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OUTRO: The Turdcast · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: For all you med bastards loving the Big Show podcast
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  Speaker 1: get up even closer on.
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  Speaker 2: Instagram, YouTube, and tick off for raw dogging four to
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  Speaker 2: seven every weekday on radio. MOGA's just dumped out all
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  Speaker 2: his remaining introdut nothing.
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  Speaker 1: Now, speaking of Moggie dumping out, we.
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  Speaker 3: Can't do another steam of special.
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  Speaker 4: I'm just saying that I went for Wheeze and Moggi
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  Speaker 4: was in there doing his morning ablutions.
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  Speaker 1: I'm traumatized.
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  Speaker 5: Can I just say that the only reason you see
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  Speaker 5: you traumatized is because I because Jason, this is what happened.
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  Speaker 6: I was in there just dominating.
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  Speaker 3: What the toilet Yeah, well done.
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  Speaker 5: Absolutely just I was rolling it with an iron fist.
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  Speaker 5: Can I put it that way?
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  Speaker 6: Jay Brown?
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  Speaker 5: First, if there was ever a couple of dictator in
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  Speaker 5: the history of the world in terms of taken damps, yeah,
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  Speaker 5: this morning that would have been it.
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  Speaker 7: Shler was I was trying to think of PORCELINI. Yes, nice,
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  Speaker 7: that's good stuff. Anyway, I'm just going to town and there.
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  Speaker 7: But it's easy work for me, you know what I mean?
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  Speaker 7: That's what I was built for, Jason, all of them.
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  Speaker 5: All. I hear the door swag open and what should happen,
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  Speaker 5: but a little bit of a whistle cuts through the air.
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  Speaker 5: Now I know that that's and that's why he's whistled
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  Speaker 5: when he comes in, because he wants to let me
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  Speaker 5: to the fact that he's coming, so I don't make
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  Speaker 5: Herrenda's noises.
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  Speaker 6: But is that true?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm already finished by the time Joe's comes in.
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  Speaker 5: I've got my right leg in the air and I'm
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  Speaker 5: giving a deaf back doorstops in the air.
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  Speaker 6: I just raised my raise my cheek up a little.
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  Speaker 4: Bit and he does too, looking under the door.
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  Speaker 3: It from where you're.
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  Speaker 5: Then I looked, Then I looked down and Jay says,
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  Speaker 5: he's got his head underneath the you know, the petition.
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  Speaker 3: And you've got your right leg in the air.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, and I'm wiping it, and he goes, I'm traumatized
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  Speaker 5: for life because.
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  Speaker 2: You when you do it, are you put your head
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  Speaker 2: your leg behind your head, almost like a cat does.
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  Speaker 6: That's right. And I licked my neurse and.
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  Speaker 3: His head was under the door of the spoiler?
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  Speaker 6: Is it a spoiler? Is that all we say?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah?
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  Speaker 4: Man, people were What I was shocked by was how
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  Speaker 4: many wipes too. They were like eight eight wipes I
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  Speaker 4: saw all of them, all of them.
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  Speaker 5: Like once again, if you're done throwing dollar coins at Megan,
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  Speaker 5: do it again.
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  Speaker 6: Do it again.
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  Speaker 3: That's a good Why do you have so many dollar coins?
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  Speaker 6: I don't know.
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  Speaker 4: They just speared change, you know, swear jar at my house,
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  Speaker 4: which I steal from good stuff. Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Will you do a steamer on the road today, Chase.
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  Speaker 1: Well, I'm actually I'm percolating as we speak.
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  Speaker 3: You're not a cough be filtered, all right.
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  Speaker 4: I may have to do one before I go home
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  Speaker 4: because this is kind of my time, you know what I'm.
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  Speaker 3: Saying, viewers, slash listeners. I'm so sorry. Why because this
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  Speaker 3: is a second third chair what I like to call
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  Speaker 3: good eating.
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  Speaker 1: It is a.
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  Speaker 2: Cast keep going. So you say you don't have to
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  Speaker 2: go before you go home? Man, that's really interesting.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I think so.
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  Speaker 4: Actually is pretty urgent right now, to be honest with you, guys,
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  Speaker 4: good to carry over.
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  Speaker 2: There is not We're not letting it. There was a
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  Speaker 2: one off yesterday. It is not a thing that you're
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  Speaker 2: just allowed to go take a ship during the outro.
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  Speaker 1: It isn't.
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  Speaker 6: No, is that true?
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  Speaker 2: You can take a mic in there with your pugs,
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  Speaker 2: will give you the wireless brick thing and come with
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  Speaker 2: you and plumb you in.
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  Speaker 1: Take a mic Miken, it won't be the only brick
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  Speaker 1: in there. Kasy, go in there and take it. I
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  Speaker 1: met a Musal last night, so you know, the whole
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  Speaker 1: actual B.
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  Speaker 3: Show week days from four on Radio Hotel The Big
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  Speaker 3: Show Podcast.
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  Speaker 6: Where are you with yours? CAZy?
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  Speaker 5: I guess you're probably what I mean what fifteen hours
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  Speaker 5: away from you?
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  Speaker 1: It wins your general timing for that sort of stuff. Gezy.
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  Speaker 2: Well, traditionally I'll wake up, have Bricky in a coffee
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  Speaker 2: and then it'll be I know.
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  Speaker 5: Like coffee, right, So you got up a little bit
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  Speaker 5: of you get up a bit earlier before you come
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  Speaker 5: in here.
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  Speaker 3: So I got up, no. Four fifty hours up this morning.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, shower coffee, big couple of big glasses of water
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  Speaker 2: hitting and so I've actually gone today yet, have you not?
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  Speaker 2: But when I'm on Bricky, my brain goes okay, cool,
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  Speaker 2: just as and then mine now comes at about lunchtime?
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  Speaker 1: Does it really okay?
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  Speaker 3: Is this really that interesting?
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  Speaker 1: I'm intrigued.
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  Speaker 5: Very you seem to be very at ease with your
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  Speaker 5: steamers there, whereas Jason's percolating, and I've already dominated.
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  Speaker 4: Well, I'm surprised that you're able to push it back
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  Speaker 4: as it were.
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  Speaker 3: I don't push it back. Yeah, yeah, I push it
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  Speaker 3: back because.
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  Speaker 1: You're doing breakfa radio. You know what I mean?
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  Speaker 2: I push No, it just doesn't come out. It doesn't
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  Speaker 2: need to be pushed back.
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  Speaker 6: Pooh pot, pooh pot mm hmm.
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  Speaker 3: Come on, Jade, you haven't seen a single one you.
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  Speaker 6: You haven't seen a single pooh dictator.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, think of a dictator.
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  Speaker 7: Porcelain is funny, fidel Astro, that's mogie.
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  Speaker 6: You gotta go, Donald dump, Donald dump.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, keep going that.
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  Speaker 1: No, I'm exhausted now I need to rest.
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  Speaker 5: It's funny, isn't it, Because we're halfway through now I'm done.
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  Speaker 5: I'm just thinking to myself, gott hit.
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  Speaker 3: The old road.
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  Speaker 1: Then, yeah, well you're off.
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  Speaker 5: You're off on a radio, out of here now, getting
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  Speaker 5: messages from my wife about, you know, doing things that
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  Speaker 5: should have already been done.
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  Speaker 6: We're in no rack.
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  Speaker 5: The only thing I am in a rush for is
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  Speaker 5: we're meeting my mother when we get there, right, so
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  Speaker 5: I've got to be there to pick her up from
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  Speaker 5: the bus stop.
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  Speaker 3: She's busting from Hawks Bay. She is Yeah, wow, are you.
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  Speaker 5: She's of an age with the driving, especially that that drive,
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  Speaker 5: not especially that drive, but that drive is a tricky drive.
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  Speaker 5: You imagine being stuck behind an elderly woman going over those.
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  Speaker 3: Hills, especially how tall you have.
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  Speaker 1: It's pretty she.
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  Speaker 2: Has like a beanie on and mittens and stuff, just
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  Speaker 2: a bella. Is that what you're going to top? Because
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  Speaker 2: it's so deep there that she can actually fully submers.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, I actually might go for a swim today.
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  Speaker 2: No, it's freezing though she has promised that she will right, Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: she she has to deal with this.
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  Speaker 5: Well, you've also made a deal that you're not going
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  Speaker 5: to fade, but you're going to break that pretty quick.
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  Speaker 3: Do you reckon? You're a man of honor?
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  Speaker 1: Great, I am a man of honor.
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  Speaker 3: In the first season game he is a honorable man.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, I would be beheaded in the second episode.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah for me?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, I think you'd be a eunuch.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Do you do you recome when you're at the batch
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  Speaker 2: this weekend?
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  Speaker 3: What you're already like giving me the attitude?
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  Speaker 2: Don't even asked the question where are you going? Do
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  Speaker 2: you do poos in the sea?
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  Speaker 1: I don't know that I've ever done a pool in
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  Speaker 1: the sea atuly I have.
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  Speaker 2: I've done one at the mount when I was desperate
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  Speaker 2: and I was out beyond the break and I can't
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  Speaker 2: be able to going back and go to a toilet
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  Speaker 2: come back.
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  Speaker 3: I was like, yeah, and so you do.
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  Speaker 1: It created its own break.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, turned into an island and then they are and
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  Speaker 2: then it floated in and they actually turned into a
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  Speaker 2: peninsul and they built aho lot of townhouses on it.
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  Speaker 6: How good.
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  Speaker 3: From me when I was twelve.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, I've only done one.
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  Speaker 3: That's why the team down is called the Steamers.
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  Speaker 5: And that was off the side of the way, Hiki fury,
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  Speaker 5: Oh you really just stack my ass off the side there?
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  Speaker 1: Yea bombs away have you?
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  Speaker 2: Because it's it's hard because you like you do it
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  Speaker 2: and then you try to get away from it and
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  Speaker 2: it's just Bob's on the surface.
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  Speaker 3: Sort of thing.
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  Speaker 1: Mine just sent easy? Really should we just trying.
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  Speaker 6: To get this?
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  Speaker 3: Isn't it funny?
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  Speaker 2: We've got steamer funny because like we do this first
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  Speaker 2: usually yes, And I don't know how man Ira and
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  Speaker 2: Jerry and like Met and Jerry before that did half
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  Speaker 2: an hour podcast.
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  Speaker 3: After you've done a whole show, I know that.
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  Speaker 5: It is weird, I think, and I think briakfast. I
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  Speaker 5: think they started doing these. I noticed that the Monday
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  Speaker 5: morning one was up before the show started or during
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  Speaker 5: the show, So I don't know if they're doing it
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  Speaker 5: before Friday night.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, what the story is?
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  Speaker 2: Because I like the way we do ours a warm
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  Speaker 2: up and then you don't come, You've got no chats.
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  Speaker 3: You just talk about that.
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  Speaker 6: I think we could do it.
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  Speaker 3: I think we could do it that way next week.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, sure, might as well get here, get here a
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  Speaker 5: little bit earlier because we can't have them like this.
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  Speaker 5: We can't have steamer chat for seven days.
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  Speaker 3: Or can we? Is that a challenge?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, we can show you. I'll show you.
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  Speaker 2: This is what this is is the Chamber of Secrets.
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  Speaker 2: We're still got five more steamer Chats.
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  Speaker 3: Trying to think of another pun now the Prisoner of
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  Speaker 3: esk Ben and then you go into the.
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  Speaker 5: Can you do anything with gingis goblet of Firing.
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  Speaker 2: It's just then after that is the Order of the Phoenix,
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  Speaker 2: the Order of the Ween Phoenix.
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  Speaker 1: Can we just stop? Now?
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  Speaker 6: Who's another.
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  Speaker 3: It's just one dictator with a funny dame.
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  Speaker 6: A dictator. You can do that.
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  Speaker 5: Why don't we do that on the show Next week
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  Speaker 5: Shows Your Dictator where we talk about a different dictator,
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  Speaker 5: different dictator.
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  Speaker 3: M PUGS is definitely going on YouTube.
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  Speaker 6: This one. PAGs is eleven or two, this one is
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  Speaker 6: it on you.
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  Speaker 3: It's going on YouTube as good as anything else.
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  Speaker 2: Bye listen, listen a big show breaking next week, but
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  Speaker 2: four or seven weekdays week after Bye,