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Gossip Columnists Expose Industry Secrets · Artists on Artists on Artists on Artists

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  Speaker 1: Welcome back to artists on artists on artists on artists.
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  Speaker 2: Today we talk to the people behind the industry of Hollywood.
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  Speaker 2: You might say that if directors are the backbone, actors
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  Speaker 2: are the eyes, writers of the mouth, Well, these guys,
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  Speaker 2: these guys are the liver. We're talking to gossip columnists.
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  Speaker 3: Storytelling goes a long way, and so do the storytellers themselves.
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  Speaker 4: This story behind the cameras.
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  Speaker 3: Who's doing who, who's making what, and who is divorcing who.
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  Speaker 3: That's right, We're getting nitty gritty today with our gossip columnists.
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  Speaker 5: Perhaps you've heard through the grapevine what gossip columnists do,
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  Speaker 5: but today we're gonna find out.
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  Speaker 6: So gather those ears up and let's listen in.
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  Speaker 5: Hello, Hello, Hello, are we on?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah?
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  Speaker 6: Hey, what's that? What's up? Guys? What's up? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's up everybody. How's it going, guys? How are you?
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  Speaker 4: What a joy to be together?
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  Speaker 1: That means I feel like a lot of us do
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  Speaker 1: solo work. We're all work alone, and it's really nice
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  Speaker 1: to be around with the people who are who are
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  Speaker 1: out in the fields like we are.
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  Speaker 5: Absolutely, absolutely should we should we go around?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, let's do it for sure.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, Well, I am Lady Poppy. I run a gossip
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  Speaker 5: instagram of sorts, and I have my ear to the
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  Speaker 5: ground of all the goings on in Hollywood and beyond.
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  Speaker 5: And I like to post my news in little riddles
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  Speaker 5: in my Instagram story and people sort of piece them
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  Speaker 5: together and message me what they think the news is.
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  Speaker 5: So that's my story and I have two point four
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  Speaker 5: million followers.
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  Speaker 1: I love your riddles.
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  Speaker 5: Thank you. And the Instagram page is called Poppy Herd.
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  Speaker 1: They call you the Rupie Kawer of Hollywood gossip.
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  Speaker 5: It's true because I always draw a little flower at
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  Speaker 5: the end.
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  Speaker 4: The flower is my favorite part.
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  Speaker 5: I do hold those myself. By the way, could you
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  Speaker 5: give us.
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  Speaker 6: An example of, like maybe one of your one of
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  Speaker 6: your gossip things.
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  Speaker 5: Oh of course. So the other day I heard a
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  Speaker 5: fluffing Alexander scars Guard went a muffin shopping at this
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  Speaker 5: dandy location. And then I.
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  Speaker 6: Wait, and what are you waiting for? Exactly?
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  Speaker 5: I'm waiting for someone to get it right, because this
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  Speaker 5: is a little game for me.
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  Speaker 1: Was it, Vonnes?
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  Speaker 5: It was Ralph's.
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  Speaker 1: Ire So close you are very close.
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  Speaker 5: Not a lot of people you would be surprised at
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  Speaker 5: how many people guess Vaughns.
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  Speaker 6: But now, yeah, that's hot goss Alexander scarsguard at a Ralph's.
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  Speaker 6: I mean that, I can't believe I didn't hear that
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  Speaker 6: that came from you. That's crazy.
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  Speaker 5: Yes, of course. Well we could get into this later.
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  Speaker 5: But what I think is, and I'm curious to know
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  Speaker 5: if you guys think this is a problem. I feel
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  Speaker 5: like everyone is getting more private nowadays, you know, and
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  Speaker 5: so it's tougher to find the meteor stories.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, definitely, that's how I feel.
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  Speaker 4: Well, i'll go next.
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  Speaker 6: Hey, guys, what's up. My name is Harley Don. Harley
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  Speaker 6: Don is my name, and I run something called TMZ Junior.
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  Speaker 6: You've heard of TMZ, but have you heard of TMZ Junior? Well,
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  Speaker 6: get ready. We have all the hot goss and fun
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  Speaker 6: picks of junior celebrities. We are looking for kids with secrets,
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  Speaker 6: kids with crushes, kids peeing their pants. These are all
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  Speaker 6: things you'll find in TMZ Junior.
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  Speaker 5: I love TMZ Junior. I love that it's allowed to exist.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, well that's a question. You know. We started
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  Speaker 6: this about a couple months ago and we have been
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  Speaker 6: trapped in litigation since.
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  Speaker 3: Are you guys doing like like, is this like J
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  Speaker 3: fourteen and you know, like you know what.
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  Speaker 6: Tiger Beat, Tiger Beat? You were kind of tiger Beat.
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  Speaker 6: But it's a little more salacious than that. I mean,
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  Speaker 6: we're looking for crushes, we're looking for goss. We're looking
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  Speaker 6: for hot stories, but not sexy stories. Specifically not sexy stories.
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  Speaker 6: I mean hot in terms of how cis laying hot.
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  Speaker 6: The story is not in a sexual way. Sure.
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  Speaker 3: I think my question is more like, are you dealing
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  Speaker 3: with uh, like Disney Channel stars or like kids at
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  Speaker 3: the playground that are normal kids.
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  Speaker 6: I'm dealing with kids like Jacob Tremblay and really mostly
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  Speaker 6: just Jacob Tremblay. We are dealing with a lot of
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  Speaker 6: Jacob Trendlay and a lot of the other Disney Channel
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  Speaker 6: stars and a bunch of kids like that. That's what
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  Speaker 6: we want to be for, not kids, not kids young stars. Sorry,
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  Speaker 6: not kids young stars.
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  Speaker 1: But there are kids too, No.
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  Speaker 6: Well not in our magazine. They're young stars. If we
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  Speaker 6: say kids, we get in trouble. And so I would
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  Speaker 6: just actually like that ripped from the record.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, all right, I didn't know what if we if
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  Speaker 3: we're doing this on and off the record, bullshit, This
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  Speaker 3: is gonna be This is gonna be hard for the
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  Speaker 3: editors because I know us, we survive off and on
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  Speaker 3: the record.
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  Speaker 1: M we live by it. You know, my sources really
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  Speaker 1: trust me. If if they say something is off the record,
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  Speaker 1: I got to keep it off the record.
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  Speaker 6: You know.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I should introduce myself. My name is uh Terrence
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  Speaker 1: pal and I actually work for the Hollywood Inquisitor, and
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  Speaker 1: more specifically, I work in the executive gossip level. So
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  Speaker 1: it's not necessarily the sexiest gossip. But you know, hearing
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  Speaker 1: that one specific VP of a studio is potentially getting
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  Speaker 1: lower dividends than another person, it's really thrilling stuff For me.
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  Speaker 1: It's really exciting. And I've seen a lot of really
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  Speaker 1: really wild stuff in my day. And I think, I
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  Speaker 1: think when you guys get a little older and you
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  Speaker 1: start looking into it, you're gonna say, wow, you're you're
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  Speaker 1: really happy that Lawrence was there or Terrence. Sorry, You're
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  Speaker 1: gonna be happy to Terrence. Lawrence is my secret name
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  Speaker 1: when I'm when I'm submitting anonymously, It's one of my
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  Speaker 1: secrets to come out.
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  Speaker 5: So oh you have a Oh so the Hollywood Inquisitor
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  Speaker 5: remind me, is that just for executives secrets or are
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  Speaker 5: there celebrity secrets as well?
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  Speaker 1: It's mostly executive secrets. It's the it's Soho it's Soho
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  Speaker 1: Works as exclusive exclusive magazine the house. You can't read
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  Speaker 1: it at SOHO House. You can only read it at
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  Speaker 1: the very specific SOHO Works, which is kind of a
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  Speaker 1: wheel work space for Soho and there's a couple of them.
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  Speaker 1: It's more of an office space and and it's it's
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  Speaker 1: the soul magazine of Soho Works. So it's a lot
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  Speaker 1: of industry executive gossip. And then kind of what snacks are,
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  Speaker 1: what snacks are in the fridge that day, and where
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  Speaker 1: you're supposed to put the glasses after you use them.
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  Speaker 1: It's a lot of stuff like that.
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  Speaker 5: Now, are you so have Works member.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not. I'm not. I'm I'm I'm I'm a junior
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  Speaker 1: attache is what they call it. Somebody who's allowed in
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  Speaker 1: to just if they have business with the business. But
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  Speaker 1: I can't do any other business there.
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  Speaker 5: See, you cannot network.
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  Speaker 1: No, and I don't want a network. You know, I've
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  Speaker 1: seen the bad side of networking, and honestly, I'm I'm
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  Speaker 1: allergic to it. You know, I won't network I won't network.
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  Speaker 1: If you know, I've seen what networking does. Networking ruins lives.
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  Speaker 1: Somebody pitches something that ends up taking them somewhere else,
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  Speaker 1: and then all of a sudden you see that they're
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  Speaker 1: back in points, are different than somebody else's back in points,
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  Speaker 1: and all of a sudden they're trying to scrape by
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  Speaker 1: and cut budgets of different projects, and they become the
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  Speaker 1: bad guy. And I've seen that story happen time and
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  Speaker 1: time again. I mean, you've probably heard that story. It's
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  Speaker 1: the tale as all as time.
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  Speaker 5: I don't know if I've read that anywhere that.
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  Speaker 6: I don't think I've read that.
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  Speaker 5: That's interesting. I'll have to have to check that out.
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  Speaker 1: I'll send you several articles I've written about it. It's
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  Speaker 1: just a trend you see over and over and over again.
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  Speaker 1: But again, it's really thrilling, you know. And when you
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  Speaker 1: when you notice that somebody has discrepancies in their dividends,
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  Speaker 1: it's it. It can really send the whole industry into
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  Speaker 1: a tizzy.
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  Speaker 6: That's kind of the gospel that you're looking for is
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  Speaker 6: kind of discrepancies.
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  Speaker 1: Just the juicy stuff, just the exciting stuff. A lot
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  Speaker 1: of discrepancies, a lot of a lot of preltigation and
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  Speaker 1: a lot of consultations. You know, I'll tell you what
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  Speaker 1: I get high off of finding out about secret consultations,
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  Speaker 1: because those can really lead to something.
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  Speaker 5: Wow.
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  Speaker 3: That's I mean, it's riveting to hear. I want to
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  Speaker 3: hear more about dividendcy, but for now, I'll introduce myself.
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  Speaker 3: My name is My name is Pat Fines. I'm also
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  Speaker 3: known as General Private. Nothing's private is what they call
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  Speaker 3: me at page six where I've been working.
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  Speaker 4: I'm a photo.
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  Speaker 3: Journalist, a photographer, a pap, a paparazzi. I've been working
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  Speaker 3: in the industry fifteen years. I primarily do bikini pics
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  Speaker 3: of women running on their vacations, and I take a picture.
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  Speaker 4: I sit on the beach, I get flown to different resorts.
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  Speaker 3: I hide in beaches, I hide behind trash cans, I
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  Speaker 3: hide under towels, and I get pictures of women looking
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  Speaker 3: awful and I expose them and I feed my children
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  Speaker 3: with that money.
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  Speaker 6: Wow. So you know how to beat sleuth a little bit?
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  Speaker 6: You know you must know every beach's secret.
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  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I've hidden in places you've never seen at
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  Speaker 3: the beach because it's so hidden. I've built a whole
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  Speaker 3: sand castle to get a picture of Eva Longoria.
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  Speaker 4: I had to. I buried myself, had.
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  Speaker 3: My kids bury me like it was a fun bit,
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  Speaker 3: but just so I could see through the through the
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  Speaker 3: lens and got those pictures that paid me fifty grand.
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  Speaker 6: What do you?
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  Speaker 1: What do you? What are you looking for when it
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  Speaker 1: comes to finding that unattractive pose or they just coming
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  Speaker 1: out of the water, is it? Are they picking something up?
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  Speaker 1: How do you really find that exact moment?
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  Speaker 4: I'll tell you how I do it.
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  Speaker 3: I owe my whole career to photographers who make women
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  Speaker 3: look gorgeous, because the more they do it, the more
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  Speaker 3: I work with the negatives.
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  Speaker 4: I do what they don't do right.
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  Speaker 3: So many times someone makes a woman look gorgeous, I'm
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  Speaker 3: trying to find her looking not gorgeous, which means natural, right,
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  Speaker 3: That's what That's what our industry lives off of. So
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  Speaker 3: if I can get a woman walking in a non
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  Speaker 3: walking fashion pattern, just walking normally, if I can get
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  Speaker 3: anything that looks god awful, that is where my business
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  Speaker 3: lives off of. I hope to god someone stretches weird.
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  Speaker 3: When they stretch weird, or they hear a weird sound
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  Speaker 3: or I hope to God these women have big lunches
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  Speaker 3: so they're bloated, so I can expose.
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  Speaker 4: The asses and make millions and millions of millions of dollars.
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  Speaker 1: Do you ever work with any any sound doctors, you know,
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  Speaker 1: people that come in and and and are good at
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  Speaker 1: making weird sounds to kind of throw them.
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  Speaker 3: I've done that a little bit, but I like to
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  Speaker 3: do all my own work in house, so I can
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  Speaker 3: just continue to own every bit of the dollars that
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  Speaker 3: I earned off of exposing women's bodies.
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  Speaker 6: Oh way, well, can I ask a question really quick?
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  Speaker 6: I'm really excited about is to see kind of maybe
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  Speaker 6: what gossip you guys have. I'm always looking for more
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  Speaker 6: specifically if you've got kid sorry, young star gossip. Young
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  Speaker 6: star gossip, not children. I'm not looking for gossip about kids.
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  Speaker 6: I'm looking for the gossip about young stars.
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  Speaker 1: Harley, to be careful, I think I've seen some drool
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  Speaker 1: come out of your mouth. It feels like it's going
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  Speaker 1: to microphone.
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  Speaker 6: I'm just wondering if you if you have any gossip.
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  Speaker 4: Who's the head over there at your place of work?
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  Speaker 4: TMZ now is TMZ owned, TMZ.
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  Speaker 6: JR No we are completely different. What do you guys do?
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  Speaker 6: Not related at all. And that's another litigation we're going through.
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  Speaker 6: TMC is currently suing us bad us bad over a
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  Speaker 6: TMZ junior. We just didn't know. We thought. We are
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  Speaker 6: trying to say in the law that it is just
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  Speaker 6: a random assortment of letters, right.
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  Speaker 5: I actually think I've seen your boss on Hollywood. It's
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  Speaker 5: a little smaller than the regular TMZ bus. And you
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  Speaker 5: sort of spelled it phonetically as in T E A M.
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  Speaker 1: A h.
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  Speaker 6: Z E yes and then the full word junior junior. Yes, Yes,
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  Speaker 6: it's so dizzying to look at.
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  Speaker 5: And I think that's spectacular than you.
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  Speaker 1: And you're speaking of buses. You have the TMZ Junior
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  Speaker 1: Hollywood Tour.
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  Speaker 6: Yes, we have the gas going on that. We are
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  Speaker 6: going all over the place, so much fun. We're going
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  Speaker 6: to the children's hospital.
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  Speaker 4: What are you doing when you get to the children's hospital?
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  Speaker 4: After you bar?
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  Speaker 5: Oh is the rock at the children's hospital? I hear
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  Speaker 5: he spends time there.
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  Speaker 6: We wouldn't know. That's not a person I'm interested in.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, please do shoot me an Instagram message if you
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  Speaker 5: see the rock at the children's hospital.
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  Speaker 6: I will let you know. If I see a giant
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  Speaker 6: bald man that looks like the Rock, I'm not going
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  Speaker 6: to take a photo. I am not going to talk
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  Speaker 6: about it. We only talk about young stars. So if
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  Speaker 6: the Rock is there, though, I will shoot you a
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  Speaker 6: direct message.
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  Speaker 1: So who are you looking for at the children's hospital?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah?
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  Speaker 4: When you park the bus, can you walk inside? Where
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  Speaker 4: are you going?
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  Speaker 6: Look? Kids get sick all the time. You never know
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  Speaker 6: who you'll see.
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  Speaker 5: Typically not the famous kids, not the famous kids. Typically kidding?
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  Speaker 6: Have we seen a kid famous child? Sorry? Have we
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  Speaker 6: seen a famous young star walking to the children's hospital yet? No?
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  Speaker 6: But I think it's important for the audience that's on
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  Speaker 6: the tour to understand this is a place where children go,
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  Speaker 6: and this is a place where young stars could go
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  Speaker 6: as well.
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  Speaker 4: I'm going to ask you one last time.
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  Speaker 3: You park that big bus and you walk in those doors.
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  Speaker 3: And when you walk in the doors, do you just
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  Speaker 3: start walking through.
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  Speaker 6: The I say, we walk through the halls and we're
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  Speaker 6: just looking and I say and I say, well, look
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  Speaker 6: it would I take them to a regular hospital? No,
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  Speaker 6: you wouldn't see young stars there, So why would I
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  Speaker 6: take If we're gonna go to a hospital, It's gonna
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  Speaker 6: be a children's hospital.
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  Speaker 1: There's still kids at normal hospitals too. I think you should, don't.
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  Speaker 6: I don't think. I don't think that's true. I just
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  Speaker 6: don't think that's true because if if there were kids
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  Speaker 6: at a normal hospital, they would say that, they would
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  Speaker 6: let us know, they would. They would title would say
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  Speaker 6: adults and children hospital. It's called a children's hospital. Then
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  Speaker 6: you know, Oh, Harley, let me.
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  Speaker 4: Tell you something. An urgent care.
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  Speaker 3: Kids can go to those two just because it doesn't
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  Speaker 3: say kids urgent care.
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  Speaker 6: No, No, I don't think you guys are right here,
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  Speaker 6: but I do respect you. I mean, if you want
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  Speaker 6: to think, if you yeah, thank you, If you want
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  Speaker 6: to jump on the tour, you can. So let's get
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  Speaker 6: back to it. Who's got some gas?
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  Speaker 1: Well, I have some juicy glass if you guys are
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  Speaker 1: ready for it. Let's just say a certain acquisition by
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  Speaker 1: a certain multimillion dollar business company is facing a couple
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  Speaker 1: bit of delays.
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  Speaker 6: Because the.
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  Speaker 4: Not a couple bit of delays.
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  Speaker 7: It's racing a couple bit of delay because the legal
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  Speaker 7: team on the other side has found a couple gray
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  Speaker 7: areas in the contract that well.
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  Speaker 1: The gray areas refer to specific time periods for certain
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  Speaker 1: projects to be released and picked up.
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  Speaker 6: Just say the name. Just say the name.
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  Speaker 5: It's like tell to say the name. Please.
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  Speaker 6: Just this is any business going through anything.
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  Speaker 1: Terrence couldn't tell you the name, but Lawrence might be
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  Speaker 1: able to tell you the name. So here comes Laurarence.
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  Speaker 1: If you guys want to get used your your your emails,
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  Speaker 1: I will email you all what Lawrence said and you
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  Speaker 1: could read it.
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  Speaker 4: If we get out our emails, get.
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  Speaker 1: After your email addresses, and I've just sent the email
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  Speaker 1: and you guys can read it yourselves. I didn't say
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  Speaker 1: it what Lawrence told it to you.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, I'll say this Lawrence, Terrence, whatever you are.
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  Speaker 1: What's Terrence to guys? Lawrence?
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  Speaker 5: Okay, this email has a PDF attachment that's fifty six pages.
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  Speaker 5: Do I read all of that?
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's where all the good stuff is.
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  Speaker 5: What's the headline?
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  Speaker 6: What's what's the footnote here?
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  Speaker 4: Or the subject name? The subject of it?
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  Speaker 5: The tld R?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, right now? The pdf. The email just says the
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  Speaker 6: subject line is pdf dot pdf too long?
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  Speaker 1: Don't read. Let me just tell you, okay, let me
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  Speaker 1: give you the scoop, all right, let me break it
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  Speaker 1: all down for you long story shirt. You're gonna start
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  Speaker 1: seeing a couple more of a popular franchise if the
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  Speaker 1: deadline or the rights doesn't run out.
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  Speaker 6: Okay, despite of that, that's how franchises work. That is
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  Speaker 6: how franchises work.
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  Speaker 4: But you know what, I respect what you do.
• 18:25
  Speaker 3: I respect what you do, Terrence, because you take a
• 18:28
  Speaker 3: little bit and you go a long way to be
• 18:29
  Speaker 3: honest with us. You have it sounds like you have
• 18:31
  Speaker 3: a kernel of information.
• 18:34
  Speaker 1: I have it all and you should see some people
• 18:38
  Speaker 1: find what I just told you guys so exciting. There's
• 18:41
  Speaker 1: literally certain places you add the whole works where you
• 18:44
  Speaker 1: can't read the magazine because they've been throwing it up
• 18:47
  Speaker 1: so high because they get so spooked by what I'm saying.
• 18:50
  Speaker 1: It sticks into the ceiling and then people above it,
• 18:53
  Speaker 1: people above it, they get really mad and they had
• 18:56
  Speaker 1: they write strongly with emails to the people working at
• 18:59
  Speaker 1: the desk. So there's a specific area you can read
• 19:03
  Speaker 1: my magazine.
• 19:03
  Speaker 6: So I'm sorry, what the hell is your magazine made
• 19:07
  Speaker 6: out of? That they can throw it up and it
• 19:09
  Speaker 6: gets stuck in a ceiling.
• 19:10
  Speaker 4: It's spooked by something I read. I don't throw it.
• 19:14
  Speaker 1: Well, you're not a soho works. Member. I mean, these people,
• 19:17
  Speaker 1: they're a very specific type of person. It's so crazy,
• 19:21
  Speaker 1: this news. What I'm telling them, it's made out of paper,
• 19:23
  Speaker 1: but it's a lot of paper and and the binding
• 19:26
  Speaker 1: is really sharp at the end because they don't have
• 19:29
  Speaker 1: they don't have the price to make a square binding.
• 19:32
  Speaker 1: They have to they just hang Yeah, they do triangle binding. Again.
• 19:37
  Speaker 1: This is really thrilling stuff for the people I'm talking.
• 19:40
  Speaker 6: Okay, okay, please somebody else, give me some guy please.
• 19:43
  Speaker 5: Okay, I have some gossip that we're sitting by a
• 19:47
  Speaker 5: certain user. So Timothy shall O, may my Shalla say
• 19:56
  Speaker 5: he was at this California pizza. What you're telling me
• 20:05
  Speaker 5: that a CPK? Now, I didn't say that.
• 20:11
  Speaker 1: That rhyme that was that was kind of a little
• 20:15
  Speaker 1: bit of a rhyme there. Why did you use that, Timothy?
• 20:22
  Speaker 5: Well, you know sometimes the rhymes come to me a
• 20:25
  Speaker 5: bit later. I'll post it. Then I'll be in the
• 20:27
  Speaker 5: shower six hours later and then I go, oh, shoot.
• 20:32
  Speaker 6: You couldn't even said to this sha at a CP.
• 20:36
  Speaker 1: What?
• 20:37
  Speaker 6: But instead he said, Timothy Shalloby at a California Pizza? What?
• 20:42
  Speaker 5: Well, a CP could be anything that could be children
• 20:46
  Speaker 5: police that could be.
• 20:48
  Speaker 6: Don't get me started on the children police. Oh no,
• 20:54
  Speaker 6: started on the after you, Holly, I don't want to
• 20:58
  Speaker 6: talk about it, but we are in a lawsuit, and yes,
• 21:00
  Speaker 6: the children police are tough to deal with.
• 21:03
  Speaker 1: Things.
• 21:03
  Speaker 5: Are children who are cops or these.
• 21:08
  Speaker 6: Yes, it's children who are cops that have a duty
• 21:11
  Speaker 6: to protect other children. And also it's adults who are
• 21:15
  Speaker 6: cops that have a duty to protect children. It's kind
• 21:17
  Speaker 6: of like a bring your daughter to work type of thing.
• 21:20
  Speaker 6: Oh yeah, they are vicious and they are mean, and
• 21:23
  Speaker 6: I'll say it, the kids are worse than the adults
• 21:25
  Speaker 6: in this case. The kids are worse than the adults.
• 21:27
  Speaker 1: Well, probably because they have a vengeance because they don't
• 21:29
  Speaker 1: like what you're doing.
• 21:31
  Speaker 6: I don't know why I'm giving them gossip that they
• 21:34
  Speaker 6: can eat up.
• 21:36
  Speaker 3: I got a T shirt that says a capo A
• 21:42
  Speaker 3: children cops are bad.
• 21:46
  Speaker 5: A k.
• 21:50
  Speaker 6: Are bad too.
• 21:55
  Speaker 4: I got some gossip for you all apology. May all
• 22:00
  Speaker 4: send you guys an email right now.
• 22:02
  Speaker 5: It's a picture.
• 22:03
  Speaker 3: You can't tell who the face is, but it's a
• 22:05
  Speaker 3: picture of cellulite walking the beaches. It's selling out on
• 22:10
  Speaker 3: a woman's thigh walking the beaches.
• 22:11
  Speaker 6: And that guy's very close.
• 22:14
  Speaker 1: So here's two things I'm noticing here in this photogom
• 22:16
  Speaker 1: It's very zoomed in, and it's very blown out.
• 22:21
  Speaker 3: It's very blown out, and it's very zoomed in. But
• 22:24
  Speaker 3: it's maybe a member of the royal family.
• 22:27
  Speaker 5: You're twitching so much.
• 22:30
  Speaker 3: Well, I'm telling you, I'm a photojournalism. I'm not used
• 22:32
  Speaker 3: to titles. But maybe it's a member of the photo
• 22:35
  Speaker 3: of the royal family.
• 22:36
  Speaker 1: And it's a it's a woman. So it's either Kate
• 22:38
  Speaker 1: Middleton or Megan Markle, because I gotta say this picture
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: is maybe thirty two thirty two bites.
• 22:46
  Speaker 6: They you zoomed in so many, there's about thirty two
• 22:49
  Speaker 6: pixels of this whole picture, like.
• 22:51
  Speaker 5: You've applied the contrast filter all the way up to
• 22:54
  Speaker 5: one hundred.
• 22:56
  Speaker 1: Taken on a Moto riser.
• 22:59
  Speaker 3: Well, this is one of the ones I did on
• 23:01
  Speaker 3: my volleyball excursion where I put a drone on a
• 23:06
  Speaker 3: volleyball and I threw the volleyball at the woman's body
• 23:10
  Speaker 3: to see if I could grab a picture.
• 23:13
  Speaker 4: Of a little bit of cellulite.
• 23:15
  Speaker 3: Then I take that one little bit of cellulite and
• 23:17
  Speaker 3: I photoshop it all over the woman's leg, volleyball.
• 23:23
  Speaker 5: Hitting the cellulite so hard that it creates waves.
• 23:28
  Speaker 3: That's exactly what I'm doing, Poppy, I can tell you,
• 23:31
  Speaker 3: And can I ask you question?
• 23:32
  Speaker 6: Why did you put a drone on it?
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: Ask my question? The drones are so there's so many
• 23:36
  Speaker 1: sharp parts on it. Why didn't you use a GoPro
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: or something else? I mean, it has wings on it.
• 23:41
  Speaker 3: A GoPro doesn't photograph a woman's body the way you
• 23:44
  Speaker 3: think it should. It's a drone really gets the carves
• 23:49
  Speaker 3: of a woman.
• 23:50
  Speaker 4: And that really sells for me.
• 23:53
  Speaker 5: How much do you sell what of your pictures?
• 23:56
  Speaker 1: For?
• 23:56
  Speaker 3: So this pixelated image that I took of one little
• 23:59
  Speaker 3: piece of cell like that, I that I made a
• 24:01
  Speaker 3: pattern like all over the woman's thigh, I sold for
• 24:04
  Speaker 3: seventy five grand Oh my yeah, Page six, Page six.
• 24:08
  Speaker 3: I work with the big guys. I work with the
• 24:10
  Speaker 3: big guys, big guy mister six, and he he's big time.
• 24:17
  Speaker 3: I send him. I mean, listen, I've been him. I've
• 24:19
  Speaker 3: been in my business for a long, long long time.
• 24:22
  Speaker 3: Like they asked me if I wanted to open a
• 24:23
  Speaker 3: Twitter account, if I wanted to go private, and I said.
• 24:26
  Speaker 4: What's that? I don't want to do that. I tried
• 24:28
  Speaker 4: my Space back in the day.
• 24:30
  Speaker 3: I didn't understand how to do gossip on my Space,
• 24:32
  Speaker 3: didn't really know. So at the end of the day,
• 24:35
  Speaker 3: I take my pictures and I send it to where
• 24:37
  Speaker 3: I need to be sent, and then I wait for
• 24:38
  Speaker 3: the wire transfer.
• 24:39
  Speaker 4: That's it. I'm kind of going to say old fashion
• 24:42
  Speaker 4: a little bit.
• 24:43
  Speaker 5: It's fascinating you talk about the MySpace era. I would
• 24:48
  Speaker 5: love to know how everyone got started. What was for me?
• 24:53
  Speaker 5: It was the playground. I was on the playground and
• 24:58
  Speaker 5: I heard a certain story about a certain who was
• 25:06
  Speaker 5: engaged in a certain alcoholic beverage after school hours. Now
• 25:13
  Speaker 5: I loved having this information, so I've spread it all
• 25:18
  Speaker 5: amongst the cafeteria. But I made them work for it,
• 25:22
  Speaker 5: and that is what drew me to it. Oh yes,
• 25:28
  Speaker 5: of course.
• 25:28
  Speaker 6: Can I ask you a question? Sorry, is all your
• 25:31
  Speaker 6: secrets dealing with a celebrity getting food? It feels like
• 25:36
  Speaker 6: from that story, from everything else you said, it's just
• 25:40
  Speaker 6: a celebrity going to get food.
• 25:42
  Speaker 4: I want plastic surgery. Give me something else beside.
• 25:46
  Speaker 6: A law deeves like it. Just I didn't realize it
• 25:49
  Speaker 6: at first, but after you told me that story. It
• 25:50
  Speaker 6: feels like everything you.
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: Don't have any Yeah, I haven't heard about a single
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: miswritten property license. I mean, there's nothing interesting here.
• 25:58
  Speaker 5: I've never put that to ye before. For me, I
• 26:02
  Speaker 5: hear what for example, I'll get it. Just the other day,
• 26:06
  Speaker 5: I got a tip and it said, well, i'll break
• 26:10
  Speaker 5: from riddle format. I'll give it to you raw. It
• 26:13
  Speaker 5: said that, uh uh, that Harry Styles was at the
• 26:20
  Speaker 5: r e I with Megan Marcle. Now I stopped dead
• 26:26
  Speaker 5: at ari I because that was so fascinating to me.
• 26:31
  Speaker 5: Couldn't imagine that he'd be at that place climbing rocks
• 26:35
  Speaker 5: even and so I completely missed the Megan Marcle part
• 26:39
  Speaker 5: because it's just so fascinating to see where these celebrities go.
• 26:44
  Speaker 6: So what did you end up posting?
• 26:46
  Speaker 5: I posted a certain scary Styles we spotted there are
• 26:59
  Speaker 5: certain store for rocks? What be it? Tell me? Now?
• 27:06
  Speaker 6: Yeah, that is a little confusing, because is not a
• 27:09
  Speaker 6: store for rocks.
• 27:10
  Speaker 3: So wait, thank god, you, thank god you you type
• 27:13
  Speaker 3: all this shit out, because when you deliver it like
• 27:15
  Speaker 3: vocally like that, it's like you're passing kidney stones between
• 27:19
  Speaker 3: each couple.
• 27:19
  Speaker 4: Works.
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: When the flower on it was so pretty flower.
• 27:26
  Speaker 5: It was so beautiful this one. I was doing text
• 27:29
  Speaker 5: to speech while racing to the doctor, so it was
• 27:33
  Speaker 5: quite as eloquent as the rest.
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: Is everything Okay, oh no, not at all.
• 27:41
  Speaker 5: I have a thing in my leg. I have something
• 27:45
  Speaker 5: in it. I have some sort of bug in my ankle.
• 27:48
  Speaker 5: Something is twittering. I hear this this twitching noise, and
• 27:52
  Speaker 5: I feel like it's vibrating. It's almost as if I
• 27:54
  Speaker 5: have an ankle braceflet inside my legs wrapped around my bone,
• 28:00
  Speaker 5: just causing me endless torment. And so finally I had
• 28:04
  Speaker 5: to raise to the urgent care because I couldn't take
• 28:07
  Speaker 5: it anymore.
• 28:11
  Speaker 6: If they say what it was, they said, a bug
• 28:14
  Speaker 6: around your ankle? Did they say what it was?
• 28:17
  Speaker 5: No? You know, it's so funny because they sort of
• 28:22
  Speaker 5: scratched their heads and they said, this is out of
• 28:26
  Speaker 5: my depth. And they gave me the number for a specialist,
• 28:31
  Speaker 5: and so I'm seeing her tomorrow. She is located at
• 28:36
  Speaker 5: the CIA, and I am going to get this figured out.
• 28:41
  Speaker 6: Good luck. That is fun. You should tweet that. That's
• 28:45
  Speaker 6: a good secret.
• 28:46
  Speaker 5: Should I tweet it? I'm not on Twitter.
• 28:50
  Speaker 6: This is a really good efbody should get on Twitter.
• 28:52
  Speaker 6: If you're not on Twitter. Now is the time to
• 28:54
  Speaker 6: get That's.
• 28:55
  Speaker 3: The one correct thing you write.
• 28:58
  Speaker 1: We love Twitter. What I will say is, I think
• 29:01
  Speaker 1: you know, has anyone ever gotten in the middle of
• 29:03
  Speaker 1: a story? This is a really interesting question here. Has
• 29:06
  Speaker 1: anybody gotten caught up in something? And maybe baby came
• 29:09
  Speaker 1: the story? Or how did you not become a story?
• 29:11
  Speaker 1: You know?
• 29:14
  Speaker 4: Well?
• 29:14
  Speaker 6: Yeah, so yeah, yeah. For me, there was a situation
• 29:18
  Speaker 6: unfortunately where I got in the middle of a story
• 29:22
  Speaker 6: Ian Armitage or young Sheldon and Julia Butters or a
• 29:27
  Speaker 6: young star. We're hanging out getting ice cream.
• 29:32
  Speaker 5: What's she from?
• 29:33
  Speaker 6: She's from a lot of things like, uh, once upon
• 29:37
  Speaker 6: a time in Hollywood, and uh, once upon an American
• 29:44
  Speaker 6: housewife and Tangled maybe uh the Afternoon Tangled Baby. Yeah,
• 29:52
  Speaker 6: she's from Tangled Baby. It's a great it's when Tangled
• 29:56
  Speaker 6: and the hot guy have a kid and the baby
• 29:58
  Speaker 6: gets tangled in their anyway, it's a It's.
• 30:03
  Speaker 1: One hundred and twenty seven Hours with the Davy hair.
• 30:06
  Speaker 1: I love that movie.
• 30:08
  Speaker 6: And she was brilliant in it. She's brilliant in it.
• 30:11
  Speaker 1: Actually, very interesting gossip about the above the line blow
• 30:16
  Speaker 1: the line credit order.
• 30:17
  Speaker 4: What the contracts? Oh, Jesus Christ.
• 30:21
  Speaker 5: Jesus Christ on the call sheet.
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: It would blow your mind. It would blow your mind.
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: Who was fourth in the call sheet? Who got the
• 30:27
  Speaker 1: width and who got the d in the beginning, It
• 30:29
  Speaker 1: would blow your mind.
• 30:34
  Speaker 6: Anyway, I found myself in the middle of the story
• 30:36
  Speaker 6: because they were getting ice cream, and Julia Butters and
• 30:40
  Speaker 6: Ian Armitage both got vegan ice cream, and I yelled
• 30:42
  Speaker 6: at them, why did you get something with milk?
• 30:48
  Speaker 4: How did you get.
• 30:51
  Speaker 1: Whatever took you in that moment? Was it just kind
• 30:54
  Speaker 1: of a.
• 30:54
  Speaker 6: Frustrating think of these vegan flavors. The kids not get milk.
• 31:00
  Speaker 6: They need to grow, Holly. If both of those kids
• 31:03
  Speaker 6: are small, they need to grow gets them with milk.
• 31:06
  Speaker 6: It's Holly is ting to talk like me. No, I've
• 31:11
  Speaker 6: always talked like this. I think I can't remember. So yeah,
• 31:18
  Speaker 6: I got in a lot of trouble for harassing children
• 31:21
  Speaker 6: at Van Lewin. So yeah, I found myself photographed everywhere
• 31:28
  Speaker 6: going crazy TMZ Junior man Jose at kids and I'm
• 31:33
  Speaker 6: pissed they used to word kids because I was not
• 31:36
  Speaker 6: talking to kids. I was talking to young stars.
• 31:38
  Speaker 1: I would say. So I did get caught up. The
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: reason I'm asking this because I definitely got caught up
• 31:44
  Speaker 1: one time. I accidentally uncovered a couple uh uh legal
• 31:51
  Speaker 1: gray areas in a document, and uh it was kind of,
• 31:54
  Speaker 1: you know, in our business.
• 31:55
  Speaker 6: It was.
• 31:55
  Speaker 1: It was kind of the Hollywood inquisitors version of a
• 31:57
  Speaker 1: water gate. It was really serious, was really intense, it
• 32:02
  Speaker 1: was really really crazy.
• 32:03
  Speaker 6: What happened.
• 32:05
  Speaker 1: Oh boy, I don't know if you guys are ready
• 32:06
  Speaker 1: for this. I hope you're not holding any magazines, and
• 32:09
  Speaker 1: I hope you don't have any valuable soft ceilings because
• 32:11
  Speaker 1: these are going right through them.
• 32:13
  Speaker 4: I have a feeling, I have a feeling I'll be
• 32:15
  Speaker 4: ready for anything. The fuck you say.
• 32:18
  Speaker 1: Okay, So here's what happens. So a specific executive at
• 32:22
  Speaker 1: a very specific studio that was undergoing a merger. No, yeah,
• 32:27
  Speaker 1: so that's not even that's not the shocking part yet.
• 32:30
  Speaker 1: This is still the exposition. So so the executive that
• 32:34
  Speaker 1: was in the middle of a merger actually was caught
• 32:39
  Speaker 1: having off the record conversations with uh, the executive of
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: a pretty privatized corporate company, which is well, I can't say,
• 32:50
  Speaker 1: but the holdings, the holdings that that privatized company had
• 32:55
  Speaker 1: were in a direct conflict with some of the holdings
• 32:59
  Speaker 1: that the new company that was being merged with it. Uh,
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: we're having so so there were some opposing uh products
• 33:08
  Speaker 1: being merged together. Let's just say, and this is pretty serious.
• 33:11
  Speaker 1: Let's just say that. You know, if there was a
• 33:13
  Speaker 1: company that ran a toilet cleaner and there was another
• 33:16
  Speaker 1: company that ran a toilet dirtier, now those are going
• 33:18
  Speaker 1: to be in the same company.
• 33:20
  Speaker 5: I'm trying so hard to solve this riddle, but I
• 33:24
  Speaker 5: don't think it's in my skill set.
• 33:27
  Speaker 4: My daughter Sidoku.
• 33:30
  Speaker 1: Your daughter is named Sodoku.
• 33:32
  Speaker 4: No, it reminds me of the puzzles my daughter does.
• 33:35
  Speaker 6: What's her name, Jenna?
• 33:39
  Speaker 1: Okay, well, let's just say, why.
• 33:41
  Speaker 4: Would I name my daughter Sidoku? You freak?
• 33:43
  Speaker 1: I don't know. It sounds like a beautiful name to me. Listen.
• 33:47
  Speaker 1: I all I'm saying is uh I I figured it
• 33:50
  Speaker 1: out and I ran it straight up the poll. I mean, so,
• 33:53
  Speaker 1: we're we have a we have a little pod on
• 33:56
  Speaker 1: the floor below so work. So I ran it around
• 33:58
  Speaker 1: the pod. I ran in a big circle and I
• 33:59
  Speaker 1: took it my boss and I said, you got to
• 34:01
  Speaker 1: see this. This is about to be a colossal mistake,
• 34:04
  Speaker 1: and all.
• 34:06
  Speaker 5: Of your desks are one, two, three, four, five, six
• 34:08
  Speaker 5: in a circle, and you stood up and you walked around.
• 34:12
  Speaker 1: We call it run running the clock and.
• 34:14
  Speaker 6: Take over the whole Soho Works area.
• 34:17
  Speaker 1: No no, no, this is a floor below so Works.
• 34:20
  Speaker 1: So we can get just a good deal and distribution.
• 34:22
  Speaker 1: We don't have to pay for anybody to bring our
• 34:25
  Speaker 1: magazines up a floor, you know, we do it ourselves.
• 34:28
  Speaker 1: But it was really thrilling.
• 34:30
  Speaker 6: It was really crazy this that's happened. Yeah.
• 34:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Well let's just say, I mean, look, there's two
• 34:35
  Speaker 1: companies that could be one company now and they're not
• 34:39
  Speaker 1: because of the things that we found.
• 34:41
  Speaker 5: And did you face any repercussions?
• 34:44
  Speaker 1: We did? We did, Yeah, we We were currently in
• 34:48
  Speaker 1: litigation and uh uh uh. There is a couple of
• 34:53
  Speaker 1: civil suits that I have to go to and there's
• 34:55
  Speaker 1: there's also some copyright claims that I have to redline
• 34:58
  Speaker 1: and figure out how to fix that.
• 35:00
  Speaker 4: So oh, wow, wow, you.
• 35:05
  Speaker 6: Know, this is fucking bullshit.
• 35:07
  Speaker 3: I said, I said wow when you finished, because I
• 35:10
  Speaker 3: was relieved it was over.
• 35:11
  Speaker 1: Okay, all right, all right, all right. Interesting.
• 35:15
  Speaker 3: The only time I got involved in his story is
• 35:17
  Speaker 3: I I I sat outside in the sun for so
• 35:21
  Speaker 3: fucking long and Cobos Saint Lucas. I was waiting for
• 35:24
  Speaker 3: the Olsen twins to walk by, and.
• 35:28
  Speaker 4: And I fell asleep.
• 35:31
  Speaker 3: I fell asleep out there, woke up, woke up twelve
• 35:35
  Speaker 3: hours later.
• 35:37
  Speaker 4: Uh the sun was going down. And sure enough, uh,
• 35:43
  Speaker 4: sure enough, Hillary Duff.
• 35:45
  Speaker 3: This was same time as the Hillary do the Alsen twins,
• 35:48
  Speaker 3: that was all going on. Sure enough, Hillary Duff's mother
• 35:52
  Speaker 3: was walking on that beach. I had become one with
• 35:55
  Speaker 3: the sand was she tripped over me, and that woke
• 36:02
  Speaker 3: me up.
• 36:03
  Speaker 4: I got up in time and.
• 36:05
  Speaker 3: Took a picture of Hillary Duff's mother's ass when she
• 36:07
  Speaker 3: felt I made so much money off of that fucking photo.
• 36:12
  Speaker 3: And thank god I fell asleep, and thank god I
• 36:13
  Speaker 3: woke up, and thank god I made a trip because
• 36:16
  Speaker 3: I got the grossest picture of that woman's ass.
• 36:18
  Speaker 4: And and I think you make money?
• 36:22
  Speaker 5: Who bought that? Because she's not famous?
• 36:25
  Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, yeah.
• 36:26
  Speaker 3: So once I did that, we this is how my
• 36:30
  Speaker 3: business works is we had some collateral, right, so we
• 36:33
  Speaker 3: thought if we could get Hillary Duff's face when she
• 36:37
  Speaker 3: sees the picture of her mother's ass on page six,
• 36:40
  Speaker 3: then we got a double story. So I camped outside
• 36:44
  Speaker 3: of Hillary Hillary Duff's Brentwood apartment. We posted the picture
• 36:48
  Speaker 3: of the ass. I took a picture of Hillary Duff
• 36:51
  Speaker 3: her jar on the floor, freaking out. I was on
• 36:54
  Speaker 3: top of her roof at the time. That was before
• 36:56
  Speaker 3: I did exclusively beach stuff. Got the picture of her.
• 36:59
  Speaker 4: We did boom boom bo. That was an incredible But
• 37:01
  Speaker 4: it's a different time now.
• 37:03
  Speaker 3: If you take a picture of a woman after she
• 37:05
  Speaker 3: fell and you say she looks fat, I'm too much.
• 37:09
  Speaker 4: I can't do that shit.
• 37:10
  Speaker 5: An it's hard because she's she's already fallen down.
• 37:15
  Speaker 1: And yeah, it's just not very nice.
• 37:17
  Speaker 4: So yeah, I can't trip women anymore. I can't throw
• 37:20
  Speaker 4: balls at women anymore. I can't. I can't do a
• 37:22
  Speaker 4: lot of things to the woman.
• 37:23
  Speaker 3: So I just have to naturally take a picture and
• 37:25
  Speaker 3: hope to God they look awful or good.
• 37:27
  Speaker 1: Do you have to worry Do you have to worry
• 37:28
  Speaker 1: about sharks ever in your industry?
• 37:31
  Speaker 3: I'm never I've been in the water a little bit,
• 37:33
  Speaker 3: but my skin I have eggs and m so I
• 37:35
  Speaker 3: don't like being in the water.
• 37:37
  Speaker 1: Water aggravates my does Okay.
• 37:43
  Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, Actually, remembering now your story reminds me were
• 37:50
  Speaker 8: you the person in that viral video.
• 37:53
  Speaker 5: Uh it was oh what did they call it? They
• 37:56
  Speaker 5: called you sand pervert. It someone was filmed me you
• 38:01
  Speaker 5: covered in sand, saying stuff like turn around, sweet cheeks,
• 38:05
  Speaker 5: stuff like that.
• 38:06
  Speaker 4: Yes, was that you?
• 38:08
  Speaker 3: And that's all started with Hillary Duff's mother's ass and
• 38:12
  Speaker 3: started there. And that's when I started doing sand pervert
• 38:14
  Speaker 3: work to get stuff. And that was a short lived
• 38:17
  Speaker 3: world because I went viral and I said, I don't
• 38:19
  Speaker 3: like this. I don't like being in front of the camera.
• 38:21
  Speaker 3: And uh I found people digging in the sand next
• 38:24
  Speaker 3: to me to get me.
• 38:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah, well, I you know, san pervert is it's so funny,
• 38:30
  Speaker 1: I hear, I've heard of sand pervert. But because my
• 38:33
  Speaker 1: son is in a boy Scout troop and he went
• 38:35
  Speaker 1: on an overnight beach trip and they told ghost stories
• 38:38
  Speaker 1: around the fire about the sand pervert.
• 38:40
  Speaker 3: Let me tell you, guys, and I think this whole table,
• 38:42
  Speaker 3: this is a good a good subject for us to
• 38:44
  Speaker 3: get on, Sam Pervert, which I'm I now very openly
• 38:48
  Speaker 3: thank you Poppy talk about.
• 38:50
  Speaker 5: But I'll say, Sam Parvert, I'm sorry to I'll know
• 38:53
  Speaker 5: it this way. I thank you honestly, starstruck.
• 38:56
  Speaker 1: No, you were a myth san Parver.
• 38:59
  Speaker 3: Sam Park explained, And that's the spot in my career
• 39:02
  Speaker 3: that I know all these people at this table have
• 39:04
  Speaker 3: when you took when you took gossip reporting too far
• 39:07
  Speaker 3: and you and you you.
• 39:09
  Speaker 4: Were Icarus and you flew too close to the sun.
• 39:12
  Speaker 3: And that's for me, Sam pervert about what it was
• 39:15
  Speaker 3: for you guys when you guys looked in the me
• 39:16
  Speaker 3: and you said, I'm just trying to I'm just trying
• 39:18
  Speaker 3: to put food on the table.
• 39:19
  Speaker 4: I'm not trying to ruin people's lives.
• 39:21
  Speaker 6: Yeah no, yeah, yeah, I know I've had that experience.
• 39:25
  Speaker 6: Uh yeah, one time we posted Jacob Tremblay playing soccer
• 39:31
  Speaker 6: and it all kind of fell apart. It all kind
• 39:34
  Speaker 6: of fell apart for us.
• 39:36
  Speaker 1: So yeah, that sounds like a pretty innocuous photo, you think.
• 39:40
  Speaker 6: So it absolutely destroyed my marriage. My kids don't talk
• 39:44
  Speaker 6: to me anymore. And uh yeah, So basically what happened
• 39:50
  Speaker 6: was I took a photo of Jacob Tremplay playing soccer.
• 39:52
  Speaker 6: He was a little sweaty, and the mag TMZ Junior
• 39:56
  Speaker 6: sent the picture out saying sweaty Jacob plays sweaty soccer.
• 40:00
  Speaker 6: And there was about fifteen litigation cases that came from
• 40:04
  Speaker 6: me and my wife started questioning, you know, my line
• 40:07
  Speaker 6: of work a little bit because people started showing up
• 40:09
  Speaker 6: at our house going sweaty soccer. Sweaty soccer is kind
• 40:12
  Speaker 6: of yelling at us sweaty soccer. So yeah, that was
• 40:15
  Speaker 6: kind of the beginning of the end for the relationship
• 40:17
  Speaker 6: for me. So yeah, So you know, it's water under
• 40:21
  Speaker 6: the bridge now though.
• 40:21
  Speaker 1: So yeah, I flew too close to the sun once
• 40:25
  Speaker 1: when I accidentally I thought I was posting a budget
• 40:32
  Speaker 1: that leaked from a studio and I accidentally it was
• 40:36
  Speaker 1: turned out it was the all the lunch invoices for
• 40:41
  Speaker 1: one specific executive at Lionsgate at the Daily Grill in
• 40:44
  Speaker 1: Santa Monica.
• 40:45
  Speaker 4: Oh but that sounds like some juicy, fucking gossip.
• 40:48
  Speaker 1: I'll tell you what. Well, let's just say we had
• 40:50
  Speaker 1: to buy another ceiling because it was people were it
• 40:55
  Speaker 1: was crazy. It was really And there's a dance studio
• 40:58
  Speaker 1: above the SOHO works, and people.
• 41:03
  Speaker 6: It can't be a good idea. People try to work
• 41:07
  Speaker 6: below a dance studio.
• 41:09
  Speaker 1: You can't start the dancers, you can't stuff the dancers.
• 41:12
  Speaker 1: We all know that. I mean, well, I don't know,
• 41:16
  Speaker 1: I did not remember, but you know. I know that
• 41:19
  Speaker 1: when it hit the ceiling, it sent some of them
• 41:21
  Speaker 1: flying and I think they ran into a glass and
• 41:24
  Speaker 1: I think somebody got glass in their head. So it
• 41:27
  Speaker 1: was crazy.
• 41:28
  Speaker 6: It was.
• 41:30
  Speaker 4: Did you ruin the executive's life?
• 41:32
  Speaker 1: The lions Gate executive ended up getting promoted, so it
• 41:36
  Speaker 1: actually helped him because it showed that he was putting
• 41:40
  Speaker 1: a lot of money on the line for his clients.
• 41:42
  Speaker 1: And it also showed his consistency. He would get a
• 41:45
  Speaker 1: steak and a chicken pot pie every single lunch.
• 41:50
  Speaker 6: That's so much.
• 41:53
  Speaker 1: It was, and it just shows I.
• 41:55
  Speaker 5: Feel so ill thinking about that.
• 41:59
  Speaker 4: All just jumped.
• 42:00
  Speaker 1: Well, they love consistency, right, Executive teams love consistency, So
• 42:03
  Speaker 1: it's like, oh, we can bet on you, we can
• 42:05
  Speaker 1: budget out a steak and pot pie side for you.
• 42:09
  Speaker 1: So we're gonna promote checause I know who you are, Poppy?
• 42:12
  Speaker 6: Have you ever have you ever flown too close to
• 42:14
  Speaker 6: the sun?
• 42:15
  Speaker 5: Who?
• 42:15
  Speaker 4: Why are you ruined? Poppy?
• 42:16
  Speaker 3: Because your blog is your stuff is fucking You've said
• 42:19
  Speaker 3: some mean stuff.
• 42:21
  Speaker 5: I have said some mean things. I well, I once
• 42:27
  Speaker 5: you know, I don't feel good about saying this, but
• 42:32
  Speaker 5: I once said that a certain celebrity was at a
• 42:38
  Speaker 5: certain type of care Vaughan store. Now, yes, you got
• 42:45
  Speaker 5: it much.
• 42:46
  Speaker 1: Faster, Cara ca vond store.
• 42:51
  Speaker 6: No keer von story. It's like a German.
• 42:53
  Speaker 5: Store was actually named after German Chancellor Karen Vaughn's store. Now,
• 43:01
  Speaker 5: I said that a certain Jonas brother was at this
• 43:05
  Speaker 5: caravan store and they did not want to be found.
• 43:11
  Speaker 5: But the poppy heard followers the ears to the ground.
• 43:15
  Speaker 5: I call them my ears, poppies ears. They rushed to
• 43:19
  Speaker 5: the place and he was picking up some anti anxiety medication.
• 43:25
  Speaker 5: So he wasn't able to take the medication in time
• 43:29
  Speaker 5: for all these people to swarm him, and he had
• 43:32
  Speaker 5: a panic attack. And that weighs on my conscience every day.
• 43:39
  Speaker 5: I also got into a fistfight with the Dubois girl once.
• 43:43
  Speaker 6: And that whees.
• 43:46
  Speaker 5: Well, what if you look got in a certain fight
• 43:50
  Speaker 5: in a certain sports supply store near a certain beach,
• 43:57
  Speaker 5: not Billibong, the other type of store.
• 44:00
  Speaker 6: I have no idea.
• 44:05
  Speaker 4: Exporting goods or Big five.
• 44:09
  Speaker 5: And rhymes with well, le let me tell you this.
• 44:14
  Speaker 5: This specific beach store might be a little silly to
• 44:18
  Speaker 5: some Tilly Leslie Tilly's.
• 44:24
  Speaker 6: So you do Tilly's a beach store? Yeah, I guess so,
• 44:27
  Speaker 6: and you were there.
• 44:29
  Speaker 1: We gotta settle this. We gotta settle this once and
• 44:32
  Speaker 1: for all. I have to know what the girl from
• 44:34
  Speaker 1: Dumois looks like. We have to describe.
• 44:39
  Speaker 5: I fear for my life describing the Doumis girl for you,
• 44:43
  Speaker 5: but I will. She's the opposite of short, She's the
• 44:49
  Speaker 5: opposite of large. She's somewhere in the middle between nice
• 44:55
  Speaker 5: and mean, and her nose a pape of a button
• 45:01
  Speaker 5: opposite of that.
• 45:04
  Speaker 6: Okay, okay, you ask what someone looks like.
• 45:08
  Speaker 4: They're not nice and they're not mean.
• 45:10
  Speaker 6: Opposite of short, tall, a large.
• 45:14
  Speaker 1: Small, small, tall, she's small's somewhere in between nice and
• 45:19
  Speaker 1: means no emotion.
• 45:21
  Speaker 5: Now you're getting it.
• 45:23
  Speaker 6: Button, nose, opposite opposite, big, big, good nose.
• 45:28
  Speaker 1: What's the what's the opposite of a button? Probably something
• 45:31
  Speaker 1: that zippers to open something, A can opener, Yeah I
• 45:34
  Speaker 1: can't open you were getting.
• 45:37
  Speaker 5: So close with the zipper has a little scar on
• 45:42
  Speaker 5: it that looks like a little railroad track.
• 45:45
  Speaker 6: And I'll tell you what the opposite of a button
• 45:47
  Speaker 6: is a railroad.
• 45:51
  Speaker 5: It's a railroad track. Because I grabbed whatever I could
• 45:55
  Speaker 5: find to defend myself against the du wa woman, and
• 45:59
  Speaker 5: it was a little tech deck and the wheels of
• 46:02
  Speaker 5: that little tech deck were enough to drive a little
• 46:06
  Speaker 5: bit of tracks through her nose and break skin.
• 46:10
  Speaker 6: Wow.
• 46:11
  Speaker 5: I hope to never see her again. She is the
• 46:15
  Speaker 5: bane of my existence. And I don't know why she's
• 46:18
  Speaker 5: mad at me, because she always gets the part of
• 46:22
  Speaker 5: the story that involves the hookups or the breakups. I
• 46:27
  Speaker 5: just tell them where they are. But she's very threatened.
• 46:31
  Speaker 5: It's a dog eat dog world out there. Have you
• 46:33
  Speaker 5: ever felt threatened by other gossip mag personalities?
• 46:40
  Speaker 6: Oh?
• 46:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, uh, Perez Hilton a Meryl Streep of
• 46:44
  Speaker 3: our time?
• 46:45
  Speaker 6: Right, yeah, I would say, is the Meryl strip Meryl
• 46:49
  Speaker 6: Streep of That's absolutely yeah. I feel like I haven't
• 46:55
  Speaker 6: been necessarily intimidated by other newspersons as much as I've
• 46:59
  Speaker 6: been jealous, you know, like I wish the Jonas brothers
• 47:03
  Speaker 6: were still young stars. I wish the Olsen twins were
• 47:06
  Speaker 6: still young stars. I wish Hillary Duff was still a
• 47:10
  Speaker 6: young star. My job would be so much easier. But no,
• 47:16
  Speaker 6: they all grow up.
• 47:18
  Speaker 9: You know.
• 47:20
  Speaker 5: See, you just wanted to chase the same stars over
• 47:24
  Speaker 5: and over.
• 47:25
  Speaker 6: I want to chase what's good. I want to give
• 47:29
  Speaker 6: the kids. Sorry, yeah, no, in this case, I can
• 47:32
  Speaker 6: say kids. I want to give the people what they want,
• 47:35
  Speaker 6: which is gossip about young stars. And these young stars
• 47:40
  Speaker 6: today they're so media trained. They're not doing anything embarrassing,
• 47:44
  Speaker 6: they're not doing anything bad. They're just hanging out getting
• 47:48
  Speaker 6: ice cream. I'm trying to make something out of this.
• 47:51
  Speaker 6: I've invested fifty million dollars into my bus in my
• 47:55
  Speaker 6: magazine and it's not going well.
• 47:57
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 47:58
  Speaker 6: So yeah, if anybody has any gossip, anybody listening to
• 48:01
  Speaker 6: any gossip about young stars, let me know. You can
• 48:05
  Speaker 6: reach out to me at t m Z Junior. That's
• 48:09
  Speaker 6: t E A m Z e E Underscore Underscore Junior.
• 48:15
  Speaker 6: The word Junior Underscore Underscore at t m Z Junior
• 48:21
  Speaker 6: dot com. That's t E E A M.
• 48:24
  Speaker 1: They can rewind it. We don't need to go through.
• 48:27
  Speaker 4: Yeah, who gave you fifty million dollars?
• 48:29
  Speaker 6: Who gave me fifty million dollars?
• 48:32
  Speaker 4: Carlie, you know what you should?
• 48:33
  Speaker 1: Car I can tell you and.
• 48:36
  Speaker 3: Kekos because I'm going to be covering Kim and she's
• 48:39
  Speaker 3: got a bunch of kids.
• 48:40
  Speaker 4: Are you interested in our kids? You can camp bat
• 48:43
  Speaker 4: at the beach with me.
• 48:44
  Speaker 6: That sounds fantastic.
• 48:47
  Speaker 1: I'm going to be in Turks as well. I could
• 48:49
  Speaker 1: come hang out. There's a very exciting story developing at
• 48:52
  Speaker 1: one of the offshore Oh my gosh.
• 48:53
  Speaker 6: Oh, I'm off the the edge of my offshore banks.
• 48:56
  Speaker 6: That's actually interesting. What do you what is it?
• 48:59
  Speaker 5: That's something.
• 49:00
  Speaker 1: So they're going through a logo rebrand no god, no God,
• 49:09
  Speaker 1: and they're they're having a differenceive opinion, and there's some
• 49:12
  Speaker 1: budget discrepancies between how much graphic design?
• 49:16
  Speaker 6: Please please opion?
• 49:19
  Speaker 5: Please tell me the font, Please tell me the font.
• 49:22
  Speaker 4: Or tell me how big the boobs are? Come on?
• 49:25
  Speaker 1: Okay, so I can't reveal any big font, but it's
• 49:29
  Speaker 1: I'll do it in riddles.
• 49:30
  Speaker 5: Oh please.
• 49:31
  Speaker 1: It's the opposite of times new Roman.
• 49:37
  Speaker 6: Every font opposite Roman. I think wing things.
• 49:42
  Speaker 5: It sounds seraf, it sounds sera.
• 49:47
  Speaker 1: It's futura.
• 49:49
  Speaker 6: Wow.
• 49:51
  Speaker 4: I love talking gossip and fonts.
• 49:55
  Speaker 6: Well, it looks like we're gonna go to Texan. Case
• 49:57
  Speaker 6: goes popy. You want to join. You got any gossip
• 50:00
  Speaker 6: that's happening over there?
• 50:02
  Speaker 5: Well, I have gossip that's happening at a neighboring island.
• 50:05
  Speaker 5: It rhymes with banana. Split if you pronounce it crazy.
• 50:17
  Speaker 6: Bahama, Bahama, the Bahamas.
• 50:24
  Speaker 5: It was the Bahamas. It's the Bahamas.
• 50:27
  Speaker 6: I'll be in the Bahamaster split is the Bahamas?
• 50:33
  Speaker 5: Well, I was the word I was thinking of was boat.
• 50:37
  Speaker 5: So split rhymes with boat.
• 50:40
  Speaker 9: If you have Bahamas concept clicking thing in your ankle
• 50:45
  Speaker 9: that's completely undiagnosed and is traveling to your brain, that
• 50:51
  Speaker 9: is how it rhymes.
• 50:53
  Speaker 1: I don't think you should fry with that.
• 50:56
  Speaker 6: No, that might explode or attack you.
• 50:59
  Speaker 4: I hope it does if you pronounce it.
• 51:02
  Speaker 5: I just want closure.
• 51:06
  Speaker 3: Oh God, you guys, if you begin, what's your biggest
• 51:11
  Speaker 3: gossip wish for your career?
• 51:14
  Speaker 4: What are your goals? Do you guys have goals? I
• 51:16
  Speaker 4: have no goals.
• 51:18
  Speaker 1: I want to settle into something a little less exciting.
• 51:22
  Speaker 1: My doctor says that I'm working too hard. My doctor
• 51:25
  Speaker 1: says that this line of work he sees it in
• 51:28
  Speaker 1: a Formula one drivers. My vitals, he sees it in Formula
• 51:33
  Speaker 1: one drivers. He sees it in skydivers.
• 51:35
  Speaker 6: So that's junkie. Huh to go to a doctor for
• 51:38
  Speaker 6: adrenaline junkie?
• 51:39
  Speaker 1: Specifically, am I am? It's the only one covered by
• 51:42
  Speaker 1: our insurance at the company.
• 51:44
  Speaker 6: So well, that's why he's saying it's his only other clients,
• 51:48
  Speaker 6: those people.
• 51:49
  Speaker 3: When you say discrepancy and disagreements, my gossip badge dries up.
• 51:56
  Speaker 4: That is nothing. I just want to know the before
• 51:59
  Speaker 4: and after. I want to before and after picture of
• 52:01
  Speaker 4: our body.
• 52:02
  Speaker 1: Oh, I've got a lot of pictures. Excuse me, docu signs,
• 52:06
  Speaker 1: excuse me, scans. I have a lot of scans, so
• 52:11
  Speaker 1: I can show them. But yeah, you know, I hopefully
• 52:14
  Speaker 1: I'm going to settle into something a little less, you know, uh,
• 52:18
  Speaker 1: hair pulling. I'm thinking of getting into some another field
• 52:22
  Speaker 1: of gossip, maybe maybe one of your fields. They sound
• 52:25
  Speaker 1: kind of easy, TMZ Junior. Sound pretty easy for me.
• 52:28
  Speaker 6: You have no idea how hard it is.
• 52:30
  Speaker 4: Please walk into a children's hospital and pace.
• 52:35
  Speaker 6: Yeah, it's not the only place the tour stops, thank you.
• 52:39
  Speaker 1: But where do you park? Where do you park at
• 52:41
  Speaker 1: the children's hofice.
• 52:42
  Speaker 6: In the emergency area.
• 52:45
  Speaker 3: You're parking a fifty million dollar bus in the emergency here.
• 52:48
  Speaker 6: It looks like an ambulance, so might as well park
• 52:51
  Speaker 6: it where the ambulance is, right?
• 52:52
  Speaker 5: I forgot it looks like an ambulance. That medical symbol
• 52:57
  Speaker 5: that looks like an asterisk.
• 52:59
  Speaker 6: It's a reaperist ambulance that I shove the people in
• 53:01
  Speaker 6: the back.
• 53:02
  Speaker 4: Yet it's actually brilliant.
• 53:03
  Speaker 3: I should dress up like like an emergency lifeguard person,
• 53:06
  Speaker 3: like like looking, no, you've just thought of sand I
• 53:11
  Speaker 3: just thought of right to sad sand and sticking cameras
• 53:15
  Speaker 3: on balls.
• 53:19
  Speaker 1: What's your gossip wish pat finds? What's what's what's the
• 53:22
  Speaker 1: dream gossip you wish you could find?
• 53:24
  Speaker 4: I still am waiting for this.
• 53:27
  Speaker 3: I want to I've always wanted this, and this will
• 53:29
  Speaker 3: be this will be my egot and then I'll call it.
• 53:33
  Speaker 3: I want to get a man with a woman walking
• 53:37
  Speaker 3: the beach, famous of course, and then I want their
• 53:40
  Speaker 3: marriage to fall apart within a couple of months. And
• 53:43
  Speaker 3: I want to get that same man walking with a
• 53:45
  Speaker 3: different woman on that same beach a month later. If
• 53:48
  Speaker 3: I get that, if I get that like a Glenn
• 53:51
  Speaker 3: Powell uh Sydney Sweeney situation.
• 53:54
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that is my that.
• 53:58
  Speaker 4: Is my like biggest dream for my career.
• 54:00
  Speaker 3: And once I get that, I'll be able to send
• 54:03
  Speaker 3: all my daughters to Yale and just relax.
• 54:08
  Speaker 1: How many you got?
• 54:10
  Speaker 4: I have two Jenna and Sadoka.
• 54:16
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• 54:19
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