully,
• 20:55
  Speaker 1: yeah no no, no, no, no no.
• 20:57
  Speaker 2: Jake actually stopped talking to a girl because that happened
• 20:59
  Speaker 2: to it. I'm not about that scard, all right. My
• 21:02
  Speaker 2: last one then kiss or miss playing hard to get
• 21:05
  Speaker 2: in this talking stages, M I think you toxic, motherfucker.
• 21:13
  Speaker 1: I think kiss playing hard to get a little bit again,
• 21:16
  Speaker 1: you don't play tiny? How long are they playing hard
• 21:19
  Speaker 1: to get? Too long? Because they will miss too long
• 21:23
  Speaker 1: because they started doing it. They should be showing their
• 21:25
  Speaker 1: intentions clear from the start. Okay, the last one is
• 21:31
  Speaker 1: kiss or miss socks on during the deed, I.
• 21:37
  Speaker 2: Do it, man, I don't want my cootsies getting cold.
• 21:42
  Speaker 1: How the fuck is your feaking in cold gonna like,
• 21:44
  Speaker 1: that's not even something you're focused on. You're the type
• 21:47
  Speaker 1: of guy, like some old guy who gets like under
• 21:49
  Speaker 1: the covers to have sex. I don't know, during the winter.
• 21:54
  Speaker 1: Let's get the juner on top of the start. I'm like,
• 21:56
  Speaker 1: let's get into me. And then you're just like you
• 22:00
  Speaker 1: don't even love you, We don't even make love to you.
• 22:02
  Speaker 1: You're trying to be sexy, then let me take then
• 22:05
  Speaker 1: you're like, fucking nuts are out? Take and the other
• 22:08
  Speaker 1: one now let's get into it. That's a good point,
• 22:13
  Speaker 1: like how can a guy even like try and do
• 22:16
  Speaker 1: anything sexy when he has a nutsack?
• 22:18
  Speaker 2: I like, and girls and girlfriends always like to point out,
• 22:22
  Speaker 2: like when you're in your pajamas and there, like, it's
• 22:24
  Speaker 2: what do you mean.
• 22:24
  Speaker 1: It's a part of me, this is what you signed
• 22:27
  Speaker 1: up for. Couple of weeks. I think I've told this
• 22:30
  Speaker 1: on the podcast before. We'll end it on this she
• 22:33
  Speaker 1: told me a few months in. But she said, like
• 22:35
  Speaker 1: when you'd come over to my place for the first
• 22:37
  Speaker 1: couple of months and like we weren't like official yet,
• 22:40
  Speaker 1: you hadn't like it was like first two months, you
• 22:42
  Speaker 1: didn't asked me to be a girlfriend yet. She was like,
• 22:44
  Speaker 1: because her bathroom, so her bed's here at the end
• 22:48
  Speaker 1: of the bed, and then the bathroom so if you're
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: if the bathroom doors open, you have a view of
• 22:51
  Speaker 1: the bed. Yeah, she was like, because it was summer,
• 22:54
  Speaker 1: you'd be you'd be there in your boxes and I
• 22:56
  Speaker 1: very often just see your whole junk just out. And
• 22:59
  Speaker 1: she's like, I never wanted to say anything because it
• 23:01
  Speaker 1: was like too early on that I was fucking dying.
• 23:04
  Speaker 1: I was like, that's just I'm I was like so
• 23:06
  Speaker 1: embarrassed because I was thinking, oh, that's just a stage
• 23:08
  Speaker 1: where I need to keep that ship together. But for
• 23:11
  Speaker 1: guys like you can't really like you can't feel your nuts. No,
• 23:14
  Speaker 1: like you don't know where they're dropping.
• 23:16
  Speaker 2: You know, you have no idea, Yeah they could be anyway.
• 23:20
  Speaker 1: They're dropping to four, they're sucking out my ankle. Bot seriously.
• 23:25
  Speaker 2: Alright, everybody that was stimulated, we love you, love ya,
• 23:29
  Speaker 2: see ya,