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The Real Housewives of Atlanta Season 17 Episode 1 (Premier) | Mystic Misery and Rented Romeos

It’s Season 17, Episode 1 of The Real Housewives of Atlanta, and the snark squad is breaking down a "Mystic Island" premiere that proves a new house doesn't mean new habits. We’re unpacking Porsha Williams’ return to the center stage, hosting a couples' dinner in the massive "Winter Wonderland" mansion she snagged post-divorce—even if the ink on the deed is as messy as her breakup with Simon. The night was supposed to be a "fresh start" for the peach-holders, but it quickly devolved into a forensic investigation of Porsha’s "friend," Mike, who the group (and the internet) has already clocked…

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