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DONKEY: Man Sued For Donating Too Much Sperm After Allegedly Fathering 500 Kids · The Breakfast Club

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  Speaker 1: Donkey date, time of eyes. You get dunk every day.
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  Speaker 1: You are a drection hun, I'm gonna fatten all that
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  Speaker 1: shit around your eye. They want this man to Doten
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  Speaker 1: Blowers man. They waited for Charlomage top bloss judgment. Who
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  Speaker 1: was gonna be on the Donkey of the day. They
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  Speaker 1: chose you. There was a breakfast club. Bitches, Who's donkey
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  Speaker 1: the day today? Wow? Donkey today? For Friday, March thirty first,
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  Speaker 1: Freaky Freaky Freaky Friday goes to a Dutch musician named
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  Speaker 1: Jonathan Jacob Mijor. Now what does this have to do
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  Speaker 1: with Freaky Friday. Well, Jonathan has donated sperm to at
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  Speaker 1: least thirteen clinics, eleven in the Netherlands, where he was
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  Speaker 1: blacklisted in twenty seventeen for fathering a hundred and two children. Jesus,
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  Speaker 1: that is a lot of baby batter I mean, just
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  Speaker 1: unlimited clam sauce everywhere. Would you like a little gentleman
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  Speaker 1: is relish with that poom poom pastry? Of course you would,
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  Speaker 1: That's why you're here. Let's go to Vice News for Plie,
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  Speaker 1: a prolific Dutch sperm donor alleged to have fathered hundreds
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  Speaker 1: of children is being taken to court to stop him
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  Speaker 1: from conceiving any more. The civil suit against Jonathan Jacob Meyer,
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  Speaker 1: a forty one year old musician from the Hague who
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  Speaker 1: now lives in Kenya, has been launched by the donor
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  Speaker 1: Kind Foundation, a Dutch organization which supports donor children, and
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  Speaker 1: a mother who gave birth to a child conceived using
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  Speaker 1: his sperm. They're asking the court to take action to
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  Speaker 1: crack down on Meyer's excessive donation, which is in breach
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  Speaker 1: of existing rules in the Netherlands and many other countries.
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  Speaker 1: Ties VanderMeer, chair of the donor Kind Foundation, said in
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  Speaker 1: a statement that Meyer was believed to have fathered at
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  Speaker 1: least five hundred and fifty children, using at least thirteen
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  Speaker 1: clinics around the world and using donation sites and social
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  Speaker 1: media to approach people wishing to conceive. She called him
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  Speaker 1: a prolific Dutch sperm donor that sounds way too dignified.
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  Speaker 1: Listen to me. This week is all about accountability. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: Trump was indicted, which is a great thing because it
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  Speaker 1: shows nobody as above the law. Innocent until proven guilty,
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  Speaker 1: of course, but it still shows it. Some checks and balances,
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  Speaker 1: So the same rules apply to Jonathan. Now, Jonathan didn't
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  Speaker 1: commit a crime, but he's being sued for allegedly increasing
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  Speaker 1: the risk of accidental incests. See Under Dutch guidelines, donors
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  Speaker 1: are not allowed to father more than twenty five children,
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  Speaker 1: aren't pregnant more than twelve women to prevent inbreeding, incest,
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  Speaker 1: or psychological problems for kids who find out they have
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  Speaker 1: a great number of siblings. Basically, you can't just be
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  Speaker 1: out here sharing all that nizzle drizzle because you might
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  Speaker 1: end up slipping on some nut butter and falling into
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  Speaker 1: your sister's vagina. I don't know how any of that works, y'all. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: I have never in my life even considered the fact
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  Speaker 1: that if you are a person who fathers a whole
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  Speaker 1: bunch of kids, whether through donating penis marmalade or having
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  Speaker 1: kids the good old fashioned nick can away, if you're
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  Speaker 1: doing it all over the globe, the odds are high,
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  Speaker 1: or at least high by a lottery standards, that it's
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  Speaker 1: a one in the two hundred and ninety two point
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  Speaker 1: million powerball type of chance that you could end up
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  Speaker 1: banging your sibling. Now, the reason he's getting sued is
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  Speaker 1: because the group alleges he has lied about the number
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  Speaker 1: of children he is fathered. Okay, you heard the chairman
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  Speaker 1: of Donor kind. He also said we are taking action
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  Speaker 1: against this man because the government is doing nothing. Okay.
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  Speaker 1: He has global reach via the internet and he does
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  Speaker 1: business with a large amount of international sperm banks. Sidebar.
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  Speaker 1: What does the country doing a sperm bank needs to
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  Speaker 1: bail out think about? It? Didn't get back to me,
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  Speaker 1: but the lawsuit was brought on by a woman who
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  Speaker 1: gave birth to one of his kids in twenty eighteen.
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  Speaker 1: She said that if I had known he had already
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  Speaker 1: fathered more than a hundred children, I would have never
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  Speaker 1: chosen this donor. Now. I know nothing about donating sperm. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: I have only shared my penis collided with one woman
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  Speaker 1: that is my wife. But ladies, I'm just asking, okay,
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  Speaker 1: feel free to let me know in the comments on
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  Speaker 1: social media. When you go to a sperm bank, doesn't
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  Speaker 1: matter how many kids the prick liquid has created. Uh,
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  Speaker 1: this woman says, when I think about the consequences this
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  Speaker 1: could have for my child, I get sick to my stomach.
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  Speaker 1: Going to court is the only way to protect my child.
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  Speaker 1: The reason this man, johnath And is getting sued is
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  Speaker 1: because women pleaded with him to stop donating the daddy sauce. Okay. Now,
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  Speaker 1: the foundation wants to ask the court to order Jonathan
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  Speaker 1: to stop donating and to have all his storage sperm
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  Speaker 1: destroyed unless it is reserved for a woman who has
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  Speaker 1: already given birth to one of his children. How do
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  Speaker 1: you destroy sperm envy? Thirsty? Now there's an Australian couple
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  Speaker 1: who paid over the sixty five hundred dollars for Jonathan's
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  Speaker 1: high fruit toast pawn syrup, and Jonathan did this under
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  Speaker 1: the name Rudd. Women are upset because he just won't stop,
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  Speaker 1: and women don't want to tell their child they have
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  Speaker 1: hundreds of siblings. Now, Jonathan wrote a letter to the
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  Speaker 1: sperm bank. He said, dear JP Morgan, spake, I want
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  Speaker 1: to help people realize their dreams of having kids. I
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  Speaker 1: like to see that there are children of mine all
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  Speaker 1: over the world. This is extremely selfish and irresponsible. Okay.
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  Speaker 1: If you are a person who goes to a sperm
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  Speaker 1: bank to get some pearl jam and you want your
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  Speaker 1: donor to be in the child's life, how Chica could
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  Speaker 1: you possibly be a father to hundreds of children. Jonathan,
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  Speaker 1: not to mention you're probably about to lose millions of
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  Speaker 1: dollars that you don't have in lawsuits. But no reason
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  Speaker 1: other than you can't stop spreading population paste all over
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  Speaker 1: the globe for no reason other than your own ego.
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  Speaker 1: Please give Jonathan Jacob mijor the Sweet Times of the Hamletones. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: now you are the doge. The day, the dogee, oh
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  Speaker 1: the day. Ye. I hope he loses it all, I
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  Speaker 1: really do. I hope he has to pay a dollar
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  Speaker 1: for every sperm that comes out when he ejaculates. Do
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  Speaker 1: you know that? Normally it's about a hundred million sperm
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  Speaker 1: pur ejaculation. You know that? So think about that matters.
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  Speaker 1: Imagine if the judge charges him at dollar, but every
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  Speaker 1: sperm that comes out throwing a circulation. It's pretty nasty.
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  Speaker 1: On a freaky k freaky Friday. Oh that's why I
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  Speaker 1: did it on freaky freaky freaky Friday. I figured that. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: all right, well thank you for that donkey today question
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  Speaker 1: you answer the question, though, what happened to you VISI line?
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  Speaker 1: I don't know. I really don't know what happened to
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  Speaker 1: my visil line. Last night I went to sleep last
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  Speaker 1: night with the top and bottom of my invisil line,
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  Speaker 1: and I woke up this morning with just the bottom.
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  Speaker 1: I just want you to give them an ammunition by
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  Speaker 1: saying things like this. I just want you to know that.
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  Speaker 1: But I don't know what the top of my visit
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  Speaker 1: line this. But I have a sneaky suspicion one of
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  Speaker 1: my extra terrestrial cousins came and he took my top
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  Speaker 1: invisi line, and I would just ask for them to
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  Speaker 1: give it back. They've collected enough DNA uh in hair
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  Speaker 1: samples and stuff for me over the years. Now you'll
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  Speaker 1: find it later, though not because when whatever what if
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  Speaker 1: you swallow it comes out there. I didn't swallow my
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  Speaker 1: damn and busy line. It was on my teeth. Okay.
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  Speaker 1: I don't like how you said that you'll find it.
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  Speaker 1: You'll find it. I don't even like what you was implying.
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  Speaker 1: Just all right, I don't think about my butt son,
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  Speaker 1: I'm not okay. Come morning down now, good morning out
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  Speaker 1: now all right? When we come back, So I clay
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  Speaker 1: your mind. Let's get serious, act like you got some dance.
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  Speaker 1: Let's get serious. Send it to Nina Turners. Send Nina
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  Speaker 1: Turner will be joined a voice of reason. We need
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  Speaker 1: to hear from Nina Turner this weekend, so we're gonna
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  Speaker 1: talk to her when we come back. And also Rip
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