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Hang on, I’m so close · F*ck Off Fridays

• 0:00
  SPEAKER_03: Welcome back to Fuck Off Fridays with your girl Liv and your girl Charlie.
• 0:06
  SPEAKER_04: Coming up this week, we have more snogmarry avoids.
• 0:12
  SPEAKER_04: I have a how well do you know me quint for Charlie?
• 0:15
  SPEAKER_04: And we've got the pettiest things you've done to an ex story is keep them coming.
• 0:20
  SPEAKER_04: So strap it.
• 0:21
  SPEAKER_03: Set yourselves down, get yourself a beverage, and off we go.
• 0:31
  SPEAKER_04: What are you loving this week?
• 0:33
  SPEAKER_04: What am I loving?
• 0:34
  SPEAKER_04: Well, I went to go see my family on the weekend, which was V wholesome.
• 0:38
  SPEAKER_02: Lovely.
• 0:39
  SPEAKER_04: Always needed to refill your cup.
• 0:41
  SPEAKER_04: Um that kind of links into my fuck off of the week, which we'll come back to in a minute.
• 0:46
  SPEAKER_04: Um, but on a side note, away from that, have you seen on Netflix they've basically done a version of MTV Cribs?
• 0:53
  SPEAKER_04: No.
• 0:54
  SPEAKER_04: So Architectural Digest have done little mini-series.
• 0:58
  SPEAKER_04: They're like anywhere between 10 and 15 minute episodes where a Celeb will show you around their home.
• 1:03
  SPEAKER_04: A C Lab?
• 1:04
  SPEAKER_04: A C Leb.
• 1:05
  SPEAKER_04: So I was immediate, I was immediately drawn in because I saw Kendall Jenner.
• 1:08
  SPEAKER_04: What a gal.
• 1:09
  SPEAKER_04: Anyway, so I went to click on this and I can't remember what it's actually called.
• 1:12
  SPEAKER_04: I've just written down here Architectural Digest's version of MTV Cribs.
• 1:15
  SPEAKER_04: Okay.
• 1:16
  SPEAKER_04: Anyway, the first one that came up was Usher.
• 1:17
  SPEAKER_04: Usher, Usher.
• 1:18
  SPEAKER_04: Usher Baby.
• 1:19
  SPEAKER_04: So I clicked on his and essentially his was really weird.
• 1:22
  SPEAKER_04: So you're gonna have to go with me on this.
• 1:24
  SPEAKER_04: And I feel like everybody needs to watch it to understand how weird it was.
• 1:27
  SPEAKER_04: But rather than by comparison, Kendall Jenners was like, Welcome to my home in the mountains, come and have a look around.
• 1:32
  SPEAKER_04: And she like spoke through the design strategy and like gave a real good show around, it was great.
• 1:37
  SPEAKER_04: Ushers was him walking around his house, it was almost like a music video, but the voiceover was him talking in like a really weird, poetic way.
• 1:48
  SPEAKER_04: So strange.
• 1:49
  SPEAKER_04: It's like I watched it while I was in the bath and I was really confused as what was happening.
• 1:53
  SPEAKER_04: It was the end of a long day.
• 1:56
  SPEAKER_04: I need everyone to go and watch it.
• 1:57
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 1:58
  SPEAKER_04: Loved Kendall Jenner, his was really weird, left me very perplexed.
• 2:01
  SPEAKER_04: I laughed a lot, wrote it down immediately in the notes in my phone under podcast notes, and thought I'd talk to you about it here.
• 2:06
  SPEAKER_04: So go on architectural digests, MTV Cribs.
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  SPEAKER_04: Really weird, worth watching.
• 2:12
  SPEAKER_03: Do you remember Pimp My Ride?
• 2:13
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, yeah.
• 2:14
  SPEAKER_03: Like MTV Cribs Westward.
• 2:16
  SPEAKER_04: Put a hot tub in the back of that trunk.
• 2:18
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 2:18
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 2:19
  SPEAKER_03: Doing that kind of thing, but not.
• 2:20
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, it was kind of weird.
• 2:21
  SPEAKER_04: Like I said, like Kendall Jennings was exactly what you'd anticipate.
• 2:23
  SPEAKER_04: And then I started to watch another one that was inside India's biggest private palace.
• 2:28
  SPEAKER_04: Wow.
• 2:28
  SPEAKER_04: That's a lot of peas.
• 2:30
  unknown: Peter Piper.
• 2:31
  SPEAKER_04: Pheasant pucker.
• 2:34
  SPEAKER_04: Um that was really cool.
• 2:37
  SPEAKER_04: But yeah, watch Ushers.
• 2:39
  SPEAKER_04: It's really weird.
• 2:42
  SPEAKER_04: But all the others go with it.
• 2:43
  SPEAKER_04: So yeah, that's kind of cool.
• 2:44
  SPEAKER_04: I don't know if he's gonna make me cringe a little bit.
• 2:46
  SPEAKER_04: Let it burn.
• 2:47
  SPEAKER_04: Let it burn, baby.
• 2:48
  SPEAKER_04: Usher babies.
• 2:49
  SPEAKER_04: Anyway, what are you loving this week?
• 2:51
  SPEAKER_04: Um, two things.
• 2:53
  SPEAKER_03: People who don't drain you.
• 2:55
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 2:55
  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
• 2:56
  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
• 2:56
  SPEAKER_04: Radiators.
• 2:57
  SPEAKER_04: You want radiators in your life.
• 2:58
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 2:59
  SPEAKER_03: So honestly, there have been times of late where I've been like, when I go home, I'm like, fuck you know.
• 3:05
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_03: And then you kind of go from there.
• 3:07
  SPEAKER_03: Um, and having friends that you absolutely adore so much.
• 3:12
  SPEAKER_03: You're talking about me.
• 3:13
  SPEAKER_03: You, obviously.
• 3:15
  SPEAKER_03: But like when they go away, you really, really miss them.
• 3:18
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
• 3:19
  SPEAKER_03: So it's it's so weird.
• 3:21
  SPEAKER_03: I was trying to explain this to them the other day.
• 3:24
  SPEAKER_03: They're normally lit, they normally live around the corner, but they were in Devon for a few days.
• 3:28
  SPEAKER_03: And honestly, when I saw them on Sunday afternoon, I was like, oh my god, I feel like I haven't seen you in weeks.
• 3:32
  SPEAKER_03: Do you know what I mean?
• 3:33
  SPEAKER_03: And I really, really miss them.
• 3:35
  SPEAKER_03: And that was Lucy and Jam.
• 3:36
  SPEAKER_04: Oh.
• 3:37
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I really, really miss them.
• 3:38
  SPEAKER_03: But you need people like that in your life.
• 3:40
  SPEAKER_04: Like if you get drainers, you get radiators.
• 3:42
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 3:42
  SPEAKER_04: And it's okay sometimes if your radiators become a bit of a drainer, like everyone needs to recharge.
• 3:47
  SPEAKER_04: But if people are always draining you, uh-uh.
• 3:50
  SPEAKER_04: I know.
• 3:50
  SPEAKER_03: Exterminate.
• 3:51
  SPEAKER_03: I know, or there's always something wrong, or yeah, just it drives me nuts.
• 3:55
  SPEAKER_03: But yeah, so I had a great little time with them on Sunday afternoon catching up post Jam's birthday because they went down to Devon for a few days or whatever.
• 4:02
  SPEAKER_03: So to recover.
• 4:04
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, essentially.
• 4:05
  SPEAKER_04: To recover from that five guys' bill.
• 4:07
  SPEAKER_03: But yeah, basically, yeah.
• 4:08
  SPEAKER_03: The five guys, the k I I went to when did I go round to theirs?
• 4:12
  SPEAKER_03: I went to sort the dogs because Luz took Jam into Cheltenham for a birthday surprise before the whole Cheltenham thing.
• 4:18
  SPEAKER_03: And I opened the fridge to see if there was like wet food for the pug, and they still had a bargain bucket from KFC.
• 4:25
  SPEAKER_03: They'd had like KFC, they'd had five guys, they'd ordered all this takeaway because everyone was so fucking hungover.
• 4:31
  SPEAKER_04: Share with everyone how much the how much the bill was.
• 4:33
  SPEAKER_04: Bear in mind they live in butt fuck nowhere.
• 4:36
  SPEAKER_03: I'm amazed they could even get it delivered.
• 4:37
  SPEAKER_03: I think she said it was like 70, 80 quid worth of KFC, and then it was like over a hundred quids worth of five guys.
• 4:44
  SPEAKER_03: That's the sound of a good night.
• 4:45
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, but fair fucks, because no one wanted to move anywhere.
• 4:49
  SPEAKER_03: No.
• 4:50
  SPEAKER_03: They're lucky because they can get delivery or whatever to them.
• 4:53
  SPEAKER_03: I'm like six miles down the road.
• 4:55
  SPEAKER_03: You're too far out.
• 4:56
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, you just can't do it.
• 4:57
  SPEAKER_03: No, but no, that's what I'm loving.
• 4:59
  SPEAKER_04: That's what I'm loving.
• 5:00
  SPEAKER_04: What's your fuck off of the week?
• 5:02
  SPEAKER_04: Right.
• 5:02
  SPEAKER_04: So on the way down to my mum and dad's, it's meant to be like an hour 40 in the car.
• 5:06
  SPEAKER_04: Oh god.
• 5:07
  SPEAKER_04: I'm on the way there, and then all of a sudden, well, before I even left, it said two hours 25.
• 5:10
  SPEAKER_04: And I was like, something's not right here.
• 5:12
  SPEAKER_04: So I get in the car.
• 5:13
  SPEAKER_04: There's only one way into Wales, really, over the bridge.
• 5:16
  SPEAKER_04: And uh on my drive there, it then adds 45 minutes, and I was like, what in God's name is going on here?
• 5:23
  SPEAKER_04: So I called my dad.
• 5:24
  SPEAKER_04: I was like, oh, Papa Clem, what's occurring?
• 5:26
  SPEAKER_04: Can you have a look on maps and see what's going on?
• 5:28
  SPEAKER_04: Or like check Welsh news or something.
• 5:31
  SPEAKER_04: And he was like, Oh, it's saying that there's two lanes closing the bridge.
• 5:33
  SPEAKER_04: So I was like, oh, really annoying, but fine, whatever.
• 5:35
  SPEAKER_04: Like, obviously, I hope no one's died, but like inconvenient.
• 5:38
  SPEAKER_04: Anyway, so drive along, get to Bristol, it slows me right down.
• 5:41
  SPEAKER_04: Keep going.
• 5:42
  SPEAKER_04: All lanes on the bridge are open.
• 5:43
  SPEAKER_04: So at this point, I'm like, what's going on?
• 5:46
  SPEAKER_04: But it took me, took me three hours to get to theirs in the end.
• 5:50
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 5:50
  SPEAKER_04: But the worst part, and this is my fuck off of the week, I had a can of dash with me, go on dash, yeah.
• 5:56
  SPEAKER_04: Hashtag product placement, and a bottle of water.
• 5:58
  SPEAKER_04: I finished my dash, I got halfway through my bottle of water, and then I'm stuck in traffic on my own.
• 6:04
  SPEAKER_04: Oh no.
• 6:05
  SPEAKER_04: Just me and Brian in the car, Brian, my dog.
• 6:08
  SPEAKER_04: And I, when I say I was desperate for a wee, like could have pissed myself for a good hour, and I was basically in crawling traffic.
• 6:17
  unknown: Oh my god.
• 6:18
  SPEAKER_04: The pain in my bladder, so I was like, I've got to get off.
• 6:20
  SPEAKER_04: The next services was Mega Services.
• 6:22
  SPEAKER_04: So I get off at Mega.
• 6:24
  SPEAKER_04: Now I'm in a pickle, it's 30 degrees outside, so I cannot leave, cannot leave Brian in the car.
• 6:28
  SPEAKER_04: Not an option.
• 6:29
  SPEAKER_04: Can't take Brian into the service station with me.
• 6:31
  SPEAKER_04: What why?
• 6:32
  SPEAKER_04: Because you can't take dogs in the service station.
• 6:33
  SPEAKER_04: Oh, I thought you could with some.
• 6:34
  SPEAKER_04: Well, he's not like a special assistance.
• 6:36
  SPEAKER_04: He's special, but he's not acting blind.
• 6:38
  SPEAKER_04: He's not an assistance dog.
• 6:39
  SPEAKER_04: So what's my only other option?
• 6:41
  SPEAKER_04: Oh, you pissed in the car park.
• 6:43
  SPEAKER_04: Not in the car park.
• 6:45
  SPEAKER_04: I would.
• 6:45
  SPEAKER_04: Nature we.
• 6:46
  SPEAKER_04: So I go over to the dog walking zone.
• 6:48
  SPEAKER_04: Brian's there lifting a leg at the same time.
• 6:50
  SPEAKER_04: Brian's having a great time.
• 6:50
  SPEAKER_04: So he's like relieving himself.
• 6:52
  SPEAKER_04: And I'm like, hurry up, lad, I'm desperate here.
• 6:54
  SPEAKER_04: Anyway, so I start walking around.
• 6:56
  SPEAKER_04: I go like further down into the woods.
• 6:57
  SPEAKER_04: Anyway, this bloke with a dog kept on following me.
• 7:01
  SPEAKER_04: And I was like, My dog doesn't want to speak to your dog.
• 7:03
  SPEAKER_04: Will you fuck off?
• 7:04
  SPEAKER_04: Oh yeah.
• 7:05
  SPEAKER_04: But it was actually getting to the point wherever I went, I was going on like really weird tracks.
• 7:08
  SPEAKER_04: He kept following me, and I was kind of to the point where I like kept looking at him.
• 7:10
  SPEAKER_04: And I have to say, I actually did feel genuinely uncomfortable.
• 7:13
  SPEAKER_04: And I think any male listeners won't understand what that's like.
• 7:16
  SPEAKER_04: So please be mindful when following a woman on her own into the woods, even if you've got a dog.
• 7:20
  SPEAKER_04: I felt so uncomfortable.
• 7:21
  SPEAKER_04: I was like, why will this guy not fuck off?
• 7:23
  SPEAKER_04: Anyway, eventually I had to go right down the bottom, squat behind a tree, and I wasn't, it's not even like I was wearing a dress like I am now.
• 7:30
  SPEAKER_04: I could just lift up my skull.
• 7:32
  SPEAKER_03: You had to fully drop your dress.
• 7:33
  SPEAKER_04: Oh, I had to drop trying out and have a wee.
• 7:35
  SPEAKER_04: And let me tell you, it was the best we of my life.
• 7:39
  SPEAKER_04: And my friend Lucy will laugh at this because I hate having a nature we even when we go hunting.
• 7:43
  SPEAKER_04: I'm like, absolutely not.
• 7:45
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, I will I will give myself a bladder infection over peeing outside.
• 7:49
  SPEAKER_03: I've done it behind a car shooting so many times.
• 7:51
  SPEAKER_03: You just gotta get over it.
• 7:52
  SPEAKER_04: But I felt trapped to the point where I was driving along and I was like looking on the hard shoulder, and I was like, could I pull over here?
• 7:58
  SPEAKER_04: Leave my car running so Brian's got the aircorn, jump over the side rail thing and go down there and pee.
• 8:03
  SPEAKER_04: And then I was like, uh, what if someone steals my car?
• 8:06
  SPEAKER_04: My dog's in that, it's a bit inconvenient.
• 8:08
  SPEAKER_04: But yeah, it was it was traumatic to say the least.
• 8:12
  SPEAKER_04: Oh, I thought you were gonna say you went in the car pack.
• 8:15
  SPEAKER_04: No.
• 8:15
  SPEAKER_04: I even considered, you know, my nice field bar had two bottles of night timber in it, and I was like, could I take them out and piss in that?
• 8:22
  SPEAKER_04: That's where my mind went to.
• 8:23
  SPEAKER_04: Oh my god.
• 8:24
  SPEAKER_04: I was desperate.
• 8:25
  SPEAKER_04: Could I pee in my water bottle?
• 8:27
  SPEAKER_04: Also crossed my mind.
• 8:27
  SPEAKER_04: Wouldn't have had the amount driver.
• 8:29
  SPEAKER_03: No, no, no, no, no, no.
• 8:30
  SPEAKER_03: Terrible.
• 8:32
  SPEAKER_03: I would never sit in your car ever again.
• 8:34
  unknown: No.
• 8:35
  SPEAKER_04: Anyway, there's my fuck off the week.
• 8:37
  SPEAKER_03: What's yours?
• 8:38
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, well, mine kind of leads on from people who drain you.
• 8:42
  SPEAKER_03: Um people who rally around a situation and create drama around it.
• 8:50
  SPEAKER_04: Oh, in the worst way, not in a good way.
• 8:52
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, no, not in a good way.
• 8:54
  SPEAKER_03: So if like someone's done something or there's some gossip and then people rally and go, oh yeah, did you hear?
• 9:03
  SPEAKER_03: Oh yeah, did you hear?
• 9:04
  SPEAKER_03: Oh yeah, shit like that.
• 9:06
  SPEAKER_03: Nothing else to talk about.
• 9:07
  SPEAKER_03: Literally fuck off.
• 9:08
  SPEAKER_04: Get a life.
• 9:09
  SPEAKER_03: Literally fuck off.
• 9:11
  SPEAKER_03: I just, yeah, it honestly drives my ooh, like blood pressure hummingbird.
• 9:19
  SPEAKER_03: Because what's the benefit?
• 9:21
  SPEAKER_03: You actually make yourself look like a dick.
• 9:23
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 9:24
  SPEAKER_03: Like, I just hate it.
• 9:26
  SPEAKER_03: You're not gossip girl.
• 9:27
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, and it kind of the same as last week when I said, you know, people gossiping about shit that's happened to you or that you've been through.
• 9:34
  SPEAKER_03: Fuck off.
• 9:37
  SPEAKER_03: It honestly drives me nuts.
• 9:38
  SPEAKER_03: Drives me fucking nuts.
• 9:40
  SPEAKER_03: Um, but yeah, that's that's my main fuck off of the week.
• 9:44
  SPEAKER_04: I've got one more.
• 9:45
  SPEAKER_04: Tell me.
• 9:45
  SPEAKER_04: And I think it might rage bait you and a lot of other people.
• 9:48
  SPEAKER_04: I overheard someone say the other day it's busy when you have kids.
• 9:55
  SPEAKER_04: Right.
• 9:57
  SPEAKER_04: As if their time is more valuable because they have children.
• 10:01
  SPEAKER_04: And it's one of my it's one of my biggest pet peeves.
• 10:05
  SPEAKER_04: Everyone's busy, right?
• 10:07
  SPEAKER_04: And it's like people think I had this conversation the other day with someone just because you don't have children doesn't mean you don't have other commitments.
• 10:16
  SPEAKER_03: No.
• 10:17
  SPEAKER_04: And I'm looking at you, my horse and dog mums, yeah, in particular.
• 10:22
  SPEAKER_04: That's a a lot of plates to spin.
• 10:24
  SPEAKER_03: Um, but it's all a choice, right?
• 10:27
  SPEAKER_03: So having kids is a choice, having horses a choice, having dogs, it's all a choice.
• 10:31
  SPEAKER_03: It's just how we do it.
• 10:33
  SPEAKER_03: So, you know that girl that's basically everyone's rinsing the shit out of her on social media at the moment, because she was on a podcast.
• 10:39
  SPEAKER_03: She went, what are women in their 30s do that don't even have kids these days?
• 10:43
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, everyone's going, quite a fucking lot, actually.
• 10:46
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 10:46
  SPEAKER_04: Um watch me try and maintain my social life, have a have have a job and do well, manage a podcast.
• 10:52
  SPEAKER_03: Not get into the bath with a toaster on the daily.
• 10:55
  SPEAKER_03: Fuck off.
• 10:56
  SPEAKER_04: But no, you are right, everyone makes a choice, and I think the one thing I've always said is if you choose to have a dog or have a horse or have children, you should do it because you really want to.
• 11:10
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, and okay, yeah, it's challenging at times, don't get me wrong.
• 11:12
  SPEAKER_04: Don't fucking complain about it.
• 11:13
  SPEAKER_04: That's not, I don't want to hear all the time, uh, my kids this, uh, my kids that.
• 11:19
  SPEAKER_04: Because at no point, and you know when when you're younger and you say, I really want a dog, and your parents go, Are you gonna walk them when it's raining?
• 11:25
  SPEAKER_04: Oh, yeah, bitch, watch me with my raincoat on.
• 11:28
  SPEAKER_04: Thank you so much.
• 11:29
  SPEAKER_04: Um, very rarely, unless Bryn really racks up a vet bill and causes me a major inconvenience, but very rarely do I, you know, do I whinge about him.
• 11:38
  SPEAKER_04: We laugh at him.
• 11:39
  SPEAKER_04: But I just think, like you say, you made that choice.
• 11:44
  SPEAKER_04: Everyone's time is valuable no matter how you spend it.
• 11:47
  SPEAKER_04: But I would just encourage anybody to go into the comment section of any of these posts where people say, What do people without children do after 5 30?
• 11:56
  SPEAKER_04: And it's like, everything, everything.
• 12:00
  SPEAKER_04: I know.
• 12:01
  SPEAKER_04: So I thought you'd understand.
• 12:03
  SPEAKER_04: So for all of our listeners out there who are child-free by choice, we see you.
• 12:07
  SPEAKER_04: For all of our dog mums, we see you, and dog dads, all of our horse parents, we see you as well.
• 12:12
  SPEAKER_04: And the real parents who don't complain, shout out, but everyone, everyone's time is valuable.
• 12:19
  SPEAKER_04: Your time is not more valuable because you decided to birth a child.
• 12:22
  SPEAKER_03: I think everyone has room to complain.
• 12:24
  SPEAKER_03: Like, I'll sometimes I'll complain about dogs because they don't my tits in.
• 12:27
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 12:27
  SPEAKER_03: But don't compare it.
• 12:31
  SPEAKER_03: So when they go, Oh, well, what do you do?
• 12:33
  SPEAKER_03: Well, kids is far like it's more hard, like it's harder work.
• 12:36
  SPEAKER_03: It's there's more going on.
• 12:38
  SPEAKER_03: Obviously, yeah, maybe to a point there it's fine.
• 12:41
  SPEAKER_03: But everything's hard for everyone.
• 12:42
  SPEAKER_03: Just keep your mouth shut.
• 12:44
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 12:44
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 12:45
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 12:45
  SPEAKER_04: Just keep your mouth shut.
• 12:46
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 12:47
  SPEAKER_04: Anyway, do you want a snog marry avoid?
• 12:49
  SPEAKER_04: Go on.
• 12:49
  SPEAKER_04: Okay, so I actually forgot one last week.
• 12:52
  SPEAKER_04: So I've done two.
• 12:53
  SPEAKER_04: Alright.
• 12:54
  SPEAKER_04: And Rich, we'd like your input here.
• 12:55
  SPEAKER_04: Oh yeah.
• 12:56
  SPEAKER_04: So I'm gonna kick off first, spice things up.
• 12:58
  SPEAKER_04: I've got a female Snog Marry avoid first.
• 13:01
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 13:02
  SPEAKER_04: So and I think this is a hard one.
• 13:04
  SPEAKER_03: Are you keeping it diverse?
• 13:05
  SPEAKER_03: So you can include producer rich.
• 13:07
  SPEAKER_03: What's wrong with that?
• 13:08
  SPEAKER_04: Well no, I also want to see what your opinion was as well.
• 13:09
  SPEAKER_04: Alright, fine.
• 13:10
  SPEAKER_04: I got three Hades.
• 13:12
  SPEAKER_04: Up first, and Rich, please remember the order is Snog Marry and then avoid it.
• 13:16
  SPEAKER_01: It wasn't me that had the problem last time.
• 13:19
  SPEAKER_04: So coming up first, we have one of my all-time faves.
• 13:24
  SPEAKER_04: Nicole Schertzinger.
• 13:26
  SPEAKER_04: Oh, I thought we were gonna say Dua Liber.
• 13:28
  SPEAKER_04: Oh, oh, I love doa.
• 13:29
  SPEAKER_04: We'll put her in next week.
• 13:30
  SPEAKER_04: Um J-Lo and Margot Robbie.
• 13:34
  SPEAKER_01: I knew she'd be in it.
• 13:35
  SPEAKER_04: You've got to snog first.
• 13:36
  SPEAKER_04: Who's snogging?
• 13:37
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, am I going first?
• 13:37
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, you go first, Rich.
• 13:38
  SPEAKER_04: Go on.
• 13:39
  SPEAKER_04: What?
• 13:41
  SPEAKER_04: Look how excited he is.
• 13:42
  SPEAKER_04: Everyone can't see.
• 13:42
  SPEAKER_04: He's excited.
• 13:44
  SPEAKER_01: Snog Nicole.
• 13:46
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 13:46
  SPEAKER_01: I think.
• 13:47
  SPEAKER_04: She's a queen.
• 13:48
  SPEAKER_04: I support that.
• 13:48
  SPEAKER_04: Who are you marrying?
• 13:49
  SPEAKER_01: Marrying Margot.
• 13:50
  SPEAKER_01: Nice.
• 13:51
  SPEAKER_01: And what was the last one?
• 13:53
  SPEAKER_04: Avoiding J Lo.
• 13:54
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 13:55
  SPEAKER_03: He literally hasn't even got the capacity to remember that.
• 13:57
  SPEAKER_03: Also, I well, because that's exactly how I do it.
• 14:01
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, is it?
• 14:01
  SPEAKER_03: Because J Lo's a cunt.
• 14:03
  SPEAKER_03: So she's like, I have heard negative things about her.
• 14:06
  SPEAKER_03: Mm-hmm.
• 14:07
  SPEAKER_04: Do you know I'd be different?
• 14:08
  SPEAKER_04: I'd snog Margot, I'd marry Nicole.
• 14:10
  SPEAKER_04: Would you?
• 14:10
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, I'd love to sing with Nicole.
• 14:12
  SPEAKER_03: What a fucking woman.
• 14:12
  SPEAKER_03: Did you see when she went viral because she can shoot a crossbow?
• 14:18
  SPEAKER_03: But she did the box splits as she shot a crossbow and she took an apple clean off.
• 14:24
  SPEAKER_03: I think it I want to say it was on someone's head, but it might not be.
• 14:26
  SPEAKER_03: I've not seen this.
• 14:27
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I'll show you guys the video.
• 14:29
  SPEAKER_03: What a queen.
• 14:29
  SPEAKER_04: But you know, she also got her Hollywood star recently.
• 14:32
  SPEAKER_04: Oh, what a woman.
• 14:33
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, and I saw the clip of her finding out, and I was like, my girl, Cole, we love you.
• 14:36
  SPEAKER_03: She's incredible.
• 14:37
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, what a woman.
• 14:39
  SPEAKER_04: So yeah, I would just be slightly, wouldn't you?
• 14:41
  SPEAKER_04: Okay, do you want the man one now?
• 14:42
  SPEAKER_04: Obviously, let me go first.
• 14:43
  SPEAKER_04: Okay.
• 14:44
  SPEAKER_04: Harry Styles.
• 14:45
  SPEAKER_04: There's a theme here, just for you, Livia.
• 14:47
  SPEAKER_04: Harry Styles, Niall Horan, and Zane Malik.
• 14:52
  SPEAKER_04: Easy.
• 14:53
  SPEAKER_04: Go on.
• 14:53
  SPEAKER_04: Marry Harry.
• 14:54
  SPEAKER_04: You got who's snogging first?
• 14:56
  SPEAKER_03: Alright, so come on, Niall.
• 14:58
  SPEAKER_03: Marry Harry.
• 14:58
  SPEAKER_03: Avoid Zane.
• 15:00
  SPEAKER_03: Take your pillow talk and fuck off.
• 15:02
  SPEAKER_03: I'm not doing it.
• 15:03
  SPEAKER_03: Zane! He broke up the band.
• 15:05
  SPEAKER_03: Zane! Go on.
• 15:09
  SPEAKER_01: What are we saying?
• 15:10
  SPEAKER_01: Have we had Harry before?
• 15:12
  SPEAKER_01: Because I felt like I've married Harry before.
• 15:13
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, I think we had him in uh the first Snog Marry Avoid, but this is just one D themed.
• 15:18
  SPEAKER_01: I feel like I want to stick with him though, that's the thing.
• 15:20
  SPEAKER_01: So Okay.
• 15:21
  SPEAKER_03: One themed, and there's only one D in the room.
• 15:25
  SPEAKER_01: I cannot picture those guys to be fair, so I'm just winging this.
• 15:27
  SPEAKER_04: Oh, for fuck.
• 15:28
  SPEAKER_04: Nile's the lovely little Irish one.
• 15:30
  SPEAKER_04: Zayn will give you Zane pain, so you might want to.
• 15:32
  SPEAKER_01: Oh yeah, I'm avoiding Zane.
• 15:33
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 15:33
  SPEAKER_01: And our Snog.
• 15:34
  SPEAKER_01: A snog, Niall, Barry Harry.
• 15:37
  SPEAKER_04: Avoid You guys are so N sync.
• 15:40
  SPEAKER_04: You're just copying me at this point.
• 15:42
  SPEAKER_01: Oh you copy me first.
• 15:43
  SPEAKER_04: No, and again, I'd be different to you both.
• 15:45
  SPEAKER_04: I'm probably gonna snork Harry.
• 15:47
  SPEAKER_04: I'm gonna marry Niall and I'm gonna avoid Zane.
• 15:49
  SPEAKER_01: You're consistent as well.
• 15:50
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I'm not sure.
• 15:51
  SPEAKER_01: You said the same about Harry last time.
• 15:53
  SPEAKER_04: Did I?
• 15:53
  SPEAKER_01: I think you but you said you'd like to.
• 15:54
  SPEAKER_04: Nile's lovely.
• 15:56
  SPEAKER_04: I'd marry him.
• 15:56
  SPEAKER_04: What a nice man.
• 15:57
  SPEAKER_03: Right.
• 15:58
  SPEAKER_03: So for the next segment for you two, I've got fact or fucking fiction.
• 16:03
  SPEAKER_03: Ooh, okay.
• 16:04
  SPEAKER_03: Do we have to buzz in?
• 16:06
  SPEAKER_03: It's kind of a it's a true or false.
• 16:08
  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
• 16:09
  SPEAKER_03: True or false.
• 16:10
  SPEAKER_03: Um archaeologists have discovered elongated objects made from wood and other materials.
• 16:21
  SPEAKER_03: So basically, ancient Roman dildos have been found.
• 16:25
  SPEAKER_03: True.
• 16:26
  SPEAKER_03: Of course it's false.
• 16:29
  SPEAKER_04: Because it's you, I'm gonna go true.
• 16:30
  SPEAKER_01: I wanted to go true as well because it's you.
• 16:33
  SPEAKER_03: You're both correct.
• 16:34
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, of course.
• 16:38
  SPEAKER_03: Wooden.
• 16:39
  SPEAKER_03: Mm-hmm.
• 16:40
  SPEAKER_04: Imagine that splintering.
• 16:42
  SPEAKER_03: The vibrator was originally marketed as a medical device.
• 16:47
  SPEAKER_03: True or false?
• 16:48
  SPEAKER_04: I'm gonna go true.
• 16:51
  SPEAKER_04: And I will tell you for why, because didn't they years and years ago they used to say that in order to heal women from their hysteria?
• 17:00
  SPEAKER_04: Yes, hysteria, that's the word I was looking for.
• 17:03
  SPEAKER_04: Basically an excuse for a man's finger all ruin out.
• 17:07
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 17:08
  SPEAKER_03: So you're like, oh yeah, yeah.
• 17:11
  SPEAKER_03: Is that true?
• 17:12
  SPEAKER_03: That is true.
• 17:13
  SPEAKER_03: Unreal.
• 17:14
  SPEAKER_03: You are you are in fact correct.
• 17:17
  SPEAKER_03: Condoms are much older than you think.
• 17:21
  SPEAKER_03: True.
• 17:23
  SPEAKER_03: For a bonus point, if you get these right, you have to tell me what originally they were made out of.
• 17:32
  SPEAKER_04: Intestine.
• 17:38
  SPEAKER_04: Is that alright?
• 17:38
  SPEAKER_04: I thought they were made from intestines originally.
• 17:40
  SPEAKER_03: Well yes, but also there's more of a common something else.
• 17:48
  SPEAKER_03: So it's true, they are older than you think.
• 17:50
  SPEAKER_03: How old are they?
• 17:52
  SPEAKER_03: Oh fuck please.
• 17:53
  SPEAKER_04: She's like, I don't have that information to hand.
• 17:56
  SPEAKER_03: Uh but intestinal sheepskin.
• 17:58
  SPEAKER_04: Oh, okay, yeah.
• 17:59
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 18:00
  SPEAKER_04: So gross.
• 18:02
  SPEAKER_03: I'm pretty sure there were random condoms around in Tutankhamun's day and age or something.
• 18:08
  SPEAKER_03: Wow.
• 18:09
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, there was something like that around.
• 18:15
  SPEAKER_04: They date back over 3,000 years.
• 18:17
  SPEAKER_04: Wow.
• 18:18
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 18:18
  SPEAKER_04: I mean, had the head screws on even back then.
• 18:20
  SPEAKER_01: My head went to uh wrapping it like a mummy.
• 18:23
  SPEAKER_04: Nice.
• 18:25
  SPEAKER_03: Have you got one?
• 18:26
  SPEAKER_03: Ancient Romans wore tiny penis-shaped charms for good luck.
• 18:30
  SPEAKER_03: Because it's you, I'm going true.
• 18:32
  SPEAKER_01: I'm gonna go false just to be different.
• 18:34
  SPEAKER_01: Are you?
• 18:35
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 18:37
  SPEAKER_03: Are you?
• 18:39
  SPEAKER_04: I'm what you didn't anticipate.
• 18:40
  SPEAKER_04: True.
• 18:40
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, go on.
• 18:42
  SPEAKER_04: This is a bit like the pitbull quiz where it's like pitbull or lyrics, probably pit bull.
• 18:46
  SPEAKER_03: There is a 3,000-year-old Egyptian erotic papyrus.
• 18:51
  SPEAKER_03: True or false?
• 18:54
  SPEAKER_04: Isn't papyrus the plant that people put in their front window if they are No, that's pampas grass.
• 18:59
  SPEAKER_03: That's close to say Papyrus is like what these uh Egyptians wrote on and things like that.
• 19:06
  SPEAKER_04: Um okay, I was thinking, yeah, because if you put a pineapple or you put the pampas grass upside down pineapple.
• 19:11
  SPEAKER_04: Oh, if in your front window, it means you're a swinger, right?
• 19:14
  SPEAKER_01: Essentially.
• 19:14
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 19:15
  SPEAKER_01: I think when did they switch to pineapples or something different?
• 19:17
  SPEAKER_04: Then I'll Google it afterwards if you're.
• 19:30
  SPEAKER_03: True.
• 19:30
  SPEAKER_01: Deadly false.
• 19:31
  SPEAKER_01: Have you done any false ones?
• 19:33
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, you could no, you could have got them.
• 19:36
  SPEAKER_03: But you just got it wrong.
• 19:37
  unknown: Okay.
• 19:38
  SPEAKER_03: You said false the ones that were true.
• 19:39
  SPEAKER_03: Such a circle.
• 19:41
  SPEAKER_01: Fine.
• 19:41
  SPEAKER_03: Thank you.
• 19:42
  SPEAKER_01: I played the odds.
• 19:44
  SPEAKER_03: But I am gonna Google the pineapple thing.
• 19:47
  SPEAKER_03: Here ends my section.
• 19:48
  SPEAKER_04: I've had a story submitted, which I think you'll both enjoy.
• 19:51
  SPEAKER_04: Go on.
• 19:51
  SPEAKER_04: Um, this links on to very early on, we did a section called Pettiest Things You've Done to Your Ex.
• 19:57
  SPEAKER_04: We did.
• 19:58
  SPEAKER_04: I think let's put another thing out on social media.
• 20:00
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 20:00
  SPEAKER_04: A question.
• 20:01
  SPEAKER_04: If anybody's got any stories, ping on through, because some of them are gold.
• 20:04
  SPEAKER_04: So this was actually submitted by someone about her mum, which I really enjoyed.
• 20:08
  SPEAKER_04: So this must have been a good 30, 40 years ago that her mum did this.
• 20:12
  SPEAKER_04: Okay.
• 20:13
  SPEAKER_04: Okay, so before she met her now husband, she was in a long-term relationship.
• 20:17
  SPEAKER_04: One day she came home from work and her partner had left a note saying that he was leaving her and that he'd be back to collect his things.
• 20:23
  SPEAKER_04: In a moment of rage, she sewed up the armholes of his ski jacket so he wouldn't have known for months until he next went skiing and would have had no idea who it was.
• 20:33
  SPEAKER_04: She's very non-confrontational as a person, so to this day, is probably the most petty thing that she's ever done.
• 20:40
  SPEAKER_03: That is the long game, and I really appreciate shit like that.
• 20:42
  SPEAKER_03: I liked it a lot.
• 20:44
  SPEAKER_03: Like when people put glitter in someone's air con in their car, so when you turn it on, look out.
• 20:50
  SPEAKER_03: Fuck yeah, fuck yeah.
• 20:52
  SPEAKER_03: I'm here for stuff like that.
• 20:53
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, and I quite liked it because it was from many moons ago, and I'm like, people are getting way more toxic now, but that's good old traditional toxicity.
• 21:00
  SPEAKER_04: Get your needle and thread out.
• 21:02
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, do you know what I'd do that?
• 21:03
  SPEAKER_03: I would actually do that.
• 21:05
  SPEAKER_03: Never relax.
• 21:06
  SPEAKER_03: No, never relax.
• 21:07
  SPEAKER_03: I'm gonna sew your socks together.
• 21:10
  SPEAKER_03: I have a quiz for you.
• 21:13
  SPEAKER_03: How well do you know me?
• 21:16
  SPEAKER_03: How well do you know me?
• 21:18
  SPEAKER_04: Is this just for me or is Rich intervening on this?
• 21:20
  SPEAKER_04: No, Rich couldn't join in.
• 21:22
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, go on, Rich.
• 21:23
  SPEAKER_03: What are your buzzers?
• 21:26
  SPEAKER_03: I was just gonna shout my name.
• 21:27
  SPEAKER_03: Can I just shout out my answer?
• 21:28
  SPEAKER_03: I'll just go, Charlie.
• 21:30
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, you can shout your name if you want to.
• 21:31
  SPEAKER_03: I've got to stick to mine myself.
• 21:32
  SPEAKER_03: Everyone's gotta get a little bit inventive.
• 21:34
  SPEAKER_03: Uh-huh.
• 21:34
  SPEAKER_03: No, I'm not sure.
• 21:35
  SPEAKER_03: Yours is so good though.
• 21:36
  SPEAKER_03: I know I'm so good at it.
• 21:38
  SPEAKER_03: So good.
• 21:39
  SPEAKER_04: Oh, I'll do one.
• 21:40
  SPEAKER_04: I'll be little John.
• 21:40
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah! Yeah, oh my god, yeah, please.
• 21:45
  SPEAKER_03: Okay, okay.
• 21:47
  SPEAKER_03: Round one.
• 21:50
  SPEAKER_03: How well do you actually know me?
• 21:52
  SPEAKER_03: What is my biggest pet peeve?
• 21:54
  SPEAKER_03: A, people chewing loudly.
• 21:57
  SPEAKER_03: B, it's being ignored.
• 22:00
  SPEAKER_03: C, people being late, or D, someone cancelling plans.
• 22:04
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, yeah.
• 22:05
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 22:06
  SPEAKER_04: Someone cancelling plans.
• 22:08
  SPEAKER_01: Ah I was gonna say the majority of them to be fair.
• 22:10
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I was gonna say I think every single one would fuck you off.
• 22:13
  SPEAKER_03: Um biggest pep need.
• 22:16
  SPEAKER_04: Biggest one.
• 22:16
  SPEAKER_04: Hope it's not being late, because I'm late all the time.
• 22:19
  SPEAKER_04: You could take this, Rich.
• 22:22
  SPEAKER_01: But there's too many.
• 22:23
  SPEAKER_01: I'm gonna have to press you for an answer here, Rich.
• 22:25
  SPEAKER_01: I think what was B?
• 22:26
  SPEAKER_03: Being ignored.
• 22:28
  SPEAKER_01: No.
• 22:29
  SPEAKER_03: C You can't just spring back one time.
• 22:33
  SPEAKER_01: A.
• 22:34
  SPEAKER_03: Chewing loudly.
• 22:35
  SPEAKER_03: It's close, but no, in fact, it is people being late.
• 22:38
  SPEAKER_03: Oh fuck.
• 22:39
  SPEAKER_04: God, you must really hate me.
• 22:40
  SPEAKER_03: It's C.
• 22:41
  SPEAKER_03: People being late.
• 22:43
  SPEAKER_01: I'm gonna say you hate it though, you tolerate it.
• 22:46
  SPEAKER_03: Biggest pet peeve out of all of those, yeah.
• 22:49
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, chewing loudly.
• 22:50
  SPEAKER_03: Chewing loudly get fucked.
• 22:51
  SPEAKER_01: You can be late as well, so how how come it doesn't work with ways?
• 22:55
  SPEAKER_03: I'm very rarely late.
• 22:56
  SPEAKER_03: Thank you very much.
• 22:57
  SPEAKER_04: I arrive precisely when I mean do.
• 23:00
  SPEAKER_04: On time.
• 23:01
  SPEAKER_04: So all the rings quote, you're welcome.
• 23:03
  SPEAKER_03: Question two.
• 23:04
  SPEAKER_03: If I suddenly had£10,000 land in my bank account, what's the first thing I'd spend it on?
• 23:11
  SPEAKER_03: Is this not multiple choice?
• 23:12
  SPEAKER_03: Nope, multiple choice, not multiple choice.
• 23:15
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 23:16
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 23:16
  SPEAKER_04: Flights Barbados.
• 23:18
  SPEAKER_04: Is that right?
• 23:19
  SPEAKER_04: Get in.
• 23:21
  SPEAKER_04: And when I say flights plural, that's because there's a seat for me next to you.
• 23:26
  SPEAKER_03: No, the boyfriend can't come.
• 23:30
  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
• 23:33
  SPEAKER_03: Question three.
• 23:34
  SPEAKER_03: What's my ultimate comfort food?
• 23:38
  SPEAKER_01: Rich.
• 23:39
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 23:39
  SPEAKER_01: Sushi.
• 23:40
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, he's got that right, yeah.
• 23:41
  SPEAKER_03: For fuck's sake.
• 23:42
  SPEAKER_03: Fair fucks.
• 23:46
  SPEAKER_03: Four.
• 23:47
  SPEAKER_03: What's the one thing I absolutely cannot resist buying?
• 23:51
  SPEAKER_04: Oh, it could be a whole host of things.
• 23:53
  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
• 23:54
  SPEAKER_04: Can we have a clue?
• 23:55
  SPEAKER_03: Something, yeah, something I can't resist buying.
• 23:57
  SPEAKER_03: Let's go food related.
• 23:58
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, yeah.
• 23:59
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 23:59
  SPEAKER_04: Sushi.
• 24:00
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 24:00
  unknown: Yeah.
• 24:01
  SPEAKER_03: To be fair.
• 24:01
  SPEAKER_04: I was gonna go candle.
• 24:02
  SPEAKER_04: I thought sushi felt too obvious after that.
• 24:04
  SPEAKER_03: Candle, yes, but whenever I'm out about, I've got my mind on the sushi.
• 24:09
  SPEAKER_04: You know, one of my other options, my third option, would have been a nice card.
• 24:12
  SPEAKER_04: I feel like if you see a nice card, you buy a card.
• 24:14
  SPEAKER_04: I do do that.
• 24:14
  SPEAKER_03: I do do that.
• 24:16
  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
• 24:17
  SPEAKER_03: Question number five.
• 24:19
  SPEAKER_03: I'm sweating.
• 24:19
  SPEAKER_03: The pressure's getting to me here.
• 24:20
  SPEAKER_03: If I could only drink one drink for the rest of my life, what would I choose?
• 24:25
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, yeah.
• 24:26
  SPEAKER_03: Go on.
• 24:27
  SPEAKER_04: Um, uh, what those horrible you made French wanted?
• 24:30
  SPEAKER_04: Rich.
• 24:31
  SPEAKER_04: No.
• 24:32
  SPEAKER_04: It's not a French one.
• 24:33
  SPEAKER_03: Rich, rich, rich.
• 24:34
  SPEAKER_04: No, hang on, I'm so close.
• 24:35
  SPEAKER_04: For a steal.
• 24:36
  SPEAKER_04: It's the one I didn't like.
• 24:37
  SPEAKER_03: Bloody Mary.
• 24:37
  SPEAKER_03: It would be a Bloody Mary.
• 24:38
  SPEAKER_04: No, that was option number two, and I thought it's too obvious.
• 24:41
  SPEAKER_03: A Vespa?
• 24:42
  SPEAKER_03: A Vespa Badger.
• 24:44
  SPEAKER_03: A Vespa is my go-to, but Bloody Mary reigns supreme.
• 24:48
  SPEAKER_04: I thought Bloody Mary was too obvious.
• 24:50
  SPEAKER_03: But a Vespa is fucking right up there.
• 24:53
  SPEAKER_03: Right.
• 24:54
  SPEAKER_03: Round two.
• 24:54
  SPEAKER_04: I'm honestly sweating so much, the pressure is getting to me.
• 24:58
  SPEAKER_04: Round two.
• 24:59
  SPEAKER_04: Hang on.
• 24:59
  SPEAKER_04: Let's let him get the aircorn on so I don't distract him from I need some more points here.
• 25:04
  SPEAKER_04: Ready?
• 25:04
  SPEAKER_04: Yep.
• 25:04
  SPEAKER_04: Take your seats, don't fall off your shirt.
• 25:05
  SPEAKER_03: Round two.
• 25:06
  SPEAKER_03: Number six.
• 25:08
  SPEAKER_03: What's the most ridiculous thing I've ever done after a night out?
• 25:13
  SPEAKER_03: After a night out?
• 25:16
  SPEAKER_03: Think about how well I can rally on a home.
• 25:20
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, Rich.
• 25:21
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 25:22
  SPEAKER_01: When you got back in and then three hours later you went to a training session.
• 25:26
  SPEAKER_03: Be more specific, please.
• 25:27
  SPEAKER_03: Uh I got home at what hour and what time.
• 25:30
  SPEAKER_01: Didn't you get home at like five or six and you were at training for eight or something?
• 25:36
  SPEAKER_03: Sat on my horse at 8:30.
• 25:37
  SPEAKER_03: This is Arsenal Walls.
• 25:38
  SPEAKER_03: No.
• 25:40
  SPEAKER_03: I went to a Points Point.
• 25:42
  SPEAKER_03: I went to Points Point after party.
• 25:43
  SPEAKER_03: We then went out in Cirencester.
• 25:45
  SPEAKER_03: I was in a dodgy club in my Wellies.
• 25:47
  SPEAKER_03: In Wellis, yeah.
• 25:48
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, Reaver.
• 25:49
  SPEAKER_04: Shout out.
• 25:49
  SPEAKER_04: Ow! Used to be the rock.
• 25:51
  SPEAKER_04: What a place.
• 25:52
  SPEAKER_04: Anyone local to the Cot Swords?
• 25:53
  SPEAKER_03: Got home at five, half five, max.
• 25:55
  SPEAKER_03: I was sat on my horse having a jump lesson at half past eight.
• 25:58
  SPEAKER_03: For fuck's sake.
• 25:59
  SPEAKER_03: What a woman.
• 26:00
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 26:01
  SPEAKER_03: Which of these would I be most likely to do?
• 26:04
  SPEAKER_03: Get into an argument with a stranger.
• 26:07
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, yeah.
• 26:09
  SPEAKER_04: Accidentally send.
• 26:10
  SPEAKER_04: I'm buzzing in now.
• 26:11
  SPEAKER_03: Accidentally send a risky text to the wrong person.
• 26:15
  SPEAKER_03: Book a spontaneous holiday, or all three?
• 26:19
  SPEAKER_01: Rich, all three.
• 26:22
  SPEAKER_04: No, I don't think you'd do the middle one.
• 26:24
  SPEAKER_04: What was the middle one?
• 26:26
  SPEAKER_04: Send a risky text to a stranger.
• 26:28
  SPEAKER_04: No, actually you wouldn't do that.
• 26:29
  SPEAKER_04: No, I don't think you would.
• 26:30
  SPEAKER_04: I think you're intentional when you send a risky text.
• 26:32
  SPEAKER_03: I am.
• 26:33
  SPEAKER_03: Um I like to get the blood flowing.
• 26:36
  SPEAKER_04: I don't think you'd book a spontaneous holiday because you like Barbados.
• 26:39
  SPEAKER_04: So I'm gonna go, yeah, yeah, option A.
• 26:42
  SPEAKER_04: Which is where I interjected immediately.
• 26:44
  SPEAKER_04: I could have not heard any of the other options and she's in.
• 26:46
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, you are correct.
• 26:48
  SPEAKER_03: She'll fight you.
• 26:49
  SPEAKER_03: And my friend Ellen does the same.
• 26:51
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 26:51
  SPEAKER_04: And we're all night out.
• 26:53
  SPEAKER_04: Well, I don't know.
• 26:54
  SPEAKER_04: Have we spoken I think we have spoken about this?
• 26:55
  SPEAKER_04: The night that you dressed up as Christine Aguilera, we met Ted Lasso.
• 26:58
  SPEAKER_04: Uh, poor Ted Lasso, poor guy didn't know what was coming, but he picked a fight with the wrong lady.
• 27:03
  SPEAKER_04: Oh dear.
• 27:04
  SPEAKER_04: He was just a bit of an arrogant chuck.
• 27:05
  SPEAKER_03: He just carried on hanging around, and I just basically was like, Why are you still here?
• 27:09
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, like a bad smell.
• 27:10
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 27:10
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 27:11
  SPEAKER_03: I had a ringside seat.
• 27:13
  SPEAKER_03: I don't even feel sorry for him, dick.
• 27:17
  SPEAKER_03: What is my biggest red flag in a man or a woman?
• 27:22
  SPEAKER_03: No multiple choice here.
• 27:26
  SPEAKER_04: I thought you've got so many.
• 27:29
  SPEAKER_03: How can we I think multiple choices required?
• 27:32
  SPEAKER_03: Oh apologies.
• 27:33
  SPEAKER_03: I did a mix.
• 27:34
  SPEAKER_03: Think about when my sister first started dating someone.
• 27:42
  SPEAKER_01: Rich.
• 27:44
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 27:44
  SPEAKER_01: Don't you get a vibe?
• 27:46
  SPEAKER_01: No, it's not a vibe.
• 27:47
  SPEAKER_04: It's not a feeling.
• 27:51
  SPEAKER_03: Do you want to tell you?
• 27:53
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 27:53
  SPEAKER_01: Because it could it could literally be a multitude of things.
• 27:56
  SPEAKER_01: Houchy feely they are.
• 27:57
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, so someone who's overfamiliar thinks they know me straight away and tries to hug me or touch me immediately.
• 28:04
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, fucked.
• 28:06
  SPEAKER_03: I am not your friend.
• 28:08
  SPEAKER_03: And now I'm even like nowhere near.
• 28:10
  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
• 28:12
  SPEAKER_03: You're a little complicated creature over there, yeah.
• 28:15
  SPEAKER_03: Well, what's something I pretend doesn't bother me, but absolutely does.
• 28:20
  SPEAKER_03: And don't say body count because it really doesn't bother me.
• 28:26
  SPEAKER_04: Oh again, this is hard because you're quite black and white.
• 28:31
  SPEAKER_04: Schwarzen Deweiss.
• 28:33
  SPEAKER_04: I'm trying to be in the grey area, but it doesn't happen.
• 28:35
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, you're you don't operate in the grey.
• 28:39
  SPEAKER_04: It's not one of your colours.
• 28:42
  SPEAKER_03: And you can't name a person.
• 28:47
  SPEAKER_04: People shitty boyfriends.
• 28:49
  SPEAKER_04: Sorry.
• 28:49
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, yeah.
• 28:50
  SPEAKER_04: People shitty boyfriends.
• 28:51
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, you can have that as one of them.
• 28:52
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 28:52
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 28:54
  SPEAKER_04: Thank you.
• 28:54
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 28:55
  SPEAKER_03: Pretending you're okay with them, but really.
• 28:57
  unknown: No.
• 28:58
  SPEAKER_03: 10.
• 28:59
  SPEAKER_03: If I called you at 2am and said I need you, what would you assumed?
• 29:03
  SPEAKER_03: What would you assume had happened?
• 29:07
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, yeah.
• 29:08
  SPEAKER_04: Uh, you're drunk and you got stuck in Northleach and Lucy Jam on holidays, so you have nowhere to stay.
• 29:13
  SPEAKER_04: And you gotta get back from the dogs.
• 29:15
  SPEAKER_04: That is about right, actually.
• 29:17
  SPEAKER_04: But I have to go to the dogs first, let them out, and then come to you.
• 29:19
  SPEAKER_04: I do have here stranded somewhere drunk.
• 29:26
  SPEAKER_04: But I think in that situation, your priority would be the dogs.
• 29:29
  SPEAKER_04: He'd be like, Can you go to the dogs?
• 29:30
  SPEAKER_04: I'm gonna get an Uber home.
• 29:31
  SPEAKER_04: And then I would then have paranoia that you're in an Uber on your own with a man, and I'd make you share your location like I did the other day.
• 29:37
  SPEAKER_03: I did tell Rich the other day, actually, about you threatening that taxi driver on a night home night out from Cheltenham.
• 29:43
  SPEAKER_03: Do you remember you took pictures of his taxi and him?
• 29:46
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, I told him I was watching him.
• 29:47
  SPEAKER_04: I was like, I know what you look like, I will find you.
• 29:49
  SPEAKER_04: And if she ends up in a ditch tomorrow, I'm coming for you.
• 29:52
  SPEAKER_03: And then when you got closer home, yeah, I stopped because there was no signal and she exiting herself.
• 29:59
  SPEAKER_03: Right about now, she's got her knickers off.
• 30:02
  SPEAKER_04: Honestly, the panic, and but then I was like, so all the things going through my head, so obviously your friend can share a location, fine.
• 30:08
  SPEAKER_04: But I was like, hang on, what if on the drive back he's chugged live out somewhere, but her phone is still in the car?
• 30:14
  SPEAKER_04: I was like, just because that's her location doesn't mean it's hers.
• 30:16
  SPEAKER_04: Then I was getting all paranoid, and then yeah, when she came into the village.
• 30:19
  SPEAKER_03: What question did you ask me to prove it was me?
• 30:22
  SPEAKER_04: We'd have to find it and dig it out.
• 30:24
  SPEAKER_04: But it was something really neat.
• 30:25
  SPEAKER_03: How often do I nearly shit my pants?
• 30:27
  SPEAKER_04: Something along those lines, maybe where did I last shit myself?
• 30:31
  SPEAKER_04: That's privileged information.
• 30:34
  SPEAKER_04: Um it was it was definitely there was a test to make sure it was you.
• 30:38
  SPEAKER_04: But yeah, obviously, as you come into the village, your signal drops out, so then your dot stops moving.
• 30:41
  SPEAKER_04: I was like, She's not home, she isn't home, where is she?
• 30:44
  SPEAKER_04: And then when you then got in, I was like, Are you alive and well?
• 30:47
  SPEAKER_04: Please confirm you're alive and well.
• 30:48
  SPEAKER_04: Oh fucking hell.
• 30:49
  SPEAKER_04: I don't like people going in taxis on their own.
• 30:52
  SPEAKER_03: So this is a bonus round.
• 30:55
  SPEAKER_03: There are no wrong answers.
• 30:56
  SPEAKER_04: Oh, okay, fun.
• 30:58
  SPEAKER_03: I'll just be intrigued to see what you think.
• 30:59
  SPEAKER_04: Okay, can we agree that we go like gut feel whatever comes to your mind first, buzz in.
• 31:05
  SPEAKER_03: Mm-hmm.
• 31:06
  SPEAKER_03: What do you think my worst personality trait is?
• 31:10
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, yeah.
• 31:11
  SPEAKER_04: That sometimes I think you cut people off too quickly, men specifically, because you think they are a walking red flag or they're a misogynist.
• 31:23
  SPEAKER_04: You've got the biggest heart, but sometimes with men more so than women, you can be really quick to cut them off.
• 31:29
  SPEAKER_04: Agreed.
• 31:30
  SPEAKER_04: But I think that's a self-protection thing.
• 31:31
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, agreed.
• 31:34
  SPEAKER_01: Overthink.
• 31:36
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 31:36
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, do you think?
• 31:37
  SPEAKER_03: I do overthink.
• 31:38
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 31:39
  SPEAKER_03: Like when I leave here and I go, I don't know if that content hit.
• 31:44
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 31:45
  SPEAKER_04: Something just I think you overthink about the weird things.
• 31:48
  SPEAKER_04: I'm like, you're joking, that was great.
• 31:49
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, yeah.
• 31:50
  SPEAKER_04: And then you listen to it and go, oh, there's Regan Ibsen.
• 31:52
  SPEAKER_04: I thought it was really fucking funny.
• 31:54
  SPEAKER_04: Um no one needs to troll you, you troll yourself.
• 31:57
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, you do.
• 31:58
  SPEAKER_03: What do you think is my best personality trait?
• 32:01
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, yeah.
• 32:03
  SPEAKER_04: That with the right people, you are the most open-hearted, kind, and generous person.
• 32:09
  SPEAKER_04: And you'll do you'll do anything for any of your friends, but you've got to be in that immediate circle.
• 32:13
  SPEAKER_04: Like, circle of trust is so fucking real.
• 32:15
  SPEAKER_04: Like, if you're not in that circle, see you later, you won't get that soft, gooe centre.
• 32:20
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, and I agree, because a lot of people, when they first met me, I mean there was a nickname going around, I was Snow White and I was cold, but I'm normally like that.
• 32:28
  SPEAKER_03: Like you don't get access to me 100%.
• 32:32
  SPEAKER_03: I'm normally like that if I get a vibe, my level of discernment is strong.
• 32:38
  SPEAKER_03: Um, and yeah, you don't get access to me.
• 32:42
  SPEAKER_04: I like that.
• 32:43
  SPEAKER_03: Best personality trait, Rich?
• 32:45
  SPEAKER_01: No, I agree with what you said.
• 32:47
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, okay.
• 32:48
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, he's taking yours.
• 32:50
  SPEAKER_01: Sherry.
• 32:51
  SPEAKER_04: He's not taking my point, so fuck off.
• 32:54
  SPEAKER_03: What's one thing you know about me that most people listening wouldn't believe?
• 32:58
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, yeah.
• 32:59
  SPEAKER_04: Go on.
• 33:00
  SPEAKER_04: You let's what's the boat story about someone?
• 33:03
  SPEAKER_04: Do they snort coke off you on a boat?
• 33:06
  SPEAKER_04: Can we talk about that?
• 33:09
  SPEAKER_04: Because this links in really nicely with but he had a boat.
• 33:13
  SPEAKER_03: It wasn't on a boat, was it not?
• 33:15
  SPEAKER_03: I was in his Bentley.
• 33:17
  SPEAKER_03: Oh wow!
• 33:19
  SPEAKER_04: Ah, this is the same guy with the boat, though.
• 33:24
  SPEAKER_04: Share with the group, Olivia.
• 33:25
  SPEAKER_04: Share, share.
• 33:26
  SPEAKER_03: I am not expanding on that.
• 33:27
  SPEAKER_03: You what you see is what you get.
• 33:29
  SPEAKER_03: Um and just for the reference, it was off my ass.
• 33:37
  SPEAKER_03: Nothing nothing else.
• 33:40
  SPEAKER_03: Um, and the last question: what's something you think I'm completely delusional about?
• 33:45
  SPEAKER_03: And do not say this fucking podcast, I'll kill you both.
• 33:49
  SPEAKER_03: No, not at all.
• 33:50
  SPEAKER_01: Um that is a hard one.
• 33:55
  SPEAKER_04: When you say delusional, do you mean delusional in like a that's really unrealistic?
• 33:59
  unknown: Yes.
• 34:01
  SPEAKER_04: I don't think you're delusional, but if anything, I'd say you're the opposite.
• 34:04
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 34:05
  SPEAKER_04: In some ways, I think you think things won't happen to you.
• 34:08
  unknown: Yeah.
• 34:09
  SPEAKER_04: But actually I agree.
• 34:10
  SPEAKER_04: But actually, they will.
• 34:12
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 34:13
  SPEAKER_03: Anything you think I'm delusional about?
• 34:15
  SPEAKER_01: When you say it's not going to be a messy night.
• 34:18
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, that's fair.
• 34:18
  SPEAKER_04: Your Dululu will become trulu.
• 34:21
  SPEAKER_03: When I say it's not going to be a messy night and I say I'm going to rein it in.
• 34:24
  SPEAKER_03: I never am.
• 34:26
  SPEAKER_03: Never.
• 34:27
  SPEAKER_03: It's not happening.
• 34:28
  SPEAKER_03: Um, anyway, here ends your quiz of how well do you know Liv?
• 34:32
  SPEAKER_03: And I would say you both did a very good job.
• 34:34
  SPEAKER_03: Thank you.
• 34:34
  SPEAKER_04: Do you know what I think we should do next week?
• 34:36
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 34:36
  SPEAKER_04: Is and maybe over the next few weeks is switch it so we do one for me and then do one for Rich as well.
• 34:40
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, why not?
• 34:40
  SPEAKER_04: I think that's quite fun.
• 34:41
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 34:42
  SPEAKER_04: No, you do different questions.
• 34:43
  SPEAKER_04: Get the listens to us.
• 34:45
  SPEAKER_04: Why not?
• 34:45
  SPEAKER_04: Okay, I've got I've got some icks for you.
• 34:48
  SPEAKER_04: Go on.
• 34:48
  SPEAKER_04: One of them I witnessed first hand the other day.
• 34:51
  SPEAKER_04: Men in small cars.
• 34:53
  SPEAKER_04: Oh my god, I wholeheartedly agree.
• 34:55
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 34:55
  SPEAKER_04: And I'd never put the two and two together, and I watched someone get into a small car and I went, Oh.
• 35:01
  SPEAKER_04: Off he goes in his biscuit tin.
• 35:03
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 35:04
  SPEAKER_04: And I feel like when you're like 17 and learning how to drive and it's your first car, absolutely fine.
• 35:08
  SPEAKER_04: You want something with not much power.
• 35:10
  SPEAKER_04: When you're 30.
• 35:11
  SPEAKER_03: He's literally rattling around in it like the last quality street that no one wants.
• 35:15
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 35:16
  SPEAKER_04: So everyone.
• 35:17
  SPEAKER_03: Do you think it's his car though?
• 35:18
  SPEAKER_04: Or do you think it's like his girlfriend?
• 35:19
  SPEAKER_04: It was his mum's car.
• 35:20
  SPEAKER_04: Oh man.
• 35:22
  SPEAKER_04: Kind of makes it worse.
• 35:22
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 35:23
  SPEAKER_04: Ick.
• 35:23
  SPEAKER_04: Um, so yeah, that's I saw it and I um okay.
• 35:27
  SPEAKER_04: This is another one that I I saw as well the other day.
• 35:30
  SPEAKER_04: Men in flared jeans.
• 35:32
  SPEAKER_04: You are not having a back baby.
• 35:34
  SPEAKER_04: Boot cut for the win.
• 35:36
  SPEAKER_04: Flared jeans.
• 35:36
  SPEAKER_04: We are back.
• 35:38
  SPEAKER_03: Nah.
• 35:39
  SPEAKER_03: Can I add to that men in shorts?
• 35:41
  SPEAKER_04: What's a jort?
• 35:42
  SPEAKER_03: You know, I've what you were wearing the other day.
• 35:44
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I've got jeans shorts.
• 35:47
  SPEAKER_03: I've got I've seen men in shorts.
• 35:48
  SPEAKER_04: You've spoken that's before.
• 35:49
  SPEAKER_04: They don't offend me.
• 35:50
  SPEAKER_04: I prefer a jeans.
• 35:51
  SPEAKER_04: Bye, bye-bye.
• 35:52
  SPEAKER_04: That's what it's giving.
• 35:53
  unknown: Bye-bye.
• 35:53
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 35:54
  SPEAKER_04: Um, I prefer I prefer a chino short, but jean shorts don't offend me.
• 35:58
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, but they're like slightly longer.
• 35:59
  SPEAKER_03: Do you know what I mean?
• 36:00
  SPEAKER_03: They're like below the knee.
• 36:01
  SPEAKER_03: It's giving Tony Hawks, you're wearing DCs.
• 36:04
  SPEAKER_03: Below the knee.
• 36:04
  SPEAKER_03: Skateboard park, yeah.
• 36:06
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, uh right, now I'm with you with the chain hanging out of the back pocket in that.
• 36:09
  SPEAKER_04: No, thank you.
• 36:11
  SPEAKER_04: Um, and then there's something else I thought you would enjoy.
• 36:13
  SPEAKER_04: So you know you said one of your icks was men being pumped up in the barber chair.
• 36:19
  SPEAKER_04: So the other day somebody went to the dentist, and obviously the dentist is like you sit up and then they crack you back with the button, and they said all they could think about was the barber chair ick.
• 36:31
  SPEAKER_04: Ha ha.
• 36:32
  SPEAKER_03: So yeah.
• 36:32
  SPEAKER_03: I'm here, I'm here all week.
• 36:35
  SPEAKER_04: Enjoyed.
• 36:36
  SPEAKER_04: He ends a mice.
• 36:38
  SPEAKER_03: Can I just add?
• 36:40
  SPEAKER_03: So, you know, I said, for fuck's sake, no more slug chat.
• 36:44
  SPEAKER_03: Give me that slug chat.
• 36:46
  SPEAKER_03: Right.
• 36:48
  SPEAKER_03: One of our girls.
• 36:50
  SPEAKER_03: Here we go.
• 36:51
  SPEAKER_00: A slug update for Charlie.
• 36:53
  SPEAKER_00: This is a slug update.
• 36:54
  SPEAKER_00: So I obviously, as you know, live in a little basement for that and work in a very popular, busy uh hotel.
• 37:02
  SPEAKER_00: And Thursday I had to stay overnight, so I did like a 24-hour, 48-hour shift.
• 37:09
  SPEAKER_00: I got back to my house last night, so Friday night at um just gone midnight, and I turned on the light in my bedroom, and there was a slug on the skirting board, and I couldn't bring myself to touch it, so it's now just living in my bedroom, and Slinx is even scared of it.
• 37:32
  SPEAKER_00: Um, so yeah, I have a new roommate.
• 37:38
  SPEAKER_03: So Slinks is her sausage dog, Mr.
• 37:40
  SPEAKER_03: Slinks.
• 37:41
  SPEAKER_03: Oh Mr.
• 37:42
  SPEAKER_03: Slinks, so even he is scared of it.
• 37:44
  SPEAKER_03: Go on, the slug.
• 37:46
  SPEAKER_03: After you said it, I was like, let's not bring up slugs anymore.
• 37:48
  SPEAKER_03: And then she voice noted me.
• 37:49
  SPEAKER_03: I was like, I'm just gonna have to add it in because everyone's fucking loving slug chat and I hate it.
• 37:54
  SPEAKER_04: What I enjoyed about that is when she said, I've got a new roommate.
• 37:58
  SPEAKER_04: She wouldn't get rid of it.
• 37:59
  SPEAKER_04: We want an update, we want an update.
• 38:00
  SPEAKER_04: Is it still living there?
• 38:01
  SPEAKER_04: No one's pouring salt on a slug inside.
• 38:04
  SPEAKER_04: Imagine that exploding all over your shoes.
• 38:06
  SPEAKER_04: No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
• 38:08
  SPEAKER_03: Okay, this or that.
• 38:11
  SPEAKER_03: Be stood up on a first date or have to sit through a four-hour first date with someone you have zero chemistry with.
• 38:18
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, be stood up.
• 38:19
  SPEAKER_04: Save my time.
• 38:20
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, save my time.
• 38:21
  SPEAKER_04: I don't want to spend time on you if you're dick.
• 38:23
  SPEAKER_03: Would you rather have to narrate everything you do out loud or never be able to explain yourself ever again?
• 38:31
  SPEAKER_04: Never be able to explain myself again.
• 38:33
  SPEAKER_03: Really?
• 38:33
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 38:34
  SPEAKER_04: I think I've got logic up here.
• 38:36
  SPEAKER_04: So everything I do would make sense.
• 38:38
  SPEAKER_03: Would you rather date someone your friends hate or someone your family loves but you find boring?
• 38:45
  SPEAKER_04: Ooh, uh, they're both really hard because I don't want to date anyone boring, but I don't want to date someone that my friends don't like.
• 38:53
  SPEAKER_04: I'm gonna go someone my friends don't like.
• 38:56
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, yeah.
• 38:57
  SPEAKER_03: Fair, I agree.
• 38:58
  SPEAKER_03: Would you rather lose all your photos or all your texts forever?
• 39:03
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, all my texts.
• 39:04
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 39:05
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 39:06
  SPEAKER_03: Would you rather your partner be terrible at gift giving or terrible at remembering important dates?
• 39:13
  SPEAKER_04: Terrible at gift giving.
• 39:14
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 39:14
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 39:16
  SPEAKER_03: And last one, would you rather wake up one day with everyone having forgotten who you are or you having forgotten who everyone else is?
• 39:28
  SPEAKER_04: Ooh, I mean, I've been in a position of head injury where I've forgotten a lot of stuff.
• 39:35
  SPEAKER_04: Um I'd rather everyone forget who I am.
• 39:41
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, yeah, because then I could rebuild with the people that I know and like and cut out all the other fuckers.
• 39:50
  SPEAKER_04: Good point.
• 39:50
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 39:51
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 39:51
  SPEAKER_04: Alright.
• 39:52
  SPEAKER_04: Whereas forgetting stuff, like side note, serious chat.
• 39:55
  SPEAKER_04: Have you ever had ever had a hindry head injury?
• 39:57
  SPEAKER_04: Can't get my words out now, it is horrible.
• 39:59
  SPEAKER_04: When you can't remember stuff.
• 40:01
  SPEAKER_04: I remember peak concussion recently.
• 40:04
  SPEAKER_04: I opened the fridge door to get a kiwi and I forgot.
• 40:06
  SPEAKER_04: As soon as I opened the door, I forgot what I'd gone in there for.
• 40:08
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 40:09
  SPEAKER_04: It's horrible.
• 40:10
  SPEAKER_04: Would not recommend.
• 40:11
  SPEAKER_04: Stay safe out there, kids.
• 40:12
  SPEAKER_04: Wear protection.
• 40:13
  SPEAKER_04: Wear protection.
• 40:15
  SPEAKER_04: P safe, PC.
• 40:17
  SPEAKER_04: Right, are you ready?
• 40:18
  SPEAKER_04: I'm ready.
• 40:18
  SPEAKER_04: Okay, would you rather have your ex publicly post about your breakup or have your mum do it?
• 40:27
  SPEAKER_03: They're both terrible.
• 40:30
  SPEAKER_03: Um I think I'd rather heeded it because that would give me a laugh.
• 40:35
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 40:35
  SPEAKER_04: Okay.
• 40:36
  SPEAKER_04: Uh would you rather be in a relationship where you never argue or one where you argue but always resolve it?
• 40:43
  SPEAKER_04: Always resolve it.
• 40:44
  SPEAKER_05: Really?
• 40:44
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 40:45
  SPEAKER_04: Interesting.
• 40:46
  SPEAKER_04: Uh would you rather be unable to use your phone for a week or be unable to leave your house for a week?
• 40:53
  SPEAKER_04: What's the first part?
• 40:54
  SPEAKER_04: Unable to use your phone or unable to leave your house.
• 41:00
  SPEAKER_03: Unable to leave my house.
• 41:02
  unknown: Really?
• 41:02
  SPEAKER_03: No, unable to leave my phone.
• 41:03
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, I was gonna say, trapped by COVID all over again.
• 41:06
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, good point.
• 41:07
  SPEAKER_04: Um would you rather shoot your shot and get rejected or never know what could have happened?
• 41:12
  SPEAKER_04: Uh shoot my shot every time.
• 41:14
  SPEAKER_04: Would you rather live in a world where everyone can hear your thoughts for one day or you can hear everyone else's thoughts for one day?
• 41:21
  SPEAKER_03: Everyone else's, because no one wants to fucking hear mine.
• 41:24
  SPEAKER_03: You'd all fucking hate me.
• 41:25
  SPEAKER_03: But imagine how overstimulating that would be.
• 41:27
  SPEAKER_03: I'd be alright with it.
• 41:28
  SPEAKER_03: Do you think?
• 41:28
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 41:29
  SPEAKER_04: Or I'd be like, shut up.
• 41:30
  SPEAKER_04: Shut down.
• 41:30
  SPEAKER_04: Too many tabs are open.
• 41:32
  SPEAKER_04: Close them.
• 41:33
  SPEAKER_04: Uh would you rather be cheated on and find out, or be cheated on and never know?
• 41:39
  SPEAKER_03: Find out.
• 41:40
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 41:41
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, 100%.
• 41:42
  unknown: Yeah.
• 41:43
  SPEAKER_04: Wholeheartedly agree.
• 41:47
  SPEAKER_04: Reasons I can't discuss, but everyone understands.
• 41:49
  SPEAKER_04: You'd rather know.
• 41:51
  SPEAKER_03: Right, so before we finish, I have a random thought for you.
• 41:57
  SPEAKER_03: Go on.
• 41:58
  SPEAKER_03: How would you share your engagement with everyone?
• 42:04
  SPEAKER_03: Um would use social media.
• 42:08
  SPEAKER_04: Here's my thoughts.
• 42:09
  SPEAKER_04: Immediate circle.
• 42:11
  SPEAKER_04: I think it's nice to tell people in person if you can.
• 42:17
  SPEAKER_04: Then next on my list would be FaceTime.
• 42:20
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 42:20
  SPEAKER_04: Then next on my list would be a message.
• 42:24
  SPEAKER_04: Once I think your immediate circle, no, I think I'd probably then enjoy a bit of the privacy of like enjoying the moment for like a while.
• 42:36
  SPEAKER_04: And then I might consider putting something on social media, but like for me, I'd probably post it on my private Instagram account that only certain people are on.
• 42:44
  SPEAKER_03: Not on my noticed anything that I've posted this week.
• 42:49
  SPEAKER_03: Never relax.
• 42:50
  SPEAKER_03: Because I will screenshot your close friends and post it on mine.
• 42:56
  SPEAKER_04: Never relax.
• 42:56
  SPEAKER_04: I was presenting then.
• 42:57
  SPEAKER_04: I was like, sorry, is this you announcing that you're engaged?
• 42:59
  SPEAKER_04: And I didn't know about it.
• 43:00
  SPEAKER_04: No, no, no, no, no.
• 43:02
  SPEAKER_04: Stay tactic.
• 43:03
  SPEAKER_04: Um, but yeah, no, I think I think there's um something nice about enjoying something for yourselves without feeling the need to post it on social media.
• 43:16
  SPEAKER_04: And I understand I'm completely contradicting myself here as someone that has a public Instagram account that I do post a lot of stuff on.
• 43:25
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 43:26
  SPEAKER_04: But I'm also, if you look at my two accounts, very, very different.
• 43:30
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, completely different.
• 43:31
  SPEAKER_04: So yeah, so I think that's how I would approach it.
• 43:33
  SPEAKER_04: How do you approach it?
• 43:35
  SPEAKER_03: Two there's one or two ways.
• 43:37
  SPEAKER_03: I'd either tell my immediate and then let them beat the jungle drum.
• 43:42
  SPEAKER_03: Yes, nice, yes.
• 43:43
  SPEAKER_03: Or just to fuck with you all, I'd probably just post a photo of my hand on my stories in a minute.
• 43:49
  SPEAKER_03: Whoever gets there gets there.
• 43:50
  SPEAKER_04: No, I don't like that.
• 43:52
  SPEAKER_04: Or we could do a Lucy and wait until you're married and then drop.
• 43:57
  SPEAKER_04: Got married, bitches.
• 43:58
  SPEAKER_04: Why not?
• 43:59
  SPEAKER_04: Wow.
• 43:59
  SPEAKER_04: I could do that.
• 44:00
  SPEAKER_04: But I quite like now some people, I know there's a lot of influence with this because of AI and people not wanting to post photos of their babies.
• 44:07
  SPEAKER_04: What I really like is a lot of people aren't even posting on their socials that they're pregnant, and then it's just like bam, I've had a baby, and you're like, whoa, where did that come from?
• 44:15
  SPEAKER_04: But also at the same time, I'm like, your immediate people who are in your circle will know stuff about your life.
• 44:20
  SPEAKER_04: Like social media only tells a certain story.
• 44:22
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 44:23
  SPEAKER_04: And like I put a thing up without getting too deep, I put a thing up the other day, like I like to do like a little monthly wrap-up post on my socials, and I put one up on my public Instagram that was basically just like 10 photos of like what I'd been up to over the month.
• 44:35
  SPEAKER_04: Most of it was either being on a pony near a pony, uh, near a pub, or like doing nice things outside.
• 44:42
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 44:43
  SPEAKER_04: But one of the things I put in the post is that what you can't see is okay, that all looks really glorious on the outside.
• 44:50
  SPEAKER_04: But actually, within that month, I basically had a bit of a Menti B and had to take a day off work for a mental health day.
• 44:56
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 44:57
  SPEAKER_04: And we obviously went and had a nice- What she spent with me.
• 44:59
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 45:00
  SPEAKER_04: We went swimming and I sat and read a book and turned my phone off and didn't speak to anyone.
• 45:05
  SPEAKER_04: And I think it's things like that that people don't see.
• 45:08
  SPEAKER_04: Um, is okay, everything might look nice and rosy on the surface, but actually, that's a version of yourself that you're putting out there.
• 45:14
  SPEAKER_04: The people closest to you will know what's really, really going on.
• 45:18
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, agreed.
• 45:19
  SPEAKER_04: So, yeah, that's my thoughts on it.
• 45:20
  SPEAKER_04: Agreed.
• 45:21
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
• 45:23
  SPEAKER_03: So basically, you won't know I'm engaged until my wedding day.
• 45:27
  SPEAKER_03: No, don't do that to me.
• 45:29
  SPEAKER_04: No?
• 45:29
  SPEAKER_04: No.
• 45:30
  SPEAKER_04: No?
• 45:30
  SPEAKER_03: Tell me.
• 45:31
  SPEAKER_03: I'll tell you, but maybe if it's just you and I, maybe you and I are the only ones that should know.
• 45:35
  SPEAKER_03: If you get engaged, do the same thing with me.
• 45:37
  SPEAKER_03: We won't even tell our parents or significant others will just decide we're doing it.
• 45:42
  SPEAKER_04: And that's on the podcast.
• 45:43
  SPEAKER_03: Bam! By the way, Charlie, you're now engaged to Charlie.
• 45:46
  SPEAKER_03: He just has no idea.
• 45:49
  SPEAKER_03: Honest a fuck.
• 45:50
  SPEAKER_03: I'd love that.
• 45:52
  SPEAKER_03: Um, do you have any random thoughts for me?
• 45:54
  SPEAKER_03: No, I don't know.
• 45:55
  SPEAKER_04: Oh no, I know.
• 45:56
  SPEAKER_04: I'm sorry.
• 45:56
  SPEAKER_04: I did write down um nice news on Instagram.
• 45:59
  SPEAKER_04: So just as a reminder for anybody who wants some like wholesome reading and to get away from the neggy news that's out there, um, there are quite a few we'll maybe share some of the posts on the stories, but there's quite a few nice Instagram post uh pages that share positive news from across the world, which just like lightens up your day a little bit.
• 46:18
  SPEAKER_04: All right, but if you want to find out about sea turtles numbers going up or panda population has recovered, or sea monkeys in the office.
• 46:26
  SPEAKER_04: Sea monkeys in the office.
• 46:27
  SPEAKER_04: I did see something the other day that uh a tiger has been re-released into Kazakhstan.
• 46:31
  SPEAKER_04: That's like the first one in like however many years.
• 46:33
  SPEAKER_04: I think they basically went extinct in Kazakhstan.
• 46:35
  SPEAKER_04: They've now released one, which is rogue.
• 46:37
  SPEAKER_04: So if you want nice news like that, get yourself over onto the Instagram.
• 46:40
  SPEAKER_02: Fucking hell.
• 46:41
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 46:41
  SPEAKER_02: Alright.
• 46:42
  SPEAKER_02: Okay, well, we'll fuck off for the week then.
• 46:44
  SPEAKER_02: All right.
• 46:45
  SPEAKER_02: Until next Friday, stay toxic.