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FULL SHOW POD: The Woody Show January 19th 2026 Podcast · The Woody Show

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  Speaker 1: Due to the graphic nature of this.
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  Speaker 3: The Woody Show.
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  Speaker 4: This is the Woody Show.
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  Speaker 2: Insensitivity Training.
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  Speaker 1: Class is now in session. M hm, hey, what's good?
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  Speaker 5: Everybody? Today is Monday. We are the Woody Show. That's great, gory, right.
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  Speaker 5: We got Menace n Sea Bass is here. We've got
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  Speaker 5: Sammy is our executive producer. We got Morgan, our associate producer,
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  Speaker 5: is a video producer, and then we got Borton Menji
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  Speaker 5: the Woody Show production department. Dumbass Tyler is here. Thank
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  Speaker 5: you for being here and giving us some of your
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  Speaker 5: valuable time today. Many ways to be a part of
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, coming up for.
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  Speaker 5: You on the show today, Gina and the Idaho prison
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  Speaker 5: pen pals. So we were talking about dumb Ass Tyler
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  Speaker 5: and different people.
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  Speaker 1: Looking for love. Yeah, maybe you're.
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  Speaker 5: Out there looking for someone who's behind bars. I mean,
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  Speaker 5: you always know where they are. Ladies love them, you can't,
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  Speaker 5: can't lose them. Moregoes out on the street talking to
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  Speaker 5: people and it's a UFC edition of could you kick
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  Speaker 5: his ass? We've got that for you. Also, Greg has
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  Speaker 5: a question. Is Greg the a hole? Typically this is
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  Speaker 5: Sea Bass for these questions, and most of the time
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  Speaker 5: the answers, Yes, Greg's a tough for putt. You can't
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  Speaker 5: just like guess, oh, yeah, he.
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  Speaker 1: Probably is because I'm such a sweetie he is.
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  Speaker 5: He's just such a babe, right, So uh that More
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  Speaker 5: coming up today here on the Woody Show. I saw
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  Speaker 5: this this morning the New York Post. Here I'll have
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  Speaker 5: I'll have you read it. Greg Harvard hires drag Queen
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  Speaker 5: named Lahoregistan as a visiting Professoragistan. Now, clearly that's a
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  Speaker 5: stage namest.
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  Speaker 6: Gonna name their kid that country you Fromishore Vagistan.
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  Speaker 1: My name was Lahore right after my divorce.
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  Speaker 7: Get it.
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  Speaker 5: I'm gonna be teaching a class on RuPaul's drag race.
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  Speaker 5: My god, that's teach Lahore Magistan.
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  Speaker 1: Harvard class Studies of Gender and Sexuality program will have
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  Speaker 1: two classes. Queer, I don't even know if this is
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  Speaker 1: f ethnic group. Okay, ethnography, ethnography, ethnography, what is that phography?
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  Speaker 1: Queer ethnograph I've not even seen that. Was that ethnography?
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  Speaker 8: Maybe that's another word for geography ethnic people, castro uh
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  Speaker 8: and then and then also she's give.
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  Speaker 5: Me a politics, stop it right now, gro politics, drag,
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  Speaker 5: race and desire.
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  Speaker 1: So of course there's people out there.
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  Speaker 4: Prote I have a question paying for this.
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  Speaker 1: Class, expressing their disapproval, and some saying that the higher
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  Speaker 1: drags Harvard's name quote through the mud. Yeah, I love
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  Speaker 1: the name. Lahore magistans.
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  Speaker 6: That's the best.
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  Speaker 1: Professor.
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  Speaker 4: Put that on my Starbucks order next time.
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  Speaker 1: Do you think it would be route for me to
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  Speaker 1: be like Professor Vadge.
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  Speaker 8: About it?
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  Speaker 9: Yeah?
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  Speaker 5: Storm the Duck, he's a cornerback for the Miami Dolphins.
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  Speaker 5: Storm okay, Storm Nortonton place for plays for the Falcons.
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  Speaker 1: And what was it? What was that? What was that?
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  Speaker 1: Bit Key and Peel the best?
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  Speaker 8: Yeah there, it's like they've ever done.
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  Speaker 1: The East West.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, dude, the guy and hey, uh you guys, this
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  Speaker 5: is a real person. He plays for Eastern Michigan in
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  Speaker 5: his legal name, not a stage name, is Noah Nigga
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  Speaker 5: k and I g g A. And people are having
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  Speaker 5: a field day with that, as you can imagine. But
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  Speaker 5: he's leaned into it. He is selling merchandise, damn and
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  Speaker 5: and so of course there are people who are upset
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  Speaker 5: by it. But it's it's it's legally his name.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, don't blame him.
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  Speaker 5: It's not like his parents even like changed their name
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  Speaker 5: as a joke like that. I guess that's just the family.
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  Speaker 3: Does the parents know that when they named him they
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  Speaker 3: had to right, what's the difference. It's their last name
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  Speaker 3: wasn't Yeah, but to pick Noah's the first name.
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  Speaker 1: There was like a Dave chap problem. Just crazy.
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  Speaker 5: There's that Dave Chappelle. But the Chappelle show bit where
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  Speaker 5: like like the family they had an I don't I'm
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  Speaker 5: not even a guess the name because I'm gonna get
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  Speaker 5: it wrong. I think it is Yeah, but it's like, oh,
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  Speaker 5: look he's got those lips, he's got those whatever, dude.
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  Speaker 5: It was that show is so good. I'm seeing more Chappelle.
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  Speaker 1: That's good.
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  Speaker 5: It's that that pop up Yeah, you were you've never
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  Speaker 5: been a key and peel fan know and.
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  Speaker 8: Thank god, our friend Charlottagne and the God just backed
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  Speaker 8: me out recently on a podcast saying how terrible.
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  Speaker 10: That they had.
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  Speaker 5: Like, yeah, you want to hear some other good college
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  Speaker 5: football names? Yes, please, the realist Clark he plays for
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  Speaker 5: Kent State.
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  Speaker 6: He is the realist.
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  Speaker 5: There's a wide receiver who plays for Rice, Moe m
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  Speaker 5: o h Billity Mobile.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, you get him a scooter.
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  Speaker 1: Nitro Tuggle is a wide receiver for Purdue.
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  Speaker 6: Is he an American gladiator?
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  Speaker 5: Nitro Tuggle? Yeah, it does sound like You're right, It
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  Speaker 5: does sound it does sound like that. Rocky Bears is
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  Speaker 5: a tight end for Colorado State.
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  Speaker 1: Now these names are cool. A defensive end for cal
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  Speaker 1: His name is Legend Journey Rocky Beers.
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  Speaker 6: By the way, it looks like a Rocky.
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  Speaker 5: Beers UNLV as a player defensive lineman Chief Borders. You
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  Speaker 5: got Squirrel White who plays for Florida State.
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  Speaker 10: Hell yeah, like Indian Princess Group.
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  Speaker 5: King Large is an offensive lineman, ye, sir, Bible for
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  Speaker 5: San Jose States.
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  Speaker 6: Absolutely not excuse me, sir.
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  Speaker 5: Central Arkansas has a defensive back. His name is Dude Person.
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  Speaker 5: Dude Person, Dude person. U U T s a what
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  Speaker 5: is U t s a receiver? Okay, Alpha Khan, it's
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  Speaker 5: his name. And then you got Panda Askew, Like there's
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  Speaker 5: an offensive lineman for East Carolina. You also get really
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  Speaker 5: good names when you start getting into March madness, because
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  Speaker 5: people go here are the best names in the bracket,
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  Speaker 5: and they'll make a bracket of fun names of players
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  Speaker 5: who are on teams that.
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  Speaker 1: Are in the bracket like that or you know, in
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  Speaker 1: the tournament.
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  Speaker 7: D A T.
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  Speaker 8: You can help us with this one didn't like the
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  Speaker 8: coaches son of the Warriors. He changed his name because
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  Speaker 8: the broadcasters were having like too many issues with it, right.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 8: Nick, Oh no, we so Steve Kerr, Steve Kerr's son
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  Speaker 8: is Nick Nick Nick Kerr. Yeah but no, you know, yeah,
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  Speaker 8: now he like I want to.
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  Speaker 5: Say, I want nice and deliberate, and slowly.
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  Speaker 8: He's finally just yeah, no, he changes Nick.
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  Speaker 1: Poda.
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  Speaker 8: It took a couple of years. You have the broadcasters like, yeah, dude,
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  Speaker 8: we can't do.
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  Speaker 4: This a couple of years.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah no, they're in eastern Michigan. He's just leaned into it.
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  Speaker 5: He's selling all kinds of gear, dude. He's making dumb
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  Speaker 5: money on the merch' they're writing articles about it.
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  Speaker 4: You've seeing tons of memes on behind people try to.
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  Speaker 5: They're uh, they're wearing their gear, and there have been
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  Speaker 5: people trying to get it shut down, and you just think, hey, man,
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  Speaker 5: here's the thing you're gonna hear about it anyway.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, he looks like the whitest frat boy on her.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah he does. And it's not like he chose his name,
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  Speaker 1: especially his last name. He was born into. It will
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  Speaker 1: Is weird the Woody Show?
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  Speaker 5: I told you that Greg had a am I the
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  Speaker 5: a hole question two for us now again, SeaBASS argues
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  Speaker 5: that maybe it's Greg and Mario who are being the
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  Speaker 5: a hole to comes to the relationship between general.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, problems and forget how about the rest of you guys?
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  Speaker 1: Would you like me? I would like to go onto
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  Speaker 1: that birthday party? Yes, you would have flown back from
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  Speaker 1: where they were all weekend.
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  Speaker 5: Well, maybe we wouldn't have scheduled that stuff had we
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  Speaker 5: had known this. Yeah, three two six, says Greg low
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  Speaker 5: Ki hates everyone on the show.
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  Speaker 1: Is that true? Not everything? Not everything everyone?
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  Speaker 7: Everyone?
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  Speaker 1: See Greg, what's your am I A whole question? Okay?
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  Speaker 1: So the preface to it is we are a two
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  Speaker 1: vehicle household. Have the Toyota Tacoma truck, which rules, and I,
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  Speaker 1: before getting the Tacoma, bought a different car. We're going
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  Speaker 1: to call it car.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, Okay.
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  Speaker 1: Car needed some routine maintenance because it needed like an
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  Speaker 1: oil change, and I had something wrong with a tire.
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  Speaker 1: Bring it in to the dealer and they say, okay,
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  Speaker 1: we'll let you know when it's done, probably later today. Well,
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  Speaker 1: I heard nothing that day. I thought, well whatever. The
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  Speaker 1: next day they call me and say, did the oil change?
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  Speaker 1: But you need this, you need this, you need this.
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  Speaker 1: Priority number one is there's this problem with this coolant
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  Speaker 1: issue that's going to be a fortune and more for
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  Speaker 1: the final cost, et cetera, et cetera. We'll let you
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  Speaker 1: know later today. Heard nothing that day. So another day
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  Speaker 1: goes on and they said, okay, your car is ready.
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  Speaker 1: You have a car's n under warn greg. Oh my god,
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  Speaker 1: I know. So they say it's ready and I get
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  Speaker 1: back and this is in the time that they had it.
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  Speaker 1: They had texted me all these different problems with it,
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  Speaker 1: and this coolant thing was priority number one. So I said, okay,
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  Speaker 1: as much as that sucks, do it. If it's priority
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  Speaker 1: number one and it's gonna wreck, might as well just
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  Speaker 1: get that taken care of. So they put me in
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  Speaker 1: an uber to go back to get the car, and
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  Speaker 1: he said, now, just so you know, don't drive it
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  Speaker 1: too hard and don't drive it too far. I said, what, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: because the coolant problem. And I held up my phone.
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  Speaker 1: I said, you texted me that it needed this, and
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  Speaker 1: I said, please, do it. Oh okay, Well we didn't
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  Speaker 1: do I guess, so okay, can we keep it for
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  Speaker 1: a few more days? And I said that's fine. I
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  Speaker 1: need it to get done. And he said, well, would
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  Speaker 1: it help if I maybe get you a loaner car?
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  Speaker 1: And this is my am, I the a whole question.
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  Speaker 1: When I bought this car, I signed what's called a
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  Speaker 1: purchase agreement when I have responsibilities and they have responsibilities.
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  Speaker 1: In this purchase agreement, it says, when you bring your
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  Speaker 1: car in for service, no matter the service, it could
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  Speaker 1: be as little as changing a windshield wipe or blade,
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  Speaker 1: you get a loaner car. That's in the purchase agreement.
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  Speaker 1: So at this point I'm on my last nerve. And
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  Speaker 1: he said, would it help you out if I maybe
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  Speaker 1: get you a loaner car. I said, you will get
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  Speaker 1: me a loaner car, damn. And he said, well, I
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  Speaker 1: don't know if we have any available. I said, that's
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  Speaker 1: not my problem. And I pointed to the showroom. I said,
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  Speaker 1: I see twenty cars right here. Yeah, so that happened before.
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  Speaker 5: Just say, you know, Greg, I've had it happen before,
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  Speaker 5: where typically they will give you the loan of car
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  Speaker 5: when they have you know them available, right, and but
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  Speaker 5: there have been times so they didn't because they were
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  Speaker 5: all out there. Yeah, they had them out with other,
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  Speaker 5: you know, maintenance clients. And so they offered me the
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  Speaker 5: shuttle ride. So they're like, oh, well, we have a
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  Speaker 5: guy who will drive you to wherever you need to go,
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  Speaker 5: days to go, drop off back at home or back
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  Speaker 5: at work.
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  Speaker 1: And you know it's just some guy.
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  Speaker 8: Really, you have to yeah, oh, because I've only been
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  Speaker 8: in this situation once and they rented me a car
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  Speaker 8: when they want one, it turns out that's possible.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly. So that was my sticking point and that's
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  Speaker 1: why I turned into a total a hold. Well maybe
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  Speaker 1: because I said, you know what, that's not my problem.
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  Speaker 1: If you have them, or in the purchase agreement it
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  Speaker 1: doesn't say parentheses if we have one, you know, maybe
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  Speaker 1: if we maybe we'll try to get you one. So
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  Speaker 1: then he launches into this tirade about well, other dealerships
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  Speaker 1: stop doing it, and this dealer down the street they
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  Speaker 1: don't even have a fleet of loaner cars. We don't
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  Speaker 1: even you know, we're the only ones that still do it.
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  Speaker 1: And I said, well, well, story, bro, that's great, not
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  Speaker 1: my problem. Yeah, well, I'm going to see if we
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  Speaker 1: can get you on. I said again, if you don't
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  Speaker 1: have any, I see twenty five cars right here, pointing
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  Speaker 1: to the brand new ones on the showroom. They ended
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  Speaker 1: up getting me the loaner. It took another day. I know, magic, right,
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  Speaker 1: But that's my question. If you sign a purchase agreement
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  Speaker 1: that says you get a loaner car when you bring
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  Speaker 1: it in for whatever reason, and then you get a
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  Speaker 1: there's not a stimulation of it. There's no stipulations and the.
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  Speaker 5: Worrying about like if when available, okay, based based on
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  Speaker 5: availability kind of thing.
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  Speaker 1: And then he said too, I could have gotten you
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  Speaker 1: one if you had made a reservation for this service.
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  Speaker 1: I said, I made a reservation a week in advance.
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  Speaker 1: What are you talking about this?
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  Speaker 6: This is incompetence because it doesn't go both ways. If
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  Speaker 6: they're like, will you sign a purchase agreement, I just
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  Speaker 6: don't feel like paying, right, You know, it doesn't go
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  Speaker 6: both ways.
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  Speaker 1: Right, because I could just sit Yeah, at the end
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  Speaker 1: of the month, I'm not going to make the payment
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  Speaker 1: because I wrote in the purchase agreement. You know, if
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  Speaker 1: I have the money, yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Right, five says before you even finish the story. I'm
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  Speaker 5: telling you that the quote coolant situation is a fraud.
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  Speaker 5: Oh no, No, I don't know. Is there a problem?
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  Speaker 5: There could be a problem. I don't know, and I'm
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  Speaker 5: not defending before I make a determination if Greg is
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  Speaker 5: the ahole or not. I'm just trying to find.
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  Speaker 6: Out what's going on.
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  Speaker 5: It was there something because a lot of times they
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  Speaker 5: will say, uh, depending on availability or subject to availability.
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  Speaker 1: Uh yeah, yeah, I'm trying to find the exact wording
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  Speaker 1: of this parentheses.
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  Speaker 11: What if other dealerships don't do this in the future, Yeah,
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  Speaker 11: what about us parentheses? Yeah yeah, what did they say
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  Speaker 11: specifically about the coolant?
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  Speaker 1: Let's see blah blah blah blah blah the coolant light
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  Speaker 1: on leak repair is x amount of dollars parts in
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  Speaker 1: labor and as other findings as well, suspension thrust, arm bushings,
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  Speaker 1: last three tires worn down, this, that and the other,
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  Speaker 1: and then the coolant.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, whatever that.
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  Speaker 1: Is, just do that in there.
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  Speaker 5: I know, right, it's not like a real thing. It
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  Speaker 5: just sounds like you throw a bunch of words together.
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  Speaker 5: Because the average customer of no idea what you're talking about?
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  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, breaks, you understand everything and.
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  Speaker 1: Then this coolant thing and I can't find the wording
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  Speaker 1: right now, but it says something about if it didn't
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  Speaker 1: get repaired, it was going to crack. Did I fall
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  Speaker 1: for it? Absolutely well?
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  Speaker 6: But fall for it? I mean, they're supposed to be
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  Speaker 6: the experts. You're driving this car. What do you supposed
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  Speaker 6: to do?
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  Speaker 1: Right? I don't hate a lot of these mechanics. I
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  Speaker 1: don't know what they're saying, and I don't know if
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  Speaker 1: it's legit, but I did it. And then I exploded
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  Speaker 1: about the loader car.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, So are you the a hole for exploding about
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  Speaker 5: the loaner car? That's that's the question. Yeah, because what
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  Speaker 5: we're judging on.
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  Speaker 1: Because they then he was like trying to act like
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  Speaker 1: he's doing me a favor, like I'm gonna hook you up.
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  Speaker 1: I can hook you up. If I'm gonna hook you
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  Speaker 1: I'm like, you're not hooking me up. You're honoring the
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  Speaker 1: agreement that we signed. Yeah, you're not doing me a favor.
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  Speaker 6: I'm so sick of this. I'm so sick of like
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  Speaker 6: the laziness, the incompetence, the arrogance. I like in quote
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  Speaker 6: unquote customer service.
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  Speaker 11: Well, it's the move, it's always the move towards I'm
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  Speaker 11: not going to help you exactly.
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  Speaker 1: How can we? How can I?
• 16:41
  Speaker 11: I've got some problems, how can I fix them? It's
• 16:43
  Speaker 11: whatever the opportunity is, not to help you, I'm taking
• 16:46
  Speaker 11: it right, yeah.
• 16:46
  Speaker 8: And it used to not be that way, right, and
• 16:48
  Speaker 8: then over the years has gone to like how yeah,
• 16:51
  Speaker 8: anything I can do not to help you, And it's
• 16:53
  Speaker 8: like you're either lazy or you're lying Texican in. My
• 16:56
  Speaker 8: wife just had this loader debacle earlier this year. She
• 16:59
  Speaker 8: has a deal with the dealership that has a loaner
• 17:01
  Speaker 8: program too, and they were very dicey about it.
• 17:04
  Speaker 6: Yeah, that's the thing too, with a dealership.
• 17:06
  Speaker 11: It's like you could say, well, so I can get
• 17:08
  Speaker 11: a second opinion somewhere, all your warranty and all the
• 17:12
  Speaker 11: benefits that you've paid for out the window, right, true.
• 17:14
  Speaker 5: Yeah, Bushings are a thing. Bushings are in your control arms,
• 17:17
  Speaker 5: part of the suspension.
• 17:18
  Speaker 6: Okay, Greg, part of the person in the firewalls.
• 17:22
  Speaker 5: First of all, bush I know, all right? So is
• 17:24
  Speaker 5: Greg the a hole? Yes or no? Over to two
• 17:26
  Speaker 5: two nine eight seven. We'll let you know. Everybody says
• 17:30
  Speaker 5: what the consensus is on the text. I t everybody
• 17:31
  Speaker 5: gets a chance to vote.
• 17:32
  Speaker 1: Can I just reiterate that. I went back to the
• 17:34
  Speaker 1: dealer and they said, well, we didn't do the coolant thing,
• 17:37
  Speaker 1: and even though I did tell them to do it,
• 17:39
  Speaker 1: so I had to go back home again. So it
• 17:40
  Speaker 1: was multiple trips. Okay, but we're just judging based on
• 17:44
  Speaker 1: just on the loan reaction to the loaner part of it.
• 17:47
  Speaker 1: We'll hook you up with the loaner. No, you're not
• 17:49
  Speaker 1: hooking me up.
• 17:50
  Speaker 5: Yeah, you're doing this you're supposed to do, but you
• 17:51
  Speaker 5: didn't say calmly like that. I'm pretty sure the cars
• 17:54
  Speaker 5: on the showroom for I.
• 17:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I said, I see plenty right here right.
• 17:58
  Speaker 5: There, right, So get your vote over to t to
• 18:01
  Speaker 5: nine eight seven.
• 18:06
  Speaker 1: So Greg wanted to know if he was the a hole.
• 18:08
  Speaker 5: He TLDs a quick story about how he took his car,
• 18:12
  Speaker 5: not the Toyota Go. I would never have a problem
• 18:15
  Speaker 5: like that. No, you know, I'm saying, yeah, this is
• 18:17
  Speaker 5: never big mistake. But brought the car into the dealership.
• 18:22
  Speaker 5: They gave him this whole thing about you know it's
• 18:23
  Speaker 5: gonna need this this this this delay delay delay delay
• 18:26
  Speaker 5: delay delay, and then well you know, you know, let
• 18:30
  Speaker 5: me see if I can hook you up with a
• 18:32
  Speaker 5: with a loaner and your contract.
• 18:34
  Speaker 1: Greg kind of lost his mind a little bit, like
• 18:36
  Speaker 1: went off on the dude, if we can find a
• 18:38
  Speaker 1: car looking at hundreds of them right now? Yeah, they're everywhere.
• 18:43
  Speaker 1: Not the a hole.
• 18:44
  Speaker 5: I have never heard a positive car dealership story. Hence
• 18:47
  Speaker 5: why I avoid them all at all costs. It reminds
• 18:50
  Speaker 5: me of the South Park cable company rubbing their own
• 18:53
  Speaker 5: nipples in pleasure as customers complain. As someone who works
• 18:59
  Speaker 5: out of dealership in service, No, not at all, not
• 19:03
  Speaker 5: the a hole. There's usually always a loaner available, and
• 19:07
  Speaker 5: for not reading your message in the first place, they
• 19:09
  Speaker 5: should be scrambling to make that right. Meaning like the
• 19:12
  Speaker 5: one thing that Greg said, yeah, go ahead and do
• 19:14
  Speaker 5: because they said it was a priority. He wants to
• 19:16
  Speaker 5: go pick up the car and it wasn't done there.
• 19:17
  Speaker 5: Oh we didn't do that. I guess can you leave
• 19:20
  Speaker 5: it for a few more days?
• 19:21
  Speaker 1: Wow? Greg's demeanor makes him the a hole.
• 19:25
  Speaker 5: A simple phone call before heading to the pickup to
• 19:27
  Speaker 5: pick up the car, to find out about the services
• 19:30
  Speaker 5: and just take the what's okay?
• 19:33
  Speaker 1: Making a quick making a.
• 19:34
  Speaker 5: Quick phone call before headed to pick it up to
• 19:36
  Speaker 5: find out about the services, and the total solves this issue.
• 19:39
  Speaker 1: It's just Greg and technology.
• 19:42
  Speaker 11: Why did you show up? Why did you show up
• 19:44
  Speaker 11: at the dealership at that time to pick up the car?
• 19:45
  Speaker 1: Because they said we communicate via text. We will text
• 19:49
  Speaker 1: you when your car is ready. They texted me and
• 19:51
  Speaker 1: said your car is ready, please come get it. So
• 19:53
  Speaker 1: some of that text geez weird.
• 19:56
  Speaker 5: Interesting, But overall, the majority of people that are texting
• 20:00
  Speaker 5: Greg is.
• 20:00
  Speaker 1: Not the ag Yeah I'm seeing a service manager says no,
• 20:03
  Speaker 1: not the ahole. Yeah yeah. And then when they text
• 20:08
  Speaker 1: saying it's ready, come get it, and then you should
• 20:10
  Speaker 1: have called first.
• 20:10
  Speaker 8: Greg.
• 20:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know. They made it clear we do
• 20:16
  Speaker 1: this via text.
• 20:17
  Speaker 11: Greg, you know, you repeat what they said when they
• 20:19
  Speaker 11: kind of broached the loaner topic.
• 20:21
  Speaker 1: They said to you, would it help if we hooked
• 20:23
  Speaker 1: you up, try to hook you up at the loaner car. No,
• 20:28
  Speaker 1: you know what, I would rather just be stuck here
• 20:30
  Speaker 1: and here. I haven't got my forty five thousand steps
• 20:33
  Speaker 1: in today. You have caught that I can just lie
• 20:35
  Speaker 1: down live here now. Greg is not the a hole.
• 20:38
  Speaker 5: Make the dealer honor the agreement and they can call
• 20:41
  Speaker 5: enterprise or any other rental car service and reserve him
• 20:43
  Speaker 5: a car. They always have the dealers, Especially if you're
• 20:46
  Speaker 5: gonna have a long term repair that goes on. They
• 20:50
  Speaker 5: won't give you just one of the regular loans. They'll
• 20:51
  Speaker 5: set you up with a something through Hurts or an enterprise,
• 20:54
  Speaker 5: one of the little local satellite offices that are close
• 20:57
  Speaker 5: to the dealership, and they just work it out.
• 20:59
  Speaker 8: To be honest, I'm so you guys, you were so
• 21:01
  Speaker 8: passive and not say oh no, you texted me that
• 21:03
  Speaker 8: it was ready, so I'll just be here. Uh, I'll
• 21:05
  Speaker 8: be waiting here until the car is ready.
• 21:08
  Speaker 1: But it was one of those days I just wanted
• 21:09
  Speaker 1: to go home, like I had been there so many
• 21:12
  Speaker 1: times that week.
• 21:13
  Speaker 5: Takes it in the moment, the textors overwhelming and say no, Gina,
• 21:17
  Speaker 5: no anybody say yes.
• 21:19
  Speaker 11: Okay, I could you under a hold it? You could
• 21:22
  Speaker 11: have gone.
• 21:23
  Speaker 6: You could have gotten nuclear ahole.
• 21:24
  Speaker 1: What do you think, Jay, we could have got a
• 21:27
  Speaker 1: video out of the show.
• 21:29
  Speaker 8: Show.
• 21:30
  Speaker 9: Well, I am one of your senior listeners. I was
• 21:33
  Speaker 9: that a concert the other day and your people were
• 21:37
  Speaker 9: there and I talked to them and said, what you say,
• 21:42
  Speaker 9: three nobody likes in your show? I think all suck.
• 21:50
  Speaker 5: Got a texture. It says I had an unusual dream
• 21:53
  Speaker 5: and mill of the night that I.
• 21:54
  Speaker 1: Was hooking up with sea bass. That's not unusual.
• 21:58
  Speaker 5: Uh is this a sign? And I should slide into
• 22:02
  Speaker 5: the cartnark DMS. Now see do I need a woody
• 22:07
  Speaker 5: dream interpretation? Oh yeah, I think you're just crazy.
• 22:12
  Speaker 11: So please please don't use cartnarks for dming stuff because
• 22:17
  Speaker 11: number one, I know how screen shots work, and number two,
• 22:22
  Speaker 11: just you know, I've got a Twitter account.
• 22:24
  Speaker 1: What do you producer?
• 22:25
  Speaker 6: That's much more efficient?
• 22:26
  Speaker 1: Wait, so what what do you mean?
• 22:28
  Speaker 7: Well?
• 22:28
  Speaker 11: For instance, if so, let's say someone else makes the
• 22:30
  Speaker 11: first move and slides into the cartnarks official DMS. By
• 22:33
  Speaker 11: the way, I think we just hit one point two
• 22:35
  Speaker 11: million followers, so I appreciate that. Then, even if I
• 22:39
  Speaker 11: say my only answer is that I can say is
• 22:43
  Speaker 11: thanks a lot for tech for sending us this message.
• 22:45
  Speaker 11: We don't do that here because that that that account
• 22:47
  Speaker 11: only deals with carts. Because if I even say, hey,
• 22:51
  Speaker 11: that sounds great, screenshot, boom, I'll look at the cart narks.
• 22:54
  Speaker 6: He's such a creep.
• 22:55
  Speaker 1: I thought he's about cards.
• 22:56
  Speaker 5: Okay, trying to do the right thing, trying to keep
• 22:59
  Speaker 5: business in personal.
• 23:00
  Speaker 1: Yes, now I'm getting agency.
• 23:04
  Speaker 8: Yeah yeah, I say, because these YouTubers get canceled for
• 23:07
  Speaker 8: that kind oh exactly.
• 23:08
  Speaker 6: And even if it's the other person's idea, it's it's
• 23:10
  Speaker 6: not that's not what it's.
• 23:11
  Speaker 1: For looking for.
• 23:12
  Speaker 5: As I saw that I was thinking about dreams over
• 23:15
  Speaker 5: the weekend, I was like, huh uh oh here.
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 23:20
  Speaker 5: So boxer Sugar Ray Robinson backed out of a fight
• 23:23
  Speaker 5: because he had dreamed that he was going to kill
• 23:26
  Speaker 5: his opponent in the ring. After a priest and a
• 23:30
  Speaker 5: minister convinced Robinson the fight, he went into the ring
• 23:33
  Speaker 5: and he ended up killing his opponent, Jimmy Doyle. And
• 23:36
  Speaker 5: that's what people like, is this real? I look, is
• 23:38
  Speaker 5: a real story. So yeah, it's.
• 23:42
  Speaker 6: Pretty bad asked to say, I can't fight you I'm afraid.
• 23:44
  Speaker 5: I kill, And so all these sorts ago right to
• 23:48
  Speaker 5: the comments and all these people are like, dude, this
• 23:50
  Speaker 5: is why I listened to my dreams, Like this is
• 23:53
  Speaker 5: God's way of speaking to you and communicating with the
• 23:55
  Speaker 5: Universe's way of communicating with you is through your dreams.
• 23:59
  Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, but and I let's hope that dreams aren't
• 24:04
  Speaker 5: real or telling or whatever. I've had so many ones, Right, dude,
• 24:08
  Speaker 5: I get these like crazy violent dreams, what kind of
• 24:10
  Speaker 5: violentce like we're like somebody is like being an a
• 24:13
  Speaker 5: hole or whatever, like you know what like as if
• 24:15
  Speaker 5: Mark Sanchez approached me in a in a.
• 24:18
  Speaker 6: Parking wailing on somebody.
• 24:20
  Speaker 5: Oh dude, I mean, and like we're talking like mega bloody,
• 24:23
  Speaker 5: dead dead violent, like it's something falling over there on
• 24:27
  Speaker 5: the off the feeding table. Yeah, And or just weird
• 24:31
  Speaker 5: dreams in general where you wake up going, oh, thank god,
• 24:34
  Speaker 5: that's not real.
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: If that's the Universe's way of trying to communicate with me,
• 24:37
  Speaker 1: then I'm f I actually.
• 24:39
  Speaker 6: Had a dream last night that I was at an
• 24:41
  Speaker 6: Edge Sharon concert and he took off his pants in
• 24:43
  Speaker 6: the middle of the set and he had a tail
• 24:46
  Speaker 6: and I threw up.
• 24:49
  Speaker 5: So that makes sense that why you're thinking about that
• 24:50
  Speaker 5: because you just saw it sharing. We've been making a
• 24:52
  Speaker 5: lot of jokes about how you say that you know,
• 24:53
  Speaker 5: you know, love of them, you would suck it to
• 24:55
  Speaker 5: the base. You know that that makes more when something's
• 24:58
  Speaker 5: like just kind of random out of nowhere.
• 25:01
  Speaker 6: I mean, are you scared, like is it?
• 25:03
  Speaker 12: Like?
• 25:03
  Speaker 6: Whoa Am I capable of that? Like when you have
• 25:06
  Speaker 6: dreams like that, I don't know.
• 25:08
  Speaker 5: That's a good question, but like, I don't like the
• 25:10
  Speaker 5: idea that it is the way that the universe or
• 25:14
  Speaker 5: God if you're a super is communicating through you, because
• 25:17
  Speaker 5: you like to just be able to chalk up all
• 25:19
  Speaker 5: the stuff that comes up in dreams as just that dreams, yeah,
• 25:23
  Speaker 5: not reality, and then look past it now.
• 25:25
  Speaker 1: Ever, want to get a good dream?
• 25:26
  Speaker 8: Have you ever had one where it's like it absolutely
• 25:29
  Speaker 8: came true. I had one where the very next day,
• 25:32
  Speaker 8: So I had a dream that I walked into the
• 25:35
  Speaker 8: office and my coworker was wearing some certain jacket and
• 25:39
  Speaker 8: he turns to me and goes, oh, my girlfriend's pregnant.
• 25:42
  Speaker 8: Right walking the next day, he's wearing that jacket. I go, dude,
• 25:46
  Speaker 8: I had a weird dream that we're standing in this
• 25:48
  Speaker 8: office and you told me your girlfriend's pregnant. And his
• 25:51
  Speaker 8: eyes just got crazy because I didn't even know he
• 25:53
  Speaker 8: had a girlfriend and she was pregnant. He called her
• 25:57
  Speaker 8: right away.
• 25:58
  Speaker 5: Ye say so, if you're into that kind of stuff,
• 26:02
  Speaker 5: you know what here, I'm gonna I'm gonna repost on
• 26:04
  Speaker 5: our I'll put it in our Instagram story. Uh, this
• 26:08
  Speaker 5: post about this Sugar Ray Robinson thing and just read
• 26:12
  Speaker 5: through the comments, because there is story after a story
• 26:14
  Speaker 5: from people about kind of like what Menace just said
• 26:18
  Speaker 5: about how like, well you.
• 26:19
  Speaker 8: Hear about the lottery too, like somebody like that.
• 26:23
  Speaker 5: They say deja vus, And it's because you dreamt it.
• 26:26
  Speaker 5: You don't even remember that you dreamt it. But then eventually,
• 26:28
  Speaker 5: oh yeah that was a dream and it played out
• 26:30
  Speaker 5: exactly the same way.
• 26:33
  Speaker 1: Have you ever had a shared dream? I had a
• 26:36
  Speaker 1: dream that this friend of ours in high school his
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: mom died in real life, and I had a dream
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: that I was at some sort of party, like a
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: wedding reception, and I saw her there, and I was
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: the only one there that thought, why is she here?
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: She died? That's so weird. Next day, I talked to
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: my friend Mike and he said, Oh, I had the
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: weirdest dream. We were at this party and John's mom
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: was there and I was the only one that knew
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: she was dead, and I thought, why is she here?
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: And I said I had the same dream last night.
• 27:03
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, I mean it's got me kind of creeped out. Really, yeah,
• 27:09
  Speaker 5: dream man, No, not about the violent stuff necessarily, but
• 27:11
  Speaker 5: just in general. Could you dream about stuff and you know,
• 27:14
  Speaker 5: things seem in a dream so real.
• 27:16
  Speaker 6: But that doesn't seem like you it does happy something.
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: Like this, Well, because I'm thinking all this is like
• 27:22
  Speaker 1: along the lines of astrology.
• 27:23
  Speaker 5: Yeah, some reason I looked up his karma a real thing. Yeah,
• 27:26
  Speaker 5: like because I was thinking, there's no reason. I can't
• 27:29
  Speaker 5: think of any reason.
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: Don't they say it's always the opposite. If you dream
• 27:32
  Speaker 1: your teeth are falling out, you're going to live a
• 27:34
  Speaker 1: long life. It means you're gonna win money. It's a
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: wood show. I went through a earlier in the year.
• 27:46
  Speaker 5: It was just one like just annoying thing after another,
• 27:51
  Speaker 5: and I go, is the is the universe mad at me?
• 27:54
  Speaker 1: Did I do something? And man?
• 27:56
  Speaker 5: Was I doing some deep diving into my I'm like,
• 27:59
  Speaker 5: what could possibly have brought this on? If I chat
• 28:03
  Speaker 5: GPTs karma riffing, I told you that story just to
• 28:06
  Speaker 5: see because if it was like, oh, well there are
• 28:08
  Speaker 5: some kind of not I wasn't expecting anything, you know,
• 28:11
  Speaker 5: to tell me, oh no, it's totally real. But even
• 28:13
  Speaker 5: still I decided like just to kind of look back, like,
• 28:16
  Speaker 5: did I put like some bad juju out there?
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: Like and I really.
• 28:19
  Speaker 5: Couldn't come up with believe it or not. I know
• 28:22
  Speaker 5: a lot of people have an opinion about me one
• 28:24
  Speaker 5: way or another, because it's my job to be on
• 28:26
  Speaker 5: here and on the show and have an opinion. And
• 28:28
  Speaker 5: I give you my honest taking opinions on things, realizing
• 28:31
  Speaker 5: that sometimes they're not exactly uh you know, going to
• 28:34
  Speaker 5: be a popular opinion or the majority uh you know
• 28:38
  Speaker 5: will disagree with me.
• 28:39
  Speaker 1: But that's that's what we do here.
• 28:42
  Speaker 5: Despite that, like I feel like I'm actually, in fact,
• 28:45
  Speaker 5: i'm a good person. Like I'm a generous person, I'm
• 28:47
  Speaker 5: a kind person, I'm a good friend, I'm a good
• 28:50
  Speaker 5: you know, husband and father. And things just happened son,
• 28:54
  Speaker 5: But but but things just happened. But I'm not a
• 28:56
  Speaker 5: religious person. But yet I believe in stupid stuff. Oh
• 29:00
  Speaker 5: you know what, I did bring back Greg, And maybe
• 29:03
  Speaker 5: because my luck has kind of changed a little bit
• 29:05
  Speaker 5: here recently, I brought the back lucky because Greg, Greg
• 29:10
  Speaker 5: brought it. Greg brought it up, like, well, you carry
• 29:12
  Speaker 5: the pace right.
• 29:14
  Speaker 1: And you always say I'm not superstitious, but you have that.
• 29:16
  Speaker 5: But ever since I put it back in its rightful place,
• 29:20
  Speaker 5: things have kind of turned around. This is very sa
• 29:24
  Speaker 5: A medical thing came through and like a couple of
• 29:26
  Speaker 5: other things kind of fell in somebody.
• 29:27
  Speaker 1: So yeah, so dude, I don't know.
• 29:32
  Speaker 6: Such a conundrum I am.
• 29:33
  Speaker 1: I don't know. This is incongrussy.
• 29:35
  Speaker 8: But also I think I want to believe.
• 29:38
  Speaker 1: I kind of feel like like I want to believe.
• 29:40
  Speaker 6: I want to believe in ghosts. They just don't come
• 29:41
  Speaker 6: to me.
• 29:41
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I want to believe, but I can't get myself
• 29:44
  Speaker 5: from a common sense standpoint to do it. But just
• 29:47
  Speaker 5: in case, I'll hedge my bat.
• 29:47
  Speaker 8: People will hyper focus though, like if something early in
• 29:51
  Speaker 8: the day bad happens, then they're like, I'm just going
• 29:54
  Speaker 8: to have a bad day. So every little thing that's bad,
• 29:58
  Speaker 8: that's true. Same tell me that's all you focus on.
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: I said, if you think something's going to suck, it's
• 30:02
  Speaker 1: gonna suck.
• 30:03
  Speaker 4: That's true.
• 30:04
  Speaker 1: Like that that will happen.
• 30:05
  Speaker 5: If you have a completely negative outlook or idea about something,
• 30:09
  Speaker 5: it's going to suck.
• 30:10
  Speaker 6: We also, like my brother in law is a neuroscientist
• 30:13
  Speaker 6: and he studies this stuff all day and he's a
• 30:15
  Speaker 6: professor or whatever, and there's just so much stuff that
• 30:18
  Speaker 6: we the lay people do not understand about our brains
• 30:20
  Speaker 6: that we chuck up to like magic or you know,
• 30:23
  Speaker 6: God or the university. We just don't get it. But
• 30:25
  Speaker 6: it's it's all. There's a reason for.
• 30:28
  Speaker 5: Two things just reminded me of of something. One was
• 30:31
  Speaker 5: I saw this video yesterday. It was this guy I
• 30:34
  Speaker 5: think it was in Ireland and there was a hole
• 30:36
  Speaker 5: in the beach and he was convinced that it came
• 30:38
  Speaker 5: like from some you know, alien or something, as they did.
• 30:41
  Speaker 5: And he was like, well, there was this rock at
• 30:43
  Speaker 5: the center where you could see there's a seer mark
• 30:45
  Speaker 5: on the one side. Literally, some guys saw this report
• 30:48
  Speaker 5: on the news and they hit the news team up
• 30:51
  Speaker 5: the news station, like yeah, this was us yesterday. It
• 30:54
  Speaker 5: was his dude, adult dude and a bunch of his bros.
• 30:57
  Speaker 5: And they were just digging a hole in the sand.
• 30:58
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, each and that was that was the hole.
• 31:01
  Speaker 5: And so this guy looked like a total idiot. In fact,
• 31:05
  Speaker 5: I just I reposted that one too yesterday. That's on
• 31:08
  Speaker 5: our WOODI Show Instagram story. You could see that's really
• 31:10
  Speaker 5: funny the way the whole thing planet. But he was
• 31:12
  Speaker 5: convinced that it was these aliens or some other kind
• 31:15
  Speaker 5: of life format to put this hole on the beach
• 31:17
  Speaker 5: that sounds newsworthy hole in the beach, And then well
• 31:20
  Speaker 5: we hear about crop circles or these other stupid things
• 31:23
  Speaker 5: from time to time, like a three foot hole. The report,
• 31:29
  Speaker 5: the report is hilarious. The report is like, how I
• 31:32
  Speaker 5: always noticed the time nine to eleven, nine eleven AM
• 31:36
  Speaker 5: nine eleven PM. I might not have looked or thought
• 31:38
  Speaker 5: about the time for hours, but the second that I
• 31:41
  Speaker 5: You know how sometimes you're laying in bed and you're like,
• 31:43
  Speaker 5: oh man, I can't fall asleep. I've been here forever
• 31:47
  Speaker 5: and you roll over and you look. You mean, like,
• 31:49
  Speaker 5: why in that moment that I decided to roll over
• 31:51
  Speaker 5: and see the clock where it was not? Is something
• 31:53
  Speaker 5: going to happen on nine eleven at nine to eleven?
• 31:56
  Speaker 5: Are those numbers like of some you start doing this
• 31:58
  Speaker 5: whole thing. Of course I up on that. And just
• 32:01
  Speaker 5: because you notice it, you notice that or look at
• 32:04
  Speaker 5: the time way more than you think you.
• 32:05
  Speaker 6: Do, right, and that one's registering.
• 32:07
  Speaker 5: Yeah, but you never notice or you never make note
• 32:10
  Speaker 5: or yeah it never.
• 32:11
  Speaker 1: That goes to MENACE's point. If you has something happened
• 32:14
  Speaker 1: in the morning, that kind of throws off your schedule
• 32:15
  Speaker 1: for a couple of minutes. Then you're going to notice
• 32:17
  Speaker 1: all day like, oh the world is trying to slow
• 32:20
  Speaker 1: down bias. Yeah, yeah, right exactly. So you know, you
• 32:24
  Speaker 1: look at the clock a number of times the out
• 32:25
  Speaker 1: of the day, you've noticed that it's you know, eight
• 32:27
  Speaker 1: forty one, and because you don't give it a second
• 32:29
  Speaker 1: thought when you look at it's four oh three. Correct,
• 32:31
  Speaker 1: don't give it a second thought, but you do, you know,
• 32:34
  Speaker 1: nine to eleven, son of a bitch.
• 32:36
  Speaker 11: And like Manister saying, this is just like therapy if
• 32:38
  Speaker 11: you're if you're conditioned or primed to believe you have
• 32:41
  Speaker 11: problems and you're stupid and you and you're emotionally wrecked,
• 32:44
  Speaker 11: and you're not going.
• 32:45
  Speaker 1: To like this, Gina, that's a. That's a.
• 32:47
  Speaker 5: That's another thing I'm starting to come around on with
• 32:50
  Speaker 5: Menace and Sea Bats. I think I'm more and more
• 32:52
  Speaker 5: on that team.
• 32:53
  Speaker 6: After you, because I.
• 32:57
  Speaker 5: Think about it and I go, I don't know, man like,
• 33:00
  Speaker 5: like nobody's ever been quote cured.
• 33:02
  Speaker 6: Well, it's not about right, it's about it should be.
• 33:06
  Speaker 6: But you cure, I mean, you just get better at
• 33:08
  Speaker 6: living your life without without thinking the world towards.
• 33:12
  Speaker 5: You and whatever you went to therapy for. Ye kind
• 33:15
  Speaker 5: of like you know, I feel cure resolving whatever that
• 33:17
  Speaker 5: is that one? But have I ever resolved an it?
• 33:19
  Speaker 5: Like you read all these things about no even they
• 33:22
  Speaker 5: talked to There's a guy they interviewed him. He's a
• 33:24
  Speaker 5: he's a psychologist, and he's like, no, I've never cured anybody.
• 33:27
  Speaker 6: But do you feel like your life has become more
• 33:30
  Speaker 6: manageable after you went to therapy?
• 33:33
  Speaker 5: I did in retrospect, Yeah, no, because I teach to
• 33:39
  Speaker 5: But you pick up different things along the way anyway,
• 33:41
  Speaker 5: Like I just so happened to get that one piece
• 33:43
  Speaker 5: of advice that I love, Like, what's the worst case
• 33:45
  Speaker 5: scenario this?
• 33:47
  Speaker 1: Will you be okay? Yeah, then don't worry about so that.
• 33:51
  Speaker 1: Maybe it didn't work for you, but one thing out
• 33:53
  Speaker 1: of there.
• 33:54
  Speaker 6: But do you think it helped you at the time?
• 33:56
  Speaker 13: Because talk therapy is also a thing for a reason,
• 33:58
  Speaker 13: because you need to get it out, you need to
• 34:00
  Speaker 13: say it, and it helps you organize your thoughts and
• 34:02
  Speaker 13: what you're feeling and all that kind of stuff without
• 34:05
  Speaker 13: saying it to somebody in your life.
• 34:07
  Speaker 5: I haven't categorized at this point the same way I
• 34:10
  Speaker 5: do the what it called the needles and the chiropractice.
• 34:15
  Speaker 5: If you feel like it helps you, great, Yeah, you
• 34:18
  Speaker 5: know it's religion, Like I'm.
• 34:19
  Speaker 1: Not a religious person.
• 34:20
  Speaker 5: But if if you feel like that's good for you
• 34:22
  Speaker 5: and that makes you a better person, you feel like,
• 34:25
  Speaker 5: you know, like more connected to something whatever.
• 34:27
  Speaker 1: Great, if you need that, You're like, great, I have
• 34:29
  Speaker 1: no problem with it.
• 34:30
  Speaker 6: And it's also like hypnotism, Like there are some people
• 34:32
  Speaker 6: that just can't be hypnotized because there's there's a part
• 34:34
  Speaker 6: of their brain that won't allow it. There you go,
• 34:37
  Speaker 6: so you can't maybe you can't go to that place,
• 34:39
  Speaker 6: that's my point. And you can't go to that place
• 34:42
  Speaker 6: because you won't allow it to happen.
• 34:44
  Speaker 8: Some horrific things that has happened to people that they
• 34:47
  Speaker 8: do need to talk to somebody about.
• 34:49
  Speaker 5: Sure, I do support it, And they don't have anybody,
• 34:51
  Speaker 5: Like they don't have a really close friend, they don't
• 34:53
  Speaker 5: have it.
• 34:53
  Speaker 1: And yeah, well so their.
• 34:55
  Speaker 6: Close friend isn't qualified to do that.
• 34:57
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm saying I'm fine. I'm not anti Yeah, i
• 35:00
  Speaker 5: think I'm just more in you know, the camp of
• 35:02
  Speaker 5: like a.
• 35:03
  Speaker 1: Menace and everybody.
• 35:06
  Speaker 5: Yeah, we got a little much. We got to take
• 35:09
  Speaker 5: a break. We're running aay eight seven seven forty four.
• 35:10
  Speaker 1: Didn't dream that we would.
• 35:12
  Speaker 5: I didn't mean to get on a on a weird
• 35:14
  Speaker 5: dream tangent, but I did. I did repost that thing
• 35:16
  Speaker 5: that got me all thinking about it, the thing about
• 35:19
  Speaker 5: sugar Ray Robinson. I had the dream that he was
• 35:22
  Speaker 5: going to kill his opponent and then everybody talked about it,
• 35:24
  Speaker 5: and then he actually did so. But read the stories
• 35:27
  Speaker 5: that people in the comments have, I mean, it's trippy.
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: It's really trippy.
• 35:31
  Speaker 5: Well, uh, that's on our Woodie Show Instagram at the
• 35:34
  Speaker 5: Woody Show.
• 35:35
  Speaker 1: Check it out. I feel I got diarrhea. My mouth
• 35:39
  Speaker 1: is trying.
• 35:40
  Speaker 14: The Woody Show, The Woody Show.
• 35:47
  Speaker 1: What is it that you're one?
• 35:49
  Speaker 5: Just like read before we went on the other she
• 35:51
  Speaker 5: was talking about there was something she left out, Yeah,
• 35:54
  Speaker 5: like six hours yesterday.
• 35:56
  Speaker 6: Yeah kind of drink was It was like this nast
• 35:59
  Speaker 6: lee chocolate like no sugar added. I packed with protein
• 36:03
  Speaker 6: like milk. And because you got me doing it when
• 36:06
  Speaker 6: you don't realize it. But that that like laughing cow
• 36:09
  Speaker 6: half life, fair.
• 36:10
  Speaker 1: Life not half life, yeah, fair life.
• 36:13
  Speaker 6: Whatever it is. I started putting it in my coffee
• 36:16
  Speaker 6: instead of creamer, and I was like, that's a fun
• 36:18
  Speaker 6: idea for me. So I got So they didn't have
• 36:20
  Speaker 6: that kind where at the store I was at, but
• 36:21
  Speaker 6: I was like, this will work, I guess. But then
• 36:24
  Speaker 6: I always separate all my groceries at the grocery store
• 36:26
  Speaker 6: by temperature, so they bag all the frozen together, all
• 36:28
  Speaker 6: the fridge together, all the regular together. Well, somehow this
• 36:32
  Speaker 6: one made it into my like face washbag, and I
• 36:35
  Speaker 6: didn't see it until I went to sleep last night,
• 36:37
  Speaker 6: and I was like, eh, And so I put it
• 36:38
  Speaker 6: in the fridge and pretended like it didn't happen and
• 36:41
  Speaker 6: I've been drinking.
• 36:41
  Speaker 4: It all morning.
• 36:42
  Speaker 1: Wait, so you got it from the refrigerated section.
• 36:44
  Speaker 5: Yeah, okay, because the those ones that I brought in
• 36:48
  Speaker 5: they're not even refrigeratd.
• 36:49
  Speaker 6: Well, that's why I can't find them.
• 36:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, they're in with all that stuff.
• 36:54
  Speaker 6: Oh okay, Well I thought they were in their fridge.
• 36:56
  Speaker 5: So which I was creeping out because my kids, when
• 36:58
  Speaker 5: they were little, my wife would buy them. They look
• 37:00
  Speaker 5: like little juice boxes chocolate milk, and I forget the
• 37:03
  Speaker 5: name of the brand, but they love these things. And
• 37:05
  Speaker 5: I was like, is this weird that we're buying It
• 37:07
  Speaker 5: wasn't No, it wasn't you. Who was It was like
• 37:09
  Speaker 5: chocolate milk, you would think, right, you'll see it at
• 37:16
  Speaker 5: Costco and just like non refrigerating, these tall, skinny like
• 37:21
  Speaker 5: rectangle boxes and then they lived.
• 37:24
  Speaker 1: They do have some in the refrigerator section.
• 37:26
  Speaker 5: But also like if you go down the aisle where
• 37:28
  Speaker 5: all the juice boxes and stuff are, they would have
• 37:30
  Speaker 5: them there too.
• 37:30
  Speaker 1: I'm like, this doesn't seem right.
• 37:32
  Speaker 6: Well, is it like a zimbic? Like you can leave
• 37:35
  Speaker 6: it out of the fridge, but if.
• 37:36
  Speaker 1: You do, don't don't put it in the fridge.
• 37:38
  Speaker 6: I feels a little weird, but I'll let you know
• 37:40
  Speaker 6: what happened.
• 37:41
  Speaker 1: Maybe because you know, well the question you mind after
• 37:44
  Speaker 1: something about where you got home from the store. You
• 37:46
  Speaker 1: didn't unpack.
• 37:47
  Speaker 6: You No, I unpacked everything from the cold bags. I
• 37:49
  Speaker 6: didn't know they put this in with my face washed
• 37:51
  Speaker 6: and my room temperature stuff, which it was not supposed to.
• 37:54
  Speaker 1: Go in, right, But that even that you just left
• 37:56
  Speaker 1: in the forgot about it. This is what is It's
• 37:58
  Speaker 1: horizon is the brain.
• 38:00
  Speaker 6: Oh, I remember that.
• 38:03
  Speaker 5: And they sell them like by the case, but they're
• 38:06
  Speaker 5: they're not in the I mean again, they have some
• 38:08
  Speaker 5: in the refrigerated milk section.
• 38:10
  Speaker 6: Let's ask.
• 38:13
  Speaker 8: You go to Costco. They're buy the waters and the drinks.
• 38:18
  Speaker 5: They're with all those other ones, the protein drinks and stuff. Okay,
• 38:23
  Speaker 5: Premiere Premiere Protein is the one that Costco always uh
• 38:27
  Speaker 5: pushing on the customers.
• 38:28
  Speaker 6: Yeah right, well I'll go back. Should I go back
• 38:32
  Speaker 6: for Premiere protein or for laughing coucheese.
• 38:34
  Speaker 1: Not laughing cow? What is it fair?
• 38:40
  Speaker 5: I'm saying if you go to uh, you know what,
• 38:42
  Speaker 5: I think I might have an extra case of it
• 38:44
  Speaker 5: if you want it.
• 38:45
  Speaker 6: No, I don't want to take yours.
• 38:46
  Speaker 1: It's it's sitting there. We still have some. We haven't gone.
• 38:48
  Speaker 1: We're not going through it super quick, so you might
• 38:50
  Speaker 1: as well take it.
• 38:51
  Speaker 6: Well, since I'm only using a splash for my coffee,
• 38:53
  Speaker 6: I'll take one. It'll last me a week or.
• 38:55
  Speaker 1: You to take them.
• 38:55
  Speaker 5: And you know, after your husband's done working out with
• 38:57
  Speaker 5: Tony Horton.
• 38:58
  Speaker 6: That's true, he's going to need to replenish it, you
• 39:00
  Speaker 6: know what I mean? Thank you?
• 39:02
  Speaker 1: Comically large, disgusting the Woody Show. And we are into.
• 39:08
  Speaker 5: Another new out, insensitivity training for a politically correct world,
• 39:14
  Speaker 5: and uh Morgan went to power slap Menacey were a
• 39:17
  Speaker 5: power slop as well.
• 39:18
  Speaker 8: Loved it.
• 39:19
  Speaker 1: And then Morgan hung out for the UFC event.
• 39:24
  Speaker 6: She's such a dude.
• 39:25
  Speaker 5: Yeah, she's such a dude. Yeah, but she likes it.
• 39:29
  Speaker 5: She loves all the all the fight and stuff.
• 39:31
  Speaker 8: But there's a lot of women there at these events.
• 39:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah, did you bring did you bring in your pictures?
• 39:36
  Speaker 4: Sorry? What was that?
• 39:36
  Speaker 5: Did you bring in your pictures?
• 39:38
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 39:38
  Speaker 1: Okay, good, did you pictures of the hot chicks?
• 39:40
  Speaker 2: No?
• 39:40
  Speaker 5: No, We sent her on out with a little a
• 39:43
  Speaker 5: little project little yeah, yeah, okay, yeah, so she went
• 39:49
  Speaker 5: around you know who goes to these fights?
• 39:51
  Speaker 1: People who like fighting?
• 39:52
  Speaker 11: Sure, yeah, I fancy themselves fighters or.
• 39:56
  Speaker 1: Tough guys, you know.
• 39:58
  Speaker 5: And so we he sent Morgan out with some photos
• 40:02
  Speaker 5: of people on the Woody Show, of each one of us, asking,
• 40:05
  Speaker 5: you know these tough guys, you know, do you think
• 40:07
  Speaker 5: you could kick this person's ass just looking just looking
• 40:12
  Speaker 5: at it, just looking at at the punt? And we
• 40:14
  Speaker 5: are these the photos that we the station photos?
• 40:17
  Speaker 10: These are a professional publicity one.
• 40:19
  Speaker 6: Okay, yes, all right, pretty generic neutral but yeah.
• 40:23
  Speaker 3: Like Sea Best says, like the fans of your see
• 40:25
  Speaker 3: and I get it now. Once you start training, you're
• 40:27
  Speaker 3: like oh I could do that, just.
• 40:30
  Speaker 6: Ten more years of training.
• 40:32
  Speaker 5: All right, So let me let me see the first picture.
• 40:35
  Speaker 5: It's mine, okay, all right, so I'm just standing there.
• 40:37
  Speaker 5: I got my hands on kind of in your pockets. Yeah,
• 40:41
  Speaker 5: kind of like you know, tucked in my in my pockets.
• 40:43
  Speaker 6: Just an open friendly expression.
• 40:45
  Speaker 5: Yeah, looking, look and gross and fat.
• 40:48
  Speaker 11: You do the class thing that every guy does when
• 40:50
  Speaker 11: you're with any kind of fighters. You have to hold
• 40:51
  Speaker 11: your fist up.
• 40:52
  Speaker 8: Yeah. And now this is you know, not to make fun,
• 40:57
  Speaker 8: but what weight class do you think you would be
• 40:59
  Speaker 8: in for the oh woy? Yeah, if he was going
• 41:03
  Speaker 8: to fight.
• 41:04
  Speaker 1: Well, he'll have to be heavyweight, right everyway.
• 41:10
  Speaker 10: Seven to sixty something.
• 41:12
  Speaker 6: Oh no.
• 41:13
  Speaker 3: But that's the problem with heavyweight is it's like two
• 41:15
  Speaker 3: twenty is maybe maybe seabask can google and it goes
• 41:18
  Speaker 3: up to that, so it's kind of a big. Okay,
• 41:21
  Speaker 3: So you would get your ass kicked by some heavy
• 41:23
  Speaker 3: kidding like they're going to be bigger than you.
• 41:25
  Speaker 1: Have a professional fighter. Let's start there.
• 41:27
  Speaker 8: Well, there's the super heavyweight on the power slab that
• 41:30
  Speaker 8: we're at, and these guys you can't even knock them down.
• 41:32
  Speaker 10: Well, that's different.
• 41:33
  Speaker 3: They had a guy this weekend or last weekend, four
• 41:35
  Speaker 3: hundred and sixty eight pounds.
• 41:39
  Speaker 6: Light heavyweights up to two five and then heavyweights up.
• 41:41
  Speaker 1: So just describe this guy that you were asking the question.
• 41:45
  Speaker 3: Okay, so this guy, we're waiting outside in the arena.
• 41:47
  Speaker 3: Everyone lines up early for the prelims if you're like
• 41:49
  Speaker 3: a serious fanily, and this guy caught my eye because
• 41:53
  Speaker 3: he's literally shadow boxing in line, which is.
• 41:58
  Speaker 4: Sure people don't know a shadow.
• 42:00
  Speaker 10: You're literally punching the air like you know, punching your.
• 42:04
  Speaker 6: Shadows and usually your sniffins.
• 42:05
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and you think you look really cool because I'm
• 42:08
  Speaker 3: on person now and you just look like a loser,
• 42:10
  Speaker 3: you know.
• 42:11
  Speaker 10: So I'm like, this guy looks like a fun time.
• 42:13
  Speaker 5: So she went up and talked to him, brought we'll
• 42:15
  Speaker 5: start with my picture. Brought the picture to him to
• 42:17
  Speaker 5: see what he thought.
• 42:18
  Speaker 3: I'm outside of the T Mobile arena for UFC, and
• 42:21
  Speaker 3: what's your name, Paul, I'm gonna show you some pictures. Okay,
• 42:25
  Speaker 3: So this first guy, you think you can beat him up,
• 42:27
  Speaker 3: no problem. How would you beat him up?
• 42:30
  Speaker 14: I'd probably foot sweep him in the beginning and then
• 42:34
  Speaker 14: and then probably tackle him by the ankles.
• 42:36
  Speaker 7: And get him down.
• 42:37
  Speaker 4: Okay, how long you think it will take you?
• 42:38
  Speaker 7: Twenty five seconds?
• 42:40
  Speaker 4: Five seconds?
• 42:40
  Speaker 1: Okay, all right, so no, no problem.
• 42:44
  Speaker 4: And he weighed probably.
• 42:45
  Speaker 10: Oh he's kind of skinny. So he was making one.
• 42:50
  Speaker 6: Sound like a tough guy.
• 42:52
  Speaker 5: Yeah, he sounds like big pussy from soprano.
• 42:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he's guy. And you didn't tell us fun with that?
• 42:57
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, Fox.
• 43:00
  Speaker 6: Do you think he could take what.
• 43:03
  Speaker 7: You know?
• 43:03
  Speaker 2: What?
• 43:04
  Speaker 1: No, I don't know.
• 43:05
  Speaker 6: He didn't sound like he could.
• 43:06
  Speaker 7: I don't know.
• 43:06
  Speaker 1: He sounds like he does some type I mean, if
• 43:08
  Speaker 1: he's shadowt boxing a lot, he must do some type
• 43:10
  Speaker 1: of like.
• 43:14
  Speaker 8: But my other thing is, though they say twenty five
• 43:16
  Speaker 8: seconds is quick, no it's not. I mean that's pretty long.
• 43:20
  Speaker 8: Like you can get gassed in twenty five sure.
• 43:23
  Speaker 10: Long if you're a professional.
• 43:24
  Speaker 3: But two people that don't know what they're doing a yeah,
• 43:29
  Speaker 3: you know you'd be gassed.
• 43:31
  Speaker 1: By what's what's what's the next photo?
• 43:33
  Speaker 4: Who is our agent? Sebastian?
• 43:35
  Speaker 5: Oh, here's the picture of.
• 43:39
  Speaker 6: Yeah, he looks angry. He looks like he's kind of
• 43:42
  Speaker 6: looking for a fight.
• 43:43
  Speaker 11: Yeah, that's true. I did not want to be there
• 43:44
  Speaker 11: for picture day Smile either, but they made me come back. Well,
• 43:48
  Speaker 11: they made me come back for picture day two because
• 43:50
  Speaker 11: when they asked when they asked us the original picture day,
• 43:52
  Speaker 11: do you want individuals?
• 43:53
  Speaker 1: Is it?
• 43:53
  Speaker 6: That's all right? And I get these emails, you got
• 43:56
  Speaker 6: to come.
• 43:56
  Speaker 1: Back for an other data.
• 43:57
  Speaker 6: Yeah, so he looks pissed. I think that'll help.
• 44:00
  Speaker 8: Okay, he's he has a side for you to make
• 44:02
  Speaker 8: him you look a little bit larger.
• 44:05
  Speaker 1: Asking the shadow boxing UFC fan if he can kick
• 44:09
  Speaker 1: sea basses as all right?
• 44:10
  Speaker 4: This guy?
• 44:11
  Speaker 14: Yeah, yeah, I think I could take him, but I
• 44:14
  Speaker 14: just can't let him get a hold of him.
• 44:15
  Speaker 7: He's a big guy.
• 44:16
  Speaker 3: You know, he's an agent though he's an agent cars,
• 44:20
  Speaker 3: he's an agent for the cart but he has some
• 44:22
  Speaker 3: kind of training.
• 44:23
  Speaker 7: Yeah, you know, it gets out.
• 44:25
  Speaker 3: How long would it take for you to beat him?
• 44:27
  Speaker 3: Three minutes in the first round?
• 44:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, damn, all right, so he can he can
• 44:32
  Speaker 1: hit me in twenty five seconds for me all right,
• 44:35
  Speaker 1: so three three minutes.
• 44:36
  Speaker 5: So far I'm the one that he thinks he can. Uh,
• 44:39
  Speaker 5: he can beat easily the easiest okay, sor right, So
• 44:42
  Speaker 5: SeaBASS will take three minutes.
• 44:44
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 44:44
  Speaker 4: Next up is Vaughn video producer, So Vaughn.
• 44:48
  Speaker 5: Always looks like a giddy child, and every in every picture,
• 44:52
  Speaker 5: the biggest smile, some kind of hand gesture, throw up
• 44:56
  Speaker 5: some type of like you know, rock horns or.
• 44:59
  Speaker 1: Something, and he you know what, it looks like. He
• 45:03
  Speaker 1: looks like a human monster energy can the white ones,
• 45:09
  Speaker 1: So those are.
• 45:09
  Speaker 6: The crazy ones. Sometimes that's always smiling.
• 45:12
  Speaker 8: Yeah, he looks like something that's like a Versace logo.
• 45:16
  Speaker 5: Yeah, all right, So what does this guy think about
• 45:18
  Speaker 5: kicking Vaughan's ass?
• 45:19
  Speaker 4: How about this guy?
• 45:20
  Speaker 7: I gonna mess with him?
• 45:21
  Speaker 14: Yeah, because you know, I'm not for nothing, but because
• 45:25
  Speaker 14: he's black.
• 45:26
  Speaker 1: Well, yeah, that had your kind of heart.
• 45:33
  Speaker 5: Their heads are kind of hard. Wow, black people's heads
• 45:36
  Speaker 5: are kind of hard.
• 45:36
  Speaker 1: That's what he said.
• 45:37
  Speaker 10: He has reasoning, not for nothing.
• 45:39
  Speaker 6: Not but nothing nothing, but the heads are kind of
• 45:42
  Speaker 6: a kind.
• 45:42
  Speaker 1: Of Yeah, they had your kind heart.
• 45:47
  Speaker 14: I mean, I mean, hand on one, you broke your hand,
• 45:50
  Speaker 14: punch on one and I missed and I hit the
• 45:52
  Speaker 14: head and it was yeah when I was a kid.
• 45:54
  Speaker 4: So yeah, tell me more about this story. Why did
• 45:56
  Speaker 4: you hit the guy?
• 45:57
  Speaker 14: Oh my god, Well, back in the day, we used
• 46:00
  Speaker 14: to sell joints five dollars and I gave.
• 46:02
  Speaker 7: Him like twenty of them, and he never paid me.
• 46:05
  Speaker 1: You gonna get yeah, I missed.
• 46:06
  Speaker 7: I hit him in the head. I got a box,
• 46:08
  Speaker 7: this fracture, and I never got paid.
• 46:10
  Speaker 4: And now you'll never hit a black guy again.
• 46:12
  Speaker 14: I don't know about that, but I'm gonna make sure
• 46:13
  Speaker 14: I get him on the jaw. You look like you
• 46:15
  Speaker 14: got some soft cheeks, so yeah, yeah, but.
• 46:17
  Speaker 7: I say I would say, no, he's not gonna mess
• 46:19
  Speaker 7: with von. I'm not gonna mess with.
• 46:21
  Speaker 6: It on your stage.
• 46:22
  Speaker 1: So he goes to the end.
• 46:25
  Speaker 6: I never heard they've got.
• 46:28
  Speaker 7: Hey.
• 46:28
  Speaker 4: If that keeps you from hitting people in this.
• 46:30
  Speaker 5: Good I've heard a lot of steroties about a lot
• 46:32
  Speaker 5: of different groups, and I never heard anybody.
• 46:34
  Speaker 1: Don't.
• 46:35
  Speaker 6: You'll get you right in the horn. You'll hurt yourself.
• 46:36
  Speaker 1: Don't do the.
• 46:38
  Speaker 8: Show fucked like just these people standing there, who are
• 46:43
  Speaker 8: you fard knockers?
• 46:45
  Speaker 2: This is the Woody Show, can be the.
• 46:50
  Speaker 1: I still got a Woody?
• 46:53
  Speaker 3: Are good, old little buddy?
• 46:55
  Speaker 1: Minutes alright, minutes, all right? Menace is standing here in this.
• 46:58
  Speaker 5: Photo the most in arms arms cross he's doing the
• 47:02
  Speaker 5: arms crossed thing, looks slightly angry.
• 47:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he's got like a like a serious look on
• 47:06
  Speaker 1: his face and.
• 47:07
  Speaker 8: It's very pale.
• 47:08
  Speaker 6: This one's all attitude.
• 47:09
  Speaker 5: It's one of the it's one of the it's one
• 47:10
  Speaker 5: of the typical menace poses for photos.
• 47:13
  Speaker 6: But does it back to the future shirt sort of
• 47:16
  Speaker 6: take him.
• 47:16
  Speaker 1: Down a little back to the future racing. Yeah, it
• 47:20
  Speaker 1: doesn't look like it could be caught, you know, like
• 47:21
  Speaker 1: a glint of craziness in his eyes.
• 47:23
  Speaker 6: Yeah, for sure.
• 47:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah, just shine.
• 47:27
  Speaker 5: Morgan is waiting in line to get into the UFC preliminaries. Yeah,
• 47:31
  Speaker 5: this guy's shadow boxing while he's waiting.
• 47:33
  Speaker 10: Line with his friend, by the way, who he was
• 47:35
  Speaker 10: calling Scar.
• 47:38
  Speaker 4: The friend named Scar to paint the.
• 47:39
  Speaker 5: Picture, and so Morgan is showing him pictures of people
• 47:42
  Speaker 5: here on the Woody Show.
• 47:43
  Speaker 1: Can you kick their ass?
• 47:45
  Speaker 4: How about this guy?
• 47:48
  Speaker 9: This guy?
• 47:49
  Speaker 7: This guy?
• 47:52
  Speaker 14: Yeah, uh, thirty seconds, I'm just gonna hit.
• 47:55
  Speaker 4: Him in the jaw in the jaw one one punch.
• 47:57
  Speaker 7: Oh yeah, I'm one punch shot.
• 47:59
  Speaker 4: And why why does he look so easy to beat up?
• 48:02
  Speaker 7: He just looks soft, like like a marshmallow.
• 48:05
  Speaker 3: Yeah, his name is menace. Though he's kind of like
• 48:07
  Speaker 3: a menace in the streets.
• 48:08
  Speaker 7: I'm not afraid of that. Got whatever?
• 48:11
  Speaker 5: Okay, so you're up there with me at that time,
• 48:13
  Speaker 5: You and me, we're gonna get her, allow though, Yeah,
• 48:17
  Speaker 5: all right, who's next?
• 48:19
  Speaker 10: We got g Alright, he's not gonna hit her.
• 48:22
  Speaker 4: He's not gonna hit one.
• 48:23
  Speaker 1: You might want to sometimes, but you know you don't
• 48:25
  Speaker 1: do it hard hits if.
• 48:29
  Speaker 6: Yeah, all right, I don't know. I look too nice
• 48:32
  Speaker 6: to him.
• 48:33
  Speaker 11: The joke, if I say from the back, is what
• 48:35
  Speaker 11: he's gonna say.
• 48:38
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I would hit it.
• 48:44
  Speaker 1: Let's see what he says next time.
• 48:47
  Speaker 3: How about this young lady?
• 48:49
  Speaker 7: No shot, I don'kay. How if she hates me first,
• 48:51
  Speaker 7: I'm just gonna run away.
• 48:53
  Speaker 4: If you were a girl, would you hit her back?
• 48:55
  Speaker 7: Oh?
• 48:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah, And if you were a girl, you could beat
• 48:58
  Speaker 3: her assure.
• 49:00
  Speaker 7: You got them pointy freaking nails too. I don't like those. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 49:05
  Speaker 7: I'm not gonna mess it all at all.
• 49:07
  Speaker 1: Okay, I'm not gonna mess with you.
• 49:11
  Speaker 7: Thank you?
• 49:11
  Speaker 4: All right.
• 49:11
  Speaker 6: Gregory looks really way too nice in that picture, Like, hey,
• 49:17
  Speaker 6: like beer could kick my ass.
• 49:19
  Speaker 8: Yeah, he looked more like a model in the Yeah,
• 49:21
  Speaker 8: he looks like from a Mervyn's catalog.
• 49:25
  Speaker 5: Hit this guy to hate crime. It's not even like
• 49:26
  Speaker 5: automatic hate crime.
• 49:29
  Speaker 1: I just spent a bunch of coals bucks. I don't know.
• 49:33
  Speaker 1: Just talking about hitting a gay dude would be but yeah,
• 49:36
  Speaker 1: you know you'd never know by looking at that photo.
• 49:39
  Speaker 1: That's true.
• 49:40
  Speaker 5: All right, it's a shadow boxing UFC guy in line
• 49:43
  Speaker 5: waiting to get in for the fights. Does he think
• 49:45
  Speaker 5: he can kick Greg Gory's ass?
• 49:47
  Speaker 4: How about this man? Wow?
• 49:49
  Speaker 14: We might we might go to to Toll for a
• 49:50
  Speaker 14: little while. Really, he looks like he's in decent shape. Yeah,
• 49:54
  Speaker 14: so I would say I would beat him, but it's
• 49:58
  Speaker 14: gonna be it's gonna be a good battle.
• 49:59
  Speaker 4: Would you like knock him out or would it be
• 50:01
  Speaker 4: a decision.
• 50:02
  Speaker 7: I'm gonna I'm gonna try to put him in a
• 50:04
  Speaker 7: choker choke hold, yeah, yeah, no problem.
• 50:08
  Speaker 1: Okay. Do you think this dude was one hundred and
• 50:10
  Speaker 1: fifty pounds?
• 50:11
  Speaker 6: Yeah, that's it sounds big, Yeah he does. He sounds
• 50:15
  Speaker 6: like a fat.
• 50:16
  Speaker 5: New Jersey guido. Now where do we he's Boston. Don't
• 50:18
  Speaker 5: put that on Jersey to Boston?
• 50:21
  Speaker 15: Where do we?
• 50:22
  Speaker 7: What do we?
• 50:23
  Speaker 1: Where we put it? We put Greg before or after Vaughan?
• 50:26
  Speaker 6: Well he won't even touch Va.
• 50:28
  Speaker 4: Yeah he's.
• 50:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's hardhead right Next time, Sammy, it.
• 50:35
  Speaker 4: Is our sweet Sammy.
• 50:36
  Speaker 6: Man, this is gonna be brutal.
• 50:38
  Speaker 4: And then this young woman I would.
• 50:40
  Speaker 7: Never but if I was a girl.
• 50:43
  Speaker 14: Like a string bean, you know, like she got no
• 50:45
  Speaker 14: muscle protexture, and she's she's just smiling.
• 50:48
  Speaker 7: She's just too happy. I don't think she's gonna fight back.
• 50:51
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 50:51
  Speaker 6: True, he's got her peggron, but I get in her
• 50:54
  Speaker 6: own words, she'd probably just sit there and cry.
• 50:56
  Speaker 2: True.
• 50:57
  Speaker 6: I think she's a scrapper and how could we could forget?
• 50:59
  Speaker 7: This is you know?
• 51:02
  Speaker 1: Oh my god? Yeah, Bort, you got any what do
• 51:05
  Speaker 1: you think? What do you say? Any prediction?
• 51:08
  Speaker 5: H mister tough guy, I'd say he's probably gonna knock
• 51:11
  Speaker 5: me out of five seconds for his picture.
• 51:13
  Speaker 6: He's like yelling or something's.
• 51:14
  Speaker 1: Got a trench coat.
• 51:15
  Speaker 5: But you may think that's what's gonna happen. Like, what
• 51:16
  Speaker 5: do you think he believed?
• 51:17
  Speaker 1: Do you think he believes that he could kick your ads?
• 51:19
  Speaker 6: He probably thinks I'm a goth, will see, and that
• 51:21
  Speaker 6: he could take me out in a second.
• 51:23
  Speaker 1: Okay, just let's find out this.
• 51:26
  Speaker 4: Is the last one. How about this guy? And this
• 51:28
  Speaker 4: man has anger issues? I'll tell you that allegedly.
• 51:31
  Speaker 7: I'm not going to mess with him. I'm gonna leave
• 51:32
  Speaker 7: him alone.
• 51:33
  Speaker 4: You're not even going to take the fight.
• 51:35
  Speaker 7: No, but he just looks like if you beat him,
• 51:37
  Speaker 7: he might just come back and try to stab you. Yeah, yeah,
• 51:42
  Speaker 7: I've got Yeah, he's off the list.
• 51:44
  Speaker 1: I'll say no.
• 51:45
  Speaker 4: I'll say you ever saw anything on fire.
• 51:48
  Speaker 7: Behind the Walgreens when I was a kid one time
• 51:50
  Speaker 7: and got out of control and we ran away, But
• 51:52
  Speaker 7: we went back an hour later and didn't look like
• 51:54
  Speaker 7: no one got hurt and the building was fine.
• 51:56
  Speaker 1: Okay, Yeah, congratulations to me.
• 52:00
  Speaker 6: Borton, Vaughan were so.
• 52:02
  Speaker 5: I would say it's like myself and Menacer at the
• 52:04
  Speaker 5: top as far as the easiest ass to kick. Yeah,
• 52:08
  Speaker 5: followed by Sea Mass Yeah, then Vaughan, What about Greg?
• 52:13
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry? Then Greg, then Vaughn, then Bored. Yeah he's
• 52:17
  Speaker 1: not going after even and then of course the girls.
• 52:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, Button come back.
• 52:25
  Speaker 3: Some guy that is obsessed with stuff that never trains, Wow,
• 52:28
  Speaker 3: thinks he can kick all y'all's ass.
• 52:30
  Speaker 4: That's good.
• 52:32
  Speaker 6: I mean shadow boxes like a chap.
• 52:34
  Speaker 5: Nobody in here has been in any kind of like
• 52:36
  Speaker 5: a physical altercation as an adults, as a kid. Yeah,
• 52:40
  Speaker 5: but I'm not sure about Gina, because I know for
• 52:44
  Speaker 5: like Greg and.
• 52:45
  Speaker 8: I would say eighteen, I did.
• 52:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I got arrested. That's still that.
• 52:48
  Speaker 8: I don't think I knows.
• 52:49
  Speaker 1: So that was cool.
• 52:49
  Speaker 5: But even eighteen, I wouldn't really count. I wouldn't really count.
• 52:52
  Speaker 5: That's still twelve.
• 52:53
  Speaker 6: I don't think I've scrapped. Doesn't No, I don't know.
• 52:56
  Speaker 11: But obviously I'm the only one who's ever trained. Also,
• 52:58
  Speaker 11: so high five me. Nice you've trained, you say, I mean,
• 53:02
  Speaker 11: who took I've been doing that for more than I did.
• 53:06
  Speaker 11: Talk to a guy though at an event for radio thing. Yeah,
• 53:11
  Speaker 11: I did a UFC style fight, and I being a
• 53:13
  Speaker 11: guy who's three hundred pounds, I.
• 53:15
  Speaker 6: Did a power slap and one and beat everybody and
• 53:17
  Speaker 6: I won a million.
• 53:19
  Speaker 5: Nothing like kind of any official organizations entertainment like street
• 53:24
  Speaker 5: fight and now if anybody's gonna end up in a
• 53:26
  Speaker 5: physical confrontation is probably gonna be c Bass for the
• 53:28
  Speaker 5: card arks or.
• 53:31
  Speaker 11: Throw one punch at me that I did block the
• 53:33
  Speaker 11: sweet that's right, I didn't you. I use a krapmag
• 53:37
  Speaker 11: style like block. You guys are laughing as if that's
• 53:41
  Speaker 11: not a thing.
• 53:41
  Speaker 8: Yeah, people.
• 53:44
  Speaker 1: Show coming up here, for you. Next. Welcome back, Greg.
• 53:51
  Speaker 1: How about this house? Okay, I keep seeing these things
• 53:56
  Speaker 1: and there's a there's a builder in Texas.
• 53:58
  Speaker 5: I guess who's it's specializes in building these underground safe
• 54:04
  Speaker 5: rooms flash fallout have Yeah, bunkers were living a full
• 54:10
  Speaker 5: time type deal. You could if you have to, Yeah,
• 54:12
  Speaker 5: like if there was like some kind of ser clear
• 54:15
  Speaker 5: fallout or something, and there weren't. They're impressive.
• 54:18
  Speaker 1: It was cool.
• 54:19
  Speaker 5: The one I saw was awesome. They this guy again,
• 54:21
  Speaker 5: some builder in Texas, and this guy just got his finished.
• 54:25
  Speaker 5: It was a brand new house. They built it under
• 54:28
  Speaker 5: you know, under the house, and it had these crazy
• 54:31
  Speaker 5: looked like bank vault doors like crank like yeah, so
• 54:36
  Speaker 5: one closes, there's a middle section and there's another one
• 54:38
  Speaker 5: where then that closes and inside there's like a three
• 54:41
  Speaker 5: bedroom bunker.
• 54:43
  Speaker 1: It's got like a theater. So that's in addition to
• 54:45
  Speaker 1: a normal house. Yes, it's up above.
• 54:47
  Speaker 8: I can tell you.
• 54:47
  Speaker 1: I'm obsessed with these full kitchen.
• 54:50
  Speaker 7: Uh.
• 54:51
  Speaker 1: This thing had like some kind of like air system.
• 54:54
  Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, I mean I'm saying, like some crazy French
• 54:57
  Speaker 5: company that makes these like crazy air systems.
• 55:00
  Speaker 8: So mister beast, he does have a video that he
• 55:03
  Speaker 8: released just recently where you go from like one hundred
• 55:06
  Speaker 8: thousand dollars bunker to a billion dollar bunker. So he
• 55:09
  Speaker 8: tours like all of them, they're crazy. The coolest one
• 55:12
  Speaker 8: I saw, though, somebody put in their driveway and they
• 55:15
  Speaker 8: hit a button and the driveway.
• 55:17
  Speaker 5: Lifts, and then yeah, it's pretty good. Cool, that's cool. Well,
• 55:21
  Speaker 5: there's a there's a house in Vegas. Looks ordinary on
• 55:24
  Speaker 5: the outside, but it's hiding this like nineteen seventies bunker
• 55:29
  Speaker 5: underneath it. It's listed for eight point five million gregs.
• 55:32
  Speaker 5: So you know, now the above groundhouse, it's got a kitchen,
• 55:37
  Speaker 5: dining room, living space, one primary bedroom, bathroom, that kind
• 55:41
  Speaker 5: of thing. But again, the main attraction on this thing
• 55:43
  Speaker 5: is this bunker that's twenty six feet below ground.
• 55:47
  Speaker 2: Nice.
• 55:48
  Speaker 5: You can get there by stairs or elevator. Yeah, that's
• 55:51
  Speaker 5: another thing I thought would be cool to have in
• 55:53
  Speaker 5: your house.
• 55:53
  Speaker 1: In the elevator. An elevator.
• 55:55
  Speaker 8: I toured that one in the Mister Beasts video.
• 55:57
  Speaker 1: I saw a house on the market that had an elevator,
• 56:00
  Speaker 1: and I tell you, it ruined the house. It looked
• 56:02
  Speaker 1: it was one of those like cages tubes, like a
• 56:06
  Speaker 1: glass tube. Oh, it looked like like a bed or
• 56:09
  Speaker 1: a shower, like an RV shower or something like a
• 56:12
  Speaker 1: human bank tube.
• 56:12
  Speaker 5: Yes, and yeah, my my mom and my stepdad they
• 56:16
  Speaker 5: live in this like fifty five plus community. And so
• 56:20
  Speaker 5: one of the options I guess that people were going for,
• 56:22
  Speaker 5: because you know, the older but there are two story
• 56:24
  Speaker 5: townhouses that they're living in in this community.
• 56:27
  Speaker 1: Is this elevator option.
• 56:29
  Speaker 6: I would absolutely do that.
• 56:30
  Speaker 9: Now.
• 56:30
  Speaker 5: It's cool because you open the door almost like a
• 56:33
  Speaker 5: bathroom door, and inside is the elevators, and you close
• 56:35
  Speaker 5: the doors, it just looks like it looks like a
• 56:37
  Speaker 5: hallway closet, like yeah, and then so that way you
• 56:40
  Speaker 5: know when your hip eventually goes back and you're old
• 56:42
  Speaker 5: and you can get up town. This can'd be cool
• 56:44
  Speaker 5: to have an elevator. I don't know how much I'd
• 56:46
  Speaker 5: actually use it, but one of my you have a
• 56:48
  Speaker 5: peloton in every years, so I always have an elevator
• 56:51
  Speaker 5: one of those movie apartments where the elevator just opens
• 56:53
  Speaker 5: up and you walk right into your apartment.
• 56:55
  Speaker 6: I stayed in an apartment like that. It ruled in
• 56:57
  Speaker 6: the middle of New York. It was awesome.
• 56:59
  Speaker 5: So the bunker that this house in Vegas, four bedrooms,
• 57:04
  Speaker 5: three bathrooms. It's got this kitchen, a bar, I like
• 57:09
  Speaker 5: a wreck room around. Yeah, it's like a family room.
• 57:13
  Speaker 5: I guess use it for whatever.
• 57:14
  Speaker 1: It's got an indoor swimming pool Gregg inside there. That's
• 57:19
  Speaker 1: pretty cool.
• 57:20
  Speaker 8: You gotta look at it, though, the decor. It looks
• 57:22
  Speaker 8: like a rundown restaurant. I told you it's a nineteen seventies.
• 57:25
  Speaker 8: It's a nineteen seventies bunker. So there's a there's a
• 57:27
  Speaker 8: hall area that acts like an indoor backyard.
• 57:32
  Speaker 1: I was gonna like it look like a yard.
• 57:34
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's got like these sculpted trees, got this programmable
• 57:38
  Speaker 5: fake sky so you feel like you're more above ground
• 57:40
  Speaker 5: because I guess you're stuck there in a nuclear.
• 57:42
  Speaker 1: Fallout like whatever. But yeah, torture. Yeah, so so pretty cool.
• 57:47
  Speaker 5: They say the entire property is about fifteen thousand square
• 57:51
  Speaker 5: feet but a total of five bedrooms six bathrooms across
• 57:55
  Speaker 5: both the homes.
• 57:56
  Speaker 1: But me, you were so right.
• 57:58
  Speaker 5: It looks like kind of like a McDonald. Yeah, that's right,
• 58:02
  Speaker 5: but you can update it everything. The billion dollar the
• 58:06
  Speaker 5: flip on that credit, the billion dollar one that mister
• 58:08
  Speaker 5: Bees went to.
• 58:09
  Speaker 8: Still the the course sucks. Greg, you need to go
• 58:12
  Speaker 8: and help them out.
• 58:13
  Speaker 1: Eight seven bunker help forty four Woody, you can hit
• 58:16
  Speaker 1: us up of the text.
• 58:17
  Speaker 5: Over to two two nine eight Seven's a Woody show.
• 58:24
  Speaker 1: My name is Woody.
• 58:25
  Speaker 5: That is Greg Gory. There's a menace. You got Gina Grass, Yeah,
• 58:30
  Speaker 5: Seabats is here. Yeah, you got Sammy Morgan's taken.
• 58:33
  Speaker 4: New calls.
• 58:33
  Speaker 1: Phones are open eight seven seven forty four Wooding begin
• 58:37
  Speaker 1: send us a text over to two two nine eight
• 58:39
  Speaker 1: seven Idaho prison pen pals hot. Gina loves it.
• 58:44
  Speaker 6: I'm excited.
• 58:46
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm just amazed they're allowed to do it, or
• 58:49
  Speaker 5: they somehow they find a way to do it. If
• 58:53
  Speaker 5: only they were you know, this imaginative and this focused
• 58:57
  Speaker 5: and determined on the outside. It seems like these are
• 59:01
  Speaker 5: the kind of people that if if the effort was
• 59:04
  Speaker 5: applied appropriately, they can probably you know, makes a pretty
• 59:06
  Speaker 5: good contribution to society.
• 59:08
  Speaker 6: Well, some of them are oozing charm. You'll hear it.
• 59:12
  Speaker 7: That's right.
• 59:13
  Speaker 1: That's not a thing, is it.
• 59:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 59:16
  Speaker 5: Just such a good guy, bad guy's crime, right, you
• 59:19
  Speaker 5: know you like you like I do like that kind
• 59:22
  Speaker 5: of a try. It's like her catnip, totally like grizzled,
• 59:25
  Speaker 5: older bad guy. Yeah, Idaho prison pen pals. These are
• 59:29
  Speaker 5: all people looking for love, you guys, are you know,
• 59:31
  Speaker 5: just looking for.
• 59:32
  Speaker 1: Some companionship, papanionship and nothing more. They're lonely on the inside. Yeah,
• 59:38
  Speaker 1: and they want to know you from the inside.
• 59:40
  Speaker 6: Exactly their bunk mates from the inside.
• 59:43
  Speaker 8: They want your money.
• 59:44
  Speaker 5: Yeah, So Greg had that? Am I the a whole question?
• 59:48
  Speaker 5: This dude on social had am I the a whole question?
• 59:51
  Speaker 5: Wanted to get your your take on this. There was
• 59:54
  Speaker 5: a new microwave in the break room at work, and
• 59:57
  Speaker 5: within a couple of days the people in the office
• 59:59
  Speaker 5: all already broken it. Oh no, because you see the
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 5: way the people treat stuff even around here. Yeah, nobody
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 5: takes care of anything. I treated like garbage. And you
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 5: always wonder, how do you at home? How do you
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 5: live at home?
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 1: Right? Well, you have garbage, you throw it on the
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 1: floor right here.
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 8: The dumpster is the refrigerator because the food just stays.
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 1: In there for months.
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 11: Yeah yeah, but Mads, we have signed on eah refrigerator
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 11: that says they're cleaning it out every week.
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 1: It's weird.
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 8: I still see the same spaghetti for three months.
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 5: Wed and since they can't take care of the stuff.
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 5: This dude's company wasn't exactly jumping at the chance to
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 5: get them another microwave. They just got one and you
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 5: broke it within a matter of dates. So he asked
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 5: the co workers, Hey, you guys wanting to pitch on
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 5: a new one. We bought one for the studio. I
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 5: bought one for the studio here. It was like a
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 5: hundred bucks.
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they're not they're not crazy.
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 5: You don't get a crazy one. Not super expensive. But
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 5: they still said, no, nobody want the chip in. So
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 5: he went and he bought one himself, and because no
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 5: one else wanted the chip in, he put a lock
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 5: on it and he's the only one to use it.
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 6: Oh nice.
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 5: Okay, So his co worker said he's a but I
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 5: don't think he's a jerk. I mean, he didn't know
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 5: you broke the other one. Nobody wanted to chip in.
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 5: He really wanted to have a microwave work, so he
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 5: made it happen. Yeah, it's not for you, you didn't
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 5: want to chip in. I don't think he's a jerk.
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 1: I think it's funny.
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  Speaker 6: It's hilarious something that happened to Yeah, yeah, I was
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 6: gonna say, seabeck, how do you feel about this?
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 1: Uh? Justice, right? But I mean you're a hole?
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 15: Right?
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 8: No, I don't think he's a hole. And to one
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 8: up it, I would probably buy my own and put
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 8: it right next to it and put a lock on
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 8: it just to be funny. I wouldn't be offended by it.
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 6: He is an a hole, but he's right, Like it's
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 6: an a hole move, but he's right.
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 1: Asked everybody if they wanted to chip in on it,
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 1: and you don't want to, but people might have had
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 1: to put in like seven bucks a year.
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 6: Yeah, no, I get it. I just think it's like, okay,
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 6: we get it.
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 5: When he wasn't the one to break the other one,
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 5: it was all the other monsters in the in the
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 5: office who just don't take care of things. Those same
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 5: people don't want to chip in.
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 1: For the new one.
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 5: You can see where he wouldn't want these people touching
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 5: this microwave.
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 6: How do you even put a lock on a microwave?
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 5: Well, I think he had it maybe in a cabinet
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 5: or something. My guess he had locked You know.
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 11: Great question, Geena, Because for some reason they changed that
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 11: our microwave in one of these kitchens here for no
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 11: good reason. And the one they have now auto locks
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 11: on completion, So like a like, how do you unlock
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 11: it that? Well, there's an unlock button. It's very easy,
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 11: but it's also completely unnecessary and you can.
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 5: Probably I didn't know they had locks on the actual
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 5: on the microwave itself, there's a lot I mean, not
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 5: not a key lock, but like probably the.
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 11: Digital right you're like one little button, this is unlock
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 11: because I would hit to throw something there for a minute,
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 11: I go what And then there's a little.
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 1: Key there, like what key?
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 12: What?
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 5: So is it kind of like uh, when you start
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 5: the like a front front loading washer, the door locks,
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 5: like when you start the washer, oh yeah, and you
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 5: have to stop yet when then you pause it, you
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 5: need to add something, repose it, and you have to
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 5: wait for the go click and then you can open
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 5: the door.
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 11: But you have to press a separate button to open
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 11: your mic which I've been I've been considering this now
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 11: for months, like, hu, what would the purpose of this be?
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 6: I already know because kids are getting dumber and everyone's
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 6: getting more litigious. Exactly, this is another child safety.
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 11: Degrees exactly, Yeah in your hot pocket. But even though, Okay, Gina,
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 11: I see how that could be an inspiration. But if
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 11: a kid can figure out how to use a microwave.
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 1: They can figure out what.
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 6: Very good point.
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 5: But I don't know if it's for the kid who
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 5: put the stuff in the microwave. Maybe the parents put
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 5: something in the microwave and the little kid comes around
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 5: just like, yeah, it starts messing.
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 1: With I don't know, man, And why would we buy
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 1: that for the office.
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 5: Well, so in this particular case, uh, people were like
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 5: saying what we are, like, no, this guy's not the
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 5: a hole. And then there were people who were outraged
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 5: that nobody thought he was an ahole.
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 6: It's funny, but these are the people who.
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 5: Break stuff and don't take care of things, and then
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 5: they they just want other people to take care of
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 5: the problem so they can continue to use and abuse
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 5: things that they had nothing.
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 1: They have no skin in the game.
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 6: They didn't That's exactly what I was going to say,
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 6: have no skin in the game.
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 8: He's not a hole. He's hilarious.
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah, hilarious.
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 5: It's even funnier though, if it's sitting right there on
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 5: the open counter and they can't open it because it's
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 5: got this microwave lock.
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 1: That's pretty that's pretty funny.
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 8: I'm seeing this.
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 11: It is Uh, it's for child child's safety, because you
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 11: know how when you were a kid, you just died
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 11: all the time.
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 5: I die with how many skin gras. Someone said the
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 5: hotel is just at the microwave had a button to
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 5: push to unlock. I felt like an idiot trying to
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 5: open that thing.
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 6: Well you should feel like an idiot for putting that
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 6: feature on. And it's this may be a federal mandate,
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 6: which God, stay off.
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 1: Laws off my microwaves.
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 8: You that's how the microwave probably got broken. Somebody was
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 8: trying to rip the door open.
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 1: Maybe how do you even break a microwave put in it?
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 5: Yeah, they don't put all kinds of stuff you're not
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 5: supposed to put in them.
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe they too hard. Yeah we did that on
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 1: Perpect Herges.
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 5: Six Star Wars eight seven, seven forty four. Woodie text
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 5: over to two to ninety seven. You got the Idaho
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 5: prison pen palace thing ready to go loaded. Baby, all right,
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 5: so these are all be Maybe we'll make a love
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 5: connection here, it would be nice. Maybe you'll you'll find
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 5: your new boo. Yeah, yeah, I can't Benji, maybe we'll
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 5: find you a girlfriend. Do ladies do this too or
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 5: is it just the dudes?
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 6: Every so often they put a ladies one in. But
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 6: she's just she's like, hey, I just said, you know,
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 6: come j Palmy, put a little money on my book.
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 8: I'm breathing exactly.
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 5: Yes, the guys have to like sing and they work
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 5: for it and do stuff all right, anyway, that's next. Idahope,
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 5: prison pen Pals. After the break here on the Woody.
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 9: Show, he took a doll of mayonnaise, slapped it down
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 9: on the leather couch and stuck his bare butt on it.
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 1: And like wiggled it around, wigled it around. We'll be
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 1: right back.
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 7: So much uh.
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 5: So many different avenues friendsertainment between you know, the traditional television,
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 5: all the streaming stuff. That also includes the things that
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 5: you find like on social media. And one of the
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 5: things that Gina said that she was all about and
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 5: she's the one that introduced us to it. I had
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 5: never heard of this before, but Idaho prison pen Pals. Yeah,
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 5: they're the best because you know, she likes all the
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 5: true crime stuff. Yeah, prison And Greg brought up that
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 5: she's attracted to the bad boys.
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 8: She is crime.
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 5: Yeah they do anyway. So these are these are guys,
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 5: they're they're in jail in Idaho. Yeah, they're Idaho prison inmates.
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 6: Yeah, they're at the correctional facility. And they they want
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 6: to reach out to the community. They want to spread
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 6: their wings and get to know all of us. So
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 6: they put these little videos together and in the hopes
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 6: that somebody will write them back. So first, let's meet
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 6: our new buddy, Devin Elmore. He thinks a fun little
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 6: joke is the best way to introduce himself.
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 1: Joe, for you, you ever heard of dunk meat sausage?
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 7: You ever tried it? You say?
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 9: No?
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 7: Duck down?
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 1: Up like jokes and uh, good time chilling out here
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 1: in Ideaho. Tell me a little bit about yourself and
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 1: send a prepig. Yeah that's what you're doing, just chilling
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 1: out in Idaho.
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 8: Ide is ICP related?
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 6: Can you explain that joke?
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 12: No?
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 1: For you, you ever heard of duck meat sausage? Duck
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 1: meat sausage?
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 7: Heard of?
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 1: Have you ever heard of duckat sausage? Never tried it?
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 7: No duck down?
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 1: So oh so basically, suck my d d down the
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 1: duck down and get you some right sausage if you're
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 1: ducking you meat sausage. Yeah, terrible.
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 8: I understand why he's in prison.
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 1: Now do we know why he's You're.
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 6: Going to guess why he's in prison. Three guesses why
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 6: Devin Elmore is in prison right now?
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 1: Criminally bad jokes?
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 6: Is it arson?
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 1: Okay?
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 6: Aggravated assault or kidnapping?
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 1: Easy? Aggravated assault?
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 16: Arson, aggravated assault or kid that's a dude who thinks
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 16: he's real funny and he doesn't like being disrespected, especially
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 16: out of in public at a bar.
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 8: Perhaps I can also hear like.
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 5: The weird energy he's got, so like maybe like an
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 5: ADHD kind of like going on see that, and maybe
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 5: like if you actually had the time to mentally stop down,
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 5: slow down, think about it, he wouldn't have done that.
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 1: But it was just kind of impulsive. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 1: yeah yeah.
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 8: Kidnapping is a close second, though.
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 5: I was I was thinking between arson and the aggravated
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 5: But I'm gonna go aggravated assault, Okay.
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 6: Everybody's aid, I'm gonna say arson.
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 16: Okay, because you can back your way into kidnapping. Accidentally,
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 16: you steal a car. There's a kid in the man
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 16: that way, all right? Well, the correct answer for Devin Elmore.
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 16: He is in prison because of aggravated assault. That was
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 16: the way you talked through.
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 6: That made a lot of sense.
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 1: Very good you hear it.
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 6: Yeah, so far off to a good start. Well let's
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 6: move on to or Hey Lopez. This guy has a
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 6: silky smooth voice and like Sea Bass, wants you to
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 6: know he's a thousand percent.
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 2: Oh sweet, you ain't gotta say too much from the
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 2: King good. You want to hit me, you ain't gotta
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 2: come me, your fell And just as bad as you
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 2: want to talk, I want to talk to listen, no creepy, no,
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 2: I want women only and we straight as a hair
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 2: over her.
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 11: Yeah, yeah, your feeling that the original song you ain't
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 11: gotta call me, You're felling you feel really a beautiful song.
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 2: You ain't gotta say too much from the King A
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 2: good thing. You want to hit me, you ain't gotta
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 2: come me, your fell And just as bad as you
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 2: want to talk, I want to talk to.
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 1: His whole rhythm is off. He's not he's not, he's
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 1: not a word.
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 6: It reminds me of the guys the defendants in court,
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 6: like do you have anything saying? They're like to the
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 6: person I heard.
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 11: Sorry, okay, you might know the reference here. That was
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 11: from master P presents the five O four Boys. What
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 11: I can tell really wasn't that original?
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 4: Are you serious?
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 8: You don't you know that?
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 1: Yes, you know the five four I know the song.
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 11: Yes, yeah, changed the word hip hop again out of
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 11: the way. You got to say the original words are
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 11: you ain't got to say too much for you. Look
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 11: in your eyes.
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 6: I can tell you want to fight. You got call
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 6: me your boo just as bad as you want to
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 6: f I want to f to. It was about to
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 6: get undue credit.
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 8: That's super random because like you know, you played Doctor
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 8: Dre the Chronic And and then Sam was like, what
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 8: song is this?
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 1: She's like master P, I guess.
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 4: I know the song.
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 10: I could have told you who's saying it?
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah, full surprise. He wants ladies.
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 10: And he changed the words to hit me up and
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 10: not f because.
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 6: You know he's a nice guy.
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 8: I mean, I did see you eating raps next.
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 6: All right, Well, why he is in prison? Is Horry
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 6: Lopez in prison for possession of controlled substance, identity, theft
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 6: or shoplifting exceeding five thousand dollars.
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 1: Let's do shoplifting. Give me the options.
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 6: One more time, possession of a controlled substance, maybe identity theft,
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 6: No shoplifting exceeding five thousand dollars possible.
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 1: I'm going one possession, possession shoplifting.
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 8: Yeah, it's either one or three.
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah, three three.
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 6: He was the organizer of a big ring of shoplift.
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah, from home depots or something. S I'll tell them all.
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 6: Right, final answer. Okay, Wood, you crush at this game.
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 6: He is in prison for possession of a controlled substance.
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 6: All right. Well, hopefully there's more because we're about to
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 6: meet John mcguira.
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 7: All right.
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 6: He's an out of the box thinker when it comes
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 6: to protecting our borders.
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 5: Okay, here is John an Idaho prison pen pals solution.
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 12: For the wall. Okay, I've got a team of signedists
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 12: right now tracking Bigfoot. We're going to catch Bigfoot, a
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 12: lady Bigfoot, and we're gonna make baby bigfoots. Put them
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 12: all up and down the wall, little Bigfoot huts. Okay,
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 12: you think twice before you bring your bad people into
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 12: our country.
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 1: Okay, I mean what so he just has.
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 6: It's more of a platform. He's campaigning Murray out of
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 6: his open mic material exactly.
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 1: So let's comedians, dude.
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 6: Yeah, let's see if we can figure out why John
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 6: is in prison. Is it eluding a police officer in
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 6: a motor vehicle, solicitation of a prostitute, or vandalism number one? Yeah,
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 6: you don't go to prison too much for vandalism.
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 12: So yeah, a solution for the wall. Okay, I've got
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 12: a team of signists right now tracking Bigfoot. We're gonna
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 12: catch Bigfoot, a lady Bigfoot, and we're gonna make baby
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 12: bigfoots put them all up and down the wall.
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 6: So I don't see a prostitution, eluding a police officer
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 6: in a motor vehicle, solicitation of a prost or vandalism.
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 8: Number one for sure.
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 5: But he's still in jail after like eluding the cops.
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 5: I guess what whatever you were running from. He's too funny,
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 5: solicitation of prostitution or he's still in jail.
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 8: I don't getting prostitute vibe.
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 11: This one's tough. Nothing's jumping out of me. To go
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 11: jail for prostitution, you have to be like, it has
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 11: to be their tenth offense.
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 5: You got to be running hose. You know what I'm
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 5: saying you got a pimp, don't get Yeah, what are
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 5: your guess is? Greg, I'm gonna go with because it's
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 5: random vandalism, sway me, what do you got?
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 8: Number one?
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 1: Number one?
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 13: Also going vandalism for summer because it seems like a
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 13: weird guy and maybe he did enough damage it.
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 1: Was like a protest.
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 5: Yeah, exactly, I'll say I'm gonna go with the looting.
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 5: And he's in jail. Good more for I mean, that
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 5: was just aggravated the situation. But whatever he was running
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 5: crime he didto the chasing him in the first place,
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 5: aggravated a looting.
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 1: Aggravated a looting.
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  Speaker 6: Wood He cannot be stopped there in a motor vehicle.
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  Speaker 1: And now do you know what he did?
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  Speaker 5: They trying to pull him over in the first place?
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  Speaker 1: Was suspect? Was it just for speeding? And he wouldn't
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  Speaker 1: stop it.
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  Speaker 6: It could have been here, you know, a California roll
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  Speaker 6: you know stop sign, but he just kept driving. All right,
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  Speaker 6: all right, let's keep going. We have two more. Let's
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  Speaker 6: meet Jamie Joyce. He compares his lady to I wear
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  Speaker 6: all right, here we go.
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  Speaker 1: Here's Jamie Joyce.
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  Speaker 2: I like my girl the way I like my glasses
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  Speaker 2: slim but thinking all the right spots.
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  Speaker 1: And I can see you you sit on my face,
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  Speaker 1: all right?
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  Speaker 6: Oh one liner yeah or two liner? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: All right? What are the options?
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  Speaker 6: Stalking, involuntary manslaughter, stalking, possession of a controlled substance.
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  Speaker 1: I mean I already heard stalking.
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  Speaker 5: I like my girl the way I like my glasses,
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  Speaker 5: slim but thinking.
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  Speaker 8: All the right spots.
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  Speaker 1: Sit on my face, like I like my girls running
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  Speaker 1: away from me. Tru you said stalking. Yep, I'm glombing
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  Speaker 1: on because you were winning.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, it just jumped out and like I got a
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  Speaker 5: really strong gut feeling on that one. Okay, but watch
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  Speaker 5: it be wrong. I like my girl like like a
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  Speaker 5: girl with her doors unlocked. Yeah all right, And the
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  Speaker 5: answer is the answer is possession of.
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  Speaker 8: That fine.
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  Speaker 6: Such a catchup, damn all right, the one last one?
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  Speaker 6: All right, you got it. Uh, let's get to Javier A. Roseco.
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  Speaker 6: Pretty straightforward. He wants to just tell you straight what
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  Speaker 6: he's looking for.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, bang my line.
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  Speaker 15: If you're trying to talk, don't hit me up. If
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  Speaker 15: you ain't really trying to talk, get to know me,
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  Speaker 15: trying to deal with that and no more, and bang
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  Speaker 15: my mind if you want to bang my line, Yeah,
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 15: you me bang my line on twenty three Jesus.
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  Speaker 5: Wow, yeah, bang his line, bang my line? All right,
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  Speaker 5: so hit me up, bang my line, okay, or you know,
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  Speaker 5: f with me. I want to make it a call
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  Speaker 5: to like a company on something and I needed to
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  Speaker 5: call me back. Heyo, bang my line?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah all right?
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  Speaker 6: See is he locked up for tax evasion?
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  Speaker 1: Does he have a job we don't know.
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  Speaker 6: Disturbing the peace, controlled substance and assault.
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  Speaker 5: Controlled substance and sounds controlled substance is an agreement on
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  Speaker 5: that he sounds dumb?
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  Speaker 7: Yes?
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  Speaker 16: Yeah, agree, Okay, so no tax evasion final answer, I
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  Speaker 16: think no job.
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  Speaker 6: Javier is in prison for controlled substance and assault.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah good. What's what's the Idaho prison pen.
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  Speaker 6: Whole prison pen pals and is the Idaho Correctional Institute.
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  Speaker 5: And is there a direct link on there where they can.
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  Speaker 6: It's all aggregated to this Instagram account, to the Idea
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  Speaker 6: Prison pen Pals account because they're not quote unquote supposed
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  Speaker 6: to be doing this. It's not encouraged, but it finds
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  Speaker 6: a way.
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  Speaker 1: Okay.
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  Speaker 5: I'm saying like, if you really kind of felt a
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  Speaker 5: connection there in some way, should performs.
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  Speaker 6: Look them up on the Instagram and then hit up
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  Speaker 6: there Jason that.
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  Speaker 1: More show is next.
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  Speaker 7: Showing.
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  Speaker 1: All right, welcome back.
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  Speaker 5: So this guy he uh, he won a million bucks
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  Speaker 5: on a scratcher ticket and this like a few months ago,
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  Speaker 5: and he's been partying hella hearts in.
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  Speaker 1: The last three months. Why wouldn't you How hard has
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 1: he partied? Well, he woke up one morning and he
• 1:17:26
  Speaker 1: couldn't walk.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, and he couldn't breathe, and he ended up getting
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 5: rushed to the hospital and the doctors told him that
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 5: his excessive partying led to a bilateral pulmonary embolism aka
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 5: blood clots.
• 1:17:39
  Speaker 1: In the lungs. That's how you do it. And so
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  Speaker 1: the good news is he's going to live. The bad
• 1:17:45
  Speaker 1: news it's like a six to nine month recovery and
• 1:17:48
  Speaker 1: the guy says it's given him a new outlook on life.
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  Speaker 1: It's like, dude, calm down, your medical bills will be
• 1:17:53
  Speaker 1: a million dollars.
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  Speaker 6: One of the hundreds of people who have been better
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  Speaker 6: off without winning.
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  Speaker 5: Now this is this is England. I'm not sure how's
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  Speaker 5: their healthcare system?
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  Speaker 1: Do you pay us?
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  Speaker 7: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Is it universal?
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  Speaker 7: You don't?
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  Speaker 1: You don't pay you pay taxis. But but what I'm
• 1:18:07
  Speaker 1: saying is like when you go, you don't get a
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  Speaker 1: bill from the doctor. Right, good, great question. I have
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  Speaker 1: no idea. You know, I'm not a big international game.
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  Speaker 6: I do have universal healthcare, okay, Google, right.
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  Speaker 1: Like whatevers? You know, medical bills, medical bills.
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  Speaker 9: You want?
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  Speaker 5: But yeah, you want, you want a million dollars? Calm down,
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  Speaker 5: it's cool. I mean, who wouldn't take a million bucks fun?
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  Speaker 5: You know who also was partying pretty hard?
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  Speaker 1: Uh?
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  Speaker 5: This substitute teacher in Vermont in the news. One of
• 1:18:37
  Speaker 5: the kids knew something was off, so they told the principal.
• 1:18:40
  Speaker 5: Principal pulls the teacher out of the class and ask
• 1:18:42
  Speaker 5: her if she's okay, and she said that she was
• 1:18:45
  Speaker 5: great thanks to the cocaine that she had not only
• 1:18:50
  Speaker 5: in her system but in her jacket. And the cops
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  Speaker 5: they were called and they found even more coke in
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  Speaker 5: her backpack. She was arrested and so fire.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, oh, is there a snitching box at your kid's school?
• 1:19:04
  Speaker 8: Have you heard about this?
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  Speaker 9: What?
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  Speaker 12: Yeah?
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  Speaker 8: I heard like this report where there's like these new
• 1:19:08
  Speaker 8: snitching boxes where kids can write notes and then you know,
• 1:19:12
  Speaker 8: whistle blowers. Yeah, and just drop them in.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, the gossip girl. Yeah, I'm not sure.
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  Speaker 5: In Canada, this guy, he was going down the highway
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  Speaker 5: pretty late at night. He was becoming increasingly paranoid, so
• 1:19:25
  Speaker 5: he got so scared he called the cops to tell
• 1:19:27
  Speaker 5: him that he was being followed by another car. And
• 1:19:31
  Speaker 5: the cops they found the guy. They pulled him over
• 1:19:33
  Speaker 5: and they noticed that, hey, man, you're the only car
• 1:19:35
  Speaker 5: on the road. They also noticed that the driver was
• 1:19:38
  Speaker 5: showing paranoid behavior due to the smell of some freshly
• 1:19:42
  Speaker 5: burnt weed that was coming from the car. Turns out
• 1:19:45
  Speaker 5: the guy had gotten so high that he thought he
• 1:19:48
  Speaker 5: was being followed the entire time, and there was there
• 1:19:50
  Speaker 5: was nothing there.
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  Speaker 1: To begin with.
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  Speaker 5: It happened, so he was arrested. They charged him with
• 1:19:54
  Speaker 5: operating a motor vehicle while being impaired by a drug.
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  Speaker 1: Which is the thing.
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  Speaker 8: I don't know.
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  Speaker 6: We have this menace aliens, right, Yeah, it was being followed,
• 1:20:02
  Speaker 6: that's for damn.
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  Speaker 5: I love those stories of the guys who get so
• 1:20:04
  Speaker 5: high they call the cops, or what about the cops
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  Speaker 5: that they were cops themselves, right, they got so high
• 1:20:10
  Speaker 5: and they had the brownies. Yeah, and they called the cops.
• 1:20:14
  Speaker 5: Because they thought they were dying.
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  Speaker 8: I don't believe, like I believe. I mean, if you
• 1:20:18
  Speaker 8: get really really high, yes you get paranoid, but you
• 1:20:20
  Speaker 8: always get paranoid about yourself, like you're gonna die, like
• 1:20:24
  Speaker 8: but have a heart attack or something like that. The cops, yes,
• 1:20:27
  Speaker 8: they believe. But the story about oh I'm being followed, like,
• 1:20:30
  Speaker 8: I don't know. I don't relate to that. The one
• 1:20:33
  Speaker 8: time I got mega high at a hotel room, I
• 1:20:35
  Speaker 8: thought there were ghosts in the room. Because no, it's
• 1:20:39
  Speaker 8: always like self inflicted things. I think that are going
• 1:20:43
  Speaker 8: to happen.
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  Speaker 6: You do, maybe, Yeah, I've had the external paranoia too.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, but that's your baseline, like.
• 1:20:52
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. If Karma doesn't hit him, you can hit him
• 1:21:31
  Speaker 1: right sometimes karma is busy. Yeah, it usually is.
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  Speaker 5: And nothing says you can't lend a hand. This is
• 1:21:36
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• 1:21:42
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• 1:21:44
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• 1:21:46
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  Speaker 5: double M.
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  Speaker 1: I quit this bitch,