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Christine Accidentally Sent An Embarrassing Text To Her Neighbor · The Cubby and Christine Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: I'll have to explain this. Christine Light of m tubby Christine,
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  Speaker 1: Good Morning, six thirty eight. I don't understand what you're
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  Speaker 1: what happened now?
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  Speaker 2: This is like I was debating to whether even tell
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  Speaker 2: you this or share this story.
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  Speaker 1: Well you are now because I'm just we were talking
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  Speaker 1: about it when that song was playing, and now we're
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  Speaker 1: taking it on the air.
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  Speaker 2: You're intrigued. So you know how sometimes you will accidentally
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  Speaker 2: send a text message that you didn't mean to send,
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  Speaker 2: but it's too late to get it back. This happened
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  Speaker 2: to me yesterday, but it's the message that I sent.
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  Speaker 2: It's so embarrassing and I have no way of explaining it.
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  Speaker 2: There's this really nice lady in my neighborhood who's moving
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  Speaker 2: and because she has a town home similar to mine,
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  Speaker 2: she had curtains that were specifically made for her windows, right,
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  Speaker 2: and she said, I hate to just give them a
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  Speaker 2: you know, give them up to just Yeah. She said,
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  Speaker 2: I know you would appreciate them. Would you like to
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  Speaker 2: take them? And I was like, yeah, thank you, that's
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  Speaker 2: so generous of you. So she said, okay, here's here's
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  Speaker 2: the code to my garage. I'll leave the curtains in there.
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  Speaker 2: Just please text me once you've picked them up. So
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  Speaker 2: she knows that I've got them, and her garage door
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  Speaker 2: is closed and it's safe. So I go right after
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  Speaker 2: the show yesterday Cubby to go get these curtains. And again,
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  Speaker 2: this is a neighbor, very nice lady. I don't know
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  Speaker 2: where really really well, she's just been very kind to me.
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  Speaker 2: And I kind of was juggling a lot, like I
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  Speaker 2: had to put the code in to get into her garage,
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  Speaker 2: and I had to grab the curtains, and I'm holding
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  Speaker 2: my phone and apparently my phone was typing something and
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  Speaker 2: it wasn't like I said this out loud or anything,
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  Speaker 2: but of all things, of all things, it types this.
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  Speaker 2: Are you ready? Can I just text it to you?
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  Speaker 3: Wait? Ye, send me a screenshot? This is you have
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  Speaker 3: a screenshot.
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  Speaker 2: I want to read it, okay, because I don't want
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  Speaker 2: to read it because it's really embarrassing. Okay, have you
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  Speaker 2: got it? Here?
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  Speaker 1: It is?
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  Speaker 3: Here's a screenshot to you. Well, how come you're not
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  Speaker 3: reading this.
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  Speaker 2: Because I want to do this? Yes, I'm so embarrassed.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, Monday eleven oh seven am. I'm puh poop, I'm.
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  Speaker 3: She writes back huh, you wrote ll what.
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  Speaker 1: I was holding the phone while I was opening your
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  Speaker 1: garage door. I have the curtains, thank you. Oh my god.
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  Speaker 1: So you didn't know you were typing, and of all things,
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  Speaker 1: your fingers typed I'm puh poop.
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  Speaker 3: It's I'm pee poop, pee poop.
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  Speaker 2: I'm pee poop. And when I saw it, I went to, like,
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  Speaker 2: you know, you can unsend, but she had already written huh.
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  Speaker 2: She already saw it. That's why I wrote, Wait, what what?
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  Speaker 2: What was? What was this?
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  Speaker 3: It's funny how like your fingers didn't type in like
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  Speaker 3: you know, f f f f f f f.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, oh that would be too simpy.
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  Speaker 3: We actually, not knowing it, unconsciously wrote a word, and
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  Speaker 3: to her I did.
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  Speaker 2: But I don't think I wrote that word. I didn't.
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  Speaker 2: It's not like I said it out loud. I was
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  Speaker 2: just holding the phone.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, well, your thumb. I'm looking at it right now.
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  Speaker 1: Your thumb must have been around the eye and then
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  Speaker 1: it went down to the M, which is kind of
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  Speaker 1: on the same side.
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  Speaker 3: And then look the P.
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  Speaker 2: And oh, you're right, P O O P, the I
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  Speaker 2: and the.
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  Speaker 3: M and the P and the O and the O
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  Speaker 3: and the P are all in that same thumb area
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  Speaker 3: and the lower.
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  Speaker 2: I'm p poop. Well, thank you. At least you made
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  Speaker 2: sense of it for me.
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  Speaker 3: It could have been much worse.
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  Speaker 2: I really it could have been, because this was This
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  Speaker 2: is pretty embarrassing.
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  Speaker 1: I love how you barely know her though, and like
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  Speaker 1: the one text messer is imo.
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  Speaker 2: Poop Yeah, as a thank you for doing that for me,
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  Speaker 2: Oh my goodness
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  Speaker 1: Well text us your texting nightmares at four four three
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