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OUTRO: Food and Coffee Special · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: For all you men bastards Loving the Big Show podcast
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  Speaker 4: Care Good everyone.
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  Speaker 1: I decided to have a red Bull mogie because I
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  Speaker 1: felt I needed a bit of a pickup. And I'm like,
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  Speaker 1: Nenny finished it and it in typical hardy Jay fashion,
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  Speaker 1: it's not enough.
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  Speaker 2: Right, Well, I've got another can of something that you
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  Speaker 2: can have. Oh really is it?
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  Speaker 4: But is it?
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  Speaker 1: Because I know that if I have two red Balls,
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  Speaker 1: it'll be panic attacks city on the show.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I think this other one that I've got there,
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  Speaker 2: it'll send you through the roof. Yeah, you'll be crushing,
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  Speaker 2: You'll be crushing the screen. It's got all sorts of
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  Speaker 2: ship and it's a pre workout.
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  Speaker 4: Ah right remember that ship we had a heart attack things?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah?
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  Speaker 4: Fuck that freaked me out.
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  Speaker 3: Can I say that you're clearly what high energy?
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  Speaker 1: Right?
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  Speaker 2: You are shafting?
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  Speaker 1: Oh?
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  Speaker 3: You know what you should do is.
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  Speaker 5: Have something that boner chocolate. We were saying. I haven't
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  Speaker 5: had that yet. I tried it, did you?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: Do you get a bone effect affect on the old dog?
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  Speaker 2: The old hug Well, it's I did.
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  Speaker 1: There's such a rage or anyway. I mean, it's hard
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  Speaker 1: to descend.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like.
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  Speaker 4: A plank of concrete.
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  Speaker 2: A plank of concrete.
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  Speaker 3: That's a real thing. Builders out there, know what you're
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  Speaker 3: talking about?
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  Speaker 4: Plan would I don't know, Actually, I don't know if
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  Speaker 4: they had an effect or not.
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  Speaker 2: Right, you're probably just eating it because because I know
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  Speaker 2: you know, Yes, they were talking about how you hate
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  Speaker 2: sweet stuff. Yeah, and here we are today talking about
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  Speaker 2: you plowing through bon of chocolate. Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Well, I was sitting in my bag right now.
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  Speaker 2: It's a long bat about six inches long. Did you
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  Speaker 2: take bites or did you just suck it? Just suck
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  Speaker 2: it hard?
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  Speaker 4: I took.
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  Speaker 1: I took I think there was like maybe six cubes
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  Speaker 1: and I had cubes.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I had like three cubes.
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  Speaker 3: And you didn't notice whether you got randy or not,
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  Speaker 3: because that's the.
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  Speaker 2: Idea, right, It was like I get because it's got
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  Speaker 2: like you wouldn't recognize the feeling exactly.
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  Speaker 4: It's like goat.
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  Speaker 2: Weed or something in it.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, which makes which makes you randy.
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  Speaker 2: Well, apparently one of the odds that you reckon of
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  Speaker 2: that ship working very slim.
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  Speaker 5: Bow thing where you eat it and then you just
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  Speaker 5: start thinking about horny thoughts because here we go and
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  Speaker 5: what happens?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, what sort of horny thoughts you have, Keezy?
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  Speaker 5: I'm not telling you how come man, this one's about
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  Speaker 5: buzzies and that.
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  Speaker 2: Pretty busy focused You happy?
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  Speaker 3: You happy now?
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  Speaker 1: It's just sore Fellows a podcast.
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  Speaker 4: It's all good man, that.
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  Speaker 3: Thousands of people listen to. And are you happy now?
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  Speaker 2: So you think about buzzies. Funny is that you can
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  Speaker 2: have that thought in your head, like, for example, you
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  Speaker 2: imagine Keezy, there is at home, he's sitting on the
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  Speaker 2: couch and he's just got nothing going on. Maybe is
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  Speaker 2: maybe your computer game is loading, Kezy, or you're waiting
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  Speaker 2: for the kiddle to boil, or something's going or anyway,
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  Speaker 2: and you just start thinking about busy what happens and
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  Speaker 2: then all of a sudden your pants start growing. That
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  Speaker 2: is weird, isn't it the power of the mind?
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  Speaker 3: That would be weird? If that was the scenario.
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  Speaker 2: What's the scenario? Take me through it.
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  Speaker 3: My computer game is not loaded. The scenario is a
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  Speaker 3: di'mond beard.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, my wife's got up to make the coffee home
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  Speaker 5: for the fifth time in a row. Even though we're
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  Speaker 5: supposed to be alternating.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, oh my god, that's a shocker. Keys me there.
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  Speaker 5: Yes, And then while she's backing the coffee, I quickly
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  Speaker 5: just jacket think about buzzies and then go to town.
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  Speaker 3: Jasedok, a slip of red bull.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, that's the way the pros do it.
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  Speaker 4: Do you not?
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  Speaker 1: Do you guys not alternate teas and coffees. And I'll
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  Speaker 1: tell you what I can, honestly tell you what's going
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  Speaker 1: on at the moment. My wife stays in bed till
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  Speaker 1: about eight o'clock every single day.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, well, she worked pretty hard for long.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. I get up and I make I make the
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  Speaker 2: coffee fit. And this is the thing, right, so we've
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  Speaker 2: got that. We've got and Dylan, if you clip this
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  Speaker 2: off and play it on the radio show or knock
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  Speaker 2: you out, fair enough. But there's a thing. So she goes,
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  Speaker 2: she'll get up and she'll go, do you want a coffee?
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  Speaker 2: Which goes without saying you do, of course, that's what
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  Speaker 2: you want. Then about forty five minutes later, she'll come
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  Speaker 2: in with a coffee. So she'll go out and she'll
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  Speaker 2: do the kid's breakfast, the kids lunch, do a bit
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  Speaker 2: of tidying up, few emails, all of that, and then
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  Speaker 2: at some point she'll put the coffee on and bring
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  Speaker 2: the coffee in. I hear, and so I the first
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  Speaker 2: thing I do when I goet is put the coffee on. Yes,
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  Speaker 2: because you want the coffee straight away. Yes. So it
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  Speaker 2: gets to the point where I just I just get up,
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  Speaker 2: or I'll call her, or she'll come in with a coffee.
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  Speaker 2: I was like, you know, this is the worst fucking
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  Speaker 2: cafe I've ever been to. The service here is garbage, yes,
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  Speaker 2: every single time. Sure, but she doesn't care.
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  Speaker 3: Do you know what I do? This is pretty good,
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  Speaker 3: to be honest, And.
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  Speaker 2: For a woman you were saying off here, which I
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  Speaker 2: thought was not on, that was absolutely But anyway, Dylan, if.
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  Speaker 3: You clip that up, I'll knock you out.
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  Speaker 5: But one thing we've got in our lounge is an
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  Speaker 5: Apple speaker, like Apple's version of Alixa. And because I've
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  Speaker 5: got an iPhone, I can broadcast to the speaker like
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  Speaker 5: and say stuff into it can intercom and so I'll
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  Speaker 5: be like, hey, yeah, how's that coffee going?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, and then it will just play randomly. Which is
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  Speaker 3: in the kitchen.
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  Speaker 2: Is that one of those little round ones? Yeah. Do
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  Speaker 2: you find that they are ship Yeah, yeah, we've got
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  Speaker 2: one in the office and they constantly just drop out.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, but one of that yeah, the one of our
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  Speaker 5: house is right by our router and it's been really.
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  Speaker 3: Good, but I've had ones that are terrible. Yeah. For
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  Speaker 3: that though, I don't just say fascinated.
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  Speaker 4: In my house.
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  Speaker 1: Very similar Like if I'm on coffee, I get up
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  Speaker 1: and make coffee.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what I do.
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  Speaker 3: But not recently though, because your wife's been.
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  Speaker 4: Doing it, But then I did.
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  Speaker 2: She's been begging them out. Well you've been begging them.
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  Speaker 1: Out, and but she what she does is but she'll
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  Speaker 1: ask me though, She'll say, I'm just going to do
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  Speaker 1: PILARATEI first, Is that okay? And I know, absolutely, darling,
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  Speaker 1: you do. But often I'll get up, do you say
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  Speaker 1: it and make the coffee while she's doing pillars?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: Right, so that's yeah, that's different.
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  Speaker 3: Do you say, like, less pilarates more lattes?
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  Speaker 4: Should That's very good?
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  Speaker 2: Key, that's great, I take that one. Yeah. Yeah, what
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  Speaker 2: else happens around there anyway? So yeah, she stays and
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  Speaker 2: she's been staying in bed till till eight, yes, but
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  Speaker 2: she's on school lunches, which has been great. Yes, remember
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  Speaker 2: I hate I've been doing them for years.
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  Speaker 3: Do you ever give her any tips?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah? I come on the other tips? Have you put
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  Speaker 2: any She said that today because we've got we've got
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  Speaker 2: the kid weak books recommended I give her some weatbooks.
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  Speaker 2: So so I said to the kid, do you want?
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  Speaker 1: Oh?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I love wet books. She calls them because, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: their wet backs because you pour milk on the mat.
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  Speaker 2: She's like, that's cue. I said, just so you know,
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  Speaker 2: they are called wheat books in case because start calling
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  Speaker 2: teasing you at school. But we'll call them wet books
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  Speaker 2: around here. Yeah. And my wife recommended that I still
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  Speaker 2: were on some moosley because it's got seeds and it's
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  Speaker 2: some nuts and things like that. Just god, whereas I
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  Speaker 2: was just going to put mountains of refined white sugar on.
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  Speaker 2: So well, that's how it was meant to be consumed.
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  Speaker 3: I love it.
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  Speaker 2: Advice. The advice comes thick and fast, and it's not
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  Speaker 2: necessarily bad advice.
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  Speaker 3: It's just advice.
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  Speaker 5: the Big Show Podcast.
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  Speaker 1: Just on the Wheat Bex Front. I'm going hard on
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  Speaker 1: those again. Actually, oh yeah, yeah, as.
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  Speaker 4: My sweet treat at the end of the night.
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  Speaker 3: How many can you do jo? But it's one and
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  Speaker 3: a half.
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  Speaker 4: I usually two or three.
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  Speaker 2: What are you putting in it to make it a
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  Speaker 2: sweet treat, because it's not. It's there's no kind of
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  Speaker 2: treat at all.
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  Speaker 4: Heeps of milk.
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  Speaker 1: It's going to have heaps of milk and live and
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  Speaker 1: fucking truckloads of brown sugar round sugar.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. I never done that.
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  Speaker 4: Fucking great brown sugar and porridge.
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  Speaker 2: That's a real fucking kind of a feed. But it
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  Speaker 2: sounds good, you know.
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  Speaker 1: True story because I used to stay at my grandparents
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  Speaker 1: in the weekends when I was at boarding school because
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  Speaker 1: they were up in awkward and this I think I've
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  Speaker 1: told you this. My my granddad's thing with wheat beks
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  Speaker 1: was hot boiled water and no sugar. That you there
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  Speaker 1: was no talk of milk or sugar.
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  Speaker 3: He loved it.
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  Speaker 4: It was hot, hot water and no sugar.
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  Speaker 2: My fast, that's a generation going without those just used
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  Speaker 2: to having nothing.
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  Speaker 1: And also he was also a big fan well him
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  Speaker 1: and my nana were big fans of marmite drinks, right,
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  Speaker 1: which was just disposed in order.
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  Speaker 2: So they were then you know whether you come coming
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  Speaker 2: out of the war generation, so you got nothing, that's
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  Speaker 2: what I used to running with nothing? What do you
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  Speaker 2: call it there? What do they used to do when
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  Speaker 2: you had only a limited amount of ship during the war?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, So what are you when you're sitting on the
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  Speaker 3: couch money for the kettle?
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  Speaker 1: Boy?
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  Speaker 3: What do you guys think about?
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  Speaker 2: I don't have capsu of tea neither do I? Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: Right, okay, only.
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  Speaker 1: Boil water to put in a pan that's been used
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  Speaker 1: for frying, and I need to soak it.
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  Speaker 3: Oh yes, well if you wiped it straight away, you
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  Speaker 3: wouldn't need to do that.
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  Speaker 1: Well, no, because sometimes my daughter will cook shit on
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  Speaker 1: it and will be boom sitting there.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, but now I used to we we had a
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  Speaker 4: little ritual for about.
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  Speaker 3: So you're talking about tea, okay, tea for.
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  Speaker 1: About six months because we've got this great little sort
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  Speaker 1: of Chinese tea set ye. So my wife and I
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  Speaker 1: would have a thing of green tea every night and
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  Speaker 1: with these little.
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  Speaker 4: Caps and I like that.
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  Speaker 3: That really cool.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, it was very cool.
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  Speaker 1: And and I said to my wife the other day,
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  Speaker 1: you've got to get back to doing that, because that
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  Speaker 1: would be good.
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  Speaker 4: But then my counselor said to me, are you know that?
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  Speaker 4: Of course, because.
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  Speaker 1: She's on she's on me about caffeine drink, and she
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  Speaker 1: was saying to me, you know, of course green tea's
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  Speaker 1: got caffeine in it, And I.
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  Speaker 2: Went, oh, does it?
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  Speaker 5: You can get DCF stuff though we have DCF caps
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  Speaker 5: of tea before bid Yes, jasmines.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, my wife does the herbal teas. And I just
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  Speaker 1: fucking can't go there. I just go Do you want
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  Speaker 1: to peach and fucking cinnamon a relaxing fucking chemmle?
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  Speaker 2: Fuck?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, get him, get him? Ill grace sucks.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't like your grain.
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  Speaker 2: Never have ship.
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  Speaker 3: Hey.
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  Speaker 5: Listen to the Hurdky Big show Man four to seven
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  Speaker 3: It is seriously the tits pussies. I think you mean