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We’re Spending How Much on Halloween?! · It's Mom O'Clock

• 0:01
  Speaker A: Hello. You guys, stop. Isn't Mom o' clock yet? I'm going crazy. Heck
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  Speaker B: yeah. It's mom o' clock somewhere.
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  Speaker C: Food baskets and traditions. We can't quit. Let's do it, baby. This is our Halloween episode. Do you notice anything different on us? I
• 0:23
  Speaker A: know nothing. I see nothing.
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  Speaker C: Me either. You look beautiful.
• 0:27
  Speaker A: You look stunning.
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  Speaker C: You look insane.
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  Speaker A: I just came out of yoga class. I love that wig on you, though. Zen. My name is Lahuna.
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  Speaker C: I thought it was
• 0:41
  Speaker A: Bruschetta.
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  Speaker C: Bruschetta.
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  Speaker A: My name is Bruschetta.
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  Speaker C: Welcome back to my
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  Speaker A: McLau. I truly feel
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  Speaker C: it's spooky season.
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  Speaker A: Halloween.
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  Speaker C: Happy Halloween.
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  Speaker A: I love a wig. I love a wig.
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  Speaker C: You just love not being yourself.
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  Speaker A: Do you know what I'm craving so fucking hard? I am craving an adult Halloween party.
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  Speaker C: Craving
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  Speaker A: a corset. The tightest corset. My boobs up to my chin. A wig, a mask. Nobody knows who I am. Wait, why wouldn't you have a
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  Speaker C: Halloween party?
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  Speaker A: I mean, I might do it.
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  Speaker C: I'm craving that.
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  Speaker A: How fun is that?
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  Speaker C: So fun.
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  Speaker A: And like, don't call me my name. I am not me. No, I am not you.
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  Speaker C: I agree.
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  Speaker A: Let's do it.
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  Speaker C: I would love that.
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  Speaker A: Let's do it.
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  Speaker C: I would love that.
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  Speaker A: Okay, Halloween's
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  Speaker C: like over. And the best part is Halloween's on a Saturday.
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  Speaker A: We're raging. My house. Adults only. Leave the children. Where do the kids go? I
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  Speaker C: don't know. We need babysitters. Okay, let's get into it. This is our Halloween episode. If you haven't noticed, it's Halloween. Halloween in a couple days. And we're talking all things Halloween as a mom combined of four.
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  Speaker A: And that's just what we are now. And a mama four. Mama four plus dog. Fine.
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  Speaker C: He has to be included.
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  Speaker A: Of course. Of course he's included.
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  Speaker C: All right, let's start. Right off the bat. Who's picking the Halloween costumes?
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  Speaker A: Well,
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  Speaker C: who the fuck picked your Halloween costume?
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  Speaker A: My daughter is obsessed with Moana. You're obsessed with yourself.
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  Speaker C: I'm just making sure
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  Speaker A: my bangs are in there. So I think this is my last year that I could do a family costume. Why
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  Speaker C: do you think that you have a three year
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  Speaker A: old a family costume? Where, like Vienna dictated. She's Moana. Joey's Maui. He's so excited to have the big muscles. Maui. Big brother.
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  Speaker C: Why isn't he deciding?
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  Speaker A: Because this is the. This is allowed. He's allowing it. I don't think next year Joey will allow it. Right?
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  Speaker C: He'll be with
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  Speaker A: his friends. Heihei the chicken. She is the cutest outfit. I am Moana's mom. Joey is Moana's dad. Chief of Tahiti. And I,
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  Speaker C: chief of Tahiti.
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  Speaker A: And that's our family.
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  Speaker C: You genuinely no, like, genuinely look like Moana.
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  Speaker A: I know. I need to take a
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  Speaker C: picture of you. It's insane.
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  Speaker A: I am Moana as I chew with Starburst.
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  Speaker C: Wait, I'm taking a video.
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  Speaker A: Moana. I'm obsessed with this hair. How do you
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  Speaker C: spell Moana?
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  Speaker A: M, O, A, N, A. That is me. I am she. Vienna looks like Moana, though.
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  Speaker C: No?
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  Speaker A: She definitely does. She has a wig, too.
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  Speaker C: Is hers like that?
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  Speaker A: Hers is amazing. Yeah. Oh, and my mom is the grandma.
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  Speaker C: Oh, my God, the grandma. Remember the grandma in it?
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  Speaker A: Yep.
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  Speaker C: This is so funny.
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  Speaker A: We have the whole family. What are you guys. I feel like you've been holding out. You're not telling me.
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  Speaker C: No, I just. Because, you know, I like. I don't like to be like, cartoon characters. I like to be like, something real. So we're being the Sandlot. I'm Wendy. Michael's.
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  Speaker A: Oh, cute
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  Speaker C: Squints. Geo's, Benny the Jet. And Bama is the dog.
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  Speaker A: What's the dog's name?
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  Speaker C: What's the dog's name in Sandlot?
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  Speaker A: The Beast.
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  Speaker C: Hercules.
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  Speaker A: Oh,
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  Speaker C: the Beast. But they call him the
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  Speaker A: Beast. I just watched it. You
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  Speaker C: did? Oh, really? Yes. That's what we're being. I was gonna do Curious George.
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  Speaker A: So what are you. What are you gonna wear?
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  Speaker C: I'm Wendy. Red lipstick.
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  Speaker A: Why aren't you Wendy? Oh, you are Wendy. Are you gonna wear a red bikini?
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  Speaker C: Not a bikini. She wears a one piece. You're
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  Speaker A: wearing a red one piece. That is the best scene. So I watched that movie with my six year old, okay.
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  Speaker C: And Michael Squints, obviously,
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  Speaker A: my six year old. He doesn't have crushes yet. But like, that scene where Wendy is. I want a card stand. Yeah, no, everyone wants Wendy. But like, I'm trying to. I was trying to, like, watch my kid watch the scene because, like, the boy. The boys in the movie are, like, drooling over the girl rubbing in the suntan lotion. And I was just, like, wondering if, like, Joey was feeling like. That's weird. Like, why are they. Why do they think that she's so hot? He kind of was just, like, watching it. Like, he didn't. He didn't feel
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  Speaker C: so. Yeah,
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  Speaker A: we'll try again in a couple years.
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  Speaker C: Yeah. Okay. So
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  Speaker A: iconic, though. That's.
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  Speaker C: You don't think
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  Speaker A: we're Moana? I think this is My last year where one of my kids could dictate. What? Like, last year. This is my last year. I can
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  Speaker C: dictate.
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  Speaker A: I can dictate. That's the thing. Probably.
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  Speaker C: Yeah, definitely.
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  Speaker A: Yeah.
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  Speaker C: I'm resetting the
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  Speaker A: shoes. Although, have you taken your kid to Spirit Halloween? Because my kids have gone 17 times already. I
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  Speaker C: know. Why do they love Spirit Halloween?
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  Speaker A: They love it. It is like a play Play spot. But
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  Speaker C: they. But they, like, they already picked out their costumes. So what are they looking for?
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  Speaker A: Anything and everything. Joey got a chainsaw the other day.
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  Speaker C: For what?
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  Speaker A: Cause my mom was with them and he wanted a chainsaw.
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  Speaker C: And this is why your husband sits you down, doesn't have his mom spending money.
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  Speaker A: But it was my mom. That's my mom.
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  Speaker C: Okay. She did all that. All right, so I'm in my last year of me picking. You're in your last year of your kids picking and. No, you're
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  Speaker A: in your last year of
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  Speaker C: it being in together
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  Speaker A: family.
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  Speaker C: So you think you're. Do you think you're gonna dress up still after this?
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  Speaker A: Yeah, Like, I would like to. Like, Joey has a Halloween dance at school. Like, I like to. I would like to dress up. Like, I like to dress up. I want to wear this to the Halloween dance. Like, I'm wearing this. I'm wearing this wig now until October. You would love
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  Speaker C: a wig.
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  Speaker A: I love a wig. I love. I think I love not being myself. No,
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  Speaker C: literally. Which is crazy because we just talked about self love.
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  Speaker A: I love yourself, but I also love not being myself.
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  Speaker C: Yeah, you love your stuff, but you just.
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  Speaker A: We are human contradictories. Yes.
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  Speaker C: Okay, so that's fair. So I just feel like, when did your kids start deciding what you're wearing?
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  Speaker A: Like, like,
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  Speaker C: this year?
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  Speaker A: No, these last couple years. Like, last year, Vienna wanted to be Dorothy. And she's
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  Speaker C: in
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  Speaker A: charge. She's in charge. She's the show. And we're just the background dancers. Yeah. Yeah.
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  Speaker C: Okay.
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  Speaker A: Yeah.
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  Speaker C: Okay. So that was your first year. So you think last year?
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  Speaker A: Yeah, like, no. But then the year before that. No, like, the year before that. Like, I made Vienna a donut, and we were police officers. Like you. Like, we were still picking, I think at like, 3 and 4 is when the kids pick, like, tell you what to do. Yeah.
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  Speaker C: Okay.
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  Speaker A: Yeah.
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  Speaker C: Gio probably. No, there's no way he was picking this year. Right?
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  Speaker A: No. 3. 3 is like. Cause Rocco would go to Spirit Halloween. Rocco also. I mean, my kids have 100 costumes.
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  Speaker C: Right.
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  Speaker A: He also picked out a skeleton costume, but he wants to be. Hey, hey. Do you Think they're gonna dress up at
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  Speaker C: school?
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  Speaker A: Yeah.
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  Speaker C: Like our school?
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  Speaker A: I think so. I mean, they should do, like, a little Halloween parade. I'm getting an
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  Speaker C: outfit. What should he be? I take him to spirit Halloween?
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  Speaker A: No, come to my house. I bought 30 costumes.
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  Speaker C: What is he gonna be at school? I'm gonna make him be Catboy or the Gekko from PJ Masks.
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  Speaker A: Yeah, he loves
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  Speaker C: Gekko. He's the green one. He says. Okay, so to us. I feel like I can answer for you. Costumes aren't for a picture. Like, we generally like being in our costume.
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  Speaker A: True,
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  Speaker C: true.
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  Speaker A: I do. But
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  Speaker C: you do want.
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  Speaker A: My husband hates it.
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  Speaker C: Hi. It's Halloween.
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  Speaker A: He hate. He hates with a capital H. Halloween. You do like
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  Speaker C: Gumby costumes? I
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  Speaker A: do like Michael
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  Speaker C: wears a T shirt and glasses.
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  Speaker A: I mean, he's being Maui and he has a wig just like this. And is
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  Speaker C: he wearing the
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  Speaker A: wig? Yeah. I mean, he has to. Vienna said.
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  Speaker C: Where do you guys go following again? Because you don't come with us.
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  Speaker A: Well, this is the first year. Every year we went with our dear friends the Ridges. But I have to say now, like, when your friend. When your kids start making friends, it's like they're the Cranford people. So they go with their Cranford friends and they run ahead. And Joey doesn't know those people. So now Joey's gonna want to
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  Speaker C: go with his.
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  Speaker A: Go with his. Once the kids get older. I don't know. We'll probably go with neighborhood.
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  Speaker C: I can't take you seriously in this fucking world.
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  Speaker A: Why? I'm Zen.
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  Speaker C: You're so Zen. Okay, so no costume changes. We're being one costume this year. Unless they have a school now. So.
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  Speaker A: No, Joey is also Pikachu.
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  Speaker C: But, like, when do they dress up?
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  Speaker A: Well, there's a lot of things nowadays. There's a thousand events. There's a Halloween parade.
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  Speaker C: Why are they changing?
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  Speaker A: Well, because it's not all in one day. Then there's a Trunk or treat. There's a dance,
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  Speaker C: but should
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  Speaker A: be town concert. I mean, you can be. Or you could do different things. I miss the days of Halloween and in the 90s where there was nothing else. All you did was go get dressed up, grabbed your pillowcase, pillowcase, Went out with your friends, went trick or treating, and then Halloween was over. There was no. I was decorated for
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  Speaker C: Halloween seven years in a row.
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  Speaker A: I was a robber a lot.
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  Speaker C: Seven years.
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  Speaker A: You had a Passy. I had a
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  Speaker C: onesie on Passy Pinktails.
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  Speaker A: I get told what age.
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  Speaker C: Probably like middle school.
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  Speaker A: That's hysterical. And I could see it.
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  Speaker C: Why?
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  Speaker A: Why would
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  Speaker C: I want to be that? It's crazy. Okay, let's get into boo baskets.
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  Speaker A: Yes. That's
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  Speaker C: what actually is going in them.
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  Speaker A: Never made one. I'm too worried about my laundry basket. I mean everybody. What is a boo basket?
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  Speaker C: So my boo. I like making them. So I feel like I don't make.
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  Speaker A: And like who do you pick to get a boo basket?
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  Speaker C: Just my nieces.
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  Speaker A: Oh my God. Did you make them for the teachers?
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  Speaker C: No, but I should.
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  Speaker A: No. Why? Because then I want to. Can you make one for me? How? You're gonna make them for all the teachers and I'm gonna look like this. I only have two
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  Speaker C: teachers.
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  Speaker A: Oh, I forgot. Okay, make them for the teachers. Do it. Do you want me to give mine back and you can give them one?
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  Speaker C: So anyway, I made boo baskets
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  Speaker A: are so cute
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  Speaker C: for the my nieces and nephews. So just Claudia Savvy, Nicholas, Giovanni, Scotty, cuz she's my goddaughter.
• 10:10
  Speaker A: My kids chop liver. No
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  Speaker C: chop.
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  Speaker A: If you had one, maybe
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  Speaker C: you have three.
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  Speaker A: I can't.
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  Speaker C: I can't do more. I know. I do your kids at Christmas. So
• 10:19
  Speaker A: don't. I said don't. I said last year. We're done.
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  Speaker C: Okay. So then I made boo baskets for my sister in law, my babysitter and my cousin. And you got like a half assed mom.
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  Speaker A: I loved mine.
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  Speaker C: Yeah. That's to a day.
• 10:35
  Speaker A: Yeah,
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  Speaker C: I'm just like, that's. That's just who I am. Like I. I like to do that for other people. Like and that's just. I'm a boo basket girl. And now I have to make it for the teachers and I forgot. But I feel like it's like Halloween. Like what about Christmas? Now I feel like I'm sucking up. If I do it right now.
• 10:48
  Speaker A: I agree. Don't do it.
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  Speaker C: No, I'm not. It's weird. I'm gonna do Christmas though.
• 10:51
  Speaker A: Only because like I feel like Halloween in itself is really just supposed to be. Why are
• 10:55
  Speaker C: you panic eating starburst?
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  Speaker A: I'm not. I'm starving. I didn't eat anything and I'm pumpkin. All right, I'll stop. It's Halloween. What candy do you like?
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  Speaker C: We didn't bring in any.
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  Speaker A: Are you gonna let your kid e.
• 11:06
  Speaker C: Yeah.
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  Speaker A: No. Are you gonna go through it first? I
• 11:09
  Speaker C: bought the. I am the house that has the best candy. Although no one comes to my house. Cause I live in a town
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  Speaker A: hall. What candy? Does your house give big?
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  Speaker C: No. I know you give big. I give mini But I give the best ones.
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  Speaker A: How is that? Good? Good? What? Mini. What?
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  Speaker C: I got mini everything. Every chocolate you could think of, Any candy you could think of, any sour thing you could think of. I got, like, six bags from Target, and I put out, like, three buckets.
• 11:32
  Speaker A: I want the big Hershey's. Why you get the big. You give the big Starburst pack red. Do you give that? But no one comes to our house. No, I don't.
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  Speaker C: Because you live next to crack addicts.
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  Speaker A: Actually, the crackheads will come,
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  Speaker C: literally. So I do boo baskets for my.
• 11:47
  Speaker A: Wait, I have a quick story.
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  Speaker C: We're done with the boob
• 11:50
  Speaker A: baskets. No, it's. It's. No, you actually finish your boobaskets thought, and then I'll tell you a funny
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  Speaker C: story. No, I don't have a thought. I just. I do boo baskets for my own family and
• 11:58
  Speaker A: then.
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  Speaker C: Family.
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  Speaker A: Do you give your husband one?
• 11:59
  Speaker C: No. That would be so funny, though.
• 12:02
  Speaker A: Chop liver. Boo. You're giving him that wig later.
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  Speaker C: Yeah. I scared the shit out of my son when I put this wig on. No.
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  Speaker A: Because I didn't know it was Mommy.
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  Speaker C: Like, he was like. He was just like. I actually felt so bad. He was, like, in his own world. Yeah.
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  Speaker A: Like,
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  Speaker C: la, la, la. Yeah. And he, like, looked up from his toy, and I could see on his face that his mom was gone.
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  Speaker A: He was
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  Speaker C: like, mom. And I was
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  Speaker A: like, what eats me? I'm like, I actually
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  Speaker C: felt so bad.
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  Speaker A: You look like a mom.
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  Speaker C: I
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  Speaker A: was
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  Speaker C: wearing that one. I think
• 12:30
  Speaker A: you kind of look like a Sherry.
• 12:33
  Speaker C: I look like Sherry?
• 12:38
  Speaker A: Sherry.
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  Speaker C: I feel like I look like a fucking witch.
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  Speaker A: You could look like a witch, too.
• 12:44
  Speaker C: Yeah.
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  Speaker A: You could either look like a sexy. You're gonna rob a bank, or you could look like Sherry. I should have, like, a
• 12:49
  Speaker C: long nose and, like, big ears.
• 12:51
  Speaker A: Yeah.
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  Speaker C: And a hat on.
• 12:52
  Speaker A: Yeah.
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  Speaker C: Yeah.
• 12:55
  Speaker A: I would not do well with bangs.
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  Speaker C: You're absolutely sweating in that. And that.
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  Speaker A: No, I am happy
• 13:00
  Speaker C: you do not like that hair. For real.
• 13:02
  Speaker A: I love it. I want it. I love it. I love it. I think it's the headband. The headband. I
• 13:08
  Speaker C: love that. It's untamed, too.
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  Speaker A: Yeah. I like. I just. Like, this is how I feel. I think this is, like, how I feel. Like, I just woke up.
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  Speaker C: I think this is me. My hair is, like, perfectly
• 13:17
  Speaker A: curled. Yeah, right.
• 13:18
  Speaker C: I love it, too.
• 13:21
  Speaker A: Should we go to pickup like this?
• 13:22
  Speaker C: Oh, my God.
• 13:24
  Speaker A: Imagine. Oh,
• 13:24
  Speaker C: she's there now.
• 13:25
  Speaker A: Okay. So she texts saying, like, he's received.
• 13:29
  Speaker C: I'm sending this to. No, she didn't yet.
• 13:33
  Speaker A: I I do have to say, I keep thinking in the back of my mind about all the people that we're starting to. Since we're growing. Like, the people. Oh, my God. That are just
• 13:41
  Speaker C: watching us do
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  Speaker A: this right now. That are watching us. I have to say it. I'm so scared
• 13:45
  Speaker C: they're gonna be like, who the fucking hell?
• 13:47
  Speaker A: Yeah. Like, the PTA moms now. Like, I'm. I'm probably getting judged.
• 13:51
  Speaker C: You.
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  Speaker A: I don't care. They
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  Speaker C: probably love you. They love you for doing this. They love you.
• 13:57
  Speaker A: Okay,
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  Speaker C: so
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  Speaker A: that's what I'm just gonna keep telling myself.
• 14:01
  Speaker C: We just talked about how much you love yourself.
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  Speaker A: No, I do. I do. And I love us. So if you don't.
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  Speaker C: My head is so itchy, I want to die right now.
• 14:08
  Speaker A: Oh, mine's not. I'm fine because I just smoked a fat J. Do you have another?
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  Speaker C: You actually, like, you look very good in that wig, though, I have to say.
• 14:17
  Speaker A: And, like, suit
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  Speaker C: your face. This
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  Speaker A: is my.
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  Speaker C: Maybe because it's, like, hiding it
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  Speaker A: new personality. Thank you. I am wearing this until Halloween, but for my adult party, I'm gonna spice it up.
• 14:30
  Speaker C: Wait, I wish you planned the adult party because
• 14:32
  Speaker A: I'm planning it.
• 14:33
  Speaker C: Halloween's on a Saturday.
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  Speaker A: We're gonna do it. I gotta ship the kids
• 14:38
  Speaker C: somewhere.
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  Speaker A: Where? I don't know.
• 14:42
  Speaker C: Somewhere.
• 14:42
  Speaker A: I guess my mom could take them.
• 14:44
  Speaker C: Where? To her house. Have they ever been there?
• 14:46
  Speaker A: Yes. It's so funny. It is such a.
• 14:48
  Speaker C: Wait. Have they ever been
• 14:49
  Speaker A: to your mom's house? We talk about it all the time. It's the fucking funniest thing. My mom lives in a one bedroom apartment by. And they know Nana's house. Like, we've been there plenty. But, like, majority of the time, she's babysits at my house, because why wouldn't she? Yeah, but the small occasion that they go to her house is like, a treat. And then, like, I have no kids in the house, I'm like, whoa, this is crazy. Wait. Oh, they
• 15:09
  Speaker C: stay there sometimes.
• 15:10
  Speaker A: They've never actually slept there, But I guess October 31st is gonna be their first day sleeping at Nana's.
• 15:15
  Speaker C: Yeah. Maybe Gio will go too.
• 15:16
  Speaker A: Gio can go.
• 15:17
  Speaker C: Perfect. Yeah. They can get lost in a one bedroom. Is it decorated?
• 15:22
  Speaker A: I mean, I told you, her living room is a playroom. She has all the toys for the kids. She
• 15:27
  Speaker C: does?
• 15:27
  Speaker A: Yeah. She's at it forever.
• 15:29
  Speaker C: So anyway, what else about Halloween? Like, what are some other things?
• 15:34
  Speaker A: Well, when I go trick or treating, I go with a full bar in my wagon, and I Absolutely. Love it. Like, trick or treating is so fun for me.
• 15:41
  Speaker C: Yeah. Because you. It's like, easier with the wagon, right?
• 15:44
  Speaker A: Yeah, I do a wagon. Joe and I have our drinks and the kids run. And
• 15:50
  Speaker C: what is this stage where, like, you don't get nervous that, like, they're running away?
• 15:53
  Speaker A: Joey. Definitely not nervous. Vienna. I feel like I'm hitting. I went over the fence. Like, over the hump of, like, being scared. Like, three, three and up three. Three is a crucial changing point. And
• 16:03
  Speaker C: is it?
• 16:04
  Speaker A: Yeah.
• 16:04
  Speaker C: Okay.
• 16:05
  Speaker A: I do think so.
• 16:08
  Speaker C: Third birthday's coming,
• 16:09
  Speaker A: like, in a year,
• 16:10
  Speaker C: literally. In, like,
• 16:11
  Speaker A: would you run across the street? Maybe.
• 16:16
  Speaker C: Maybe.
• 16:17
  Speaker A: Yeah.
• 16:17
  Speaker C: Yeah. Like, I have that thought still.
• 16:19
  Speaker A: Right? Like, Rocco might, but, like, he most likely wouldn't, but still. I mean, he's like
• 16:25
  Speaker C: a lunatic.
• 16:26
  Speaker A: My favorite. My favorite thing on Instagram right now is when a mom is, like, going through the motions of trick or treating. They're like, make sure you say, thank you, honey. Oh,
• 16:35
  Speaker C: yeah, yeah,
• 16:36
  Speaker A: yeah. Like say trick or treat and then they just go. And then someone's holding like a wine glass. She's like, it's not really water.
• 16:44
  Speaker C: Yeah, I saw that. That's so funny. I know. I just feel like we. Steph street is like, insane.
• 16:51
  Speaker A: Oh, yeah. Well, that's how Cranford was. But I. We could come to you. We could go there.
• 16:54
  Speaker C: You should.
• 16:55
  Speaker A: Yeah.
• 16:55
  Speaker C: It's a Saturday, so it's like more fun now.
• 16:57
  Speaker A: Yeah,
• 16:58
  Speaker C: it's gonna be packed.
• 16:59
  Speaker A: It will be Saturday. Do they set up tables in the front or you go to the door? Cuz now trick or treat. Like trick or treating in Cranford, they set up actual tables.
• 17:08
  Speaker C: Yeah, most.
• 17:09
  Speaker A: Which isn't even fun for like. Like the whole, like,
• 17:12
  Speaker C: point is to ring the
• 17:13
  Speaker A: door. It's like ring the doorbell. Like, that's the fun part. Now you just put a. Yeah. Now it's
• 17:16
  Speaker C: like a whole festival.
• 17:17
  Speaker A: Do you leave a bucket out?
• 17:19
  Speaker C: Yeah, cuz I'm at home,
• 17:20
  Speaker A: right.
• 17:20
  Speaker C: So I leave them out. I mean, it's gone.
• 17:22
  Speaker A: It's also really fun if you stay home and you get a lot of people and you're the person.
• 17:28
  Speaker C: How do you do that when you're not. When your kids are older, I guess
• 17:31
  Speaker A: you're not going with them, right?
• 17:32
  Speaker C: How am I not going to go with them?
• 17:34
  Speaker A: Always going to go.
• 17:35
  Speaker C: What age do you not go with your kids trick or treating?
• 17:40
  Speaker A: 12, 11,
• 17:42
  Speaker C: 13.
• 17:43
  Speaker A: Does your son go alone?
• 17:45
  Speaker C: You go with him. So
• 17:46
  Speaker A: how old is he? I say 12.
• 17:50
  Speaker B: He's 10, but he's going on like 16.
• 17:52
  Speaker C: Oh, yeah. He's.
• 17:53
  Speaker A: If they. If they have a phone. But I still
• 17:54
  Speaker C: wouldn't.
• 17:54
  Speaker A: If they have a phone and you go around the neighborhood, maybe I don't let my kids go around the block. Like, I don't let. I. I will. Not
• 18:03
  Speaker C: again. Crackheads live next door, so. Yeah, I understand.
• 18:06
  Speaker A: True. I'm trying to make a documentary about it.
• 18:08
  Speaker C: Literally.
• 18:11
  Speaker A: Yeah, I want to.
• 18:12
  Speaker C: Oh, my God. Because you can film it.
• 18:15
  Speaker A: We should.
• 18:16
  Speaker C: No, no, literally
• 18:17
  Speaker A: day to life. Blow their asses up. I want them. There's four. There's living in the
• 18:22
  Speaker C: non criminals in jail right now. Meanwhile, there's crackheads on the street.
• 18:25
  Speaker B: We made one. And you presented it to the cops. They would realize they're.
• 18:30
  Speaker A: So let's do it. My name is
• 18:33
  Speaker C: children. How
• 18:33
  Speaker A: do you
• 18:34
  Speaker C: not.
• 18:35
  Speaker A: We. I know.
• 18:37
  Speaker C: Like, I would. I would not go home if I was you.
• 18:40
  Speaker A: I know, but you say that, but, like, then where am I going? Like.
• 18:44
  Speaker C: Like, where am I going?
• 18:45
  Speaker A: No, that's why I got nervous. Joey running across the street and
• 18:48
  Speaker C: I watched him go through the bushes because he's crossing in front of Crackhead's house.
• 18:52
  Speaker A: I understand. I'm living it. It's God awful.
• 18:56
  Speaker C: Ugh. Ugh. Halloween especially. They're gonna be like real crackheads now.
• 19:01
  Speaker A: Oh, my God.
• 19:02
  Speaker C: They're gonna be.
• 19:03
  Speaker A: And they have these black cats that also live with them. Halloween, so scary.
• 19:06
  Speaker C: I'm sure.
• 19:08
  Speaker A: Sometimes the black cat comes up to my porch. And my biggest thing now is for the kids to keep the door shut and locked.
• 19:14
  Speaker C: I know.
• 19:14
  Speaker A: Like, have
• 19:15
  Speaker C: to,
• 19:16
  Speaker A: because, I mean, what if the cats are on the loose and
• 19:18
  Speaker C: they can come right into your house?
• 19:20
  Speaker A: More scared of the cat. I'm more scared of the cat. One
• 19:21
  Speaker C: time a dog came running into my front door.
• 19:23
  Speaker A: Yeah, same. My neighbor's door.
• 19:25
  Speaker C: Scary
• 19:26
  Speaker A: dog. My neighbor's dog.
• 19:27
  Speaker C: So what about, like, the scary part of Halloween?
• 19:30
  Speaker A: My kids are starting to have bad dreams. I
• 19:31
  Speaker C: know. Geo too. I'm not taking Gio into spirit Halloween. No,
• 19:34
  Speaker A: you'll get scared. You shouldn't. They have the craziest scary sins. I know. So my mom and dad, when we were away, took the kids and it was weird
• 19:42
  Speaker C: to hear you say mom and dad.
• 19:43
  Speaker A: They stay. Yeah.
• 19:44
  Speaker C: Your mom and dad.
• 19:45
  Speaker A: My mom and dad have a mom and a dad. They were together who just called
• 19:48
  Speaker C: me. No, he's fine.
• 19:52
  Speaker A: They went to spirit Halloween and that night Rocco had like a.
• 19:56
  Speaker C: How do you know he's having a bad night? Well,
• 19:58
  Speaker A: he says. He said I have a bad dream. And Vienna. God, Vienna said she had a bad dream and she Was like, there was a man in my room. Now I'm scared. Like, what man is in your room? I was so scared. You know when, like, your kid is a baby and they're looking past you like, they're like. And they say, like, mommy. And they're like, aunt. I'm literally so scared. So I'm like, who's behind us?
• 20:21
  Speaker C: No, I'll freak out. Gio has done that before. Oh, wait, she sent me a picture of Gio in the car.
• 20:27
  Speaker A: Is he happy?
• 20:28
  Speaker C: No. Sad. Looks very sad.
• 20:30
  Speaker A: Don't you love? I love when school sends a picture and I can tell. I know my kid's face. I know he was just fucking crying. I know. Five hours smile for the picture. And he's like,
• 20:39
  Speaker C: I'm waiting for them to post. They post right away. Do you look at them every day?
• 20:42
  Speaker A: Yeah, but mine don't post till later usually. Yeah,
• 20:46
  Speaker C: because you're three o'. Clock. Yeah, I'm one o'. Clock.
• 20:51
  Speaker A: But Halloween for kids is so fun.
• 20:53
  Speaker C: I mean, it's so fun. But I feel like I'm still an age where he really doesn't understand yet. Yeah. When does it get better? I've been understanding for 30 years. I
• 20:59
  Speaker A: think three, I'm telling you.
• 21:01
  Speaker C: Okay. He'll know what time. Although he's saying now he'll see, like, a pumpkin or something. Like Halloween.
• 21:05
  Speaker A: Yeah. Rocco is, like, full in it.
• 21:07
  Speaker C: Yeah. He knows he gets to dress up.
• 21:08
  Speaker A: Yeah. Like, my kids right now are in, like, the primetime ages of everything. Like, Like, Halloween, Christmas. Like, this is, like, the glory days.
• 21:18
  Speaker C: Can't wait. I'm so excited. Christmas. I think he's gonna be a little bit more on board. Yeah, but I was just gonna say something. You know what I can't stand? What? You're gonna die when a family. I'm not saying dress up together, but, like, coordinate. Like, you're
• 21:31
  Speaker A: matching. Like we're doing Moana.
• 21:33
  Speaker C: Yeah. Like, you
• 21:34
  Speaker A: can't stand that.
• 21:35
  Speaker C: No, I love that. I'm saying I can't stand when a family. Like, one kid's a dinosaur and, like, the other kid's a dalmatian. Like, why are we doing that? Like,
• 21:43
  Speaker A: just not matching.
• 21:44
  Speaker C: I can't stand when they don't match. I can't stand when a kid's a dinosaur and other kids a dalmatian family.
• 21:51
  Speaker A: Because that kid was crying to be a dalmatian. I don't care we're putting on
• 21:54
  Speaker C: Dino or we're putting on Dalmatian.
• 21:56
  Speaker A: Oh, see, I'm Once my kids are vocal, like, and
• 21:59
  Speaker C: Then the daughter's like Susie Q from fucking Shirley Temple. Like, why are we doing that?
• 22:05
  Speaker A: Actually, we were at Emily and Jeff's, and Emily.
• 22:07
  Speaker C: What all. What are they all being.
• 22:09
  Speaker A: That's
• 22:10
  Speaker C: hard. They're all probably different.
• 22:11
  Speaker A: Yeah, they're all. I mean, they're not doing a family thing, but Emily made Jeff go up into the attic and take down. She had barrels of costumes, like, for all the years. And my kids, we went crazy. Like, they had Moana. This is Emily's wig. Oh, yeah, she was Moana. I thought you
• 22:27
  Speaker C: bought it.
• 22:28
  Speaker A: No, I didn't buy. This is Emily's wig.
• 22:29
  Speaker C: Did you buy her the costume, too?
• 22:31
  Speaker A: No, I already bought it. I
• 22:32
  Speaker C: see. Like your own hair.
• 22:34
  Speaker A: Oh, you do? Oh, yeah. You see that? Wait,
• 22:37
  Speaker C: that's so funny. They were all. At one year.
• 22:39
  Speaker A: No. Emily and Jeff, so.
• 22:41
  Speaker C: Oh, okay.
• 22:42
  Speaker A: Yeah. But then Vienna took Batgirl. Like, we got, like, four more costumes. Yeah,
• 22:47
  Speaker C: why not? They're never not going to fit in anymore.
• 22:49
  Speaker A: Yeah.
• 22:49
  Speaker C: And they're not having any more kids,
• 22:50
  Speaker A: right?
• 22:50
  Speaker C: Maybe not. Maybe
• 22:52
  Speaker A: they're done.
• 22:52
  Speaker C: They done.
• 22:53
  Speaker A: Yeah.
• 22:54
  Speaker C: Maybe not.
• 22:55
  Speaker A: They'll play tough. Why are you saying that?
• 22:58
  Speaker C: She's pregnant.
• 22:59
  Speaker A: No, she's not. No. When she went in for her last C section, she got all tied up.
• 23:03
  Speaker C: Tubes tied.
• 23:04
  Speaker A: Yeah.
• 23:05
  Speaker C: Oh, really?
• 23:05
  Speaker A: Yeah. They knew they were done at 4.
• 23:07
  Speaker C: Oh, nice.
• 23:07
  Speaker A: Yeah.
• 23:09
  Speaker C: Sometimes I can't trust anything you say. I
• 23:13
  Speaker A: can't wait to tell you when I'm pregnant again.
• 23:15
  Speaker C: My God. I, like, don't want you to be.
• 23:18
  Speaker A: I don't want to be. I do. I don't.
• 23:22
  Speaker C: That would be crazy.
• 23:23
  Speaker A: Okay.
• 23:24
  Speaker C: Okay. Well, that's not gonna go there anyway. So that's my, like, big thing with Halloween. But again, I'm gonna be
• 23:29
  Speaker A: there. So you're judging people. No,
• 23:30
  Speaker C: I'm not judging.
• 23:31
  Speaker A: I know I'm
• 23:32
  Speaker C: judging. I'm just like, get it together. But then I'm gonna be in the stage. You'd be like, my one kid's gonna be fucking Spider Man. My next kid's gonna be like,
• 23:39
  Speaker A: I could totally see that. Like, that will be me next year. That is normal.
• 23:43
  Speaker C: Just a mess.
• 23:44
  Speaker A: So that is normal for a kid to be what they want. It's not gonna match their siblings.
• 23:48
  Speaker C: I just don't think I was the cutest costumes when I was little. My mom did me. Well,
• 23:52
  Speaker A: a baby for seven years. No, that was my
• 23:55
  Speaker C: own pit. I picked my own outfit. When I did, like, the parades, I was so cute.
• 23:58
  Speaker A: Oh, yeah, the parades. That's the best thing about Halloween. Going to the school. They didn't say anything about
• 24:02
  Speaker C: it at the school.
• 24:03
  Speaker A: They didn't. But
• 24:04
  Speaker C: did you see full portraits are coming?
• 24:06
  Speaker A: Yeah. What are you gonna wear? What's he gonna wear?
• 24:09
  Speaker C: He's wearing, like, a little sweater.
• 24:13
  Speaker A: What about else? Halloween.
• 24:15
  Speaker C: Us?
• 24:16
  Speaker A: Yeah. I
• 24:17
  Speaker C: can't wait. To the scene. Can we hang out? Like, Gio's going to Vienna with their friends and Rocco. Vienna. Rocco and his friends. And we get to go have a party.
• 24:28
  Speaker A: Yeah. We're not there yet, but
• 24:30
  Speaker C: I can't wait.
• 24:30
  Speaker A: Can have an adult party without the kids. What do you want to wear?
• 24:34
  Speaker C: I want to be something sexy. I'm in my sexy era.
• 24:39
  Speaker A: She just got done saying,
• 24:40
  Speaker C: no, I'm not. I don't think I'm sexy, but I'm trying to be
• 24:43
  Speaker A: sexy. I love that. Me too.
• 24:45
  Speaker C: I'm wearing my tits out all weekend.
• 24:47
  Speaker A: Me too. Yeah, tits out. Force it. I'm just gonna wear a nipple test. I
• 24:51
  Speaker C: want injections in my butt.
• 24:53
  Speaker A: Injections. Bring on the injections.
• 24:54
  Speaker C: Yeah.
• 24:56
  Speaker A: Okay. That's our era.
• 24:59
  Speaker C: And I think I'm gonna keep this on all day.
• 25:02
  Speaker A: If I show up to pick up in this.
• 25:04
  Speaker C: If you showed up to pick up in that,
• 25:06
  Speaker A: do you think
• 25:07
  Speaker C: they would arrest you? Do
• 25:08
  Speaker A: you think they would be like, ma', am?
• 25:09
  Speaker C: No, they would arrest you. We'd have to go to jail.
• 25:12
  Speaker A: What would they say?
• 25:15
  Speaker C: Is everything okay in there?
• 25:16
  Speaker A: Are you okay?
• 25:16
  Speaker C: I can't see you in there.
• 25:18
  Speaker A: Wait, I have to tell my funny story. So speaking of Halloween. Crackheads, all the things I. I did my first Facebook Marketplace sale.
• 25:28
  Speaker C: Oh, God. Go ahead. What did you sell?
• 25:31
  Speaker A: Oh, my God. I actually. I sold, like, a ride on, like, an old ride on car.
• 25:39
  Speaker C: Wait, I'm. Wait, what? Wait, what?
• 25:43
  Speaker A: You actually got it for Joey for his first birthday?
• 25:46
  Speaker C: You gave it away, you asshole.
• 25:48
  Speaker A: I sold it.
• 25:49
  Speaker C: Why? Because
• 25:50
  Speaker A: Joey wants a new one. He was on. He wants a motorized bike. So
• 25:54
  Speaker C: I don't get your family anything.
• 25:55
  Speaker A: Wait, but listen, this was five years ago. People, they outgrow things.
• 26:00
  Speaker C: Let me see them go. I'm listening.
• 26:02
  Speaker A: Okay, but so I. It's a big thing. I didn't know where to. Like, I couldn't put it in my truck, so I told them the crackhead address and I put it on the crackhead lawn. So the guy came, and I was so scared because I didn't know the guy, and I. It was the sweetest old man buying it for his grandson. And I bought it. And you put
• 26:21
  Speaker C: it with the crackheads.
• 26:22
  Speaker A: And I put it with the crackheads.
• 26:23
  Speaker C: Now he's gonna be like, I Bought a car from a crackhead.
• 26:25
  Speaker A: Right. It was so funny, though. So I gave the crackhead address because I was too scared.
• 26:29
  Speaker C: So, anyway, note to self. Don't buy your kids anything for anything.
• 26:34
  Speaker A: We're done buying presents.
• 26:35
  Speaker C: I'm. I'm officially over this fucking wig, though, so.
• 26:37
  Speaker A: You are. You're ripping it. There she is. Sherry's gone and Dom is back. I am not over it. I am her forever.
• 26:46
  Speaker C: I feel like myself again. Holy.
• 26:52
  Speaker A: I'm staying like this all day.
• 26:54
  Speaker C: I know you should
• 26:55
  Speaker A: at night, but
• 26:55
  Speaker C: I want my sweatshirt back.
• 26:56
  Speaker A: You could have.
• 26:57
  Speaker C: You have everything else in mind, just not the.
• 26:58
  Speaker A: Fine. I could take this off right now and I could still be on camera because you wouldn't be able to see one thing.
• 27:05
  Speaker C: I will. Is there anything Halloween you have to talk about? I feel like you didn't talk about one thing. You have three kids. You're a class mom. Did you make any Halloween?
• 27:12
  Speaker A: Oh, God. We're gonna go there. Did I make anything Halloween? I am the class mom. I have to make 18 crafts. I have to get.
• 27:19
  Speaker C: Did you. Is it your classmate for Joey, right?
• 27:21
  Speaker A: Yes, for Joey. Well, Vienna and Marco clearly. Do
• 27:24
  Speaker C: they vote you, or you just say, I will do?
• 27:25
  Speaker A: Yeah. No, well, you. Well, you say that you're. I want to do it. But then if you're class mom, you have to also join the PTA board. The PTA member. You have to be a member. Did you donate to my fund?
• 27:38
  Speaker C: Well, you remember at Matutch and too.
• 27:39
  Speaker A: No.
• 27:40
  Speaker C: Oh.
• 27:41
  Speaker A: Oh,
• 27:41
  Speaker C: I didn't. I told Michael, too.
• 27:43
  Speaker A: I'll send it to him. I
• 27:44
  Speaker C: did already. I
• 27:45
  Speaker A: don't know if he
• 27:45
  Speaker C: did it.
• 27:45
  Speaker A: I'll send.
• 27:46
  Speaker C: We'll send it to him. Text him. I
• 27:47
  Speaker A: got to send it to him. But it's so funny. So, like,
• 27:50
  Speaker C: I just love holidays with kids. I really do.
• 27:52
  Speaker A: It's so fun.
• 27:53
  Speaker C: Do I look like I enjoy it?
• 27:55
  Speaker A: Yeah. Do you enjoy. I
• 27:57
  Speaker C: love it,
• 27:58
  Speaker A: but
• 27:58
  Speaker C: I feel like I need to love it more.
• 27:59
  Speaker A: Why?
• 28:00
  Speaker C: Maybe I just need, like, another kid and, like, an old. Like, they just. I need more kids. I
• 28:04
  Speaker A: think you need more kids.
• 28:05
  Speaker C: Yeah. Because, like, not that it's boring with one because he loves it, but, like, I need, like, more.
• 28:08
  Speaker A: Yeah, it definitely gets more fun with
• 28:11
  Speaker C: more.
• 28:11
  Speaker A: More.
• 28:11
  Speaker C: Yeah.
• 28:12
  Speaker A: Yeah. And, like, my kids are running around screaming, like, when is it Halloween? They're in their costumes. Rocco wanted to wear his skeleton costume this morning, and I was like, scoot. It's not Halloween yet.
• 28:24
  Speaker C: I love that.
• 28:24
  Speaker A: Yeah,
• 28:25
  Speaker C: that's really cute.
• 28:26
  Speaker A: Yeah,
• 28:26
  Speaker C: I love Halloween.
• 28:27
  Speaker A: Halloween's fun.
• 28:28
  Speaker C: People don't like. Halloween's one of the holidays that people don't
• 28:30
  Speaker A: like. Yeah, because
• 28:31
  Speaker C: they hate dressing up
• 28:32
  Speaker A: and it's for the witches. I want to go to a haunted house.
• 28:37
  Speaker C: I love a haunted house,
• 28:38
  Speaker A: but I'm a little scared.
• 28:39
  Speaker C: I love all that stuff.
• 28:40
  Speaker A: I feel like nowadays
• 28:41
  Speaker C: we should go to one.
• 28:42
  Speaker A: We should. But like, I feel like murderers. Like, if I was a murderer, I would do it during Halloween. But
• 28:49
  Speaker C: that's when you shouldn't do it. Because people expect it.
• 28:51
  Speaker A: No, because people are walking around in masks and blood. Well,
• 28:54
  Speaker C: they do. I mean, every freaking Halloween movie, they're like, with a mask on and they have a knife.
• 28:59
  Speaker A: Right? So, like, who's to say that the guy driving next to me in the mask is not about to rob seven and kill me?
• 29:04
  Speaker C: My son is so afraid of everything. It's like, I'm like, you're a wuss, dude. Yeah, it's annoying. I'm like, you're not afraid. He was afraid of
• 29:12
  Speaker A: the Paw
• 29:13
  Speaker C: Patrol guy at the farm.
• 29:14
  Speaker A: Oh, he was. I'm like,
• 29:16
  Speaker C: you are not going to be afraid of Paw Patrol.
• 29:18
  Speaker A: My kids were never afraid of characters, but they get afraid of, like,
• 29:22
  Speaker C: scary stuff, which makes sense.
• 29:24
  Speaker A: Yeah, but not characters.
• 29:25
  Speaker C: He's such a wimp, my kid.
• 29:28
  Speaker A: He
• 29:28
  Speaker C: wouldn't hug Paw Patrol.
• 29:29
  Speaker A: That's so funny.
• 29:29
  Speaker C: He wasn't crying. He just wouldn't hug him.
• 29:31
  Speaker A: It's a phase. He'll get out of it.
• 29:33
  Speaker C: I love scary stuff. I love scary movies. Oh, I do not. Haunted houses. You ever go to the. You ever hear of Bane? Bane Haunted House? I am the only one who made it through. It's legit. Wait, they put you in a small box. They roll you. You have to. What? Yeah, it's crazy. It was. There was. It was. It's like a pop up and there was a pop up in Livingston and a couple years back, my brother didn't make it
• 29:54
  Speaker A: through. What do you mean? Take
• 29:56
  Speaker C: your phone. You do anything. You don't like to do a claustrophobic thing. There's guys following you. They touch you. They.
• 30:05
  Speaker A: They can't touch you.
• 30:05
  Speaker C: They touch you. That's the part of the process. And I'm the only one that made it through the whole thing. They put you in a box and they roll you a small box and you have to try to get out and you don't know which one the door is.
• 30:15
  Speaker A: My heart is. No,
• 30:16
  Speaker C: it's. It's insane. But I'm only made it because I. That
• 30:18
  Speaker A: to me, that's too scary. It
• 30:20
  Speaker C: is
• 30:20
  Speaker A: Scary. The only thing that would me up in that is like,
• 30:23
  Speaker C: you're stuck. You don't have a phone.
• 30:24
  Speaker A: No, like. Like, the people who are running it are actually, like, the killers and they're switching. I
• 30:29
  Speaker C: mean, the guy who created Bane, serial
• 30:31
  Speaker A: killer. Like, yeah, like, you're not getting out of the box.
• 30:33
  Speaker C: I know I am
• 30:34
  Speaker A: going to.
• 30:35
  Speaker C: I would never do it now.
• 30:36
  Speaker A: Like,
• 30:37
  Speaker C: I remember getting to the main area. Like,
• 30:39
  Speaker A: how old were you when you did it?
• 30:40
  Speaker C: It was probably, like, seven years ago. No, me and my brother. My brother made it, like, halfway through. So at the halfway point, it was like a big church. And then that was before you go into the box and there's a safe word. You could say mercy. And they. They come and get you and they take you out.
• 30:54
  Speaker A: They have to, like, that is
• 30:55
  Speaker C: you say mercy, they come. I
• 30:56
  Speaker A: love a safe word.
• 30:57
  Speaker C: So, Joe, we remember being in the church of being like, joe, Joe, are you here? And he's like, yeah, I'm here. I'm like, where are you? But then
• 31:03
  Speaker A: he tapped out. Yeah.
• 31:04
  Speaker C: And he left. Yeah. And then I went through the box and did all the thing. And it was scary. I loved it, though. The energy I fucking felt.
• 31:11
  Speaker A: Is it coming again? I would never do it.
• 31:12
  Speaker C: Pain is everywhere.
• 31:14
  Speaker A: So could we find one? Will you do it?
• 31:16
  Speaker C: Yeah. It's scary, though. It's like, one of the scariest ones. I
• 31:19
  Speaker A: don't think my husband would do it.
• 31:19
  Speaker C: Like, Rob even knew what it was. Like, it's like a known thing.
• 31:22
  Speaker A: Rob, would you do that?
• 31:24
  Speaker C: It's so fun. That's what's attractive about me, right? I do like fun, scary things.
• 31:32
  Speaker A: Would you skydive?
• 31:34
  Speaker C: Yes, of course I have skydived.
• 31:36
  Speaker A: Oh, you have? Yeah. Out of a plane
• 31:39
  Speaker C: Alpha. Like, a thing
• 31:40
  Speaker A: that is called bungee jumping.
• 31:42
  Speaker C: Oh. Skydiving is literally. I have a plane. Yeah. I haven't done that. I've skydived. Yeah. You
• 31:50
  Speaker A: would jump out of a plane.
• 31:51
  Speaker C: Yeah.
• 31:51
  Speaker A: You would just jump out of a plane.
• 31:53
  Speaker C: Yep.
• 31:54
  Speaker A: You would just jump out of.
• 31:55
  Speaker C: Because I believe that my way to go is like, yeah,
• 32:01
  Speaker A: okay. We could do an episode on that. I can't go there right now.
• 32:04
  Speaker C: Anyway, happy Halloween. Spend it with your children. If you don't have children, spend it with a naughty mask on or naughty wig on. That needs a hairbrush.
• 32:15
  Speaker A: My hair's full of
• 32:16
  Speaker C: feelings. Well, we love you. Happy Halloween and we hope you have the best day. It's on a Saturday, so enjoy it
• 32:22
  Speaker A: if you see me. No, you didn't.
• 32:23
  Speaker C: Mama, clock's out.
• 32:24
  Speaker A: Bye.