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Episode 22: Kicking Off · The Tom & Gerry Show Podcast

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Speaker 1: Hm.
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Speaker 2: We made it, Tom, we made it through the summer.
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Speaker 2: We made it through the summer.
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Speaker 1: I nearly didn't make it through the first ten seconds
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Speaker 1: of this podcast. I have a artimient riser screw here
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Speaker 1: and I was actually picking my teeth with a chair
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Speaker 1: and it slipped. What is wrong with me? Like, like
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Speaker 1: I tell you that, jir, I'm shook. I'm shook. I
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Speaker 1: saw how cruel nature can be. I was about three minutes,
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Speaker 1: four minutes late for the the boards, Tom, Yeah, but
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Speaker 1: I had nothing to do with this at all. Right,
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Speaker 1: one of the boards. Now, like I said, I like
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Speaker 1: one of the birds. They're on They're on the move, right,
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Speaker 1: they are on the move. Okay, they've online checking has
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Speaker 1: been done, them up on the phone wires. And one
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Speaker 1: of them I went to fly out of the garage
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Speaker 1: and banked its head. I don't know how. The door
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Speaker 1: was wide open, banked his head and I'm curious that time. No,
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Speaker 1: nothing to do with me, right, Okay. He was fluttering
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Speaker 1: and kind of arson around on the ground, I says,
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Speaker 1: and I was walking over to kind of just get
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Speaker 1: him up, like come on, come on, come on, come on,
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Speaker 1: you're going now, come on, come on, get yourself to
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Speaker 1: get there. I know you're excited, and he was kind
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Speaker 1: of on he was kind of looking around, going geez us,
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Speaker 1: what just happened? And in that moment, Jared, I mean,
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Speaker 1: I'm about five feet from him, and I will go
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Speaker 1: to reach down. You won't expect what I Of all animals,
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Speaker 1: you'd say cat was going to come in. The dog
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Speaker 1: was getting fairly excited, running behind me, right the dog,
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Speaker 1: the cat. Everything was too slow and Magpie came in,
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Speaker 1: snatched it right in front of me. Bord bird crime,
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Speaker 1: bord Bards like, that's it. He ain't making it South Africa. Sorry,
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Speaker 1: that that is Magpie Pie right now wherever he is
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Speaker 1: and got swallowed.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, well you know Ashak And how are you all
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Speaker 2: keeping there? Again? You're welcome along to the Tom and
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Speaker 2: Jerry podcast. I'm Jerry McBride. That's how many over there
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Speaker 2: bringing us sad titans of one of the swallows that
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Speaker 2: he gave out about for a whole segment last week,
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Speaker 2: but had nothing to do with the death of this
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Speaker 2: one this week.
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Speaker 1: And I wanted to get that clear right. I've wanted
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Speaker 1: to say that live on a podcast to you so
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Speaker 1: that I'm not implicated. I have no way of proving it.
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Speaker 1: The dog won't say anything, but I'm just saying that
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Speaker 1: out there.
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Speaker 2: It wasn't me.
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Speaker 1: I had nothing at all to do with it.
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Speaker 2: Only good plan for not implicating yourself as going horribly dumb.
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Speaker 2: But other than that, we are into September, brother, and
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Speaker 2: are you finding it? The young lad started back at school.
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Speaker 2: I saw you put him up on Facebook. You can't
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Speaker 2: deny that.
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Speaker 1: No, it's going to be you think he's going to
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Speaker 1: at some stage diverge and stop looking like me. But
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Speaker 1: it's as somebody wrote, how does he look more like
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Speaker 1: you than you do? Like? Oh, yeah, that's a valid point,
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Speaker 1: kid that it's ridiculous. I think more than anything, I'm
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Speaker 1: starting to look more like him. Whatever's happening. He started school?
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Speaker 1: I don't know, like the the the scare monger, and
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Speaker 1: people need to stop being such cliche whoors when it
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Speaker 1: comes to just different things in our everyday lives. Do
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Speaker 1: you know people get people get oh god own, you know,
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Speaker 1: saying things like over for another year now? These kind
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Speaker 1: of just be original because the amount of people that
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Speaker 1: messaged that, you know, talking about back and forth. Is
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Speaker 1: he nervous? I'd say he's nervous and like, are you
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Speaker 1: joking me? You he gets to go hang out with
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Speaker 1: his friends in what you have never seen a less
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Speaker 1: nervous The anti nervous Brigade were on board in his
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Speaker 1: country in school, him and seven seven other little students.
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Speaker 1: They all look like little large. They all look like
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Speaker 1: little large in their little navy uniforms. And to say that,
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Speaker 1: while I was like, so, yeah, you're gonna be okay,
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Speaker 1: and he's looking at me like Jesus Christ, pull yourself
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Speaker 1: together for God's sake, And I was like yeah, And
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Speaker 1: it was so funny, like you you know, you're in
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Speaker 1: in the country, like when all the dads are walking
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Speaker 1: out wearing Snickers and we're all cracking walking out to
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Speaker 1: all our Snickers trousers and various.
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Speaker 2: Door the on the other on the flip side of
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Speaker 2: a tom you know your your man's early there was
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Speaker 2: a school. My two are grizzled veterans, yes, stage yeah,
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Speaker 2: and they went solemnly back to school.
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Speaker 1: How about Okay, so they're in the burnout phase. I
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Speaker 1: get it. It happens as.
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Speaker 2: All they're in the okay.
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Speaker 1: I'm saying, I'm happy to say this publicly on air
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Speaker 1: right now, this year, the start of this year. He's
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Speaker 1: forced every year class class, right, I don't know how
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Speaker 1: the other ones have got to go. Yeah class, but yeah,
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Speaker 1: birthday party, the old joke.
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Speaker 2: They don't realize you're there for a long time.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, birthday parties over the weekend as well. So there
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Speaker 1: was bounty castes and sugar and you want to watch
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Speaker 1: twenty country kids on high on multicolored things leapping on
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Speaker 1: a giant alligator. It was I was glad at one point.
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Speaker 1: I was glad to go in and do the two gigs.
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Speaker 1: I was doing that even I was kind of like, ah,
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Speaker 1: right here for a rest and go tell some jokes
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Speaker 1: to people. Oh yeah, it was a full on weekend,
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Speaker 1: but all could I cannot crib. But it was sulely
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Speaker 1: the bit this evening now by the side of that
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Speaker 1: poor old bird getting interestingly. You don't really conceive how
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Speaker 1: big a magpie is, but that bastard could have taken
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Speaker 1: me if you want it. Do you know what I mean?
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Speaker 1: This was some you know, David John Carpenter looking star.
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Speaker 2: I wouldn't I wouldn't mess with a magpile.
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Speaker 1: I waved on him. Whatever you're supposed to do, jar
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Speaker 1: I you know, I I moaned him. I don't know
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Speaker 1: what you're supposed to do with a magpie to keep
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Speaker 1: good luck. But I did it. I did it all anyway.
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Speaker 1: I gave him the finger, I high fived him. I did.
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Speaker 1: I didn't know what to do. But pray for me,
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Speaker 1: That's all I'll say, because I don't know what's what's
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Speaker 1: to come within the next hour.
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Speaker 2: Anything can happen the next half hour, Thomas. Speaking of which,
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Speaker 2: now let's segue. This is going to be the hardest
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Speaker 2: right turn segway that we've ever had.
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Speaker 3: Were looking for this.
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Speaker 2: We're all talking about bouncy castles, bouncy castles and wishing
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Speaker 2: sparrows the best with our future endeavors. We're gonna bring
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Speaker 2: you into the weekly what have you here, ladies and gentlemen,
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Speaker 2: because yes, it is the start of September ah and
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Speaker 2: that brings with a very important anniversary. So yeah, that
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Speaker 2: is our weekly what have you for? The for the
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Speaker 2: for the week, guys, it's the big news. It's scuttle,
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Speaker 2: but you know what it is, hit with the jingle Thomas,
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Speaker 2: the Weekly what have you? This is a very complicated case,
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Speaker 2: mod you know, a lot of a lot of outs
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Speaker 2: a lot of what have you and uh, a lot
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Speaker 2: of scrants to keep in my head.
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Speaker 1: Man, the weekly what have you? I don't know by
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Speaker 1: the time this will it will it be alternated? I
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Speaker 1: suppose we'll be leading into the next one.
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Speaker 2: We land on Thursday, which is the fifth, and then
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Speaker 2: the following Thursday is the twelfth. So if we're going
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Speaker 2: to do anything for the weekly what have you, Tom,
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Speaker 2: we do it now. By the time you listen to this,
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Speaker 2: what can I say?
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Speaker 1: Just so so good with scheduling, Like I would have
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Speaker 1: done this the day of and everything and be late
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Speaker 1: with it, And God, you're good with scheduling. Fair play
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Speaker 1: to you.
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Speaker 2: Well, let's find out how wise this was as a
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Speaker 2: weekly what have you? Tom? We're talking about the anniversary
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Speaker 2: twenty third. It is of September the eleventh, the September
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Speaker 2: the eleventh attack. Now we're a good crack podcast, Tom,
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Speaker 2: But if any of the listeners are kind of going
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Speaker 2: like lads thinking, we're about to spend the next twenty
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Speaker 2: minutes making light of the September eleventh attacks, which claimed
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Speaker 2: over three thousand American lives and kicked off pretty much
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Speaker 2: two straight decades of war on Hell. We're not going
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Speaker 2: to do that, okay, but we said that we would
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Speaker 2: market because it is an important anniversary, of course, and
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Speaker 2: I had know the news this week, Tom.
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Speaker 1: There was plenty of news. But I think given both
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Speaker 1: our affiliation with America and stuff like that, I mean,
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Speaker 1: even though we have in a lot of ways no
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Speaker 1: time for America at all, but awful time in some
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Speaker 1: ways for America.
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Speaker 2: Well, this is it, and not for nothing as well.
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Speaker 2: I want to say, Tom, I'm forty four for this
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Speaker 2: next part. I know you're behind me here before forty
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Speaker 2: three year about.
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Speaker 1: I'll be forty three. In nineteen days time, I'll be
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Speaker 1: forty three, so not that far behind you.
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Speaker 2: So you think about it. This isn't now twenty three
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Speaker 2: years so both of us were like nineteen twenty.
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Speaker 1: Okay.
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Speaker 2: So here's what we're gonna do, folks. Okay, I told
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Speaker 2: you already. We're not gonna make Little at September eleventh.
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Speaker 2: It's not that kind of podcast. And we're not going
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Speaker 2: to get into the conspiracy theories of nine to eleven.
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Speaker 1: I'm not gonna get into a podcast anything really of
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Speaker 1: nine to eleven. There's plenty of documentaries out there if
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Speaker 1: you want to go have a look at that kind
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Speaker 1: of thing.
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Speaker 2: I'll throw out through a few up on the socials
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Speaker 2: if you're curious. But I'll tell you what we can do,
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Speaker 2: Tom mm hm, with the very level best of men.
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Speaker 2: What we can do is we can make everything all
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Speaker 2: about ourselves. And that's what we're gonna do right here.
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Speaker 1: Most comedian thing I've ever heard my intre life. Well,
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Speaker 1: you know, it's a tragic scenario. But at the same time, Tom.
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Speaker 2: What were you at nine to eleven? Just about us?
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Speaker 2: So here's what we're going to do. Tom, It's really
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Speaker 2: easy and I can't believe we haven't done it before.
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Speaker 2: We'll just take the final listeners of the Tom and
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Speaker 2: Jerry podcast through our experiences of the day, which should
9:21
Speaker 2: be pretty different.
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Speaker 1: Now. Yeah, well mine, yeah, cut straight to the point.
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Speaker 2: Mine ours much more than mine, I would say.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, I was. I I'm sure I've told you about
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Speaker 1: this before, but I was in America for that summer
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Speaker 1: for my j one, Yes, Adan, and we were in
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Speaker 1: Boston and of course, being such cliche irish young flers
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Speaker 1: with our face, incredibly, we have decent fake ID made
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Speaker 1: before we went because we were, you know, actually over
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Speaker 1: age at home, being nineteen I think an underage in America.
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Speaker 1: And it was a great summer. We he spent an
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Speaker 1: arts and about. I tipped around between New York and
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Speaker 1: Florida and and whatnot. And I was one of the
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Speaker 1: last to go. The lads had all gone a few
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Speaker 1: weeks before me. But I I'm you know, I'm one
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Speaker 1: of those guys to like to get all of the
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Speaker 1: parody out of me.
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Speaker 2: Yes maam.
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Speaker 1: But what like, there'll be people listening to this that
10:17
Speaker 1: are maybe that young that yeah, okay, they're pre that
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Speaker 1: or what everyone they were born, but they were so young,
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Speaker 1: maybe they hadn't flown or taken responsibility. But what they
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Speaker 1: didn't realize the turning point of airport security that happened
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Speaker 1: immediately after that. Because and I've said this, and I
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Speaker 1: don't mind saying it because it's such a I've said
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Speaker 1: it many times, but it's such a poignant moment. Was
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Speaker 1: I flew home and I'll go back a few days
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Speaker 1: as well. I flew home at September tenth out of Boston,
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Speaker 1: the same airport, right same airport that they flew out of,
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Speaker 1: the hijackers flew out of, And I had washed my
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Speaker 1: passport accidentally in some laundromat in Fort Lauderdale, you know,
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Speaker 1: a couple of weeks, not fully sober, kind of does
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Speaker 1: that like? And I remember, yeah, producing it to the woman.
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Speaker 1: Actually also, I two baseball bats that I was bringing home,
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Speaker 1: and right they were like they were technically weapons, and
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Speaker 1: they were checking lads. Other Irish lads were ahead of me.
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Speaker 1: You can see thed Hurleies with them. They were kind
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Speaker 1: of have to check them into you know, into the right,
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Speaker 1: right right because of their weapons. And Joan was looking
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Speaker 1: at me kind of going, sure, look at you go on.
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Speaker 1: So she was leaving me bring bring these two baseball
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Speaker 1: bats on board. And when I produced my i'd such
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Speaker 1: a KOI nineteen year old soon to be twenty or
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Speaker 1: twenty year old headed me sure because after getting washed
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Speaker 1: and at this stage she was used to so many
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Speaker 1: big bud munching heads. She was so lovely. The woman
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Speaker 1: her name was some like you know Bridges as well.
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Speaker 1: Behind the counter. She was lovely.
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Speaker 2: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: Who she'd remind you of was the kind of nana
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Speaker 1: from Dennis to Menace. Do you remember them? They?
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Speaker 2: Yeah, you know she was.
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Speaker 1: She was lovely and she went, well, well, would you
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Speaker 1: be the cleanest guy on the flight. I'm like, oh,
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Speaker 1: she I suppose I will short, you know.
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Speaker 2: Go on and to be fair time, like she's working
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Speaker 2: in the Boston Airport service in Dublin, so like you know,
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Speaker 2: she'd be used to this kind of thing. This is
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Speaker 2: the thing, like that'll be like, excuse me, sorry, you're drunk. No, well, here,
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Speaker 2: have a couple of bottles on me.
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Speaker 1: But as we all know, everything changed extremely from ten
12:20
Speaker 1: million liters and you know, kick your shoes off and
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Speaker 1: Q and you know, ludicrous the TSA.
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Speaker 2: The system that's in place now for anybody that was
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Speaker 2: I'm thinking like anybody that was like five years of
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Speaker 2: age at the time, Yeah, yeah, would be twenty eight
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Speaker 2: going on thirty. Here's me being generous that they say,
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Speaker 2: like the the lower end of the demographic would be
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Speaker 2: thirty ish, right, give or take. We're into the zoo.
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Speaker 1: Well we're into the low twenties too. We've quite a
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Speaker 1: large population of early twenties. So Leeds, you have the
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Speaker 1: clue what he's talking about here.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, well, this is it.
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Speaker 2: And if if the rest of you do, you're probably
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Speaker 2: in a push. You are going through security. The security
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Speaker 2: that we have in airports these they is today We've
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Speaker 2: been fighting against that, Tom for twenty straight years to
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Speaker 2: get used to it, and we're only used to it now.
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Speaker 2: It didn't used to be what you're shit in a
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Speaker 2: plastic bag. We lived through the whole process of okay, okay,
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Speaker 2: we have it. Now you can take on this amount
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Speaker 2: of liquid if you put it in a bag, and
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Speaker 2: we're like, okay, fine, fine.
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Speaker 1: Three the day even I was talking about bree that lads,
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Speaker 1: you could prrectly walk with a fag hanging out of
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Speaker 1: your mouth and yeah, doing about ten battle of vodka
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Speaker 1: in your arms and strolla define us Define So.
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Speaker 2: Tom, were you in the air on September the eleventh
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Speaker 2: or you touch down?
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Speaker 1: I know I touched down, and I'll go back a
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Speaker 1: few days. I was in on September eighth. I was
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Speaker 1: in New York to visit a cousin who lived in Yonkers.
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Speaker 1: I was staying in the borough of Yonkers with him
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Speaker 1: for a couple of days, and he took me down
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Speaker 1: to We didn't get to meet our his brother, who
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Speaker 1: worked in one of the buildings, Tower two, right, he didn't.
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Speaker 1: We didn't get to meet him that day, but we
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Speaker 1: went out for lunch. We hung out, I always did
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Speaker 1: the usual thing, walk through Wall Street, the whole lot,
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Speaker 1: and being an engineering student, you're at the time, you're
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Speaker 1: just looking at these huge buildings, going the balls on
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Speaker 1: these fellas, the balls on them, like one thing to
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Speaker 1: build now, you know what I mean, you literally have
14:16
Speaker 1: or even at the time in two thousand and one,
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Speaker 1: you'd you know, CAD computerated drawing that could calculate all
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Speaker 1: the moments of the the you know, the full crumbs
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Speaker 1: and stuff like that. You're just looking going, how much
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Speaker 1: of this was built? Kind of gone, yeah, uh, the
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Speaker 1: last one, yeah, you.
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Speaker 2: Know, a couple of stories on it is probably grand.
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Speaker 1: But like when I started talking to him who had
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Speaker 1: been quite into it, these like see that building over there,
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Speaker 1: I was like building number seven, which did come down
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Speaker 1: as well. He says, that is the most that actually
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Speaker 1: is in I don't know some but World Ginness Book
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Speaker 1: for the most oversized steel in it like ludicrous steel,
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Speaker 1: like you know, not necessary at all to hold up
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Speaker 1: not the tallest building in New York, but still just
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Speaker 1: they went Jesus Christ put in the biggest like you
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Speaker 1: could have built seven built ins out of the steel
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Speaker 1: beams with in the.
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Speaker 2: Thing, but someone had to causing the soul steel one.
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Speaker 1: Hundred per one hundred percent. It was like, well, it
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Speaker 1: sure look good. It is better looking at it than
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Speaker 1: for us, do you know?
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Speaker 2: Yeah?
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Speaker 1: But I just remember thinking, do not the nuts on
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Speaker 1: you to keep going, We'll throw another one on. Well,
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Speaker 1: I will throw another floor on. And there's twin towers.
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Speaker 1: Were the two that just flabbergasted me. They took up
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Speaker 1: all the skyline of your eyesight. Even if you uture
15:28
Speaker 1: back to them, you could see the fucking things. I say,
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Speaker 1: but standing just go up and up on them, and
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Speaker 1: you're up and up, and I remember what my little
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Speaker 1: camera ye yeah, yeah, yeah, because people would may not notice.
15:41
Speaker 1: But flip phones are only a thing that and there
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Speaker 1: was no cameras in them. If there was, it was rubbish.
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Speaker 1: And I remember as the furthest point back from the plaza,
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Speaker 1: it still took. It was a two and a half
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Speaker 1: photographs from the very back corner of the plaza of
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Speaker 1: one of these things. It took too, So you'd have
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Speaker 1: to sell the tape and I'd love yeah, exactly. I
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Speaker 1: deciliative two of them together. I don't again, don't know
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Speaker 1: where it is. It would have been great to have it.
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Speaker 1: But the first thought into my head was because I
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Speaker 1: was thinking of structurally how they were built. I was
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Speaker 1: like Jesus a night divine, if just if a bitter
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Speaker 1: one came down to would destroy all around it because
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Speaker 1: they're in such a precarious place. There's madness, in my opinion,
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Speaker 1: you know, throwing up a thing that height, you know,
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Speaker 1: but obviously not considering out the way wasn't an option.
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Speaker 1: So up the way it was the only one thing.
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Speaker 1: And more than anything, they were to show a symbol
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Speaker 1: of American strength, you know, these two things literally two
16:39
Speaker 1: fingers for the world, wasn't It really was like two
16:41
Speaker 1: big kid cats up to the world. And that was
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Speaker 1: my first thing. I came out and I said to him,
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Speaker 1: I remember going, can you imagine one of them things
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Speaker 1: coming down, like any bit of it, but the whole
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Speaker 1: thing coming down? Like what what would be the devastation
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Speaker 1: it would cause? And that was I can't remember much
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Speaker 1: from that someone, but I remember that one phrase coming
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Speaker 1: out of me. And a couple of days later, I
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Speaker 1: was obviously on the plane and I got uh. I
17:05
Speaker 1: got back with my doll airs, my dall hairs, and
17:08
Speaker 1: went to lodge them in a banking cork and a
17:11
Speaker 1: security guard came up to me and went, fuck, I
17:13
Speaker 1: need it. Is there a flying a plane into one
17:15
Speaker 1: of the twenty hours? I went, I was only at
17:18
Speaker 1: the bloody things. Was only I was only at the here,
17:22
Speaker 1: and I was raging because I wanted to go up
17:24
Speaker 1: in it. But my cousin was around to your key
17:26
Speaker 1: characters in or anything, so yeah, like I sure look
17:28
Speaker 1: at it, we'll look at other stuff. So instead and
17:32
Speaker 1: assuming it was a Cessna and Irish r.
17:35
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, a lot of that going around.
17:37
Speaker 1: Yeah, the handful of dollars that I had left, lodged
17:40
Speaker 1: them and went back home, over to the flat, and Jesus,
17:46
Speaker 1: the news just don't folded in front of me. I
17:49
Speaker 1: went no, no, immediately started trying to text the ant because,
17:54
Speaker 1: thanks for the God the cousin's irishness in him, his
17:58
Speaker 1: his tower didn't get hit. For the other one did.
18:02
Speaker 1: The whole world shook. He did not even consider any
18:06
Speaker 1: of his stuff that was at the desk he was
18:08
Speaker 1: servicing a friend's laptop. He bolted straight for the door
18:12
Speaker 1: and down, down and out the gap that was just
18:14
Speaker 1: his irishness in him. Went had to fuck and ran
18:17
Speaker 1: for everything in his work didn't know whether to somebody's
18:20
Speaker 1: loud fart or whether he didn't know. He just everything
18:24
Speaker 1: went run, run, run, and he was a good runner.
18:26
Speaker 1: He got he got away.
18:30
Speaker 2: You had someone in the that's amazing. Yeah, I will
18:32
Speaker 2: say like that. And I have watched a lot of
18:34
Speaker 2: documentaries on it. You know, you don't victim blame or
18:37
Speaker 2: anything like that, but a lot of people just kind
18:39
Speaker 2: of had a bit of a suck and see mentality,
18:41
Speaker 2: and and and sat and waited and see what was
18:43
Speaker 2: going to happen here.
18:44
Speaker 1: And that's that's mostly what did happen. And it wasn't
18:47
Speaker 1: until two things kind of came to mind there. It
18:50
Speaker 1: was one, you're indoctrinented to believe that with security will
18:54
Speaker 1: always tell us what's happening, and we'll wait for that.
18:57
Speaker 1: And two, the very American is some very American to
19:01
Speaker 1: your core, but would never to be like believe in
19:04
Speaker 1: that a magpie is going to come down and take you,
19:08
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. It was so far from
19:11
Speaker 1: like the pride and the you know, the belief that
19:13
Speaker 1: the Americans at the time had in themselves was just
19:16
Speaker 1: on paralleled. Every other nation in the world had been
19:21
Speaker 1: in a war of some sort on their own style.
19:23
Speaker 1: Do you know what I mean? The Americans I met
19:25
Speaker 1: just this is we've only to deal with ourselves here.
19:29
Speaker 1: Nobody would this is fort or.
19:31
Speaker 2: Even the building that I'm in right now has been
19:34
Speaker 2: hit by a plane. Yeah, and so has the one
19:37
Speaker 2: across the road. Yeah, and you know it's it's you're, you're, you're,
19:43
Speaker 2: your cousin is the right thing. Tom, I too would
19:45
Speaker 2: have been in the Bronx at this stage. I would have.
19:47
Speaker 2: I'm not one of these guys that says like.
19:49
Speaker 3: Oh I would have stayed there.
19:50
Speaker 2: I would have. You'd have never seen a McBride move
19:53
Speaker 2: so fast and you're like.
19:54
Speaker 1: Not a fit. He the same man actually played winger
19:56
Speaker 1: for Newbridge College. He was He would have been quick
19:58
Speaker 1: on his feet, and he was that way. He was
20:00
Speaker 1: down that stairwell. I'd say he was taken five at
20:03
Speaker 1: a time, like just get the fucking gap, good look,
20:08
Speaker 1: And thanks to God he did do that, and he
20:10
Speaker 1: was smart to use his intuition. He was gone, And yeah,
20:14
Speaker 1: I watched an unfold in and it was crazy. Our phone,
20:17
Speaker 1: you know, couldn't get through to any phones in America.
20:19
Speaker 1: Nobody needed knew how to deal with this. Now here's
20:22
Speaker 1: the thing. Stuff like this has been happening in third
20:25
Speaker 1: worlds for years. Okay, not on such a huge building. Yeah,
20:28
Speaker 1: but like they've been going through terror and horror and
20:32
Speaker 1: scary stuff for years.
20:34
Speaker 2: But this is the first ourselves up the North toll
20:36
Speaker 2: be bit.
20:37
Speaker 1: A bit, a bit, Yes, you're right where I suppose this.
20:42
Speaker 2: See if that makes the edit, Tom, this is the
20:45
Speaker 2: I look what.
20:45
Speaker 1: There would have been. There would have been a degree.
20:47
Speaker 1: But this is the age of mobile phonest, do you
20:51
Speaker 1: know what I mean? There was we were kind of
20:54
Speaker 1: we were becoming very global, and now we could watch
20:57
Speaker 1: it in real time.
20:58
Speaker 2: You always got to the news after the fact. That's
21:00
Speaker 2: the one thing I will say about it. You always
21:01
Speaker 2: got the news after fact. Oh there has been an
21:04
Speaker 2: explosion and we now go live to the scene and
21:07
Speaker 2: here it is and yes, the building has clearly blown
21:10
Speaker 2: up and whatnot, or there's been a car crash and
21:12
Speaker 2: you know whatever it might be. But this is like, no,
21:14
Speaker 2: this has happened, and hold up a seat and watch
21:17
Speaker 2: it because it's happening right now.
21:19
Speaker 1: Yeah live O J.
21:20
Speaker 2: Simpson Chase.
21:21
Speaker 1: Like, I don't think there's been anything as live. Do
21:24
Speaker 1: you know what I mean?
21:25
Speaker 2: Since do you know what I mean, It's never been
21:26
Speaker 2: anything as live since.
21:28
Speaker 1: As live like in such a mesmeric Holy Jesus Christ,
21:32
Speaker 1: what is this kind of scenario? I mean, we you know,
21:34
Speaker 1: the I suppose desert storm was on the television a lot,
21:39
Speaker 1: the Afghanistan warms.
21:41
Speaker 2: But even if that now was filter, this was it
21:43
Speaker 2: was filtered filter. And again, youngsters, the youth, the twenty
21:47
Speaker 2: something year old listeners of the Tom and Jerry show
21:49
Speaker 2: that you assure me we have, they're used to these
21:54
Speaker 2: days watching live drone footage of Ukrainian lads drop a
21:57
Speaker 2: grenades on Russians as it happens, like it's a game
22:00
Speaker 2: of call of duty. No again, more, wasn't like that
22:05
Speaker 2: in two thousand and one. This was I hate say, Tom,
22:10
Speaker 2: the Weekly, what have you of? The of of of
22:12
Speaker 2: the news. We I didn't have as much skin in
22:14
Speaker 2: the game as you did, Tom. I was not there
22:17
Speaker 2: the day beforehand, nor was I, you know, literally holding
22:20
Speaker 2: currency in my hand while that happened. Yeah, yeah, either
22:25
Speaker 2: literally with a fistful of dollars.
22:28
Speaker 1: Yeah, like a country song, same, doesn't it?
22:31
Speaker 2: You know, watching this on the news, wondering what the
22:33
Speaker 2: fuck this is going to do to the exchange rate.
22:34
Speaker 1: Like you know, I'm just glad I got it lodged immediately, Jerry.
22:37
Speaker 1: To be honest with Jed, that's from a Zlverish point
22:38
Speaker 1: of view, but that's the comedian in me.
22:39
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, what can we do? What can we do?
22:41
Speaker 3: Folks?
22:42
Speaker 2: I had a much I had a much simpler end
22:44
Speaker 2: of a time. You there, you were, you were a
22:46
Speaker 2: good You could tell what you were doing on September
22:48
Speaker 2: to eight, because I suppose you were in the shadow
22:50
Speaker 2: of the two towers. I couldn't tell you what I
22:53
Speaker 2: did in two thousand and one up to that day.
22:56
Speaker 1: That's a fait no, And nor could I only that
22:58
Speaker 1: it was an I'd say that summer. I couldn't tell
23:01
Speaker 1: you the following summer what I did, But it was
23:05
Speaker 1: because that summer was all hinged on that one full
23:08
Speaker 1: crumb that was September exactly.
23:10
Speaker 2: You know what I mean, I am. I could just
23:13
Speaker 2: about tell you I started the Curt like I started
23:17
Speaker 2: the Curt Girl, and it was the only air of
23:19
Speaker 2: the doors when I only kind of know that because
23:22
Speaker 2: after nine to eleven we got like a bank holiday.
23:24
Speaker 2: People might not remember that with Ireland gave us all
23:26
Speaker 2: the bank holiday to just chill out. Yes, remember that.
23:31
Speaker 2: And I was like, oh, what do you have? That?
23:33
Speaker 2: That was like that was like a date for us.
23:35
Speaker 2: I was like, what do you have? What are you
23:36
Speaker 2: off on?
23:36
Speaker 1: That?
23:36
Speaker 2: Fright as well? Yeah you want to just like hang
23:38
Speaker 2: around whatever? That much? I do know. The only thing
23:41
Speaker 2: I can tell you about September the tenth tom is that.
23:45
Speaker 2: And I don't know to who, and I don't know
23:48
Speaker 2: of what, but I absolutely made a big sale of tiles.
23:56
Speaker 1: All right, the price of tiles right now, I could
24:01
Speaker 1: do with two thousand and one. But McBride's selling me times.
24:03
Speaker 1: I can tell you that right now.
24:04
Speaker 2: That I made a big sale of titles because on
24:06
Speaker 2: two thousand and one, I was putting that order together
24:09
Speaker 2: for livery that much. I know, all right, And there's
24:14
Speaker 2: probably people that are working listen, if they're listening to this,
24:17
Speaker 2: they're going, like, I fucking sold those You put them together,
24:20
Speaker 2: You put the order together after I sold it. It's like,
24:23
Speaker 2: all right, you know, as twenty three years later, let's
24:25
Speaker 2: not talk about who did or did in'tell late big
24:27
Speaker 2: time whites here, all right. Yeah, but I was working
24:33
Speaker 2: as a waitress in a cocktail But I was working
24:34
Speaker 2: as a go for in a hardware shop, and it
24:37
Speaker 2: was I remember it was after lunch time. By the
24:39
Speaker 2: time I'd come back from lunch and we were opening
24:41
Speaker 2: up the shop again and one of the boys came
24:43
Speaker 2: there's some customer came in and he said, oh, did
24:45
Speaker 2: you see what was going on in America? I goes, no,
24:47
Speaker 2: what's going on? And he says all like this after
24:50
Speaker 2: a plane crashing into a building and like like a
24:52
Speaker 2: hijacking sort of the thing. And again like you I thought, oh,
24:56
Speaker 2: Cessna or some such and he goes no, no, like a
24:58
Speaker 2: big fucking set was at the time. I goes all,
25:01
Speaker 2: like a week plan. It goes no, like a like
25:02
Speaker 2: a jumbo jet And I was like, oh, a jumbo
25:05
Speaker 2: jet has been hijacked after it took off and it
25:07
Speaker 2: was crashed into the building, and my brain went they
25:10
Speaker 2: crashed it into the control tower at the airport. Yeah,
25:14
Speaker 2: right that that they got it. One was taken off
25:16
Speaker 2: on the runway and just steered it over into the thing.
25:19
Speaker 2: And then we turned on the TV in the shop
25:20
Speaker 2: and I was like, oh, no, okay, oh I see no,
25:25
Speaker 2: when you see a building you mean that. And I
25:29
Speaker 2: didn't even know the name that it was the World
25:30
Speaker 2: I didn't. I don't know that I and you know,
25:32
Speaker 2: many people would have known that was the World Trade Center.
25:36
Speaker 1: I mean, it's it's it's quite a statement to make
25:38
Speaker 1: about anything really like that, there's the World Trade Center.
25:40
Speaker 2: I was more of an Empire State building kind of guy.
25:43
Speaker 2: I couldn't name you five out the buildings in it.
25:45
Speaker 1: It's true, it's true. The Empire State was the one
25:47
Speaker 1: on my on my to do list. And you see,
25:50
Speaker 1: like you know what I mean that and the Ghostbusters
25:51
Speaker 1: Firehouse and you know you've done that too, like you know, yeah,
25:55
Speaker 1: the things, so we won't we won't dwell too much
25:57
Speaker 1: on it. And what I'd like to know is people's well,
26:00
Speaker 1: I'll tell you, I'll tell you.
26:01
Speaker 2: I want it. This one, this one I do want
26:02
Speaker 2: to say ask. Yeah, was act the grind Right, We
26:05
Speaker 2: were working away and any any of the customers that
26:09
Speaker 2: came into the shop with like a little fourteen inch
26:11
Speaker 2: portable for watching football and whatnot. And I was up
26:14
Speaker 2: there and we watched the whole thing's unfold and the
26:20
Speaker 2: boss said to turn it off.
26:23
Speaker 1: Work Yeah, I mean yeah, it was together.
26:27
Speaker 2: This tiler order and I remember at the time maybe
26:30
Speaker 2: it was just like, oh, you know, in hindsight, he
26:32
Speaker 2: was running a business, so number what it was like,
26:34
Speaker 2: let's get as much money out peoplesossible, because he wasn't
26:36
Speaker 2: that kind of gay. But it's something that mine said
26:38
Speaker 2: to me, like, you know, you know, there's a lot
26:41
Speaker 2: of people in carac would have had people in New York,
26:44
Speaker 2: and the last thing they want to do is come
26:45
Speaker 2: walking in and see maybe the relatives crumbling underneath the
26:49
Speaker 2: two towers, so I can see that sort of thing.
26:51
Speaker 2: They turned that off in case someone comes in and
26:52
Speaker 2: they're upset by it or whatnot. Yeah, yeah, if we're
26:54
Speaker 2: thinking at the time. But I was down in the
26:57
Speaker 2: back of the shed putting together eight by ten us.
27:00
Speaker 2: He's honestly, Tom, the thought occurred to me that this
27:03
Speaker 2: was the end of the world, that someone was going
27:05
Speaker 2: to fly a plane into Tyler Batrim Shore and cross
27:10
Speaker 2: and get me. How it occurred to me, Tom, you
27:14
Speaker 2: never know. But here I didn't know it wasn't happening
27:16
Speaker 2: because crush in Pennsylvania and everywhere, it's like every time
27:20
Speaker 2: you went up to check and sneak the TV on looker,
27:22
Speaker 2: it's like another plane has gone down.
27:25
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I mean, yeah, you didn't know.
27:29
Speaker 1: You didn't know, But I wanted to quickly ask you
27:31
Speaker 1: a question that you will probably know the answer to.
27:35
Speaker 1: Did they have the in certain movies Film of the time?
27:41
Speaker 1: Have they cee gi that them out from from the skyline.
27:44
Speaker 1: I've heard that they have on some movies.
27:47
Speaker 2: Whimer and you know, we'll get someone throw them up
27:50
Speaker 2: on the socials. There was a couple that they edited
27:53
Speaker 2: around them in places. The only one that I remember
27:56
Speaker 2: was and I haven't here some more Metal Gear Solid
27:59
Speaker 2: two on the PlayStation right is to come out the
28:02
Speaker 2: following Easter, and if anybody has played the game, at
28:06
Speaker 2: the end of it takes place in New York and
28:08
Speaker 2: like a big spaceship has crashed into New York and
28:11
Speaker 2: they're having.
28:11
Speaker 3: A big reroute at it, and.
28:15
Speaker 2: It was like at the end, it's it's it's it's
28:18
Speaker 2: really badly edited because you're there like oh no, we're
28:20
Speaker 2: gonna cry, and then it just it's like cuts. And
28:23
Speaker 2: then they're fighting in the rubble in New York and
28:25
Speaker 2: it's like, Okay, I see what you cut out of
28:27
Speaker 2: that there.
28:29
Speaker 1: Into that and I just a another bit of movie lower.
28:32
Speaker 1: I don't know how many of our listeners, but I
28:35
Speaker 1: assume probably about ninety five percent have seen Escape to
28:39
Speaker 1: New York. Yes with Snake Pliskin. But if you see
28:43
Speaker 1: the trajectory plan of what where they to fly the plane,
28:47
Speaker 1: if you remember correctly, you remember it, ye fly it
28:51
Speaker 1: into the Twin Towers. I mean sometimes yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
29:00
Speaker 2: You're not you're not your Tom. That's the weekly what
29:02
Speaker 2: have you? Where were you on nine eleven. We're not
29:05
Speaker 2: accusing anybody of anything. We just want to find out.
29:08
Speaker 2: But that's enough of that for now. We're going to
29:10
Speaker 2: move on to the second segment. Okay, Twin Towers, my
29:13
Speaker 2: lads all together. You know, I'm going to tell you
29:17
Speaker 2: Tom every week. Now there's a lad that surpasses all
29:21
Speaker 2: lads and he becomes well known on this podcast as
29:25
Speaker 2: this lady.
29:29
Speaker 1: Oh by god, this lad amalgamates into the form of
29:33
Speaker 1: two lads. Well, you know, lads, I think you could
29:35
Speaker 1: take take from this. There's a couple of individuals in this.
29:39
Speaker 1: You could take from this story that you could say
29:42
Speaker 1: a bit of a hero, a bit of a lege,
29:44
Speaker 1: gonna have a story for life or so. Essentially, what's
29:47
Speaker 1: happened is a two lads they were heading up. Two astronauts.
29:55
Speaker 1: They were heading up by the name of God. What
29:59
Speaker 1: are their name again? Uh? Were the cosmonauts? They were
30:03
Speaker 1: cosmonauts I think, and then and then.
30:07
Speaker 2: It and then showing star liners what they're on.
30:13
Speaker 1: Yes, sorry, sorry, you're right there. They're on a Boeing
30:16
Speaker 1: star liner and they were there were russ cosmos.
30:20
Speaker 2: Yeah, and and and and the two of them is
30:23
Speaker 2: a chap called Butch Wilmore. And that's a that's an
30:25
Speaker 2: astronaut's name. If everyone wanted to tell you, right, but.
30:28
Speaker 1: The duo will return with yes, Sonny Williams and Butch Wilmore.
30:32
Speaker 1: I mean, that's too great.
30:35
Speaker 2: As we have always said, with with this lad, this
30:37
Speaker 2: lad is any gender or at times any species, races
30:41
Speaker 2: to believe we've got the building. Be this lad at
30:43
Speaker 2: one stage or the other. Soon he is is as lady. Yeah,
30:48
Speaker 2: but don't you call it lady astronaut Tom And that's
30:51
Speaker 2: an astronaut. But twenty four wake up.
30:54
Speaker 1: That's actually do you know what there's there's there's a
30:56
Speaker 1: guy who used to play rugby for New Zealand called
30:57
Speaker 1: Sonny Bill Williams, which william yes, yes, yes, Sonny Williams
31:02
Speaker 1: Williams Butch Wilmore. I mean they essentially they went up
31:05
Speaker 1: on what turned out to be a HAPI shite and
31:09
Speaker 1: I don't mind saying it. They were heading up to
31:10
Speaker 1: the International Space Station. They were on going up for
31:12
Speaker 1: a week in July, and turns out of the twenty
31:16
Speaker 1: four jets that were basically, you know, little little back
31:18
Speaker 1: thrusters and little, seven of them went queer. NASA were
31:25
Speaker 1: able to basically run tests and sort out six of
31:28
Speaker 1: those seven little thrusters, and they got them docked. But
31:33
Speaker 1: the problem is that there's one not fully working. There's
31:37
Speaker 1: a bit of dirt cuttin it. The injector's fucked. They
31:40
Speaker 1: got it off of heres, blown gray smoke everywhere down
31:46
Speaker 1: the road. Shame in the life at whoever's you know,
31:48
Speaker 1: hard start? Oh God, bocklock black clock clock lick. But
31:52
Speaker 1: the two lads, Sonny and Butch, Jesus, what a couple
31:55
Speaker 1: of names of people to be stuck brilliant. The plan
31:58
Speaker 1: was for them to spin around, have a LuxI maybe
32:01
Speaker 1: I don't know see how worms work in space, but
32:06
Speaker 1: they've decided a bit too risky back in that shoke. Now.
32:10
Speaker 1: I don't know they're gonna leave that joke up there, well.
32:13
Speaker 2: That I don't know. I know they're gonna they're gonna
32:15
Speaker 2: come home. There's some other scheduled flight in February. So
32:18
Speaker 2: now they went up for a week and they have
32:20
Speaker 2: to stay in there until February, and they're gonna get
32:22
Speaker 2: back on that flight. The craft that touck them up
32:25
Speaker 2: is that staying up there, they're gonna crash that into
32:27
Speaker 2: the sun. Who knows, I.
32:28
Speaker 1: Don't know's it's a SpaceX flight that's jew up in
32:33
Speaker 1: I suppose to hoots with NASA, and that's due up
32:36
Speaker 1: in February, and they was to be four four pilots
32:39
Speaker 1: and four astronauts on that, and both Xena Cardman and
32:42
Speaker 1: Stephanie Wilson have been bumped and their their uniforms because
32:46
Speaker 1: their different dvides went up in their NASA one and
32:51
Speaker 1: they've had to send up two new suits to go
32:53
Speaker 1: look at. Uh SpaceX once won't fit the NASA. I mean,
32:58
Speaker 1: it's apple and and over again. Isn't it like we've all.
33:02
Speaker 2: All we've all gone on holiday and been stranded somewhere
33:06
Speaker 2: along the way. I remember I got trapped in Malta
33:08
Speaker 2: when that remember that icelandic ash cloud happened, and.
33:10
Speaker 3: All the flights were there.
33:12
Speaker 2: Atteen years ago, I got trapped in Malta for a
33:15
Speaker 2: full week. And let me tell you one thing, now,
33:17
Speaker 2: you run out of clean jocks and socks very quick
33:20
Speaker 2: because you've encounted for a week.
33:21
Speaker 1: That was exactly my thing. And do you know what
33:23
Speaker 1: not to not to overregg the New York pudding here?
33:26
Speaker 1: But I once got stuck, Well, I say, I May
33:29
Speaker 1: and six other mates got stuck coming back from Vegas
33:33
Speaker 1: right and our flight was delayed out of Vegas or
33:35
Speaker 1: connecting flight was going to be three days. Would you
33:38
Speaker 1: believe we to get and got stuck in And I said, look,
33:41
Speaker 1: you can stay here in Vegas and after six days
33:44
Speaker 1: in Vegas you're done with Vegas, like or we can
33:47
Speaker 1: fly to New York. We're like Jesus, And we weren't.
33:51
Speaker 1: And it was only when we agreed to go to
33:53
Speaker 1: New York thing we realized how on it's twenty flight,
33:56
Speaker 1: the twenty five degrees here and it's minus nineteen in
33:59
Speaker 1: New York. We've got nothing but t shirts and suntans
34:02
Speaker 1: and looking good. But thanks beating God. Because all the airport,
34:07
Speaker 1: the airliners in the world, they promised you the sun,
34:09
Speaker 1: moon and stars. Don't you worry, We'll look after you.
34:11
Speaker 1: And what natural people are going to be sleeping in
34:13
Speaker 1: the airport in JFK for three days, not us, Because
34:16
Speaker 1: one of the lads was a part of a family
34:20
Speaker 1: that booked it as a travel agents and they've been
34:22
Speaker 1: in business a long long time. And a phone call
34:25
Speaker 1: was made to daddy. Daddy made a phone call to
34:27
Speaker 1: whoever was running. I don't know what. We got to
34:31
Speaker 1: New York, got picked up in a limo and brought
34:34
Speaker 1: brought to the Hilton. Has spent three days in this
34:37
Speaker 1: penthouse floor which is known as the Presidential Suite, where
34:40
Speaker 1: you can have a special card in the lift to
34:42
Speaker 1: go up that last level. There was a there was
34:45
Speaker 1: a Starbucks coffee machine in my room, just in my room.
34:48
Speaker 2: Nice, yeah, nice.
34:50
Speaker 1: And we went out bought all our new gear in Macy's,
34:53
Speaker 1: all our cold weather gear in Macy's, and we all
34:55
Speaker 1: got I think I spent two hundred and fifty dollars
34:57
Speaker 1: getting done up with gloves and Baltic back and yeah,
35:03
Speaker 1: we got every petty back the airline, whoever it was.
35:07
Speaker 1: Now that would never happen me by myself. I would
35:10
Speaker 1: be still in there.
35:11
Speaker 2: No, no, but it's nice no people.
35:13
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's why you.
35:14
Speaker 2: Know, people, That's why we That's why we stick around anybody, don't.
35:19
Speaker 2: I feel we're getting off the subject of so much
35:23
Speaker 2: stuck up on the International Space Station. Quite frankly, if
35:26
Speaker 2: you go up to space takes he pays your money.
35:28
Speaker 2: It takes a chance to I hope you get home safely.
35:32
Speaker 2: Here's what I want to talk to you about. They're
35:35
Speaker 2: not having a great time of it today in particular,
35:38
Speaker 2: which is why they really they've been up there for ages,
35:40
Speaker 2: but they've only made this LAD this week. They've been
35:43
Speaker 2: up there for quite some time, and they will be
35:44
Speaker 2: up there for quite some time. But something fishy happened
35:47
Speaker 2: this week that really put them into this LAD territory.
35:50
Speaker 1: Oh no, somebody ship depends. Why do I think that
35:54
Speaker 1: was that? Why did I go there? But sorry, go
35:56
Speaker 1: on there, sorry jesus Ah.
36:00
Speaker 2: They're hearing strange sound.
36:03
Speaker 1: Christ coming from where outer space.
36:08
Speaker 2: You see, Tom, the brightest minds in NASA can't figure
36:13
Speaker 2: that out. They're hearing heartbeat like sounds in spaceship that's
36:19
Speaker 2: not coming from either of them. And you know it's
36:22
Speaker 2: not like armageddon style space dementia where you're hearing things
36:25
Speaker 2: or anything like that, and it's not like event horizon.
36:27
Speaker 2: I was just thinking, here we go, like, actually it
36:30
Speaker 2: might actually no, actually, bang on it. It is event horizon.
36:35
Speaker 2: They're having an event horizon. NASA put the sonar on
36:39
Speaker 2: it and theone behold the head like and had to
36:43
Speaker 2: come back and go like, actually, you know what, you
36:45
Speaker 2: know what, you're not hearing things. There is an eerie
36:48
Speaker 2: heartbeat coming from somewhere. You're absolutely absolutely spot on right.
36:55
Speaker 1: Oh my god, it's like that's like being you know,
36:59
Speaker 1: Jules Verned twenty te and leaves under the sea and
37:01
Speaker 1: some big giant octopus is trying to hump the back
37:04
Speaker 1: of your ship. There's some big alien with a big
37:07
Speaker 1: wang trying to absolutely hump the back. Oh no, do
37:12
Speaker 1: you know what. Look.
37:13
Speaker 2: I could assures them that there's there's there's nothing to
37:19
Speaker 2: nothing to worry about. But what they did admit that
37:21
Speaker 2: the sound sounds like halfway between a pulse and a clang. Well,
37:28
Speaker 2: I could either tell me if your car was emitting
37:31
Speaker 2: something that sounded like a pulse or a clang, would
37:34
Speaker 2: you be comfortable?
37:35
Speaker 1: Well, do you know what I'd probably think to you,
37:38
Speaker 1: I'd probably go back a few steps and go, what
37:40
Speaker 1: cot is here? Yeahs fucking injector on the fucking ship.
37:49
Speaker 1: That's all it is. Is still taking over. You know,
37:51
Speaker 1: when you drive a car hardest to get home for
37:54
Speaker 1: a match or something, and you pull in and you
37:56
Speaker 1: turn off the engine, which you're still going when it's
38:01
Speaker 1: rosett you think the thing just hasn't cooled down yet.
38:05
Speaker 1: I'd give it another week.
38:07
Speaker 2: Given another way, Well, don't be coming, don't don't be
38:10
Speaker 2: jumping at every little pulse or clang that your golden
38:13
Speaker 2: spaceship is making, ring in it on till February literally
38:18
Speaker 2: shining space.
38:22
Speaker 1: Open the fucking door, let me out. That's it. I'm
38:25
Speaker 1: not waiting for some biogo that has just hitched right
38:30
Speaker 1: on the back of an asteroid and leapt onto our
38:33
Speaker 1: poral space station and is now, oh God, penetrating some
38:40
Speaker 1: No Jesus Christ, now listen.
38:43
Speaker 2: Burners for the best, and we hope that the new No,
38:45
Speaker 2: that's it socks and jocks that are sent up to
38:47
Speaker 2: fit them.
38:47
Speaker 3: Well, that's the.
38:48
Speaker 1: Space station gone. That's the space station's gone. I'm sorry.
38:51
Speaker 1: Send the rocket up. That's it. Do away with it,
38:53
Speaker 1: because if the now doesn't forget it, the thing has
38:55
Speaker 1: becomes sentient and is now pulsing and has a heartbeat
38:58
Speaker 1: and a clang. That's it. That's it.
39:01
Speaker 2: Know what it'd be. You know what it'd be, Butching
39:03
Speaker 2: and Seria to be looking out the window of the
39:05
Speaker 2: I s s there go com heared to me. This
39:09
Speaker 2: could just be meaning look at the earth there? Does
39:11
Speaker 2: that seem a little further away than it was?
39:18
Speaker 1: No, you're imagining things. Come on, dinner's ready?
39:21
Speaker 2: Do you find do you find us being? Do you hear?
39:25
Speaker 2: Do you hear like a rocket just kind of pushing.
39:27
Speaker 3: Us further and further out to space?
39:29
Speaker 2: Is that is something we want to worry about.
39:30
Speaker 3: That's what it'll be. That's what it'd be.
39:32
Speaker 1: If they see a raccoon looking at some blue guy
39:36
Speaker 1: just with a little one that flies through the air,
39:38
Speaker 1: and that's that's it. It's curtains for my God, the horror.
39:42
Speaker 2: If you make it back to Art safe and sound,
39:44
Speaker 2: you're welcome to come on the podcast and tell us
39:45
Speaker 2: about horrific time.
39:46
Speaker 1: I want to hear that, I want to hear that's
39:49
Speaker 1: the country song I want to hear between Sunny and
39:53
Speaker 1: Butch joke but if ever there was a ninety sitcom now,
39:57
Speaker 1: I want you to.
39:57
Speaker 2: Put a big Nashville welcome together with their new song.
40:05
Speaker 3: I fell in love in space.
40:08
Speaker 1: As we drifted into the void of a wide expensive.
40:12
Speaker 2: Tom, I know what it to be.
40:15
Speaker 3: With their new song.
40:16
Speaker 2: I went to space for a week and got back
40:18
Speaker 2: home six months later.
40:19
Speaker 3: But I only left my dog with the week's were
40:22
Speaker 3: the dog food.
40:24
Speaker 1: We got married in space.
40:28
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's hard eerie noises. Notwithstanding that, butching Surrey up there,
40:36
Speaker 2: I don't have a row.
40:38
Speaker 1: I know, I know, I know, because they.
40:41
Speaker 2: Have enough to worry about. They need their head in
40:42
Speaker 2: this wavel if they're going to survive this goddamn thing,
40:45
Speaker 2: So the last thing they want to do is fall out.
40:48
Speaker 2: But Tom, that doesn't mean to say that you or
40:51
Speaker 2: I couldn't have a fallen.
40:52
Speaker 1: In my attitude, don't stops. It's true. It's true we
40:59
Speaker 1: have on a regular basis, and I think it's a
41:01
Speaker 1: healthy thing in a relationship to not always agree on things.
41:04
Speaker 1: But in the same saying that we've been kind of
41:08
Speaker 1: poking each other to see what we can get under
41:10
Speaker 1: each other's skin with and why not. But I would say,
41:12
Speaker 1: coming together, we could both collectively probably piss off half
41:16
Speaker 1: our listeners with a row.
41:19
Speaker 2: Willing anybody that's made it this far past the nine
41:24
Speaker 2: to eleven segment without getting pissed off, I swear to God.
41:27
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, because we are on the cusp of the
41:32
Speaker 1: start of the British English Football Premiership.
41:36
Speaker 2: Yeah started, the started started, gone by Able.
41:39
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, And I mean there's there. It's kind of
41:43
Speaker 1: the start of a lot of leagues around the world,
41:45
Speaker 1: of different things, but probably the most famous, money thrown
41:48
Speaker 1: at us kind of league throughout the world, probably the
41:52
Speaker 1: biggest followship throughout the world. And I don't know how
41:55
Speaker 1: I slipped through the cracks because I do like sport,
41:58
Speaker 1: but by suffered in Jesus, could I less of a
42:00
Speaker 1: shit about this thing? In fact, to the point that
42:03
Speaker 1: I'm vehemently against it.
42:05
Speaker 2: This is this, This is it, Tom. I'm gonna be
42:08
Speaker 2: for this final segment of like you know, starting around
42:11
Speaker 2: normally we were out each other, but every now and
42:12
Speaker 2: then we unite against a comic goal. And I gotta
42:14
Speaker 2: tell you, whatever it was that anybody ever loved about
42:19
Speaker 2: association football soccer to our American listeners, in particular, the
42:25
Speaker 2: Premarier League and the Premier League teams. I'm just gonna
42:29
Speaker 2: ask you straight out, listeners, why are you still watching this?
42:35
Speaker 1: Here's the thing I can get. I can kind of
42:37
Speaker 1: get the soccer thing, right. I can get football because
42:40
Speaker 1: I used to like fine sport. I used to like
42:43
Speaker 1: watching football in the nineties, like Roy Kean, Eric Canton.
42:47
Speaker 1: The day is because it seemed like people were playing
42:50
Speaker 1: with pride for a team that there and there were
42:51
Speaker 1: one man team, you know, there were a one club
42:54
Speaker 1: man they were. They weren't a good money but there
42:57
Speaker 1: seemed to be There seemed to be a flaw, as
43:00
Speaker 1: they would say, with the rules a bit in that
43:03
Speaker 1: you could kind of boot the fucking legs off each other,
43:06
Speaker 1: do you know what I mean? Like they could they
43:08
Speaker 1: were rich. Like you go back and you watch say
43:10
Speaker 1: An arsenal uh Man United Liverpool United United to say
43:15
Speaker 1: from nineteen ninety two. Comparatively, you say, oh, well, it's
43:18
Speaker 1: a bit slower and the skills aren't quite there. Watch
43:21
Speaker 1: it for the absolute sport of it. They lock lumpside
43:25
Speaker 1: of each other, they're allowed to shoulder, they're booting their
43:28
Speaker 1: lads are just you go back to Vinnie Jones era.
43:30
Speaker 1: He's kicking the fucking back of everybody he can get
43:33
Speaker 1: a chance to go near. He's caught people.
43:35
Speaker 2: He didn't have to go that far back. You do,
43:38
Speaker 2: never go that far back. Just go on to YouTube
43:40
Speaker 2: anybody here and type the words Roy Keane into the
43:43
Speaker 2: search bar, just that enter and just watch porst video
43:47
Speaker 2: that comes up.
43:48
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, he was just million people.
43:50
Speaker 2: But regardless of which, Tom, here's the thing. There aws
43:54
Speaker 2: was a hint that something wasn't right with football, and
43:58
Speaker 2: that there was you know, certain teams would get preferential
44:02
Speaker 2: treatment to other fair gee time for example, those like
44:05
Speaker 2: you know, always very suspicious that he'd get an extra
44:08
Speaker 2: five minutes at the end of a game to get
44:10
Speaker 2: a draw or whatnot. But it was sort of like
44:12
Speaker 2: an undercurrent and you could ignore it. There was always
44:15
Speaker 2: Prima Donna players that would roll around on the pitch,
44:18
Speaker 2: clearly cheating, looking for freezing things like this, And on
44:21
Speaker 2: any given team there was a couple of players that
44:24
Speaker 2: were on astronomical money beyond the reckoning immortal men money. Yeah,
44:30
Speaker 2: but it wasn't enough to poise in the whole team. Well,
44:32
Speaker 2: I'll tell you, Tom, it fucking is now, Oh my god,
44:36
Speaker 2: Because there doesn't seem to be a player on a
44:38
Speaker 2: pitch for less than you know, the price of a
44:41
Speaker 2: house a week. Yeah, they don't appear to want to
44:45
Speaker 2: play at all. And there are certain teams that the
44:49
Speaker 2: film is very much on the scale. For certain teams,
44:52
Speaker 2: particularly with the video assist referee thing that came in,
44:56
Speaker 2: it's very much like, yeah, no, that wasn't off side
44:58
Speaker 2: for that team. When I'm looking at added on the
45:00
Speaker 2: screen and it clearly was.
45:01
Speaker 1: This is the thing I was. I was talking with
45:03
Speaker 1: a guy the other day and he is, you know,
45:05
Speaker 1: Liverpool to his die and I was kind of but
45:07
Speaker 1: in the same breadth. The same guy was wearing like
45:10
Speaker 1: a T shirt that said thirty two Counties Forever. I'm like,
45:12
Speaker 1: you kind of need to get to your geography and
45:15
Speaker 1: y but Liverpool is like an Irish extension of it. No, No,
45:20
Speaker 1: it's yeah, it's it's a fine place. I've been there.
45:23
Speaker 1: But the reality is it's it's in England. It's in England.
45:28
Speaker 1: Would you not, just if you're a real true sport
45:30
Speaker 1: would you not go up and support I don't know,
45:33
Speaker 1: it's Cork City or whoever you're into, you know what
45:36
Speaker 1: I mean. But he wasn't having any of it. He
45:39
Speaker 1: was kind of giving it loads about Ah, but there's
45:40
Speaker 1: this guy here. How is soccer not moved with the
45:45
Speaker 1: times at all? Like rugby and to a lesser extent
45:51
Speaker 1: our ga sports or to you know, a lesser in
45:54
Speaker 1: that in recent times they started using the same vaar
45:57
Speaker 1: thing that tennis has been using since fucking MacEnroe's days,
46:02
Speaker 1: and little laser down the line, will Jesus Christ you
46:05
Speaker 1: buy a laser on on wish now for measuring things
46:09
Speaker 1: for five quid. They use these they brought in. There
46:14
Speaker 1: was so vehemently against changing rules to make it more interesting,
46:18
Speaker 1: whereas most sports are always trying to upgrade their rules
46:21
Speaker 1: to just go. We need more viewership, We need to
46:23
Speaker 1: make the game faster and more interesting. Right, let's give
46:26
Speaker 1: more points for this. Let's widen the Jesus Christ. You
46:30
Speaker 1: could go to a soccer match and nobody's score. Nobody's score.
46:32
Speaker 1: Spike Milligan had a great phrase. He went to a
46:34
Speaker 1: match once nobody scored, he went down to the gate
46:36
Speaker 1: naster for his money back. Fair, absolutely fair.
46:40
Speaker 2: You know, and and and like I don't mind a
46:42
Speaker 2: hard fault victory or a hard for our well earned
46:45
Speaker 2: draw or whatever the hell it might be, Tom, I
46:47
Speaker 2: can't watch a millionaire roll on the ground like he's
46:49
Speaker 2: been shot. And and Tom, I watch wrestling where the
46:54
Speaker 2: millionaires rolling around on the ground leg they been shot.
46:58
Speaker 2: And I don't my sense You, my sensibilities are not
47:01
Speaker 2: as offended as I am. When I watch boys like
47:04
Speaker 2: clearly not hurt, clearly winking at the camera. I'm like,
47:08
Speaker 2: it's just I can't understand how somebody watches that. It
47:12
Speaker 2: doesn't put a barstool through TV screen.
47:15
Speaker 1: Ironically, the chaps that are watching it, for the most part,
47:19
Speaker 1: will never ever come within a nascess roar of a
47:22
Speaker 1: million euros or a million pounds, you know what I mean.
47:23
Speaker 1: When they're watching, they're watching these ludicrously overpaid people. And
47:27
Speaker 1: that's what That's what I think has ruined the Premiership.
47:30
Speaker 1: When I enjoyed watching it in primary school and then
47:33
Speaker 1: as a lesser extending in secondary school, I they didn't
47:38
Speaker 1: they didn't come across as colossal, untouchable superstars that they
47:43
Speaker 1: are now, you know.
47:45
Speaker 2: Because I'll tell you God like yeah, because the same
47:49
Speaker 2: bodies weren't like preen and and modeling on Instagram.
47:52
Speaker 1: No, what it was that was when it when it
47:55
Speaker 1: came in with David Beckham apparently like Keane was having
47:58
Speaker 1: none of it. He was like, get that ship out
47:59
Speaker 1: of your hair cut, and Ferguson was the sort that
48:02
Speaker 1: would go, you're not coming on the bus un as
48:03
Speaker 1: you've cut that air not having.
48:05
Speaker 2: And and okay, So all that notwithstanding Tom, and the
48:09
Speaker 2: fact that the more the Richard teams are clearly buying
48:14
Speaker 2: victories they're yeah, yeah, yeah, the thumb was on the
48:17
Speaker 2: scale and a lot of the clubs are run by
48:21
Speaker 2: dirty money from around the world. Yeah yeah, like they've
48:26
Speaker 2: got receipts for it. Okay, you take all that out
48:30
Speaker 2: of it, and what you're left with after the fact
48:33
Speaker 2: is a sport that nobody seems to enjoy to watch
48:36
Speaker 2: because it's it's it's it's fallen into this kind of
48:39
Speaker 2: American football way of view and shipping it. Okay, Tom,
48:43
Speaker 2: when you were a young lad, okay watching football, did
48:47
Speaker 2: you ever go back to the playground after the fact
48:49
Speaker 2: and talk about the assists you see?
48:53
Speaker 1: Absolutely not? You were you named yourself the player i e.
48:57
Speaker 1: I'm Peter Schmichael laming goals, you know, Ronnie wheel and
49:02
Speaker 1: I'm going to do a bicycle kick for Liverpool or whatever.
49:05
Speaker 1: But you know, the boring shit like you know what
49:08
Speaker 1: I mean, the boring ship like that.
49:09
Speaker 2: And the stats and all this kind of thing and
49:11
Speaker 2: the movements, but this whole thing of like, oh well, o'mnon,
49:16
Speaker 2: he got a goal and McBride had the assist. Why
49:19
Speaker 2: are you telling me that? Why are you telling that?
49:21
Speaker 2: Has nothing to do with nothing? Okay? All that is
49:24
Speaker 2: is the feedback he into gambling that somebody had that
49:26
Speaker 2: on an accumulator. Yeah, oh so and so with a goal.
49:29
Speaker 2: When McBride with a goal and an assist by one
49:32
Speaker 2: manny and we'll get you another fifty p on top
49:34
Speaker 2: of a bet? Or is that it is?
49:35
Speaker 1: That? Is that the assisting is that? Is that actually
49:38
Speaker 1: factored in?
49:39
Speaker 2: And that's that's that's when it comes. If you watch
49:41
Speaker 2: like American football or baseball or anything like that, or
49:44
Speaker 2: NBA basketball or anything like that, you watch on cut
49:48
Speaker 2: gems and your man's firing off bets that I couldn't.
49:50
Speaker 1: I couldn't. I got about twenty minutes in my heart,
49:52
Speaker 1: give up. I couldn't.
49:53
Speaker 2: This is too stress up the end of it. And
49:55
Speaker 2: he's and he's saying like, oh, it's not like all
49:58
Speaker 2: I want the Celtics to win by three. It's like
50:00
Speaker 2: the Celtics to win by three with a dunk scored
50:02
Speaker 2: by this fella and an assist from midfield by this fella.
50:06
Speaker 2: It's all accumulating bets and that's so, and that, to
50:08
Speaker 2: me is is what it is over here. It's like, look,
50:10
Speaker 2: let's just ring money out of the lads in the
50:11
Speaker 2: pub when they're in the pub. Do you want to
50:14
Speaker 2: bet on who wins red or blue? But if you
50:18
Speaker 2: want to make it spicier, who wins by how many goals?
50:20
Speaker 2: And if you want to see who scores first, you
50:22
Speaker 2: will throw you another yankee on top of it. And
50:25
Speaker 2: then okay, whoever scores first, who scores second? And who
50:28
Speaker 2: assists them? Well, you could be a millionaire for just
50:31
Speaker 2: a fiver. Why wouldn't you put a five on that?
50:33
Speaker 1: Yeah, and then lose a fiber and then you're hooked,
50:37
Speaker 1: and then you're hooking. Yeah, that's it, and that's that's what.
50:40
Speaker 2: You only lost a fiver, but you could have won
50:41
Speaker 2: a million. No, you lost a fiver and that to
50:45
Speaker 2: lose a hell of a that more.
50:46
Speaker 1: And that's the argument that people when it's continuously put
50:50
Speaker 1: to g a would you not pay your players, and
50:53
Speaker 1: they're like, no, because we opened that door once. And
50:57
Speaker 1: if you're playing inter county anything, you're looked after, all right,
51:00
Speaker 1: you're looked after all right, you know what I mean?
51:04
Speaker 1: Life will be good if you if if you work
51:07
Speaker 1: it right, life will be good. But the players themselves
51:10
Speaker 1: say the same thing. They have the same kind of
51:12
Speaker 1: parochial attitude that don't look at the other end of
51:16
Speaker 1: the spectrum of where money will end up. Before you know,
51:19
Speaker 1: then you're looking for athletes in Arizona to come over
51:24
Speaker 1: and play, you know what I mean, and not saying
51:25
Speaker 1: that you shouldn't be you know, diluting whatever. But at
51:28
Speaker 1: the same time it becomes a money thing, and money
51:32
Speaker 1: ruins all sports. That's you know what I mean. If
51:34
Speaker 1: if let in and if there isn't like I think
51:36
Speaker 1: they could solve it. They could solve a lot of this.
51:39
Speaker 1: And I don't know how because they do it in
51:40
Speaker 1: other sports. If you on the whole league, they put
51:44
Speaker 1: a cap on what on the overall say you've got
51:48
Speaker 1: a ten million pound cap. That's what you're allowed to
51:51
Speaker 1: pay your players for the year.
51:52
Speaker 2: Use it.
51:53
Speaker 1: We'll use it wisely. Christ We're gonna have to cut
51:56
Speaker 1: the thirty lads who are on like there's lads here
51:58
Speaker 1: who haven't played in five years, who are literally on
52:01
Speaker 1: the training squad and might get called up if three
52:05
Speaker 1: other fellows break their fucking leg and they are happy
52:08
Speaker 1: with that playing no football at all, but probably on five, six,
52:12
Speaker 1: seven thousand a week.
52:13
Speaker 2: Just do you know what time? I wouldn't complain. That'll
52:16
Speaker 2: be exactly what I would want to do.
52:17
Speaker 1: You know that that I'd be right down for that,
52:20
Speaker 1: because you know.
52:20
Speaker 2: I kind of respect them more than to buy on
52:22
Speaker 2: a million a week rolling around the field like he's
52:24
Speaker 2: been like he's been shot in the kneecap. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
52:27
Speaker 2: you know what before but you know before you know,
52:30
Speaker 2: but I'm gonna stop be there before you start proposing
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Speaker 2: actual decent solutions to a problem, because that is not
52:36
Speaker 2: that kind of podcast.
52:37
Speaker 1: No, it's not. I don't know why I came out
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Speaker 1: with that. I can only apologize.
52:41
Speaker 2: Honestly, fuck football. I don't know why anybody watches it anymore.
52:44
Speaker 2: It's clearly rotten to the core defense will it wasn't
52:48
Speaker 2: It was a pain in the whole to begin with.
52:50
Speaker 2: And your favorite team is probably no good either, and
52:53
Speaker 2: your favorite player is probably about to get arrested from
52:56
Speaker 2: allegations that he absolutely did. Other than that, enjoy the game.
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Speaker 1: For me, it's the unattainability of these people. Like most
53:05
Speaker 1: sports that I would follow. I'm two. You know they
53:09
Speaker 1: say the seven steps, seven stages away from Kevin Bacon
53:12
Speaker 1: or whatever. Seven. Yeah, I'm in a phone call right now,
53:16
Speaker 1: and not because of what I've done, I guess to degree,
53:19
Speaker 1: But somebody as grunty as me could get directly in
53:24
Speaker 1: contact with an international or a county player if I
53:27
Speaker 1: really needed to, I could within within a fortnight, I
53:31
Speaker 1: could make it happen. To a degree. For whatever reason,
53:34
Speaker 1: these demigods like young lads are looking at them and
53:37
Speaker 1: crying like a He just pulls his trousers up one
53:41
Speaker 1: leg at a time every morning like everybody else. That's
53:43
Speaker 1: just a bloke. And that's where I think the player
53:47
Speaker 1: pay cap would be amazing. What you know, when he
53:51
Speaker 1: introduced oligarchy and money into things from the strange places around.
53:56
Speaker 2: The world, Tom, you have to cray me in eighty
53:59
Speaker 2: people every week and sell them one hundred pounds jerseys
54:02
Speaker 2: and yeah, you know what, when you like football, enjoy it.
54:07
Speaker 2: Not for us, Tom, how about that let us comments.
54:11
Speaker 2: How about that? Yeah, yeah, you like to debate us
54:15
Speaker 2: even all day?
54:18
Speaker 1: What what are the merits of football? What are the
54:20
Speaker 1: merits of it?
54:21
Speaker 2: But you know what, what what are you even watching
54:23
Speaker 2: for anymore? What enjoyment do you get out of? Because
54:25
Speaker 2: these are a constantly caremoney bosses like football fan in.
54:30
Speaker 1: My Lifetimeribbon series, A happy football fan. Well, I suppose
54:35
Speaker 1: there was those lads from what Harry Potter was in
54:38
Speaker 1: that movie you remember from Green Street. We're all blown
54:40
Speaker 1: bubbles Harry Potter.
54:41
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, no, happy when happy on the swinging exist
54:46
Speaker 2: any rate? How are you all keeping? Welcome to the
54:51
Speaker 2: end of the Tom and Jerry Show, myself, Jerry mcbriden himself, Tom, o'money,
54:55
Speaker 2: we're gonna say thank you very much for listening. If
54:57
Speaker 2: you want to hear more of a bullshit, let us
54:59
Speaker 2: give us. I'll follow there on social media. You'll find
55:02
Speaker 2: us at Tom and Jerry Show on Twitter or Instagram,
55:04
Speaker 2: or at Jerry McBride for me, at Tom on the
55:06
Speaker 2: Scott Many for him. We'll find us in most places
55:10
Speaker 2: and come out as well over this football thing because
55:12
Speaker 2: we're spoiling for around Tom. What actual wanted to find
55:14
Speaker 2: people to do.
55:15
Speaker 1: If you are listener for the very first time, you
55:17
Speaker 1: know what to do. Just hit subscribe, hit the bell
55:19
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55:21
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55:24
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55:26
Speaker 1: five tons up or the five whatever likes, just to
55:29
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55:33
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55:40
Speaker 1: listening to. If you haven't, you know, winged with any
55:43
Speaker 1: of us where you were around that time, and you
55:46
Speaker 1: know in a major American history, what would you do?
55:50
Speaker 1: What you reckon is in that pulse up in the
55:52
Speaker 1: heartbeat of that space. Have you ever been trapped in
55:55
Speaker 1: a dose of a scenario? I e. Perhaps listen to
55:58
Speaker 1: our relation just spit into your ear drunk at a
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Speaker 1: wedding or whatever. That can be right up there with
56:02
Speaker 1: those with poor butchers, Sonny, And do you believe in
56:05
Speaker 1: football at all?
56:07
Speaker 2: Because we don't.
56:09
Speaker 1: And if you are any any subjecties, try and change
56:13
Speaker 1: our minds. If you have any suggestions too. Of amazing
56:17
Speaker 1: things that juice bottled, whether it be this lad, the Weekly,
56:21
Speaker 1: what have you, or you want to have a rout
56:23
Speaker 1: with us over something Jesus Christ, have a go come
56:26
Speaker 1: at us the very best to look other than that,
56:29
Speaker 1: you're I'm gonna go out and maybe say a few
56:31
Speaker 1: words for that outside in the darkness.
56:35
Speaker 2: Yeah, Tom, listen, I don't want to. I don't want
56:37
Speaker 2: to go all see SI. But story suspect past car holds,
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Speaker 2: don't leave time. We got the question. Good luck, good luck,