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RHOM and BDM: "Julia is a Mafia Boss and Kyle is Tired" · Drama, Darling: A Real Housewives Comedy Podcast

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Drama Darling, Drama Darling, Drama Darling. Hey, everybody, welcome back
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to Drama Darling. It's Tuesday. What is the day today? I shall
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say it is January sixteenth, and we are right in the middle of January.
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Can you believe that? Emily jteresis Wow, I can't believe that.
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I cannot believe it. It's truly twenty four It's crazy are changing left and
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right. I was watching Below Deck med which we are going to recap today,
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and they were like season finale, and I was like, wow,
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we really are really coming around Porta Fino and we're going to be docking for
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the rest of the season, you know, and then Miami. Things are
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heating up there. We're going to be recapping that today. Flying through January,
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Emily Dreesa's is back on this side of the of the West Coast.
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Welcome back from Maryland. Thank oh my gosh, thank you, thank you
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for such a journey. I hope that you don't leave Maryland Emily behind,
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because we're gonna need her to pipe in on some things. She's fine,
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she's doing great, and she's she's doing real good. Hopefully she's not fucking
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ignorant. She's not fucking ignorant. She's she just she loves twenty twenty four
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and she's excited for the Ravens and the playoffs. Oh my god, listen,
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let me tell you what. Let me let me speak on that and
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say the Lions, thank you God, blessed, blessed God, bless our
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Detroit Lions and Holle Lou. You know, won't he do it? He
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did it, and here we are. I just I'm thrilled because I'm a
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writer. Thank you so much. Brett on the other hand, you know,
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from originally from Cleveland, really grew up most of his life in Indiana.
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Huge Browns fan, huge Cleveland sports fan, was pretty thrilled that the
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Browns made it into the round of the playoffs. But they did lose their
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first game, so they're out. That was a devastating loss for our family.
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And you not to cross him that day. So but he, you
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know, thankfully on account of just his good friends, meaning you know,
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Tim and Sam and all the Detroiters because he spent time in Detroit at Second
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City. He is really taking part in the wind for Lions on Sunday.
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So it's a good it's a good thing, you know. What a beautiful
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story. Thank Amy, thank you so much. Complete arch a true circle.
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It is a true arched circle. That's beautiful. Thank you so much.
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It's it is, it's gorgeous. Meanwhile, not talking about sports,
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I want to say that Babe Dorter has asked to begin her quest into Harry
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Potter. Now we're talking about a subject I care about. Oh okay,
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so I've I've never read the books. I've seen a couple of the movies,
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loved them great. And so when Maddie was like, because some of
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our friends, like, well mostly her friend's older sister is really into Harry
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Potter, so it's kind of filtering down, starting to trickle down. So
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her interest is peauked, and she was like, can I see the movies?
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And I said, you can see the movie after we read the book,
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you know, so like we'll read the book, we'll see the movie,
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we'll read the book, we'll see the movie. And I said that,
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like that's how we're going to do it, because I don't want her
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to, you know, I always kind of dreamed like if if I had
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a child that would be into Harry Potter, I would love to read those
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books with them. So I'm super excited. So we began our journey.
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We're we're on chapter five of The Sorcerer's Stone Sanderson. I don't know,
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great picture. There's a big book of that's like a like crazy well illustrated
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book that I always give to like friends and relatives when they get into it.
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Oh really yeah, but I mean it's not like it's all like illustrations.
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It's not anything to do with the movie. But but if you're already
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in, you're in. Just go for it. You don't have to waste
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some money on this big dumb book I'm talking about. Oh wow, yeah,
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okay, Yeah, we're in. We are full on in. We
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are five chapters, you know, and we're loving it. And I'm glad
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because you know, I was a little worried it wouldn't. I wasn't sure
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like once we started reading it if it would hold her attention. I really
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wasn't. But also, once she's like done that book, you got to
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get onto the official Harry Potter site and sort her into her house. Oh
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yes, oh, cuy is that? And I told her we would take
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her to Universal and go to the Harry Potter world. So it's all laid
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out for us. You know, it's all there, It's it's all,
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it's all happening. God, I can't believe vander Pump Rules is coming back.
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You know. Dean and I were talking last week about how it's coming
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back and how, and I said, I'm not ready for it. I'm
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actually not there. It's gonna take me a second to switch gears because I
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feel like I haven't had enough of a break. Where are you landing on
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this, Emily, I think that like we're coming up on almost a year
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since Scandabal because that was March, early March, right early. Yeah,
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So I'm ready. I feel like we've had so much back and forth about
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the whole thing for every day since and I'm like, yeah, let's just
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see what's going on now. Wow. You just you're ready to land in?
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Okay, Wow, good for you. Okay, this is why I
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like, you know, we're yin and yang. We're yin and yang.
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We balance it out, we balance it out. Once I'm in, I'll
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be fine. I'll be fine. I just I'm just not ready, Like
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I just feel like it hasn't been enough time. Those those kids burnt out.
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Yeah, I'm a little burn. I just need a little more time
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and space away without as much news, you know what I mean, Like
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I don't need Tom posing with tigers in Thailand doing something so horrible that I
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don't want to see his face again. Like I don't want to hear snippets
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from Rachel's podcast. I don't want to hear La La and Shina popping off
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about Rachel in a Christmas song. You know I don't. I'm just I
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need a little more time before I go back in, and I feel like
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I haven't gotten a reset and a reboot as properly, Like my reset hasn't
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worked. You know when you have to hit that reset button on your hair
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dryer and then you plug it back in and it doesn't work. Then you're
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like, oh, I got to do a hard reset on the actual outlet,
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and you're like it hurts your finger, and then you know, paints
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over it and finally you get there. But I feel like that's where I'm
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at, trying to reset. You will never have an opportunity to reset from
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this show, Eva never, never, until it's really the white. You
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know, I had to pull pull of Kyle a couple of Kyle lines.
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You know, I feel about Vander pumpers. I'm tired. I'm still tired
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from it. I'm still tired. Take off the boat, bring me the
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hospital tiled. I've all headache and also a little asia coming through there too.
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A lot of a lot of everything and not not it's not right,
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it's not marilynd Emily okay, serving it's auld double header today, so we're
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not gonna do a ton of dish. But Paige, another nuggin six,
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heard of it, heard of it, another dug in reporting that again a
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Real Housewives Orange County mother that alone, Alexis mother Lilino, gets a Mother
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Vigon formal offer to rejoin the series amid John Janssen relationship. How could you
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do this to me? Question Mark, Wow, wait, are you surprised?
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No, I was gonna say, like, it's just I'm surprised it
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wasn't already out there. That's my surprise. Well, Alexis said that.
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She said, no, it's not happening unless you hear it from me,
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And you know, what's the live face. She's a live face, okay,
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but it does say Real Housewives were okay. She gets a formal offer
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far to join series for season eighteen, but has yet to accept it.
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Multiple sources exclusively tell Page six. Notably, she's been asked back to the
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reality show as her relationship with John Jansen, the ex boyfriend of Shannon Bodoor,
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heats up her relationship. This is a source. I'm quoting a source
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right now. Her relationship with John is certainly interesting. Oh I'm sorry,
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not a source, but an insider. That was an insider. I don't
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want to get an insider and confused with a source. The insider. The
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insider is the source, inside source. Okay, next next week on inside
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Source. But the insider tells them that it's not the only reason producers want
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Alexis back. Oh okay, Sure, she's a dynamic personality who has history
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with a good portion of the cast. Oh okay, that's interesting tailoring her
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out up. Why did you bring her back last season or the season before
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if she was so dyna dynamic? Yeah, yeah, yeah, they've been
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working, Like I said, they've been working on this where kayt Like they've
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been and she's hired whatever pr she's hired, so like, yeah, of
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course this is this is happening. It's well, yeah, that's what the
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insider says. Now, A sore says that nothing has been signed yet,
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Okay, and then we do get a few revisits of pictures I'm looking for.
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Remember, we went through a whole deep dive discussion on are you someone
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who like puts your thumb through the loop of a gene? Oh yeah,
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yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. So unfortunately, I'm here to tell you
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that that photo has not been featured in this article, and I'm sorry about
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that. But there are other ones with John's full hand in his pocket,
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full hand, but not around her belt loop. We missing it from this
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story, and I think that that is a real detriment to the relationship with
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Oh yeah, it's moved it's moved on. We are getting it's now.
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It's beyond the wooing face. As they say, he might never you know,
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thumbloop her jeans again, Who knows, I don't, I don't know.
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All I know is that I've been I've never I've always been kind to
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you. That's all I know. I don't know what. Sometimes Shannon just
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catches my ear when you do it, and it just takes I mean,
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like, of course it's a story about Shannon. I knew it was coming.
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It's still hilarious. Just catches Yeah, gotcha right in the ass.
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Now, I don't know if any of you were watching our live YouTube last
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week, like it was a live stream, is what I'm trying to say.
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If your patron, if you were there, you'll know that Joanna popped
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in in the middle of like a recap and was like Erica's dating Oliver,
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and then like left the chat and left that there for us all to just
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ponder, to which I immediately googled. I couldn't find anything last week,
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but now here we are, okay, and I did not know this.
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Okay, yeah, yeah, so taste of underscore reality, says Oliver.
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Saunders responds to rumors he's dating Erica Jane, and he puts up on his
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stories, I do have a girlfriend. She is not on any reality show.
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Don't believe everything you see on the internet hashtag period. So so yeah,
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that's what's happened. He said it wasn't true. I don't know how
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that rumor got started, but uh, I could totally see those two hooking
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up. Oh yeah, so too, that's how that started. Allegedly.
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The other thing is in news is that Candy I saw this on one of
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my favorite Instagram accounts. Bravo's snark side, Candy says that Bravo still hasn't
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asked any of the Atlanta Ladies back, and she says they're tripping, so
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she like, I guess she was. During a recent live broadcast, she
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revealed that Bravo hasn't asked any of the ladies back yet, and she was
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like, what is like happening? People have lives over here, you know,
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we need to We got to make plans for other things like so,
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and then in a different interview captured by the Neighborhood Talk, Candy said that
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there's a new cast being decided. In quotes, they are still waiting on
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the new cast, so I can't tell you anything. So she's saying that
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there is. It's two different sources, two different interviews, like she spoke
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to how she spoke to it on her own thing, saying like they haven't
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reached out. But then on another interview said that a new cast is being
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decided, so but they still haven't made any big decisions. Sure, he
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hasn't heard anything either, and like loveby Scott originally broke exclusively broke the news
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that production was eyeing a reboot ahead of the next season, similar to what
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New York did. So you know my theory, Nini's coming back. I
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don't know who the new right, but like Nini got quiet real quick right
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around Bravo con that's right, And I said, the only way that Nini's
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going to be quiet right now is if Bravo is talking to her. And
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also Andy has said he made some statement which he did not have to do
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about like the doors always open for Nini or something along this line. That's
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my theory. Maybe they watched the New York reboot and saw like, you
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can't just do a hard launch with all new people. You can, but
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maybe we try a little mix mix in it. Everybody wants Ninny back,
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So that's my that's my theory. Mix the ups, you know, crazy
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mix them up. Yeah, that's what I gave you switch for her treats,
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some mix the ups. Oh that's really cool. Okay. Now Summer
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Winter House Summer House, Sam and Corey have broken up. There is news
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that have been reported that's been reported that Sam has broken up with Corey.
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Now this doesn't come as a surprise considering what a douchebag he acted like in
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Winterhouse, and they had some some struggles so this doesn't surprise me. Corey
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really screwed up with Sam and good luck finding someone better than her. Bye,
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all right, you don't watch that show, so we won't. We
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won't. I don't. I do know he's kind of an idiot, though
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he actuld like an idiot. He sure did, so I'm I can I
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can endorse this. Oh but duh whoa? And we are in We are
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in it. We unlocked it. We unlocked it, we have the keys,
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and now we're gonna do Miami first. Okay, Yeah, this is
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episode eleven, and we are getting into pretty much a lot of the same
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stuff. Like we're not introducing any new feuds. We still have the Lisa
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Lenny drama. We have Lisa feeling attacked by all of the women in a
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recent episode when they were questioning her motherhood, what car she was driving,
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her boyfriend, everything, So that's happening. Then we also have We're on
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the heels of leaving that Mama Sita like brunch mayhem, Oh my god.
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May Usa called it the Mother's Day Massacre, and I was like, that
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is actually a real Like that's a real thing, isn't it. I know
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it's a Valentine's Valentine's Day right when I right when it came out of my
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mouth, I was like, it's Valentine's Day. So we have we're coming
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off the heels of that, and Alexia is still piping hot. Marisol's hot,
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but she doesn't have the energy to be as hot. Ale is way
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too hot. She's she can't see the reality of the nuance of any situation
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right now. I think it has to be because she is deflecting hard against
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what's going on with her in toult Oh you think, I mean her going
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to look for that apartment is like bleak, forty to forty five thousand dollars
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for that piece of shirt. I mean, really, you're just paying for
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the ocean, right. I don't know what you're paying for it, but
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it's forty five thousand dollars a month. Like, I still I go back
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to this, just why can't you buy a house? I don't. I
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have so many questions. I just don't like, Okay, I get the
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thinky thing does make sense about the house. Like we kind of talked our
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way through that I should I should go back on that condo, buy a
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condo? Okay, yeah, so what Yeah, why can't you buy a
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condo? Why didn't you buy the condo you were living? Like, why
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didn't you buy the apartment you were living in? If Todd? Yeah,
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no, Toad doesn't think residential real estate things are not connecting. I'm getting
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we're getting a real weird vibe here. Financial vibes are flying around that apartment
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in the sky and it's not looking cute, you know what I mean?
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No, And I get, like a man, I get that they don't
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want to put a lot of this stuff on the show. But like,
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because I do think there's some shady stuff happening. But I'm like, well,
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then you're you had to get your story a little bit better. Yeah,
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you just had to like it. This isn't it, This is not
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We're not that dumb, but Tod says that you are. I just want
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to look forward to another like Toad like Instagram Live where he's on there for
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like forty five minutes explaining over explaining something because I think he did that again.
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Oh he did that again about why commercial real estate is more of an
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investment than residential. Oh my god, yeah, please help us all.
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But like, honestly, I know I've said it before. I can't imagine
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in twenty twenty four that that that in the in the micro or the macro.
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I would not want to be investing in commercial real estate. That's just
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me and I know very little about it. Well, but I know you
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know a lot about Miami real estate, you know, Yeah, I wouldn't.
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I mean all of it is, yeah, a lot where we want
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to play. This paints the picture of Miami real estate right here. Rent
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rent, don't buy, you know what I mean? Like she's saying it,
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rerent, rent, don't buy because Miami's too hot to buy in.
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You have to rent because it's too hot hot hot. Well, then like
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move out, out out of Miami and get a place that is also just
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on the fringes of Miami. Not going to know or care. We'll hear
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the other ladies judge you bad. There's not It would be bad. It
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would be awful at the expense of what I mean, Like, it'll be
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bad for a hot second and then it'll be fine. Hot head up second,
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many hot seconds. Look, I uh, Alexia, she's handling herself
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in a very professional way, which as she is throwing heat in other areas,
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and it's brilliant, but we see it, and we see it very
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clearly. I mean, Lisa said it right, She's like, you're always
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talking over everybody. She's like, yes, because I have a lot going
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on that I don't want anybody to know about it except well, let me
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talk about it. So yeah, that look, I did love Frankie being
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picky though, I mean he was like, oh no, no, no,
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no, that sunglasses. No, no, He's right though it's too
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small. It shouldn't. You shouldn't have a room that small at forty five
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thousand dollars a month, I mean, the whole thing, Like Alexia said,
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it's like a beach rental. It's not a living space for family.
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Yeah, she said it. She said it, She said it, She
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said it. Frankie doesn't want a small room. He can't have a tub,
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and they can't he can't have a balcony. So I'm like, and
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so remind me again now why we want Frankie in a condo, because now
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I'm starting to think a house would be better, you know what I mean,
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with just like live and help. Well, that's that's the other part
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that's confusing to me, is like, okay, so the door, like
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the apartments, staff is there to entertain Frankie, like he's got to have
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that. Like then get like you're saying higher up. Yeah, I mean
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it might be just that he likes to go down schmooze with the people,
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which makes it. I mean it's like a friendly environment. There's people coming
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and going, regular people, like neighbors. He would be among. I
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could see it. I just I want aspects, the social aspect. Yeah,
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I get the social aspect, but you know what, I don't know.
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Okay, let's just move on. We can't spend any more time on
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that. I heart sorry, Amy, I have ten hours of notes on
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the on Frankie and his social engagements. Oh god, let's get let's get
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him out. He's ready to party. The fact that that place is more
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expensive than the place that they were already renting is insane. Anyway, whatever,
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Okay, that's the last thing I'll say about it. Because so something's
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very fucking shady. Okay, something is very uh So we're Gertie's, Julia
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and Nicole visit and they bring her in arked, and Nicole is like,
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I'm taking all the blame for the lunch. Someone helped me out. Like
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Nicole's basically like if Adriana does not own up to this, I'm gonna be
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really mad. And then, very conveniently, Gertie gets an invite on her
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phone and reads off everyone who's on the text thread and it's everyone except Nicole.
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That's me, And it doesn't bother Nicole, and she's over it.
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She doesn't care, and then she's weeping. Yeah, she doesn't care.
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She doesn't want friends who won't think the best of her. Amy. I
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think I'm allegedly I think she cares. I think she cares. No,
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sorry, sorry, I take it back, I take it back. She
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doesn't care. Those were tears of joy. Oh it was so mean girls
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like mean and girls in theaters near you, but like it was very mean
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girls in that moment, I did feel tired. Are they sponsoring this episode?
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It feels like it they should. Well, this is a perfect example
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of Alexia just isn't able to see anything right now. She's got her blinders
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big time on m Alexia. I'm drunk. I am wasted right now.
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I'm telling you, I've told you that I have problems with Alexis. Alexia
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and Nicole and Joe Gorga and Christine and Chris's and Christina's and Christine Baranski,
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you know, you get them all here. Wait, who are you saying?
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Is I am saying between Maysoul and Alexa that they are both blinded in
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their own corner and they, for whatever reason, they can't just get it
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in their head that Nicole really didn't mean anything super malicious by this. Oh
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not give it to Adriana. Oh god, no, oh my god,
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which is very funny for Adriana to watch unfold. She's like, I can't
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clean and they still are blaming Nicole enjoy it is crazy. And that's when
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I'm like, oh, she just needs to have a villain, and this
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is the Nicole's the wrong villain to have. They just got tired of Adriana.
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Well, Marisol said it. She's like, oh, I'm so tired
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of being mad at Adriana. She's just an asshole all the time. And
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I'm like this, so that just means that you can just be mad at
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anybody for no reason. Yeah, I'm just tired of Adriana being the bad
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guy. Like, I mean, I guess I kind of get it.
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I mean, let's rotate the bad guy. Adriana has been the bad guy
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for a really long time and she's like, I'm over it too. Let's
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know what she wanted that moment so bad, oh, and didn't get it
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when she brought Anna, like of course she wanted to maintain, you know
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what I mean, and the fact that it didn't land, and on top
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of it, like Nicole got blamed. It's like she was I think she
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went off scot free. Yes, but she absolutely is leaning into it and
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not getting it. And they're i mean, not receiving her accolades for I
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know. And it's like, I mean, Nicole's like, come on,
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you got to say something. She's like, I don't think I'm the one
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to blame, you know, she just stepped right up to the plate.
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But how about Nicole saying at Gertie's she was like, well, I'm not
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going to a single group event until someone calls and apologizes. I was like,
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well, good luck with that, because production is going to be like
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you're gonna go. And that was weird. Like the devastation on their faces
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was odd to me because I think that they really like Nicole and they are
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allies in this show. But like if I hear if I'm on one of
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these shows and I hear someone and refuses to go to a group events.
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I'm like, okay, cool, my spot is safe. On this show,
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she will be axed, you know what I mean, Like maybe she's
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not going to get a new contract. But yeah, she's like looking half
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at them and half at the producer like I'm not going. I'm putting my
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foot down. I'm like, okay, good luck with that, because yeah,
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it's like, okay, cool, I'll get another contract and okay that
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my spot's safe. That's how I would see that. So the fact that
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they were like no, I'm like, well, wait, isn't that good
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for you? If she doesn't go? You're playing like Traders? You know,
28:32
you're playing like the Traders on Peacock. That's how you're playing Housewives.
28:37
That's how you play girl. Yeah, you got to play the game.
28:40
And if you just sit there and tell me you're not going to play the
28:41
game, then I know I get to play and you don't. You know
28:45
who wants to play hard? Julia? Julia is she wants to be head
28:52
bitch in charge and she is trying it and it is very funny because she's
28:57
like, oh, okay, I know some information that involves Alexia Adriana you
29:03
wanna make sure I got a song the party. And I'm like, okay,
29:11
all right, like you're not the mafia boss. But she's kind of
29:14
showing up like that, like shows up with the fedora to like the whole
29:18
entry. Her entrance entrance was bonkers way to do why one of her horses.
29:33
It was so weird because she was like, I'm here to confront them
29:40
about this information and try to clear Nicole's name and like, here's my presence.
29:45
And it just was like, are you gonna sing another opera song?
29:48
Because that's what you're kind of like. I feel like at any second you're
29:52
gonna sing laud Traviata again. And and they're like, what vibe are you
29:57
bringing in here right now? Julia? What are you doing? It's us
30:03
Hello, like snapping her finger, Hello, it's just us. What is
30:07
happening? I think Julia is? I think Julia probably has this big come
30:15
to Jesus interview with the producers on camera that we never really we just saw
30:18
a little bit up they cut. It's so down right. Yeah. So
30:23
now she's walking in as though like, oh yeah, the audience really knows
30:29
what's happening, and like we barely know it was perfect. Yeah, they
30:33
did her wrong. They did her so wrong. Like she thought that there
30:36
was gonna be music in the back, like like she would look like a
30:41
badass coming in, you know, but it's all gonna be on a handheld
30:45
camera, Like which way is it going? There's gonna be I don't even
30:49
need to wear pants because they're gonna be a bit to be continued at the
30:52
bottom of the street. It's gonna cover whatever pants I wear. She's like,
30:56
Dina, today's my moment, and my tin is like, Okay,
31:03
you failed, you failed, you failed, you failed. Have you know
31:10
you did not see final edits? You did not see final I already know
31:15
you feel forty love. Get out. I'm trying to make tennis ball paintings.
31:27
You're still doing that. I never stopped, can stop, won't stop.
31:34
You failed? You failed? Oh my god? Yeah all right?
31:45
So uh oh, what let's talk about Lisa and Logan at the bank.
31:49
Oh my god. That outfit that Lisa awarded the bank was dynamic. I
31:57
don't remember was it? It was Leopard? No, it was a the
32:02
nicest cocktail dress I'd ever wear to the highest end cocktail event. Like I
32:09
don't even know I'd have that and save it for something so special. It
32:14
was a black lace cocktail dress, okay, with a I'm gonna be generous
32:20
here and say a conservative five inch heal chunk, five inch heial chunk,
32:24
just a five inch chunk and um and yeah, I mean he was super
32:30
cute and as little Oh my god, his little suit Richie rich suit is
32:35
Ritchie rich. Oh yes, Ritchie rich. Yeah. He was dressed like
32:39
the Wall Street bets, like that logo from Walls. You remember, like
32:45
the Wall Street Bets kid, look it up, That's what he dressed.
32:46
Okay, I believe it. Yeah. And also I felt we finally get
32:52
to hear Lisa's story about like her origin of growing up middle class and was
33:00
I mean, how she ever got there. I feel like she's finally being
33:04
vulnerable. Yeah, you know, just like showing the people that she worked
33:07
in customer service. You know, just wow, in several different places,
33:14
it just really stands out. I mean I can't relate, you know,
33:17
I mean, I was she's brave, really brave, and I love that
33:24
she owned it to the fact that, like she used to work hard and
33:28
then she's like, but when I got with Lenny, I started to get
33:31
comfortable. It's like no shit, like what well, yeah, and actually
33:37
with her and like I think it's later on that Alexia is like, yeah,
33:40
I know I sound like like an asshole basically that this forty five thousand
33:45
dollars condo is not good enough, like she I like when they can check
33:47
it. But Lisa doesn't quite get there. I know what you're saying,
33:52
Like she's but like the fact that she's like I grew up middle class,
33:58
like like that was like my parent teeth got bousers. Yeah. Yeah,
34:10
so she's back to really bothering me there in short. In short, she
34:17
is right back being totally annoying. Yeah, we had her back when they
34:24
were ganging up on her and we were like they don't even like her because
34:29
they just are exposing her for every every single thing on camera and they're giving
34:32
Lenny a case. But look, yeah, she's really annoying. Yes,
34:39
she's It's like she has no I think, like I don't know what she's
34:45
going for. Like you've got to be relatable in some way. We are
34:50
the ones that are going to buy that fucking butterfly perfume. Like you got
34:53
to come to us on some level here, and I wanted to be aspirational,
34:59
but at some point gotta give us a little bit of a wink.
35:00
That like smell Likehooters and ice cream, and it's gonna be bad by that,
35:09
right ice cream? That sounds that sounds great. I yeah, I
35:19
want to like her, but every episode she gives me a reason to like,
35:22
Yeah, she's the real villain. I mean, she's the real Like,
35:24
here's the thing. At this point, it's hard to not have her
35:29
side because we know Lenny to be such an a hole, but like she's
35:35
I'm sarting to see Lenny's side, Like I'm just hard to like be like,
35:39
I don't know, this happens a lot and I'm not saying it happens
35:43
all the time, but like a lot of times, assholes attract assholes,
35:47
So it is kind of like you can't say one worse so much better than
35:52
the other. Now he has all the power and I don't like him.
35:57
He scheves me out. I'm gonna give it to Lisa every single day.
36:00
But there are some things about Lisa that I would not you know, I
36:06
can see why she was attracted to Lenny. I know, yeah, the
36:10
money, you know, well yeah, and yeah, I mean he was
36:15
they met and she was a cocktail waitress in Vegas. He was a plastic
36:21
surgeon. H yeah. Okay, So like Amy, could you, like,
36:27
let's say you were single, would you marry someone just for the money,
36:30
Like, could you be so ungrounded that you were like, yeah,
36:34
I'm going to take this lottery ticket and marry it and have a lot of
36:37
No, I've had the opportunity and I didn't do it. Oh well,
36:42
here we go. I've had a couple opportunities and I didn't do it.
36:50
I'm not saying that these people asked me to marry them, but it would
36:52
have gone down that road and I could not do that. Okay, Well
36:58
that's the difference between it's just me and so whatever those personality traits that Lisa
37:02
has that would do that, that is what annoys me. I think,
37:07
well, and also and to her, like I come against her, and
37:10
then I also am like, you know, women supporting women. Okay.
37:14
It's like sometimes if you don't have faith in yourself, you don't feel like
37:20
you can do it, you don't have self worth. You start to lean
37:23
you want, you feel like you have to lean on something else as a
37:29
way out because you don't feel like you believe in yourself to be successful or
37:34
that you can do it on your own. And I think that a lot
37:37
of women fall into that, or at least used to. You know,
37:39
it's starting to become a bygone era, which is great. Yeah, I
37:44
guess what I just don't get is any time that these housewives forget their audience.
37:51
That's the thing that I'm like, well, like, the mass is
37:53
not the class. The class is not the masses kind of vibe like Lisa,
37:58
like most of your her fan base drives the car that you were just
38:02
totally making fun of or like, you know, middle class, Like that's
38:08
why are you acting like that's so bad? Like I guess that's my thing,
38:12
like be a little relatable here. See, I totally agree, And
38:16
yet I don't really want them to check themselves for us, because then that's
38:22
not going to be real to them. But so I do like that she
38:27
is kind of embarrassed and disgusted by middle class. Oh it's fun to watch,
38:32
for sure, Yeah, that's fun, but it is like you're so
38:36
out of touch. But yeah, one whine is there, You're so out
38:38
of touch? Yeah, Like I think like Julia probably has more money than
38:45
her. I never get the vibe. I never feel put down by jul
38:50
Like there's other Marisol. I never feel put down by Marisol. Whereas Lisa,
38:54
I feel like she's actively trying to put others down to boost herself up.
39:00
Yeah, she literally said on the show Emily Desis, she did,
39:04
she said my full name. It was weird and she said it right,
39:07
which was also like, how did she know? Did she know? I
39:09
mean, she's gonna get it, She's gonna get it done. Then she
39:13
was like Amy Phillips's podcast is the worst one out there, like so she
39:16
and that was weird too because she said it you were still yeah, you
39:20
were still in serious. It was like back in the day. It was
39:22
crazy. Yeah, they don't know the difference. So okay, all right,
39:30
Well, Larsa and Marcus and Sophia had a moment there and that was
39:36
wild. I mean, her daughter is so sweet and cute, and we
39:40
have seen her before. I think she's like the only one that shoots with
39:45
her, isn't she right? I think so? And she seems really fine
39:50
with Marcus and Larsa just like, yeah, I know it's weird that you
39:52
know, Marcus isn't your dad, Like, Okay, thanks for pointing that
39:59
out, pretty obvious. Also, like you're close in age, right,
40:06
They're closer in age the daughter Marcus, I would think probably yes, So
40:13
I mean the daughter probably has some memory of Marcus as kind of like the
40:15
cool teenager when she was probably well, I guess she would have been.
40:21
Well, it's not like their families hung out, but I'm sure she knew
40:23
of the you know, they knew of each other's families. Well, did
40:29
they were enemies? Well, but then Larsa has said that like she she
40:35
would like watch the Jordan kids. She said that, like they did hang
40:40
out some like Okay, Michael, Yes, Scotty and Michael might not have
40:45
been best pals, but I imagine the wives maybe maybe like because Larsa did
40:52
allude to like them having a lot of time together when they were all and
41:00
and he was younger and she was married. Let me just ask, Darlings,
41:04
was there any point in time where Larsa, Larsa Pippen, and Michael
41:12
Jordan's families like where they actually hung out together and their kids would have known
41:19
each other? So does anybody know? All right? So at Marisol's gifting
41:24
lunch, Larsa's sick, and we get to see Marisol's really fabulous party with
41:32
the pink Ostrich feather, like those table, those treaties on the table,
41:37
so cool, fifty dollar florals. I mean, she just really does know
41:43
how to do it up. My god, And we already talked about Julia's
41:47
entrance and Marisol is like, oh, Adrianna told me Nicole invited invited Anna,
41:58
so I believe her. I'm choosing. I just that's what. That's
42:01
my story, and I'm just sticking to him. And Alexia is like yelling
42:07
the whole time. She's like Todd says, Nicholas says, Nicole says that
42:10
she has the highest IQ. So you know what, you know what who
42:14
Anna is? You know who brought Anna? It's you like, like,
42:17
why is she? She's just constantly yelling. Nicole's not even there. And
42:22
then Julia tries to pipe in. She's like clear her name, you know,
42:30
And then Alexi and Marisol are like I They're just so exhausted. And
42:37
then Gertie shows up four days after her surgery and is really enjoying the retail
42:44
therapy and is having a great time. But then they're all like fighting and
42:49
fighting and fighting and now yeah, she kind of alludes to Kiki like not
42:53
all as well, but she doesn't want to talk about it, doesn't the
42:58
very beginning, Yeah later later later, Yeah, she's like a swim week,
43:02
but other than that, we'll talk later weeks. And then and then
43:08
the question comes up again, why was Anna there? You know, was
43:12
it Adriana and Nicole? And Alexia is like Nicole, definitely Nicole, And
43:17
then Julia tries to rain them in and is just basically calling out Adriana and
43:22
she's like, you know, I love you, and then Adriana is just
43:25
telling her to stop laughing, and she's laughing, and then essentially Adriana does
43:32
cop to it and says like I invited Anna with Nicole's blessing, and then
43:40
she was like basically admitting it bothered me Alexia that when you said when you
43:45
were calling Lisa out for driving Lenny's roles when you were driving Todds and it
43:51
was just hypocritical. It made no sense. But that was her excuse because
43:54
she said that to Anna in the car too, and then Alexi is like,
44:00
oh, he's my husband. So they're just back and forth, and
44:10
then Lisa arrives and then Alexia reads Lisa for filth, like straight away,
44:17
for coming in with an attitude and saying like we've been your friend and now
44:23
you're twisting this. And it's like this is when she's full out projecting away
44:30
from the Lenny stuff, full of yeah, well from the toddsuff I thought
44:36
Lisa got a little ambushed there. Yeah, so I say Lenny, I
44:39
meant yeah from the Todd stuff. Yeah, yeah, I just she came
44:44
in and she was like yeah. And I also could tell, like I
44:50
could tell she was making sure she didn't talk about the Lenny stuff. You
44:54
could he She's like, there, I had to deal with a legal matter.
45:00
And then AI was like legal matter. You know, her lips are
45:05
still moving. All you see is like Lenny, Letny, letny, Lenny
45:09
let me on her lips. And it's like, I don't have much to
45:13
say today. They're going back and post and just trying to save her.
45:22
Yeah, they didn't give her. She barely sat down. She sat down
45:27
in the wrong seat. You could say. She's almost like sharing a chair
45:30
with somebody. And then it was all over. Yeah, it was all
45:32
over. It was done. And then Gertie was like, I can't.
45:36
I can't, I can't, and then she was like, I lied earlier.
45:39
I need to have a second surgery on Tuesday. I've been trying to
45:43
hold it together, but I got a call on the uber on the way
45:45
here that I need to have surgery again because the margins weren't clear and they
45:51
have to cut out more, which is awful. And then she basically is
45:54
crying on the way out, saying, like nobody, She's pleading with everybody
46:00
that no one would really intentionally hurt anyone in this group, which she's wrong,
46:05
but that's okay. But she's like, if you want to help me,
46:08
then just make it right. I mean, even in that moment when
46:12
Gerty was pleading like Nicole would never hurt you, Marisol was like doing everything
46:17
I can not to roll my eyes like she just even in that moment when
46:23
you want so badly to like support her and do what she's saying, you're
46:27
like, you are still wrong, though you do know that people have bad
46:30
intentions on the Real Housewives, like that's how this works, Like, oh
46:37
god, what a nightmare for Gerty. Terrible. I know, I know,
46:42
but I mean, this is the part about knowing things that aren't on
46:45
the show in real time. That's great. Yeah, we at least know
46:50
for right now she's good. So that's that is comforting while watching this nightmare.
46:55
Yeah, and to know that she did have to go through the the
47:00
the multiple surgeries and then the chemo when she was hoping that like the one
47:05
surgery and then done, you know, but to know that she did have
47:08
to go through all that and we have to watch her find out every step
47:12
of the way, it is really tough to watch. And it's it is
47:15
amazing that she's like showing up, I mean truly, yeah, full glamm
47:22
h. Also like that top, I thought, like good on, like
47:28
she just I don't know, I would just be wearing like the bulkiest of
47:31
clothes after surgery, but she came like fully glammed out and gorgeous. H.
47:38
So yeah, thank you for your service, Gurdy oh to us as
47:44
the you gurty we I think we should take a break and then get into
47:50
uh below dick made. Yeah, okay, we're going to get into blow
47:55
dick me. Gita gets me every time. Wow, Kyle is tired,
48:07
you know, get him off of his bo get him on vacation, get
48:14
him in like a nice wellness, you know, spa like facility. He
48:21
needs to reset this guy. Well, it's also like it's only really been
48:28
maybe a week and a half since Sandy's big conversation with him, his earth
48:32
shattering conversation with Sandy. You know, it's probably only been about a week
48:37
and a half. And you're right, it's been months. But I'm like,
48:43
buddy, this is your chance right now to show Sandy that you've grown
48:47
and he will fail, Oh my god. And the fact that he's triggered
48:52
by her being like looking at the laundry room and just being like, god,
48:57
this place is a fucking miss. Well, Talia is not here.
49:00
You can really tell I can't be replaced, right Kyle. Now, I
49:05
will also say, Sandy, that was gross about about Natalia, Like yeah,
49:12
saying that to Kyle, Like like, I I question some of Sandy's
49:15
leadership skills this trip WHOA Because she also like she is counting this is the
49:24
charter where she is the most counting on people being the highest in spirits and
49:30
the most like fun and energetic and optimistic and happy crew that she can possibly
49:36
have. So she's gonna tell Kyle that Natalia would do a better job She's
49:40
gonna say in front of to me and Lily, to me, you're really
49:45
funny. I actually want you to do this little boat expedition, not Lily
49:51
like Kyle. You and Kyle hilarious. You got all your bits, all
49:54
right, you guys, get on that tender and just show them, you
49:58
know, show them who's all right right in front of Lily. So what
50:02
she's Lily's fine, Lily has her weaknesses and her strength. Lily shine by
50:08
the games. Lily shine with the games. Sandy put her on games.
50:14
I'm just saying there was a much better way to handle that reassignment than shitting
50:19
on her. Lily, I don't know. Look, Sandy's barking rules all
50:25
over that, you know, all over that vessel. She's gonna be putting
50:29
people in places that right in front of other people. You can't be on
50:32
this charter. Not on this charter you've got. If you really want to
50:37
be a good leader, you had better be flattering your crew and building them
50:40
up. She not saying Natalia, Oh, Kyle, you know Natalia,
50:46
you know the girl that you can't stand and hate and I said, made
50:51
you like a horrible person. She does a better job here Okay, they
50:59
want Oh you mean that Natalia. Yeah, that one. Here's the thing.
51:02
Kyle wasn't in laundry. That wasn't his job. That was Lily's.
51:07
So she's not shitting on Kyle. She's shitting on Lily. And she's making
51:12
it look like well I see her motive, and part of it is like
51:17
this is a shame because look at what the ship has become without Natalia.
51:22
And also, you know that is facts. That laundry room is is hell.
51:27
You know that's a vessel from hell, and that you can't you can't
51:31
take away that Natalia kicks ass in laundry. And I love the fact that
51:37
she's letting Kyle know, Look, she can't be replaced. She is good
51:42
at what she does. Period dot Save it for the next charter. Don't
51:47
do it when you are demanding that everybody be on their a gay mentally so
51:52
that they get because this was a special case this charter, because they were
51:58
a whiny baby and he's like I'm triggered. It's like, oh, get
52:01
over yourself. That laundry room is a mess, and you know it.
52:06
She could have gotten thirty better service out of Kyle, and that on that
52:12
charter. Had she not gotten in his head that he gave up four charters
52:17
ago. He's laying on the ground. Oh and then he's laying in his
52:22
bed. I have a boy, right, I gotta get you off this
52:27
vessel. Like he he's done. He's because a leader, Sandy needed to
52:34
dig deep and not say that shit. She could have gotten more out of
52:37
him. All right, Well, I think that she sometimes needs to prod
52:44
her people and just to give him a little one one and two little one
52:51
two step. And that is Kyle. You've been a whiny little bitch.
52:55
You drove Natalia away, and look at we're paying for it. And look
53:00
at what the word acting like Italia is still not great? Like I don't
53:06
enjoy inn Italian. Oh yeah, yea, we are not agreeing one.
53:16
Yep, there she is and a knit turtleneck. Amy Phillipsife, you sound
53:28
like Jeff and Stephanie. Here I come the charter. Guess I don't know
53:35
who Jeff and Stephanie are. I was like, I was not gonna clock
53:38
their names. I wasn't gonna put pen to paper on who I was watching
53:44
this charter, because I was like, it's a wash. They're not even
53:46
gonna leave the doc. I don't care who these people are really, No,
53:52
I just didn't. I just didn't put their names down. Oh,
53:57
Jeff and Stephanie, I need to know everything about them. No, they
54:00
did look like very interesting. Well, first of all, was Jeff.
54:02
Jeff was one of the neurosurgeons, right, Yeah, he was the he
54:07
was like I need a bigger glass for my red wine slashing. Yeah.
54:12
And he's the one that he was like the shirts yeah, Ralph Furley,
54:16
Yeah, those shirts are something else. Yeah, he was the one that
54:21
he and his wife kept fighting. I felt bad for her. Yeah,
54:23
well Jeff, I mean yeah, but I would think that you would be
54:28
so when they were stuck on the dock, I felt bad for them.
54:30
But I'm like, we're really going to get to know these people, Like
54:36
this is because they're getting They're they're gonna get be cagey and they were and
54:38
I don't blame him, and that does suck, but like you can't to
54:43
have the last charter be docked is also like the worst. And Sandy was
54:49
just like running around trying to figure out she was panicking, like she's out
54:53
of gas at this point, you know what I mean, Like people are
54:58
sick, they're leaving Constant. Haley finally is coming back, Laura's gone,
55:05
Natalia left, like there so much has happened here that you know. At
55:09
this point, she's just trying to figure out how the hell she can get
55:13
through this last charter. She's like, who's got puppets? Anyone have puppets?
55:16
All right? God, guests love puppets, you know what I mean?
55:20
Anything just and nothing was working, and I'm like, you guys got
55:23
modern dancers, like, oh please, never do that that way tough.
55:29
If I am ever on a boat, don't do that. Don't do that
55:32
to me. And I love dance, and I love dance. That's good,
55:37
but not that, not that that wasn't right close proximity. Yeah,
55:43
sweaty dancers near your you know, caviat what was to me thinking? But
55:49
Tomy's like Tommy grew up a dancer, so she was like dancers. She
55:57
was panicking. No one has anything left to get of. They couldn't put
56:00
out the water toys. They're screwed. You know. I thought it was
56:05
kind of interesting that it wasn't until that occasion that they started googling options for
56:13
the area, Like that made no sense. You would think that would be
56:17
like what you do first when you book it, when you Okay, they
56:23
don't have to rely on like the town because they're going to be in the
56:27
open seas, you know, but I gotta have, Yes, you got
56:34
to have, like this is what's going to happen if we're docked. Hey,
56:37
Google, how do you entertain a bunch of douchebags stuck at shore?
56:40
Huh? I have some ideas? Play gin Rummy Duck duck, goose,
56:51
pickup cereal boxes. Yes, that was. And that woman with no underpants
56:55
and the cameras, Oh my god, yeah, I mean she looked great.
57:00
I was like, I wish I could look that good. I wouldn't
57:02
be I think she was wearing a thong, but they so blurred it out
57:06
for effect. Hmmm, gotcha. Okay, yeah, Wow. They take
57:12
a tour of the port. They're like, wow, shipping containers. I
57:20
do think like the plan to go over to Port a Fena is smart?
57:22
Be it be like in a car like that's great? Yeah that was.
57:27
Finally they came across that after going down the list of things that were just
57:30
all terrible ideas. Hey, ah, we're gonna have you hold under this
57:36
rope and we're just gonna drag you from one us a boat slip to another.
57:39
All right, let's take turns. What the fuck is going on?
57:45
Like, Also, the guests just keep trying to like we figured it out.
57:50
It's actually not that bad out there, Sandy, Like they kept like
57:52
approaching different angles. It's like, no, it's still not gonna happen.
57:59
Guys. Here's what we're gonna do. One of you is going to die,
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and we're going to figure out who the murderer is. Okay, Kyle,
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don't get the rifle. What is happening? People have lost their minds?
58:14
Oh my god? I felt bad, and I do feel like that's
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the question I always ask did they get a refund? Is there a discount?
58:22
But I know terrible and those you know, those neurosurgeons, they work,
58:27
they work, Yeah, vacation and there is always an element of danger
58:35
with some also with those kind of vacations, because like you're going on a
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boat in the open waters, like, so shit could happen and there's still
58:43
not a refund. So unless it's like you know, I'm sure there's some
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circumstance, but I'm saying, like I guess you go into that vacation knowing
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this might not be what you thought it was going to be. M it's
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not like you for the battel. Yeah, I hope for the best.
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But yeah, when those modern dancers were dancing up on that teak, Kyle
59:07
was like, this guy is playing games. It was so funny. He's
59:15
like poetry and motion. Oh god, I loved it. It was so
59:20
funny. I do love Kyle, like he is so entertaining. But man,
59:25
he he retired like many charters ago. I see, this is the
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thing. I don't think he did. I think the reason why you think
59:36
he retired is because he's chilled out and is doing his job. Also,
59:39
he was sick for a long time. That's what I mean. He's been
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key, was sick, quote unquote. He's been low key. He's just
59:51
get out. You're not leaning into the drama. Okay, So I'm gonna
59:55
give you a little poke. Tell you is the best thing that's ever what
1:00:00
happened to us? There you go, Sandy, Good job, great leadership,
1:00:04
Sandy. Meanwhile, she's sexting with Luca, and Luca's sexting with her,
1:00:10
while he's sexting with Katie, and while he's having sex with Jessica.
1:00:16
You guess who's in Genoa Itatalia. Yeah. I feel bad for Jack because
1:00:23
you can tell he's like I got a thing for her, and he's like,
1:00:25
I don't care. I'm just gonna like I know she's in the Luca,
1:00:29
but like, I don't care. She's like responding to me, I
1:00:30
don't care that I'm gonna be the information person. Yeah, I'll be the
1:00:36
one used yeah to get in here. Yeah, there's always gonna be a
1:00:40
Jack in every situation or JT. And that's a summer how I'm sorry,
1:00:45
that's a Southern charm reference as a JT in the situation. But uh,
1:00:49
look, Jack's happy he can finally do what he wants to do, which
1:00:52
is what I don't know. I don't know. Well I met food wise
1:00:58
preparing food. Oh sorry, and he's like, i'll have to make pizzas.
1:01:04
I mean I'll have to make can have to make And I was like,
1:01:07
well, this is that that big of a deal, Like why what
1:01:09
do you want to make? Like what what is it that you know?
1:01:12
I couldn't place it, like I think there was an egg. I don't
1:01:15
know. Oh, yeah, he doesn't do eggs and he had to make
1:01:19
eggs. The eggs. Yeah, I think that. Uh, I don't
1:01:24
think the guests like that cold soup. I'm gonna say that cucumber. He
1:01:29
could do anything he wanted, and then he did a VISI sois. Yeah,
1:01:34
I don't think many people want that. No, it's just like a
1:01:37
smoothie basically, mm hmm, but like a savory smoothie. Yeah, under
1:01:46
the right circumstance, I might be into it, but you know, most
1:01:51
exactly, not so much. If I'm on a luxury yacht, I would
1:01:55
be into it because I would think anything on there has to taste so much
1:01:59
better because your brain thinks it should. Yeah, for sure. Yeah.
1:02:07
Lily and that marker exploding, I don't know what happened, but she was,
1:02:12
like they said, very lily of her, like that rarely ever happened.
1:02:15
How did that happen? I was confused by what kind of marker that
1:02:20
was, Like, yeah, it look like it looked like a dry race,
1:02:22
but I'm like, it's not an ink. Well like what yeah?
1:02:27
And then she couldn't touch anything because it would make it green, right,
1:02:30
she couldn't have beds. But then I'm like, God, they're already down
1:02:34
people. I really like Lily. Yeah, I like her too. Yeah,
1:02:42
she's bounced back. Well, nothing too much else happened on this episode.
1:02:46
It's just, you know, it is what it is. Now we're
1:02:50
ramping up because Natalia is going to come back next week. Is the season
1:02:53
finale? Yes, and we'll see what happens. Oh, she's going to
1:02:58
get together with Luca, right, and then we see that Jessica out of
1:03:02
nowhere like mix out with Max. Yeah, to make Luca jealous. Isn't
1:03:08
that like kind of what didn't you do that with Luca? Initially? This
1:03:15
is sounding to like kind of yeah, it does sound familiar. Yeah,
1:03:21
well I didn't mind her hooking up with Luca, but I like Lily,
1:03:24
and Lily doesn't seem like it's gonna bother her too much, Like she just
1:03:29
seems pretty chill. But I don't want Jessica to just Lily should not be
1:03:34
the collateral damage. Why did Lily and Max hook up? Amy? Do
1:03:38
you watch the show below deck? I remember that I cannot remember them.
1:03:45
Oh wait, I remember they were in the same bed. But I didn't
1:03:49
think anybody hooking up for like two charters. Now I just lost my headphones.
1:04:02
Now, who is Max? Who is this Max character? He joined
1:04:09
late, so maybe that's why you've not seen him. Maybe you just haven't
1:04:12
ran into him on the boat yet. But he joined a little later.
1:04:15
He's in the deck crew. So wait, So when she climbed into bed
1:04:18
with him last week, they had a hooking up at that point. Yes,
1:04:26
Oh wow, totally missed that. Totally missed it. Yeah, I've
1:04:35
been having a casual thing. She actually said that maybe she could marry him.
1:04:40
Yeah, she said that, so I don't wow. I think she
1:04:49
said her parents got married in twenty one days. But luke Max is just
1:04:53
like a fun thing she's doing on the boat. But who knows or something
1:04:56
like that. Oh okay, good, thank you for recapping it. I'm
1:04:59
so glad I listen to Drama Darling to get on a hot recaps. Here.
1:05:09
Look my head is somewhere else and it's on Natalia Grace. Okay,
1:05:14
Oh yeah, Emily and I So yesterday we had a little schedule snafu.
1:05:19
We are recapping it today right after this, So the bonus episode, if
1:05:25
you're wondering on Patreon, will be up this afternoon for Natalia Grace. Natalia
1:05:32
speaks The Curious Case of Natalia Grace Natalia Speaks season two on Discovery id AKA.
1:05:39
Also you can watch it on max I Discovered, and we are covering
1:05:45
that. I also have some like current news right now what I've been following
1:05:53
about what's actually happening as much as they can say, so I do have
1:05:57
updates on that as well, Emily. So I'm very excited to dig into
1:06:02
that with you, and I'll be recapping Maxim Lily and I don't care Neva
1:06:13
Eva, Well, I care about those two hooking up. Neva. We'll
1:06:23
get there. We're getting there. We're getting there. We are. So
1:06:28
that's the end of this recap, but we tune in hop on over to
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1:06:38
for Salt Lake City. The Southern Charm Reunion Part two is going to come
1:06:43
out later, I think on Monday, and okay, we'll be back on
1:06:47
the public feed on Thursday doing Beverly Hills. So lots going on, you
1:06:55
guys, So thank you so much for listening. Catch y'all later. By
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