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39. The SCP Olympics · Amigos, Afraid!

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  Oh guys, I'm wheezing as a result of what we did this
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  weekend. Hit that inhaler and wake the
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  fuck up. I'm trying, guys.
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  I'm gonna die. He's dying.
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  I'm gonna die. This podcast just a muriendo.
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  Nothing. Whereas Brian.
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  I'm trying I'm locking in body. Here, take your inhaler.
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  Oh my God, not the ball spray. Welcome back.
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  Guys, happy Thursday. Happy Thursday.
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  We're having a good start to your day or middle of the day
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  or. Or end of the day, end of your
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  day. And if you're not a true fan,
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  maybe you're not even listening on Thursday.
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  Happy Friday. Happy Friday, Saturday, Sunday.
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  Monday, Tuesday. Wednesday.
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  And we're back to Thursday. And we're back to Thursday.
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  Welcome back, guys. It's a pleasure to have you
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  here. Guess what we did?
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  If you're thinking run fair, you're right.
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  We we did mention that we were going to go again and we did.
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  We went and honestly this time was a little bit more fun.
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  I had the most fun that I've ever like.
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  I've never experienced that fun. It was.
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  It was that fun. There's a very key things we
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  need to talk to you about. One thing that was repeated many
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  times is my insane magical abilities that just how.
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  Sparked that day. Have you bought that lottery?
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  Ticket. I haven't, but the numbers,
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  they're in there. The numbers are.
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  Am I gone? No.
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  I'm just going to. My ink is magical.
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  I'm just going to circle the correct ones.
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  OK. And a boom billionaire.
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  I believe in you. Thank you because I believe in
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  you. I believe that you'll give me at
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  least. Absolutely of it.
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  Aim. I like that you aim high.
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  Keep that, keep that optimism. The quarters on that friend.
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  Interesting. OK, I already won the lottery.
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  This was your test to see if I was going to give you more than
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  a quarter. Oh no, you failed.
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  I'm fine with 5% of the billion dollar win.
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  No, it's a lot of my problems. Oh my goodness.
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  Is there anything that you want to start off with?
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  Because we did so much. Shout out to Matt, Frenchy,
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  Steph and. Melissa, who we brought and had
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  a great time. I think hopefully it becomes a
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  yearly tradition just like Oktoberfest.
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  Who did you go as? I did want to say that we had
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  better outfits. This.
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  Time no week 1. I like pirate themed but
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  something about cottage core just feels more renaissance fair
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  to me. Pirate is just like.
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  I, I kind of disagree. I think when I think
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  Renaissance, I think of all of the factions and, you know,
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  groups that were around that time, and pirates are for sure
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  one of them. Pirates been around?
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  Yeah, I when I think of Renaissance, like medieval, I
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  think of Game of Thrones and the Iron Islands, who are like the
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  pirates. They're fucking cool.
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  Like that would be a cosplay that I would like to do.
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  They're like, they're like pirates, but they're not like
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  traditional yard made. No, they're like seaweeds.
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  They look like seaweed. They look like, imagine the
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  collab, the Game of Thrones Hairspray collab.
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  No, I don't know how to explain it.
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  It's just as ragged, roughed by the sea.
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  And I think that is exactly what they.
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  OK, Yeah. But anyways.
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  I would love to see that I've never seen.
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  I will show you a picture. I will show you a picture.
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  I think they're bad ass. Damn, I just like my cute little
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  cottage corps fairy moment. Yeah, to say.
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  Well and some really pretty wings.
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  Melissa went on a corset and looked snatched with her little
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  glasses too. She looked like a cool bro.
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  Yeah, we killed it and we had. Really like great photos.
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  So many great photos. I saw the pictures after the
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  fact of like the frames that we took and I, I kind of, I kind of
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  ate that. The lighting just, it was
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  perfect. We look airbrushed, we look
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  skinty, we look like we're mogging.
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  Mogging everyone horror farming at the Ren fair.
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  Yeah, for the for the record, if you haven't seen the Instagram
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  post, I went dressed up as a gnome.
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  A green garden gnome, Brian when dressed up as.
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  Just an ELF, Generic ELF. Yeah, but with with that, how,
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  how, what's the length of your 19 inch wig?
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  It was, it was really fun. I had a really good time.
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  I I have to say that being a gnome is probably the funnest
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  I've had at at the Ren Fair. I every time I saw an elf, I
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  would say like cousin or brother Matt also dressed up as an elf.
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  And there was a point where we were waiting in line for
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  something for, for, for beer. And then I saw a group of elves
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  coming on. My group, this is my time.
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  This is my time. So as soon as they started
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  getting closer, I'm like cousins, brothers.
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  And they just played along. And then that group, we started
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  celebrating, we started hugging. Guess who came?
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  Another group of elves. Yep, there's like 12 of them.
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  And then we just started dancing in a circle.
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  We took a group gnome picture. It was the best thing ever.
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  Probably the happiest I've been in a long time.
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  I'm kidding. No, I'm kidding.
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  It was so. It was so fun.
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  That was a good day for Jerry because we also saw a very big
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  bird. Oh, I had a stop.
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  I had. I had a.
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  He's. Still shook.
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  I'm still shook. Guys, we saw a bald eagle.
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  Yes, you heard that right. A bald eagle.
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  A bald eagle in Irwindale. They're not supposed to be
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  there. They're supposed to be over by
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  Mount Baldy. Listen, I know that his, you
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  know that that there has been eagles that have nest that have
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  nested in the past in the San Gabriel Mountains, which are
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  right there. We're at the Foothill.
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  The closest pair that I know of is Jackie and Shadow and Big
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  Bear, the Big Bear who are continuing.
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  No, but I mean you're not too not too far.
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  Who are you could nest there that are currently nesting
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  there, but to have but to have a fucking eagle just fishing in
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  broad daylight in Irwindale shook.
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  I ran. I saw it and I ran.
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  And then the people that were lucky enough to like view it and
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  and and see it happen right in front of them.
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  I'd asked, I asked them like, is that was that a bald eagle like
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  or was I tripping? Am I hallucinating?
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  I've only had one beer And now they're like, yeah, it was a
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  bald eagle. And I'm like, Oh my God.
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  But I did see it for a split second, the yellow beak, the
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  yellow talons, and then I just swooped and it was gone.
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  I don't know who I was describing this to, but I was
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  telling them it might have been Andrew, that it was as if we
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  were in medieval times when we saw a dragon.
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  Literally. Pointing at the sky, literally.
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  Oh my God. What is that, a dragon?
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  What is that? A dragon and then running
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  towards it to verify I. Mean Iqs I collective IQ of a
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  potato. And this eventually leads into
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  the manifestation of my magical power.
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  Oh. My God, yes, because you were
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  saying it the whole time. The whole time, OK, before we
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  many weird things happen that I manifested with intent.
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  Well, not intent. One of them was accidentally and
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  I think it just set everything off.
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  I'm there with Melissa. We're a couple feet in front of
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  of Jerry and he's telling the group like, Oh yeah, we saw it.
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  Hopefully we see it again. I whisper in her ear, her ear
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  like I am a I'm a prank Jerry. So I go up to Jerry and I gasp
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  and go, oh, my God, look, Jerry turns in the direction.
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  He's like, oh, my God, yeah, there it is.
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  I thought he was playing, playing along.
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  I thought we were doing a little bit.
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  And then I look over in there, it is literally where I'm
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  pointing in the gap of the trees.
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  We see it again. It was in the gap of a tree,
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  huge tree. I don't know.
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  He was fucking around. I thought he was dead serious.
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  As soon as I looked, I spotted a big ass bird.
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  I'm like, there it is. And I and I was so happy because
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  I was telling Melissa who who had missed it the first time.
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  We're going to see it again. And this is where I'm going to
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  add my story. So following the the bald eagle,
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  Matt and I were walking and I'm like, no, I'm going to see it
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  again. We're going to see it again.
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  I had it. He I had ADD 12.
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  He had AD 20. He like, we got to roll for it.
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  I'm like, let's do it. He rolled.
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  We got an 18. I think 18 or 19.
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  It was an 18. It was an 18.
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  We're like, oh, that's pretty high.
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  And I'm like, oh, I have AD 12. We'll roll.
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  I'll roll it to see in what hour we're going to see it.
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  I roll the one. So then I'm like, we're going to
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  see it within the first hour. And then 5-7 minutes later you
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  come to me and then we're in a group again.
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  And then you say that and you call it out unintentionally and
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  I see the, I see it. Oh, Jerry, you just gave me
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  chills. I did not know that part.
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  Yeah, so that was a role that I was freaking out.
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  I. Knew about that the the D20.
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  I did not know about seeing it within the hour.
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  I did the D12 right after and then you fucking around
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  manifested it because I mean, I wasn't looking that way.
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  You called it out. I was drunk, by the way.
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  I was one tall cannon. We were about to go get our
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  second one. I was.
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  Feeling good, I I think we transcend.
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  Transcended. We did.
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  We transcended into freaking the Renaissance.
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  Yeah, but bald eagles, there was gnomes, there was beer, there
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  was just vibes. There was just a good time.
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  Go to the Renfair guys. There was also a second instance
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  of me manifesting. Yes, this is This is the one
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  that I was referring to before. Completely forgot about the
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  eagle. Forgot I forgot about the eagle.
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  So I go to the Renfair, right, we're going that morning and I
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  mentioned it kind of early on to to the group.
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  I'm like guys, by the wayside note, I love watching Smosh.
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  I watch so many Smosh videos. It's just always on in the
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  background. Whether it's the main channel,
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  Smosh games, the podcast, I consume a lot of Smosh content.
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  Yep, I'm like damn. Smosh gives rent fare vibes.
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  They had to have gone If I'm going to see them.
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  It's going to be this weekend. Cottage core weekend I might see
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  them. Yeah, and you said that
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  multiple. Times we I did, we go all day
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  and I'm looking Anytime we're just not doing anything.
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  I'm looking, I'm looking around. I'm keeping my eyes peeled.
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  Day goes by, saw bald eagle, saw the jousting.
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  We're drunk, we're hungry, we're getting tired.
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  We're like OK, let's just head back to the car.
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  Also my I wore contacts for the first time in a long time and I
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  don't know what got into the right one where my eye was
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  burning after jousting like it hurt.
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  Yeah. So we're running to the car, We
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  lose Jerry on the way. Yeah.
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  And we're waiting for him because he has a key.
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  Yeah. Get to the car.
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  I take out the contact, I rinse my eye.
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  We're on the come up and then we have lunch and we get real
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  tired. Yes, we do.
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  Did not forget. We did not forget the ham.
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  I did not forget the ham actually.
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  I actually elevated those tortas this time around by adding
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  frijoles some beans. Yeah, they were bomb.
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  Added Double Ham. They were too good that we're
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  like, what if we just leave, right?
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  If we just leave, 'cause we're really tired.
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  And I said, no, we're going to bounce back.
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  Yep, let's go play some games. You guys want to play games?
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  We're going to play games. This would be the third time we
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  go and at this point we haven't. We've never played games except
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  the darts. The darts, which we love.
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  Which we love the fun, easy, but we've never done other things.
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  We've never done the archery, but.
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  Also wanted to throw axes Jerry wanted to do.
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  The Javelin. Javelin and doesn't want to do
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  archery, so we're like, let's, let's do it.
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  Let's. Fucking do it.
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  When are we going to do this? We're walking back in, I'm
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  regretting it. I'm like, damn, we should have
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  left. I'm really.
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  Tired Who? Whose idea was this?
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  Who thought of this? So we're walking.
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  I'm kind of like in the back with Jerry.
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  And then I hear a very, very familiar voice and I'm like
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  that, that Shane from Smosh. I turn and I see Shane and
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  Courtney from Smosh or walking right past this huge group of
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  people and I'm like Jerry, Jerry.
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  Jerry look and I turn and I confirmed yes, that was Shane in
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  a black. Yeah, he was.
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  He was dressed real nice. He looked real good.
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  Both of them are way shorter in person than I envisioned.
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  OK, yeah, really tiny. The camera adds like about a
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  foot. Yeah, It just makes them feel
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  like more like they got more masks.
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  But no, they were tiny. They were dressed really great.
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  Yeah, they look good. I did not go up to them because
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  we were in a really crowded portion.
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  Yes, we were. And I out of respect but not
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  want to draw attention when you're out there having fun in a
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  big crowd. If we were somewhere private and
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  I could be like, are you Smosh? I would have done it.
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  Are you Mr. and Missus Smosh? Hey, so I've noticed that you're
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  Smosh. May I take a picture please,
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  Smosh? You have something about you
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  gives me smosh. Can I?
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  Can I get a picture? You're you're Smosh Wood and
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  you're Smosh too, right? Your boys smosh and and they
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  them Smosh, right? You're exactly you're Smosh and
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  you're OSH. So I at that point we had
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  lawsuit to say and Melissa, they were a bit in front of us and I
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  go running like guys, I did it. I manifested Smosh.
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  Yeah, and he did Matt 2 manifestations within two hours.
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  Honestly, that's my luck for the year I fear.
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  To give a little bit some details about the the javelin
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  horrible. I got none in the hay in the hay
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  bales haystack. I've always thought that a spear
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  javelin was going to be my weapon of choice.
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  Confirmed it is not I am I am not proficient.
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  I probably have like a -2 to my to that proficiency.
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  I don't know how to explain it, but not a good javelin thrower.
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  I'm going to stick to my swords. It makes you feel any better the
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  angle that I was watching you at from the side.
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  I have no idea where those javelins landed, but you look
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  great doing it. You look like a pro.
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  I'll send you the video. Please do.
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  Yeah, I noticed that they would, they would, they would start,
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  you know, going towards the hay and then just end up vertical or
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  or horizontal to the hay. I don't know.
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  I guess I was curving. I was curving the javelin.
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  Apparently you're. Too good at baseball as.
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  Well, it was. It was fun.
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  Yeah, I think the baseball took over and I just can't fling a
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  javelin. Yeah.
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  I could swing a bat, though. Fun, but natural Archer,
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  Melissa. Natural axor, Yeah.
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  She landed a couple. They both scared.
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  Yeah, I'd be scared of both of. The shots, yeah, I would not
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  give them. A weapon.
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  A weapon because they will use it.
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  Yeah, overall, such a good day. I was gonna see something else.
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  Oh, I lost my fish. Fuck.
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  Day 2 or weekend two, I was walking around and I had him in
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  my little belt strap walking around, having a good day.
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  Pig was just having, you know, the time of his life, just
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  swinging there. Take the fish.
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  I had stopped to get coffee, which is really good.
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  I really enjoyed it. This past Sunday.
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  I remember paying and and feeling the fish there.
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  I remember having it and then I walked over and I kept walking.
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  I I found you guys by like the turtle races, I think.
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  And then I looked down. I'm like, oh, my belt feels
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  lighter. The fish is gone.
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  So I backtrack. I'm like.
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  I'm instantly. Like instantly.
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  Instantly I'm like I lost my fish, I'll be back.
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  I'm looking, I'm scanning. I I walk like, I don't know,
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  couple 50-60 yards around the stores.
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  I went to the back to the little coffee place, not there.
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  I asked, I'm like, this is going to sound super weird.
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  I dropped my fish. It's a fake fish.
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  Has anyone seen it? And then the lady was nice
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  enough to be like, oh, does anyone see a fake fish?
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  I'm like, I sound so stupid right now.
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  No, and I was like, OK, thank you.
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  Sorry for the, you know, sorry for bugging, walked away, went
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  back to the the lady we're dualted about her ears asked
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  her. I'm like, hey, this is going to
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  sound super weird. Have you seen a fake plastic
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  fish on the ground? She's like, no, I haven't seen a
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  fish. Like OK, thank you.
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  And then I walked back with my head again.
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  Looked I turned to Melissa and they'll say I'm like.
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  He looks disappointed he did not find that fish.
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  I was so sad. I had a good time with Pig.
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  I hope he. I hope whatever forces cause him
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  to fall. Someone else manifested finding
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  a fish. And they needed a fish.
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  They needed a fish for weekend too.
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  It was destiny. I'm not going to fuck with that.
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  I respect it. He has a better life now.
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  Silver lining is you didn't have the mic.
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  Attached If If that would have happened, I would have been even
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  more upset at myself and disappointed.
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  I would have walked home. Oh my God, no.
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  You drove us, Jerry. You drove us and we're drunk.
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  Exactly as my penance. I mean, aside from that, I had
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  so much more fun that second day.
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  I I think I did too. I felt more involved in what was
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  happening, just vibing with people.
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  Plus, we're in a bigger. Group yeah, it's always fun are
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  in a bigger group. It was Melissa's first time at a
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  Ren fair, so just seeing, you know, her reaction to a lot of
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  things the first time around not going to lie, guys like we were
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  focused on content and and interviews yeah, it was fun.
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  We interviewed some great people with great outfits and we
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  enjoyed it. But this time around we kind of
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  just embraced being at the Ren Fair and it was nice.
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  Next year we're going three times and one of them has to be
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  for the pub crawl. I'm down.
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  I'm down just to make it. Looks like they were having so
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  much fun. They were just.
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  Screaming and blowing horns and cheering and yeah.
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  That's the community I want to thrive in.
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  That's community right there. Go to the Renfair.
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  Go to the Renfair guys. It's so great that that is it
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  for us for the season regarding Renfair, unless someone invites
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  us and we go again because it is going through Maine.
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  But today we have a very interesting episode.
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  Do you guys know what an SCP is? Silly cow people.
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  No, no, I mean it. It could.
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  Be sour cocoa pebbles. Nope, you have one more try.
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  Super cute people. No.
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  SCP stands for Secure, Contain, and Protect.
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  Secure, contain and protect. The SCP Foundation is a
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  collaborative Internet writing project centered around
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  fictional paranormal case files. So think of like a detective has
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  files on criminals. This is all on made-up
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  paranormal entities. OK, and it's like a database.
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  A database, yes. Each entry documents an anomaly,
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  something that shouldn't exist, and explains how it's contained
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  by secret organization known as the SCP Foundation.
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  The idea is that this Foundation exists to a lock away anything
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  supernatural, dangerous, or just weird.
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  Whoa. SC PS Are either creatures,
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  haunted objects, impossible locations, or just weird ideas?
• 17:51
  OK. So it's not like one creature,
• 17:54
  like it is very broad and what an SCP could be.
• 17:56
  It's like anomalies, yes, everywhere, yes.
• 17:59
  So they're written like an official document with clinical
• 18:02
  language, containment procedures, incident reports,
• 18:06
  and it's all presented as completely factual.
• 18:09
  But it's not. But it's not.
• 18:10
  They're all made-up. The project started in 2007 on
• 18:14
  the website 4 Chan, when a user posted a short Horror Story
• 18:17
  about a statue that only moves when you're not looking at it.
• 18:21
  That entry would later become SCP 1731 of the most famous SC
• 18:25
  PS in existence. Using video games all the time.
• 18:28
  Great idea. So good.
• 18:30
  The concept caught on quickly. Other users began writing their
• 18:32
  own entries. The idea expanded into a full
• 18:35
  database and eventually the SCP Foundation moved to its own
• 18:39
  dedicated wiki where writers from around the world can
• 18:42
  contribute. Today there are thousands of SCP
• 18:45
  entries. Some are a few paragraphs, some
• 18:48
  are massive multi part stories with their own lore and
• 18:50
  characters. So I came up to Jerry and I said
• 18:53
  I want to do in SCP roulette at SCP Olympics.
• 18:59
  I just want each of us to look up at SCP and decide which one
• 19:02
  is weirder. OK, and that we did I when Brian
• 19:07
  first came up to me and like hey, do you know what an SCP is?
• 19:09
  I'm like what the fuck did you just call me?
• 19:11
  And then he explained exactly that to me and I'm like wow,
• 19:14
  that's cool, never heard of it. And then I started getting tik
• 19:17
  toks about like GTA mods and people, you know, putting an Sep
• 19:23
  into the GTA into servers and lobbies and then fucking with
• 19:26
  people killing people and like I don't know, I guess some servers
• 19:30
  have their own police force and FBI agents.
• 19:34
  And the role? Play servers, the role play is
• 19:35
  real in some GTA servers, but the Sep that I saw was just like
• 19:40
  killing, just going on a killing spree.
• 19:42
  And there was agents from the SCP foundation or whatever
• 19:45
  foundation that would appear like, oh, we have SCP this this
• 19:49
  like we're OK now we're we're going to contain it.
• 19:52
  And it was wild, but I was it it I was bought.
• 19:56
  I was, I was, I was sat, I was listening and watching the whole
• 19:59
  thing. With that being said, Are you
• 20:03
  ready to present the first SCP? Our first our our first Pokémon
• 20:06
  battle? I guess I love that that's the
• 20:12
  Foundations theme song. It sounds like the the, the
• 20:15
  alien, the. When did we make that noise?
• 20:18
  I don't. Know it reminds me of this one
• 20:20
  shop episode. Oh, not.
• 20:21
  The little too many top. Guys, I'm so sorry.
• 20:29
  It's ingrained in my DNA. Yes it is.
• 20:31
  SpongeBob exists within me. OK, who do you got first?
• 20:35
  I'm starting off strong. Oh, OK, OK.
• 20:38
  I will also start off strong. I am starting off with I also I
• 20:43
  am learning with you guys. I did not do a deep breed of
• 20:46
  each SCPI. Either saw a tagline that really
• 20:50
  caught my interest or I giggled and that would that was it.
• 20:52
  That's the one I'm deciding. Yep same.
• 20:54
  So the first one is SCP 1832. OK.
• 21:01
  Object class is Euclid, which I did have to look up because I
• 21:05
  didn't know what that meant. The Street.
• 21:07
  Euclid class SA PS are anomalous objects.
• 21:10
  Entities are phenomena that are unpredictable, poorly
• 21:13
  understood, or sentient, making them difficult to contain
• 21:17
  reliably. I.
• 21:18
  Love it. So they're a little bit.
• 21:20
  More dangerous in the regular. OK.
• 21:24
  So there are special containment procedures.
• 21:27
  That's what SAP stands for. For each of these, SCP1832 is to
• 21:31
  be held in standard Human Containment Cell at Site 83 and
• 21:36
  provided with three meals a day. Any request for written
• 21:40
  materials may be granted only by personnel of Level 4 Security
• 21:43
  Clearance. No personnel are to attempt
• 21:46
  communication with SCP1832, and all attempts by ACE by that's
• 21:51
  going to be a tongue twister. All attempts by SCP 1832 to
• 21:56
  initiate conversation are to be ignored.
• 21:58
  Personnel are forbidden to utilize the effects of SCP1832
• 22:02
  without express written approval of at least three on Site Level
• 22:06
  4 personnel. What the fuck?
• 22:09
  Description OK, here we go. SCP 1832 is a 58 year old
• 22:15
  Caucasian male formerly known as Jonathan Barker.
• 22:19
  SCP1832 is capable of healing wounds and illnesses by pressing
• 22:24
  on the afflicted individual's forehead.
• 22:27
  SCP1832 is unable to apply this method of healing to itself.
• 22:32
  The potency of SCP1832's effect diminish following each use
• 22:37
  proportional to the severity of the pathology treated.
• 22:41
  The infliction of emotional distress upon another human
• 22:43
  being causes SCP 1832 to regain potency proportional to the
• 22:48
  amount of emotional suffering caused prior to containment.
• 22:52
  SCP1832 post as a wandering Pentecostal faith healer in the
• 22:57
  rural southern United States. When approached by a family with
• 23:00
  a seriously ill or injured child, SCP 1832 would pretend to
• 23:04
  enter a trance state and partially heal the child.
• 23:08
  SCP 1832 would then inform the family of the afflicted
• 23:11
  individual that only faith could save them.
• 23:14
  In the majority of cases, the child would relapse and expire,
• 23:17
  with SCP1832 blaming the family for their lack of faith.
• 23:23
  So some of these are all dependent on who who wrote them
• 23:27
  and they get more info. This one has transcripts
• 23:31
  regarding conversations about SCP 1832.
• 23:34
  Is that the experiment log? Mine does not have an experiment
• 23:37
  log. OK, I think they're individual
• 23:39
  based. OK gotcha OK so this is a
• 23:42
  transcript dated June 17th 1947 forward Following the recovery
• 23:49
  of redacted A, Wadeslow, Alabama from advanced stage,
• 23:53
  Huntington's disease Foundation personnel investigated rumors of
• 23:57
  a faith healer who had saved the child's life.
• 23:59
  After several days of tracking, SCP 1832 was captured in a
• 24:03
  Pentecostal church in Pollensby, Alabama.
• 24:06
  At the time, 1832 was excoriating the congregation on
• 24:12
  its lack of faith and its role in the death of James Harthrow,
• 24:16
  a local youth, 1832 said. I tried, dear friends.
• 24:20
  I tried on my hands and knees. I prayed for the forgiveness of
• 24:24
  the Lord. I prayed for James's life.
• 24:28
  I was, as a newborn, begging for Jesus love.
• 24:31
  Through that child, the Lord's love was manifest.
• 24:34
  Sister Martha, what happened when I prayed to the Lord for
• 24:37
  James life? When I asked the Lord to move
• 24:39
  through me. Martha is weeping in the
• 24:42
  background. Oh no.
• 24:44
  Can't hear you, Sister Martha. Speak up.
• 24:46
  The congregation wants to know. William Murphy says.
• 24:51
  Now listen here, don't go shut up, 1832 interjects.
• 24:56
  Old man, shut up. I don't recall seeing you at the
• 24:59
  prayer circle while I was praying with every ounce of
• 25:01
  strength in my body. You were off drinking off with
• 25:03
  your adulterous ways. I see it in your eyes.
• 25:06
  You have turned your back on the Lord God and now you would speak
• 25:09
  down to me to tell me what to do now.
• 25:13
  Sister Martha, what happened when I asked the Lord to heal
• 25:16
  James? Martha says.
• 25:21
  Jimmy got better, 1832. Jimmy got better, Jimmy got
• 25:27
  better. And it wasn't no medicine that
• 25:30
  did it now, was it? Was it no big city doctor, no
• 25:33
  friends? It was me.
• 25:35
  I beg the Lord for mercy for this poor innocent boy's soul.
• 25:38
  I said to him, I asked Lord, why have you stricken?
• 25:42
  This child of yours was such a terrible tragedy.
• 25:44
  And in my heart I heard his answer.
• 25:47
  He said unto me, This town, these people, they have turned
• 25:50
  their backs on me. The boy must be an example to
• 25:53
  them of the wages of sin. I said to him in my soul, Lord,
• 25:57
  I come here with an earnest heart, and I pray for you to
• 26:00
  release this boy from his suffering.
• 26:01
  The town is dead, filled with men with lust in their hearts,
• 26:05
  with wrought in their souls, women who lust after gold and
• 26:08
  worldly things. They will never love you the way
• 26:10
  this child does. And the Lord, the Lord God
• 26:13
  Almighty, said unto me, For your faith, I shall heal this boy
• 26:17
  partway. But let them come, let them pray
• 26:19
  for this child. If their hearts are pure and
• 26:22
  their faith true, my light shall move through him, and he shall
• 26:25
  be free. And you know what happened next,
• 26:27
  Brother Timothy. Timothy says the boy took a
• 26:31
  turn. 1832 says. Exactly, Brother Timothy.
• 26:35
  I could only give the boy the love the Lord had allowed me.
• 26:38
  And then and then, friends, it was up to you.
• 26:43
  You had to save little James through your prayers, and it was
• 26:46
  your sin and your doubt that killed James.
• 26:50
  Your false believers, your hatred and your secrets and your
• 26:53
  lust killed that poor boy. You have failed your son and you
• 26:56
  have failed God. His death is every bit your
• 26:59
  fault. I did not know it was going to
• 27:03
  be reciting of what man show. I'm clapping.
• 27:08
  God damn dude. Sep 118301832 I think you embody
• 27:14
  him because you have a Jean shirt on a button up shirt, your
• 27:18
  hat and you're just sitting there giving that like southern
• 27:21
  accent that that I saw. I saw that SCP in you that like
• 27:28
  really religious extremist weird cleric dude.
• 27:33
  Damn dude, that was a performance.
• 27:35
  Thank you. I mean, I should say it adds to
• 27:37
  the the explanation that he heals people.
• 27:41
  Yeah, but when he does that, he loses power.
• 27:43
  In order to regain it, he has to cause emotional trauma, which is
• 27:46
  why he's pretending to be this churchgoer.
• 27:50
  I'm like, yeah, he's just, he plays.
• 27:52
  He plays that role. I wonder where he got
• 27:53
  inspiration from. Yeah, Wow.
• 27:58
  OK. So like, OK, so if you think
• 27:59
  about it like the trade off, not, I mean besides being a
• 28:03
  Jackass, I can surface level, I mean the trade off is pretty
• 28:06
  crazy. Like it's not that.
• 28:08
  Yeah, you heal people and then you just got to be mean.
• 28:11
  Just. Just be mean powers back Yeah,
• 28:13
  but then you you actually do heal the the person that needs
• 28:17
  it, but just enough. But hey, something is better
• 28:20
  than nothing. Can you be can you go about it a
• 28:23
  different way? Maybe true.
• 28:24
  Maybe maybe he can cause emotional distress another a
• 28:28
  different way. But I mean, I guess that works.
• 28:31
  Whoa. OK so I like your first Pokémon.
• 28:35
  I think he is strong. I think mine is stronger.
• 28:40
  SCP-546 I choose. You.
• 28:43
  I'm scared. You hear the thought of a
• 28:47
  paperback notebook. SCP-546 is to be contained in a
• 28:53
  secured lock box. Access is restricted only the
• 28:58
  Level 2 research staff directly assigned to SCP-546.
• 29:01
  A full log of all used sheets, date used, inscribed data, and
• 29:07
  subject exposed is to be kept along with SCP item.
• 29:12
  At no point should SCP-546 or any of the sheets leave the
• 29:17
  quarantine room. Description SCP 546 consists of
• 29:22
  a single pad of spiral bound lined brand note paper.
• 29:27
  It's a notebook. It's a notebook.
• 29:28
  OK, OK, who really likes bedsheets?
• 29:36
  OK, funny. It's just a notebook.
• 29:39
  SUV 546 measures 15 centimeters by 23 centimeters.
• 29:43
  Currently consists of 57 sheets of out of out of the original
• 29:47
  60. Oh shit, what happened to the
• 29:49
  three I? Don't know.
• 29:51
  Besides it's anomalous effects, the item has no other
• 29:54
  outstanding characteristics. I think I'm losing this fight.
• 30:00
  Is there more? There's more.
• 30:02
  For now, when a subject inscribes on Sep 546 with any
• 30:07
  writing instrument, they begin to experience a cognitive
• 30:10
  breakdown. Any inscribed word or phrase
• 30:13
  will begin to interject itself into the subject's speech and
• 30:16
  writing. The frequency of the phrase will
• 30:19
  continue to rise over the course of time.
• 30:22
  After approximately 24 hours, the subject is unable to write
• 30:26
  and speak anything else other than the phrase they had written
• 30:29
  down. Removal of sheets does not
• 30:32
  affect the properties of the item, although there is serious
• 30:36
  mental distress from losing the ability to communicate with
• 30:39
  others. Affected subjects have been
• 30:41
  shown to be able to continue living on with their new
• 30:44
  disability. Cognitive abilities are not
• 30:47
  directly affected and subjects are able to nod and shake their
• 30:50
  heads in response to simple yes, no questions.
• 30:55
  OK, there is, there's, there's, there's an experiment log and
• 31:01
  I'm just going to read the first one.
• 31:05
  The date was redacted. 212 redacted.
• 31:09
  This was sheet 55. Subject 5463931 was then asked
• 31:15
  to read from the Canterbury Tales out loud.
• 31:19
  About 30 minutes into the novel, the subject interjected the
• 31:22
  phrase S Dixie Dr. directly into her dialogue.
• 31:26
  She was assured that this would be normal and asked to continue.
• 31:30
  The phrase came up again at the 45 minute mark.
• 31:33
  By this time, subject 5463931 refused to keep reading and
• 31:38
  asked to see a doctor. Frequency continued to escalate
• 31:43
  over the next 14 hours when the subject was sedated due to a
• 31:46
  violent outburst at an assistant.
• 31:49
  When the subject woke up 8 hours later, her vocabulary consisted
• 31:53
  entirely of the phrase. S Dixie Dr. If I can somehow
• 32:00
  trick your cleric into writing down just a simple phrase, I
• 32:07
  think I'd beat it. What's his name?
• 32:09
  What's his name? What's his name?
• 32:11
  Jonathan Barker. I think I I think I can.
• 32:14
  You get Johnny to write in there, I think.
• 32:15
  Yeah, 'cause then what he's going to be able to say or do
• 32:18
  besides just say or write down the word or phrase that I have
• 32:22
  him write down into the notepad. I fear that he could also just
• 32:27
  write down something real mean on there that's and he will
• 32:30
  still be living his best life healing people and bullying
• 32:34
  them. I mean, but he won't be able to
• 32:36
  bully them. Unless the phrase that he writes
• 32:39
  down as you're a son of a bitch or you're worthless.
• 32:43
  You're worthless. What?
• 32:44
  What are you talking about? You're worthless, but I've never
• 32:47
  met. You're worthless.
• 32:47
  You're worthless. Oh my God, I'm worth.
• 32:49
  Oh my God, what if it's like, start believing it.
• 32:51
  You're going to die. You're going to die.
• 32:53
  You're going to die. You're going to die.
• 32:56
  No, see, that would work. But if I knew this person, I
• 33:02
  know who I was up against, I would have them just be like,
• 33:05
  hey, can you jot down like a quick signature or something?
• 33:07
  Hey, can you just like, write this?
• 33:09
  Write down what I'm saying real quick.
• 33:10
  Yeah, Hey, I'm, I'm like filming a video.
• 33:11
  Can you like write down something?
• 33:12
  For me, yeah, it just comes to me naturally.
• 33:14
  I just need you to write it down.
• 33:15
  It's like I'm having like really bad cramps.
• 33:17
  My hand hurts, my hand hurts. Can you just write down my?
• 33:19
  Yeah. Grocery I'm eating my meat too
• 33:20
  much, my wrist hurts. I bought meat at the grocery
• 33:23
  store and somehow I beat it to death.
• 33:25
  Yeah, tenderizing it. I tenderized it.
• 33:27
  Can you just please write the rest of my grocery list?
• 33:29
  Yeah, that's my case. I think I can be pastor.
• 33:33
  Was it John? Was Mr. Parker?
• 33:38
  Parker. Last name.
• 33:39
  Barker, Jonathan. Barker, Jonathan.
• 33:41
  Are you, did you say John? I said.
• 33:43
  Yeah, I don't know. Farmer, John.
• 33:45
  We both live in the present and the past at the same time and
• 33:49
  the future. Yeah, simultaneously.
• 33:51
  What do you guys think? Please comment which one do you
• 33:53
  think it is? Cooler, Better.
• 33:54
  Weirder. Scarier?
• 33:57
  Man who? Who would you like?
• 34:00
  I would not. I would not want to run into
• 34:01
  Jonathan Marker. I would also not want to write
• 34:04
  anything down on a sheet of paper.
• 34:05
  Exactly, and I love to yap. What if you walk into a room
• 34:09
  full of notebooks? You don't know which one you
• 34:11
  need. You really need to write
• 34:12
  something down, but you don't know which one it is.
• 34:13
  That's what caught me so off guard when you said it's only a
• 34:16
  notebook and I'm like, what the OK, that's funny.
• 34:18
  As soon as I started reading, I was like, Oh yeah, I'm going
• 34:20
  with this. I'm like, that's so stupid.
• 34:23
  If you didn't explain the experiments to me, I would not
• 34:25
  have been scared. What if I know it's this phrase,
• 34:28
  but like, what if you just draw a penis?
• 34:33
  It doesn't clarify that. I'll risk it anything.
• 34:36
  Oh, almost made a very crude joke.
• 34:40
  It says inscribe the word or phrase.
• 34:42
  OK, that's it. If it's a word or phrase, I
• 34:44
  mean. So you can use it as a sketchpad
• 34:45
  and you'll be fine. So maybe that's the weakness.
• 34:47
  Fuck, I just. I just.
• 34:48
  Beat my own, You did. Dang it.
• 34:49
  Jonathan Barker loves to draw. Doesn't seem like a drawer to me
• 34:54
  to be. Honest, it's mostly scribbles.
• 34:56
  He seems like he writes like. He does line art.
• 34:59
  You know where you put the pencil down and you don't pick
• 35:00
  it up? Oh, I love, I love that
• 35:03
  exercise. He loves.
• 35:04
  It's a really fun exercise. But yeah, no, he doesn't give me
• 35:06
  that. He gives me like poetry, like he
• 35:07
  writes sound like just. He uses his words verbally, but
• 35:10
  he loves just. Well, to verbally assault
• 35:13
  people, maybe. Exactly.
• 35:14
  So that's why he's like writing. Assault is an assault.
• 35:17
  He's just, he's just being whimsical.
• 35:21
  He's just doing scenes. He's he's a, he's a he loves
• 35:25
  Shakespeare method acting the whole time.
• 35:27
  Exactly. That's crazy.
• 35:29
  He's just like, what was that drag queen it's about?
• 35:35
  Brooks. She's just like Jonathan's, just
• 35:37
  like Mistress, just doing, doing his scenes, making.
• 35:40
  People feel bad instigating just lying, lighting the fire.
• 35:44
  You know what? OK, I'll give it.
• 35:47
  I'll give it to I'll give it. I like yours.
• 35:50
  I think yours is fun. I was going to give it to your
• 35:52
  boy if he can draw somehow. Just draw and use it for
• 35:54
  anything other than a phrase. I think you.
• 35:56
  I think you beat me. I think yours is just really
• 35:58
  funny and maybe giggle. What do you just like happen to
• 36:00
  write? Just a random thing?
• 36:04
  Balloons anyways. All right, well, that's the end
• 36:07
  of round one. OK, let me let me pull up my
• 36:10
  next one. SCP Who was it?
• 36:13
  546 return my notebook. I put it in my satchel.
• 36:20
  Just put it in my backpack. I choose SCP 1111 object classed
• 36:27
  Euclid. Wow, now that I know what that
• 36:29
  is, I just. It's an anomaly and it's.
• 36:31
  Dangerous special containment procedures.
• 36:34
  A restricted zone has been established in a 2 kilometer
• 36:37
  radius around SCP 11112. A public statement was released
• 36:42
  declaring it had to be a weather monitoring station.
• 36:45
  Cameras are suspended from weather balloons, constantly
• 36:48
  monitoring the enclosure. Individuals may not come within
• 36:52
  one kilometer of SCP-1111 without explicit written
• 36:56
  permission from a Level 4 researcher or higher.
• 36:59
  I. Don't.
• 37:00
  Know I want to do some research about that.
• 37:02
  Should SCP 1111 move away from SCP-11112?
• 37:08
  All personnel are to evacuate the restricted zone until SCP
• 37:12
  11111 returns to its position beneath 111112.
• 37:19
  Should have should have really like thought about that.
• 37:21
  The ones I was going to be reading.
• 37:23
  OK the total description SCP 1-111-111-1111 Thank you.
• 37:29
  You all go. 1111 is an entity with an appearance similar to
• 37:33
  that of Canis Familiaris, commonly known as the domestic
• 37:38
  dog. The size varies with its
• 37:41
  distance from SCP-11112 directly beneath it.
• 37:46
  SAP 11111 is approximately 150 centimeters from ground to
• 37:52
  shoulders. The exact breed of SCP-1111 is
• 37:55
  unclear. It appears to be a mix with
• 37:59
  traits of both a Labrador Retriever and a German Shepherd.
• 38:03
  It's a mutt. Yeah, SCP-1111 possesses a white
• 38:07
  coat, red eyes, both of which glow at luminosity's directly
• 38:12
  proportional to its proximity to SCP-11112.
• 38:17
  So there's two of. Them so it's a it's like a 2
• 38:18
  parter. Yeah, at distances greater than
• 38:20
  500 meters from SCP-11112, SCP 11111 gradually becomes
• 38:27
  translucent. Additionally, SCP-11111 speed,
• 38:32
  strength, and agility all seem to be inversely proportional to
• 38:36
  its distance from SCP-11112A. Dog tag is affixed to a faded
• 38:41
  red collar around SCP-11111's neck.
• 38:45
  The tag reads Loyal Left Alone. 11111 lies down beneath 11112.
• 38:52
  It does not appear to sleep, or if it does, it is able to do so
• 38:55
  with its eyes completely open. It does not eat, drink, or
• 39:00
  breathe. Should SCP 1111 become aware of
• 39:04
  any person or object coming near 1111 two, it will quickly become
• 39:09
  hostile and attempt to destroy the intruder.
• 39:12
  SCP-11111 has significantly increased physical abilities
• 39:16
  above standard canine. Video records show it running at
• 39:21
  speeds in excess of 60 kilometers per hour, jumping 6
• 39:25
  meters in the air, and biting through 15 millimeters.
• 39:28
  Titanium Plating SCP-11111 appears to be incorporeal, and
• 39:35
  as such attempts to both neutralize it and examine SCP
• 39:39
  1111 two more closely have been met with failure.
• 39:43
  Trigger Warning. Trigger warning.
• 39:46
  SCP-11112 has the appearance of a man hanged.
• 39:54
  The subject wears A faded business suit and dress shoes.
• 39:57
  Both are too worn to properly identify a manufacturer.
• 40:01
  SCP-11112 constantly jerks and twitches in a manner consistent
• 40:06
  with those of a man being hanged.
• 40:09
  Occasionally I'm going to stop it there because it's really
• 40:12
  graphic. That's crazy.
• 40:16
  OK, so I. Thought it was like someone
• 40:18
  writing the dog because it's a big dog.
• 40:20
  Maybe I I thought it was maybe going to be another dog or maybe
• 40:22
  like a smaller dog, like a like a like a dog protecting.
• 40:25
  It's like. Like in Clifford when the small
• 40:27
  dogs ride the big dog. That's wild.
• 40:29
  OK, so that was that was a little dark, but that's what I
• 40:33
  got. I got a dog.
• 40:34
  I got a canine. Uncle Maru Gary.
• 40:36
  Canine. Yeah, what you got?
• 40:40
  OK, mine is SAP 1026. It's also a Euclid.
• 40:47
  It was previously deemed safe. What?
• 40:50
  Happened. I don't know.
• 40:52
  So there is some things crossed out on the file.
• 40:54
  Redact. So now I can see it.
• 40:57
  It says SCP 1026 is contained within an 8m by 8m unfurnished
• 41:02
  room. Personnel are advised not to
• 41:04
  enter SCP1026 containment cell without supervision from an
• 41:07
  external observer that has been crossed out.
• 41:11
  There's new containment procedures.
• 41:12
  No. SCP1026 is contained within a
• 41:16
  reinforced cell in Sector Redacted.
• 41:20
  Under no circumstance or any personnel to enter the
• 41:23
  containment area. All observation will be done
• 41:25
  remotely through security cameras with a broadcast delay
• 41:28
  of no less than 13.6 seconds. No care is necessary.
• 41:33
  SCP 10/26 has no apparent need for food, water, or sleep.
• 41:39
  Description 1026 is an entity that produces a powerful mental
• 41:45
  effect on any human observer who views it directly.
• 41:49
  This effect causes observers to become completely convinced that
• 41:53
  1026 is someone who they know and trust, typically a family
• 41:57
  member or close friend. There is currently no known way
• 42:01
  to convince the observer otherwise.
• 42:03
  This effect will continue for approximately 1 hour after they
• 42:06
  are removed from SCP1026's presence.
• 42:09
  Subjects that lack any close relationships, such as
• 42:12
  sociopaths, appear to be unable to see SCP 1026 and refuse to
• 42:18
  acknowledge its existence. Wow.
• 42:20
  This effect is present even when viewed indirectly, such as
• 42:24
  through a camera. Although this effect can be
• 42:27
  mitigated by the presence of a long enough broadcast delay,
• 42:31
  testing has revealed that a minimum of 13.6 seconds is
• 42:34
  required to neutralize SCP1026's effect.
• 42:38
  When viewed in such a manner or through other media such as
• 42:41
  photographs, SCP 1026 appears as a blurry, roughly humanoid
• 42:46
  entity. It appears to flicker rapidly,
• 42:48
  changing height, shape, and color. 1026 seems to be capable
• 42:53
  of speech. However, this speech sounds
• 42:55
  extremely garbled and distorted to those not under its anomalous
• 42:59
  effects. Those who are under its effects
• 43:01
  perceive it as perfectly normal human speech, appropriate for
• 43:05
  the given situation. SAP 10/26 has also displayed
• 43:09
  reasoning and problem solving abilities on par with those of a
• 43:12
  human, as well as a fairly docile temperament.
• 43:16
  That part's crossed out, so there has been an addendum
• 43:21
  reflecting the changes in what's been crossed out.
• 43:23
  OK. The following log is an account
• 43:27
  of a test to determine the exact nature of SAP 1026's abilities
• 43:31
  performed just prior to Incident 10261.
• 43:35
  On a redacted date, D5582 was told to enter the testing area
• 43:41
  and perform a series of experiments to gather
• 43:43
  information about SCP 1026's psychology.
• 43:47
  Doctor Blank oversaw the test and communicated with D5582
• 43:50
  through a speaker. OK, so I do have Level 3
• 43:52
  clearance so I'm able to see the log.
• 43:55
  OK, nice. How did you acquire that?
• 43:57
  I pressed the button. Oh, OK, cool.
• 43:59
  Nice. OK, so here's the log.
• 44:01
  I'm sorry, this is another long one.
• 44:02
  OK, D5582 Enters a test chamber carrying a video camera.
• 44:08
  D5582. What the hell?
• 44:12
  There's someone else in here. Doctor Blank.
• 44:15
  Yes, there is. Please proceed. 5582 says Oh my
• 44:21
  mom. That's my beep mother, you
• 44:25
  bastards. What the hell is this, Doctor
• 44:27
  Blank? That is not your mother.
• 44:29
  Please proceed with the test. Sup 1010 E 6 has garbled speech.
• 44:35
  That's what I think it is. OK.
• 44:40
  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, like gargle, you know,
• 44:42
  like, yeah, like you. Got mouthwash in There you go,
• 44:46
  5582 says. I don't know, mom, that's what
• 44:49
  I'm trying to find out. 5582 throws a piece of equipment at
• 44:53
  speaker. Misses 5582.
• 44:56
  Fuck you, Fuck you all. Begins crying.
• 44:59
  Doctor Blank sighs. 2 The test is now terminated.
• 45:04
  Please leave the chamber. SCP1026 begins to move towards
• 45:08
  D5582. I'm not leaving my mother,
• 45:12
  Doctor Blake. If you do not vacate the test
• 45:15
  chamber, I will be forced to call security. 1026 is now
• 45:18
  standing behind 5582 Doctor Blank.
• 45:22
  I'm going to tell you one last time.
• 45:24
  SCP1026 appears to grab D5582 shoulders, spin him around, and
• 45:30
  stare at his face. Doctor Blank, I I need a
• 45:33
  security team down here now. D55A2 begins to violently
• 45:38
  convulse and his body begins to flicker in a matter similar to
• 45:41
  that of SCP 1026. Doctor Mike.
• 45:45
  Oh Jesus, there's two of them. SCP1026 and D55A2 move towards
• 45:51
  test chamber door as security team enters and log.
• 45:56
  After the above log was created, SAP 1026 and D5582 broke
• 46:01
  containment, displaying unusually aggressive behavior.
• 46:05
  They proceeded to kill a redacted number of members of
• 46:08
  security team, found wound and wounded another redacted amount
• 46:13
  more. The security team found it very
• 46:15
  difficult to respond to to SCPS SCP1026's mental effect.
• 46:20
  Although one of the entities now signed the designation of
• 46:23
  SCP1026A, it was lured into a temporary holding cell and re
• 46:27
  contained. The whereabouts of SCP1026B are
• 46:32
  unknown. Wow.
• 46:36
  Oh there's been an update. SCP1026B was located 2 miles
• 46:41
  from Sector Blank, where 1026 A is currently being held.
• 46:45
  How it managed to cover the distance between the original
• 46:47
  facility and Sector Blank is currently unknown.
• 46:50
  A security team was dispatched to contain it.
• 46:55
  Something's been deleted from the file, resulting in the
• 46:59
  accidental neutralization of SCP1026B.
• 47:03
  Doctor Blank performed an autopsy of the entity on a
• 47:06
  redacted date. They killed the baby.
• 47:09
  They killed the Sun. They killed the sun so it can
• 47:13
  like spread. Yeah, it's like a.
• 47:18
  Like zombie 5 people and just like a parasite, Yeah.
• 47:23
  So that the one that broke containment and that was found.
• 47:25
  They both broke containment. Yeah, but the one that was found
• 47:28
  like 2 miles outside of the dissector.
• 47:30
  Was B the sun? Yeah, it was B the Sun, but do
• 47:32
  you think it like passed on? We don't know.
• 47:37
  Wow, that one's freaky. Imagine you just see someone.
• 47:41
  You know that. Why does it remind me of that
• 47:43
  Rick and Morty episode of like that one?
• 47:46
  It's like alien that puts memory.
• 47:50
  And I've also never seen the show.
• 47:51
  I've seen the clips. I've seen the clips.
• 47:53
  It's just like this alien that infiltrates.
• 47:56
  I think it was like, I think the scientist dude, Rick says like,
• 48:01
  oh, we must have brought it in like under our shoe or
• 48:03
  something. And it plants memories in your
• 48:07
  brain to be like, oh, like, yeah, this is my brother.
• 48:10
  He's been with living us for the past, whatever.
• 48:13
  But no, it's a fucking parasite alien thing that like it has
• 48:17
  this whole persona and like fake image and then you kill it and
• 48:19
  then it turned into this like ugly ass alien.
• 48:23
  I'm such a fake. I've never watched that.
• 48:25
  But you, you have the story. But I have that story that
• 48:27
  reminded me of that. I wonder how many of these have
• 48:29
  served as inspiration for just like, different characters or
• 48:32
  creatures. Yeah, like horror films or or
• 48:36
  books. I'm sure there's got to be books
• 48:39
  also. I'm so sorry if this is heavily
• 48:42
  my voice, I did not read the whole thing and know that there
• 48:44
  was dialogue for each of those. No, that's fine.
• 48:46
  I mean, so both of those had acting you were you were really
• 48:51
  reading, you were having a table read, but in front of me by
• 48:54
  yourself. But I saw all the people, I saw
• 48:56
  the scientists, I saw the the well, the first specimen guy
• 49:02
  with A5. 582. 5582 The Sun and then Dr. Blink and then Dr.
• 49:10
  Security, security, security. Why would you not know that that
• 49:13
  would happen to the security though?
• 49:14
  Like. Because up until they did that
• 49:16
  experiment, they thought it was passive.
• 49:17
  That's right. That's right.
• 49:18
  That's right. That's right.
• 49:19
  And that's how they let you go learn.
• 49:20
  Yeah, he won't learn. Things are fine until they're
• 49:23
  not, Yeah. OK, so if they're if we're
• 49:26
  putting these two in a head to head battle, do you think the
• 49:29
  dog would see? Do you think it was 112?
• 49:34
  Yeah. 11112 yeah, maybe because it's only people it cares about,
• 49:38
  and all it cares about is 11112. That's an easy win.
• 49:41
  Then you got that. You got that.
• 49:43
  Because then it would see it and that clearly I think the dog is
• 49:46
  protecting this person for whatever reason.
• 49:51
  Maybe it's the owner, maybe it's just protecting it and it just
• 49:54
  has like crazy abilities to be able to protect it.
• 49:58
  I don't know, I'm envisioning the match up like they exist
• 50:01
  together, right, 1:00 and 2:00. But when 1 is not in your two,
• 50:06
  it becomes like translucent and ghostly or something and like
• 50:10
  super powerful. What if it OK, I'm vouching for
• 50:15
  your for your SAP because what if it's in that state?
• 50:17
  It's sees. I forgot the the number.
• 50:23
  It's sees 1026. OK, Oh my God, that's so funny.
• 50:25
  That's my mom's birthday, 1026. That's why I thought of the
• 50:31
  number. But if it's in that ghostly form
• 50:33
  because it's separated from #2 yeah, it's going to see this
• 50:38
  thing embodying #2 but he's not going to, like, reformulate into
• 50:42
  physical being. Yeah, because it's not.
• 50:44
  The real one, yeah. Then it would know.
• 50:47
  That's a possibility, but if it is strong enough, look at us
• 50:52
  fighting for each other. I know.
• 50:53
  But if it's strong enough to like, really make you feel like
• 50:57
  it's that person that they care about, do you think it would
• 51:02
  like, shock it into its regular form?
• 51:06
  Maybe. Do you think it's aware that
• 51:08
  it's not in its physical form? Because if it doesn't.
• 51:11
  Yeah. And it's just like, Oh my God,
• 51:12
  that's number two, let me go near it. 1026 then makes the
• 51:18
  other one a copy of itself. Yeah.
• 51:21
  And now there's two. And now there's two of them.
• 51:23
  Yeah. I, I dogs are smart.
• 51:24
  Some of them, yeah. Especially a big.
• 51:26
  Dog, I mean big dogs, I feel like they would know.
• 51:29
  And I feel like because it knows, because it's it's in this
• 51:32
  like new state, like I don't think it's a regular dog.
• 51:34
  I think it knows it's not a regular dog because they can
• 51:36
  protect. I think it would recognize that
• 51:40
  it's a fake. Game recognizes.
• 51:42
  Yeah, game recognizes game. It would say like, oh, you're,
• 51:46
  you're a baddie just like me, but you're not my baddie.
• 51:48
  You're not my baddie, Not my baddie.
• 51:50
  Not my baddie, not my 112. 111211112.
• 51:54
  Not 11112. I know that guy.
• 51:56
  Yeah, I know him. But his tuxedo?
• 51:58
  Yep. Or his suit.
• 51:59
  Whatever. Unmarked.
• 52:01
  Unmarked suit. Unmarked suit.
• 52:04
  Wow, this was fun. I had.
• 52:05
  I enjoyed it. I feel like there's so much
• 52:06
  more. Please let me know if you want
• 52:10
  to hear more if we should do like user submitted ones like if
• 52:15
  you guys have a favorite SCP, message me or Jerry individually
• 52:20
  and then we'll come back with like hey, so once I recommended
• 52:22
  this one. Yeah, I'm gonna, I'm gonna
• 52:25
  suggest something and this is good.
• 52:27
  This is like pushing my boundary a little bit.
• 52:28
  OK, what if we create our own? Oh, I mean, we've done very
• 52:34
  similar. Remember when we made-up
• 52:36
  cryptids? Yes, and we're doing.
• 52:37
  The exact same thing. But now it's more like.
• 52:41
  Well, now we have to go deeper because they're contained.
• 52:43
  Yeah, we have to give examples. They're contained.
• 52:45
  What they do? OK, OK, Can I piggyback off your
• 52:49
  idea? Sure.
• 52:50
  We're going to go back to that episode and we're going to make
• 52:53
  full profiles for what was it, the Bradford bat boy and the.
• 53:00
  The hand. The pinkly wink, the.
• 53:02
  The the Pinky Winkler pinky was. It something like that I think.
• 53:07
  It was a pinky Winkler. Wow.
• 53:11
  And we're going to say they're contained.
• 53:14
  Unless you want to create a original 1.
• 53:15
  I don't. Mind, we can do that because
• 53:16
  then we can expand on it. Create the lore.
• 53:19
  Create the lore behind it and then how?
• 53:21
  OK, I like that. That's fun.
• 53:23
  I hope you find this fun too, because we we're probably going
• 53:26
  to do this. Maybe, maybe next episode, maybe
• 53:29
  not next episode, but it's on. It's on the it's on the brain.
• 53:33
  If you guys have your own, they could just like share with us.
• 53:35
  That'd be so fun too. Just create one on the spot,
• 53:38
  yeah? Or you you have and yours is
• 53:40
  like on the website. That'd be so cool.
• 53:43
  Yeah. I, I have this.
• 53:44
  This intrigues me. I like the fantasy behind it.
• 53:46
  I like, you know, you could do so much, especially like,
• 53:49
  having, like, some sort of like fight.
• 53:53
  Oh, that's so fun. Like Pokémon, I know I like that
• 53:56
  idea. Oh, I wish we were more, not
• 54:02
  more creative, more well equipped to fulfill the
• 54:04
  creativities in our brains. Imagine if we had this as a new
• 54:07
  show. Be crazy like.
• 54:10
  True crime, like crime files, but it's SCP attacks and stuff.
• 54:14
  Yeah, that'd be so cool. Let's just hop on and do that on
• 54:17
  GTA we're. Going to do GTA role play.
• 54:20
  We're news anchors, news anchor, role play.
• 54:23
  We play the news anchors and the SCPS.
• 54:25
  There you go, there you go. It's us the whole time.
• 54:28
  Who would? Who would?
• 54:28
  Who would expect that? Oh, another good idea would be
• 54:31
  St. interviews with SCPS. Oh.
• 54:33
  That'd be good. There's like an SCP world.
• 54:35
  They're all just like, like, like men in black.
• 54:37
  Like when they like. Worldstarhiphop.
• 54:40
  Oh my God. Well, I mean, yeah, I know
• 54:42
  technically like in a Men in Black world where like they go
• 54:45
  through the locker and then it's just a whole world of like a
• 54:47
  multiverses and stuff. They're all interacting and
• 54:49
  doing all that stuff. But just day-to-day life where
• 54:52
  you're going up, they're like, Oh my God, like what happened?
• 54:54
  OK, 1026, why do you look like my aunt?
• 54:58
  You're not. You're not my aunt.
• 55:00
  Gee Google, I haven't seen her in years.
• 55:02
  Google, Google, Google. App, I knew it.
• 55:04
  You make a great point. You sound exactly like you're
• 55:07
  Dang it. OK, thank you guys for
• 55:10
  listening. I appreciate it.
• 55:11
  I hope you enjoyed that. We are so excited to bring more
• 55:14
  SEPSI can see the light in Jerry's eyes.
• 55:16
  I I'm I'm inspired in us to set my eyes down and start writing
• 55:21
  creative writing. I haven't done that in a long
• 55:23
  time. I love.
• 55:24
  That. I might not even know how to
• 55:26
  spell to be honest with you. Oh, just don't.
• 55:28
  Don't use that note notepad. We'll see, then all you're going
• 55:32
  to say is SEPSEPSEP. The SCP, the the I only wrote
• 55:40
  the in four hours. Brian, it's SpongeBob.
• 55:43
  What's again, exactly? You have a song recommendation?
• 55:46
  Friend. Oh man, I'm looking for one.
• 55:48
  OK, in the meantime, I'll give you mine.
• 55:49
  I've given it to you in person because I've played all of their
• 55:53
  music anytime we've been in a car the last week.
• 55:56
  Guys, I'm a big fan of 6X. Exactly how it sounds.
• 56:00
  SIXSEX, thanks to Jesse and Eli. They put me on, we watched Drag
• 56:07
  Race and then it led to music videos.
• 56:11
  And there's the one that put me on was called Bitches Like Me.
• 56:15
  But the one that I've been playing the most is called
• 56:17
  Tokame featuring Dylan. Such a good song.
• 56:22
  It is a good song you play that in the car ravy like Yep.
• 56:26
  If you like horse girl, if you like sex style, very similar,
• 56:32
  very similar hype. I am recommending a song that
• 56:35
  was recommended to me by Compaema a couple weeks ago.
• 56:40
  It's it's on my on repeat right now on my on repeat playlist.
• 56:45
  Feed me with your kiss by My Bloody Valentine.
• 56:49
  Oh. My God that sounds so romantic.
• 56:52
  That's pretty great, listen to it.
• 56:54
  Oh that's my recommendation y'all have a good day.
• 56:58
  This was really fun. Maybe you're, maybe we're SC?
• 57:01
  PS. And we're not real.
• 57:04
  We've been contained. We've.
• 57:05
  Been contained in in your room. Our containment procedures are
• 57:08
  they must be given microphones in an hour to record once a week
• 57:13
  and uploading on podcast platforms.
• 57:17
  If they don't report, if they don't upload on Thursdays, they
• 57:20
  get really angry text messages and upset people.
• 57:25
  Yeah. And they then I have a lot of
• 57:28
  anxiety and security level 4 have to come and wipe the tears.
• 57:35
  With a with sandpaper. And dollar bills.
• 57:39
  Oh yes, definitely dollar bills Sleepy.
• 57:44
  Time. It is sleepy time I guess for
• 57:47
  the saying this has been the daily BJ with Brian.
• 57:50
  And Jerry? We love you.
• 57:52
  I'm still thinking about it. The bald eagle.