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The Panda Conspiracy - Genetically Engineered Lawnmowers
Pandas break every rule in evolutionary biology, leading fringe science theorists to believe they are actually artificial cryptids genetically engineered by a lost precursor civilization.
In this episode, Tom introduces Travis to the wildest conspiracy theory about everyone's favorite clumsy bear. We cover:
The Bamboo Apocalypse: Why an ancient empire would need to engineer a heavily armored, all-terrain biological lawnmower to eradicate an aggressively spreading super-weed.
Diesel in a Ferrari: How the creators rushed the panda's development, leaving it with a carnivore's acidic digestive…
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