Latest / Notable Nostalgia / Ep 130. King of Queens Thanksgiving watch along!
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- 0:05Speaker 1: And what if I lost both my hands tomorrow.
- 0:08Speaker 2: You could be a seat model star. I was sixteen
- 0:12Speaker 2: at the time or fifteen and uh, and then hook
- 0:15Speaker 2: it up with a witch and.
- 0:16Speaker 3: That was that.
- 0:19Speaker 2: Cats can smile apparently, whoa weird, But it doesn't always
- 0:25Speaker 2: mean that they're happy.
- 0:26Speaker 1: Lucy receives a call from what I can only assume
- 0:28Speaker 1: is the future winner of every acting award ever.
- 0:31Speaker 2: Yeah, Jenny Moon is a star. Her looks looks weren't
- 0:36Speaker 2: part of the issue.
- 0:38Speaker 1: He's like, I had to sell my last top hat
- 0:40Speaker 1: for gratas.
- 0:42Speaker 2: Maybe this is not appropriate either, but let's see.
- 0:48Speaker 1: Hey, what's up, nostalgia nerds. I hope you're excited for
- 0:52Speaker 1: something new that we're gonna try this episode.
- 0:54Speaker 2: I'm excited a gobble gobble. Oh that's not it.
- 1:01Speaker 1: That was the new thing, all right, normal episode now
- 1:05Speaker 1: see next week. No, but we thought of something kind
- 1:08Speaker 1: of fun, So we're gonna release two episodes on the
- 1:10Speaker 1: same day. So if you're listening to this one, you're
- 1:12Speaker 1: listening to one of them. But we're going to watch
- 1:16Speaker 1: the episode Dark Meat, season three, episode eight of King
- 1:21Speaker 1: of Queens.
- 1:22Speaker 2: Yeah, we're kind of doing like a mystery science theater vibe.
- 1:25Speaker 2: So I don't know if you've listener, if you've seen
- 1:27Speaker 2: that before, so pretty much mistake Camper wrong. It was
- 1:29Speaker 2: like a lot of science fiction, you know those kind
- 1:32Speaker 2: of movies, and then there was like a robots and
- 1:35Speaker 2: like a human like in the front with a silhouette
- 1:38Speaker 2: like just talking during it.
- 1:39Speaker 1: Well, the whole thing is a guy got sent to space, okay,
- 1:44Speaker 1: and for punishment kind of, It was not really punishment,
- 1:46Speaker 1: it was a test and he started to They wanted
- 1:48Speaker 1: to see how long it take him to go crazy.
- 1:51Speaker 1: So what he did was he took a lot of
- 1:53Speaker 1: parts from the spaceship and he made his robot friends.
- 1:56Speaker 1: Oh Crow, Jim Servo, uh Crow, Oh my god, I
- 2:02Speaker 1: saw him live. I love Mystery Science Theater in the
- 2:05Speaker 1: not too distant future. Uh Gypsy is another robot okay,
- 2:13Speaker 1: uh Cambot. There it's another one, La la la. If
- 2:18Speaker 1: you have questions how we eat their drinks and other
- 2:22Speaker 1: science facts, just remember this is just a show and
- 2:26Speaker 1: just try to relax. It's a Mystery Science Theater three
- 2:29Speaker 1: thousand or something like that. I love that.
- 2:30Speaker 2: Yeah, I love And if this really takes off, this
- 2:33Speaker 2: Mister Science Theater unofficial reboot then we can start going
- 2:37Speaker 2: to anywhere, Like we could go to movie theaters and
- 2:40Speaker 2: sit in the front road and talk the whole time.
- 2:42Speaker 2: We can for listener, you can pay us and we'll
- 2:46Speaker 2: come over and watch a movie with you and talk
- 2:47Speaker 2: during the whole movie, like it's unlimited.
- 2:50Speaker 1: Yeah, this one, I might be a little bit harder
- 2:52Speaker 1: to Mystery Science Theater just because I've never seen the show.
- 2:55Speaker 1: But right, oh, I've never seen this episode before. But
- 2:58Speaker 1: I've seen the show and it's already a comedy, so
- 3:02Speaker 1: it might be kind of hard, but you know, I think.
- 3:03Speaker 2: You're gonna be able to kill it because like you
- 3:05Speaker 2: don't see reality before it happens, but you comment on
- 3:09Speaker 2: reality like the world.
- 3:11Speaker 1: And heavy, heavy shit. But we're gonna do one episode
- 3:14Speaker 1: with the King of Queen audio, so you're gonna be
- 3:17Speaker 1: able to hear the audio as we're talking, and you know,
- 3:20Speaker 1: but we're also going to release another one without the audio,
- 3:23Speaker 1: so you know, we figure sometimes people are alone on Thanksgiving,
- 3:27Speaker 1: if you want to watch this, uh and sync it
- 3:29Speaker 1: up with us and then you can kind of hang
- 3:31Speaker 1: out with us while we watch. All three of us
- 3:32Speaker 1: can watch it.
- 3:33Speaker 2: I like that. Yeah, if you're sitting at home, and
- 3:35Speaker 2: you're like, I was gonna watch King of Queen's give
- 3:37Speaker 2: An episode, but I don't want to watch it alone. Well, boomsolved,
- 3:41Speaker 2: that's great, but I thought to get this in the
- 3:43Speaker 2: mood for like the Gobble season. We could do a
- 3:46Speaker 2: little bit of trivia.
- 3:48Speaker 1: Oh perfect, just get us loosened that sure, I'm excited.
- 3:50Speaker 2: Okay, listener, play at home. I have six ish questions
- 3:54Speaker 2: and they're multiple choice and they are Gobble Gobble themed. Okay,
- 3:59Speaker 2: Andy and Listener. During the nineteen ninety seven Macy's Day Thanksgiving.
- 4:03Speaker 1: Day parade, I know Barney died close.
- 4:06Speaker 2: Oh Barney. The hot air balloon ripped open while it
- 4:10Speaker 2: ran into a lamp post. The earliest firm of fixed
- 4:14Speaker 2: position street lighting dated back to five hundred BC in China.
- 4:18Speaker 2: China holds which to world records A most people napping
- 4:23Speaker 2: at the same time and largest bubble tea Wow, B
- 4:26Speaker 2: largest human domino chain and the most people playing jump
- 4:29Speaker 2: rope at the same time. See largest petting zoo and
- 4:32Speaker 2: largest wall, d largest t television screen and large longest
- 4:37Speaker 2: record holder for Dodgeball championship.
- 4:40Speaker 1: Oh wow. Well, I'm gonna go ce and B.
- 4:47Speaker 2: It's not so ce I did the trick because you
- 4:49Speaker 2: heard of the Great Wall of China exactly. But no
- 4:51Speaker 2: it is if you dig it, B, I will give
- 4:52Speaker 2: you half point.
- 4:53Speaker 1: Wait, there's a bigger wall than the Great Wall of China.
- 4:56Speaker 2: No, you had to choose two of them. So they
- 4:58Speaker 2: don't have the largest petting zoo, or maybe they did.
- 5:01Speaker 2: I don't know, Okay, but they did. They do hold
- 5:04Speaker 2: the record for the largest human domino chain. So just
- 5:08Speaker 2: picture people in a line like in a in a line,
- 5:11Speaker 2: and you push one.
- 5:12Speaker 1: Of them over. Yeah, that's awesome.
- 5:14Speaker 2: I love that so much. Okay, B, or number two
- 5:16Speaker 2: or whatever, and say, by the bell who volunteers at
- 5:19Speaker 2: a Thanksgiving shelter but ends up causing more chaos than help?
- 5:24Speaker 2: Is it Lisa, Zach, Kelly or Slater? Oh?
- 5:26Speaker 1: I was gonna guess screech, so I'm gonna say Zach.
- 5:29Speaker 2: Yeah, Okay. This one is the only one I used
- 5:31Speaker 2: chat Gibt for, and the only reason I kept it
- 5:34Speaker 2: in was because even charity can't stop Zach from Zach ying.
- 5:37Speaker 1: Whoa, that's what chagy Wow?
- 5:40Speaker 2: I love that. Shout out chat Chibt. Okay. Number three
- 5:44Speaker 2: turkeys can run as fast as blank miles per hour
- 5:47Speaker 2: ten forty, twenty fifty.
- 5:50Speaker 1: I didn't think it was gonna be ten, so I'm
- 5:52Speaker 1: gonna I'm gonna go ten.
- 5:53Speaker 2: Ten it is twenty. Whoa, yeah, that's fast.
- 5:56Speaker 1: That's really quick. Yeah.
- 5:57Speaker 2: Other animals that can run up to twenty miles per
- 6:00Speaker 2: hour are pig, sheep, chicken, goats, elephants, bears, camels, sheep,
- 6:04Speaker 2: and a fuck ton of other animals, so that no
- 6:06Speaker 2: one cares, okay, because that's not like I guess that's
- 6:09Speaker 2: a common speed for animal. Yes, the twenty is so
- 6:12Speaker 2: fast because it is like five miles an hour. Walking
- 6:15Speaker 2: is a pace.
- 6:16Speaker 1: Well sometimes like an NFL player will get up to
- 6:19Speaker 1: about twenty to twenty one, and that's like crazy. So
- 6:21Speaker 1: I bet the fastest person alive maybe twenty six miles
- 6:25Speaker 1: per hour. I guess power walking no like sprinting running?
- 6:29Speaker 2: Oh my god. Okay, So four back to the failing
- 6:33Speaker 2: in Macy's Day Parade. Okay, which year did the Macy's
- 6:37Speaker 2: Thanksgiving Day Parade first air on TV A nineteen fifty six,
- 6:42Speaker 2: B nineteen forty two, C nineteen sixty nine, Nice, Nice
- 6:48Speaker 2: D nineteen forty eight.
- 6:50Speaker 1: I wanna go sixty nine.
- 6:51Speaker 2: I like that. So it was nineteen forty eight. That
- 6:54Speaker 2: was the same year that Gandhi was assassinated and the
- 6:58Speaker 2: og McDonald's opened, paving the way for the blood fast
- 7:01Speaker 2: food empire.
- 7:02Speaker 1: Huh.
- 7:03Speaker 2: I didn't know that Gandhi was assassinated.
- 7:04Speaker 1: That's crazy. I also didn't know Gandi was assassinated because
- 7:07Speaker 1: he was old as shit, like a long time ago,
- 7:10Speaker 1: so I just assumed.
- 7:11Speaker 2: I don't know if this is true or not either,
- 7:14Speaker 2: but he used to like lay down with like naked.
- 7:16Speaker 1: Win underage girls, underage to testas purity or some shit.
- 7:21Speaker 2: Like Oh that's sketchy. Okay. Number five. Which US state
- 7:25Speaker 2: produces the most turkeys each year? Is it Pennsylvania, New Hampshire,
- 7:30Speaker 2: Minnesota or Massachusetts?
- 7:32Speaker 4: Ah?
- 7:32Speaker 1: These are all good. I'm gona god, New Hampshire.
- 7:34Speaker 2: New Hampshire. It is see Minnesota, damn it.
- 7:37Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 7:38Speaker 2: Here are some fun facts about Minnesota. They have more
- 7:42Speaker 2: lakes than any other state, and additionally, the state faces
- 7:45Speaker 2: challenges with high rates of violent crimes in many areas,
- 7:49Speaker 2: slower than average population growth, and a reputation for passive
- 7:53Speaker 2: aggressive social dynamics. Despite the Minnesota nice culture.
- 7:56Speaker 1: Hmm, Well, did you know the Los Angeles Lakers. I
- 7:59Speaker 1: think how many lakes are in LA? It was like none.
- 8:02Speaker 1: They're originally from Minnesota, and then it got moved. I
- 8:04Speaker 1: think they were like something with an M, like m Lakers.
- 8:07Speaker 1: That's the original back and then they got sold and
- 8:09Speaker 1: they kept the name that.
- 8:10Speaker 2: They were called Lakers because of lakes.
- 8:12Speaker 1: Yeah, because of being in I think it's Minnesota Lakers.
- 8:15Speaker 2: You can't take a noun and added er to it
- 8:18Speaker 2: and make it uh other.
- 8:20Speaker 1: Now yeah, so it's like I guess rollerblader.
- 8:25Speaker 2: Okay, Oh, I guess yeah, because you bowl? Okay, what's
- 8:28Speaker 2: an object? Any object? Uh?
- 8:32Speaker 1: I want to say basketball?
- 8:33Speaker 2: Basketball, because that's basketball are So what's a plate? Like
- 8:37Speaker 2: you know how plates you put food on them? Oh? Plate?
- 8:40Speaker 5: Ter?
- 8:40Speaker 2: That that would be like the team name is the Platers, Yeah, Platers?
- 8:44Speaker 1: Yeah, I guess like the forty No, I guess forty
- 8:46Speaker 1: nine ers.
- 8:47Speaker 2: Because if there was a oceaners, Like what.
- 8:50Speaker 1: If somebody was the moon, you'd be like the moon
- 8:52Speaker 1: or yeah.
- 8:53Speaker 2: You're right, that's okay, number six. This one's worth sixteen
- 8:57Speaker 2: hundred points. Okay, I guess okay, oh doesn't mean a
- 9:00Speaker 2: hard one? Okay, listener?
- 9:02Speaker 1: Are you ready?
- 9:03Speaker 2: Yeah? Okay? In November nineteen twenty six, Vinnie Joyce from
- 9:08Speaker 2: nita Uma, Mississippi, sent President Coolidge a live raccoon to
- 9:12Speaker 2: serve for Thanksgiving dinner, but instead of putting it on
- 9:15Speaker 2: the menu, Coolidge adopted the raccoon as a family pet.
- 9:18Speaker 2: The raccoon's name was was Rebecca. What is Rebecca Gayheart's
- 9:25Speaker 2: star sign?
- 9:27Speaker 1: Uh capricord?
- 9:29Speaker 2: No, she was a cancer. She was born August twelfth,
- 9:33Speaker 2: nineteen seventy one, and she has a net worth of
- 9:36Speaker 2: seven million dollars. And I think that she like manslaughtered somebody,
- 9:41Speaker 2: but not one hundred percent by that.
- 9:43Speaker 1: Yeah, I was in my head. I was thinking when
- 9:46Speaker 1: you said that, I was thinking of Ameliar Airhart. So
- 9:48Speaker 1: I got real confit.
- 9:49Speaker 2: No, she was the one. Remember that episode we did
- 9:52Speaker 2: in I R. Two. Yeah, so that's that's Rebecca. And
- 9:54Speaker 2: she's in a drawbreaker.
- 9:56Speaker 1: She was born in what year?
- 9:57Speaker 2: Nineteen seventy one? Oh, so she's like forty eight fifty four.
- 10:02Speaker 1: Ish, Yeah, because I guess that episode we watched probably
- 10:04Speaker 1: came out in ninety three or ninety four. Yeah, that's crazy.
- 10:06Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, but yeah, I just loved that fact that
- 10:10Speaker 2: so somebody sent her, not that Rebecca hearts a cancer,
- 10:14Speaker 2: but that somebody sent President Coolidge a hamster or not
- 10:20Speaker 2: hamster raccoon to eat on Thanksgiving and he was like, no,
- 10:22Speaker 2: I'm not going to eat that. And then he was like,
- 10:24Speaker 2: let's just make it our family pets. So there was
- 10:26Speaker 2: a white House pet raccoon and they named it Rebecca. Yeah,
- 10:32Speaker 2: there's so much that story.
- 10:33Speaker 1: I love. Yeah, especially when nineteen twenty.
- 10:36Speaker 2: Forty, nineteen twenty six, and the raccoon was from Mississippi,
- 10:40Speaker 2: So yeah, I guess.
- 10:40Speaker 1: It's nineteen twenty six. I feel like comedy wasn't really
- 10:43Speaker 1: a thing, so like, why would somebody even think to
- 10:45Speaker 1: name the raccoon something funny Rebecca?
- 10:47Speaker 6: Yeah?
- 10:48Speaker 1: Yeah, they'd just be like, oh, the name of Rebecca
- 10:50Speaker 1: because this is nineteen twenty six and everything is awful,
- 10:53Speaker 1: you know, like maybe they that.
- 10:54Speaker 2: Was pre when you named your pet, like you know,
- 10:58Speaker 2: like snowball or yeah.
- 11:00Speaker 1: Exactly, I think is prior.
- 11:01Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, so I love that. So I thought that
- 11:04Speaker 2: was some fun gobble gobbley going on, listener, let's get
- 11:09Speaker 2: into So okay, I, how what's your experience with King
- 11:12Speaker 2: of Queen's.
- 11:13Speaker 1: I've seen a few episodes when I was younger, I
- 11:16Speaker 1: was like I still I think she's super attractive. Lea Remeny,
- 11:19Speaker 1: Lea Remedie. I think she is one of the hottest
- 11:21Speaker 1: people of all time. And I saw Kevin James stand
- 11:24Speaker 1: up when I was like in six or seventh grade.
- 11:25Speaker 1: I remember really laughing a lot at it. So that's
- 11:28Speaker 1: why I've seen a few episodes and they're all fun
- 11:30Speaker 1: that like they're great. I like him.
- 11:31Speaker 2: Yeah, I love this show. I really got into it
- 11:34Speaker 2: in my early twenties. I had some health issues and
- 11:36Speaker 2: I was like stuck at home for a minute, and
- 11:38Speaker 2: I watched the complete series like multiple times, and I
- 11:43Speaker 2: love so many things about it. I love that each
- 11:45Speaker 2: there's not really a story arc that's multiple episodes. Like
- 11:48Speaker 2: there's some stuff like when Lee Remenie's character has her
- 11:53Speaker 2: dad get a dog walker to take him on walks
- 11:55Speaker 2: because he's like so antsy and bored at home when
- 11:58Speaker 2: they're at work. But I love that there's no like
- 12:00Speaker 2: you can just turn on any episode you understand what's
- 12:03Speaker 2: going on. There's no fucking children, which I love, Like,
- 12:07Speaker 2: I love that there's not like a kid that runs
- 12:09Speaker 2: off like in a scene or two, and they never
- 12:12Speaker 2: really deal with like everyone loves Raymond. I hate that
- 12:14Speaker 2: show Number one. It's hammered.
- 12:17Speaker 1: I don't know why all the voices are so weird,
- 12:19Speaker 1: like voice and his brother. I just have normal people talking.
- 12:23Speaker 2: Every storyline in that show is like my girl, my
- 12:26Speaker 2: wife made a soup that I don't like, but I
- 12:28Speaker 2: don't want to tell her that I don't like it,
- 12:30Speaker 2: so I'm gonna switch it with a different suit.
- 12:31Speaker 7: Like.
- 12:31Speaker 2: It's all stuff like that, and I can't deal with
- 12:34Speaker 2: that nonsense. This show is about a kind of a
- 12:37Speaker 2: ups driver working class couple. She works out a law
- 12:41Speaker 2: firm like as like a receptionist and paralegal and blah
- 12:44Speaker 2: blah blah, and she's more like gruff and then he's
- 12:49Speaker 2: more like laid back in the vibe. And then her
- 12:52Speaker 2: dad moves in into the basement. It's played by Jerry Stiller,
- 12:56Speaker 2: one of the goats, amazing, and then what's his wife's name? Uh,
- 13:00Speaker 2: there was a they were a comedy duo back in
- 13:01Speaker 2: the day. I'm looking a listener, but she shows up
- 13:05Speaker 2: aston Patton Oswald's mom.
- 13:07Speaker 1: Well, I was gonna say another reason I did watch
- 13:09Speaker 1: this because I like Patton Oswall, so I was always
- 13:11Speaker 1: looking for Batton Ossold Episode I think he's great.
- 13:13Speaker 2: He's a five star in the show. So listener, this
- 13:15Speaker 2: is gonna be a great episode. It is season three,
- 13:18Speaker 2: episode eight, Dark Meat, and then we're gonna chat about
- 13:22Speaker 2: it during it.
- 13:22Speaker 1: Yeah. So, like I said, it's on Peacock, but I
- 13:25Speaker 1: think you can watch it for free on tub and
- 13:27Speaker 1: there's a few other places. I do think after I'm
- 13:30Speaker 1: done with Superstore. This is because I keep for the
- 13:32Speaker 1: last couple of years, I've been wanting to start this
- 13:34Speaker 1: from the beginning, and I always kind of forget about
- 13:37Speaker 1: it for some reason. So I think this is gonna
- 13:39Speaker 1: be another show to where when I restarted, I'm gonna
- 13:41Speaker 1: fall in love with it like I did with Frasier.
- 13:42Speaker 1: That's Fraser's one my favorites.
- 13:44Speaker 2: So the first like season or so, there are some
- 13:46Speaker 2: unnecessary characters like Lea Remedy's character has a sister and
- 13:49Speaker 2: then she gets written off and like you never she
- 13:52Speaker 2: never has a sister again. And then there's a guy
- 13:54Speaker 2: named Richie. He's not funny at all, so he gets
- 13:57Speaker 2: kind of written off. But Doug's sister is played by
- 14:02Speaker 2: Ricky Lake. Oh I love that.
- 14:04Speaker 1: Yeah, millennials will know who that is. That's crazy.
- 14:06Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, let's let's watch The King of Queens
- 14:09Speaker 2: a dark meat.
- 14:10Speaker 1: I'm going to start it in three two one.
- 14:18Speaker 2: I hate opening.
- 14:19Speaker 1: Wait really quick. Oh you know, I'm not gonna pause it.
- 14:21Speaker 2: What city is it like, New York Queens?
- 14:24Speaker 1: Oh, Queens? Oh King of Queens, New York.
- 14:27Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 14:29Speaker 1: Oh I thought it was like a male female thing.
- 14:32Speaker 2: Oh maybe it is.
- 14:35Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 14:39Speaker 2: I hate laugh tracks, though, I mean thank you. Every
- 14:43Speaker 2: time we see something funny in real life. We should
- 14:45Speaker 2: just stop and I have.
- 14:46Speaker 1: An ad fast and I was doing that for a while,
- 14:49Speaker 1: but the girls and Kathy was going, they're getting insane.
- 14:52Speaker 2: I need that app just.
- 14:55Speaker 4: Watching the sunlight hit it.
- 14:57Speaker 2: This is literally my relationship with Jeremy.
- 15:00Speaker 5: I'm just gonna take a leg.
- 15:02Speaker 8: We are having guests for Thanksgiving and I am not
- 15:05Speaker 8: serving them a one legged turkey.
- 15:07Speaker 1: Did they pre cook it?
- 15:09Speaker 2: That's weird.
- 15:10Speaker 4: Handicap well you go.
- 15:12Speaker 2: Oh handicapped cook?
- 15:15Speaker 3: That is good.
- 15:16Speaker 4: Okay, here we go.
- 15:18Speaker 2: Let's see.
- 15:18Speaker 1: To be honest, one of my favorite things is turkey.
- 15:21Speaker 1: The day after it's.
- 15:24Speaker 2: Okay, you know what your name?
- 15:25Speaker 4: One more thing I can have and I'm gonna.
- 15:29Speaker 2: Jeremy puts food on the bottom shelf because you know
- 15:32Speaker 2: I won't go down there to eat something a little stuff.
- 15:36Speaker 1: Do you put lids on stuff?
- 15:37Speaker 2: I don't hide my food.
- 15:39Speaker 1: Well, I just felt like, when you put food away,
- 15:40Speaker 1: do you put lids on it?
- 15:41Speaker 9: Oh?
- 15:41Speaker 1: Yeah, it depends on if I know it. If anybody
- 15:43Speaker 1: else is gonna eat it, I will. But if I
- 15:45Speaker 1: know I'm the only one that's gonna be I'm.
- 15:46Speaker 2: Like now this Jeremy and Jackson go and get crab
- 15:49Speaker 2: a lot or like more than regular humans do, and
- 15:53Speaker 2: they bring a lot of leftovers home and they leave
- 15:55Speaker 2: it in the fridge for it's like same we do.
- 16:01Speaker 4: Was breaking away because his light lunch only a lot smaller.
- 16:04Speaker 1: This is this is gonna be perfect, Thank you very much.
- 16:08Speaker 1: There those are delicious though.
- 16:15Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm staled it were getting weary, getting tight. I'm
- 16:27Speaker 2: even traffic on the Queen's Burbridge tonight.
- 16:31Speaker 1: Yeah I don't care because all I want to do
- 16:37Speaker 1: catch my check and drive l Oh yeah, he would go.
- 16:41Speaker 1: My name is Andy. Everybody knows my rhymes are super
- 16:44Speaker 1: nice and mean. Hanging out with Jeff watching King of Queen, Yeah,
- 16:52Speaker 1: I know there's gonna be more.
- 16:54Speaker 2: I used to have team. Are we keeping this then?
- 16:56Speaker 2: I don't know. He just came out talking about the
- 17:01Speaker 2: time when he Billy Bob Thornton did the whole like
- 17:04Speaker 2: wearing blood on Angela.
- 17:05Speaker 1: Oh yeah, they had each other's b Yeah.
- 17:07Speaker 2: I didn't read the article, but he's a freak. I
- 17:10Speaker 2: would definitely not not hit that.
- 17:12Speaker 1: He's a good actor though. I mean, I've seen him
- 17:14Speaker 1: in sling Blade.
- 17:16Speaker 2: It means America anyone could pay that for.
- 17:19Speaker 1: I've seen him in Doomstone, who was the abuse of Dad?
- 17:22Speaker 2: In that Dwight Yoakam he died in like a plane accident.
- 17:24Speaker 2: In real life, I think he's still lively, dweight Yoakum.
- 17:27Speaker 1: Yom, I'm pretty sure he's live unless he just recently died. Hey,
- 17:30Speaker 1: Siri Craft, this has never worked out for you once.
- 17:33Speaker 2: Did Dwight Yoakum die in a plane?
- 17:35Speaker 3: Cut rash gifts you just comfort softness?
- 17:40Speaker 1: Yep?
- 17:41Speaker 2: He so he died in nineteen eighty five real Yoakum.
- 17:45Speaker 7: I don't know.
- 17:45Speaker 1: Let's see, I thought for sure I just saw him
- 17:49Speaker 1: like playing a chow.
- 17:50Speaker 2: Yeah. No, Dwight Yoakam playing drama. Oh no, it was
- 17:55Speaker 2: twenty thirteen he died.
- 17:56Speaker 1: Oh, okay, okay, yeah, I was all also.
- 18:00Speaker 4: Yeahs giving man.
- 18:04Speaker 2: Not a good day to be my pet's.
- 18:08Speaker 1: There aren't a lot of real good days. God, so young,
- 18:12Speaker 1: that's nice, very nice. We just fed you was unbelievable.
- 18:17Speaker 8: It was just thinking, oh, don't thank me, thank the
- 18:20Speaker 8: good folks at holiday in a box you have?
- 18:23Speaker 3: But who went and picked it up?
- 18:24Speaker 10: Actually they dropped it off?
- 18:26Speaker 1: Okay, now we know they it that's true.
- 18:31Speaker 3: I did.
- 18:31Speaker 8: Okay, Okay, pride is back.
- 18:36Speaker 3: You know.
- 18:37Speaker 1: The food is good when it knocks a man out cold.
- 18:41Speaker 2: He was to take his hand in one water. See
- 18:42Speaker 2: if we can make him pee. It'll be nice to
- 18:46Speaker 2: be on the other end of that for once.
- 18:49Speaker 1: Then, even if it does work, aren't you just gonna
- 18:51Speaker 1: be ruining your own couch?
- 18:53Speaker 9: Yeah?
- 18:53Speaker 1: Good point, good point to see here. Oh this is perfect,
- 18:58Speaker 1: This is great, rock Rubin, you should have been the
- 19:03Speaker 1: producer insid of.
- 19:05Speaker 2: Have you ever messed with somebody when they've been passed out?
- 19:08Speaker 5: Yeah?
- 19:09Speaker 1: But like yeah, like we did that thing with the
- 19:13Speaker 1: rubber bands and you put someone's hair and it ties
- 19:15Speaker 1: up and they can't get it out. Then you know,
- 19:18Speaker 1: lighting people on fire and stuff, But nothing like that.
- 19:24Speaker 4: Doing to just dressing them up like a big baby.
- 19:26Speaker 3: Relaxed.
- 19:27Speaker 1: Its killing time till dessert.
- 19:30Speaker 8: It's Thanksgiving? Could you be nice?
- 19:32Speaker 1: I think I have a right to mess with them
- 19:33Speaker 1: on Thanksgiving? Dessert's out? What are you talking.
- 19:36Speaker 2: About, caidd?
- 19:37Speaker 4: You remember how he tortured me the first Thanksgiving I
- 19:40Speaker 4: met him.
- 19:41Speaker 1: God, it was hell.
- 19:42Speaker 8: I remember Thanksgiving very well. It was a great day.
- 19:44Speaker 8: It was the first time I got the nerve up
- 19:47Speaker 8: to tell.
- 19:47Speaker 3: You I love you.
- 19:48Speaker 1: Got the nerve up. It wasn't so hard after I told.
- 19:50Speaker 3: You what you think you told me first.
- 19:56Speaker 8: I think I told you.
- 19:57Speaker 1: See.
- 19:57Speaker 2: If I was like in their in their home right now,
- 20:00Speaker 2: I would be interrupting this conversation like we're not doing
- 20:02Speaker 2: a flashback episode.
- 20:03Speaker 1: I would be checking, Oh you just woke up. I'll
- 20:05Speaker 1: be checking this Poles, Yeah, I got you up.
- 20:09Speaker 3: You know what.
- 20:11Speaker 2: She's in scientology during this time, I was, Yeah, of course,
- 20:15Speaker 2: meeting Doug's She got into it as a kid like
- 20:20Speaker 2: her mom got her and got into it.
- 20:22Speaker 1: And that's how way harder to leave. Like have fun.
- 20:26Speaker 10: Sweet Hey, you touch one hair on her head, I'll
- 20:31Speaker 10: got you like a fish on scram.
- 20:37Speaker 2: I love flashbacks when they don't try to age.
- 20:41Speaker 1: SI.
- 20:42Speaker 8: He ran out of the house crying. I am talking
- 20:45Speaker 8: about meeting Doug on Thanksgiving.
- 20:48Speaker 1: You don't remember. I'll take the Thanksgiving special could be cool?
- 20:59Speaker 2: Yes, oh god, so listener, that's not listening to it.
- 21:06Speaker 2: He's envisioning a memory of him getting like a special
- 21:08Speaker 2: massage during a war.
- 21:12Speaker 1: I didn't know what. I thought he was like senile,
- 21:15Speaker 1: and then I was like a memory yet, Oh that's crazy,
- 21:17Speaker 1: Like you see that. Oh it's Florence Henderson.
- 21:25Speaker 2: Yeah, Florence Henderson before she died.
- 21:30Speaker 1: Are you lad? That's the mom from Brady Bunch?
- 21:34Speaker 2: I hit that again, guys, guys, sure, it is cool.
- 21:37Speaker 8: That's going to be here any minute, and we're not
- 21:38Speaker 8: close to ready. Any chance we can get are going
- 21:41Speaker 8: before you guys get to third base.
- 21:44Speaker 2: Seeing Carol Brady like this like flirty and sexual, it works.
- 21:49Speaker 1: Did you ever do any research research about the Brady
- 21:52Speaker 1: bunch and all like how they would like suck each
- 21:54Speaker 1: other and stuff.
- 21:55Speaker 2: Yeah, so like that, Greg and Marcia had a thing
- 21:57Speaker 2: and then Greg and Carol went on like a deep
- 22:01Speaker 2: or something. Wow, she didn't think it was a d
- 22:05Speaker 2: but he thought, O thing happened.
- 22:08Speaker 3: Don't fight me on that.
- 22:10Speaker 1: So what is this young man's line of work anyway.
- 22:13Speaker 8: He's training to be a driver at IPS.
- 22:16Speaker 2: Oh boy, so IPS is the ups.
- 22:21Speaker 1: Oh we're taking to use the name we had the
- 22:22Speaker 1: machine to do with that?
- 22:24Speaker 8: God, who are you to talk? You polished bowling balls
- 22:27Speaker 8: for a living?
- 22:27Speaker 2: I polish and engrave them.
- 22:29Speaker 1: Show me the machine that can do that.
- 22:34Speaker 5: I'm glad she finally found a boy she's serious about.
- 22:38Speaker 5: Has he told you he loves you yet?
- 22:40Speaker 10: Oh?
- 22:40Speaker 2: Not yet?
- 22:41Speaker 8: He's not the say I love you out loud type
- 22:43Speaker 8: of guy.
- 22:45Speaker 5: Well I know I'm not your mother, dear, but may
- 22:48Speaker 5: I still offer you a word of advice. Sure, if
- 22:52Speaker 5: you want to make a sale, you got to let
- 22:55Speaker 5: the customer sample the merchandise right there.
- 22:58Speaker 2: That's so good bad advice, but coming from Carol Brady tonight.
- 23:03Speaker 2: But Carrol Brady was like America's mom. But at the
- 23:06Speaker 2: same time, I get that she had six kids, but
- 23:08Speaker 2: they weren't babies and they had a housekeeper.
- 23:10Speaker 1: Calm down, world, Yeah no, I'm one hundred pcent with you.
- 23:13Speaker 1: And she didn't work.
- 23:14Speaker 2: She didn't work like and the kids were. They all
- 23:17Speaker 2: did a chortless because Cindy wasn't capable of anything.
- 23:20Speaker 1: Yeah, Cindy and Bobby. I think, yeah, they're pretty young
- 23:22Speaker 1: in the beginning, but by season two or three they
- 23:24Speaker 1: could do chores.
- 23:25Speaker 2: And you remember cousin Oliver the whole controversy a little.
- 23:29Speaker 1: I hated his hair.
- 23:30Speaker 2: Everyone hates like I think he became a drug outher Maybe.
- 23:34Speaker 8: Good really appreciate it because Doug is.
- 23:38Speaker 10: Very very special.
- 23:39Speaker 2: Think of the residual money from King of Queens and
- 23:42Speaker 2: also Brady Bunch.
- 23:43Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know. I think I bet Brady Bunch
- 23:45Speaker 1: it didn't get a lot, just because back in the day,
- 23:47Speaker 1: it was before they had good contracts and ship I
- 23:50Speaker 1: don't know. I don't even know if Brady Bunch they
- 23:52Speaker 1: were in a union.
- 23:53Speaker 2: That's amazing. Pat and Oswald with his hair.
- 23:59Speaker 1: Words bench.
- 24:01Speaker 2: Most people call me the expencinator.
- 24:04Speaker 4: You're nervous about meeting Calve's family, you know. I thought
- 24:07Speaker 4: I would have met him sooner, but apparently they spend
- 24:09Speaker 4: a lot of time in the Orient.
- 24:15Speaker 1: I think so because of the flashback earlier. That's a
- 24:17Speaker 1: good writing.
- 24:20Speaker 4: Yes, yeah, it's cocked and loaded, though today could be
- 24:24Speaker 4: the day.
- 24:25Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you love her.
- 24:27Speaker 10: Wow.
- 24:28Speaker 1: The only time I heard you use that where it
- 24:29Speaker 1: was talking about pork snacks and Mookie Wilson.
- 24:33Speaker 2: The busiest day for plumbers the day after Thanksgiving. I
- 24:35Speaker 2: could definitely see that not be because of toilets, necessarily
- 24:39Speaker 2: about garbage disposed holes. And oh they're also blowing up toilets.
- 24:44Speaker 1: Yeah. I like shows like this when like looking. They
- 24:47Speaker 1: all look like real people. I mean, she's insanely gorgeous.
- 24:50Speaker 1: But we got a lot of food here.
- 24:52Speaker 5: I hope your dog fellow likes to eat.
- 24:54Speaker 2: I think we're good.
- 24:56Speaker 1: Sounds like she said, dog fellow. Yeah, of all these
- 25:00Speaker 1: boat brochures, it took her eight seconds. But why even
- 25:03Speaker 1: task that with somebody else? Just do it?
- 25:05Speaker 5: Stop at Arthur. We're not buying a boat.
- 25:07Speaker 1: Oh come on, Lily Darling. I even have a name.
- 25:10Speaker 1: While picked up for her, the Lily Darling, and they
- 25:14Speaker 1: are horny.
- 25:18Speaker 2: I love that car.
- 25:23Speaker 3: Arthur.
- 25:23Speaker 5: You are such a dreamer.
- 25:25Speaker 1: I am not.
- 25:25Speaker 11: All I have to do is go to the bank,
- 25:27Speaker 11: get a loan, and five minutes later I'm Captain Arnie
- 25:30Speaker 11: of the Lily Darling.
- 25:31Speaker 5: It is not that simple to get a loan, Arthur.
- 25:33Speaker 2: Boats are very expensive, true story.
- 25:35Speaker 11: I see, So is this your way of rubbing the
- 25:38Speaker 11: bankruptcy in my face?
- 25:41Speaker 2: I love the drama of him.
- 25:43Speaker 1: He's so yeah over the top.
- 25:50Speaker 9: Why don't you go back to the street corner where
- 25:52Speaker 9: I followed you, sleep, says, calling her process.
- 25:57Speaker 1: Wow, that's wonderful because now I'm image like imagining so
- 26:17Speaker 1: many different scenarios.
- 26:20Speaker 2: Sometimes my note match is like, I'm colder on one side.
- 26:24Speaker 1: I'm Indians. I don't have like any hair, but I
- 26:26Speaker 1: have two left hairs on my left. I have two
- 26:29Speaker 1: hairs on my left nipple and one on my right.
- 26:31Speaker 2: You don't pluck them.
- 26:32Speaker 1: I do if I see him, but they'll come in
- 26:35Speaker 1: like once a year.
- 26:35Speaker 2: It's it's like those Christmas tactices that.
- 26:40Speaker 1: Exactly that, dad, Will you just come out until she apologizes? God,
- 26:49Speaker 1: imagine if R Kelly came in right now does a
- 26:51Speaker 1: guy in the closet and he has a gun?
- 26:54Speaker 2: All right, I'm sorry, did you hear that?
- 26:57Speaker 3: Daddy? She said?
- 26:59Speaker 2: So that's a real extra terrrier shot of the house.
- 27:02Speaker 2: So how far would you drive to go like visit
- 27:05Speaker 2: that house.
- 27:06Speaker 1: Well, since I don't really know the show, that will
- 27:09Speaker 1: probably not very far. But I mean, like if it
- 27:11Speaker 1: was like two hours, yeah, oh, for surely two hours.
- 27:16Speaker 1: It depends the location around it, like, if there's something
- 27:18Speaker 1: else we could do.
- 27:24Speaker 6: Take pictures in front of the house. We tell them
- 27:29Speaker 6: and they're like, this is the house.
- 27:33Speaker 1: I'm like, you just pick a arbitrary house six hours.
- 27:37Speaker 2: And we don't even choose like their real house, Like
- 27:39Speaker 2: their actual house is just a house. In one episode Sacred, okay,
- 27:45Speaker 2: so she's running out the door, the parents are fighting,
- 27:49Speaker 2: and Doug's like at the door being like, this is
- 27:51Speaker 2: kind of awkward.
- 27:54Speaker 3: Carry nice, awkward.
- 28:08Speaker 2: He's we're in for some trouble.
- 28:10Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 28:11Speaker 1: I don't know if anybody would listen to or I
- 28:13Speaker 1: don't know if anybody's gonna listen to the episode without
- 28:18Speaker 1: the King of Queen's audio unless.
- 28:20Speaker 2: They're watching Wait yeah, yeah, so listener, if you have
- 28:25Speaker 2: started this the wrong way, listen to the episode that
- 28:28Speaker 2: has the audio.
- 28:30Speaker 1: Yes, if you're not watching it, if you're not watching it,
- 28:33Speaker 1: but if you are watching it with us, there's okay.
- 28:36Speaker 1: So we're gonna say right now yeah wait, no, we
- 28:39Speaker 1: can't say that. We'll say at the beginning. So at
- 28:40Speaker 1: the beginning, we're gonna re record something that says this
- 28:43Speaker 1: is the episode with the King of Queen's audio, and then.
- 28:46Speaker 2: They'll probably figure out and they're all like, if they're
- 28:48Speaker 2: watching it and it's not syncing up perfect, then just
- 28:51Speaker 2: mute your TV's.
- 28:53Speaker 1: Yeah exactly, yea, yeah, yeah, well I don't Oh yeah,
- 28:57Speaker 1: I guess we don't really need to have too.
- 28:59Speaker 2: Yeah. I think that's so watch it with your TV
- 29:02Speaker 2: on and they're so good. Why you guys got this?
- 29:09Speaker 2: We trust you, We trust you. This is not interesting,
- 29:13Speaker 2: But like Peacock, it's interesting because Peacock is NBC. This
- 29:17Speaker 2: show is on CBS, So what's going on there? I'm selling?
- 29:21Speaker 7: Yeah, licensee probably that's fucking worried.
- 29:26Speaker 1: Why don't know who owns CBS? Now?
- 29:28Speaker 2: How long do you guys wait to take your cans in?
- 29:31Speaker 1: Oh that's a kathy thing. I would just recycle. I
- 29:33Speaker 1: hate having so I mean that things can give us
- 29:36Speaker 1: what two bucks? I don't know, I have no idea.
- 29:38Speaker 1: So we're gonna have that bag in there for fucking
- 29:40Speaker 1: a month or two dollars.
- 29:43Speaker 2: Listener like that. We'll come back, we'll circle back.
- 29:46Speaker 1: Oh, this happened to me one time, but I was
- 29:49Speaker 1: eating by myself. I'll explain next commercial. If don't let
- 29:52Speaker 1: me forget those The worst Thanksgiving of my life is
- 29:55Speaker 1: a long story.
- 29:56Speaker 2: Kind of Okay, listen, gold On, we're locked in so
- 30:03Speaker 2: Florence Henderson. She looks like she's smashable there, huh oh,
- 30:07Speaker 2: thank you.
- 30:08Speaker 5: So much for bringing these buffalo wings.
- 30:09Speaker 1: They look delicious.
- 30:11Speaker 2: If you were single, would you hit it?
- 30:13Speaker 1: Oh for sure?
- 30:14Speaker 2: But if she wasn't famous the famous for their wings.
- 30:16Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, she's an older woman. I've never been with
- 30:19Speaker 1: the older woman. You never know. They're half a mild.
- 30:22Speaker 1: I don't know what you guys like.
- 30:23Speaker 2: Every time you were with Kathy.
- 30:24Speaker 1: She's older, that's true.
- 30:26Speaker 2: Hey, she's not listening and she is. She's so lost
- 30:31Speaker 2: by now.
- 30:32Speaker 1: This is the only episode she's ever listened to. What
- 30:34Speaker 1: the fun?
- 30:36Speaker 2: Oh my gosh for you coming back?
- 30:38Speaker 5: And I think she's having a visit from her aunt Flow.
- 30:44Speaker 2: We were just talking about that dad, Daddy's dad.
- 30:48Speaker 1: How they don't make jokes like that very much anymore.
- 30:50Speaker 2: What's that word again that we always use alliteration?
- 30:53Speaker 10: Yeah?
- 30:54Speaker 2: Yeah, what's the other word we use?
- 30:57Speaker 1: And for morphic?
- 31:02Speaker 2: In my life that has never come up until now.
- 31:04Speaker 1: It's weird that he's wearing something that was like a hello,
- 31:07Speaker 1: like an homage person who work. Yeah, she's in the
- 31:12Speaker 1: kitchen off the school and Carrie's father.
- 31:17Speaker 4: Oh hi, Doug Heffernan's.
- 31:19Speaker 1: While, Yeah, I p s.
- 31:22Speaker 2: This is an awkward situation for him.
- 31:24Speaker 10: You're concerned about losing your job to a machine.
- 31:29Speaker 4: Not really, no, I see I drive to a lot
- 31:32Speaker 4: of people's houses and deliver packages to them.
- 31:37Speaker 2: Hearth know really how a machine would do that? Fire like,
- 31:41Speaker 2: why is he in the bath?
- 31:42Speaker 1: Happened my friend? They're working on it even as we speak.
- 31:45Speaker 2: This is the conversation.
- 31:48Speaker 1: I was never here. Oh man, this is good.
- 31:55Speaker 5: Like that. Lets me freshing up that orange.
- 31:58Speaker 2: Gina, give me a dump stick?
- 32:08Speaker 10: Thank you?
- 32:09Speaker 2: So chaotic? When would you leave?
- 32:13Speaker 1: I don't know, like if there's alcohol in there? I
- 32:15Speaker 1: was staying, just ride this way.
- 32:18Speaker 4: I think this one started out with one.
- 32:21Speaker 1: Arthur, give me back that drumstick.
- 32:25Speaker 2: The pry it out of my dead cold head.
- 32:30Speaker 5: Where's the bad The cycle is in.
- 32:32Speaker 3: It has to go to the bedroom.
- 32:36Speaker 1: You can come in if you wants, But I'm staying.
- 32:41Speaker 1: What do you have number one or number two? So comfortable? Yes?
- 32:54Speaker 1: About six months now, sir.
- 32:57Speaker 2: So there's a lot of pictures.
- 32:59Speaker 1: I was just thinking, I don't think I could ever decorate.
- 33:01Speaker 1: I don't like decorating bathrooms because I'm afraid the steam
- 33:03Speaker 1: is gonna affect the pictures.
- 33:05Speaker 2: There's only one piece of art or like picture I
- 33:07Speaker 2: want in my bathroom, and it's a picture of Michelle
- 33:10Speaker 2: Obama giving me like a good job kind of thing
- 33:13Speaker 2: because she seems so encouraging. Yeah, and when I'm like,
- 33:16Speaker 2: I know you don't talking about poop at all. But
- 33:18Speaker 2: if if it's an easy poop, then that's showing her
- 33:21Speaker 2: that I eat healthy.
- 33:22Speaker 1: Oh yeah, but if it's not, you can do this,
- 33:24Speaker 1: it's a win wins. You do they have pictures of
- 33:29Speaker 1: Obama or Michelle Obama.
- 33:31Speaker 2: She was such a good first day with like the
- 33:33Speaker 2: cherrying on of the little chubby kids to be like,
- 33:37Speaker 2: eat salads. So where are you from? The salad's the
- 33:42Speaker 2: worst rego park?
- 33:44Speaker 1: Oh wonderful.
- 33:46Speaker 11: You must know my friends stand runs the shoeshine joint
- 33:50Speaker 11: done by the Dunkin Donuts.
- 33:52Speaker 4: You know what?
- 33:52Speaker 1: Nope, don't know them? Sure you do.
- 33:55Speaker 4: I'm sorry, I don't know missus spot for God's Sonstan.
- 34:05Speaker 1: Shoo sho shines.
- 34:07Speaker 2: Yes, oh yeah you did?
- 34:09Speaker 1: Yo, Yeah, there you go. Okay, you know what I'm
- 34:13Speaker 1: not having I missed it? Why did?
- 34:17Speaker 2: Because she was just like emotionally with them to so
- 34:21Speaker 2: many people do that, like older people. It happens last now,
- 34:25Speaker 2: but about ten years ago it was perfect at like
- 34:28Speaker 2: going to bars, like a dive bar. Somebody would come
- 34:30Speaker 2: up to me like, oh, my gay friend David.
- 34:32Speaker 1: Oh. I found that with Indians, like people go like,
- 34:35Speaker 1: oh do you know are you guys cousins or whatever?
- 34:37Speaker 1: You like, Oh do you know this person? Like that
- 34:39Speaker 1: the whole time. Oh, she's smoking to Virginia's slim, it
- 34:43Speaker 1: looks like, oh.
- 34:44Speaker 2: I do resonate with her, like whenever she's stressed her
- 34:46Speaker 2: in the series, she smokes her like, it's so relatable.
- 34:52Speaker 2: Why did you leave? Because the lipliner you realize that
- 34:59Speaker 2: crazy bar?
- 35:01Speaker 4: You know what?
- 35:01Speaker 2: I would love to hear this, but I gotta pay.
- 35:03Speaker 2: In earlier seasons when they do flashback episodes, they really
- 35:07Speaker 2: make her like leopard print big Hey, I'm serious.
- 35:12Speaker 1: Do you want to just go go my whole life?
- 35:15Speaker 3: I don't even what are you doing?
- 35:18Speaker 11: I was gonna tell you I loved you today, I'm
- 35:22Speaker 11: gonna curse.
- 35:26Speaker 1: I've been to so many concerts. I don't have an
- 35:28Speaker 1: issue being in front of people. I prefer not to but.
- 35:32Speaker 2: I said not to.
- 35:33Speaker 1: I prefer to it's on the way. I can go,
- 35:36Speaker 1: though I couldn't help it.
- 35:41Speaker 11: Over here your little document.
- 35:43Speaker 4: Yeah, do you think it's possible that you could send
- 35:45Speaker 4: carry out?
- 35:46Speaker 11: She's too upset. You can't talk to her when she's
- 35:49Speaker 11: like this this you seem like a good kid. Wait
- 35:52Speaker 11: here and I'll go talk to her, try to patch
- 35:55Speaker 11: things up. No promises, but I'll see what I can do.
- 36:00Speaker 12: So unnecessary, how tiny that bathtub is, because I feel
- 36:16Speaker 12: like he's probably not that tall of a person.
- 36:21Speaker 2: I love his kind of humor. He doesn't have to
- 36:23Speaker 2: say anything, but he can like play in the silence
- 36:27Speaker 2: of it all.
- 36:27Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 36:27Speaker 1: I feel like he's on those old school performers where like.
- 36:30Speaker 10: Yeah, sorry, son, no go if I tried, but she
- 36:35Speaker 10: didn't want to hear a word of it. Anyway, it
- 36:37Speaker 10: was a pleasure to meet you. Maybe someday, when this
- 36:39Speaker 10: blows over, we'll sit on my boat and have a
- 36:42Speaker 10: good life to feel free to go in the isaias.
- 36:48Speaker 1: My valley of many Did you just say.
- 37:03Speaker 8: You were going to tell me love me?
- 37:04Speaker 1: Yes?
- 37:05Speaker 4: Yes I did.
- 37:07Speaker 3: Did you just pean our bushes, Yes, yes I did.
- 37:14Speaker 10: I love you.
- 37:16Speaker 1: I love you too. Mm hmm. They're both wearing leather.
- 37:21Speaker 1: Where you go.
- 37:24Speaker 2: Come back, it's.
- 37:27Speaker 1: I'm telling you living in my house.
- 37:30Speaker 2: Yes, and that's what he did.
- 37:34Speaker 8: What Oh yeah, I said I love you first.
- 37:38Speaker 3: Right.
- 37:42Speaker 1: Their guests, Yeah, they're just like in the middle of the.
- 37:45Speaker 2: Yeah, they clearly don't want to. That's what you should do.
- 37:49Speaker 2: You have guests over start a conversation with Kathy just
- 37:53Speaker 2: hearing you.
- 37:54Speaker 1: Well, you know how they have that thing called Irish goodbye.
- 37:57Speaker 1: They have to have Irish helloes. Then you're just breaking
- 37:59Speaker 1: in people's house. Is that I'm here?
- 38:02Speaker 2: Is the garbage out? I don't know whether you don't
- 38:06Speaker 2: you don't knock on it, like how I don't like
- 38:08Speaker 2: to You guys always lock your door though, if somebody
- 38:12Speaker 2: knows I'm coming over, I don't like to knock because
- 38:14Speaker 2: I feel like it's weird to like wait, oh sure,
- 38:17Speaker 2: but that's also weird because someone's home was But I
- 38:19Speaker 2: told you I've been faith timing people. Oh yeah, yeah,
- 38:23Speaker 2: and I realized that that's like showing up unannounced to
- 38:26Speaker 2: someone's home.
- 38:27Speaker 1: Yeah, because I'm They're like, well if they're not ready. Yeah.
- 38:29Speaker 1: So the worst thing is I ever had in my life?
- 38:31Speaker 1: The girls are young, and so at the beginning of
- 38:34Speaker 1: the day, I got to have Maddie. All day I
- 38:36Speaker 1: got to have Brook. I was still dating Nicole at
- 38:38Speaker 1: the time Brook's mom. So then about halfway through the day,
- 38:41Speaker 1: I had to drop Maddie off. So we're at Nicole's
- 38:45Speaker 1: uncle's house and it's before dinner served, and it's in
- 38:49Speaker 1: the middle of nowhere. And this is, you know, about
- 38:50Speaker 1: ten twelve years ago before phones are good, thirteen years ago.
- 38:54Speaker 1: So I dropped Maddie off, I come back. I can't
- 38:57Speaker 1: find the house again because it's a big house in
- 38:59Speaker 1: the middle of nowhere. So I'm driving around for like
- 39:01Speaker 1: an hour and a half. I'm like, whatever, fuck it,
- 39:02Speaker 1: I'm just gonna go home. And at the time I
- 39:04Speaker 1: lived in Monmouth, so like all the way to Monmouth
- 39:07Speaker 1: and then I finally get a call and she's like, oh,
- 39:09Speaker 1: i'll meet you here, and I'm I couldn't find the house.
- 39:11Speaker 1: So then I drive back right but by the time
- 39:12Speaker 1: I get back, everybody's done eating. So I'm like, you
- 39:15Speaker 1: know what, I'm totally fine, don't worry about it, and
- 39:17Speaker 1: they go, no, no, no, have a c eat. So then
- 39:19Speaker 1: everybody got back at the table and I was eating
- 39:22Speaker 1: by myself and everybody was just like trying to talk
- 39:25Speaker 1: to me. And look, it was like the worst. There's
- 39:26Speaker 1: more badness that happened after that.
- 39:28Speaker 2: That's brilliant.
- 39:29Speaker 1: Yeah, and I never met that before. What's it you like? Bowling?
- 39:36Speaker 2: Yeah? Machine? Oh now he's gone. Yeah, Oh my gosh, great, great,
- 39:46Speaker 2: that was.
- 39:47Speaker 1: A fun episode. Well let me finish my story really quick.
- 39:50Speaker 1: So then what happens is, after you know, I eat,
- 39:54Speaker 1: everybody's kind of hanging out for a little bit. Well,
- 39:57Speaker 1: later that night, I think I got like this ring
- 39:59Speaker 1: as a because it's coming up both ends, and I'm like,
- 40:02Speaker 1: I have to make the decisions. I'm like, what's going
- 40:04Speaker 1: to be harder to clean up? And I was sick
- 40:06Speaker 1: for like two or three days after that, so it
- 40:08Speaker 1: was hands down the worst thing.
- 40:10Speaker 2: Wait to share go back to membership for ten seconds.
- 40:13Speaker 1: So after after I ate, and you know, we hang
- 40:17Speaker 1: out for a couple of hours. Later that night, I
- 40:19Speaker 1: think I got food poisoning.
- 40:20Speaker 2: I got that part and it was coming out both
- 40:22Speaker 2: and then you guys make up, you to choose which
- 40:24Speaker 2: one was worse.
- 40:25Speaker 1: It up, yes, So I was like, okay, I'm gonna
- 40:27Speaker 1: throw up on the floor.
- 40:30Speaker 7: Yeah, so that's what you made these because it was
- 40:35Speaker 7: it was happening at the same time.
- 40:36Speaker 1: It was the fucking worst.
- 40:38Speaker 2: You were barbee and the toilet. Yeah.
- 40:42Speaker 1: Well then and then I was like, I have to
- 40:44Speaker 1: get I had to make a decision, and I did
- 40:46Speaker 1: choose the right one.
- 40:47Speaker 2: But uh, the cole was your spouse at this time.
- 40:51Speaker 1: Yeah, but while I was using the restume, I was
- 40:54Speaker 1: also throwing up, so it is at the same Nicole.
- 40:57Speaker 2: Was, yeah, wait, because you could used a garbage can
- 41:01Speaker 2: to barf in.
- 41:02Speaker 1: It was so fast. I don't think. I just ran
- 41:04Speaker 1: to the bathroom and we might not have had a
- 41:05Speaker 1: garbage can in there at the time. I don't know.
- 41:07Speaker 1: Oh yeah, you.
- 41:09Speaker 2: Have no coal, Like you're barfing and the toilet and
- 41:11Speaker 2: you have no coal can to your butt.
- 41:18Speaker 1: She's like, there's what way to do this?
- 41:21Speaker 2: You e her like, Grandma, I do it. I bet
- 41:24Speaker 2: the grandma had a diaper, So what did you? That's horrible?
- 41:28Speaker 1: That is it was the worst. And I've every Thanksgiving
- 41:32Speaker 1: I've ever had my entire life has been wonderful. That
- 41:36Speaker 1: was the only bathroom I ever had, So that's pretty good.
- 41:38Speaker 1: I mean, I'm in my thirties, so over thirty was
- 41:40Speaker 1: positive at the.
- 41:41Speaker 2: Table, not eating. They didn't have eating dessert.
- 41:45Speaker 1: No, because I was probably so it's really far south Salem.
- 41:48Speaker 1: I had to drive all the way to Kaiser, which
- 41:49Speaker 1: probably took about forty five to fifty minutes just to
- 41:52Speaker 1: get there and then back. So about our half go by. Yeah,
- 41:55Speaker 1: I'm driving trying it because it's in the woods and
- 41:57Speaker 1: I can't get a service, so im and then I
- 41:59Speaker 1: go back to the town and I called Nicole, but
- 42:01Speaker 1: she's up there. She can't get serviced. I don't know
- 42:03Speaker 1: anybody's number. So then I'm trying to find the house
- 42:06Speaker 1: for about an hour, hour and a half and then
- 42:08Speaker 1: I finally go home to Monmouth yea. And then she
- 42:11Speaker 1: gets me. It gives me a call because she drove
- 42:13Speaker 1: down to call me, and then I met her and
- 42:14Speaker 1: then I so yeah, it was probably like three hours,
- 42:17Speaker 1: four hours a buy or something like that.
- 42:18Speaker 2: So yeah, like the smaller social interactions that are uncomfortable,
- 42:25Speaker 2: like really put both of us into like a spiral
- 42:27Speaker 2: you a little bit more. This might be part of
- 42:30Speaker 2: that trauma.
- 42:31Speaker 1: Oh, hands down, And at this time I didn't know
- 42:33Speaker 1: it was acceptable to drink alcohol on holidays. I didn't
- 42:36Speaker 1: start that until Kathy and I started dating, and I
- 42:38Speaker 1: was like, what you guys drink? And I was like,
- 42:40Speaker 1: hmm okay, and it got so much better. It's so
- 42:44Speaker 1: much more fun when you're drinking on holidays. Yeah.
- 42:46Speaker 2: Well, Jesus Christ, that's so uncommon about this.
- 42:49Speaker 1: Yeah, and she goes, I don't think you got food poisoning,
- 42:51Speaker 1: And I'm like, so that's what you get out of
- 42:53Speaker 1: all this because I think you're just like I'm like,
- 42:56Speaker 1: maybe I was, but I was fine that day the
- 42:58Speaker 1: day before. But I know that's how sick this is work,
- 43:00Speaker 1: you know.
- 43:00Speaker 2: But the food poisoning is not even the worst part.
- 43:04Speaker 1: No, I think the worst part is the throwing up.
- 43:07Speaker 2: Well, they fed you food that was priced out for hours?
- 43:09Speaker 1: Is that That's probably That's what I'm saying.
- 43:12Speaker 2: Because the rule of thumb is like two hours, like
- 43:15Speaker 2: if you had a pizza and okay, we order pizza.
- 43:18Speaker 2: This is probably bored for the listener, but and this
- 43:19Speaker 2: is not science. To talk to your doctor or.
- 43:22Speaker 1: Or I was listening to this podcast with these two idiots,
- 43:26Speaker 1: can you conform or deny what they're saying?
- 43:29Speaker 2: They did something confused like voiceover of.
- 43:34Speaker 1: I think one should himself. I don't really know because
- 43:38Speaker 1: the queen audio was too loud.
- 43:42Speaker 7: So it was just a mess and they weren't even
- 43:46Speaker 7: talking about.
- 43:49Speaker 2: They weren't really talking about very much. But yeah, go ahead, Okay,
- 43:53Speaker 2: I don't at the point I was gonna know, we
- 43:55Speaker 2: order pizza, and we get pizza, and the pizzas on
- 43:57Speaker 2: the counter. I'm gonna eat a couple of slices. I'm
- 43:59Speaker 2: gonna take a I'm gonna go back out for round two,
- 44:02Speaker 2: but I'm not if the pizza needs to be refrigerated.
- 44:05Speaker 2: I think within like an hour.
- 44:08Speaker 1: Yeah, it's pretty quick. Yeah, sometimes like oh, we at
- 44:10Speaker 1: parties and like the food will be out all night
- 44:12Speaker 1: and then like, no, it's fine. I'm like, this'sen not
- 44:14Speaker 1: for like six hours. It's not fine. We're talking about
- 44:17Speaker 1: you're gonna you're gonna shit and throw it at the
- 44:18Speaker 1: same time.
- 44:19Speaker 2: Yeah, I know it's horrible, but okay, So we learned
- 44:23Speaker 2: a lot today. So what do you think of King
- 44:24Speaker 2: of Queens, Like, as you're getting more exposed to.
- 44:26Speaker 1: It, Uh, that's wonderful. I thought that episode was funny.
- 44:29Speaker 1: I was interested in the story. Everybody did great, and
- 44:32Speaker 1: like I said, I like a show to where everybody
- 44:34Speaker 1: kind of feels real, like pat olswaldt you know what
- 44:37Speaker 1: I mean, all of the dudes. Not one of the
- 44:39Speaker 1: dudes here is attractive, Like I mean, uh, you know,
- 44:42Speaker 1: like movies star attractive. I think Evan James is a
- 44:45Speaker 1: good looking guy.
- 44:46Speaker 2: But have you seen this stuff that he's doing lately
- 44:48Speaker 2: on TikTok He's like pretending to be like a middle
- 44:50Speaker 2: school teacher.
- 44:51Speaker 1: No, it's it's so weird.
- 44:54Speaker 2: Check it out and so bazarcs. People are like, that's
- 44:57Speaker 2: not him. Is like, it's clearly him. Weird. I don't understand
- 45:00Speaker 2: what's going on.
- 45:01Speaker 1: It's so bizarre. Is it for like a movie or
- 45:03Speaker 1: is he just doing he's.
- 45:04Speaker 2: Doing tiktoks like he's working in school and it's him,
- 45:08Speaker 2: but it's not. It is him, but he's playing a
- 45:10Speaker 2: care it's listener, do what you do, what you're gonna do.
- 45:14Speaker 2: So Kate Queen's it was the last show to premiere
- 45:18Speaker 2: in the nineties that ended.
- 45:22Speaker 1: Oh that's what you're saying. Oh, I think I get it.
- 45:25Speaker 1: So there's shows that premiere in the nineties are still
- 45:29Speaker 1: going on currently.
- 45:30Speaker 2: I don't know. I don't know, So watch it watch it,
- 45:37Speaker 2: watch it. Okay, so we have a lot on our
- 45:40Speaker 2: to do list, so follow.
- 45:43Speaker 1: I was gonna say, so, this was our first attempt
- 45:46Speaker 1: at this, so it might be a little messy. But
- 45:48Speaker 1: if you think about all the groundbreaking ship we've done.
- 45:52Speaker 1: We've had the coolon oscar Pe Christmas episode.
- 45:55Speaker 2: Christmas Special. Yeah, we had a really big Yeah podcasts,
- 46:04Speaker 2: we did the audition Journey for Miracles.
- 46:09Speaker 1: In the last six months. If we had it like
- 46:12Speaker 1: in the last year, we'll say, like, what are some highlights, Well, Jeff,
- 46:16Speaker 1: a lot of burger they talked over episode of TV.
- 46:21Speaker 2: We started our international news organization. That's really a highlight.
- 46:27Speaker 2: Like we were killing it in journalism. Yeah, we've won
- 46:30Speaker 2: won awards. You know, that's pretty great. But yeah, like,
- 46:34Speaker 2: what's our next journey gonna be?
- 46:36Speaker 1: Yeah, it's gonna be hard.
- 46:37Speaker 2: I think, listener, listener, if there's a if there's an
- 46:43Speaker 2: iconic movie or TV show that you want us to
- 46:46Speaker 2: like interrupt and talk over, send us a message on
- 46:49Speaker 2: on our email on the show notes, direct message us
- 46:53Speaker 2: on Instagram.
- 46:54Speaker 1: I just thought of a really good mystery science we
- 46:56Speaker 1: could do. So the TV shows of Batman in like
- 46:58Speaker 1: the forties, they're like short movies. They are really racist.
- 47:02Speaker 1: Oh we could watch that and mister science theaters Batman
- 47:06Speaker 1: racist Batman.
- 47:07Speaker 2: So listener, I you haven't even heard this yet because
- 47:10Speaker 2: we're currently recording it. Not right now when you're listening
- 47:13Speaker 2: to it, me say this, but when I'm saying this,
- 47:15Speaker 2: it's currently being recorded that I already think this is
- 47:18Speaker 2: a top ten head Oh so okay, So follow Guscus
- 47:22Speaker 2: My Dog on Instagram at Guscus Underscore the Dog. Future Jeff, bitch,
- 47:26Speaker 2: I wrote this down. Bitch, I know you basic. Uh
- 47:29Speaker 2: that's why to yourself. Okay, so pretty much, Future Jeff,
- 47:37Speaker 2: when you're listening to this, if you do listen to it,
- 47:40Speaker 2: I know that you're basic when it comes to like,
- 47:41Speaker 2: you know, pupkins, viice, latte time, or like room decor
- 47:44Speaker 2: that has words like love love blah love kind of vibe.
- 47:47Speaker 2: But try to explore other things. Because I heard a
- 47:52Speaker 2: new song recently, I forgot who she is at it's
- 47:53Speaker 2: kind of jazzy blues vibe, but she's like an up
- 47:57Speaker 2: and coming artist and I was like, Jeremy, check this out.
- 47:59Speaker 2: He was like, that's a really popular song. But I
- 48:02Speaker 2: don't listen to any music outside of like nineties, eighties, seventies, sixties.
- 48:07Speaker 1: After we're done with this, I did the same thing
- 48:09Speaker 1: for the girls, and I wonder if it's the same artist.
- 48:11Speaker 1: If it is, it's gonna blow my mind because I
- 48:13Speaker 1: asked them and they go, yeah, the song's went out,
- 48:15Speaker 1: and I'm like, okay, right, goddamn yeah, fuck it.
- 48:19Speaker 2: So, Jeff, try this with like, you know, movies, TV,
- 48:22Speaker 2: because I watched the same show Superstore, King of Queens,
- 48:24Speaker 2: Golden Girl, like all those shows. Probably because a lot
- 48:27Speaker 2: of like anxiety and anyways, So Jeff future, Jeff, do more,
- 48:30Speaker 2: leave a review, subscribe and share with a friend. If
- 48:33Speaker 2: you don't have any friends. Number one, you're our friend, Yeah,
- 48:37Speaker 2: and we're gonna watch Sorry, we're gonna watch shows with
- 48:40Speaker 2: you interrupt things. And then number two, you can also
- 48:43Speaker 2: go up to a random person and just yell not
- 48:46Speaker 2: about nostalgial podcast and all podcast platforms. So please do
- 48:50Speaker 2: that for us. Yeah, so we can grow our stuff.
- 48:52Speaker 2: Anybody you go going on.
- 48:53Speaker 1: We're still doing some dad daughters and diplomas. We just
- 48:57Speaker 1: didn't Maddie just started Instagram for it. I don't know
- 49:00Speaker 1: the name of it yet. I'll get it, I'm sure.
- 49:02Speaker 2: It's really is it like Dad?
- 49:04Speaker 1: I think it's Dad daughter's underscore diplomas.
- 49:07Speaker 2: Oh okay, listener, go on to our Instagram notable nostalgia
- 49:09Speaker 2: and then there should be like, you know, a thing
- 49:11Speaker 2: to that.
- 49:12Speaker 1: Like a post or whatever. You'll figure it out. You
- 49:14Speaker 1: got this, Yeah, but we're doing it until the end
- 49:16Speaker 1: of the year. It's a lot of fun, so I
- 49:18Speaker 1: highly recommend it. Yeah, enjoy your Thanksgiving. Thanks for hanging
- 49:23Speaker 1: out with us, and hopefully this turns out good.
- 49:25Speaker 2: Oh it's already top I just read the top one.
- 49:31Speaker 1: What's your favorite food Thanksgiving?
- 49:33Speaker 2: Oh? God?
- 49:34Speaker 7: Okay, okay, what are those tastes called sweet potatoes with
- 49:39Speaker 7: the marshmallow?
- 49:40Speaker 1: I only had swoop ptatoes once when I was in
- 49:42Speaker 1: third grade and I hated it, So I haven't had
- 49:43Speaker 1: a sense. But it might be good now. I didn't
- 49:45Speaker 1: like mushrooms when I was a kid.
- 49:46Speaker 2: I still where do you What are you thankful for?
- 49:51Speaker 3: Oh?
- 49:52Speaker 2: I don't say anything like family, friend's health, any of
- 49:54Speaker 2: that kind of bullshit.
- 49:56Speaker 1: I am thankful thankful for right now, I'm gonna say
- 50:02Speaker 1: I just downloaded Kingdom Come Deliverance too, and I'm only
- 50:05Speaker 1: about four hours into it. But so far. It's a
- 50:07Speaker 1: really good game if you like open world games and
- 50:10Speaker 1: if you're a fan of medieval Medieval Times. It's an
- 50:13Speaker 1: open world game about medieval times. The first one is great.
- 50:16Speaker 1: This one, I think is going to blow it out
- 50:18Speaker 1: of the water.
- 50:18Speaker 2: Think of the food poisoning back then.
- 50:20Speaker 1: Oh, think about just everything back then, like the fourteen hundreds.
- 50:23Speaker 2: Oh no, thank you?
- 50:24Speaker 1: Yeah, fuck that that.
- 50:26Speaker 2: I want to say what I'm thankful for Andy, No,
- 50:30Speaker 2: I had it, but I forgot bone thugs. What I thought,
- 50:38Speaker 2: this is a positive thing, will and this with a
- 50:40Speaker 2: positive vibe. You know how that whale like died on
- 50:42Speaker 2: the coast.
- 50:43Speaker 1: I just heard about that.
- 50:44Speaker 2: Really, you just heard about it.
- 50:46Speaker 1: Kathy text me either today I guess, and said they
- 50:48Speaker 1: had to like euthanize it. I was like, what's going on?
- 50:51Speaker 1: And then she explained like holy shit.
- 50:53Speaker 2: Oh no. Kathy really got me into like ocean, Like yeah,
- 50:59Speaker 2: I know how you're like anti ocean.
- 51:02Speaker 1: It's just because it's gross.
- 51:04Speaker 2: So but what I love it was a super sad story.
- 51:07Speaker 2: This whale washed up in the Oregon coast and was
- 51:09Speaker 2: like no, and then everyone was like, yeah, let's help it.
- 51:12Speaker 2: And I loved even though they weren't able to rescue
- 51:14Speaker 2: the whale. I was like, so thankful for that scene.
- 51:17Speaker 2: The community together, Why is it awesome?
- 51:23Speaker 1: No, it's fine. But when Kathy told me that, like
- 51:25Speaker 1: and everybody's working together to try to get it, I'm like, yeah,
- 51:27Speaker 1: there's literally nothing else.
- 51:29Speaker 2: Yah.
- 51:29Speaker 1: They're probably like yeah, guys, if.
- 51:32Speaker 2: They were like is La Coast. Yeah, but there's a
- 51:36Speaker 2: Disneyland there right, Yeah, so like they're not gonna be
- 51:38Speaker 2: helping whale.
- 51:39Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly. Yahats there's a pizza restaurant somewhere in there.
- 51:42Speaker 1: It's the best pizza ever. I can't remember the name
- 51:44Speaker 1: right now.
- 51:45Speaker 2: They probably put whale on it because all the whales
- 51:48Speaker 2: keep brushing up.
- 51:49Speaker 1: Yeah. Do you know what kind of whale it was?
- 51:50Speaker 2: I don't know. It wasn't a killer whale. It was
- 51:53Speaker 2: like a but it was a big one, like a
- 51:56Speaker 2: bluga blue blue whale. Is that one?
- 52:00Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know. I don't like the ocean.
- 52:01Speaker 7: Okay, okay, all right, so kay queens and so you
- 52:08Speaker 7: have a lot to do. Listener, leave us a five
- 52:09Speaker 7: star review and the message us which one, which episode
- 52:12Speaker 7: or TV of movies? We can come visit whatever? Come
- 52:18Speaker 7: over okay, and we're gonna end it until next time.
- 52:21Speaker 1: I'm Jeff, I'm Andy Remedy.
- 52:23Speaker 2: Nice, she got a failed marriage, and we'll see you
- 52:26Speaker 2: next Tuesday to acquire it wasn't her fault, plob.
- 52:30Speaker 1: And that's a wrap for this episode of Notable Nostalgia.
- 52:34Speaker 1: You hope you enjoyed our trip down memory lane just
- 52:36Speaker 1: as much as we did. If you love reminiscing with us,
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