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153. The Pile Up EP32: V Day Special · Car Krush

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  Rose EP32 v2: Nice.
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  Rose EP32 v2: Happy Valentine's Day. Happy.
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  You could be like Ned Flanders and sing from like, you know, down on the lawn on the guitar.
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  Emily EP32 v2: do not do that
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  definitely have seen a raw video of that on social media of like just a guy like clearly, like I'm pretty sure it's the streets of la.
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  That's what, that's my words. That's not his words. But he gets under chase in the front and like, gets kind of like, goes up on the grill. He like puts his arms up on the grill and his face up on the grill and
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  Emily EP32 v2: way. Chase is a 98 Monte Carlo, and unfortunately he got squished when he was at a mechanic for a routine checkup.
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  And they were in the Jalopnik article. They were like, we hear you man.
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  Emily EP32 v2: have had velia. Yeah. I mean, people that have it, sometimes it's a rollercoaster or something.
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  Emily EP32 v2: he, yeah, he's the sex expert. And he says, and I think this is great advice, he says, fuck before dinner, because you are gonna, you go out to eat, you get super full and you really wanna fuck with a belly full of
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  Emily EP32 v2: Yeah. If you're gonna just do it, you know, have it on an empty stomach.
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  Rose EP32 v2: doesn't happen here.
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  just put a window in and then not get a wizard mural.
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  Wow. So don't park near a school and kind of make sure that you're, I think you need to be a certain feet away from a school for, 'cause they have like a perimeter around a school where, uh, if you do something unseemly towards the law, you get like way in, way more trouble.
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  Emily EP32 v2: Yeah, like if your girlfriend's squirts, they're assuming that there's, you know, if there's somebody, if there's someone that's squirting, uh, bring a towel.
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  Rose EP32 v2: Oh wow.
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  Emily EP32 v2: If I got lube all over my car. Yeah. Well, at the moment I can't afford a detailer, so I'd have to do it myself.
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  Rose EP32 v2: I, yeah, I've just, had that vibrator rolling around in my dash for just such an occasion.
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  Emily EP32 v2: What? Australian van?
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  Yeah. So that could be kind of fun. I could see that. Yeah. You know, all different ways to have sex in a car.
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  Rose EP32 v2: Listen, I think that you've been, you know, teasing some of our, uh, listeners enough that they've teased back with their own nasty stories. I don't know. I haven't heard 'em, actually. I'm gonna
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  Really like loving cars and was kind of in the crowd of hanging out with dudes with like long hair who wore, you know, heavy metal like, you know, rock t-shirts and, you know, I like my best friend was a dude who was a drummer in a band. That was the situation. So when I was a senior, I had started to beg my dad to buy me like a early graduation present.
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  It was a V eight and it had 5.7 liter tuned port injection, it had T tops, and the only thing it was missing, it was an automatic and not a manual, but still this thing cooked. I mean. I don't know where or how I was able to convince my father to buy me this car, but he did. And it was the most amazing three months of my life because naturally.
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  Emily EP32 v2: Yeah. We were kind of talking about did it get, but if somebody knew what they had, if somebody stole it because they knew that it was rare, maybe it got sold as one piece and it didn't get chopped.
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  Emily EP32 v2: uh, marry my tradesman will not always The most reliable partner. She brings me quiet and constant joy. She's a party palace on wheels and a safe space for all.
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  Emily EP32 v2: A shape. It looks like a shape or a shoe.
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  Emily EP32 v2: and we got Jess from Left Lane Van Club. She says this one was, uh, what car is the love of your life? Art Van Dele is the love of my life. He's my 1989 Chevy G 20 van and my first love before him. I never came close to liking a vehicle enough to call it love. Yeah.
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  Rose EP32 v2: And when I said Really the Pinto she said no, the, gremlin. So couple of,
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  really blew it on the pacer thing. I know that this is like a huge revisit, but like, I mean, really they went all in on the fucking thing and all they had to do was just sell more javelins.
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  Rose EP32 v2: It's the only one I know of. I know there's like the Vega Mazda Pinto, like there's sort of a little pile of those, you know, compact cars, but the Pinto really is like. In hindsight feels like a, a standout oddball. The panel one.
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  Emily EP32 v2: Yep, they're very cute. All right, here we go. I rode my motorcycle to an old flea market. A man was selling a Volvo 1 22 wagon.
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  Emily EP32 v2: Well, Hailey, if you wanna send Rose the rest of your love story, you go right ahead. Cute. She wants it. I know. Isn't that cute?
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  Rose EP32 v2: For a designer to have that dash. Mm-hmm. It would be Is that
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  Emily EP32 v2: Geez. Now you're making me. Oh my gosh. We gotta start the podcast over vegan grandma's up next. And this one was, what is the Sexiest Car? 1969 Corvette Roadster with side pipes. Look at those, look at that chrome. Look at those curves.
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  Emily EP32 v2: Tom Contender. Hey, it's jd. I asked her front seat or back, she said back seat because I am lazy in bed and would prefer laying down and just being PO in a position to someone else's liking.
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  That's kind of cool. There are quite a few other top contenders, a teal 84 BMW 3 25 I and an 84 or 85 yellow T top Camaro. So she likes those third gen Camaros too. And then I asked her monogamous or poly, and she said definitely poly all the way. If I had any money in a dry covered space, I would easily own at least 15 to 20 vehicles because I have love to share with all the trucks, cars, and vans of all makes and models from the nineties and below.
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  Rose EP32 v2: well, they can come back to life at any time, you know, given certain, uh, certain things take place in the natural process, you know, like a engine getting revived or somebody dropping an engine on you or you know, whatever.
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  They seized it. Uh, but apparently it's gonna be hot and bothered in a good friction freeway with 600 horse.
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  Emily EP32 v2: I don't know how you'd make it hot in the winter. I mean, okay, sure. You could wire up a little water heater. I don't know where you'd put it.
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  Rose EP32 v2: I've been in a hot tub in the summer many times. What are you talking
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  Rose EP32 v2: Wow. Really? It It does tickle your something.
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  Emily EP32 v2: And he's freaking, because I scared him and I'm naked.
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  Rose EP32 v2: Yeah. I could see hanging it up after that experience. I've ridden with somebody that like won't roll their windows down because once a piece of chain came off a truck and went through the windows, personally, I feel like
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  Rose EP32 v2: I think I, yeah, I think you get to that stage. Yeah. I think that's a good
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  Rose EP32 v2: You can go get some junior mint's after
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  Like to me that's Like the movie book, like
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  She does the Moan Zone here in Portland. It's a kink alt queer body, Possy dance night. Awesome. It looks really fun. I've not been, because I go to bed too early to do those kind of things these days, but, it looks really fun. Yeah. All right. I hope I can do this justice.
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  Emily EP32 v2: that was real steamy. I don't know if she made it for the podcast or if, or if she just made it while we were talking
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  I don't. Okay. I didn't get that last part, but I did get the
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  that's fun. Make some Valentine's. Yeah. And then give 'em out to your friends. Or just a random person on the street too. That'd be kind of nice. Maybe. Yeah. Maybe. Yeah.