Latest / Son of a Boy Dad / STEAK NIGHT SPECIAL | Boy Dad #362 ft. WAR MODE, Dustin & Tommy
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- 0:00Speaker 1: A Son of a Boy Dad listeners. You can find
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- 0:11Speaker 2: Cracker Barrel is home to all the more country anytime
- 0:14Speaker 2: that means buttermilk pancakes whenever you want them, homemade classics
- 0:18Speaker 2: like chicken and dumplins, and a country store full of
- 0:21Speaker 2: fun fines. Swing by and visit Cracker Barrel.
- 0:23Speaker 3: Today so you'll know that we're big fans of Cracker Barrel.
- 0:30Speaker 3: In this holiday season, I will be sat at their
- 0:32Speaker 3: table with a big plate of country fried turkey and Brandon.
- 0:35Speaker 4: I'll be right there with you, and I'll check it
- 0:36Speaker 4: off my Christmas list in the country store.
- 0:38Speaker 5: While I'm at it.
- 0:39Speaker 2: We'll make a nice holiday tradition.
- 0:40Speaker 6: Oh that's so cute of you.
- 0:42Speaker 7: Enjoy all the more holiday traditions only at Cracker Barrel.
- 0:46Speaker 8: Hello and welcome to the inaugural Steak Night. What a
- 0:50Speaker 8: year it's been.
- 0:51Speaker 1: I'm joined by our co hosts, Francis and SaaS, and
- 0:55Speaker 1: each of us has brought guests today, and as we
- 1:00Speaker 1: always do with Steake Night, everyone will be telling a toast,
- 1:06Speaker 1: a tail, a joke, and a riddle.
- 1:10Speaker 8: Have you boys prepared.
- 1:11Speaker 9: I've got a riddle, but I don't have a tail
- 1:14Speaker 9: or a joke. I can I've got some goes.
- 1:16Speaker 8: You're a comedian.
- 1:17Speaker 9: I can write some stuff down.
- 1:19Speaker 8: And what about, Uh, you have no riddle? I have
- 1:22Speaker 8: a riddle. You have no joke.
- 1:24Speaker 5: I have no I have.
- 1:24Speaker 9: I have jokes and riddles, no tails?
- 1:27Speaker 8: What about a toast?
- 1:29Speaker 9: Of course?
- 1:32Speaker 8: How about you? I think I'm gonna be in good
- 1:34Speaker 8: shake here. Yeah, you're fine. Plus you hand tied, you
- 1:37Speaker 8: know you handtie your bow tie.
- 1:40Speaker 10: I have a quiver of arrows in which sets anything
- 1:42Speaker 10: I need at my disposal.
- 1:44Speaker 1: You also beat the ship out of a home today.
- 1:47Speaker 8: I didn't touch that guy.
- 1:49Speaker 10: A bad man hit an old man and we restrained him.
- 1:53Speaker 10: Who's we me and this really bulky black guy.
- 1:56Speaker 8: He was jack bulky black eynders, really so nice.
- 2:01Speaker 10: I felt like we were doing our part against racism.
- 2:04Speaker 1: Yeah, together, your hands fucking clasped in.
- 2:07Speaker 8: Uh.
- 2:08Speaker 1: And but you couldn't you couldn't restrain the guys on
- 2:10Speaker 1: the cops game.
- 2:11Speaker 10: Well, what happened was that the old man, we were like, sir, wait,
- 2:18Speaker 10: they're coming, and he was like, I don't care, and
- 2:21Speaker 10: he just waved at us and was like bye, and
- 2:24Speaker 10: then we're like all right, well, then we're just holding
- 2:25Speaker 10: onto a guy against whom the victim will not press charges,
- 2:30Speaker 10: nor is he even here, so why did we care?
- 2:34Speaker 9: So did you guys just slow release?
- 2:36Speaker 8: We let him go because the guy was like, why
- 2:37Speaker 8: are you holding onto me? Why are you holding on
- 2:39Speaker 8: to me?
- 2:39Speaker 9: We're like, all right, you made sure he went upstream.
- 2:42Speaker 9: It's better for the gills.
- 2:44Speaker 8: Did he know that he shoved the guy?
- 2:47Speaker 10: We got our hands wet before we held on, I'll
- 2:49Speaker 10: tell you that much.
- 2:52Speaker 8: Yeah.
- 2:52Speaker 10: Well, And the weird part was that the bad guy
- 2:54Speaker 10: was also a fan of me. So why was it
- 2:57Speaker 10: a weird spot where he was like I love your Instagram.
- 2:59Speaker 10: I was like, I hate you and everything you stand for.
- 3:02Speaker 10: Don't try to be my friend.
- 3:03Speaker 8: So he wasn't Romanian or anything because he looks Roman.
- 3:06Speaker 8: He was white American.
- 3:07Speaker 1: That's such a shame. But what else would you expect.
- 3:11Speaker 1: We all have guests today, should we send in the guests?
- 3:14Speaker 8: Yes, I guess.
- 3:19Speaker 6: Oh look good to see you right here please of course?
- 3:28Speaker 5: Wow, well done.
- 3:36Speaker 8: Oh I know you're right here, brother.
- 3:39Speaker 5: Of course we need you right in the middle.
- 3:41Speaker 1: Gentlemen, gentlemen, so uh my two guests from the esteemed
- 3:45Speaker 1: warm Out podcast, Uh billion Spud recently engaged, recently a father.
- 3:52Speaker 8: How amazing is that? Recently a father two months old?
- 3:57Speaker 8: How's it been? Oh, it's been great.
- 4:00Speaker 6: It's cool.
- 4:00Speaker 11: Yeah, it's just starting to smile and just starting to
- 4:02Speaker 11: move around. I'm tired.
- 4:04Speaker 8: Cool. And you say you're you're eloping right, Yeah?
- 4:06Speaker 12: Yeah, yeah, I don't think I touched the ground since
- 4:09Speaker 12: I got engaged.
- 4:10Speaker 5: It's floating. Yeah, it's truly gone.
- 4:13Speaker 1: And that was playing to right plan, playing engagement. It's
- 4:17Speaker 1: so happy to have you guys. Yeah, you guys know
- 4:19Speaker 1: Billy spot. But what an absolute pleasure.
- 4:21Speaker 6: First time, I mean Tommy Greg guy tom hitting it off.
- 4:25Speaker 8: But you and Dustin go way back right also first time?
- 4:28Speaker 8: I mean yeah, six years married.
- 4:33Speaker 5: I've been avoiding kids.
- 4:34Speaker 8: Yeah, god damn.
- 4:36Speaker 10: This is my friend Dustin. Uh he's a man with
- 4:40Speaker 10: whom I golf frequently. He's very funny. He's from Asia,
- 4:44Speaker 10: the continent, although I don't know you're not from there.
- 4:48Speaker 10: You're from Canada, d is.
- 4:57Speaker 6: Yeah, he does that.
- 4:58Speaker 8: I get to respond and and which makes me feel good.
- 5:01Speaker 8: Give us one uh her miss miss.
- 5:05Speaker 5: We have a lot of fun.
- 5:10Speaker 8: Yeah, us is incredible at it. Yeah.
- 5:13Speaker 4: We we do it a lot at the golf course
- 5:15Speaker 4: and sometimes people just like what are you doing?
- 5:21Speaker 8: Yeah, because we shouted from across like the driving.
- 5:25Speaker 6: You forgot your.
- 5:30Speaker 8: That's really fucked up.
- 5:32Speaker 1: The Chinese will not extra diet one of their own all.
- 5:38Speaker 12: I've never seen Batman, doctor Strange.
- 5:41Speaker 8: That.
- 5:43Speaker 7: Doctor stream, and I got Tommy Tommy smokes from from work.
- 5:51Speaker 6: Yeah.
- 5:52Speaker 13: I didn't know what this was when Sass asked me
- 5:54Speaker 13: to do it. I just said, sure, now that I
- 5:56Speaker 13: see what this is, you should feel pathetic.
- 5:57Speaker 5: Do you want nobody else in your life?
- 6:01Speaker 6: I thought he was.
- 6:02Speaker 14: I was like, dude, I know this guy, but he's famous.
- 6:04Speaker 5: Yeah, I work with that.
- 6:06Speaker 9: I wanted to my famous boy.
- 6:07Speaker 8: He's not famous circle.
- 6:09Speaker 5: Yeah, he's from work. Yeah, thanks for having me him.
- 6:13Speaker 8: Of course. How many other people did you ask?
- 6:15Speaker 9: Or is it just like gotta get to you don't
- 6:17Speaker 9: got to.
- 6:17Speaker 8: Worry about that, Tommy.
- 6:19Speaker 14: Thank you got so many for you guys as well.
- 6:22Speaker 8: Oh fantastic.
- 6:24Speaker 2: Oh uh uh.
- 6:26Speaker 8: You have to introduce yourself.
- 6:27Speaker 6: He's a letter.
- 6:27Speaker 8: Know who you are, will be your service.
- 6:30Speaker 1: Yeah, beautiful locks on men.
- 6:35Speaker 6: Thank you very much. You look like a young simply read.
- 6:38Speaker 10: Before actually for you, are you aspiring model or act
- 6:43Speaker 10: or anything like that?
- 6:44Speaker 8: Actor?
- 6:45Speaker 5: Musician?
- 6:45Speaker 8: Yeah?
- 6:46Speaker 6: Yeah, people one of the guitar. What's what? What's your weapon? Choice?
- 6:55Speaker 5: Guitar?
- 6:56Speaker 6: I love.
- 6:58Speaker 1: Anybody need a drink right now, I'll do another old
- 7:00Speaker 1: fashioned police absolutely.
- 7:04Speaker 14: Well, calling is simply read obviously.
- 7:06Speaker 8: I'll have aye, Manhattan, Thank you very nice. What's up?
- 7:19Speaker 8: He said that his water shut off in his building,
- 7:21Speaker 8: so he had the well, the.
- 7:23Speaker 1: Water, the hot water, hot water, cold shower now, but
- 7:26Speaker 1: it won't get it won't give the volume.
- 7:29Speaker 8: That's crazy.
- 7:32Speaker 9: It's freezing, man.
- 7:34Speaker 10: I'm sure are you going to have to leave it?
- 7:37Speaker 10: Like four not on to hand out the evening edition.
- 7:50Speaker 1: Francis is the only one that actually wore the tucks
- 7:52Speaker 1: I wanted. My original idea for this was that everybody's
- 7:55Speaker 1: rocking tucks and then Francis that's why he has the
- 7:58Speaker 1: middle Dustin is in the tun have to both times.
- 8:01Speaker 4: So Francis told me nothing except to wear tucks. So
- 8:04Speaker 4: I called my best friend who lives on the Upper
- 8:06Speaker 4: West Side. Yeah, I'm wearing his wedding tucks.
- 8:09Speaker 8: And it took me.
- 8:11Speaker 4: It would have taken me twenty minutes to get here
- 8:12Speaker 4: from Jersey City. Yeah, it took me an hour and
- 8:14Speaker 4: twenty minutes to get to the.
- 8:15Speaker 8: Upper West Side. His tucks that doesn't fit me, and
- 8:19Speaker 8: that's okay.
- 8:20Speaker 4: There I am the other.
- 8:21Speaker 13: Hand, text me about an hour ago, I think you're
- 8:24Speaker 13: supposed to dress nice, maybe a button down.
- 8:28Speaker 1: I said, I could bring him something to very And
- 8:31Speaker 1: then Tommy, this was all supposed to be a surprise.
- 8:33Speaker 1: And then Tommy just came up to me in the
- 8:34Speaker 1: office today. It was like, I'm coming to your thing.
- 8:37Speaker 13: Tell me it was a surprise. He said, do you
- 8:39Speaker 13: want to come to room steak thing tomorrow? And I
- 8:41Speaker 13: said sure?
- 8:42Speaker 8: What didn't where?
- 8:42Speaker 5: He said, let me ask for room.
- 8:45Speaker 6: No plan, no playing.
- 8:46Speaker 8: That's crazy, I asked your brothers Oh we yeah. I
- 8:51Speaker 8: got Game Brain a clean week ago.
- 8:54Speaker 6: Wait what was that about?
- 8:55Speaker 8: A clean week ago?
- 8:56Speaker 1: And they're just down for whatever came up from Philly,
- 8:59Speaker 1: came up from from Hong Kong. Actually I got this
- 9:07Speaker 1: suit from Sheen, so it's probably it probably came about
- 9:10Speaker 1: the same disk.
- 9:11Speaker 5: Just about Sine last night.
- 9:12Speaker 8: You just learned about she It's incredible. What did you learn?
- 9:16Speaker 4: I was looking at a golf apparel company and apparently
- 9:19Speaker 4: they're selling stuff machine.
- 9:21Speaker 8: But other than that, I have no idea this. I
- 9:23Speaker 8: bought a tuxedo from Sheen. It was forty dollars. Wow,
- 9:28Speaker 8: Halloween costume. It was so slippery it might fall off.
- 9:33Speaker 8: It might just slip off my shoulders through.
- 9:35Speaker 9: It's like you get that in like the James Bond
- 9:37Speaker 9: bag at Halloween party.
- 9:41Speaker 1: It was so wrinkled. But uh, forty bucks, you really
- 9:44Speaker 1: can't beat it. Where do you have your touch show?
- 9:47Speaker 10: This is from suit Supply, Yeah, sort of the Warby
- 9:51Speaker 10: Parker of formal wear high end.
- 9:54Speaker 8: No.
- 9:55Speaker 5: I mean it's fit fitted.
- 9:56Speaker 10: Medium and I would call it right suit Supply. This
- 10:00Speaker 10: was the whole pants and jacket was like four hundred
- 10:02Speaker 10: and fifty bucks.
- 10:03Speaker 8: Five hundred bucks.
- 10:03Speaker 12: They say, a good shoot, a good suit has always
- 10:06Speaker 12: went with an ounce of gold. The price has always
- 10:08Speaker 12: been the same.
- 10:09Speaker 8: Is that right?
- 10:10Speaker 6: Wow, it's just the Roman.
- 10:11Speaker 5: Yeah, it's fair enough. So what's the what's an ounce
- 10:15Speaker 5: of gold right now?
- 10:17Speaker 6: Three hundred yeah something?
- 10:18Speaker 8: It's high, right, it's super high.
- 10:20Speaker 5: Also very high.
- 10:21Speaker 12: I'm slagging, but couldn't go up plat He's usually more
- 10:26Speaker 12: expensive gold.
- 10:27Speaker 8: Are you invested in? Uh? In? How much do you
- 10:30Speaker 8: have in gold?
- 10:30Speaker 12: Right now he wears it wear Yeah, I have it, well,
- 10:34Speaker 12: I have some I'm switching some stuff out right now.
- 10:36Speaker 8: But you know, I see a little bit of it
- 10:38Speaker 8: in the glasses. Honestly.
- 10:39Speaker 12: Yeah, that's just stuck in there. It's not I'm not
- 10:41Speaker 12: liquid with that. I literally wouldn't be she brool.
- 10:48Speaker 6: You got to invest in your eyes. I have bad eyes.
- 10:50Speaker 6: You know you have twenty twenty.
- 10:51Speaker 10: I did, well, I have I have twenty fifteen to
- 10:54Speaker 10: one and twenty twenty five in the.
- 10:55Speaker 9: Other weird thing and it's like a pilot twenty twenty
- 10:58Speaker 9: over here. Real, yeah, I work contacts lest.
- 11:04Speaker 5: Its five points to what are you working with?
- 11:08Speaker 4: Sliver of an eye? Have you ever seen there's like
- 11:18Speaker 4: an Instagram reel where a guy films what it's like
- 11:22Speaker 4: looking out of in Asian's eyes.
- 11:23Speaker 6: It's just like a little blind.
- 11:27Speaker 1: Oh my god, I did I didn't realize there is
- 11:30Speaker 1: a it's a higher Asian population per capita at we'll cut.
- 11:34Speaker 10: That filmed up there is he talking about the North
- 11:39Speaker 10: Korean population?
- 11:41Speaker 8: Where I am from.
- 11:42Speaker 10: Dustin and I crashed the wedding and up in upstate
- 11:45Speaker 10: New York together and it was like a white supremacy.
- 11:48Speaker 8: Wedding and he boys weren't there.
- 11:57Speaker 10: Dustin's a troll and he we When we got into
- 12:01Speaker 10: the wedding, he was already quite drunk and we stumbled.
- 12:05Speaker 8: Down a hill.
- 12:05Speaker 10: I'm not making any of this up. We stumbled down
- 12:07Speaker 10: a hill into the wedding. There was an outdoor pavilion
- 12:11Speaker 10: and we got right to the bar where I mean.
- 12:14Speaker 10: The dress code for the wedding was like t shirts
- 12:17Speaker 10: and jeans and like biker vests. And the woman was like,
- 12:22Speaker 10: where are you from?
- 12:24Speaker 8: To him?
- 12:24Speaker 10: And he goes Korea and she goes she goes North
- 12:28Speaker 10: or South and she goes He goes north, and she
- 12:32Speaker 10: goes which.
- 12:32Speaker 8: One's the bad one? And he was like South.
- 12:36Speaker 10: So he knew to like somehow be an ally, but
- 12:39Speaker 10: also gave them the wrong one. And we were there
- 12:42Speaker 10: for about an hour until they started getting aggressive and
- 12:46Speaker 10: then we left.
- 12:47Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a smart move to get the fuck out
- 12:49Speaker 1: of These are double wings, Buffalo.
- 12:58Speaker 8: I didn't even know it was wing night. Honestly, I'm
- 13:00Speaker 8: I'm kind of sure.
- 13:01Speaker 14: Have you guys ever been a wing stop?
- 13:03Speaker 8: Yes? I order wingstop like once every two weeks.
- 13:06Speaker 12: Wraps also wraps Spade was asked me if it was
- 13:10Speaker 12: also wrap said.
- 13:12Speaker 6: He asked me if it was a black establishment. I said, yes,
- 13:14Speaker 6: it's predominantly.
- 13:15Speaker 8: Black wingstop big time, I was Stop. He just starts
- 13:21Speaker 8: laughing at Yeah, you know what sneakly Also is.
- 13:24Speaker 12: Uh international house pancakes.
- 13:27Speaker 1: Yeah, International's but it's and what are we what are
- 13:31Speaker 1: we working with here? A little bacon new bacon, green
- 13:36Speaker 1: stuff on the side, a thick cut, absolutely beautiful?
- 13:41Speaker 8: Thank you?
- 13:42Speaker 1: Yeah, the the I I Hop is a I hop
- 13:47Speaker 1: is what waffle House kind of thinks it is.
- 13:51Speaker 8: You know what I mean.
- 13:52Speaker 6: I've been a long time.
- 13:54Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I mean it's the one, but it is.
- 13:57Speaker 8: It's it's more.
- 13:58Speaker 5: It's about thirteen days ago. I love French.
- 14:03Speaker 9: Thirteen days ago because my guest has something to say.
- 14:07Speaker 13: I was at a lot of days ago in Orlando, Florida.
- 14:12Speaker 8: How was it? What are you doing down in?
- 14:15Speaker 5: I went to Universal Studios with my family. Really yeah, Well,
- 14:20Speaker 5: how are your kids?
- 14:21Speaker 6: What?
- 14:21Speaker 8: How are your kids? I don't have any kids.
- 14:26Speaker 5: Who are my cousins?
- 14:28Speaker 9: How old are your cousins?
- 14:29Speaker 5: Seven and nine and so appropriate age for Universal?
- 14:33Speaker 8: Yeah? Why did you feel the need to go with them?
- 14:36Speaker 13: I was in Florida for Thanksgiving and so actually really
- 14:39Speaker 13: fucking funny story. My cousin's husband, his grandparents said, Oh,
- 14:44Speaker 13: I got this.
- 14:44Speaker 8: Time share in Orlando, family, why don't you come? Why
- 14:47Speaker 8: don't you come?
- 14:48Speaker 13: Freaking Gabby forgets that I'm going to be down there,
- 14:51Speaker 13: and she's like, oh my god, we wanted to spend
- 14:52Speaker 13: time with you. Why don't you just come with us
- 14:54Speaker 13: to the time share for the weekend.
- 14:55Speaker 8: So I went with them. That is hilarious.
- 15:00Speaker 6: A I'm good.
- 15:04Speaker 8: In the worst part of Universal I like the ride.
- 15:08Speaker 13: I'm a sucker for the ride. When they say your name,
- 15:11Speaker 13: I said my name was Wally. Gotta laugh out of
- 15:13Speaker 13: the kids know my name is Thomas.
- 15:17Speaker 5: And the worse the lines. You can't get the fast pass. No,
- 15:21Speaker 5: we didn't get the fast path.
- 15:22Speaker 13: It's like two hundred and forty dollars.
- 15:25Speaker 8: Really not even for.
- 15:27Speaker 1: The fast We were talking about this on Son of
- 15:29Speaker 1: a Boy Dad that that kids in Orlando who are
- 15:33Speaker 1: special needs used to be able to get to the
- 15:36Speaker 1: front of the line automatically in Disney World, but then
- 15:40Speaker 1: their families started renting them out to people who are
- 15:42Speaker 1: coming to the to the park.
- 15:44Speaker 8: So that's no longer a thing because you can't prove.
- 15:47Speaker 1: Who's uh but yeah, who's special or who deserves the
- 15:51Speaker 1: fast past.
- 15:52Speaker 14: It's expensive to have a kid like that, you.
- 15:54Speaker 8: Know, Yeah, it is what's been to get by. You
- 16:00Speaker 8: know as a parent, you do it every weekend exactly. Well,
- 16:04Speaker 8: that's win win win. It's win for the family because
- 16:06Speaker 8: they're making some money. It's when for the people.
- 16:10Speaker 1: Yeah, the Epcot, it's nice, it's really nice.
- 16:19Speaker 12: There was a very high poppy rate for homelessness and
- 16:22Speaker 12: children in Orlando when I was I think twenty eleven,
- 16:26Speaker 12: I was in high school.
- 16:26Speaker 6: I was told that fact. I don't know if it's.
- 16:28Speaker 1: Changed or not, but downtown Orlando is a It's a
- 16:31Speaker 1: harrowing place.
- 16:32Speaker 8: It's not all disney World.
- 16:33Speaker 1: Do you think of Orlando as a child and you
- 16:35Speaker 1: think it's disney World proper, But it's really it's more
- 16:37Speaker 1: than that. It's worst for like too, Okatoby will get you, dude,
- 16:42Speaker 1: those fucking swamps down there.
- 16:44Speaker 6: What's the deepest part of big A's like the deepest
- 16:47Speaker 6: part like feet you have that.
- 16:51Speaker 8: We looked it up when you.
- 16:54Speaker 6: Went by okaob that's huge ship.
- 16:56Speaker 14: I went down to Florida to get stem cells.
- 17:00Speaker 12: We looked at it like that's a big ass, Like,
- 17:02Speaker 12: how deep is it.
- 17:10Speaker 8: French is going to put in the orders for us?
- 17:12Speaker 8: I think I got a sense of what we're gonna
- 17:13Speaker 8: go with here. Maybe the wings, the slab bacon both
- 17:17Speaker 8: sound good?
- 17:18Speaker 10: Yeah, those do sound pretty good. Can we also do
- 17:22Speaker 10: a lobster mac and cheese as well as some garlic
- 17:28Speaker 10: parmesan mashed potatoes? Let's do two of those? How many
- 17:33Speaker 10: cream spinaches should we do there?
- 17:35Speaker 8: Around? I think, what what do you think? Three?
- 17:37Speaker 6: They're good?
- 17:37Speaker 8: Cream spinach? Good cream spinach?
- 17:39Speaker 10: Okay, yeah that sounds pretty good. And then can I
- 17:46Speaker 10: bother you for a French onion soup?
- 17:49Speaker 8: Wow? Well I'm sick.
- 17:53Speaker 10: Everybody knows French onion soup cures any ailment.
- 17:57Speaker 8: Yeah, cheese is going to make that ailment worse?
- 17:59Speaker 6: Maybe going to scratch the front.
- 18:02Speaker 8: Maybe without the cheese.
- 18:03Speaker 6: You don't have a chicken?
- 18:06Speaker 8: Yeah?
- 18:07Speaker 5: Have I worn it before?
- 18:08Speaker 8: Yeah? What did we look for those? Maybe the poor porterhouse?
- 18:15Speaker 8: I think the porterhouse is the move a couple of porterhouses. Yeah,
- 18:20Speaker 8: I think just porterhouses would cut them up to share.
- 18:24Speaker 8: Yeah that sounds amazing to porterhouses.
- 18:26Speaker 1: Perfect supposed to be eating.
- 18:29Speaker 8: Said, trust me? For no, I think that'll do. Can
- 18:41Speaker 8: I actually thank you?
- 18:44Speaker 6: Gloves are off.
- 18:45Speaker 8: Cheers everybody, actually, before we cheers, why don't we get
- 18:48Speaker 8: to the toasts? We begin with the toast.
- 18:51Speaker 1: Everyone wants to prepare toasted, tail, a riddle and a joke,
- 18:55Speaker 1: and get to the toast.
- 18:57Speaker 5: No thanks, I mean the toaster toast a low.
- 19:01Speaker 8: I mean, toast can be anything. They don't have to
- 19:03Speaker 8: be poetic.
- 19:04Speaker 5: But I'd love to start.
- 19:05Speaker 8: If that's all right with you all.
- 19:06Speaker 1: Please, May our life be like Italian bread, long with
- 19:15Speaker 1: a lot of dough in the middle. May you're only
- 19:17Speaker 1: ups and downs be between the sheets, and we maybe
- 19:20Speaker 1: stay clear of these skeezers, dick teasers and weirdos. Cheers, cheers, cheers, cheers, cheers, gentlemen.
- 19:29Speaker 8: So happy you guys are all out here for the
- 19:32Speaker 8: the inaugural steak night.
- 19:37Speaker 6: That's a good one.
- 19:37Speaker 5: Unbelievable.
- 19:38Speaker 1: That's Jadakiss, Jada Kiss classic.
- 19:41Speaker 8: And I actually was supposed to start with the pause.
- 19:47Speaker 1: There's a lot of dough in the middle. But if
- 19:50Speaker 1: anyone else has a toast, a lot of dough. But
- 19:58Speaker 1: if anyone else has a toast, really, I really would
- 20:00Speaker 1: love to hear it. It doesn't even have to be poet.
- 20:03Speaker 1: It doesn't have to be poetic.
- 20:03Speaker 13: Tommy, first of all, thank you for having us. Of course,
- 20:10Speaker 13: of course, the growth of Son of a Boy Dad
- 20:12Speaker 13: this year has been an honor to watch. Well, the
- 20:14Speaker 13: addition of Francis. I know it wasn't this year, but
- 20:16Speaker 13: it's really taking you guys to a new level sass,
- 20:18Speaker 13: really buying in and then roa jing the glue that
- 20:21Speaker 13: binds it all together. And let's not forget the behind
- 20:23Speaker 13: the scenes, all the work that you guys are paying
- 20:25Speaker 13: the camera.
- 20:25Speaker 8: To show everyone.
- 20:26Speaker 15: Behind the scenes, Yeah, behind the scenes.
- 20:29Speaker 8: You know, twenty twenty six will be bigger.
- 20:32Speaker 6: Here's the glory, here's Todner.
- 20:34Speaker 8: If you can't come, come on.
- 20:36Speaker 6: Come on.
- 20:39Speaker 8: That one. But cheers, I will, I will.
- 20:41Speaker 6: Cheers.
- 20:41Speaker 8: Cheers, Tommy, thank you so much. The client of the
- 20:46Speaker 8: glass is nice.
- 20:47Speaker 1: You could tell you that's a nice glass right there
- 20:49Speaker 1: that you're working with.
- 20:51Speaker 8: What was your order?
- 20:52Speaker 6: You proud of me?
- 20:53Speaker 8: Yeah? I think I did the Manhattan. Oh yeah, that's
- 20:56Speaker 8: a Manhattan.
- 20:57Speaker 6: Yeah that's what Ricky drinks in the sass. I would
- 21:00Speaker 6: throw up for real.
- 21:01Speaker 8: You had one of those.
- 21:03Speaker 5: Take a look a bit.
- 21:04Speaker 14: Hell, My grandma was like ninety seven. She syripped two
- 21:09Speaker 14: of those a day.
- 21:09Speaker 16: We used to watched the Phillies ninety ninety four, ninety three,
- 21:12Speaker 16: ninety four, ninety four.
- 21:17Speaker 6: No, like the years, the year the Phillies.
- 21:20Speaker 5: How did she live?
- 21:20Speaker 6: They're on meth.
- 21:21Speaker 14: She lived to like ninety seven.
- 21:24Speaker 8: Maybe that was the last year. Yeah, that's good.
- 21:28Speaker 14: Though it was she remembered. Everyone's batting average was sucking nuts.
- 21:31Speaker 14: But you surrept two of it. Then my buddy made
- 21:35Speaker 14: when off.
- 21:35Speaker 5: Yeah, you know, she was hammered all day.
- 21:38Speaker 8: Heavy, but that's nice.
- 21:40Speaker 1: I don't think that being hammered precludes you from living
- 21:42Speaker 1: a long life. No, Like my grandma's nursing home also
- 21:45Speaker 1: lived in ninety seven. They're just they push you on
- 21:48Speaker 1: a cart like you're on an airplane with just booze
- 21:50Speaker 1: inside of it.
- 21:51Speaker 5: Yeah, sick.
- 21:52Speaker 6: There's a lot of yeah big and those retirement hons
- 21:56Speaker 6: she are off. They just fucked like crazy.
- 21:58Speaker 8: She had boy of sexually.
- 22:03Speaker 1: Yeah, there was a husband and a wife at her
- 22:05Speaker 1: nursing home that lives separate from each other, and the
- 22:09Speaker 1: husband had like he had a little girlfriend that they're
- 22:12Speaker 1: just both like we're paying.
- 22:15Speaker 10: That nobody's nobody's because everyone's oies.
- 22:20Speaker 8: They're just old, would you yea? What was that question?
- 22:24Speaker 14: Spots like another porn. We don't even know about that
- 22:27Speaker 14: for like what.
- 22:27Speaker 5: Do you what do you mean?
- 22:28Speaker 6: Yeah?
- 22:29Speaker 8: What could not even open it up, and it would
- 22:31Speaker 8: just be like I.
- 22:33Speaker 6: Think they just go for the young.
- 22:34Speaker 8: You know what.
- 22:40Speaker 16: You thought about like the tractions?
- 22:44Speaker 6: How cool?
- 22:45Speaker 8: He is not really old?
- 22:46Speaker 16: You get put into a chair that just like bounces, yeah,
- 22:50Speaker 16: and then there'd be like noises and.
- 22:51Speaker 8: You're just kind of suspended.
- 22:52Speaker 5: Give him like three phones.
- 22:54Speaker 8: Beginning of.
- 22:57Speaker 1: It's the same thing, yea, beginning the beginning of like
- 23:00Speaker 1: palliats of character, that's the exact same thing. But we
- 23:02Speaker 1: only respect the babies, we don't respect the olds. Well,
- 23:05Speaker 1: they're on the up right exactly. No one wants to
- 23:08Speaker 1: catch you on the way down. No one wants to
- 23:10Speaker 1: see you as soon as you're at the top, and
- 23:11Speaker 1: people get a whiff that you're on your way down.
- 23:14Speaker 1: They don't want ship to.
- 23:15Speaker 8: Do with you.
- 23:16Speaker 6: Though. Peoples are probably foul, yeah, and they.
- 23:24Speaker 1: Have like maybe like a baked in lifetime of racism
- 23:27Speaker 1: that they're throwing at the person who's your ass.
- 23:29Speaker 6: They pay for those sins of those places are going
- 23:31Speaker 6: to ship beat.
- 23:32Speaker 11: Out by the warden.
- 23:35Speaker 8: The orderlies are violent, dud, just beat thet.
- 23:39Speaker 1: You almost have to sign up for the Jamaican Orderlies,
- 23:42Speaker 1: Like that's kind of what you pay more for that in.
- 23:44Speaker 8: Some of the places. Uh, it really makes it worth
- 23:48Speaker 8: it anyone else, Tommy, you're the only one with the toast.
- 23:51Speaker 6: I got one.
- 23:54Speaker 10: People are saying it would be pretty funny if shawshank redemption.
- 23:59Speaker 8: We're setting in an old both home.
- 24:01Speaker 9: Why why would that be funny, Frances.
- 24:04Speaker 10: I'm just picturing it because of where they were going. No,
- 24:08Speaker 10: it's slightly different. Amended for it, right because you mentioned
- 24:12Speaker 10: the warden and it's like maybe there's some old man
- 24:16Speaker 10: falsely accused of whatever and he ends up ingratiating himself
- 24:21Speaker 10: to the warden by helping him out with his retirement
- 24:24Speaker 10: plan instead of his taxes.
- 24:26Speaker 6: Right, who's the war to get to l A right now? Yeah,
- 24:32Speaker 6: that's a million dollars.
- 24:33Speaker 10: One of those things where I started talking and I
- 24:36Speaker 10: wished I hadn't.
- 24:39Speaker 11: Movie r I p Robert Redford toast Robert Redford this year?
- 24:42Speaker 8: Is that your toast? Is that your toast?
- 24:43Speaker 5: Rob Robert Redford?
- 24:44Speaker 6: James Gandolfini, The Castle.
- 24:51Speaker 8: That's good. The castle. I haven't seen it.
- 24:55Speaker 6: Oh, it's great.
- 24:55Speaker 8: What's it about.
- 24:57Speaker 6: It's the same as like Shaw.
- 24:58Speaker 11: It's like Robert Redford, but it used to be a
- 24:59Speaker 11: milllitary man and he rolls up to the warden, but
- 25:03Speaker 11: then he trains up all the soldiers like have respect.
- 25:06Speaker 8: That is not the movie I thought we were talking.
- 25:09Speaker 8: I do know that movie.
- 25:12Speaker 6: Bro.
- 25:13Speaker 5: What is this a wedge? A nice wedge?
- 25:16Speaker 8: What do you know about a wedge?
- 25:18Speaker 5: Out back?
- 25:19Speaker 6: Out back?
- 25:20Speaker 8: You said that the Yeah, I think they did.
- 25:22Speaker 17: Wow, good wedge, wild weedge, solid, wedge deep.
- 25:27Speaker 1: I love a chunky blue cheese. I need a chunky
- 25:29Speaker 1: blue cheese, the chunk. But this this could be controversial.
- 25:35Speaker 1: I don't like it's a lettuce.
- 25:37Speaker 8: I don't like that. I like a leaf of your lettuce.
- 25:40Speaker 8: I don't want the crunchy like I don't like cheese.
- 25:43Speaker 6: Is that controversial?
- 25:44Speaker 8: That is a little bit controversial. Yeah? Is the stank
- 25:48Speaker 8: of it?
- 25:48Speaker 1: Do you like any stinky cheeses like a roquefort perhaps
- 25:51Speaker 1: or anything like that, or is it all cheeses that
- 25:53Speaker 1: are pungent are foul to you?
- 25:56Speaker 6: Yeah?
- 25:56Speaker 1: I think that that makes sense. I think that that's
- 25:58Speaker 1: at least consistent. But god, I love a stinky.
- 26:02Speaker 12: Kimche Oh anti cancer.
- 26:09Speaker 6: I read it for breakfast every day.
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- 26:13Speaker 8: Kim Chie is actually his aunt's name.
- 26:16Speaker 6: Very beneficial for preventing cancer.
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- 26:27Speaker 6: I'm not big rabbit through.
- 26:28Speaker 5: Guy, you're what about the bacon.
- 26:30Speaker 6: I'm mean right now, a.
- 26:33Speaker 8: Couple of cheese. I'm just wearing blue cheese all over
- 26:35Speaker 8: the place.
- 26:35Speaker 6: It's allowed the.
- 26:36Speaker 5: Party without a party, personally.
- 26:40Speaker 8: Good.
- 26:40Speaker 12: I've got already chopping up to put potato chups.
- 26:45Speaker 8: I don't even think I've.
- 26:46Speaker 5: Even heard of in the last like twenty years.
- 26:50Speaker 8: How you say I've grown up? I had her already. Yeah,
- 26:54Speaker 8: we're gonna have plenty of.
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- 29:26Speaker 5: Like what do you get?
- 29:27Speaker 8: Shoot?
- 29:28Speaker 10: You want to talk about golf? This guy there ever
- 29:32Speaker 10: was he's a scratch. He's a plus golfer. He's better
- 29:37Speaker 10: than scratch. He played at Notre Dame.
- 29:41Speaker 8: Real.
- 29:42Speaker 4: Yeah I didn't, I mean sat on the bench a lot,
- 29:45Speaker 4: but yeah you played on the.
- 29:48Speaker 8: Yeah you can. What's that?
- 29:50Speaker 6: You can ben driving golf? Yeah, it's like twelve. When
- 29:57Speaker 6: was yeah?
- 29:57Speaker 5: When was this?
- 29:58Speaker 6: There's like qual twitter withold.
- 30:04Speaker 14: Yeah yeah, yeah, that was crazy, bro.
- 30:07Speaker 8: Honestly it made me feel better and better for Manti.
- 30:10Speaker 1: I was like, at first, I was like, Mantis a
- 30:12Speaker 1: fucking lion scumbag.
- 30:14Speaker 6: But how would you not know? Yeah?
- 30:16Speaker 8: Well he the suspension of disbelief was high.
- 30:19Speaker 10: That was also that was also the first catfish, right,
- 30:22Speaker 10: It wasn't a phenomenon until that.
- 30:29Speaker 6: I remember telling a screen name, I'll make your bedroom
- 30:33Speaker 6: the old chat room. I don't even think I was
- 30:36Speaker 6: jerking off yet.
- 30:38Speaker 8: You were obviously about rocking bed that.
- 30:41Speaker 5: Bold as hell.
- 30:41Speaker 6: I think I saw it on Real Sex when.
- 30:44Speaker 8: The guy spoke in the girl's voice. He did it
- 30:46Speaker 8: for me.
- 30:47Speaker 5: Nah, she was stunning, of course over the boy. Who
- 30:53Speaker 5: can forget who was it?
- 30:56Speaker 8: What was the dude's name? Lenka was a fake name,
- 30:58Speaker 8: but what was the cousin's name? You mean the impersonator?
- 31:02Speaker 1: Yeah, the impersonating the sexy as impersonating cousin. After the impersonation,
- 31:07Speaker 1: obviously he wasn't sexy as a guy crazy.
- 31:10Speaker 6: That took him out.
- 31:11Speaker 1: Yeah, football, but he but now he's he's back on
- 31:15Speaker 1: TV again, so he's.
- 31:16Speaker 8: Back on top.
- 31:17Speaker 12: I respect him and Jeff Samarga my favorite football player ever.
- 31:20Speaker 8: And that what what what about Zibowski.
- 31:24Speaker 6: Golden Tate?
- 31:26Speaker 5: That was my roommate in college, that's.
- 31:29Speaker 7: What.
- 31:29Speaker 8: Yeah, we're very good friends in each other's weddings.
- 31:32Speaker 5: What Golden Tate.
- 31:34Speaker 18: Yeah, Francis gets the golden thinks I'm from Tokyo's back up.
- 31:49Speaker 8: I don't really. That's pretty cool.
- 31:55Speaker 6: Exist for Dame back in the day, he's great.
- 32:00Speaker 1: He played for the Eagles. He's like the cocky wide
- 32:02Speaker 1: receiver as the best. He would like shot like muscles.
- 32:06Speaker 1: So no, no, yeah, Denon Selitary, I mean it's not
- 32:10Speaker 1: your moment. You had your moment, you had your chest
- 32:11Speaker 1: have a moment. This is the golden Tape moment of the.
- 32:15Speaker 4: Would wave like thinking he had enough room to sort
- 32:19Speaker 4: of like coast in the end zone and then almost
- 32:20Speaker 4: get caught.
- 32:21Speaker 1: But the one time he hit a dude with his ass,
- 32:24Speaker 1: he flipped and he like smoked the dude with his
- 32:27Speaker 1: ass as he was flipping.
- 32:28Speaker 4: I think it was Harrison Smith, another notarying guy.
- 32:31Speaker 8: Oh really, he.
- 32:33Speaker 5: Flipped hit him with his ass with the ass.
- 32:36Speaker 8: Was he was he ever doing that kind of ship
- 32:38Speaker 8: while you were in school with him doing what hitting
- 32:40Speaker 8: people's ass?
- 32:41Speaker 6: Yeah?
- 32:41Speaker 8: Yeah, power bottom.
- 32:45Speaker 5: He's like the most.
- 32:47Speaker 1: Most Yeah, he seems like it, but he seems like
- 32:51Speaker 1: the man, you know.
- 32:52Speaker 14: I saw Russell Wilson recently.
- 32:55Speaker 12: Guess the Best guest saw Russell Wilson.
- 32:58Speaker 8: Season where four seasons where Philadelphia?
- 33:03Speaker 13: Nobody here the four seasons Phillybar is mistered walk by.
- 33:10Speaker 8: What were you doing at the skybar the.
- 33:11Speaker 14: Four seasons friend?
- 33:14Speaker 12: Oh yeah, Jesus remember those ads for the Philly Bar,
- 33:22Speaker 12: the Vango Lounge and Skybar.
- 33:24Speaker 6: Yeah, I think about it a lot.
- 33:26Speaker 8: What the is the skybar?
- 33:28Speaker 10: The one in Philly is a skybar, so that doesn't
- 33:31Speaker 10: start until like the twentieth floor.
- 33:33Speaker 5: That's it.
- 33:34Speaker 8: Some people say that's the best hotel in America. Come on,
- 33:36Speaker 8: that's ridiculous. Bethany Frankel said that they never been to
- 33:39Speaker 8: the Raffle in Boston.
- 33:40Speaker 17: That's right, I've never been.
- 33:51Speaker 1: That's what Francis is Dustin, what's the best hotel in
- 33:54Speaker 1: America and the contiguous like chain.
- 33:59Speaker 5: Hotel?
- 34:00Speaker 8: Oh?
- 34:00Speaker 4: Boy, I mean I haven't really stayed at Tomney Nice
- 34:05Speaker 4: Hotel US.
- 34:05Speaker 8: I really couldn't pinpoint that or.
- 34:07Speaker 1: For from your experience, what's your favorite one that you
- 34:09Speaker 1: say that, because I know you've stayed at some absolute hitters.
- 34:15Speaker 8: Golf resort.
- 34:16Speaker 4: Yeah, have you ever been to the Breakers.
- 34:23Speaker 8: Guy?
- 34:24Speaker 6: Yeah?
- 34:25Speaker 8: Oh really? You had your own space hot Is that
- 34:28Speaker 8: a monster?
- 34:28Speaker 6: Now?
- 34:29Speaker 5: I don't do hot cubs. That's a that's on his filters.
- 34:32Speaker 6: You don't got to.
- 34:35Speaker 5: Calls him hot pops. You say you don't do hot tubs?
- 34:45Speaker 1: Why the conjunctive itis, the filickulitis.
- 34:48Speaker 4: All the above, but also just like the effort that
- 34:50Speaker 4: goes in Dustin's my guest. Now, I have a hot
- 34:56Speaker 4: Upstate and we've had four years and has never been filled.
- 35:00Speaker 8: No. Yeah, I'm not a hot tub guy. Either would
- 35:03Speaker 8: mean either? Why not?
- 35:04Speaker 9: More of a land I like to be on the
- 35:05Speaker 9: like not wet.
- 35:06Speaker 8: I don't do water neither. Yeah, fuck it, we don't.
- 35:09Speaker 8: Now really, man, I would live in the water if
- 35:12Speaker 8: I could.
- 35:14Speaker 5: See you as a dolphins. I love the water, girl, girls,
- 35:17Speaker 5: I love the water.
- 35:18Speaker 16: Dolphins have huge interior balls.
- 35:22Speaker 5: I would rather I would rather do.
- 35:24Speaker 12: Yeah, Yet, why don't they start The Four Seasons?
- 35:28Speaker 6: Gone to your head?
- 35:29Speaker 8: When did they start it? Yeah, the chain, Yes, my
- 35:33Speaker 8: guess would.
- 35:33Speaker 10: Be nineteen probably like nineteen fifties, would be like seventies.
- 35:41Speaker 10: Really yeah, I'm okay with my answer. That's not as
- 35:45Speaker 10: far off as I cool if I got it on
- 35:48Speaker 10: the twenty.
- 35:49Speaker 5: Years, Okay, sadly is crazy.
- 35:50Speaker 6: I just thought the Four Seasons was around forever.
- 35:53Speaker 10: It occurs to me that you know that, first of all,
- 35:55Speaker 10: that name is like weirdly modern. It's you know, hotels
- 35:59Speaker 10: before for that we're called like the Chester and the.
- 36:05Speaker 1: Carlton. You're thinking of Rich Carlton, Carleton, the Rich car
- 36:10Speaker 1: I'm saying, I saw this place, gotta be ancient. But
- 36:16Speaker 1: I think that the Rich Carlton's got to be ancient. No,
- 36:18Speaker 1: what do you think that that's equally ancient. I put
- 36:21Speaker 1: them on the same level.
- 36:22Speaker 10: I agree with Rhode. I think the fourth the Rich
- 36:24Speaker 10: Carlton is a far older ancient.
- 36:26Speaker 8: Oh my god, it's a razor.
- 36:30Speaker 5: You can get one.
- 36:33Speaker 4: I stayed that the most haunted hotel in the United States,
- 36:37Speaker 4: or it's like one of the top five in Boston.
- 36:41Speaker 4: You didn't know strictly for I went for work and
- 36:44Speaker 4: for some reason a really nice hotel I think it
- 36:47Speaker 4: was called the Parker Omni. It was cheap that day
- 36:50Speaker 4: compared to everything else. And I got there and I
- 36:51Speaker 4: was like, going on, is this place old? Like, yeah,
- 36:54Speaker 4: it's like one of the most haunted hotels in the US.
- 36:57Speaker 6: Did you get a haunt?
- 36:58Speaker 8: I didn't.
- 36:59Speaker 4: I was saying on the ten floor apparently like like
- 37:01Speaker 4: the ninth and seventh haunted. I did try and like
- 37:04Speaker 4: walk around just to see what was up, and I.
- 37:07Speaker 1: Want to I've stayed at that hotel and my door,
- 37:12Speaker 1: my door was opened shut.
- 37:15Speaker 8: I don't believe in any haunting type of ship.
- 37:17Speaker 1: I stayed in the hotel and I like someone opened
- 37:21Speaker 1: my door in the middle of the night and I
- 37:22Speaker 1: woke up screaming, like being like the.
- 37:25Speaker 5: Fun who the fuck is there or something like that.
- 37:28Speaker 1: And the next morning I had no idea until right
- 37:31Speaker 1: now that anything is haaunted about.
- 37:32Speaker 4: I talked to a guest that said his closet opened
- 37:35Speaker 4: and shot a couple of times.
- 37:36Speaker 8: That's fucking insane.
- 37:37Speaker 1: Because I went to the front office or the front desk,
- 37:40Speaker 1: I was like this is like someone came into they
- 37:42Speaker 1: were able to open the door.
- 37:45Speaker 8: Saving believe dude, I'm not into any type of haunt haunting.
- 37:48Speaker 8: I don't really believe in any of that.
- 37:50Speaker 5: Buy like a suicide house.
- 37:52Speaker 8: Oh yeah.
- 37:52Speaker 4: It's also right across the stretch from that that big
- 37:55Speaker 4: graveyard where a bunch of like that.
- 37:59Speaker 10: Of the Declaration of Independent Adams.
- 38:03Speaker 14: You think that you think that James Madison or something
- 38:06Speaker 14: or John Jay was.
- 38:07Speaker 4: Coming Christmas Girl writer Charles Apparently he haunts the place
- 38:15Speaker 4: because he used to stay there and right there.
- 38:17Speaker 15: Who someone asked the hotel famously, you're probably right repast
- 38:24Speaker 15: the weather.
- 38:25Speaker 8: Think what you're saying?
- 38:27Speaker 6: Nothing?
- 38:27Speaker 9: I was telling Tommy, Yeah, we're just talking at.
- 38:29Speaker 10: The weather, and I got can we have one conversation
- 38:33Speaker 10: going at a time, please, because everyone's miked has multiple?
- 38:38Speaker 8: Yeah, how was that? How is that gonna work? This
- 38:39Speaker 8: isn't a real dinner party.
- 38:41Speaker 9: When did we have multiple conversations?
- 38:43Speaker 10: Just ten seconds ago, you just had a whisper combo.
- 38:46Speaker 10: We had to say, wait, what do you guys say?
- 38:48Speaker 9: No, it was a slight It was like I think
- 38:50Speaker 9: it's one word that's you.
- 38:51Speaker 1: You You actually set your guests, Yes, you tee him for.
- 38:59Speaker 5: Any success.
- 39:00Speaker 1: You guys watch to watch a t up for success. Billy,
- 39:02Speaker 1: you just said you had a toast.
- 39:05Speaker 6: And there the glasses.
- 39:08Speaker 12: I just want to toast to the country of Tibet
- 39:11Speaker 12: and hopefully they can get freedom from China. We came
- 39:13Speaker 12: here and we saw a probably three mile long Tibetan car.
- 39:19Speaker 6: Mecan.
- 39:19Speaker 8: Yeah, alright, well, let's be respectful to justin either pro Oriana.
- 39:33Speaker 8: I just to them in general.
- 39:35Speaker 14: I don't really know Whatman Square was.
- 39:37Speaker 5: I don't think it was good.
- 39:38Speaker 15: You've been there, I've been there. I have oh with Donnie. Yeah,
- 39:42Speaker 15: what were you guys doing out in the squarere we were.
- 39:45Speaker 10: We were trying to make stuff and it was a mistake.
- 39:49Speaker 10: They take that spot pretty darn seriously, what did you do?
- 39:52Speaker 8: Well?
- 39:52Speaker 10: We showed up in front of the gigantic mural of Maw.
- 39:56Speaker 6: You thought it was deally plastive.
- 39:57Speaker 10: We unfurled a Saturdays Are for the Boy's flag, and
- 40:02Speaker 10: the second that we got it taught a dozen guards
- 40:07Speaker 10: descended upon us and brought us like, apprehended us and
- 40:12Speaker 10: brought us over to a guard station. None of them
- 40:14Speaker 10: spoke any English, and so there was this angry Chinese
- 40:19Speaker 10: discourse happening now Again, all of the way that they
- 40:22Speaker 10: speak sounds angry to me, so they might have just
- 40:24Speaker 10: been speaking in normal tones, but uh. They would pass
- 40:28Speaker 10: us on to the next superior officer who spoke slightly
- 40:34Speaker 10: more English, and finally it got kicked all the way
- 40:37Speaker 10: up to some guy who showed up in a full suit,
- 40:40Speaker 10: like a yeah, a suit and tie, and he he said,
- 40:46Speaker 10: what are you guys doing here? And we were like,
- 40:48Speaker 10: are we were making a show for our soccer team
- 40:53Speaker 10: back home? And he said, what is your flag? Means
- 40:55Speaker 10: Saturdays are for the boys, and we said, well, we
- 40:58Speaker 10: have our home games for our team on Saturdays, and
- 41:01Speaker 10: so this is just us showing our team for the
- 41:05Speaker 10: home you know, like we wanted to celebrate that we
- 41:07Speaker 10: would travel here. And he said, okay, don't come back,
- 41:10Speaker 10: and he took the flag and we had to go.
- 41:12Speaker 10: And then when we got back to our hotel rooms,
- 41:14Speaker 10: our rooms had been gone through.
- 41:17Speaker 8: Oh ship, he's wow, that's right. The mini bars were empty.
- 41:26Speaker 19: Do you think if it was known that it was
- 41:28Speaker 19: barstool they would have.
- 41:35Speaker 8: I don't know.
- 41:35Speaker 10: I mean, you know, we we very quickly realized that
- 41:38Speaker 10: we were up against something bigger than we wanted to
- 41:41Speaker 10: mess around with the Chinese government.
- 41:44Speaker 8: But Donnie had been doing that the whole time though.
- 41:46Speaker 10: I know, but this is like that area in particular,
- 41:50Speaker 10: and square is a place that you don't you don't
- 41:53Speaker 10: make a scene.
- 41:54Speaker 5: Isn't that what just happened.
- 42:00Speaker 8: Sounded like shopping?
- 42:02Speaker 5: Don't work on all this stuff?
- 42:04Speaker 8: Or could I box it up for you? Do you
- 42:05Speaker 8: have any dressings?
- 42:06Speaker 7: I do.
- 42:08Speaker 5: Vinigrette?
- 42:09Speaker 8: Don't you do?
- 42:10Speaker 5: Got Caesar? Big Mama's dressed. I don't have that.
- 42:14Speaker 8: Shout out big MoMA. Bother you for some.
- 42:20Speaker 5: Sort of hotty toddy or something you have like anything.
- 42:23Speaker 20: Oh my lord, hot hot toddy.
- 42:27Speaker 5: Yeah they say it like.
- 42:34Speaker 6: As a slick rick so now or yeah, something like that.
- 42:38Speaker 5: I don't like that much. You could get an get
- 42:40Speaker 5: an Irish coffee.
- 42:42Speaker 6: That's a good idea.
- 42:43Speaker 20: You can make espresso martini on that. I'll have an espresso. Ma,
- 42:51Speaker 20: thank you, thank you, thank you, any such as his
- 42:56Speaker 20: annoying sas how about your toad?
- 42:59Speaker 9: My toast, well, my toast is too uh hm.
- 43:03Speaker 7: I'd like to thank Drake May for all he's done
- 43:06Speaker 7: for the Patriots this year.
- 43:07Speaker 9: It's improved my life. Shot up to solely as well.
- 43:12Speaker 9: He's also a part of my toast.
- 43:16Speaker 1: And yeah, that's that's it.
- 43:20Speaker 5: That was almost bad.
- 43:22Speaker 9: Oh it was a toast to Drake May.
- 43:23Speaker 8: I don't know what. It's a real fire, is it?
- 43:27Speaker 9: It's a fire?
- 43:27Speaker 8: He I like this.
- 43:31Speaker 5: I think you're a big sports guy. Maybe he doesn't
- 43:34Speaker 5: look like it.
- 43:34Speaker 6: But did you just get into it?
- 43:37Speaker 5: Yeah, he just said, yeah, used to the.
- 43:40Speaker 17: First year thing.
- 43:41Speaker 8: For me.
- 43:42Speaker 5: It was a barstool thing.
- 43:43Speaker 8: I feel like barstool kind of a lot of sports
- 43:45Speaker 8: in you could have.
- 43:48Speaker 10: Coy under under don't be fooled under that suit. He
- 43:52Speaker 10: is a serious athlete. He's trying to cover a kind
- 43:56Speaker 10: of came to realizing this. He wants to put off
- 43:59Speaker 10: this air that he is not. But he is actually
- 44:02Speaker 10: spectacularly coordinated.
- 44:04Speaker 1: You know how like Shane's worth like nine figures, but
- 44:06Speaker 1: he like still wears free T shirts and stuff like that.
- 44:09Speaker 8: You know what I mean. It's like he's going for
- 44:11Speaker 8: the same.
- 44:12Speaker 14: He could have been an athlete the whole time, is
- 44:13Speaker 14: what you're saying.
- 44:14Speaker 8: He has been an athlete the whole time.
- 44:16Speaker 5: Fishing sport.
- 44:18Speaker 8: Yes, I think so. The great book.
- 44:21Speaker 10: Yeah, yeah, books, he really read the book first, and
- 44:27Speaker 10: then I saw the movie and reread the book.
- 44:29Speaker 5: You never watched Lords read Lords of Discipline?
- 44:32Speaker 8: No, it's good as what's fun? I read?
- 44:35Speaker 13: That's good, Chance Governs of Discipline?
- 44:39Speaker 8: What is it? Bill? You want to explain it?
- 44:42Speaker 6: Forget spark.
- 44:45Speaker 8: Harry starts books and doesn't finish them. He's a bookstarter.
- 44:49Speaker 7: It's just along with ninety nine percent of people on
- 44:52Speaker 7: the planet.
- 44:53Speaker 8: Will say, ninety nine percent of people finish, Lawrence.
- 44:56Speaker 10: I have a hard time opening a book and not
- 44:58Speaker 10: finishing it, even if I eat it.
- 45:00Speaker 8: That's my problem. Must be nice.
- 45:03Speaker 11: Turn it on.
- 45:04Speaker 5: It sucks.
- 45:04Speaker 6: Sorry, sheem like you could really turn it on once
- 45:06Speaker 6: the book upens.
- 45:07Speaker 8: Well, sometimes you read a bad book and then you're
- 45:10Speaker 8: sucking it.
- 45:11Speaker 5: No, I just watch it around bail.
- 45:13Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, I can't bail. I don't give up on people.
- 45:17Speaker 8: That's nice. That's really nice.
- 45:19Speaker 9: Little books, aren't people?
- 45:20Speaker 5: So start giving out.
- 45:23Speaker 4: You like Lebron James where he holds a book exactly, Yeah,
- 45:28Speaker 4: Like what's that book about?
- 45:29Speaker 8: He's like, I read the.
- 45:33Speaker 7: First ten pages and then I falls under my bed
- 45:36Speaker 7: and I never see it again.
- 45:37Speaker 6: I just read a three hundred page book in three days.
- 45:40Speaker 12: Hell hell no, it's like COVID nineteen lives. It's very good.
- 45:48Speaker 12: Moving to doctor Brian's artist, moving beyond COVID nineteen Liyes,
- 45:52Speaker 12: actually you would think it's weird that a bat could
- 45:56Speaker 12: cough and get you a respiratory on this right. Yeah,
- 45:58Speaker 12: But it makes more sense if maybe they synthesized snake
- 46:02Speaker 12: venom from the crate snake in China and the king
- 46:04Speaker 12: cobra snake in China, and then that got into the waters,
- 46:07Speaker 12: and then people started actually getting venom in them. And
- 46:09Speaker 12: if you look up the symptoms of a snake bite
- 46:13Speaker 12: victim and long COVID person, it's exactly the same.
- 46:16Speaker 6: And if you start taking some things, you actually get
- 46:19Speaker 6: rid of the vaccine.
- 46:19Speaker 5: You put anything to say for yourself.
- 46:23Speaker 10: Dustin's parents have an amazing snake cobra recipe, create snake snake.
- 46:28Speaker 8: Firm, nor deny a snake.
- 46:32Speaker 5: The vaccine is snake venom. It's two snakes.
- 46:35Speaker 12: Look up, look up the I believe it in the
- 46:38Speaker 12: vaccine and guess what isn't it COVID nineteen Of course
- 46:41Speaker 12: all of.
- 46:42Speaker 16: Our medicines are like search and venom, snake venom.
- 46:49Speaker 10: Because I'm gonna be honest with you I'm currently not
- 46:51Speaker 10: covered for the medication that's been working for me.
- 46:53Speaker 8: What's the with venom?
- 46:56Speaker 6: Prill? Trill is more for like blood pressure or ship
- 47:00Speaker 6: like that?
- 47:01Speaker 8: Okay, all right, is that a prill? So you're good
- 47:05Speaker 8: long term?
- 47:06Speaker 1: I think honestly that they sound equally uh uh like incredible.
- 47:11Speaker 8: What that it would be a back coughing or a
- 47:13Speaker 8: snake venom?
- 47:15Speaker 6: Impossible?
- 47:16Speaker 8: What snake venom in the water is?
- 47:17Speaker 6: Well, there's such a thing as a virus.
- 47:20Speaker 12: The people like people's like ship, not a scientists, but
- 47:26Speaker 12: and they would find like six different venoms in the ship,
- 47:31Speaker 12: and they would.
- 47:31Speaker 6: Say, how the fuck could you have six?
- 47:33Speaker 12: You would have to go to the bottom of the ocean,
- 47:35Speaker 12: get stung by one of those snails, get bit by
- 47:37Speaker 12: a snake, and then get hit by a starfish, and
- 47:40Speaker 12: then that that would be in your ship.
- 47:41Speaker 6: If that happens, it isn't impossible.
- 47:44Speaker 8: Holy shit, I didn't. I didn't realize all that. Yeah,
- 47:49Speaker 8: three hundred pages. I feel like I just got two
- 47:51Speaker 8: hundred and ninety of the pages ahead.
- 47:54Speaker 6: Good for you.
- 47:55Speaker 1: Wait what Nick, it's gonna get rid of Good for
- 47:58Speaker 1: you for what starfing?
- 48:00Speaker 6: Being sick?
- 48:00Speaker 12: If you're people are suffering from Is it macular generation
- 48:05Speaker 12: when your.
- 48:05Speaker 6: Eyesight goes bad? Yeah?
- 48:07Speaker 8: Ocular?
- 48:07Speaker 6: Ocular? What's macular degeneration?
- 48:10Speaker 8: No idea?
- 48:11Speaker 12: Okay, the if people are going blind with nicotine packs
- 48:14Speaker 12: and stuff, they're actually regained their site. If you're having
- 48:17Speaker 12: an adversion event, I have.
- 48:19Speaker 8: A really bad sty right now.
- 48:21Speaker 5: Little nicotine.
- 48:22Speaker 8: Does anyone have it?
- 48:23Speaker 5: Do you have a nicotine you put on his eye?
- 48:30Speaker 2: Of course?
- 48:31Speaker 6: Philip Morris brands on the.
- 48:34Speaker 4: How how strong are I think we're instances?
- 48:44Speaker 8: Everyone's kidding. I'm not gonna put a lucy in my eye.
- 48:47Speaker 1: Say you just stop using nicotine and you got really sick.
- 48:52Speaker 9: No, I'm using I used nicotine, know the well.
- 48:55Speaker 12: I don't like when they say, like people, we'll try
- 48:59Speaker 12: to get you go. Nicktines good for you. Cigarettes are bad.
- 49:01Speaker 12: Pyrazine and cigarettes is what is addicted. So when you're
- 49:05Speaker 12: smoking a cigarette, not nicatine. There's nicotine in all night shade, vegetables,
- 49:10Speaker 12: egg plants, potatoes.
- 49:13Speaker 9: How many what at what scale?
- 49:16Speaker 5: Though?
- 49:16Speaker 6: How much nicotine?
- 49:17Speaker 8: Some potatoes?
- 49:18Speaker 6: Figure it out?
- 49:21Speaker 5: They talk you this a Notre dame.
- 49:22Speaker 1: Or imagine if you read the classics, imagine the Library
- 49:29Speaker 1: of Alexander.
- 49:30Speaker 8: Imagine you guys.
- 49:33Speaker 14: Dangerous.
- 49:34Speaker 5: You're talking very good though.
- 49:35Speaker 6: You can't get it out of it system if you
- 49:37Speaker 6: want to.
- 49:37Speaker 9: If not, So you guys made on nicotine.
- 49:39Speaker 6: Now I just do patches. I don't do like that.
- 49:42Speaker 9: So you're just going patch?
- 49:43Speaker 5: Where is that?
- 49:44Speaker 6: It was right here at all?
- 49:46Speaker 8: For the shoe?
- 49:47Speaker 11: Yeah?
- 49:47Speaker 6: How does it want to be locked in?
- 49:48Speaker 8: What? How does it like? Does it?
- 49:50Speaker 5: How does it don't feel ship?
- 49:53Speaker 9: So you're starting your nicotine journey on the patch.
- 49:56Speaker 6: I fucked around with Zi him. You feel like after
- 50:01Speaker 6: all your gut microbid.
- 50:02Speaker 8: Yeah, Lucy's don't make me like.
- 50:04Speaker 6: Exactly Philip Morris can't trust them.
- 50:07Speaker 8: Lucy's make you feel incredible.
- 50:08Speaker 5: It makes you feel like super ram people. It's bad
- 50:11Speaker 5: to be addicted to You can be addicted to apples.
- 50:14Speaker 5: You could right to breathing.
- 50:17Speaker 6: Yeah, be important.
- 50:23Speaker 8: But there is a new porn though.
- 50:27Speaker 6: I thought about that, guilt free porn. It will be
- 50:32Speaker 6: cruelty freak.
- 50:33Speaker 16: If you have sex, you make kids like, dude, this
- 50:38Speaker 16: is just all the money forever.
- 50:41Speaker 1: Yeah, all the money and you're an absolute piece of ship.
- 50:44Speaker 8: You're like, you know, I don't want this.
- 50:49Speaker 5: You can't say that.
- 50:49Speaker 16: You can't say you're like you jerk off boom later.
- 50:54Speaker 5: Nothing.
- 50:56Speaker 8: It's crazy that you're still money, still have your money.
- 50:59Speaker 8: It's still my money.
- 51:00Speaker 5: Yo, what's up?
- 51:01Speaker 8: What are you doing?
- 51:01Speaker 14: I don't know.
- 51:02Speaker 6: I was just chilling. What's up?
- 51:03Speaker 8: What's up with you?
- 51:04Speaker 6: But he's funded by big jerk.
- 51:06Speaker 1: Off thirty two like gigabytes of data in every jerk off.
- 51:12Speaker 6: Oh yeah, I heard about that.
- 51:15Speaker 16: I want to stacker now to make megalos.
- 51:19Speaker 8: Why are you trying to make megalos after just had
- 51:21Speaker 8: a kid? Just to see if I can just.
- 51:28Speaker 6: Yes you a brother megal.
- 51:32Speaker 5: In the other room.
- 51:33Speaker 8: I'll show you the stack later.
- 51:34Speaker 5: Yeah, of course.
- 51:41Speaker 8: What are you doing? Your apologies?
- 51:42Speaker 9: Oh gosh, I'm sorry.
- 51:47Speaker 8: I'm working.
- 51:50Speaker 5: We're trying to get him. Thank you for good profile.
- 51:56Speaker 8: We have more food coming.
- 51:59Speaker 5: There's no bird been the conversation you cast.
- 52:05Speaker 8: My guess is batting one thousand right now, and guy
- 52:08Speaker 8: hasn't missed.
- 52:11Speaker 6: What do you think.
- 52:14Speaker 5: You?
- 52:16Speaker 8: How do you catch it coming?
- 52:18Speaker 6: I still see that sexual.
- 52:22Speaker 5: Line my stomach.
- 52:23Speaker 6: That discusting.
- 52:24Speaker 13: I don't know to keep another tissue, and I try
- 52:26Speaker 13: to cast it in the tissue, but in case it's
- 52:28Speaker 13: a little flats out right on my This sucks.
- 52:32Speaker 8: What's happening right now. Tell me you know we have
- 52:35Speaker 8: female viewership.
- 52:36Speaker 5: Yeah, sorry, yeah, they all just blasted an episode.
- 52:44Speaker 6: When coming.
- 52:49Speaker 5: I apologize.
- 52:50Speaker 9: I can sent them away.
- 52:51Speaker 5: Yeah, you could brought to.
- 52:55Speaker 1: There's nothing that just gripping the fucking martine like an
- 52:59Speaker 1: app five fingers clasping on the martine, his vacant What
- 53:07Speaker 1: are you saying like this?
- 53:10Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't cut.
- 53:12Speaker 1: Also, my guests just dropped a nuke on us, he
- 53:16Speaker 1: said he hasn't go ahead, Jerkson February, no porn. Here
- 53:25Speaker 1: comes some beautiful steaks. I think it's time to move
- 53:28Speaker 1: onto the tails portion. If anyone has a tail, I
- 53:31Speaker 1: feel like now it would be an incredible time.
- 53:33Speaker 15: To toast toast.
- 53:38Speaker 5: I'll give us a little but we're onto tails now,
- 53:40Speaker 5: so you can.
- 53:41Speaker 10: You can do a tail, okay, am I the only
- 53:43Speaker 10: one who hasn't toasted? Yes, all right, well I'll give
- 53:45Speaker 10: my toast. Let's just make sure the meats in front
- 53:47Speaker 10: of us first understood.
- 53:49Speaker 5: Thank you very much.
- 53:52Speaker 8: Wow, Rare just like I like it. Yeah, bloody thought
- 53:57Speaker 8: we needed a third steak. This is this is more
- 53:59Speaker 8: than an it's the four steaks.
- 54:03Speaker 1: Wow, sublime, souv four hour cook that is correct, Wow, unbelievable.
- 54:12Speaker 5: Finished anti. But if we're sitting I'd love to hear here,
- 54:24Speaker 5: I'd love to hear the.
- 54:27Speaker 6: I'm not begging on.
- 54:28Speaker 5: I'm not against it.
- 54:29Speaker 4: I have a friend who just like he'd murder me
- 54:32Speaker 4: if he I ever Yeah, if you ever did it, like,
- 54:37Speaker 4: this is not cooking, this is not well.
- 54:39Speaker 1: They said they said you could do it in a
- 54:41Speaker 1: in a dishwasher, And that gives me pause.
- 54:44Speaker 5: That gives you pause.
- 54:45Speaker 1: That gives me pause that you can in the dishwasher,
- 54:48Speaker 1: because you're.
- 54:49Speaker 5: Anything I've ever heard.
- 54:51Speaker 12: But what if you got the steak and put it
- 54:52Speaker 12: in a mation jar and then close the mation jar
- 54:54Speaker 12: then put it in that's allast.
- 54:56Speaker 8: Is that actually gonna make it? Even that looks goo?
- 55:02Speaker 5: Say you say you're saying.
- 55:03Speaker 6: But you.
- 55:05Speaker 8: Would the masonjar be filled with water?
- 55:08Speaker 6: No?
- 55:08Speaker 8: No, why then it wouldn't touch every part of the I.
- 55:12Speaker 6: Think everything that sits in the water turns.
- 55:14Speaker 8: But then just the glass is just the glass would be.
- 55:21Speaker 14: Like how do they make sticks?
- 55:23Speaker 5: Like what's the proper way to.
- 55:24Speaker 6: Make if I if I were to do it like a.
- 55:26Speaker 16: Young elite, like when you're growing up, what were they.
- 55:30Speaker 6: I mean I'm sure.
- 55:34Speaker 10: I think it's a young child grilling or you you
- 55:38Speaker 10: see it in a cast iron finished in the oven.
- 55:41Speaker 9: I see it traditional see it would be.
- 55:44Speaker 8: The way that I would do.
- 55:44Speaker 10: But I got a sou V recently, and SOUV does
- 55:47Speaker 10: ensure that you don't overcook every which is nice.
- 55:52Speaker 12: And if you're like set it and forget traffic, nothing
- 55:55Speaker 12: happens because you still get home the stakes on thirty
- 55:58Speaker 12: five degrees.
- 55:58Speaker 5: Exactly two or four hours.
- 56:00Speaker 8: It'll be the same, but you don't want it to
- 56:01Speaker 8: just be at that temperature forever. Your toast okay as well?
- 56:09Speaker 8: I think just I think, okay, I believe you're due
- 56:11Speaker 8: for a toast end of tail. When all said and done,
- 56:13Speaker 8: we're here with friends, proud to be strong, young foolish men.
- 56:18Speaker 8: Who's to say when or how this night mayan? But
- 56:20Speaker 8: for now, drink it down and fill it up again? Man, lobster?
- 56:34Speaker 21: Back?
- 56:35Speaker 8: Is that not the lobster?
- 56:38Speaker 16: Have you ever done your genealogy? Are you related to
- 56:41Speaker 16: Tom Hanks or Hillary Clinton?
- 56:44Speaker 6: They all track back to Trump and Hillary Clinton?
- 56:46Speaker 8: Are cousins that right? Cousins come on.
- 56:52Speaker 14: Like Prince England.
- 56:53Speaker 8: Or Prince Prince England.
- 56:55Speaker 16: Friends, you know it's crazy. Trump's them the clouds, which
- 57:01Speaker 16: is the Highlander.
- 57:02Speaker 6: That's sweet. That's good.
- 57:04Speaker 8: You guys have incredible deep knowledge.
- 57:06Speaker 5: Non Grock.
- 57:10Speaker 1: The only surface knowledge is about the depth of Lake Okato.
- 57:14Speaker 14: Yeah.
- 57:14Speaker 12: Also, if you go on to Lake oatro Got watch
- 57:16Speaker 12: out with the fucking gators, really gators.
- 57:20Speaker 9: And highest gater population in the I think, so, yeah, are.
- 57:25Speaker 5: You guys Grock people?
- 57:26Speaker 6: Not at all? He's a Grock man. I don't feed
- 57:28Speaker 6: the beast.
- 57:31Speaker 14: I'm a big island guys.
- 57:32Speaker 5: So you got me with the brand loyalty.
- 57:34Speaker 9: But I'm the same way. I don't feed the beast either.
- 57:36Speaker 6: Thanks.
- 57:36Speaker 9: I may I free.
- 57:38Speaker 8: You know, yes, you Google.
- 57:40Speaker 6: If you're Google, You're not afraid. I'm not. I'm on
- 57:42Speaker 6: go go. You know you Dunk Dunco sucks so much.
- 57:53Speaker 8: I've watched you Google. I watched you Google recently.
- 57:56Speaker 6: Now I think hard, what's this butter.
- 58:01Speaker 1: Hollidays Berne is that's I think that's why we didn't
- 58:05Speaker 1: want Tommy to talk about his coming too much, because
- 58:08Speaker 1: we knew the Brene.
- 58:09Speaker 13: Everyone was basically begging me to talk about how I come.
- 58:13Speaker 10: I appreciate you being a Francis.
- 58:20Speaker 5: I could tell my brothers.
- 58:21Speaker 1: A tale tale, a tale that happened to me. I
- 58:29Speaker 1: went to a wedding in Ethiopia one time, dust in
- 58:34Speaker 1: a wedding in Ethiopia, and weddings in Ethiopia are beautiful ordeals,
- 58:38Speaker 1: multi city ordeals, and you go from one city to
- 58:42Speaker 1: a next, with every celebration being bigger than the last one.
- 58:47Speaker 1: And our last one was in Addi Sababa, the most
- 58:50Speaker 1: populous city in Ethiopia, beautiful city, and the groom obviously
- 58:55Speaker 1: was occupied. This is his wedding, so he sent us
- 58:57Speaker 1: off to the district of the city where you shop
- 59:01Speaker 1: for wedding garments. And every part of the city of
- 59:03Speaker 1: Addis Sababa is separated into different districts. There's the toilet district,
- 59:08Speaker 1: there's the wedding garment district, where we went to with
- 59:13Speaker 1: no translator, and we went and we shopped, and we
- 59:16Speaker 1: had nobody telling us what things should cost or how
- 59:19Speaker 1: much time we should spend. But we went to find
- 59:23Speaker 1: traditional Ethiopian garb for this wedding, and we got dressed
- 59:27Speaker 1: head to toe in this beautiful traditional Ethiopian garb for
- 59:30Speaker 1: this wedding, and it was like a blue short sleeve
- 59:36Speaker 1: frayd my wife had a headdress with a head ornament on,
- 59:40Speaker 1: and they promised us that this would be what we're
- 59:42Speaker 1: supposed to wear to the Ethiopian wedding. And we got
- 59:45Speaker 1: inside the Ethiopian wedding and kind of burst through the doors,
- 59:47Speaker 1: and everybody was wearing regular clothes and we were the
- 59:55Speaker 1: only people at the Ethiopian wedding, the only whites there
- 59:58Speaker 1: and the only people in traditional Ethiopian garb. They had
- 1:00:02Speaker 1: made fools of us, and everybody just came up through
- 1:00:05Speaker 1: the night like taking pictures with us. And not only
- 1:00:07Speaker 1: did we wear the wrong clothes, but we wore the
- 1:00:12Speaker 1: wrong ethnic sect within Ethiopia. So this wasn't even their
- 1:00:17Speaker 1: tribe of people that wear these specific diadems on their phone.
- 1:00:22Speaker 6: Your chicklaid that though it was.
- 1:00:24Speaker 8: She looked fly.
- 1:00:25Speaker 1: She yeah, it was very It was like she was
- 1:00:30Speaker 1: jasmined doubt and it was like, this is a real story. Yeah,
- 1:00:36Speaker 1: And I don't even think he knew that he was punky,
- 1:00:39Speaker 1: But it was the groom that the groom that my
- 1:00:42Speaker 1: mood that sent us on this wild goose chase.
- 1:00:46Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 1:00:48Speaker 8: I got to take a page of his book.
- 1:00:49Speaker 1: Yeah he really should, because if you ever have the
- 1:00:52Speaker 1: opportunity to. I mean that they like we we looked
- 1:00:56Speaker 1: like bell hops at like the Polynesian Resort were in
- 1:01:00Speaker 1: Disney World, Like we were dressed like such assholes, and
- 1:01:03Speaker 1: everybody was suited and booted like they were coming to
- 1:01:05Speaker 1: a regular US wedding. They were all dressed like sass
- 1:01:08Speaker 1: and we were dressed like absolutely but.
- 1:01:12Speaker 5: About that, no disrespect.
- 1:01:15Speaker 1: We were dressingsholes. A true tale and one of the embarrassment.
- 1:01:23Speaker 5: Deep embarrassed.
- 1:01:25Speaker 8: Good story there, good tale.
- 1:01:26Speaker 5: That is a good tail.
- 1:01:30Speaker 8: Tail at least I could do. This is mac and
- 1:01:33Speaker 8: Jesus is a lot.
- 1:01:38Speaker 5: So this is a Yeah, that's a potato. Okay, I
- 1:01:42Speaker 5: think that might be a potato.
- 1:01:44Speaker 8: Hey man, why do you asking me about food?
- 1:01:46Speaker 6: Where I'm at bro mentally mentally dude? Poison ivy?
- 1:01:51Speaker 8: Up, you got the ivy.
- 1:01:54Speaker 6: Yeah.
- 1:01:54Speaker 8: I don't know a lot about food either.
- 1:01:56Speaker 14: I just eat it.
- 1:01:57Speaker 8: He said, he has the poison ivy on his That's
- 1:02:00Speaker 8: my whole.
- 1:02:00Speaker 6: I have old situation, need some need some tips.
- 1:02:04Speaker 5: I'm getting really itchy too where it's not compatably.
- 1:02:08Speaker 8: I don't have poson.
- 1:02:10Speaker 6: Brooklyn.
- 1:02:11Speaker 5: I just waked up and I'm issy, that's not a
- 1:02:13Speaker 5: big deal.
- 1:02:15Speaker 1: I was itchy a little bit earlier, and I put
- 1:02:18Speaker 1: I'll dab apple side of vinegar right on the itch.
- 1:02:21Speaker 6: Very crunchy.
- 1:02:22Speaker 8: Is that crunchy?
- 1:02:23Speaker 9: You guys should try lotion.
- 1:02:27Speaker 8: I'm not with that ship. Bro lotions insane. I'm not
- 1:02:33Speaker 8: going to dip into the diddy juice.
- 1:02:35Speaker 5: That's all misinformation.
- 1:02:37Speaker 8: That documentary, Oh yeah, celebrating was just celebrating a black
- 1:02:42Speaker 8: man's downfall.
- 1:02:44Speaker 14: Don't compare that.
- 1:02:45Speaker 6: Michael Jackson.
- 1:02:45Speaker 8: Yeah, he's not Believe me, he's not not close to
- 1:02:48Speaker 8: his bat as m J.
- 1:02:51Speaker 6: M J was not doing kid no what Sony was
- 1:02:53Speaker 6: going after him. He had the rights of the Beatles.
- 1:02:55Speaker 6: You think innocent, but MJ, come.
- 1:02:58Speaker 1: On, man, look into Deli and the liquor company that
- 1:03:01Speaker 1: owns Sorak who just did a hostile take over.
- 1:03:04Speaker 8: Follow the money. There's two guys I need to I
- 1:03:07Speaker 8: will tell you guys the money. John.
- 1:03:12Speaker 14: You hear Michael Jackson, I just found out Bannon's mas.
- 1:03:15Speaker 6: You don't want to die?
- 1:03:17Speaker 8: Who Steve Bannon? All right?
- 1:03:20Speaker 10: I have a story about Steve Bannon, but it's more
- 1:03:26Speaker 10: grounded than you'd think.
- 1:03:27Speaker 6: You guys split a kid or something one time.
- 1:03:31Speaker 8: That I'm not that hungry.
- 1:03:37Speaker 5: Yo, I've done yourself on this Irish.
- 1:03:44Speaker 10: I was at a there's a place on there used
- 1:03:47Speaker 10: to be a place on twenty third and an eighth
- 1:03:49Speaker 10: called Flee Fleet. It was like this Mediterranean kind of
- 1:03:54Speaker 10: BABAGANUSI type rice fast casual fast type place. And I
- 1:04:02Speaker 10: went in there one night and there was a guy
- 1:04:05Speaker 10: ahead of me who was ordering his order, and there
- 1:04:09Speaker 10: was a glass case and he would you know over
- 1:04:13Speaker 10: the glass case was like the rice and the toppings.
- 1:04:16Speaker 8: And all the things.
- 1:04:18Speaker 10: Yeah, and he was leaning over the glass case and
- 1:04:22Speaker 10: using his arm to hook and point specifically to each
- 1:04:29Speaker 10: thing that he wanted. And at the end of it,
- 1:04:33Speaker 10: they were like do you want I don't remember what
- 1:04:35Speaker 10: they said, and he was like, I don't have much time.
- 1:04:37Speaker 8: I'm going to jail anyway. And it was Steve Bannon.
- 1:04:40Speaker 8: Wow that in that place, pizza ship, pizzas aback, he's
- 1:04:46Speaker 8: leaning over what do you do? See?
- 1:04:49Speaker 6: A lot of that ran propaganda's on me for a
- 1:04:52Speaker 6: couple of years.
- 1:04:53Speaker 11: He was also boys with like Jeffrey Epstein, which is crazy.
- 1:04:57Speaker 8: But that's not his claim to fame.
- 1:05:01Speaker 1: Trump's first time then you got Trump elected, But he
- 1:05:05Speaker 1: was one of the first guys to go down the
- 1:05:06Speaker 1: first guys to get excommunicated.
- 1:05:09Speaker 8: He was.
- 1:05:10Speaker 5: Probably feeling about the food. Guys. You really have yourself, all.
- 1:05:18Speaker 9: Right, Tommy, you ran that one, got it? You said
- 1:05:22Speaker 9: that you.
- 1:05:23Speaker 5: Heard me the first time.
- 1:05:24Speaker 8: I don't think you did.
- 1:05:24Speaker 5: Not just knows you haven't said it yet.
- 1:05:29Speaker 14: Yeah?
- 1:05:29Speaker 8: Really yea very clearly, Tommy. Have you been out to
- 1:05:34Speaker 8: dinner before.
- 1:05:36Speaker 5: At this place three weeks ago?
- 1:05:38Speaker 8: Really?
- 1:05:38Speaker 13: It was hammer drunk and I we went up to
- 1:05:41Speaker 13: the speakeasy right there after.
- 1:05:42Speaker 8: I'm pretty sure this guy was given riddles to and
- 1:05:45Speaker 8: I don't think you remember.
- 1:05:47Speaker 13: Really, I was really drunk and I forgot this new trick.
- 1:05:50Speaker 13: I could try it on one of you.
- 1:05:51Speaker 5: But is it this guy? I watched even number?
- 1:05:58Speaker 8: I wonder if you could remember this, because that was
- 1:06:00Speaker 8: really drop.
- 1:06:05Speaker 5: Should you think of a number one through ten?
- 1:06:06Speaker 8: Don't tell me what it is? Just your pearlman?
- 1:06:10Speaker 5: Now okay, sorry, now times it by?
- 1:06:12Speaker 6: No, what's a math track?
- 1:06:15Speaker 8: All right? Now?
- 1:06:15Speaker 13: Add up those two digits like so if your number
- 1:06:18Speaker 13: was seventy one, you would yeah.
- 1:06:21Speaker 5: Number okay, great? Great? Some track five from that number?
- 1:06:24Speaker 5: Will you?
- 1:06:25Speaker 8: No? Now you have a new number right now?
- 1:06:27Speaker 13: I watched you let me know what letter of the
- 1:06:29Speaker 13: alphabet corresponds with that letter.
- 1:06:31Speaker 5: Right, A would be one, B would be two, C
- 1:06:33Speaker 5: would be three, et cetera.
- 1:06:34Speaker 8: Doing the maths but slowly is at least not.
- 1:06:42Speaker 6: I gotta be honest.
- 1:06:43Speaker 9: I think I screw up the math.
- 1:06:44Speaker 8: All right, you should try take back everything.
- 1:06:48Speaker 5: Let's run. All right, let's run.
- 1:06:49Speaker 8: Let's run.
- 1:06:49Speaker 5: Let's run, my host. All right, A number one through ten,
- 1:06:54Speaker 5: You got it.
- 1:06:55Speaker 8: Times that number.
- 1:06:56Speaker 5: Use your calculator.
- 1:06:57Speaker 6: If you need three, you had three, you pick three.
- 1:07:00Speaker 8: No, I got it.
- 1:07:01Speaker 6: You got it all right.
- 1:07:02Speaker 13: Now add up the digits to that number again. If
- 1:07:03Speaker 13: your number is seventy three, seven plus three is ten.
- 1:07:06Speaker 13: If your number is fourteen, one plus four is five.
- 1:07:10Speaker 6: Every multiple it's not over.
- 1:07:13Speaker 8: It's not over.
- 1:07:14Speaker 6: Now subtract five from that.
- 1:07:15Speaker 8: Subtract five from that four. Yeah, now, let me know,
- 1:07:20Speaker 8: let me know. I mean you're ruining the track.
- 1:07:22Speaker 13: Now let me know what letter of the alphabet corresponds
- 1:07:24Speaker 13: with your new number.
- 1:07:25Speaker 5: If A is one, B is two, C is three,
- 1:07:26Speaker 5: et cetera.
- 1:07:27Speaker 8: D Yeah.
- 1:07:29Speaker 10: I think of a country that starts with that quick thinking,
- 1:07:32Speaker 10: there's only one.
- 1:07:39Speaker 8: There's gonna be a kangaroo with Denmark and Orange Deadline.
- 1:07:42Speaker 5: I do like Orange Owen Wilson did it on Jimmy
- 1:07:45Speaker 5: found was a big fucking.
- 1:07:46Speaker 6: The dead room.
- 1:07:47Speaker 5: Once you said later a few weeks ago, and I
- 1:07:49Speaker 5: think I messed it up.
- 1:07:50Speaker 9: Once you said the country with D. I realized I've
- 1:07:54Speaker 9: seen this on and that's before.
- 1:07:56Speaker 8: Are there any other countries that begin with D?
- 1:07:58Speaker 9: I think it's just Denmark, right, your booty.
- 1:08:01Speaker 10: Would yeah, So then if you choose anything other than Denmark,
- 1:08:07Speaker 10: that they've lose.
- 1:08:07Speaker 8: Yeah.
- 1:08:08Speaker 13: So then I was parrolling the streets and there was
- 1:08:11Speaker 13: some guy who offered to tell rolling that.
- 1:08:14Speaker 5: I said, no, thanks. Do you want to see.
- 1:08:19Speaker 13: A Dominican republic that's way smarter than you.
- 1:08:24Speaker 21: The territory or country, Francis would Billy straight up, you're
- 1:08:34Speaker 21: thinking Puerto Rican I was gonna.
- 1:08:36Speaker 5: I don't know if that.
- 1:08:37Speaker 14: Was all his grandpa was the ambassador to it.
- 1:08:40Speaker 6: You got a picture with j.
- 1:08:43Speaker 8: Really, so you're not even eating the fat side.
- 1:08:46Speaker 14: I'm just gonna cut that off.
- 1:08:47Speaker 1: So yeah, even for the flavor, because you're not eating carbs,
- 1:08:52Speaker 1: you're not even fat with FI.
- 1:08:54Speaker 8: I don't eat the fat.
- 1:08:55Speaker 12: I'm with you too, Francis kind of the joy of
- 1:08:57Speaker 12: the Porterhouse it tastes like hot.
- 1:09:00Speaker 11: You know, if I look like you guys, maybe I'd
- 1:09:02Speaker 11: be ripping in the set. If I could fit in
- 1:09:04Speaker 11: one of these tuxes.
- 1:09:04Speaker 8: Maybe I he the cream Spinis is really good.
- 1:09:07Speaker 1: By the way, fy, they want you close to Earth,
- 1:09:09Speaker 1: they want you down to Earth.
- 1:09:10Speaker 6: I think we built.
- 1:09:11Speaker 12: Irish guys built the Pyramids, honestly.
- 1:09:16Speaker 8: Yeah, they were insane off the Mahatan man. That's a
- 1:09:19Speaker 8: tale too, That's a tale. You know. What you know
- 1:09:22Speaker 8: what the Irish did build is the Brooklyn Bridge.
- 1:09:24Speaker 5: Yeah, and tunnel we were driving through that.
- 1:09:27Speaker 8: Think about the bodies.
- 1:09:28Speaker 6: Oh yeah, yeah.
- 1:09:29Speaker 10: I don't know the exact history of the Tolen Tunnel.
- 1:09:32Speaker 10: I would think that that probably definitely came well after
- 1:09:34Speaker 10: the brooklyn Bridge.
- 1:09:35Speaker 8: Brooklyn Bridge was.
- 1:09:36Speaker 10: At the very end of the eighteen hundreds into the
- 1:09:40Speaker 10: turn of the centry there. And yeah, she was the
- 1:09:45Speaker 10: wife of the young Washington Robling. John Robling, the father
- 1:09:50Speaker 10: started it, and then her son took over. But what
- 1:09:52Speaker 10: was crazy was that nobody knew about Casson sickness, nobody
- 1:09:57Speaker 10: knew about the bends, and so they drove the these
- 1:10:00Speaker 10: giant basically like pressurized air chambers down into the base
- 1:10:04Speaker 10: of the of the East River and had them on
- 1:10:06Speaker 10: the riverbed. And these guys were, you know, dynamiting and
- 1:10:09Speaker 10: digging out to drive it deeper and deeper until they
- 1:10:12Speaker 10: reached the bed rock. And at the end of their
- 1:10:15Speaker 10: work day they would just come straight up through the
- 1:10:18Speaker 10: tube and go back out to their day, right, And
- 1:10:22Speaker 10: it's they had just taken their time, they would have
- 1:10:26Speaker 10: been fine. But instead they went up the ladder and
- 1:10:30Speaker 10: didn't depressurize and didn't let the nitrogen in their blood
- 1:10:35Speaker 10: dissipate slowly as we know to do now. And day
- 1:10:38Speaker 10: after day they did this, and many of them died.
- 1:10:41Speaker 10: And they thought it was because they thought it was
- 1:10:44Speaker 10: dark down there and the air circulation was bad.
- 1:10:47Speaker 8: No people were restarted. It was bad. It was. It
- 1:10:52Speaker 8: was so what happened to them, They all died.
- 1:10:55Speaker 6: They blow up.
- 1:10:56Speaker 10: No, they would get they would they would pass out,
- 1:10:59Speaker 10: they'd end up bedrid. You know, they had they had
- 1:11:01Speaker 10: blood poisoning, they had they had nitrogen in their blood
- 1:11:04Speaker 10: cells that would call their cause their blood cells to explode.
- 1:11:07Speaker 8: I think.
- 1:11:09Speaker 1: I'm getting a timing that we need to jump ahead
- 1:11:12Speaker 1: to the to the riddles jokes.
- 1:11:23Speaker 6: What's black, white, and red?
- 1:11:24Speaker 8: All over got it? What was it?
- 1:11:28Speaker 6: Newspaper?
- 1:11:29Speaker 8: Pretty good?
- 1:11:30Speaker 22: Love that when I was young, and I really didn't
- 1:11:37Speaker 22: understand that joke, and I thought that newspapers were.
- 1:11:40Speaker 9: Literally dyed red after they were.
- 1:11:43Speaker 8: Black and white, and that was really stupid. I have one.
- 1:11:47Speaker 10: Okay, there's a man who has a normal job. He
- 1:11:50Speaker 10: lives alone. Every night, he goes through the same routine. Uh,
- 1:11:55Speaker 10: he goes to bed whatever. And one night out of nowhere,
- 1:11:58Speaker 10: he decided to change up his routine and he goes
- 1:12:01Speaker 10: to bed. He makes sure that you know, everything's good,
- 1:12:05Speaker 10: He turns off the light, and he goes to bed,
- 1:12:07Speaker 10: and later that night, two hundred people die because of
- 1:12:12Speaker 10: his actions.
- 1:12:13Speaker 8: What what happened? Mm hmm.
- 1:12:15Speaker 5: He works at a light. That's it's.
- 1:12:30Speaker 9: Tommy's got our riddle.
- 1:12:32Speaker 13: Yeah, I got a riddle, team myrdle. It's seventeenth century England.
- 1:12:37Speaker 13: It's dark, stormy, it's raining, and one night a king,
- 1:12:40Speaker 13: a queen and a sailor decides to get on a
- 1:12:43Speaker 13: boat together and they say, we're gonna just say fuck
- 1:12:45Speaker 13: it and we're going to get in this water anyway.
- 1:12:48Speaker 13: And they try to sail to Ireland. Boat capsizes. The king,
- 1:12:54Speaker 13: the queen, the sailor, I'll die, but there's one survivor.
- 1:12:59Speaker 8: Who is it?
- 1:13:02Speaker 9: And think on this one?
- 1:13:03Speaker 14: Really the guy that had what do you guys?
- 1:13:07Speaker 8: And think on the boat? This says take it from
- 1:13:10Speaker 8: the top.
- 1:13:12Speaker 5: It's seventeenth century England.
- 1:13:14Speaker 13: It's a really dark and stormy time, right, And one night,
- 1:13:18Speaker 13: a king, a queen and a sailor I'll get on
- 1:13:21Speaker 13: this boat together and they say we're gonna We're going
- 1:13:22Speaker 13: to sail to Ireland. They get on it capsizes in
- 1:13:26Speaker 13: the ocean. The king, the queen, the salar. They all
- 1:13:28Speaker 13: die on the boat. But there is one survivor from
- 1:13:31Speaker 13: the boat.
- 1:13:32Speaker 6: Who is it?
- 1:13:33Speaker 14: The guy telling the story?
- 1:13:34Speaker 5: What the you talking?
- 1:13:35Speaker 8: I like that? The guy telling the story, the guy
- 1:13:37Speaker 8: the king the queen is said, are gonna be like
- 1:13:40Speaker 8: playing cards or something?
- 1:13:41Speaker 5: Now stupid?
- 1:13:45Speaker 8: I think I'm on the hunt.
- 1:13:46Speaker 7: There Tommy revealed the answer.
- 1:13:53Speaker 8: Please all right, this.
- 1:13:55Speaker 13: Time I'll parse it a different way. It's seventeenth century England.
- 1:14:00Speaker 13: Markets store me.
- 1:14:01Speaker 6: One night.
- 1:14:03Speaker 8: The night.
- 1:14:06Speaker 5: A queen and a sailor get on a boat.
- 1:14:08Speaker 6: It sizes night.
- 1:14:10Speaker 8: Well, who's the sailor on the chessboard?
- 1:14:13Speaker 6: What I'm just saying? A knight, just a night like
- 1:14:18Speaker 6: can I t or can I?
- 1:14:21Speaker 8: Oh, okay, I'm sorry.
- 1:14:23Speaker 10: As soon as you really emphasized hey, I thought king
- 1:14:26Speaker 10: queen knight at chessboard.
- 1:14:29Speaker 8: That was brilliant. Quick riddle what is always all around?
- 1:14:32Speaker 9: I feel like let's clap it off on that one.
- 1:14:39Speaker 14: Delivery.
- 1:14:40Speaker 13: Watch back to tape you I said, yeah, well night,
- 1:14:42Speaker 13: a king of queen and a sailor, and I really
- 1:14:44Speaker 13: put that one night under my breast is all and delivery.
- 1:14:46Speaker 5: Francis, next time you do the lighthouse.
- 1:14:48Speaker 10: For the sake of parallelism, you should have said one night,
- 1:14:51Speaker 10: one queen and one sailor.
- 1:14:53Speaker 5: Make it easier for everybody.
- 1:14:56Speaker 8: You'd be speaking in proper syntaxal, I wonder what it's.
- 1:14:59Speaker 1: Like when you're in a room of Francis's right at
- 1:15:02Speaker 1: the skull, let, skull and bones.
- 1:15:06Speaker 8: What is always on the ground but never gets dirty?
- 1:15:10Speaker 6: Shoes No, I'm pretty sure they get dirty.
- 1:15:15Speaker 8: You're never on the ground. No, dirt does get dirty,
- 1:15:21Speaker 8: gets dirty as arms.
- 1:15:22Speaker 6: Dirt is dirty, always on the.
- 1:15:25Speaker 8: Ground, but never gets the ground gets dirty.
- 1:15:27Speaker 1: Dirt gets dirty as hell, always on the ground, but
- 1:15:30Speaker 1: never gets dirty.
- 1:15:31Speaker 8: God, God made me so dumb.
- 1:15:35Speaker 5: What's the key word mine?
- 1:15:37Speaker 1: Nobody there's no sneakery. There's no sneakery at all. Always
- 1:15:41Speaker 1: on the ground, but never gets dirty. Nothing makes you
- 1:15:43Speaker 1: feel smart like saying a riddle that you didn't right. Wait,
- 1:15:49Speaker 1: always on the ground, but never gets dirty.
- 1:15:52Speaker 16: Ummm, if I can explain to you how no thoughts
- 1:15:56Speaker 16: happened in.
- 1:15:57Speaker 5: My head, I got nothing.
- 1:16:01Speaker 1: It's close to possible, Lebron James, I have to reveal
- 1:16:06Speaker 1: it's a shadow.
- 1:16:09Speaker 8: It never gets dirty.
- 1:16:12Speaker 5: That's hobbit level. Do you have your hobby one? No?
- 1:16:15Speaker 5: My phone charging?
- 1:16:19Speaker 8: I guess you're absolved. Are we finished with the riddles?
- 1:16:23Speaker 8: Should move on to the jokes.
- 1:16:25Speaker 6: My joke's kind of a riddle to perfect perfect the.
- 1:16:29Speaker 5: Perfect incredible segue perfectish doesn't exist.
- 1:16:38Speaker 6: That we failed you. I did not know. It was
- 1:16:45Speaker 6: just big of a deal. What's old brown?
- 1:16:47Speaker 10: Sits up in the attic old brown and up in
- 1:16:51Speaker 10: the Is it gonna be like my grandpa?
- 1:16:53Speaker 8: You haven't taken in the frank.
- 1:17:00Speaker 5: Ad?
- 1:17:02Speaker 8: I like that. I like that.
- 1:17:04Speaker 5: I love that, very fun, very.
- 1:17:08Speaker 8: Keep going.
- 1:17:09Speaker 6: Yeah, a couple more.
- 1:17:10Speaker 12: What do you call fish with no eyes and frank.
- 1:17:20Speaker 8: Hippo, elephant or rhino combine? A God?
- 1:17:24Speaker 6: Damn, my guys, you need more. You need more more?
- 1:17:30Speaker 8: No, no, no, no, no, he good, don't make them my guests?
- 1:17:33Speaker 5: Have your guests do something?
- 1:17:34Speaker 6: What do you call it?
- 1:17:34Speaker 5: Deerfra?
- 1:17:36Speaker 8: What do you what do you call it? Skip it?
- 1:17:37Speaker 8: Skip it? What do you call deer with no eyes?
- 1:17:39Speaker 6: No idea?
- 1:17:40Speaker 8: What do you call it? Deer with no eyes and
- 1:17:42Speaker 8: no legs? Roadkill? Still no idea? Still no idea? What
- 1:17:53Speaker 8: do you call it? Deer with no eyes, no legs,
- 1:17:55Speaker 8: no dick, no idea? What it? Still no fucking idea?
- 1:18:04Speaker 6: I like that.
- 1:18:05Speaker 8: That's pretty fun. I like that.
- 1:18:06Speaker 5: So what's try that on stage?
- 1:18:08Speaker 1: What's a what's a pirate's favorite letter?
- 1:18:12Speaker 21: Are?
- 1:18:13Speaker 8: You're think it's the ARE, but actually it's the C
- 1:18:31Speaker 8: came up?
- 1:18:32Speaker 5: All right? Tommy has one that he says is racist. Well,
- 1:18:35Speaker 5: let's pretend like at this point, I had a twelve
- 1:18:37Speaker 5: All right, let's hear it?
- 1:18:38Speaker 13: Does that's I had a twelve year and Jesse type
- 1:18:41Speaker 13: career and it's okay for me?
- 1:18:43Speaker 9: Oh no, no, no, we'll skip.
- 1:18:45Speaker 13: So I live in a really good neighborhood, right, but
- 1:18:48Speaker 13: there was actually a blackout town last night.
- 1:18:50Speaker 5: Don't worry, drop Scott.
- 1:18:56Speaker 9: I like, not bad, that's not bad.
- 1:19:00Speaker 7: Not good.
- 1:19:01Speaker 5: I wrote that on myself. Did you actually that's not bad.
- 1:19:06Speaker 8: I don't hate that joke at all.
- 1:19:08Speaker 5: That's not a bad It's like a curved thing.
- 1:19:11Speaker 13: Or like he's online and he's like, there's a black
- 1:19:13Speaker 13: and my dad and a black lady comes up behind him.
- 1:19:15Speaker 5: She's like, you know, she gets all right if we're
- 1:19:17Speaker 5: doing absolute filth.
- 1:19:18Speaker 1: This is when I heard from a West Virginia yesterday,
- 1:19:22Speaker 1: how do you fuck a fat girl?
- 1:19:26Speaker 11: I can't say it, but I can show you.
- 1:19:29Speaker 1: You start flipping through the folds till you smell ship
- 1:19:31Speaker 1: and go back. One from someone from West Virginia, very mad,
- 1:19:37Speaker 1: someone from West Virginia Mac.
- 1:19:38Speaker 8: Very nasty, Dustin, did you have a joke? No, that's
- 1:19:45Speaker 8: just that's our guest. You don't have to tell a joke.
- 1:19:47Speaker 8: He's our guest. He's really our guest.
- 1:19:50Speaker 19: Great, it's true because there is no l in the
- 1:20:04Speaker 19: Japanese language. Apparently the founder yes on purpose because you
- 1:20:09Speaker 19: wanted jan.
- 1:20:11Speaker 5: You was crazy. Garry Ellison loves fucking culture.
- 1:20:20Speaker 14: Well, you couldn't even say his name.
- 1:20:22Speaker 6: It'd be ever sure.
- 1:20:25Speaker 8: Very son.
- 1:20:26Speaker 5: Every song.
- 1:20:30Speaker 9: Joke, Oh Tommy, did ours yours?
- 1:20:32Speaker 8: No? No, it's sad.
- 1:20:33Speaker 5: You need to end end with a joke Christmas.
- 1:20:38Speaker 8: Christmas joke and original electronica joke. Oh man, that's tough.
- 1:20:44Speaker 6: You kind of put me on the spot.
- 1:20:45Speaker 8: Yeah, no, totally.
- 1:20:48Speaker 9: Christmas joke, Tommy, you got anything Christmas?
- 1:20:52Speaker 8: I got another one.
- 1:20:53Speaker 5: I looked up and I spruced up and it has
- 1:20:54Speaker 5: nothing to do with Christmas.
- 1:20:56Speaker 6: All right, Well, what about that one?
- 1:20:58Speaker 8: Christmas? Okay? Hit me of it.
- 1:21:01Speaker 13: I was really really horny about, like in downtown, like
- 1:21:05Speaker 13: looking for some prostitutes or something.
- 1:21:08Speaker 5: Huge ship. I didn't see a sign that said watch
- 1:21:13Speaker 5: for Chuldern. That's myself. I guess I don't need this
- 1:21:16Speaker 5: Rolex anymore.
- 1:21:19Speaker 8: And guys, that's the same I traded the watch in.
- 1:21:26Speaker 1: Much for a billion spots Ford for Tommy, Smokes for Francis,
- 1:21:33Speaker 1: for Sass, and for myself. A happy New Year and
- 1:21:36Speaker 1: a happy Holidays from your friends over a.
- 1:21:39Speaker 8: Ton of a boy. Dad cheers.
- 1:21:42Speaker 5: That's good joke, so good to shut the show.