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Trust Me, I'm a Professional | Wednesday 12.18.24 · The Treehouse Show Podcast

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  Speaker 1: It is time believe your worries outside and laugh with
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  Speaker 1: us inside the Treehouse. I'm Daniel Malley along with Trey
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  Speaker 1: Trenholm and Raj Sharma on Wednesday, December eighteenth, two thy
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  Speaker 1: twenty four. We've spent a little bit of time recently
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  Speaker 1: talking about only Fans model Sophie Rain, who has definitely
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  Speaker 1: made it rain on her channel to the tune of
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  Speaker 1: forty three million dollars four point seven million of which
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  Speaker 1: from one guy. But she ain't done yet because with
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  Speaker 1: all this new fame comes new offers. Especially the other
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  Speaker 1: angle that we talked about with Sophie Rain was wondering
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  Speaker 1: does her only fans content conflict with her devout religious beliefs.
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  Speaker 1: Something that I posed recently online was can Sophie Rain
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  Speaker 1: spray and pray? You really got to follow all things?
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  Speaker 2: Three House?
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  Speaker 3: Thank you? Yeah, well done?
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  Speaker 1: Matter check us out on YouTube as well, that's where
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  Speaker 1: that little nugget is. Uh so again, So, now that
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  Speaker 1: she's out there as far as forty three million dollars
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  Speaker 1: and only fans revenue, adult content creator Devout Christian still
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  Speaker 1: goes to church with the fam.
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  Speaker 2: Which I'm sure makes it interesting for everyone else.
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  Speaker 1: But because she's a Christian. She also says she's a
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  Speaker 1: virgin despite her only fans content. Now again, I've not
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  Speaker 1: seen any of her only fans content, so I don't
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  Speaker 1: know what it all entails. I'm certain she's naked, and
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  Speaker 1: I'm that's really all I know. I don't know if
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  Speaker 1: she's a solo act. I don't know if she has
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  Speaker 1: any collaboration things or whatever.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: But she says she's a virgin, and since no one
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  Speaker 1: else is saying no, you're not, I'm just going to
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  Speaker 1: take her word for it. And I'm assumed that there's
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  Speaker 1: no pinned tritive content or something.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: Some people's definition of virginity varies.
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  Speaker 2: Anyway.
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  Speaker 1: Sophie Rain religious OnlyFans, millionaire content creator, and virgin. Well
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  Speaker 1: because of that, now the offers are rolling in.
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  Speaker 2: To take her virginity.
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  Speaker 1: Multiple companies have offered her seven figures for the v
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  Speaker 1: card m That's what she has divulged to fellow content
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  Speaker 1: creator Camille Arajol in a TikTok video with probably ten
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  Speaker 1: million views or so, she says. Sophie Rain says, multiple
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  Speaker 1: companies actually offered me seven figures to take my v card,
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  Speaker 1: The Padoxical, The paradoxical. Pornographer Sophie Rain is not ready
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  Speaker 1: to cash in her V card on camera, though she
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  Speaker 1: says no, why would I do that? She boasts nine
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  Speaker 1: point six million followers on TikTok, and she frequently shares
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  Speaker 1: sultry dancing videos that prompted her friend to joke that
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  Speaker 1: she'd volunteer in her stead, telling companies to hire her,
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  Speaker 1: before cheekily observing that it may not be a ve car,
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  Speaker 1: but more like a thirteenth. It's unclear which pleasure purveyors
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  Speaker 1: approached Sophie Rain, but she has received offers to join
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  Speaker 1: OnlyFans rival fans Leap, which I have not heard of
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  Speaker 1: until this exact moment. Meanwhile, adult streaming platform cam Soda
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  Speaker 1: previously offered the proud V card holder two hundred and
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  Speaker 1: fifty thousand dollars to host a virginal show on their site, saying,
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  Speaker 1: your debut would be a masterclass in proving that you
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  Speaker 1: don't need to go all the way to make people
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  Speaker 1: go all in. That's according to cam SODA's vice president
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  Speaker 1: Darren Parker. Plus, let's be honest, who wouldn't want to
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  Speaker 1: see what the most lucrative virgin in the game has to.
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  Speaker 4: Say she's made forty three million dollars and you offer
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  Speaker 4: her a quarter mill I think that.
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  Speaker 1: Offer was before it was known how much she was
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  Speaker 1: pulling in in her content, and that's probably why she
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  Speaker 1: released that figure, because you had the head of cam
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  Speaker 1: so to saying I'll give you a quarter million dollars,
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  Speaker 1: we'll do this, blah blah blah, and she's like, bitch,
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  Speaker 1: please look at my bank account. Honestly, she could just
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  Speaker 1: sell it. She could just sell whatever her subscription is
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  Speaker 1: on only Fans. Again, I have no idea. Let's say
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  Speaker 1: it's twenty bucks a month. She could sell a one
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  Speaker 1: off thing on her own.
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  Speaker 2: Where she actually loses her virginity and has that filmed
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  Speaker 2: or whatever.
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  Speaker 1: That could be a one off sold like a pay
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  Speaker 1: per view event for one hundred dollars and people would
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  Speaker 1: buy it and it would probably still be more entertaining
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  Speaker 1: than the Jake Paul Mike Tyson fight. Honestly, if you
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  Speaker 1: insert Sophie Rain in the middle of that fight, now
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  Speaker 1: we're really talking about something here. Now, that's the way
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  Speaker 1: you're gonna lose a If you're gonna lose it, that
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  Speaker 1: that'd be a way to go.
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  Speaker 3: I would.
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  Speaker 5: I would guess she would lose it to the guy
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  Speaker 5: that gave her four point seven million dollars, Like that's
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  Speaker 5: who you right, Like, that's kind of that's only fair.
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  Speaker 4: Well, or you know, if if she got some guy
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  Speaker 4: to give her four point seven million just for various acts,
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  Speaker 4: who knows what, she could you know, get paid to
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  Speaker 4: auction off her v card.
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  Speaker 5: That's what I'm saying to that, Like, that guy would
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  Speaker 5: probably be the top bidder and.
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  Speaker 1: He has any money left, yeah, if he has any
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  Speaker 1: money left. But let's be honest. I mean, if someone's
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  Speaker 1: gonna swoop in and like if she was to actually
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  Speaker 1: just outright sell her virginity, uh, you know, a Saudi
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  Speaker 1: prince is gonna come come, you know, flying in to
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  Speaker 1: be like I got this.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, that was my first thought. I'm not gonna make
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  Speaker 5: that up. That was my first thought.
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  Speaker 1: Is like if she was to do middle if Sophie Rain,
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  Speaker 1: the only fans creator, was to then sell her virginity, would.
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  Speaker 2: That then conflict with her Christian beliefs?
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  Speaker 5: I would go with you, yes, And as as a Hindu, yes,
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  Speaker 5: I don't know a lot about a lot, but I
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  Speaker 5: know that much.
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  Speaker 3: Uh, But yeah, I don't think you can.
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  Speaker 5: I don't think there's anywhere in the Bible it says,
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  Speaker 5: you know, you have to stay in virgin until marriage
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  Speaker 5: or until a Saudi prince flies in.
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  Speaker 1: But I mean part of Jesus's posse was Mary Magdalen,
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  Speaker 1: who was a reported uh call girl, woman of the night,
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  Speaker 1: So I mean he's not totally ignorant of the profession.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, but I think she knocked that off once she
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  Speaker 3: she met Jesus. So I think.
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  Speaker 1: As far as we know, yeah, as far as we know,
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  Speaker 1: she gave she gave up that.
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  Speaker 2: Life and became a devout follower of Jesus.
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  Speaker 1: And I will say this, Uh, Sophie Rain, as a
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  Speaker 1: self professed virgin and only fans creator has the ability,
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  Speaker 1: has the opportunity to do something truly miraculous this Christmas.
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  Speaker 1: Is she she could take the best of both worlds
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  Speaker 1: and one fails.
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  Speaker 2: Swoop.
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  Speaker 1: If she sells the virginity and somehow gets pregnant at
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  Speaker 1: the same time, she's both Mary's wrapped in one little package.
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  Speaker 5: I think I think you got the story wrong. She
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  Speaker 5: got pregnant as a virgin, not the other way around.
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  Speaker 1: I'm just saying that there's an opportunity here for a
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  Speaker 1: Christmas miracle she could really cash in on.
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  Speaker 3: Now, this is a Christmas story I'll watch.
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  Speaker 2: I bet you wear that pink bunny up fit.
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  Speaker 1: the Treehouse. I'm Danil Malley along with Trey Trenholm and
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  Speaker 1: Raj Sharma. I don't know if this is my phone
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  Speaker 1: or my computer listening to me as we talked about
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  Speaker 1: that story with Sophie Rain and OnlyFans and religion. But
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  Speaker 1: I just got shown one of the best news article
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  Speaker 1: recommendations I have ever seen in my life.
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  Speaker 2: Are you guys ready to hear this headline?
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  Speaker 1: Pope Francis to open five sacred portals on Christmas Eve
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  Speaker 1: for a ritual that's never been done before. I would
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  Speaker 1: like to point out that I have yet to read
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  Speaker 1: this story past the headline. But with a headline like that,
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  Speaker 1: I figure we can just kind of learn about it together.
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  Speaker 2: What do you say, Let's do it, okay?
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  Speaker 1: Pope Francis to open five sacred portals on Christmas Eve
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  Speaker 1: for a ritual that's never been done before.
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  Speaker 3: Four.
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  Speaker 1: Pope Francis will commence a centuries long Catholic tradition on
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  Speaker 1: Christmas Eve and introduce a first time historical addition to
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  Speaker 1: the holy ritual. Starting on December twenty fourth, the pontiff
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  Speaker 1: will open a series of five holy doors throughout the Vatican,
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  Speaker 1: including Saint Peter's Basilica, plus Rome's three other basilicas, to
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  Speaker 1: commence next year's Catholic Church Jubilee, a joyful commemoration of
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  Speaker 1: faith that normally occurs.
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  Speaker 2: Every twenty five years.
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  Speaker 1: The door at Saint Peter's was sealed shut by a
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  Speaker 1: wall of bricks since the Jubilee Year of Divine Mercy
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  Speaker 1: in twenty sixteen, and on December second, those were written
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  Speaker 1: down to ready the door for opening as part of
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  Speaker 1: the right of recognition. Is it just me or does
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  Speaker 1: this just sound like a Catholic Advent calendar.
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  Speaker 2: But life size.
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  Speaker 9: I don't know what that is.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, where you three you count down the days to Christmas?
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  Speaker 2: Rosh oh, gotcha, little little treats and things.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah, okay, now we don't we don't really do that.
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  Speaker 1: I have a little advent calendar. That's that was a
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  Speaker 1: gift from my wife. That is a Christmas vacation themed
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  Speaker 1: advent calendar from China.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, Rajer.
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  Speaker 4: Think of it like a a calendar, just like a
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  Speaker 4: daily scratch off. Oh okay, yeah, depending on Yeah, there's
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  Speaker 4: all various things but and themes.
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  Speaker 3: But it's like a little gift every day.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah, oh okay, that's nice.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not I'm not winning thousands of dollars on mine
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  Speaker 1: from I wish that'd be awesome. So after that Christmas
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  Speaker 1: Eve ritual, Oh Francis will open a symbolic door inside
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  Speaker 1: the Roman Prison Rebibia on December twenty sixth, which is
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  Speaker 1: the Feast, which is the Feast of Saint Stephen. It'll
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  Speaker 1: be the first time a pope has opened a holy
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  Speaker 1: door at a prison. That's according to the Denver Catholic.
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  Speaker 1: According to Pope Francis, he says, I think of prisoners
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  Speaker 1: who deprived of their freedom daily, feel the harshness of
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  Speaker 1: detention and its restrictions, lack of affection, and in more
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  Speaker 1: than a few cases, lack of respect. In order to
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  Speaker 1: offer prisoners a concrete sign of closeness, I would myself
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  Speaker 1: like to open a holy door in a prison as
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  Speaker 1: a sign inviting prisoners to look to the future with
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  Speaker 1: hope and a renewed sense of confidence.
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  Speaker 2: I think, if you want to do that for them,
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  Speaker 2: just open the gate.
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  Speaker 5: That's what I was gonna say. It's like the headline
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  Speaker 5: is hundreds of prisoners fleet.
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  Speaker 1: I don't think they want you to open a symbolic door.
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  Speaker 1: They want you to open the door and say you
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  Speaker 1: may go.
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  Speaker 2: Oh.
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  Speaker 1: It is nice of him, though, too, as he says
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  Speaker 1: to offer prisoners a concrete sign of closeness, which well.
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  Speaker 2: That a certain way.
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  Speaker 1: He The objective of opening the doors later this month
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  Speaker 1: is to usher in a year renewed in hope as
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  Speaker 1: Christians and as Christians find Christ as the door of
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  Speaker 1: our salvation. Pope Francis wrote in proclamation for the twenty
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  Speaker 1: twenty five year long celebration. He says God's word helps
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  Speaker 1: us find reasons for that hope in the heart of
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  Speaker 1: each person. Hope dwells as the desire and expectation of
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  Speaker 1: good things to come, despite our not knowing what the
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  Speaker 1: future may bring.
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  Speaker 4: Pretty sure, I'm sure there's some altar boys that are
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  Speaker 4: delighted that the prisoners are gonna, you know, take up
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  Speaker 4: the reins you you mothers, let their holy doors be.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you're right, I imagine imagine some of those kids
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  Speaker 1: are thinking, like, how about we shut some doors.
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  Speaker 3: Knock yourself out? How about the back one.
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  Speaker 1: Uh. I have a pro tip and This not a
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  Speaker 1: pro tip for you Trey, or for you Raj, and
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  Speaker 1: definitely not for myself. This is just for the general public.
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  Speaker 1: If anyone is keeping a public file for us for
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  Speaker 1: the FCC, slide this in there because this is a
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  Speaker 1: pro tip. Don't tell police you're a pro drinker, especially
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  Speaker 1: if they've just pulled you over for a suspicion of
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  Speaker 1: DWY seems like an obvious thing, but there's one man
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  Speaker 1: who didn't get this membo. There was a multi vehicle
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  Speaker 1: crash in Colorado earlier this month, and when the police
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  Speaker 1: showed up, a driver admitted that he'd had some drinks
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  Speaker 1: and basically confessed to being the cause of the accident.
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  Speaker 1: But he's got a reason. Okay, he's got a reason.
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  Speaker 1: I want you to hear it.
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  Speaker 7: How much if you have to drink that a ten drinks?
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  Speaker 1: See, most cops are used to hearing two drinks. This
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  Speaker 1: guy went straight to the top with ten.
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  Speaker 2: Ten.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, how much if you had to drinks that ten drinks?
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  Speaker 7: Cool? If you want to do road tie you to
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  Speaker 7: tell me your ten drink.
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  Speaker 8: Steve right pretty drunk.
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  Speaker 1: The cops like, we don't even need to do the roadside.
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  Speaker 1: You told me you've had ten.
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  Speaker 2: There's no way you're going to pass that.
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  Speaker 5: Thing, right, I plot is honesty. But if I was
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  Speaker 5: this lawyer, I'd be.
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  Speaker 9: Like, you dumb.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm still gonna charge you my full fee.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, but you stupid?
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  Speaker 9: Yeah? Oh my god, ten ten drinks. That's impressive.
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  Speaker 4: If you want to do road tiz, tell me you're
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  Speaker 4: trying to drink Steve right, I can preach.
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  Speaker 7: Your own day. Yeah, okay, right now, like I'm.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, yes, yes you are.
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  Speaker 4: No, I'm sorry, No you're not. No, you're a leaping amateur.
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  Speaker 4: Professional drinkers would never admit to it. Yes, that that
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  Speaker 4: is from a professional drinker. Yes, yes, now I will
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  Speaker 4: say this to this man's credit. Even though he caused
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  Speaker 4: an accident, he's admitted to having ten drinks, and he
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  Speaker 4: claims to be a professional drinker, basically saying it's okay.
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  Speaker 2: It is okay because I'm professional at it.
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  Speaker 1: So, while the police didn't bother with the roadside sobriety
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  Speaker 1: test since the man confessed to having ten drinks mmm,
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  Speaker 1: they did get a breathalyzer from him, and the breath
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  Speaker 1: lizer test showed this professional drinker had a BAC of
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  Speaker 1: point three two six, which is four.
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  Speaker 2: Times the legal limit.
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  Speaker 1: Well, that side of the pro drinker argument holds liquor
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  Speaker 1: because if if you can have a BAC of point
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  Speaker 1: three two six and still be coherent to tell police anything,
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  Speaker 1: you've definitely got some stamina. Not smart, but you've definitely
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  Speaker 1: got some stamina.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, remember, Olympians are amateurs.
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  Speaker 2: That's true.
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  Speaker 9: That is true. They have to give up their amateur status.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah once they go pro.
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  Speaker 5: So yeah, good good on this guy man point three
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  Speaker 5: two six, hell like done?
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  Speaker 2: Goodness, Yeah he was arrested.
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  Speaker 1: That's uh yeah, good news is uh, no one was
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  Speaker 1: injured in the crash, but the pro drinker was was arrest.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, okay at point three two six. Like shouldn't they
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  Speaker 5: just like, hey, call somebody that's impressive, Like, well, we're
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  Speaker 5: not gonna take you to jail because nobody's gonna believe this.
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  Speaker 2: You don't get clemency for a high score.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah, okay, I know that's the Indian in me.
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  Speaker 5: I'm like, he he got the highest score out of everybody. Uh,
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  Speaker 5: they should just be like, hey man, good, you're still talking,
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  Speaker 5: you can move, you can stand up straight, you're looking
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  Speaker 5: at me in the eye.
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  Speaker 9: All right, buddy, just call somebody and go home.
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  Speaker 2: Just a fist, bump toe the car to let him
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  Speaker 2: walk home or something.
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  Speaker 5: Yes, at that point, like that's that's that's impressed. Like
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  Speaker 5: I've never even heard of somebody having a B A
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  Speaker 5: C like that.
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  Speaker 1: I have, I've I've heard of I've heard of some
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  Speaker 1: point four's in the news before threes. Yeah, Now, the
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  Speaker 1: point four ones don't typically have this happy of an outcome.
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  Speaker 1: That's usually where the headline is is something along the
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  Speaker 1: lines of former pro drinker.
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  Speaker 2: I can think.
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  Speaker 3: Now.
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  Speaker 1: If you're looking for a new job next year and
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  Speaker 1: you hate people, I've got the job listings for you.
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  Speaker 2: Are you ready, Trey, you you immediately perked up.
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  Speaker 3: You like absolutely, I'm all ears.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, So here we go.
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  Speaker 1: This is these are the perfect jobs for people who
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  Speaker 1: hate people.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, it's a.
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  Speaker 1: Thread online and people are suggesting based off this question,
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  Speaker 1: ideal jobs for people that hate people.
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  Speaker 2: So yeah, if you're looking for a new job in
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  Speaker 2: twenty twenty five.
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  Speaker 3: Here you go.
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  Speaker 2: Number one power plant operator.
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  Speaker 1: They say most of that is sitting in a room
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  Speaker 1: at a control panel that auto fixes itself.
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  Speaker 2: Ninety nine percent of the time. Sounds easy enough.
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  Speaker 1: I've been on LinkedIn more in the last couple of
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  Speaker 1: years than I have on the than I have in
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  Speaker 1: the previous twenty I've yet to see a power plant
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  Speaker 1: operator position open. And maybe it's because these people got
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  Speaker 1: it figured out. Maybe it is a really good, cushy job.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, hell of Homer Simpson can do it for
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: as long as ease. That is nuclear power plant job
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  Speaker 1: number two. And this is kind of twisted. Some kinds
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: of doctors, like say a pathologist or a doctor at
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: a morgue, which makes sense. If you hate people, then
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: that's kind of that makes sense. Like a medical examiner,
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: what a jerk?
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  Speaker 2: So there you go.
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  Speaker 1: There's if you feel like you know doing the can
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  Speaker 1: you know the additional education and learning.
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  Speaker 2: To be a doctor, be a doctor? Can evil doctor?
• 24:17
  Speaker 2: Number three lighthouse keeper.
• 24:21
  Speaker 1: I'll occasionally see these photos online where it'll be a
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  Speaker 1: lighthouse or a very secluded cabin somewhere, and it'll say
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: it's you know, it's it's a it's a make believe thing.
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  Speaker 1: Could you live in this house with you no whatever,
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  Speaker 1: like no internet for thirty days And a lot of
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  Speaker 1: people are like yes, because it looks beautiful and serene
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  Speaker 1: and you don't have to worry about other people and nonsense.
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  Speaker 2: Lighthouse keeper would be like that.
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  Speaker 9: No Internet.
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  Speaker 1: Well, lighthouse keepers, by today's standards, I think you get
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: Wi Fi, but those fantastical, those make belie leave situations
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  Speaker 1: online that's usually could you live in this beautiful, serene
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  Speaker 1: place but completely unplugged for thirty days?
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  Speaker 9: Interesting? I don't think I can. I don't think I
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  Speaker 9: can do that.
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  Speaker 3: I couldn't.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I remember seeing one of those lighthouse jobs. It
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  Speaker 4: was like you're you're out alone for like six months
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  Speaker 4: and it looks great and everything else. Then they show
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  Speaker 4: you some of the storms that you're gonna face and
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  Speaker 4: I was like, uh oh no, it was. It was
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  Speaker 4: all good until like you're having to double secure yourself.
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  Speaker 1: Yourself when you're strapping yourself into the lighthouse and knowing
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  Speaker 1: that if you died, no one's going to find you
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  Speaker 1: for months if they ever find you.
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  Speaker 3: Wow.
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  Speaker 1: Number four of the perfect jobs for people who hate
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  Speaker 1: people is any job that allows you to wear earphones
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  Speaker 1: while working. Okay, that makes sense, maybe like a warehouse
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  Speaker 1: job or something. Number five night shift security guard really anywhere,
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: but they even say atam museum would be pretty cool,
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  Speaker 1: kind of like nine at the museum. Number six a baker.
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  Speaker 1: The only con there is you got to wake up early.
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  Speaker 1: Number seven And this one makes a lot of sense
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  Speaker 1: to me. I feel like I could do this if
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: I really really just felt like the need to commercial
• 26:25
  Speaker 1: truck driver. And they say because driving is as lonely
• 26:29
  Speaker 1: as you want it to be, and that's true. If
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  Speaker 1: you want to, if you want someone to ride with you,
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  Speaker 1: you can do that. If you want to, you want
• 26:36
  Speaker 1: to be a solo trucker, you can do that if
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: you want to be a trucker with a chimpanzee, you can.
• 26:43
  Speaker 2: You can roleplay BJ.
• 26:44
  Speaker 3: And the Bear. You need some love and go to
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  Speaker 3: Carl's Corner.
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  Speaker 1: Number eight radiologist, they say, for a radiologist, you just
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: sit comfortably in a darkened room all day by yourself,
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: with the occasional physician question or rephone call to relay
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  Speaker 1: a critical result, and you get to listen to music.
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  Speaker 1: Number nine some areas of horticulture, like plant production and
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: being an arborist. I think that's code for, you know,
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: just grow weed.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Number ten a welder, they say, with a welder, most
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  Speaker 1: welders hate people. I'm a welder myself, which is how
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  Speaker 1: I know.
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  Speaker 4: The problem with that list is for some of the jobs,
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  Speaker 4: it would take knowing early on in your life that
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  Speaker 4: you hate people, and usually that's an acquired deal. After
• 27:34
  Speaker 4: dealing with people, you realize you hate people, and then
• 27:36
  Speaker 4: it's too late to go back and get your you know,
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  Speaker 4: become a doctor.
• 27:40
  Speaker 1: It might be too late to go back and become
• 27:41
  Speaker 1: a doctor. But I think you could get the brochure
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: for welding school and say, you know what, this is
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  Speaker 1: looking pretty good right now. Number eleven for jobs Perfect
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  Speaker 1: jobs for people that hate people.
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  Speaker 2: Locomotive engineer. I don't know if that's a good.
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: Job for someone that hates people, because if you're a
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  Speaker 1: local motive engineer and you're having a bad day, you
• 28:03
  Speaker 1: could affect a lot of people. M I think I'd
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  Speaker 1: rather a locomotive engineer like people. Number twelve handcrafted soap maker. Okay,
• 28:14
  Speaker 1: aren't those people sometimes that will like boil people and
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  Speaker 1: use the stuff.
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  Speaker 2: To make soap?
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  Speaker 9: Has that been known to happen?
• 28:25
  Speaker 1: I thought that was like one of the things for
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  Speaker 1: from seven or Fight Club or something, or maybe I'm
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: just conflating those movies with Soilent Green, where Charlton Heston
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: says soilent green.
• 28:35
  Speaker 2: As people irish, spring is people.
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: And then finally the perfect jobs for people who hate
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  Speaker 1: people after hours commercial cleaner, and then all actually, there's
• 28:55
  Speaker 1: there's two more here. And then some people took the
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  Speaker 1: hating people thing literally suggest careers in human resources and insurance,
• 29:02
  Speaker 1: which could then involve making other people's lives miserable. And
• 29:05
  Speaker 1: number fifteen, and this is my favorite for people who
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  Speaker 1: hang on the perfect jobs for people who hate people.
• 29:15
  Speaker 1: Number fifteen is my favorite assassin.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't know where you go to Assassin School.
• 29:24
  Speaker 5: I don't know who certifies that, but it's on.
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  Speaker 2: The back pamphlet of the Weldern.
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  Speaker 3: Brochure Job Fair, take your kid to work.
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  Speaker 2: He's gonna be popular.
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: It's gonna be weird though, and he's standing across from
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  Speaker 1: the police officer.
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  Speaker 7: You're in there house.
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  Speaker 8: Visit us online at freehouseonair dot com.
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  Speaker 7: You're in the tree House.
• 30:15
  Speaker 8: Visit us online at treehouseonair dot com.
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  Speaker 1: This is the Treehouse. I'm Dan along with Trey and Raj.
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  Speaker 1: It is Wednesday, December eighteenth, twenty twenty four.
• 30:29
  Speaker 2: Let's celebrate. What's some birthdays.
• 30:35
  Speaker 1: We've got celebrating a birthday today? From Pretty Little Liars.
• 30:41
  Speaker 1: Ashley Benson is thirty five, from the Voice and from
• 30:46
  Speaker 1: pop music fame. Christina Aguilera turns forty four. Katie Holmes
• 30:52
  Speaker 1: from Dawson's Creek and at one point married to Tom Cruise.
• 30:57
  Speaker 2: She is forty six today.
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: Former WWE diva Trish Stratus is forty nine. DJ Lethal
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  Speaker 1: from Limp Biscuit is fifty two. Rachel Griffiths from Six
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  Speaker 1: Feet Under she played Brenda. She's fifty six. Stone Cold
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  Speaker 1: Steve Austin is sixty today. Wow, yeah, Brad Pitt is
• 31:19
  Speaker 1: actually older than him. Brad Pitt is sixty one today.
• 31:25
  Speaker 1: Steven Spielberg is seventy eight, and today is Keith Richards's birthday,
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: and he guesses as to how old Keith Richards is
• 31:38
  Speaker 1: nine hundred. I believe incorrect based on the information I
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  Speaker 1: have in front of me. No, Keith Richards is not
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: nine hundred, Tray, do you have a guess.
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  Speaker 3: Nine hundred and one eighty five?
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  Speaker 2: You know what, I'll give that to you.
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  Speaker 1: It's definitely closer than Raj's guest of nine hundred. Keith
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  Speaker 1: Richards is eighty one.
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  Speaker 9: Wow, eighty one is a day credible.
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  Speaker 3: Now, that's a professional drinker.
• 32:23
  Speaker 1: Without a doubt, hands down, probably one of the kings
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  Speaker 1: of it. Like, not only would he be considered a
• 32:28
  Speaker 1: professional drinker, he might be considered godlike in the world
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  Speaker 1: of eighty one years old Keith Richards. Still, it's kind
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  Speaker 1: of a weird thing because, on one hand, I'd love
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: to be as healthy as Keith Richards at eighty one, because.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know what his last blood work showed.
• 32:50
  Speaker 1: But the dude's alive and he's still doing things, so
• 32:52
  Speaker 1: he must be fairly healthy. The problem is, though he's
• 32:55
  Speaker 1: looked like that for like twenty years.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, maybe he's just.
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  Speaker 1: Finally maybe his age has finally caught up to his
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  Speaker 1: physical appearance.
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  Speaker 5: I know that he's done enough drugs where the Strycht
• 33:11
  Speaker 5: nine is in his spine, and he's talked about it
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  Speaker 5: where he can crack his back and have flashbacks, like
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  Speaker 5: go to the chiropractor and get adjusted and then just
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  Speaker 5: all of a sudden, just have a flashback because there's
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  Speaker 5: so much Strycht nine sitting in his spine. So I
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  Speaker 5: don't know if you want to be that healthy first,
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  Speaker 5: see I've never heard of that.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, that's a lot of drugs.
• 33:36
  Speaker 1: So he goes, he goes to the chiropractor, and when
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  Speaker 1: he gets adjusted, he hallucinates.
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  Speaker 3: It's happened before.
• 33:42
  Speaker 5: It doesn't happen every time, but it has happened before
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  Speaker 5: where they'll crack his back or where they'll adjust his
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  Speaker 5: neck and he starts hallucinating.
• 33:51
  Speaker 1: So yeah, I mean, I've I've worked in a chiropractic office,
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  Speaker 1: you know, from like when I was in high school
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  Speaker 1: and into the first part of college, and I've heard
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  Speaker 1: people say that when they got a really good adjustment
• 34:04
  Speaker 1: they would say, Oh, it's like it's like looney tunes.
• 34:06
  Speaker 2: They say, oh I saw, I see. Stars were in
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  Speaker 2: Keith Richards's case.
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  Speaker 5: He actually his they cracked his back and he's like
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  Speaker 5: wood stock, We're back, baby.
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  Speaker 1: That really is something that if you could find a
• 34:29
  Speaker 1: way to bottle at and sell it, you you make
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  Speaker 1: a killing.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah it's called drugs.
• 34:35
  Speaker 1: No, but if you got an adjustment and you hallucinated,
• 34:38
  Speaker 1: but you're you're getting Keith Richards hallucinations, I.
• 34:41
  Speaker 5: Don't think you want those. I'll take Mick Jagger's hallucinations.
• 34:49
  Speaker 2: You know there's going to be some overlap with it.
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  Speaker 3: Within there.
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  Speaker 1: It really is a fun day here inside the treehouse.
• 35:27
  Speaker 1: Because any day that you get to report on the
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: Pope opening up five sacred portals on Christmas Eve that's
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  Speaker 1: never been done before.
• 35:36
  Speaker 2: I get a little excited.
• 35:38
  Speaker 1: But then I get even more excited when I read
• 35:41
  Speaker 1: the headline next to that one, which reads only fans
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  Speaker 1: model cries after sleeping with one hundred and one men in.
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  Speaker 9: A day.
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  Speaker 2: Saying, sometimes I feel so robotic.
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  Speaker 9: What did you expect?
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  Speaker 2: Were you thinking it was gonna be romantic?
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  Speaker 5: If I read the article before that one correctly, everybody
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  Speaker 5: got five minutes. Oh really, So I think that's why,
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  Speaker 5: And she said next time she will have more blube
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  Speaker 5: on hand. That's why she was crying because.
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  Speaker 3: She was sore.
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  Speaker 1: Well, that I would expect. Yeah, she says it's partly
• 36:35
  Speaker 1: she was sad because she felt robotic.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 36:39
  Speaker 1: An Only Fans model who slept with one hundred and
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  Speaker 1: one men in a day broke down in tears as
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  Speaker 1: she recounted her twenty four hour sex marathon. Lily Phillips,
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  Speaker 1: who's twenty three, had sex with over one hundred men
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  Speaker 1: in a day in October to create scandalous content for
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  Speaker 1: her subscription based social media page. But despite previously insisting
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  Speaker 1: that she and joyed the extreme stunt, all that sex
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  Speaker 1: didn't make her feel good.
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  Speaker 9: I can't imagine why.
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  Speaker 2: She says.
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  Speaker 1: I think by the thirtieth when we're getting on a bit,
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  Speaker 1: I've got a routine of how we're going to do this,
• 37:15
  Speaker 1: and sometimes you disassociate and it's not like normal sex
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  Speaker 1: at all.
• 37:18
  Speaker 2: No, it's not because it's with one hundred and one dudes.
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  Speaker 3: At least we know that's where you know.
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  Speaker 4: Thirty is where you lose the spark.
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  Speaker 1: I was like, hey, come on, man, and we have
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  Speaker 1: her to thank for this now we all know.
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  Speaker 2: Thank you Lily Phillips for jumping on that.
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  Speaker 1: For us, it's falling on that sword.
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  Speaker 2: Sorry, I'm just reading the rest of it, she says.
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  Speaker 2: In my head.
• 37:56
  Speaker 1: Right now, I can think of five, six guys, ten
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  Speaker 1: guys I remember, and that's it.
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  Speaker 3: That's good to know.
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  Speaker 2: Go bad for number eleven.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, I do love knowing now though that.
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  Speaker 2: After thirty it's no longer magical.
• 38:23
  Speaker 4: It's just a job at that point.
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  Speaker 1: it's at the Dan O'Malley. For Trey, it's at Trey
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  Speaker 1: Trendholm one and Farage it's at Comedian Raj. We will
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  Speaker 1: see you tomorrow right here inside the Treehouse.
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  Speaker 3: And must think