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Bezos Faceplants, Festivals & Crosswalks | Omni Talk Lightning Round Gets Wild 🎤 · Omni Talk Retail

• 0:00
  So
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  let's
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  go
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  to
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  the
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  lightning
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  round.
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  Question
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  number
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  one.
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  Starbucks
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  has
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  announced
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  that
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  they're
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  updating
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  their
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  dress
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  code,
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  requiring
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  that
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  all
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  baristas
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  don
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  black
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  tops
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  in
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  order
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  to
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  highlight
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  their
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  green
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  Starbucks
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  apron.
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  If
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  you
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  were
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  to
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  create
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  an
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  Amitak
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  uniform
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  for
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  us,
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  Chris,
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  what
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  would
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  it
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  consist
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  of?
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  You
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  crack
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  me
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  up
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  with
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  your
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  questions
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  because,
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  you
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  know,
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  I've
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  done
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  research
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  on
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  this,
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  and
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  you
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  know
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  I
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  have,
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  and
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  unfortunately,
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  it's
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  tight
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  too.
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  It's
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  too
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  expensive
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  to
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  run
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  a
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  batch
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  for.
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  For
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  just
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  you
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  and
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  I.
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  But.
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  But,
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  you
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  know,
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  for
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  me,
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  it's
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  a
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  trucker
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  hat
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  with
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  a
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  logo,
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  trucker
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  hat
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  and
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  a
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  half
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  zip.
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  That's.
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  That's
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  what
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  I
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  want.
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  Trucker
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  hat.
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  Yeah,
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  trucker
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  hat
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  logo.
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  Trucker
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  hat
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  with
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  a
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  half
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  zip.
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  That's
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  what
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  I
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  want.
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  But,
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  you
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  know,
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  maybe
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  if
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  our
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  Omni
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  Talk
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  fans
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  will
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  go
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  in
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  on
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  it
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  with
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  us,
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  maybe
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  we'll.
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  Maybe
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  I'll
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  plug
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  down
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  the
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  money
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  and.
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  And
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  procure
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  some
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  for
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  all
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  of
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  us.
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  I
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  think
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  we
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  need
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  the
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  Walmart
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  planning
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  tool
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  to
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  source
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  us
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  some
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  new
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  inspiration
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  for
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  that
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  before
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  we
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  go
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  all
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  in
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  on
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  the
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  half
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  zip
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  and
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  the.
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  And
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  the
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  trucker
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  hat,
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  but.
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  Okay,
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  okay.
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  Jeff
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  Bezos
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  and
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  Face
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  Planted
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  while
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  rushing
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  to
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  open
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  the
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  door
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  of
• 1:02
  the
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  that
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  housed
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  the
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  all
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  female
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  Blue
• 1:05
  Origin
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  space
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  crew
• 1:07
  this
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  week.
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  And
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  as
• 1:08
  someone
• 1:08
  who
• 1:08
  has
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  done
• 1:09
  many
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  a
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  face
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  plan
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  on
• 1:10
  our
• 1:10
  travels
• 1:11
  together,
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  and
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  by
• 1:11
  that,
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  I
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  mean
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  you,
• 1:12
  not
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  me,
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  just
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  walking
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  down
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  the
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  sidewalk.
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  For
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  those
• 1:16
  listening,
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  I'm
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  curious,
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  what
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  is
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  your
• 1:17
  most
• 1:18
  memorable
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  face
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  plan?
• 1:19
  I
• 1:19
  don't
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  actually
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  know
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  the
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  answer
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  to
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  this.
• 1:20
  I
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  was
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  curious.
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  Oh,
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  I
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  would
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  say
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  probably
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  the
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  great
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  Fall
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  of
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  Lisbon
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  in
• 1:25
  2022.
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  I
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  think
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  that
• 1:27
  was
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  probably
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  the
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  worst
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  one
• 1:28
  those.
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  So
• 1:29
  I
• 1:29
  was
• 1:29
  there.
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  You
• 1:30
  were
• 1:30
  there?
• 1:31
  Yeah.
• 1:31
  When
• 1:31
  we
• 1:31
  were
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  walking
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  to
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  go
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  meet
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  my
• 1:33
  friend
• 1:33
  Dan
• 1:34
  and
• 1:35
  I,
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  the.
• 1:37
  The
• 1:37
  little
• 1:37
  cobblestones
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  get
• 1:39
  slick
• 1:40
  with
• 1:40
  water.
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  I
• 1:42
  dented
• 1:42
  my
• 1:42
  water
• 1:43
  bottle.
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  Got
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  a
• 1:44
  pretty
• 1:44
  solid
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  bruise
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  on
• 1:45
  my
• 1:45
  hand.
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  That
• 1:46
  one
• 1:46
  stuck
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  with
• 1:46
  me.
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  I
• 1:47
  was
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  not
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  ready
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  to
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  take
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  on
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  the
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  hike
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  that
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  we
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  had
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  that
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  day
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  at.
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  So
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  I
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  would
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  say
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  that
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  that
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  stands
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  out
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  as
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  probably
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  the
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  most
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  memorable,
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  most
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  damage
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  to
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  personal
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  belongings
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  and
• 1:59
  spirit.
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  I'm
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  very
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  proud
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  that
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  I
• 2:01
  was
• 2:01
  there
• 2:02
  to
• 2:02
  see
• 2:02
  that.
• 2:02
  So
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  down
• 2:03
  goes
• 2:03
  Maanga.
• 2:04
  That's
• 2:04
  all
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  that
• 2:04
  kept
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  going
• 2:05
  through
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  my
• 2:05
  head.
• 2:05
  Down
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  goes
• 2:06
  Maanga.
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  Yes.
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  All
• 2:08
  right,
• 2:09
  question
• 2:09
  number
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  three.
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  Singer
• 2:11
  Jewel
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  is
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  suing
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  Kroger
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  for
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  cutting
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  her
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  out
• 2:14
  of
• 2:14
  the
• 2:15
  partnership
• 2:15
  that
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  they
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  developed
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  together
• 2:16
  to
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  create
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  the
• 2:17
  Kroger
• 2:18
  Annual
• 2:18
  Wellness
• 2:19
  Festival.
• 2:20
  Chris,
• 2:20
  it's
• 2:20
  been
• 2:20
  a
• 2:20
  little
• 2:21
  while
• 2:21
  since
• 2:21
  I
• 2:21
  asked
• 2:21
  you
• 2:22
  this
• 2:22
  question,
• 2:22
  so
• 2:22
  I'm
• 2:22
  curious
• 2:23
  if
• 2:23
  anything's
• 2:23
  changed,
• 2:24
  knowing
• 2:24
  how
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  much
• 2:25
  you
• 2:25
  Love
• 2:25
  Christina
• 2:26
  Aguilera
• 2:26
  and
• 2:26
  some
• 2:26
  others
• 2:27
  that
• 2:27
  we've
• 2:27
  discussed
• 2:28
  on
• 2:28
  this
• 2:28
  podcast
• 2:29
  in
• 2:29
  the
• 2:29
  last
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  few
• 2:29
  weeks.
• 2:30
  But
• 2:30
  which
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  three
• 2:31
  acts
• 2:31
  Dead
• 2:32
  Live,
• 2:32
  would
• 2:33
  headline
• 2:33
  your
• 2:33
  own
• 2:34
  Chrysapalooa
• 2:35
  Festival?
• 2:37
  Oh,
• 2:37
  wow.
• 2:37
  Yeah.
• 2:38
  I
• 2:38
  mean,
• 2:38
  you.
• 2:38
  You.
• 2:38
  God,
• 2:38
  this
• 2:39
  was
• 2:39
  like
• 2:39
  the
• 2:39
  first
• 2:39
  question
• 2:39
  you
• 2:40
  asked
• 2:40
  me
• 2:40
  the
• 2:40
  very
• 2:40
  first
• 2:40
  day
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  I
• 2:41
  met
• 2:41
  you.
• 2:41
  Actually,
• 2:42
  for
• 2:42
  those
• 2:42
  listening,
• 2:43
  I
• 2:43
  think
• 2:43
  my
• 2:43
  answer's
• 2:44
  changed
• 2:44
  somewhat.
• 2:44
  And
• 2:45
  I
• 2:45
  think
• 2:45
  I'm
• 2:45
  going
• 2:45
  to
• 2:45
  go.
• 2:46
  I'm
• 2:46
  not
• 2:46
  going
• 2:46
  to
• 2:46
  put
• 2:47
  these
• 2:47
  in
• 2:47
  any
• 2:47
  order
• 2:47
  either,
• 2:47
  but
• 2:48
  I
• 2:48
  think
• 2:48
  I'd
• 2:48
  go
• 2:48
  Elvis.
• 2:50
  Okay.
• 2:51
  And
• 2:51
  this
• 2:52
  one
• 2:52
  is
• 2:52
  really
• 2:52
  unique
• 2:53
  to
• 2:53
  me.
• 2:53
  The
• 2:53
  Jackson
• 2:54
  5.
• 2:54
  Not
• 2:55
  Michael
• 2:55
  Jackson.
• 2:56
  Oh,
• 2:56
  Jackson
• 2:57
  5.
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  Could
• 2:58
  Michael
• 2:58
  sing
• 2:59
  his
• 2:59
  own.
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  Could
• 3:00
  Michael,
• 3:01
  like,
• 3:01
  take
• 3:01
  it
• 3:02
  on
• 3:02
  and,
• 3:02
  like,
• 3:02
  sing
• 3:02
  as
• 3:03
  a
• 3:03
  few
• 3:03
  of
• 3:03
  his
• 3:03
  own
• 3:03
  songs?
• 3:04
  Like
• 3:04
  man
• 3:04
  in
• 3:04
  the
• 3:05
  Mirror,
• 3:05
  Like.
• 3:06
  No,
• 3:06
  I
• 3:07
  want
• 3:07
  to
• 3:07
  see
• 3:07
  Back
• 3:08
  in
• 3:08
  the
• 3:08
  day
• 3:08
  like
• 3:08
  this.
• 3:09
  No,
• 3:09
  I
• 3:09
  want
• 3:09
  to
• 3:09
  see
• 3:09
  that.
• 3:09
  Yeah,
• 3:10
  I
• 3:10
  want
• 3:10
  to.
• 3:10
  I
• 3:10
  want
• 3:10
  to
• 3:10
  know.
• 3:11
  I'm
• 3:11
  gonna
• 3:11
  say
• 3:11
  no.
• 3:11
  I'm.
• 3:12
  So
• 3:12
  the
• 3:12
  catalog
• 3:13
  would
• 3:13
  stick
• 3:13
  to
• 3:13
  Jackson
• 3:14
  5
• 3:15
  exclusively.
• 3:16
  Interesting.
• 3:16
  I
• 3:17
  think
• 3:17
  so.
• 3:17
  Okay.
• 3:17
  Yeah.
• 3:18
  All
• 3:18
  right.
• 3:18
  I
• 3:18
  just
• 3:18
  love
• 3:18
  that.
• 3:19
  I
• 3:19
  just
• 3:19
  love
• 3:19
  listening
• 3:19
  to
• 3:20
  that.
• 3:20
  That's
• 3:20
  just.
• 3:20
  He's.
• 3:21
  He
• 3:21
  was
• 3:21
  so
• 3:21
  talented.
• 3:22
  So,
• 3:22
  so
• 3:22
  young.
• 3:22
  All
• 3:23
  right,
• 3:23
  anyway,
• 3:23
  Silicon
• 3:24
  Valley
• 3:24
  crosswalks
• 3:25
  were
• 3:25
  recently
• 3:25
  hacked
• 3:26
  to
• 3:26
  display
• 3:26
  the
• 3:26
  voices
• 3:26
  of
• 3:27
  Mark
• 3:27
  Zuckerberg
• 3:28
  and
• 3:28
  Elon
• 3:28
  Musk.
• 3:29
  If
• 3:29
  you
• 3:29
  could
• 3:29
  hack
• 3:30
  the
• 3:30
  Spotlight,
• 3:31
  the.
• 3:31
  The
• 3:31
  spotlight,
• 3:32
  the
• 3:32
  stoplight
• 3:33
  near
• 3:33
  us
• 3:33
  on
• 3:34
  50th
• 3:34
  in
• 3:34
  France,
• 3:34
  what
• 3:35
  voice
• 3:35
  would
• 3:35
  you
• 3:35
  choose
• 3:36
  and
• 3:37
  have
• 3:37
  it
• 3:38
  say,
• 3:38
  if
• 3:39
  you.
• 3:39
  Have
• 3:39
  not
• 3:39
  listened
• 3:40
  to
• 3:40
  these,
• 3:40
  do
• 3:41
  yourself
• 3:41
  a
• 3:41
  favor,
• 3:42
  take
• 3:42
  a
• 3:42
  work
• 3:43
  break
• 3:43
  and
• 3:43
  go
• 3:44
  online
• 3:44
  and
• 3:44
  listen
• 3:45
  to
• 3:45
  some
• 3:45
  of
• 3:45
  these.
• 3:45
  They
• 3:45
  are
• 3:45
  hilarious.
• 3:47
  For
• 3:48
  our
• 3:48
  little
• 3:49
  shopping
• 3:49
  district
• 3:50
  up
• 3:50
  the
• 3:50
  road,
• 3:51
  there's.
• 3:51
  There's
• 3:51
  some
• 3:52
  hoity
• 3:52
  toity
• 3:52
  people
• 3:53
  up
• 3:53
  there.
• 3:53
  I
• 3:54
  would
• 3:54
  love
• 3:55
  to
• 3:55
  hear
• 3:56
  little
• 3:56
  John
• 3:57
  just
• 3:57
  start
• 3:58
  singing
• 3:58
  like,
• 3:59
  you
• 3:59
  know,
• 3:59
  like,
• 3:59
  you
• 3:59
  hit
• 3:59
  the
• 4:00
  button
• 4:00
  and
• 4:00
  it's
• 4:00
  like,
• 4:01
  walk.
• 4:01
  The
• 4:01
  walk
• 4:02
  sign
• 4:02
  is
• 4:02
  on.
• 4:02
  And
• 4:02
  then
• 4:03
  just
• 4:03
  have
• 4:03
  him
• 4:03
  be
• 4:03
  like,
• 4:04
  oh,
• 4:04
  skeet
• 4:04
  skeet,
• 4:05
  skeet,
• 4:05
  skeet.
• 4:06
  And
• 4:06
  then
• 4:06
  like,
• 4:06
  okay,
• 4:07
  it's
• 4:08
  time
• 4:08
  to
• 4:08
  cross
• 4:08
  the
• 4:08
  sidewalk.
• 4:09
  Like,
• 4:10
  just
• 4:10
  having
• 4:10
  him
• 4:11
  come
• 4:11
  in
• 4:11
  and
• 4:11
  throw
• 4:12
  some
• 4:12
  things
• 4:12
  in
• 4:12
  here
• 4:13
  would
• 4:13
  crack
• 4:14
  me
• 4:14
  up.
• 4:14
  I
• 4:14
  would
• 4:14
  love
• 4:14
  it
• 4:15
  so
• 4:15
  much.
• 4:16
  That
• 4:16
  was
• 4:16
  pretty
• 4:16
  good,
• 4:17
  my
• 4:17
  friend.
• 4:17
  That
• 4:17
  was
• 4:17
  pretty
• 4:18
  good.
• 4:18
  Nicely
• 4:18
  done.
• 4:19
  Nicely
• 4:19
  done.