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Why Dodgers had UNFAIR advantage in World Series & EXCLUSIVE review of Sydney Sweeney's boxing movie · The Paulie & Tony Fusco Show

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  Speaker 2: Time to get into a top story, all right, First,
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  Speaker 2: out the gate, big news out of the NFL trade deadline, well,
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  Speaker 2: actually the only news since it was totally boring otherwise. Anyway,
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  Speaker 2: the Jets trading away the whole team, sending Sauce Gardner
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  Speaker 2: to the Colts and Quinnin Williams to the Cowboys.
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  Speaker 1: Gonna be even trade there.
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  Speaker 2: But you know, people saying that this could be a
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  Speaker 2: terrible for New York.
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  Speaker 1: What That's not true though, No.
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  Speaker 3: No, it all depends on how you look at it.
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  Speaker 3: If you see these Jets trades as a football move,
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  Speaker 3: then yes, it's terrible. But if you view it as
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  Speaker 3: a hostage release, then it's great. I mean, New York
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  Speaker 3: right now is basically the Middle East. There's a lot
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  Speaker 3: of chaos, unrest, and it's run by a guy named Zohan.
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  Speaker 1: So anytime we can.
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  Speaker 3: Get hostages out of the Middle East, isn't that a
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  Speaker 3: good thing, great.
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  Speaker 2: Thoughtful perspective that DONI and you know, as we say
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  Speaker 2: every week on the show, we don't like to get
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  Speaker 2: political on this show except for the three minutes when.
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  Speaker 1: We discuss politics every week.
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  Speaker 2: Then right now we have to react to this Zohann
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  Speaker 2: election because it's truly changing the face of sports already,
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  Speaker 2: is it?
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  Speaker 1: A Dony?
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  Speaker 3: Absolutely, My sources tell me now that he's mayor of
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  Speaker 3: New York, Zohan is planning to reduce the payrolls for
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  Speaker 3: both the Mets and the Yankees to just five thousand
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  Speaker 3: dollars per year. In fact, Aaron Judges being forced to
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  Speaker 3: renegotiate his contract where he'll be paid solely and loaves
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  Speaker 3: of bread, and Juan Soto is interviewing for part time
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  Speaker 3: work as a cobbler just to make ends meet.
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  Speaker 1: Wow, just amazing inside sourcing that Dony.
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  Speaker 2: You know, you know, the only slight issue with all
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  Speaker 2: of this is that it continues to give the Dodgers
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  Speaker 2: the advantage here. In fact, Jason Delcey came out on
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  Speaker 2: his podcast New Heights, which you know is just a
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  Speaker 2: total blatant copy of the show, clearly to talking football first,
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  Speaker 2: and he just act like it was his anyway, Jason
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  Speaker 2: Delzy comes out and says, quote, baseball sucks. You just
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  Speaker 2: buy World Series championships. It's the dumbest thing in the world.
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  Speaker 1: Wow.
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  Speaker 2: And well, Jason Delcey is just totally missing the point.
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  Speaker 1: Doesn't eat donate one hundred percent.
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  Speaker 3: Personally, I think it's great that now you can buy championships.
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  Speaker 3: People think that the Phillies are just a couple of
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  Speaker 3: big time players away from a World Series.
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  Speaker 1: No, No, that's wrong. What we clearly need are more owners. Yep.
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  Speaker 3: By my calculations, if we can just round up two
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  Speaker 3: or three more billionaire owners, then the Phillies will have
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  Speaker 3: more than enough money to buy a World Series up
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  Speaker 3: or even six or seven. Couldn't agree more, Doty.
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  Speaker 2: In fact, the other day I heard someone talking about
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  Speaker 2: the top Phillies prospects in free agency and they said,
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  Speaker 2: beat Alonzo and Alex Bregman. No, And I said, wrong, exactly,
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  Speaker 2: we need to go after Elon Musk and the Facebook guy,
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  Speaker 2: you know exactly.
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  Speaker 3: And if that doesn't work, then you know, you just
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  Speaker 3: do a kickstarter.
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  Speaker 2: You're always an option that Doty, And you know a
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  Speaker 2: lot of people they're saying that there's really no way
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  Speaker 2: to stop the Dodgers from winning it all again.
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  Speaker 1: Well, that's not true at all, right, don'ty No, I mean,
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  Speaker 1: obviously there's a clear solution.
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  Speaker 2: Ice exactly, it's sitting right there obvious anyway, Yeah, talking
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  Speaker 2: about obvious. Another angle that I hear nobody in the
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  Speaker 2: lazy media talking about. There's clearly another reason why the
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  Speaker 2: Dodgers had an unfair advantage in this series.
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  Speaker 1: They have a later bedtime.
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  Speaker 2: They play on the West Coast, So when all these
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  Speaker 2: games going extras, well I felt sorry for the Blue Jays,
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  Speaker 2: you know, because it was way past their bedtime in
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  Speaker 2: their home time zone, didn't you.
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  Speaker 1: Of course?
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  Speaker 3: You know, people keep saying that the Blue Jays base
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  Speaker 3: runner got caught napping on third base. Well, yeah, exactly,
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  Speaker 3: he must have literally been falling asleep because it was
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  Speaker 3: way past his bedtime. You know, when you look at it,
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  Speaker 3: if the game had been played on Sunday instead of Saturday,
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  Speaker 3: the Blue Jays would have gotten an extra hour of
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  Speaker 3: sleep due to daylight savings time, and that would have
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  Speaker 3: changed the whole series.
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  Speaker 1: Would have changed everything.
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  Speaker 2: Just great baseball and also time analysis that Dody, and
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  Speaker 2: you know it must be said, the biggest injustice in
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  Speaker 2: this world series is obviously that show Heyo, Donnie's translator
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  Speaker 2: and private beta Masuhara was unfairly not allowed to bet
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  Speaker 2: on the outcome due to being in prison. And uh,
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  Speaker 2: you know, right now, Tony, you gotta say, well, if
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  Speaker 2: he had been allowed to bet, he would have been
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  Speaker 2: a billion at ten times over by now, wouldn't they?
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  Speaker 3: When you think about it, the only logical explanation is
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  Speaker 3: that Draft Kings and FanDuel had Ebey locked up just
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  Speaker 3: because it was the only way to keep him from
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  Speaker 3: bankrupting their companies.
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  Speaker 2: It's clearly the only explanation, don'ty. So as we mentioned.
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  Speaker 1: The top, you know, the Eagles were on a.
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  Speaker 2: Bye week, right, so me and Tony we had some
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  Speaker 2: extra time, you know, to take in some movies.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, you know.
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  Speaker 2: And by the way, you know, people that complained to us,
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  Speaker 2: these idiots come up to us, so they say, why
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  Speaker 2: don't you talk women's sports on your shoe, kid?
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  Speaker 1: And we talk it all the time, all the.
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  Speaker 2: Time, every nine to ten weeks, exactly this week right now,
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  Speaker 2: to please all of you whatever, we're going to discuss
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  Speaker 2: the sport of women's boxing, okay, and the new movie
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  Speaker 2: which just came out starring Sidney Sweetey. Y'are in our
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  Speaker 2: segment Bolly and Dony at the Movies, Bally in Tony
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  Speaker 2: at the Movies.
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  Speaker 1: And Donny Donny.
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  Speaker 2: Well, there's just so much to say about this movie,
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  Speaker 2: but we got to start with the just incredible performance
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  Speaker 2: by Sidney Sweetey.
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  Speaker 3: Don't wait, absolutely, you know, to truly understand the magnitude
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  Speaker 3: of her performance, you need to truly understand one thing,
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  Speaker 3: the physical transformation exactly. That's why before we talk about
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  Speaker 3: the movie, it's so important to examine photos of Sidney
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  Speaker 3: Sweeney in the movie and before in real life. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: put up the picture of Sidney Sweeney in that movie. Okay, now,
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  Speaker 3: put up the picture of her the other day at
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  Speaker 3: that event where she's wearing that silvery dress. Just look
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  Speaker 3: here at the physical tren Yeah, I'm sure right now,
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  Speaker 3: your eyes are obviously drawn to her hair. You know,
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  Speaker 3: in the movie her hair is brown, but as you
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  Speaker 3: can see here in this photo, her hair is blonde.
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  Speaker 3: In fact, I was so stunned by this physical transformation
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  Speaker 3: that I found myself staring at this photo the whole
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  Speaker 3: way through this movie. In fact, that one time I
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  Speaker 3: had to go to the bathroom because the movie was
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  Speaker 3: distracting me from looking at this photo and the physical transformation.
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  Speaker 2: Say, man, Donny, you know, I would love to comment
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  Speaker 2: on the movie, but I really can't because I was
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  Speaker 2: just so distracted by the physical transformation, you.
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  Speaker 3: Know exactly, And that really speaks volumes about just how
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  Speaker 3: hugely incredible she is in her performance, you know, in
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  Speaker 3: the physical transformation.
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  Speaker 2: Amaz, you just have to admire the size of her
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  Speaker 2: you know, talentl llan exactly.
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  Speaker 1: There's so much to admire. In fact, can you zoom
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  Speaker 1: in on that photo? Zoom?
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  Speaker 3: They just I just want our audience to fully appreciate
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  Speaker 3: the physical transformation.
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  Speaker 1: Can you zoom zoom in?
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  Speaker 4: What are you doing I can clearly see what you're
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  Speaker 4: doing here?
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  Speaker 1: What are you doing here?
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  Speaker 3: We are trying to celebrate women, and you're rudely into
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  Speaker 3: celebrating women.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it was celebrating women. Are you're standing in the way? Believable?
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  Speaker 4: You're clearly using this movie review just to stare at
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  Speaker 4: her picture and make her an object. It's it's a
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  Speaker 4: little weird.
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  Speaker 2: Oh well, after the show, you're going to be staring
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  Speaker 2: down the barrel of my gun.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, and every woman turns you into an object they
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  Speaker 3: object to talking to you.
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  Speaker 2: Oh now, shut up, stop talking here. We are trying
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  Speaker 2: to celebrate women.
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  Speaker 1: Exactly.
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  Speaker 2: You can't have you can't have him on the screen
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  Speaker 2: trying to make any women happy.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, right, that exactly.
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  Speaker 2: You know that wraps up a beautiful tribute to a
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  Speaker 2: beautiful movie. And that also wraps up bullyant duty at
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  Speaker 2: the movies.
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  Speaker 1: And uh, you know that that wraps up a short show.
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  Speaker 1: We're just gonna end it in. Don't forget.
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  Speaker 3: Corrections on the subject of short Your penis now, what
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  Speaker 3: do you want?
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  Speaker 1: Well, what do you want? Yeah, you get one? Go Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: short show.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, you were saying, the name of the New York
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  Speaker 4: City mayor is Zohan?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, bro, his name yes?
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  Speaker 4: So no, his name is Zoran. Zohan is a character
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  Speaker 4: in an Adam Sandler movie.
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  Speaker 1: Good movie.
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  Speaker 4: It's offensive that you can't pronounce his name.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, I see it's Zoran, which rhymes with your name, moron.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, and you're gonna get Zoe Ron over by my car.
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  Speaker 1: Just keep it, keep talking. We're gonna run him over
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  Speaker 1: with our voice. Anyway. We're going out with the fang tony.
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  Speaker 2: Not only because you're gonna hit him with your car,
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  Speaker 1: Oh, this will be a much longer episode, Tony, what's that.
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