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FULL SHOW POD: The Woody Show September 7th 2026 Podcast · The Woody Show

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  Speaker 1: To the graphic nature of this program. Listener discretion is advised.
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  Speaker 2: The Woody Show.
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  Speaker 3: This is The Woody Show.
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  Speaker 4: Insensitivity training for a politically correct world.
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  Speaker 3: Class is now in session. Hey, what's good, everybody?
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  Speaker 5: Hey, how you doing?
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  Speaker 6: What up?
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  Speaker 3: Today is Monday.
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  Speaker 2: It is September the 7th, 2026.
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  Speaker 3: We are The Woody Show.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Woody, that's Greg Gorey.
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  Speaker 7: Hi.
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  Speaker 3: We got Menace.
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  Speaker 1: What's up?
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  Speaker 3: Gina Grav.
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  Speaker 2: Hi. Seabass is here. We got Sammy.
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  Speaker 7: Hello.
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  Speaker 2: Jeff G.
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  Speaker 7: Yes.
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  Speaker 3: On the job today.
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  Speaker 2: We got Morgan.
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  Speaker 3: Dumbass Tyler is here.
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  Speaker 2: We got Vaughn, our video producer, along with Bort and Menji.
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  Speaker 2: Thank you for being here and giving us some of
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  Speaker 2: your valuable time today. Many ways to be a part
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  Speaker 2: of The Woody Show. You can call in 877-44-WOODY, which
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  Speaker 2: Look for us there at The Woody Show. And, of course,
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  Speaker 2: good old-fashioned email, which is email at thewoodyshow.com.
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  Speaker 1: Yep.
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  Speaker 2: A couple people have responded to, I guess they're getting
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  Speaker 2: caught up on the podcast. And we were talking about,
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  Speaker 2: what was the brush thing for your face?
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  Speaker 3: Oh, the dry brush?
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  Speaker 2: And I was surprised that Morgan said that she owned
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  Speaker 2: two of them.
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  Speaker 5: Maybe it's different. I don't have a face brush thing. No,
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  Speaker 5: it's like a dry brush.
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  Speaker 3: For your whole body.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Or, okay.
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  Speaker 6: Whatever.
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  Speaker 2: So all this stuff that women buy because guys like
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  Speaker 2: we don't soap water.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: No towel brush.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly.
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  Speaker 7: Exactly.
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  Speaker 2: Um, but there was this whole thing of like, no,
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  Speaker 2: this chick was like kind of fired up and she's like, no,
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  Speaker 2: being a woman is, is not cheap. In fact, here,
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  Speaker 2: look at the, there was a whole article about this, right?
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  Speaker 2: About how being a woman, not cheap. And we're not
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  Speaker 2: talking clothes, shoes, and purses, but razors and period products too.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: It says, according to new research, the average woman spends
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  Speaker 2: $ 1, 639 on her wellness alone every year.
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  Speaker 5: Probably more, huh? Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: The average woman estimates that almost a quarter of every
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  Speaker 2: paycheck is spent on her health and hygiene needs. Oh,
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  Speaker 2: I don't know about that. And 61% of you broads
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  Speaker 2: say that they feel like they can't keep up with
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  Speaker 2: all the hygiene must-haves. See, that's where they get it wrong.
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  Speaker 9: I think that's inaccurate. I do know for a fact,
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  Speaker 9: it's not a theory, right, that women pay more for
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  Speaker 9: pink razors than your generic guy razors. So just get
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  Speaker 9: those instead.
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  Speaker 10: The generic guy razors, by the way, are $ 48 trillion.
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  Speaker 10: So it's not women or not. They don't own that. Oh,
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  Speaker 10: our razors are expensive.
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  Speaker 9: Now make it pink and add money on top of that.
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  Speaker 2: Well, then don't get the pink one.
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  Speaker 3: Or don't get razors. I don't think that is a must.
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  Speaker 2: But, Greg, I think what she's talking about, she's talking
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  Speaker 2: about those cheap little plastic blue ones that come like
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  Speaker 2: a thousand to a bag.
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  Speaker 9: Or whatever.
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  Speaker 2: And they last one year.
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  Speaker 9: Things that are marketed to women. And why do women
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  Speaker 9: buy it? Because they're being stupid. Things that are marketed
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  Speaker 9: to women are more expensive.
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  Speaker 2: So just get the dude ones. Here's a breakdown on
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  Speaker 2: what women are spending on wellness in a year.
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  Speaker 3: Okay.
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  Speaker 7: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: So the most goes to doctor's visits.
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  Speaker 9: That's true. We have an extra doctor to go to.
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  Speaker 6: Two extra doctors.
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  Speaker 7: Skin care.
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  Speaker 2: So the doctor's visit is $ 232. Skin care, $ 227.
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  Speaker 3: Undergarments, $ 222.
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  Speaker 1: Sure.
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  Speaker 2: Hygiene products, $ 219. And then vitamins, $ 209.
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  Speaker 3: Dude, vitamins are so expensive.
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  Speaker 1: They are.
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  Speaker 2: And by the way, they're BS.
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  Speaker 3: Is that a mandatory thing?
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  Speaker 2: No, they're not. Even my doctor told me, stop it
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  Speaker 2: with the multivitamin.
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  Speaker 11: Okay, well, my doctor told me to take it. She
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  Speaker 11: gave me a number of vitamins to be taking. So
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  Speaker 11: I guess it depends on the person, but mine's not recommended.
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  Speaker 2: Do you have some kind of deficiency that you're not getting?
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  Speaker 2: Because you eat pretty healthy.
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  Speaker 5: I do.
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  Speaker 2: If anybody's going to be told that they should be
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  Speaker 2: taking a vitamin, probably me for not eating completely great.
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  Speaker 9: Well, like iron.
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  Speaker 12: Chicks lose a lot of iron every month.
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  Speaker 11: So I definitely am on the iron gummies because they're
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  Speaker 11: way better than pills. And vitamin D because we aren't
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  Speaker 11: always outside. And just a general women's health one that
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  Speaker 11: she thinks I should be on along with everyone else.
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  Speaker 12: But yeah, like you said, like bras, tampons, pads, that's
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  Speaker 12: just extra expensive.
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  Speaker 2: And then there's the average of 182 bucks on period products,
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  Speaker 2: 197 bucks on prescriptions, 151 bucks on intimacy items, whatever the.
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  Speaker 3: Hell that is.
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  Speaker 9: What does that mean?
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  Speaker 2: Lube? I got a lube. As prices keep rising, 42
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  Speaker 2: percent of women polled have delayed paying for other necessities
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  Speaker 2: to afford wellness needs.
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  Speaker 9: I get it.
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  Speaker 2: Some have been even avoiding buying pain relief or delayed
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  Speaker 2: treating infections to save money.
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  Speaker 9: We shouldn't do that.
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  Speaker 2: Two thirds of women who didn't see a doctor for
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  Speaker 2: an infection say cost was a major factor in their decision.
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  Speaker 2: Others have stretched how far vitamins, underwear and skin care
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  Speaker 2: will get them.
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  Speaker 10: Yeah, I don't get it. Like bathing suits for women,
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  Speaker 10: a billion dollars.
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  Speaker 9: True.
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  Speaker 10: Haircuts for women. Like a woman gets her haircut. You
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  Speaker 10: wouldn't even know that she got her haircut. And it's
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  Speaker 10: like 300 bucks.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, you're right.
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  Speaker 7: How?
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  Speaker 2: Although, I mean, now with barbershops, because barbershops are quote
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  Speaker 2: cool now.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: You go in there, they got ring lights. The guy's
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  Speaker 2: like an influencer. They're trying to charge like crazy amounts
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  Speaker 2: just like for a barber's haircut.
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  Speaker 9: How do you guys feel about ring lights for dudes
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  Speaker 9: at a barber shop?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I think it's just not very manly.
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  Speaker 2: I think it's kind of fruity. Yeah. That's not why
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  Speaker 2: guys go there.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, if it's to get a better look at
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  Speaker 3: the hair, okay.
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  Speaker 2: I'm saying, but I go to a place that will
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  Speaker 2: give you a straight razor shave and things like that.
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  Speaker 2: But yeah, they're not like.
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  Speaker 9: Influencers.
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  Speaker 2: They're not influencers.
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  Speaker 1: No.
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  Speaker 2: And they do have a bar, though. They do have
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  Speaker 2: a bar.
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  Speaker 10: I like the popularity of drinks at a barbershop. The
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  Speaker 10: last time I was at a barbershop, I had whiskey.
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  Speaker 10: I never drink whiskey. When in Rome.
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  Speaker 2: With the women and the stuff that you guys are buying,
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  Speaker 2: besides tampons, besides going to the gyno, do you have
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  Speaker 2: to buy all the The eye cream.
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  Speaker 1: Yes. Yes.
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  Speaker 3: You do. No, you don't.
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  Speaker 9: It doesn't have to cost a billion dollars.
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  Speaker 2: You don't need it.
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  Speaker 9: Yes, you do.
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  Speaker 6: Why?
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  Speaker 3: You need lotion.
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  Speaker 5: Guys would need lotion, too.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah, Sammy and I have eczema.
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  Speaker 3: We're just the only ones that get it.
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  Speaker 2: Somehow most guys survive without lotion. Okay.
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  Speaker 5: Well, yeah, like Gina said, eczema, we need it.
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  Speaker 11: And then, I mean, with makeup and stuff, too, even
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  Speaker 11: if you don't wear makeup every day, you have to
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  Speaker 11: have it. So it still costs the same amount if
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  Speaker 11: you use it every day or you don't. Because there's
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  Speaker 11: gotta be an occasion where you need it.
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  Speaker 2: I think women end up falling into where they're doing
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  Speaker 2: something because they think they're supposed to. And it's just,
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  Speaker 2: it's just almost like you, you didn't even consciously make
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  Speaker 2: the decision. I think it just kind of happened.
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  Speaker 3: Well, yeah, I think they've been marketed to like crazy.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 10: And what I'm trying to say is like, uh, you're,
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  Speaker 10: you're using the word need. So, Do you need moisturizer?
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  Speaker 6: Sure.
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  Speaker 9: But it can be from the grocery store.
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  Speaker 10: It could be from the grocery store. But do you
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  Speaker 10: need a separate moisturizer for under the eye? And then
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  Speaker 10: you need a different moisturizer for the lip. And then
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  Speaker 10: you need this retinol for the eyelid. And then you
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  Speaker 10: need the night cream. You're like, come on. It could
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  Speaker 10: be more of a one-stop kind of thing. Sorry, ladies,
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  Speaker 10: it's not all working for you.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, but I'm saying, didn't they find a lot of
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  Speaker 2: stuff that they are marketing as, you know, oh, this
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  Speaker 2: is for this.
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  Speaker 3: It's the same.
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  Speaker 2: The soap is the same. The shampoo is the same. Right. From,
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  Speaker 2: I guess, like a chemistry standpoint.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah, but think of.
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  Speaker 3: It's the same.
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  Speaker 9: And to your point... I don't think this is like
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  Speaker 9: a big thing anymore. I just remember it like growing up,
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  Speaker 9: like everything was about like Massengill and like douche.
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  Speaker 3: Products and things that I don't even.
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  Speaker 9: Know how to use because that's like so not. And
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  Speaker 9: they marketed to women being like, oh, you're not fresh.
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  Speaker 9: You're disgusting.
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  Speaker 3: Because we appreciate that.
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  Speaker 2: We want something fresh.
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  Speaker 5: But if you, yeah.
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  Speaker 9: That's what soap and water is for. It's not like
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  Speaker 9: a bag that you're supposed to shoot up there.
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  Speaker 2: See, so that's fine. So soap and water is fine
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  Speaker 2: for that, but you can't just wash your face. Right.
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  Speaker 10: There has to be a name brand.
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  Speaker 9: I'm agreeing with you.
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  Speaker 11: But you can notice the difference if you use certain products.
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  Speaker 11: I've noticed the difference for sure.
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  Speaker 3: And the thing is, is.
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  Speaker 5: That guys say, oh, you don't need all these things.
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  Speaker 11: But you guys, anyone in this room will look at
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  Speaker 11: a girl who looks all gross and haggard and be like, oh,
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  Speaker 11: look at that.
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  Speaker 9: She's disgusting. And you don't know all the maintenance that
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  Speaker 9: everyone looks into just.
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  Speaker 2: To look mediocre. That's not because she skipped eye cream.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 9: Okay. You must know that. You don't know.
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  Speaker 10: I don't want women to look gross either.
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  Speaker 2: Trust me. I agree with you.
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  Speaker 9: But that being said, like Aquaphor and stuff that you
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  Speaker 9: get from the drugstore, I keep them in business. Like,
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  Speaker 9: do I want to spend a billion dollars on something else? No,
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  Speaker 9: because Vaseline, that stuff works great. You just got to
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  Speaker 9: pick and choose.
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  Speaker 3: It's a good thing we let them work now, you know?
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  Speaker 3: So they can go to work and they can afford
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  Speaker 3: all this crap.
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  Speaker 9: And that we get our own checking accounts now.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, and you can try. Yeah, back in the 50s
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  Speaker 2: when it was all in the guise to fund all
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  Speaker 2: this crap.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, good.
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  Speaker 9: Thanks for giving us credit cards.
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  Speaker 3: That's right. Back in the 50s when they looked all disheveled.
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  Speaker 3: All right. 877-44-WOODY.
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  Speaker 2: Text over to 22987. More Woody shows next. Hang on.
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  Speaker 3: The Woody Show.
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  Speaker 1: The Woody Show. All right.
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  Speaker 3: Making our way through this one.
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  Speaker 2: So we can at least get this part of the
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  Speaker 2: day checked off. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: That's what we do around here.
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  Speaker 2: Mm-hmm.
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  Speaker 3: Woody, Greg, Matt, it's June the Grad. Phone's open, 877-44-WOODY.
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  Speaker 3: Send us a text, open to 229. You know, they
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  Speaker 3: say you really shouldn't worry about what other people think
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  Speaker 3: about you. They say that.
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  Speaker 2: That's borderline impossible. Menace wants to know if he's overthinking
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  Speaker 2: the situation because he doesn't want this person thinking that
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  Speaker 2: he's a weirdo.
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  Speaker 3: Let's get your thoughts on the situation, Gregory.
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  Speaker 13: All right.
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  Speaker 14: All right.
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  Speaker 2: All right.
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  Speaker 3: So I was at this music festival and I see
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  Speaker 3: this business guy and no one's recognizing him, but I
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  Speaker 3: know that he's like this big dude in business. I've
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  Speaker 3: met him before, like maybe five. I don't know, 10,
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  Speaker 3: 12 years ago. And so I see him and I say, hi,
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  Speaker 3: how you doing? And we talk for a minute. And
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  Speaker 3: then I go off into the crowd and this, you know,
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  Speaker 3: it's a music festival. It's a hundred thousand plus people.
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  Speaker 6: Sure.
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  Speaker 2: All right. You disappeared. I disappeared.
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  Speaker 3: But like 35, 40 minutes later, I am watching a
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  Speaker 3: person perform. And right next to me is the guy again. Right.
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  Speaker 1: Right.
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  Speaker 3: That I saw. Now this guy, he's worth about like
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  Speaker 3: $ 2 billion plus. So why does he think about you
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  Speaker 3: at all? No, no, no, no, no, no. Let me
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  Speaker 3: tell the story. So I'm thinking, I'm like, okay, if
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  Speaker 3: you're worth like $ 2 billion and then you see some
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  Speaker 3: random guy that recognizes you and then you're in a
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  Speaker 3: crowd of 100,000 people and then that guy's next to
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  Speaker 3: you again, aren't you like kind of paranoid? Like, hey,
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  Speaker 3: is this guy like following me? Because that's what I
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  Speaker 3: was worried about. thinking that he thought that I was
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  Speaker 3: following him because we're in this like massive crowd of people.
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  Speaker 3: And yet here I am again next to him.
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  Speaker 10: So your concern is that he thinks you're following him
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  Speaker 10: or you were concerned that he's following you?
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  Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, no.
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  Speaker 3: He thinks that I'm following him.
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  Speaker 10: Just because you, did you guys speak again when you
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  Speaker 10: were standing next to each other?
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  Speaker 2: No, no, no.
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  Speaker 3: Because I made sure, because I saw him and I
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  Speaker 3: was like, oh, I don't want, again, in my head,
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  Speaker 3: I don't want him to think that, oh, I'm following
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  Speaker 3: him through this music festival.
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  Speaker 6: Right.
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  Speaker 3: He's this massive rich guy. I would think like, if
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  Speaker 3: you're worth billions of dollars you would be kind of
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  Speaker 3: paranoid that you know maybe.
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  Speaker 2: Is this the general admission area or are you like
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  Speaker 2: in a that's what whole separate because that's a smaller
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  Speaker 2: group so you're more likely to run into more yeah
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  Speaker 2: uh people yeah it's like more common people or see
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  Speaker 2: them yeah.
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  Speaker 3: It's like a kind of general area it's there's still
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  Speaker 3: like probably in the area that we're in there was
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  Speaker 3: still probably like 30 000 plus people damn.
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  Speaker 10: Well, the chances of running into him again are slim.
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  Speaker 10: So I see why you might think that he would think.
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  Speaker 3: That I was following him.
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  Speaker 2: You're right next to me again.
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  Speaker 3: And then what's concerning is I might be at an
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  Speaker 3: event where this guy is at again next week.
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  Speaker 2: And I might run into him again. I don't think
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  Speaker 2: he would view it like that. Also, probably doesn't even
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  Speaker 2: notice you. It's not like you guys know each other.
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  Speaker 2: Think about how many people you meet at an event.
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  Speaker 1: Right.
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  Speaker 2: You're meeting a ton of people because you met somebody
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  Speaker 2: earlier than that. I mean, I've had it before.
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  Speaker 3: I got so embarrassed. It was so embarrassing.
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  Speaker 2: I met this person earlier in the event. And then
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  Speaker 2: it was like later on, they came back up and
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  Speaker 2: they walked up as I was meeting other people.
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  Speaker 6: I go.
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  Speaker 3: Hi, how you doing? Nice to meet you.
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  Speaker 2: What's your name? Oh, I talked to you earlier.
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  Speaker 3: I'm like, ah.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it happens.
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  Speaker 3: And that was from- Where I was standing next to
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  Speaker 3: him again, it was like 35 minutes later. Yeah, I
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  Speaker 3: don't know. I mean, he's- We stopped down and had
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  Speaker 3: a discussion.
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  Speaker 2: I just didn't want to- Yeah, unless you guys really
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  Speaker 2: connected on something, he'd be like, oh, you're the whatever guy.
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  Speaker 2: And you guys really made a big impression.
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  Speaker 3: I just don't want him to think that I'm following
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  Speaker 3: him because, again, I might run into him again next week.
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  Speaker 10: Okay, so would you feel comfortable with the next time
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  Speaker 10: you run into him, perhaps next week, just say like, hey-
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  Speaker 10: me again, or hey, it's you again.
• 13:44
  Speaker 2: No, you should go, I'm stalking you.
• 13:45
  Speaker 9: Yeah, I know.
• 13:46
  Speaker 3: That's what you should say.
• 13:47
  Speaker 2: Or turn it around. Just be like, you really need
• 13:49
  Speaker 2: to stop following me.
• 13:51
  Speaker 3: He'll be like, excuse me?
• 13:52
  Speaker 2: Like, make some sort of joke.
• 13:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah, probably. Like, here's the thing.
• 13:56
  Speaker 2: What's the other saying? You always worry so much about
• 14:00
  Speaker 2: what people are thinking about you, not realizing how little
• 14:03
  Speaker 2: anybody thinks about you.
• 14:04
  Speaker 3: That's true.
• 14:04
  Speaker 2: Like, people aren't thinking about you the way that you
• 14:06
  Speaker 2: think they are. No, I think you're taking it to, like,
• 14:08
  Speaker 2: a hyper.
• 14:09
  Speaker 3: Like, hind thing.
• 14:11
  Speaker 13: Sure.
• 14:12
  Speaker 3: I'm just saying like, oh, this guy is kind of weird. Well,
• 14:16
  Speaker 3: I don't, I just don't want him thinking that.
• 14:19
  Speaker 2: Why? Let's say he does. Let's say he thinks that
• 14:22
  Speaker 2: you're stuck. What does that matter?
• 14:23
  Speaker 3: Because that sucks that I'm making him like uncomfortable.
• 14:27
  Speaker 11: Did he keep looking over at you when you were
• 14:29
  Speaker 11: around him the second time? Did he keep looking over
• 14:31
  Speaker 11: at you like this guy's back?
• 14:33
  Speaker 3: I made sure I didn't even look his way once
• 14:35
  Speaker 3: I recognized.
• 14:37
  Speaker 2: Your body language would have eased any worries that he had.
• 14:41
  Speaker 2: you weren't staring him down and Gina and I just
• 14:43
  Speaker 2: had one of these experiences recently when okay so you're
• 14:47
  Speaker 2: talking about a place where there's a hundred thousand people
• 14:49
  Speaker 2: I told you how I ran into my aunt in
• 14:53
  Speaker 2: Manhattan in the middle of New York City that's so
• 14:55
  Speaker 2: crazy right on a random day at a random time
• 14:59
  Speaker 2: and I was like walking and I'm like Is that
• 15:03
  Speaker 2: Aunt Rita? And I stop and I'm looking at her.
• 15:06
  Speaker 2: She makes eye contact. She keeps walking because she doesn't
• 15:08
  Speaker 2: make the connection right.
• 15:09
  Speaker 3: Why would she? And then she sees me and she stops.
• 15:11
  Speaker 2: She goes, what? It's like, holy crap.
• 15:15
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 15:15
  Speaker 2: Like, what are the chance of that? The thing with Gina,
• 15:19
  Speaker 2: completely separate part of our day. We weren't both leaving
• 15:22
  Speaker 2: the same place or the same. Nothing like that. We
• 15:25
  Speaker 2: had left work at different times. I went about the
• 15:27
  Speaker 2: rest of my day. She went about the rest of
• 15:29
  Speaker 2: her day. I'm on the road, on a side road
• 15:32
  Speaker 2: that I'm not even normally on.
• 15:33
  Speaker 9: Never been on it before.
• 15:34
  Speaker 2: And this is an area that Gina's never in either.
• 15:37
  Speaker 3: Never saw it.
• 15:38
  Speaker 2: We're both headed toward, now we both live in the
• 15:40
  Speaker 2: same town. Okay. We both live in the same part
• 15:42
  Speaker 2: of town. All right. Very close to each other. But
• 15:46
  Speaker 2: I was behind this car and I'm like, man, it
• 15:49
  Speaker 2: looks like, hold on. I called Gina. What are the
• 15:52
  Speaker 2: last three digits of your license plate?
• 15:54
  Speaker 9: I don't know.
• 15:55
  Speaker 2: Oh, my God. I was directly behind her in traffic.
• 16:00
  Speaker 9: It was bizarre.
• 16:01
  Speaker 3: It's so weird. What are the chances?
• 16:04
  Speaker 9: And he's obviously stalking.
• 16:05
  Speaker 2: That's lightning in a bottle. What are the chances of that?
• 16:08
  Speaker 3: Well, take that story and then kind of pair it
• 16:10
  Speaker 3: to mine. And then imagine if, Gina, you got out
• 16:13
  Speaker 3: of your car a couple minutes later and Woody was
• 16:16
  Speaker 3: parked across the street from your house.
• 16:17
  Speaker 12: I'd be like, he's trying to bang me.
• 16:19
  Speaker 3: You know, that's like, oh, that's kind of weird, right?
• 16:22
  Speaker 2: Menace, who was at the second location first, you or him?
• 16:26
  Speaker 2: Good question.
• 16:28
  Speaker 3: Oh, I believe I was.
• 16:29
  Speaker 9: Oh, then you're fine.
• 16:30
  Speaker 2: I believe I was. But you were there first, and
• 16:32
  Speaker 2: he just happened to walk near you. Yeah, yeah. Maybe
• 16:36
  Speaker 2: he's wondering if you think that he's stalking you.
• 16:39
  Speaker 3: There's no way this guy's stalking me at all.
• 16:41
  Speaker 2: I don't want to sound like a dick, but he's
• 16:43
  Speaker 2: not thinking about you.
• 16:44
  Speaker 12: He's not thinking about you, especially if you were there first.
• 16:47
  Speaker 2: All right, good.
• 16:47
  Speaker 3: I just didn't want to, you know, make him think
• 16:50
  Speaker 3: that I'm like some weirdo stalker out of nowhere.
• 16:52
  Speaker 9: Is he somebody that other people would recognize?
• 16:53
  Speaker 2: Although you are obsessingly thinking about him. And the chances
• 16:56
  Speaker 2: of you running into him again, not that slim. 877-44-Woody.
• 17:00
  Speaker 2: I just don't want to be a stalker. Send us
• 17:03
  Speaker 2: a text over to 22987. More Woody shows next. The Woody.
• 17:13
  Speaker 3: Uh, Greg wants to know, should.
• 17:14
  Speaker 2: He be the a-hole? Yeah. Should I be the a-hole?
• 17:18
  Speaker 2: He's got some neighbors who are doing something that, uh.
• 17:21
  Speaker 3: You know, Greg, uh, it's neighborhood watches back.
• 17:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 17:25
  Speaker 2: Maybe you'll agree with me. Okay. Hopefully you will.
• 17:28
  Speaker 10: Cause you hate as much as I do people that
• 17:31
  Speaker 10: are one dimensional and.
• 17:32
  Speaker 3: All they do is talk politics. Oh yeah.
• 17:36
  Speaker 10: So to get to my condo, there's like this little
• 17:38
  Speaker 10: walkway and there's condos on each side. Like I want
• 17:41
  Speaker 10: to say six on each side. So you're walking down
• 17:43
  Speaker 10: a pathway. The only people walking down that pathway are
• 17:46
  Speaker 10: people who live there. There are only two full-time residents
• 17:50
  Speaker 10: and the rest are like kind of part-time residents. And
• 17:54
  Speaker 10: now the trend is putting political signs in the windows
• 17:57
  Speaker 10: facing outward.
• 17:58
  Speaker 3: Like, who are you advertising for?
• 18:01
  Speaker 10: Why are you doing this? It's like, you know, no
• 18:04
  Speaker 10: war in Iran kind of stuff. Like just random political stuff.
• 18:07
  Speaker 10: Whether you agree with the sentiment or not. Is that
• 18:10
  Speaker 10: what you want to see when you're going home?
• 18:12
  Speaker 9: No, when you want to be in a peaceful place.
• 18:14
  Speaker 10: And is that what the one lady, Amy, who lives
• 18:16
  Speaker 10: there full time wants to look at? Maybe she does,
• 18:18
  Speaker 10: but should I just say something at the next meeting
• 18:22
  Speaker 10: and just be like, why are people putting up political signs?
• 18:25
  Speaker 2: So can I ask you a question, Greg?
• 18:26
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 18:27
  Speaker 2: We've had stories before about where there's a guy in
• 18:30
  Speaker 2: his own home and he's like in front of the
• 18:33
  Speaker 2: window naked and.
• 18:34
  Speaker 3: People go, well.
• 18:36
  Speaker 2: Totally support him.
• 18:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you support him.
• 18:39
  Speaker 2: Because they go, well, there's kids out here. Well, don't look.
• 18:41
  Speaker 2: Don't look. So would that also apply to you? You
• 18:46
  Speaker 2: don't want to see the political signs, which I agree.
• 18:48
  Speaker 2: I don't care to see them either.
• 18:49
  Speaker 7: Right.
• 18:50
  Speaker 2: To me, the political signs, worse than somebody naked with
• 18:52
  Speaker 2: their curtains open. It's so lame. Who are you doing
• 18:56
  Speaker 2: this for?
• 18:57
  Speaker 3: I think that's a completely different argument. This is a
• 18:59
  Speaker 3: permanent aesthetic of the building, which do you have an
• 19:04
  Speaker 3: HOA for?
• 19:04
  Speaker 7: Yes.
• 19:04
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 19:05
  Speaker 3: It's not permanent. Well, it's pretty much the same. It's
• 19:08
  Speaker 3: not coming in and out of the window.
• 19:10
  Speaker 2: No, I see what you're saying.
• 19:11
  Speaker 3: If I leave my garbage can out too long, I'll
• 19:13
  Speaker 3: get a fine.
• 19:14
  Speaker 2: How long is that going to stay up, honestly? People
• 19:16
  Speaker 2: don't commit forever. Oh, and then she changes them, too.
• 19:20
  Speaker 9: Oh, so she is. It's not like she forgot about it.
• 19:22
  Speaker 10: No, and she's making these by hand and she's like
• 19:24
  Speaker 10: 70 painting them.
• 19:26
  Speaker 9: But Greg, this is gut check time because I want
• 19:29
  Speaker 9: to keep you intellectually honest. And I do think you
• 19:31
  Speaker 9: will be. And I think I know the answer. Let's
• 19:34
  Speaker 9: just say, because I don't know where you stand on what.
• 19:37
  Speaker 2: I know what you're going to ask.
• 19:38
  Speaker 9: If it was something you hardcore mega agreed with.
• 19:42
  Speaker 2: I've asked myself that same question. I would totally be
• 19:45
  Speaker 2: against it as well.
• 19:46
  Speaker 9: I thought you'd say that.
• 19:46
  Speaker 3: And I believe.
• 19:47
  Speaker 2: Totally would be against it.
• 19:48
  Speaker 9: Because it's ugly.
• 19:50
  Speaker 2: It's ugly it's stupid it's pointless.
• 19:52
  Speaker 3: I said hate doesn't have a home here love lives here.
• 19:55
  Speaker 10: Yeah one of them said something like I'm not a protester.
• 19:59
  Speaker 10: I'm a patriot. And I pay my mother effing taxes.
• 20:02
  Speaker 10: There's swear words in it.
• 20:04
  Speaker 2: Oh, what? The kids could see that.
• 20:06
  Speaker 7: Oh, my gosh.
• 20:06
  Speaker 3: It's an old lady becoming a grump.
• 20:09
  Speaker 7: Yes.
• 20:09
  Speaker 3: Well, yeah.
• 20:09
  Speaker 9: It's so tacky.
• 20:10
  Speaker 13: And so, again, people are politically out of their mind, dude. Well,
• 20:13
  Speaker 13: could she put up like, you know, I'm thinking like apartments,
• 20:15
  Speaker 13: like a pot leaf banner or something.
• 20:17
  Speaker 10: No, because they have a certain color that you have
• 20:19
  Speaker 10: to have your front door in.
• 20:21
  Speaker 2: What? They have certain window hangings that you can have,
• 20:23
  Speaker 2: like for curtains.
• 20:24
  Speaker 3: Okay, well, there's your answer then.
• 20:26
  Speaker 2: To be fair, in this, you know... Forget the politics
• 20:29
  Speaker 2: for a second. Yeah, yeah. Greg complains about a lot
• 20:31
  Speaker 2: of things that the other neighbors do. The garbage cans
• 20:34
  Speaker 2: that you try to help them out with. I do, right.
• 20:36
  Speaker 3: Stickers on them. Nothing changed.
• 20:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah, to get the neighbors to put the garbage cans
• 20:39
  Speaker 2: away and out of sight. There's a lot of things
• 20:42
  Speaker 2: that Greg would prefer.
• 20:43
  Speaker 3: Right, because I like normal things.
• 20:46
  Speaker 2: Don't park your car in your own driveway. Not if
• 20:49
  Speaker 2: you have a garage. It's got to be in the garage. Otherwise,
• 20:52
  Speaker 2: Greg don't like that either.
• 20:52
  Speaker 3: That's what they're for. More Woody Show.
• 20:55
  Speaker 7: Next.
• 20:55
  Speaker 2: You can poop on the floor. You can chew something
• 20:59
  Speaker 2: or whatever.
• 21:00
  Speaker 3: Man, you crap in my bed. That might be a
• 21:04
  Speaker 3: deal breaker.
• 21:05
  Speaker 2: And now, more of the Woody Show. So coming up
• 21:11
  Speaker 2: later on this hour, I want to do a round
• 21:14
  Speaker 2: of that. What do you do and how much do
• 21:16
  Speaker 2: you make?
• 21:16
  Speaker 6: Oh, I love that.
• 21:17
  Speaker 2: I have some interesting stuff to share there. And also
• 21:19
  Speaker 2: because dumbass Tyler... You know, he found out recently that
• 21:22
  Speaker 2: he's being laid off from his other job.
• 21:25
  Speaker 3: Oh, no. Not this one.
• 21:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but this is a part-time thing for him here.
• 21:28
  Speaker 2: But he's looking for something else. And so the job
• 21:37
  Speaker 2: search continues. So maybe... You'll get inspired. Yeah, right. Or
• 21:41
  Speaker 2: anybody out there. Sometimes you hear about things, you're like,
• 21:43
  Speaker 2: first of all, I didn't even know that was a job. Also, wow,
• 21:46
  Speaker 2: that pays pretty well. Gina mentioned the air traffic control,
• 21:49
  Speaker 2: which was my... That was my fallback. If radio didn't
• 21:53
  Speaker 2: pan out, that's what I wanted to go pursue. I
• 21:54
  Speaker 2: don't know if I would have made it and I
• 21:56
  Speaker 2: would have been any good at it, but that was
• 21:58
  Speaker 2: what I was.
• 21:58
  Speaker 3: Interested in because.
• 22:00
  Speaker 2: I thought it was an interesting sounding job, but then
• 22:02
  Speaker 2: also I knew it paid pretty well.
• 22:03
  Speaker 10: Well, having witnessed you with the official headset, you could
• 22:06
  Speaker 10: totally do it.
• 22:07
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 22:07
  Speaker 2: You could totally do it.
• 22:09
  Speaker 3: Does it sound all military? It's so mellow.
• 22:12
  Speaker 2: So mellow and confident.
• 22:14
  Speaker 3: Balls deep in the flight zone.
• 22:16
  Speaker 2: By the way, you don't talk that way. for any
• 22:19
  Speaker 2: kind of like image thing.
• 22:20
  Speaker 3: There are rules.
• 22:22
  Speaker 2: Oh, I'm sure there are.
• 22:23
  Speaker 3: He's already doing pilot talk?
• 22:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's awesome. Wait, what do you mean there are rules?
• 22:26
  Speaker 2: There are rules. Like the way that you have to
• 22:29
  Speaker 2: say something, the way you have to identify certain things.
• 22:31
  Speaker 9: He'd be like, what's up, effers?
• 22:33
  Speaker 2: No, no, no, not like, well, first of all, you
• 22:34
  Speaker 2: gotta keep the communication short, but like, You can't you
• 22:37
  Speaker 2: got to say numbers in a certain sequence in a
• 22:39
  Speaker 2: certain way. You got to say, yeah, it's for clarity
• 22:43
  Speaker 2: and for safety and things like that. So it's not
• 22:45
  Speaker 2: just like just being cash and, you know, I didn't
• 22:48
  Speaker 2: think you were putting on an act. No, no, no.
• 22:49
  Speaker 2: I'm saying that you could totally handle. No, I'm saying
• 22:51
  Speaker 2: like for what Seabass was saying, it's like, you know,
• 22:54
  Speaker 2: people aren't saying that. For that reason.
• 22:56
  Speaker 3: But if you didn't talk like that, you'd get shunned.
• 22:59
  Speaker 3: From the community.
• 23:01
  Speaker 2: If you didn't say things like that, you might get
• 23:04
  Speaker 2: a phone number to call from air traffic control. Or
• 23:08
  Speaker 2: even worse, create some kind of safety thing. We need
• 23:12
  Speaker 2: to see you.
• 23:12
  Speaker 3: This is for safety. We're going to do a 69 push-tush.
• 23:15
  Speaker 2: Lane 4.
• 23:19
  Speaker 3: Push-tush.
• 23:20
  Speaker 2: We got it.
• 23:22
  Speaker 3: Sex references.
• 23:23
  Speaker 2: Think about, like, you know, you don't have to tell us,
• 23:25
  Speaker 2: you know, your name, any kind of identifying information, but
• 23:29
  Speaker 2: what you do, like, just give us an industry of
• 23:32
  Speaker 2: what type of job you got and then how much
• 23:35
  Speaker 2: you make doing that. I'm going to try to help
• 23:37
  Speaker 2: dumbass Tyler and anybody out there who's, like, trying to
• 23:40
  Speaker 2: maybe switch career paths and figure out maybe what's out
• 23:45
  Speaker 2: there they weren't even aware of. They're paying pretty good money.
• 23:48
  Speaker 2: I got a couple things here. We'll get to that
• 23:49
  Speaker 2: all coming up on The Woody Show. Hang on.
• 23:52
  Speaker 3: The Woody Show. Be right back.
• 23:55
  Speaker 13: Breaking news.
• 23:56
  Speaker 3: Greg Gorey had to take a major crack at work.
• 23:59
  Speaker 2: Not since the fall of Rome has there been this
• 24:01
  Speaker 2: much devastation.
• 24:03
  Speaker 8: Woody.
• 24:04
  Speaker 3: Woody.
• 24:05
  Speaker 2: Woody.
• 24:05
  Speaker 3: Woody. And now, back to The Woody Show. Yeah, so
• 24:11
  Speaker 3: the FAA is hiring.
• 24:13
  Speaker 2: Air traffic controllers, and they had mentioned that within three
• 24:16
  Speaker 2: years of starting, you could be like at 150 grand. Yep.
• 24:20
  Speaker 2: You got to have the right personality disposition kind of
• 24:25
  Speaker 2: thing for that kind of work.
• 24:26
  Speaker 3: You can't freak out. Something to think about, but.
• 24:30
  Speaker 2: What I have here, this is from the Federal Reserve
• 24:32
  Speaker 2: Bank of New York who looked at different college majors
• 24:36
  Speaker 2: to see which ones earned the most within five years
• 24:38
  Speaker 2: of graduating. So this is with an actual degree. Now,
• 24:42
  Speaker 2: keep in mind, the U.S.
• 24:42
  Speaker 3: Census Bureau says that the U.S.
• 24:44
  Speaker 2: Median personal income is $ 45, 000. These are the majors where
• 24:48
  Speaker 2: 22 to 27 year olds bring in the highest paychecks.
• 24:57
  Speaker 2: So you've got computer engineering, number one on the list
• 25:00
  Speaker 2: at 90,000. Sounds right. Computer science, 87,000. Then you got
• 25:06
  Speaker 2: chemical engineering and aerospace engineering, both at 85. Industrial engineering,
• 25:12
  Speaker 2: electrical engineering, then mechanical engineering. That's all between, like, say,
• 25:16
  Speaker 2: 80 and 83.
• 25:18
  Speaker 9: Not qualified for any of these.
• 25:20
  Speaker 2: Construction services, 75,000. Civil engineering, 75,000. Isn't that kind of
• 25:26
  Speaker 2: what your dad? My dad is a civil engineer. Civil engineer? Yeah, exactly.
• 25:30
  Speaker 2: And then general engineering, 75,000. So engineering degrees.
• 25:34
  Speaker 9: Civil engineering is like to set up neighborhoods and things
• 25:37
  Speaker 9: like that.
• 25:37
  Speaker 2: It's infrastructure, runways, power plants. Overpasses. Yeah, bridges. Yeah, so
• 25:42
  Speaker 2: those are the college majors that pay you the most
• 25:46
  Speaker 2: within five years post-college. What kind of stuff are you
• 25:50
  Speaker 2: looking for, Tyler?
• 25:51
  Speaker 3: Honestly?
• 25:52
  Speaker 2: Honestly?
• 25:53
  Speaker 4: Pretty much everything that has to do with any sort
• 25:56
  Speaker 4: of media. Also tried hitting up a bunch of sports
• 25:59
  Speaker 4: teams all across the country to see if they're hiring
• 26:00
  Speaker 4: at all.
• 26:01
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
• 26:01
  Speaker 3: I think that's the move. By the way, how's Rainey doing?
• 26:05
  Speaker 3: He went from here to working for the NFL directly, right?
• 26:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 26:07
  Speaker 3: And he's not at the NFL anymore. Yeah, he works.
• 26:09
  Speaker 2: I think he had like three jobs since then. It
• 26:12
  Speaker 2: seems that way. He went from like... Two.
• 26:14
  Speaker 7: Two?
• 26:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 26:15
  Speaker 2: He's working for a multimedia company now that's being outsourced
• 26:18
  Speaker 2: by other major companies. So he's actually.
• 26:20
  Speaker 3: Salary employee has a contract.
• 26:22
  Speaker 2: He's doing awesome.
• 26:23
  Speaker 3: Wow, good.
• 26:23
  Speaker 2: Good for him.
• 26:25
  Speaker 3: Good for Randy.
• 26:25
  Speaker 13: Yeah, I think that's the move. Media companies are constricting.
• 26:29
  Speaker 13: All the local TV stations we know are firing people.
• 26:32
  Speaker 13: All the radio stations we know are firing people. But
• 26:34
  Speaker 13: the teams themselves are making a ton of money.
• 26:38
  Speaker 2: All right. There's a friend of mine. His son is
• 26:40
  Speaker 2: getting ready to graduate from college, and he's got a
• 26:43
  Speaker 2: third interview, I think, this week with the Buffalo Bills.
• 26:45
  Speaker 3: Oh, that's cool.
• 26:46
  Speaker 2: And he's, like, really close to a job with the L.A. Chargers.
• 26:51
  Speaker 11: Oh, cool.
• 26:51
  Speaker 2: In what capacity? It's in, like, some kind of, like,
• 26:55
  Speaker 2: media relations and, you know, things like that.
• 26:58
  Speaker 9: Knock him out and take his job, Tyler.
• 27:00
  Speaker 2: And that's, like, a right out of college kind of thing.
• 27:03
  Speaker 2: So I don't know what that pays. Let's see. Live
• 27:05
  Speaker 2: in L.A.
• 27:06
  Speaker 3: Or live in Buffalo? Which one?
• 27:08
  Speaker 2: Well, he said, well, I don't want to say anything.
• 27:11
  Speaker 2: He's very interested in that Chargers job.
• 27:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 27:13
  Speaker 4: If it's for the one I saw, it would be
• 27:15
  Speaker 4: for the social media coordinator.
• 27:17
  Speaker 2: No, not that. It's something else. Yeah. His dad's pretty
• 27:21
  Speaker 2: well connected in sports. That helps, too.
• 27:24
  Speaker 3: You know what I mean?
• 27:25
  Speaker 2: So, well, you know, network, network, network. That's why I
• 27:27
  Speaker 2: keep telling my son.
• 27:28
  Speaker 3: Get your foot in the door. Network, man.
• 27:30
  Speaker 2: You know, you could say, oh, well, that's... No, man,
• 27:33
  Speaker 2: that's just one of the things you got to do.
• 27:35
  Speaker 2: It's about the same as you, you know, making sure
• 27:37
  Speaker 2: that you're qualified. Make sure that you're connected. Well, because
• 27:40
  Speaker 2: they're going to see 200 applications, and if they don't
• 27:42
  Speaker 2: know you.
• 27:42
  Speaker 3: Sure, well... Versus if they know you. That's what I
• 27:44
  Speaker 3: was trying to tell Tyler. I go, Tyler, before you
• 27:46
  Speaker 3: apply for any job, like, look into... Do we know
• 27:50
  Speaker 3: anybody there or do you know anybody there before you apply?
• 27:53
  Speaker 3: Don't do it after you apply and then call them
• 27:56
  Speaker 3: and say, oh, I applied for this job.
• 27:58
  Speaker 4: Yeah, which I've done a couple times. And I also
• 28:01
  Speaker 4: did Menace's pizza trick.
• 28:03
  Speaker 6: Oh.
• 28:03
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah, where you said a pizza? Yeah, I did that.
• 28:06
  Speaker 4: And I had that person get back to me and
• 28:09
  Speaker 4: talk to them a little bit. And they said they
• 28:11
  Speaker 4: want to get into some more. media and podcasting stuff
• 28:14
  Speaker 4: later this year and they'll hit me up.
• 28:15
  Speaker 2: When it happens.
• 28:16
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 28:16
  Speaker 2: Well, that's cool.
• 28:16
  Speaker 3: Were they pissed that you ate two of the slices? Yeah.
• 28:21
  Speaker 2: Well, I mean, you know, again, the way that the
• 28:23
  Speaker 2: systems work now too, is you apply online. some AI
• 28:27
  Speaker 2: thing kind of scans everything. It's not even a person
• 28:29
  Speaker 2: really looking at the applications out. So it used to
• 28:32
  Speaker 2: be yours could stand out based on how you sent
• 28:35
  Speaker 2: it or what color paper the resume was on, like
• 28:38
  Speaker 2: little dumb things that would make things stand out.
• 28:40
  Speaker 3: But now that's why you need to check LinkedIn and
• 28:43
  Speaker 3: you might not even know that, you know, somebody that
• 28:45
  Speaker 3: works at that company. Right.
• 28:48
  Speaker 2: So the pro to hearing what others earn is, Just
• 28:52
  Speaker 2: kind of helps you understand where you stand and, you know,
• 28:54
  Speaker 2: whether you're being paid fairly. Plus, it can give you
• 28:56
  Speaker 2: a sneak peek into, you know, kind of job or
• 28:57
  Speaker 2: career path might be worth chasing next. The con is
• 29:02
  Speaker 2: he might not like what you hear. Yes.
• 29:04
  Speaker 11: Right.
• 29:05
  Speaker 2: But it's always interesting, I think, to hear what people
• 29:07
  Speaker 2: do and how much they make doing it. Sometimes it's
• 29:10
  Speaker 2: something you never even considered. So we're asking you to
• 29:13
  Speaker 2: call in and tell us what do you do and
• 29:17
  Speaker 2: how much do you make? You don't have to give
• 29:18
  Speaker 2: us your name. Just like what kind of work do
• 29:19
  Speaker 2: you do? We don't give us the company name. Yeah,
• 29:21
  Speaker 2: just generally. So we said like, oh, computer engineer or whatever.
• 29:24
  Speaker 2: That's what we're looking for.
• 29:27
  Speaker 3: 877-44-WOODY.
• 29:28
  Speaker 2: Hit us up with a text over to 22987. Yeah,
• 29:30
  Speaker 2: so in the world of sports, I'm a building maintenance
• 29:32
  Speaker 2: tech at an NBA arena. I make $ 85, 000 with guaranteed overtime.
• 29:38
  Speaker 2: Plus I get health, pension. and profit sharing that my
• 29:41
  Speaker 2: employer contributes to my union.
• 29:43
  Speaker 5: Okay.
• 29:43
  Speaker 9: Now we're talking.
• 29:45
  Speaker 14: Yeah.
• 29:45
  Speaker 2: 8-7-7-44, Woody.
• 29:47
  Speaker 3: What do you do?
• 29:48
  Speaker 2: How much do you make?
• 29:49
  Speaker 6: The Woody Show.
• 29:51
  Speaker 3: Back in a bit.
• 29:53
  Speaker 2: The Woody Show.
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: Text in 229-87.
• 29:55
  Speaker 14: And go.
• 29:59
  Speaker 3: All right. So what are you doing? How much do
• 30:02
  Speaker 3: you make?
• 30:03
  Speaker 2: Texas came in here through what else is fire protection,
• 30:07
  Speaker 2: servicing fire extinguishers. One hundred and fifteen thousand dollars. See,
• 30:13
  Speaker 2: I mean, I knew that was a job. I wouldn't
• 30:16
  Speaker 2: have guessed to pay one hundred and fifteen grand. Oh, yeah.
• 30:19
  Speaker 2: And also keep in mind, depending on the same job
• 30:22
  Speaker 2: may pay something different depending on where what city you're in. Yeah.
• 30:25
  Speaker 3: Where you are.
• 30:27
  Speaker 2: Obviously, you live in a higher cost of living place
• 30:31
  Speaker 2: in New York, a Los Angeles kind of place. It's
• 30:33
  Speaker 2: going to pay more than maybe what you're making in St. Louis, Indianapolis,
• 30:39
  Speaker 2: a place like that. 877-44-WOODY. 877-44-WOODY.
• 30:44
  Speaker 3: This one says I'm a.
• 30:46
  Speaker 2: Maintenance supervisor at an assisted living facility. I make $ 36. 50
• 30:51
  Speaker 2: an hour plus great benefits. Best job in the world
• 30:53
  Speaker 2: for carpenters that are tired of the mud, snow, and ladders.
• 30:58
  Speaker 7: See?
• 30:59
  Speaker 2: I've heard about stuff like that too. Maybe you're doing
• 31:02
  Speaker 2: something You can just apply that same skill set and
• 31:04
  Speaker 2: something that's like at a specific place, just way, way
• 31:08
  Speaker 2: better situational wise. Like, yeah, you're not at a hotel
• 31:11
  Speaker 2: or you're not out in the elements, you know? Yeah,
• 31:13
  Speaker 2: exactly right. Let's go to the phones and say hi
• 31:16
  Speaker 2: to Desiree. Hey, good morning, Desiree.
• 31:19
  Speaker 3: How are you?
• 31:20
  Speaker 2: Good morning.
• 31:22
  Speaker 4: I'm good.
• 31:22
  Speaker 8: How are you?
• 31:23
  Speaker 2: We're doing great. So what do you do and how
• 31:24
  Speaker 2: much do you make?
• 31:26
  Speaker 7: I am a banker, so I open new accounts and
• 31:28
  Speaker 7: I make 75 plus pension plus bonuses.
• 31:32
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 31:33
  Speaker 2: So what does that end up being like a year
• 31:35
  Speaker 2: with the bonuses and everything?
• 31:37
  Speaker 7: Like 95 to 100.
• 31:38
  Speaker 3: Oh, wow.
• 31:40
  Speaker 2: That's a lot of bonuses. Dude, my ex-wife was a
• 31:44
  Speaker 2: loan officer for banks and credit unions the time that
• 31:47
  Speaker 2: we were together. She never made anywhere close to that.
• 31:49
  Speaker 3: Oh, really? Good for you.
• 31:50
  Speaker 14: Really?
• 31:50
  Speaker 2: I thought they made.
• 31:52
  Speaker 3: Desiree, do you, like, look at people's accounts and then
• 31:54
  Speaker 3: call them up and say, hey, would you be interested
• 31:58
  Speaker 3: in this other account to make more interest?
• 32:01
  Speaker 7: Sometimes.
• 32:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's so annoying.
• 32:03
  Speaker 7: Bring in new accounts.
• 32:04
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 32:04
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 32:05
  Speaker 3: Well, I mean, I know.
• 32:06
  Speaker 9: You do get to find out a lot about people.
• 32:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 32:08
  Speaker 2: Well, I know, like, when my ex-wife was working at
• 32:11
  Speaker 2: the banks, like, she and the other coworkers, they would
• 32:13
  Speaker 2: look up random people. And you can't do that anymore.
• 32:15
  Speaker 2: I think they changed the system. Yeah, my friends did that, too,
• 32:18
  Speaker 2: like basketball players and stuff.
• 32:19
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 32:19
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 32:20
  Speaker 3: All right, Desiree, thank you.
• 32:21
  Speaker 7: You can do that at my bank.
• 32:23
  Speaker 3: You can?
• 32:23
  Speaker 2: Nice. All right, well, good thing we're not giving out names.
• 32:26
  Speaker 2: All right, Desiree, thank you for the call. Appreciate you.
• 32:28
  Speaker 2: Let's go to Maddie. Hey, what's up, Maddie?
• 32:31
  Speaker 8: Good morning, everyone.
• 32:32
  Speaker 6: Hi.
• 32:33
  Speaker 3: Maddie, what are you doing?
• 32:35
  Speaker 2: What do you make?
• 32:36
  Speaker 8: So I am in marketing, but I actually do marketing
• 32:39
  Speaker 8: for civil engineering, and we focus in water. So stormwater,
• 32:42
  Speaker 8: recreational water, environmental water. And I make $ 81, 000 a year.
• 32:46
  Speaker 2: So much water. Are you a law market?
• 32:48
  Speaker 1: Water? Yeah, right.
• 32:49
  Speaker 2: Dumb wet over there.
• 32:49
  Speaker 3: All the water in Orange County.
• 32:51
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 32:52
  Speaker 2: All right. So marketing for a civil engineering company, $ 81, 000.
• 32:55
  Speaker 2: Thank you, Maddie, for your phone call. Let's go to
• 32:59
  Speaker 2: line number four and say hi to Robby.
• 33:01
  Speaker 3: Robby. What's up, Robby? Robby.
• 33:03
  Speaker 7: Morning, everybody.
• 33:04
  Speaker 2: Hey, so what do you do and what do you make?
• 33:08
  Speaker 6: Okay, so I work for a company that makes glass bottles,
• 33:11
  Speaker 6: like beer, wine bottles, you know. a tostito jar and
• 33:15
  Speaker 6: stuff like that. So I make roughly around 92, 93
• 33:21
  Speaker 6: a year plus weekly bonus and paid benefits for one K.
• 33:26
  Speaker 14: So I probably, uh, with overtime, I make about maybe 130, 140.
• 33:29
  Speaker 6: Oh, wow.
• 33:31
  Speaker 3: Wait, so weekly bonuses.
• 33:34
  Speaker 7: Yes.
• 33:35
  Speaker 2: For like hitting numbers.
• 33:38
  Speaker 13: Uh, yeah.
• 33:38
  Speaker 6: If you hit your percentage on making, uh, the glass bottles,
• 33:44
  Speaker 6: if you, you know, you hit like the 90 and
• 33:47
  Speaker 6: above mark, then you get a nice weekly bonus.
• 33:50
  Speaker 2: So question, when you say make the bottles, I mean, like,
• 33:52
  Speaker 2: are you just over, you're over, I'm assuming you're overseeing
• 33:55
  Speaker 2: like whatever the machine is that you're not blowing glass, right?
• 33:59
  Speaker 14: No, no, no, no blowing. So yeah, I'm the operator.
• 34:04
  Speaker 6: So, and I'm just making sure that the machine is
• 34:08
  Speaker 6: running properly.
• 34:09
  Speaker 2: Okay. I was going to say like, so like, I mean,
• 34:12
  Speaker 2: is it difficult to keep it, like, spitting out the
• 34:15
  Speaker 2: right number of bottles so you hit that bonus? Yeah,
• 34:16
  Speaker 2: just crank it up.
• 34:17
  Speaker 6: Is it difficult?
• 34:17
  Speaker 2: Does it break down a lot?
• 34:20
  Speaker 6: If the machine decides to, you know what, I'm going
• 34:23
  Speaker 6: to make it work today, then, yeah, it's really, really hard.
• 34:26
  Speaker 6: But if the machine is running properly, you know, then, yeah,
• 34:30
  Speaker 6: it's just cranking out bottles.
• 34:32
  Speaker 2: How many an hour?
• 34:33
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 34:33
  Speaker 2: Well, I've seen how it's made. It looks like a lot.
• 34:36
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 34:38
  Speaker 6: It depends what bottles you make. There's some bottles that
• 34:40
  Speaker 6: you make up to like maybe 300 or 400 bottles
• 34:43
  Speaker 6: a minute.
• 34:44
  Speaker 14: Wow.
• 34:45
  Speaker 3: Damn, that's awesome.
• 34:46
  Speaker 2: Just set it to the highest level. Yeah, just rake
• 34:50
  Speaker 2: in that bonus. All right, Robbie, thank you for the call.
• 34:53
  Speaker 3: Appreciate you. Let's go to Sarah.
• 34:56
  Speaker 6: Yo, Sarah.
• 34:57
  Speaker 2: Sarah.
• 34:58
  Speaker 7: Good morning.
• 34:59
  Speaker 2: Good morning. All right, so what do you do and
• 35:00
  Speaker 2: how much do you make?
• 35:02
  Speaker 7: I'm a second grade teacher and I make $ 75, 000. Um,
• 35:07
  Speaker 7: this is just my third year. So every year I
• 35:09
  Speaker 7: should be getting a raise.
• 35:11
  Speaker 2: Okay. And then, um, like the teachers get bonuses.
• 35:15
  Speaker 7: Um, Not really. I don't, it's just, we get our
• 35:18
  Speaker 7: raise every year. Okay.
• 35:19
  Speaker 9: Cause I know if you all pass this, all the
• 35:21
  Speaker 9: kids pass the test or whatever.
• 35:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Right.
• 35:23
  Speaker 2: Cause I know like the, the school districts and stuff,
• 35:25
  Speaker 2: they have like these things that they're, they're trying to
• 35:27
  Speaker 2: hit a certain average, you know, graduation rate or a
• 35:31
  Speaker 2: certain level on the, the standardized testing from the state
• 35:34
  Speaker 2: and things like that. So I didn't know if like
• 35:36
  Speaker 2: the teachers, if they got like some kind of, you know,
• 35:39
  Speaker 2: bonus for like the, the students hitting those, They get
• 35:43
  Speaker 2: a Starbucks card?
• 35:44
  Speaker 3: Yeah, something. Something like that. All right, Sarah.
• 35:48
  Speaker 7: No, we don't.
• 35:49
  Speaker 2: Yeah, good luck, man. Second grade. It's got to be rough.
• 35:53
  Speaker 9: They're talkers.
• 35:53
  Speaker 7: It's fun, though.
• 35:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 35:54
  Speaker 3: All right, Sarah. Thank you for calling. Appreciate it.
• 35:56
  Speaker 2: Listen to Woody's show. Let's say hi to Louie.
• 35:59
  Speaker 1: Louie. Louie.
• 36:01
  Speaker 8: Hey, how's it going?
• 36:02
  Speaker 3: Louie, what's good?
• 36:03
  Speaker 2: All right, so what are you doing? How much do
• 36:04
  Speaker 2: you make?
• 36:06
  Speaker 6: Well.
• 36:07
  Speaker 14: I didn't consider, you know, the bonus and everything, but
• 36:10
  Speaker 14: I cleared just with my regular pay, $ 210, and I'm
• 36:13
  Speaker 14: an electrician.
• 36:15
  Speaker 7: Oh, wow.
• 36:15
  Speaker 14: We do a lot of stuff for hospital, and we're
• 36:19
  Speaker 14: a specialty company.
• 36:20
  Speaker 2: Oh, wow. Okay. Okay, so you don't work for the hospital.
• 36:23
  Speaker 2: You're just doing some work for the hospital? Yeah, like
• 36:25
  Speaker 2: we do MRIs.
• 36:26
  Speaker 14: Yeah, we build our MRIs, you know, their biplanes and,
• 36:29
  Speaker 14: you know.
• 36:29
  Speaker 1: Wow.
• 36:30
  Speaker 9: That sounds important.
• 36:31
  Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, because I know, like, okay, my brother-in-law, he
• 36:34
  Speaker 2: ended up getting into the carpenters union and now he's, uh,
• 36:38
  Speaker 2: he's going more toward, you know, your side, like the
• 36:41
  Speaker 2: electrician side. So he's, uh, he's getting training and stuff
• 36:44
  Speaker 2: on that because man, I tell you, they.
• 36:46
  Speaker 14: Talk about the trade, man.
• 36:47
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 36:48
  Speaker 2: They talk about the trade stuff all the.
• 36:49
  Speaker 3: Time, you know, like that's right.
• 36:51
  Speaker 2: Like electricians and stuff. You can pretty much set your own,
• 36:55
  Speaker 2: you can pretty much set your own fees. Right. Because
• 36:58
  Speaker 2: there's just, there's more work than there are people to
• 37:01
  Speaker 2: do the work.
• 37:01
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 37:03
  Speaker 14: From what I understand. It's fun. It's very interesting. It's challenging,
• 37:05
  Speaker 14: so it's awesome.
• 37:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you just got to be careful.
• 37:07
  Speaker 11: Right.
• 37:08
  Speaker 2: Incredibly challenging.
• 37:10
  Speaker 14: That's for sure.
• 37:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah, don't shock yourself. All right, Louie, thank you for
• 37:12
  Speaker 2: the call.
• 37:13
  Speaker 3: Appreciate you.
• 37:13
  Speaker 2: And say hi to Michelle.
• 37:15
  Speaker 3: Hey, Michelle.
• 37:16
  Speaker 7: Michelle.
• 37:17
  Speaker 2: Hey, good morning.
• 37:19
  Speaker 3: Hoi.
• 37:19
  Speaker 2: Hey, Michelle.
• 37:20
  Speaker 7: Hoi.
• 37:20
  Speaker 2: All right, so what do you do and how much
• 37:22
  Speaker 2: do you make?
• 37:24
  Speaker 7: So I'm a second and third grade special education teacher
• 37:27
  Speaker 7: and I make $ 82, 000.
• 37:28
  Speaker 2: Okay, $ 82, 000.
• 37:29
  Speaker 14: I do want to.
• 37:33
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 37:34
  Speaker 8: I want to make a clarification.
• 37:35
  Speaker 5: So some schools do get those bonuses.
• 37:38
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 37:39
  Speaker 6: But it depends.
• 37:39
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 37:39
  Speaker 3: It depends on the district.
• 37:41
  Speaker 7: It depends if it's a charter, private, and.
• 37:46
  Speaker 9: It gets kind of competitive.
• 37:47
  Speaker 7: With teachers, which is hilarious.
• 37:49
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, I was, man, when I was
• 37:51
  Speaker 2: a kid, I always thought it'd be cool, like the
• 37:53
  Speaker 2: teacher's lounge, I always wondered what went on in there. Oh, yeah.
• 37:56
  Speaker 2: Because it always, like you would see, there was a
• 37:58
  Speaker 2: door to it right next to the cafeteria. So all
• 38:01
  Speaker 2: the kids, we'd be in the cafeteria and there's where
• 38:02
  Speaker 2: you get your lunch and stuff like that. And then
• 38:04
  Speaker 2: that door would open up and we all would be
• 38:05
  Speaker 2: kind of like peeking in there to like know what
• 38:07
  Speaker 2: the hell was going on in there. At my school,
• 38:09
  Speaker 2: it was coffee and cigarettes. It's also the hookup room,
• 38:11
  Speaker 2: you know, Greg? It's so sexy in there.
• 38:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's where they go to hook up.
• 38:16
  Speaker 2: All right, Michelle, thank you for the call.
• 38:18
  Speaker 3: I appreciate it.
• 38:18
  Speaker 2: Listen to the Woody Show. Yeah, on the electrician thing,
• 38:20
  Speaker 2: somebody said, I'm a commercial electrician. I make over $ 100
• 38:23
  Speaker 2: an hour. I never went to college. I have well
• 38:27
  Speaker 2: over a million dollars in my 401k retirement account. Not
• 38:30
  Speaker 2: to mention what's in my IBEW pension. All trades pay well.
• 38:35
  Speaker 2: Don't be afraid of hard work. I own three homes,
• 38:37
  Speaker 2: and I put three kids through college.
• 38:39
  Speaker 6: Damn.
• 38:40
  Speaker 9: This guy's living the life.
• 38:41
  Speaker 2: See, that's what I'm saying, man. 401K with a million
• 38:44
  Speaker 2: dollars in it.
• 38:44
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 38:45
  Speaker 2: A million dollars.
• 38:46
  Speaker 3: A million dollars.
• 38:48
  Speaker 2: Wow, that's so cool. Look how happy Greg is for you.
• 38:51
  Speaker 2: I'm so happy for him. All right, we're going to
• 38:52
  Speaker 2: take a quick break. More Woody shows next.
• 38:54
  Speaker 3: Hang on.
• 38:54
  Speaker 2: The Woody Show will be right back.
• 38:57
  Speaker 13: The Woody Show.
• 39:04
  Speaker 2: All right, we're into another new hour. Insensitivity training for
• 39:08
  Speaker 2: a politically correct world. Woody, Greg. Yeah. Menace. Yeah.
• 39:12
  Speaker 3: We got Gina. Hi. Seabass is here.
• 39:14
  Speaker 8: Oh, yeah.
• 39:15
  Speaker 2: As soon as he walked in the studio, Seabass goes, oh.
• 39:18
  Speaker 2: Or Menace.
• 39:19
  Speaker 3: Good morning, Seabass. Hi, Seabass. How are you? Yeah, well,
• 39:23
  Speaker 3: men are screwing with me, so.
• 39:24
  Speaker 5: He's saying good morning.
• 39:25
  Speaker 6: No, no, no.
• 39:26
  Speaker 3: How are you doing?
• 39:27
  Speaker 2: He's very nice. Yeah, he's saying good morning.
• 39:29
  Speaker 9: He's being friendly.
• 39:30
  Speaker 3: And offering you food that I brought. A delicious treat.
• 39:33
  Speaker 3: Sammy's here.
• 39:34
  Speaker 8: Hello.
• 39:34
  Speaker 2: We've got Morgan. Phones are open. 877-44-WOODY. Text over to 22987.
• 39:42
  Speaker 2: There's a dirty little secret to share this hour.
• 39:44
  Speaker 11: Oh.
• 39:45
  Speaker 2: And we'll guess who it belongs to.
• 39:46
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 39:47
  Speaker 2: Okay. Please be Tyler. Anybody have a dirty little secret?
• 39:53
  Speaker 2: You know, and I actually know what I do. It's
• 39:58
  Speaker 2: I don't want to say it was secret. I haven't
• 40:00
  Speaker 2: said anything about it yet.
• 40:00
  Speaker 3: OK. Well, because this just happened yesterday. And so here
• 40:04
  Speaker 3: we go.
• 40:04
  Speaker 9: Dirty little secret.
• 40:13
  Speaker 2: But Greg, guess what I did yesterday? What you did yesterday?
• 40:17
  Speaker 2: Dirty you. Greg and Menace are going to be the
• 40:20
  Speaker 2: two people who are the most excited about this. Oh, okay.
• 40:25
  Speaker 2: So it's not like a poop thing.
• 40:26
  Speaker 3: Greg and Menace.
• 40:27
  Speaker 9: I mean, that could be it.
• 40:28
  Speaker 2: Or a joeing thing.
• 40:29
  Speaker 3: What do they have?
• 40:30
  Speaker 4: Oh!
• 40:32
  Speaker 3: I have an idea.
• 40:33
  Speaker 14: Jeez.
• 40:34
  Speaker 3: That scared me. I think I figured it out.
• 40:36
  Speaker 2: I think I cracked the code. It looked like the
• 40:38
  Speaker 2: paramedics in with the paddles.
• 40:39
  Speaker 3: Does it have wheels?
• 40:43
  Speaker 2: It does.
• 40:46
  Speaker 3: I bought a golf cart, Greg.
• 40:49
  Speaker 2: I did.
• 40:51
  Speaker 3: Now this is not for Greg to use. No, Greg
• 40:53
  Speaker 3: can use it. I'll bring him.
• 40:54
  Speaker 2: I'll bring him to the airport. He can use it.
• 40:56
  Speaker 2: My God.
• 40:56
  Speaker 9: Just tool around.
• 40:57
  Speaker 2: I want a job that is just nothing but drive.
• 41:00
  Speaker 2: I was telling the people at the place that I
• 41:03
  Speaker 2: bought it, uh, just how excited you specifically were going
• 41:07
  Speaker 2: to be for this and how it's your dream. It
• 41:09
  Speaker 2: is my dream. And now I think it's time. And
• 41:13
  Speaker 2: these guys do this for a living. They go, really?
• 41:15
  Speaker 3: Oh, hell yeah.
• 41:17
  Speaker 10: Did you tell them my theory? Like the Iran war
• 41:20
  Speaker 10: would be over today if they just said, you know what?
• 41:22
  Speaker 3: Golf carts for everybody. Everybody gets a golf cart.
• 41:24
  Speaker 2: Because how can you not be happy riding a golf cart?
• 41:28
  Speaker 2: I got to tell you, I thought like, you know,
• 41:31
  Speaker 2: golf cart, right?
• 41:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 41:33
  Speaker 2: Golf carts are not golf carts anymore.
• 41:35
  Speaker 3: No, no, no.
• 41:37
  Speaker 2: You go to the places that sell these things.
• 41:39
  Speaker 3: Yeah. And you're like, is this a car dealership? Oh, really? Oh, yeah.
• 41:42
  Speaker 3: They have backup cameras and stuff now.
• 41:45
  Speaker 2: So the one I got.
• 41:46
  Speaker 7: So.
• 41:47
  Speaker 2: It's got Apple CarPlay.
• 41:51
  Speaker 9: Wait, there's a monitor on it?
• 41:52
  Speaker 3: Yeah, for the reverse cameras. You gotta see this thing.
• 41:55
  Speaker 3: So do we go? Two-seater, four-seater, six-seater?
• 41:58
  Speaker 2: It's a four-seater, but the two seats in the back
• 42:01
  Speaker 2: kind of face backwards, but then you can flip it
• 42:03
  Speaker 2: down so it becomes like a little cargo bed.
• 42:06
  Speaker 9: Oh, fun!
• 42:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah, because that's part of like picking people up and then,
• 42:10
  Speaker 2: you know, putting luggage or whatever to bring, you know,
• 42:13
  Speaker 2: over to the.
• 42:13
  Speaker 3: Yeah, this is your work cart.
• 42:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 42:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Let me find this stupid picture. Yeah. This is
• 42:18
  Speaker 2: not the one because the one I got is all black.
• 42:20
  Speaker 2: But look at this.
• 42:22
  Speaker 3: Oh, my God.
• 42:23
  Speaker 9: That's really nice.
• 42:25
  Speaker 2: Look at the wheels on this thing. Wow. Seriously. I
• 42:30
  Speaker 2: guess so clean. Like they're stylish, you know, compared like
• 42:33
  Speaker 2: when you think golf cart. Yeah, you think- It's weird, man.
• 42:36
  Speaker 3: The old- Like with the.
• 42:38
  Speaker 9: White frilly top.
• 42:39
  Speaker 3: The brand is called like Golf Club or something like that.
• 42:42
  Speaker 2: No, this one's Icon.
• 42:43
  Speaker 3: No, no, but I'm just saying the one that you're
• 42:45
  Speaker 3: thinking about old timey stuff, that's like- The standard.
• 42:47
  Speaker 2: Oh, Club Car. Club Car, yeah. Remember the old timey ones?
• 42:50
  Speaker 2: I hated them. They only had the one wheel up front.
• 42:53
  Speaker 2: I'm telling you, man, the golf cart game has changed.
• 42:56
  Speaker 2: And these things, I can see, if this is what
• 42:59
  Speaker 2: you've been saying about these kind of things, what you
• 43:01
  Speaker 2: want to be cruising around in. Yes, absolutely. Does it
• 43:04
  Speaker 2: have AC? No. It's got headlights. It's got.
• 43:12
  Speaker 2: It would have to have headlights.
• 43:13
  Speaker 3: Look at this big thing that's mounted right here.
• 43:15
  Speaker 2: That's one giant sound bar.
• 43:17
  Speaker 3: That's crazy.
• 43:19
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 43:20
  Speaker 2: I'm going to say, I will rule you. Nice.
• 43:24
  Speaker 3: And the Woody Show. We'll be right back.
• 43:26
  Speaker 1: The Woody Show.
• 43:31
  Speaker 2: It's the Dirty Little Secrets. I tell you, this top
• 43:35
  Speaker 2: hat that I bought. To go to Magic Castle.
• 43:38
  Speaker 3: It's paid for itself.
• 43:40
  Speaker 2: It was on Amazon. It really has paid for itself.
• 43:42
  Speaker 2: We have used it for so many things. I feel
• 43:44
  Speaker 2: like we almost get more use out of that these
• 43:45
  Speaker 2: days than we do the wheel.
• 43:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah, for sure.
• 43:48
  Speaker 2: We use the wheel a lot, too. That hat is
• 43:51
  Speaker 2: a gem. It is. All right, so there's some dirty
• 43:53
  Speaker 2: little secrets from people around the room in here. We'll
• 43:56
  Speaker 2: guess who those belong to. But Greg did tell me
• 44:00
  Speaker 2: that he wants to share something.
• 44:02
  Speaker 3: It's more like an update on a dirty little secret.
• 44:04
  Speaker 10: And I made sure to bring this up to you
• 44:07
  Speaker 10: guys when Woody was not here because I, for some reason,
• 44:10
  Speaker 10: thought you would belittle me or whatever.
• 44:12
  Speaker 6: What?
• 44:13
  Speaker 3: Well, I mean, fair.
• 44:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah, fair. Fair assumption.
• 44:16
  Speaker 10: Depending on what we're talking about here. So I was
• 44:19
  Speaker 10: saying how, like, lately, I don't know if it's eczema
• 44:22
  Speaker 10: or what, but I'm.
• 44:23
  Speaker 2: Just kind of itchy all the time. And I'm an
• 44:25
  Speaker 2: overzealous scratcher.
• 44:27
  Speaker 1: So I....
• 44:29
  Speaker 10: Scratch myself to the point where I basically bleed because
• 44:32
  Speaker 10: it's just insatiable desire.
• 44:34
  Speaker 9: The more you do it, the more you need it.
• 44:36
  Speaker 2: The more you need it.
• 44:36
  Speaker 10: But you know you're making yourself bleed? Not at the moment,
• 44:40
  Speaker 10: but I mean, eventually it's just, oh, here's blood. So
• 44:45
  Speaker 10: a few weeks ago, I woke myself up in the
• 44:48
  Speaker 10: middle of the night because the very base of my
• 44:51
  Speaker 10: ween was itchy for some reason. And I scratched it
• 44:55
  Speaker 10: so damn hard that I drew blood. And my update.
• 44:59
  Speaker 2: Like your shaft? Yeah. Right where the body meets the shaft.
• 45:03
  Speaker 1: Uh-huh.
• 45:04
  Speaker 10: And I scratched it so hard that I had like
• 45:06
  Speaker 10: a little scab or a little cut or whatever. And
• 45:09
  Speaker 10: now I have a little scar. Have you ever had
• 45:12
  Speaker 10: a scar where like the.
• 45:14
  Speaker 2: It's kind of like this. Yeah.
• 45:15
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 45:15
  Speaker 12: Like a tiny discoloration.
• 45:16
  Speaker 2: I mean, I wouldn't be able to see it through
• 45:17
  Speaker 2: all the pubes.
• 45:18
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 45:19
  Speaker 7: You know.
• 45:19
  Speaker 2: Oh, those are. From full bush. Highly nicely trimmed. Yeah.
• 45:22
  Speaker 10: So now the scar is a little lighter in color.
• 45:25
  Speaker 10: And it's like, thanks a lot, God. That's what I
• 45:27
  Speaker 10: needed to make it even more unappealing.
• 45:32
  Speaker 5: You could use a scar gel or something, right?
• 45:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah, vitamin E.
• 45:36
  Speaker 2: So that's the update.
• 45:37
  Speaker 3: I don't have a scar there.
• 45:39
  Speaker 2: Question is it permanent or is it still.
• 45:43
  Speaker 9: Healing uh if it's that color it's that's it and
• 45:46
  Speaker 9: then when i got bitten by the dog in the
• 45:48
  Speaker 9: right testicle that's a scar so.
• 45:50
  Speaker 13: Now it's like your junk is really like i've got
• 45:52
  Speaker 13: two scars.
• 45:53
  Speaker 2: On dolphins they have all those like scratch marks and
• 45:56
  Speaker 2: stuff like on their on their skin yeah like and
• 46:00
  Speaker 2: uh well so i i learn the dolphins like they
• 46:03
  Speaker 2: do that to mark each other like in their pods
• 46:06
  Speaker 2: or something like that. Really? It's like an identification kind
• 46:09
  Speaker 2: of thing.
• 46:09
  Speaker 5: Dude, dolphins are crazy.
• 46:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 46:10
  Speaker 3: Like branding? Yeah, they do horrible things to each other.
• 46:14
  Speaker 2: I was at some, you know, sea life thing where
• 46:18
  Speaker 2: you swim with dolphins and stuff on a vacation with
• 46:20
  Speaker 2: the kids. And yeah, they were talking about how other
• 46:23
  Speaker 2: dolphins would come up and they'll kind of drag their
• 46:25
  Speaker 2: mouth over the other one to mark them and say, hey,
• 46:30
  Speaker 2: these are our people kind of thing.
• 46:32
  Speaker 9: Oh, it's like jumping in a gang.
• 46:34
  Speaker 2: Kind of.
• 46:35
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 46:35
  Speaker 2: So it's for identification. So kind of. But like, it's cool, man.
• 46:39
  Speaker 3: You get it.
• 46:39
  Speaker 9: You own your weenus.
• 46:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Mark us.
• 46:42
  Speaker 3: It's identified now.
• 46:44
  Speaker 2: Now you can't be any kind of like sexual predator
• 46:46
  Speaker 2: or deviant because someone will be able to identify you
• 46:50
  Speaker 2: in court.
• 46:50
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 46:51
  Speaker 2: There's a little scar from overzealous scratching. Didn't that happen
• 46:54
  Speaker 2: with Michael Jackson back in the day? Like, they were asking,
• 46:58
  Speaker 2: you know, describe his penis.
• 47:00
  Speaker 3: Oh, that and Jeffrey Epstein just recently.
• 47:03
  Speaker 2: Oh, was that? Oh, yeah. Like, the egg-shaped thing.
• 47:05
  Speaker 3: Right. But, yeah, he was in, what is it, a deposition,
• 47:09
  Speaker 3: and it was on video, and they kept on asking
• 47:11
  Speaker 3: him about, you know, what it looked like, because we
• 47:13
  Speaker 3: have reports that it's, like, it looks like this, and
• 47:16
  Speaker 3: it looks like it's an egg-shaped thing, and then he
• 47:18
  Speaker 3: walked out of the deposition.
• 47:20
  Speaker 2: Deposition? Yeah.
• 47:21
  Speaker 6: Huh.
• 47:22
  Speaker 1: Huh.
• 47:22
  Speaker 3: Yeah, just a recent video. You can go watch it online.
• 47:25
  Speaker 2: And then the Michael Jackson one.
• 47:27
  Speaker 3: They looked at my genitals. My big thing is, did
• 47:29
  Speaker 3: you take my advice and start taking a Zyrtec for
• 47:32
  Speaker 3: your itching?
• 47:32
  Speaker 2: I did not.
• 47:33
  Speaker 3: Because that has happened to me, too, where I'm getting.
• 47:36
  Speaker 2: Just scratching like crazy?
• 47:38
  Speaker 3: Itchy, and then the Zyrtec, it helps. But to the
• 47:40
  Speaker 3: point where you bleed.
• 47:41
  Speaker 12: But you act like lotion is going to kill you.
• 47:43
  Speaker 2: No, I don't.
• 47:44
  Speaker 10: But I never think to, oh, you know, let's go
• 47:46
  Speaker 10: about our day and put lotion down there.
• 47:48
  Speaker 9: Well, who doesn't want to put lotion on their ween?
• 47:51
  Speaker 3: I would never think to lotion that area.
• 47:52
  Speaker 2: Never, ever. Ladies, you lotion your.
• 47:55
  Speaker 9: Well, no, but I'm not scratching it.
• 47:58
  Speaker 2: But women, you will put lotion pretty much everywhere. But
• 48:01
  Speaker 2: you don't. I don't think that area needs it.
• 48:04
  Speaker 10: I think that's a thing that men and women will
• 48:06
  Speaker 10: never be equally obsessed with. Women are obsessed with lotion.
• 48:10
  Speaker 7: More.
• 48:11
  Speaker 9: I mean, I think about it constantly.
• 48:13
  Speaker 2: Every black dude I know. Every black dude I know
• 48:15
  Speaker 2: is like got lotion like crazy.
• 48:17
  Speaker 9: But we should ask.
• 48:18
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 48:18
  Speaker 9: We know one.
• 48:19
  Speaker 2: What's that?
• 48:20
  Speaker 9: Does Vaughn?
• 48:20
  Speaker 3: We know one.
• 48:21
  Speaker 2: Vaughn, do you have lotion on you right now? Like
• 48:26
  Speaker 2: not on your body, but do you have it with you?
• 48:29
  Speaker 3: Absolutely.
• 48:30
  Speaker 7: See?
• 48:30
  Speaker 3: I have lotion and I have vitamin E oil.
• 48:33
  Speaker 2: Vitamin E oil?
• 48:35
  Speaker 3: Right here on the desk.
• 48:36
  Speaker 2: And then do you lotion down there?
• 48:38
  Speaker 14: Oh yeah, for sure.
• 48:39
  Speaker 2: Got a lotion, oil, keep it moist.
• 48:41
  Speaker 3: But you lotion your junk?
• 48:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 48:44
  Speaker 2: Not for like beating it.
• 48:46
  Speaker 3: No, just like out of the shower.
• 48:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it all gets ashy.
• 48:48
  Speaker 3: So you got to make sure. It does?
• 48:50
  Speaker 2: Even your junk? Wouldn't that add 10 minutes to your routine?
• 48:54
  Speaker 9: 10 minutes?
• 48:56
  Speaker 2: Every day, you got to dry off.
• 48:57
  Speaker 9: Three seconds.
• 48:57
  Speaker 2: And then lotion everything. Yeah. And it takes forever for
• 49:00
  Speaker 2: it to soak in. And then it smells.
• 49:02
  Speaker 5: It does take a minute maybe, but that's when you're
• 49:04
  Speaker 5: supposed to put it on.
• 49:05
  Speaker 12: Yeah, a literal minute.
• 49:06
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 49:07
  Speaker 3: Greg needs that vitamin E for his wiener, though.
• 49:10
  Speaker 12: Yeah, that's like scar stuff.
• 49:12
  Speaker 2: Wiener oil. I like the vitamin V for my wiener.
• 49:16
  Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying, fellas?
• 49:18
  Speaker 2: That's all you need. You know what I'm saying, boys?
• 49:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah like i'm not i'm not answering hell yeah bro.
• 49:25
  Speaker 2: The woody show we'll be right back.
• 49:32
  Speaker 3: The woody show all.
• 49:35
  Speaker 14: Right uh.
• 49:38
  Speaker 2: Let's see. Got to be menace on the female pee hole. Now,
• 49:41
  Speaker 2: if you're just tuning in, you're like, what?
• 49:46
  Speaker 9: That's a way to start the conversation.
• 49:48
  Speaker 3: What?
• 49:50
  Speaker 1: Sammy.
• 49:52
  Speaker 2: Is another person's guess followed by menacing greg i think
• 49:55
  Speaker 2: he mentioned it before sea bass because he was homeschooled
• 50:00
  Speaker 2: uh love you menace definitely think you didn't know women
• 50:03
  Speaker 2: had a separate pee hole though that's for michelle.
• 50:05
  Speaker 13: I feel like i've heard this fact just out of
• 50:07
  Speaker 13: woody's mouth in general more from him than anyone else
• 50:09
  Speaker 13: in my entire.
• 50:10
  Speaker 2: Life yeah what's that that you always talk about this
• 50:13
  Speaker 2: hole yeah right it's like you're one of your yeah
• 50:14
  Speaker 2: so you definitely know it right Yeah, I was going
• 50:18
  Speaker 2: to say, I thought you were going to say that
• 50:19
  Speaker 2: I didn't know.
• 50:20
  Speaker 6: No, no.
• 50:20
  Speaker 3: There you go.
• 50:21
  Speaker 2: I'm an expert in that area.
• 50:23
  Speaker 3: You stole it out there to educate others.
• 50:25
  Speaker 2: I'm a poon professor.
• 50:26
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 50:27
  Speaker 3: You're a street gynecologist.
• 50:28
  Speaker 2: A poon professor. You know what?
• 50:29
  Speaker 3: You know what? We've been accusing Sammy of a lot
• 50:34
  Speaker 3: of things when it comes to this type of stuff,
• 50:36
  Speaker 3: but then it always ends up being Morgan. So I'm
• 50:38
  Speaker 3: going to go Morgan. Morgan's a solid guess, too.
• 50:41
  Speaker 1: Interesting.
• 50:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 50:42
  Speaker 3: All right. Who....
• 50:45
  Speaker 2: Who does this dirty little secret belong to?
• 50:49
  Speaker 9: The public school system failed me so miserably.
• 50:52
  Speaker 7: Gina.
• 50:53
  Speaker 3: Are you serious?
• 50:56
  Speaker 5: What do you mean by adult? How old were you
• 50:58
  Speaker 5: when you found out?
• 50:59
  Speaker 9: Irrelevant.
• 51:00
  Speaker 2: No, it is relevant. Completely relevant.
• 51:03
  Speaker 3: Like yesterday?
• 51:04
  Speaker 2: Greg, you were how old when you realized that not
• 51:06
  Speaker 2: all domestic house cats were female?
• 51:09
  Speaker 1: 30-ish.
• 51:09
  Speaker 7: 30-ish.
• 51:12
  Speaker 3: That's a true story. Because they're so girly.
• 51:14
  Speaker 9: They are girly. Let's just put it this way. I
• 51:17
  Speaker 9: had already started like using tampons. I had already started
• 51:21
  Speaker 9: having sex. I'd already been to the gynecologist.
• 51:23
  Speaker 2: Just how old were you?
• 51:24
  Speaker 9: Well, that's what I'm saying. Like I was like in
• 51:26
  Speaker 9: my late 20s.
• 51:27
  Speaker 2: Oh, okay. Late 20s.
• 51:28
  Speaker 9: It just never, it never occurred to me.
• 51:31
  Speaker 2: But how did you not realize that?
• 51:32
  Speaker 9: Because it's really hard to see.
• 51:34
  Speaker 3: No, no, no.
• 51:35
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 51:35
  Speaker 2: So I would think like if you have one and
• 51:38
  Speaker 2: you're peeing, you would feel that it's from a different.
• 51:40
  Speaker 6: You don't.
• 51:41
  Speaker 2: You don't?
• 51:41
  Speaker 1: At all. At all.
• 51:43
  Speaker 2: Guys don't.
• 51:44
  Speaker 3: I couldn't tell the difference between the two things that
• 51:46
  Speaker 3: come out of there.
• 51:47
  Speaker 5: I could tell the difference. I can tell the difference.
• 51:48
  Speaker 2: Because it's coming out.
• 51:50
  Speaker 9: Because, yeah, you can't tell the difference.
• 51:51
  Speaker 3: I still can't.
• 51:53
  Speaker 2: It's literally the same hole it's coming from.
• 51:55
  Speaker 3: But like I'm saying, if it's not, when you realize
• 51:57
  Speaker 3: it's not coming from that hole.
• 51:59
  Speaker 5: Not really.
• 52:00
  Speaker 9: It's all just coming out down there.
• 52:01
  Speaker 2: It's all enveloped in one space.
• 52:04
  Speaker 5: So when was your light bulb moment? When did you
• 52:07
  Speaker 5: find out? What happened?
• 52:08
  Speaker 3: Did Woody tell you? I Googled it slyly.
• 52:13
  Speaker 9: Somebody made some comment like, oh, like three holes. That's funny.
• 52:19
  Speaker 9: And they kind of looked at me and I thought
• 52:21
  Speaker 9: about it. And then I did some examining and I
• 52:25
  Speaker 9: was like, oh, my God, there's another one. I didn't
• 52:28
  Speaker 9: I never I didn't I didn't know.
• 52:31
  Speaker 3: I never.
• 52:32
  Speaker 9: And so like, if you get like a UTI or
• 52:34
  Speaker 9: something like that, I didn't, I had no idea that
• 52:37
  Speaker 9: this was, I was like, oh, but yeah, stuff goes
• 52:39
  Speaker 9: in there. Stuff comes out. What's the secret?
• 52:40
  Speaker 3: Let me educate you.
• 52:41
  Speaker 2: This is the, it's up there.
• 52:44
  Speaker 3: You can barely see it.
• 52:46
  Speaker 9: It's like a pinhole.
• 52:47
  Speaker 2: Well, the clitoris has the penthouse. That's the very top.
• 52:50
  Speaker 14: Right.
• 52:50
  Speaker 12: But it's a tiny little dot.
• 52:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 52:55
  Speaker 9: Like the urethra.
• 52:56
  Speaker 3: I just find it. I don't know. Yeah, it's weird.
• 52:58
  Speaker 2: I find it fascinating that you wouldn't be able to
• 52:59
  Speaker 2: tell the difference.
• 53:00
  Speaker 9: I still can't tell the difference.
• 53:02
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 53:02
  Speaker 3: Really?
• 53:03
  Speaker 9: Am I like a.
• 53:04
  Speaker 5: Well, I mean, Morgan agrees with you. I can't feel it.
• 53:06
  Speaker 5: That's for sure.
• 53:07
  Speaker 11: Well, because I can feel the pressure in my bladder
• 53:09
  Speaker 11: and then the releases.
• 53:11
  Speaker 5: Yeah, but the... I mean, you've never.
• 53:13
  Speaker 11: Even as a kid, just like sat there while you're
• 53:15
  Speaker 11: peeing and like looked down. Like you never saw where
• 53:17
  Speaker 11: it was coming from.
• 53:18
  Speaker 9: It's all coming from down there.
• 53:20
  Speaker 3: Yeah, down there.
• 53:21
  Speaker 9: I mean, they're really close together, guys.
• 53:23
  Speaker 3: They are close together, but.
• 53:24
  Speaker 2: I had no idea.
• 53:25
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 53:26
  Speaker 2: I don't know, the feeling of something in the other
• 53:29
  Speaker 2: one right like like like i don't know like.
• 53:32
  Speaker 9: Well that's why when we like you talk about catheters
• 53:35
  Speaker 9: and like when i knew somebody who had one like
• 53:37
  Speaker 9: what's the big deal stuff goes in stuff goes.
• 53:39
  Speaker 11: Out i have no idea okay but you were already
• 53:42
  Speaker 11: using tampons at this time and like we discussed you
• 53:45
  Speaker 11: can pee with the tampon correct so were you taking
• 53:48
  Speaker 11: a tampon every time you peed or like what was going.
• 53:50
  Speaker 9: On i thought it was just going around i thought
• 53:52
  Speaker 9: it was just going around the tampon so you thought.
• 53:54
  Speaker 2: You were getting a pee soaked tampon yes see if
• 53:57
  Speaker 2: i asked more and more More and more, I am
• 54:00
  Speaker 2: on your side of, you know what? I'm not sure
• 54:03
  Speaker 2: how this Mensa testing happened.
• 54:05
  Speaker 9: Yeah, maybe.
• 54:05
  Speaker 3: I know how it happened, and it was suspicious. I know.
• 54:08
  Speaker 2: Okay, what sense, what common sense does it make to
• 54:12
  Speaker 2: think that urine would go around the tampon, but the
• 54:15
  Speaker 2: other fluid, blood, would not?
• 54:17
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 54:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah, answer that.
• 54:19
  Speaker 3: Blood's thicker than water, guys.
• 54:21
  Speaker 2: Everybody knows that. It's like a strainer. You're right, menace, duh.
• 54:27
  Speaker 9: Okay, if you want to get super personal, blood doesn't
• 54:31
  Speaker 9: just get stuck in the tampon. Sometimes you need both.
• 54:36
  Speaker 9: So it's like this, like, do you guys use like
• 54:39
  Speaker 9: a tampon and a pad?
• 54:40
  Speaker 2: No.
• 54:41
  Speaker 6: Oh, lucky.
• 54:42
  Speaker 9: Oh, I mean, I know what you're talking about. It's
• 54:45
  Speaker 9: not just one gets caught and one doesn't.
• 54:47
  Speaker 3: Seriously. You're gross.
• 54:50
  Speaker 2: Ew.
• 54:50
  Speaker 9: Yes, I'm gross. I'm stupid and gross.
• 54:52
  Speaker 3: Yuck.
• 54:54
  Speaker 2: You're dumb and disgusting.
• 54:56
  Speaker 9: Dumb, disgusting.
• 54:57
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know everything.
• 55:00
  Speaker 3: Didn't they call you Gina Bloodbuckets?
• 55:02
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 55:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah, wasn't that your name?
• 55:05
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's my name.
• 55:07
  Speaker 2: Gina Bloodbuckets?
• 55:08
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 55:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 55:09
  Speaker 9: So there you go. So now we all know how
• 55:12
  Speaker 9: many holes.
• 55:12
  Speaker 3: Aren't you glad?
• 55:13
  Speaker 9: Yeah, I don't care.
• 55:15
  Speaker 2: Who am I trying to impress?
• 55:16
  Speaker 3: What does it matter?
• 55:18
  Speaker 2: You don't know, you don't know.
• 55:20
  Speaker 3: Dirty little secret.
• 55:21
  Speaker 2: This one says, never did this before a couple weeks ago.
• 55:26
  Speaker 3: I sharted.
• 55:28
  Speaker 7: Oh. Really?
• 55:31
  Speaker 3: First time ever.
• 55:33
  Speaker 2: First time sharted.
• 55:34
  Speaker 3: First time sharted. Might be Greg.
• 55:40
  Speaker 2: No, Greg would totally shart. Here's why I don't think
• 55:43
  Speaker 2: it's Greg. Because he's so paranoid about not going public
• 55:47
  Speaker 2: places that he has camped, I think, probably to an
• 55:49
  Speaker 2: extreme degree. My body's trained. And sometimes that has failed him.
• 55:55
  Speaker 2: And he has at least sharted.
• 55:56
  Speaker 4: Oh.
• 55:57
  Speaker 13: I think it's probably the opposite. Because you shart... Now, see, Greg...
• 56:01
  Speaker 13: Now I see that reaction that I'm correct. When you shart, it.
• 56:04
  Speaker 3: Means you are... You're like, oh, maybe this will, you know...
• 56:07
  Speaker 3: You're not, you're not clenched up.
• 56:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah. What?
• 56:10
  Speaker 3: When you, when you are cameling, you are ultra clenched.
• 56:13
  Speaker 2: And so you don't even have the, I know, but
• 56:14
  Speaker 2: like sometimes there's so much pressure buildup, right?
• 56:18
  Speaker 3: Like, uh, There was like a, you know, like a...
• 56:21
  Speaker 3: I see what you're saying. And any part of cinema
• 56:24
  Speaker 3: and television, we all know it's just you're relaxed and
• 56:27
  Speaker 3: then you.
• 56:27
  Speaker 2: Right. But I'm saying, have you ever, have you ever
• 56:29
  Speaker 2: cameled so hard and like you get like that, like
• 56:31
  Speaker 2: kind of weird, like you got to fart, but there's
• 56:34
  Speaker 2: a crampy kind of thing to it.
• 56:35
  Speaker 7: It goes away.
• 56:35
  Speaker 2: Where you literally freeze. It goes away after a while.
• 56:38
  Speaker 2: You can't move another step.
• 56:39
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 56:40
  Speaker 2: Because if you move a step, like something's coming out.
• 56:42
  Speaker 7: No.
• 56:42
  Speaker 2: So you have to sit there and just clench and
• 56:44
  Speaker 2: wait for it to pass. Because there's a lot of
• 56:46
  Speaker 2: pressure built up. Because there's like a bubble of fart
• 56:49
  Speaker 2: moving through.
• 56:49
  Speaker 5: You guys should be going to the bathroom when you
• 56:51
  Speaker 5: feel like you need to go to the bathroom.
• 56:53
  Speaker 2: The Woody Show. We'll be right back.
• 56:55
  Speaker 3: This is The Woody Show.
• 57:01
  Speaker 2: And we are into another new hour. Insensitivity training for
• 57:05
  Speaker 2: a politically correct world.
• 57:06
  Speaker 3: Woody, Greg, Dennis. Gina Grant. Seabass is here. We got Sammy.
• 57:11
  Speaker 3: Morgan is here. Phones are open.
• 57:13
  Speaker 4: 877-44-WOODY.
• 57:16
  Speaker 2: Send us a text over to 22987. Dumbass Tyler. Yeah?
• 57:21
  Speaker 2: I get questions, and I'm going to you for the answer.
• 57:25
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 57:27
  Speaker 2: We have gone through a lot of trouble, and we...
• 57:30
  Speaker 2: A lot of time.
• 57:32
  Speaker 3: We got.
• 57:34
  Speaker 2: These two, two women who agreed to go on a
• 57:37
  Speaker 2: date with you.
• 57:38
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 57:38
  Speaker 2: Why has this not happened yet? We offered to pay
• 57:40
  Speaker 2: for the date. We got it all set up. Why
• 57:42
  Speaker 2: has this not happened?
• 57:43
  Speaker 3: Like events around this kind of stuff?
• 57:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah, because people ask me, like, when's he going on
• 57:46
  Speaker 2: the date?
• 57:46
  Speaker 3: I mean, you know what?
• 57:46
  Speaker 2: That's a great question.
• 57:47
  Speaker 3: That's a wonderful question.
• 57:49
  Speaker 4: Let me go right to the horse's mouth. It has
• 57:51
  Speaker 4: not happened yet because it is happening this weekend.
• 57:54
  Speaker 1: It is happening.
• 57:55
  Speaker 4: When was this set up? This was set up last week,
• 57:58
  Speaker 4: I believe, like last weekend. So we set it up
• 58:01
  Speaker 4: for this weekend.
• 58:02
  Speaker 3: Coincidentally. As in a couple days ago?
• 58:04
  Speaker 4: As in maybe about seven days ago, we set this up.
• 58:07
  Speaker 2: What took so long? I'm going to be honest. I
• 58:09
  Speaker 2: got really busy and I kind of forgot.
• 58:12
  Speaker 3: I kind of forgot. Way to make a girl feel special.
• 58:15
  Speaker 3: We have made such a big thing about this trying
• 58:18
  Speaker 3: to find you.
• 58:18
  Speaker 2: That is completely on me. Yeah.
• 58:20
  Speaker 4: And I reached out to Mackenzie and I said, hey, listen,
• 58:24
  Speaker 4: I screwed up. Things kind of got away. If you
• 58:27
  Speaker 4: still want to do this, Let's go. And so we
• 58:30
  Speaker 4: scheduled it for next Saturday night.
• 58:31
  Speaker 3: So this is not a priority for you, finding love.
• 58:33
  Speaker 2: I didn't say that.
• 58:35
  Speaker 4: So what did you guys set up? I'm going to
• 58:38
  Speaker 4: plan something. I have not figured out what we're going
• 58:41
  Speaker 4: to do yet.
• 58:41
  Speaker 2: Okay. You hadn't put any thought into like, all right, well,
• 58:45
  Speaker 2: I'm going to be going on a date with these chicks.
• 58:46
  Speaker 2: So I had a little bit of time. What are
• 58:48
  Speaker 2: you considering?
• 58:49
  Speaker 3: Let's talk it through.
• 58:50
  Speaker 2: What are you considering? An activity. How about that?
• 58:52
  Speaker 4: I mean- Dinner and drinks is a possibility. So I
• 58:55
  Speaker 4: thought like, oh, like mini golf would be something real simple,
• 58:58
  Speaker 4: real relaxed. Those were like the two main ideas I
• 59:02
  Speaker 4: had in my head. Dave and Buster's also a pretty
• 59:04
  Speaker 4: cool spot.
• 59:05
  Speaker 2: DMVs. Okay.
• 59:06
  Speaker 4: People like that spot. So I'm like, okay, there's just
• 59:08
  Speaker 4: something that's. easy can be relaxing. Just, yeah, it's something
• 59:14
  Speaker 4: that just doesn't put like a lot of stress.
• 59:15
  Speaker 2: On either one of us.
• 59:16
  Speaker 9: But how do you get to know each other when you're, like,
• 59:19
  Speaker 9: in a loud arcade?
• 59:20
  Speaker 2: Well, no, that's different. That's at least a social thing.
• 59:23
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 59:23
  Speaker 2: Going to a movie or a concert, that's not a
• 59:25
  Speaker 2: social thing.
• 59:25
  Speaker 3: No, that's true.
• 59:25
  Speaker 9: But at least you have to, like, go get, like,
• 59:27
  Speaker 9: some food off to the side and chit-chat.
• 59:29
  Speaker 2: Well, you can do that, David. Not just e-ball.
• 59:30
  Speaker 9: That's what I'm saying.
• 59:31
  Speaker 3: You can, but, like, yeah.
• 59:32
  Speaker 2: Don't forget to do that.
• 59:33
  Speaker 4: I was going to say, when you play the games, too,
• 59:34
  Speaker 4: you usually play, like, together. So, I mean, like, do
• 59:37
  Speaker 4: the talking.
• 59:38
  Speaker 9: Like, I'll be over here at, yeah, pop a shot.
• 59:40
  Speaker 3: When you first said, like, dinners and, you know, dinner
• 59:42
  Speaker 3: and drinks, I'm like, oh, here we go with, like,
• 59:44
  Speaker 3: chilies or something.
• 59:46
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 59:46
  Speaker 2: What's wrong with Chili's?
• 59:47
  Speaker 3: There's nothing wrong with Chili's.
• 59:48
  Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying. Yeah, that's fine.
• 59:50
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Chili's is cool.
• 59:51
  Speaker 2: No fast food. Yeah. No, no, no fast food.
• 59:53
  Speaker 7: No.
• 59:54
  Speaker 2: So this is, yeah, like I said, happening on Saturday.
• 59:56
  Speaker 8: Okay.
• 59:57
  Speaker 14: All right.
• 59:58
  Speaker 4: And then there's another woman too. Have you talked to
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 4: the other girl at all? That one, I haven't. I
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 4: wasn't sure if I was supposed to remember. do it
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 4: with both of them or not. What are you talking about?
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 3: Do you listen to the show?
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 2: I couldn't remember.
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 3: That's on me. I couldn't remember that was on me.
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 9: That was the deal, that she gets the first crack
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 9: at you.
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 2: Right, and then the whole twist was, okay, you're going
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 2: to go with both.
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 3: Do you see why I question if this guy's bisexual
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 3: or not?
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 2: I don't get that.
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 2: I don't get that.
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 3: I get.
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 3: He doesn't seem very interested.
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 2: Kind of in a fog a little bit? It was
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 2: an interesting month last month. I was kind of in
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 2: my head a lot. But, you know, besides that. Aw, babe.
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 3: About what?
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 2: Random life stuff. Like what?
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 3: You just can't either. Talk to Greg. Talk to Uncle Greg.
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 12: Tell Uncle Greg you're proud.
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 9: Tell Uncle Greg and Gina.
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 1: Anti-GG.
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 2: Now, while Menace and I sit over here and just
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 2: take shots at you.
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 7: So what do you say?
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 2: All right, welcome back, everybody.
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 7: Hey.
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 2: All right, so, you know, things get brought to my
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 2: attention on a regular about different things.
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 3: And every once in a while when there is a.
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 2: A beef of some kind or someone's doing something or whatever.
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 1: Scandal.
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 3: Scandal.
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah. It's everything from, you know, this person who works
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 2: on the show is not flushing the toilet in the restroom.
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 2: This person was doing something that was annoying the crap
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 2: out of another person.
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah. And so they get put on the Woody show
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 2: hot seat. And we're going to wait for Sammy, even
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 2: though she knew like 10 minutes.
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 3: Ago that this was coming up.
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 1: What?
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 2: Uh-oh.
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 3: We'll wait. It's like a hot seat with.
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 14: A hot seat.
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah, we're putting Sammy on the hot seat.
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 9: It's a double hot seat.
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we'll wait.
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 2: Oh, God. You only had 10 minutes.
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 13: I was thinking, if it could be anything about me,
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 13: I'm such a good little boy.
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 9: Giving out tamps to the ladies.
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 3: That's right.
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 2: Oh, that's true. That was nice.
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 3: That was sweet. I did get.
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 2: Any thank yous for that? A cease and desist? Well,
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 2: I did.
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 13: I told you I had two different women who are,
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 13: these are older women who I'm cool with, came up
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 13: to me and like sarcastically thanked me for it. The
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 13: young little like, you know, assistant, sales assistants and board
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 13: ops have not.
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 3: They're probably creeped out. They're efficiently scared.
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 2: And the older ladies don't even need the tips. How
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 2: much time do we need? Do we need another 15 minutes?
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 2: How much more time do you need?
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 5: I don't have it.
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 2: All right.
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 3: Yes, you do.
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 2: I mean, I'm looking. We've done this a thousand times.
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 7: All right.
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 3: We'll be back.
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 2: The Woody Show will be right back.
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 3: The Woody Show. Well, now we're ready to go.
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 2: Okay. I'll spare you all the setup. If you're just
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 2: tuning in, though, it's Woody Show Hot Seat. Things get
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 2: brought to my attention. It doesn't always have to be,
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 2: you know, my beef with anybody.
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 7: Right.
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 2: Anybody can be on the hot seat. If they come
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 2: to me and they go, hey, man, so-and-so's whatever.
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 3: Cool.
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 2: Gina's being a wreck.
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 3: Yeah, right.
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 2: What else is new? I mean, whatever, you know.
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 3: But, yeah, so.
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 2: Let's find out who is on the.
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 3: Woody Show hot seat.
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 14: All right.
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 3: Well, Greg Gorey.
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 3: I know how much you worry about these things.
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 2: I hate these things. And I think you'll be happy
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 2: to know that it is not Gina.
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 9: Oh, thank God.
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 2: Thank God.
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 9: I can stop sweating now.
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 2: Gina, you are not on the Woody Show hot seat. Metis,
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 2: neither are you.
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 9: Up top, Metis.
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 3: Gina and Metis.
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 2: Are in the clear. Seabass.
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 3: You'd like me to nominate somebody? Who do you think
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 3: is on the hot seat?
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 2: I think it's probably went through Tyler. I think it's Sammy.
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 3: You think Sammy is on the hot seat? Well, Sammy,
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 3: we will come back to you.
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 7: I know.
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 3: I know. Greg Corey.
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 1: What?
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 3: You are not.
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 3: On the Woody Show Hot Seat.
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 2: Not today.
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 3: Not today.
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 9: You get to live another day.
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 3: Not today.
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 2: Seabass, you are not on the Woody Show Hot Seat today.
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 3: I've been set. Me knowing.
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 6: Okay.
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 2: All right. Oh, Sammy.
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 3: Sammy.
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 6: Yes?
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 3: Dumbass Tyler.
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 1: Morgan.
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 2: Sammy.
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 1: Sammy.
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 3: You are not on the Woody show.
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 2: And in the interest of time, I'm just going to
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 2: tell everybody that it is Tyler who was on the
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 2: Woody show.
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 3: I knew he was full of crab. Double up.
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 3: What is going on?
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 2: Uh, Now, Tyler, do you have any idea as to
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 2: why you might be on the Woody.
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 3: Show hot seat?
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 2: I have a general idea, yeah. You have a general idea. Now,
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 2: what would that be? It's apartment stuff. Apartment stuff. Okay,
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 2: so Tyler and Morgan, they are roommates.
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 3: Roomies.
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 2: They're roomies. And how long has this been going on?
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 2: Six weeks?
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 5: What does that mean? Two months?
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 3: Six weeks. What does that mean? A month and a half?
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 5: It's been almost two months, right?
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah, so bottom up and a half. All right, so
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 2: if you remember, we were talking about Morgan's mom here visiting. Yes.
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 2: And Tyler offered Morgan's mom his room, his bed. Correct.
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 2: Not with him.
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 2: But like, you can have my bed. And Greg and
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 2: I were like, because Morgan thought that was very weird.
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 2: And the way she was positioning it was that it
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 2: was creepy. Creepy. And I thought it was a friendly gesture.
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 2: And we thought that was very nice. And then he
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 2: asked a couple different times. And I even still understood.
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 2: It's what people do.
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 7: Right.
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 2: Are you sure you don't want more food? Text here,
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 2: 408 says, Morgan is too self-centered and full of herself.
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 2: Her negative bias against Tyler is causing her to translate
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 2: every action by Tyler into something negative or, quote, creepy.
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 2: And no, she's telling her mom this is which is
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 2: causing the same bias and now siding with Morgan and
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 2: giving the illusion that they are in the right. Nothing
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 2: wrong with offering more than once to confirm. since some
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 2: people are also not honest when they initially decline. Also,
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 2: think about what Tyler needs in this living situation. You're
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 2: not the only one with needs and preferences. Is that
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 2: fair to say?
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's very fair to say.
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 14: Okay.
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 2: Now, here's something that came to light that I thought
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 2: was interesting. Because Morgan.
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 2: Was saying, you know, he was being, quote, like, you know,
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 2: creepy about the mom, but where she seemed to be
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 2: not her normal self. Like, she's very forthcoming. Mm-hmm.
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 7: Mm-hmm.
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 2: She was holding back.
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 2: Very short. Yeah. And I talked to... By the way,
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 2: I did talk to Morgan about this.
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 2: Obviously, this is how the hot seat thing came about.
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 2: She didn't say she wanted to put an extra on
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 2: the hot seat, but we had a conversation about it.
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 2: This is not the first time... Morgan knows what I'm
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 2: about to say.
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 8: Okay.
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 5: But somehow I still feel like I'm on the hot seat.
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 1: So.
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 2: Morgan told me, Tyler, that you had been buying Morgan
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 2: flowers and trying to kiss her.
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 7: So.
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 14: What?
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 1: What?
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 5: Let it marinate.
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 9: Tyler!
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 5: I'm sorry I tried to protect you for as long
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 5: as I could, Tyler.
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 3: But wait, but wait. Hold on.
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 2: Hold on. Let's hear from Tyler first. There's actually more
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 2: to this story.
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 9: Menace is like.
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 5: Crouched in the corner.
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 2: Go ahead.
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 3: I want to hear more.
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 2: Wait, hold on. So is it true? Did you buy
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 2: Morgan flowers and have you tried to kiss her?
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 4: At one point, yes, for the first part. What do
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 4: you mean the first part?
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 2: So for the flower part. The second part... just finish
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 2: what you got to say and I'll explain it.
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 7: Oh.
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 13: So was this, was it the flowers were intended as
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 13: an apology for creeping out her mom?
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 2: No.
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 1: No.
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 5: This was a while ago.
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 2: What were the flowers for then?
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 4: This was back in like January before I moved in because.
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 2: So before you moved in. Well, okay. I already know
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 2: that she told you this.
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 4: Me and her made out a couple of times before.
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 1: Okay. See?
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 2: I just didn't know who was going.
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 7: To say it.
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 3: So that's why I'm like, hold on. Hold on, everybody,
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 3: hold on.
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 5: And this was before we were married.
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 3: This was before we were roommates.
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 5: Before we were roommates.
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 3: He just went nuclear. It's the search for the sun.
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 3: All right, so let me.
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 2: Can I get my.
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 5: Husband real quick before we dog on him?
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 2: Dog on him?
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 5: You're a good kisser, ladies.
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 2: So let me tell you how this unfolded. Because this
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 2: is the part that I find really funny.
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 5: I love how you guys are all enjoying yourselves.
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 2: Sounds like you enjoyed yourself a little bit.
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 3: Wait, wait, we'll get to that too. All right.
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 2: So this unfolds because, you know, we're like, man, Morgan,
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 2: what's going on? She seemed very affected by the whole
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 2: thing about, you know, him offering her mom the place.
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 3: She's jealous. Something is going on.
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 2: And someone's like, there's other things going on here that
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 2: you're not aware of. And I go, well, is everything okay?
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 2: And that's when I was told that Tyler was buying
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 2: Morgan flowers and trying to kiss her. And I'm like, oh, man.
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 2: It kind of changes everything.
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 3: God damn it.
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 2: So anyway, I heard about this in the middle of
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 2: the show. So I had to get through the rest
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 2: of the day. And then after the show, I pulled
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 2: Morgan aside. And I go, hey, this living situation, is
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 2: everything okay? Do you need to figure something else out?
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 2: In other words, how can we help?
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 9: Yeah, right.
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 2: How can we help? And I said, is this true? Like,
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 2: he got you flowers and he tried to kiss you.
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 2: And she goes, yeah, but to be fair.
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 3: I did make out with him once.
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 2: And I had the same reaction that all you guys
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 2: just had.
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 5: Before we were roommates, yes. And then right before he
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 5: moved in, we had a talk. Like, we were very
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 5: good at communicating. Like, let's just be roommates.
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 2: Oh, that'll happen.
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 5: Let's see. Well, it did happen.
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 3: So this is where.
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 2: I was like, what? Now, Tyler, so you know what
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 2: I said. As soon as she said that, and she did.
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 2: She was very forthcoming. She was, we did make out once.
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 2: I go, what? I mean, it was more than once,
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 2: but yeah, sure.
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 4: Oh!
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 2: Don't leave out that detail.
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 3: All right, anyway. LLT, ladies love Tyler.
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 2: So at that point, I said, look, Morgan, the fact
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 2: that the flowers and everything were after that fact, she
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 2: said yes. I said, look, at that point, you opened
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 2: the door. You fed a stray.
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 5: But we had to talk before we moved in.
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 9: Doesn't matter.
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 5: Let's just be roommates.
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 2: Okay, but did the flowers and the attempted further kissing,
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 2: did that happen.
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 5: After you moved in? Okay, so the attempted kissing part,
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 5: it was one of these days after a segment of like,
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 5: let's get the love connection, let's get Tyler a date.
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 5: We had a talk after that and I was like, hey,
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 5: do your thing because I'm not... like it sounds bad
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 5: but no i'm not i'm focused on other things right
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 5: now right so i was like you do that go
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 5: do your thing we had a great talk agreed and
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 5: then tyler i'm this replays in my mind all the
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 5: time i'm getting a dog i'm about to go out
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 5: the door to walk the dog and you go come
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 5: here i'm like well that's and you go come here
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 5: give me a kiss.
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 2: I did say the come here part.
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 3: Come here. Oh, God, is that gross? Imagine that. Swag
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 3: like that.
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 2: Come here.
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 3: Come here. That's gross.
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 5: So when he tries to kiss, that is.
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 3: The memory burning in my brain. You guys are living together, right?
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 7: Yes.
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 2: All right.
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 2: Let me finish.
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 3: Oh, my God. You told her let me finish? No,
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 3: I'm saying let me finish.
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 5: Tyler, I'm sorry. I tried for so long to not
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 5: talk about this, but I need there to be some
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 5: backstory on why I'm so nervous.
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 4: Let me clarify a couple things. I remember saying the
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 4: Khmer part. I do not remember saying the other part.
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 5: I know you did because right after I texted my friend,
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 5: I said, I have never had a guy say, come here,
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 5: let me kiss you.
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 2: I don't.
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 3: I'll show you the text right now.
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 2: I mean, you could show you the text.
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 3: If that's what you remember, that's fine.
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 2: But I swear. No, no, no, no, no, no.
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 3: Listen, listen, listen.
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 4: I'm saying if that's what you remember, that's fine. And
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 4: I'm not calling you a liar, but I'm saying I
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 4: don't remember.
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 9: But either way, that was what you were implying.
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 3: Did he use one finger or did he use his hand,
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 3: like gesturing?
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 5: Oh, I actually don't remember the finger. I was halfway
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 5: out the door.
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 3: Did he get.
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 2: And he's like, wait, wait, come here.
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 11: What else would you be saying come here for?
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 2: So Tyler, well, look, again, in Tyler's defense, I said
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 2: to Morgan, too, I said, look, you made out with him.
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 2: Maybe he got the idea that you were maybe interested
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 2: in something more than that.
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 4: Absolutely.
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 2: You opened the door to at least him shooting his shot,
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 2: which is what I chalked this up to.
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 7: Right.
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 1: I did.
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 2: Like, you made out with him. Multiple times, apparently.
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 5: Ugh.
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 3: Multiple times.
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 5: If you want to talk about not remembering, I don't
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 5: remember more than once.
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 5: So if we want to go that game.
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 2: Do you remember when they all went out after like
• 1:13:59
  Speaker 2: a work meeting and like it was Tim Martinez and
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 2: Father and Vaughn and they went and worked out afterwards?
• 1:14:07
  Speaker 2: Apparently that's when the make out happened.
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 3: Oh, we play the audio?
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 5: Well, that's when the whole like, that's when I first
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 5: thought like, oh, I might be into him.
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 2: That was a drunken nut.
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 6: Yes.
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 3: Oh, so wait.
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 12: Was this before or after he puked at the workout?
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 5: I'm the one that puked.
• 1:14:20
  Speaker 7: Oh.
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 3: So there was a.
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 2: Moment that you thought for a second that you might
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 2: be interested in Ty. It wasn't just like, oh, let's
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 2: just make out because we're drunk and having fun.
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 5: No, that was before he made out. I'm like, oh,
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 5: I like his confidence. That's before I knew it was ego.
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 5: I mean, he's a nice guy. He's a great guy.
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 5: That's the thing. I'm tired of dogging on him because...
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 5: He's not a bad guy, right? It's just a little.
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 2: No, none of us think that he's a bad guy.
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 3: He's also average height. He's not tall.
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 5: That's another thing that I realized afterwards. We usually sit
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 5: down at work, and then once we stood up at home,
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 5: I'm like, oh, you are much shorter than me.
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 3: Uh-oh.
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 5: But again, that's just me being me. So to be fair, yes,
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 5: I blame it all on T-Mar getting us drunk that night.
• 1:14:59
  Speaker 2: Okay, and that happened before you guys moved in together.
• 1:15:01
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 1:15:01
  Speaker 2: Okay, so all the making out happened pre.
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 2: Roommate situation, right?
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 5: Yes, right, Tyler?
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's right.
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 3: Tyler, tell us about the second make-out.
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 2: Thank God you agree on that. Hold on, since we're
• 1:15:13
  Speaker 2: talking about the making-out.
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 3: You say he's a good kisser.
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 9: Yes.
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 5: Credit to Tyler.
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 2: That's insanely disgusting.
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 5: I mean, I'm sorry.
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 2: Was there more than kissing?
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 5: Trust me, I've tried to avoid this for so long. No,
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 5: just making out.
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 5: And then, again, just to give more... I'm sorry, I
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 5: don't want to expose him. But there's context to every story, argument,
• 1:15:33
  Speaker 5: the chicken thing. There's more context to that.
• 1:15:35
  Speaker 3: So it's like, I've been- Oh yeah, that makes so
• 1:15:37
  Speaker 3: much sense now.
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 5: But I've been very quiet about things because I don't
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 5: want to like, you know, embarrass someone.
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 4: There's been a couple things that have been lost in translation.
• 1:15:49
  Speaker 4: I do not know what words to say exactly. And
• 1:15:53
  Speaker 4: sometimes when I say something, it comes out completely different.
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 3: For example.
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 2: Hey, come here, give me a kiss.
• 1:15:59
  Speaker 3: Come here and kiss me.
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 9: I just meant have a good walk with your dog.
• 1:16:03
  Speaker 2: No, I'm just going to be like, what do you
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 2: mean by that?
• 1:16:05
  Speaker 4: I'm curious. Menace can back me up on this. My
• 1:16:07
  Speaker 4: word choice is terrible. It's pretty bad. Yeah, with certain things.
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 4: And honestly, kind of same with the social cues sometimes.
• 1:16:16
  Speaker 4: It's just really bad. I'm really oblivious.
• 1:16:18
  Speaker 3: Homeschooled kid.
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 4: Do not homeschool your kids. Moral of the story.
• 1:16:21
  Speaker 2: Do not do that.
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 4: But so the flower thing. I didn't get, okay, the
• 1:16:29
  Speaker 4: second time I got flowers, they weren't for her.
• 1:16:31
  Speaker 3: Second time.
• 1:16:32
  Speaker 2: No, let me explain.
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 5: So last week.
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 2: Let me explain.
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 5: Last week.
• 1:16:35
  Speaker 4: They weren't for her. They were for me. If that's,
• 1:16:39
  Speaker 4: this is going.
• 1:16:39
  Speaker 3: To sound really weird. That sounds, okay.
• 1:16:41
  Speaker 4: It's going to sound really.
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 3: You bought yourself flowers.
• 1:16:43
  Speaker 2: Listen, listen, listen.
• 1:16:44
  Speaker 9: Okay, Miley Cyrus.
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 4: It's going to sound really weird. It's going to sound
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 4: ultra gay and whatever. But remember how I literally just
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 4: said that I've been kind of going through this stuff.
• 1:16:54
  Speaker 4: I was in my own head, you know, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
• 1:16:57
  Speaker 4: occasionally I will buy myself flowers because they make me
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 4: feel better and because... See, Bess, you're a bald ass.
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 4: Better shut the hell up.
• 1:17:04
  Speaker 3: That's menace laughing. Menace. That's your boy. That's your little buddy.
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 2: Anyways, you buy yourself flowers to make yourself feel better.
• 1:17:12
  Speaker 3: Buy yourself flowers.
• 1:17:15
  Speaker 2: It's okay. Tyler, I'm sorry.
• 1:17:16
  Speaker 9: I just hold my own hand.
• 1:17:18
  Speaker 1: Greg.
• 1:17:18
  Speaker 2: I support it.
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 6: Fire Island.
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 2: I do the same thing.
• 1:17:21
  Speaker 14: On 4th of July.
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 3: I do the same thing. That's why I'm sitting down.
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 3: You spruced it up the apartment.
• 1:17:29
  Speaker 5: It does look nice, Greg. Thank you.
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 3: I love the smell of hydrangeas in the morning. Even
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 3: if you're my fans, it's very hard to believe that
• 1:17:36
  Speaker 3: I'm gay.
• 1:17:37
  Speaker 10: You guys are always saying Tyler's a liar. That sounds
• 1:17:39
  Speaker 10: like a lie. Like I bought them for myself.
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 5: Thank you.
• 1:17:42
  Speaker 2: That sounds like a lie. It's double gay.
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 4: It's something I used to do when I lived on
• 1:17:45
  Speaker 4: my own because I... Like I said, sometimes I just
• 1:17:48
  Speaker 4: go to a dark place in my head and just
• 1:17:51
  Speaker 4: something as simple as that, it keeps me from going there.
• 1:17:53
  Speaker 4: But that's also the same reason why, like.
• 1:17:56
  Speaker 5: I haven't seen Woody laugh this hard in a long time.
• 1:17:58
  Speaker 4: That's also the same reason why I'm really into, like,
• 1:18:00
  Speaker 4: the Legos and, like, all the other stuff I do,
• 1:18:02
  Speaker 4: because it just uses a distraction to keep me from
• 1:18:04
  Speaker 4: going places I don't.
• 1:18:05
  Speaker 1: Want to go.
• 1:18:05
  Speaker 3: Well, if you want to start Morgan off, at least
• 1:18:06
  Speaker 3: you got that going for you.
• 1:18:07
  Speaker 5: Tyler, you should get those Lego flowers.
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 2: That's right.
• 1:18:10
  Speaker 3: He self-medicates with flowers. Woody is legit crying.
• 1:18:15
  Speaker 4: Oh, dude.
• 1:18:15
  Speaker 5: I'm so bad for misunderstanding the flowers.
• 1:18:17
  Speaker 9: He had to take his glasses off.
• 1:18:20
  Speaker 2: Have you ever heard of whiskey?
• 1:18:21
  Speaker 3: I did buy a bottle of Jack.
• 1:18:24
  Speaker 9: Okay, Tyler.
• 1:18:25
  Speaker 2: Punch yourself in the face or something, man.
• 1:18:26
  Speaker 7: Man.
• 1:18:27
  Speaker 2: Thank you for that.
• 1:18:28
  Speaker 13: But also, can you describe the second? First off, where
• 1:18:30
  Speaker 13: did the first make-up session happen?
• 1:18:31
  Speaker 3: At the gym or? No, no, no, no. Back at
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 3: your house?
• 1:18:35
  Speaker 5: It had to have been my house, right?
• 1:18:37
  Speaker 2: You know you know all that.
• 1:18:37
  Speaker 5: You've masturbated to it all the time.
• 1:18:40
  Speaker 9: And what about the first flowers that were for Morgan?
• 1:18:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah, wait. First question. The first time you made out,
• 1:18:46
  Speaker 2: where was it, Tyler? It was at her house.
• 1:18:49
  Speaker 7: Oh.
• 1:18:50
  Speaker 2: Her house.
• 1:18:50
  Speaker 3: So you brought them back to your place?
• 1:18:52
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 1:18:52
  Speaker 2: Well, I think it... I think I was going.
• 1:18:54
  Speaker 5: To, but it was after a big event. We were
• 1:18:57
  Speaker 5: hanging with Vaughn and then we finally did Vaughn. He's like,
• 1:19:01
  Speaker 5: hey Vaughn, I'll take you home real quick.
• 1:19:04
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that third person's there like, dude, are you going
• 1:19:07
  Speaker 3: to leave already?
• 1:19:08
  Speaker 5: I like hanging out with threes.
• 1:19:09
  Speaker 2: What makes him such a good kisser?
• 1:19:12
  Speaker 5: I guess I don't know.
• 1:19:14
  Speaker 3: Does he hold your face? I do face.
• 1:19:16
  Speaker 5: Holding because that's a feminine thing.
• 1:19:19
  Speaker 2: So there's her tongue, I'm assuming.
• 1:19:20
  Speaker 5: But not too.
• 1:19:22
  Speaker 3: Wet, right?
• 1:19:24
  Speaker 9: No, nobody likes that.
• 1:19:25
  Speaker 5: Not slobbery, not like, you know, he's not biting on
• 1:19:28
  Speaker 5: my tongue.
• 1:19:28
  Speaker 2: Oh, did he bite your neck?
• 1:19:30
  Speaker 5: No.
• 1:19:30
  Speaker 12: Did he whisper in your ear?
• 1:19:31
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he nibbled your earlobe?
• 1:19:33
  Speaker 6: No.
• 1:19:33
  Speaker 9: Disgusting.
• 1:19:35
  Speaker 3: What were you doing.
• 1:19:36
  Speaker 2: With your hands, dude?
• 1:19:36
  Speaker 3: Like, sat on your hands?
• 1:19:37
  Speaker 13: Did you feel him up?
• 1:19:41
  Speaker 5: Did I feel him up?
• 1:19:42
  Speaker 1: No.
• 1:19:42
  Speaker 9: Did he feel you up?
• 1:19:43
  Speaker 1: No.
• 1:19:44
  Speaker 5: I was going to say, there's got to be.
• 1:19:46
  Speaker 2: He might have some way.
• 1:19:48
  Speaker 3: When was the second make-out, Tyler?
• 1:19:49
  Speaker 2: I'm going to pass out.
• 1:19:50
  Speaker 5: Yeah, actually, remind me of the second.
• 1:19:53
  Speaker 3: Right?
• 1:19:53
  Speaker 1: Me too.
• 1:19:53
  Speaker 4: So the one after the big event, I believe, was
• 1:19:56
  Speaker 4: the second one.
• 1:19:57
  Speaker 2: The first one was.
• 1:19:58
  Speaker 3: Big event.
• 1:19:59
  Speaker 4: No, the first one was I had. come over and
• 1:20:03
  Speaker 4: I was starting to move stuff in. I think it
• 1:20:05
  Speaker 4: was like a.
• 1:20:06
  Speaker 2: What?
• 1:20:07
  Speaker 3: The welcome party.
• 1:20:08
  Speaker 5: You know what?
• 1:20:09
  Speaker 3: You're right. That conversation didn't work.
• 1:20:10
  Speaker 5: Because you took a few weeks to move stuff in slowly. Yeah.
• 1:20:13
  Speaker 9: So you do remember the second one?
• 1:20:15
  Speaker 5: Yes, now I do. It was a weekday too.
• 1:20:16
  Speaker 3: And that was sober.
• 1:20:17
  Speaker 2: Okay, you guys are going to bang eventually.
• 1:20:19
  Speaker 3: That's going to happen.
• 1:20:20
  Speaker 5: That's, I mean, no. Like I said, we've had this
• 1:20:24
  Speaker 5: talk a while ago. I'm not interested in dating anyone.
• 1:20:28
  Speaker 5: I just want to be rude.
• 1:20:29
  Speaker 2: Okay, so I guess that's where my conversation with her
• 1:20:32
  Speaker 2: left off. She said that, yeah, you had bought her
• 1:20:35
  Speaker 2: flowers and you were trying to kiss her. I go, whoa.
• 1:20:37
  Speaker 2: Then she goes, to be fair, we did make out.
• 1:20:40
  Speaker 2: I go, all right, well, you opened the door to him.
• 1:20:42
  Speaker 2: But if that's something you're not interested in, we'll make
• 1:20:45
  Speaker 2: it clear. She's not interested in dating. She's not interested
• 1:20:47
  Speaker 2: in making out or doing anything other than just being
• 1:20:50
  Speaker 2: a roommate at this point.
• 1:20:51
  Speaker 3: Do you understand and agree to that?
• 1:20:53
  Speaker 4: I've known that for like three or four weeks now.
• 1:20:56
  Speaker 2: Three or four weeks.
• 1:20:57
  Speaker 3: But now it's clear. It's all good.
• 1:20:59
  Speaker 2: It was clear three or four weeks ago.
• 1:21:01
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:21:02
  Speaker 2: Like, put a card on the flowers, like, to me,
• 1:21:04
  Speaker 2: from me.
• 1:21:04
  Speaker 9: Yeah, right.
• 1:21:05
  Speaker 3: Like, to make it clear so she doesn't think they're
• 1:21:07
  Speaker 3: for her. Because I felt awkward.
• 1:21:10
  Speaker 2: I didn't know.
• 1:21:10
  Speaker 3: Hey, you know what? This is like, you know, you
• 1:21:12
  Speaker 3: put a sock on the door kind of thing.
• 1:21:14
  Speaker 2: This is, you'll know he's sad.
• 1:21:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah, when he buys himself flowers. Because he bought flowers
• 1:21:18
  Speaker 3: for himself. And you can be like, oh, babe.
• 1:21:20
  Speaker 2: What's your go-to bouquet?
• 1:21:22
  Speaker 9: Do you like a spring mix?
• 1:21:25
  Speaker 3: Because the colors, they mean something.
• 1:21:28
  Speaker 5: I'll take a picture and we'll send it to you.
• 1:21:32
  Speaker 5: I'm not complaining now that I know allegedly the story.
• 1:21:35
  Speaker 2: You might as well put that sign down for take
• 1:21:37
  Speaker 2: a break. We will take a break when we are ready.
• 1:21:40
  Speaker 9: And you said there's more now to the chicken story
• 1:21:42
  Speaker 9: because of this? Was that supposed to be a romantic dinner?
• 1:21:45
  Speaker 2: This is the second member of the show that Tyler
• 1:21:47
  Speaker 2: has made out with.
• 1:21:48
  Speaker 9: Oh, my God.
• 1:21:49
  Speaker 3: He's got a secret game. LLC, dude. I forgot about that.
• 1:21:53
  Speaker 2: Rest in peace, our former member of the show.
• 1:21:55
  Speaker 5: Oh, my God. Are we like blood sisters or whatever
• 1:21:57
  Speaker 5: that's called now?
• 1:21:58
  Speaker 9: Eskimo sisters.
• 1:21:59
  Speaker 5: Oh, that's disgusting.
• 1:22:00
  Speaker 2: If she got it, you got it.
• 1:22:02
  Speaker 3: Oh, my God.
• 1:22:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:22:04
  Speaker 3: Tyler, who knew? He's the silent killer. Seriously.
• 1:22:08
  Speaker 5: I am tired of dogging on Tyler. We had a
• 1:22:10
  Speaker 5: good talk. We're good. It's just. Apparently there was a
• 1:22:13
  Speaker 5: lot of misunderstanding. So I just wanted to give some
• 1:22:15
  Speaker 5: context on why I seem like a bitch sometimes.
• 1:22:18
  Speaker 2: I don't think you misunderstood, hey, come here and give
• 1:22:20
  Speaker 2: me a kiss.
• 1:22:22
  Speaker 5: Well, he doesn't remember it, so.
• 1:22:23
  Speaker 2: Well, you didn't remember the second make out.
• 1:22:25
  Speaker 3: Which was apparently brought by moving.
• 1:22:29
  Speaker 12: Was the dirty chicken supposed to be a romantic dinner?
• 1:22:31
  Speaker 7: No.
• 1:22:32
  Speaker 5: Tyler, you told me the day before, you were like,
• 1:22:34
  Speaker 5: I want to cook you dinner this week. I have
• 1:22:35
  Speaker 5: a chicken juice I want.
• 1:22:36
  Speaker 2: You to try.
• 1:22:37
  Speaker 3: That's why I freaked out about the chicken. It's called
• 1:22:40
  Speaker 3: dirty soup chicken.
• 1:22:40
  Speaker 5: Because you said it was for me.
• 1:22:42
  Speaker 4: I told you I needed you to try and taste it.
• 1:22:45
  Speaker 3: Because I was trying to make something for the first time. Maybe, okay.
• 1:22:49
  Speaker 2: That is exactly what I told you. No, it's not. Maybe.
• 1:22:52
  Speaker 2: That is exactly what I told you.
• 1:22:53
  Speaker 5: You said, I want to make you dinner because I
• 1:22:55
  Speaker 5: have text to my friend saying this guy said he
• 1:22:57
  Speaker 5: wants to make me dinner.
• 1:22:58
  Speaker 2: I said, I want to make you dinner because I
• 1:22:59
  Speaker 2: need you to taste something. I have text to my
• 1:23:00
  Speaker 2: friend this whole time.
• 1:23:01
  Speaker 6: Okay, so maybe.
• 1:23:02
  Speaker 2: The text to your friend is your side of the story.
• 1:23:04
  Speaker 2: You know when a mechanic will have something set so
• 1:23:08
  Speaker 2: the woman will have to bring the car back so
• 1:23:11
  Speaker 2: he can.
• 1:23:11
  Speaker 3: Fix it again? Okay.
• 1:23:13
  Speaker 2: Maybe he was intentionally going to poison you with a
• 1:23:15
  Speaker 2: chicken so that he could then take care of you.
• 1:23:17
  Speaker 9: Yes, like Misery, Stephen King.
• 1:23:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he was going to make you sick with his chicken.
• 1:23:21
  Speaker 3: Like, oh, what a nice guy.
• 1:23:22
  Speaker 2: He made me dinner, but oh, now I don't feel
• 1:23:24
  Speaker 2: so good. Now he gets to follow up with, no,
• 1:23:25
  Speaker 2: I didn't make dinner, but I also care for.
• 1:23:27
  Speaker 3: You when you're ill. I am the other shaker. I misinterpreted.
• 1:23:30
  Speaker 3: He's like, just be Rose's mom.
• 1:23:31
  Speaker 5: When I was sick, he bought me like, probably a
• 1:23:34
  Speaker 5: ton of money worth of medicine and like tissues and stuff.
• 1:23:38
  Speaker 5: So I've just been.
• 1:23:38
  Speaker 2: Misreading up a damn long.
• 1:23:40
  Speaker 3: Sorry.
• 1:23:41
  Speaker 5: I misread all the signs that you're like, I wake
• 1:23:43
  Speaker 5: up to gifts.
• 1:23:44
  Speaker 2: Like to me, along with the mucinex and the Gatorade
• 1:23:47
  Speaker 2: and everything where there were a box of rubbers in
• 1:23:48
  Speaker 2: that bag.
• 1:23:49
  Speaker 3: Good question. Now this, now this unlocks so many other things.
• 1:23:55
  Speaker 3: was dumbass Tyler, the giver of the hickey.
• 1:23:58
  Speaker 5: I knew that was gonna come up. There was never
• 1:24:01
  Speaker 5: a hickey, you effing retard.
• 1:24:04
  Speaker 3: That was not me. Okay, all right. Well, now you
• 1:24:10
  Speaker 3: hear it, guys. That's the tea.
• 1:24:12
  Speaker 2: Oh my God.
• 1:24:13
  Speaker 12: We all need a break.
• 1:24:14
  Speaker 9: I need a cigarette or something.
• 1:24:16
  Speaker 3: Oh man.
• 1:24:17
  Speaker 5: I could smoke a cigarette.
• 1:24:18
  Speaker 12: Let's go find one.
• 1:24:20
  Speaker 3: I talked about this before, Morgan. I was in your
• 1:24:21
  Speaker 3: exact same situation. I moved into a girl's house. We
• 1:24:24
  Speaker 3: were just friends. We kind of made out. And then,
• 1:24:27
  Speaker 3: you know what? You're just around each other.
• 1:24:28
  Speaker 2: And it happens.
• 1:24:29
  Speaker 3: And I'm sorry. It will happen.
• 1:24:32
  Speaker 5: I'm sorry it's not.
• 1:24:33
  Speaker 2: All right.
• 1:24:33
  Speaker 5: We can make bets.
• 1:24:34
  Speaker 2: All right. Never say never. We've got to take a break.
• 1:24:37
  Speaker 4: Woo!
• 1:24:38
  Speaker 3: Tyler, I'll see.
• 1:24:38
  Speaker 4: You at home.
• 1:24:39
  Speaker 5: I'm sorry.
• 1:24:39
  Speaker 3: I will. I never cried.
• 1:24:43
  Speaker 2: I get angry.
• 1:24:45
  Speaker 9: At myself for allowing it to happen.
• 1:24:47
  Speaker 3: I took a cocaine now.
• 1:24:49
  Speaker 8: It's national diseases.
• 1:24:51
  Speaker 2: The Woody Show will be right back.