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HO HO HOMO! Holiday Raffle w/ The InQueery | TBCC Ep. 30 · The Big Cunty Couch

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SPEAKER_00: Coming up on the big city couch.
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SPEAKER_00: Here we're back for the annual Holigay Ornament Raffle, which benefits Ali Forney Center.
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SPEAKER_00: We have a piece by uh just some little uh unknown artist named Amy Sedaris.
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SPEAKER_00: I hello! Stick around.
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SPEAKER_01: Hello.
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SPEAKER_00: Hello.
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SPEAKER_00: Ho ho homo.
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SPEAKER_00: Oh, that's a new one.
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SPEAKER_00: Hi.
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SPEAKER_00: Wait, actually, lately I've been wanting to say hi, Priestess.
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SPEAKER_00: Get it?
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SPEAKER_00: It's like Hi Priestess.
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SPEAKER_00: Oh, yeah.
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SPEAKER_00: Hi, Priestess.
0:43
SPEAKER_00: Hi Priestess.
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SPEAKER_00: Well, maybe that's my new um greeting for everyone.
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SPEAKER_00: I see.
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SPEAKER_00: I love that Priestess.
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SPEAKER_00: It's gonna be a cookie night because I'm on the Celsius.
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SPEAKER_00: Oh shit.
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SPEAKER_00: Everyone.
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SPEAKER_00: You've been warmed.
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SPEAKER_00: Um good.
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SPEAKER_00: It's fun when you're on Celsius.
0:56
SPEAKER_00: I'm on Celsius tequila.
0:58
SPEAKER_00: Last time I had Celsius.
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SPEAKER_00: Because our guest gifted me with the biggest bottle of all time.
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SPEAKER_00: Your dream come true.
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SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_00: What a great guest.
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SPEAKER_00: I was on the nice list this year.
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SPEAKER_00: You look amazing.
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SPEAKER_00: Do I?
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SPEAKER_00: This is your dream come true.
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SPEAKER_00: It really is.
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SPEAKER_00: This is finally.
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SPEAKER_00: Everything you've ever wanted for a Christmas episode.
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SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_00: You like thought this was going to come together last year.
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SPEAKER_00: Yeah, this is what I wanted to wear last year, and then I got scammed on Etsy.
1:19
SPEAKER_00: And if you're watching, I'm still coming for you.
1:22
SPEAKER_00: Um she fled town.
1:24
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_00: She took my money and she fled town.
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SPEAKER_00: Deleted her account.
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SPEAKER_00: It was awesome.
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SPEAKER_00: But um this year we made it happen thanks to Nick Mendoza, Friend of the Post.
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SPEAKER_00: Who, by the way, just was nominated for Glam Awards for her best designer.
1:35
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I didn't know.
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SPEAKER_00: I know that.
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SPEAKER_00: Yes, it just came out today.
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SPEAKER_00: And speaking of the Glam Awards and being nominated, we were not.
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SPEAKER_00: We do not make the cut this week.
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SPEAKER_00: We don't deserve it.
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SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_00: No, I think we do.
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SPEAKER_00: Clearly do.
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SPEAKER_00: Um, if I was um on the naughty list, I'd say I'd demand a recount for some of the nominees.
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SPEAKER_00: But uh no, no, no.
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SPEAKER_00: It was actually um a really cool experience because I felt like we connected on social media with a bunch of other people and like the scene.
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SPEAKER_00: We put our name in the ring.
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SPEAKER_00: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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SPEAKER_00: Some people, we got some noms.
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SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_00: It's ultimately a popularity contest and a political, like, whatever thing.
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SPEAKER_00: It's incredibly political.
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SPEAKER_00: Yeah, yeah.
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SPEAKER_00: But uh next year.
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SPEAKER_00: Oh, next year we're we're we're getting.
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SPEAKER_00: We're starting the campaign early.
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SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_00: Um, but what was actually really cool, there's this, there's this other podcast called the No Mam Podcast.
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SPEAKER_00: They like saw us, connected with us, voted for us.
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SPEAKER_00: They were so supportive and sweet.
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SPEAKER_00: And as soon as the noms came out and neither of us got nominated, yeah, they uh they DM'd and I was like, you know what, it's gonna be a double crowning next year.
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SPEAKER_00: So no ma'am, no ma'am.
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SPEAKER_00: It's gonna be a double.
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SPEAKER_00: Thank you for your support and your nom zitto.
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SPEAKER_00: Well, we don't have nominating personality.
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SPEAKER_00: Oh, yeah, we don't have nominating power.
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SPEAKER_00: Until next time, I think.
2:42
SPEAKER_01: So yeah, this is our first year.
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SPEAKER_00: Maybe that's why we didn't get the uh probably congrats to all the nominees.
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SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_00: And uh Merry Christmas.
2:51
SPEAKER_00: Merry Christmas.
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SPEAKER_00: Who are you wearing and what is your problem?
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SPEAKER_00: Well, I am wearing fake leather pants, a blue and black, like Christmas E sweater with flecks of silver, and the most gorgeously stunning like night sky starry black glitter shirt that anyone has ever seen.
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SPEAKER_00: Every time I wear it, people are like, what is that?
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SPEAKER_00: Yeah, it's gorgeous.
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SPEAKER_00: Kind of a dark twist on Christmas.
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SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I'm wearing a black Santa hat, which I wanted and weird.
3:17
SPEAKER_00: I wanted to find a leather leather Santa hat, and I couldn't find one.
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SPEAKER_00: And I'm like, that's a niche market.
3:22
SPEAKER_00: Again, million-dollar idea of giving it out for free.
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SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_00: Leather Santa hats.
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SPEAKER_00: How does that not exist?
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SPEAKER_00: How many fucking idiotic gay guys would love to wear that for like some dumb holiday sex party?
3:32
SPEAKER_00: Start an Etsy shop.
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SPEAKER_00: And then I'll scam people and run away too.
3:35
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
3:36
SPEAKER_00: Um that's about it.
3:36
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
3:37
SPEAKER_00: And ears are good.
3:38
SPEAKER_00: Ears are good.
3:39
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, you're like a naughty elf this year.
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SPEAKER_00: It's kind of a cool look.
3:42
SPEAKER_00: Thanks, girl.
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SPEAKER_00: You found the sweater.
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SPEAKER_00: I did, yeah.
3:45
SPEAKER_00: I was like, we need Hanukkah representation.
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SPEAKER_00: So we got it.
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SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_00: We got it.
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SPEAKER_00: And these are fun too.
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SPEAKER_00: Speaking of Hanukkah representation, just kidding.
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SPEAKER_00: They don't do that.
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SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_00: Um, but those are from Target.
3:56
SPEAKER_00: And I thought they were cool, and I got them a long, long, long time ago, and I never used them, but now they're up and they're weird and they're kooky and they're a little cookie monster-y.
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SPEAKER_00: They were.
4:05
SPEAKER_00: If you're if if you don't know what we're talking about, uh, go and look at the fucking visual version of the podcast.
4:10
SPEAKER_00: Uh, we are in our winter wonderland setup.
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SPEAKER_00: Um Yeah, we went a little winter wonderland with it.
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SPEAKER_00: We got pink trees, it's a little hooville, a little um pillows, hot cocoa.
4:20
SPEAKER_00: The pillows.
4:21
SPEAKER_00: Oh my god, the pillows.
4:22
SPEAKER_00: I said to you, it's getting weird.
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SPEAKER_00: It's like it's feeling like little girl like Princess Room.
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SPEAKER_00: Princess, but like humpy, stinky, like weird.
4:31
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, that's why I'm really glad you did get these stockings up because we needed a little like boy element.
4:35
SPEAKER_00: Uh-huh.
4:36
SPEAKER_00: Because it was getting kind of pervert girl.
4:37
SPEAKER_00: We're always on the line.
4:38
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
4:39
SPEAKER_00: Pervert girl.
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SPEAKER_00: Honestly, it's the star pillows that really made it like kid girl.
4:43
SPEAKER_00: Oh, these?
4:44
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
4:44
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
4:45
SPEAKER_00: But good find, yeah.
4:46
SPEAKER_00: Whatever.
4:47
SPEAKER_00: Those pillows are fun too.
4:48
SPEAKER_00: They're like a peppermint.
4:50
SPEAKER_00: Andor Italian, uh, Santa Maria the Pirata Festival.
4:54
SPEAKER_00: Okay.
4:55
SPEAKER_00: They go both ways.
4:58
SPEAKER_00: What is your problem?
4:59
SPEAKER_00: Do you have one?
5:00
SPEAKER_00: Oh my God.
5:01
SPEAKER_00: Tons.
5:02
SPEAKER_00: No, literally, I have tons.
5:03
SPEAKER_00: Um okay, so yeah, my problem is that you for like a week were singing this song that you thought was called Butterbean.
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SPEAKER_00: I didn't think it was called Butterbean, but I could have sworn it sounds like they're singing Butterbean in it.
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SPEAKER_00: I was like, what are you talking about?
5:18
SPEAKER_00: And then it got stuck in my head, and then I did finally hear it, and it's it's the um K-pop demon hunters song.
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SPEAKER_00: Which by the way, what's going on with that?
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SPEAKER_00: I have no idea.
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SPEAKER_00: I can't.
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SPEAKER_00: I can't.
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SPEAKER_00: I'm always like one inch away from watching that and like making that my whole personality, but like Michael won't let me.
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SPEAKER_00: So it's uh thank God for that.
5:33
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_00: Sing it for us.
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SPEAKER_00: Are they saying like a butterbean?
5:39
SPEAKER_00: Uh like I'm born to be.
5:41
SPEAKER_00: And then it goes like I wanna be.
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SPEAKER_00: Then she really likes says it.
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SPEAKER_00: She gets bored with her own fucking like like vocals, and it's like, like a butterbean.
5:51
SPEAKER_00: So yeah, it's butterbean.
5:52
SPEAKER_00: And one time I tweeted, woke girls love butterbeans.
5:55
SPEAKER_00: Well, you also, after you were singing butterbean nonstop, you're like, Do you know that butterbeans are real?
5:59
SPEAKER_00: And I was like, Yes.
6:00
SPEAKER_00: And I was like, okay, I forgot you like no no beans.
6:04
SPEAKER_00: But why would like you thought butterbeans were like magic or something?
6:06
SPEAKER_00: Or like No, I obviously know what a butterbean is.
6:09
SPEAKER_00: I didn't know if you did.
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SPEAKER_00: Because I forgot you like majored in beans.
6:12
SPEAKER_00: Yes, yes, yes, yes.
6:14
SPEAKER_00: In my mind, I was like, You were like, ooh, butterbean.
6:16
SPEAKER_00: You're like, ooh, no, no, no, no.
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SPEAKER_00: It's a real lyric.
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SPEAKER_00: It's a real bean.
6:19
SPEAKER_00: It's a real being.
6:20
SPEAKER_00: My problem is that yeah, anytime I hear that song, which is on the radio maybe once every three minutes, I hear butterbean, butterbean, butterbean.
6:26
SPEAKER_00: And I can't stop singing butterbean.
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SPEAKER_00: Like a butterbean.
6:30
SPEAKER_00: It's great.
6:31
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, it's addicting.
6:32
SPEAKER_00: So you're welcome.
6:32
SPEAKER_00: Uh to our listeners, our audience, our viewers, our um animals.
6:37
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
6:37
SPEAKER_00: I don't really have a problem either.
6:39
SPEAKER_00: Who are you wearing?
6:40
SPEAKER_00: What is your problem?
6:40
SPEAKER_00: Well, yeah, we kind of like we bounced around accidentally.
6:42
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, Nick Mendoza made this custom Christmas cape.
6:45
SPEAKER_00: This is doll's kill underneath with the little like applique that I got.
6:49
SPEAKER_00: Couldn't resist, couldn't resist the spruce green.
6:52
SPEAKER_00: Gorgy gores.
6:53
SPEAKER_00: You know, it's hard to find.
6:54
SPEAKER_00: The underlayer is spruce.
6:56
SPEAKER_00: And um, it's hard to find spruce.
6:58
SPEAKER_00: So I was like wood grain kind of fabric that we were saying.
7:01
SPEAKER_00: What was it?
7:01
SPEAKER_00: It was um somebody wore it on a red carpet recently.
7:04
SPEAKER_00: It was uh Hayley Bieber or Scott Barelli, yeah, yeah, yeah.
7:07
SPEAKER_00: And I actually hated the look, but I do like that wood grain fabric.
7:09
SPEAKER_00: That's cool.
7:09
SPEAKER_00: And it's here wrapped around my body.
7:11
SPEAKER_00: And the shoe, hello, mew.
7:14
SPEAKER_00: Not mew mew's this time.
7:15
SPEAKER_00: Not mu meuse, the real designer mew mew.
7:18
SPEAKER_00: Low heel, but sometimes you gotta.
7:20
SPEAKER_00: But it's cute and it's Christmas.
7:21
SPEAKER_00: It's so fun to like go like black, like fish daddy accessories, lace, black lace and like green.
7:27
SPEAKER_00: Unexpected, diva.
7:29
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, you don't well actually, I was gonna say you never wear green, but this has been the season of green, actually.
7:32
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, a lot of green.
7:33
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, a lot of green's coming.
7:34
SPEAKER_00: A lot of green.
7:34
SPEAKER_00: And also I like am an alphabet impersonator, apparently.
7:38
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
7:40
SPEAKER_00: Speaking of, well, my problem is I need to do returns because like I've been so busy and no one wants to hear about that.
7:46
SPEAKER_00: But again, it's a busy time of year, and I did just audition for Drag Race one last time.
7:50
SPEAKER_00: True like famous last words, but like this is for real.
7:53
SPEAKER_00: Um, and this is me threatening the casting department.
7:56
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
7:57
SPEAKER_00: So I haven't done returns.
7:58
SPEAKER_00: I have a giant kennel.
7:59
SPEAKER_00: I have two kennels in my house that I never used.
8:02
SPEAKER_00: Imagine, like so.
8:05
SPEAKER_00: But also, the nobody cares and nobody knows, but it's like you have two kennels, two gigantic dog kennels in your house, and we didn't use them.
8:11
SPEAKER_00: Right, right, right.
8:12
SPEAKER_00: I wanted to pretend to be a dog in like a performance arty way as like a talent.
8:16
SPEAKER_00: So that's the layer, you know?
8:18
SPEAKER_00: And then so I was like, I want to get a kennel, and I want to like try to get like get the zoomies kind of trying to get in the kennel for a little physical comedy, and then I ordered a kennel that was too big.
8:27
SPEAKER_00: Well, you were like, I'm so worried about not being able to fit in the kennel that you ordered one that's basically the size of like a tiny home.
8:33
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, you could you could live in it, you could sublet it for my great Dane Raul is gonna love that when I get it.
8:40
unknown: You're fine.
8:41
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
8:42
SPEAKER_00: So that was too big.
8:42
SPEAKER_00: It wasn't funny.
8:43
SPEAKER_00: I was like, okay, I gotta go down a couple sizes because like it's funny if I can't fit in the kennel.
8:46
SPEAKER_00: You know, I never was supposed to get in there and live there, but I did.
8:49
SPEAKER_00: Uh so yeah, I have two kennels I need to return.
8:51
SPEAKER_00: We ran out of time for the tape.
8:53
SPEAKER_00: Didn't I get to be a dog on camera?
8:55
SPEAKER_00: Well never have casting.
8:56
SPEAKER_00: If you're listening, that's what she would have done.
8:59
SPEAKER_00: So uh maybe a go.
9:01
SPEAKER_00: Maybe cast, maybe think about that.
9:02
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
9:03
SPEAKER_00: It was a great tape.
9:03
SPEAKER_00: I'm really proud of you.
9:04
SPEAKER_00: It was um we we turned it out.
9:06
SPEAKER_00: It was the shortest turnaround ever.
9:08
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
9:09
SPEAKER_00: Because of us, because of the casting window.
9:10
SPEAKER_00: They made it tiny.
9:12
SPEAKER_00: Got to get everything I wanted in there.
9:14
SPEAKER_00: We threw the kitchen sink at them, literally.
9:16
SPEAKER_00: So we will see.
9:17
SPEAKER_00: It's my the most within my like sense of humor and voice, I think.
9:21
SPEAKER_00: So woo, maybe we'll yeah, if we go on hiatus.
9:25
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, you know why.
9:26
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, but also, so in my returns, I I have two kennels that are it's taking up a lot of space, and then I have the uh 20-foot tree cutter because oh my god, I um did an alphabet number uh in my tape because you have to do two songs, blah, blah, blah.
9:42
SPEAKER_00: And I'm a loser, so I had to get back into green.
9:46
SPEAKER_00: And then I was like, I need a good broom, and it's kind of hard to find a good broom.
9:50
SPEAKER_00: So I started to talk to some people on Etsy.
9:53
SPEAKER_00: I'm like, again, I already have been scammed doing this bullshit.
9:56
SPEAKER_00: And I was like, I I I can't.
9:57
SPEAKER_00: I can't like overnight a walking stick.
10:01
SPEAKER_00: I already overnight two kettles from Colorado.
10:04
SPEAKER_00: Like, I just couldn't.
10:05
SPEAKER_00: I was like, wait a second, I'm gonna get a tree cutter because I have an eye and a branch outside of my um apartment.
10:11
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
10:12
SPEAKER_00: And it was the perfect like broom shape.
10:14
SPEAKER_00: Uh-huh.
10:15
SPEAKER_00: It was like a regular and like girthy.
10:17
SPEAKER_00: So I was like, I'll just fucking cut that down.
10:20
SPEAKER_00: And then while I'll return, I'll return the thaw.
10:22
SPEAKER_00: And I did.
10:23
SPEAKER_00: I got it was it was actually kind of dangerous.
10:25
SPEAKER_00: First of all, you're like, I think I'm gonna cut a tree branch off.
10:28
SPEAKER_00: And I was like, I don't know if that's legal in New York.
10:30
SPEAKER_00: I didn't think so either.
10:31
SPEAKER_00: I call my dad.
10:32
SPEAKER_00: But again, your dad doesn't live here.
10:33
SPEAKER_00: Your dad was like, whatever.
10:34
SPEAKER_00: I know he's literally like, do it.
10:36
SPEAKER_00: That's what he said.
10:37
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, just do it.
10:38
SPEAKER_00: Um, okay, Nike vibes.
10:39
SPEAKER_00: But um, am I going to hell for cutting down a branch?
10:42
SPEAKER_00: Uh probably.
10:43
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I was like talking to it.
10:45
SPEAKER_00: I was like, I'm gonna, I'm sorry I have to do this.
10:48
SPEAKER_00: I'm making art with this.
10:51
SPEAKER_00: Um, you know, I gave it everything it needed.
10:54
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, yeah.
10:54
SPEAKER_00: So then I stood on my car, I uh built the 25-foot pole cutter, pole cutter, yeah, thingy, and uh started sawing away, and I did it at night so no one would like have a problem with it.
11:07
SPEAKER_00: But um, yeah, you know how like friction would maybe loosen up like things that are put together like screws, yeah, you know, so it unscrewed and fell, and so I obviously ducked down and then it didn't come, so I look up and it had been ping-ponging around the branches and it whizzed by my face.
11:27
SPEAKER_00: Oh my god, you didn't tell me that.
11:28
SPEAKER_00: No, no, I didn't.
11:29
SPEAKER_00: Oh Gina! I know, I know, I know, I know, I know.
11:32
SPEAKER_00: But um, it only was 65% dangerous.
11:34
SPEAKER_00: Like if I felt, I I feel like if I felt a breeze, that would be 85.
11:38
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
11:39
SPEAKER_00: And not 100 because it's a I mean, life's a game of vintage, you know.
11:43
SPEAKER_00: We well in more ways than one.
11:46
SPEAKER_00: Um, but you know what I mean?
11:47
SPEAKER_00: Like, you can't go to 100 if you if you feel a breeze, it could be one inch away, and I don't think you're allowed to say 100 or 95, you know.
11:54
SPEAKER_00: You were the only one there, you can you can decide how dangerous it was.
11:57
SPEAKER_00: 65% dangerous, yeah, but worth it.
12:00
SPEAKER_00: And also it turns out that things are things appear smaller when they're farther away.
12:05
SPEAKER_00: Because as I cut it, it zoomed down again at my face, and I was like, oh shit, this is bigger than I thought.
12:13
SPEAKER_00: Because it was it was huge.
12:14
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
12:15
SPEAKER_00: The good part, and ultimately the good part that I was eyeing was too thick.
12:19
SPEAKER_00: Oh, of course.
12:20
SPEAKER_00: It was like a fucking leg.
12:22
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, yeah.
12:23
SPEAKER_00: It was it was too girth as well.
12:24
SPEAKER_00: As big as your back.
12:25
SPEAKER_00: So I it was pointless.
12:26
SPEAKER_00: The whole thing was pointless, and I almost um sliced my face.
12:28
SPEAKER_00: But I did get to stand on my car and use a giant saw.
12:31
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
12:32
SPEAKER_00: And and return it soon.
12:33
SPEAKER_00: But then you made the broom, and the broom actually is gorgeous.
12:35
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, the broom is cunt, honey.
12:37
SPEAKER_00: Um, and I really can't wait to rent that out as a prop because again, I think that will uh really uh make drowns in New York.
12:44
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
12:44
SPEAKER_00: It's gonna sell because again, people need those things.
12:46
SPEAKER_00: People need um giant brooms, yeah, organic brooms.
12:51
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
12:51
SPEAKER_00: I hope we get canceled because I like uh cut down a tree.
12:54
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, living tree.
12:55
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
12:56
SPEAKER_00: It's fine.
12:57
SPEAKER_00: It was just one.
12:58
SPEAKER_00: One just one part of the tree.
13:01
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, one big, big, big, healthy, uh, thriving branch.
13:05
SPEAKER_00: It's gone.
13:06
SPEAKER_00: But it said I could because it was like, okay, I guess if it's for art, it talked to me.
13:10
SPEAKER_00: You talk to trees, you learned that about spatial reasoning.
13:13
SPEAKER_00: Wait, she so talks to trees in the room.
13:14
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
13:15
SPEAKER_00: This is so like uh well, yes.
13:18
SPEAKER_00: Uh but not she doesn't wear green like this.
13:20
SPEAKER_00: No.
13:20
SPEAKER_00: Um, it is Belle's holiday adventure.
13:23
SPEAKER_00: Um and a bit alarming.
13:26
SPEAKER_00: This is uh a Santa's side piece.
13:27
SPEAKER_00: This is like Mrs.
13:28
SPEAKER_00: Claus's rival.
13:29
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
13:30
SPEAKER_00: Veronica.
13:31
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, Veronica Claus.
13:34
SPEAKER_00: She's they're related to her sister by blood.
13:38
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
13:38
SPEAKER_00: And Santa took Mrs.
13:40
SPEAKER_00: Claus's last name.
13:41
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, he's progressive, yeah.
13:42
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
13:43
SPEAKER_00: Um, yeah, Veronica.
13:44
SPEAKER_00: This is a little Veronica.
13:45
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
13:46
SPEAKER_00: Rare.
13:47
SPEAKER_00: Very um, she goes down on candy canes, honey.
13:51
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, it's very like face the wall vibes.
13:55
SPEAKER_00: Merry Christmas.
13:56
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
13:57
SPEAKER_00: This hood is very like by choice.
14:00
SPEAKER_00: Like Veronica wants it.
14:01
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
14:01
SPEAKER_00: Um she's like I doggy style or nothing.
14:04
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
14:04
SPEAKER_00: That well, it's easy access with a little skirt.
14:06
SPEAKER_00: Just pops right up.
14:07
SPEAKER_00: Um, do you want to introduce yourself?
14:09
SPEAKER_00: No.
14:10
SPEAKER_00: But I'm Gina Bugatti.
14:12
SPEAKER_00: And I'm Mike Fails, and this is the big cunty couch.
14:14
SPEAKER_00: Woo! Woo! Christmas edition eleganza charity raffle extraordinary.
14:20
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, what is the reason for the waffle?
14:22
SPEAKER_00: It's the charity waffle.
14:23
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, we need waffles.
14:24
SPEAKER_00: We need pass apps.
14:25
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, we need a waffle machine in here, stat.
14:28
SPEAKER_00: Um, we what's the reason for the season?
14:30
SPEAKER_00: Today is it a special episode again, like last year.
14:32
SPEAKER_00: We're back for our second annual, although I think it's still last year, uh, charity ornament.
14:39
SPEAKER_00: Raffle, yeah.
14:40
SPEAKER_00: Raffleza.
14:41
SPEAKER_00: Loser.
14:42
SPEAKER_00: Paloozer.
14:43
SPEAKER_00: Paloza.
14:43
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, it's very Paloozer vibes.
14:45
SPEAKER_00: Uh, we'll get um our good friend and friend of the pod, Greg Kozdeck, to explain it all in detail.
14:49
SPEAKER_00: Very soon.
14:50
SPEAKER_00: Um did you fear coal as a child?
14:53
SPEAKER_00: Like getting coal?
14:54
SPEAKER_00: No, I don't think so.
14:55
SPEAKER_00: I was kind of I read about it in books, but I never I don't I feel like I was afraid of coal, but I don't think I feel like not a single Gen Z kid is does even know even knows a coal is.
15:05
SPEAKER_00: Well, I feel like they don't even believe in Santa.
15:07
SPEAKER_00: Well, most adults don't, but Oh, Gen Z's adult.
15:11
SPEAKER_00: Oh yes, they're zoomers.
15:13
SPEAKER_00: They're they're sort of right behind us.
15:14
SPEAKER_00: What's the all right, what's the generation that believes in Alpha.
15:18
SPEAKER_00: It's their it's their uh season.
15:20
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, Alpha's uh if you don't know, Santa's not real.
15:22
SPEAKER_00: Santa's at when did you not when did you uh realize Santa wasn't real?
15:26
SPEAKER_00: I think I had like in things around like third grade.
15:29
SPEAKER_00: I was definitely late in life.
15:30
SPEAKER_00: Like fucking well, Rebecca like fucking doubled down and like really like tricked you, just made it like seem real.
15:39
SPEAKER_00: She gaslit me.
15:41
SPEAKER_00: To the point of like me being too late and knowing.
15:44
SPEAKER_00: And I was like, did you have to go to college?
15:48
SPEAKER_00: I don't even remember.
15:48
SPEAKER_00: Like eighth grade just getting.
15:50
SPEAKER_00: But like, okay, your older sibling is going hard.
15:52
SPEAKER_00: I'm like, did you really need to go that hard?
15:54
SPEAKER_00: Like that's na that's nasty.
15:56
SPEAKER_00: That's messed up.
15:57
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
15:58
SPEAKER_00: But I kind of got a little suspicious when I was little, and my sister had an American girl doll.
16:02
SPEAKER_00: Uh, she had Molly, and all I wanted was Kirsten for whatever reason, because she had like the braids and the candles on her head.
16:09
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
16:10
SPEAKER_00: So I just wished so, so, so, so hard that I got a Kirsten doll and it never came.
16:14
SPEAKER_00: And I was like, huh.
16:16
SPEAKER_00: Something seems a little off because I think, you know.
16:19
SPEAKER_00: Santa can hear my wishes.
16:21
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I wished hard enough that I think I would have got it in a little Kirsten action, you know.
16:26
SPEAKER_00: That I didn't.
16:27
SPEAKER_00: Do you like American Girl?
16:28
SPEAKER_00: I did like American Girl.
16:31
SPEAKER_00: I always was like, what about American Boy?
16:33
SPEAKER_00: Well, have you been to the experience?
16:36
SPEAKER_00: They have boys, right?
16:36
SPEAKER_00: They have boys.
16:37
SPEAKER_00: I went there.
16:38
SPEAKER_00: I've been I've actually been to the American Girl experience twice in two years.
16:42
SPEAKER_00: It's like my nieces come and then I have to like go, and I'm like, I'm tired of like the bad patty fours.
16:46
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
16:46
SPEAKER_00: Whatever.
16:47
SPEAKER_00: Um, but they do have the boys.
16:48
SPEAKER_00: And I said to my mom, I was like, you know, if the boy wants the American girl, he wants the girl.
16:55
SPEAKER_00: Right.
16:55
SPEAKER_00: But then Rebecca was like, no, I feel like Gino would like a boy, like, you know, and I was like, okay, I guess he's the exception because he's like, I don't know, stressing, straight, whatever, secure.
17:06
SPEAKER_00: He's a secure little toddler.
17:08
SPEAKER_00: I always because I was nine, yeah.
17:10
SPEAKER_00: Whatever.
17:11
SPEAKER_00: Because I was the youngest, I was always like about like needing things to be fair.
17:14
SPEAKER_00: So I was like, well, if there's an American girl, there should be an American boy for me.
17:17
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
17:17
SPEAKER_00: So I would guess I would have liked the boy, but I I I don't know if I really even cared.
17:21
SPEAKER_00: I guess I like that there was like it was multimedia.
17:23
SPEAKER_00: There was like a book, and then there was like a girl with a wheelchair.
17:26
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
17:26
SPEAKER_00: It was inclusive.
17:27
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, but it wasn't really my jam.
17:29
SPEAKER_00: Then they had a spin-off line called Biddy Baby, and my oldest sibling, for whatever reason, very late in life, decided to get Bitty Baby.
17:35
SPEAKER_00: Like 30.
17:36
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
17:37
SPEAKER_00: She had a Bitty Baby at 30.
17:39
SPEAKER_00: And uh that's the same girl who uh had anal at a young age.
17:44
SPEAKER_00: So do the math on that.
17:46
SPEAKER_00: Merry Christmas.
17:46
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
17:47
SPEAKER_00: Biddy baby.
17:49
SPEAKER_00: Oh, uh do you know have you ever heard of a cinnamon broom?
17:53
SPEAKER_00: Is it why am I short circuiting cinnamon broom?
17:58
SPEAKER_00: Cinnamon broom.
17:59
SPEAKER_00: Have you ever heard of a cinnamon broom?
18:00
SPEAKER_00: You can mix your coffee with it?
18:02
SPEAKER_00: No.
18:02
SPEAKER_00: Oh.
18:03
SPEAKER_00: For whatever reason, the Walgreens near my place, year-round, has something called a cinnamon broom, which is a I want to say three and a half foot tall broom made of cinnamon sticks that you like put in your house and it just makes a cinnamon smell.
18:18
SPEAKER_00: Oh, is it like it's decor?
18:20
SPEAKER_00: It's decor, it's uh like potpourri kind of.
18:23
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, but I'm always like I I literally do like a triple take every time I see it because I'm like, what?
18:27
SPEAKER_00: I'm like, what the fuck is a cinnamon broom?
18:29
SPEAKER_00: I I thought surely someone who's as obsessed with brooms as you.
18:32
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
18:33
SPEAKER_00: If I don't know about a cinnamon broom, is it even real?
18:36
SPEAKER_00: No, I'm I'm like just like myself, yeah.
18:40
SPEAKER_00: Says me, the person who was like, Do you stir your coffee with it?
18:44
SPEAKER_00: It's like, what was I going with that one?
18:46
SPEAKER_00: You know what I mean?
18:47
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
18:47
SPEAKER_00: I don't know.
18:48
SPEAKER_00: My mind quickly went to like cinnamon stick, like as a miniature broom.
18:51
SPEAKER_00: I mean, I mean that.
18:51
SPEAKER_00: With like a little why did I go?
18:53
SPEAKER_00: No, I don't know, Mike.
18:54
SPEAKER_00: I don't know why I went teeny broom that you could stir your coffee with.
18:57
SPEAKER_00: But uh sounds like an invention that we should really get to.
18:59
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, another million-dollar invention.
19:00
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, yeah.
19:01
SPEAKER_00: Did you listen to um No Good Deed?
19:03
SPEAKER_00: No, yeah, well, it's out of control.
19:06
SPEAKER_00: Cynthia is so so amazing.
19:07
SPEAKER_00: I was blown away.
19:08
SPEAKER_00: And again, I have no desire to see the movie, but I she will well, actually, I do.
19:12
SPEAKER_00: Like, yeah, I'm gonna see her.
19:13
SPEAKER_00: I'm gonna see it like 10 times.
19:14
SPEAKER_00: Roll the tapes.
19:15
SPEAKER_00: You know, but she's really, really uh bringing me to the theater.
19:18
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
19:18
SPEAKER_00: You know, she's making me sit down, honey.
19:20
SPEAKER_00: Because like, wow, she's so so good.
19:22
SPEAKER_00: As you know, I never shut up about her.
19:23
SPEAKER_00: But um, the lyrics in that song is like so crazy.
19:26
SPEAKER_00: Because she's like the song is essentially a spell.
19:29
SPEAKER_00: Right.
19:30
SPEAKER_00: And they it's like when they take Fiero and she's like, oh fuck, what do I do?
19:33
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, turn him into strong.
19:34
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, she's like, you know, she just starts screaming some shit.
19:37
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
19:37
SPEAKER_00: And it's like, uh, you made him a scarecrow.
19:40
SPEAKER_00: Like, did you mean for that to happen?
19:42
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, you could have maybe said a couple different things that didn't like result in that.
19:46
SPEAKER_00: Maybe like say like don't make him straw.
19:48
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, she's like, make him straw.
19:50
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, or you could have simply been like, make him fly away, like give him the broom, like, or something.
19:55
SPEAKER_00: Like, she really fucked that one up.
19:56
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
19:57
SPEAKER_00: She sort of panicked and like accidentally like turned him into a scarecrow.
20:00
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
20:00
SPEAKER_00: When you hear this lyrics, it's like, girl, you're kind of asking for this.
20:04
SPEAKER_00: Are you sure you're gonna you're locking that in?
20:06
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
20:06
SPEAKER_00: Songs can be spells, you know.
20:08
SPEAKER_00: Well, on that note, should we uh tuck in for a long winter's nap and get ready for the charity waffle?
20:15
SPEAKER_00: Yes, while napping.
20:17
SPEAKER_00: Yes.
20:17
SPEAKER_00: Do you have blush on?
20:18
SPEAKER_00: Yes.
20:19
SPEAKER_00: Subtle this year.
20:20
SPEAKER_00: Really?
20:20
SPEAKER_00: I thought I went ham.
20:21
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, yeah.
20:22
SPEAKER_00: I also, what were you rummaging in my makeup draw?
20:24
SPEAKER_00: For blush.
20:24
SPEAKER_00: Oh, for really?
20:25
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, yeah.
20:27
SPEAKER_00: You have full access to all the crossy uh items I own.
20:30
SPEAKER_00: Okay, we will be right back for an amazing ornament.
20:35
SPEAKER_00: Look spectacular.
20:37
SPEAKER_00: Mutter bean.
20:44
SPEAKER_00: Okay, we are back with the one and only Greg Coase attack.
20:50
SPEAKER_00: Woo! It's like smoke.
20:53
SPEAKER_00: Or yeah.
20:54
SPEAKER_00: Angel down.
20:55
SPEAKER_00: Oh my god, look.
20:57
SPEAKER_00: All it took was my arm to like fan that you're shape.
21:01
SPEAKER_00: I was like saying work, bitch, and my fucking finger fanned it off, fanned it into pieces.
21:06
SPEAKER_00: My goodness.
21:07
SPEAKER_00: Um that kind of reminded me one time, like I had a crush in uh RISD.
21:12
SPEAKER_00: Uh beep the name.
21:15
SPEAKER_00: And so I it was her birthday, and I got her like a cupcake with a candle in it, and like I went to give it to her, and she turned around and blew it out with her nose breath.
21:24
SPEAKER_00: So that was like bleak.
21:25
SPEAKER_00: It was like so like, oh, like she just was like and it went out.
21:29
SPEAKER_00: So something about that, like the second you get on the couch, yeah, your nose breath stand.
21:34
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, there's uh yeah, my nose breath blew that into pieces.
21:38
SPEAKER_00: So yeah.
21:39
SPEAKER_00: There's something about you and everything.
21:41
SPEAKER_00: Welcome back, Greg Kozatecks.
21:44
SPEAKER_00: So good to be back on the couch.
21:45
SPEAKER_00: Greg Kozatec back on the couch.
21:47
SPEAKER_00: You put the putting the cozy and Kozatec.
21:49
SPEAKER_00: A second, a third timer.
21:51
SPEAKER_00: Wait, am I you're you are the third timer in the third timer spot.
21:54
SPEAKER_00: This is why we do this, because I just wanted to be the most.
21:58
SPEAKER_00: We need we need these stats, you know.
21:59
SPEAKER_00: So it's good.
22:00
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, yeah.
22:00
SPEAKER_00: Numbers, numbers, numbers, numbers.
22:01
SPEAKER_00: But why are you back?
22:03
SPEAKER_00: Thank you for inviting me back here.
22:04
SPEAKER_00: We're back for the uh annual Holigay Ornament Raffle, which benefits Alley Fourney Center.
22:12
SPEAKER_00: Alley Fourney Center is an organization that supports um unhoused LGBTQ plus youth.
22:18
SPEAKER_00: And they're right here in New York City, and they do amazing work.
22:21
SPEAKER_00: They have a drop-in center, they have all sorts of programs and services, and all of the uh proceeds from raffle tickets will be supporting um the organization.
22:30
SPEAKER_00: So that's so awesome.
22:32
SPEAKER_00: Good for you for doing this.
22:33
SPEAKER_00: What what year is it?
22:34
SPEAKER_00: This is the third year.
22:35
SPEAKER_00: Okay, it's second on the big content.
22:37
SPEAKER_00: Second on the couch, but uh third, third in total.
22:40
SPEAKER_00: So and you know what?
22:41
SPEAKER_00: The ornaments this year are I I can't wait for you.
22:44
SPEAKER_00: I can't wait to see them.
22:46
SPEAKER_00: We're going into their fucking pussies up.
22:48
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, you're last year was incredible.
22:50
SPEAKER_00: Last year, I mean, truly, every year it just gets better and better.
22:54
SPEAKER_00: I like when they get competitive, you know?
22:55
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
22:56
SPEAKER_00: People are people saw last year's and they said, I'm gonna kick it up a notch.
22:59
SPEAKER_00: And they did.
23:00
SPEAKER_00: Good.
23:00
SPEAKER_00: I cannot wait.
23:00
SPEAKER_00: How many ornaments in total this year?
23:02
SPEAKER_00: We got over 50, baby.
23:03
SPEAKER_00: Whoa, is that the biggest like the biggest load we've had?
23:06
SPEAKER_00: Um, I think there's 53, but we'll see.
23:09
SPEAKER_00: That's so exciting.
23:10
SPEAKER_00: And who the hell are you wearing and what is your problem?
23:13
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
23:14
SPEAKER_00: Okay.
23:14
SPEAKER_00: Um, so this is uh this is my baptism robe.
23:17
SPEAKER_00: Perfect.
23:18
SPEAKER_00: Um, when I was 13, baptized at uh Roger Williams Church in Rhode Island.
23:22
SPEAKER_00: Oh, um, went where you really?
23:23
SPEAKER_00: Oh, yeah.
23:24
SPEAKER_00: When you were 13?
23:24
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
23:25
SPEAKER_00: Baptists, I know, and a state full of Catholics.
23:28
SPEAKER_00: Wow.
23:28
SPEAKER_00: They do it at 13 right when you go through puberty.
23:31
SPEAKER_00: Can you they it's kind of like a puppet show.
23:33
SPEAKER_00: They behind the the altar, there's like a little like window that they they reveal, and you walk in with the pastor, and then they they dunk you.
23:42
SPEAKER_00: Head first.
23:42
SPEAKER_00: Wow.
23:43
SPEAKER_00: Is it a pool though?
23:44
SPEAKER_00: It's like a hot tub.
23:45
SPEAKER_00: Oh wow.
23:46
SPEAKER_00: It's past ground.
23:47
SPEAKER_00: It's in ground.
23:49
SPEAKER_00: Okay.
23:50
SPEAKER_00: Budget.
23:50
SPEAKER_00: Pastor walks in and you you you wave to the audience, and then pastor dunks, you accept the Lord, and then it's amazing.
23:58
SPEAKER_00: It's a little puppet show.
24:00
SPEAKER_00: It's great.
24:00
SPEAKER_00: Okay.
24:01
SPEAKER_00: We're Baptists now.
24:02
SPEAKER_00: We're Baptists.
24:03
SPEAKER_00: Do you still accept the Lord?
24:05
SPEAKER_00: Absolutely.
24:06
SPEAKER_00: Amen.
24:06
SPEAKER_00: Thank you.
24:07
SPEAKER_00: Angels we have heard on I, baby.
24:09
SPEAKER_00: Gay man.
24:09
SPEAKER_00: This is amazing.
24:10
SPEAKER_00: And then Oh, I was wondering if that was a reveal.
24:15
SPEAKER_00: Oh, you're back.
24:16
SPEAKER_00: I love that.
24:17
SPEAKER_00: Hello.
24:18
SPEAKER_00: Hello.
24:19
SPEAKER_00: So this this is um Lucas Oakley.
24:21
SPEAKER_00: He's one of the inquiry artists this year.
24:24
SPEAKER_00: Um, and he is a pop artist.
24:25
SPEAKER_00: He makes amazing pieces.
24:27
SPEAKER_00: He has a mail club.
24:28
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, yeah.
24:29
SPEAKER_00: Um I remember his work from last year.
24:32
SPEAKER_00: Yes.
24:33
SPEAKER_00: He did the fag.
24:34
SPEAKER_00: Yes, he's a um a glitter um glitter audio.
24:37
SPEAKER_00: Well, just wait.
24:37
SPEAKER_00: I love that you see what he did this year.
24:39
SPEAKER_00: Oh my god, can't wait.
24:40
SPEAKER_00: But also, like woodwear.
24:41
SPEAKER_00: That's so, so good.
24:42
SPEAKER_00: It's it's so good.
24:43
SPEAKER_00: I love it.
24:44
SPEAKER_00: I I wear it around Brooklyn.
24:46
SPEAKER_00: Um, I'm assuming it's a play on shell.
24:48
SPEAKER_00: Play on shell.
24:49
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
24:50
unknown: Yeah.
24:50
SPEAKER_00: What else could it be, I guess.
24:52
SPEAKER_00: But um everything.
24:54
SPEAKER_00: Yes, please.
24:55
SPEAKER_00: Oh my god.
24:57
SPEAKER_00: Okay, and then these are Martha Stewart.
25:00
SPEAKER_00: How did I not clap the heels?
25:02
SPEAKER_00: Get a leg up so we can see it.
25:03
SPEAKER_00: Oh my god.
25:04
SPEAKER_00: Shoe cam.
25:05
SPEAKER_00: Shoe camp.
25:06
SPEAKER_00: I am gagging.
25:08
SPEAKER_00: Fagging.
25:09
SPEAKER_00: That is so good.
25:10
SPEAKER_00: These by stripper stripper Etsy or whatever.
25:14
SPEAKER_00: Wow.
25:15
SPEAKER_00: Wait, these are Martha's.
25:17
SPEAKER_00: These are Martha, uh Martha's line for like Kmart or something.
25:20
SPEAKER_00: Is it dead stock?
25:21
SPEAKER_00: It's dead stock.
25:22
SPEAKER_00: I bought on eBay.
25:23
SPEAKER_00: Didn't they?
25:24
SPEAKER_00: These are venture, like these are vent back in stores.
25:26
SPEAKER_00: Martha's back to pumping out these um stretch where she's showing at uh the tent.
25:31
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
25:31
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
25:32
SPEAKER_00: You can't see, but they have teeny tiny little zippers for like they can do the pulaway capries.
25:37
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
25:37
SPEAKER_00: You can yeah.
25:37
SPEAKER_00: You can choose your flair.
25:39
SPEAKER_00: Choose your flair, yeah.
25:39
SPEAKER_00: I love it.
25:40
SPEAKER_00: And they do.
25:40
SPEAKER_00: That's amazing.
25:41
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
25:41
SPEAKER_00: Do you have a problem?
25:42
SPEAKER_00: Um, let's see.
25:43
SPEAKER_00: My problem, my problem.
25:44
SPEAKER_00: Well, really.
25:45
SPEAKER_00: Have you heard butterbean?
25:46
SPEAKER_00: Say.
25:47
SPEAKER_00: Um, we keep hearing this song on the radio, and I it sounds like they're singing about a butterbean.
25:53
SPEAKER_00: Hear this and see if you know what it is.
25:55
SPEAKER_00: Like a butterbean.
25:58
SPEAKER_00: Anything?
25:58
SPEAKER_00: Is this a commercial?
26:00
SPEAKER_00: No, it's like a it's a song.
26:01
SPEAKER_00: You've heard it, Greg.
26:02
SPEAKER_00: You've heard Butterbean.
26:03
SPEAKER_00: Like a butterbean?
26:05
SPEAKER_00: Like a butterbean.
26:07
SPEAKER_00: What is it?
26:07
SPEAKER_00: What is it?
26:08
SPEAKER_00: I don't I still don't know what it actually is.
26:09
SPEAKER_00: It's K-pop Demon Hunter.
26:11
SPEAKER_00: It's that song.
26:12
SPEAKER_00: It's from K-pop Demon Hunter.
26:13
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, they don't actually say Butterbean.
26:15
SPEAKER_00: Ah no! Angel Down.
26:16
SPEAKER_00: Angel Down.
26:17
SPEAKER_00: Amazing.
26:18
SPEAKER_00: Wings off.
26:18
SPEAKER_00: The reveals just keep coming.
26:20
SPEAKER_00: Oh my god.
26:20
SPEAKER_00: Fully nude on the couch.
26:21
SPEAKER_00: First guest fully nude.
26:22
SPEAKER_00: Perfect.
26:23
SPEAKER_00: Your clothes explode.
26:23
SPEAKER_00: We're like, Yeah, you shaved a message in your back gear.
26:26
SPEAKER_00: Perfect.
26:27
SPEAKER_00: Butterbean.
26:28
SPEAKER_00: Now you'll hear it.
26:28
SPEAKER_00: It just doesn't sound anything like Butterbean, but that's just what we've decided to do.
26:32
SPEAKER_00: Sorry, like can you sing it again?
26:34
SPEAKER_00: Sure.
26:34
SPEAKER_00: I would love to.
26:36
SPEAKER_00: Like a butterbean.
26:38
SPEAKER_00: It's giving something else.
26:39
SPEAKER_00: It's like Kesha.
26:41
SPEAKER_00: But it's K pop Demon.
26:42
SPEAKER_00: It's K-pop.
26:43
SPEAKER_00: Okay.
26:43
SPEAKER_00: Anyways, I interrupted you.
26:44
SPEAKER_00: What's your problem besides not knowing what the fuck Butterbean is?
26:47
SPEAKER_00: I don't really, I don't know if I can say what my problem is because.
26:50
SPEAKER_00: Well, for one, your crown is exploding.
26:51
SPEAKER_00: The crown is down.
26:52
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
26:52
SPEAKER_00: Crown is down.
26:54
SPEAKER_00: Crown is down.
26:55
SPEAKER_00: Um, my problem was wicked for good.
26:58
SPEAKER_00: But I can't.
27:00
SPEAKER_00: Did you go?
27:01
SPEAKER_00: I went.
27:03
SPEAKER_00: Alone?
27:04
SPEAKER_00: Okay, this is not a spoiler.
27:05
SPEAKER_00: No, I I went with a group of fags.
27:06
SPEAKER_00: Group of gays.
27:08
SPEAKER_00: As you should.
27:09
SPEAKER_00: The energy in the theater was not what I was expecting.
27:12
SPEAKER_00: It was very low.
27:14
SPEAKER_00: Wow.
27:14
SPEAKER_00: So yeah, as opposed to, you know, the the pomp and circumstance of the first film.
27:20
SPEAKER_00: Uh so things were off, things were already sour in the theater.
27:23
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, it's been a weird impress tour, also.
27:26
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, it's the tone in a weird way.
27:28
SPEAKER_00: But my friend 50 more pounds, the whole casting.
27:31
SPEAKER_00: Um anyway, my friend Dylan, he he's you know, he was clapping and that things perked up a little bit.
27:39
SPEAKER_00: But my my problem is that my favorite song in the musical is Wicked Witch.
27:47
SPEAKER_00: Is better being Wicked Witch of the East.
27:49
SPEAKER_00: I don't know if you know.
27:50
SPEAKER_00: I do.
27:52
SPEAKER_00: I don't.
27:53
SPEAKER_00: She knows.
27:54
SPEAKER_00: Um I do what I don't.
27:56
SPEAKER_00: And I was like, you know what?
27:58
SPEAKER_00: Like, I have total faith that they're gonna absolutely slay.
28:03
SPEAKER_00: And they didn't.
28:04
SPEAKER_00: Is this Marissa?
28:06
SPEAKER_00: She spoke.
28:06
SPEAKER_00: She spoke.
28:07
SPEAKER_00: I heard this.
28:08
SPEAKER_00: That's a great part of the musical.
28:11
SPEAKER_00: It is the okay.
28:12
SPEAKER_00: Act two doesn't have a lot going for it, as we all know.
28:16
SPEAKER_00: Yes.
28:17
SPEAKER_00: And yeah, okay.
28:18
SPEAKER_00: And in in act two, that is such an emotional core moment that like I really think like just it there's emotion in it, and like I feel like it's it's Nessa Rose's big moment, and she like fucking like she spoke it.
28:34
SPEAKER_00: That's not okay.
28:35
SPEAKER_00: She spoke it, folks.
28:36
SPEAKER_00: She spoke it.
28:38
SPEAKER_00: Didn't they like cast her because she was a a singer and performer who was in a wheelchair?
28:44
SPEAKER_00: It's not it's not, I don't think it was her.
28:46
SPEAKER_00: I think it was like a choice?
28:47
SPEAKER_00: I think John and Chu said, You're gonna sit, you're gonna you're gonna talk this.
28:51
SPEAKER_00: Because I thought in part one she had a little vocal like moment.
28:53
SPEAKER_00: She was good, yeah.
28:54
SPEAKER_00: She was great.
28:55
SPEAKER_00: She has a beautiful voice.
28:56
SPEAKER_00: I don't happen.
28:58
SPEAKER_00: I they they said, take the power down.
29:00
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, please.
29:01
SPEAKER_00: So I was furious.
29:03
SPEAKER_00: Like, and that happens in the first 20 minutes.
29:05
SPEAKER_00: So like I couldn't really get it up again after that.
29:08
SPEAKER_00: It was a how was Michelle's vocals this time around?
29:11
SPEAKER_00: Worse.
29:12
SPEAKER_00: I'm hearing that too.
29:13
SPEAKER_00: Why aren't we having ghost singers or layered vocals in with get AI in there?
29:19
SPEAKER_00: Get AI.
29:21
SPEAKER_00: Michelle, yo, get AI in there.
29:23
SPEAKER_00: That's allowed.
29:24
SPEAKER_00: But they I missed like the good old days when you'd have like a singing double.
29:28
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
29:29
SPEAKER_00: Step in and take it away.
29:30
SPEAKER_00: Absolutely.
29:31
SPEAKER_00: Come on.
29:31
SPEAKER_00: Michelle knew she couldn't sing.
29:33
SPEAKER_00: I if I were Michelle and I was being like really forced to do it, I'd be like, okay, I'm coming with my own team of vocals.
29:40
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
29:40
SPEAKER_00: Absolutely.
29:40
SPEAKER_00: Why would you not?
29:41
SPEAKER_00: Like require.
29:42
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
29:43
SPEAKER_00: Some some interesting things.
29:44
SPEAKER_00: I'm excited for you to rip it apart.
29:47
SPEAKER_00: Or just wait to go.
29:48
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
29:48
SPEAKER_00: We gotta go.
29:49
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, we'll go to go.
29:50
SPEAKER_00: Um, but I'm always like, it could just end after part one, no offense.
29:53
SPEAKER_00: Like, Defiant Gravity, she's done.
29:54
SPEAKER_00: She's the witch.
29:55
SPEAKER_00: There's the story.
29:55
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
29:56
SPEAKER_00: Did you hear my friend Dylan was telling me that a woman this is allegedly, but like a woman has in New York has seen the musical like three times and thought that the show ended at act one and has and left each time.
30:10
SPEAKER_00: What did you think people were missing?
30:12
SPEAKER_00: Just hanging around.
30:13
SPEAKER_00: Again, this I don't know if this is true.
30:14
SPEAKER_00: That's amazing.
30:16
SPEAKER_00: It's when she saw that that the second movie was coming out.
30:19
SPEAKER_00: That's when she was clued in.
30:20
SPEAKER_00: She was like, Oh, there's I left more.
30:21
SPEAKER_00: There's more.
30:22
SPEAKER_00: Well, like, see what I mean?
30:23
SPEAKER_00: See, she knew she knew it down.
30:25
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
30:25
SPEAKER_00: Who cares?
30:25
SPEAKER_00: It's over.
30:26
SPEAKER_00: She's the witch.
30:26
SPEAKER_00: There's your origin story.
30:28
SPEAKER_00: Here's your origin story.
30:30
SPEAKER_00: Oh my goodness.
30:31
SPEAKER_00: Um are you excited for Christmas?
30:33
SPEAKER_00: Thanksgiving, Kwanzaa Hanukkah, whatever.
30:35
SPEAKER_00: You're I mean, sure.
30:37
SPEAKER_00: I'll take it.
30:38
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, why not?
30:39
SPEAKER_00: I think things are so bleak that you gotta, I guess, find some drinking somewhere, right?
30:45
SPEAKER_00: At least in the food.
30:46
SPEAKER_00: And it's yeah.
30:47
SPEAKER_00: Um it's a casserole.
30:49
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
30:49
SPEAKER_00: What are you guys asking Kris Kringle for this year?
30:51
SPEAKER_00: Cash.
30:52
SPEAKER_00: I'm always asking for King.
30:53
SPEAKER_00: Oh, yeah.
30:53
SPEAKER_00: Oh, cash is always on the list, yeah.
30:55
SPEAKER_00: No like a blender or anything.
30:57
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
30:57
SPEAKER_00: Cash in a blender.
31:00
SPEAKER_00: Cash in a blender.
31:02
SPEAKER_00: And you just curate three times and it makes an amazing pesto.
31:08
SPEAKER_00: You add a couple coins.
31:09
SPEAKER_00: It's amazing.
31:10
SPEAKER_00: I'll send it to you.
31:10
SPEAKER_00: I'll send it to the page.
31:11
SPEAKER_00: Thank you.
31:11
SPEAKER_00: Thank you.
31:11
SPEAKER_00: Thank you.
31:12
SPEAKER_00: Um I am going to Disney for Christmas.
31:15
SPEAKER_00: Oh my god.
31:15
SPEAKER_00: Thanksgiving.
31:16
SPEAKER_00: It's a surprise.
31:17
SPEAKER_00: My parents like our um grandparents, so they're surprising the kids.
31:21
SPEAKER_00: First time for the kids.
31:22
SPEAKER_00: No.
31:22
SPEAKER_00: So it's kind of like why.
31:23
SPEAKER_00: All the kids are listening in right now and they're like, What the hell?
31:26
SPEAKER_00: How many roll in?
31:27
SPEAKER_00: Four.
31:28
SPEAKER_00: Oh, four kids.
31:29
SPEAKER_00: Four kids and then like my two sisters, my brother-in-law, and my parents.
31:33
SPEAKER_00: Do you have are you do you have an escort?
31:36
SPEAKER_00: Like one of those.
31:37
SPEAKER_00: Are you escorting when you're there?
31:39
SPEAKER_00: Am I an escort?
31:40
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
31:41
SPEAKER_00: Clearly.
31:41
SPEAKER_00: It's an escort.
31:43
SPEAKER_00: You're kind of giving a Bell on Bell's winter love.
31:47
SPEAKER_00: Straight to DVD.
31:47
SPEAKER_00: Straight to DVD.
31:48
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
31:49
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
31:49
SPEAKER_00: You know I love that.
31:51
SPEAKER_00: It is giving Belle, but she doesn't wear green.
31:53
SPEAKER_00: She wears red.
31:54
SPEAKER_00: She wears red?
31:55
SPEAKER_00: She wears red.
31:55
SPEAKER_00: When she's like, I was just singing this in the the opening.
31:58
SPEAKER_00: I was like, no, and a bit alarming.
32:01
SPEAKER_00: And she's like, Wait, in the first one?
32:03
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
32:03
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
32:04
SPEAKER_00: She's covered in bird shit.
32:05
SPEAKER_00: And they spin it out into a whole, they spin it out into a whole sequel.
32:07
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
32:08
SPEAKER_00: Okay.
32:08
SPEAKER_00: That's what I'm thinking.
32:09
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, yeah, okay.
32:10
SPEAKER_00: Mike looks like the beast when he becomes a human.
32:12
SPEAKER_00: You do.
32:13
SPEAKER_00: And that's why I'm sitting here just like this with wow, a wet pussy.
32:19
SPEAKER_00: Your eyes do have that sparkling in the nose, everything.
32:23
SPEAKER_00: Wow.
32:23
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
32:25
unknown: Stop looking at me!
32:26
SPEAKER_00: Okay.
32:26
SPEAKER_00: Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.
32:27
SPEAKER_00: 17 people.
32:28
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, yeah.
32:29
SPEAKER_00: Okay, and you're not getting escorted.
32:31
SPEAKER_00: What does that mean?
32:32
SPEAKER_00: They have they have like walkers?
32:33
SPEAKER_00: They have like walkers.
32:34
SPEAKER_00: Like if you are like a family, VIP family, they like have a person, a shepherd come in and like get to the.
32:40
SPEAKER_00: It's amazing.
32:41
SPEAKER_00: Are they like character?
32:43
SPEAKER_00: No, I I don't know.
32:44
SPEAKER_00: This is your gig.
32:45
SPEAKER_00: I gotta go.
32:46
SPEAKER_00: I gotta do it.
32:47
SPEAKER_00: You gotta get hired if you go for this.
32:48
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
32:49
SPEAKER_00: Things are not looking great for me right now, so I'm gonna Should I injure myself to like cut the line?
32:54
SPEAKER_00: For the kids.
32:55
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
32:55
SPEAKER_00: For the kids.
32:55
SPEAKER_00: That'd be good.
32:56
SPEAKER_00: I'll live.
32:57
SPEAKER_00: Hurt me.
32:57
SPEAKER_00: Hurt me.
32:58
SPEAKER_00: Because I think you can, I don't know.
33:00
SPEAKER_00: If you're in a chair, forget it.
33:02
SPEAKER_00: You have an amazing Nessa Rose, she be on that Tiana teacup.
33:09
SPEAKER_00: If you know what I mean.
33:10
SPEAKER_00: Anyways.
33:13
SPEAKER_00: Happy holidays.
33:14
SPEAKER_00: Happy holidays.
33:15
SPEAKER_00: Thank you so much for coming on again, Greg.
33:17
SPEAKER_00: Thanks for having me.
33:18
SPEAKER_00: It's a pleasure.
33:19
SPEAKER_00: I don't want to get to the ornaments.
33:21
SPEAKER_00: I don't want to do it.
33:25
SPEAKER_00: Thank you guys so much.
33:26
SPEAKER_00: Thank you for the time.
33:27
SPEAKER_00: Happy to have you on the couch.
33:29
SPEAKER_00: Always.
33:29
SPEAKER_00: Shall we begin?
33:31
SPEAKER_00: We gotta get you a Letterman jacket for the fourth time you come.
33:33
SPEAKER_00: Oh yeah, it's the Four Timers Club.
33:35
SPEAKER_00: It's the Four-Timer Timers Club.
33:36
SPEAKER_00: Okay.
33:36
SPEAKER_00: We're SNL.
33:37
SPEAKER_00: Thank you.
33:38
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
33:38
SPEAKER_00: PRB.
33:39
SPEAKER_00: Okay, bye.
33:46
SPEAKER_00: And we're back.
33:47
SPEAKER_00: We are back with our very first ornament.
33:50
SPEAKER_00: This is a shooting star by Wenjing Yang.
33:53
SPEAKER_00: Now, this is uh gorgeous.
33:55
SPEAKER_00: First off.
33:56
SPEAKER_00: Unreal.
33:56
SPEAKER_00: Is it felt?
33:57
SPEAKER_00: It looks like it's felted.
33:59
SPEAKER_00: And it looks like it's airbrushed.
34:01
SPEAKER_00: And you know me.
34:02
SPEAKER_00: I've been dying to get an airbrush.
34:03
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
34:04
SPEAKER_00: And a degree in airbrushing because I don't know how to do it.
34:06
SPEAKER_00: I need to go to school.
34:07
SPEAKER_00: And you will.
34:09
SPEAKER_00: That's amazing.
34:10
SPEAKER_00: I love this.
34:11
SPEAKER_00: It's kind of just a shooting star, but it's giving like Pokemon Bosch.
34:14
SPEAKER_00: It's giving Pokemon, it's giving like Hieronymus Bosch.
34:16
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
34:17
SPEAKER_00: Oh yeah.
34:17
SPEAKER_00: Very Mew Too, very Mew, actually.
34:19
SPEAKER_00: You are gonna want to submit for this because it is so well made and like I don't know.
34:24
SPEAKER_00: It's just there's a lot of nuance packed in here.
34:26
SPEAKER_00: We say this every time, but it's like that could be in a frame.
34:28
SPEAKER_00: It's a packed nuance.
34:30
SPEAKER_00: I'd not say that all the time though.
34:31
SPEAKER_00: But that could be in a frame.
34:32
SPEAKER_00: Okay.
34:33
SPEAKER_00: It could be in a frame.
34:33
SPEAKER_00: And it's like not your traditional shooting star vibe.
34:36
SPEAKER_00: There's a lot of story here.
34:38
SPEAKER_00: Packed with story.
34:39
SPEAKER_00: Packed with story as well.
34:40
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
34:41
SPEAKER_00: Um, I love it.
34:42
SPEAKER_00: And I really maybe I'm wrong about the airbrushing, but I don't know.
34:46
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I can't tell.
34:46
SPEAKER_00: Is it is it um like just little felted colored yarn in there as well?
34:50
SPEAKER_00: Accents of felt yarn tossed in the mix.
34:54
SPEAKER_00: That is so awesome.
34:56
SPEAKER_00: Gorge.
34:57
SPEAKER_00: Wen Jing Yang, congrats on slaying the competition, to be honest.
35:02
SPEAKER_00: And it is a competition.
35:03
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
35:03
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
35:03
SPEAKER_00: Somebody wins at the end of this.
35:04
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
35:05
SPEAKER_00: And it's the Alley 47.
35:06
SPEAKER_00: Well, really, Wenjing, you really uh are kicking off this raffle.
35:10
SPEAKER_00: With a bang.
35:11
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, because that's everything.
35:12
SPEAKER_00: Love it.
35:13
SPEAKER_00: Get it.
35:13
SPEAKER_00: Next.
35:14
SPEAKER_00: Next up, we have an ornament from Sam Whitney.
35:18
SPEAKER_00: It's it's red underwear, uh, emblazoned with the words love junkie on the waistbands.
35:22
SPEAKER_00: And that's a book, because it's from a book only of the same title.
35:26
SPEAKER_00: Love junkie.
35:26
SPEAKER_00: This is amazing.
35:27
SPEAKER_00: We love a good pair of tidy whitdies around here.
35:30
SPEAKER_00: Sure do.
35:30
SPEAKER_00: Tidy ready, because the color's red.
35:32
SPEAKER_00: That's a dad undie set, if I've ever um sniffed a pair.
35:36
SPEAKER_00: You think it's giving dad?
35:37
SPEAKER_00: I feel like it's giving more like little boy.
35:40
SPEAKER_00: Oh I was gonna say like hot gay guy, but.
35:42
SPEAKER_00: Oh, whatever.
35:43
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
35:43
SPEAKER_00: Same diff.
35:44
SPEAKER_00: Just kidding.
35:47
SPEAKER_00: Uh if you can't, whatever.
35:49
SPEAKER_00: In like a mogley way.
35:51
SPEAKER_00: It's either or.
35:52
SPEAKER_00: It can go either, it goes both ways.
35:53
SPEAKER_00: Anyways, it's amazing.
35:55
SPEAKER_00: I have never read the book, but this is making me want to pick up.
35:58
SPEAKER_00: Learn to read.
35:59
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
36:00
SPEAKER_00: I'm a slut, so I listen to audiobooks.
36:02
SPEAKER_00: But this is making me reach for something real.
36:06
SPEAKER_00: Loves it.
36:06
SPEAKER_00: Loves it.
36:07
SPEAKER_00: Bit on it.
36:08
SPEAKER_00: It's dimensional, it's uh it's weighty, it's glossy.
36:11
SPEAKER_00: It's all the things we love in underwear, to be honest.
36:14
SPEAKER_00: Stiff, a good stiffy pier.
36:16
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
36:17
SPEAKER_00: Love it.
36:17
SPEAKER_00: Hang this on your tree.
36:19
SPEAKER_00: Hang it on something.
36:20
SPEAKER_00: It's so good.
36:21
SPEAKER_00: It's so cute.
36:22
SPEAKER_00: I'm gonna send I'm gonna send this to my mom to confuse her.
36:25
SPEAKER_00: I'm bidding on this.
36:26
SPEAKER_00: Consider it bitted.
36:28
SPEAKER_00: Okay, next.
36:30
SPEAKER_00: Next up, we've got a twofer from dear, dear friend of the pod, Todd Oldham.
36:35
SPEAKER_00: Todd, what are you coming on?
36:37
SPEAKER_00: Todd Oldem, like this is so, so good.
36:40
SPEAKER_00: We have from Pink Flamingo's Divine's trailer and the dog shit that she eats, beautifully glittered, bedazzled, and ready for your tree.
36:50
SPEAKER_00: It's amazing.
36:50
SPEAKER_00: I love a glitter ornament because it's like classic.
36:52
SPEAKER_00: Me too.
36:53
SPEAKER_00: Like, I kind of have always wanted to do a tree of old glass ornaments like this.
36:56
SPEAKER_00: This isn't made out of glass, but it's referencing that, I want to say.
36:59
SPEAKER_00: And I really think, Todd, you nailed it.
37:02
SPEAKER_00: It's so, so good.
37:03
SPEAKER_00: As always.
37:04
SPEAKER_00: And this is real dog shit.
37:05
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
37:06
SPEAKER_00: It's scented.
37:06
SPEAKER_00: Stinking up the place, and it could be stinking up your home.
37:09
SPEAKER_00: If you call below, I'm I'm pretending like there's a number, but there's not a number.
37:11
SPEAKER_00: It's just it's online, right?
37:12
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, it's just you could figure it out online.
37:14
SPEAKER_00: It's fine.
37:15
SPEAKER_00: Gorgeous.
37:15
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
37:16
SPEAKER_00: We love that.
37:17
SPEAKER_00: Because, like, you know, that's fun without context.
37:19
SPEAKER_00: Right.
37:20
SPEAKER_00: If you know pink flamenco, that uh is great.
37:22
SPEAKER_00: But uh Pink Flamingo?
37:24
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, flamenco.
37:25
SPEAKER_00: Pink flamenco dancer.
37:27
SPEAKER_00: Flamingo.
37:28
SPEAKER_00: Flamingo's uh oh, whatever.
37:32
SPEAKER_00: See?
37:33
SPEAKER_00: Without context, they still work.
37:35
SPEAKER_00: I want a glittery turd on my tree alone.
37:37
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, you love turd.
37:38
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I do.
37:39
SPEAKER_00: I do, I do, I do.
37:40
SPEAKER_00: But um, yes, so beautiful.
37:42
SPEAKER_00: Bid away.
37:43
SPEAKER_00: You guys are really gonna want this.
37:45
SPEAKER_00: Oh, and it's it's sign on the bottom.
37:47
SPEAKER_00: Okay.
37:48
SPEAKER_00: This is worth money.
37:51
SPEAKER_00: There's two screws here, too.
37:53
SPEAKER_00: Todd, you snapped on this one.
37:54
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, gorgeous.
37:55
SPEAKER_00: Gorgeous hardware.
37:57
SPEAKER_00: Hello.
37:57
SPEAKER_00: Love it.
37:58
SPEAKER_00: Let's move on.
38:00
SPEAKER_00: Okay, next up, we have a piece by the artist Meredith Miatka.
38:05
SPEAKER_00: And this, according to uh the the booth, uh, it is the shrimp that Martha Stewart de-veined on Facebook Live.
38:13
SPEAKER_00: Amazing.
38:14
SPEAKER_00: Did you see that?
38:14
SPEAKER_00: Were you there?
38:15
SPEAKER_00: No, I missed that.
38:16
SPEAKER_00: I'm not sure.
38:16
SPEAKER_00: Somebody missed it.
38:17
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, unfortunately.
38:18
SPEAKER_00: So sorry, I do know shellfish.
38:20
SPEAKER_00: And this is amazing.
38:23
SPEAKER_00: It's crocheted, I want to say.
38:25
SPEAKER_00: It's a crocheted, gorgeous sort of um uh blood orange with uh black beads trailing from the the from the the anus.
38:34
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, okay.
38:35
SPEAKER_00: That's a line of shit.
38:36
SPEAKER_00: Uh is it shit?
38:37
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, yeah.
38:38
SPEAKER_00: Okay, good.
38:38
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, that's we it's confirmed.
38:39
SPEAKER_00: Take her first men.
38:40
SPEAKER_00: She's beautiful.
38:41
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, this is so cute.
38:42
SPEAKER_00: Um, you know I'm Italian and Christmas Eve is packed with these thingies.
38:46
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, the all the seven fishes.
38:47
SPEAKER_00: Seven fishes?
38:48
SPEAKER_00: Eight if you count the shit.
38:50
SPEAKER_00: Um seven fishes, yeah.
38:51
SPEAKER_00: But we, I don't know.
38:52
SPEAKER_00: It's usually more, actually.
38:54
SPEAKER_00: Um, but this is amazing.
38:56
SPEAKER_00: Do you struggle with um Danning your shrimp?
38:59
SPEAKER_00: Uh um, no.
39:00
SPEAKER_00: Do you have a shellfist allergy?
39:02
SPEAKER_00: Uh no.
39:03
SPEAKER_00: Okay.
39:06
SPEAKER_00: Maybe you should get one.
39:07
SPEAKER_00: I feel like when people serve me shrimp, I do like they've done an okay job, and then I see one little black dot.
39:14
SPEAKER_00: Dookie line?
39:14
SPEAKER_00: No, not a line.
39:15
SPEAKER_00: It's down to a dot.
39:16
SPEAKER_00: So they tried, but they didn't fully get it.
39:19
SPEAKER_00: What are people serving you shrimp?
39:20
SPEAKER_00: I don't know.
39:20
SPEAKER_00: Your family?
39:21
SPEAKER_00: Staff.
39:21
SPEAKER_00: Oh, you know, it's it's like, thank you, but I see the poop.
39:25
SPEAKER_00: I could talk about shrimp forever, but I won't.
39:28
SPEAKER_00: This is stunning.
39:29
SPEAKER_00: It's so cute.
39:31
SPEAKER_00: So cute.
39:32
SPEAKER_00: I want this one.
39:33
SPEAKER_00: Well, you can put a bid in, and so can you.
39:34
SPEAKER_00: Get those bids in now.
39:36
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
39:36
SPEAKER_00: And uh, let's move on to the next ornament.
39:38
SPEAKER_00: And do get all the shit when you devein.
39:41
SPEAKER_00: And send it to us.
39:42
SPEAKER_00: Yes.
39:43
SPEAKER_00: Okay, this next one is from a Rizzy alum, our Alma Mata.
39:47
SPEAKER_00: Alma Mata.
39:48
SPEAKER_00: Stephanie Rudig.
39:49
SPEAKER_00: Stephanie Rudig has created the cucumber melon body mist from uh Bath and Body Works.
39:54
SPEAKER_00: Now, is it body mist or body wash?
39:55
SPEAKER_00: Lotion.
39:56
SPEAKER_00: Oh, it's lotion.
39:56
SPEAKER_00: Okay, I thought this was from the line of mists, but I was wrong.
40:00
SPEAKER_00: You're right.
40:00
SPEAKER_00: It is lotion.
40:02
SPEAKER_00: This is so cool.
40:04
SPEAKER_00: Because, like, you know this set.
40:06
SPEAKER_00: That color is uh perfect.
40:08
SPEAKER_00: That is that is truly, truly, truly spot on.
40:11
SPEAKER_00: And it's got some uh embroidered detailing.
40:14
SPEAKER_00: It says cucumber melon.
40:15
SPEAKER_00: We see the cucumber, we see the melon.
40:17
SPEAKER_00: The calories are listed on the back.
40:18
SPEAKER_00: This is amazing.
40:19
SPEAKER_00: Do you have when's the last time you've been in Bath Body Works?
40:22
SPEAKER_00: This morning?
40:23
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
40:23
SPEAKER_00: I'm like at my shift, yeah.
40:25
SPEAKER_00: Uh no, I probably it has to be like probably high school.
40:28
SPEAKER_00: I know, because like I'm bougie with scents, you know.
40:31
SPEAKER_00: Uh-huh.
40:31
SPEAKER_00: And I feel like you're allowed to be when it comes to scents.
40:34
SPEAKER_00: Uh, but there's some scents in there that are wild.
40:38
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, and there's a lot of cookie butters, like a lot of, I guess I should go back in.
40:44
SPEAKER_00: There's some scents that stick with you, and this is definitely one of them.
40:47
SPEAKER_00: Angel vanilla, but also make a cucumber melon.
40:49
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, yeah.
40:50
SPEAKER_00: Very fresh.
40:51
SPEAKER_00: Very fresh.
40:52
SPEAKER_00: This is amazing.
40:53
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
40:54
SPEAKER_00: Give her a spin because I'm short circuiting over here.
40:56
SPEAKER_00: Um well, it's the sense memory video.
40:58
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
40:59
SPEAKER_00: This is a this is a a large one.
41:00
SPEAKER_00: You know, this is good, it should be on a sturdy branch.
41:03
SPEAKER_00: Spruce.
41:04
unknown: Yeah.
41:04
SPEAKER_00: Hand type of tree.
41:06
SPEAKER_00: I wish I knew trees.
41:07
SPEAKER_00: I wish I knew flowers.
41:08
SPEAKER_00: Me too.
41:09
SPEAKER_00: Anyways.
41:09
SPEAKER_00: Anyways.
41:10
SPEAKER_00: A bit on it.
41:10
SPEAKER_00: That's yours.
41:12
SPEAKER_00: Stephanie, you did it again.
41:14
SPEAKER_00: Ooh.
41:15
SPEAKER_00: Okay.
41:16
SPEAKER_00: Next up we have a piece by artist Todd Carr, and this is the Jersey Devil.
41:22
SPEAKER_00: What's the Jersey Devil?
41:23
SPEAKER_00: Jersey Devil is like a um local folk tale.
41:27
SPEAKER_00: Besides my mother-in-law.
41:28
SPEAKER_00: Just kidding.
41:29
SPEAKER_00: I'm not married.
41:29
SPEAKER_00: Uh cryptid monster kind of kind of thing.
41:32
SPEAKER_00: Uh like a chupacabra, but uh in New Jersey.
41:35
SPEAKER_00: Um, that's amazing.
41:38
SPEAKER_00: It's giving like it's clay, but it's giving like brass.
41:40
SPEAKER_00: It feels it looks andor chocolate.
41:42
SPEAKER_00: Cute size.
41:43
SPEAKER_00: There's a lot of detail in here.
41:44
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
41:45
SPEAKER_00: And is it are all devils like technically like Rams like this?
41:49
SPEAKER_00: No.
41:49
SPEAKER_00: Oh.
41:51
SPEAKER_00: Okay.
41:52
SPEAKER_00: Well, they do all have that little tail, don't they?
41:56
SPEAKER_00: That's true.
41:57
SPEAKER_00: And if you're interested in bidding on this particular ornament, all the raffle tickets are$10 each, and you can get as many as you want.
42:03
SPEAKER_00: And again, all proceeds go to the Aldi Farney Center.
42:05
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, so get out your little pocketbook.
42:07
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
42:08
SPEAKER_00: And your little coin purse, smack it a few times, and buy some fucking tickets.
42:13
SPEAKER_00: Calling all white women.
42:14
SPEAKER_00: Get your checkbook out.
42:15
SPEAKER_00: All right.
42:16
SPEAKER_00: I love this actually.
42:17
SPEAKER_00: I love brass.
42:18
SPEAKER_00: Gorgeous.
42:18
SPEAKER_00: Next.
42:18
SPEAKER_00: Are all devil's rims?
42:20
SPEAKER_00: No.
42:21
unknown: No, they are not.
42:23
SPEAKER_00: Okay, next up, we have a piece by uh Rizzy alum Jennifer Zhao, and this is the churro from Challengers.
42:30
SPEAKER_00: I saw Challengers, did you?
42:32
SPEAKER_00: I did not.
42:33
SPEAKER_00: I don't remember the chero scene, but I love churros, and this is so cute.
42:36
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, it's um a large churro with two small clay figures on top representing the gay guys.
42:42
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
42:43
SPEAKER_00: Gay-ish guys from uh from the movie.
42:45
SPEAKER_00: They're like curious.
42:46
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
42:47
SPEAKER_00: And horny.
42:48
SPEAKER_00: It's about power more than anything.
42:49
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
42:50
SPEAKER_00: Um, what's the chero scene?
42:52
SPEAKER_00: No, seriously.
42:53
SPEAKER_00: Hello?
42:54
SPEAKER_00: They like he like bites into it and like he feeds the other guy.
42:57
SPEAKER_00: They're just like chomping on his churro, like a penis.
43:00
SPEAKER_00: I don't know.
43:00
SPEAKER_00: Fall.
43:01
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
43:01
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, of course.
43:02
SPEAKER_00: All churros are fabric.
43:03
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
43:03
SPEAKER_00: Fabric?
43:05
SPEAKER_00: Phallic.
43:05
SPEAKER_00: And all phalluses are fabric.
43:08
SPEAKER_00: And all devils are rams.
43:09
SPEAKER_00: Um this is beautiful.
43:11
SPEAKER_00: We've got some glitter.
43:12
SPEAKER_00: They're holding hands.
43:13
SPEAKER_00: It's very cute.
43:14
SPEAKER_00: It is really cute.
43:15
SPEAKER_00: I love challengers.
43:16
SPEAKER_00: I thought it was cool and good.
43:17
SPEAKER_00: Um, kind of like this really cool and good ornament.
43:20
SPEAKER_00: But the only thing I didn't like was Zendaya, like how to play older or something.
43:22
SPEAKER_00: Right, yeah.
43:23
SPEAKER_00: And I I see I wasn't buying it.
43:25
SPEAKER_00: I was like, no, it's a chop.
43:26
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
43:26
SPEAKER_00: But this is not a chop.
43:28
SPEAKER_00: Bid on this, guys.
43:29
SPEAKER_00: Get it on your tree.
43:30
SPEAKER_00: It's gay, it's horny, and it's um stick it in your mouth.
43:33
SPEAKER_00: Cinnamon and sugar.
43:34
SPEAKER_00: Next, when we put out this episode last year, somebody commented, I love you guys, but please don't review any more ornaments.
43:41
SPEAKER_00: And it was like, We've only ever done it one time.
43:44
SPEAKER_00: It was it's like, what?
43:46
SPEAKER_00: Like, clearly it's not our normal thing.
43:47
SPEAKER_00: They're in for it.
43:49
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, it's for charity.
43:51
SPEAKER_00: How dare they?
43:53
SPEAKER_00: I'm living my QVC fantasy, okay?
43:55
SPEAKER_00: Me too.
43:57
SPEAKER_00: By Henry Crawley.
44:00
SPEAKER_00: Queer Portal by Henry Crawley.
44:01
SPEAKER_00: Now, if I'm not mistaken, we've had a queer portal on this uh uh show before.
44:07
SPEAKER_00: Is this a Greg Kozatec prompt or no?
44:09
SPEAKER_00: Inspired by last year, maybe.
44:11
SPEAKER_00: Oh.
44:11
SPEAKER_00: Okay.
44:12
SPEAKER_00: We love a queer portal.
44:13
SPEAKER_00: A queer portal.
44:14
SPEAKER_00: This is gorgeous.
44:15
SPEAKER_00: It's like a dimensional uh prism receding in space, filled with what I want to say is like a shredded button.
44:24
SPEAKER_00: The upside down.
44:24
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, yeah.
44:25
SPEAKER_00: Almost.
44:25
SPEAKER_00: It's giving Vecna, Vegna.
44:28
SPEAKER_00: Do you watch Stranger Things?
44:30
SPEAKER_00: No.
44:30
SPEAKER_00: Like that's one of your references?
44:32
SPEAKER_00: But I Vecna?
44:34
SPEAKER_00: But it's right.
44:34
SPEAKER_00: I want to do a lip sync as Vecna to uh Running Up the Hill.
44:38
SPEAKER_00: Running Up the Hill.
44:39
SPEAKER_00: The Hill, yeah.
44:40
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
44:40
SPEAKER_00: K Bush style.
44:41
SPEAKER_00: This is so cool, but am I wrong?
44:43
SPEAKER_00: It looks like the upside down, yeah.
44:44
SPEAKER_00: Absolutely.
44:45
SPEAKER_00: There's a oh and there should be a teeny Winona in here, but it's not.
44:48
SPEAKER_00: It's a queer portal.
44:48
SPEAKER_00: And Stranger Things is oddly straight.
44:50
SPEAKER_00: It is, yeah.
44:51
SPEAKER_00: Not Stranger Things.
44:52
SPEAKER_00: It's um It also looks like a like a megaphone.
44:54
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
44:54
SPEAKER_00: I'm so curious.
44:56
SPEAKER_00: Like, I love that the reveal is like kind of grotesque.
44:58
SPEAKER_00: I mean, it's gorgeous because of the colors, but like the texture of it all is.
45:02
SPEAKER_00: Honey, that's queerness for you.
45:03
SPEAKER_00: It's like internal in body polyps.
45:06
SPEAKER_00: Well, that's why I said shredded butthole.
45:07
SPEAKER_00: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
45:09
SPEAKER_00: Is that you think what the surprise is?
45:11
SPEAKER_00: Is that is it giving like anal canal?
45:13
SPEAKER_00: Polyps.
45:14
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
45:15
SPEAKER_00: You better get that checked.
45:16
SPEAKER_00: You better push those hemorrhoids in, honey.
45:18
SPEAKER_00: And you better bid on this gorgeous ornament.
45:20
SPEAKER_00: Someone sitting on a grape over here.
45:22
SPEAKER_00: Um, yeah, do get this.
45:24
SPEAKER_00: It's really cute.
45:25
SPEAKER_00: It is highly detailed, beautiful, pearlescent, gold, pink.
45:28
SPEAKER_00: And who doesn't love a reveal?
45:30
SPEAKER_00: It's like day to night.
45:31
SPEAKER_00: Look at that.
45:32
SPEAKER_00: Like hello, night.
45:33
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
45:34
SPEAKER_00: Whoa.
45:35
SPEAKER_00: Whoa.
45:36
SPEAKER_00: Sorry, we're so dumb.
45:38
SPEAKER_00: But whatever.
45:38
SPEAKER_00: At least they know to expect.
45:40
SPEAKER_00: We like offend every artist.
45:41
SPEAKER_00: They're like, I never I didn't sign up for this.
45:43
SPEAKER_00: Oh, Jack is back.
45:45
SPEAKER_00: Jack is back.
45:46
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
45:46
SPEAKER_00: That Jack is Jack Show is a repeat offender of charity.
45:51
SPEAKER_00: This is a queer child's fantasy castle, right?
45:55
SPEAKER_00: It's a clay castle with some very finely detailed brickwork that spells out for Galar.
46:01
SPEAKER_00: For Galar.
46:03
SPEAKER_00: The scale of this is amazing.
46:05
SPEAKER_00: Like, that is a chubby castle.
46:07
SPEAKER_00: Now, this is activating my fantasy world.
46:10
SPEAKER_00: Because this is like, you could stare at this for hours and imagine the sorts of things that are going on in and around this magical land.
46:16
SPEAKER_00: I love this.
46:17
SPEAKER_00: Now, as a queer kid who had a castle, Playmobil, I've talked about it at length.
46:22
SPEAKER_00: This is really exciting me.
46:25
SPEAKER_00: Just also, yeah, the size of this.
46:27
SPEAKER_00: Again, need a sturdy branch for this one.
46:29
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
46:29
SPEAKER_00: It's not too heavy, but it is just huge.
46:31
SPEAKER_00: And I love that.
46:32
SPEAKER_00: Jack, you really went on the off here.
46:37
SPEAKER_00: Makes me want to be a princess.
46:38
SPEAKER_00: Bell's Castle.
46:39
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
46:40
SPEAKER_00: I had a castle, and there was a lot of princess narratives going on in there.
46:43
SPEAKER_00: And it kind of reminds me of this beautiful thing.
46:45
SPEAKER_00: So thank you for again spinning something awesome.
46:49
SPEAKER_00: And y'all get your bids in for this one.
46:51
SPEAKER_00: Next.
46:51
SPEAKER_00: Next up, we have a gorgeous piece by the artist Bill Krisoffy.
46:56
SPEAKER_00: This is the Grand High Witch from The Witches.
47:00
SPEAKER_00: It's just her head, but it is her beautifully elongated, stretched-out earlobes pierced by two amazing chandelier earrings.
47:10
SPEAKER_00: Chandelier earrings, yes, bedazzled to filth.
47:12
SPEAKER_00: This is an ornament and your um jewelry for date night.
47:16
SPEAKER_00: If you uh bet on this, it's a twofer.
47:18
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
47:18
SPEAKER_00: Oh my god, I love the witches.
47:20
SPEAKER_00: That now, this is a book I've read.
47:22
SPEAKER_00: Roll Dolph.
47:23
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, because it's like for kindergartners.
47:26
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
47:26
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, that's amazing.
47:28
SPEAKER_00: It's like Angelica Houston is with us right now after ripping off her face.
47:33
SPEAKER_00: I was always like so scared and fascinated by that because it was the the the makeup work, her transformation was so cool.
47:41
SPEAKER_00: Do you know Ann Hathaway like like played that also?
47:45
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, and I know regrets it.
47:47
SPEAKER_00: No, one person saw that.
47:48
SPEAKER_00: Also, it's like you can't beat this.
47:50
SPEAKER_00: Hello.
47:50
SPEAKER_00: It's like they gave her what?
47:52
SPEAKER_00: Like the why a wide mouth?
47:53
SPEAKER_00: I think that wasn't it like a wide mouth?
47:54
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
47:54
SPEAKER_00: It was like Joker Slices.
47:55
SPEAKER_00: The booth is saying it was a wide mouth.
47:57
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, yeah.
47:57
SPEAKER_00: It was Joker Slices.
47:58
SPEAKER_00: And no one needed that.
48:00
SPEAKER_00: No.
48:00
SPEAKER_00: This is so cool.
48:01
SPEAKER_00: I need these earrings.
48:02
SPEAKER_00: I need a I'm gonna bid on this just to get the earrings.
48:04
SPEAKER_00: Gina needs these.
48:05
SPEAKER_00: Oh, and they're detachable.
48:07
SPEAKER_00: So they truly could wear those out.
48:09
SPEAKER_00: So you can wear these out and then also store another pair, you know.
48:14
SPEAKER_00: This could be your jewelry holder.
48:15
SPEAKER_00: Exactly.
48:16
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
48:16
SPEAKER_00: Look, there's even chin hair.
48:18
SPEAKER_00: And there's a flocked hair all over.
48:19
SPEAKER_00: It's amazing.
48:21
SPEAKER_00: The earrings go missing.
48:22
SPEAKER_00: I'm like, we didn't we didn't say that those were on there, did we?
48:26
SPEAKER_00: I need those.
48:28
SPEAKER_00: Gorgeous.
48:28
SPEAKER_00: Uh get those bids in now.
48:30
SPEAKER_00: This one's gonna be a hot one, I can just tell.
48:31
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
48:32
SPEAKER_00: Next.
48:32
SPEAKER_00: Oh yeah.
48:33
SPEAKER_00: Oh Wendy.
48:36
SPEAKER_00: Oh my god.
48:38
SPEAKER_00: Why don't you start with this one?
48:39
SPEAKER_00: This is for you.
48:39
SPEAKER_00: This is for you.
48:40
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, yeah.
48:41
SPEAKER_00: Wow.
48:42
SPEAKER_00: Oh my god.
48:44
SPEAKER_00: This, okay, this is a hot one.
48:45
SPEAKER_00: This is gonna be a hot one.
48:46
SPEAKER_00: Another Rizzi alum.
48:48
SPEAKER_00: Wendy Wood slaying the game, Wendy.
48:50
SPEAKER_00: This is incredible.
48:52
SPEAKER_00: It is the rival cheerleading team uniforms from um Bring It On.
48:58
SPEAKER_00: Yes.
48:58
SPEAKER_00: We got the Clovers on one side and then Toros.
49:02
SPEAKER_00: Oh, Rancho Carnegie High School.
49:03
SPEAKER_00: Okay, got it, okay, got it.
49:04
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, yeah.
49:04
SPEAKER_00: But what's Kirsten Dunce's name?
49:06
SPEAKER_00: Also Toro?
49:07
SPEAKER_00: Torrents?
49:07
SPEAKER_00: Torrents.
49:08
SPEAKER_00: Wow.
49:09
SPEAKER_00: This is amazing.
49:11
SPEAKER_00: This is like a reversible doll costume.
49:14
SPEAKER_00: If you love a reveal, Gabrielle Union.
49:16
SPEAKER_00: This was her actual costume.
49:17
SPEAKER_00: Cancel off Gabriella.
49:18
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, yeah.
49:19
SPEAKER_00: This was her actual costume.
49:20
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
49:21
SPEAKER_00: She was really small.
49:22
SPEAKER_00: Yes, she was.
49:23
SPEAKER_00: They had to blow her up every single time.
49:26
SPEAKER_00: Every single year.
49:26
SPEAKER_00: There was a lot of special effects.
49:28
SPEAKER_00: Now, do you like bring it on?
49:30
SPEAKER_00: Of course.
49:31
SPEAKER_00: I know.
49:31
SPEAKER_00: I know you do.
49:32
SPEAKER_00: Me too.
49:33
SPEAKER_00: How can you not?
49:34
SPEAKER_00: It's an iconic cult classic.
49:36
SPEAKER_00: It's camp.
49:37
SPEAKER_00: It's everything.
49:37
SPEAKER_00: This is so good, Wendy.
49:38
SPEAKER_00: So good, Wendy.
49:39
SPEAKER_00: I hear you.
49:40
SPEAKER_00: That's cool.
49:40
SPEAKER_00: One of my um elementary school friends who wound up being gay, like all most of my friends, um, he would religiously quote the line, I speak fag fluently.
49:51
SPEAKER_00: And I was like, why does he keep talking about this?
49:52
SPEAKER_00: And then of course it it um was because he was gay.
49:55
SPEAKER_00: It's from bring it on.
49:56
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, yeah.
49:56
SPEAKER_00: Because it's like she she's asking some guy if he's gay or bi, and he's like, I speak fag fluently.
50:02
SPEAKER_00: And then they kiss, I think, right?
50:03
SPEAKER_00: The booth is saying they kiss.
50:04
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
50:04
SPEAKER_00: I love that.
50:05
SPEAKER_00: Do you speak fag fluently?
50:07
SPEAKER_00: Of course I do.
50:08
SPEAKER_00: I should have been a male cheerleader.
50:10
SPEAKER_00: That would have been funny.
50:10
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, funny.
50:11
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, because like I should have been a gymnast, you know, and they they're adjacent.
50:15
SPEAKER_00: I love um cheerleading mixes.
50:18
SPEAKER_00: Now, those are cutting edge.
50:20
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
50:20
SPEAKER_00: The sound effects, they always are like austrial, yeah, transitions, pop, everything.
50:25
SPEAKER_00: It's kind of transformers.
50:26
SPEAKER_00: It's like yeah, yeah, it's crazy.
50:29
SPEAKER_00: They go wild.
50:30
SPEAKER_00: Now that's an award-winning sound design.
50:32
SPEAKER_00: Definitely, yeah.
50:33
SPEAKER_00: So do check out um your local cheerleading competition.
50:36
SPEAKER_00: And check out this ornament, which is going to go so fast.
50:40
SPEAKER_00: Yes, I again I want this.
50:42
SPEAKER_00: I'm bidding a lot this year.
50:44
SPEAKER_00: Do I have to pay?
50:45
SPEAKER_00: Just kidding.
50:46
SPEAKER_00: It's for charity.
50:46
SPEAKER_00: It's for charity.
50:47
SPEAKER_00: Um, I love Christian Dunce, obviously.
50:49
SPEAKER_00: Uh-huh.
50:49
SPEAKER_00: Like, who doesn't?
50:50
SPEAKER_00: Um, someone was like, Would you ever be uh open to doing a sequel to bring it on?
50:55
SPEAKER_00: And she just goes, No.
50:57
SPEAKER_00: And it was so iconic because, like, why would you ever would she?
51:00
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
51:01
SPEAKER_00: She's like intelligent and cool and like great actress.
51:03
SPEAKER_00: Also, that story is over.
51:04
SPEAKER_00: It's like, what is she gonna be?
51:05
SPEAKER_00: The coach?
51:06
SPEAKER_00: Like, nobody wants to see that.
51:07
SPEAKER_00: Torrence is back.
51:09
SPEAKER_00: Torah is back, and better than ever.
51:11
SPEAKER_00: She's like Torah now.
51:12
SPEAKER_00: And Gabriela.
51:14
SPEAKER_00: Hands off Gabriella.
51:15
SPEAKER_00: Hands off Gabriella Union.
51:17
SPEAKER_00: Gabriella Union, everyone.
51:19
SPEAKER_00: I want to hold it.
51:20
SPEAKER_00: Oh no, you can't.
51:22
SPEAKER_00: There's a glitter hanger, too.
51:23
SPEAKER_00: Wow, this is amazing.
51:24
SPEAKER_00: Wendy! Wendy, like, you belong in an asylum for being so talented.
51:29
SPEAKER_00: Uh knit this?
51:30
SPEAKER_00: Wendy.
51:31
SPEAKER_00: Uh Wendy.
51:32
SPEAKER_00: When are you gonna make me that?
51:33
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
51:34
SPEAKER_00: I want that reversible costume.
51:36
SPEAKER_00: Can you make this life size?
51:37
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
51:38
SPEAKER_00: Call me.
51:38
SPEAKER_00: But call call the number first.
51:40
SPEAKER_00: There's a number.
51:41
SPEAKER_00: Call the charity first.
51:42
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, yeah.
51:43
SPEAKER_00: Okay, next.
51:44
SPEAKER_00: Oh, we know who this is.
51:45
SPEAKER_00: We know who this is.
51:46
SPEAKER_00: We know chistery, honey.
51:48
SPEAKER_00: Another repeat offender.
51:49
SPEAKER_00: We have Brian Brittigan.
51:51
SPEAKER_00: This is uh flying monkey from Wicked, but we know that this is Cesare.
51:57
SPEAKER_00: Chistery.
51:58
SPEAKER_00: Which apparently he's spelled C-H-I-S-T-E-R-Y.
52:01
SPEAKER_00: Chistery.
52:02
SPEAKER_00: No one was.
52:04
SPEAKER_00: People were mad at us when we were talking about that.
52:06
SPEAKER_00: But this what is it?
52:07
SPEAKER_00: An illustration?
52:08
SPEAKER_00: Here, pull the pull the ball on the bottom.
52:10
SPEAKER_00: We gotta it's a uh it's a it's a wow.
52:14
SPEAKER_00: Wow.
52:15
SPEAKER_00: It animates it's almost like a pop-up um paper doll kind of vibe, but it's beautifully printed.
52:23
SPEAKER_00: All our wicked heads out there illustrated then printed.
52:25
SPEAKER_00: Wow.
52:26
SPEAKER_00: Gorgeous illustration, like truly amazing.
52:29
SPEAKER_00: That's amazing.
52:30
SPEAKER_00: Do you know um my uncle Jack had a friend named Cesare and he was a con artist?
52:35
SPEAKER_00: You've told me this, yeah.
52:36
SPEAKER_00: Oh, really?
52:36
SPEAKER_00: On the pod?
52:37
SPEAKER_00: I don't know, but our friendship.
52:38
SPEAKER_00: So I pretend Chissory is Cesare.
52:41
SPEAKER_00: So if you want Cesare the flying monkey, do bid now.
52:46
SPEAKER_00: Give us a call.
52:49
SPEAKER_00: And like, who doesn't want an ornament like with an interactive ball you can pull on?
52:54
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
52:54
SPEAKER_00: Hello.
52:55
SPEAKER_00: This is a toy.
52:56
SPEAKER_00: Uh yeah.
52:57
SPEAKER_00: You could play this with this for hours.
52:59
SPEAKER_00: God, I gotta get to Wicked.
53:01
SPEAKER_00: ASAP.
53:02
SPEAKER_00: I want to see what Chister Chistery is up to in part two.
53:05
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
53:06
SPEAKER_00: I feel like he has an expanded role.
53:07
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
53:08
SPEAKER_00: You know how they were like Coleman Domingo is the lion?
53:10
SPEAKER_00: It's like they're gonna reveal who Chistery is any day now.
53:13
SPEAKER_00: Sigourney.
53:14
SPEAKER_00: I feel like they were gonna say that Dorothy was Tilly Norwood and they they had to like back off because it was Tilly?
53:19
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
53:19
SPEAKER_00: The AI actress.
53:20
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I think I feel like they were gonna do that, and then they were like, no, no, no, no, she didn't land.
53:23
SPEAKER_00: No one likes her.
53:24
SPEAKER_00: We gotta we gotta scrap it.
53:26
SPEAKER_00: That's my headcanon.
53:27
SPEAKER_00: That's crazy.
53:28
SPEAKER_00: You know, sorry, uh, flying monkeys.
53:30
SPEAKER_00: There's like a Wizard of Oz experience at the Vegas sphere.
53:34
SPEAKER_00: Uh-huh.
53:35
SPEAKER_00: Have you seen some of that footage?
53:36
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, it's brutal.
53:37
SPEAKER_00: It's insane.
53:38
SPEAKER_00: They should have called um Brian because those flying monkeys are really embarrassing.
53:45
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
53:45
SPEAKER_00: There's some cool elements to that, like experience.
53:47
SPEAKER_00: Sure, like theater in the round or theater in the sphere.
53:50
SPEAKER_00: Theater in the sphere.
53:51
SPEAKER_00: It's not theater, it's the opposite of theater in the round.
53:53
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
53:53
SPEAKER_00: Not futuristic.
53:54
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
53:54
SPEAKER_00: But it's also, it's like if you're gonna try and get away with using like AI, you can't do it on the biggest screen on earth.
54:00
SPEAKER_00: It's like you're gonna see every fucking fake detail.
54:02
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, but then they launch some chiseries out there.
54:04
SPEAKER_00: Into the air?
54:05
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
54:05
SPEAKER_00: Like in real life.
54:06
SPEAKER_00: What do you mean?
54:06
SPEAKER_00: Oh, you're gonna we're going.
54:07
SPEAKER_00: We need to go to Vegas.
54:08
SPEAKER_00: Help us get to Vegas by donating to charity.
54:11
SPEAKER_00: Help us get to Vegas by donating to charity and Chisere and Chesaree and Chistery.
54:17
SPEAKER_00: Because yeah, it's AI, hi-fi, all this bullshit.
54:20
SPEAKER_00: And then they launch out some like balloon animals.
54:23
SPEAKER_00: Wow.
54:24
SPEAKER_00: With like fans and drones, and they they they attack the audience.
54:28
SPEAKER_00: Wow.
54:28
SPEAKER_00: And this is gonna attack your tree in the best way possible when you bid on it.
54:34
SPEAKER_00: And get it.
54:35
SPEAKER_00: This holiday season.
54:36
SPEAKER_00: Pull that ball, honey.
54:37
SPEAKER_00: Love it.
54:37
SPEAKER_00: Next, we've got another getting better.
54:40
SPEAKER_00: They do, they do.
54:40
SPEAKER_00: And then this is another, it's gonna be another hot one.
54:42
SPEAKER_00: This is by the artist Betty Turbo, and this is Cher's fashion computer from Clueless.
54:47
SPEAKER_00: This is a let's call it one twelfth scale 1995, 1997 computer monitor.
54:56
SPEAKER_00: It's the perfect day.
54:58
SPEAKER_00: Right?
54:59
SPEAKER_00: That's the montage?
55:00
SPEAKER_00: No, that's completely blobby.
55:01
unknown: Oh.
55:02
SPEAKER_00: Fuck.
55:03
SPEAKER_00: What's the um wait?
55:04
SPEAKER_00: I know this.
55:04
SPEAKER_00: I know clueless guys.
55:06
SPEAKER_00: It's fashioned by David Bowie.
55:07
SPEAKER_00: Well, whatever.
55:08
SPEAKER_00: I do know the scene, I promise.
55:10
SPEAKER_00: This is amazing.
55:12
SPEAKER_00: Who doesn't love nostalgia and like these uh built-in terminal uh with keyboard station?
55:19
SPEAKER_00: There's a tube involved.
55:20
SPEAKER_00: Yes, yes, yes, yes.
55:21
SPEAKER_00: And a lot of glass.
55:22
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
55:23
SPEAKER_00: And a lot of um asbestos.
55:25
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, back in the day, computers were made.
55:28
SPEAKER_00: You guys didn't know this, but computers were lead paint and asbestos.
55:30
SPEAKER_00: They were packed with asbestos, yeah.
55:32
SPEAKER_00: That's why we don't have monitors like that anymore.
55:34
SPEAKER_00: Share.
55:35
SPEAKER_00: Share.
55:36
SPEAKER_00: No, that's a leading lady.
55:37
SPEAKER_00: Sarah Silverstone.
55:39
SPEAKER_00: Sarah Silverstone?
55:40
SPEAKER_00: Samantha! Gina.
55:42
SPEAKER_00: Samantha Silverstone.
55:43
SPEAKER_00: Alicia.
55:44
SPEAKER_00: Felicia.
55:46
SPEAKER_00: Hands off, Gabriella.
55:48
SPEAKER_00: Whatever.
55:50
SPEAKER_00: We love it.
55:50
SPEAKER_00: We love Clueless.
55:51
SPEAKER_00: We love I know Dion.
55:55
SPEAKER_01: Sure do.
55:56
SPEAKER_00: This is amazing.
55:57
SPEAKER_00: You are slaying it with the scale again.
55:59
SPEAKER_00: I love big ornaments because I love abundance and I love big trees.
56:02
SPEAKER_00: Because if you if you're getting big ornaments, it means you have a big tree.
56:04
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, and you're gonna need one for this because this is a good one.
56:05
SPEAKER_00: I'm a size queen.
56:06
SPEAKER_00: Um I have huge hands, and this is yeah, stretching me.
56:09
SPEAKER_00: It's making Mike look like petite petite beyond petite.
56:12
SPEAKER_00: Again, our new Yeah, we decided to come out with a line of um plus size clothing for petite.
56:17
SPEAKER_00: It's called Beyond Petite.
56:19
SPEAKER_00: And I'm the model for it.
56:20
SPEAKER_00: Check it out.
56:21
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
56:22
SPEAKER_00: Coming to stores this spring, but for this winter, bid on this ornament.
56:26
SPEAKER_00: It'll be uh perfect on your bid on that ornament.
56:29
SPEAKER_00: Gorgeous.
56:30
SPEAKER_00: Next, okay, again, they they do just keep getting better and better.
56:33
SPEAKER_00: This is gonna be another uh hot one.
56:35
SPEAKER_00: This is Unreal by artist Olive Bird.
56:38
SPEAKER_00: This is a Miss Piggy tabloid.
56:41
SPEAKER_00: This is laminated.
56:43
SPEAKER_00: We've got several pages of It seems to be Oink Weekly.
56:46
SPEAKER_00: Oink, the world's only trusted source for swine drama.
56:49
SPEAKER_00: Oh my gosh.
56:50
SPEAKER_00: Breakups, meltdowns, mugshots, and she still looks better than you, Miss Piggy.
56:54
SPEAKER_00: Uh there's a cover story, there's a table of contents, there's uh op-eds.
57:00
SPEAKER_00: How old is she really?
57:02
SPEAKER_00: Piggy's real age leaked.
57:03
SPEAKER_00: That's unbelievable.
57:04
SPEAKER_00: Fired from her own talk show, talk show top moments, from red carpet to mugshot.
57:09
SPEAKER_00: That's a my tabloids.
57:11
SPEAKER_00: That's a doctored image.
57:12
SPEAKER_00: Gorgeous here, too.
57:13
SPEAKER_00: I love that.
57:14
SPEAKER_00: And I love trashy tabloids, and also this is so topical because Cola Scola is writing a Miss Piggy uh feature.
57:20
SPEAKER_00: It gives produced by Emma Stone Stone and uh Jennifer Lawrence.
57:24
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, and Samantha Silver Stone.
57:25
SPEAKER_00: And Samantha Silver Stone.
57:27
SPEAKER_00: Um, it gives me hope for the world.
57:28
SPEAKER_00: But I um I know I'm a piggy.
57:30
SPEAKER_00: Of course, Dan.
57:31
SPEAKER_00: Miss Piggy is the only celebrity that I would feel nervous meeting.
57:34
SPEAKER_00: I I I th I I think of like anybody, like I'd be like, okay, yeah, hi.
57:38
SPEAKER_00: But did I get a Miss Piggy as Medusa tattoo?
57:40
SPEAKER_00: Because it's like five?
57:41
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, no, I don't know.
57:43
SPEAKER_00: Anyways, oink weekly.
57:44
SPEAKER_00: Oink weekly.
57:45
SPEAKER_00: I want to subscribe to that.
57:46
SPEAKER_00: So crazy periodical.
57:48
SPEAKER_00: I want the full-size version of this.
57:49
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, and it's laminated.
57:50
SPEAKER_00: Well, it's got amazing hand feel.
57:52
SPEAKER_00: That's Cola Schola needs to see this.
57:54
SPEAKER_00: Yes.
57:54
SPEAKER_00: Cole, if you're watching.
57:56
SPEAKER_00: Gorgeous.
57:57
SPEAKER_00: Uh, but on this, because this one's gonna be a hot one, you're gonna want to start now.
58:01
SPEAKER_00: Stat.
58:02
SPEAKER_00: All right, Stephanie Rudig back again.
58:04
SPEAKER_00: Back, back, back, back, back again.
58:05
SPEAKER_00: We've got a paired set of ornaments.
58:07
SPEAKER_00: This is Bomba Lorena and Demeter, the gelical cats from Cats.
58:12
SPEAKER_00: These are like felted, embroidered, kind of like paper doll-esque characters.
58:17
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, there's some like shading via like stitch work, yeah, which is so cool.
58:21
SPEAKER_00: Gorgeous.
58:21
SPEAKER_00: Do you like cats?
58:23
SPEAKER_00: No.
58:23
SPEAKER_00: I'm okay with it.
58:24
SPEAKER_00: I really don't like cats.
58:26
SPEAKER_00: I know.
58:26
SPEAKER_00: My dad likes cats, which is like strange.
58:29
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
58:29
SPEAKER_00: It always embarrassed me.
58:30
SPEAKER_00: Even as a child, I was like, what are they doing?
58:32
SPEAKER_00: He's like, the thing is, it's not about cats.
58:34
SPEAKER_00: It's like, shut your trap, honey.
58:37
SPEAKER_00: Did you see the movie?
58:38
SPEAKER_00: Of course.
58:39
SPEAKER_00: I have not.
58:40
SPEAKER_00: It's horrendous.
58:41
SPEAKER_00: Not like these, though.
58:42
SPEAKER_00: No, these are gorgeous.
58:43
SPEAKER_00: They're amazing.
58:44
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, no, you should see the movie.
58:44
SPEAKER_00: It's really, really, really bad.
58:45
SPEAKER_00: And it comes.
58:46
SPEAKER_00: Aren't their heads shrunken down or something?
58:48
SPEAKER_00: Everything shrunkens down.
58:49
SPEAKER_00: It's weird about everything.
58:50
SPEAKER_00: Everything is wrong.
58:50
SPEAKER_00: They oddly went house cat with it.
58:52
SPEAKER_00: They did everything wrong.
58:54
SPEAKER_00: Literally everything wrong.
58:54
SPEAKER_00: And and Taylor Swift is like a man coon.
58:56
SPEAKER_00: Dame Judy Dench like licks her own chachi on camera.
58:59
SPEAKER_00: It's like bizarre.
59:00
SPEAKER_00: She does.
59:01
SPEAKER_00: We love a pair, like a duo that can speak to each other.
59:04
SPEAKER_00: You know what I mean?
59:05
SPEAKER_00: You can keep them close.
59:06
SPEAKER_00: You can put them far away.
59:08
SPEAKER_00: Totally.
59:08
SPEAKER_00: One can be towards the two trees.
59:10
SPEAKER_00: Pick a favorite.
59:12
SPEAKER_00: Put them anywhere.
59:12
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
59:13
SPEAKER_00: I love people to have two trees.
59:14
SPEAKER_00: I want a couple trees.
59:15
SPEAKER_00: Because then you can have like a traditional one.
59:17
SPEAKER_00: And then gaggle.
59:19
SPEAKER_00: Get a little faggy with the style, you know?
59:21
SPEAKER_00: Because like if you're two stylists with your tree, it's like till out.
59:23
SPEAKER_00: Did you ever want to like do like vertical ribbons on your tree?
59:26
SPEAKER_00: No.
59:26
SPEAKER_00: Even on a second one?
59:27
SPEAKER_00: My Nana did that and it just felt dated.
59:29
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
59:30
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
59:30
SPEAKER_00: I always like wanted to, but I was.
59:31
SPEAKER_00: I hate when there's a bow at the top of a I mean, you did an amazing job decorating.
59:39
SPEAKER_00: These trees could use this though.
59:40
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, yeah.
59:41
SPEAKER_00: These pair.
59:42
SPEAKER_00: This pair.
59:43
SPEAKER_00: We can't speak English tonight.
59:44
SPEAKER_00: Not a word.
59:45
SPEAKER_00: It's really bad.
59:47
SPEAKER_00: But these are really good.
59:50
SPEAKER_00: Thank you, Stephanie.
59:52
SPEAKER_00: Thank you, Stephanie.
59:52
SPEAKER_00: You are Slatina.
59:53
SPEAKER_00: And so are these.
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SPEAKER_00: Next.
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SPEAKER_00: All right.
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SPEAKER_00: Next up we have a piece by artist Cameron Couture.
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SPEAKER_00: This is a Faye trap.
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SPEAKER_00: Cam Couture.
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SPEAKER_00: Cameron Couture.
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SPEAKER_00: This is amazing.
1:00:00
SPEAKER_00: Cameron Kato.
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SPEAKER_00: That gotta be your real name.
1:00:03
SPEAKER_00: This is a uh a Faye trap.
1:00:05
SPEAKER_00: Um now we were debating off camera.
1:00:07
SPEAKER_00: Is it a trap by the Fey for What the hell is a Fae?
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SPEAKER_00: Like fairy folk.
1:00:11
SPEAKER_00: Oh magical from the other realm.
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SPEAKER_00: Is it a folk gay for Faye?
1:00:15
SPEAKER_00: Is it yeah?
1:00:16
SPEAKER_00: Is it uh a trap made by Fey for people or a trap made by people for Fey?
1:00:22
SPEAKER_00: Only you can decide for yourself which is which if you get this gorgeous ornament.
1:00:27
SPEAKER_00: It is a wooden frame with three clay mushrooms dangling inside.
1:00:32
SPEAKER_00: We have some painted detail on the on the top.
1:00:34
SPEAKER_00: Oh, it looks like we have some decoupaged uh flowers or maybe collaged flowers on the top.
1:00:40
SPEAKER_00: Stickers, perhaps.
1:00:41
SPEAKER_00: Wow, those are really pretty.
1:00:42
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, very pretty.
1:00:43
SPEAKER_00: Those are real.
1:00:44
SPEAKER_00: Or like it looks like dried potpourri, maybe.
1:00:46
SPEAKER_00: Something like that.
1:00:46
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:00:47
SPEAKER_00: I think it's humans trying to catch a fee.
1:00:48
SPEAKER_00: I think it's humans trying to catch a fee, too.
1:00:50
SPEAKER_00: This is great.
1:00:51
SPEAKER_00: Now, I wonder how you hang this.
1:00:53
SPEAKER_00: You just sort of stab it on a branch.
1:00:55
SPEAKER_00: Maybe a few branches.
1:00:57
SPEAKER_00: This could be a topper.
1:00:58
SPEAKER_00: Oh, you think it's a top.
1:00:59
SPEAKER_00: Oh, okay.
1:01:00
SPEAKER_00: So this is just the holder.
1:01:01
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:01:02
SPEAKER_00: It's pretty good.
1:01:03
SPEAKER_00: This changes everything.
1:01:06
SPEAKER_00: Now, doesn't it?
1:01:08
SPEAKER_00: Ms.
1:01:08
SPEAKER_00: Goutor! This is three ornaments.
1:01:10
SPEAKER_00: Wow.
1:01:10
SPEAKER_00: We're out of control with this.
1:01:12
SPEAKER_00: This is so good.
1:01:13
SPEAKER_00: That's a Couture ornament.
1:01:15
SPEAKER_00: Couternment, if you will.
1:01:16
SPEAKER_00: Gay for Fay.
1:01:17
SPEAKER_00: Love it.
1:01:18
SPEAKER_00: Gorgeous.
1:01:18
SPEAKER_00: Bid on this.
1:01:19
SPEAKER_00: Next.
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SPEAKER_00: Next up, we have a piece by artist Hannah Choi.
1:01:22
SPEAKER_00: This is the Marc Jacobs Tote from The Devil Wears Prada.
1:01:26
SPEAKER_00: And I've been told, it's coming in through my earpiece, I need to pop open this locket for a little surprise.
1:01:31
SPEAKER_00: Ooh.
1:01:32
SPEAKER_00: It's a locket with the faces of Stanley Tucci and Miranda Priestley.
1:01:36
SPEAKER_00: Stanley Tucci's character's name was Stanley Tucci, I think.
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SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:01:39
SPEAKER_00: Scripted?
1:01:40
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:01:40
SPEAKER_00: Who's Vogue man?
1:01:42
SPEAKER_00: Mr.
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SPEAKER_00: Couture.
1:01:43
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:01:44
SPEAKER_00: That's gorgeous.
1:01:44
SPEAKER_00: That's beautiful.
1:01:45
SPEAKER_00: Now they they did have some tension, some romantic tension.
1:01:48
SPEAKER_00: Um like Stanley Tucci and Cher from uh Burlesque.
1:01:51
SPEAKER_00: Now I am kind of blanking on.
1:01:54
SPEAKER_00: Is this the bag she gives her friend?
1:01:56
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, her friend steal.
1:01:57
SPEAKER_00: She's like, oh yeah.
1:01:59
SPEAKER_00: She's back in the second one, y'all.
1:02:02
SPEAKER_00: And maybe this bag is also.
1:02:04
SPEAKER_00: She had to.
1:02:04
SPEAKER_00: But I don't think so, because this bag is fabulous, and the fashion I've been seeing on Devil Wears Prada 2 set has not been fabulous.
1:02:09
SPEAKER_00: To the point of me being like, is it a pot point?
1:02:11
SPEAKER_00: Like Yeah, maybe.
1:02:13
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:02:13
SPEAKER_00: Because they put her, there was like a teaser that we both watched, and she was in Valentino's stud rock pumps.
1:02:19
SPEAKER_00: And ain't no one wearing those like in 2020.
1:02:22
SPEAKER_00: Maybe it's a period piece.
1:02:23
SPEAKER_00: Maybe.
1:02:23
SPEAKER_00: It's set in 2017 for some reason.
1:02:25
SPEAKER_00: Do you like the Devil Wears Prada?
1:02:27
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:02:27
SPEAKER_00: And are you wearing the Chanel boots?
1:02:29
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:02:30
SPEAKER_00: Greg was wearing the Chanel boots earlier.
1:02:31
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:02:31
SPEAKER_00: Greg really was wearing the Chanel boots.
1:02:33
SPEAKER_00: It's a beautiful piece.
1:02:34
SPEAKER_00: The hardware on it is gorgeous.
1:02:36
SPEAKER_00: The locket is such an amazing detail.
1:02:37
SPEAKER_00: I'm reaching for it.
1:02:38
SPEAKER_00: And sure, no, I want it still.
1:02:39
SPEAKER_00: Sure, it's an ornament, but also like, hello, who doesn't love a teeny bag?
1:02:43
SPEAKER_00: Does it open?
1:02:43
SPEAKER_00: Gina would carry this.
1:02:44
SPEAKER_00: This is me.
1:02:45
SPEAKER_00: I'd carry that.
1:02:46
SPEAKER_00: This is gorgeous.
1:02:46
SPEAKER_00: This would be great on any tree.
1:02:49
SPEAKER_00: Any shrub, any bush, really.
1:02:51
SPEAKER_00: That's really cute.
1:02:52
SPEAKER_00: Like, no context needed.
1:02:54
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:02:54
SPEAKER_00: But if you're awesome, you know what it is.
1:02:57
SPEAKER_00: Get the rubber backstory.
1:02:58
SPEAKER_00: And that Andy, Andy Anderson?
1:03:00
SPEAKER_00: No, that's how to lose a guy, isn't it?
1:03:03
SPEAKER_00: That's how to lose a guy.
1:03:04
SPEAKER_00: What's Andrea?
1:03:06
SPEAKER_00: Andrea.
1:03:07
SPEAKER_00: What's your favorite um Miranda Priestley line?
1:03:09
SPEAKER_00: I do like Why is No One Ready.
1:03:10
SPEAKER_00: I like Why is No One Ready?
1:03:12
SPEAKER_00: That's the only one I like.
1:03:13
SPEAKER_00: I think we need a belt.
1:03:15
SPEAKER_00: I think we need a belt.
1:03:16
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, that's great.
1:03:17
SPEAKER_00: Wow.
1:03:18
SPEAKER_00: Gorgeous.
1:03:18
SPEAKER_00: Next.
1:03:19
SPEAKER_00: Okay.
1:03:19
SPEAKER_00: Tell me this is Eve's Apple.
1:03:21
SPEAKER_00: Oh my god.
1:03:22
SPEAKER_00: It's Eve's Apple for sure.
1:03:23
SPEAKER_00: Hello.
1:03:24
SPEAKER_00: This is by Lucas Oakley, another Repeat offender, a gorgeous bedazzler, rhinestoner, glitter artist.
1:03:31
SPEAKER_00: Maker of your shirt.
1:03:32
SPEAKER_00: This is stoned.
1:03:34
SPEAKER_00: To filth.
1:03:34
SPEAKER_00: Lucas.
1:03:36
SPEAKER_00: Greg hat on was glittered.
1:03:38
SPEAKER_00: This is even more fabulous.
1:03:40
SPEAKER_00: It's stoned.
1:03:40
SPEAKER_00: It's fully sewn.
1:03:41
SPEAKER_00: It's encrusted with diamonds and jewels.
1:03:44
SPEAKER_00: Every square centimeter, even the stem, even the string it's hanging on is sequined.
1:03:51
SPEAKER_00: It's it's beyond.
1:03:52
SPEAKER_00: I would I would um wear this.
1:03:55
SPEAKER_00: You'd eat it.
1:03:56
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:03:57
SPEAKER_00: It's so good.
1:03:58
SPEAKER_00: It's kind of giving, because I'm dressed like this, it's giving like um, let's see.
1:04:03
SPEAKER_00: Top model, cycle six, when they were fairy tales who fell.
1:04:07
SPEAKER_00: Oh.
1:04:08
SPEAKER_00: They were like falling.
1:04:09
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1:04:09
SPEAKER_00: Because it's giving like suggested princess in this.
1:04:12
SPEAKER_00: Hello.
1:04:13
SPEAKER_00: I, you know, as someone who loves pretending.
1:04:16
SPEAKER_00: Pass that app.
1:04:17
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:04:17
SPEAKER_00: Pass that app.
1:04:19
SPEAKER_00: Wow.
1:04:19
SPEAKER_00: I think I have a trauma memory of um uh in kindergarten pretending to bite an apple and pass out.
1:04:26
SPEAKER_00: Look at it as show and tell.
1:04:27
SPEAKER_00: Look at the box.
1:04:28
SPEAKER_00: What?
1:04:29
SPEAKER_00: I I think I'm pretty sure if trauma like is correct, I pretended to bite an apple and pass out as like a dis demonstration of show and tell.
1:04:39
SPEAKER_00: Like it was I did performance for show and tell.
1:04:42
SPEAKER_00: Okay.
1:04:43
SPEAKER_00: And they were like, great, thank you.
1:04:45
SPEAKER_00: Because like you I think, like I really wish this wasn't true, but I think I'm pretty sure I went to the front of the class, like an acting bit of like biting an apple and passing out.
1:04:54
SPEAKER_00: But was it because it was Snow White or something?
1:04:56
SPEAKER_00: Or like I just wanted to show that I could act.
1:05:00
SPEAKER_00: And yeah, I really, really, really wish this wasn't coming back to me now.
1:05:04
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, it's that's very thank you vibes.
1:05:07
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, and thank you.
1:05:08
SPEAKER_00: Like next up, child.
1:05:10
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:05:10
SPEAKER_00: It's like, why wasn't I fucking killed then and there?
1:05:14
SPEAKER_00: Uh this is now for um the we notice these things.
1:05:17
SPEAKER_00: This is several different gauges of rhinestone.
1:05:20
SPEAKER_00: I'm seeing at least three, could potentially even be four, but this is just so detailed.
1:05:24
SPEAKER_00: Even the little like navel on the bottom is uh three little black rhinestones.
1:05:28
SPEAKER_00: Gorgeous, amazing.
1:05:29
SPEAKER_00: This is this is a uh gonna be a hard one.
1:05:31
SPEAKER_00: I collect really specific tchotchkis, and this would be one I would, you know, have and own.
1:05:36
SPEAKER_00: I am blown away.
1:05:37
SPEAKER_00: This is maybe could be up there.
1:05:39
SPEAKER_00: This might be top.
1:05:40
SPEAKER_00: This might be golden walk-off.
1:05:42
SPEAKER_00: This, yeah, Lucas.
1:05:43
SPEAKER_00: I'm not sure.
1:05:44
SPEAKER_00: Your one though.
1:05:45
SPEAKER_00: I'm not sure.
1:05:45
SPEAKER_00: Now, what's the story here?
1:05:47
SPEAKER_00: Eve, no, Adam ate it.
1:05:51
SPEAKER_00: Because, like, he Eve ate it first.
1:05:53
SPEAKER_00: Eve ate it.
1:05:54
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:05:55
SPEAKER_00: Oh shit.
1:05:55
SPEAKER_00: And then she was like, oh, and that's why I'm in this because she had a fucking have an apple.
1:06:00
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:06:00
SPEAKER_00: We could have all been nudists.
1:06:02
SPEAKER_00: Thanks, mama.
1:06:02
SPEAKER_00: Thanks, mama.
1:06:04
SPEAKER_00: Okay, next.
1:06:05
SPEAKER_00: Next up, we have a piece by Rizdialum Joseph Kaplan, and this is Sebastian Valmont's journal from the film Cruel Intentions.
1:06:13
SPEAKER_00: And we've been told we can pop it open.
1:06:15
SPEAKER_00: You know, I've never seen Cruel Intentions.
1:06:17
SPEAKER_00: So I'm gonna have to rely on you, Mike, to sort of tell me what this is all about.
1:06:21
SPEAKER_00: We've got um some beautiful scaled-down handwritten notes on Sarah Michelle Geller.
1:06:28
SPEAKER_00: Um Sarah Jessica Buffy Parker and uh Reese Witherspoon.
1:06:33
SPEAKER_00: Buffy Parker.
1:06:33
SPEAKER_00: Now that's a name.
1:06:34
SPEAKER_00: Consider it.
1:06:35
SPEAKER_00: Spin-off.
1:06:35
SPEAKER_00: Now, this is a beautiful, detailed, weathered, aged piece.
1:06:39
SPEAKER_00: We've got some handcrafted leather, we've got ties, we've got It's like a dossier.
1:06:42
SPEAKER_00: Here, take it.
1:06:43
SPEAKER_00: Wow, leathery.
1:06:44
SPEAKER_00: Have you seen cruel intention?
1:06:45
SPEAKER_00: I have, yes, but I I'm I don't know any characters' names.
1:06:48
SPEAKER_00: I couldn't really tell you.
1:06:49
SPEAKER_00: I know the plot generally, but it makes me want to suck on a cross.
1:06:53
SPEAKER_00: Is that part of the movie?
1:06:54
SPEAKER_00: No, but her cross is full of cocaine.
1:06:56
SPEAKER_00: Oh, yeah, cool.
1:06:57
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:06:58
SPEAKER_00: I love it.
1:06:58
SPEAKER_00: It's just so cool.
1:06:59
SPEAKER_00: I wish I knew more about the movie.
1:07:01
SPEAKER_00: Oh, isn't it like so his journal has all the secrets in it, and then they like print it out and show it to everybody at the end, and then and then she gets like exposed for being a good one.
1:07:07
SPEAKER_00: The original burn book.
1:07:08
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, yeah.
1:07:09
SPEAKER_00: Hello.
1:07:09
SPEAKER_00: It's gorgeous.
1:07:10
SPEAKER_00: It is gorgeous.
1:07:11
SPEAKER_00: And as someone who does like journals but doesn't journal, this is great.
1:07:16
SPEAKER_00: This could be tied and closed, and you could hang it on your tree, and it could be like a little, it just looks like a beautiful leather-bound antique.
1:07:23
SPEAKER_00: And then you open it up and you see.
1:07:24
SPEAKER_00: Now, this is a 90s reference.
1:07:27
SPEAKER_00: You know, this is for your Gen Xers, your millennials, your Gen Z, if you're cool, you're gonna want to bid on this one.
1:07:34
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:07:35
SPEAKER_00: Joseph, Joe.
1:07:36
SPEAKER_00: Good job.
1:07:37
SPEAKER_00: Thank you, Joe.
1:07:38
SPEAKER_00: Thank you.
1:07:38
SPEAKER_00: Send me the movie.
1:07:39
SPEAKER_00: Wow.
1:07:40
SPEAKER_00: Okay.
1:07:41
SPEAKER_00: We have incredibly talented ceramicist Rebecca Manson, Rizdi alum.
1:07:45
SPEAKER_00: This is a queernivorous plant.
1:07:47
SPEAKER_00: This is a beautiful ceramic piece.
1:07:50
SPEAKER_00: It's a rainbow leaf morphing into a snarling, snaggle-tooth, slavering maw.
1:07:57
SPEAKER_00: Did you like that one?
1:07:58
SPEAKER_00: Beautiful.
1:07:59
SPEAKER_00: What is a queernivorous?
1:08:01
SPEAKER_00: Like carnivorous, but queer because it's a gay queer um raffle.
1:08:05
SPEAKER_00: Wowie.
1:08:06
SPEAKER_00: This is beautiful.
1:08:08
SPEAKER_00: Like you said, the colors are so so good.
1:08:10
SPEAKER_00: Amazing.
1:08:11
SPEAKER_00: This is like a piece of art history.
1:08:13
SPEAKER_00: If you if you get this, this is like gonna be archival one day.
1:08:15
SPEAKER_00: So you should definitely start bidding now.
1:08:18
SPEAKER_00: You really captured the like skin spots of a maple leaf, you know, but then it's like psychedelic in the front.
1:08:24
SPEAKER_00: Becca, thank you, thank you for really bringing your A-game on this one.
1:08:27
SPEAKER_00: It's gorgeous.
1:08:27
SPEAKER_00: No, the the spooky, scary horny.
1:08:30
SPEAKER_00: The colors, the glazing, the glaze.
1:08:32
SPEAKER_00: Oh honey, the glaze.
1:08:34
SPEAKER_00: It's getting like kind of like crazy dog.
1:08:37
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:08:37
SPEAKER_00: Crazy dog.
1:08:38
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:08:39
SPEAKER_00: Keep Molly out of this.
1:08:41
SPEAKER_00: Love.
1:08:42
SPEAKER_00: This is actually really gorgeous.
1:08:43
SPEAKER_00: This is amazing.
1:08:44
SPEAKER_00: That's it's also like porning, kind of like a tongue.
1:08:47
SPEAKER_00: It's kind of a little vaginal.
1:08:48
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, it's a little vaginal.
1:08:49
SPEAKER_00: It's a little tongue into a vag.
1:08:51
SPEAKER_00: Uh-huh.
1:08:51
SPEAKER_00: Cool.
1:08:52
SPEAKER_00: It's side dog.
1:08:53
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:08:53
SPEAKER_00: Side mouth.
1:08:54
SPEAKER_00: It's facial paralysis.
1:08:56
SPEAKER_00: It's everything.
1:08:56
SPEAKER_00: Bell's palsy.
1:08:57
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, yeah.
1:08:58
SPEAKER_00: You put the bell in Bell's palsy.
1:09:00
SPEAKER_00: You do.
1:09:01
SPEAKER_00: That's a good line.
1:09:03
SPEAKER_00: Gorgeous, Becca.
1:09:04
SPEAKER_00: You killed.
1:09:05
SPEAKER_00: Amazing.
1:09:06
SPEAKER_00: Next, okay, Becca coming at us again with the one-two punch.
1:09:09
SPEAKER_00: This is another Queen Riverous plant, but this one's based on an orchid.
1:09:12
SPEAKER_00: So just take everything we said for the last one and just say it again.
1:09:16
SPEAKER_00: But it's better.
1:09:17
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, better and funnier, better more coherent, actually.
1:09:20
SPEAKER_00: Again, everyone loves, you know, if you're a gift giver, people really love sets.
1:09:24
SPEAKER_00: They do.
1:09:24
SPEAKER_00: So just think about all the Bath and Body Works sets that you get every year.
1:09:28
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:09:28
SPEAKER_00: Teethy, toothy, planty, amazing.
1:09:31
SPEAKER_00: Now the last one was like this.
1:09:33
SPEAKER_00: And this one's more like that.
1:09:35
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, also vaginal.
1:09:37
SPEAKER_00: Well, yeah.
1:09:37
SPEAKER_00: It's a flower.
1:09:38
SPEAKER_00: Flowers famously.
1:09:39
SPEAKER_00: Orchids, especially.
1:09:41
SPEAKER_00: Or do you like orchids?
1:09:43
SPEAKER_00: I don't care about them, so it's fun to see them all fucked up.
1:09:45
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:09:46
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:09:48
SPEAKER_00: Fuck you, orchid.
1:09:49
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:09:50
SPEAKER_00: They're just played out, so thank you for like making it a vagina with teeth.
1:09:54
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, putting a twist on it.
1:09:54
SPEAKER_00: Putting your stink on it, Becca.
1:09:56
SPEAKER_00: Thank you for the holiday twist, Becca.
1:09:59
SPEAKER_00: What?
1:10:00
SPEAKER_00: Thank you for the holiday twist, Becca.
1:10:02
SPEAKER_00: Like so dead.
1:10:04
SPEAKER_00: Should we take a break?
1:10:05
SPEAKER_00: No, no, give me a 20.
1:10:06
SPEAKER_00: We'll go to the back.
1:10:07
SPEAKER_00: That's 20?
1:10:08
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:10:08
SPEAKER_00: Okay, let's take a break.
1:10:08
SPEAKER_00: Let's take a break.
1:10:09
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:10:09
SPEAKER_00: Well, that's 20.
1:10:10
SPEAKER_00: We're gonna take a quick break and we'll be back with more amazing ornaments.
1:10:14
SPEAKER_00: Yes.
1:10:16
unknown: Sorry.
1:10:23
SPEAKER_00: And we're back.
1:10:24
SPEAKER_00: Next up, we have artist Ash Ariel, and this is the lesbian swan pair from the Boston Lagoon.
1:10:31
SPEAKER_00: Amazing.
1:10:32
SPEAKER_00: These are some deep cuts.
1:10:34
SPEAKER_00: Because I don't know this reference, but I do neither.
1:10:37
SPEAKER_00: I do know lesbians.
1:10:38
SPEAKER_00: And I do know lagoons.
1:10:39
SPEAKER_00: I love lagoon.
1:10:40
SPEAKER_00: Very well.
1:10:40
SPEAKER_00: All queers love a lagoon.
1:10:42
SPEAKER_00: You know?
1:10:42
SPEAKER_00: Those are great.
1:10:43
SPEAKER_00: Can anyone give us some context?
1:10:45
unknown: It's just a pair of swans in the Boston Lagoon that they thought were straight.
1:10:49
unknown: And either Romeo and Juliet.
1:10:51
unknown: Turns out they're fucking lesbian.
1:10:52
SPEAKER_00: And they're both women.
1:10:53
SPEAKER_00: Amazing.
1:10:54
SPEAKER_00: First of all, didn't know Boston had a lagoon.
1:10:56
SPEAKER_00: Hello.
1:10:57
SPEAKER_00: Hello, Boston.
1:10:58
SPEAKER_00: Get me their ASAP.
1:10:59
SPEAKER_00: I'm always looking for lagoons.
1:11:01
SPEAKER_00: Constantly.
1:11:02
SPEAKER_00: As a mermaid.
1:11:03
SPEAKER_00: And these are two lovely, lovely swans in love.
1:11:06
SPEAKER_00: If you are a lady in love, a lady who loves ladies, this might be the perfect ornament for you.
1:11:11
SPEAKER_00: And uh swans are violent.
1:11:12
SPEAKER_00: Oh yeah.
1:11:13
SPEAKER_00: They hiss, they bite, they peck, as are lesbians.
1:11:16
SPEAKER_00: As are lesbians, notoriously.
1:11:17
SPEAKER_00: Very good.
1:11:18
SPEAKER_00: Swans are stunning, but they will attack.
1:11:20
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:11:20
SPEAKER_00: Is what I learned at a young age.
1:11:23
SPEAKER_00: The hard way.
1:11:24
SPEAKER_00: Bid on this now.
1:11:25
SPEAKER_00: It's gonna go fast.
1:11:27
SPEAKER_00: It's giving the lesbians in this uh community ornament game.
1:11:30
SPEAKER_00: It's giving swan princess, but make it gay.
1:11:32
SPEAKER_00: Odette.
1:11:33
SPEAKER_00: Are you Odette or Odell?
1:11:34
SPEAKER_00: Odette.
1:11:35
SPEAKER_00: Well, yeah.
1:11:35
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:11:35
SPEAKER_00: Odell's easy.
1:11:36
SPEAKER_00: You're Swan Princess, like not Disney off brand, like DreamWorks.
1:11:39
SPEAKER_00: It wasn't DreamWorks.
1:11:41
SPEAKER_00: Oh, well, yeah, you're not even DreamWorks.
1:11:44
SPEAKER_00: I did have the Swan Princess on D on Daniel.
1:11:46
SPEAKER_00: No offense.
1:11:47
SPEAKER_00: He is Princess Odette.
1:11:48
SPEAKER_00: Well, I do have a swan-like neck.
1:11:49
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, you do.
1:11:50
SPEAKER_00: That neck is beautiful.
1:11:51
SPEAKER_00: And as are these lesbian necks.
1:11:54
SPEAKER_00: Get it now.
1:11:55
SPEAKER_00: Next.
1:11:55
SPEAKER_00: Okay, Ash Ariel, back at it again with another one.
1:11:58
SPEAKER_00: This is a non-binary happy meal, an NB meal, if you will.
1:12:03
SPEAKER_00: This is a gorgeous, like 164th scale happy meal box in the mask.
1:12:08
SPEAKER_00: Non-binary colors.
1:12:10
SPEAKER_00: I'm just I'm just roughing it.
1:12:11
SPEAKER_00: Those are non-binary colors.
1:12:12
SPEAKER_00: Yes, they are.
1:12:13
SPEAKER_00: Okay.
1:12:13
SPEAKER_00: And according to the booth, according to our producers, there is a prize inside this Happy Meal box, but you can't know what it is until you get the ornament.
1:12:21
SPEAKER_00: It's really pissing me off.
1:12:22
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:12:23
SPEAKER_00: It makes me want a bit on this ornament because I even love it.
1:12:26
SPEAKER_00: I need to get inside that thing.
1:12:27
SPEAKER_00: I love Happy Meals and I love prizes and I love um dender non-conforming uh everything.
1:12:33
SPEAKER_00: I want an NB meal.
1:12:34
SPEAKER_00: What would be in an NB meal?
1:12:35
SPEAKER_00: It's amazing.
1:12:36
SPEAKER_00: Sort of um progressive nuggets.
1:12:39
SPEAKER_00: Overalls.
1:12:41
SPEAKER_00: Um progressive nuggets, indeed.
1:12:45
SPEAKER_00: Hey, don't tell us! Is that the prize?
1:12:47
SPEAKER_00: Oh, there's nuggets and prizes.
1:12:49
SPEAKER_00: Okay.
1:12:49
SPEAKER_00: Well, there's nuggets and fries inside, and a prize, but we don't know what that is.
1:12:52
SPEAKER_00: I would love to know what the prize is.
1:12:54
SPEAKER_00: I'd love to see those small nuggets.
1:12:55
SPEAKER_00: I used to love, I would love to see the small nuggets, but I also would love to know the prize.
1:13:00
SPEAKER_00: Sounds like you want to know what the prize is.
1:13:02
SPEAKER_00: I really loved when like McDonald's had Furby and Minnie and then also the beanie babies.
1:13:07
SPEAKER_00: See, I didn't like that.
1:13:08
SPEAKER_00: I was like, they're not, they're not right.
1:13:10
SPEAKER_00: Because you had a real you had a real beanie baby, so what are you supposed to do?
1:13:12
SPEAKER_00: Is that like a beanie baby before the beanie baby?
1:13:14
SPEAKER_00: It was a real, yeah.
1:13:15
SPEAKER_00: Babies love dolls.
1:13:17
SPEAKER_00: That's tea, mama.
1:13:18
SPEAKER_00: And beanie babies are non-binary.
1:13:19
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:13:20
SPEAKER_00: No, well, I would agree.
1:13:21
SPEAKER_00: This is amazing.
1:13:22
SPEAKER_00: Next.
1:13:23
SPEAKER_00: Dear, dear, dear friend of the pod, Steph Sibel.
1:13:27
SPEAKER_00: This is um the costume that uh Denise Richards wears as Becky Lehman.
1:13:33
SPEAKER_00: Becky Lehman in DrappDick Gorgeous.
1:13:35
SPEAKER_00: Yes, this is her um Mount Rushmore iHeart USA headpiece.
1:13:40
SPEAKER_00: Uh beautifully sculpted out of clay, a sort of grotesque uh reimagining of Denise Richards' gorgeous face.
1:13:46
SPEAKER_00: Have you seen DrappDick Gorgeous face?
1:13:47
SPEAKER_00: Of course.
1:13:48
SPEAKER_00: Okay, good.
1:13:48
SPEAKER_00: Out of your mind.
1:13:49
SPEAKER_00: Okay, good.
1:13:50
SPEAKER_00: My cousin Lori showed it to us like at an inappropriate age.
1:13:53
SPEAKER_00: And you thought it was a documentary?
1:13:54
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:13:54
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:13:55
SPEAKER_00: It was so, so good.
1:13:56
SPEAKER_00: I think I was three.
1:13:57
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:13:57
SPEAKER_00: And they all die.
1:13:58
SPEAKER_00: It's amazing.
1:13:59
SPEAKER_00: What a plot.
1:14:00
SPEAKER_00: I love like the 11th hour twist that they all get um food poisoning.
1:14:03
SPEAKER_00: So like the pageant never happens.
1:14:04
SPEAKER_00: It's like is Kirsten in that also?
1:14:06
SPEAKER_00: Yes.
1:14:06
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:14:07
SPEAKER_00: She's doing her dance down the fucking road.
1:14:08
SPEAKER_00: Oh my God.
1:14:08
SPEAKER_00: And who else?
1:14:09
SPEAKER_00: Cousin Janny.
1:14:10
SPEAKER_00: With her um burned hand around the can, right?
1:14:12
SPEAKER_00: Or is that her mom?
1:14:13
unknown: It's her mom.
1:14:14
SPEAKER_00: Wow.
1:14:15
SPEAKER_00: I you know I love pageants, and you know I love pageant costumes.
1:14:17
SPEAKER_00: And you know you have Steph.
1:14:18
SPEAKER_00: I love Steph almost as much as I love pageants and pageant costumes.
1:14:23
SPEAKER_00: Um you like that more than Steph?
1:14:25
SPEAKER_00: I do.
1:14:26
SPEAKER_00: But she's slowly climbing the rank.
1:14:28
SPEAKER_00: She's got a ways to go.
1:14:29
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, she's got a ways to go, but she's she's she's doing it.
1:14:31
SPEAKER_00: And she did this.
1:14:32
SPEAKER_00: You really did the thing, girl.
1:14:34
SPEAKER_00: This is amazing.
1:14:35
SPEAKER_00: Gorgeous.
1:14:35
SPEAKER_00: Dropped at gorgeous is hilarious camp.
1:14:37
SPEAKER_00: Pierre Camp.
1:14:38
SPEAKER_00: Dropped at gorgeous.
1:14:39
SPEAKER_00: That's another cult classic, I would say.
1:14:40
SPEAKER_00: For sure.
1:14:40
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:14:41
SPEAKER_00: Drop a gorgeous bit on that ornament because this is another one that's gonna go fast for sure.
1:14:45
SPEAKER_00: Kind of topical because like Miss Universe just happened.
1:14:47
SPEAKER_00: And uh here's to a speedy recovery to Miss Jamaica who fell into the stage.
1:14:52
SPEAKER_00: Oof.
1:14:52
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:14:53
SPEAKER_00: Sucks.
1:14:54
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, she's not doing okay.
1:14:56
SPEAKER_00: Literally.
1:14:57
SPEAKER_00: Oh god.
1:14:57
SPEAKER_00: I know.
1:14:58
SPEAKER_00: It's like swift recovery.
1:15:00
SPEAKER_00: Huh.
1:15:01
SPEAKER_00: Okay.
1:15:01
SPEAKER_00: Lots of prayers.
1:15:02
SPEAKER_00: Uh Mexican turn.
1:15:05
SPEAKER_00: So okay, we have um another piece by some Risdi friends.
1:15:09
SPEAKER_00: Uh, this is a queer bivalve by Ficus Interfaith, which is Ryan Bush and Raf Cohen.
1:15:16
SPEAKER_00: This is amazing.
1:15:17
SPEAKER_00: This is like what's a bivalve?
1:15:18
SPEAKER_00: Like a like a rock chopped open?
1:15:20
SPEAKER_00: No.
1:15:21
SPEAKER_00: Oh.
1:15:21
SPEAKER_00: It's like uh an oyster uh clam.
1:15:23
SPEAKER_00: And this is a bivalve that's full with like terrazzo, terrazzo, yeah.
1:15:28
SPEAKER_00: Tarrazzo, you can chop a clam.
1:15:29
SPEAKER_00: It's gorgeous.
1:15:30
SPEAKER_00: Chopped.
1:15:30
SPEAKER_00: Hefty.
1:15:31
SPEAKER_00: Do you like oysters?
1:15:32
SPEAKER_00: No, I don't think you've had them.
1:15:33
SPEAKER_00: No.
1:15:33
SPEAKER_00: I'm afraid of them.
1:15:34
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:15:35
SPEAKER_00: I don't really want to eat slime.
1:15:36
SPEAKER_00: I'm well.
1:15:37
SPEAKER_00: They're okay.
1:15:38
SPEAKER_00: It's like I feel like people like exaggerate how good they are.
1:15:40
SPEAKER_00: I like muscles.
1:15:42
SPEAKER_00: They're not really the same.
1:15:43
SPEAKER_00: Me too.
1:15:46
SPEAKER_00: I love an oyster.
1:15:47
SPEAKER_00: It's just so feminine.
1:15:49
SPEAKER_00: But this is non-binary?
1:15:50
SPEAKER_00: No.
1:15:50
SPEAKER_00: It's rainbow.
1:15:51
SPEAKER_00: It's rainbow.
1:15:52
SPEAKER_00: It's giving chopped rock.
1:15:53
SPEAKER_00: Like chopped, you know?
1:15:54
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, like a geode.
1:15:55
SPEAKER_00: But it's not.
1:15:56
SPEAKER_00: It's an oyster.
1:15:56
SPEAKER_00: And you can have this by Valve, by your tree, if you're by.
1:16:01
SPEAKER_00: If you buy a ticket to bid on the ornament.
1:16:05
SPEAKER_00: You see what I how I got there?
1:16:06
SPEAKER_00: Oysters are an aphrodisiac.
1:16:09
SPEAKER_00: Christmas is randomly a horny holiday.
1:16:10
SPEAKER_00: Thanksgiving.
1:16:11
SPEAKER_00: Thanksgiving is not.
1:16:12
SPEAKER_00: No, it's not.
1:16:13
SPEAKER_00: It's not.
1:16:14
SPEAKER_00: Notoriously, it's not because you get really full.
1:16:16
SPEAKER_00: Christmas is party.
1:16:17
SPEAKER_00: Christmas is horny because it's like it's sleepy.
1:16:19
SPEAKER_00: There's like a mystery and a magic to it, and that turns people on.
1:16:22
SPEAKER_00: And Christmas is all about love.
1:16:24
SPEAKER_00: And love famously leads to butt sex.
1:16:27
SPEAKER_00: Bit on this.
1:16:28
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:16:29
SPEAKER_00: Next.
1:16:29
SPEAKER_00: Oh my God.
1:16:30
SPEAKER_00: Wow.
1:16:31
SPEAKER_00: This is Gaga's VMA egg.
1:16:34
SPEAKER_00: By Colin Verdi, uh repeat offender to the ornament raffle.
1:16:38
SPEAKER_00: This is amazing.
1:16:39
SPEAKER_00: This is a customized Bratz doll, looks like, or Barbie doll, perhaps.
1:16:43
SPEAKER_00: Oh no, yeah, that's Bratz, right?
1:16:45
SPEAKER_00: Or maybe even Monster High.
1:16:47
SPEAKER_00: I don't know.
1:16:47
SPEAKER_00: Vampirina.
1:16:48
SPEAKER_00: Prosthetics have been added.
1:16:49
SPEAKER_00: The face has been redone.
1:16:51
SPEAKER_00: The ponytail has been snatched.
1:16:53
SPEAKER_00: Holy shit.
1:16:53
SPEAKER_00: And the egg is dripping with gorgeousness.
1:16:56
SPEAKER_00: Do you like Born This Way Cheekbones?
1:16:58
SPEAKER_00: I do.
1:16:58
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:16:59
SPEAKER_00: And I like the shoulder pieces the most, actually.
1:17:01
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1:17:01
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:17:02
SPEAKER_00: And I did like the egg entrance.
1:17:03
SPEAKER_00: I thought the egg entrance is okay.
1:17:05
SPEAKER_00: It is okay.
1:17:06
SPEAKER_00: It's also like she's in there for a long time.
1:17:07
SPEAKER_00: You really couldn't see her.
1:17:08
SPEAKER_00: So it was like, what's the point?
1:17:09
SPEAKER_00: You know?
1:17:09
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:17:10
SPEAKER_00: But Nicola Formiketti did that.
1:17:11
SPEAKER_00: Former boss of mine.
1:17:12
SPEAKER_00: So Hi Nicola.
1:17:14
SPEAKER_00: Go off.
1:17:15
SPEAKER_00: He doesn't follow me anymore because you started doing drag.
1:17:17
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:17:19
SPEAKER_00: Wow.
1:17:20
SPEAKER_00: Remind me the artist's name.
1:17:22
SPEAKER_00: Colin Verde.
1:17:23
SPEAKER_00: Colin, you need to pay my mug because if you can do this on a doll.
1:17:26
SPEAKER_00: And you need to sculpt some new cheekbones for me.
1:17:28
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:17:28
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:17:29
SPEAKER_00: And shoulder pieces.
1:17:30
SPEAKER_00: This eyeliner is fleaky.
1:17:31
SPEAKER_00: The face, I'm like so blown away.
1:17:33
SPEAKER_00: I obviously love dolls and makeup.
1:17:36
SPEAKER_00: Um and eggs.
1:17:38
SPEAKER_00: Big time.
1:17:39
SPEAKER_00: Especially eggs.
1:17:40
SPEAKER_00: Love it.
1:17:41
SPEAKER_00: Gorgeous.
1:17:41
SPEAKER_00: We love it.
1:17:42
SPEAKER_00: And you will love it too if you bid on it now.
1:17:44
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:17:45
SPEAKER_00: Next.
1:17:45
SPEAKER_00: Hannah Choi back again with Odame Brown's purse from the movie Ghost.
1:17:50
SPEAKER_00: Iconic bag.
1:17:51
SPEAKER_00: Iconic orange.
1:17:52
SPEAKER_00: Andrick Swayze?
1:17:53
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:17:53
SPEAKER_00: Wow.
1:17:54
SPEAKER_00: Okay, I'm winning.
1:17:55
SPEAKER_00: And whoopee.
1:17:57
SPEAKER_00: What is it made out of?
1:17:58
SPEAKER_00: It feels like paper?
1:18:00
SPEAKER_00: No, it's felt.
1:18:01
SPEAKER_00: Maybe painted felt.
1:18:02
SPEAKER_00: There's some kind of structure inside, cardboard perhaps.
1:18:04
SPEAKER_00: And then string wrapped around the handle, some braided string detail.
1:18:09
SPEAKER_00: And I'm and it feels like hand-painted filigree floral detail on the fabric itself.
1:18:15
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, this is beautiful.
1:18:17
SPEAKER_00: Again, no context needed.
1:18:18
SPEAKER_00: But uh maybe a little.
1:18:20
SPEAKER_00: No, you don't need it.
1:18:21
SPEAKER_00: This is stunning.
1:18:22
SPEAKER_00: This can live on its own.
1:18:23
SPEAKER_00: Um, and if you live on your own, you might want this.
1:18:26
SPEAKER_00: It's to warm your home this holiday season.
1:18:28
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:18:28
SPEAKER_00: Brighten your tree.
1:18:29
SPEAKER_00: Adorn your tree.
1:18:30
SPEAKER_00: Gorgeous.
1:18:30
SPEAKER_00: Did you did you like Ghost?
1:18:32
SPEAKER_00: I I've never seen it.
1:18:33
SPEAKER_00: Really?
1:18:33
SPEAKER_00: Oh.
1:18:33
SPEAKER_00: It's a little scary.
1:18:34
SPEAKER_00: It's a little scary.
1:18:35
SPEAKER_00: I mean, I saw it as like a kid on like the on like the WB like Sunday afternoon movie, and it was like a little kind of intense for, I don't know, eight-year-old me.
1:18:42
SPEAKER_00: There's like shadow creatures who take your soul to the afterlife.
1:18:46
SPEAKER_00: Really?
1:18:47
SPEAKER_00: Okay.
1:18:47
SPEAKER_00: The the clay scene?
1:18:49
SPEAKER_00: I don't know.
1:18:50
SPEAKER_00: I don't know one thing about it.
1:18:52
SPEAKER_00: No, I just know the cast and crew.
1:18:55
SPEAKER_00: Great job, guys.
1:19:00
SPEAKER_00: Great.
1:19:01
SPEAKER_00: Next.
1:19:01
SPEAKER_00: Oh, this is so cute.
1:19:04
SPEAKER_00: Okay, uh, Lauren Ward, who's also outside helping us produce this amazing episode.
1:19:08
SPEAKER_00: This is gay Wonderbred.
1:19:10
SPEAKER_00: That's so cute.
1:19:11
SPEAKER_00: This is a little gay guy made of Wonderbread.
1:19:16
SPEAKER_00: When a loaf comes to life.
1:19:18
SPEAKER_00: I love the twist tie.
1:19:19
SPEAKER_00: I love the plastic.
1:19:20
SPEAKER_00: I love the polka dots.
1:19:21
SPEAKER_00: It's it's amazing.
1:19:22
SPEAKER_00: I need this diaper stats for more than one reason.
1:19:26
SPEAKER_00: Um, it's so cute.
1:19:28
SPEAKER_00: And it like, who doesn't want polka dotted underwear?
1:19:30
SPEAKER_00: And like Brad is gay.
1:19:32
SPEAKER_00: Bret is gay, yeah.
1:19:33
SPEAKER_00: And Wonderbred, especially.
1:19:35
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:19:36
SPEAKER_00: He's so cute.
1:19:37
SPEAKER_00: So cute.
1:19:38
SPEAKER_00: I see a whole uh universe around this guy.
1:19:40
SPEAKER_00: I would watch that cartoon.
1:19:41
SPEAKER_00: I'd buy that toy line.
1:19:42
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, consider it stolen.
1:19:44
SPEAKER_00: The the idea.
1:19:45
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:19:46
SPEAKER_00: We're going in for for network television.
1:19:48
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, we're green letting this.
1:19:49
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, we're we're making a house.
1:19:51
SPEAKER_00: This is so cute.
1:19:52
SPEAKER_00: I love bread.
1:19:54
SPEAKER_00: God, I love bread.
1:19:55
SPEAKER_00: Also, I love his expression.
1:19:56
SPEAKER_00: He's like I'm the carb, the carb monster.
1:19:58
SPEAKER_00: He's like um not necessarily happy.
1:20:01
SPEAKER_00: Well, why would you be?
1:20:02
SPEAKER_00: He's a little um he's back with story.
1:20:04
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:20:04
SPEAKER_00: Because he's holding a can, maybe?
1:20:06
SPEAKER_00: Why would you be happy if you're gay?
1:20:07
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, or bread.
1:20:08
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, yeah.
1:20:09
SPEAKER_00: Wonder bread.
1:20:10
SPEAKER_00: Uh, wonderful.
1:20:11
SPEAKER_00: Lauren, you're amazing.
1:20:12
SPEAKER_00: Lauren's happy.
1:20:13
SPEAKER_00: They are amazing.
1:20:14
SPEAKER_00: Thank you, thank you.
1:20:15
SPEAKER_00: This is so funny and cute.
1:20:16
SPEAKER_00: I want those, yeah, like I said.
1:20:17
SPEAKER_00: I maybe I might be bidding on this one.
1:20:19
SPEAKER_00: This is actually right up my alley of a sad, anthropomorphized food person.
1:20:25
SPEAKER_00: Made of water and sand.
1:20:27
SPEAKER_00: That's like the ingredients in Wonder Bread.
1:20:29
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:20:30
SPEAKER_00: It's like water bread.
1:20:31
SPEAKER_00: Loves it.
1:20:32
SPEAKER_00: Next.
1:20:32
SPEAKER_00: Okay, we have a piece by artist Shin Yun Moon.
1:20:35
SPEAKER_00: This is a cagada.
1:20:37
SPEAKER_00: Uh, gay cicada.
1:20:38
SPEAKER_00: Oh, okay.
1:20:39
SPEAKER_00: I was like, why is everyone saying this wrong?
1:20:42
SPEAKER_00: For one thing, I'm like, okay.
1:20:44
SPEAKER_00: Well, I'm smarter than everyone here.
1:20:45
SPEAKER_00: It's a gata, okay.
1:20:47
SPEAKER_00: This is another really cute guy.
1:20:49
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, no, he's a beautiful.
1:20:51
SPEAKER_00: Um, what color would you call this?
1:20:52
SPEAKER_00: Like kind of like a neon teal cyan.
1:20:55
SPEAKER_00: Turquoise?
1:20:56
SPEAKER_00: Turquoise?
1:20:57
SPEAKER_00: Teal.
1:20:57
SPEAKER_00: Teal.
1:20:58
SPEAKER_00: Teal.
1:20:58
SPEAKER_00: Cyan, I think.
1:20:59
SPEAKER_00: Cyan.
1:20:59
SPEAKER_00: I think cyan, yeah.
1:21:00
SPEAKER_00: You're right, you're right.
1:21:01
SPEAKER_00: With a with a high, high orange, um, cute little mouth.
1:21:06
SPEAKER_00: I love cicadas.
1:21:07
SPEAKER_00: Now, this feels like it's carved out of wood.
1:21:08
SPEAKER_00: Balsa wood, in fact.
1:21:11
SPEAKER_00: I love cicadas.
1:21:12
SPEAKER_00: I love cicadas too.
1:21:13
SPEAKER_00: I have a they're packed with story.
1:21:15
SPEAKER_00: They are absolutely packed with story.
1:21:17
SPEAKER_00: Absolutely packed with story.
1:21:18
SPEAKER_00: Uh, nostalgic.
1:21:20
SPEAKER_00: Nostalgic.
1:21:20
SPEAKER_00: Um, because it's summer.
1:21:23
SPEAKER_00: Summer, yeah.
1:21:23
SPEAKER_00: Hot.
1:21:24
SPEAKER_00: Little dewy, sweaty.
1:21:25
SPEAKER_00: I have a formative memory of my dad picking up a cicada shell.
1:21:29
SPEAKER_00: You know how they shed their skin and putting it on my mom's shoulder and scaring her.
1:21:32
SPEAKER_00: And I was like, ow, don't do that to her.
1:21:36
SPEAKER_00: I love that.
1:21:37
SPEAKER_00: I love when like little boys get like weird about their mom.
1:21:40
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
1:21:41
SPEAKER_00: Especially when they get like weird haircuts and they cry.
1:21:43
SPEAKER_00: Because they're like their mom changed.
1:21:45
SPEAKER_00: Oh, yeah.
1:21:45
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1:21:46
SPEAKER_00: That's scary.
1:21:46
SPEAKER_00: Not even their own haircuts and they cry.
1:21:48
SPEAKER_00: It's scary when moms change.
1:21:49
SPEAKER_00: Um, yeah, how dare your dad.
1:21:51
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:21:51
SPEAKER_00: Don't scare women.
1:21:52
SPEAKER_00: Don't scare mom.
1:21:53
SPEAKER_00: Um, cicada, cicada.
1:21:55
SPEAKER_00: Cicada, cagada, I love you.
1:21:57
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:21:58
SPEAKER_00: I love you.
1:22:00
SPEAKER_00: And you'll love it too if you bid on this amazing.
1:22:03
SPEAKER_00: God, I love you, cicada.
1:22:04
SPEAKER_00: Sometimes my Instagram gives me like um a video of a retriever staring at a cicada and then it eats it.
1:22:10
SPEAKER_00: That's what I have to say.
1:22:12
SPEAKER_00: I love it.
1:22:13
SPEAKER_00: I love when I get the retriever video.
1:22:14
SPEAKER_00: Wait, you said recently that um the interior of your mind is uh an empty Chelsea peer warehouse.
1:22:24
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:22:24
SPEAKER_00: Like probably like on the ninth floor.
1:22:27
SPEAKER_00: Uh-huh.
1:22:27
SPEAKER_00: All windows.
1:22:28
SPEAKER_00: It's nice.
1:22:29
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:22:30
SPEAKER_00: But it's just a one computer chair.
1:22:32
SPEAKER_00: One computer chair.
1:22:32
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:22:33
SPEAKER_00: Isn't that so spot on?
1:22:34
SPEAKER_00: Empty.
1:22:35
SPEAKER_00: Empty.
1:22:35
SPEAKER_00: I mean, it's still pretty.
1:22:36
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:22:36
SPEAKER_00: Like you have the view of the Hudson, the sun comes in.
1:22:40
SPEAKER_00: It's like, yeah, it's a single thing going on in there.
1:22:42
SPEAKER_00: Just a one-rolly computer chair and the bad kind.
1:22:45
SPEAKER_00: The inside of my mind is like cramped.
1:22:47
SPEAKER_00: It's like it's like a like a library with like lots of paper filling up all over the place and falling over.
1:22:52
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:22:52
SPEAKER_00: Not necessarily like tons of books.
1:22:54
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:22:54
SPEAKER_00: And tons of boogers.
1:22:56
SPEAKER_00: More like not like books, more like um uh manila folders full of paper.
1:23:02
SPEAKER_00: Stinky.
1:23:02
SPEAKER_00: Cool.
1:23:02
SPEAKER_00: I don't think it's stinky.
1:23:04
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:23:04
SPEAKER_00: They they they reek.
1:23:05
SPEAKER_00: This just in the inside of my mind.
1:23:07
SPEAKER_00: Stinky.
1:23:07
SPEAKER_00: Stinks.
1:23:08
SPEAKER_00: Okay.
1:23:08
SPEAKER_00: Stinky.
1:23:08
SPEAKER_00: What do we got?
1:23:09
SPEAKER_00: Okay, we have a piece by artist Susanna Chapman.
1:23:12
SPEAKER_00: Uh, this is Nicole Kidman's AMC puddle.
1:23:16
SPEAKER_00: This is amazing.
1:23:17
SPEAKER_00: Somehow Heartbreak feels good in a place like this.
1:23:20
SPEAKER_00: It's very like, I hate gay people because what do you mean you're dressed as Nicole Kidman's.
1:23:24
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1:23:25
SPEAKER_00: Very much that.
1:23:26
SPEAKER_00: This is amazing.
1:23:27
SPEAKER_00: Obscure reference just to go for the puddle.
1:23:30
SPEAKER_00: So fucking funny.
1:23:32
SPEAKER_00: Very beautifully, gorgeously detailed because the puddle work, amazing.
1:23:35
SPEAKER_00: The pinstripes, amazing.
1:23:37
SPEAKER_00: So this commercial, it starts on this.
1:23:38
SPEAKER_00: It opens with like her shoe kind of.
1:23:41
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, she's like on a street, and then she walks into the theater.
1:23:44
SPEAKER_00: She sees AMC sort of emblazoned on the pinch.
1:23:46
SPEAKER_00: In the reflection of a puddle.
1:23:47
SPEAKER_00: Yep.
1:23:48
SPEAKER_00: Yep.
1:23:48
SPEAKER_00: Wow.
1:23:49
SPEAKER_00: Steps and stomps right hilarious.
1:23:51
SPEAKER_00: And she's in a pinstripe pant?
1:23:53
SPEAKER_00: She's in a pinstripe pant.
1:23:54
SPEAKER_00: I forget that part.
1:23:56
SPEAKER_00: I blackout a lot.
1:23:58
SPEAKER_00: Um I think they're making a second one, which is kind of annoying.
1:24:01
SPEAKER_00: I thought they did, didn't they already?
1:24:02
SPEAKER_00: I don't think I don't know.
1:24:03
SPEAKER_00: No?
1:24:04
SPEAKER_00: It's annoying when they're like become aware of too self-referential.
1:24:08
SPEAKER_00: You know, it's just they don't need to do that.
1:24:09
SPEAKER_00: It's funny because it was an accidental, like hilarious canon hit.
1:24:14
SPEAKER_00: And now they're gonna like milk it and make it not cool.
1:24:17
SPEAKER_00: Because it's like if she's in on the joke now, it's not funny.
1:24:19
SPEAKER_00: But this is amazing, gorgeous.
1:24:21
SPEAKER_00: We love Nikki Kitty.
1:24:23
SPEAKER_00: We love Nicki Kitty.
1:24:23
SPEAKER_00: We love Nikki Kitty around here.
1:24:25
SPEAKER_00: And this is a niche sort of um very like gay guy reference.
1:24:28
SPEAKER_00: So if you're a gay guy, yeah, consider bad.
1:24:31
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, love it.
1:24:32
SPEAKER_00: Amazing.
1:24:32
SPEAKER_00: Next, we've got a piece by Daria Alton.
1:24:35
SPEAKER_00: This is Carrie Bradshaw's cell phone, her bedazzled Motorola Razor with John calling.
1:24:42
SPEAKER_00: John calling.
1:24:44
SPEAKER_00: This is so funny because she has a flip phone, obviously, throughout the whole series.
1:24:48
SPEAKER_00: But it's reminded me of the movie, you know, when she's like, Well, well, where is he?
1:24:52
SPEAKER_00: You know, like Big's not there.
1:24:54
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:24:55
SPEAKER_00: I think she's like, Get some call, you know, give me a give me a phone.
1:25:01
SPEAKER_00: Like it gets really serioso.
1:25:02
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:25:02
SPEAKER_00: And then I give her an iPhone and she's like, I don't know how to deal like this.
1:25:05
SPEAKER_00: And then someone gives her like this, and she's like, Okay, where are you?
1:25:09
SPEAKER_00: Where are you?
1:25:10
SPEAKER_00: Are you coming?
1:25:10
SPEAKER_00: John.
1:25:11
SPEAKER_00: It's amazing.
1:25:12
SPEAKER_00: It's a it's sort of like um scaled up a little bit in a really fun, satisfying way.
1:25:16
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:25:16
SPEAKER_00: You can see it from afar across the room.
1:25:18
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:25:19
SPEAKER_00: Uh, and it feels like I appreciate the punch up, you know.
1:25:22
SPEAKER_00: You want things to pop on your tree.
1:25:23
SPEAKER_00: And there's a three-dimensional element with like the text coming off the screen.
1:25:26
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:25:26
SPEAKER_00: It's gorgeous.
1:25:27
SPEAKER_00: I miss the razor.
1:25:29
SPEAKER_00: Oh, I thought you were gonna say Sarah Jessica.
1:25:31
SPEAKER_00: No, I'm fine.
1:25:32
SPEAKER_00: I'm fine with her.
1:25:32
SPEAKER_00: She knows why.
1:25:33
SPEAKER_00: I miss Carrie and I miss um Big John.
1:25:37
SPEAKER_00: John Big.
1:25:38
SPEAKER_00: Uh, did you have a flip phone?
1:25:39
SPEAKER_00: I did, yeah.
1:25:40
SPEAKER_00: Motorola?
1:25:41
SPEAKER_00: I uh razor.
1:25:42
SPEAKER_00: Is this a razor?
1:25:42
SPEAKER_00: It looks like a razor, but I never had a razor.
1:25:45
SPEAKER_00: Never had a razor either.
1:25:46
SPEAKER_00: Too poor.
1:25:46
SPEAKER_00: It's not fully charged, it's very carried to have her battery be sort of like on low.
1:25:50
SPEAKER_00: Well, give me the phone.
1:25:52
SPEAKER_00: Sorry.
1:25:52
unknown: I don't know.
1:25:53
SPEAKER_00: What does that do?
1:25:54
SPEAKER_00: What's someone calling?
1:25:55
SPEAKER_00: I feel like she throws it at him too, doesn't she?
1:25:57
SPEAKER_00: No, that you're thinking it was the bouquet.
1:25:59
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:26:00
SPEAKER_00: Which like there should be a carry experience.
1:26:02
SPEAKER_00: And that's like a sporty.
1:26:05
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:26:07
SPEAKER_00: It's like a carnival, the carry experience.
1:26:09
SPEAKER_00: They don't come back with another show, they just do like a traveling like carnival.
1:26:13
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:26:13
SPEAKER_00: That's a good niche.
1:26:14
SPEAKER_00: It's just her head, like like the teacup ride, but it's just big carry heads.
1:26:19
SPEAKER_00: They like top execs bring her in and pitch that like the next iteration is a carnival, and she's like, Really?
1:26:24
SPEAKER_00: She's like, hmm.
1:26:25
SPEAKER_00: Didn't really expect you to say this.
1:26:28
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:26:28
SPEAKER_00: And yeah, there was a Louise ride.
1:26:30
SPEAKER_00: Don't you worry.
1:26:31
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:26:32
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, bid now.
1:26:33
SPEAKER_00: Next.
1:26:34
SPEAKER_00: That's one of the weirdest things we've ever said.
1:26:36
SPEAKER_00: Sex in the City Carnival.
1:26:38
unknown: Amazing.
1:26:39
SPEAKER_00: Interesting.
1:26:40
SPEAKER_00: Tag SJP on that.
1:26:41
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, she's like, uh, I see it.
1:26:43
SPEAKER_00: Amazing.
1:26:44
SPEAKER_00: Okay, we have a piece by artist Connor Klein.
1:26:47
SPEAKER_00: This is a grandzaddy clock.
1:26:50
SPEAKER_00: It has a turnable crank in the back that you can use to set the time.
1:26:53
SPEAKER_00: And all of the pieces on the dongle dangle strings inside of a clock, they're all charms he found on the streets of New York.
1:27:00
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:27:01
SPEAKER_00: It's gorgeous.
1:27:01
SPEAKER_00: It's hefty, it's beautiful.
1:27:03
SPEAKER_00: And it's got a tight little uh hooky ribbon string.
1:27:06
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, so if you've got big thumbs, be careful.
1:27:08
SPEAKER_00: So yeah, this is gonna be nice and secure on your tree.
1:27:12
SPEAKER_00: The charms.
1:27:13
SPEAKER_00: Wow, what a great little like collection of findings.
1:27:17
SPEAKER_00: Did you ever want a charm bracelet?
1:27:18
SPEAKER_00: No.
1:27:19
SPEAKER_00: They're very girl.
1:27:20
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, and surprisingly, I didn't want one.
1:27:22
SPEAKER_00: Imagine.
1:27:22
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, weird.
1:27:23
SPEAKER_00: Do you like clocks?
1:27:25
SPEAKER_00: Um the song by Coldplay.
1:27:27
SPEAKER_00: Because I do.
1:27:28
SPEAKER_00: Yes! I do love clocks.
1:27:30
SPEAKER_00: I feel like everyone kind of likes clocks.
1:27:32
SPEAKER_00: The song?
1:27:33
SPEAKER_00: The song, yeah.
1:27:34
SPEAKER_00: What about the the object?
1:27:35
SPEAKER_00: I like clocks?
1:27:36
SPEAKER_00: I don't acknowledge time.
1:27:37
SPEAKER_00: Can you tell time?
1:27:39
SPEAKER_00: Really?
1:27:40
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, yeah.
1:27:40
SPEAKER_00: I w I wore a watch watch for a while.
1:27:43
SPEAKER_00: Watch?
1:27:44
SPEAKER_00: In middle school.
1:27:44
SPEAKER_00: Isn't that kind of cool?
1:27:45
SPEAKER_00: I wear a watch too.
1:27:46
SPEAKER_00: No.
1:27:47
SPEAKER_00: Um do you like time?
1:27:49
SPEAKER_00: Uh as a concept?
1:27:51
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, but it's not really what we think it is.
1:27:53
SPEAKER_00: It's a circle.
1:27:54
SPEAKER_00: Time is a circle, ultimately.
1:27:55
SPEAKER_00: No.
1:27:56
SPEAKER_00: It is.
1:27:56
SPEAKER_00: Time is a circle.
1:27:57
SPEAKER_00: I don't know.
1:27:58
SPEAKER_00: That's one of my quote me.
1:28:00
SPEAKER_00: Do you like zadties?
1:28:01
SPEAKER_00: I do.
1:28:01
SPEAKER_00: I'm looking for a zaddy.
1:28:02
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:28:03
SPEAKER_00: But the clock kind.
1:28:04
SPEAKER_00: Sort of become the zaddy I want to see in the world, you know?
1:28:07
SPEAKER_00: You're becoming a zaddy?
1:28:08
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:28:09
SPEAKER_00: Me too.
1:28:09
SPEAKER_00: If I don't get on drag race, I'm becoming a clock.
1:28:12
SPEAKER_00: So please.
1:28:13
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:28:14
SPEAKER_00: Please.
1:28:15
SPEAKER_00: Cast her.
1:28:16
SPEAKER_00: Cast her.
1:28:17
SPEAKER_00: Gorgeous.
1:28:17
SPEAKER_00: Uh bid now.
1:28:18
SPEAKER_00: Your bid for this ornament.
1:28:20
SPEAKER_00: Megan.
1:28:21
SPEAKER_00: Segway vibes.
1:28:22
SPEAKER_00: Let's go.
1:28:22
SPEAKER_00: Good one.
1:28:23
SPEAKER_00: Okay.
1:28:23
SPEAKER_00: She's waking up.
1:28:24
SPEAKER_00: Next.
1:28:24
SPEAKER_00: Another Risdi alum.
1:28:26
SPEAKER_00: Those Risdi kids.
1:28:27
SPEAKER_00: They're coming to the card.
1:28:28
SPEAKER_00: They're coming hard.
1:28:28
SPEAKER_00: Eliza Rispers.
1:28:29
SPEAKER_00: Everyone's gonna set their pussy up next year.
1:28:31
SPEAKER_00: Eliza Reisfeld.
1:28:32
SPEAKER_00: This is uh Jumanji, the lion, coming out of the game board with a die in his mouth.
1:28:38
SPEAKER_00: I love Jumanji.
1:28:39
SPEAKER_00: It's a weird one.
1:28:40
SPEAKER_00: Love Jumanji.
1:28:41
SPEAKER_00: Felt a little weird when the monkey tail needs to be torn open direction uh metaphor.
1:28:45
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:28:45
SPEAKER_00: When he's like, hmm, hmm, hmm, mmm.
1:28:47
SPEAKER_00: It's like a boner.
1:28:48
SPEAKER_00: He's like, okay.
1:28:50
SPEAKER_00: And it's like a little built-up lip.
1:28:52
SPEAKER_00: That was kind of horny and weird.
1:28:53
SPEAKER_00: The whole thing was weird.
1:28:54
SPEAKER_00: I felt uncomfortable watching that because I think I like was became the boy.
1:28:58
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, like Robin Williams being like a weird like man child was also weird and horny, and he had to shave, and that was weird because he had never done it before.
1:29:05
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:29:05
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, live.
1:29:06
SPEAKER_00: And Bonnie Hunt was horny.
1:29:08
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:29:08
SPEAKER_00: Oh my god.
1:29:09
SPEAKER_00: Baba boom.
1:29:10
SPEAKER_00: I love baba boom.
1:29:12
SPEAKER_00: Um, you really captured everything in this piece.
1:29:16
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:29:16
SPEAKER_00: Lerve it.
1:29:18
SPEAKER_00: It was a scary movie kind of.
1:29:19
SPEAKER_00: It was, yeah.
1:29:20
SPEAKER_00: Because you're gonna you're gonna get the wrong like your dad and like that.
1:29:24
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, your dad's like vent sneakers, wasn't that like part of the thing too?
1:29:28
SPEAKER_00: And he put like, I don't know.
1:29:29
SPEAKER_00: Sneakers on a belt, a conveyor belt, and it fucked everything up.
1:29:31
SPEAKER_00: He put it, yeah.
1:29:31
SPEAKER_00: And his dad was like, oh no.
1:29:33
SPEAKER_00: He put like a sandwich on the conveyor belt.
1:29:34
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, like and then he got sucked into a board game.
1:29:37
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:29:37
SPEAKER_00: And then you know who's also caught in that movie?
1:29:39
SPEAKER_00: Well, back to Curse and Dunce.
1:29:40
SPEAKER_00: Hello.
1:29:40
SPEAKER_00: Hello.
1:29:41
SPEAKER_00: Amazing.
1:29:41
SPEAKER_00: And then the aunt is amazing.
1:29:44
SPEAKER_00: BB North.
1:29:45
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:29:45
SPEAKER_00: Oh, I love BB North.
1:29:47
SPEAKER_00: She's amazing in that.
1:29:48
SPEAKER_00: She's forever crystallized as the aunt from Jumanji to me.
1:29:51
SPEAKER_00: Doesn't she get flattened by an elephant?
1:29:52
SPEAKER_00: I think she goes like ah! Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1:29:55
SPEAKER_00: I used the plant scene, now that's horny and weird because it's like growth and freaky, chasey.
1:30:00
SPEAKER_00: And then water.
1:30:01
SPEAKER_00: Reveal your case too much.
1:30:02
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, and then the water.
1:30:04
SPEAKER_00: That was high budge.
1:30:05
SPEAKER_00: That movie, like some scenes look so high budge, and then others, it's like, oh gosh.
1:30:08
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, a little high low there.
1:30:10
SPEAKER_00: Something's up.
1:30:10
SPEAKER_00: Gorgeous.
1:30:11
SPEAKER_00: Um, and something's up with you if you don't bid on this goddamn ornament.
1:30:15
SPEAKER_00: This is gonna be a keeper for generations.
1:30:17
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:30:18
SPEAKER_00: Pass down the family tree.
1:30:19
SPEAKER_00: Christmas tree to Christmas tree.
1:30:21
SPEAKER_00: It should make a noise, like dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun.
1:30:24
SPEAKER_00: You're just gonna have to imagine that.
1:30:25
SPEAKER_00: This is Alison Dubois.
1:30:26
SPEAKER_00: Alison Dubois, the the ghost whisperer?
1:30:29
SPEAKER_00: No.
1:30:29
SPEAKER_00: A different Alison Dubois.
1:30:31
SPEAKER_00: This is a mantis shrimp who can see a million different colors.
1:30:34
SPEAKER_00: One million colors.
1:30:36
SPEAKER_00: Wowie, because like this is so cool.
1:30:38
SPEAKER_00: This is the second shrimp uh ornament of the night.
1:30:41
SPEAKER_00: It's a fishy year.
1:30:42
SPEAKER_00: And maybe there might be more.
1:30:43
SPEAKER_00: We don't even know.
1:30:44
SPEAKER_00: This is immaculate.
1:30:46
SPEAKER_00: Like the craftsmanship here is just so it's perfect.
1:30:50
SPEAKER_00: It's gorgeous.
1:30:50
SPEAKER_00: And it is the exact same size, shape, and feeling of an uncrustable.
1:30:55
SPEAKER_00: Yes, it's truly.
1:30:57
SPEAKER_00: You're so right.
1:30:58
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:30:58
SPEAKER_00: And now that that doesn't make you want to get this.
1:31:00
SPEAKER_00: I don't know what will.
1:31:01
SPEAKER_00: I don't know what will.
1:31:02
SPEAKER_00: Um, but truly, I've never seen such like immaculate stitching.
1:31:06
SPEAKER_00: It's beautiful.
1:31:06
SPEAKER_00: I love the color palette.
1:31:08
SPEAKER_00: There's a million colors in this.
1:31:09
SPEAKER_00: Oh, it's so cute too.
1:31:10
SPEAKER_00: Look at his little eyes and his little mouth.
1:31:12
SPEAKER_00: Amaze.
1:31:12
SPEAKER_00: Love.
1:31:13
SPEAKER_00: Wow, the detail, actually, the little like dangly things on the belly that's just so clean and crisp.
1:31:17
SPEAKER_00: Allison, I know you can see and speak to ghosts, and they clearly were giving you um some pointers with this one.
1:31:24
SPEAKER_00: Uncrustable?
1:31:25
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, we see you.
1:31:26
SPEAKER_00: We see the reference.
1:31:27
SPEAKER_00: She's like, that's not what I was referencing.
1:31:29
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, we think it was an uncrustable you were referencing.
1:31:34
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:31:34
SPEAKER_00: Amazing.
1:31:35
SPEAKER_00: Next, we have a piece by artist Greg Romano.
1:31:37
SPEAKER_00: This is a tussy mussy.
1:31:38
SPEAKER_00: A tussy mussy.
1:31:39
SPEAKER_00: Is that like a real term or okay?
1:31:41
SPEAKER_00: Apparently, this is uh in Victorian floral language, wherein corsages would send coded messages to those who were in the know.
1:31:49
SPEAKER_00: I'm fully hard.
1:31:50
SPEAKER_00: Um, this is beautiful.
1:31:51
SPEAKER_00: This is like made out of looks like all different kinds of nylon ribbon.
1:31:54
SPEAKER_00: We've got some cut and then melted edges to keep it from fraying.
1:31:58
SPEAKER_00: Somebody knows what they're doing with their materials, clearly.
1:32:00
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, this is stunning.
1:32:01
SPEAKER_00: Is it like an iris, maybe?
1:32:02
SPEAKER_00: Oh handsy.
1:32:04
SPEAKER_00: And this is a gay thing, right?
1:32:05
SPEAKER_00: This is like, oh yeah, yeah.
1:32:06
SPEAKER_00: It was all the all the flowers were uh sending gay messages to the gay guys.
1:32:09
SPEAKER_00: With Victorian cruising.
1:32:10
SPEAKER_00: Yes, yes, yes.
1:32:11
SPEAKER_00: Via a bouton air.
1:32:12
SPEAKER_00: Now, if you saw that, that says anal all the way.
1:32:15
SPEAKER_00: Loves anal.
1:32:16
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:32:16
SPEAKER_00: Would like to try anal.
1:32:17
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, interested.
1:32:18
SPEAKER_00: Hasn't yet.
1:32:18
SPEAKER_00: But yeah, open to butt stuff.
1:32:20
SPEAKER_00: And you'll be open to getting this on your tree if you make a gorgeous bid on it right now.
1:32:26
SPEAKER_00: This is live.
1:32:27
SPEAKER_00: Now do it.
1:32:28
SPEAKER_00: Pick up that phone for the love of God.
1:32:31
SPEAKER_00: Call.
1:32:31
SPEAKER_00: You will be charged a lot.
1:32:33
SPEAKER_00: It's not toll-free.
1:32:35
SPEAKER_00: It's expensive.
1:32:36
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:32:36
SPEAKER_00: To call.
1:32:37
SPEAKER_00: Do you like boutonairs?
1:32:38
SPEAKER_00: I do.
1:32:39
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:32:39
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:32:41
SPEAKER_00: I wish I, again, flowers.
1:32:43
SPEAKER_00: I would love to be able to look.
1:32:44
SPEAKER_00: I want to do like a quiz.
1:32:45
SPEAKER_00: I want to like look at flowers and name them.
1:32:46
SPEAKER_00: That's so funny because I really want to learn flowers too.
1:32:48
SPEAKER_00: Let's do it.
1:32:48
SPEAKER_00: I wish I knew every flower.
1:32:50
SPEAKER_00: I think we can do it.
1:32:51
SPEAKER_00: I could be a florist.
1:32:52
SPEAKER_00: Me too.
1:32:53
SPEAKER_00: That's my dream.
1:32:54
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, let's do it.
1:32:55
SPEAKER_00: I've met like a couple different gay guys in the last few years who have like pivoted to being a florist, and I'm like, God damn it.
1:33:00
SPEAKER_00: I know, and no one does it like me.
1:33:03
SPEAKER_00: Or will.
1:33:05
SPEAKER_00: I could play a florist on TV, like.
1:33:11
SPEAKER_00: You know what I love?
1:33:12
SPEAKER_00: Oasis.
1:33:13
SPEAKER_00: Uh-huh.
1:33:14
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:33:14
SPEAKER_00: Now that is packed with story.
1:33:16
SPEAKER_00: Oasis?
1:33:17
SPEAKER_00: Yes.
1:33:17
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:33:18
SPEAKER_00: Because you're like, what is this stuff as a kid?
1:33:20
SPEAKER_00: Soy soy block.
1:33:21
SPEAKER_00: Did you like stick your fingers in it?
1:33:22
SPEAKER_00: Your grandma would tell you stop.
1:33:23
SPEAKER_00: No, I'd stick my finger in my grandma, and she'd be like, continue.
1:33:27
SPEAKER_00: Sorry.
1:33:28
SPEAKER_00: That was bad.
1:33:28
SPEAKER_00: But what's not bad is this ornament.
1:33:30
SPEAKER_00: So put a bit in now and get it while it's hot.
1:33:33
SPEAKER_00: And do give us a call.
1:33:35
SPEAKER_00: Give us a call.
1:33:35
SPEAKER_00: Give us a call.
1:33:36
SPEAKER_00: Next.
1:33:37
SPEAKER_00: All right.
1:33:38
SPEAKER_00: Beautiful.
1:33:38
SPEAKER_00: We have a piece by artist Sophie Birkin of the Birkin bag dynasty, I'm assuming.
1:33:44
SPEAKER_00: And this is a kitschy lamp that you would find at an estate sale.
1:33:47
SPEAKER_00: And we've been told, again, by our producers that it has a feature wherein you can plug in a Christmas light bulb.
1:33:55
SPEAKER_00: Christmas light.
1:33:55
SPEAKER_00: And it'll light up like a lamp.
1:33:56
SPEAKER_00: Sophie, you are bad.
1:33:58
SPEAKER_00: I love putting that in there.
1:34:01
SPEAKER_00: Hello.
1:34:01
SPEAKER_00: We love that.
1:34:02
SPEAKER_00: I love ornaments that you can stick a light in.
1:34:04
SPEAKER_00: It's actually one of the decks.
1:34:05
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:34:06
SPEAKER_00: It's amazing.
1:34:06
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:34:07
SPEAKER_00: We like kooky lamps.
1:34:08
SPEAKER_00: Gorgeous.
1:34:09
SPEAKER_00: Love the Paisley print.
1:34:11
SPEAKER_00: We're eccentric.
1:34:11
SPEAKER_00: Love the fringe.
1:34:12
SPEAKER_00: Love the sculpted kind of doggy poodle ceramic base.
1:34:16
SPEAKER_00: That would be an amazing lamp.
1:34:17
SPEAKER_00: That would be an amazing lamp in your home.
1:34:19
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:34:19
SPEAKER_00: And it could be an amazing lamp on your tree if you get this ornament.
1:34:22
SPEAKER_00: What do you think that dog's name is?
1:34:24
SPEAKER_00: Rhonda.
1:34:25
SPEAKER_00: You could have Rhonda.
1:34:26
SPEAKER_00: It's fucking Hermes.
1:34:28
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:34:28
SPEAKER_00: The item is Hermes.
1:34:30
SPEAKER_00: Because, like you said, Birkin Dynasty.
1:34:31
SPEAKER_00: She um came out with the controversial elephant leather that was discontinued.
1:34:38
SPEAKER_00: Sophie.
1:34:38
SPEAKER_00: Sophie, you're in trouble.
1:34:41
SPEAKER_00: A bad person.
1:34:42
SPEAKER_00: How do you put this?
1:34:42
SPEAKER_00: You're a bad person.
1:34:43
SPEAKER_00: You're a bad person, but you're an amazing ornamentalist.
1:34:45
SPEAKER_00: An amazing yeah, you're an amazing artist.
1:34:47
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:34:47
SPEAKER_00: And uh you're gonna want to get this fast.
1:34:51
SPEAKER_00: Next.
1:34:52
SPEAKER_00: Wow.
1:34:53
SPEAKER_00: Okay.
1:34:53
SPEAKER_00: Holy merry.
1:34:55
SPEAKER_00: Wow.
1:34:55
SPEAKER_00: This the craftsmanship on this one is beyond.
1:34:58
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, this looks like commercially produced.
1:35:01
SPEAKER_00: Yes.
1:35:02
SPEAKER_00: This is a uh this is Bobby Agas Cottage by the artist Sarah Victoria Bothwell Fells.
1:35:08
SPEAKER_00: Not fails.
1:35:09
SPEAKER_00: What a name.
1:35:09
SPEAKER_00: What a name.
1:35:10
SPEAKER_00: What an artist.
1:35:10
SPEAKER_00: Because this is like professional model maker craft.
1:35:14
SPEAKER_00: The level of detail sold for tons and tons of money.
1:35:17
SPEAKER_00: The patina on the copper roof.
1:35:20
SPEAKER_00: We love patina around here.
1:35:21
SPEAKER_00: Except recently I said no to patina.
1:35:24
SPEAKER_00: On your broom.
1:35:24
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, my broom got green on it and it looked patina.
1:35:26
SPEAKER_00: And I was like, I've never said no to patina.
1:35:28
SPEAKER_00: Because how could you?
1:35:29
SPEAKER_00: Usually it's so so beautiful.
1:35:30
SPEAKER_00: Like this.
1:35:32
SPEAKER_00: This is like real copper.
1:35:33
SPEAKER_00: We're sort of like stunned into silence because like the feet, like is that taxidermy?
1:35:39
SPEAKER_00: Like it the weight, the shape, the detail.
1:35:41
SPEAKER_00: Are these feet like sculpted?
1:35:44
SPEAKER_00: I don't know.
1:35:44
SPEAKER_00: It's whatever it is, it's beyond.
1:35:46
SPEAKER_00: This is gorgeous.
1:35:47
SPEAKER_00: And these little skulls.
1:35:50
SPEAKER_00: Holy moly, Sarah Victoria.
1:35:52
SPEAKER_00: Who do you think you are?
1:35:54
SPEAKER_00: This is amazing.
1:35:55
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, there's act there's real copper detail in here.
1:35:57
SPEAKER_00: Are you a professional model maker?
1:35:59
SPEAKER_00: Uh if not, you should consider it.
1:36:00
SPEAKER_00: And are you a professional model?
1:36:02
SPEAKER_00: Because if not, we're scouting.
1:36:05
SPEAKER_00: You need to be a sculptor.
1:36:07
SPEAKER_00: She's like, I am.
1:36:09
SPEAKER_00: You should be doing this full time.
1:36:12
SPEAKER_00: You need to be doing this full time.
1:36:13
SPEAKER_00: And I want to see your illustrations.
1:36:15
SPEAKER_00: Because if you can make that in 3D, I want to see the 2D.
1:36:17
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, we want to see the schematics.
1:36:19
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:36:19
SPEAKER_00: And the reference boards.
1:36:21
SPEAKER_00: And the packaging you sent this in, because I'm sure that was also immaculate as well.
1:36:26
SPEAKER_00: Was it?
1:36:26
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:36:27
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, confirmed.
1:36:28
SPEAKER_00: Tim Burton.
1:36:29
SPEAKER_00: Watch out.
1:36:31
SPEAKER_00: Gorgeous.
1:36:32
SPEAKER_00: Bid now on Bobby Alga's cottage, or she'll Barbara Yarger come and uh eat your babies?
1:36:39
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:36:40
SPEAKER_00: Something like that.
1:36:41
SPEAKER_00: Check it out.
1:36:42
SPEAKER_00: Mythology.
1:36:43
SPEAKER_00: Might be for you.
1:36:44
SPEAKER_00: That's so pretty.
1:36:45
SPEAKER_00: Now we've had something like this before in the past, but this is a new interpretation of the AOL login screen by artist Annalise Capucella with movable parts.
1:36:54
SPEAKER_00: They spin, right?
1:36:55
SPEAKER_00: Yes, they spin.
1:36:56
SPEAKER_00: Talk about nostalgic.
1:36:58
SPEAKER_00: The sound, the sound, the sound of dial up internet.
1:37:05
SPEAKER_00: Exactly.
1:37:06
SPEAKER_00: You've got your screen name.
1:37:08
SPEAKER_00: Calamari Kid 411.
1:37:09
SPEAKER_00: Calamari Kid?
1:37:10
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:37:11
SPEAKER_00: Why?
1:37:11
SPEAKER_00: Because I thought it was funny and alliterative.
1:37:13
SPEAKER_00: Weird.
1:37:13
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:37:14
SPEAKER_00: Mary.
1:37:14
SPEAKER_00: That's really weird.
1:37:15
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, what was yours?
1:37:16
SPEAKER_00: Like baseball boy?
1:37:17
SPEAKER_00: Calamari adult.
1:37:19
SPEAKER_00: Um, no, mine was A Bal 914, and then my dad got a screen aim, and he made it Big A Bal 914.
1:37:27
SPEAKER_00: Or no, no, his actual birthday, not mine birthday.
1:37:30
SPEAKER_00: So, and then something happened to my screen name, I got locked out of it.
1:37:32
SPEAKER_00: So then I started using his, and then everyone was like, Your screen name is Big Balls.
1:37:37
SPEAKER_00: And I was like, where's the lie?
1:37:39
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:37:40
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, so I was Big Balls because my dad decided to like pretend to want to be on aim.
1:37:44
SPEAKER_00: Check your chat room history.
1:37:46
SPEAKER_00: This is so great.
1:37:47
SPEAKER_00: Connecting, it's inter it's so Remember when like it wouldn't work?
1:37:51
SPEAKER_00: Like you couldn't get on?
1:37:52
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:37:53
SPEAKER_00: Because like your sister was on the phone.
1:37:54
SPEAKER_00: Remember away messages?
1:37:56
SPEAKER_00: Uh yeah.
1:37:56
SPEAKER_00: AOL ruined humanity.
1:38:01
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:38:02
SPEAKER_00: So maybe get this as a reminder.
1:38:03
SPEAKER_00: I actually I love the size and shape and heft of this.
1:38:06
SPEAKER_00: It's the perfect like window.
1:38:07
SPEAKER_00: You know what I mean?
1:38:08
SPEAKER_00: Like the little like windows window that would pop up when you'd be logging on.
1:38:11
SPEAKER_00: I bet it's the to scale dimensions.
1:38:13
SPEAKER_00: I bet it literally is.
1:38:14
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, it better be.
1:38:15
SPEAKER_00: Because if not.
1:38:18
SPEAKER_00: And you'll be connecting to this ornament very soon if you put a bit on it.
1:38:22
SPEAKER_00: Because this one is also this is nostalgic.
1:38:24
SPEAKER_00: This is millennial.
1:38:25
SPEAKER_00: This is gonna go fast.
1:38:26
SPEAKER_00: We love it.
1:38:27
SPEAKER_00: Interactive, goodbye with it.
1:38:29
SPEAKER_00: So it's gonna be a hot one.
1:38:30
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:38:30
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:38:31
SPEAKER_00: Next.
1:38:31
SPEAKER_00: Is that glass?
1:38:32
SPEAKER_00: This is glass.
1:38:33
SPEAKER_00: Okay.
1:38:34
SPEAKER_00: A glass titty.
1:38:34
SPEAKER_00: We've got our first glass piece.
1:38:37
SPEAKER_00: This is uh Monster Elizabeth Who's Tit That Falls Off from the Substance by Studio S2, Erica Sellers, and Jeremy Silderberg.
1:38:44
SPEAKER_00: Um amazing.
1:38:46
SPEAKER_00: I didn't see the substance.
1:38:47
SPEAKER_00: Did you see the substance?
1:38:48
SPEAKER_00: I never got around to it.
1:38:49
SPEAKER_00: But I do love titties and I love implants.
1:38:52
SPEAKER_00: This is amazing.
1:38:53
SPEAKER_00: No context needed.
1:38:54
SPEAKER_00: Just kidding.
1:38:55
SPEAKER_00: This one might need a little like maybe like a lot of context, actually.
1:38:57
SPEAKER_00: I want all um genitals hanging from my tree.
1:39:00
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I want glass branch and balls and penises and vulvas.
1:39:05
SPEAKER_00: It's giving me ideas, none of which Christian.
1:39:07
SPEAKER_00: It's like I might need some alone time with this uh nipple after dark.
1:39:11
SPEAKER_00: You're gonna need a very, very strong branch for this.
1:39:14
SPEAKER_00: Uh this is gonna take your tree down if you uh aren't careful.
1:39:17
SPEAKER_00: What happens to her tit?
1:39:18
SPEAKER_00: She turns into she takes a substance twice and she turns into a crazy monster and her body falls apart and she's but it's good?
1:39:23
SPEAKER_00: The movie?
1:39:24
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:39:24
SPEAKER_00: Uh sure.
1:39:26
SPEAKER_00: I love implant like humor.
1:39:28
SPEAKER_00: It's not an implant humor.
1:39:30
SPEAKER_00: It's implant humor.
1:39:31
SPEAKER_00: No, no.
1:39:32
SPEAKER_00: Okay.
1:39:32
SPEAKER_00: It's body horror.
1:39:34
SPEAKER_00: Oh.
1:39:35
SPEAKER_00: Is there a difference?
1:39:37
SPEAKER_00: Maybe give it a watch.
1:39:38
SPEAKER_00: Maybe you might like it.
1:39:39
SPEAKER_00: It's a little long, a little slow, a little over the top.
1:39:41
SPEAKER_00: I didn't like the ending, but whatever.
1:39:42
SPEAKER_00: But it cooled.
1:39:43
SPEAKER_00: But people loved it.
1:39:45
SPEAKER_00: People made it their whole personality for a month.
1:39:46
SPEAKER_00: It was or Jimmy.
1:39:47
SPEAKER_00: She didn't get her Oscar.
1:39:49
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, yeah.
1:39:50
SPEAKER_00: It's kind of rude.
1:39:51
SPEAKER_00: I saw Nora.
1:39:52
SPEAKER_00: I really I wasn't really sure that I was.
1:39:53
SPEAKER_00: He played her.
1:39:54
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, yeah.
1:39:55
SPEAKER_00: Because she'll never get one again.
1:39:56
SPEAKER_00: I mean, she knows.
1:39:57
SPEAKER_00: Oh, she will.
1:39:58
SPEAKER_00: Why?
1:39:58
SPEAKER_00: She's because she's 80?
1:39:59
SPEAKER_00: She's that by the time that comes around again, it's not gonna happen.
1:40:02
SPEAKER_00: She's booked.
1:40:02
SPEAKER_00: She's booked for a little bit.
1:40:03
SPEAKER_00: She's a little busy.
1:40:04
SPEAKER_00: Right.
1:40:04
SPEAKER_00: She'll get it for Charlie's Angels 3.
1:40:06
SPEAKER_00: Which I'm writing as we speak.
1:40:08
SPEAKER_00: Great job, Studio S2.
1:40:09
SPEAKER_00: Beautiful, fleshy, blown glass.
1:40:11
SPEAKER_00: Beautiful, beautiful tit.
1:40:12
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:40:13
SPEAKER_00: Loves it.
1:40:14
SPEAKER_00: Next.
1:40:14
SPEAKER_00: Okay, this is a piece by artist Fiona Stollers.
1:40:16
SPEAKER_00: This is a toy capsule machine with a little open flap.
1:40:19
SPEAKER_00: This is the kind of like the coin-operated, twisty little thing comes out, and there's like a bouncy ball or like a thumb puppet inside.
1:40:26
SPEAKER_00: This is like made out of like chain mail, a woven kind of.
1:40:29
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, is that cool?
1:40:30
SPEAKER_00: It's like those bracelets or something.
1:40:31
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, yeah.
1:40:32
SPEAKER_00: That is so cool.
1:40:33
SPEAKER_00: And these are loose, these little prizes.
1:40:35
SPEAKER_00: I love this.
1:40:36
SPEAKER_00: And I, you know, again, nostalgia.
1:40:39
SPEAKER_00: Very nostalgic.
1:40:40
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:40:40
SPEAKER_00: Do they even still have those?
1:40:41
SPEAKER_00: What's up?
1:40:41
SPEAKER_00: What's inside them?
1:40:42
SPEAKER_00: Like a like a thumb drive?
1:40:44
SPEAKER_00: Laboooboos.
1:40:45
SPEAKER_00: No, not a laboooboo.
1:40:46
SPEAKER_00: Did you like getting these like things?
1:40:48
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, yeah.
1:40:49
SPEAKER_00: Did you do this as a child?
1:40:51
SPEAKER_00: Of course.
1:40:52
SPEAKER_00: I did have quarters.
1:40:53
SPEAKER_00: I think of my nana when I um think of the grocery shopping.
1:40:57
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, yeah.
1:40:58
SPEAKER_00: My favorite kind though was the uh the sticker one that you put in and you'd push it in and then you'd pull it out.
1:41:03
SPEAKER_00: That one was cool.
1:41:04
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:41:04
SPEAKER_00: Somebody should do something with that.
1:41:06
SPEAKER_00: Gumballs are gonna have a huge comeback in 2026.
1:41:09
SPEAKER_00: You heard it here first.
1:41:10
SPEAKER_00: Uh this is amazing.
1:41:12
SPEAKER_00: Put your bids in now.
1:41:13
SPEAKER_00: The detail on this is beyond.
1:41:15
SPEAKER_00: Did you go for prize or did you go for candy?
1:41:17
SPEAKER_00: Prize.
1:41:17
SPEAKER_00: Now they're next to each other.
1:41:18
SPEAKER_00: Wow.
1:41:19
SPEAKER_00: I ate my prize.
1:41:20
SPEAKER_00: You could I went for the toy and I still ate it.
1:41:23
SPEAKER_00: It's really cool.
1:41:26
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, brings you back to the good old days before iPhones.
1:41:32
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:41:33
SPEAKER_00: Get this now.
1:41:34
SPEAKER_00: Okay, we have a piece by Rachel Byland, I think a repeat offender.
1:41:37
SPEAKER_00: And this is the uh opening cake from the Great British Bake Off.
1:41:41
SPEAKER_00: It's a chocolate cake with raspberries emblazoned with the face of the child eating an egg.
1:41:46
SPEAKER_00: Something on the front of it.
1:41:48
SPEAKER_00: That British humor.
1:41:49
SPEAKER_00: You never know.
1:41:49
SPEAKER_00: You never know what you're gonna get from that stuff.
1:41:51
SPEAKER_00: I don't watch Great British Bake Off, but I kind of know the vibe.
1:41:54
SPEAKER_00: But what I do know is chocolate cake.
1:41:57
SPEAKER_00: You know chocolate cake.
1:41:58
SPEAKER_00: I really know chocolate cake.
1:41:59
SPEAKER_00: There's no question you know chocolate cake.
1:42:01
SPEAKER_00: The gloss on this gorgeous.
1:42:03
SPEAKER_00: Disfrosting.
1:42:04
SPEAKER_00: It's like the raspberries.
1:42:05
SPEAKER_00: Everything.
1:42:06
SPEAKER_00: It's giving Greg's cake almost.
1:42:08
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:42:08
SPEAKER_00: Greg made an amazing cake last time.
1:42:10
SPEAKER_00: No, no.
1:42:11
SPEAKER_00: There's a local chain in Rhode Island.
1:42:13
SPEAKER_00: But you did make an amazing cake last time.
1:42:15
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:42:15
SPEAKER_00: Wow.
1:42:16
SPEAKER_00: It was a double entendre.
1:42:19
SPEAKER_00: Oh, this makes me want fudge.
1:42:21
SPEAKER_00: That's all I say.
1:42:23
SPEAKER_00: It's got some heft.
1:42:24
SPEAKER_00: This is another one.
1:42:25
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, it's hefty.
1:42:26
SPEAKER_00: Then take your tree down.
1:42:27
SPEAKER_00: This might break some presents open if it um if it falls in the wrong spot.
1:42:31
SPEAKER_00: It's fudgy.
1:42:31
SPEAKER_00: Is it good?
1:42:32
SPEAKER_00: Good and fudgy, my man.
1:42:34
SPEAKER_00: Makes me want so much fudge.
1:42:38
SPEAKER_00: Be careful with this one.
1:42:38
SPEAKER_00: Do you like chocolate cake?
1:42:40
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:42:40
SPEAKER_00: Okay.
1:42:41
SPEAKER_00: Good.
1:42:41
SPEAKER_00: To know.
1:42:42
SPEAKER_00: Do you like death by chocolate?
1:42:44
SPEAKER_00: No.
1:42:44
SPEAKER_00: Too much.
1:42:45
SPEAKER_00: Too much.
1:42:45
SPEAKER_00: Too much.
1:42:46
SPEAKER_00: Chocolate.
1:42:46
SPEAKER_00: Do you like fruit on your cake?
1:42:47
SPEAKER_00: I don't think you do.
1:42:48
SPEAKER_00: No.
1:42:48
SPEAKER_00: No.
1:42:48
SPEAKER_00: Fruit on cake is.
1:42:49
SPEAKER_00: I'm willing to bet there's a thin layer of raspberry in here, you know, based on the top.
1:42:53
SPEAKER_00: Raspberry jam, perhaps?
1:42:54
SPEAKER_00: Maybe a puree.
1:42:56
SPEAKER_00: It's puree's in.
1:42:57
SPEAKER_00: Compote, if you will.
1:42:58
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, compote.
1:42:59
SPEAKER_00: Gnash.
1:43:00
SPEAKER_00: This type of cake can have this type of cake can have fruit on it, but like a like a Betty Crocker with like Ooh, I love a thin layer of lemon.
1:43:07
SPEAKER_00: No.
1:43:07
SPEAKER_00: No.
1:43:08
SPEAKER_00: No.
1:43:08
SPEAKER_00: No fruit in my dessert.
1:43:09
SPEAKER_00: You know what's not a no is this ornament.
1:43:11
SPEAKER_00: That's a big yes.
1:43:12
SPEAKER_00: And you're gonna want to bid on it now.
1:43:14
SPEAKER_00: Get the cake while it's freezing.
1:43:16
SPEAKER_00: Freezing cold.
1:43:17
SPEAKER_00: Get the cake while it's fudgered.
1:43:19
SPEAKER_00: Get the cake while it's cold.
1:43:21
SPEAKER_00: Next.
1:43:22
SPEAKER_00: Oh, okay.
1:43:23
SPEAKER_00: I've been here.
1:43:23
SPEAKER_00: I've been here before.
1:43:24
SPEAKER_00: All right.
1:43:25
SPEAKER_00: This is Emily Lindbergh's Fire Island Share House.
1:43:28
SPEAKER_00: This is gonna put you back at least$2,400 for three days.
1:43:32
SPEAKER_00: You're gonna see every guy you've ever met, and you're gonna get in a fight with your significant other.
1:43:36
SPEAKER_00: You're gonna blackout before brunch and have the time of your life.
1:43:40
SPEAKER_00: I've never been.
1:43:41
SPEAKER_00: No one brings Gina anywhere.
1:43:43
SPEAKER_00: This is beautiful.
1:43:43
SPEAKER_00: Wow.
1:43:44
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:43:44
SPEAKER_00: I would stay here.
1:43:45
SPEAKER_00: So cool.
1:43:45
SPEAKER_00: Gorgeous.
1:43:46
SPEAKER_00: Holy shit.
1:43:48
SPEAKER_00: Wow, the detail in here.
1:43:50
SPEAKER_00: A cooler.
1:43:51
SPEAKER_00: Okay.
1:43:52
SPEAKER_00: Some posters hanging up.
1:43:54
SPEAKER_00: They killed it.
1:43:55
SPEAKER_00: What is this?
1:43:55
SPEAKER_00: Just did they score this or no?
1:43:57
SPEAKER_00: Maybe it's scored, maybe it's individual uh miniature planks cut.
1:44:03
SPEAKER_00: Feeling scored.
1:44:04
SPEAKER_00: Maybe I'll bid on this because again, I've never been to Fire Island, so this will be the closest thing I can get to.
1:44:10
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:44:11
SPEAKER_00: Next best thing.
1:44:12
SPEAKER_00: Great things about Fire Island is that some of the houses are so um poorly made that you basically are like have outdoor humidity inside.
1:44:21
SPEAKER_00: So you're like staying in a room that's wet for a whole week.
1:44:24
SPEAKER_00: I can smell it now.
1:44:25
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:44:26
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:44:26
SPEAKER_00: It's great.
1:44:27
SPEAKER_00: And this is great.
1:44:28
SPEAKER_00: You're gonna want to get this on your tree.
1:44:30
SPEAKER_00: Again, if you're a gay guy, this is like low-hanging fruits.
1:44:32
SPEAKER_00: Maybe leave it to somebody else who's never been to Fire Island.
1:44:34
SPEAKER_00: Okay, great.
1:44:35
SPEAKER_00: Love it.
1:44:35
SPEAKER_00: Next.
1:44:36
SPEAKER_00: Okay, we have a piece by another Risdi alum, Nora McCloud.
1:44:40
SPEAKER_00: This is that tennis racket that that tennis player sinner gave to the Pope.
1:44:47
SPEAKER_00: That's all we got.
1:44:48
SPEAKER_00: That's all we got.
1:44:49
SPEAKER_00: What's a tennis player sinner?
1:44:50
SPEAKER_00: Someone who plays tennis but has fallen under the the power of lust or perhaps greed.
1:44:58
SPEAKER_00: Could be sloth.
1:44:59
SPEAKER_00: Although if you're playing tennis, you're probably not that slothful.
1:45:01
SPEAKER_00: I I couldn't tell you.
1:45:02
SPEAKER_00: This is this is stumpiness.
1:45:03
SPEAKER_00: I know.
1:45:04
SPEAKER_00: Stumping us, Nora.
1:45:05
SPEAKER_00: Real nice.
1:45:06
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, Nora.
1:45:06
SPEAKER_00: Um, did you I guess you did weave that little like uh what do you call that in a racket?
1:45:13
SPEAKER_00: Weave?
1:45:14
SPEAKER_00: A weave.
1:45:15
SPEAKER_00: The rack the racket.
1:45:17
SPEAKER_00: The racket weave.
1:45:18
SPEAKER_00: Um wow, using fishing line.
1:45:21
SPEAKER_00: Tight.
1:45:21
SPEAKER_00: That's a tight net.
1:45:22
SPEAKER_00: It's beautiful.
1:45:23
SPEAKER_00: It's really well detailed.
1:45:24
SPEAKER_00: I don't know.
1:45:25
SPEAKER_00: I'm gonna say it's quarter scale.
1:45:26
SPEAKER_00: Wow.
1:45:27
SPEAKER_00: Okay.
1:45:28
SPEAKER_00: That's a little small.
1:45:29
SPEAKER_00: I don't know.
1:45:29
SPEAKER_00: Think about it.
1:45:30
SPEAKER_00: Quarter scale?
1:45:31
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, multiply that by four.
1:45:32
SPEAKER_00: Okay.
1:45:33
SPEAKER_00: Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.
1:45:34
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:45:35
SPEAKER_00: Wow, I love this.
1:45:35
SPEAKER_00: I wish I knew more about like tennis.
1:45:37
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:45:38
SPEAKER_00: Tennis.
1:45:38
SPEAKER_00: The Pope.
1:45:39
SPEAKER_00: Stinning.
1:45:40
SPEAKER_00: You know all about that.
1:45:41
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:45:41
SPEAKER_00: I played Mario tennis.
1:45:43
SPEAKER_00: On Wii?
1:45:44
SPEAKER_00: No.
1:45:45
SPEAKER_00: And 64 clay court.
1:45:48
SPEAKER_00: See you there.
1:45:49
SPEAKER_00: Nora! Nora, what are you- what are we?
1:45:51
SPEAKER_00: What are you what's going on out?
1:45:52
SPEAKER_00: Crazy head of yours.
1:45:54
SPEAKER_00: Love you.
1:45:56
SPEAKER_00: Love you, miss ya.
1:45:57
SPEAKER_00: Love ya, miss ya.
1:45:58
SPEAKER_00: Cool.
1:45:59
SPEAKER_00: Next.
1:46:00
SPEAKER_00: Okay.
1:46:01
SPEAKER_00: Do I know it?
1:46:02
SPEAKER_00: I'm struggling here.
1:46:03
SPEAKER_00: Ms.
1:46:03
unknown: Havisham's wedding cake from Rick.
1:46:05
SPEAKER_00: Miss Havishhanks?
1:46:09
SPEAKER_00: You guys are killing me this year.
1:46:11
SPEAKER_00: You know Gina's dumb.
1:46:12
SPEAKER_00: Like, she can't handle this.
1:46:14
SPEAKER_00: She's talking in third person, for God's sake.
1:46:16
SPEAKER_00: Okay, we have a piece by artist Kate Harnett.
1:46:19
SPEAKER_00: This is Mrs.
1:46:20
SPEAKER_00: Havisham's wedding cake from Great Expectations, covered in cobwebs, spiders, mice, dirt, leaves, and sticks.
1:46:26
SPEAKER_00: These little bugs on here look literally real.
1:46:29
SPEAKER_00: Where did you get those?
1:46:31
SPEAKER_00: Did you pick bugs off of the ground?
1:46:33
SPEAKER_00: Look, did you see the bugs?
1:46:35
SPEAKER_00: I saw the bugs.
1:46:36
SPEAKER_00: They're amazing.
1:46:36
SPEAKER_00: Very real.
1:46:37
SPEAKER_00: Very detailed.
1:46:38
SPEAKER_00: I love the um uh the mold as well.
1:46:40
SPEAKER_00: Beautiful, beautiful.
1:46:41
SPEAKER_00: And the uh um the icing, the piping detail.
1:46:44
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, you got two kinds of mold here.
1:46:46
SPEAKER_00: You have like the green kind that's going inside the cake, and then the white.
1:46:49
SPEAKER_00: And you have the soft fur that's kind of like on top.
1:46:51
SPEAKER_00: Yes.
1:46:52
SPEAKER_00: So thank you for um checking all the the mold boxes.
1:46:55
SPEAKER_00: So if anyone is interested in fungus um cakes, or cakes or bugs, this is the one for you.
1:47:01
SPEAKER_00: It's like, do you become a florist?
1:47:02
SPEAKER_00: Do I become like a cake cake maker?
1:47:05
SPEAKER_00: Sure.
1:47:06
SPEAKER_00: Jesus.
1:47:07
SPEAKER_00: I should.
1:47:08
SPEAKER_00: Wow, that cockroach is actually.
1:47:09
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, like how did you get those real teeny bugs?
1:47:11
SPEAKER_00: Are these for like dollhouses?
1:47:12
SPEAKER_00: Did you cheat and you buy you bought them?
1:47:14
SPEAKER_00: You don't that's not cheating.
1:47:15
SPEAKER_00: You can buy.
1:47:16
SPEAKER_00: Or is it?
1:47:16
SPEAKER_00: Well, you tell us.
1:47:17
SPEAKER_00: We can buy, you can buy.
1:47:18
SPEAKER_00: You can buy, you can buy.
1:47:19
SPEAKER_00: Okay, gorgeous.
1:47:20
SPEAKER_00: Get this now.
1:47:20
SPEAKER_00: Yes.
1:47:21
SPEAKER_00: Love it.
1:47:21
SPEAKER_00: Oh my god.
1:47:22
SPEAKER_00: Now we have a piece by another Rizzy alum, Dustin Sohn.
1:47:25
SPEAKER_00: This is the end uh of the substance.
1:47:28
SPEAKER_00: This is Demise's face on her Hollywood Walk of Fame star.
1:47:32
SPEAKER_00: Now I know the whole movie.
1:47:34
SPEAKER_00: She becomes a star turd.
1:47:36
SPEAKER_00: You're gonna have to watch.
1:47:37
SPEAKER_00: Gina, it doesn't really make any sense unless you watch it.
1:47:40
SPEAKER_00: It's making sense to me.
1:47:41
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:47:42
SPEAKER_00: Dustin, this is I'm gonna I'm gonna go out on a limb.
1:47:45
SPEAKER_00: And say this is a treetopper.
1:47:46
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:47:47
SPEAKER_00: You've got the hardware in the back, put this right at the top, and it's a star.
1:47:50
SPEAKER_00: So this is really um if you're a sick freak who needs uh a pop culture indie horror art film reference on your tree, you're gonna need to get this stat.
1:48:03
SPEAKER_00: Because this is the one.
1:48:04
SPEAKER_00: She's the one for the top.
1:48:06
SPEAKER_00: What's the artist's name again?
1:48:07
SPEAKER_00: Dustin Sohn from Richard.
1:48:08
SPEAKER_00: Dustin, you need rehab for pop culture.
1:48:11
SPEAKER_00: You're addicted.
1:48:12
SPEAKER_00: It's amazing.
1:48:13
SPEAKER_00: Take a first spin.
1:48:14
SPEAKER_00: This is great.
1:48:15
SPEAKER_00: My mom needs a new topper.
1:48:17
SPEAKER_00: I think this would do.
1:48:18
SPEAKER_00: I think she would love that.
1:48:19
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:48:19
SPEAKER_00: That's gonna go over really well in crank.
1:48:21
SPEAKER_00: She's never branched into the star world, and this might be a good starter one for her.
1:48:24
SPEAKER_00: Oh, she's only angel.
1:48:25
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, she's only angel.
1:48:26
SPEAKER_00: Of course.
1:48:26
SPEAKER_00: She's Cathol.
1:48:27
SPEAKER_00: Well, stars are Catholic too.
1:48:29
SPEAKER_00: No, they're not.
1:48:29
SPEAKER_00: The star of David?
1:48:31
SPEAKER_00: No.
1:48:33
SPEAKER_00: No.
1:48:34
SPEAKER_00: Star Bethlehem.
1:48:36
SPEAKER_00: Oh, I forgot about Bethlehem.
1:48:39
SPEAKER_00: I come from Bethlehem.
1:48:41
SPEAKER_00: You do, clearly.
1:48:42
SPEAKER_00: Uh, gorgeous, get it now.
1:48:44
SPEAKER_00: Next.
1:48:45
SPEAKER_00: Next up, we have a piece uh by artists Gerard and Bellevender.
1:48:49
SPEAKER_00: This is from Goosebumps, Egg Monsters from Mars.
1:48:53
SPEAKER_00: This is a beautiful uh half dozen egg carton filled with not real eggs, plastic eggs perhaps, and the monstrous egg from Mars spewing its guts out onto the other eggs.
1:49:05
SPEAKER_00: Just like you know, of Goosebumps, yes, yes, yes.
1:49:07
SPEAKER_00: I know this book.
1:49:08
SPEAKER_00: You know this book?
1:49:08
SPEAKER_00: I know this book, yes.
1:49:09
SPEAKER_00: Really?
1:49:10
SPEAKER_00: I was a goosebumps fan, yeah.
1:49:11
SPEAKER_00: Had all kinds of eggs.
1:49:12
SPEAKER_00: I just watched the show and it was really bad.
1:49:13
SPEAKER_00: I had a I had family friends whose aunt was a ghost writer for goosebumps, and she wrote their names into the book as like the friends of the main character, and I was so jealous.
1:49:26
SPEAKER_00: Wow, that's cool.
1:49:27
SPEAKER_00: So jealous.
1:49:27
SPEAKER_00: But also it's a little immersion breaking because it's like, why is your aunt R.
1:49:29
SPEAKER_00: Alstein, you know?
1:49:30
SPEAKER_00: Imagine being a ghostwriter on a show about ghosts.
1:49:34
SPEAKER_00: Imagine having this ornament in your house.
1:49:37
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:49:37
SPEAKER_00: This is amazing.
1:49:38
SPEAKER_00: Also, the goosebump uh ribbon.
1:49:41
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:49:41
SPEAKER_00: How did they do that?
1:49:42
SPEAKER_00: Maybe it's some printed?
1:49:44
SPEAKER_00: Could be.
1:49:45
SPEAKER_00: You found that, didn't you?
1:49:46
SPEAKER_00: Melavander, was that you?
1:49:47
SPEAKER_00: These eggs have some weight to them.
1:49:48
SPEAKER_00: You know I love eggs.
1:49:49
SPEAKER_00: Eggs.
1:49:51
SPEAKER_00: You know I love a good hard boil.
1:49:52
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:49:53
SPEAKER_00: I'm I'm seeing there's a uh I'm see oh, another interactive one.
1:49:58
SPEAKER_00: You can crack open.
1:50:00
SPEAKER_00: One of the eggs.
1:50:02
SPEAKER_00: Ooh.
1:50:05
SPEAKER_00: Why?
1:50:06
SPEAKER_00: Because that will tell me what mood I'm in.
1:50:08
SPEAKER_00: Or reveal something?
1:50:09
SPEAKER_00: Like a face.
1:50:10
SPEAKER_00: Maybe it's the haunted mask.
1:50:11
SPEAKER_00: I don't know.
1:50:12
SPEAKER_00: Oh.
1:50:13
SPEAKER_00: Oh.
1:50:15
SPEAKER_00: Okay, it's my my past.
1:50:18
SPEAKER_00: No, I don't know what it is.
1:50:20
SPEAKER_00: Okay, you're gonna have to find out.
1:50:22
SPEAKER_00: Ooh, maybe it's I don't know.
1:50:24
SPEAKER_00: Well, there's a there's an added uh surprise bonus inside of one of these eggs.
1:50:28
SPEAKER_00: You could propose to someone with that.
1:50:30
SPEAKER_00: You could.
1:50:31
SPEAKER_00: You could put a diamond in his egg if you wanted to.
1:50:33
SPEAKER_00: And you're gonna want to when you bid on this.
1:50:36
SPEAKER_00: That's cool.
1:50:37
SPEAKER_00: The nerds out there are gonna love that.
1:50:38
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:50:39
SPEAKER_00: Nerds love goosebumps.
1:50:40
SPEAKER_00: Get it now.
1:50:42
SPEAKER_00: Next, oh Gina, you're gonna like this.
1:50:44
SPEAKER_00: What is it?
1:50:45
SPEAKER_00: We have a piece by artist Bats Langley.
1:50:48
SPEAKER_00: This is Promethe Gus.
1:50:50
SPEAKER_00: This is uh an original character uh assuming the role of the statue from Rockefeller Center, the golden sort of leaning uh guy.
1:51:00
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:51:01
SPEAKER_00: And uh this is um that person as a as a bear.
1:51:04
SPEAKER_00: As a fat, hunky bear.
1:51:07
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:51:07
SPEAKER_00: I love.
1:51:08
SPEAKER_00: I love bears, so might be bidding on this one.
1:51:11
SPEAKER_00: I like bellies too, so you really nailed it.
1:51:14
SPEAKER_00: So if you're in a certain crossover of niche uh sexual proclivities, this might be the one for you.
1:51:20
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, got a big belly, got a big guy.
1:51:22
SPEAKER_00: And if you like that stuff, this is gonna be on your tree.
1:51:24
SPEAKER_00: Or if you love gold.
1:51:26
SPEAKER_00: If you love gold.
1:51:26
SPEAKER_00: This is amazing.
1:51:28
SPEAKER_00: They need to swap out the existing statue.
1:51:31
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, it's time to make the guts.
1:51:32
SPEAKER_00: More uh body representativity.
1:51:34
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:51:34
SPEAKER_00: So cute.
1:51:35
SPEAKER_00: Gorgy gorgeous.
1:51:36
SPEAKER_00: This isn't that style.
1:51:37
SPEAKER_00: It's a great knockoff.
1:51:38
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, bets.
1:51:39
SPEAKER_00: You knocked it off again.
1:51:40
SPEAKER_00: You knocked it off.
1:51:41
SPEAKER_00: Great job.
1:51:42
SPEAKER_00: No, you referenced the style, made it cool and quirky.
1:51:45
SPEAKER_00: Reference or not reference.
1:51:46
SPEAKER_00: What a queer icon.
1:51:47
SPEAKER_00: Eat it, vomit it, shit it out, bus, club, another bus, another club.
1:51:52
SPEAKER_00: That's me in one calendar year.
1:51:53
SPEAKER_00: That's me if I don't get on drag race.
1:51:54
SPEAKER_00: This is you after the course that comes off tonight.
1:51:56
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, yeah, literally.
1:51:56
SPEAKER_00: That's me if I don't get on drag race in the fountain at Rockefeller.
1:51:59
SPEAKER_00: I thought you were turning into a clock if you didn't get on drag race.
1:52:01
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:52:01
SPEAKER_00: And this?
1:52:02
SPEAKER_00: And then I'm going into the fountain.
1:52:04
SPEAKER_00: I'm gonna go into the fountain.
1:52:05
SPEAKER_00: Before I leave New York, I'm gonna go into the fountain and get in trouble.
1:52:09
SPEAKER_00: See you there.
1:52:10
SPEAKER_00: And you're gonna see this on your.
1:52:13
SPEAKER_00: I'm gonna blow that fountain guy.
1:52:15
SPEAKER_00: Oh gus.
1:52:16
SPEAKER_00: To deal with Gus.
1:52:18
SPEAKER_00: I need some alone time with Gus.
1:52:20
SPEAKER_00: Okay, bit away.
1:52:21
SPEAKER_00: Bit away.
1:52:22
SPEAKER_00: Amy Sedaris.
1:52:23
SPEAKER_00: Is he Amy Sederis?
1:52:25
SPEAKER_01: I'm gagged!
1:52:26
SPEAKER_00: We are gagged.
1:52:27
SPEAKER_00: Okay, this is waking me up.
1:52:28
SPEAKER_00: We are gagged.
1:52:28
SPEAKER_00: Mama, we have a piece by uh just someone, a little uh unknown artist named Amy Sederis.
1:52:34
SPEAKER_00: Hello! Uh, this is a star and a note.
1:52:37
SPEAKER_00: This is a uh laminated collage, Jerry Blank star.
1:52:41
SPEAKER_00: And it says reach for the lowest star, Amy Sederis, 2025.
1:52:45
SPEAKER_00: Now that is great advice.
1:52:46
SPEAKER_00: That's amazing.
1:52:47
SPEAKER_00: And on the note, here you can hold this one from Amy.
1:52:51
SPEAKER_00: It just says kill yourself.
1:52:52
SPEAKER_00: It says kill Gina.
1:52:54
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:52:55
SPEAKER_00: Amy She writes, I've done some films, TV plays.
1:52:58
SPEAKER_00: I like to make simple crafts.
1:52:59
SPEAKER_00: I enjoy my apartments.
1:53:02
SPEAKER_00: I love rabbits.
1:53:02
SPEAKER_00: I enjoy the beach.
1:53:03
SPEAKER_00: I live in NYC.
1:53:04
SPEAKER_00: Amy Sederis.
1:53:06
SPEAKER_00: Amy Jerry Blank raised me.
1:53:08
SPEAKER_00: Amy, we love you.
1:53:09
SPEAKER_00: You're an icon.
1:53:10
SPEAKER_00: Come on the couch.
1:53:11
SPEAKER_00: Literally.
1:53:12
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:53:12
SPEAKER_00: We'll have a spot waiting for you any time.
1:53:14
SPEAKER_00: These are in the city.
1:53:15
SPEAKER_00: Did you like Strangers with Candy?
1:53:16
SPEAKER_00: Of course.
1:53:16
SPEAKER_00: I used to love her, Tamil's and Mega Wadi Sikoya Poutri, who I used to call my um roommate.
1:53:21
SPEAKER_00: And we love at home with.
1:53:23
SPEAKER_00: And Amy's very good friends with Cole.
1:53:25
SPEAKER_00: Of course, of course, of course.
1:53:26
SPEAKER_00: Friend of.
1:53:27
SPEAKER_00: Legends love legends, love legends.
1:53:30
SPEAKER_00: And they love crafts, too.
1:53:31
SPEAKER_00: And we love Amy.
1:53:32
SPEAKER_00: If you want this piece of iconic craft history in your home, bid now.
1:53:37
SPEAKER_00: This is this is gonna be a hot one for sure.
1:53:40
SPEAKER_00: Maybe the hottest one, even.
1:53:41
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, that's amazing.
1:53:42
SPEAKER_00: Get the bids in now.
1:53:43
SPEAKER_00: I need that.
1:53:44
SPEAKER_00: Just to like, I can't even believe I touched an Amy Staris original.
1:53:47
SPEAKER_00: Smells like her.
1:53:48
SPEAKER_00: It smelled like card.
1:53:49
SPEAKER_00: Card.
1:53:50
SPEAKER_00: Okay, we have a piece by artist Arnolfo Maldonado.
1:53:54
SPEAKER_00: And this is Tom of Finland daddy dressed as Santa descending a staircase into a dungeon.
1:53:59
SPEAKER_00: This is amazing.
1:54:00
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, the staircase alone is incredible.
1:54:03
SPEAKER_00: Like, wire and what?
1:54:05
SPEAKER_00: What is that?
1:54:06
SPEAKER_00: Also wood, maybe cardboard.
1:54:07
SPEAKER_00: Ooh.
1:54:08
SPEAKER_00: Chipboard, perhaps.
1:54:10
SPEAKER_00: We love uh Tama Finland.
1:54:11
SPEAKER_00: We love Tom of Finland.
1:54:12
SPEAKER_00: We love Santa.
1:54:12
SPEAKER_00: We love a spiral staircase.
1:54:14
SPEAKER_00: We love a spiral staircase, yeah.
1:54:15
SPEAKER_00: And we love um go-go men and dungeons and all dragons.
1:54:19
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, and dragons, especially.
1:54:21
SPEAKER_00: And ornaments.
1:54:22
SPEAKER_00: And we love big Santa cocks, so thank you.
1:54:24
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:54:24
SPEAKER_00: This is so fun.
1:54:26
SPEAKER_00: I would love to like have a Tama Finland piece in my house, but then you have a huge cock like on your wall, and it's like, what if your parents come over?
1:54:32
SPEAKER_00: They make wallpaper that's like really fun.
1:54:33
SPEAKER_00: Like find the cock?
1:54:35
SPEAKER_00: Inside.
1:54:35
SPEAKER_00: No, no, no, there's cocks everywhere.
1:54:36
SPEAKER_00: Oh.
1:54:36
SPEAKER_00: But like it's such a good, like, oh, I wallpapered the interior of my closet.
1:54:40
SPEAKER_00: Oh, I love that.
1:54:41
SPEAKER_00: You know, that's fun.
1:54:42
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:54:42
SPEAKER_00: But then I someone I hated had the that exact wallpaper, and I was like, oh.
1:54:46
SPEAKER_00: I hate that.
1:54:46
SPEAKER_00: I guess I can't ever have this.
1:54:48
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, when Greg wallpapered his closet, it was really bad.
1:54:51
SPEAKER_00: You could have this.
1:54:52
SPEAKER_00: You could have this if you I could if I bidded.
1:54:55
SPEAKER_00: But I won't, because I can't take that away from you, people.
1:54:58
SPEAKER_00: You can't afford it, frankly.
1:54:59
SPEAKER_00: No, I can't.
1:55:00
SPEAKER_00: This is so good.
1:55:01
SPEAKER_00: I love ripped daddy's daddy's Santa.
1:55:05
SPEAKER_00: Bricked up in his uh Santa suit.
1:55:09
SPEAKER_00: There's four of them.
1:55:10
SPEAKER_00: It's a lot of Santa's.
1:55:11
SPEAKER_00: They're going, they're going to party.
1:55:12
SPEAKER_00: I at first I thought it was multiple Santa's, like it was a go-go number, but it's Santa coming down.
1:55:19
SPEAKER_00: Right.
1:55:19
SPEAKER_00: You know.
1:55:19
SPEAKER_00: So we're playing with time.
1:55:21
SPEAKER_00: Do you like time?
1:55:22
SPEAKER_00: No.
1:55:23
SPEAKER_00: But time is what?
1:55:24
SPEAKER_00: A circle.
1:55:25
SPEAKER_00: And this staircase.
1:55:27
SPEAKER_00: A spiral is also a circle.
1:55:28
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:55:28
SPEAKER_00: You know?
1:55:29
SPEAKER_00: I do know.
1:55:30
SPEAKER_00: And I know someone is going to love this.
1:55:33
SPEAKER_00: And it's my mom.
1:55:34
SPEAKER_00: I'm going to get her that.
1:55:35
SPEAKER_00: This piece.
1:55:36
SPEAKER_00: Uh if you bid on it.
1:55:37
SPEAKER_00: And this one's going to be another hot one, too.
1:55:39
SPEAKER_00: Imagine if you get that got that for your mom.
1:55:41
SPEAKER_00: I think she'd like it.
1:55:42
SPEAKER_00: I feel like she maybe wouldn't notice the Yeah, actually, your mom knows gays.
1:55:45
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:55:45
SPEAKER_00: Well, well, I know.
1:55:45
SPEAKER_00: I said.
1:55:46
SPEAKER_00: She didn't notice the cock.
1:55:47
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:55:47
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:55:47
SPEAKER_00: She'd think it was funny, and then she would like three years later would be like.
1:55:52
SPEAKER_00: And then she's like, Mike.
1:55:53
SPEAKER_00: She's like, I should call him.
1:55:56
SPEAKER_00: Her son?
1:55:57
SPEAKER_00: Santa.
1:55:58
SPEAKER_00: Oh.
1:55:58
SPEAKER_00: Okay, next.
1:55:59
SPEAKER_00: If it's not Baroque, don't fix it.
1:56:01
SPEAKER_00: This is a piece by Alex McCargar.
1:56:03
SPEAKER_00: This is a Baroque theatrical depiction of gay hell.
1:56:07
SPEAKER_00: This is beautiful.
1:56:08
SPEAKER_00: This is like a um a scale model for like an opera.
1:56:11
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, there's like sliding set pieces in the wings.
1:56:15
SPEAKER_00: Clouds, little gay guys.
1:56:16
SPEAKER_00: Clouds, I want to say, is um billowing fog.
1:56:19
SPEAKER_00: Billowing fog, yes.
1:56:20
SPEAKER_00: Clouds on the ground.
1:56:21
SPEAKER_00: Portion of the play.
1:56:22
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:56:23
SPEAKER_00: I love that.
1:56:24
SPEAKER_00: This is amazing, actually.
1:56:26
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:56:26
SPEAKER_00: What's your gay hell?
1:56:28
SPEAKER_00: This.
1:56:28
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:56:29
SPEAKER_00: Mine is Chelsea Market.
1:56:30
SPEAKER_00: Is that gay?
1:56:32
SPEAKER_00: No.
1:56:33
SPEAKER_00: What's so hellish about this?
1:56:34
SPEAKER_00: It's a bunch of naked.
1:56:35
SPEAKER_00: I know.
1:56:35
SPEAKER_00: It's amazing.
1:56:35
SPEAKER_00: It's beautiful around.
1:56:36
SPEAKER_00: If that's hell, see you then.
1:56:38
SPEAKER_00: We're seeing like a variety of different scale penises.
1:56:40
SPEAKER_00: This is like very, very scale down.
1:56:43
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, you can dive in.
1:56:44
SPEAKER_00: We love penises and mermaids around here.
1:56:46
SPEAKER_00: So I gotta check these out.
1:56:48
SPEAKER_00: There's a range.
1:56:49
SPEAKER_00: A lot of body representation here.
1:56:51
SPEAKER_00: And we love theater.
1:56:52
SPEAKER_00: We love theater and we love bring it back.
1:56:54
SPEAKER_00: Gay guys.
1:56:55
SPEAKER_00: Bring the stuff back.
1:56:56
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:56:57
SPEAKER_00: Where did it go?
1:56:58
SPEAKER_00: iPhones.
1:57:00
SPEAKER_00: Everything went to iPhone.
1:57:01
SPEAKER_00: This is gorgeous.
1:57:02
SPEAKER_00: And if you want it, you're gonna have to bid.
1:57:04
SPEAKER_00: It's so moody.
1:57:05
SPEAKER_00: You really captured the billow of the billow of the fog.
1:57:07
SPEAKER_00: I wish this was in 3D.
1:57:10
SPEAKER_00: Throw it at the camera.
1:57:10
SPEAKER_00: This production can afford dry eyes.
1:57:12
SPEAKER_00: But like not in a way that would break.
1:57:13
SPEAKER_00: I want fog at my wedding.
1:57:14
SPEAKER_00: Shut up.
1:57:15
SPEAKER_00: Next.
1:57:16
SPEAKER_00: We're getting to the point where we're not talking to each other.
1:57:18
SPEAKER_00: I know.
1:57:19
SPEAKER_00: Which is everyone's favorite.
1:57:20
SPEAKER_00: We've got an ornament from across the border by artist Rachel Seatwitt.
1:57:24
SPEAKER_00: This is an imaginary, commemorative Brokeback National Park ornament.
1:57:31
SPEAKER_00: So imagine, if you will, from the universe of Brokeback Mountain, there is a park that is national, and they have a merch gift shop.
1:57:39
SPEAKER_00: And you were passing through maybe with your family.
1:57:41
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, it's a couple exits after Sex in the City land.
1:57:45
SPEAKER_00: You're gonna love it.
1:57:46
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, after the Sex and the City carnival.
1:57:48
SPEAKER_00: Go to Brokeback Mountain Park.
1:57:49
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:57:50
SPEAKER_00: It's beautiful.
1:57:51
SPEAKER_00: Have butt sex after cans of beans.
1:57:52
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, beans are.
1:57:53
SPEAKER_00: We highly recommend it.
1:57:54
SPEAKER_00: The beans are free.
1:57:55
SPEAKER_00: The beans are free.
1:57:56
SPEAKER_00: The butt sex is not.
1:57:57
SPEAKER_00: It's gorgeous.
1:57:58
SPEAKER_00: That is gorgeous.
1:57:59
SPEAKER_00: Hand painted or hand graphiced.
1:58:01
SPEAKER_00: Wow, this is a reused, reduced, recycled ornament.
1:58:06
SPEAKER_00: Everything from top to the bottom is reclaimed.
1:58:10
SPEAKER_00: Don't say bottom.
1:58:11
SPEAKER_00: Reclaimed wood.
1:58:12
SPEAKER_00: When you're talking about broke back, blah, blah, blah.
1:58:16
SPEAKER_00: Gina loves recycling.
1:58:17
SPEAKER_00: I love this shape because it's um it's giving Christmas ball, but it's flat.
1:58:21
SPEAKER_00: It's giving M M M.
1:58:23
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, yeah.
1:58:24
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:58:24
SPEAKER_00: We had one ornament that was giving uncres.
1:58:26
SPEAKER_00: What's the math?
1:58:26
SPEAKER_00: This is the math on the scale.
1:58:27
SPEAKER_00: That's like um plus 100.
1:58:30
SPEAKER_00: Six times bigger, I think.
1:58:31
SPEAKER_00: Wow.
1:58:32
SPEAKER_00: That's a big M.
1:58:34
SPEAKER_00: Um, but yeah, Gina loves recycling.
1:58:36
SPEAKER_00: My my character.
1:58:37
SPEAKER_00: Ionically, like, you know, it's like she's really good at it.
1:58:40
SPEAKER_00: She can just kind of really quickly sort it.
1:58:42
SPEAKER_00: She just is.
1:58:43
SPEAKER_00: She gets it.
1:58:44
SPEAKER_00: She does recycle.
1:58:45
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:58:45
SPEAKER_00: And she's kind.
1:58:46
SPEAKER_00: She is kind.
1:58:47
SPEAKER_00: And you'd be kind if you You have to be kind to wear this cape, no offense.
1:58:51
SPEAKER_00: No, you know what?
1:58:52
SPEAKER_00: I'm done.
1:58:52
SPEAKER_00: Okay, good.
1:58:54
SPEAKER_00: Bid.
1:58:55
SPEAKER_00: Now.
1:58:55
SPEAKER_00: Okay.
1:58:56
SPEAKER_00: Don't give me the buzzer.
1:58:57
SPEAKER_00: The detonator?
1:58:58
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:58:58
SPEAKER_00: It's gonna blow.
1:58:59
SPEAKER_00: Okay, we have now we have from the one and only Greg Kozatec, we have Club Silencio from Mulholland Drive.
1:59:06
SPEAKER_00: Now this has LEDs.
1:59:08
SPEAKER_00: It has sound, which we are about to play when Gina presses the trigger now.
1:59:53
SPEAKER_00: Okay.
1:59:53
SPEAKER_00: And now it's getting louder.
1:59:55
SPEAKER_00: It repeats too, so if you want to be annoying.
1:59:59
SPEAKER_00: If you want to mouth if you want your tree.
2:00:01
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, yeah, you can remix your tree.
2:00:04
SPEAKER_00: It's a club space for your tree.
2:00:07
SPEAKER_00: This is amazing, Greg.
2:00:09
SPEAKER_00: Greg, Greg outdoes himself every single year.
2:00:12
SPEAKER_00: This is so good.
2:00:14
SPEAKER_00: You're building my house.
2:00:15
SPEAKER_00: I'm obsessed.
2:00:16
SPEAKER_00: I'm entranced.
2:00:18
SPEAKER_00: I feel like I'm watching a Lynchian experience just by staring at this ornament.
2:00:24
SPEAKER_00: I have a lot of homework to do after this episode.
2:00:26
SPEAKER_00: That's my takeaway.
2:00:27
SPEAKER_00: I need to know this.
2:00:28
SPEAKER_00: I need to know this reference.
2:00:29
SPEAKER_00: It's so beautiful.
2:00:30
SPEAKER_00: But again, this definitely no context needed.
2:00:32
SPEAKER_00: It's just stunning.
2:00:33
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, not a single nounce of context needed.
2:00:36
SPEAKER_00: I'm telling you, this one doesn't need it.
2:00:37
SPEAKER_00: Some things are packed with stories, some things are packed with context, and this is not one of them.
2:00:41
SPEAKER_00: It's a stunning stunning theater.
2:00:42
SPEAKER_00: It's a vacant of context.
2:00:43
SPEAKER_00: It's a stunning theater with like opera vocals.
2:00:46
SPEAKER_00: Bid now.
2:00:47
SPEAKER_00: Now wait, the detail, Greg.
2:00:51
SPEAKER_00: How dare you?
2:00:52
SPEAKER_00: It's so beautiful.
2:00:53
SPEAKER_00: Like, I need to watch you.
2:00:56
SPEAKER_00: Without you knowing.
2:00:57
SPEAKER_00: I put cameras in your bathroom, is that okay?
2:00:59
SPEAKER_00: But not where you think.
2:01:01
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
2:01:01
SPEAKER_00: I went bottom of the well vibes.
2:01:04
SPEAKER_00: I did.
2:01:06
SPEAKER_00: It's just everything.
2:01:07
SPEAKER_00: Like the outside, the exterior.
2:01:09
SPEAKER_00: I love the exterior.
2:01:10
SPEAKER_00: The bottom.
2:01:12
SPEAKER_00: Don't look at the bottom.
2:01:13
SPEAKER_00: It's so good.
2:01:14
SPEAKER_00: You're a freak genius.
2:01:15
SPEAKER_00: I love you.
2:01:16
SPEAKER_00: Guys, hurry.
2:01:17
SPEAKER_00: Run, don't walk.
2:01:18
SPEAKER_00: Step on it.
2:01:19
SPEAKER_00: Run, don't walk to your computer.
2:01:20
SPEAKER_00: Go online.
2:01:21
SPEAKER_00: Go on AOL and bid for this.
2:01:24
SPEAKER_00: This is an old AOL exclusive.
2:01:26
SPEAKER_00: Um Gayol.
2:01:28
SPEAKER_00: Oh.
2:01:29
SPEAKER_00: Gay Noel.
2:01:30
SPEAKER_00: Uh the last one?
2:01:33
SPEAKER_00: This is the last one?
2:01:34
SPEAKER_00: We made it to the end.
2:01:35
SPEAKER_00: Wow.
2:01:36
SPEAKER_00: This is incredible.
2:01:36
SPEAKER_00: All right.
2:01:37
SPEAKER_00: This one has power.
2:01:39
SPEAKER_00: Okay.
2:01:40
SPEAKER_00: That's the ornament?
2:01:41
SPEAKER_00: No.
2:01:41
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, that's the ornament.
2:01:43
SPEAKER_00: Sit down, unbuckle your pants.
2:01:45
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
2:01:45
SPEAKER_00: Buckle your seatbelt.
2:01:47
SPEAKER_00: Buckle your shoe.
2:01:48
SPEAKER_00: This is one for the ages.
2:01:50
SPEAKER_00: This is amazing.
2:01:51
SPEAKER_00: Again, nostalgic.
2:01:53
SPEAKER_00: Like, I have a lot of ornaments on my family tree that are it's like this.
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SPEAKER_00: This is a piece by Matt Long, who's helping us here tonight.
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SPEAKER_00: So big, big thank you to that.
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SPEAKER_00: And also big thank you for making this incredible ornament.
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SPEAKER_00: This is a powered, motorized, moving ornament.
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SPEAKER_00: But it's like old school vibes, you know?
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SPEAKER_00: You plug it into that one light and it just burns your house down.
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SPEAKER_00: This is a um roller derby bout.
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SPEAKER_00: Uh we've got some some ladies uh duking it out on the ring court uh ice.
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SPEAKER_00: Uh and there's a ref who's um watching.
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SPEAKER_00: And it's Gina.
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SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_00: Gina's in the middle.
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SPEAKER_00: It's a game over.
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SPEAKER_00: Gina.
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SPEAKER_00: Gina.
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SPEAKER_00: Gina.
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SPEAKER_00: Gina.
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SPEAKER_00: Back to reality.
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SPEAKER_00: This is incredible.
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SPEAKER_00: And it's plugged into string lights.
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SPEAKER_00: It's plugged into a car generator.
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SPEAKER_00: Yeah, it is.
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SPEAKER_00: It does, it comes with this.
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SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_00: If you bid, you get it's part of the package.
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SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_00: So if you're camping and you know, you need a little extra juice for an emergency situation, keep it in your car.
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SPEAKER_00: And keep this on the highest bow because this is Is that roller derby?
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SPEAKER_00: They're not on ice.
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SPEAKER_00: Well, it kind of looks, it's wintry themed.
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SPEAKER_00: It's looking a little like a little bit like ice.
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SPEAKER_00: It could be, you know.
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SPEAKER_00: If you're a fan of Christmas, if you're a fan of craftsmanship, if you're a fan of classic decor and electricity, this is one for you.
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SPEAKER_00: Classic electric.
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SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_00: It's a category.
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SPEAKER_00: It is.
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SPEAKER_00: My tree is packed with these things.
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SPEAKER_00: So at a glance, it folds right in to nostalgia.
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unknown: Check.
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SPEAKER_00: But then if you get a little closer, it's a little pervy kinky fun.
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SPEAKER_00: Check.
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SPEAKER_00: For reasons I don't know.
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SPEAKER_00: The roller derby is, you know.
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SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_00: There's a wink, there's a nudge, and there's a sting.
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SPEAKER_00: Get this one now.
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SPEAKER_00: Bid.
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SPEAKER_00: That's the last one.
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SPEAKER_00: You better be bidding.
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SPEAKER_00: You better bid, bitch.
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SPEAKER_00: You better bid, bitch.
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SPEAKER_00: Party in France.
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SPEAKER_00: There we go.
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SPEAKER_00: Wow.
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SPEAKER_00: 53.
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SPEAKER_00: Amazing.
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SPEAKER_00: A big, big, big thank you to all the artists who participated this year.
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SPEAKER_00: 53 ornaments.
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SPEAKER_00: And a big, big thank you to Greg for organizing all this and having us be part of it.
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SPEAKER_00: Awesome.
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SPEAKER_00: So happy to help in any way.
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SPEAKER_00: Um, and yeah, bid.
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SPEAKER_00: Get it, get it, get your money out of your pants and into the Alley Forney Center.
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SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_00: Now.
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SPEAKER_00: It's so good to bump up against charity too.
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SPEAKER_00: I was like, bump up against your pants.
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SPEAKER_00: Thank you so much, Greg, for you know, allowing us to do this.
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SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_00: Allowing us.
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SPEAKER_00: Forcing us.
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SPEAKER_00: Thank you for it.
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SPEAKER_00: It's too good for a while.
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SPEAKER_00: You were like, I don't know if we're gonna let you know.
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SPEAKER_00: You never let us do this.
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SPEAKER_00: Thank you.
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SPEAKER_00: Thank you again.
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SPEAKER_00: Another fabulous year.
2:04:24
SPEAKER_00: Everyone stepped their pussy up.
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SPEAKER_00: I think the ornaments are better.
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SPEAKER_00: Including Gina.
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SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_00: I would say the ornaments are kind of better this year.
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SPEAKER_00: Yeah, everyone who did it last year.
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SPEAKER_00: Better and better.
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SPEAKER_00: Fuck you.
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SPEAKER_00: I better see record-breaking numbers, okay?
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SPEAKER_00: I had this custom Christmas hood made.
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SPEAKER_00: So get your wallets out, get your checkbooks out, get your Bitcoin uh book, learn about Bitcoin, and then give it to us.
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SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_00: Money.
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SPEAKER_00: And we'll give it to Allie.
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SPEAKER_00: Everything for Allie.
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SPEAKER_00: Of Allie porney.
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SPEAKER_00: We love Allie.
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SPEAKER_00: And we love all of y'all for watching and listening and supporting us.
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SPEAKER_00: We also love Christmas.
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SPEAKER_00: We love Christmas.
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SPEAKER_00: We love all the holidays.
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SPEAKER_00: We love decor.
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SPEAKER_00: We love costumes.
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SPEAKER_00: But not as much as Christmas.
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SPEAKER_00: Not as much as Christmas cookies.
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SPEAKER_00: And thank you for watching.
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SPEAKER_00: This is going to be a little bit of a midseason break, but we've already done more for half of a season than we did for the entire first season.
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SPEAKER_00: So the cunty couch is getting bigger and bigger and maybe better.
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SPEAKER_00: You let us know.
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SPEAKER_00: It's counting.
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SPEAKER_00: And we won't see you next Tuesday.
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SPEAKER_00: We'll see you next Tuesday year at sells cunty.
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SPEAKER_00: Goodbye.
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SPEAKER_00: Where do you see my winter solstice look?
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SPEAKER_00: It's even winter than this.
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SPEAKER_00: Goodbye.
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SPEAKER_00: Oh my God.
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SPEAKER_00: It's snowing.
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SPEAKER_00: It's asbestos.
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SPEAKER_00: Just like you asked for.
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SPEAKER_00: Yeah, a graded asbestos right on my face, just like Dorothy.
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SPEAKER_00: Okay.
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SPEAKER_00: Good night.
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SPEAKER_00: Bye.
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SPEAKER_00: Love ya.