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- Passa Brown (00:17.141) Yes, it is. Yes, I'm yours. I am ready. Yes, it is. Talk to him. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Reminder. Yeah. Let's run it down. Welcome to Pastors Pigs. Welcome to Pastors Pigs. Thank you so much. Thank you so much. Well, good evening, brothers and sisters, football cities, all of my fantasy football degenerates. Welcome to week six of Pastor's Picks. We've reached that part of the season where we know the honeymoon is over. Your quarterback keeps blaming the offensive line. The offensive line keeps blaming the quarterback. The head coach keeps walking into Press Cop, talking about we we know we gotta execute better. You know, we just we just we just gotta execute better. I think. Passa Brown (01:29.409) We pants we pants the point of executing better. We got to figure it out. So remember, your party, your problem, to open your Bibles, your football Bibles, to the book of Week six. The book of week six. Yeah, thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Tonight, Thursday night Football tonight. Seattle going to that mile high. They're trying to recover. Seattle, Seattle trying recover from looting to them Niners. And in Denver, they just beat the Chargers, but is that really a win? Is that really a win? Seattle, they need to improve, prove their defense can finish games. That's a difference. They got the proof their defense can finish games. Now the coaching over in in in Denver, Sean, he took, he took over. He'd say, no, you can't quote on pay no more. They called on plays on one. And they squoked and they squoked one out. That's what they did. Now listen here. The difference in this game will be third down efficiency. They come to tell them the oxygen tank ain't gonna be limited. The Broncos, they're gonna have them Seahawks breathing and singing the six verses of Amazing Grace. It's a who you got, Pastor. Who you got, Pastor? It's gonna be an upset. I am talking about them Seahawks. Them Seahawks gonna win the game. Then we going back to London Town. London Town. Them Jags have been there a couple of times. And they knew the last time they're there, they they they beat them Eagles. The last time they was there, they beat the Eagles, but they are playing them Texans. Now, if you gotta ask this question, was that a war? Yo, you know, they the the Texans is one and four, and they and they and they beat the the Titans? Was that like practice? Was that like was that was that like practice? We're gonna find out this week if the Texans can truly recover from their 0 and 4 start. You're gonna find out. Now listen, the players to watch in this game will be the quarterbacks, Trevor Lawrence and C.J. Stroud. Now, Jacksonville, they they they done won twice across that pond. Passa Brown (03:58.634) Trevor Lawrence over there actin' like he drinking tea, he eating crumpers, he handing out losses. What ya say, pal? I say them Texans is gonna get over in London. Passa Brown (04:17.437) Early games of the on the af the in the in the morning. after that we got the Jets playing them Patriots. The Jets is playing the Patriots. New England, they didn't then they whipped up on the up on them Raiders. And and the Jets, they, they, they, they scores one out like that early, early in the morning. They scores one out against them Browns. Now we gotta ask the question, is who which team is for real? Which team is for real? I cannot bet against them Patriots. I think Drake may play a lot better last week. He got his confidence, and he can get his confidence on this team. So I am picking them Patriots. Then we got the Panthers at the Eagles. What's up with them Eagles? They two and three after losing to Jacksonville. But Caroline, yeah, he had that like a helicopter. I think the Meagles are gonna be mad. I think the Eagles are gonna be mad. This is gonna be an upset alert. This is gonna be an upset alert. But I swear, I am still picking the Panthers. So picking the Panthers. Then the Bears is playing the Falcons. Now, Chicago suffered a 37-31-7 loss to Green Bay. Atlanta, they lost that overtime battle to the Ravens against a backup quarterback. Now, the thing, the fact of the matter is, we have to see if both of these quarterbacks are playing. Is Caleb playing? Is Michael Penny's gonna play after his rib injury? Now, Chicago showed us last week. They showed up with five turnovers. Now that ain't football. That ain't church bakes. That's what that is. That's what it ain't. Everybody trying to get something for free. But I am going to pick the Bears to win this game. Then the Steelers is playing the Buccaneers. Now, I do not think them Buccaneers are gonna be able to do what they did last week. Dallas. Do we have to say it? Passa Brown (06:23.091) You can just take the D out of him and call him Alice. That's what you're gonna call him for now, and we're gonna call him Alice. But Steelers is going to going down for Florida and playing Tampa Bay. You gotta ask this question. You gotta see which Aaron Rodgers is gonna show up. Baker Mayfield still, I don't think he's playing. And if he's not playing, can the Steelers' defense contain this young quarterback they got back there that can run? He got some wheels. I say. They ain't gonna let them off the hook. This ain't gonna this ain't Dallas. This ain't Dallas. This is the Steelers. We are going with the Pittsburgh Steelers. Then the Sainks is playing the Giants. Now I you know I'm a hometown team. I'm a Giant fan. Thanks. What can we say? Against Minnesota, they lost. And on top of that, you know, we played, we played last week. We played on the commanders who took them to a tie. Now we should have lost that game. We should have lost that game. But however, do I think we're gonna have a repeat of of that fumble late in the game and a turnover late in the game? No, I do not. I am picking the Giants. To deliver the message of the century. Then we got the Titans, the Titans at the at the cults. Now, listen here. If there's this there's only one team that didn't win a game, and that was the Detroit Lions. They went 0-16. Do I think the Tennessee Titans are gonna go be 0-16? I do not. I do not. But I do not think. This is gonna be I don't think this gonna be the week. So we picking the Colts over them Titans. Then the Ravens is playing the Browns. Passa Brown (08:15.413) The Ravens can run that rock now. And I think Lamar is playing. If Lamar is playing, that dog pond ain't gonna meet a daggone. It's gonna be puppy care. It's gonna be puppy care out there. We are gonna pick them Ravens for this game. Now, the late afternoon game, we got the Cardinals at the Rams. The Rams want some redemption. Sean McVay wants some redemption. Matthew Stafford wants some redemption. The Cardinals just want to play. The Cardinals, you know, can we get we're gonna get our game check, right? We're gonna get our are we getting our game check? We are picking the Rams. That's an easy one. The Bills are playing the Raiders. Now, I don't know if the Raiders are ready for this three tight end, the 13th, that 13th position in their offense, because last week. Josh Allen just ran for over 100 yards. Basically, because that linebacker, they can't, they can't stop the box. They can't throw another DB in there because it, because they have three tight ends. They keep doing that. They keep changing this philosophy with the new coach. And I think the Bills has figured it out. I th somehow, somehow, I'm gonna go with the Raiders. I just I just feel it in my shoot in my Scooby-Doo. Then the Chargers is playing the Chiefs. Do I think this is the week that the Chargers is gonna get a win? No. We do we have to belabor this? Yeah, we know J Justin Herbert got all the talent, all that armstrand, all the commercial, but somebody gotta tell this boy he gotta he gotta start giving us some touchdowns. Not television appearances. Not television appearances. So the Chargers at the Chiefs? Is this gonna be the week? No, it's not. We're gonna pick it up Chiefs. Sunday night football. Passa Brown (10:11.281) Sunday night football, them Alice Cowboys is playing. Them Alice Cowboys is playing the Green Bay Packers. Now this, I think this is the game of the week. Will will Dallas re-establish themselves with their offensive identity? Or will that Packer defense stifle them? This is gonna be this is gonna be pr Prescott against Jordan Love. This is what it's gonna be. This is what it's gonna be. This is what it's gonna be. I think they're gonna have an efficient game, the Dallas Cowboys. But I am going with the Packers on this for the upset. This is gonna be the game. This is gonna be the game of the game of week. Monday night football. Monday night football. we playing him. We playing him. We playing him. This game right here is gonna be San Francisco. San Francisco is playing. San Francisco's playing against the commanders. This is gonna be Daniels is getting d you know, this is the game where that where where Jalen Dann is gonna he's gonna have to redeem himself. After after that kerfuffle he did last week. Do I think they gonna they they they're gonna be able to handle these Niners? We all know that they are supposed to be a defensive team. Washington commanders supposed to be a defensive team, but that motion and that play action concept that for the 49ers, and on top of that, Mike Evans, Fountain of Youth. Fountain of Youth. See, they couldn't score on my Giants. This is like this is like feeling your driving test and signing up for the Daytona 500. We are going with them nines. So your parlay, your problem member, week six. Now this is we got picked right now. Game of the week. We gonna go with the ch the the the Cowboys against some Packers. The upset. Passa Brown (12:35.497) Will be the Carolina over the field. And Jaden Daniels will be the person to watch. Now when your quarterbacks stay upright and your receivers catch the ball, and your kickers stop acting like goalposts are moving. You gotta stop acting like it. That's Bassel's pick. And remember, your Paul Lake, your problem.