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WE'LL LEAVE YOU SPEECHLESS · Relatables

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  Speaker 1: Coming up on relatables times you left you speechless, wanted
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  Speaker 1: to high five after sex.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, I honestly, I'm a big fan. No, I'm big fan.
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  Speaker 2: I reckon, Yeah, you've done it. Yeah, you've never high
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  Speaker 2: fived afters.
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  Speaker 1: Like no, what? No?
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  Speaker 3: Really, dude, you haven't had sex. Relatable you are listening
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  Speaker 3: to relatables.
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  Speaker 2: And to my left, the one the only way fart
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  Speaker 2: sniffing Clark.
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  Speaker 1: That kind of threw you under the bus because you
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  Speaker 1: just farted absolutely disgusting. Mate. On my right is the
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  Speaker 1: man who's blessed with good calf genetics. Yeah, however he
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  Speaker 1: isn't blessed with good hairline genetics, mister Jay Cray.
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  Speaker 2: Oh she was taking stabs.
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  Speaker 1: Hey Wednesday, Yeah, hey wed Thurday, How was it going?
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  Speaker 2: I reckon Wednesday.
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  Speaker 1: Of all the days in.
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  Speaker 2: The week, Wednesday is the only name that I could
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  Speaker 2: look at someone named Wednesday and not think it's weird. Yeah, Oh, Tuesday,
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  Speaker 2: Tuesday is actually good too, Tuesday.
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  Speaker 1: I don't mind Tuesday.
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  Speaker 2: Wednesday. Someone named Thursday, can no Friday?
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  Speaker 1: Friday. Actually I'm not calling my kid Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know the name Tuesday, kind of like name Wednesday.
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  Speaker 2: There's a show called Wednesday, and it makes sense her
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  Speaker 2: name is Wednesday, kind of like it.
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  Speaker 1: Let's just live Wednesday for our episodes.
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  Speaker 2: Have you seen it? You've seen that video of the
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  Speaker 2: girl that's going she's pregnant all my afternoon.
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  Speaker 1: What the fuck she had to be taking the piss.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, she had to be taking the piss, But whatever
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  Speaker 2: it was was genius because she knew that she would go.
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  Speaker 2: She knew what she was doing, barking. Hell, we should
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  Speaker 2: make a video after this of us seeing there going
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  Speaker 2: this is just some names that we'd want to name
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  Speaker 2: our kids. That's a good idea on TikTok and would
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  Speaker 2: just take some stupid ship. But to start the episode
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  Speaker 2: off this week, we've got times he left you speechless,
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  Speaker 2: all right, when he was the first one to make
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  Speaker 2: me finish.
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  Speaker 1: Really that would leave you speetures too. Lucky girls, one
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  Speaker 1: in a million these days, we're finding out so times
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  Speaker 1: he left you speechless when he admitted he was wrong.
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  Speaker 2: I feel like I do that daily daily. Some guys
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  Speaker 2: don't do that.
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  Speaker 1: I do it all the time.
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  Speaker 2: I feel like I feel I thought girls were the
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  Speaker 2: one with the problem of not being able todmit they
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  Speaker 2: were wrong.
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  Speaker 1: I think the problem with us is we like say
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  Speaker 1: outrageous things that we admit it wrong all the time. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: where they have like more like.
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  Speaker 2: Seriously y yeah yeah yeah yeah. Times he left me
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  Speaker 2: speechless when he told me he sits down to pee.
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  Speaker 1: I'd be speechless and disgusted.
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  Speaker 2: I wonder if sitting down to pee. I wonder if
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  Speaker 2: this guy is smarter. I wonder if sitting down to
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  Speaker 2: pee means, you know, you get less drops in your undies.
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  Speaker 1: Probably do you wipe, but no, you dab.
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  Speaker 2: You don't wipe. You would dab the tip.
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  Speaker 1: But you're just not doing Like even the middle of
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  Speaker 1: the night. I've had the idea, maybe I should sit
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  Speaker 1: down so I don't miss the toilet seat not doing it.
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  Speaker 1: I'm a man, alright.
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  Speaker 2: I remember when I was a kid, I used to
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  Speaker 2: be fucking shit at getting it in the toilet, and
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  Speaker 2: my mom she got mad. She said, Jake, you have
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  Speaker 2: to sit down. You pissed. So for a while I did,
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  Speaker 2: and then I just remember being like, I wish you said.
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  Speaker 1: I still do.
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  Speaker 2: I don't anymore, but for a while I definitely remember
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  Speaker 2: doing it, at least like five times. Yeah, yeah, and
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  Speaker 2: then just like not giving a ship because what I
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  Speaker 2: used to do was not put both toilet seats up.
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  Speaker 2: I used to just put one day, like the one
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  Speaker 2: up and then the one that you sit on the poo.
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  Speaker 2: I would leave that there, wouldn't put that up, and
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  Speaker 2: I'd piss and it just how do we.
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  Speaker 1: Always get onto talking about I don't know times you
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  Speaker 1: left you speechless, wanted to high five after sex?
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  Speaker 2: Oh, I honestly, I'm a big fan. No, I'm a
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  Speaker 2: big fan. I reckon, Yeah, you've done it. Yeah, you've
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  Speaker 2: never high fived after's?
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  Speaker 1: Like no, what? No, really, dude, you haven't had sex.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know what you're doing high five, You've never
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  Speaker 2: been like you never finished, and you both have finished,
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  Speaker 2: and you both like you know you finished. You don't
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  Speaker 2: even have to ask if she finished.
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  Speaker 1: Good job. Normally we like clean up and then cuddle
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  Speaker 1: and cuddle. I don't like.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, I'm no. Look, I'm not saying I do it
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  Speaker 2: every time, but if it really, if you lose, what
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  Speaker 2: the fuck are you talking about? Telling you right now
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  Speaker 2: you have not fun, you got.
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  Speaker 1: Lucky with your girl, then it's gonna leave a lot
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  Speaker 1: of them speechless. Mate. Wait, there's no way a good fuck.
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  Speaker 1: It means I'm going to get a high five.
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  Speaker 2: I have definitely high fived after sex a few times.
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  Speaker 1: Because it was good for you. Good one, big dog.
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  Speaker 2: Times he left you speechless when he said, take these
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  Speaker 2: dates off of work. I've booked us a holiday. Oh
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  Speaker 2: that's good.
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  Speaker 1: That's a good one.
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  Speaker 2: That is good.
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  Speaker 1: Just slide in the background. That's what he's doing.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, bro, imagine that.
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  Speaker 1: Oh that would be good. You get home from work
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  Speaker 1: long's day and you're just like, man's just not liking
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  Speaker 1: He's like, babe, sit down, I got this old plan.
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  Speaker 2: You would actually be spechless, Like.
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  Speaker 1: Really, yeah, you're lying. You're lying again.
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  Speaker 2: Don't fuck with you after the day.
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  Speaker 1: Times he left me speechless, Okay, this one could either
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  Speaker 1: be good or bad. When he took his pants.
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  Speaker 2: Off, depends on how you want to take it.
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  Speaker 1: Let's go good.
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  Speaker 2: Let me just say right now, I've never left a
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  Speaker 2: girl speechless, so that just.
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  Speaker 1: Means I'm average. True. We'll take it as it is true. True. True.
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  Speaker 2: Times he left me speechless when he told me my
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  Speaker 2: ass was so flat it's practically inversive.
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  Speaker 1: Ah, that's terrible. That's hard. That would leave me speechless too. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I wouldn't give him the right to talk at all.
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  Speaker 1: I'll just stand up.
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  Speaker 2: And leave yeah facts actually yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Times he left me speechless when an entire day is
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  Speaker 1: planned without even me hinting anything. Oh I like that, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: the whole day.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I like that. That's very that's without any minimum
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  Speaker 2: of a bottom model.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, without any hints either. He just did it on
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  Speaker 1: his own accord.
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  Speaker 2: Another good one showed me notes he had been taking
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  Speaker 2: about all my favorite things and interests.
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  Speaker 1: I love that odd, that's cute.
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  Speaker 2: That's a very good one.
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  Speaker 1: That's very good because it's easy to forget the little
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  Speaker 1: things it is. It is easy to forget.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, and of the year when one year university, handle
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  Speaker 1: that and make these other things you liked.
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  Speaker 2: Shit, that would be so cute.
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  Speaker 1: That would be a good idea. Wouldn't that pack that
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  Speaker 1: away from your memory? Times he left your speechless when
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  Speaker 1: he made me hide behind a wall in a field
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  Speaker 1: because he thought he saw his mom coming. What the fuck?
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  Speaker 1: Just walking with your girl and goes quick height.
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  Speaker 2: Imagine being scared to be must be like maybe religion
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  Speaker 2: or something.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe he cared what his mom thought about it. Who
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  Speaker 1: knows some toxic.
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  Speaker 2: Times. He left me speechless when he dumped me for God.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, I'm speechless. That is the worst cop out answer
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  Speaker 1: to break up of someone.
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  Speaker 2: Is it the worst or is it the smartest?
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  Speaker 1: Oh? Can you argue? Can you argue? Had they done it?
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  Speaker 1: I found the Lord? Amen?
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  Speaker 2: I found Yeah. He's like, so he becomes born again
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  Speaker 2: Christmas saying, and he's like, he's like, I'm I've become like,
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  Speaker 2: I'm sorry, I have to leave you from for the Lord.
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  Speaker 2: And then like two weeks later he's he now no
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  Speaker 2: longer religious, and he's got new girlfriend.
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  Speaker 1: His new girlfriend's hot, and her name's Lord talking about
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  Speaker 1: names at start. Times. He left me speechless when he
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  Speaker 1: moved it without touching it. Girls think that's the.
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  Speaker 2: Thing ever, And I've never been more proud of my
• 8:37
  Speaker 2: little guy, you know, I've never Why do girls think
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  Speaker 2: that's so cool?
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  Speaker 1: I know it's so easy, it's.
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  Speaker 2: So easy, I've got control.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe it gives a sign of skill. Maybe they think
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  Speaker 1: it's a skill level thing.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know, because I mean, any guy can do it. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: but it's definitely like you know, in look, I'm just assuming,
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  Speaker 2: I'm assuming.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, Jesus.
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  Speaker 2: Times he left me speechless. Found him in the female bathroom.
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  Speaker 1: That's it. He's creeping. Yeah, that would leave me spechless. Things.
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  Speaker 1: I'll be reporting that, Yeah, I'd be Yeah. Fucking times
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  Speaker 1: he left me speechless. You know how you've been taking
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  Speaker 1: a couple of ideas from these ones. Don't take this
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  Speaker 1: one right When he kissed each of my toes good night, Oh.
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  Speaker 2: Y, no tell me you have a foot fetish without
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  Speaker 2: telling me you have.
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  Speaker 1: A foot fetish.
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  Speaker 2: Times he left me speechless, broke up in twenty sixteen,
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  Speaker 2: haven't spoken in seven and a half years. Sent me
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  Speaker 2: a happy birthday text two weeks ago.
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  Speaker 1: Oh bro was down bad. It's the worst slide you
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  Speaker 1: can do. And if she replied, like it's not, it's
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  Speaker 1: kind of like you're saying, like, let's.
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  Speaker 2: Fuck true, kind of like, look, time we both know
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  Speaker 2: what I'm doing.
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  Speaker 1: Water under the bridge.
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  Speaker 2: That's so long.
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  Speaker 1: Times he left me speechless. I'm really proud of myself
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  Speaker 1: for not cheating on you. That's what That's what he said.
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  Speaker 1: What the fuck exactly?
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  Speaker 2: I saw a couple in there where it was like
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  Speaker 2: he said, I haven't cheated on you yet. What the
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  Speaker 2: fuck are you talking?
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  Speaker 1: About I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: That's like a past tense for the action of doing it.
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  Speaker 1: I'm proud of myself.
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  Speaker 2: Jesus Christ times you left me speechless when he farted
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  Speaker 2: in front of my grandparents.
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  Speaker 1: But is that the timing of this When he farted
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  Speaker 1: and sent it to the boys group chat, the entire
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  Speaker 1: group chat was just them farting.
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  Speaker 2: That is very We should start a group chat.
• 10:54
  Speaker 1: Do boys will be boys?
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  Speaker 1: calling a friend and getting them to say the word. So. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: we could come up with a better name, a better
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  Speaker 1: name for the segment.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, very long. So Audi went last time, he did
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  Speaker 2: it a couple of weeks ago. Actually, I think ye,
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  Speaker 2: and you got you've got pork pie said the word friend. Yes,
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  Speaker 2: So it's my turn.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, and we're calling our good friend Jack. He's been
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  Speaker 1: on the podcast. He's a plumber, probably finished working. It's
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  Speaker 1: about five to three when we're recording, so he probably
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  Speaker 1: finished work.
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  Speaker 2: He's probably finished.
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  Speaker 1: And I want Jake just have a normal conversation, but
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  Speaker 1: try and get Jack to say the word toilet. He's
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  Speaker 1: a plumber, so there's a bit of correlation here. Ah
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  Speaker 1: fuck right, So that's calling.
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  Speaker 2: We're going to call him, not through. We're going to
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  Speaker 2: call him like on the phone, and I'm going to
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  Speaker 2: put him on speaker up to the mic so he
• 12:42
  Speaker 2: doesn't unders he doesn't think anything's up because the microphones
• 12:45
  Speaker 2: make us sound really good ship. I'm stressing. I'm fucking stressing.
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  Speaker 2: I want to have an avenue of like conversation that
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  Speaker 2: I want to go.
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  Speaker 1: Down talk about and the new studio something. Balie, you're
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  Speaker 1: gonna do? You go to balleyre you go? How'd you go?
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  Speaker 2: Fuck? I never call him? Fuck, I don't know how
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  Speaker 2: you did this last time. Wait, this guy's yeah, I
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  Speaker 2: suck at this ship. I'm so terrified.
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  Speaker 1: Oh man, gag.
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  Speaker 2: Yo, what's up? What's happening?
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  Speaker 1: Oh?
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  Speaker 2: You know, just chilling there you go. You're not You're
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  Speaker 2: not working or anything. I am No, I'm.
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  Speaker 1: Working at the moment, but you are at work.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. Oh where are you two? Tezar? What are you
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  Speaker 2: doing at tz Just fixing a shower? Fixing a shower? Fuck?
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  Speaker 2: I thought you usually, I thought you didn't you you're
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  Speaker 2: a shower dude. I thought you were a bit more
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  Speaker 2: on the shipter mate.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, not too that too, that too? Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: Right, what have you been? I was just calling to
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  Speaker 2: see so you're going. What dates are you going to? BALI?
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  Speaker 1: I think it's the ninety eighth or the nineteenth.
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  Speaker 2: To the first nineteenth, to the nineteenth of the first
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  Speaker 2: nineteenth to the first of August nineteenth, and then first
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  Speaker 2: of what are the next Mounties?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: Is that Gregory?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: Well yeah, Actually I have a question. Have you ever
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  Speaker 2: at someone's house used the like the bathroom while working
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  Speaker 2: at it? Like do you have to test? Do you
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  Speaker 2: ever test it?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: Test it? I don't use it. Oh you know. I
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  Speaker 2: was gonna say, like you ever take a ship and
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  Speaker 2: test it? Oh? Yeah? Right? Well fair enough, Okay. I
• 14:27
  Speaker 2: was just checking dates, Barley, Yeah, what are you booking?
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  Speaker 2: Thinking about it? Thinking about it?
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  Speaker 1: Think about it? Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: Right, so i'll speak to you later that Yeah, I
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  Speaker 2: was so hard.
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  Speaker 1: I was so close, so hard. He said the share himself,
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  Speaker 1: and I was like, oh, you're so close, it's.
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  Speaker 2: Really hard to think on your feet.
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  Speaker 1: Oh that was actually funny though.
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  Speaker 2: And then I went to Barlie around I was like, Barley,
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  Speaker 2: so far from a toilet? And then I was like,
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  Speaker 2: fun you ever use it?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: I didn't want to say the word toilet. It was
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  Speaker 2: I didn't want to have to know you wanted to
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  Speaker 2: walk him into.
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  Speaker 1: I think that's gonna be a rule we can't say
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  Speaker 1: that word.
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  Speaker 2: It was funny. When you were doing your title, you
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  Speaker 2: were just like, so, what would you call you and
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  Speaker 2: your Benny. That's it. That's like it's kind of fun
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  Speaker 2: as a little stressful.
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  Speaker 1: You got to like spoon feed it. Really, it's like
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  Speaker 1: fucking you should have said like, oh I got a
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  Speaker 1: problem with my arm, or like they think of my room.
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  Speaker 1: What's it called? What's it called?
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  Speaker 2: Again? It's ship up? What is it? That's where I
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  Speaker 2: take a ship? Damn it? Well, sorry, guys, come back
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  Speaker 2: next week.
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  Speaker 1: We'll see if we can get audio.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, well yeah, let's yeah, let's move on. Alright. So
• 15:47
  Speaker 2: I wanted to take this segment of the podcast, Oddie
• 15:51
  Speaker 2: because a couple of weeks ago, you we were chatting
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  Speaker 2: about something and you told the story about how you
• 15:56
  Speaker 2: comes up so often, and then so he in public
• 16:00
  Speaker 2: pulled over his vehicle and had to take a shit
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  Speaker 2: because he couldn't hold it. I have told I've actually
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  Speaker 2: told a few shit stories on here, but I have
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  Speaker 2: a very recent one.
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  Speaker 1: Because we talked about it. Did it happen after that?
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  Speaker 2: After we stoke? So I'll tell a story. I may
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  Speaker 2: be I may disupport you at the end, but I'll
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  Speaker 2: tell you anyway. So it was it was last week
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  Speaker 2: after we recorded the episodes, I went and I ended
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  Speaker 2: up going for a run and I just went. I
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  Speaker 2: just ran around the town we live in. And so
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  Speaker 2: I was going for a run. And beforehand I had
• 16:36
  Speaker 2: just like chicken and rice, simple meal chicken and rice,
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  Speaker 2: and just like ate it and I was full. And
• 16:41
  Speaker 2: I waited like a full hour to run. And then
• 16:43
  Speaker 2: right before I ran, I ate like a few just
• 16:46
  Speaker 2: like jelly lollies, quick carbohydrates, and I like was kind
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  Speaker 2: of feeling I wouldn't say I was feeling tip top
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  Speaker 2: in the stomach, but like not not bad enough for
• 16:58
  Speaker 2: me to think I can't go for a run. And
• 16:59
  Speaker 2: I even like I took a ship before I went.
• 17:01
  Speaker 2: I'm really good at doing that. And so I started running.
• 17:05
  Speaker 2: I went down. I was warm enough and I started
• 17:07
  Speaker 2: running and first off, straight into the run, I needed
• 17:11
  Speaker 2: to piss. And for some reason, once I start, I'm
• 17:14
  Speaker 2: just thinking it's being recorded on my whoop, it's doing this,
• 17:17
  Speaker 2: is doing that. I don't want to stop because I
• 17:19
  Speaker 2: don't want to muck up my time.
• 17:21
  Speaker 1: It takes a lot to like press start.
• 17:22
  Speaker 2: It's just I'm just it's just a little OCD.
• 17:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 17:25
  Speaker 2: So I started, and I'm going and I'm going, So
• 17:29
  Speaker 2: I'm going good and I'm just like kind of trotting along,
• 17:31
  Speaker 2: just chilling, just running, and I'm not like pushing myself.
• 17:34
  Speaker 2: I was kind of like it wasn't zoning too. I
• 17:36
  Speaker 2: was just running. And I got to a point where
• 17:38
  Speaker 2: I had the option with the turnaround and go back
• 17:40
  Speaker 2: the exact same route I took, or I was like,
• 17:43
  Speaker 2: I could go up a different street and actually get
• 17:45
  Speaker 2: some elevation in my run, all right, and because we
• 17:49
  Speaker 2: need to do some elevation training. So I'm running up
• 17:51
  Speaker 2: the hill and run up the hill, and I'm really
• 17:53
  Speaker 2: slowing down going up the hill, and I'm really starting
• 17:55
  Speaker 2: to feel sick. And I'm like, I'm starting to feel sick,
• 17:58
  Speaker 2: and I'm burping, and so whenever I need a burp,
• 18:00
  Speaker 2: I can't burp while I'm running because feels I'm going
• 18:02
  Speaker 2: to vomit. And so I stopped to burp, and then
• 18:04
  Speaker 2: I can't just trot along again. And I finally get
• 18:06
  Speaker 2: up this long hill for like the longest thing ever,
• 18:09
  Speaker 2: and I'm running along and I could really and then
• 18:11
  Speaker 2: I was still like burping, feeling like crap, and then
• 18:14
  Speaker 2: I was thinking my stomach just started going, like.
• 18:18
  Speaker 1: I know the feeling too well, too well, yeah, you
• 18:21
  Speaker 1: know it all too well, and started sucking.
• 18:26
  Speaker 2: I started doing that, and I was running, and I
• 18:27
  Speaker 2: got to a point where everything on my left was houses,
• 18:31
  Speaker 2: but everything on my right was bush, okay, and I
• 18:35
  Speaker 2: had the darkness on my side. It started to get
• 18:37
  Speaker 2: a bit dark, all right.
• 18:39
  Speaker 1: I love the thinking process. We have houses bush dark like,
• 18:42
  Speaker 1: I've got this.
• 18:43
  Speaker 2: It started to get a bit dark, and I was sick,
• 18:44
  Speaker 2: and I've got this on my side. I was wearing black.
• 18:47
  Speaker 2: Everything was working out apart from white shoes, all right.
• 18:50
  Speaker 2: And so it got to the point where I couldn't
• 18:52
  Speaker 2: run anymore without it coming out, and so I stopped
• 18:56
  Speaker 2: and I made a decision and I was like, you
• 18:59
  Speaker 2: know what, I'm gonna keep going. So I was like,
• 19:03
  Speaker 2: fuck it, I can't do it. I can't do it.
• 19:05
  Speaker 2: But what was thinking me making me think I want
• 19:07
  Speaker 2: to do it was Bodie did it? Why can't I
• 19:11
  Speaker 2: do it? So I go down and the thing and
• 19:14
  Speaker 2: so I turn left. I'm going down a hill and
• 19:17
  Speaker 2: I'm thinking, Okay, I can do this. I can get
• 19:19
  Speaker 2: I can get this run done. And then I get
• 19:21
  Speaker 2: like ten fifteen meters and go Nope, I can't. So
• 19:24
  Speaker 2: I turn around, I go back up to where the
• 19:26
  Speaker 2: bush is, and I'm scoping out the edge this line,
• 19:29
  Speaker 2: the edge line of this bush, and I'm busting, feeling sick,
• 19:34
  Speaker 2: and then I'm looking for entrances into the bush. But
• 19:35
  Speaker 2: it's been raining and raining and raining, and I ran
• 19:38
  Speaker 2: when it wasn't raining, but it had been raining so
• 19:39
  Speaker 2: much that this whole edge line of this bush was
• 19:41
  Speaker 2: just water. I couldn't get in all right. The only
• 19:44
  Speaker 2: thing I had to hide me was the bush line.
• 19:47
  Speaker 2: And then a trailer that was parked there.
• 19:49
  Speaker 1: I know exactly where I told him to.
• 19:52
  Speaker 2: And so I walk and I'm standing there out of
• 19:55
  Speaker 2: my head's just tall in the trailer and I'm like
• 19:57
  Speaker 2: poking off like this. I'm like, look around this note
• 20:00
  Speaker 2: I was coming. And I go and I got my
• 20:02
  Speaker 2: hands in by you get thumbs in my pants. They
• 20:05
  Speaker 2: go to around about halfway down my bum and I
• 20:07
  Speaker 2: go to squat, and I and when I go to squat,
• 20:09
  Speaker 2: I just look and I'm just thinking I can see
• 20:12
  Speaker 2: the whole road still. So someone drives past. I'm fucked
• 20:16
  Speaker 2: and so and so I and I got back up
• 20:18
  Speaker 2: and I was stressing and I was walking and I
• 20:20
  Speaker 2: ended up kicking I didn't give a fuck about my
• 20:22
  Speaker 2: run time.
• 20:22
  Speaker 1: I was like, fuck this.
• 20:23
  Speaker 2: I was so pissed off. I had of shit and
• 20:25
  Speaker 2: so then but what happened was I just kind of
• 20:27
  Speaker 2: like I just sat there and I was just breathing
• 20:30
  Speaker 2: and breathing, and it just kind of went away. Oh
• 20:32
  Speaker 2: and I'm so fucking grateful that it went away. I came,
• 20:36
  Speaker 2: I felt like crat and I was just thinking, But
• 20:39
  Speaker 2: what I had in my head was Oddie did it.
• 20:42
  Speaker 2: I can do it. And then I was thinking, if
• 20:44
  Speaker 2: I do it, I've got a good story for the podcast.
• 20:46
  Speaker 2: I've got this is content.
• 20:47
  Speaker 1: I was like, Jake, just do it.
• 20:48
  Speaker 2: And I was thinking, like, if I took this shit
• 20:50
  Speaker 2: next to the trailer, the person that came and picked
• 20:52
  Speaker 2: up their trailer would have come and thin and that
• 20:53
  Speaker 2: you walk ou around decide. They would have seen this
• 20:55
  Speaker 2: thing and thought that's a big dog.
• 20:58
  Speaker 1: But it wasn't problem.
• 21:01
  Speaker 2: No, I know, but I just couldn't do it. And
• 21:03
  Speaker 2: the crazy thing about the story is is two hundred
• 21:06
  Speaker 2: meters in one direction, I have my auntie and uncle
• 21:09
  Speaker 2: lived two hundred meters in direction. I could have just
• 21:10
  Speaker 2: kept running and gone there. And then another our mate,
• 21:13
  Speaker 2: Austin it was up. It was it was on hillside, ye,
• 21:16
  Speaker 2: and I was going And then I could have also
• 21:18
  Speaker 2: just gone with my friend Austin's house, which is another
• 21:19
  Speaker 2: two hundred meters the other director. But for some reason
• 21:21
  Speaker 2: in my head, I just couldn't. For some reason in
• 21:25
  Speaker 2: my head, I thought I'd rather take a shit on
• 21:27
  Speaker 2: the side of the road than go to the house
• 21:28
  Speaker 2: and be like, I'm busting for a shit.
• 21:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah, your mind does crazy. There's not time to think,
• 21:32
  Speaker 1: like your mind's like I've got to find somewhere like quickly.
• 21:35
  Speaker 2: There is absolutely zero time to think.
• 21:37
  Speaker 1: Honestly, though, the end of the story disappointing.
• 21:40
  Speaker 2: I'm sorry, I knew you'd be disappointed.
• 21:42
  Speaker 1: I'll give you another week or two. Do that same thing,
• 21:48
  Speaker 1: same repeat this time like go drive away where you
• 21:50
  Speaker 1: can't get anywhere.
• 21:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, where there's literally nothing. Get back to me, alright, guys.
• 22:04
  Speaker 2: Next up, we got dilemmas. Dilemmas baby finishing it off
• 22:08
  Speaker 2: this week with dilemmas. Okay, straight men dating by women?
• 22:12
  Speaker 2: Why is it a problem? Do you have an answer
• 22:15
  Speaker 2: for that? I'm about to read you a dilemma the
• 22:18
  Speaker 2: question Maybe we get jealous? All right, I'm gonna read this.
• 22:25
  Speaker 2: Six months ago, I was set up on a blind
• 22:27
  Speaker 2: date with a mutual friend. I wasn't expecting much and
• 22:29
  Speaker 2: not super open to a relationship at the time, but
• 22:32
  Speaker 2: I was pleasantly surprised, as he wasn't usually wasn't my
• 22:35
  Speaker 2: usual type. We got along great and quick quickly fell
• 22:39
  Speaker 2: in love. He had recently gotten out of a long
• 22:42
  Speaker 2: term relationship that ended pretty horribly. They were engaged to
• 22:46
  Speaker 2: be married. She cheated and left him the day she
• 22:50
  Speaker 2: got home from her bachelorette party, and then sued him
• 22:53
  Speaker 2: for a substantial amount of money. He communicated this up front,
• 22:58
  Speaker 2: and we talked about it regularly and how he probably
• 23:02
  Speaker 2: wasn't ready for a relationship. Yet we kept seeing each
• 23:04
  Speaker 2: other because love was hard to say no to. However,
• 23:08
  Speaker 2: he would regularly make comments about certain groups of people
• 23:12
  Speaker 2: non white or LGBTQ plus, and one night we were
• 23:17
  Speaker 2: talking about musicians and he said I could only like
• 23:21
  Speaker 2: male musicians. I said I could like whoever I wanted.
• 23:24
  Speaker 2: I'm a woman and eventually told him I had hooked
• 23:27
  Speaker 2: up with a woman in the past. He absolutely lost
• 23:31
  Speaker 2: it and called me a liar. His whole world was devastated.
• 23:36
  Speaker 2: I laughed as I didn't realize it was a big deal,
• 23:38
  Speaker 2: and told him to take a couple of days figure
• 23:41
  Speaker 2: his stuff out and see if that was a deal
• 23:43
  Speaker 2: breaker for him. He came back a couple days later
• 23:46
  Speaker 2: and said he was fine with it. He was in
• 23:48
  Speaker 2: love with me and wanted to see where it would go.
• 23:51
  Speaker 2: I didn't quite believe him, but carried on hesitantly. It
• 23:56
  Speaker 2: went great for the next month until he had a
• 23:58
  Speaker 2: big run in with his He started avoiding me after that,
• 24:02
  Speaker 2: and then texted me that he would have never dated
• 24:05
  Speaker 2: me if he knew I was bisexual. Complicated, but I
• 24:09
  Speaker 2: don't really identify it as bisexual. It's been a lot
• 24:13
  Speaker 2: and I'm so lost for understanding his reaction. Is he
• 24:16
  Speaker 2: justified I only date men and I am looking to
• 24:19
  Speaker 2: marry a man. But he told me I should have
• 24:22
  Speaker 2: told him upfront about my past. Ooh fuck, there was
• 24:27
  Speaker 2: a lot. I saved this a while ago, and I'm
• 24:30
  Speaker 2: reading it was all.
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: New to me again.
• 24:31
  Speaker 2: Holy shit.
• 24:33
  Speaker 1: Okay, okay, there's a little bit to unpack there.
• 24:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: Firstly, I don't think she should categorize straight men as
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: what he is doing. Oh good point.
• 24:46
  Speaker 2: Good point, because because we're not all like that.
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: No, I think this individual man is a little bit racist,
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: seems it. What's sexist and homophobic? Y?
• 24:58
  Speaker 2: Sexist? Homphobic?
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah, which is a personal problem, an outlook on the
• 25:03
  Speaker 1: world opposed to just straight men.
• 25:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's the way he was raised.
• 25:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so wow, but what was that deliveratey? Then like
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: she's confused.
• 25:11
  Speaker 2: Okay, first off, after all of that was he is
• 25:16
  Speaker 2: he justified? No? Fuck, no, no way, I only date
• 25:23
  Speaker 2: man and I'm sorry. Okay, well, I guess we could
• 25:25
  Speaker 2: go off. So she said she doesn't identify as bisexual,
• 25:28
  Speaker 2: but she has gotten with a girl in the past.
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: We'll go to that question. So firstly, he's just wrong
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: all the way. Don't look at him again. That's just
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: a terrible look on.
• 25:36
  Speaker 2: Life, I would say, Yeah, he seems like the type
• 25:39
  Speaker 2: of person. I just I feel bad for you because
• 25:43
  Speaker 2: I assume that you listening the way you wrote it,
• 25:46
  Speaker 2: in the way you're saying stuff in your past, I
• 25:49
  Speaker 2: assume you're a very accepting person of everything, all shapes
• 25:53
  Speaker 2: of life. Yeah, it sounds like you're very accepting and
• 25:57
  Speaker 2: he isn't. But somehow he like got into your head
• 26:02
  Speaker 2: and he made you fall in love and he somehow
• 26:05
  Speaker 2: did that, and the signs at the start of him
• 26:08
  Speaker 2: saying you can only like male artists and stuff, and
• 26:11
  Speaker 2: love is.
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: Blinding of her thinking process a little bit.
• 26:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and it's tough because the little tiny red flags
• 26:19
  Speaker 2: you definitely ignore. I would ignore them too.
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: I'm not going to say that's a little red flag.
• 26:25
  Speaker 2: I mean, I've just been thinking about it though. I
• 26:29
  Speaker 2: just I don't know, like a little sny remark. Yeah,
• 26:32
  Speaker 2: you might you kind of think like, oh, that was weird.
• 26:35
  Speaker 2: But but I'll just, you know, I'll just leave it
• 26:39
  Speaker 2: like I won't. I won't just end everything because of it,
• 26:42
  Speaker 2: because at that point in time, you had fallen pretty hard,
• 26:44
  Speaker 2: pretty fast.
• 26:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we can't judge that because love is blinding, but
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: we'll take away from the situation that he's a bad
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: guy and that's not everyone's outlook in life. But say,
• 26:54
  Speaker 1: her other question was, should she have told him that
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: she was bisexual earlier on but she's not, or but
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: that she's got she had got good with girls. Sorry?
• 27:02
  Speaker 2: Sorry, Yeah, I don't think so.
• 27:05
  Speaker 1: I don't think so either.
• 27:06
  Speaker 2: That would mean that you would have to If that's
• 27:10
  Speaker 2: the case, you guys should both have I not saying
• 27:13
  Speaker 2: you should do this. But if he's saying, oh, you
• 27:15
  Speaker 2: should have told me that you've gotten with a girl
• 27:16
  Speaker 2: before in your past, that means that you could be like, Okay,
• 27:19
  Speaker 2: well I want to know every girl you've gotten with,
• 27:20
  Speaker 2: and I'll tell you every guy and girl I've gotten
• 27:22
  Speaker 2: with whatever. You know what I mean?
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: That just makes it stupid. I've figured out why he's
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: like that. Why. So he's got dumped by his cheated,
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: cheated on by his ex fiance, which is a traumatic thing.
• 27:35
  Speaker 1: So in his next relationship, he's obviously scared that she's
• 27:40
  Speaker 1: going to leave again and some healed, Yeah, he hasn't
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: healed at all. And something that he's unknown in his
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: mind is another girl might take her away from him. Yeah,
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: he's like, I couldn't even keep one that only wanted guys. Yeah,
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: how am I going to keep one that actually kind
• 27:54
  Speaker 1: of looks at a girl and also thinks, oh, she's
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: kind of hot. Exactly.
• 27:58
  Speaker 2: I'm not I'm not defending him. I'm saying his actions
• 28:01
  Speaker 2: are dumb, but that's probably that's exactly what happened. Subconsciously,
• 28:05
  Speaker 2: what's going through his head, like, there's.
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: Double the amount of people that can take my girl now, and.
• 28:08
  Speaker 2: He was too immature to handle it.
• 28:10
  Speaker 1: He could not handle it, and it just came out
• 28:12
  Speaker 1: as just like all those.
• 28:13
  Speaker 2: Things, agreed, agreed, agreed. What about if would you how
• 28:19
  Speaker 2: would you feel if if your girl you've been with
• 28:22
  Speaker 2: her for a little while, whatever, And then she says
• 28:25
  Speaker 2: that she has slept with you know, one, two girls
• 28:29
  Speaker 2: before in her past.
• 28:30
  Speaker 1: I feel like, tell me what happened.
• 28:32
  Speaker 2: It's literally same. I would be the most curious person
• 28:35
  Speaker 2: in the world, and I would be like, I'd be like,
• 28:38
  Speaker 2: give me their numbers, any I want tips on how
• 28:41
  Speaker 2: to eat it right, give me their fucking.
• 28:43
  Speaker 1: I wouldn't judge about it. That's a different time in
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: their life. And she's obviously here now with me. That's yeah,
• 28:48
  Speaker 1: that's the thing we've DoD Especially when I'm with a girl,
• 28:51
  Speaker 1: you're taking the person that's in front of you right now,
• 28:53
  Speaker 1: not what she did when she was nineteen or twenty.
• 28:56
  Speaker 1: It took all of that to her to get to
• 28:58
  Speaker 1: me right now, it's all. And then I'm judging her
• 29:01
  Speaker 1: for something that she did when she was nineteen, even
• 29:03
  Speaker 1: though it's not bad at all. But I shouldn't judge
• 29:05
  Speaker 1: that either way.
• 29:06
  Speaker 2: And you make a good argument because you're so so
• 29:08
  Speaker 2: you fell in love with the girl in front of you. Now,
• 29:10
  Speaker 2: let's say she hadn't slept with a woman in the past,
• 29:13
  Speaker 2: she may not be the girl she is right now.
• 29:15
  Speaker 2: She hadn't have done that. You'll fall in love with
• 29:16
  Speaker 2: this girl right now.
• 29:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly. Yeah, she could still be curious if that
• 29:20
  Speaker 1: never happened. And then down the track it comes.
• 29:22
  Speaker 2: Out, yeah what about Like I feel like every person
• 29:25
  Speaker 2: is guilty of this when they're in a relationship, When
• 29:28
  Speaker 2: when your significant others telling a story about something that
• 29:32
  Speaker 2: happened before you even met. Yeah, and you didn't know,
• 29:34
  Speaker 2: you didn't even know each other existed yet, and then
• 29:38
  Speaker 2: they mentioned something and they're kind of telling the story funny,
• 29:41
  Speaker 2: and I call out, I'll go, was that with an
• 29:44
  Speaker 2: ex boyfriend? Want to say? It was? Just like And
• 29:46
  Speaker 2: then I'm pissed. I'm like, fun you old good story.
• 29:49
  Speaker 2: Fuck that guy.
• 29:50
  Speaker 1: You always got to be like you got with other boys.
• 29:53
  Speaker 2: Literally, it's like, wait, did you just like last night?
• 29:56
  Speaker 2: My girlfriend was at my house last night. Her and
• 29:58
  Speaker 2: my sister are having a conversation. Was the lounge. They're
• 30:00
  Speaker 2: having a conversation together and she starts My girlfriend starts
• 30:05
  Speaker 2: talking to my So they're saying I heard her say
• 30:08
  Speaker 2: the guy I was talking to before I met Jake,
• 30:11
  Speaker 2: And I was like, did you just admit another boy?
• 30:14
  Speaker 2: Did you admit you talked about the douce before I existed?
• 30:16
  Speaker 2: I was like, what the fuck is wrong?
• 30:18
  Speaker 1: You should have been waiting for me, honestly. So we
• 30:21
  Speaker 1: joke about it, but that's what this other guy's mindset is.
• 30:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah, we joke about it.
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, it does. And that dilemma. I think there's
• 30:33
  Speaker 1: a better guys out there who don't know those judgments.
• 30:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah, fuck that guy.
• 30:44
  Speaker 1: All right, everybody, thank you for tuning in to another episode. Yeah,
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: we just wanted to ask leave some feedback. How do
• 30:51
  Speaker 1: you like in the new two separate episodes? A little
• 30:54
  Speaker 1: bit shorter, but it's still a now long.
• 30:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you still get an hour per week. Just splits
• 30:58
  Speaker 2: it up a little bit. Yeah, this should be a
• 31:00
  Speaker 2: little bit more entertaining. Let us know, Yeah, let us
• 31:02
  Speaker 2: know what you think. Maybe we'll you can put a
• 31:04
  Speaker 2: question box under the Spotify can't I can do that, Yeah,
• 31:06
  Speaker 2: I'll tell you like, what do you think about the format?
• 31:09
  Speaker 2: What do you think about new format? Thanks? Guys, love
• 31:12
  Speaker 2: you to bye,