Latest / The Mark Simone Show / Mark interviews WOR weeknight host Jimmy Failla.

Transcript

Mark interviews WOR weeknight host Jimmy Failla. · The Mark Simone Show

• 0:00
  Speaker 1: Simone show continues, well, Jimmy Fayla, the great talk show host,
• 0:07
  Speaker 1: a great comedian. He's on every night here on w
• 0:11
  Speaker 1: o R nine to midnight. Excellent show nine to midnight.
• 0:14
  Speaker 1: And you also want to watch his late night show.
• 0:16
  Speaker 1: It's the best one in television every Saturday night. There's
• 0:19
  Speaker 1: no better monologue anywhere in television. And even President Trump
• 0:24
  Speaker 1: has come out and said so, he's a huge fan.
• 0:26
  Speaker 1: It's Saturday nights at ten on the Fox News Channel.
• 0:30
  Speaker 1: Jimmy Fayla, How you doing good?
• 0:33
  Speaker 2: Thank you for that Trump plug. You know what dawned
• 0:35
  Speaker 2: on me though, Mark, it's you know, Trump tweeting about
• 0:38
  Speaker 2: your show and saying it's good is a great thing
• 0:41
  Speaker 2: until you realize you're a joke away from him tweeting
• 0:44
  Speaker 2: about your show a second time. But I'll say heale
• 0:49
  Speaker 2: the cab driver Jimmy Saylor.
• 0:53
  Speaker 1: But also it makes you nervous right now. You know
• 0:55
  Speaker 1: he's watching every week. Now you got to think about that.
• 0:57
  Speaker 2: Oh no, I like it. Comedy is the great. It's
• 1:00
  Speaker 2: a great thing. I didn't stand up when he was
• 1:01
  Speaker 2: at the Patriot Awards. And the magic trick of comedy
• 1:06
  Speaker 2: is you don't read the room. You have to lead
• 1:07
  Speaker 2: the room. Somebody hands you a microphone, you have to
• 1:10
  Speaker 2: be so in charge. It's like, do you want a
• 1:12
  Speaker 2: guy's robbing a bank and he fires a shot into
• 1:14
  Speaker 2: the ceiling to get everybody's attention. That's kind of how
• 1:17
  Speaker 2: you do comedy when you've got like a really powerful audience,
• 1:21
  Speaker 2: because if you don't have the whole bank's attention, you
• 1:24
  Speaker 2: ain't getting out of there with the money man. Yeah,
• 1:26
  Speaker 2: that's that. Do work.
• 1:27
  Speaker 1: Explain that again, so you don't read the room. Don't
• 1:29
  Speaker 1: worry about what the lead through room? How do you
• 1:31
  Speaker 1: lead the room?
• 1:32
  Speaker 2: Yes, comedy, that is the thing you Yes, when you
• 1:35
  Speaker 2: are a comic. Okay, you control the conversation, the tone,
• 1:40
  Speaker 2: the tenor the entire vibe in the room, because you're
• 1:43
  Speaker 2: the only guy with a microphone. Like the room is
• 1:46
  Speaker 2: silent and they're listening to what you have to say.
• 1:48
  Speaker 2: So you lead the room. What I mean by that
• 1:50
  Speaker 2: is get the room to the energy you want it
• 1:53
  Speaker 2: to be and for your jokes to work. Make sure
• 1:54
  Speaker 2: they know you're bargaining with them in good faith. You know,
• 1:57
  Speaker 2: you want to be pleasant, you want to be upbeat.
• 2:00
  Speaker 2: But the thing is, every joke needs to come with perspective,
• 2:02
  Speaker 2: because that's what makes it okay. When comics get in trouble,
• 2:06
  Speaker 2: it's because they look malicious or they don't, you know,
• 2:10
  Speaker 2: they look like they're saying something for purposes other than laughter.
• 2:15
  Speaker 2: You know, that's the biggest knock them, like a Kimmel
• 2:17
  Speaker 2: or a Colbert, is they're doing. They're making editorial statements,
• 2:21
  Speaker 2: and that's why it's not working. Okay, you don't come
• 2:24
  Speaker 2: to the comedy show to get a condescending lecture from
• 2:27
  Speaker 2: that liberal and who ruins Thanksgiving. But that's what Colbert
• 2:31
  Speaker 2: is every night, even last night with the ice stuff.
• 2:33
  Speaker 2: It's you know, so is my job of the comic
• 2:36
  Speaker 2: is to lead them to this like feel good place
• 2:38
  Speaker 2: where they don't have to agree with me to laugh
• 2:40
  Speaker 2: because I'm not saying anything other than this is what happened.
• 2:44
  Speaker 2: This is why it's funny. That's it.
• 2:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah. You know you watch don Rickolson once in a while,
• 2:49
  Speaker 1: aligned with bomb or get no laugh. He couldn't care less.
• 2:52
  Speaker 1: He would just crank it up ten more notches and
• 2:54
  Speaker 1: keep going. And so that's a good way to lead
• 2:56
  Speaker 1: the room. Hey, speaking of Colbert, so last night he
• 2:58
  Speaker 1: makes this awful joke about how the Nazis are better
• 3:02
  Speaker 1: than Ice. What the hell is he thinking?
• 3:05
  Speaker 2: Yep, but that's the point when he's editorializing about Ice,
• 3:10
  Speaker 2: and that's exactly why his show's getting deported on the
• 3:13
  Speaker 2: first The CPS has thrown it out of here because
• 3:18
  Speaker 2: he's again, he's what he's doing in his room, Okay,
• 3:23
  Speaker 2: is he's obviously catering to a very one dimensional mindset. Okay,
• 3:27
  Speaker 2: we all have liberal friends, good liberal friends, okay, who
• 3:31
  Speaker 2: like to run on like a moral superiority. They're good people,
• 3:34
  Speaker 2: they're your friends, you like them. I'm not disparaging them.
• 3:36
  Speaker 2: But he caters to a crowd of people that want
• 3:38
  Speaker 2: to believe they're better than everybody else. So if you say, like, oh,
• 3:41
  Speaker 2: Ice is worse than the Nazis and the white supremacists
• 3:45
  Speaker 2: who vote for Trump, that allows his audience to go, eh,
• 3:48
  Speaker 2: at least I'm not those people. You know, I know better,
• 3:51
  Speaker 2: but they don't know better. Who is I supporting? Okay,
• 3:54
  Speaker 2: they're going to after sex offenders, you know, they're not
• 3:56
  Speaker 2: trying to exterminate a race of people. Come on, man,
• 4:00
  Speaker 2: it's embarrassing.
• 4:01
  Speaker 1: So if you watch Fox News at night, like Jesse
• 4:03
  Speaker 1: Waters is clowning around and handity. It's all a lot
• 4:06
  Speaker 1: of information and seriously, but they're clowning around, they're having fun.
• 4:08
  Speaker 1: Then gutt filed. You watch MSNBC. This guy's angry as hell.
• 4:12
  Speaker 1: Then Rachel Maddo comes us, she's even madder than Lawrence
• 4:15
  Speaker 1: o'dnald comes out, he's twice as angry.
• 4:17
  Speaker 2: Who watches this kind of stuff?
• 4:18
  Speaker 1: Why would you want to get so riled up at night?
• 4:21
  Speaker 2: I know? Because it really, like MSNBC is just group
• 4:25
  Speaker 2: therapy with hair and makeup. It's like imagine you were
• 4:28
  Speaker 2: imagine you were going to a support group, but everybody
• 4:30
  Speaker 2: there got their face powdered beforehand. That's essentially what it is.
• 4:34
  Speaker 2: And that and that's who's watching it, like for real,
• 4:37
  Speaker 2: Like the demographic of an MSNBC viewer is usually a
• 4:42
  Speaker 2: white liberal, like Lawrence o'donald's age, you know, fifty sixty
• 4:46
  Speaker 2: plus that you know, just he was saying the other
• 4:49
  Speaker 2: day he Lawrence o'dnald was the one who said that
• 4:51
  Speaker 2: New York City plowing the streets was socialism. And I
• 4:54
  Speaker 2: was like, dude, the Department of Sanitation plowed the streets.
• 4:58
  Speaker 2: They did a phenomenal job. I dare you to go
• 5:00
  Speaker 2: walk into one of their garages and tell the guy
• 5:02
  Speaker 2: with the neck tattoo he's a socialist. I'm like, it's
• 5:05
  Speaker 2: not gonna end good for you, Laurence o'donald. But that's
• 5:08
  Speaker 2: the point. It's the confirmation bias. People are watching for
• 5:12
  Speaker 2: confirmation bias, and that's not comedy if they're if you're
• 5:16
  Speaker 2: telling them just what they want to hear, you're not
• 5:18
  Speaker 2: being a comedian. You're supposed to tell him jokes.
• 5:21
  Speaker 1: So explain Don Lemon to me. The guy doesn't even
• 5:24
  Speaker 1: have a job. He's out of work and he's going
• 5:25
  Speaker 1: to Minnesota. He's busting in the churches. What's he doing
• 5:29
  Speaker 1: this for?
• 5:31
  Speaker 2: It's the thing. So Don Lemon is obviously playing. It's
• 5:34
  Speaker 2: called the rage bait game. You know, you post provocative
• 5:38
  Speaker 2: things that'll get people mad and they'll click on your
• 5:40
  Speaker 2: video and be like, oh show you, and you know
• 5:43
  Speaker 2: you make money and you get attention. But what he's
• 5:45
  Speaker 2: essentially doing is just projecting all of his anger on
• 5:49
  Speaker 2: to the rest of the country because he's mad because
• 5:51
  Speaker 2: no network will hire him because he was a pain
• 5:54
  Speaker 2: in the ass man, Like I met him a few times.
• 5:55
  Speaker 2: Did you ever meet him at any of these media
• 5:57
  Speaker 2: mixers we go to.
• 5:58
  Speaker 1: No, but I met him, you know, so till he's
• 6:00
  Speaker 1: very nice and he's a polite and he smiles. But
• 6:03
  Speaker 1: I never had to work with the guy.
• 6:05
  Speaker 2: No. But what happened was he got to this place
• 6:08
  Speaker 2: where his only job was to go on TV and
• 6:11
  Speaker 2: tell you it was racist. And for a while there
• 6:13
  Speaker 2: that was like a fashionable thing. But it was so
• 6:16
  Speaker 2: lazy and reductive and devoid of any real context that
• 6:21
  Speaker 2: it made him worse at his job. Like he was
• 6:23
  Speaker 2: better at his job in twenty twelve than he was
• 6:25
  Speaker 2: two years ago or even right now, but he got
• 6:28
  Speaker 2: more fain the worse he got at his job. Meaning
• 6:30
  Speaker 2: that's racist, that's crazy, that's racist. In the grievance era
• 6:33
  Speaker 2: of like the outrage Bob, that made him a bigger deal,
• 6:36
  Speaker 2: you know, because he had more oppression points than the
• 6:39
  Speaker 2: other woke liberals. You know, he was black, he was gay,
• 6:42
  Speaker 2: so in the liberal hierarchy of grievance, like you had
• 6:45
  Speaker 2: to deify him, and he got away with that until
• 6:48
  Speaker 2: he did it, you know. And the fact that they
• 6:50
  Speaker 2: didn't want to work with him anymore is something that
• 6:53
  Speaker 2: we're getting the bill for now because he's just trying
• 6:55
  Speaker 2: to upset everybody on social media. He's just basically joy
• 7:00
  Speaker 2: read uh with a wig on. You know, I don't
• 7:02
  Speaker 2: know what to tell you.
• 7:04
  Speaker 1: Hey, elon Omar. You know that guy came up and
• 7:07
  Speaker 1: sprayed something all over. It looked very dangerous. But I'm
• 7:09
  Speaker 1: watching the whole video. You know, it's fascinating when the
• 7:11
  Speaker 1: guy does that and he looks like a raging maniac.
• 7:14
  Speaker 1: She actually charges the guy. You're pretty brave. She runs
• 7:17
  Speaker 1: at the guy. You have a credit for that.
• 7:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah, man, I mean, you know, I don't know. They
• 7:24
  Speaker 2: said it was apple cider vinegar, and I guess that's
• 7:27
  Speaker 2: what it was. I knew it wasn't wine because her
• 7:30
  Speaker 2: vineyard was fake. Yeah, she's as she might get pop
• 7:34
  Speaker 2: for that. Yeah, But the point is, like, you know,
• 7:36
  Speaker 2: obviously that's another sign that everybody needs to chill out. Okay,
• 7:42
  Speaker 2: half of my feet is like, oh it was Fay.
• 7:44
  Speaker 2: Come like, all right, we're not going to do that.
• 7:45
  Speaker 2: Because I have liberal friends who still think Trump faked
• 7:48
  Speaker 2: getting shot. I'm like, well he faked it so well
• 7:50
  Speaker 2: he got a guy killed. I mean, come on, man,
• 7:52
  Speaker 2: it's crazy. Wow. So I'm trying to take the edge
• 7:55
  Speaker 2: off Mark Simon and that's why I hang out with
• 7:56
  Speaker 2: mister New York and can I mention, by the way,
• 7:59
  Speaker 2: because so many of your listeners come up to me
• 8:01
  Speaker 2: on the street and say hello on Sixth Avenue. If
• 8:03
  Speaker 2: anybody wants to come to my show, the tickets are free.
• 8:06
  Speaker 2: If you go to Fox Across America dot com. You
• 8:08
  Speaker 2: can go to Fox News Saturday night. You don't have
• 8:10
  Speaker 2: to make me tell you jokes on the sidewalk. You
• 8:13
  Speaker 2: can let me tell you jokes in the studio. I
• 8:16
  Speaker 2: have three of your listeners different three different times this week.
• 8:19
  Speaker 2: I was walking up to get my Greek food and hey,
• 8:21
  Speaker 2: say hello to mister New York. I'm like, why don't
• 8:23
  Speaker 2: you come to my show? So I don't have to
• 8:25
  Speaker 2: perform on a street corner. I left the prostitution business
• 8:28
  Speaker 2: years ago.
• 8:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I come on, man, Jimmy Taylor has the best
• 8:30
  Speaker 1: late night show on television on Saturday nights ten o'clock.
• 8:33
  Speaker 1: You can watch it and you don't have to be
• 8:35
  Speaker 1: there Saturday night ten. You tape it earlier, right, so.
• 8:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah, we tape it up Friday nights. Come by. Oh okay,
• 8:41
  Speaker 2: hey they're free. Yeah. Foxcross America dot Com.
• 8:44
  Speaker 1: Great way to spend a Friday night and a great
• 8:46
  Speaker 1: the date night thing to do Friday night. And so
• 8:48
  Speaker 1: you can be in the audience.
• 8:49
  Speaker 2: Where do you go Fox need foxacross America dot Com.
• 8:54
  Speaker 2: You'll be hanging out with me in the Fox Foxes. Yeah,
• 8:57
  Speaker 2: if you're on a date, don't look at the Foxes.
• 8:59
  Speaker 2: But if you're there single, oh yeah, have some fun,
• 9:01
  Speaker 2: all right, good, just don't get good stuff.
• 9:03
  Speaker 1: Get tickets to Jimmy Faylo's TV show and make sure
• 9:06
  Speaker 1: you're listen to him tonight nine o'clock. What do you
• 9:08
  Speaker 1: got on tonight's radio show?
• 9:10
  Speaker 2: Oh, We're getting nuts tonight Byron Donald Azzan. He might
• 9:13
  Speaker 2: be the next governor of Florida. An author by the
• 9:15
  Speaker 2: name of Madison Malloy who's a great gal, super funny,
• 9:19
  Speaker 2: but she's filthy, like worse than a sailor in prison
• 9:23
  Speaker 2: in terms of her dialogue. So it's gonna be a
• 9:25
  Speaker 2: couple of beeps on the show tonight in New York.
• 9:27
  Speaker 2: I'm telling you in advance.
• 9:28
  Speaker 1: All right, Well, Jimmy Fail is on here on wor
• 9:31
  Speaker 1: every night nine to midnight. Don't miss it, and make
• 9:34
  Speaker 1: sure what'ts this Saturday night show at ten o'clock and
• 9:38
  Speaker 1: Fox across America dot com. You can get tickets to
• 9:40
  Speaker 1: be in the audience there. Jimmy Fayli, great stuff, thanks for.
• 9:43
  Speaker 2: Being with us. Get a man Mark alright, take care.
• 9:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he's a great show every night at nine right
• 9:50
  Speaker 1: here on seven to ten WR