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MAPS | Son of a Boy Dad #220 · Son of a Boy Dad

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  Speaker 2: a Boy Dad podcast today. It is July twenty ninth, Monday, Monday.
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  Speaker 1: I almost cried this morning because it's almost August already.
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  Speaker 2: I know, I'm yeah, I'm kind of over the summer though,
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  Speaker 2: so I'm kind of ready for the fall.
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  Speaker 3: You want to finally be able to start wearing sweatshirts.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I couldn't wear my sweatshirt here, so I brought
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  Speaker 2: it because I knew it was going to be cold
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  Speaker 2: in here, not even cold. Just I can wear a
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  Speaker 2: sweatshirt and sweat a weapon here. Yeah, like it's it's
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  Speaker 2: it's an option.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, why couldn't you wear it here?
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  Speaker 2: Too hot out, dude, it's fucking so hot outside.
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  Speaker 3: A couple of weeks ago it was even hotter.
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  Speaker 2: But it doesn't even but like it didn't feel that
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  Speaker 2: hot like it it was supposed to. It's like it's
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  Speaker 2: like eighty right now, and it feels like it's fucking
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  Speaker 2: one hundred.
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  Speaker 3: Where does your sweat hit your body?
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  Speaker 2: Everywhere? My entire body, Yeah, everywhere. Your legs sweat, oh yeah,
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  Speaker 2: like shins.
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  Speaker 3: I have a classic busty woman's undertit sweat.
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  Speaker 2: I get that. I get my back pretty bad. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: I get my back when I when I'm on stage,
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  Speaker 2: my back sweats so much. That's gross, it's disgusting.
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  Speaker 3: The most manly place to get sweat is like dead
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  Speaker 3: dead in your chest.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, my chest doesn't sweat at all. It's like not
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  Speaker 2: a single drop. Yeah, I could be in a saana
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  Speaker 2: and it would be dry as well.
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  Speaker 3: Just eating dinner off the chest plate. The rest of
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  Speaker 3: your body's soaked. Yeah, I don't know why.
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  Speaker 1: The only time I get it's going is when I
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  Speaker 1: start doing a like an incline.
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  Speaker 3: I'll hit an incline.
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  Speaker 2: Incline will make you sweat like crazy.
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  Speaker 3: I look like I actually worked out.
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  Speaker 1: When it's like, I don't even think I'm fucking I'm
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  Speaker 1: burning calories, but I'm not even losing weight. My body
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  Speaker 1: just thinks I'm like dying, And yeah, you need to
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  Speaker 1: take We need to keep these calories for as long
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  Speaker 1: as possible. You are not going to get skinny on
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  Speaker 1: my watch.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it was burning muscle.
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  Speaker 3: It's fucking terrible. I don't know what to do.
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  Speaker 1: I was telling Tyler this the other day, Dude, I
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  Speaker 1: think I spent like maybe this entire calendar year being.
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  Speaker 3: Like I'm about to fucking bulk up, like I need
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  Speaker 3: to eat everything and fucking yeah, and then I just
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  Speaker 3: got fat.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, bulking up is a dangerous game unless you're like
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  Speaker 2: unless you're like training like three times a day. And
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  Speaker 2: I thought I was, yeah bulking up, like I remember
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  Speaker 2: I tried bulking and then I did it like for
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  Speaker 2: like three days, and I was like, I think I've
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  Speaker 2: gained like fifteen pounds and it's all gone straight to
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  Speaker 2: my stomach.
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  Speaker 1: I think it started in like January where I like
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  Speaker 1: saw it all starts from something you see online. It
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  Speaker 1: was like the thirty thirty thirty you need to be
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  Speaker 1: within thirty minutes of waking up. You need to exercise
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  Speaker 1: for thirty minutes and eat thirty grams of protein. And
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  Speaker 1: I was like eating eggs while I was like still
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  Speaker 1: a sick.
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  Speaker 2: But there's also like weird things like you'll get like
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  Speaker 2: a like a fifty gram protein shake, but then then
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  Speaker 2: you look it up and they're like, actually, your body
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  Speaker 2: can only take in like one gram of protein an hour. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: it's like, what is it. It's like it's like thirty
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  Speaker 2: you can only take in like thirty grams of protein
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  Speaker 2: an hour. So it's like why do they make fifty
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  Speaker 2: gram protein shakes?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah? And the rest will just rest in your bosom. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: it turns into estrogen.
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  Speaker 2: Turns into the fire hot shit, the smelliest shit you
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  Speaker 2: could possibly imagine.
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  Speaker 1: Farts that will like escape your body. They sense when
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  Speaker 1: it's a bad time. They like know that this is
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  Speaker 1: an inappropriate time to fart.
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  Speaker 2: I've been having the worst shits lately.
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  Speaker 3: Not lately, no, lately, it's really it's it's been worse. Yeah, God,
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  Speaker 3: we need to get a fecal transparent for you.
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  Speaker 2: Bro. On Saturday night, my stomach was making the most
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  Speaker 2: insane like movements that I thought that like there was
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  Speaker 2: like construction being done on the building because it was
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  Speaker 2: so consistent that I was like, oh, maybe, like my
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  Speaker 2: couch is just vibrating right now. And then I got
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  Speaker 2: up and it was still happening, and I was like,
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  Speaker 2: what the fuck, dude, it's probably the radiator clanking.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, why are there metallic sounds coming inside of my body?
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  Speaker 2: But it was such a consistent they're probably jackhammering next
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  Speaker 2: door neighbors are probably fucking right. It was weird as hell.
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  Speaker 2: Is that a woman moaning or is it my stomach?
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  Speaker 2: But I haven't been able to shit at night, so
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  Speaker 2: it's just been in the morning. Like today, I just
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  Speaker 2: woke up and just immediately had to go to the toilet.
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  Speaker 3: What do you normally poop at night?
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  Speaker 2: I normally can poop at any hour of the day,
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  Speaker 2: like four in the morning, I'll be taking a shit
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  Speaker 2: trigger finger. Yeah, but now it's just been only in
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  Speaker 2: the morning.
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  Speaker 3: Stay ready so you don't have to get ready.
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  Speaker 2: Bro, Yeah, which I guess is fine. Like it's ideal
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  Speaker 2: to shit in the morning.
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  Speaker 3: You know, like Jason Bourne sleeping with a gun under
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  Speaker 3: his pill. Just wake up in the middle of night,
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  Speaker 3: like fucking ready to shoot, ready to fire it off.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. It sucks ass yeah.
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  Speaker 3: But uh, I mean I feel like doing it in
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  Speaker 3: the morning is the healthy way to get the Yeah, that's.
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  Speaker 2: What everyone says. But then when you gotta a fuck,
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  Speaker 2: when it's the afternoon and you got to go again
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  Speaker 2: and you can't go, it sucks.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know what I would do without toilets if
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  Speaker 1: it would be better. I think toilets might be getting
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  Speaker 1: too comfy for the human.
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  Speaker 2: You know what, I tried to shoot in the woods.
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  Speaker 2: Never I tried to shoot in the woods when I
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  Speaker 2: was in Wyoming, and I could. I just couldn't do it.
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  Speaker 2: My friends both did it, and they were like they
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  Speaker 2: would do it like with like immediately, like they'd be like,
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  Speaker 2: all right, I'm gonna go take a ship, like we'd
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  Speaker 2: wake up before we go fishing, like I'm gonna go
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  Speaker 2: take a shit. They'd come back in like forty five seconds.
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  Speaker 2: I'd be like, yeah, it was a good one done.
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  Speaker 2: And then I would go out there and I would
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  Speaker 2: squat for like fifteen minutes, and then I'd be like,
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  Speaker 2: this is like all I'm focusing on is how how
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  Speaker 2: how much I sore my legs are right now? Your
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  Speaker 2: knees aren't specific, Yeah, exactly.
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  Speaker 3: You need to be able to twirk like ice spice.
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  Speaker 2: You need to be able to get low. For I
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  Speaker 2: tried to sit on a stump and just hang your
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  Speaker 2: ass and hang my ass off of it, but then
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  Speaker 2: it just like hurt my legs because it was just
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  Speaker 2: like I was getting like splinters in my thighs.
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  Speaker 3: We're getting blood clots in your ass.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it was terrible. Pop it through. Yeah, I didn't
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  Speaker 2: shit in the woods once the entire time. I didn't
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  Speaker 2: shit for the first two days or three days, and
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  Speaker 2: then I found a porta potty and I shipped in
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  Speaker 2: there for like an hour straight and then but then
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  Speaker 2: that's how it works for me. It's like if I
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  Speaker 2: shit once and it's small, and then like thirty minutes later,
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  Speaker 2: it's like the reckoning, the second coming. It's like a
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  Speaker 2: tremor of an earthquake. And we went to get We
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  Speaker 2: went to get food one day, like when we were
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  Speaker 2: moving spots, and then when we went to that restaurant,
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  Speaker 2: I went to the bathroom for like thirty minutes and
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  Speaker 2: just exploded the bathroom. But then I wake it again
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  Speaker 2: for like another like two days. Your food's just cold
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  Speaker 2: when you get back. Yeah, yeah, it's terrible.
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  Speaker 3: I know a lot of people in the wilderness will like.
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  Speaker 2: Water water dump. Oh those ship in the water.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know how that works. Those are just like.
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  Speaker 2: That counts awful.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it sounds like such a nasty way. And then
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  Speaker 1: you have to like go like go into the fucking
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  Speaker 1: nature as like your.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, well you just pull out your rod right after
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  Speaker 2: you ship and just start casting.
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  Speaker 1: Like the fish that you just caught also ate your ship.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, we had one place where we fished where it
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  Speaker 2: was there was so many cows and we were I
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  Speaker 2: wanted to get water from that river, but my friends
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  Speaker 2: were like, the cows just shit in this water all day. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I thought like, if you have one of these like
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  Speaker 2: water filters and it's like filters ninety nine point nine
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  Speaker 2: percent of bacteria, you could probably get water from the
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  Speaker 2: ship water like cowshit water with you with your human
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  Speaker 2: shit diarrhea.
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  Speaker 3: Though it's like at least they're probably dropping logs. It's
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  Speaker 3: sink to the bottom. Yeah, you like the whole color
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  Speaker 3: of the lake would change when Yeah, exactly drop one
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  Speaker 3: in there.
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  Speaker 2: But like what like if how what what is the
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  Speaker 2: kind of water? Like those water filters are meant for
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  Speaker 2: like kids in Africa to drink water out of like puddles. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: like I think it's just dirty rain or is that poop?
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  Speaker 2: I don't know, probably both. Yeah, I think some cowship
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  Speaker 2: would filter through.
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  Speaker 3: Some countries they all just ship in rivers. Yeah, some
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  Speaker 3: countries you're not even supposed to.
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  Speaker 2: Like, we didn't even eat any of the fish out
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  Speaker 2: of those rivers because they were worried about the ship.
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  Speaker 2: They were. Yeah, they were contaminated with poop.
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  Speaker 3: I mean they every like the sea is the most
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  Speaker 3: vast place on Earth.
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  Speaker 2: Yea is endless, but it's salt.
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  Speaker 1: So what does that do. It's it antibacterial. I think
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  Speaker 1: it kills the fucking ship. That's why the waters are salty.
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  Speaker 2: I think more than fresh water. Yeah, I mean, if
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  Speaker 2: you put ship in fresh in fresh water, it's just
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  Speaker 2: like sitting there. It's not it's not killing it. I
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  Speaker 2: think if you shoot into saltwater, you'd come back a
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  Speaker 2: day later and the ship would just be gone. It's
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  Speaker 2: a salt I don't know. I'd assume, so I'd assume
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  Speaker 2: it's I assume salt water is more clean bacterial wise
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  Speaker 2: than fresh water.
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  Speaker 3: Where every every.
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  Speaker 1: Fish in the world, from the like little minnows that
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  Speaker 1: you're catching, the little fucking tiny two inches that you're catching,
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  Speaker 1: to the fucking goliath groupers at the bottom of the ocean,
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  Speaker 1: or the ones with a light dangling.
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  Speaker 3: Every single one of them.
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  Speaker 2: Those actually exist. Definitely, the fish that just have a
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  Speaker 2: light bulb fucking hanging over their head that have like
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  Speaker 2: the Pixar light I've only ever seen from that in Nemo. No,
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  Speaker 2: those are definitely real. I think they're a lot smaller.
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  Speaker 2: I really think. I think they're like this big.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, the ocean is so so deep that we
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  Speaker 3: have no idea.
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  Speaker 2: That's true.
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  Speaker 3: Sometimes you'll see a mako shark with his head bit off.
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  Speaker 2: What did that? Who the was doing that?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, but every one of those animals, every one of
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  Speaker 3: those beings is shipping.
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  Speaker 2: In the ocean.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, And you think the salt water is just like uh,
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  Speaker 3: I don't think shit oxy cleaning it away.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know, I don't know. I know, is that
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  Speaker 2: like I feel like I hear more stuff about people.
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  Speaker 2: Actually I knew someone who did get like a bacterial
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  Speaker 2: infection from salt water. So maybe I'm wrong. I mean,
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  Speaker 2: I probably am wrong. I'm really just talking out of
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  Speaker 2: my ass right now. But but like I know, like
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  Speaker 2: fresh water, like they have like the like the glaciers,
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  Speaker 2: there's like crazy parasites in like glacier streams. Yeah, so
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  Speaker 2: I don't know, I think there's a lot of parasites
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  Speaker 2: in fresh water.
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  Speaker 3: Parasites are out here.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, but it's also when you say you're floating on
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  Speaker 1: a door after the Titanic sunk, you can't drink the water.
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  Speaker 2: No, you can't drink the salt water.
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  Speaker 1: But is that because the salt content or because the
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  Speaker 1: huge turds that are in there?
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  Speaker 2: I think probably because the salt. I think it's because
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  Speaker 2: like you're thirsty, and what it's not gonna help is
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  Speaker 2: just drinking an entire.
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  Speaker 3: Bottle of salt unless you're Frank the Tank.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly.
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  Speaker 1: Frank the tank after the site after the Titanic would
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  Speaker 1: have just eaten his way.
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  Speaker 3: Out of the h Yeah, just chomped through the ocean.
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  Speaker 3: But then apparently, like Moses, just by parts in front
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  Speaker 3: of him as he chomps.
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  Speaker 2: But if I apparently salt hydrates you at the same
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  Speaker 2: time in small doses.
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  Speaker 3: I wish Jack and Rose knew that.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah exactly, just like a little bit of salts, just
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  Speaker 2: like a little sip, Yeah, exactly, you're good to go
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  Speaker 2: for like a week.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, he would just blowed up.
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  Speaker 2: That's pretty much what liquid ivy is. Damn Rose, a
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  Speaker 2: little fat as fuck, Yeah exactly.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, there's definitely someone who was like put this podcast
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  Speaker 3: on and they're like, oh, to enjoy my dinner.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, for sure.
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  Speaker 3: Fuck dude, I just tried to eat my fucking meal.
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  Speaker 2: They should have known we were gonna be talking about
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  Speaker 2: nasty topics because Francis isn't here, right, he can't handle
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  Speaker 2: this kind of talk.
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  Speaker 3: Poppies away, So we'll go back to boy Dad one
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  Speaker 3: point zero, where we talk about shit, piss and coming boobies.
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  Speaker 2: Exactly. Dide I watched, uh, I watched that Obama movie
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  Speaker 2: last night, Leave the World Behind. Have you seen it?
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  Speaker 3: I haven't seen it? What's what's it about? Global warming?
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  Speaker 8: Now?
• 15:03
  Speaker 2: It's about like a cyber attack. Now he has another
• 15:05
  Speaker 2: one that's like he's like, he's like a narrator for
• 15:07
  Speaker 2: a global warming movie, the one he produced. Yeah, So
• 15:11
  Speaker 2: my mom is texting me and she's like, isn't it
• 15:13
  Speaker 2: crazy that Obama made that movie? Like Obama didn't make
• 15:17
  Speaker 2: the movie. He was like watching dailies in the director.
• 15:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah exactly. He probably gave them like five million dollars.
• 15:24
  Speaker 3: Now, what if we opened up the aperture a little bit.
• 15:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah exactly. Yeah, it's like the same shit with like
• 15:30
  Speaker 2: Will Ferrell produced Succession. Yeah, he just slapped his name
• 15:34
  Speaker 2: on Yeah, he didn't make succession. If you watch anything,
• 15:37
  Speaker 2: there's like a list of like seven hundred executive producers
• 15:41
  Speaker 2: at the end of the credits.
• 15:43
  Speaker 3: Like it was like a Medea movie where like Obama
• 15:46
  Speaker 3: was like dressed up playing the women characters.
• 15:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah, like Meet the Clumps. It was. It was crazy though,
• 15:51
  Speaker 2: because I'm I'm really interested in like the cyber attacks,
• 15:54
  Speaker 2: and the thing that confused me about it was that
• 15:58
  Speaker 2: like apparently, like Obama, it's kind of the reason that
• 16:02
  Speaker 2: cyber attacks even exist. Really, so I don't know why
• 16:05
  Speaker 2: he was involved in that movie, because explain that when uh,
• 16:10
  Speaker 2: the US cyber they were like the first people to
• 16:12
  Speaker 2: use cyber attacks in an offensive like in offense, Like
• 16:17
  Speaker 2: people were using cyber attacks forever to like eavesdrop on
• 16:21
  Speaker 2: other countries and see what they were doing and shit,
• 16:23
  Speaker 2: But this was the first time that anyone ever like attacked.
• 16:26
  Speaker 2: We attacked Iran and we shut down their nuclear program. Really, yeah,
• 16:30
  Speaker 2: that we and US in Israel. Damn. We tag teamed Iran,
• 16:34
  Speaker 2: damn Yeah, And that like opened the doors for everybody
• 16:38
  Speaker 2: to use cyber attacks. And then Iran I attacked Las
• 16:41
  Speaker 2: Vegas to be with Las Vegas, No with a cyber attack.
• 16:45
  Speaker 2: Oh did that?
• 16:46
  Speaker 3: Oh I remember hearing about that.
• 16:47
  Speaker 2: That was Iran that did that.
• 16:49
  Speaker 1: All the casinos were like writing out IOU's basactly, Yeah.
• 16:53
  Speaker 2: We can't ship down business exactly.
• 16:55
  Speaker 3: This guy's on a heater.
• 16:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah. So I don't know. So it's weird for Obama
• 16:59
  Speaker 2: to make a movie about cyber attacks when he's the
• 17:01
  Speaker 2: entire reason. I mean, technically it wasn't him though, it
• 17:04
  Speaker 2: was like Bush and then it was passed down to Obama.
• 17:08
  Speaker 3: It was just the post two thousand and one.
• 17:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah, the drones and the and the cyber attacks were
• 17:15
  Speaker 2: like two of the things that Obama had to keep
• 17:16
  Speaker 2: doing after Bush left office.
• 17:18
  Speaker 1: That's why I thought it was always weird that Greta
• 17:21
  Speaker 1: Thurnberg was making all this anti global warming shit because
• 17:25
  Speaker 1: she was the one that's been fucking burning all these tirefires.
• 17:29
  Speaker 3: She's equally responsible, exactly.
• 17:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah, or who or didn't Al Gore make a bunch
• 17:34
  Speaker 1: of global warming movies or some shit like that inconvenient truth?
• 17:39
  Speaker 3: I'm pretty sure was al Gore.
• 17:40
  Speaker 2: I'm not a huge global warming person. You don't believe
• 17:43
  Speaker 2: in it, No, I believe in it. It just doesn't
• 17:44
  Speaker 2: interest me at all, Like I have No, I don't care,
• 17:48
  Speaker 2: like I care, but like I've tried to watch like
• 17:50
  Speaker 2: global warming documentaries and like within like I tried to
• 17:53
  Speaker 2: watch that Leonardo DiCaprio one. Within forty five seconds, I
• 17:57
  Speaker 2: was like, this is so waring.
• 17:58
  Speaker 3: Yeah, because you're like hearing his private plane goes.
• 18:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah exactly is everyone that's making them is like a
• 18:03
  Speaker 2: billionaire who has like ten planes and like five yachts,
• 18:07
  Speaker 2: and uh, the one thing they just happened. They also
• 18:09
  Speaker 2: have just like a dump where they're just burning trash. Yeah, like, well,
• 18:13
  Speaker 2: I'm not gonna put my trash in the public trash.
• 18:15
  Speaker 2: That's crazy.
• 18:16
  Speaker 3: People will go through it. Yeah, they'll find out who
• 18:18
  Speaker 3: which teams up been fucking yeah exactly. It's uh yeah.
• 18:22
  Speaker 1: The one thing that actually does it the worst, I
• 18:25
  Speaker 1: think is the uh the boats, the steam are like
• 18:28
  Speaker 1: the cruise ships.
• 18:30
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I'm sure, dude, I didn't know. Did you
• 18:32
  Speaker 2: know that oil tankers move at like thirty miles per
• 18:34
  Speaker 2: hour really like mac speed?
• 18:37
  Speaker 3: Really? Yeah, we're getting oil over here from like two
• 18:43
  Speaker 3: thousand and seven exactly, We're getting old ass oil.
• 18:46
  Speaker 2: There's got to be a better method, like drive it.
• 18:51
  Speaker 2: Like everyone just should just take a car. There should
• 18:53
  Speaker 2: just be like seventy cars that have to drive it
• 18:55
  Speaker 2: over you like walk past the oil tank because I
• 18:58
  Speaker 2: looked it up because in that movie, like the beginning,
• 19:00
  Speaker 2: there's a scene where like an oil tanker just like
• 19:03
  Speaker 2: because the everything loses control because like all their power
• 19:05
  Speaker 2: goes out. Yeah, and the oil tanker loses control, and
• 19:08
  Speaker 2: uh what comes through the shore and it comes in
• 19:13
  Speaker 2: and it's like barreling into the shore. And then I
• 19:15
  Speaker 2: looked it up and I was like, I don't think.
• 19:17
  Speaker 2: I think I think would have gotten beached like ten
• 19:19
  Speaker 2: miles before the shore. And then I looked it up
• 19:21
  Speaker 2: and it was like usually they could usually they move
• 19:23
  Speaker 2: at like twenty miles per hour, but like the big
• 19:24
  Speaker 2: ones can go thirty to run away train that's insane.
• 19:28
  Speaker 2: The moving walkway at the airport goes, yeah, thirty mile
• 19:31
  Speaker 2: power boat. I think I could just like stick my
• 19:33
  Speaker 2: arm out and be like stop, yeah, yeah, just lean
• 19:37
  Speaker 2: on it.
• 19:37
  Speaker 3: That's like a car in neutral.
• 19:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah exactly.
• 19:40
  Speaker 3: That's as slow as possible.
• 19:41
  Speaker 2: I guess they probably have a ton of momentum, But.
• 19:44
  Speaker 1: But what but whatn't if they had a bunch of momentum,
• 19:47
  Speaker 1: wouldn't you think they'd be going faster than thirty.
• 19:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but I guess also there's no slope. It's not
• 19:52
  Speaker 2: like they're going downhill. I mean, if you're driving in neutral,
• 19:58
  Speaker 2: it sounds like you're and you're going like eighty, sounds.
• 20:01
  Speaker 3: Like you're not married to the globe. There's a low
• 20:05
  Speaker 3: key flat earth there, dude.
• 20:06
  Speaker 2: If you're driving, then you're going eighty in neutral. Within
• 20:11
  Speaker 2: three minutes your car is stopped. But uh, like an
• 20:15
  Speaker 2: you're on flat ground.
• 20:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I guess an object emotion will stay in motion.
• 20:22
  Speaker 1: No unless unless I think so, I'm saying less, another
• 20:25
  Speaker 1: force acts on it. So if they're like in the ocean,
• 20:28
  Speaker 1: the fucking friction of like being surrounded by the oceans,
• 20:31
  Speaker 1: I constantly.
• 20:32
  Speaker 3: Swing them down.
• 20:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know.
• 20:35
  Speaker 3: I think we're saying the same thing.
• 20:36
  Speaker 2: I think I don't understand what in what scenario an
• 20:39
  Speaker 2: oil tanker would lose power ten miles out from the
• 20:42
  Speaker 2: ocean and then somehow will like still manage to like
• 20:46
  Speaker 2: destroy the beach houses in the Hamptons.
• 20:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah, well, dude, I just burned one of Newton's three laws,
• 20:52
  Speaker 1: and fucking I only have two more things about science
• 20:55
  Speaker 1: that I know.
• 20:56
  Speaker 3: So I've been saving it until this.
• 20:57
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I burned out all of mine. The Iran
• 21:01
  Speaker 2: thing was my big one. That was my big facts
• 21:05
  Speaker 2: for the day, Like, okay, we got to pivot off
• 21:08
  Speaker 2: Talking Ship and I found out about that after I
• 21:10
  Speaker 2: watched that movie. I was like, I'm gonna come in
• 21:13
  Speaker 2: here and be like, this is so stupid that Obama
• 21:15
  Speaker 2: made the movie Fault.
• 21:21
  Speaker 3: That was an incredibly good point. It is like, holy
• 21:23
  Speaker 3: fu full of hypocrites.
• 21:26
  Speaker 2: Isn't that interesting?
• 21:27
  Speaker 3: Though?
• 21:27
  Speaker 2: It is extremely interesting. It's like if Bin Laden made
• 21:29
  Speaker 2: a movie about terrorist attacks, we.
• 21:33
  Speaker 3: Need to stop. It's disgusting what they're doing.
• 21:35
  Speaker 2: The planes that are just getting hijacked everywhere. People need
• 21:40
  Speaker 2: to know about that.
• 21:45
  Speaker 3: The scumbags.
• 21:46
  Speaker 2: It doesn't make any sense.
• 21:47
  Speaker 3: Who the fuck could be doing this? Yeah, full on
• 21:50
  Speaker 3: Obama in the hot Dog Car, I think you should leave.
• 21:54
  Speaker 2: Watch little I think you should leave. Hear of it?
• 21:56
  Speaker 2: Classic dude. Check out this shirt, bro, Yeah, I saw
• 21:59
  Speaker 2: a little devil warshiping those titties right on the shirt.
• 22:02
  Speaker 2: I know. And then it says six sixty six on
• 22:04
  Speaker 2: the back.
• 22:04
  Speaker 3: I know what is the shirt for. It's from this
• 22:07
  Speaker 3: bar called Deathmatch in Hell that I went to Brook Japan. Yeah, bro, really.
• 22:13
  Speaker 1: Everything is six hundred and sixty six yen, which is
• 22:15
  Speaker 1: like four bucks four dollars beers.
• 22:17
  Speaker 3: That's pretty cool, pretty fucking good prices.
• 22:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it was it like heavy metal.
• 22:21
  Speaker 3: It was like slash slasher films. Jaypop, it was japop.
• 22:25
  Speaker 2: You know, jpop's a real thing. Oh yeah, I didn't
• 22:28
  Speaker 2: know that until this morning.
• 22:29
  Speaker 1: Jpop uh like just dudes with the most beautiful heads
• 22:33
  Speaker 1: of hair that you've ever seen in your life.
• 22:35
  Speaker 2: I've been I was on a I was on Reddit,
• 22:37
  Speaker 2: and I saw some post about like some girl who's
• 22:40
  Speaker 2: like a jpop girl who posted a picture with her
• 22:43
  Speaker 2: boyfriend and she got in like a ton of trouble
• 22:46
  Speaker 2: because like, I guess they're not supposed to have boyfriends.
• 22:49
  Speaker 2: And then now she has. Now she's required to kill herself. No,
• 22:53
  Speaker 2: she's required to post a good night photo every night
• 22:55
  Speaker 2: by herself. And the photos are just like her just
• 22:58
  Speaker 2: looking like right into the camp, required by who, I
• 23:02
  Speaker 2: don't know, whoever. The jpop lords are What the fuck?
• 23:05
  Speaker 3: There's lords of j Yeah?
• 23:06
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, all those people are robots, dude. I mean,
• 23:10
  Speaker 2: aren't the K pop people like in the war now?
• 23:12
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah, they're front line, frontline workers.
• 23:15
  Speaker 2: But isn't a.
• 23:17
  Speaker 1: Like would the is the boyfriend making or do that?
• 23:20
  Speaker 1: The boyfriend's manager making or do that? Or the fans
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: making or do that?
• 23:23
  Speaker 2: I didn't read enough about it. I just I just
• 23:24
  Speaker 2: saw the posts.
• 23:26
  Speaker 3: They'll kick you out of the band. Probably it's probably
• 23:28
  Speaker 3: the other bandmates.
• 23:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, because I think, like people.
• 23:31
  Speaker 3: You're fucking up our chances of not getting pussy.
• 23:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly. It's like a well, it's like when like
• 23:35
  Speaker 2: people find out that, like a twitch streamer has a boyfriend,
• 23:37
  Speaker 2: and they're like, what the fuck? For ten years straight
• 23:41
  Speaker 2: for this? I want my nuts back.
• 23:44
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I want all the jizz that I jizzed out back. Lucky,
• 23:48
  Speaker 5: I've been saving it under my computer kicked into the
• 23:52
  Speaker 5: floor like a candle making factory.
• 23:54
  Speaker 2: That's like a different level of horniness that I've never
• 23:57
  Speaker 2: gotten to. Is the the watching.
• 23:59
  Speaker 3: Twitch watching clothes people.
• 24:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah, watching Twitch streams is crazy. I used to watch
• 24:05
  Speaker 2: Ninja the Goat. Yeah, but I would watch him like
• 24:09
  Speaker 2: when I was in high school and I would just
• 24:11
  Speaker 2: watch him play Fortnite while I was in like math class.
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: Did you see he was at that big poker game
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: that it was like Jimmy Butler, who else was at that?
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: It was like Jimmy Butler, Nate, who else?
• 24:25
  Speaker 3: He was like all these famous people. But then one
• 24:27
  Speaker 3: of the guys at the table was like, hey, fellas,
• 24:29
  Speaker 3: everybody tipped five hundred to the dealer, and Ninja was like, well,
• 24:32
  Speaker 3: like I've been tipping the whole time, Like, yeah, I'm
• 24:34
  Speaker 3: going to lose five hundred off my stack. And he
• 24:37
  Speaker 3: was like getting roasted online for it. Really, but isn't
• 24:39
  Speaker 3: he rich as fuck?
• 24:40
  Speaker 2: I'm sure he's rich as fuck. I don't think he's
• 24:42
  Speaker 2: He's not as big as he was. Yeah, Like when
• 24:45
  Speaker 2: he was like streaming with Drake, he had like the
• 24:47
  Speaker 2: most viewed live stream of all time. There was like
• 24:49
  Speaker 2: seven hundred thousand people watching.
• 24:51
  Speaker 3: Now he's a Now he's the hot guy with like
• 24:53
  Speaker 3: tattoo arms, right, I don't think he's a hot guy
• 24:56
  Speaker 3: with tattoo arms. He has one tattoo. He definitely has
• 24:58
  Speaker 3: one tattoo arm.
• 24:59
  Speaker 2: He's talking about Seriously, what the fuck you put out
• 25:04
  Speaker 2: a post saying that he's thinking about retiring not have
• 25:06
  Speaker 2: to go here? Yeah him? People shit on Ninja. I
• 25:08
  Speaker 2: love Ninja at least it's not like fucking kids like
• 25:11
  Speaker 2: every single other Twitch streamer, what's going on with that?
• 25:15
  Speaker 2: I mean, every single week there's a new person who's like,
• 25:18
  Speaker 2: and they were talking to minors? Is are they talking
• 25:21
  Speaker 2: to miners or is it just like they walk down
• 25:23
  Speaker 2: the street and they're like, hey, what's up. Like someone
• 25:25
  Speaker 2: was like hey, big fan, and they were like, oh thanks,
• 25:27
  Speaker 2: And then people are like, you'll never guess who I
• 25:29
  Speaker 2: saw talking to minors.
• 25:31
  Speaker 3: I'm guessing that they're aggressively sliding into DMS. I think
• 25:34
  Speaker 3: they're sex pesting.
• 25:35
  Speaker 2: They're sex pesting.
• 25:36
  Speaker 3: They got to be being sex pest.
• 25:38
  Speaker 2: Then there's gotta be the percentage of people that are
• 25:40
  Speaker 2: pedophiles must be like eighty percent, and just no one
• 25:43
  Speaker 2: knows because it can't. It's every single week there's someone
• 25:47
  Speaker 2: new like that, mister Beast trans person, Yeah, Chris, Chris
• 25:53
  Speaker 2: or Tyson. What's their name Ava? Ava? I don't know?
• 25:58
  Speaker 2: Pedophile now pedophile yeah wow, wow wow wow, which is
• 26:03
  Speaker 2: bad to look for the because they already have that.
• 26:06
  Speaker 3: He certified pedophile.
• 26:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he is kicked out of kicked out of mister
• 26:09
  Speaker 2: Beast's clan. I thought it was for being no dude.
• 26:13
  Speaker 2: Mister Beast is so upset.
• 26:14
  Speaker 3: I thought that it was because I thought they were like,
• 26:17
  Speaker 3: all right, we tried it for a while, but the
• 26:20
  Speaker 3: trance is just like you gotta go back. It didn't
• 26:22
  Speaker 3: measure with our values.
• 26:23
  Speaker 2: Go back and take some time off, come back as
• 26:26
  Speaker 2: a dude again. We'll see if this works. Yeah, people
• 26:28
  Speaker 2: will forget. No, apparently they were fucking kids they were
• 26:33
  Speaker 2: or not fucking but like sex pasting d ming I guess.
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: Or they just walked past him on the street and
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: said what's up, yeah, and fatally swooped in.
• 26:40
  Speaker 2: Battally swooped in, or some like a group of black
• 26:43
  Speaker 2: teens swooped in and why g just like was it
• 26:48
  Speaker 2: wy g?
• 26:48
  Speaker 3: And like batally beat the ship out of a I
• 26:50
  Speaker 3: don't like half the videos online are pedophiles, and half
• 26:53
  Speaker 3: the videos where people catching pedophiles. Yeah, it's a big
• 26:56
  Speaker 3: Tom and Jerry Carton. I had to start just running
• 26:58
  Speaker 3: unful words on.
• 27:00
  Speaker 2: I was like, I don't, I don't. I don't want
• 27:02
  Speaker 2: to read about more people being pedophile, so I don't care.
• 27:05
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but that's how you wind up as one.
• 27:08
  Speaker 2: I don't think it is.
• 27:09
  Speaker 3: I didn't think I was doing anything wrong.
• 27:10
  Speaker 2: I don't think you have to have this outlook, that's
• 27:12
  Speaker 2: like minor, like talking or like like seeing a minor
• 27:16
  Speaker 2: in public, you have to like shield your eyes and
• 27:19
  Speaker 2: like run the other direction. Like it's like the the
• 27:22
  Speaker 2: the thought process around minors right now, it's insane. It's
• 27:25
  Speaker 2: like every like everyone. My whole entire Twitter timeline is
• 27:29
  Speaker 2: people being like, yeah, that person was nineteen and they
• 27:32
  Speaker 2: talked to a seventeen year old dude.
• 27:34
  Speaker 1: I don't even you know how, like minor attractive person
• 27:36
  Speaker 1: is a thing. No maps, you never heard that.
• 27:39
  Speaker 3: No reclassific boys one Oh, nambla, nambla, I know, nambla
• 27:44
  Speaker 3: Now it's maps.
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: Now, minor attracted person is way easier. I don't even
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: watch geo guess or anymore, dude.
• 27:49
  Speaker 2: That's I don't even they all they're all on Yeah.
• 27:54
  Speaker 2: Oh I'm sure like the top GEO guesser dude will
• 27:57
  Speaker 2: get taken down with Oh for sure, you'll never get
• 28:00
  Speaker 2: who was talking to miners, dude, I'm not even kidding.
• 28:04
  Speaker 2: My entire timeline is just this person was talking to minors.
• 28:07
  Speaker 2: This person was talking to miners. It's either it's either
• 28:11
  Speaker 2: not as crazy as they're making it out to be.
• 28:14
  Speaker 2: It's like someone DMed them and they were like, hey,
• 28:17
  Speaker 2: what kind of a keyboard are you using for your
• 28:19
  Speaker 2: Twitch stream? And they're like, oh, this, and then it's
• 28:20
  Speaker 2: like they're talking to minors or it's like ninety percent
• 28:23
  Speaker 2: of Internet personalities or pedophiles.
• 28:25
  Speaker 3: You know, it was grooming the parents. Yeah, I think so.
• 28:30
  Speaker 1: When I was when I was in like, uh, like
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: seventh grade, the thongs or seventh or eighth grade.
• 28:39
  Speaker 3: The thong song came out. I'm not familiar Cisco the
• 28:44
  Speaker 3: thong song.
• 28:45
  Speaker 2: Let me see that thong? Yeah, no, no, idea, you
• 28:50
  Speaker 2: don't know that song. I mean you said you were
• 28:52
  Speaker 2: in sixth grade, so I was.
• 28:54
  Speaker 3: Not born your father's Yeah, the girls are wearing thongs.
• 29:00
  Speaker 3: Who's behind these young girls talks?
• 29:02
  Speaker 2: Fucking mister parents And now mister Beast is in trouble
• 29:06
  Speaker 2: for like saying the M word or something. It's just
• 29:09
  Speaker 2: everyone's just getting in trouble constantly. The Twitch community is
• 29:12
  Speaker 2: in shambles.
• 29:13
  Speaker 3: Well, dude, nobody's perfect.
• 29:14
  Speaker 2: No one's perfect, dude, that's the problem. We've all said
• 29:17
  Speaker 2: the M word on on stream before.
• 29:20
  Speaker 3: We either said that the N word, have been attracted
• 29:23
  Speaker 3: to minor bro dude.
• 29:24
  Speaker 2: It's everyone.
• 29:25
  Speaker 1: It's one of the other there's two types of people
• 29:27
  Speaker 1: in this world. Have either said the N word or
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: you've been taken down in a sting operation in a Walmart.
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: Why do those dudes ever walk away too? The dudes
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: always like think that they'll just be able to stand
• 29:42
  Speaker 1: there and just like talk their way out of it.
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: It's like, okay, like just give me, give me what
• 29:47
  Speaker 1: four and.
• 29:47
  Speaker 2: All, Yeah, I'll give you three hundred dollars. Then then
• 29:52
  Speaker 2: you're three.
• 29:52
  Speaker 3: You lost your last three hundred dollars and.
• 29:56
  Speaker 2: And you got the shit kicked out of you in
• 29:57
  Speaker 2: a Walmart. Imagine like running into some you know, after
• 30:00
  Speaker 2: that happens, you know, walking out of Walmart bleeding, like,
• 30:04
  Speaker 2: what's going on? What happened?
• 30:05
  Speaker 3: Just buying some bandits?
• 30:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah, fucking just.
• 30:08
  Speaker 3: In here for the gauze wraps.
• 30:09
  Speaker 2: Fucking looting or they're looting or something.
• 30:11
  Speaker 3: I don't know, looting's back. I don't know these protesters,
• 30:18
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 30:18
  Speaker 2: I fell.
• 30:19
  Speaker 3: I walked into a door, really, because you're beat up
• 30:23
  Speaker 3: from head to toe at all different angles.
• 30:25
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  Speaker 3: They might you know what videos I've been enjoying Our
• 33:32
  Speaker 3: uh uber drivers who like have had it up to
• 33:36
  Speaker 3: here with disrespectful customers and they'll pull over and be
• 33:39
  Speaker 3: like get out of the car.
• 33:40
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, I love that shit. I've had it
• 33:42
  Speaker 2: up to here with Uber. I'm not ubering anymore. Yeah,
• 33:45
  Speaker 2: those days are behind me. No uberts and no ubers,
• 33:47
  Speaker 2: no Uber eats. Yeah. I'm still door dashing and using lifts,
• 33:50
  Speaker 2: but just not Uber the company itself.
• 33:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah. One of the Uber driver videos is like an
• 33:58
  Speaker 3: Uber driver confronting the CEO.
• 34:01
  Speaker 2: Really, He's like, you.
• 34:02
  Speaker 3: Told us you're not going to raise the pressures on Uber.
• 34:06
  Speaker 3: It's like, when did I lie to you? Tell me
• 34:08
  Speaker 3: one time when I lied to you.
• 34:09
  Speaker 2: If I saw the CEO of Uber, I think I
• 34:12
  Speaker 2: would have it would have to be just be on
• 34:14
  Speaker 2: site as soon as I saw him. What are your grievances?
• 34:17
  Speaker 2: I hate Uber so much? Why I just hate it?
• 34:21
  Speaker 2: It's so expensive and they're people like the drivers are
• 34:25
  Speaker 2: annoying as shit, And it's like I don't even think
• 34:28
  Speaker 2: it's like a language barrier thing. I think they're just
• 34:30
  Speaker 2: like genuinely annoying. Yeah, Like you know when you get
• 34:34
  Speaker 2: in the car and they're talking on the phone. Yeah,
• 34:38
  Speaker 2: Like if you listen long enough, you're like, I don't
• 34:40
  Speaker 2: even like like this is annoying for me. I can't
• 34:44
  Speaker 2: imagine being the person on the other end of the
• 34:45
  Speaker 2: phone right now. You must you haven't let the other
• 34:48
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• 34:49
  Speaker 1: They're just talking to the suicide help hotline. I can
• 34:54
  Speaker 1: still driving. I thought I have a real career by now.
• 35:00
  Speaker 2: I did. I tried to order a smoothie the other day.
• 35:03
  Speaker 2: Was just filing through different different Uber Eats. Dudes, They're
• 35:07
  Speaker 2: all they're all going to the They're all going to
• 35:08
  Speaker 2: the place, and then canceling. And then I looked it up.
• 35:11
  Speaker 2: The place is closed, And I'm like, why wouldn't Uber
• 35:14
  Speaker 2: just at some point realize the place is closed and
• 35:16
  Speaker 2: just cancel the order.
• 35:18
  Speaker 3: Why don't you just complaining to Uber get a little
• 35:19
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• 35:20
  Speaker 2: I'm just done with it. It's I'm lazy. It's making
• 35:23
  Speaker 2: me lazy as shit.
• 35:25
  Speaker 3: Yeah that's what's making you lazy. Y.
• 35:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like the number one thing that's made me lazy.
• 35:30
  Speaker 2: But you're still getting door dash No, I was kidding,
• 35:32
  Speaker 2: I'm not. I'm walking now. You also, you are one.
• 35:35
  Speaker 3: You were a half block away from like, yeah, a
• 35:38
  Speaker 3: strip of uh coffee shops.
• 35:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah, movie stores. I've been on that. I've been walking
• 35:43
  Speaker 2: to the coffee shop. And it's made me feel worse
• 35:45
  Speaker 2: than ever. Why because it takes maybe fifteen seconds.
• 35:49
  Speaker 3: Oh, you're saying all the time you wasted, yes, going
• 35:52
  Speaker 3: to Ubers.
• 35:53
  Speaker 2: Like waiting for thirty minutes to DoorDash Starbucks which is
• 35:56
  Speaker 2: next door.
• 36:00
  Speaker 3: Like hear them making it, Yeah my order, that's my order.
• 36:06
  Speaker 2: Well I lay in bed and yeah, buzz the person
• 36:09
  Speaker 2: in for fucking fifteen minutes and I go. I'll just
• 36:12
  Speaker 2: calm down. It's a push push push.
• 36:16
  Speaker 3: It gets jammed.
• 36:19
  Speaker 2: Because they're messaging me and they're saying the door is
• 36:21
  Speaker 2: not opening, and I hear them pulling it on the
• 36:23
  Speaker 2: phone and I'm yelling push. They don't know what the
• 36:25
  Speaker 2: word push means. So then I have to put on
• 36:27
  Speaker 2: my slippers and go down.
• 36:29
  Speaker 3: Push is a dirty word in their language.
• 36:30
  Speaker 2: And if I'm going down, I may as well just
• 36:32
  Speaker 2: walk to the restaurant or walk to the coffee shop.
• 36:35
  Speaker 3: The problem is it's like it is nice to go outside.
• 36:37
  Speaker 2: No it's not. Yeah it is, it can be.
• 36:40
  Speaker 3: It is.
• 36:41
  Speaker 2: I'm I'm I'm still I'm I'm getting my own coffee,
• 36:45
  Speaker 2: like I'm walking and getting coffee, but restaurants, I'm still
• 36:50
  Speaker 2: it's still a paint in the ast. It jogs your brain.
• 36:54
  Speaker 2: It like, uh, like, how do you get food from
• 36:56
  Speaker 2: a restaurant? You gotta call and fucking put it in
• 36:58
  Speaker 2: yourself and then you gotta go pick it up up. Uh.
• 37:02
  Speaker 2: Last three years, I get spent with a man coming
• 37:05
  Speaker 2: to my door and pretty much feeding me my meal.
• 37:08
  Speaker 2: So I truly don't know how to a baby, but
• 37:11
  Speaker 2: I don't know how to get food. I know how
• 37:13
  Speaker 2: to go, Like I go to a deli and get
• 37:14
  Speaker 2: a sandwich. It sucks.
• 37:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah, your microwave probably works overtime.
• 37:20
  Speaker 2: My microwave is awful.
• 37:23
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you beat it up. You get some factory meals
• 37:25
  Speaker 3: or something like that in there.
• 37:27
  Speaker 2: Ripping through factors. I might get back on factors.
• 37:29
  Speaker 3: Honestly, it's good food. It's easy to eat.
• 37:32
  Speaker 2: Are we still sponsored by them? Or did they aband?
• 37:34
  Speaker 2: Did they jump ship?
• 37:34
  Speaker 3: I don't think they abandoned us. They would never do
• 37:36
  Speaker 3: that to us.
• 37:37
  Speaker 2: No, I would never do that to them.
• 37:38
  Speaker 1: Those are our brothers, Those are our brothers. Over a factor,
• 37:42
  Speaker 1: I'm just subsisting off of the vitamins and body armor. Yeah,
• 37:47
  Speaker 1: there's so many good vitamins in a whole body armor.
• 37:51
  Speaker 2: I'm pretty much just running off of like cliff bars
• 37:53
  Speaker 2: and body armors and for my nutrients right now. Yeah,
• 37:56
  Speaker 2: they literally have everything that you need.
• 37:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Like last week, it's like from one of my
• 38:02
  Speaker 1: first like come to Jesus moments, being like I'm fucking
• 38:04
  Speaker 1: fat as shit. Like I've spent the last year destroying
• 38:08
  Speaker 1: my body in the worst ways, thinking that I was
• 38:10
  Speaker 1: like doing something better and I would uh I was,
• 38:13
  Speaker 1: So I was doing like I was fasting for twenty
• 38:15
  Speaker 1: two hours a day. Yeah, yeah, and it made it
• 38:19
  Speaker 1: it just like it made it so much worse. I
• 38:21
  Speaker 1: would like eat my meal and probably like got no nutrients.
• 38:26
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, because then you just slop out for two
• 38:28
  Speaker 2: hours straight. I slopped out, just chop cheese, wings, pizza.
• 38:32
  Speaker 3: Felt like absolute shit, dude. I was just in such
• 38:35
  Speaker 3: a bad spot.
• 38:36
  Speaker 2: I've been eating a lot healthier because I've realized that
• 38:39
  Speaker 2: just everything that I eat that I enjoy just destroys me.
• 38:42
  Speaker 2: Now it's just fucking grilled chicken and rice.
• 38:45
  Speaker 3: And that's not sustainable either.
• 38:47
  Speaker 2: Eh. Just you just gotta get a lot of different
• 38:49
  Speaker 2: hot sauces and it becomes sustainable. When I was I'm
• 38:52
  Speaker 2: gonna use the white truff today instead of the black truff.
• 38:55
  Speaker 3: The hot sauces are like it's almost like a base
• 38:59
  Speaker 3: level shitty like to get someone like a sweet.
• 39:02
  Speaker 2: Of hot sauces. Oh no, it's great.
• 39:03
  Speaker 3: I would love that, but right now it's like I
• 39:05
  Speaker 3: want I'm about to ask for that for Christians.
• 39:07
  Speaker 2: I have like thirty different types of hot sauce in
• 39:09
  Speaker 2: my apartment. Give me the one in the grenade. Oh
• 39:11
  Speaker 2: I don't have that one to bomb I need. Apparently
• 39:15
  Speaker 2: apparently the bomb is the hottest hot sauce on hot
• 39:18
  Speaker 2: hot ones by like a mile, really, and people say
• 39:23
  Speaker 2: it doesn't even taste good. They say it's just like
• 39:25
  Speaker 2: a chemical combination or like a chemical concoction of just
• 39:28
  Speaker 2: stuff that just makes your mouth like bleed.
• 39:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you'd be like your poop is like black for
• 39:35
  Speaker 1: days on end because apparently blood in your stool.
• 39:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah, apparently the last dab is not even that hot,
• 39:39
  Speaker 2: but apparently it's pretty good. Really.
• 39:41
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you'll be on there someday you'll be able to
• 39:44
  Speaker 3: touch from first hand experiences.
• 39:47
  Speaker 2: Hell, no, I'll never do that. Why I'm not good.
• 39:50
  Speaker 2: I like hot stuff, but not to that point. Like
• 39:53
  Speaker 2: I put hot sauce on everything I eat. Frank's, I
• 39:57
  Speaker 2: put that ship on everything.
• 39:59
  Speaker 3: It's spot to the fucking pod Frank.
• 40:02
  Speaker 2: I actually don't really use Franks. I'm more of a
• 40:04
  Speaker 2: Chilula man spongsor the fucking pod Chilula. If we got
• 40:07
  Speaker 2: a Chilula sponsorship, he would be so sick if we got.
• 40:10
  Speaker 3: To go to ChIL Chilula is like a district. It's
• 40:13
  Speaker 3: like a neighbor or not. Like a neighborhood is Mexico.
• 40:17
  Speaker 3: It's on the east coast of Mexico.
• 40:19
  Speaker 1: Tabasco and Chilula are both areas really by the Yucatana.
• 40:22
  Speaker 2: Tabasco I like, but Tabasco is a very It's like
• 40:25
  Speaker 2: only on specific things seafood. How the fuck did Tabasco
• 40:29
  Speaker 2: get the shelf space that it has.
• 40:31
  Speaker 1: Like every restaurant is like, uh, ketchup or hot sauce,
• 40:35
  Speaker 1: and they'll slap Tabasco in front of you. It's like,
• 40:37
  Speaker 1: how the fuck is Tabasco the it's not First off,
• 40:39
  Speaker 1: it's not even hot sauce, and second of all, it's everywhere.
• 40:41
  Speaker 2: What is it?
• 40:43
  Speaker 3: It's like a I don't know, it doesn't have the
• 40:45
  Speaker 3: spice that regular hot sauce.
• 40:46
  Speaker 2: It's like a vinegary, different type of hot sauce. But
• 40:49
  Speaker 2: it's DoD on eggs, tabasco on, some sunnyside up eggs,
• 40:53
  Speaker 2: phenomenal tabasco on, some like oysters, phenomenal chilula. You can
• 40:58
  Speaker 2: literally put on anything.
• 41:00
  Speaker 3: You're gonna make me fuck up and not twenty two
• 41:01
  Speaker 3: hour fast. This ship is sounded good.
• 41:05
  Speaker 2: I got like Icelandic hot sauce I went. I got
• 41:07
  Speaker 2: I got like a whole uh when you came back,
• 41:09
  Speaker 2: I got a fleet of hot sauces from Iceland. From Iceland,
• 41:12
  Speaker 2: I bought them in Iceland.
• 41:13
  Speaker 3: Yeah, on on your way, on your like through the
• 41:15
  Speaker 3: duty free. You bought them there?
• 41:16
  Speaker 2: No, I bought them like at a at like a
• 41:18
  Speaker 2: coffee shop. Yeah, they sold them and I picked up
• 41:21
  Speaker 2: like a five pack.
• 41:22
  Speaker 3: Are they good?
• 41:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they're good. They're like they're not as hot as
• 41:26
  Speaker 2: I expected them to.
• 41:26
  Speaker 3: Be because their bitch asses don't have fucking.
• 41:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah they're they were. Like the whole thing is that
• 41:31
  Speaker 2: they're like they're made with like what is the heat,
• 41:35
  Speaker 2: like like like geothermic what is it? I don't know
• 41:38
  Speaker 2: what the word is.
• 41:39
  Speaker 3: Yeah, like lava, they're made with like lava, they're not
• 41:43
  Speaker 3: they don't have he like like rye bread is spicy.
• 41:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they're not that hot. The Hobbin Yarrow ones a
• 41:50
  Speaker 2: little spicy.
• 41:53
  Speaker 1: In Japan, they don't have like spice at all either.
• 41:56
  Speaker 1: Like I was like asked for like a spicy drink.
• 41:57
  Speaker 2: They just don't.
• 41:58
  Speaker 3: I don't think they tolerate spice. Well, so she has
• 42:00
  Speaker 3: like a species.
• 42:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, I guess if you don't tolerate it,
• 42:03
  Speaker 2: then you'll never have it.
• 42:05
  Speaker 3: I came back with some uh, some booze from Iceland
• 42:08
  Speaker 3: is what I brought back.
• 42:09
  Speaker 2: Really, some pink gin because they got the fucking Yeah.
• 42:13
  Speaker 3: That's what I brought. Pink gin and Brenevan.
• 42:15
  Speaker 2: They have the in Iceland. They have the liquor store
• 42:19
  Speaker 2: in the airport, like that massive store. Did you guys
• 42:22
  Speaker 2: go there when you landed?
• 42:23
  Speaker 3: Uh?
• 42:24
  Speaker 2: What?
• 42:24
  Speaker 3: We went as we were coming back.
• 42:26
  Speaker 2: Really, we went there as soon as we landed. Yeah,
• 42:28
  Speaker 2: we picked up like a ton of whiskey and beer.
• 42:32
  Speaker 3: What whiskey are they drinking?
• 42:33
  Speaker 2: I don't know. I'm not a big whiskey guy. Actually,
• 42:35
  Speaker 2: I can tell you right now I have a photo
• 42:37
  Speaker 2: of myself drinking it.
• 42:38
  Speaker 3: Yeah, run that ship back, bro, I want to fucking
• 42:41
  Speaker 3: find that ship.
• 42:42
  Speaker 2: I want to know.
• 42:44
  Speaker 3: I'm usually a gin and tonic guy in the summertime.
• 42:45
  Speaker 3: But I haven't really hit the gin hard this summer.
• 42:48
  Speaker 2: This was called the Famous Grouse. Ah, the Famous Grouse.
• 42:54
  Speaker 2: Shit was good, Iceland.
• 42:56
  Speaker 1: I feel like, is uh underrepresented in the Olympics. You
• 42:59
  Speaker 1: watch any opening ceremonies.
• 43:01
  Speaker 2: No, I didn't watch the opening ceremonies. I did watch
• 43:03
  Speaker 2: the basketball and the women's soccer, the men's basketball yesterday, phenomenal.
• 43:08
  Speaker 2: Lebron is a hero, He's a national hero, him and
• 43:11
  Speaker 2: Kevin Derant.
• 43:12
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but your boy Jason Tatum couldn't get off the
• 43:15
  Speaker 3: fucking bench. Yeah.
• 43:16
  Speaker 2: I mean, I don't think that was that crazy. Why
• 43:19
  Speaker 2: he's a national champion and he was on the last
• 43:21
  Speaker 2: Olympic team because they have Lebron, Steph Curry and kd
• 43:24
  Speaker 2: running like a historic like the Jayson Tatum doesn't fit
• 43:30
  Speaker 2: in the lineup.
• 43:30
  Speaker 3: But those are three dudes.
• 43:31
  Speaker 2: They can honestly do three v five and they would
• 43:34
  Speaker 2: still win. Yeah, they're so good. I don't know. It
• 43:38
  Speaker 2: sounds like a coat, bro, it sounds like you.
• 43:39
  Speaker 3: No.
• 43:39
  Speaker 2: And then I watched the interview with the coach and
• 43:41
  Speaker 2: he said that Jayson Tatum's gonna play, but.
• 43:43
  Speaker 1: They had Derrek White playing. They had Drew Holliday playing.
• 43:46
  Speaker 1: They had the other Celtics plain, but they didn't have.
• 43:48
  Speaker 2: Dre and Jason Tatum playing was pretty not playing was
• 43:51
  Speaker 2: pretty crazy.
• 43:52
  Speaker 3: That's what I'm saying.
• 43:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know crazy. Jason Tatum's good at I
• 43:56
  Speaker 2: don't know why. Why do people hate him so much?
• 43:58
  Speaker 2: Because he's a champ. Yeah, but like his that how
• 44:00
  Speaker 2: Like I guess I know people hate Lebron. Yeah, the
• 44:03
  Speaker 2: more you win, the more people hate you. But like
• 44:05
  Speaker 2: people hate Jason Tatum.
• 44:09
  Speaker 3: Bottle when he didn't get Yeah, people despise him. Yeah,
• 44:13
  Speaker 3: because he's the best player, because he's or less.
• 44:19
  Speaker 2: That's what they say about him. They say he has
• 44:20
  Speaker 2: no aura. Yeah.
• 44:21
  Speaker 3: And because people hate the light skin brothers. Yeah, they
• 44:23
  Speaker 3: think our light skin brothers are sensitive.
• 44:25
  Speaker 2: His dad's white. They hate him. Is his dad white?
• 44:28
  Speaker 2: He can't be No what his mom what? They're both
• 44:35
  Speaker 2: light skin. I think if your two light skin people
• 44:38
  Speaker 2: have a baby, you come out white or no, you
• 44:45
  Speaker 2: have a quarter chance of coming out with His dad's
• 44:47
  Speaker 2: not even light skin. His mom is okay, that makes sense.
• 44:52
  Speaker 2: Must be bright skin. She's bright skin.
• 44:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but his mom this is the podcast you come
• 44:59
  Speaker 3: through for the fuck.
• 45:00
  Speaker 2: It for loose information, for loose information about ratio. Wait, no, no,
• 45:06
  Speaker 2: why is he lighter than both of them's? Yeah, he's
• 45:08
  Speaker 2: way lighter than both of them, which I don't know
• 45:10
  Speaker 2: if we're allowed to comment on.
• 45:12
  Speaker 3: No for them, great family, you just said it power
• 45:16
  Speaker 3: people have a kid that turned out what we were
• 45:18
  Speaker 3: not allowed to call.
• 45:19
  Speaker 2: I was just doing the math, bro.
• 45:21
  Speaker 1: No, it's like it's like blue eyes. It's like you
• 45:23
  Speaker 1: have a quarter, like a twenty five percent chance of
• 45:25
  Speaker 1: getting blue eyes.
• 45:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know. I'm a big Jayson Tatum guy.
• 45:31
  Speaker 2: I think he's good. Why did you?
• 45:33
  Speaker 3: I mean, yeah, fair enough?
• 45:34
  Speaker 2: Well what did I say about him? You were calling
• 45:36
  Speaker 2: him gay? Oh? I said, people call him moraless? Yeah
• 45:40
  Speaker 2: you said he No.
• 45:41
  Speaker 1: No, you said why do people not like him because
• 45:43
  Speaker 1: he's Aura? You said, yeah, you're saying it definitively.
• 45:46
  Speaker 2: You just put it in someone. I don't think he
• 45:48
  Speaker 2: does though black Aura.
• 45:50
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean he just steals everybody else's so.
• 45:53
  Speaker 2: Does do that, which is kind of fun to do that. Kevin,
• 45:56
  Speaker 2: the Kevin Garnett thing was pretty insane.
• 45:58
  Speaker 3: He just doesn't know how to be him.
• 46:00
  Speaker 2: We did it. How do you think it was a
• 46:06
  Speaker 2: pretty bad celebration too, like we did. It was the
• 46:09
  Speaker 2: best he could come up with.
• 46:10
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he just studied game table of celebrations.
• 46:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I didn't like that. That's your guy. I like
• 46:17
  Speaker 2: him though.
• 46:18
  Speaker 3: People are hating on NB too. The barstool main account
• 46:21
  Speaker 3: is hating on NB.
• 46:22
  Speaker 2: To the barcel main account hates on anything that anyone
• 46:24
  Speaker 2: else is hating on. They don't have opinions for themselves.
• 46:27
  Speaker 2: We call it or less. Yeah, Barstool Maine account is
• 46:29
  Speaker 2: or less. They need to start getting their own opinions.
• 46:32
  Speaker 2: That's how we would get our engagement up. As they
• 46:34
  Speaker 2: start throwing out some hot takes, right like throw out
• 46:37
  Speaker 2: a photo of Jason Tatum and his family and go
• 46:39
  Speaker 2: why is he lighter than his parents? That would really
• 46:44
  Speaker 2: that would stir things up on Twitter. Jd Vance would
• 46:53
  Speaker 2: be like, see exactly, yeah, exactly. Fucking mL Football would
• 46:57
  Speaker 2: be tweeting about it. Oh my god, what was the
• 47:01
  Speaker 2: other thing?
• 47:01
  Speaker 3: You said? You watched the other Olympic women's gymnastics.
• 47:05
  Speaker 2: Women's soccer, but I barely loosely watched it.
• 47:07
  Speaker 3: That's hard to watch.
• 47:08
  Speaker 2: I had a bet for Lebron to score over eighteen
• 47:10
  Speaker 2: and a half points and women's US team to win.
• 47:14
  Speaker 3: What did Lebron wind up with eighteen twenty one?
• 47:16
  Speaker 2: Oh he did? Oh nice, he was at eighteen and
• 47:19
  Speaker 2: then he clocked out and then he came back in
• 47:21
  Speaker 2: for like two minutes in the fourth quarter and scored
• 47:23
  Speaker 2: like five more points.
• 47:24
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they're like anyone but Jason Tatum. Yeah, I would
• 47:26
  Speaker 3: have been perfect Jasonatum minutes.
• 47:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah, dude, they kept Lebron kept subbing out and then
• 47:31
  Speaker 2: coming back in. Yeah, and they were like, he doesn't want.
• 47:34
  Speaker 3: To go out. They're saying that Steve Kerr was just
• 47:37
  Speaker 3: trying to play like the worst Celtics just to like
• 47:40
  Speaker 3: so dissent in the Celtics locker room, so they all
• 47:44
  Speaker 3: hate each other.
• 47:45
  Speaker 2: No, I think he's trying to like trying to like
• 47:46
  Speaker 2: build a fire within Jason Tatum. Stud he comes out
• 47:49
  Speaker 2: and drops forty.
• 47:50
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah, Jayson Tatum's like Michael Jordan was cut from
• 47:54
  Speaker 3: his JVT. Yeah, I need to get cut from the
• 47:58
  Speaker 3: Olympic team.
• 47:59
  Speaker 2: He's rewatching the last dance in Paris right now. Through
• 48:04
  Speaker 2: That photo of Lebron leading the charge on the boat
• 48:06
  Speaker 2: with the flag was so sick. That got me so
• 48:09
  Speaker 2: fired up. Yeah, for what it was awesome. The side
• 48:13
  Speaker 2: by side of George Washington on the Delaware and Lebron
• 48:18
  Speaker 2: leading the charge in the rain. Jason Tatum wearing a
• 48:22
  Speaker 2: poncho was so brutal. It's like he's asking, He's yeah,
• 48:28
  Speaker 2: why is he wearing a poncho because he's oralists. He's
• 48:31
  Speaker 2: gonna go back to his hotel in ten minutes and
• 48:33
  Speaker 2: change out of the fucking polo suit anyway, exactly. Then
• 48:36
  Speaker 2: that polo suit's probably waterproof. It probably slicks water exactly.
• 48:40
  Speaker 2: The dude, that's such a sick photo. That is so
• 48:44
  Speaker 2: bad ass. That's a cool picture, but like it literally
• 48:47
  Speaker 2: looks like they're crossing in oat. Like they're crossing like
• 48:50
  Speaker 2: a fucking choppy ass like the Pacific.
• 48:54
  Speaker 3: It looks like they're on that.
• 48:57
  Speaker 2: Yeah, like steering the ship. That photo is unreal. This
• 49:04
  Speaker 2: is foot up on the front. The Olympics are awesome.
• 49:08
  Speaker 2: It does suck how much fucking bullshit is in the
• 49:11
  Speaker 2: Olympics though. Why there are some sports in the Olympics
• 49:14
  Speaker 2: that you're like, what even is this?
• 49:15
  Speaker 3: Did you see they have red zone for the Olympics. No,
• 49:18
  Speaker 3: it's awesome. I know.
• 49:19
  Speaker 2: YouTube TV had like the I was watching at one
• 49:21
  Speaker 2: point the squad box but my TV is not big
• 49:24
  Speaker 2: enough to do. I gotta upgrade. Oh shit, I gotta
• 49:26
  Speaker 2: write that down. I gotta buy a new TV.
• 49:28
  Speaker 3: Yeah, write that down. Everyone spanned the comments.
• 49:33
  Speaker 2: Actually, that's a good idea. Span the comments and say that.
• 49:35
  Speaker 2: I'll remember to do it, yeah, because that might be
• 49:38
  Speaker 2: reading all the comments. So I get the comments on
• 49:40
  Speaker 2: my phone and then like every now and then, I'll
• 49:43
  Speaker 2: just get one. They'd be like Sas is fucking retarded.
• 49:46
  Speaker 2: Write that down. It sucks, dude, Like you and Francis
• 49:54
  Speaker 2: will get like a nasty comment. You have to seek
• 49:56
  Speaker 2: it out. It just pops up on my phone. I'm
• 49:58
  Speaker 2: in the middle of doing something because I'm logged into
• 50:01
  Speaker 2: our account about to go on the stage.
• 50:03
  Speaker 3: Yeah, dude.
• 50:05
  Speaker 2: And it's always the weirdest ones that that get that
• 50:07
  Speaker 2: like upset me. Like I got one last night that
• 50:09
  Speaker 2: was like it's hilarious how little Sas knows about football,
• 50:14
  Speaker 2: Like crushed me. I Like I had to like swipe
• 50:18
  Speaker 2: out of the YouTube app and put my phone down
• 50:21
  Speaker 2: after reading that.
• 50:21
  Speaker 3: Can't you turn off nodies now?
• 50:25
  Speaker 2: You need to get the noties not on YouTube studio? Brother? Fuck?
• 50:32
  Speaker 3: I mean the only thing you can do is usually
• 50:33
  Speaker 3: as fuel.
• 50:34
  Speaker 2: For your fire. I try my best.
• 50:36
  Speaker 1: Dude, we just got to get a film session going.
• 50:38
  Speaker 1: That's why you need a new, fucking new TV. You
• 50:40
  Speaker 1: need like a drop down projector so you could just
• 50:42
  Speaker 1: watch tape.
• 50:42
  Speaker 2: I know, what what sized TV do you have? You
• 50:45
  Speaker 2: have like an one hundred inch.
• 50:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah, one hundred Yeah, you have like a full wall
• 50:49
  Speaker 3: of TV.
• 50:50
  Speaker 2: I know.
• 50:50
  Speaker 3: I mean most people at barstool have five TVs. Yeah,
• 50:53
  Speaker 3: I'm thinking about too.
• 50:56
  Speaker 2: No, no, like bang bang bang bang. We had we
• 50:59
  Speaker 2: had two at our old apartment. Yeah, dude's got like
• 51:01
  Speaker 2: a second one mounted next to the first one.
• 51:04
  Speaker 3: People see big Cat having it and they're like it's necessary.
• 51:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm not gonna want to be a big cat.
• 51:08
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna need five TVs.
• 51:09
  Speaker 2: I'm not gonna do that. That's insane. But I do
• 51:11
  Speaker 2: want to get a bigger TV so that I can
• 51:13
  Speaker 2: watch multiple boxes at once and I'll have to like
• 51:15
  Speaker 2: stand next to the TV to see them.
• 51:18
  Speaker 3: There's telescoping in. I think I have like a sixty
• 51:22
  Speaker 3: five inch No, way seventy five.
• 51:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah, because I have a six, I have a fifty
• 51:29
  Speaker 2: five inch.
• 51:29
  Speaker 3: I kind of want to upgrade mine.
• 51:31
  Speaker 2: I think I could use some more you could go
• 51:33
  Speaker 2: for a bigger You're you have the room to get
• 51:35
  Speaker 2: like an eighty inch easily.
• 51:36
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't even want I don't want bigger. I
• 51:39
  Speaker 3: just want better pixels.
• 51:40
  Speaker 2: Why would you not go bigger. There's literally zero down
• 51:44
  Speaker 2: side to getting a bigger TV if you can fit
• 51:46
  Speaker 2: the TV.
• 51:48
  Speaker 1: I'm obsessed with TV hYP too. Yeah, like that drives
• 51:51
  Speaker 1: me crazy.
• 51:52
  Speaker 2: Well, because it's so high up, it's so fucking high.
• 51:54
  Speaker 2: That's like the size of my TV. Man, that's a
• 51:56
  Speaker 2: little smaller. Mine's a little bigger than that.
• 51:58
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah, or TV too. It's one of my faves,
• 52:01
  Speaker 3: and I think it's like sweeping the nation.
• 52:03
  Speaker 2: Really, TV too high? I haven't seen it, really, Yeah,
• 52:07
  Speaker 2: you can't.
• 52:07
  Speaker 3: I mean TV should be an eye level naturally.
• 52:10
  Speaker 2: If you h's it, I've been on the screen.
• 52:12
  Speaker 3: You're shit like that.
• 52:13
  Speaker 2: Strictly just fishing Reddit, r slash fishing, r slash trout fishing,
• 52:17
  Speaker 2: r slash live fishing, r slash decks. Yeah, r slash decks.
• 52:21
  Speaker 3: I get r slash decks. Sometimes it comes across my desk.
• 52:24
  Speaker 2: I haven't seen my I just mute all of my recommendations.
• 52:28
  Speaker 2: I'm at a point where, like, I only want to
• 52:30
  Speaker 2: see what I follow. Stop recommending me videos of people dying.
• 52:33
  Speaker 2: I don't want to see that on Reddit. You're getting it. Oh, dude,
• 52:35
  Speaker 2: I got one this morning of like a dude. I
• 52:38
  Speaker 2: literally got a video I'm taking a ship. This morning,
• 52:40
  Speaker 2: I get a video of a dude talking to a
• 52:42
  Speaker 2: girl and then another girl just comes over and just
• 52:44
  Speaker 2: stabs him in the neck. And it was just the
• 52:47
  Speaker 2: thing was the Reddit. It was just like r slash sad,
• 52:53
  Speaker 2: and I was like, why would I ever want to
• 52:55
  Speaker 2: see that? I mean, whenever even r slash morbid reality
• 52:58
  Speaker 2: comes up blurred, Yeah, this was not blurred really And
• 53:02
  Speaker 2: then all the comments were like what was this? And
• 53:03
  Speaker 2: they're like, I'm assuming he just got killed.
• 53:05
  Speaker 3: Pretty sad stuff.
• 53:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and everyone was like fuck instant mute dude.
• 53:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 53:17
  Speaker 2: I get too many like uh like ar size self
• 53:22
  Speaker 2: and it's just like someone being like, oh, those are
• 53:24
  Speaker 2: the most depressing ones like r slash like roast me.
• 53:27
  Speaker 1: Like or like ar size self and someone's just like my,
• 53:31
  Speaker 1: uh my wife said my my breath stinks, so she's
• 53:34
  Speaker 1: gonna divorce me.
• 53:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's all weird. My wife doesn't like the kind
• 53:38
  Speaker 2: of socks that I wear. Should am I the asshole,
• 53:40
  Speaker 2: or like.
• 53:41
  Speaker 3: My wife's cheating on me because she thought that my
• 53:43
  Speaker 3: socks didn't match.
• 53:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, it's all the the That shit annoys the
• 53:49
  Speaker 2: fuck out of me. The am I the asshole? Ones
• 53:52
  Speaker 2: my wife killed our three kids and was cheating with
• 53:55
  Speaker 2: seven other dudes? Ye am, I the asshole? White? Yeah
• 54:00
  Speaker 2: shut up, and yeah you're the asshole. I can't imagine people, come.
• 54:05
  Speaker 3: I can't imagine people confiding in Reddit like that.
• 54:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah, like valuing the.
• 54:11
  Speaker 3: Valuing the opinion of their Reddit community to the point
• 54:14
  Speaker 3: where they're like, fuck, dude, I've known to talk to
• 54:16
  Speaker 3: about this except for the four hundred thousand people to.
• 54:20
  Speaker 2: Subscribed to our so myself, but it's just it's just
• 54:22
  Speaker 2: they're just looking for someone to be like, No, you're
• 54:24
  Speaker 2: a hero, you're the best, You're the best person ever.
• 54:27
  Speaker 3: Don't worry about it. Yeah, all the loves. You're feeling
• 54:30
  Speaker 3: big feelings right now?
• 54:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah, why don't you head on over to r slash
• 54:33
  Speaker 2: big feelings and talk to them?
• 54:35
  Speaker 3: Did you see that?
• 54:37
  Speaker 1: So Reddit went public in like May or something like that,
• 54:41
  Speaker 1: and so they're trying to get like revenue streams, so
• 54:43
  Speaker 1: they sold their entire uh, basically everywhere that's ever been
• 54:49
  Speaker 1: written on Reddit to Google.
• 54:52
  Speaker 3: So Google now has AI.
• 54:55
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, so they're training their AI through like all
• 54:57
  Speaker 1: the information that's ever been typed on Reddit, back to
• 55:00
  Speaker 1: like you know, two thousand and nine, when it was
• 55:03
  Speaker 1: just like uh shit posting, yeah, like, but now since
• 55:08
  Speaker 1: Google has all that information, it's like, uh, how much
• 55:12
  Speaker 1: cheese are you supposed to? Or like how do you
• 55:13
  Speaker 1: make the cheese stay on your pizza? And people will
• 55:15
  Speaker 1: just be like glue. Yeah yeah really, so when you
• 55:22
  Speaker 1: type it into Google, it just comes up with like
• 55:26
  Speaker 1: how much.
• 55:27
  Speaker 2: That's hilarious. I never seen that. I actually do. I
• 55:29
  Speaker 2: like the Google AI thing. People hate it. I like it.
• 55:32
  Speaker 2: But but so.
• 55:34
  Speaker 1: Reddit's like fucking it up because people are like how
• 55:37
  Speaker 1: many rocks should I eat today?
• 55:38
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 55:39
  Speaker 2: Like eat one rocket day.
• 55:41
  Speaker 3: There's minerals and vitamins in rocks.
• 55:43
  Speaker 2: That's hilarious. I haven't seen that. I've That actually makes
• 55:47
  Speaker 2: me concerned because I've been getting a lot of information
• 55:50
  Speaker 2: from Google AI.
• 55:51
  Speaker 1: Well it's just like dickheads posting on on Reddit, and
• 55:53
  Speaker 1: like Google and AI don't have like the filter.
• 55:58
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they don't know what sarcasm is.
• 56:00
  Speaker 2: They probably just take the number one answer, and just
• 56:03
  Speaker 2: like what I do? You take the number one answer
• 56:04
  Speaker 2: and then you just pond it off as a fact.
• 56:07
  Speaker 3: Someone who's like hilarious and now has also fooled generations
• 56:11
  Speaker 3: worth of people.
• 56:13
  Speaker 2: It's funny. It's kind of like Wikipedia though, like people
• 56:16
  Speaker 2: change the answers to Wikipedia.
• 56:18
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but they can kind of like straighten that out.
• 56:20
  Speaker 2: They filter that out pretty quick.
• 56:22
  Speaker 1: Like will AI ever be able to understand humor or
• 56:25
  Speaker 1: like sarcasm and shit like that?
• 56:28
  Speaker 2: No, ever, you don't think, I think hu because humor
• 56:31
  Speaker 2: advances fast, like people's sense of humor is constantly changing. Yeah,
• 56:37
  Speaker 2: so AI would be able to, like they could understand
• 56:39
  Speaker 2: like George Carlin's humor.
• 56:41
  Speaker 3: Do you think your job is safe as what you're saying?
• 56:43
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah, definitely.
• 56:44
  Speaker 3: It'll be the last one to be replaced.
• 56:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you will not replace us.
• 56:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm an essential worker, a bunch of comedians and
• 56:51
  Speaker 3: with tiki torches marching against Reddit, marching against.
• 56:54
  Speaker 2: AI, you will not replace us. Dude. I went back
• 56:59
  Speaker 2: and I on Saturday, I rewatched uh Sebastian Man of
• 57:03
  Speaker 2: Scalco's Old Specials.
• 57:06
  Speaker 3: You're trying to learn about like comedians other than the
• 57:08
  Speaker 3: three that.
• 57:09
  Speaker 2: You know kind of we were all I was at
• 57:11
  Speaker 2: the stand and we were all just talking about Sebastian
• 57:13
  Speaker 2: and everyone was doing impressions of Sebastian. And then I
• 57:15
  Speaker 2: went home and I rewatched. Aren't you embarrassed? It's so funny.
• 57:19
  Speaker 2: He has very impressions his news. His new special is awful,
• 57:25
  Speaker 2: but his old shit is so good.
• 57:27
  Speaker 1: That reminds me of the fucking Burt Kreischer clip that's
• 57:30
  Speaker 1: going around where he's like one of the fucking comedians
• 57:32
  Speaker 1: I respected with making fun of me on his show,
• 57:35
  Speaker 1: and Joe Rogan hit me up and he was like,
• 57:37
  Speaker 1: he doesn't respect you, man. Oh, Joe Rogan's gonna be
• 57:40
  Speaker 1: calling fucking Sebastian being like, hey, little SaaS is talking
• 57:43
  Speaker 1: shit about you on his podcast.
• 57:44
  Speaker 2: Oh, I wasn't talking shit.
• 57:45
  Speaker 3: He doesn't respect you. You just said his new special.
• 57:48
  Speaker 2: Sucked, Dick, Yeah, did his old special.
• 57:51
  Speaker 3: That's talking shit.
• 57:52
  Speaker 2: But I have I have faith that he'll put out
• 57:54
  Speaker 2: another good But there you go, there you go. That's
• 57:55
  Speaker 2: how I feel about Bill Burt that his new special suck.
• 57:58
  Speaker 2: I didn't like his new special, but like I know, oh,
• 58:00
  Speaker 2: he's gonna put out a new like a one he
• 58:02
  Speaker 2: just recorded one, uh in Portland.
• 58:05
  Speaker 3: Or somewhere, and maybe I don't know Seattle, which Portland,
• 58:07
  Speaker 3: because that's very telling of what his comedy's gonna be.
• 58:10
  Speaker 3: Like yeah, true, he might be going full lib fuck no,
• 58:14
  Speaker 3: but I know like he'll put out another one that's
• 58:16
  Speaker 3: like unbelievable. Is the original? Is the Sebastian special that
• 58:20
  Speaker 3: you're talking about? Is the one where he's like, I
• 58:21
  Speaker 3: don't want to be the problem? Where he's like, no
• 58:24
  Speaker 3: matter what, like he doesn't like complain about anything because
• 58:26
  Speaker 3: he just doesn't want to be the problem.
• 58:27
  Speaker 2: That's like every one of his specials. But I think, uh,
• 58:31
  Speaker 2: he has his last one that he just put out
• 58:33
  Speaker 2: is called am I the problem? Or is it me? Maybe?
• 58:37
  Speaker 2: Maybe that's what it's called.
• 58:38
  Speaker 3: Maybe I don't know, I don't I don't know if
• 58:40
  Speaker 3: I watched the last one.
• 58:41
  Speaker 2: The best my favorite ones were, uh, I rewatched all
• 58:45
  Speaker 2: of them except the new one. I stopped like five
• 58:48
  Speaker 2: minutes in because it had a thirty three percent on
• 58:50
  Speaker 2: Rotten Tomatoes.
• 58:51
  Speaker 3: Dude, if they haven't been on Legion of Skyaks, I'm
• 58:53
  Speaker 3: not fucking.
• 58:55
  Speaker 2: No. But the best one was Aren't You Embarrassed? That's
• 58:57
  Speaker 2: one where he's bearing like the pink sweater and and
• 59:01
  Speaker 2: stay Hungry. It's pretty funny. And then what was the
• 59:05
  Speaker 2: other one, that one where he's wearing like the white
• 59:07
  Speaker 2: he's wearing like a tuxedo shirt.
• 59:09
  Speaker 3: Dude, if the comedian isn't fucking wearing all leather and
• 59:12
  Speaker 3: saying the f slur, I'm not watching true if it's
• 59:16
  Speaker 3: not Eddie Murphy before he was banging transsexual folks.
• 59:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I watching Have you ever watched uh Tim Heideker's special. Yeah,
• 59:25
  Speaker 2: it's so funny. Yeah, where he's like doing like a
• 59:29
  Speaker 2: like a character of stand up comedians.
• 59:31
  Speaker 3: It was pretty funny.
• 59:32
  Speaker 2: It's pretty good.
• 59:33
  Speaker 3: It was. I had like fast forward through some parts
• 59:35
  Speaker 3: of it.
• 59:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's kind of uncomfortable. Some of the parts are
• 59:37
  Speaker 2: uncomfortable or just like you just kind of get where
• 59:40
  Speaker 2: he's going. Oh yeah, but I thought it was very
• 59:43
  Speaker 2: funny though. What the Sebastian Subassinians bit where he's talking about, uh,
• 59:48
  Speaker 2: he's talking about being in a plane crash and now
• 59:51
  Speaker 2: they dropped the oxygen masks down and he's like, I
• 59:54
  Speaker 2: would hang myself from the oxygen mask and then and
• 59:57
  Speaker 2: then he's saying that with his luck that that like
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 2: right before they hit the ground, the pilot would regain
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 2: control of the plane, and then he'd just be dangling
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 2: from the oxygen mask for the rest of the flight.
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 2: The people next to him were like, can we get
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 2: him down? He's like bumping into me.
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 3: That's fucking hilarious.
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 1: The one Tim Highecker thing that I did like was
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 1: or not the one. I mean, I love a lot
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 1: of his ship, but the club random ship where he
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 1: makes fun of Bill Maher.
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, so fucking funny.
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 2: It's so good.
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 3: Did you see the hawk tur girl was just on
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 3: Bill Maher?
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 2: Uh No, I wouldn't text us about it last night though, Bro,
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 2: She's like hitting every She was just on Whinney Cummings podcast. Yes,
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 2: on Bill Maher.
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 3: I thought it was like a joke.
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 1: I thought someone had like spiced together two clips when
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 1: I saw Bill Maher interviewing her.
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know what is this. I still haven't
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 2: even watched the original video.
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 3: How is that possible?
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 2: Because every time I see something about her, scroll take
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 2: me back to ar Slash fly fishing, Get me out.
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 3: Of this, take me back to ur slash sad. Yeah,
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 3: I'm what is this?
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 2: She's not a pedophile and she didn't die. Die.
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 3: I'm waiting for her to die, waiting for someone to
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 3: stab her.
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 1: I'm like so tuned to the death videos that like
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 1: I'll recognize the specific death like, oh, I've seen this
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 1: death before, Like let me get out of here.
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 3: Like when the two like the mom and daughter.
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 1: Are crossing the street, I think it's after like a
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 1: Drake concert and they're about to get smoked by a car.
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 3: It's like I've seen that video.
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 2: I haven't seen that one. They just pour it down
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 2: your throat.
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 1: You'll search like Drake and it'll come up at like
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 1: that'll be the main thing, Like someone dies after Drake concert.
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 2: It's like what the fuck? Yeah, I don't get I
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 2: get porn when I search shit like that, Like I'll
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 2: search like uh, like, I'll search like if I searched
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 2: like Hawk to a girl on Twitter, it would just
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 2: be like seven hundred videos being like I'm the real
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 2: Hawk to a girl and just some girl like sucking
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 2: off ten dudes in one video, and you'd be like, oh,
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 2: that's good. Have for you.
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 3: Have the porn box gone away on Twitter?
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 2: Not for me? Yeah, I don't know. I saw people
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 2: saying that they did.
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 3: Maybe it was just for a brief moment in time.
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they'll come back stronger.
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they're regrouping.
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, they got to hit there. They're throwing some
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 2: new shit on the board, and we got we gotta
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 2: come at this a whole different angle. It's like that's
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 2: scene in the sand Lot where they build the robot
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 2: and it gets destroyed, and like we're thinking about this
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 2: all wrong.
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 3: They're gonna come charging back. Oh man, what a fucking
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 3: future we live in.
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 2: I went fishing on a Friday against my will.
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 3: That's not true. We've been planning this fishing trip for
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 3: a minute.
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 2: I was, and then I found out. I looked up
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 2: the fishing report at like the river that I was
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 2: gonna go. I was gonna hit some new water, yeah,
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 2: some new hitting, some new stuff. And I looked it
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 2: up in Orvis does fishing reports for a lot of
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 2: the places in New Jersey, and uh, it said water
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 2: temperature seventy four degrees and then it said fishing report
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 2: see you in the fall.
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 3: Bruh.
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 2: What broke me?
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 3: So the fish are basically cooking themselves in the water.
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and apparently if you catch trout, trout are fucking
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 2: like so like, there's so much shit you gotta do
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 2: to like make sure a trout stays alive, like youves,
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 2: like wet your hands before you touch them or else
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 2: if you if you like bass, you could take a bass.
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 2: You could smash it against a fucking rock and throw
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 2: it back into the water and it would swim away
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 2: completely fine. Trout, Seriously, I'm from trout. Trout. If you
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 2: if you touch them with dry hands, it removes the
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 2: like the their coating of slime, which is their immune system.
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 2: So if you touch them with dry hands, it they'll
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 2: go back, they'll swim away fine, and then they'll die
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 2: within like the next day, because they'll get a bunch
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 2: of diseases.
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 3: So you might as well eat and kill them.
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 2: If you're not handling them the proper way. Yeah, you
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 2: can't lip trout like you know how when you grab it.
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 2: When you catch a bass, you hold them by the lip.
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 2: I thought you said lick lip like you know how
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 2: when you catch a trout like you know, like Brandon
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 2: always posts those photos and he's holding the trout and
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 2: he's holding it by the lip. If you do that
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 2: to a trout, it'll their jaw just We'll just.
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 3: Trout for no reason.
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 2: No, Brandon doesn't catch trout to catch bass. If you
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 2: catch trout when in the water is above sixty eight degrees,
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 2: they're very stressed. And then when you catch them, it
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 2: stresses them out even more, and then you release them
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 2: when they die, like immediately, fuck are these woke ass
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 2: trout right now? It sucks this trophy generation of trout. Dude,
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 2: you can't catch a stressed trout exactly. So I was
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 2: gonna go, and then I called my friend Bow and
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 2: I was like, is that bad to go if it's
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 2: that hot? And he was like if you know about it,
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 2: Like He's like, if you didn't know and you went,
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 2: it wouldn't be a big deal because it's like you didn't.
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 3: Know, so you had to pretend you didn't know.
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 2: No, So I knew, and then I was like all right.
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 2: And then I was like, well, I guess i'll cancel
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 2: this car. Couldn't get any money back. And then I
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 2: was like, well, maybe i'll move it tomorrow and see
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 2: if I can find like a spot further away that
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 2: like in the Catskills or something that the water is
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 2: still cold. And then it was going to be three
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 2: hundred extra dollars to move it a day, so.
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 3: You just got the car to joy ride around.
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 2: So I got the car and I went to like
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 2: an hour away, like upstate, and I went fishing in
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 2: a lake. You were in Westchester, bro, pretty much. And
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 2: I caught bluegill, which are sunfish, and they are like
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 2: this big. Really, it's just like I woke up at
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 2: five am to go catch fucking three inch fish? Well
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 2: did it?
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 3: Did it satisfy like the animalistic instinct?
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 2: Then you caught and provided not even a little bit.
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 2: It was fun catching those, but it was like, I can't.
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 2: I wanted to catch bass and then the bass were
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 2: nowhere to be found.
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 3: Would you ever go spearfishing?
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah? Definitely.
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 3: That would be so fun.
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 2: It would be super sick.
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 3: Just underwater tracking a fish.
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah, fucking that would be awesome.
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 3: That would feel so fun.
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 1: So it's not just the uh, it's not just dropping
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 1: line and pulling something up that you like. You like
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 1: the hunt of fish.
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 2: No, I would rather go like fly fishing, but I
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 2: would go spearfishing. Bro.
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 3: Did you see that video that either Barsceol Outdoors or
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 3: Sydney Wells put out this weekend of them?
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 1: Basically they all have like what do they have like
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 1: fucking bows or shoot something in the water. It like
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 1: starts circling around their boat.
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 2: Sydney does a lot of bow fishing a fish. Yeah,
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 2: that shit is insane. Yeah, that's like I think that's
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 2: like her thing like she does. Like when we were
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 2: in Virginia the whole time, she was like, I should
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 2: have brought my bow.
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 2: Do they feel do they feel pain that one happened?
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 2: I'm sure they die that one has to feel the most. Yeah, pain.
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 2: I think you have to do it. I think you
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 2: have to keep the fish after you shoot them in
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 2: the head with a bow. I don't think it's like
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 2: a catch it.
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 3: I put it back out there.
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah, when you shoot through its brain, it actually loses
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 1: its nervous system and gets a little bit anxious, so
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 1: you can't.
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 3: Did I was? I saw a video of two kids
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 3: fishing in Central Park.
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's was like not not super.
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 1: Viral, but like there was a big crowd around them
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 1: and a woman was like being like why are you
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 1: doing that?
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 3: Yeah, like some Upper West Side like bitch was just
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 3: just giving them a.
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 1: Hard time, like we do it for the sport, Yeah,
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 1: catching and release, And she's like, well, isn't the fish
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 1: like gonna get hurt. And they're like, well you can,
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 1: Like the fish doesn't have any nerves in it's like
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 1: mouth or whatever. So when we put the hook through
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 1: their mouths, like they're not really feeling anything and we're
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 1: like doing catch and release and she's like, oh okay,
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 1: but it's like, uh, you probably eat fish.
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 3: Like what do you mean does the fish get hurt?
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 3: Like unless this woman is like a staunch vegetarian who
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 3: get like not who gives a fuck, but like you're
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 3: you were killing and eating meat for sustenance.
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 2: Almost definitely, Yeah, you fish really have no nerves in
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 2: their mouth. I don't know.
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 3: Maybe these fucking dickheads were just saying it.
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah, because they react like they definitely do oh when
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 2: you hook them and they start jumping out of the
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 2: water and flailing around. But maybe it's just the pressure
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 2: of the line pulling them in.
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 3: Maybe it's just like getting your hair held and you
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 3: can't move when someone holding on to your hair.
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah you know what I mean.
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah, maybe I don't fucking know. I gotta get out
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 3: and fish some more.
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's very interesting. I'm pretty pumped. I was talking
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 2: to Sydney this morning about we're doing that show next year.
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 3: What are you gonna call it?
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 2: I have no idea. She was thrown out a bunch
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 2: of names. I was like, I don't I'm not a
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 2: name guy. Yeah, I'm not the name man.
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 3: What what were some of the names she was thrown out.
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 3: Maybe we can help find a name for it.
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 2: I don't even remember she had one, And then she
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 2: said she looked it up and there was like eight
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 2: other shows with that name, The bass Master, the Master,
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 2: Bait or it's gonna be pretty sick though. It's gonna
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 2: be able to go fishing like five times next year
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 2: at like cool ass spots.
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 3: Yeah, travel for fishing. Yeah, that'll be so fucking sick.
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 2: You're gonna have to stop doing stand up for fishing. Yeah,
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 2: this is going to ruin the tour.
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 3: If you could go pro on one or the other,
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 3: what would you go pro on? Well? Stand up?
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I guess I don't know. I mean, it's like
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 2: anything else, like a hobby, like like I like fishing.
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 2: I'm sure if fishing became my job, I would be like,
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 2: this sucks another day to fish. Yeah, I gotta go
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 2: fishing again, as fucking blows.
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 1: Just being in like North Alaska, fishing boat. Yeah, just
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 1: like falling freezing, Yeah, just wet for four months and.
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 2: Holding up fish and just throwing them into the boat
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 2: on repeat. Like there's no they don't really fish, like
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 2: like when I think commercial fishermen, they're not fishing like
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 2: for the joy at Like it's not like they're like, oh,
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 2: it'll be really cool to get this one on a
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 2: top waterfly getting out today, nothing like, Yeah, they're throwing
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 2: fucking massive hooks and just ripping a fish into the boat.
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 1: It's not even like hooks, they're like it's nets. Yeah,
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 1: and they're just like yeah, going through and like throwing
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 1: out the fucking dolphins and yeah, fucking sturgeons out. They're
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 1: catching exact like sturgeons would be sick. Sturgeons would be incredible.
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 2: Sturgeons are horrifying.
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah, there's a lot of there's a lot of scary
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 1: shit in the ocean, yeah, much less the ocean itself.
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah, sturgeons fucking they're so bad swordfish. I don't even
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 2: know what I would do if I hooked into one
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 2: of those things. I just cut. Then you go, I'm
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 2: not dealing with that.
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 3: You get the fuck out of here.
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 2: Those videos of people like catching sharks on the on
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 2: the beach and they're like eight hours into this one
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 2: and they're still reeling it in and their friends like
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 2: feeding them water. It's like, dude, that would blow.
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that sounds so shit.
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 2: It sounds awful.
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 3: Reeling up like a two pound fish from forty feet sucks.
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah. I mean for my bitch ass, dude, when we
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 2: went when we fished in Virginia, when they hooked into
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 2: like the big kobe that we caught, they were like,
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 2: You're like, you want to get it, you want to
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 2: get a turn reeling and in. I was like, absolutely not,
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 2: you want to do the heavy list.
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 2: I was like, I didn't catch that fish. I'm not
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 2: fucking reeling it in for thirty minutes just for the joy. Yeah,
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 2: hand them the rod.
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's such little boy activity. Yeah, getting handed a
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 1: rod that somebody else just fucking.
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 2: The hot throat trout that I caught in Wyoming took
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 2: me like five minutes to reel in because it was
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 2: so it fought so hard, and I was even after that,
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 2: I was like my fucking arm was was burning.
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 3: Cutthroat trout is such a sick name. Yeah, those fish
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 3: are cool, so fucking badass.
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah. They fight like hell too. They give you hell.
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 3: Did you win your beat yesterday with the Lebron shit?
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah? Fuck yeah, made thirty dollars. I'm a micro better. Yeah.
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 2: I just put in a bet when we were sitting here,
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 2: I put in or not when we were sitting out
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 2: at our desks, I put in a five dollar bet.
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 2: That's my thing.
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to build back, my build back the bank
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 1: before football comes around.
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 2: That's what I'm doing too. Did you watch like Coming
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 2: Home Weekend or whatever it was called. No, it was
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 2: like welcome back.
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 3: What's that?
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 2: There was like a whole thing this weekend where it
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 2: was like they interview, like they go around with a
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 2: bunch of different teams practices and it's all.
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 1: Live on NFL Network. Yeah no, but I've been following everything.
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 1: I did a fantasy draft yesterday just to keep fresh.
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 2: When when when is the actual draft? It's not till
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 2: like right before the season starts.
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 3: I mean it's whenever Jef d Low wants.
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 2: You got to hit up. You gotta hit up Jeff.
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 2: Season starts Thursday. I know what should we do?
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 3: Popcorn and beer Bears?
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 2: Texans? Do you think any do you think any of
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 2: those guys will play? Like, do you think uh Caleb
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 2: Willimans will play? Maybe?
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 3: I mean, if he's a rookie, he wants to get
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 3: his first taste of NFL action.
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 2: I hope he does.
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 1: Roma Doon Day Stroud won't play. Stroud won't play, Biggs
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 1: won't play, Diggs won't play.
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 2: Maybe Dell could pay, Charltz could play.
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 6: No.
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 3: No Shelton playing Charlton playing us made a class I got.
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 3: I picked up three rookies in the fantasy draft. Yeah,
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 3: Molik Neighbors maybe overdrafted for him. I think he's going
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 3: to be sick on the Giants. I got Lad McConkie.
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 2: He's gonna stick his thinking that the Giants are going
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 2: to be good.
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 1: I don't think the Giants are gonna be good. I
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 1: think that he's their only good player. So he's gonna
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 1: get volume, target share. That's what I'm talking about. And
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 1: Lad McConkie gonna be the number one receiver for the
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 1: Chargers because they got rid of all their receivers picked
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 1: him up late and then Brock Bowers on the tight end.
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 3: From the Raiders. You like any of those non I
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 3: don't fuck.
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 2: And I know you know football, I know ball, but
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 2: I don't think like the Raiders are going to be awful,
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 2: the Giants are going to be awful. You want winning
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 2: teams on your fantasy team. I thought, I just want
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 2: I want the best option on the team. Who are
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 2: you going for defense?
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 3: It was my last round pick. What did you get,
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 3: like fucking that Dolphins or some shit new decoordinator from
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 3: uh the Ravens.
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 2: I saw that. I'm going Patriots. Patriots have a super
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 2: Bowl defense. You might not be able to get.
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 3: Them, though, Bro, Why because they're gonna get picked so high.
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 2: No one's picking the Patriots defense.
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 3: They'll probably be like a first round pick.
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 2: No, not no shot, or like first.
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 3: Three rounds, not even close big time.
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 2: It'll be like seventeenth round when you're just on auto draft.
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 3: I got I had second overall pick. Who would you
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 3: take second overall?
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 2: Well, depends on who's available. Everybody except Risian McCaffrey, Patrick Mahomes.
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 2: What yeah, I'm playing, I'm playing to win.
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 3: You could get Patrick Mahomes in the third round.
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 2: Who the fuck is taking Patrick Mahomes in the third round?
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 2: How many people are in this draft?
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 3: It was a there's a ten ten ten team league.
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 2: Ten team league, and Patrick Mahomes is available in the
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 2: second round, Dude, most leagues.
• 1:14:20
  Speaker 1: Don't have the precedent, so don't don't have the stress
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 1: on quarterback play like the one we played in with
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 1: Jeff d Low.
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 3: I took Tyreek Hill second overall.
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 2: Who do you take first? No?
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 3: No, Christian McCaffrey was the first pick I had second overall.
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 2: Oh, you took Tyreek? Yeah you hate it. It's just
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 2: Lamb woh ceede lamb over Tyreek. Really, Tyreek's good, but
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 2: I don't know. He's old, he's like thirty.
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 3: Well, I don't like the Cowboys and Cedee Lamb is
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 3: holding out right now.
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 2: First contract Yeah yeah, that teem's a mess. I know
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 2: they still hasn't signed.
• 1:14:57
  Speaker 3: Breaks my fucking heart.
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 2: Bro. Jordan Love signed for a fucking two, one hundred
• 1:15:01
  Speaker 2: and twenty million dollar contract.
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 3: He got money.
• 1:15:05
  Speaker 2: Dude. Robbed the Packers, all right, So other comments, doo.
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 3: Trevor Lawrence robbed the fuck.
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 2: Trevor Lawrence actually robbed the Jags. That's great. Trevor Lawrence
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 2: is not good. Yeah, I mean, Jordan Love makes more
• 1:15:17
  Speaker 2: sense than Trevor Lawrence to me.
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 3: But he was number one overall pick what are you
• 1:15:20
  Speaker 3: gonna do? You think you have your guy?
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 2: I would have given Mac Jones one hundred million before
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 2: I gave Trevor Lawrence fucking two hundred million.
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 1: They had some drill where they were trying to knock
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 1: out the ball and Trevor Lawrence I can't stop fumbling,
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 1: and then they did the drill. He fumbled, and then
• 1:15:33
  Speaker 1: Mac Jones hits the drill, doesn't flip, doesn't fumble. Of
• 1:15:35
  Speaker 1: course Jones legend.
• 1:15:37
  Speaker 2: Mac Jones is gonna start. We got a three.
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 3: We need to have him as third chair. We should
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 3: have whatever Francis is out, we need to have Jones on.
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 2: I'm sure Mac Jones does not get a lot of
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 2: offers for podcasts, and I think we could actually get
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 2: him on. I'll wear my jersey.
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 3: I'm saying third chair though.
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 2: Third Oh, you want to get him all like as
• 1:15:51
  Speaker 2: a member on the ball. I want him on the logo. Yeah,
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 2: you guys could talk wrap Mac Jones. You know he's
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 2: a rapper.
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 3: Of course his name is Mac, Yeah, Mac Miller, Mac Mall.
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 2: Matt, Malcolm Jones, Malcolm Jones, mac x, Catherine Zada, Katherine
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 2: Zada Jones, Sneaks.
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 3: Belie Lasers Hounds for you because I know you love Workaholics.
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 2: Of course, I know you love those Good Brothers over there, classic.
• 1:16:18
  Speaker 3: Those comedically inclined Good Brothers.
• 1:16:21
  Speaker 2: JAW.
• 1:16:21
  Speaker 3: I got some fucking pop punk shows this weekend. Oh really,
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 3: We're at Columbus and then Nashville.
• 1:16:27
  Speaker 2: Columbus. I'm gonna be in Cincinnati.
• 1:16:29
  Speaker 3: Perfect different cities of Ohio, way different cities. They both
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 3: start with the c Holy shit, that'll be cool. There
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 3: might be some tickets left that people want to come
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 3: through to that.
• 1:16:39
  Speaker 2: That's good. I'm gonna be in Cincinnati. There's definitely tickets left.
• 1:16:43
  Speaker 2: That might be absolutely tickets left.
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 1: I think they said for the pop punk shows that
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 1: they're like, they're like the yeah, the All American Rejects
• 1:16:50
  Speaker 1: might come through, so like learn some of their songs
• 1:16:53
  Speaker 1: in case like they want to play with you. It's like, dude,
• 1:16:56
  Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure the All American Rejects aren't gonna play
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 1: with us. I think they said that, uh, All Time
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 1: Low might come through too, so they're like, dude, learn
• 1:17:04
  Speaker 1: Dear Maria so so you can sing with All Time
• 1:17:07
  Speaker 1: Low if the drummer wants to come on stage.
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 2: They might dude, that's like a big, big band thing
• 1:17:12
  Speaker 2: to do. Yeah, but I'm out on stage for the
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 2: lower band and be like, look how much they like
• 1:17:16
  Speaker 2: Look how they like us way more than you guys.
• 1:17:18
  Speaker 3: Yeah, look they're going crazy.
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 2: Hear that pop that we just got. It's like when
• 1:17:21
  Speaker 2: Shane Gillis and it was like, look how much bigger
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 2: of a pop your opener got than you did. It
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 2: was like Shane went up destroyed, Like I was like,
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 2: you're not gonna do like the good stuff right, and
• 1:17:34
  Speaker 2: he went up. He just did all of his bet
• 1:17:36
  Speaker 2: He did, like his best jokes from his special before
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 2: it came out, before it came out, He did his bet.
• 1:17:42
  Speaker 2: He did the he did the the Danny the the
• 1:17:47
  Speaker 2: down Syndrome, real cheese bit, the Navy seal bit, and
• 1:17:51
  Speaker 2: the George Washington bit.
• 1:17:52
  Speaker 3: Why the fuck it I thought he was.
• 1:17:54
  Speaker 2: I thought he was hopping on your showl to try
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 2: shit out. It was like three of like the best
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 2: bits of all time. I thought I was coming to
• 1:18:00
  Speaker 2: try shit out.
• 1:18:01
  Speaker 3: He just wanted to get like an ego boost.
• 1:18:03
  Speaker 2: I don't know. He just wanted to be in front
• 1:18:06
  Speaker 2: of his.
• 1:18:06
  Speaker 1: Home crowd and do his best material. While it was
• 1:18:08
  Speaker 1: its freshest, it was fucking crazy. Right before he was
• 1:18:11
  Speaker 1: about to come out, just so they would love the
• 1:18:13
  Speaker 1: shit out of him.
• 1:18:14
  Speaker 2: I was like, I don't know how much of a
• 1:18:15
  Speaker 2: crossover there is between fans and his fans. And then
• 1:18:17
  Speaker 2: he brought him up out and it was like oh,
• 1:18:21
  Speaker 2: And I thought people like kind of knew that he
• 1:18:23
  Speaker 2: was going to be there, and they did. They probably
• 1:18:26
  Speaker 2: thought it was going to be like me, yeah, yeah,
• 1:18:28
  Speaker 2: that's I guess it's all right. That was so crazy.
• 1:18:31
  Speaker 2: And then I remember I went out on the first
• 1:18:33
  Speaker 2: one and I was like, I made a joke. I
• 1:18:35
  Speaker 2: was like, it's pretty hard to follow that, and it
• 1:18:36
  Speaker 2: got like a big pop. And then I got off
• 1:18:38
  Speaker 2: stage and Chane was like, don't say that. He's like,
• 1:18:40
  Speaker 2: don't even acknowledge it. And then I went out and
• 1:18:42
  Speaker 2: just bombed the next show, so I didn't acknowledge it.
• 1:18:48
  Speaker 2: He got your ass, good classic bro, Better times man
• 1:18:51
  Speaker 2: missed those days.
• 1:18:52
  Speaker 3: That's how it's going to be this weekend when.
• 1:18:54
  Speaker 2: I was back, when I was popping, I got your
• 1:18:56
  Speaker 2: picture with you, Marie oh Man. I got hit this
• 1:19:05
  Speaker 2: weekend at the stand. I got hit with the older comic.
• 1:19:07
  Speaker 2: I might have told you this happened the same dude,
• 1:19:09
  Speaker 2: same thing. How long have you been doing comedy? Teld him.
• 1:19:12
  Speaker 2: He was don get why don't you go get me
• 1:19:14
  Speaker 2: a cup of coffee? And then Derek Dresher was like,
• 1:19:19
  Speaker 2: you need to lie. He's like, why are you saying
• 1:19:22
  Speaker 2: that you've only I was like, oh, four years, which
• 1:19:24
  Speaker 2: I don't think is even true, and it's been like
• 1:19:26
  Speaker 2: three years, and he was like, you got to be saying, like,
• 1:19:28
  Speaker 2: say ten years. I was like, dude, I'm twenty three.
• 1:19:31
  Speaker 2: It's like at a certain point, it's not gonna add
• 1:19:33
  Speaker 2: up if I'm like, oh, yeah, fifteen actually just moved
• 1:19:36
  Speaker 2: here from LA.
• 1:19:37
  Speaker 3: And he's gonna be like, where'd you do your basic training?
• 1:19:44
  Speaker 2: Upstairs? Room, belly room.
• 1:19:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they're gonna get to the bottom of it. Who
• 1:19:49
  Speaker 3: was it? Oh, I refuse to say, Josh Adam Myers.
• 1:19:53
  Speaker 2: No, all right, Well it's pretty solid. Sod end in
• 1:19:58
  Speaker 2: the pot early. I don't think so. I think we're like, yeah,
• 1:20:01
  Speaker 2: let me yes, hour fifteen, Yeah, mental clock, mental clock.
• 1:20:07
  Speaker 2: Bro damn well.
• 1:20:08
  Speaker 3: I wanted to keep going, but I guess we can
• 1:20:10
  Speaker 3: end it.
• 1:20:11
  Speaker 2: You're talking about bringing in fucking clocks like alarms to
• 1:20:14
  Speaker 2: set it off when we're done, so I couldn't die
• 1:20:16
  Speaker 2: like me.
• 1:20:17
  Speaker 1: I just know, Yeah, because you want to end it early.
• 1:20:19
  Speaker 1: You want to get out of here as soon as possible.
• 1:20:20
  Speaker 2: Hour fifteen. That's like you. I think they pay you
• 1:20:23
  Speaker 2: like thirty thousand dollars every minute we go over. Why
• 1:20:27
  Speaker 2: would they do that, bro? It's like when you do
• 1:20:29
  Speaker 2: MSG and you have to pay like a million dollars
• 1:20:31
  Speaker 2: every minute after curfew? Yeah, that's for you.
• 1:20:34
  Speaker 3: I got a curfew.
• 1:20:35
  Speaker 2: You have that same contract.
• 1:20:36
  Speaker 1: I got a hard hour curfew. Just kidding, bro, don't
• 1:20:40
  Speaker 1: even fucking joke about that. What kind of man self deprecates?
• 1:20:43
  Speaker 2: Anyways?
• 1:20:44
  Speaker 3: That's what Orson well said about Uh, Woody Allen?
• 1:20:47
  Speaker 2: Really did you see that?
• 1:20:49
  Speaker 1: He's like, what type of man will be self deprecating
• 1:20:52
  Speaker 1: in his humor? Maybe love Orson Wells because I am
• 1:20:55
  Speaker 1: not a Woody Allen fan. Why I just hate his
• 1:20:58
  Speaker 1: style of humor? Well that was like the secondary reason.
• 1:21:02
  Speaker 2: But I just I'm telling you, dude, like whin, it's
• 1:21:04
  Speaker 2: bigger than we think.
• 1:21:05
  Speaker 3: Style of humor like well, blink blink, Like I can't
• 1:21:08
  Speaker 3: believe everything's going wrong for me.
• 1:21:10
  Speaker 2: I've never watched Allen anything.
• 1:21:14
  Speaker 3: I like got tricked into watching Midnight in Paris because I.
• 1:21:17
  Speaker 2: Like Midnight Paris. I meant, like his standard that sucks
• 1:21:20
  Speaker 2: because what Allen used to stand up?
• 1:21:22
  Speaker 3: Right? Probably I think he did. He's probably like don't
• 1:21:26
  Speaker 3: you hate when the ingredients fall out of your sandwich?
• 1:21:32
  Speaker 2: Wow?
• 1:21:36
  Speaker 3: My pickle was small today, Like, oh wow, I can't
• 1:21:40
  Speaker 3: believe that happened to.
• 1:21:41
  Speaker 2: Midnight in Paris was a good movie. It was kind
• 1:21:43
  Speaker 2: of bizarre, though.
• 1:21:44
  Speaker 1: And then Woody Allen just like writes like he'll just
• 1:21:47
  Speaker 1: like be like standing in line for the d m
• 1:21:49
  Speaker 1: V and like the hottest girl ever will come up
• 1:21:52
  Speaker 1: to him.
• 1:21:53
  Speaker 2: His nephew. There's niece. Isn't he like dating like his
• 1:21:58
  Speaker 2: like step daughter or something? His daughter? His daughter?
• 1:22:01
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 1:22:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, classic Woody.
• 1:22:03
  Speaker 3: He adopted his daughter and then started dating her.
• 1:22:06
  Speaker 2: Power move power, such a power play, such a the pedophiles.
• 1:22:13
  Speaker 2: It's bigger.
• 1:22:14
  Speaker 3: Makes you want to go to an adoption agency right now,
• 1:22:16
  Speaker 3: it's bigger than we think, big time. All right, dating
• 1:22:20
  Speaker 3: my Asian daughter.
• 1:22:23
  Speaker 2: All Right. I'm gonna be in Cincinnati this weekend at
• 1:22:25
  Speaker 2: Go Bananas. I think I think that's the name of
• 1:22:28
  Speaker 2: the club, Go Bananas. Tickets at the Little fast Watch
• 1:22:30
  Speaker 2: website dot com. Please come and see me. We will
• 1:22:34
  Speaker 2: see you. Got go see your own at punk. Yes,
• 1:22:38
  Speaker 2: go see Run at the Punk, Columbus Punk, at PA Punk.
• 1:22:43
  Speaker 3: And come to Nashville people. Yeah, you were following us
• 1:22:46
  Speaker 3: all over the country like groupies.
• 1:22:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah, punk heads poppers so they call your fans pop poppers.
• 1:22:55
  Speaker 1: Now we take poppers before the show just to get
• 1:22:57
  Speaker 1: our assholes loose, nice, just so we can ship on
• 1:22:59
  Speaker 1: these bitches.
• 1:23:00
  Speaker 2: All right, We'll see you guys on Thursday. Goodbye,