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WHAT DO YOU THINK HIS NEW GIRL SHOULD KNOW? · Relatables

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  Speaker 1: Coming up on relatables? What should his new girl know?
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  Speaker 1: That thing he does with his fingers. You're welcome. Oh
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  Speaker 1: somebody stirred up y has cooked here, she's her apron.
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  Speaker 1: You did a service, girl, Yeah, you did a good thing.
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  Speaker 2: Yo.
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  Speaker 3: Well yes, that's crazy relatable, relatable.
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  Speaker 1: The Relatables podcast is hosted by myself, Jake Craig aka Daddy,
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  Speaker 1: and my partner in life Live Are we live? Partners
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  Speaker 1: in Octway Clark a ka Mama Mia, my Bright or die?
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  Speaker 1: It's like a bird in the Scot's more, what is
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  Speaker 1: the actual term? It's not amora? Is it is? It
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  Speaker 1: am like a bird in the sky, that's more. We
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  Speaker 1: looked it up. We did look it up once and
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  Speaker 1: it was like, amore means something funny.
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  Speaker 4: You started like that, so I wanted the top end
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  Speaker 4: of the episode.
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  Speaker 1: Apologies, apologies, No no, no, no no no no, I'll let
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  Speaker 1: it leap.
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  Speaker 4: I'm telling you, I'll let It's like your life partner.
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  Speaker 1: Please please, I shouldn't say this on camera, but guys,
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  Speaker 1: he reprimands me for things off camera? Please, what do
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  Speaker 1: you mean? What do I do? I'm nothing, I'm sorry.
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  Speaker 1: What do I recommend you for? Just making mistakes. Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I wear the fucking pants in this relationship. Yeah, okay, but.
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  Speaker 4: You're singing that song, what does that remind you of?
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  Speaker 1: Food wise? Yeah, on the weekend, I had a date
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  Speaker 1: night at a beautiful Italian restaurant. That's why it was
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  Speaker 1: stuck in my head. But stupid posts a more. All
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  Speaker 1: you do is think about me? Hey, what you talk
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  Speaker 1: about life partners? Seeing my posts? Thinking about me, I'm
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  Speaker 1: reprimanding hole.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah mate, Well I need your help myself too big
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  Speaker 4: of a hole, Daddy.
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  Speaker 1: I needed daddy's help for this situation. Were you go?
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  Speaker 1: You're currently Daddy's about to take away privileges. Let me
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  Speaker 1: fucking spit this out right.
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  Speaker 4: I had a social situation and we both know we
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  Speaker 4: hate them in real life. And I want to know
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  Speaker 4: if what I did was right, Slash, what you would do?
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  Speaker 1: Slash? I need help.
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  Speaker 4: So the social situation starts date night with my girlfriend.
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  Speaker 4: Everything is going swimmingly. I'm happy. Italian restaurant. We walk in.
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  Speaker 1: I have to tell you to lay out because that's important.
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  Speaker 4: Walk in. Middle is the door. There's four rows of
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  Speaker 4: dining tables of two's on the left hand side, then
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  Speaker 4: the right hand side and also another four okay, and
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  Speaker 4: then far right is the toilet, and immediately you walk
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  Speaker 4: through the front door. So four left, four right, middle
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  Speaker 4: is where you pay. That's important. Date's going great. End
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  Speaker 4: of the day in one raw Okay, that's not going
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  Speaker 4: to help anyone else, but that's right.
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  Speaker 1: I know which one it was, Yeah, near soul, Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: So date's going great.
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  Speaker 4: About I don't know, ten minutes left of the date.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know what I'm timing it, but about ten
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  Speaker 4: minutes left of the date.
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  Speaker 1: It sounds like you're on a first date with a girlfriend. Cassie.
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  Speaker 4: Cassie sees someone she knows and she goes over and
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  Speaker 4: talks to him. At this point, I'm still chilling because
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  Speaker 4: I'm sitting by myself. I don't have to go talk
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  Speaker 4: to anyone. Yeah, but she talks to him for like
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  Speaker 4: ten minutes. Since she comes back, oh I used to
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  Speaker 4: work with. I was like, oh great, I don't have
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  Speaker 4: to say hi. The date ends and I go up
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  Speaker 4: to go and pay, and Cassie's still with me, and
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  Speaker 4: this couple is seated right next to the door, the
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  Speaker 4: first one in, so on the way out you have
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  Speaker 4: to see him, right, So I pay and then as
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  Speaker 4: I'm finishing paying, Cassie goes, I've got to go to
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  Speaker 4: the toilet, and my heart sinks, Jake, as I don't
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  Speaker 4: know what to do. As I'm walking out this couple,
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  Speaker 4: this couple sitting right next to where I have to leave,
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  Speaker 4: and I don't know either of them. Cassie meant to
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  Speaker 4: be right or Die has left me, and so I
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  Speaker 4: let us gone through my head and I was spiraling.
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  Speaker 1: I was like, do I say by?
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  Speaker 4: I don't know who the fuck that these people are,
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  Speaker 4: don't know their names, I don't know anything about him.
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  Speaker 4: And then I was holding I had some leftover pizza
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  Speaker 4: and I was just like, so your thumbs up.
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  Speaker 1: And it was so fucking awkward. Did they REPLYE?
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  Speaker 4: And then I also had to wait outside in the
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  Speaker 4: dark for Cassie because I wasn't waiting near the couple.
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  Speaker 1: But what would you do in that situation, I reckon
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  Speaker 1: I wouldn't have said anything, really, I just gave a
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  Speaker 1: thumbs up. Mate. I think what you've done is the
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  Speaker 1: right thing, okay, okay good? Inso in your scenario, I
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  Speaker 1: think what you've done is all you could have done. Okay, good,
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  Speaker 1: If that makes any sense. I wasn't meant to introduce
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  Speaker 1: myself an so I personally think that that's Cassie's job
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  Speaker 1: in there. Yeah, and where was she stitch up nowhere?
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  Speaker 1: I think this was all very ah what I see
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  Speaker 1: a scapegoat. There was no other way out or I
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  Speaker 1: would have required some quick thinking.
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  Speaker 4: So I thought to go to the toilet too, but
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  Speaker 4: I was holding pizza. I didn't want to go on
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  Speaker 4: the toilet with a box of pizza, and she was
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  Speaker 4: going to so we would have had to do like
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  Speaker 4: some inner change relay type move.
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  Speaker 1: Probably a better option, though, if you weren't holding pizza,
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  Speaker 1: you could have definitely said I'll say it, I'll go Well,
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  Speaker 1: have just finished the pizza, gone through the toilet, and
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  Speaker 1: then walked out with Cassie.
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  Speaker 4: By the time she finished in the toilet, I probably
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  Speaker 4: could have eaten the last two pieces of pizza.
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  Speaker 1: Should have gone and interrupted this couple's meal and said
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  Speaker 1: and shaking their hands and said, hey, I'm Addie. How
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  Speaker 1: like that? That's my worst nightmare? No, So when Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: if it's someone that Cassie knows and you don't know,
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  Speaker 1: she should be the one to introduce you, obviously, and
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  Speaker 1: then also vice versa. But in that situation, I think
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  Speaker 1: that you did more than I would have done. Really,
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  Speaker 1: I wouldn't have said unless they I felt a little
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  Speaker 1: after like I should be like, oh hi, nice to
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  Speaker 1: make you think you've done acknowledging them as like this
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  Speaker 1: is some of my girlfriend knows, but we don't know
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  Speaker 1: each other. Yeah, that's just like, yeah you know it
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  Speaker 1: can me feel good? No, no, you fucking did the
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  Speaker 1: right thing. I'm telling you right now. But I'll tell
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  Speaker 1: you what. Some words need to be spoken with Cassie.
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  Speaker 1: Where's decorum? Yeah, where she doesn't get so anxiety.
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  Speaker 4: She's one of those people who like thrives and get
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  Speaker 4: energy off talking to people, where on the opposite they
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  Speaker 4: take my energy away. Yeah, so she thrives in those situations.
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  Speaker 4: And I'm out here like just being like I don't
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  Speaker 4: like talking about more.
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  Speaker 1: No, no, I'm with you on that hundred like I
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  Speaker 1: don't know, I just natural extroverts. They scare me, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: they really scary. Like remember, like we went to a
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  Speaker 1: cool event. Don't say the karaoke that is my worst nightmare.
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  Speaker 1: We went to a cool event for Sony and very lucky,
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  Speaker 1: very grateful, went to go and we're there and you
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  Speaker 1: and I were just sitting alone together, right, we were
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  Speaker 1: doing a great job. To be fair, Actually we're not really,
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  Speaker 1: We're not very good at introducing and talking and stuff. Right.
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  Speaker 1: And then the lady that works for either the company
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  Speaker 1: that puts it together or Sony in general, she came
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  Speaker 1: introduced herself and she said hi, like, thanks so coming.
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  Speaker 1: We said, of course, of course. And then maybe ten
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  Speaker 1: fifteen minutes later, she just brought over like six people
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  Speaker 1: to our table and just said, oh, I thought i'd
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  Speaker 1: introduce you guys. These guys are from the coast as well,
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  Speaker 1: and it was it was Brady Drake, her brother and
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  Speaker 1: some of their other people and to be fair, I
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  Speaker 1: mean spoke to them. Were conversation conversations. And then there's
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  Speaker 1: same girl that works for Sony comes over with a
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  Speaker 1: couple of microphones. She goes, I'm gonna do some karaoke.
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  Speaker 1: Wants to She's like, we're just a karaoke as if ever,
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  Speaker 1: I was gonna go, let's come, let's I think.
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  Speaker 4: The misconception is because we put ourselves online, we're like
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  Speaker 4: mad confident in ourselves. But leave these four walls we're
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  Speaker 4: in right now, I'm a massive anxiety.
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  Speaker 1: I find I. If it's just me and just one
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  Speaker 1: other person, that's fine. I can I can keep a
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  Speaker 1: conversation going forever because it's like I know nothing about you,
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  Speaker 1: you know, yeah and so. But then when it's even
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  Speaker 1: if it's the two of us, so we're lucky enough
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  Speaker 1: to have each other at events, right when it's the
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  Speaker 1: two of us, if we're at an event where there's
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  Speaker 1: a hundred other people, that's when I'm like, well, no, no, no,
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  Speaker 1: no, no no no no no. But I do think that
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  Speaker 1: it's something we can get better at, and I probably can.
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  Speaker 1: And I have a challenge for us. You know where
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  Speaker 1: I'm going with this? No, I don't. I don't want
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  Speaker 1: to know. Next, challenging ourselves. Next Thursday, we have an event.
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  Speaker 1: Oh we do. This event was built for networking and
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  Speaker 1: it's people that are just like us. I think. I
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  Speaker 1: think at this event, you and I, No, we rock
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  Speaker 1: up together. I'm not doing it, you and I I'm
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  Speaker 1: not doing it. We look at each other, I'm not
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  Speaker 1: doing it, and we say good luck partner, and we
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  Speaker 1: know we go no, no, we need each other. I
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  Speaker 1: go up and I take a turn introing us. You
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  Speaker 1: want to go separate ways, separate ways. Where have these
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  Speaker 1: balls come from? Yeah, I know daddy's feeling comfortable. No, no, no, no,
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  Speaker 1: I can't do that. Yeah, okay, well, baby steps, I go.
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  Speaker 1: We're like, oh, what are you here for? And I go, oh,
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  Speaker 1: I'm half of the Relatables podcast. The other halves over there,
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  Speaker 1: I'm sitting down on my own. They won't give me
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  Speaker 1: cos I know. But okay, baby steps, that's not baby steps.
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  Speaker 1: That's basically, let's chuck him in the depending. I'm gonna drown.
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  Speaker 1: That's proper extravert man, that's what that is. But okay,
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  Speaker 1: here we go. Then let's get high and do it. No,
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  Speaker 1: I reckon, we do it together. Okay, you said we
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  Speaker 1: were apartment. We need to meet I think at least
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  Speaker 1: three new people. I'm saying one and then three. Who
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  Speaker 1: are you today? We could go, well, all we have
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  Speaker 1: to go up to a group. Yeah, I'm not going
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  Speaker 1: to remember their names. No one's talking about remembering name. Okay, okay,
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  Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying, is it just try? We
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  Speaker 1: really rely on someone else to do the intro. But
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  Speaker 1: no one else again. You know what, I would even
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  Speaker 1: be proud of us if we went up to Jordan
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  Speaker 1: and said, hey, Jordan, like, do you mind introducing us
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  Speaker 1: to the head of Spotify, one of the head of Spotify, yeah,
• 10:46
  Speaker 1: or just yeah, just someone that worked it, like for
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  Speaker 1: podcasting department of Spotify in Australia. Okay, all right, I'll
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  Speaker 1: like the chance. Leave it with us. Yeah, yeah, we'll
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  Speaker 1: get back to everyone listening. I would even be happy.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah if we just said to like, if we won't
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  Speaker 1: joyus to heg Ordon, can you please introduce us to
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  Speaker 1: that person over there, we'd love to just like I.
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  Speaker 4: Really like just sitting and letting people come to us. Okay,
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  Speaker 4: we'll sit down, sit down.
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  Speaker 1: Hey, Jordan's whispering, like, you get those guys, you bring
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  Speaker 1: them over to us and bring them to us, and
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  Speaker 1: then we have the power as we are sitting down.
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  Speaker 4: Well, I guess that's the power of alcohol, because all
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  Speaker 4: these events we go to too, a lot of the
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  Speaker 4: people are not drunk, but it's all open bar gipsy
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  Speaker 4: and like, if we were drinkers, we would love these events,
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  Speaker 4: but we did we don't.
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  Speaker 1: Don't you take full advantage? Leave it with us. We'll
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  Speaker 1: see how we go. Okay, well, we'll move on to
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  Speaker 1: my It's not really a dilemma, but it's interesting. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: So Beth the other day, I should preface where we live,
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  Speaker 1: there is a very short walk to a cafe, and
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  Speaker 1: the days that Beth doesn't go into work, she goes
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  Speaker 1: and she gets a coffee at that cafe. She always
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  Speaker 1: takes Henry, gets Henry a little pup cup. And they,
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  Speaker 1: the people that work in the cafe, they know Beth
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  Speaker 1: by name, they know Henry by name, and they even
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  Speaker 1: know me by name.
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  Speaker 2: Now.
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  Speaker 1: So the other day Beth goes in and I wasn't there,
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  Speaker 1: and when she comes back, she goes, oh, when I
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  Speaker 1: when I got there the main cafe do his name
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  Speaker 1: is Putu. I'm pretty sure he's Indonesian. His name's Puttu.
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  Speaker 1: And he said, oh, Beth, like it's been so long,
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  Speaker 1: where have you been? She mustn't have been busy. I
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  Speaker 1: guess she hasn't been for a while. And she was like, oh, yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I'm just doing stuff. And she was like, oh, like
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  Speaker 1: we missed you, we missed Henry, blah blah blah. And
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  Speaker 1: then there's another worker who's slightly younger, probably I don't
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  Speaker 1: really know. I don't know his name. I only know
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  Speaker 1: Putta's name. But he like goes like looks at him
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  Speaker 1: and goes, he really missed you, Like the young guy.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, he's like, he's a dilemma. How much you gotta
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  Speaker 4: rough this guy?
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  Speaker 1: So he's like, he really missed you. Slash the tire
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  Speaker 1: and slash slash him. So Beth comes home. She tells
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  Speaker 1: me the story. Guess what happened? He wrote this? Wait
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  Speaker 1: a second second, tells me a story, right, Okay, she
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  Speaker 1: comes back. She tells me this, and I'm like, oh, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: he he hah, and she's all he he ha ha.
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  Speaker 1: And then she's got her coffee come and she turns
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  Speaker 1: it around and it says my love on it, Oh
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  Speaker 1: too far, too far? Get his name, And I was like,
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  Speaker 1: what my love says my love on it with some
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  Speaker 1: love hearts. No, that's too far. You can't be you're random.
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  Speaker 1: It's crazy.
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  Speaker 4: That's why going back round circle. Don't communicate with people
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  Speaker 4: they know best name on a first name basis, so
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  Speaker 4: they're comfortable enough to do these sorts of things.
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  Speaker 1: So this guy, that's why you don't talk to people.
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  Speaker 1: The cafe worker has a crush on Beth. I think
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  Speaker 1: all jokes aside, that's terribly inappropriate. Yes, and so then
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  Speaker 1: you know, he ha whatever or whatever. I mean, what's
• 14:01
  Speaker 1: she going to do? It was out of her control.
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  Speaker 1: It's a nice compliment, you know. I don't expect her
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  Speaker 1: to go up and be like, don't fucking do that
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  Speaker 1: ship because it's just awkward. And but then I think
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  Speaker 1: it was yesterday, Yeah, it was yesterday. I took Henry
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  Speaker 1: to the vet yesterday and he got his shots, and
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  Speaker 1: when we came back, I thought he was such a
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  Speaker 1: brave little fellow. So I went and got him a
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  Speaker 1: puppuccino from this place. And I walk in and put
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  Speaker 1: to like, hey, Jake, how's it going. And then the
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  Speaker 1: other dude recognizes the dog or he no, he like
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  Speaker 1: recognizes me and obviously recognizes his dog, but he no smiles,
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  Speaker 1: doesn't say hello. He's like just full fucking like straight faced,
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  Speaker 1: takes my order just like again, just like straight face,
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  Speaker 1: like you know, so he's a proper snake. So he
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  Speaker 1: I think he dislikes me as well.
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  Speaker 4: Well, I think he loves your girlfriend. But he's probably
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  Speaker 4: one of those people who thinks he has a chance
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  Speaker 4: to like steal.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know if he does, because it's also like
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  Speaker 1: it's proper length, which Burier type shit, like you.
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  Speaker 4: Don't speak English, you don't know, he doesn't speak barely,
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  Speaker 4: you don't know if he has a chance, or you
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  Speaker 4: don't know if he's trying.
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  Speaker 1: Even if he was trying his hardest, I wouldn't be worried,
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  Speaker 1: let me put it that way. And not because he's
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  Speaker 1: not attractive, Like he's actually subjectively like a pretty good
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  Speaker 1: looking guy.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, okay, but well maybe it's a cultural difference thing
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  Speaker 4: and we're reading into it too much. Let's give this
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  Speaker 4: guy the benefit of the doubt.
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  Speaker 1: But I think, yeah, he's got to crush on Bath.
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  Speaker 1: It's flattering. So yeah, And I just couldn't believe that
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  Speaker 1: I went in there and he just didn't give me.
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  Speaker 1: He's barely giving me the time. That sucks.
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  Speaker 4: I think that's showing that he might be a little snake. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: my love is a little bit for it. But maybe
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  Speaker 4: it's a cultural difference in he's just being friendly and like.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know, Yeah, who knows, My love's crazy? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: my love, I m I asked to say to be
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  Speaker 1: if you can't go there hilarious?
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  Speaker 4: Anything like that ever happened to you? Like, I don't
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  Speaker 4: know what a coffee or coffees or any type of order,
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  Speaker 4: and they've been like Jake, like a I love yourself no,
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  Speaker 4: or like can I get your number?
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  Speaker 1: I've never had like a phone number written on a
• 16:01
  Speaker 1: coffee cup. I've never had either. One time, when I
• 16:04
  Speaker 1: was quite a bit younger. What am I talking about?
• 16:08
  Speaker 1: I was twenty one, so maybe twenty I don't know,
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  Speaker 1: not so it was only five years ago. But I
• 16:14
  Speaker 1: had a girlfriend at time, and I was working down
• 16:17
  Speaker 1: there at a bar, and I was just working a
• 16:23
  Speaker 1: busy summer night or whatever, and then a girl just
• 16:26
  Speaker 1: randomly came up with a coaster and gave it to me,
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  Speaker 1: and I looked at it and I flipped and she
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  Speaker 1: said she walked away before I say anything. Yeah, so
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  Speaker 1: she just gave me the coaster and walked away, and
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  Speaker 1: I was like, okay, I thought she was give me
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  Speaker 1: a rubbish And I flipped it over and it was
• 16:40
  Speaker 1: her number, and so it's like, say call me and
• 16:42
  Speaker 1: then her number, and someone next to me just goes,
• 16:45
  Speaker 1: what the fuck just happened? Because because I had a
• 16:49
  Speaker 1: girlfriend checked it out. It's thought I was thinking of flattery. Yeah.
• 16:54
  Speaker 4: Going back to our last episode, how we talked about
• 16:57
  Speaker 4: why men in Australia don't go up to women.
• 17:00
  Speaker 1: Hmm.
• 17:00
  Speaker 4: I guess another option to it is fluttering at the
• 17:02
  Speaker 4: end of the day, like obviously you don't have any
• 17:05
  Speaker 4: bad intentions, but thinking about how much it would gas
• 17:08
  Speaker 4: someone up just asking for their number or leaving you
• 17:10
  Speaker 4: a number like hey, I think you're beautiful.
• 17:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you're on a date or like phone number.
• 17:16
  Speaker 4: I think that's such a nice gesture if you're coming
• 17:18
  Speaker 4: from a nice place. Yeah, you're not trying to sneak
• 17:20
  Speaker 4: someone in their boyfriend.
• 17:21
  Speaker 1: Of course that guy's crazy, of course though, So yeah, no,
• 17:27
  Speaker 1: you're right because like, no harm, no foul, you had
• 17:29
  Speaker 1: a girlfriend, threw it out, but still gas you up. Yeah,
• 17:32
  Speaker 1: I think that's fine. I mean same, It's like I'm
• 17:35
  Speaker 1: looking good. I said I felt good, and I was like,
• 17:38
  Speaker 1: oh yeah, and she was. She was a good looking,
• 17:40
  Speaker 1: like subjectively attractive person, and I was like, damn, like
• 17:43
  Speaker 1: come gave me your number. Everything subjective. I just think
• 17:46
  Speaker 1: of my head, like wow, the courage, Yeah, yeah, you
• 17:48
  Speaker 1: can appreciate the courage, but I I've always wanted because
• 17:53
  Speaker 1: I've only ever had I think that was one experience
• 17:55
  Speaker 1: I've had with it, and I think I've only ever
• 17:57
  Speaker 1: had one other experience of someone asking me, and it
• 18:01
  Speaker 1: was in Canada. I remember there she told me this. Yeah.
• 18:05
  Speaker 1: I was in Canada and I was like watching a
• 18:07
  Speaker 1: friend's ice hockey game, and a girl came up to
• 18:10
  Speaker 1: me and sat next to me and asked me for
• 18:12
  Speaker 1: like my snapchat or something red flag and must be nice, though, man,
• 18:16
  Speaker 1: must be nice. It's only happened twice in my all
• 18:18
  Speaker 1: of my years of life.
• 18:19
  Speaker 4: That's fifty percent more than me. You've got one, Yeah,
• 18:21
  Speaker 4: I've got there. You go fifty Is it fifty percent?
• 18:23
  Speaker 1: Quite? There's quite a lot. What was yours?
• 18:27
  Speaker 4: I was at the gym, obviously looking good there wait, yeah,
• 18:30
  Speaker 4: I've told this before.
• 18:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah. And she's talking about times we felt great.
• 18:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah yeah, so many times we know. Go yeah.
• 18:38
  Speaker 1: So I was in the gym, just got a heck
• 18:39
  Speaker 1: thic pump. I was obviously looking so swollen, and then
• 18:43
  Speaker 1: I actually just need it was I think I was like.
• 18:46
  Speaker 4: Nineteen maybe twenty two in my prime. Ah walked out
• 18:51
  Speaker 4: of that purple dungeon.
• 18:52
  Speaker 1: I can picture the haircut too, and just did core
• 18:56
  Speaker 1: and she like timed it.
• 18:58
  Speaker 4: So we're both walking out of the gym to I
• 19:00
  Speaker 4: thought that was really smart, and then she just goes,
• 19:04
  Speaker 4: you had a good session, and I was like, and
• 19:06
  Speaker 4: I had my headphones already off, and I was.
• 19:08
  Speaker 1: Like, yeah I did. Actually, then I was like, what
• 19:10
  Speaker 1: about you?
• 19:10
  Speaker 4: And then we just talked in the car park and
• 19:12
  Speaker 4: then at the end she's like, I remember if she
• 19:14
  Speaker 4: asked my no, I think she asked for my number.
• 19:16
  Speaker 4: I think she might have even been as forward to say,
• 19:18
  Speaker 4: do you want to go on a date with me?
• 19:20
  Speaker 2: What?
• 19:21
  Speaker 1: And I said, yes, well, of course you would.
• 19:23
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm too scared to say no. But she was
• 19:25
  Speaker 4: also a very nice girl. We went on a few
• 19:27
  Speaker 4: dates and fun. I didn't work out, but it was
• 19:29
  Speaker 4: still very flattering.
• 19:31
  Speaker 1: That's the only time, mate, so my muscles have to
• 19:34
  Speaker 1: be out. Yeah, yeah, you on the other hand's face.
• 19:40
  Speaker 1: I think the Canada one was because it was winter
• 19:46
  Speaker 1: there and I had flown there for a little while
• 19:48
  Speaker 1: summer here. Yeah, so I rock up looking like a
• 19:51
  Speaker 1: different freaking like I look like I'm from Greece or
• 19:54
  Speaker 1: something like that. You know what, I probably just looked
• 19:56
  Speaker 1: so different than this person, Like, holy shit, but I
• 20:00
  Speaker 1: when's another time you've been happy positive vibes? Let me think?
• 20:11
  Speaker 1: But I actually want to ask you a question. Think
• 20:13
  Speaker 1: it's just on this topic, right, So you know how
• 20:15
  Speaker 1: you were saying, have we spoken about this? Because I
• 20:18
  Speaker 1: definitely feel as I've spoken about this with best and
• 20:20
  Speaker 1: I want your opinion on it. So if you're I
• 20:24
  Speaker 1: think that we have weird.
• 20:28
  Speaker 2: Mm.
• 20:29
  Speaker 1: The word I'm looking for is definition weird definitions for
• 20:33
  Speaker 1: words we do as a generation. Okay, so scibity toilet, Hey,
• 20:40
  Speaker 1: that's not a that's not a word, or it doesn't
• 20:42
  Speaker 1: have a definition. That's a movement. Nobody toilet is a movement.
• 20:48
  Speaker 1: But I think that so situation ship we created, I
• 20:54
  Speaker 1: think it needs to be I think situations needs to
• 20:57
  Speaker 1: be burnt and put in a cage in hell. Boyfriend
• 21:00
  Speaker 1: and girlfriend obviously we means boyfriend and girlfriend, we have
• 21:04
  Speaker 1: that one correct. Oh yeah, dating, we think we have
• 21:07
  Speaker 1: really miss construed the definition of dating, right.
• 21:14
  Speaker 4: I do agree after a lot of the dilemmas we get,
• 21:19
  Speaker 4: especially there's this chat that people think we need to
• 21:22
  Speaker 4: have about exclusivity. We're in both of our opinions. We
• 21:26
  Speaker 4: talked about it before.
• 21:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't.
• 21:28
  Speaker 4: Think I think it's definitely healthy to have the chat.
• 21:30
  Speaker 4: But if you're seeing someone and you have the intentions
• 21:33
  Speaker 4: that you want to go further with this and you
• 21:35
  Speaker 4: like them. That chat is implied. And also dating is
• 21:40
  Speaker 4: just like going on a date, not necessarily boyfriend girlfriends
• 21:44
  Speaker 4: in quotes.
• 21:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so people say that, I mean guilty of it.
• 21:49
  Speaker 1: I would say to people that best and I are dating. Yeah,
• 21:51
  Speaker 1: we're not dating. We're literally fucking like partner life partners. Yeah,
• 21:56
  Speaker 1: we're fucking we are properly in a relationship. I think
• 22:00
  Speaker 1: we have made it very confusing. Yeah, and so I'm
• 22:03
  Speaker 1: pretty sure like the definition of dating would be if
• 22:07
  Speaker 1: say someone was to if you were single and someone
• 22:10
  Speaker 1: came up and said to you, oh, so, audio are
• 22:12
  Speaker 1: you dating, and you could say, yeah, I am dating,
• 22:16
  Speaker 1: And that could literally mean that you go on one
• 22:19
  Speaker 1: to two dates with a different girl every now and then. Yeah,
• 22:21
  Speaker 1: that's what dating means, Like I do. Date used to
• 22:24
  Speaker 1: mean that. But what happened, I don't know what happened.
• 22:27
  Speaker 4: Cassie says, I'm her partner. Yes, I think that's the right,
• 22:31
  Speaker 4: which I feel very sophisticated.
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 22:34
  Speaker 4: When she says, I'm like, oh, I feel like we've
• 22:36
  Speaker 4: been quite serious.
• 22:39
  Speaker 1: Are you going to get down? She is my partner?
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: I was like I am that, but I don't know
• 22:46
  Speaker 1: where we went wrong. It's definitely a gen Z generational thing.
• 22:50
  Speaker 1: I hate to think, what what is it called Jen Alpha?
• 22:52
  Speaker 1: Is that the one on Jen Alpha's next? Yeah, that's
• 22:54
  Speaker 1: a pistake. I think I got some one of my
• 22:56
  Speaker 1: siblings m opions.
• 22:57
  Speaker 4: I think they're cursed their whole I don't even know.
• 23:00
  Speaker 4: Dating will just be like I don't know, like going
• 23:02
  Speaker 4: on FaceTime and then you're dating.
• 23:04
  Speaker 1: That's it. Who knows. But to be fair, even when
• 23:07
  Speaker 1: we were younger, FaceTime was a thing, and.
• 23:10
  Speaker 4: We were lucky enough that it only just really came
• 23:12
  Speaker 4: out when we were finishing high school. Our generation was
• 23:15
  Speaker 4: good because our childhood we've still semi got to experience
• 23:20
  Speaker 4: calling up your friend's family house and being like, hello, mister,
• 23:24
  Speaker 4: can I please talk to Jake? And you used to
• 23:27
  Speaker 4: memorize your mate's numbers, which I think taught us a
• 23:30
  Speaker 4: lot of valuable skills, personable skills. Even though we talk
• 23:34
  Speaker 4: about not talking to people, I think it taught you
• 23:36
  Speaker 4: some valuable skills. And we're like, I hate to think
• 23:39
  Speaker 4: what the generation under us will do, Like they just
• 23:41
  Speaker 4: messaged their friend like that and they're fucking at their doorstep.
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: It's right by like, to be fair, you're right. But
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: even when we were younger, I do remember when we
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: caught it tuning. It was to Facebook messagers. How many
• 23:59
  Speaker 1: girls are you tune? Back in the day, I like
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: the oh yeah, how many girls? I think how many girls?
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: Too many to cow No, I'm trying. I'm not gonna lie.
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: I think. I think. I think, well, you dated that
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: one for a long time. I think how long was
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: your first relationship nearly two years? I thought it was
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: way longer than that. I thought it was broke up twice.
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: I thought it was like, Oh, to be fair, I
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: was gonna say, you know, we broke up once, got
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: back together, and then broke up again. Yeah, I'm pretty sure. Yeah,
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: a bit toxic. Tuning.
• 24:28
  Speaker 4: Fuck, that term is funny. I think I tuned maybe.
• 24:31
  Speaker 4: I think two people, maybe three.
• 24:33
  Speaker 1: I never ever, it was the thing everyone spoke about.
• 24:35
  Speaker 4: But actually, also, you didn't even know when you were tuning.
• 24:37
  Speaker 4: You thought you did, but you kind of know.
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah. I think our generation is the generation that invented talking.
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah or me and such and such a talking? What
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: are you talking about? You're just being humans in a
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: room together. Oh, that's fucking hectic, Like, good on you.
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: Now we're talking. Yeah, you know we're talking to Okay, cool,
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: so you're just like talking extra No, we're like we're
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: like exclusive a thing. I can say that. It's crazy
• 25:03
  Speaker 1: what technology has brought up tune. Yeah, I can tune
• 25:09
  Speaker 1: a fucking guitar. Where did that word? Names? I remember
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: one that didn't work out and then the other one
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: I dated. Oh see the one I tuned I dated.
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: We should bring tuning back, like obviously we can't, but
• 25:26
  Speaker 1: everyone listening like yeah we can't, instead of like saying
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: I'm in a situation ship like I'm tuning. I remember
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: a friend one time, to.
• 25:36
  Speaker 4: Be fair, we could tune our girlfriends like saying like
• 25:39
  Speaker 4: the term of the word is just like chatting them up.
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: For real, it is. I think tune is just like
• 25:43
  Speaker 1: chatting them up because I remember a friend ah just
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: saying to me once like I guess you must have
• 25:51
  Speaker 1: just been saying, is there anyone that you want to tune?
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: And I was like, oh, I mean I crush on someone,
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: blah blah blah. I was like, how do you do that?
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: But and this motherfucker said to me his advice to
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: me was message them and just say you want to
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: get on the tune like you're getting on a train together.
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: Remember thinking what that's crazy? Tell me if this is good?
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: He was an attractive bloke, I bet.
• 26:20
  Speaker 4: Yeah, when you're attractive in like year ten to twelve,
• 26:23
  Speaker 4: you don't need any game. All you need is good
• 26:25
  Speaker 4: looks like and a little bit of muscle because a
• 26:27
  Speaker 4: lot of the boys haven't developed yet.
• 26:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, if you wanted the lucky lucky ones to
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: develop over one summer and you come back or deep
• 26:34
  Speaker 1: voice yeah, and the other boys to skin. Yeah, tell
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: me if this is good.
• 26:40
  Speaker 4: Tuning okay, Okay, So I spoke about my date already.
• 26:43
  Speaker 4: We haven't been on a date in a while because
• 26:45
  Speaker 4: cuss he's been dieting, just all like an actual date
• 26:47
  Speaker 4: where we go to a restaurant because you can't track calories.
• 26:50
  Speaker 4: So I was quite excited for it. Yeah, and I
• 26:52
  Speaker 4: did this just on the whim, and I think it's
• 26:54
  Speaker 4: great game. But tuning okay. So she got in the
• 26:57
  Speaker 4: car and have you noticed that the DJ on Spotify
• 27:01
  Speaker 4: now you can talk to it?
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah, give it request.
• 27:04
  Speaker 4: So as she got in the car, I said, I
• 27:07
  Speaker 4: DJ play a first date playlist.
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: First Date from no, no, No, let me learn, let me land.
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: So she laughed and she's she said the same things.
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: We've been doing it for two years, and I'm like,
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: I'm setting the mood. Played a bit of Ed Sheeran
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: and stuff.
• 27:23
  Speaker 4: Anyway, date finished, we got in the car and I said,
• 27:28
  Speaker 4: play mer playlist that makes you want to have your
• 27:31
  Speaker 4: first kids.
• 27:34
  Speaker 1: Start playing some love songs, you know. I was like,
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: I'm doing good here, I'm doing good. And then we
• 27:40
  Speaker 1: went back to Mine made love and I was on
• 27:47
  Speaker 1: my phone.
• 27:48
  Speaker 4: I was like, oh, here's a great chance to finish
• 27:51
  Speaker 4: off this tuning.
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah. So I said, hey, DJ, play me a post
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: sex playlist. You're the worst, and I didn't play anything.
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: He said I can't take that request. I said it again.
• 28:04
  Speaker 1: I said, hey, DJ, play me your post sex playlist
• 28:08
  Speaker 1: and said I can't play that request. And then it
• 28:10
  Speaker 1: started playing Pepper Pink. We'll both sit in there and naked,
• 28:16
  Speaker 1: going what the fuck? That is so funny? That's what
• 28:26
  Speaker 1: you call good tune. I gotta say, you're the worst.
• 28:31
  Speaker 1: How does she let you get away with it? They
• 28:34
  Speaker 1: call me smooth Operado, What give it a go? They
• 28:38
  Speaker 1: call me smooth Offerder, Smoothader.
• 28:43
  Speaker 4: What I'll finish on Jake. What I saw on the
• 28:46
  Speaker 4: radio was how good relatables Patreon.
• 28:51
  Speaker 1: Is, some may say the most valuable thing you can purchase.
• 28:58
  Speaker 4: Literally, it's only five dollars a u D a month
• 29:03
  Speaker 4: and what you get is an extra episode and next
• 29:05
  Speaker 4: to one of these every single Thursday. And also the
• 29:08
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• 29:11
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• 29:14
  Speaker 4: is growing, everyone supporting each other, All the batteries are
• 29:16
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• 29:16
  Speaker 1: Yes, if you're going to sign up to Patreon, if
• 29:18
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• 29:19
  Speaker 1: the way, if we get a thousand paid members by
• 29:21
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• 29:22
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• 29:36
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• 29:41
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• 29:46
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• 29:48
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• 29:49
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• 29:52
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• 29:54
  Speaker 1: we fucked up and we can never know who sent
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: them in. Yes, honestly, probably better that way. Yeah, thank
• 29:59
  Speaker 1: you very much everybody that sends him in. We are
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: doing our best to get through them. I have a
• 30:03
  Speaker 1: juicy one today. Hey, Mommy and Daddy, long time listening
• 30:07
  Speaker 1: here from the UK, and I really hope to get
• 30:09
  Speaker 1: the I really hope you get the chance to cover
• 30:11
  Speaker 1: my dilemma. Before I start, I just wanted to say
• 30:14
  Speaker 1: I adore your potty and you and the girls bathroom
• 30:16
  Speaker 1: are the only two I listened to when you did
• 30:18
  Speaker 1: a collab. When you did a collab, I cried. Sorry,
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: I could have cried. I should have just left it again,
• 30:27
  Speaker 1: what's the take it? Thank you for making me laugh
• 30:30
  Speaker 1: every week. So let's get into it. To set the scene,
• 30:33
  Speaker 1: last May, I moved into my first home with my
• 30:37
  Speaker 1: then boyfriend and my little boy. In late July, I
• 30:41
  Speaker 1: started a new job and in the same week that
• 30:44
  Speaker 1: boyfriend left me. To be honest, I had mentally checked
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: out of that relationship during my pregnancy because he was
• 30:52
  Speaker 1: incredibly unsupportive, so I was kind of ready for the breakup.
• 30:57
  Speaker 1: But still it was a lot, new house, new job,
• 31:00
  Speaker 1: sudden single mum life. It hit hard. Fast forward to
• 31:04
  Speaker 1: my second week at my new job and I meet
• 31:07
  Speaker 1: one of the other managers for the first time, and
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: oh my god, he was so good looking. I actually
• 31:16
  Speaker 1: got nervous speaking to him. We started flirting almost instantly,
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: and since he was also fresh out of a tough relationship,
• 31:25
  Speaker 1: we totally trauma bonded. For context, I am a twenty
• 31:30
  Speaker 1: one year old More sorry, I am a twenty one
• 31:32
  Speaker 1: year old with a mortgage. You were about to say,
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: a twenty one year old model with a mortgage, a
• 31:38
  Speaker 1: great sales job, and a toddler. He is thirty one
• 31:42
  Speaker 1: and has been living with his best mate for the
• 31:44
  Speaker 1: past five years. Come September, one slightly tipsy night, he
• 31:48
  Speaker 1: shows up at my place and we end up having
• 31:51
  Speaker 1: the best sex I've ever had. That night kicked off
• 31:55
  Speaker 1: something really special where we are now. Fast forward and
• 32:01
  Speaker 1: we have a really solid relationship. He's amazing with my
• 32:04
  Speaker 1: little boy. Honestly, he's become such a great father figure.
• 32:07
  Speaker 1: He supports me in every way, emotionally and practically. He
• 32:11
  Speaker 1: even took me to Paris and made my Disney dreams
• 32:15
  Speaker 1: come true. Will we like like full on fairytale moment.
• 32:21
  Speaker 1: It's such a beautiful ride so far, or it's been
• 32:25
  Speaker 1: such a beautiful ride so far. Now for the dilemma.
• 32:28
  Speaker 1: His flat lease is up for renewal in September, which
• 32:33
  Speaker 1: also marks a year since our relationship started. Early on,
• 32:37
  Speaker 1: he talked a lot about wanting to move in together
• 32:40
  Speaker 1: and how he'd never felt this way about anyone, so naturally,
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: I brought it up again this week, but instead of
• 32:47
  Speaker 1: the exciting, romantic conversation I was expecting, he said things like,
• 32:52
  Speaker 1: I'm scared it's too soon. What if it doesn't work?
• 32:57
  Speaker 1: I told him I totally get the fear, but I
• 33:00
  Speaker 1: also believe you really get to know someone by living together.
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: And if he doesn't move in this September, it's likely
• 33:06
  Speaker 1: another whole year, which feels like a long time to
• 33:09
  Speaker 1: keep things in limbo, especially when we're already building a
• 33:13
  Speaker 1: life together. The main reason for holding back, oh sorry,
• 33:17
  Speaker 1: his men reason for holding back. He doesn't want to
• 33:19
  Speaker 1: leave his friend in the lurch, which I do understand.
• 33:23
  Speaker 1: He's thirty wide, which I do understand. His friends like family,
• 33:27
  Speaker 1: and he's helped him through a lot. But it's June
• 33:29
  Speaker 1: that gives his flatmate three whole months to find another flatmate,
• 33:34
  Speaker 1: and while I know it might sound selfish, I feel
• 33:37
  Speaker 1: like I should be his priority now facts just some context.
• 33:41
  Speaker 1: I live paycheck to paycheck, and he already helps by
• 33:44
  Speaker 1: buying the food shop. He's a huge part of my
• 33:47
  Speaker 1: son's life, and I don't want him sorry, and I
• 33:49
  Speaker 1: want him to be even more present. I want my
• 33:51
  Speaker 1: little boy to grow up never remembering a time without him.
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: We literally just got a cat together last month who
• 33:59
  Speaker 1: lives at mine. He doesn't drive and currently lives close
• 34:02
  Speaker 1: to work, so moving would make it harder for him
• 34:04
  Speaker 1: to commute to work. When we had the conversation, it
• 34:07
  Speaker 1: ended in tears on both sides. It wasn't nice, and
• 34:11
  Speaker 1: now I just don't know where I stand. He constantly
• 34:15
  Speaker 1: tells me how much he loves me, how he wants
• 34:17
  Speaker 1: to marry me and spend the rest of his life
• 34:19
  Speaker 1: with me. But now I'm left wondering if he really
• 34:21
  Speaker 1: feels that way, why doesn't he want to live with me?
• 34:24
  Speaker 1: Or am I just being unreasonable by wanting this next step.
• 34:27
  Speaker 1: Would love to hear some thoughts. Pictures attached. Yes, yeah, buddy,
• 34:31
  Speaker 1: I got them on my phone. Pictures attached. So I
• 34:37
  Speaker 1: did have a look at him, and I gotta say so.
• 34:41
  Speaker 4: Normally I would say I don't like the age gap,
• 34:45
  Speaker 4: but the fact that he's thirty one I think gives
• 34:48
  Speaker 4: him the maturity to be a good father figure.
• 34:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and it sounds like it's annoying. This is workable.
• 34:54
  Speaker 1: This is workable. Here you go, don't show the camera. Okay, okay, Oh,
• 34:58
  Speaker 1: he actually is pretty handsome. That's a nice coming, bro,
• 35:01
  Speaker 1: look at it. They look like a happy family. Yeah.
• 35:04
  Speaker 1: That baby's cute as fuck. Oh, I look at him.
• 35:08
  Speaker 1: Both good looking people, Okay, okay, okay.
• 35:11
  Speaker 4: I like having a face to beautiful. Sometimes I don't
• 35:14
  Speaker 4: like having a face because it's the harsh. He doesn't
• 35:17
  Speaker 4: look like the person I was picturing. He's hot, he's
• 35:20
  Speaker 4: actually tracked it.
• 35:21
  Speaker 1: Good jewel line, good airlines. Who looks at him in
• 35:23
  Speaker 1: a turkey? You would beard too? But everything. The cat's
• 35:27
  Speaker 1: kind of cute. Do you see the cop? Yeah? Ship
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: the baby? Okay, okay, this is workable. Yeah, he's fixable. Yeah.
• 35:35
  Speaker 1: I don't why he's so scared.
• 35:37
  Speaker 4: I think I think there's a reason why he's thirty
• 35:42
  Speaker 4: one and he hasn't made the commitment yet to anyone else.
• 35:47
  Speaker 4: I think he is a really good man, but something
• 35:51
  Speaker 4: within him is scared, Like as soon as like he's
• 35:54
  Speaker 4: said to you all the right things, and he probably
• 35:56
  Speaker 4: does feel that way, but as soon as that line
• 35:59
  Speaker 4: to cross of being like one entity comes, I dare
• 36:02
  Speaker 4: say it's happened to him before he's run away. So
• 36:05
  Speaker 4: I guess not that you have to tread lightly, but
• 36:08
  Speaker 4: how does she tread to be nurturing and be there
• 36:12
  Speaker 4: for him? Even though he's thirty one, it's still his
• 36:14
  Speaker 4: first time going through life and he seems like a
• 36:16
  Speaker 4: genuine man.
• 36:17
  Speaker 1: True, I guess everyone's going through life for the first time.
• 36:20
  Speaker 4: How can we help him because I don't know. It's
• 36:23
  Speaker 4: just I guess it's scary because it is a year.
• 36:26
  Speaker 4: In my personal opinion, a year is a good time.
• 36:29
  Speaker 4: But also in my relationship, we've made the conscious decision
• 36:31
  Speaker 4: to wait just to maintain our independence. But I feel
• 36:34
  Speaker 4: like they've crossed that line by getting a cat together.
• 36:37
  Speaker 1: Definitely no percent. But also he's spoken about wanting it.
• 36:43
  Speaker 4: Yeah, wanting to marriage. I think he really wants it.
• 36:45
  Speaker 4: He's just scared of that final stage. How do we
• 36:48
  Speaker 4: get him to cross the line other than him being
• 36:50
  Speaker 4: thirty one?
• 36:56
  Speaker 1: I actually am trying to think here, bro, the work together,
• 37:00
  Speaker 1: both managers, both have a good job, work together.
• 37:03
  Speaker 4: You're also already you've basically so what happened is you've
• 37:08
  Speaker 4: crossed the line without actually saying it together of being
• 37:11
  Speaker 4: an entity by getting a cat and him contributing with
• 37:15
  Speaker 4: the groceries and working together as a team, which is
• 37:17
  Speaker 4: really good and healthy and nice to see. But he
• 37:21
  Speaker 4: hasn't seen that yet, So I guess you've got to
• 37:23
  Speaker 4: realize that, dude, you're already doing it. There's nothing to
• 37:26
  Speaker 4: be scared of.
• 37:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah, no, you're right.
• 37:29
  Speaker 4: Just moving in is just this one line where in
• 37:31
  Speaker 4: every relationship like, oh shit, man, that's too much.
• 37:34
  Speaker 1: It's looked at as this humongous thing. Yeah, and it's
• 37:37
  Speaker 1: not that it's not a big thing, but also people
• 37:39
  Speaker 1: kind of it's like the same thing of how some
• 37:43
  Speaker 1: people will be in a situationship because they aren't ready
• 37:48
  Speaker 1: to commit, but they're like already getting such an intense
• 37:52
  Speaker 1: situationship that they literally committed and it like it would
• 37:55
  Speaker 1: literally be considered like cheating if one of them with
• 37:57
  Speaker 1: another person. But I find for some reason feelers so
• 38:00
  Speaker 1: they can't get into a relationship and actually label it
• 38:03
  Speaker 1: as boyfriend and girlfriend, because then they think they can't
• 38:05
  Speaker 1: break up with them. But it's like, you're actually allowed
• 38:07
  Speaker 1: to break up with someone whenever you feel like it, exactly,
• 38:10
  Speaker 1: you know what I mean. And at the same time,
• 38:12
  Speaker 1: it's like, if you guys move in together and hate it,
• 38:13
  Speaker 1: you're actually allowed to move out and think, oh, we're
• 38:16
  Speaker 1: not ready to move in together and not break up.
• 38:18
  Speaker 4: Maybe that's the answer. So he's scared that. I don't know,
• 38:21
  Speaker 4: he's going to be too deep. But although it's a
• 38:24
  Speaker 4: tricky conversation and I think he is a really nice
• 38:27
  Speaker 4: good man, say to him, Look, moving in doesn't change anything.
• 38:31
  Speaker 4: If for some reason this doesn't work together, you are
• 38:35
  Speaker 4: completely in your right to break up with me and
• 38:39
  Speaker 4: move out and we can figure this out together.
• 38:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah. And if we move in together and you hate it, like,
• 38:45
  Speaker 1: voice that, yeah, just voice it. Yeah, we need to
• 38:48
  Speaker 1: everything needs to be like put out on the table
• 38:50
  Speaker 1: so we can it's not you, and it's it's not
• 38:53
  Speaker 1: you and him against each other. Yeah, you need to
• 38:55
  Speaker 1: think of the problem, right, So the problem is is
• 38:58
  Speaker 1: he going to move in. He's problem is he's gonna
• 39:00
  Speaker 1: hate it. So here's what I remember actually doing a
• 39:04
  Speaker 1: little bit. But there's an episode we have about how
• 39:05
  Speaker 1: to argue, remember, I think so so I'm pretty sure
• 39:08
  Speaker 1: there's like a tactic where you each get to get
• 39:11
  Speaker 1: a few minutes to talk where it's like, okay, you
• 39:16
  Speaker 1: tay you. You would say why you want him to
• 39:20
  Speaker 1: move in, and you would say all your reasons and
• 39:24
  Speaker 1: it's not in a way of again not arguing. And
• 39:26
  Speaker 1: then he would say all of his reasons as to
• 39:29
  Speaker 1: why he doesn't want to move in, and then well
• 39:33
  Speaker 1: he kind of already said him.
• 39:34
  Speaker 4: Yeah, the friend one not valid thirty one and also
• 39:38
  Speaker 4: three months to find a new roomy his friend can
• 39:40
  Speaker 4: gra up.
• 39:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's his own life.
• 39:42
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I think that's just like a get out jail
• 39:45
  Speaker 4: freekly trying to use Yeah, and what.
• 39:46
  Speaker 1: Was his other reason? Look, I don't know why that
• 39:48
  Speaker 1: friend is his responsibility. It's not regardless of how much
• 39:51
  Speaker 1: that friend has helped him through life?
• 39:53
  Speaker 4: Yeah, why is that his Responsibilityways? The other reason that's
• 39:55
  Speaker 4: not valid at all? Is it too on the scheme
• 39:59
  Speaker 4: of what soon?
• 40:01
  Speaker 1: What if it doesn't work? Like, what if it doesn't work?
• 40:03
  Speaker 1: What if it does work and we're together for the
• 40:04
  Speaker 1: rest of our lives? You can't go through life just
• 40:06
  Speaker 1: saying what if, what if? Whatef? Never gonna do anything ever? Yeah, exactly,
• 40:09
  Speaker 1: So I'm pretty sure. Yeah, you both need to say
• 40:12
  Speaker 1: your piece, as in, like you say why you want it,
• 40:15
  Speaker 1: and like you go into you say to him like,
• 40:17
  Speaker 1: this is how I want to figure this out, this
• 40:18
  Speaker 1: is I just want to try something again. But there's
• 40:20
  Speaker 1: no we're literally we're not fighting here. Yeah, we are
• 40:23
  Speaker 1: both saying our reason as to why we want the thing.
• 40:26
  Speaker 1: And then because you both still love each other, yeah yeah, yeah,
• 40:28
  Speaker 1: you're trying to get to a conclusion together. And then
• 40:30
  Speaker 1: after that, either a conclusion will just present itself and
• 40:34
  Speaker 1: one of you is either is going to sound super dumb,
• 40:37
  Speaker 1: probably him, And then but if he's like hell bent
• 40:41
  Speaker 1: on this and he just has absolute stupid reasons, it's
• 40:45
  Speaker 1: one of those classic situations of well, he's a great guy,
• 40:48
  Speaker 1: he does everything, he helps me out, he took me
• 40:50
  Speaker 1: to Disney, he pays for the groceries, he loves my child,
• 40:52
  Speaker 1: we got a cat together. But still he can't fight.
• 40:57
  Speaker 1: You can't really have a bunch of good things and
• 40:58
  Speaker 1: then a butt.
• 40:59
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and I think what will happen is men are very,
• 41:03
  Speaker 4: very thick and once you say your two cents and
• 41:06
  Speaker 4: explain that you already are an entity together because of
• 41:10
  Speaker 4: all these things we do together and I love that
• 41:12
  Speaker 4: about you, Yeah, honey, and hopefully something will click it
• 41:16
  Speaker 4: be oh yeah, whatit a second, it's just another thing.
• 41:19
  Speaker 4: We're living together, and I basically stay over five nights anyway. Yeah, Like, honestly,
• 41:23
  Speaker 4: I'm already doing it. Yeah, and hopefully something clicks and
• 41:25
  Speaker 4: he goes down the avenue of being like, oh shit,
• 41:27
  Speaker 4: it's not that scary. He's just a scared thirty one
• 41:30
  Speaker 4: year old man. Honestly, I'm sure that is exactly It
• 41:33
  Speaker 4: shouldn't need the conversation, but I'm sure that's what it is.
• 41:35
  Speaker 1: I think it will work itself out. And I'm trying
• 41:38
  Speaker 1: to think here, I don't know if this is fair,
• 41:41
  Speaker 1: but I'm going to say it. So let's say he
• 41:44
  Speaker 1: is like, just straight up no, I just don't want
• 41:47
  Speaker 1: to move in yet, right, which I guess it's like
• 41:50
  Speaker 1: he's entitled to say that to me, fair and even
• 41:52
  Speaker 1: though he did say earlier on in the relationship that
• 41:54
  Speaker 1: he wants to move in, but now he's changing his mind,
• 41:56
  Speaker 1: which is not nice. Everyone's entitled to how they feel
• 42:01
  Speaker 1: and basically in that situation, like if you think, look,
• 42:06
  Speaker 1: it's not bad enough to break up over, like everything
• 42:09
  Speaker 1: else is great, except you just doesn't want to move
• 42:10
  Speaker 1: in yet, but you would, then the compromise would then
• 42:13
  Speaker 1: be well, okay, cool. If not, now, it's only fair
• 42:19
  Speaker 1: that you tell me when. Yeah, yeah, the.
• 42:21
  Speaker 4: Six months, another year, and then you can make the
• 42:23
  Speaker 4: conscious decision if it's worth keeping up with it.
• 42:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly, yeah, Because like if you guys end up
• 42:29
  Speaker 1: getting to a conclusion where you're both happy that you
• 42:32
  Speaker 1: are going to just wait one more year, and then
• 42:35
  Speaker 1: it gets.
• 42:35
  Speaker 4: What it happened, he'll say, He'll probably say this, He'll
• 42:38
  Speaker 4: probably say, all right, I want to weigh another year.
• 42:39
  Speaker 4: Six months down the track, he'll say he's ready. Yeah, maybe, okay,
• 42:42
  Speaker 4: that's what's gonna happen.
• 42:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, fingers crossed. But if he does the whole
• 42:47
  Speaker 1: thing we wants to wait another year and then and
• 42:49
  Speaker 1: then doesn't again, he's like, throw that you're thirty one,
• 42:53
  Speaker 1: you're thirty two at this point, mate, it's honestly embarrassing. Yeah,
• 42:57
  Speaker 1: I think this one will work out. Yeah, I hope, yes,
• 43:00
  Speaker 1: I hope.
• 43:01
  Speaker 4: All right, next dilemma sharp curveball my military love. I
• 43:07
  Speaker 4: have a boyfriend who is in the military. He sent
• 43:10
  Speaker 4: me a video and voice messages and keeps saying he
• 43:12
  Speaker 4: will be home soon so we can actually meet in person.
• 43:15
  Speaker 4: I have sent him money for internet connection so we
• 43:18
  Speaker 4: can talk on Snap and he promises once he's home
• 43:22
  Speaker 4: he will pay me back in double because he said
• 43:24
  Speaker 4: the military freezes their bank accounts while on deployment. My
• 43:29
  Speaker 4: family found out about him and thinks he is a
• 43:31
  Speaker 4: scam and they want me to break up with him.
• 43:34
  Speaker 4: He knows that my family doesn't approve of him, and
• 43:37
  Speaker 4: we have argued a little about the whole money issue.
• 43:40
  Speaker 4: I explained to him we should be able to have
• 43:42
  Speaker 4: a relationship without money being involved, and sometimes I feel
• 43:46
  Speaker 4: like he understands, but other times he doesn't because he
• 43:48
  Speaker 4: will still ask me for money and I lie and
• 43:51
  Speaker 4: say I don't have it.
• 43:52
  Speaker 1: I don't have it at this time.
• 43:55
  Speaker 4: My dilemma is what should I do because I have
• 43:57
  Speaker 4: feelings for him and I do love him, but feeling
• 44:01
  Speaker 4: like I'm being forced to pick size between my family
• 44:03
  Speaker 4: and him, and I know they're just looking out for me,
• 44:06
  Speaker 4: but not sure what to do. Sorry for this one
• 44:08
  Speaker 4: being long would love your input. What so I think
• 44:14
  Speaker 4: like all jokes aside. I think she's I would put
• 44:17
  Speaker 4: two and two together that she's getting scammed.
• 44:19
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, obviously. Yeah.
• 44:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 44:22
  Speaker 1: I thought you were gonna say, like she's from a
• 44:23
  Speaker 1: different country or something. No, yeah, no, I think she's
• 44:25
  Speaker 1: completely getting scammed. Yeah, this is like the oldest trick
• 44:28
  Speaker 1: in the book to get scammed. Wow. People really do
• 44:33
  Speaker 1: get blind, yeah, blinded by love. People really do get blind.
• 44:38
  Speaker 4: So I think the solution is, although you probably don't
• 44:41
  Speaker 4: want to hear it unless you can get solid proof,
• 44:45
  Speaker 4: which I don't think you could ever get. I really
• 44:48
  Speaker 4: believe you need to break this off asap instantly.
• 44:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 44:53
  Speaker 4: No relationship should ever be on the foundation of sending
• 44:56
  Speaker 4: the money to communicate he's obviously from third world country
• 45:01
  Speaker 4: or something. Any scamming you?
• 45:03
  Speaker 1: Is she Australian? I don't know. I'm just going to
• 45:05
  Speaker 1: look two things up, ready from multiple countries. Ready, does
• 45:10
  Speaker 1: the Australian There's no way they freeze your banking Army
• 45:15
  Speaker 1: freeze their troops bank accounts. No they don't, there's no way. No,
• 45:22
  Speaker 1: the Australian Army does not freeze the bank accounts of
• 45:25
  Speaker 1: its personnel when they are deployed. Does the let's try American?
• 45:29
  Speaker 1: See she could be American? You know, does the doesn't
• 45:33
  Speaker 1: make any sense? Any country would No? The American nun
• 45:36
  Speaker 1: does not? Girl? Do your research? Come on, does the
• 45:39
  Speaker 1: does any country? Does any country? I'm sure there is
• 45:43
  Speaker 1: does any I don't reckon a country? No? Okay, so
• 45:51
  Speaker 1: question answered. Apologies that that's where we had to do it.
• 45:56
  Speaker 1: We think that you're great, and we think that you're
• 45:59
  Speaker 1: going to get through this, but we know that you're
• 46:01
  Speaker 1: getting scammed. Yeah, all learning, all learning, love. You need
• 46:06
  Speaker 1: to be at one point one on one in person.
• 46:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah. And don't send money overseas? Yeah yeah. How
• 46:17
  Speaker 1: do you make you do it through a wise account
• 46:18
  Speaker 1: of paper like pay id? Yeah? Probably not idea. Sorry,
• 46:23
  Speaker 1: excuse your family. Yeah, up next, Jake.
• 46:31
  Speaker 4: We can say this now because Stimulated has been terminated.
• 46:35
  Speaker 1: Next up on the menu. Hey, this is almost dessert.
• 46:40
  Speaker 4: We've switched up the roster. Ladies, what do you think
• 46:44
  Speaker 4: his new girl should know? The Patreon is worth it?
• 46:49
  Speaker 1: I'm kidding? All right, This is ig Question of the week.
• 46:52
  Speaker 1: It's back and I'm coming with some heat.
• 46:57
  Speaker 4: It's a little bit harsh, a little bit sad to
• 46:59
  Speaker 4: hear but also funny. So I'm gonna kick things off, Ladies,
• 47:04
  Speaker 4: What do you think his new girl should know his
• 47:06
  Speaker 4: dick sticks and will never taste better no matter how
• 47:11
  Speaker 4: hard you change his diet?
• 47:14
  Speaker 1: Bro, his dick stick? Bro, what does it smell like?
• 47:22
  Speaker 1: I don't. I didn't know that a winner penis could
• 47:31
  Speaker 1: smell bad. Did. The only thing I think I knew
• 47:34
  Speaker 1: was that guys with a foreskin get some cheese in there.
• 47:36
  Speaker 1: Cheese got to discharge.
• 47:38
  Speaker 4: Nearly unless you don't clan it for like months and months,
• 47:42
  Speaker 4: it doesn't smell.
• 47:43
  Speaker 1: I know why you've never smelled a penis? True? Ever
• 47:47
  Speaker 1: been closer? Girls do probably know what he've been close.
• 47:52
  Speaker 4: This girl's like giving her boyfriend head next day, she's.
• 47:55
  Speaker 1: Like, babe, you really need to get on this diet. Yeah,
• 47:59
  Speaker 1: like just looking after your Yeah yeah yeah yeah NUMBERKFC.
• 48:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah no, Mam McDonald's, you know that he's really stinks.
• 48:07
  Speaker 1: I could understand that.
• 48:08
  Speaker 4: I was going to say, because come, I can understand
• 48:10
  Speaker 4: it tastes funny, but that wouldn't stink.
• 48:12
  Speaker 1: But yeah, I think after it's definitely a cleanliness thing. Yeah,
• 48:17
  Speaker 1: I don't know how to watch himself, like come after
• 48:19
  Speaker 1: a wild smells bad. Yeah, but that's like anything because
• 48:21
  Speaker 1: it's like an organic matter going off organic matter. It's
• 48:27
  Speaker 1: like fucking compost. I wonder what weird question to ask
• 48:34
  Speaker 1: safe space? Yeah, no judgment, these four wars man, no judgment.
• 48:38
  Speaker 1: These are our wolves. One. What would human sperm do
• 48:42
  Speaker 1: to a plant?
• 48:46
  Speaker 4: I don't think anything. Do you burn a hole or
• 48:48
  Speaker 4: something that we're thinking, Oh, I just need like it,
• 48:50
  Speaker 4: I mean quicker growth.
• 48:54
  Speaker 1: Because it's like an organic substance. Yeah, give it a go, man.
• 49:01
  Speaker 5: Okay, we've done Like what was the ig question?
• 49:06
  Speaker 1: It was like, like not that one thing that like
• 49:09
  Speaker 1: girls get the like way harder off than boys. Like
• 49:12
  Speaker 1: there's obviously a lot of things, but like them giving
• 49:15
  Speaker 1: head slash, they obviously don't have to do it.
• 49:17
  Speaker 4: Swallowing come that must be the worst thing. It can't
• 49:20
  Speaker 4: be nice, It can't be enjoyable. Like thinking on the
• 49:22
  Speaker 4: scheme of like sex, what both parties do? That's really
• 49:25
  Speaker 4: the short.
• 49:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah I couldn't. I couldn't have that type of viscosity
• 49:33
  Speaker 1: in the back of my throat.
• 49:34
  Speaker 4: That wordsco viscoffity. Yeah, that's not even my vocabulary viscoffity.
• 49:42
  Speaker 1: Nice, try buddy off, Come on a plan, ladies, what
• 49:50
  Speaker 1: should his new girl know that thing he does with
• 49:55
  Speaker 1: his fingers? You're welcome. Oh somebody stirred up? Ye cooked
• 50:04
  Speaker 1: here she's on her apron. You did a service, girl,
• 50:10
  Speaker 1: you did a good thing. Yo. Well yeah, that's crazy.
• 50:14
  Speaker 1: That's girl to a core.
• 50:16
  Speaker 4: All right, I'm going to say this one. I think
• 50:19
  Speaker 4: how she would say. I'm trying. Yeah, all right, ladies,
• 50:23
  Speaker 4: what do you think his new girl should know he's
• 50:26
  Speaker 4: a pathological liar and will crush your sense of self.
• 50:32
  Speaker 1: You're trying to say that really fast? What's funny? What
• 50:35
  Speaker 1: I said? That? Good?
• 50:37
  Speaker 4: He's a pathological liar. I will crush your sense of self?
• 50:39
  Speaker 4: That was I said it good the first time. First
• 50:42
  Speaker 4: you understood me, understood you put me on the back.
• 50:45
  Speaker 4: I speak, oddie.
• 50:46
  Speaker 1: That's why you'd hope. So, ladies, what should his new
• 50:53
  Speaker 1: girl know that he still sleeps with his axe? Ooh
• 51:00
  Speaker 1: ooh the fact that you know that's kind of bad too.
• 51:04
  Speaker 1: They're still sleeping together. Oh, and I went straight over
• 51:09
  Speaker 1: your head. Why why would she snitch on herself? That's
• 51:12
  Speaker 1: why I went over my head. No, you wouldn't say that. Well,
• 51:17
  Speaker 1: what it's just what she should know. But it's what
• 51:19
  Speaker 1: she isn't going to know. Oh okay, okay, okay, okay, fair, fair, fair.
• 51:24
  Speaker 1: That one's too takey for me. Man. Yeah, I'm it's slow. Yeah, okay,
• 51:29
  Speaker 1: give you some something to fuel that brainy or.
• 51:33
  Speaker 4: What do you think his new girl should know that
• 51:35
  Speaker 4: we overlapped? Oh, that's juicy, that's a nightmare.
• 51:42
  Speaker 1: That is a nightmare. But couldn't know that? Mmm, you
• 51:47
  Speaker 1: have overlapped?
• 51:48
  Speaker 2: No?
• 51:49
  Speaker 1: Neither, I don't actually know. No, I mean like you
• 51:53
  Speaker 1: with you're the one overlapping as in I'm the new one,
• 51:58
  Speaker 1: or I'm the old one in or have I ever
• 52:01
  Speaker 1: overlapped as in like I have a girlfriend, h not
• 52:04
  Speaker 1: a girlfriend as a girl and the new one I
• 52:08
  Speaker 1: started seeing before I ended it.
• 52:09
  Speaker 4: With your No, I like, my feelings will get hurt
• 52:17
  Speaker 4: too much empathy.
• 52:20
  Speaker 1: I couldn't have sex knowing I'm still talking to someone else.
• 52:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah that No, that would be in my head and
• 52:25
  Speaker 1: I wouldn't be able to get hard. I'd feel terrible. Yeah,
• 52:30
  Speaker 1: I actually think I might agree with it. Yeah, all right, ladies,
• 52:37
  Speaker 1: what should his new girl know? Sign up as a nanny.
• 52:42
  Speaker 1: Then at least you'll get paid for babysitter. I think
• 52:46
  Speaker 1: he should know that. Well, she should know that. Sorry, Yeah,
• 52:51
  Speaker 1: well yeah, some of these girls out here deserves and
• 52:54
  Speaker 1: pay for the charity work they're doing. Yeah, far out.
• 52:58
  Speaker 4: What do you think his new girl should No, the
• 53:00
  Speaker 4: therapy is expensive.
• 53:02
  Speaker 2: Wow?
• 53:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a good warning. It is.
• 53:06
  Speaker 3: It is.
• 53:07
  Speaker 1: Therapy is expensive. But you should get ahead, start now, pay.
• 53:10
  Speaker 5: For private healthcare, sign up for private recommend ladies.
• 53:21
  Speaker 1: What should his new girl know that he will never
• 53:27
  Speaker 1: finish last Oh yeah, yeah, she would have figured that
• 53:35
  Speaker 1: out after the first time. Yeah, I think no, not
• 53:39
  Speaker 1: not necessarily. Some guys have some guys, not speaking from
• 53:45
  Speaker 1: experience or anything, some guys get a little excited the
• 53:47
  Speaker 1: first time.
• 53:48
  Speaker 6: It's called pre ejaculation, a little bit of uh, what's
• 53:52
  Speaker 6: it called boobies, a little bit of.
• 54:00
  Speaker 1: On set ejaculeishly on set ejaculich. But you know, maybe
• 54:07
  Speaker 1: you should do your early on set jaculations on a
• 54:10
  Speaker 1: plant and then go down it pounds down experience right now,
• 54:16
  Speaker 1: it'd be whatever, all right?
• 54:21
  Speaker 4: This one if like relatables had a code or like
• 54:26
  Speaker 4: what's the DNA strand called what's that?
• 54:29
  Speaker 1: Like? You know, you know that thing? Code? Yeah, you
• 54:31
  Speaker 1: know how this like goes in and out of each
• 54:33
  Speaker 1: other DNA. Yeah, yeah, yeah, this would be our related DNA.
• 54:36
  Speaker 4: Okay, okay, ladies, what do you think his new girl
• 54:39
  Speaker 4: should know? He's gonna say his girl best friend isn't
• 54:43
  Speaker 4: a problem and neither is liking bikini picks.
• 54:48
  Speaker 1: You can see that DNA strand that is deep within
• 54:52
  Speaker 1: relatable's DNA. Yeah. Always, it's always the issue. It is
• 54:59
  Speaker 1: always the issue. It's always an issue. She's just a friend.
• 55:02
  Speaker 1: To those of you out there that have a significant
• 55:05
  Speaker 1: other with a best friend of the opposite sexual orientation
• 55:14
  Speaker 1: and you're okay with it and it all works out.
• 55:16
  Speaker 1: I salute you, good on you, but I don't believe you.
• 55:21
  Speaker 4: Your best friends to you trip and fall into their vagina.
• 55:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah, boy, yeah, best friends into you and you and
• 55:29
  Speaker 1: him get in a fight and he needs someone's shoulder
• 55:32
  Speaker 1: to cry. It's the perfect heart. That best friend's shoulder
• 55:36
  Speaker 1: is tough, tough. What, ladies, what should his new girl no?
• 55:46
  Speaker 1: And he says with an American addict accent, that he's
• 55:50
  Speaker 1: a cheater with a small wiener, that he's a cheater.
• 55:54
  Speaker 1: How do you do an American accent? He's a cheating
• 55:59
  Speaker 1: because they call him wingers sages. Yeah, snags a bit
• 56:03
  Speaker 1: of a bit of what I was listening to actually
• 56:07
  Speaker 1: the basement today they call him dogs, dogs and feet.
• 56:11
  Speaker 1: See I would say, yeah, my dogs, feet, my dogs,
• 56:15
  Speaker 1: but they say that like sometimes if I said you,
• 56:21
  Speaker 1: what is a hot dog? Would you say that red sausage? Oh? Oh,
• 56:27
  Speaker 1: I would say a hot dog is like the full
• 56:30
  Speaker 1: on the sausage, the bun. That's a hot dog. So
• 56:34
  Speaker 1: you would guys find just like the actual sausages. Okay,
• 56:37
  Speaker 1: don't worry. It's literally three against one. Jake's listening to
• 56:49
  Speaker 1: you guys. You guys are sucking dumb ladies.
• 56:52
  Speaker 4: What do you think his new girl should know that
• 56:54
  Speaker 4: he props thinks it's an open relationship.
• 56:57
  Speaker 1: That's fucking crazy. Hell yeah, that's crazy. There's almost like
• 57:01
  Speaker 1: a fine line of when you should tell someone something.
• 57:04
  Speaker 4: But yeah, I ogaon, like we should bring back the
• 57:07
  Speaker 4: days of like because like when you send a message,
• 57:12
  Speaker 4: there's like digital evidence of your name, but like a
• 57:15
  Speaker 4: letter that could come from anywhere. Drop a letter in
• 57:18
  Speaker 4: saying he thinks it's an open relationship, you're sincerely a
• 57:23
  Speaker 4: baddie form out of there.
• 57:25
  Speaker 1: Or if you're like so, there's a lot of trash
• 57:28
  Speaker 1: dudes out there. Right, they'll go on a night out,
• 57:30
  Speaker 1: they'll take a girl home and they have a one
• 57:32
  Speaker 1: night stand. They'll leave and then the girl finds out
• 57:33
  Speaker 1: that he actually has a girlfriend. Yeah, all right, And
• 57:36
  Speaker 1: we actually get some dilemmas where there is a moral
• 57:38
  Speaker 1: dilemma going on of should I tell his girlfriend? Yeah,
• 57:42
  Speaker 1: And if you're having that moral dilemma, oz, post is
• 57:47
  Speaker 1: the answer. Fucking just anonymously post a letter. It's hard
• 57:51
  Speaker 1: to get their address, but girls can get that easy. Yeah,
• 57:56
  Speaker 1: He's easy somewhere, absolutely easy. Or my next solution to
• 58:02
  Speaker 1: that problem would be if it really wouldn't be that
• 58:08
  Speaker 1: hard to you know, spread a little rumor, I like this,
• 58:14
  Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying, you know, spread it, spread
• 58:17
  Speaker 1: a little room, a down the grape vine in her direction.
• 58:20
  Speaker 1: He's got a small wiener in that no, that he
• 58:23
  Speaker 1: cheated on. Yeah, it wasn't that big either, So get
• 58:29
  Speaker 1: a little get a little roomor going down the grape vine,
• 58:31
  Speaker 1: you know, with your name attached, not that you started
• 58:34
  Speaker 1: the rumor, but like your name attached to the rumor
• 58:36
  Speaker 1: as if, like as if you're the one that he's cheating.
• 58:39
  Speaker 1: And then what's going to happen is the girlfriend's going
• 58:41
  Speaker 1: to find out and she's actually going to message you,
• 58:44
  Speaker 1: and then you're gonna say, oh girl, I'm so sorry.
• 58:47
  Speaker 1: Actually yes, and I didn't know he had a girlfriend,
• 58:49
  Speaker 1: So you know what I'm saying. Yeah, it's getting a
• 58:50
  Speaker 1: little bit techy, but I don't know way to do it.
• 58:52
  Speaker 1: I say it, I say it. That's an a little
• 58:54
  Speaker 1: bit techy ladies. What should his new girl no? He
• 59:01
  Speaker 1: lasts five minutes?
• 59:05
  Speaker 4: Congratulations? Yeah, you got yourself a good one.
• 59:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah. What are you trying to say here? Yeah, you're
• 59:10
  Speaker 1: trying to say you're welcome. Yeah, that's like a high
• 59:12
  Speaker 1: five after sex. Typ shit. Yeah that was good. I
• 59:15
  Speaker 1: mean it sounded like it was coming off as an insult.
• 59:18
  Speaker 1: It's like the grass is always greener five minutes, but
• 59:20
  Speaker 1: come on, like, take what you can get exactly better
• 59:24
  Speaker 1: than twenty three seconds. Yeah, all right, ladies, what do
• 59:28
  Speaker 1: you think his new girl should know he wants a mother,
• 59:30
  Speaker 1: not a partner? Oh my god, bro, that is relatable.
• 59:38
  Speaker 1: I'm sure I wouldn't know, but I'm sure it's very relatable. Wow, agreed, ladies,
• 59:46
  Speaker 1: Wat should his new girl no that I'll be back,
• 59:52
  Speaker 1: I'll be back good insert arnold me.
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 4: My last one, Ladies, what do you think his new
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 4: girl should know? You're not his new girl, just another
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 4: on his roster.
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 1: That's mean. It's the harsh reality of a Jake. I
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 1: don't live in the you know, ignorance is bliss moment
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 1: for a while.
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 4: It's the harsh reality, though, Jake is We've got to
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 4: be real. Sometimes it's hard out there. It is with
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 4: these pathological Mamma's boys, small waned men.
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 1: That's how you would describe men these days who were single,
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 1: fair of them. I'm not arguing with that. All right, ladies,
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 1: what should his new girl know? It's my last one?
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 1: His balls and his bum hole are harry, fact, Jake,
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 1: what are these what are these ones? You're picking? You
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 1: picked that I was, I know, I'm picking this as in,
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 1: like we need to send a message out there. Yeah,
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 1: they all are. All men's bum holes and all men's
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 1: balls acts are harry and like he's a bad blog
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 1: that he's making you go down there when it's hairy,
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 1: Like what why are you and his bummer?
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 4: I don't think my girlfriend ever seen my bumhole wide open.
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 4: And obviously some men shave their bull sex, but it's
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 4: a very technical shave.
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 1: It's a scary.
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 4: It's a technical thing. I've cut it once and I'm scarred.
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 4: He's electric, got to go like the normal.
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 1: I actually like you see, I'll use electric. Man, that's scary.
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 1: That's nopping that ship. I agree, but I hover. Yeah,
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 1: I don't touch the skin. It's a delicate technical, man,
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 1: it's a delicate, very technical.
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 4: I like soft as possible, warm water to soften the
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 4: skin and slows and I don't do like a full
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 4: good job.
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 1: No, no, no no, it's quick yecause it's like one
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  Speaker 1: pass over the whole thing. If you miss something, that's
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 1: that's next most problem. Okay, guys, time to We're gonna
• 1:01:55
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