Latest / Rotgrind - Narrative Declaration / Frog Eater
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- All righty everyone, are you excited for another exciting episode of Rock Rind? Welcome back everyone, sorry we had a missing episode because Thurse's dick was bleeding. Anyway, I'm so glad everyone's- All right, all right, roll it back, roll it back. Thank you. I like someone giving me 500 bits of that exact statement. Good timing, Chad. I think we've all learned a valuable lesson. Do not tell Zoran any of your important medical decisions. He cannot be trusted with medical confidentiality. All right, Chad, I got good news. Thurston had a kidney stone, now it's gone. That's the joke. We're moving on. Hooray. Yay. But of course, our amazing interpersonal- He's not right. He's not right. Okay. As I clench everyone's interpersonal information and spread it across the internet, we'll go down the line of the victims, starting off with Odo Roshi. Hello, it's me, Odo. Um, I am very excited for more of Zoran's HIPAA violations today. I'm playing- I write that down. I write that down. Write that down. Write that down. I am playing Vali, the sylph swashbuckler. I'm blue dubbidi dubbidi and I'm ready to explode. Is it swash or swash? More like slosh to buckler. Swash. You gotta put the emphasis on the W. Fucking got it. Because that's where you get the panache. The panache. The panache. The ever towering. The ever floral. The panache. Hulkie Crow. That's me, I'm Hulkie Crow, working overtime to cover Zoran's ass for all these fucking HIPAA violations. And today, I will be playing the Kanrasu Cleric Rahua, as I always do. Of course, the one who's gonna have the element for all of our Game Master's needs is Arendelle. Hi, I'm playing as Baldrick. He's a human alchemist. I'm here today. We've been here two weeks from now. But now we're here. We're back. How's it going? Yeah. Next guy. Go. We're back. This is the ever magical, the ever swashbuckling speaker. Hello. I'm Speaker D. I revolutionize so you don't have to. Have you ever wanted to play a level seven Magus in a Pathfinder game? Well, I know what it's like because I play Tanhauser, the Android Magus. And the Nostalgia Critic bit is losing steam. A bad credit card. All right. Next. And of course, we have our illustrious, illustrious gonna fucking get me back game master, Thurston Hillman. I quit. Hello, everybody. It's good to be back. Thanks for all the well wishes for people who heard about my, my, uh, my weak. Fuck you, Sarge. You know, I'm just playing a goddamn game. We're off to a bad start. Man, this is where we get TPK'd. And I think we'd have earned it. I haven't done shit. What are you talking about? You put the stones there. Of course, I am the reason for everyone's downfall. I am your host. I am the host and the one playing the strict steward, Oren, who has constant PTSD simulators going. Yep. As one does. Very good. Of course, it's been a while. What adventure do you have for us today? Well, um, previously on Rotgrind, I don't know. Then we like cut to like Tanhauser and Baldrick in the swamp, like there's a bomb. We have to set up the bomb. Okay. So basically Thurston, do you want to, do you want to leave it to a player to perhaps do it in exchange for a hero quest point? Oh, oh, it's almost like for this session. People really want this hero quest points. I would absolutely. I am. No, no, no. I'm not doing it. I want to sit back and relax. Someone else. Oh, okay. As I look and see. Well, you're the only one without a hero point. Yeah. I don't need it. I spent it already. I can't do it because I, I've edited all the stuff. So I'm cheating. I can fucking try. If I fail, I don't get a hero point. I don't know. No. I love, I love her until it's like, okay, we can get a hero point. You know, so much of this recap. Everyone's like, I don't fucking know what happened last time. Shit. I recall what happened. My detail. It might be a bit fuzzy. Might need something to jog my memory. A hero point. Yeah. I spent a hero point of mine to make me give you the recap. Just going. I just want to go back and forth. Like that bit from Naked Gun. Here's a 20 for you. I hate this. We're not getting it. We're getting nowhere. Slowly. Grind away. If I recall last session, the party was still within the Kaibu. We had a wonderful father-son bonding moment between Orrin and Tannhauser in which Tannhauser used his revolutionary persuasion skills to acquire and test out a bow. Cristened Taxes, I believe. I'm not sure that was Orrin or Tannhauser who named that. Who do you think? Who do you fucking think? Mysterious. Who would name a bow Taxes? Who would possibly do this? I also like that for that thing though, real quick, that that whole thing was literally Orrin wanted a bow and then Tannhauser was the only one who used it. I went to that whole bit and was like, oh yeah, here's your bow. Okay, bye. The funniest part about that to me is that I had a whole lamentation about Taxes or, you know, and everything. And then he goes, it's called Taxes. And just out of character, I'm sitting there as if I'm holding a bow going, all right, asshole. All right, fuck you then. After the shenanigans at the Kaibu, the party eventually set out down the road to locate the missing caravan. Upon coming across the ruins of a burned out camp, came across one Dudriller guilt grip, barely clinging to life, but seeming to be the only one remaining of the B-Team party. Other members scattered and missing. Upon recollecting the events as best he could, the party continued onwards. Eventually, after questioning Dudriller upon his dubious circumstances of why he's there and, well, his existence in general, they parted ways and headed towards the encampment scene two episodes prior with the B-Team. Coming across a number of presumed children of the Blaze congregants set up around a camp, was beginning an ambush of this motley crew before them. Going so far as to, really, I guess, commit domestic terrorism as par for the course of the party, with frogs and satchel charges all around the camp. Finally. But all is not indeed well in the swamps, and it's anyone's guess as to if this will actually play out. Yay! Yay! Yay! That's been critical. Well, I don't believe you did. Objectively, you did. I mean, like, mostly just, you know, we ended with, yeah, the frog bomb plan. Objectively, the funniest thing we could do. Yeah, objectively. Um, and then it turned out Pictor and Squelchfoot could cast invisibility, uh, which Pictor did cast invisibility on Oren, giving, uh, Oren, frog Oren with coring charges, um, a good, a good situation. To sort of recap where we're at, um, you all are sort of surrounding this encampment to the northeast, there's sort of deep, deep water, which are kind of like circling through around towards this one shack that's on top of the shattered stonework here. Uh, elements of the children of the blaze are maneuvering around. There's various agents and what you assume are spell casters that have the air crackling around them. And then even some gnolls, uh, pair of gnolls that have, uh, also wandered around with their eyes, you know, weeping out ash. Uh, and as we left, uh, yeah, Oren, you are sort of, um, deep, deep, uh, or remaining behind where your group had met up, uh, to plan and strategize. And we're going to go out and begin planting coring bombs with the rest of your allies that slowly moved up in a group. Um, we're gonna get this started, um, I suspect, uh, with Oren, um, you have your coring charges on you. What, what are you going to do, invisible and as a frog? Explode! I'm gonna spend an airs declaration for the rest of the party to sing frog eater for me. Cadence of snake eater. This is not a birthday party. Yes. Yeah. Not. Follow what a tree. Don't. As I'm slipping, slorping about, just... Whoever sings it, whoever sings it, I'll give a hero point to. I'm just saying. I hate this family. Some days, you blow up a tree frog. I've fallen in the cell. The way, you see new land. Alright, that's all you're getting. I play my grind. Hey, Peter! Hulkie, I'm really impressed by your falsetto. I gotta give you a, gotta give you a round of applause for that one. Oh, thank you. Okay, is he gonna blow up? Where's my hero point? He's like, where's my shit? Just... Alright, Thurston. I have... Blow up Zoran now, please. Thank you. Well, okay. So, Oren, what are you doing, invisible frog man? I am, uh... I actually happen to look up the stats of frug. See if it gives me anything. Here, chat, you can look with me. Just remember the notes that you are currently in the form of a groggin frog, which is a frog that has ingested steroids its whole life. And as a note that I have from our last session, which you yourself established as lore... Thank God you remember. I forgot all about the frog. They have, uh... Well, you're gonna regret this, cause you're really good at tonguing. That was something you said you did in our last session. Oh, hell yeah! Let's see. I get no bonuses to, uh, Thal, so this would suck. Oh, but you're invisible. Yeah, for now. Just, Thurndale, just, uh-huh. Uh, I'm wishing, I'm wishing the, the Stal. I think we agreed on pretty much the left to right bridges. So I need to get over this bridge all the way far off, which... Okay. Uh, I would like to begin by diving under the water as much as I can. And I'm just kind of like humming to myself slightly just... Frog eater! I'm just like... Just going through. We, we, we suggested this and that bridge. Uh, the very top, very top right? This one and then the, this one up here. Yeah, because... Okay, okay. It doesn't matter if we bust this one. Okay. Yeah, it doesn't matter if we break this one. We just need to stop them from grouping up over here. How would you like me to proceed? Thirsty, you want me to just do three action bits and then roll stuff first and then that? Yeah, let's, let's... Yeah, so you know what? I think, I think to, to keep all of our respective, um, sanities here. Um, I think what we should do... You're playing a rock, right? I'm just gonna... Yeah, I know. All of our respective sanities. I am going to get everyone here, um, to... For purposes of this, you know, some of you are, I think, mostly stealthing. But, you know, those of you who aren't necessarily good at stealth might use perception. I think I'm gonna get you to roll some initiative here. And we'll do this in, in combat tactical time, just because it'll be pretty important. Yeah, I'll write a guess. Mm-hmm. Stealth... Just tell me whenever you're ready. Yeah, you can all, you can all go in. Just remember to roll it as initiative. I'll get everyone to do it at the same time. And then also at the same time, I'm gonna roll just like a... Would my, uh... Metric pile of dice. Would my, uh... Uh, stealth initiative, yeah? Uh, initi- yeah, stealth initiative or perception, whatever you wanna use. Would my incredible initiative, uh, feat be applied here or no? Natural 20. Uh, let me take a look at the wording of your cool feat, sir, and then I will let you know, I'm fairly sure. I mean, it gives me a plus 5. Yeah, yeah, yeah, absolutely you do. Yeah, absolutely, this will apply. Yeah, yeah, absolutely. I roll... 26. 26. Okay. Oh, well, will my feather step help me at all here? I can step into difficult terrain and if I... That... That will be very important here, yes. Based. Yes. Okay. Um... All right, so I'm going to, uh, start the encounter, uh, I'm going to start the encounter and assume everyone's just delaying until Oren goes. Correct. Correct. All right, which is really good because, like, Oren's like... Yeah, I'm forever away. Second last. All right, Oren. Here you go. This, uh... Put everyone's icon here. Just... I take over the... All right. Yay. I'm going to move, uh... All three of my moves. I'm going to slosh over behind this rock here. Okay. Actually, what I'll do... Just to keep everything ultra-style. I see there's some lily pads here. You can tell to tell, I'm going to use her map assets. She put a little lily pad. Look at... Oh, shit. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. Yeah. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. You can tell to tell. I'm going to use her map assets. She put a little lily pad. Look at... Oh, shit. Yeah. Yeah. I'm going to... I'm going to go... Right there. And I would like to use the action hide. Technically already hidden because of stealth. I don't think that affected me. Okay. You wanna go there and then make a stealthy stealth? yeah pretty much held up behind cover if the creature could see you I'm already hidden I'm good okay I'm gonna go here and keep an eye out as much as I'm gonna rush up there and make it quick gotta make sure the mission doesn't get jeopardized can I see the party and can they see my little frog eye well you're invisible right now my bit is gone wow no bit time to play the game kills you so like you turn around and you're like why aren't they reacting to me oh I must be so stealthy fuck anything snurchous mission alright so I've heard just go up there all three of my actions that'll be the okay and then everyone will delay again not me oh okay okay fine then we will we will continue on Tannhauser here you go move up a little bit and this water here this would be difficult terrain right yeah basically anything once you get outside of like this foresty area is gonna be difficult okay I'm going to look at Vali now Vali this mission is all for your benefit and so to that end I'm going to make sure that when the time comes you will absolutely be able to make it to your destination uh I'm going to lay my hand on her shoulder actualize my internal quantum energies and cast freedom of movement on Vali for the next 10 minutes uh Vali uh cannot be uh immobilized grabbed or restrained and ignores all effects that would give circumstantial penalties to their speed oh nice your nanomachines feel really funny thanks Tanny you're welcome you are currently dancing between 12 realities at once no force can hold you but you can't walk through walls for some reason also oh well damn it uh never mind I take it back since I can't walk through walls this sucks you know if we weren't being stealthy I might be yelling right now but the mission takes priority gotcha that's my action uh okay as a free thing can I speak to Vali? yeah uh so yeah you can look like you can morally get across this smuck now right? yep so once we actually blow these things we're probably going to want to check out what's in that damn building because if it's more of them it'd be good to at least know that and maybe you could deal with them or something to that end right well if there are only I don't know I could take 20 guys I'll let you know in a fight right? yeah Rahua beats the fuck out of here I'm going to fucking kill you you have to be on shit fuck I'm quoting Twitter you don't are you? don't god damn it anyway I'm going to use my free action to drown Baldrick oh okay I resist using my my shoes Rahua save me are you doing anything? uh no Rahua's not going to fucking do anything Rahua's going to move further down the swamp why are we like this? why are you people doing this? we're fucking we're trying to kill them right now what is this change of heart? fuck you I'm leaving no he's gone have fun have fun getting healed asshole wait wait Rahua it was just a bit Rahua the dice landed right on Rahua very epic crushing him Baldrick what did I miss? oh don't worry Chad nothing Baldrick you're up yeah am I? are you going to do anything? I'm assuming I have the detonator for these funny things that we've hooked up with copper wire prestidigitation to do existence out of I believe your plan was to have um was to was to have Tanhauser cast electric arc on the wire okay so I need to be probably need to be next to him for that since everyone moved so move uh I'm also gonna probably well if Vali's actually going over to the island with that speed boost that she has now or the ability to actually move through water uh can I pass Vali and Alchemist's fire so she can set the building on fire if it's all the bad guys yeah okay I'd do that I'm gonna remove one from my inventory now okay one sec I'll just drag it over to her what kind of Alchemist's fire you have a bomb now yes I have five now I will I will add this to Vali's inventory yeah a moderate I'm assuming yeah it's a moderate no Thurston a lesser look look I you know you just might not trust her without chemicals and be like here have this one yes Thurston I want my teammates to do as little damage as possible good all right you passed I already bundled the coring charges together so I'm out of them now so we're done with that okay cool Vali now has a bomb yeah just when you get up there you can look in the building or whatever the hell while everyone's distracted see if anyone useful is inside and if it's full of bastards well you know Vali gotcha all right well now that I've been super buffed I'm gonna do my damnedest to go ahead and start sloshing through the muck while Oren is setting shit up sure and so with freedom of movement do I just move as normal through difficult terrain yeah you're not impeded by it at all hell yeah probably for the duration of the fight without panache that is 35 feet um I don't suppose I could do a quick backflip as a reaction I mean you could um no make it to the tree and hide yeah I'm gonna kind of try to circle around kind of this away because there is a door back there yeah uh so 35 feet would take me here yeah um that's my first action my second action uh now is when I need to be really stealthy uh would I take a movement penalty for stealthiness uh okay so in this case what you're what you're looking to do is like move like moving well while stealthing essentially um so that would be this sneak action which is you stride up to half your speed um and if you're like undetected uh by a creature and it's impossible for that creature to observe um so essentially you can like you can do that now how that works is at the end of your movement I would roll a secret check I'm gonna just let you roll it but generally the GM would roll it secretly and be like compare it to like the perception DC of a creature so basically you're gonna roll a like a stealthy check at moving half speed and then you'll compare it to like the perception DC of like the creatures nearby probably just this person up up here gotcha all right uh let's roll them bones not the worst that's a 24 okay um so one of the cool things technically here um you're you're in this like water which does give you you know like a modicum of cover so it actually like it actually makes you even more stealthy so it's I'm gonna give you a plus two circumstance bonus on that which is still like um enough for a very very solid success it's cause I'm blue yeah um so you're undetected and you remain undetected so you can keep like yeah you can keep basically you could move half your speed so you can move like another 35 feet and remain hidden okay uh indeed I believe that is what I will do okay uh one thing to note and I'll just kind of mark it out on the map here cause it is a bit important um if you notice like kind of this divider here that's where it starts going into like deep water oh okay yeah so just just keep that in mind when you're moving about do you want to go for a swim a swim oh I'll swim uh I'm gonna get up here with the rest of my movement yeah sure so you continue kind of keeping yourself right to the side of sort of the deeper water this large rock that's coming out of it and then using one of the sort of decayed trees here that's standing a smaller one to give yourself some cover all right perfecto from volley okay very good very good very good and my turn and my turn in defense mode pick turn squelch foots go picture picture and screams loudly ruining our stealth everything just the whole there's playing this whole thing okay we inspire no picture picture sort of like looks you know back and forth eagerly from tannhauser to baldric just like nodding like yeah yeah we got this right got this yes friggin hope so got it okay okay okay and that's his action he just is like psyching himself up uh frog eater orin please your go so so you know volley you well you wouldn't have actually seen because volley is so stealthy but like you you psychically know that volley and your allies are starting to make their moves thurston i want to say this real quick i think it's immensely funny that we just have tannhauser literally pointing his finger with like little bits of electricity coming off of it baldric is holding two wires together like inches like an inch apart from each other and pick turn is like right next to the two of them just going yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah he just wants to contribute he's just glad to be here yeah invisifrog um as you're as you you go you're kind of up against this like stone section it doesn't rise out a lot so you see one of the gnolls that's um standing you know on the more solid rock sort of pacing about as you get closer to this hyena faced creature uh you can tell that they're looking around even though their eyes seem to be you know seem to be like weeping out embers or ashes uh and you know otherwise are somewhat like milky you know what are you doing well knowing that uh with with Oren's experience out of nature characters that that gnoll probably has a scent section uh but probably be mixed in with all the swamp going on really smell me if I get too on this going on pretty confident I can get up to this bridge still uh as I'm here I can I can kind of as you said I can kind of see him a little they seem to be looking up to the north or the south they seem to be uh kind of like cone wise looking south so you know like if I had to give them a like vision type thing it would kind of be like that like kind of that direction okay so it's or or kind of come up to the bridge so do you want me to be like on top of the bridge to the side on the grid your choice where you want would you this is up to you you tell me I'm asking you by your definition is near the bridge I mean like adjacent to it's fine okay so one action going rib rib rib rib rib rib rib and then he gets up and for the last of my actions I like to set the coring charge on yeah absolutely all right I got one down and I kind of thumbs up for approval but realize I'm visible again and go oh oh oh how many actions was it to set the charge two it's it's two actions to set them that'll be the end of my turn okay um sec oh jackie do me a huge favor could you make nothing but frog and puns by your time just just like just that entirely please please we need this posting jabroni mike slam hog in the chat hmm concerns I have them um one sec I'm I'm going to find something here because I think it is important uh to place down I need a thing but in the meantime as uh with that done Oren we cut to Tanhauser you're you're back up indeed uh I am going to cast another spell okay uh but first I'm going to activate laughing shadow just because I expect combat for the duration is up um okay so that has to let me double check that when does laughing shadow expire is it a minute or ten uh let me let me pull it up here so you have to be in arcade cascade so you're most recent so you'd have to cast a spell first I did cast a spell that's right you did oh yeah okay haha you did with freedom yeah um so you cast spell um and yeah that so you're you're you just get that as part of your like arcane cascade um and I think that just sticks on you yeah oh okay cool well in that case um yeah it's a stance so it's just like it's sticking on you for right now well knowing that we're about to fight the children of the please and that they're quite fond of fire I'm going to cast resist energy on myself um and I'm going to of course choose fire damage and gain resistance five against fire damage cool nice and uh that's the end of my buffing kick yeah rahua the boy i i am going to cast vital beacon actually azra who is like jassy you want to call that splays apart inky black star stuff seeps out into the surrounding area before dissipating a short distance from him uh if you do need to get healed at all all you have to do is just reach up and give your old friend a hand he's actually gonna move up a lot closer to vali because he doesn't want her to fucking die well it's happened before we're gonna try and prevent it from happening again i'm gonna pocket medic you yay if anybody see coming in you can actually just recreate the return to slab bit anyway just imagine this dark swamp or who are coming in alien looking creature he could just look like a tree he's just a tree i'm i'm just a little guy he's a tree what is this alien thing i mean it's a walking tree yeah but it's not a walking tree if you stand still what is this ridley scott's alien looking thing so zorden goes into a forest and just starts screaming don't you it's true yeah you do anything nils hulkster uh no i'm just using as many actions as i can to start moving towards valley remember the water is difficult terrain so it's half movement that's okay okay um and then baldric uh baldric is i have nothing left to do i've checked my feats i've done everything that i really can i looked at the actions i can take uh baldric is literally just standing there tapping the two wires together knowing that they are not charged yet so it's just kind of like you know just i'm waiting he's he's waiting oh don't worry picturn is looking at you and just nodding just good um all right new round i guess well it's off to volley now all right well um getting a good look at this building um from this distance can i see if there are any windows or anything that i can peer inside so as you approach you can see that there's two sconces that are um outside of the building um it looks like it's made of some kind of like alchemically lacquered wood uh there are no windows to speak of there are simply two doors that have been set up on this thing uh one to the sort of southeast and then one to the northeast it's kind of this like weird angled l-shape building yes how shitty does the shotgun shack look it's look don't judge the shotgun shack i'm asking i'm asking how are there like any big gaps in it i'm approaching the killer shack uh no no no the the shack actually looks you know like fairly sturdy of all the like wooden things here it looks like this is the one that has had the most effort put into it what the fuck why whatever all right i'm not a bandit in which case i'm going to use my movement to get well i guess i'd have to use my first two actions to get kind of right up next to the door um kind of pressing myself over here and i'm going to lean against it and just listen inside uh give me a perception check give me a perception check kind of keeping an eye out on everyone as well for my sign to burst in uh perception there she is oh boy oh do i hear a point that oh i've got two thank you chat i'm gonna i'm gonna re-roll that please you got a two she got a two chat so that's only a 13 yeah yeah all right i'm gonna i'm gonna re-roll that shit oh i saw the one and i almost shat my pants well it's slightly better so it's at least above a 15 you all you hear is like just just coming slightly through the wood some frenchman laughing do i recognize this french lilt you do how could you forget how could you forget the person who led to your first death you son of a bitch i've got a i've got a hand on the door the doorknob can i tell with an 18 probably not but do i have a rough estimate of how many people are inside no no you don't perception check yeah right okay well as you mutter under your breath to yourself you do not have a good idea just the just the all right i am readying my gun i'm readying my rapier i'm i'm readying my my my fucking ak anything to take this man down yeah i've got a rocket launcher for you all right okay that'll have to be my turn i'm what i'm having to wonder if that perception check you just made thurston was for initiative or because you're having him listen who knows it's interesting i hate it when the game master doesn't tell me what he's doing i hate when the game master does things we should do it yeah work with the game master own game anyway oh wait before we move on thurston i have a question okay okay i apologize rewind time there's a bunch of i mean just for the sake of uh holding actions and stuff there's a bunch of fire around here right this is the children of the blaze that's a pretty strong assumption right yeah yeah yeah uh bull would you say my canister of very flammable alcohol is give me a will save a will save yeah i i don't know why that would particularly oh wait i understand for flammable alcohol you have an alchemist fire that is true oh that's a three i i definitely drank this all at camp last night it's very empty voli's just like oh god damn it not again i'll have to use the fire bomb i'll have to use the alchemist fire no but that's the thing i could throw alcohol on him and then throw fire at him i could blood board his ass you know when you throw the oil pot and then you get the fire fire i don't know i don't know about that one anyway thank you thirst and i'm moving on yeah yeah we got this yeah this is gonna be great this is teamwork yeah uh that's picture in section uh orin you're up great finishing that one orin will over to next one we'll take you say it takes two actions but it'll take me uh two to get over there uh unless hold up how far is that they'll get me up to that and i can't do anything else that well yeah yeah so hmm well okay okay okay you could move there i'm not good on top of that okay okay thirst and i want to ask since he is one action away and he's not really planning on moving anywhere could you have him start doing that and just not be able to do anything until he finishes the action yeah like he could he could essentially start the process i'd allow you to split it up so you could use that one action to like pull it out and start start setting the charge i'm planting the bomb i'll do that the bomb is being planted planting the bomb uh sir the bomb when where's the bomb where's the bomb where's the bomb where's the bomb that's not good and hauser you're up doorstock ten hauser mania bro um i'm wondering if it's wise for me to cast a haste while we're waiting for the bombs to finish being set up i'm going to be casting it on you i presume right yeah me me it's all about me all i need is the duration of one minute yeah well how many rounds would that be like 10 10 10 that wouldn't be bad no no that's yeah it's not horrible yeah yeah we're we're not gonna be uh yeah it's not gonna take 10 we're not gonna make it no we're not gonna make it we're all gonna die yeah go ahead and cast it on yourself because i all i need to do is cast shocking grasp on this one it comes time to blow it up so yeah i was gonna just use uh electric arc whatever works yeah something electrical all right cool i'll cast haste upon myself and uh just continue waiting okay all right by the way for your laughing shadow thing you can actually put that on your token and apply the resistance oh no way really yeah a lot of that yeah a lot of that stuff just double check if you can't can't then i'll give it a shot yeah probably can i assume yeah um okay rahua you're up who is going to continue moving up because i guess i'm going to stride and try sorry i'm going to spend all of my actions to get as close to volley as oh boy is sulky cutting out for people am i cutting out i'm a little quiet that's a little unfortunate i'm going to spend all my actions to get as close to volley as i can difficult terrain that's half don't forget you gotta be stealthy jimbo okay that would that would half your that would half your movement again so to stealth you're only moving a quarter movement through this stuff oh my god you go there maybe this is not the best course of action perhaps not perhaps volley is going to die again well if volley gets in trouble she could just run back because like she's not impeded by the muck yeah does really would just like take a step out go oh yeah this is a bad idea good luck volley bye all you have to do is kind of all you have to do is kind of meet her halfway so that way you're not so far away is going to be very difficult to do you just need to make sure she doesn't have to try to run 105 feet to get to you honestly since i can move 35 feet per move i move uh uh this i can move pretty much that in a turn i'm going off the assumption that you are spending an action to open the door and then someone proceeds to hit you with an alpha strike and then it's like all right you need to run that's fair we'll just uh we'll do exactly that actually i'm sorry i'm going to manifest my soulforged armaments i might as well get that done okay so i'll have those up all right and i'm gonna go back on land i'm just gonna i'm gonna stay here hello i'm back hello again yeah so that's that that's a lot of mug out there i don't i don't really move that well through through swamp water that deep and also being stealthy so i mean if she dies she dies you know the risks look you are what passes for a medical professional among us we do not need you saying that sort of thing that's right the only other person here who's got any kind of healing is oh yeah in my medical professional opinion this was a very bad move look she can run if she needs to just make sure that you make enough of a distraction that she doesn't get shot at oh i can do that i can do that very well but uh perhaps later not right now i'm ending my turn now baldrick you're up baldrick is again kind of just nervously and anxiously tapping the uh the two copper wires together he's kind of mulling over the last time he had to set up a large explosive setup like this so it's uh last time he did this it went perfectly fine so you know in theory this should be better except this isn't a swamp yeah and then of course you have picture and helping you be like yeah yeah yeah yeah that's not helping things last time he last time he did last time he did this he was by himself yeah yeah get hype get hype yeah he didn't have he didn't have a little munchkin next to him like hyping him up to set up like a kaboom yeah yeah volley all right um so the kaboom's about to happen uh am i getting the thumbs up from the crew to swing open the door and see what's going on uh well i mean uh well there's a couple questions i have here for you my friend regarding this situation um first of all um you know your your main group is currently has no illumination where they are oh dear um so it's kind of difficult to see them as they're you know shrouded by tree cover and whatnot second of all um i don't know i i believe oran the frog eater is being fairly discreet with the bomb placement so i don't think the group really knows what the signal is yet for uh all the bombs are planted the signal is oran gets back to us so i don't blow him up all right so in that case should i pass my turn and just wait for the boom or do i swing in now i mean it's what what what is volley gonna do in this situation i thought we planned this we did the plan was you go up there and wait for the kaboom you will wait until the kaboom that was what i was clarifying waiting for the kaboom i know i didn't want to thirst was making it seem like we can't discuss this right now because no no no no you absolutely can i'm just saying like what is volley going to do yeah uh in that case i am going to continue stealthing i'm going to keep listening at the door and i'm waiting for the kaboom which is my signal you can't miss that unless you're deaf exactly i feel like you're missing out on prime backflipping time but sure yeah exactly the stealthiest thing to do right now is a backflip you're right stealth backflip it's the most responsible thing to do at the moment exactly you're gonna have to do that thing that leon does in the remake where the two chainsaws are coming directly for his neck so instead of like just backing away from the wall you'd like run up and do a backflip exactly exactly yeah no i'm gonna keep listening in at the door um just doing my damnedest uh i don't know if that's passing my turn or if you would like me to make a roll um you could give me a stealth check all right famous last words that's a 20 okay i'm good at stealth at least okay yeah you you continue to to keep quiet against the door and waiting for a signal from your allies yes indeed yeah all right we got this we got this y'all pick cut to picture yeah yeah yeah i believe yeah or in the frog if i've set all the charges i will you've set the second one yep wham on back do we land on a third one rip it on back so you have one action to finish and then two to shimmy on back yeah heading over all the way to here are you wanting to get further away are you gonna give the signal or i can't do anything else actions i mean free action to talk or shout or whatever or you know croak really loud you could like yeah like obviously you could do some kind of thing or pretty much is very loud see if anyone picks up on it or not or it's like do we have to roll something for that i mean if he's like if he's being obvious like he could like make some kind of sound again like you planned this i know i'm asking you thurston well yes but what i mean is is like he could have a signal you could have agreed on like you probably had a signal that was like is oh yeah my signal my idea was to wait until he was in safety before i blew it up because if he's out in the middle of the open and we blow it up and ruin his stealth then we just leave orrin in the middle of the crossfire or remember these these charges aren't like 30 foot explosions right like no i'm referring i'm referring to them these guys yes but orrin the frog is also still invisible because he hasn't taken a hostile action yeah i guess we could i guess we could go with that i'm cool like you can have him come back i'm just saying like you know then he's gonna have to spend actions to run back out there it's also the thought process of like do we just are we trying to get rid of the bridges or do we during battle that but activate it or how to attract people to do damage the objective of destroying the bridges was to give them less access to easy ground okay making them have to make more bad like maneuvers through the muck which would in theory make them more open for us to pick off in theory that depends on exactly what thurston has up in store for them because they could all have like fly for all i know we'll just have to figure that out when we get there precisely do you want to make the loud ribbit okie doke who's up okay um let me sorry okay tenhouser you hear big ribbit all right i think it's time it's time that's correct yeah i'm going to reach down to the wire and i'm going to cast electric arc baldrick passes you the two ends my hands glitter with green electricity and head straight to the copper wire you just kind of hear baldrick mutter to himself kaboom and with that you you you you set it off uh causing causing an immense explosion at both of the sites kablambo um which causes both of the bridges to to erupt in flame as the coring charges go off uh and then i don't know i'll let me let me do i didn't have any sound effects perhaps wait i have the sound board no no no i have the loud fucking explosion you asked for this chat hello can anyone hear me i can't hear anything anymore i got chenita hello chenita warriors attack all right i'm getting rid of your soundboard privileges on this server no i told you not to click it i can be trusted with the secrets of the universe now i gotta go in and fucking edit that shit so it doesn't blow people's ears out i'm never gonna do it again all right fantastic work everyone aldrick can you give can you roll me 4d8 please all right you got it holy shit uh how's a 20 okay so the gnoll closest takes 20 damage because in the prior episode as per my notes your narrative declaration was to also have the explosions be very big so they would have a solid effect um so the gnoll takes that much um this feller one up here uh no no i'll use the same one uh take takes 20 damage and then also has to make a reflex save because the rickety tower he's on probably collapses how to say thurston i don't mind rolling another one i'm okay with that uh you know um i'm gonna instead have you roll me a d8 because this guy's gonna fall off of like his destroyed tower and i need to figure out where he's gonna fly to all right he is flying direction one two three four five six oh okay so that's yeah one two three four five six seven yeah roll me a d6 three so despite the laws of physics not really working this way he's flung backwards um as like the explosion like of the tower yeah exactly and it kind of collapses and he struggles off and falls into into the muck there is a shout the tower is gone um along with that the force of the explosion like careens open the door of this place um and uh yeah so that was uh tannhauser that was your two actions you have one action remaining uh i have two actions remaining uh is electric art two actions to cast yeah yeah oh that's right you you're hasted yeah i'm gonna take out my grappling hook pointed at this tree and i'm gonna swing to it like spider-man oh give me an attack roll on the tree please you fucking got it boss oh please grappling hook do your job yeah holy yeah i did it i did it all right all right so yeah attack on tannhauser yeah um i've given i've given uh tannhauser panache i don't know how this will break the game but we'll find out all right so you you hit it um yeah okay okay so yeah you can look okay you rolled a 20 i'm not taking this away from you but also i just love you know you you can fire it out but to reload it you have to manually like turn the crane for a minute no i'll give you a fortune no no no thurston here's how that works the net 20 means that from the implosion effect of the explosive after it has exploded it is now being ripped towards yeah yeah there you go he's being pulled in by the vacuum yeah yeah it's just like do you say anything as you're flying through the air well quickened and having panache yeah absolutely i'm gonna land onto the tree stooped ready for combat then i'm going to rise up and i'm gonna call out children of the blaze prepare the revolution has come to this swamp oh no not this fuck again attack uh and uh can i maybe uh do some kind of sick ass uh demoralizing thing from that uh i gave you like 60 free fucking like if you want to do it all that'll be a narrative declaration that's okay that's okay okay and uh with my final action i will uh heroically uh shield and that's it it's heroically shield i will heroically duck uh well um with that um yeah uh the first of the like blaze fellers uh starts to rush um coming down to just gonna like run along here over to i'll put on a little more basically there um yeah and this like this blaze this member of the blaze comes running he's holding a hand crossbow uh tanhauser has now loudly proclaimed his presence um so obviously i'm gonna shoot him um as you do as as i absolutely do uh so a hand crossbow shot comes out towards you now i would certainly argue that i'm in some kind of cover uh you are but you also have to take the take cover action to benefit from oh do you yeah you have a lot of bonuses right now my man i and then i have the wings of an angel and also a demon and like you know mischief and mayhem my two excellent guns one shoots fire one shoots fire yeah so so you would get like okay so you do get a bonus uh but then like if you take cover you get like an extreme bonus so like in the tree in the tree you get but it's fairly like it's not like a heavy cover this tree i'm not i'm not not taking much of a conversation yeah but i'm missing anyway so you're fine so like a bolt goes whizzing by you as it is is fired by this and you hear this we're under attack from the from the east from the east all right all right all right uh oh sorry jamie just messaged me to say once again the party destroys my precious maps very good sorry jamie all right the prone one that has like fallen down um takes the takes an action to get up uh also is no longer 10 feet in here i should clarify um like clamber up to here and once again tries to like clambering up coughing spittling uh takes a shot with the hand crossbow that they had out actually no wouldn't have had it out because they would have been flown so it has to draw their hand crossbow so that's their action um guy got fucking guy got fucking exploded falls into the water and is now trying to figure out what's going on and some red guy screaming about shit yup um then i have this feller here who's gonna do like basically a double move down to here legend up to there once again sees man screaming in tree um and takes a shot with a hand crossbow that that will hit um that will but i rolled an 18 so you know that makes that makes some sense um all right so this will do to you 10 hauser uh eight points of damage as the arrow soul of the bolt slams into you what does the shield do for this uh it just increases my ac i think uh yeah you can um and shield block and you can shield block with it yeah but then you can't cast shield again like it basically prevents you from casting shield once it gets cracked so you can use the shield block reaction it has a hardness of five but once it ends you can't cast the spell again for 10 minutes so it's up to you if like that plus one ac is better or i'll wait to a more uh substantial attack before i consider that okay cool cool cool cool um so yeah like smacks into your side but uh that's about it for that uh let's see nothing there rahua you're up uh rahua is actually this might be something i have to call upon my narrative declaration for i would like to utilize the essence of majesty to call upon some sorcerers to ferry me over this impassable muck i need to get as close as i can to wear tan hauser in this poor hapless moop like a large collection of sorcerers come down just pick you up and you're t posing across the water that would be the most ideal pose for transportation it stands for t first of all first of all i fucking adore that i like make a terrain based impediment you're like a narrative declaration to ignore thurston's bullet shit really i approve it's a good way to use hero points second of all it's almost like i have a token ready for this oh good bird moment so i'll just uh you know it's like i think i can tactically move your like token i don't know is it like ult i forget which one it is is it shift i forget anyway you mount don't worry about looking in the middle just move it yeah you have to do a bunch of bullshit to get in the center yeah there you go discord ferry your king it's like like i i assume baldric can like pick turn turn and suddenly this like swarm of saucers flies past them as uh the the swarm sorter ferries you to this little islet here um and then the swarm dissipates uh flying off in other directions hoot hoot that's a lot of guys good fucking luck hoot hoot and they just like break off and like disappear understandable now thurston would that consume one of my actions to have summoned the swarm of saucers uh yeah i would count that as a move action yes okay i would like to use my remaining two actions to look at this man right here and look at what he possibly may once have been and i'm gonna cast an archic barrage and try and burn him to death oh okay like using the power of chaos so this poor person is yeeted deleted out of his tower lands in the muck hears someone shouting about revolution like crawls forward takes a shot misses and then turns to witness a t-posing tree man carried aloft by yeah okay sure we had a bad day go privately rolled some dice yeah oh sorry it's still on that one look at this i can reveal to everybody there we go uh yeah you're getting from us yeah no hiding sorry you can uh roll the dimaggio john dimaggio okay here it comes my bad it's 10 damage uh yes the blaze like guy staggers back as he takes damage from probably like rocks like just like rocks and debris breaking off of the stone you're on like hurtling out towards him peppering him as he's like very good very epic good job baldrick hey thurston yep i would like to withdraw from the people's loot an object yes i am going to withdraw the potion of flying oh god i've been waiting i've been waiting so long this is chat you have no idea i'm so proud like looking at their equipment and using it i'm like i'm a proud i was waiting for sound i you know what okay and that potion of flying was originally in there to fight the sawsaurus so it's like even better you're using it here so you you pull out the potion of flying and then i assume you quaff it yeah that'll be two actions i think right bam there you go uh so now that i am flying 40 how high does that put me in the air i'm assuming i'm just gliding though right well you can like yeah you can go up like basically you 40 feet of movement so you could fly 40 feet up or you could just like fly above the ground like 40 feet just hovering basically uh what the fuck is my throwing arm i forgot hang on gotta check my feet so i want to make sure i don't screw myself i think for you it's 30 feet i think yeah but i have far lobber too so yeah there we go far blobber so i will actually i will put myself 10 feet up and then 20 feet over or no 30 feet over so i'm gonna go there yeah totally yep and that'll be my that'll be my shit yeah it's like baldric comes flying uh there one more pretty sure right yes yeah all right very good very good so baldric comes flying god oh this muck i put you found ways to overcome it like you're you're you're smart tactical players yeah um okay well don't patronize us we will do something very mean to you if you continue to patronize we will do something very stupid in this game you will beat me up um okay all right i'm gonna remove the potion of flying no fuck all right we got that potion of flying boys glad we used it yeah okay well uh this guy like starts trudging through the muck from the far western uh area trudging through trying to to reach their allies like now the muck has turned against them um similar to their their friend who does the same thing just spends all their actions now trudging through muck volley you're up yay all right i heard my signal i heard the boom i'm going to spend my first action to kick this fucking door open bam oh oh there we go uh i'm going to see the man the myth the legend stands there staring at you um as you have as you have like bopped in the door he's fucking sitting in the thing by himself oh sorry and then also on the ground beside because i had to hide this token uh is is an unconscious victrix who process like turned and sees you enter uh the the elven uh roguelike swashbuckler um turns to you and well well well uh you have two actions left folly what are you gonna do i lived bitch uh i'm going to oh i don't have a straight shot at him with my gun yet so what i am going to do is i am going to use my action to tumble through him okay uh so let's let's give you an acrobatics yep oh my god i've been rolling terribly is that enough um not they will not be enough to gain you panache is that worth a hero point yeah i'll say it is yeah i think it is well that however will just be enough probably rolled a 24 for podcast 24 all right uh hello bitch boy okay as you step into this okay okay so you're going there yes okay okay so yeah as you step into there he like turns you have one action left yeah i'm going to stab him sure before you stab this is for there for thurston is victrix considered an ally because in that position she'll victrix is is currently on a bed unconscious so move victrix up one so it won't count as flat-footed at all to me oh can i not one sec one sec i can put it consider her hostile for the purposes of this yeah style yeah i don't know if it'll count for that but try it anyway oh yeah try it anyways i can set the thing so all right i'm gonna finish his ass uh putting on my confident finisher do it uh yep okay that is checked oh wait i have to uh uh can can you can you because you do not have panache panache uh i tumbled through oh that's right yeah yeah that's right yeah yeah all right my foolishness i did i did click the button i think it worked either that or it just yeah there you go you got it yeah i got you all right uh so let's once more stab him in the ass oh oh no all right that will hit that will hit yeah oh my god his ac is terrible correct this dude's like level two and i'm here unloading everything it's worth it what do you expect he he has low constitution he's an elf and he's french he's notoriously weak oh my god holy shit you don't get to play today was that minimum of everything it was like one one one two yeah you got one two in there yeah holy shit even your dice rolls okay hey thurston take your ten points of damage you son of a bitch thurston since you placed my character in there can i have vision oh yeah well you're unconscious so um you give volley vision when she's unconscious she's been unconscious more hey urnzil uh can you move a little closer to your window i'm trying to line up a shot oh sure all right you're gonna hit me there's no buildings nearby that's i wanted it at this exact moment i just wanted this exact moment for that truck to drive by just with odo in the trunk no scoped thurston do you mean the one that literally just drove by yes okay good um all right okay sorry had to give you one for free on guard pussy and i believe that's the end of your go that's my go okay you're gonna have so many people attacking us uh you hear uh you hear chanting to the south of you volley as the spell caster that was invisible turns visible and casts a spell at you uh can you give me a will save please i guess okay there we go there's my good roll that's a 30 uh and you just hear drop your weapon um in in common and as as it happens you you like manage to to hold on to your weapon without dropping it i'd prefer not to but you could drop yours you're awfully cute i'd hate to do something to your face um volley make a flirt check this art is very cute i like the children of the blaze yeah yeah here i will i will share this art as i also get the uh get the uh the spell casting um and then of course there is you know some uh some some some spell casting uh follow-up element there that is happening that i will say when i uh finish doing this okay there we go cool you know spell caster look at that spell caster with the cool staff and the and the stuff by s elliot very good look at that there you go sophie very good and then this this one who appeared all epically to try to make you drop your weapon which would have been great casts the same thing tenhuzer did and cast shield i appreciate you making her so girly pop s elliot very very very girl sophie's very good at making girly pop she's very good at this i like the standard issue pompadour the other one goes up to the flame makes some hand gestures and then moves closer across the surviving bridge uh the the the gnoll that was like hurled uh or not hurled but like hit by debris it now goes um having having turned turned over um sees what is happening here and will get me up to the edge of the rocks and look over at i think no no not not in range of that uh not in range of a lot of stuff that they could do which is which is very sad um craft i am out of range sound uh yes yes uh instead as they move up they begin to to move their hands also they are also no longer 10 feet up i don't know why oh it's the one under yeah that's why haha ignore that box okay um the the the gnoll begins like casting a a magic spell and conjures forth a spiritual weapon a dagger that uh appears next to tanhouser and attempts to actually no no appears next to oh okay yeah yeah now that i now that i think about this a bit more actually now that i think about this bit more one sec yeah okay yeah go right to right to rahua and it's like spiritual flaming dagger appears and begins to stab at you rahua that's very cute however it will miss because i only rolled a 21 it was it was dancing with that 20 that was it was there was dancing happening there oh all right that brings us to prance du shelf the gel come at me prance di giorno first of all prance uses one of his abilities can't we be de friends and then then he attempts to faint you not very good which will be a fail so you are not fainted valley what oh of course we can be friends prance come here come a little closer i don't believe you i failed my check i will just hit you with my blade this guy's great glad we killed yeah it was very cruel about holy crap i think it's 26 just hits you nimble dodge so one to do the feint one to do that and for his last move prance exits through the front door you son of a bitch and like gets to the destroyed bridge and stands at the end of it actually like they're like oh fuck hit this pants grab holy fuck holy fuck the shit the bridge it is gone and as he has this horrific realization and looks to see tanhauser spider-man squatting in the woods the the dis like discorporating flurry of burbs and um all of all of these things um yeah uh that causes him to stop his action and that is the end of his go um then this other guy goes like trumps in through the water and that's all of his go and then pick turn squelch foot is our second last person to go this round and pick turn our boy our our our amazing amazing boy yep i have to point out um i apologize to the 0.5% of the audience that's from france i had to go look at our analytics i'm like sorry sorry my apologies to the people of actual france i mean you no intent however i do mean malintent towards the french elf here if you happen to be a french elf in the audience i know who you are and we're coming for you you're french canadian we think you're a fairy tale so we don't know if you i play i play an elizen in final fantasy they're all french elves i don't know that is true they all sound freaking french i hope alphino becomes quebec just the whole place yeah he just turns into a landmass that's like how phil leotardo can turn into a house okay and then then pictor and squelch foot moves to the edge of the water bagpipes at the ready and begins playing um and uh yeah yeah uh that will be a thing oh come on i've gotta have gotta gotta find a cool thing for him i don't know is this like gonna work yeah anyways he begins uh inspiring and i will get those effects on all of you because you know hey it's what he does um okay cool and then that leaves us with oran okay so if i remember correctly uh for shape shifting i can just no longer maintain it and just it just goes away uh yeah i believe this is the sustained thing yeah yeah so i won't be sustaining it anything so boosh i am no longer a frog i am now just chilling in the water which i i strix origin and stuff i'm a short or line one so and then i have underwater marauders defeat so i'm pretty good he's just trying to trying to put in spark courage and everyone no no i was just trying to see who was actually in the burst oh yeah yeah yeah yeah cool it's over that or we'll do we'll do that and he'll spend one action let's see he's going to spend one action so bad i can't i potentially can't yeah i want to spend one action to cast jump oh and it takes one action to do so your legs surge with strength ready to leap high and far you jump 30 feet in any direction without touching the ground you must land on the space of solid ground within 30 feet of you or else you fall next action and uh i basically like by beginning a frog form boing but then i go back to normal as oran and i land uh pretty much right behind this guy just yeah pow just pretty much land on the ground and then for the my final two actions i'm going to cast dinosaur form and i'm going to become my tyrannosaurus rex this guy is having the worst fucking day and i think i'm still invisible so you are because because turning into a t-rex is actually not a hostile action so he's being attacked by lip biscuit lip biscuit all right the power of new metal surge is through you warren the undertale keeps cutting out right i don't know why i don't know why yeah i'm literally looking at my audio levels going it's not cut out once i go back to the vaud and do not ever hear cut out i think people are losing their minds is or in the last one it is and i think this is where we should take our break as the invisibility rex and then we will see what happens oh boy we're coming to round six let's go we'll be right back everyone see you in a bit yay and we're back i have i have i have just turned into a t-rex and for some reason the dumb transformation thing gave an error saying hey well guess what you can't do that you can't turn into a fucking t-rex what's wrong with you we don't allow that yeah it should say like personal token setting or something transformation thing and it says you walk to the missing user permissions if you're your token settings use file browse yeah so token permissions it doesn't whatever it's fine anyway we're back welcome back i think that was the end of my turn that was um hey hulky yeah you want to roll me damage absolutely let me hit you with that give me two seconds yeah and it was a crit so that wasn't the right person that's fine whack this all beam effect come out of the door there she goes well that's fine hulky activates this fucking particle beam yeah i was still targeting that one cool thank you thank you for that uh hulky welcome uh all of you who are engaged in the combat here a like resounding boom sound from the west followed by like a sharp scream from one of the the blaze members uh the one that you can kind of see trucking through the muck uh t-rex oran is the one who is the clearest line of sight to seem like stagger forward as something impacts his shoulder um all right tanhauser in the tree spider tanhauser you're up all righty then i am gonna do something a little spicy i'm going to run up to the edge of this tree would you assume this is the edge of the tree um sure okay and i am going to teleport utilizing my uh beautiful ability dimensional assault uh which will be half of my speed oh it even lets me teleport now that's so cute um here's the thing half of my speed should actually get me a little bit further than it's allowing me because i have haste as well as laughing shadow which makes half of my speed um rounding around like 25 would you say um 45 so round up round down up to you 20 25 you always round down to screw the player that's the rule that is true okay so i will teleport here okay okay well i'm just gonna hello just appearing in a conflux of geometry uh look over at our good friend to shelf debunk it's been a while to shelf uh and i am with my two remaining actions going to cast uh produce flame okay um and so i'm actually no i'm gonna cast electric arc okay uh and so i'm going to ask both of these beautiful people to make me cross will succeed okay and the spellcaster will also succeed but give me damage right yeah yeah no crit successes there so all right so seven i got it as like electricity or say discord corrupted all right sorry we talked over your whole moment that's fine it's not like i care or anything it's okay you can say you're not i come on it's hand script you could just read all right wake wake sincara i'll repeat the spot it seems your luck has run out as the electricity is still going through his system is he haunting while he dies oh wait i am gonna spend my hero point for something okay a narrative declaration okay my bolt of electricity my electric arc was so potent that it has electrified the door hinges and the doorknob making it incapable of being closed occurring oh wow miss he has a right ptsd i do yeah just to like what was it like the fourth section when i defeated all the speaker's plans with i closed the door yeah i'm melting i'm melting the hinges no longer closed so petty you are beautiful all right um down here um this this fellow this blaze agent who is by the destroyed bridge steps forward um and reloads as part of the step uh for one action uses another action to sort of like point and like get a sense of you uh rahua and um then uh takes a takes a shot against uh you rahua with the hand crossbow oh shit that's right here we go here we go i miss rift not very good uh because he missed me that's a physical ranged attack i'm gonna use a reaction so given that my soulforged shield is up uh just because it's up currently uh the arrow flying past rahua rahua similar to the previous encounter which this was actually relevant in reaches his hand back and sucks the arrow out of the air in like a little singularity and then extends his other arm towards the blaze member who just shot it at him and sends the arrow hurtling back towards him oh oh shit what ability is that that seems cool i think i just roll a d20 because it's just attempt to range strike yeah that one that's from uh that is soulforged soulforged yes yeah let me double check here oh it's it's base three so i don't think it's augmented by anything so oh well oh well a lack of a lass i think it might be but i'll double check that what was the name of that specific usage word again uh it is reflecting spirit i gain plus two status moments two ac against physical range attacks but enemies physical range attack you use reaction to immediately attempt to range strike against the attacker using the projectile that missed ah gotcha gotcha gotcha so you would oh that's an interesting one i i you would probably get like your level and stuff it'd still miss but like yeah you would actually get a regular strike cool cool cool all right um well that one is like staggers back as the bolt comes flying even though it smashes into the ground beside them um okay uh the one who's having the worst day ever is confident now but also has been barraged by you um so reloads the hand crossbow marks you and then also takes a shot at you ooh and will hit you yeah lovely okay so uh this will be uh however however that will do six and then i also do additional 1d8 of precision damage as he strikes you uh in the eye so i'm just gonna do this plus the four who was saying bitch as you take eight points from this like strike on you um like it seems really smug with himself as he's like fired it and holds it all badass um and then of course the audience is like the only one privy to the giant invisible t-rex behind him apologies if you can hear my loud ass cat purring uh a a elemental of fire bursts out from the bonfire at the center of the camp and begins like gleefully rushing towards the destroyed oh fuck you little man um that's um then this fellow here uh seeing his master in in danger like moves into the muck uh reloading the hand crossbow designating tanhauser as a target and then takes a shot with the hand crossbow and misses terribly uh as like the arrow goes and plunks into the side of the building and process like watch where you are the shooting um okay watch where you are the shooting that's right rahua you're up so i am oh you think you're so fucking smart do you shooting me in my eye i'll just watch you fucking laugh when i burn you into nothing uh anarchic barrage time okay yeah hit him again oh my god the temptation just wastes this man instantly but i need to i love that you're like i want to use my most powerful ability on this guy that there are clearly i'm using bone shaker on him shake his bones he is not deserving of something so extra silly what is 20 oh oh oh oh oh a 20 will hit him just okay phew adjust doing 18 damage woof he like staggers back from the continued barrage of incoming just like bolts striking him uh taking a breather is still still somewhat confident as he plans to be ready what's your third action gonna be uh my third action i am going to where is it in my inventory oh no oh no they're using their inventory chat help me it's like i gave them stuff i'm gonna beat your ass thurston you are actually right now so uh i'm going to invoke the essence of majesty's innate ability which is once per day uh treat one of my cantrips as a one action uh cast time and i'm going to use anarchic barrage on him again for my remaining action touche hey touche barrage this fool yeah do it blow him up blow him up beat him up that'll that'll just hit yeah give me jean dimaggio let me show you what real fire looks like okay okay okay damage you murder this man with like piercing like nails that come out from from the air around you and skewer him in the face causing him to retract and fall back dying his last sight being some strange ripple in the air above him that he will never know the dark truth of just how close to death he truly was until he dies then he dies then he knows knowing is half the battle baldrick you're up all righty i'm gonna make a 40-foot move right over there flying along the water yep i'm going to target the gnoll as the epicenter okay and i'm gonna throw a bomb do it up let me see here incoming la bomba draw and throw ba-boom see what happens throw it up oh yeah so a lack and a last no splash damage as it just goes completely wild and yeah there is a complication thank you oh oh boy you get to suffer thanks to people on patreon stop saying or i'll kick your ass complication oh if you want to make arendelle's day worse you too can go to patreon.com for declaration and uh you know and listen to more cringe singing singing and also see what you can do to affect the uh the party members themselves with your own complication results as thurston as you're hunting for one um i would just like to it was like what's balderick doing as he's slorping forward oh i've got one now okay oh this one i was giving him an rp prompt you can i appreciate it but this one's gonna lead into some rp prompt it's called ricochet ricochet your throne item bounces off the enemy and hits a different target one sec who submitted that complication thurston uh lord zero did thanks lord zero zero and now um so the the ricocheting uh can hit a grand total of i will say three people in this area it can hit this fellow next this fellow over here or fly all the way back at balderick representing balderick dropping it um one will be this person two will be this person three will be balderick and i will make uh erndale roll the 1d3 to determine who is struck it is one it is one all right uh so in that case what is the splash damage on it splash damage on the moderate alchemist fire if you click the damage button you'll get it all okay fine excellent enemy of math it's four it's four but then you also add your um my oh no until is it calculate that i don't think so yeah because it's that plus my intelligence modifier it's calculated splash plus four on there that's the damn it yeah bonus to hit those so uh actually it might it might be factored in there so yeah okay cool this deal's four then like that's not correct probably like five i think i don't know yeah i think it should um it should at the bottom there but yeah i'll i'll i'll figure it out but yeah you you do splash to both of them so light's a thing um okay in that case i'm going to uh do that again oh actually no it is four because it is your modifier not added plus so it is four okay cool okay fine yeah so i'm gonna throw another bomb at him yeah targeting the gnoll still yep cool using a grenade go another save oh no welcome guys i'm eating them up for you go on thurston holy fucking bingle oh i'm sorry i scared my cat sorry b sorry b b all right string theory this is appropriate it's in the moment it's a butterfly effect ahem this one is entitled woot woot when when the the pc's errant shot hits a local sawsorer or unknown but basically yeah it hits a local sawsorer the sawsorer makes one attack and then says hoot hoot i'll remember this so and then i'll just make an attack with a sawsorer we'll see how effective they are at this level of gameplay thurston i'm going to punch the sawsorer in the skull oh okay well do you have any actions left hey wait wait why are people blaming me for underl's bad luck do uh my dice rolls are that bad your bad luck has gone to him transfer does 25 hit you i think it does i have an ac of 25 so ah good the creature level one manages to hit you wait i'm flying does that give me any bonus ac no and does max damage that's fine it's a sawsorer hoot hoot i'll remember this as the like your bomb hits hits where the sawsorer was still in the air not actually cracking and exploding but like hitting it in the air causing it to fly off and it comes down and it brings its saw against the side of you hoot hoot and then he flies off one of the stragglers from the new king's retinue i ate all the uh the crit fails guys so yeah so so that's it hopefully that's the last one knock on you know no one else is allowed and this one is going to take all of their their actiony times to get just onto there this one is going to spend all of their actiony times to get up to the air trudging through muck and stone volley you're up oh boy muck and stone swamp dwarves all right um man they are in such a perfect line for me to take a big shot at them but i do say i have somebody who i could revive right here if she's unconscious hmm decisions you'll be adding another fighter to the business but you also have hate i have so much hatred in my heart uh i'm going to spend i'm gonna have to move to get next to her aren't i that's fine i'm going to uh move here and then i'm going to uncork an elixir of life and pour it into where i assume victrix's mouth is i'll pull her mask down a little bit i see some ugly fucked up looking chap lips oh girl i i pull i pull a thing of chapstick out of my bag too girl fix her up a bit yeah and i'm gonna pour the elixir of life in her mouth okay uh and then with my third action i am going to turn uh seeing this uh child of the blaze here and go hey could you move your head aside just a little bit and i'm going to take a shot at uh do shelf okay yeah give me an attack roll on your shelf please i would i would be delighted to uh wait where's the ranged button for this this one this one i think is the ranged button yes bang four you hit four yeah yeah seven damage he staggers as the bullet hits him oh where are you going where from from you okay how do you know to be shot it hurts it hurts okay um that's well all right you throw him the fucking healing thing at vick are we waiting until the end to have read it out to the oh should i go ahead and roll that oh wait one sec one sec um i've got vick actually in the thing i just need to uh do something here one sec vick was actually at the bottom yeah so that earned a b-teamer that's her yeah it's earned a b-teamer look the token is just that's 18 hit points for victrix okay wow i love that wow that's good that's good here we go okay she's about to get up like soda popinski does when you knock him down okay do you need help thurston or uh no i'm i'm just debating how i'm you know what no i know that process like after being shut so this lady walks out kind of going to the edge of the bridge it's a move action and then she's gonna cast a spell yeah that'll do that'll do oh fuck um magic yeah so i don't want to say that there was like some you know propheticness here but um can i uh get uh baldric rahua picturn and um the invisidinosaur to all give me reflex saves please you should be able to click the button as uh this this caster comes inside and immediately begins uh casting a fireball for rolls oran rolled a 19 and oh we got 25 i got a 32 in total i got a 28 i will uh i'll hear a point that actually i'll do a little here it's probably fair reflex is like the worst thing i have and i made it worse i know no i made it better and i made it better the 23 hell yeah yeah so everyone here succeeds except for uh baldric who critically succeeds so baldric takes no damage from the erupting fireball the rest of you he heard duxelph whining loud enough he knew to get away yeah um we'll take uh this will be nine i'll just apply it here so next time there's added a thing if you target the tokens you want to do yeah i know it'll do all the fancy shit for you i saw that but i'll still do my thing this way okay and the fireball goes off and explodes um then you hear but you're supposed to clear them out and look at the bucket dodged um i'm no longer invisible at that point right uh you you're still invisible you haven't taken hostile action yet yeah don't worry i'll i'll help sir and the other one comes and does the exact same thing motherfucker orn's just in admin mode right now you can see the flames roll over the model but it's not there yeah it's just wow here one sec here one sec i'm just gonna uh target all these tokens now that zern has explained and um you know i'll just uh here here we'll just let's put it in there again as i throw out my second fireball of the day um yeah they know how reflexes for all of them so i can click this button and then add mine sparker and then it gets all right i roll a 34 oh that's cool i see so right click that fireball thurston area and um with everyone rolling might be a bit difficult right click it and do pop out so you can manage it while the roll's gone and i'll hit a uh you did you re-roll to a natural one yeah but do you have zero points i don't think you do one from the recap one from the fun before but you can't remember remember you can't use zero points on natural ones that was our because there's going to be a complication too no it wasn't a natural one before it re-rolled to a natural one oh yeah yeah that oh good okay that's even funnier that's even better all right but bulgic and picture are unaffected unaffected y'all um yeah so for the damage you'll see it highlighted now on your end and you just click it it'll just do all the damage yeah yeah so you can see which one you want yeah so you'll see yeah oh that's cool yeah yeah yeah that's neat it's very very useful yeah okay so what i'll do here is i'll click on uh or well it's hard of course when i have a token selected i can't click on you because you're invisible to the token so uh or and you'll take that and then uh uh you will take 42 points of fire damage as the second fireball explodes oh great sting you um and or and you continue to take some some char and burn from all of this um that will be the second spellcaster um now i've got this gnoll here i do this it's sorry chat i understand the the the encounter tracker we have it's it's fucking huge right now so it's not a good way to fit it we'll take it over the entire screen don't worry it'll go down soon yeah all right so this gnoll begins trucking through the muck nope uh still not close enough so continues trucking through the muck towards rahua spending actually yeah all of their actions just gets them to there so that uh pros du shelf goes ross will make an acrobatics oh sorry an athletics check in this case sure oh he hopping oh he hopping right now oh he doesn't happen to you got three villain points he attempts to jump and lands in the muck and then spends his remaining actions to get out of the muck and like tries to get over here rushing away but then sees baldric and it's like oh no if any of you kill still do shelf i'll never forgive you look i'm a genius oh no we gotta have a conversation okay i have the perfect opportunity the predator this motherfucker like just like cloak goes away and i just go you know he killed volley that is true i was my plan was to literally hold off the rest so volley could get her revenge kill but thurston ruined that so we have an opportunity don't you fucking blame it i am blaming you you made that motherfucker jump across a gap i i hey chat chat i want chat i want you to understand zoran's logic du shelf is running past an invisible t-rex he cannot see zoran is blaming thurston for his inability to control himself exactly so all that shit was set up and volley could have got the revenge kill in the building could have a whole moment now i see i see a fucko in front of me and i have to make the i have to make the out of character moral decision of destroying him when one bite or letting him potentially get away because he's going to run the entire time so i'm going to ask you odo what would you like me to do i'll god what do you want also remember you have freedom of movement too yeah i do have freedom of movement so i i can chase this man uh i would say he is a low priority because he does not do very much damage i would say kill the mages because they're going to be chucking fireballs and all that i will i will let i will i'll he's yours i'm not going to touch thank you thank you my magnanimous friend still let him lead you on a five gen chase picture and continues advancing through the swamp which is like up to his chest while playing bagpipes marching like a soldier inspiring everyone but volley loops me around the killer shack that's on me that's right he should be dead by daylight he pallets you the entire way he pallets you by throwing rahua in your path new behavior is a new killer volley so she's blue the blue one i should have been looking this up the entire time i apologize i would like i would like to jump not via the spell but just by the action um which jump against an action your leg serves restrained through the leap higher and far you jump 30 no that's a spell god damn it it's the it's the long jump sorry my bad i was looking at the rules so i can do it a little bit more correctly you strive to make a horizontal leap across and attempt athletics check to increase the length you ever jumped it takes two actions for me to do this um my plan is to like whoosh past the shelf and um and what i'm wanting to do is make it become a giant target for everyone and i basically want to land here across the bridge where these threes are three are on this land space and then start just causing chaos hopefully they go oh shit it's a t-rex and come after me allow my friends to have more movement um yeah that's that's my plan so i would like to long jump that takes two actions uh yeah i think for if i really hear the dc for the athletics check is equal to the total distance and feet you're attempting to move during your leap so you need to cdc 20 check for leap of 20 feet so obviously i stride up and go i believe yeah okay so i'm going to make an athletics check correct yep i will get you we'll see how far it takes you okay i have an 18 athletics right now so hopefully that should be enough unless you roll a one i roll the two holy crap i'm going to hero i'm going to hero point that i'm gonna hero point that into a one wait you said you said you said you had 18 athletics yeah it says plus eight 18 so i don't know why i did plus 11 oh i think because it's not the dinosaur form isn't yeah so you passed it you passed it with a 21 yeah if you want to yeah for some reason it didn't do it it says pussy i work weird anyway yeah it would be 20 or over 20 is that okay i don't know how you rolled a minus five yeah really really confused there oh oh wait how far are you moving you want to move to like i want to get to here that's 40 it's like i'm basically moving like i stride and then i jump right uh yeah you'd 10 long jump okay yeah you stride then make a horizontally okay yeah you're good okay i arrived there and for my last action i want to look at this guy over to my right who i think shot at somebody at some point and i want to do the big crunch do the big crunch right and strength crunch is here actually no i'm trying to make sure i'm doing right plus 17 okay it's plus 17 there we go because our because of how transformation i have like strength and trained and all this other stuff like i could have got like a plus 28 so i'm like oh no but as i do so i just want the invisibility to like fade away stop that i wanted i wanted to like fade away and there's just a large war just comes out as i bite into this guy and i critically hit let's go i got a 32 total on 15 on the die and with that damage i i'm doing my jaw attack i roll a 2d12 got two two and a 10 on the die but all the pluses i do 42 points of damage to him oh spicy ouch just i'm just like just kind of like switching my head left and right and i and i look to all the others at the end of the attack another roar comes out just trying to be loud and obnoxious bubble and i do like that side jurassic park eye of the shelf and just do like the slight head moment of left and right like uh-uh it's a fucking jurassic park copyright i don't even know what that is my versimilitude oh that's the end of my turn ruining my versimilitude yeah okay well okay how about how about you coax yourself with the second character you get to play this combat oh boy i will cope cope i cope all right can you can you take her out of unconscious just because i can't fucking see her why can you not you should have access to her one sec sorry and now uh one sec foundry is seized up the sec one sec one sec tacking tacking tacking tacking tacking tacking tacking sorry sometimes it gets wonky if i have to jump between windows you should have access let me oh i know why oh no moment permissions you know it's like why am i not seeing any of the pcs oh yeah because i currently have saucer typed in as a filter um why are there no saucers in the where are they why is it like three things in here and they're all saucers yeah you should be the owner that yeah you absolutely should have ownership of this token uh oh it's no you should absolutely have ownership i don't have anything sorry no that's fair um is it because you have her unconscious no just prone so yeah i still can't see her oh wait one sec just get rid of the token and put it back in yeah part of it is is there like uh yeah does he have to have ownership of the character as well like in his player thing yeah because i've got i've got configure ownership he earned ill is owner of it so yeah just drag the token from the thing back now i got it yeah okay there i'm good more likely you put it in there before you made a change and uh yeah all right there you go yeah right anyway uh like a second after you fire your gun volley you hear a sputtering like good morning where the hell am i uh unconscious in uh well conscious now in uh some shack in the middle of the swamp sounds like you had a good time where the fuck's my spear where is it where's my cutter it's probably like right next to the bed i would assume thurston uh yeah yeah it's typical villain tactics prostitut shelf keeps the equipment right by the person who is uh are you sassing me no i'm i'm i'm saying prostitut shelf is fucking terrible at everything he does so yes it is there give me this damn thing i'm gonna spend an action to pick up the the glaive and she is armed again where is he where's that knife here piece of shit outside but uh i've got dibs you could sense her glaring at you and then she just charges out fine and she will blitz past you uh can i not go through here no thurston help i cannot move you should be able to there go thank you could not move through uh this mage is about to become collateral damage oh okay i'm going to strike chop that will be a critical hit yes yes it will goodbye vali's small interest now small pieces not not very impressive oh i didn't do the critical my bad let me re-roll that yeah you have to click critical my bad let's get critical critical much better six yeah and the move five feet of your toys correct i'm going to throw her into the fucking muck there there she lets out a like cough as like you impale her slightly and push her through get out of my way get out of her way go get your damn elf aww that's so sweet oh no you're up damn right but i'm not going to kick your ass she is and she's going to point behind her hey halki thanks victrix you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're like roll me an attack roll she is an absolutely now there was a previous one made because i have action spells yeah should i roll damage for that first or uh no no no just give me a new one here okay that's fine i think that hits yeah you want to give me dimaggio yeah i love how sometimes when you roll the thing hulky it sometimes just makes a wet sound like a wet sock hitting so i know can you give me a second damage roll for the other one absolutely uh you should also stay with an additional one jesus christ sweet bass boost noise because of uh reasons you want to roll that as well sure reasons oh nice oh can i permit it to make a map minus five yep sure let's go crunch sweet give me uh okay well this person will never uh never make it to to serve with their allies as um i got like yeah the only one who's really got like good line of sight is still oran um so yeah like oran is your t-rex look around there's one coming in the distance who is riddled with what appears to be like blasts from behind until they fall into the uh into the water uh tanhauser you're up ah yes um okay well uh do we have a plan i'm i'm imagining that our good friend victrix can finish off the mage uh so i'm going to rush past her um and i guess i think i my movement you see 20 and then i've got uh 25 left so 510 15 20 uh 25 yeah that should work and i will uh true strike as my advanced targeting system roars to life um and i stop laughing it's already irritating and i'm going to spell strike him with a shocking grasp as you come in to spell strike the uh the little hee hoo ha ha funny um funny fire elemental we shall see what happens yes the funny rat bastard that'll hit that'll hit but i do get to roll again and pick the highest yep oh that's why he whipped at me all right so let's roll the damage first uh seven plus i think two so nine just to start and now the actual main the electricity yes electricity electricity electricity electricity he's gonna give him the power as electricity arcs over this little like flaming elemental that stares at you now and then i will um for my final action force fang the mage as i just reach over and just a small little shard so it was double move to get here was it a no no it was a single move oh yeah yeah because you get the extra yeah because you're hasted yeah of course yeah yeah yeah so single move spell strike and then i force then yeah yeah yeah yeah haste actually yeah cool cool so i'm gonna uh force fang it's just a shard of reality just rips right for her not a big one but you know pretty good okay she's not looking good as the the like the force just strikes into her hey first i have a question actually yes so she was here right she was like right there before yeah right here would there be like enough of a cliff for her to like make some kind of check to not fall down into muck uh there's yeah it's not really like uh like uh you you knock them into like prone what this does is it would mean like for her to move out she'd be like in a tricky position but you don't just knock her down because that would be a separate thing you'd have to have gotcha wasn't sure had to be sure absolutely all right so the guy who's the who's now having his worst t-rex day ever um god like please begins to run through the muck away just runs more are you running more are you running why are you running why are you running why are you running um okay so the little fire boy is gonna go rum pum pum pum pum yeah fuck you all right it it belches at you tanhauser give me a fortitude save sure thing you either click the thing in chat too if you want to yeah oh well that's just lovely it is that's gonna be a 28 sweet so that will be a success so you'll just take half damage from this uh so you will take one point of poison damage i wasn't expecting point of damage from the man made out of fire but i'll take it it's it's belching uh toxic fumes at you oh my god it's turning into the guy from fern gully tim curry then it's going to hit you with its flaming lash where this will be fire damage oh okay okay oops i didn't have you targeted but whatever 21 i think misses you anyway so blup sad just okay uh that's the little filthy fire um disgusting thing uh this one like tries to scrabble up the rock and then tries to shoot at you tanhauser with a uh with hand crossbow based i will hit you ah doesn't have precision up though because he did not have enough time for that so does 11 points of damage to you as a like impacting bolt strikes you in your shoulder and then he is just kind of like standing there uh Rahua you are up absolutely so Rahua actually i should ask as well just want to make sure the one who's running away was that one of the ones who casted fireball on me no no no the ones who cast a fireball have the sort of like masks these two here well nobody likes a quitter so we're gonna hit him with an arctic barrage as more swamp muck will manifest and hopefully kill this man no survivors no survivors there is going to get their buddies it's true i really love that all your roles are private oh god damn it i turned it off well the good news is it was a 28 to hit and it's 15 damage so as this man runs away you end his existence just like trying to get home to his family and then rocks oh fuck you beams of light just come out and everyone who dies has a family we know you don't need to rub it in our faces and we're coming for their families too yeah i'm gonna kill your son it's okay it's okay the amphipedes will make better use of this one than he ever made of his own life yeah he's gonna help another family a family of weevils and seeing the imminent fuckinging upon me uh ruhuo's like oh no who think i forgot about you big boy uh ruhuo will interact with himself to trigger vital beacon and i'll gain 48 healing sweet we hit him with a 48 lost that's pretty good 22 i shall heal you that much bang there you go half-life 2 medical kit sound all right that's it for you that's 40 10 so that well here roll 40 10 i'll just i'll just damage you back and roll 40 10 and roll worse than 22 half-life one jib sound come on please no yeah let's go there you go funny you got me you are baldrico baldrick is gonna chase what do we got left is there anyone in the shadow of the thing over here okay no now i can see it okay because it was only showing me vic's point of view so if you have the token selected that's why let me see i'm going to fly there next to zoran the bear the t-rex zoran the t-rex sorry it's very finicky and i am going to whip up uh poison no not poison acid acid flask moderate yeah and i'm gonna hurly burly at that guy with the plus 10 feet over his head because he's in the tower right no no no i he left the tower i just forgot to take it off they're all very epic i threw a grenade okay very good very good die die that'll hit pretty good for a 32 that will hit uh what's the radius on this it's just one next to it right uh yeah it would be anyone next so it's just gonna hit him it's only a five foot splash okay cool sizzly oh wow yeah it's that's pretty good so he will take acid but they will also take the recurring ass and the splash there we go cool yep okay and with the other one i am going to throw it at this one at a map minus five yes spread out that acid map minus five melt them in the swamp melt them i'm helping the the biome oh nice another quick fail well that makes three we're really getting use out of them complications chat you should be thankful i'm helping you yeah go on thurston tell me what i want and find the neck oh tell me what i want i'm i'm i'm looking i'm looking um no um oh okay uh uh good yes i will use this one it is from yuna callista it is entitled reeb's betrayal oh nice uh when trying to hit an enemy uh the character hits a close-by ally instead congratulations zoran the t-rex the t-rex all right please roll damage is it because of the critical miss is it critical damage uh no no no no it'll be regular wow same team hey it's max damage anyway bucko same there's there's the persistent and the splash damage very good the t-rex just looks at you little t-rex arm he just brings him up like the fuck man baldrick is going to is just going to shrug and say you were invisible he looks at you harder because he's not been invisible for quite a while he's hoping you don't notice that gaslighting him gaslight the team we'll say it'll be gaslit okay if i don't beat it if i beat a 10 can't keep gaslight grenadier so true wow okay 24 he knows your bullshit and he fucking hates you now that's fine i've made an enemy of oran this will help our dynamic true hey uh you know for fun and you know parody's sake hey uh baldrick can you give me a deception check real quick oh sure jokes on you i actually have deception bitch yeah no the t-rex sees through your lies that's fine he can see through it all he wants he was see through a minute ago all right well the uh the blaze agent here uh seeing that this might not be a tenable situation um reload uh moves actually to up the bridge then fires a crossbow bolts and reloads as they move ow okay i'll crit you with the crossbow bolt that's cool yeah well who are you hitting a bald baldrick sorry you have ten hours a target oh weird well i think it's still a crit it's still 20 oh it's because i have both of them targeted yeah then i will roll uh 16 dimash a year why is it having it on i have bulge die apparently i don't know oh it's i see why ignore me uh there we go okay and then um reloads with a final action and then is going to take a bunch of persistent acid oh yeah absolutely uh so we'll take that and then rolls recovery and fails and is still acided burn all right this uh this this gnoll here who's been slowly but surely making making their way up and just forgot that they had a thing is going to cast a ray of enfeeblement on the t-rex oh no he's going to make you small going to try to try to you know hit um attack make your fortitude i miss by one oh my god because the target has dinosaur form uh no because the attack misses actually no you know what no i'm villain pointing this oh you're using your resources i am villain still miss by one stupid stupid stupid and then we'll move down to there volley you're up yay okie dokie uh it's time to start sprinting after this elf oh victrix is going to let you move through her square oh yes thank you queen and remember you are unimpeded by anything because you're still freedomed of movement yes indeedy dandy so i'm going to sprint sprint here please yeah the door is weird the door there you go there we go um that's my first action second action i'm going to uh tumble through him i've got the movement uh-huh yeah do it do it up can you beat his amazing stats uh knock on wood don't don't jinx me here that'll be an excellent time to roll a large number i would love to roll a big number that will be enough for you to to shimmy and i will even click the panache button oh thank you thank you my panache now um now you are beside frost you are panached uh actually is this a good place for me to be next to all these people no it fucking isn't right here okay uh and yeah i'm gonna finish with this man all right hopefully i can finish him i'd like to point out that thurston literally just put you in the swamp put me in the muck hostile game master actually no that was volley that was volley that was me that was me yep that was not me not me but let's see can you kill a french elf i i i want to commit so many crimes against the french sorry to our french view oh no let's go time for you just to deal minimum damage suck like fucking one all around no you did a lot you did a shit ton all the high ways holy shit all right you gotta you gotta describe it now yeah there we go all right so you where where are you aiming your strike to end prince du shelf's life with 55 points of damage on the crit and making the target off balance and flat footed until the start of his next turn do i remember where do i remember where he stabbed me oh yeah you remember where was that through the stomach it was it was close to the heart okay okay so yeah i'm just gonna oh my cat just slammed the door shut yeah i'm going to uh run up to him and just lunge forward this flurry of blue feathers and snapping coat and i'm going to just plunge my rapier up to the hill through his heart and i'm gonna reach into my back pocket it as i lean in really close and i'm gonna hold my pouch up to him the very same wallet he had tried to steal before and i'm gonna say was it worth it and you do this and withdraw your blade and as that happens cross to shelf blinks and stares you in the eye you do not understand i am the blessed mr lord he blesses me i cannot die and he holds his hands up and somehow he's still standing what the fuck you do not understand we are the children of the blessed i am blessed i cannot die you see i am i am and as that happens suddenly his his shirt catches on fire and he looks over like what what no and then suddenly his entire body bursts of flame and he is entirely covered in flames oh well this wouldn't have happened if you stayed on my crew screaming oh oh that's bad as he stands before you oh i didn't think this guy would have a second phase all right now everybody beat his ass i had my moment i had my moment and now things are just getting really hot over here you hear you hear victrix shout thank you i'm getting a little toasty and you know i'd really like to keep my eyebrows for this uh yeah fuck this guy that's my turn oh i have a let's let's do let's do i got some song for this let me see let me see if i can find it do your do your characters while you do the this one is going to basically be rushing off with this um this spell caster is like rushing around to the back of the building running away attack of opportunity oh yeah that's right you have the attack of opportunity because you are cool because you are a fighter what do i roll for that again sorry uh just an attack roll just a strike full strike yep okay all right she is critically hit you may give me john dimaggio critical dimaggio that's unnecessary it's the same amount of damage she is very gone she is she's dead you kill that one she she literally victrix like sees her moving like really quickly through the swamp and just holds the glaive out and she beheads herself she ran at my knife that is absolutely what happens oh and then you know how it takes persistent bleed um good good night um the spell caster by the great t-rex situation you know what fuck this asks invisibility of himself oh no ambush game game game all right then the gnoll that has been like making their way up to Rahua Rahua this gnoll stares at you with their milky eyes that sort of weep out embers and um they cast a spell they cast crisis of faith on you assaulting your chaotic faith with the purity of fire that is clearly on display by the screaming elf who is like um please give me a will save okay i will try and give you a will save music oh it's because i have things targeted still in weird ways and yeah that's if you always struggle with targeting now on the tracker you'll see the little target icons you can always yeah i see that too you press t over and on target okay all right but still you may give me your will save rahua i'm not very good uh it passed it's a success though suck uh so you will only take half dimashio the rocks just off screen quirking his eyebrow okay and that is that for the uh the no actually last will be to step up all right all right yeah for the sound like and now blazing prance blazing prance is a boss monster who has approximately one ability oh oh no it's suicide oh he's oh no i'm on the fire oh my god read it out thurston what does it do for the podcast people i am on the fire roll 1d8 to determine a random eligible square for prance to move in blazing prance strides in that direction up to his speed and then stops he makes a single flaming hand strike against any creature he passes by during this movement repeat this process two more times so he begins running around while on fire 1-2-3 or 5 that's it for difficult terrain 1-2 1-2-3 up to there actually sorry to there screaming still in the 1-2-8 1-2-3 he's just out there leaving the map he's leaving okay that's his action i mean that's where the deep water is so i guess he's gonna go put himself out i mean that could be the narrative vick is just like watching him wander off into the muck like it's not really wandering it's running well on fire screaming it's a it's a running wander the point is she's watching this happen and she just turns back to volley like uh we want to chase him or we want to kill these guys honestly i feel like wiping out the rest of the entourage is more pressing cool but i do kind of want to shoot him in the back of the head we'll see where this goes let's kill these fools pick turn emerges from the water um and once again continues their inspirational bag piping oh which apparently i clicked panache for all of you he gave you all panache yeah as you all get the dragon ball z thing crashing my browser good no survivors none oh yeah these particle effects are fucking up my browser too good good he gave you all panache by accident okay i like the production quality that it brings but i think i'm going to get rid of the special effects and the sounds and all that stuff along with no longer doing music and the thing it's fucking up my stuff and everyone else's like it was really nice it's nice to have but for people in future episodes going why does it look so flashy anymore who the people who make it great great products but yeah really like it's not working it's not it's way too much roll 20 i hate roll 20 i know you do but i'm not you so or in the t-rex or all right uh i have a decision to make i can either go help you guys with the duders over there or continue onslaught rahua's got that guy i'm just coming and bite this gnoll so while my flesh is rotting thanks to arendil uh i'm going to just move up once look at this gnoll and begin to big munch so one by bam roll the 17 that is a 34 total that is a crit yep on that person's ac i do a big i rolled a six and a three on my uh on my d12s which i rolled two of if we're a total with all the double and i have deadly as well uh so 35 points of damage is and i will do so again with another jaw attack mp minus five just for my second attack uh that's a normal hit only 26 and i rolled 1d12 for 11 on the die for 21 total of damage just you eat and devour the gnoll i just like seeing everyone else i swallow it whole and i look over to the next guy on the bridge and that's the end of orrin's turn oh and i have to do a save because i rolled max damage on the acid thanks arendil thanks arendil same team i need to roll my recovery check there we go and i fell my recovery checks i'm selling acid thanks arendil uh leave me uh leave me a groan you vociferous little herbivore thanks arendil that's the end of my turn leave me alone you fucking bird tanhouser it's tanhousin time oh my god he's gonna tanhousin them so i have a i have a question uh thursday yes yes um our friend here is invisible but they're trudging through swamp water under the gaze of glorious fire which means they're hidden from you yes but it does mean that their footsteps would create ripples in the swamp could i get some kind of role to try to identify her location regardless so basically how this would work in this instance is you you know where they are but you can't perceive them so it's just you would roll a flat check whenever you make a thing that targets them and then basically on like an 11 plus you hit them ah okay okay um in that case uh she's gonna be my main priority but for now i'm gonna try and burst down the little goblin here um so i'm going to uh rack up a spell strike uh i won't true strike it wouldn't uh wouldn't ten thousand just use the seek action yeah you you could like spend an action to like pinpoint where they are too as well yeah oh okay uh in that case uh i will do that i will spend an action to seek their location okay i will spend another action to move towards them so you have to make a perception check though that's the oh okay yeah my apologies no you good you good apologies uh 25 okay one check because it's been a while since i've used the seek action i just want to find what it is against i believe it's their thingy dc but one moment i can read it to you if you want or link you a thing to make it easy yeah i'm just uh i'll read out seek action for new people listening while you're finding yourself the game master attempts a single secret perception check which we don't do that which you you rolled perception check for 10 houses 25 for you and compares result the stealth dc's to any undetected or hidden creatures in the area of the dc to detect each object in the area blah blah blah a creature you might detect might remain hidden rather than becoming absurd if you're using imprecise sense basically on a success if you are searching for creatures any undetected creature you succeed becomes hidden from you instead of undetected any hidden creature you succeed against becomes observed by you so basically if they beat the stealth dc you see them like you know where they're at yeah but there's a thing here a creature you detect might remain hidden rather than becoming observed if you're using an imprecise sense or an effect like see invisibility or like invisibility that prevents the subject from being observed that's the thing so you can use seek would be good if like you didn't know but like like like again there wasn't swamp there it's still they're still hidden so actually seek wouldn't be good in this situation so I'll let you redo that um Danhauser because in this case you would have to use seek to like oh like figure out where they are so I can make the flat check which in this case you don't have to do because like they're trudging through muck so you know where they are it's just they're hidden you would need something like yeah true seeing or something to like see exactly where they are because it represents you know hey I know generally where they are but they're still fucking invisible so yeah I only accept three dollar words when they are in conjunction with revolutionary rhetoric Thurston I don't understand anything you just told me I walk up to the lady and I'm gonna hit her fair I think I think I should take an AOP from the little fire monster if they happen nope they don't have AOP excellent roll me a d20 before you attack you got it or cool you hit him or you you will hit if you hit well I'll take the hit of course I will definitely true strike this one yeah and I'm going to just launch back with another explosive okay okay I want to asterisk this whole fucking conversation we just had I want you to read that like last part of true strike you asshole yeah we didn't do anything you were true striking yeah yeah I want you to read that last line on true strike it was pretty foolish of you to assume you can read what you know you see you were all merely pawns in my plan and this was all calculated my part and I definitely didn't forget what my fucking helmet despite preparing it three times a day thank you for those of you who are listening on the podcast version the last line of true strike reads the attack ignores circumstance penalties to the attack roll and any flat checks required due to the target being concealed or hidden that's all I can't help but Yoda's thirst and you didn't remember that either you didn't you were asking if you could see you didn't say true strike until this exact moment it's hard to tell who's right or wrong so do the damage that let's roll my second thing hey it's a crit I'll take very nice yeah all right so 14 plus are they flat-footed no so plus two so 16 normal damage and I am pumping in my max level shocking grasp did you click the crit damage button or yes okay and shocking grasp is critting so you just damage and it's doubled yeah hell yeah Jesus fucking Christ so that's going to be uh 94 damage yeah 40 47 damage not not 90 you it's it's it automatically doubles yeah oh is it auto doubled okay yeah well in that case uh you know that's still a lot it's quite dead she had 42 there's nothing there we're kind of people visibility and stuff they basically otherwise have to do a flat check of 11 and then yeah because you have to guess you're there but there's basically like various how it works in this game is there's various stages so like the first thing is is like I know a person is roughly in that area at that point they're they're basically hidden where you have to make the flat check but then there's also the like unobserved where you have no idea where they are typically with invisibility so like you can have a situation like we have here where they're invisible and trudging through a swamp so you know you know roughly the area they're in but when you go to attack them there's still the chance you miss because you don't see them per strike if you have that you just ignore the chance to miss them so this was a perfect storm of all the abilities working great to fucking murder my one remaining spellcaster i would like to imagine that the seed is more or less you know she's trudging through the swamp and all of a sudden tanhauser comes in with the lunge this his weapon coated in electricity smashes down she's invisible visible for a second then turns into a green goblin skeleton and then dissipates into ash very mars attack skeleton yes yes mars attacks that's even better she can be green or red i'll let you choose oh hey thurston i realized something you didn't put vic on the turn order again why is did vic get removed from the you did because you removed the token it's fine i'll just go now i will put you in right after tanhauser okay cool there we go thank you thank you i was like hang on a second when does vic go oh she goes now okay good there we go okay go uh what targets are available i'm nothing near volley i'm not going after fucking prods he can do what he wants he's gonna continue rolling ones and twos and just leave uh thurston what's the thing for a long jump again uh so you make an athletics check and then depending what you roll that's how far you can like jump up to okay okay i'm gonna be dumb thurston can i narratively declare a maneuver yeah always vic is going to with her glaive she's going to use her glaive like a pole like you know the pole for like pole jumping and whatnot she's going to use the bladed end to stick into the corpse here instead of the swamp and garbage ground and she is going to make a leaping strike at this guy yeah absolutely hell yeah so here we go i guess i'll do an athletics first right yep can i with the narrative declaration are you letting me get a bonus to the long jump or am i getting a bonus to actually just hit this guy like you could do this normally this isn't something you need to spend a narrative declaration for if you want to narratively like declare you want to do it and like get some bonus yeah sure i'll like give you like a plus like two circumstances you come down um but like you could just do this normally okay in that case i'm going to make the long jump yeah go so you get to there and then you would long jump which is 15 feet so you're still fine yep and now i'm going to hit him with you're giving me a plus two on the two hit if you're spending if you want a narrative deck yeah you know what she's got a high enough strike i'm not going to do that yeah i'm just gonna i'm just gonna hold on to that it would be neat but that's i'm gonna flavor it that she did that and that'll be how it does that because she can usually crit on unusually high numbers like that one but she's a 35 oh boy jeez she crits a lot you don't want to have low ac it's bad no you don't fighters are good in this game yeah okay give me a give me a critical shit on this poor bastard oh that's a lot that's 46 what all right all right there you go uh he staggers back from the rock as your your glaive like impales oh i surrender i surrender uh well you should have said that to someone other than vic um moved jumped i can still hit him oh yeah that's right because yeah you did a running yeah absolutely i'm uh map minus five do it up okay roll that damage please okay i do not take quarter oh my god he survived he survives one hit point one hit point oh he has bleeding yeah we'll die to the blood and that will be her move there you go i don't overwhelm my party does war crimes the elemental the elemental disappears as soon as the spellcaster is gone um oh god all right well full retreat as far as this through the muck nice nice okay making moves then uh then uh legit rolls two points of damage and falls down dead from bleeding rahua attack as as the as the other child of the blades rushes away from vic stumbling uh blood coating through the wound and then they fall into the swamp splashing uh rahua rahua is going to make a melee strike against this gnoll with the mossy mace because my pick is not yet where i need it to be here we go wow that uh fucking sucked yeah it's also a private roll oh my i keep forgetting it's fine it missed i can reveal you got it it's just funny it's just very funny there we go now you're all privy to my mistakes ah look at that failure i'm gonna frame it on my fridge no please don't do that what would you like to do with your next action huggy uh we're gonna do next you know i really didn't appreciate you trying to shake my faith in the one true way the old powers of this world but please let me allow me to educate you to crisis of faith oh shit there you go you know we're having a cleric off this is naughty doggy man sneeze number sneeze sneeze i fail fuck yes that's gonna do so much damage what does crisis of face shit hokie 23 damage and stupefied and stupefied for one round you made them stupid they are stupefied all right baldric seep into her mind looks around where's the where's the fire where's the fire where's the and like the only like notable fire aside from the like dimming bonfire series promise in the distance uh baldric you're up i'm going to move 25 feet to get closer to the guy running away and i'm going to use a grenade on him i'm going to throw alchemist fires because i want to do actual damage this time okay anyway use a grenade die that was yelling at me that's pretty good for a 32 critical hit yeah that'll that'll crit time to really explode 32 damage okay baldric is just casting a guy who's like trying to like who's melting and on fire he's just pelting him with bombs i'm melting and it feels like i'm on fire thanks baldric bitch i'm gonna blow him up oh wait yeah that's right you have another one shit he's gonna oh god you hit yes i blow him up he's quite dead he's just chasing him throwing bombs at him like oh my gosh all right um i have a lot of dead tokens on here so that's we kind of mopped the floor with these guys sorry it'll occasionally roll dice for people who have persistent effects but are still dead that sucks persistent effects yeah bitch all right uh yeah we're we're looking we're looking pretty gucci here we're looking pretty good i see that my friend hey for who you want to spare that gnoll not particularly i mean they're the only one that's left is he struggling at all against this gnoll well this gnoll is now questioning its entire belief system i guess we can go kill prontz well prontz might make his way back if he rolls particularly well unless he rolls a bunch of ones and twos again he leaves the map i i'm very tempted to just kind of try to shove him into the deep water and see what happens there it would be pretty funny if he just kind of drowned off screen he might he might enter the deep water of his own accord his combat was rather intense anyway here's some art i drew of prontz du shelf dying in a glue trap all right hang on who's next all right fan artists we need prontz du shelf dying in a glue trap it's molly he dies completely in the ignominy of death okay um yeah i honest to god there's not really a ton that i uh can do here besides just i'm going to move here uh and then i'm going to line up two shots against prontz du shelf uh because i do not feel like chasing him through the guck um yeah i'll i'll i'll leave the gnoll for rahua to uh fucking destroy all right all right let's uh let's do it to it did i whiff that was that was what that noise i whiffed you whiffed my goodness gracious grimsby oh it's because i have a range penalty yeah you do have a hero point i do have a hero point but i don't know if it's worth it for fucking prontz du shelf on fire i'm just gonna take a second shot can we just we just like watch him to see what he does we've won the battle we can literally just watch him we can just watch i'll i'll fire off another warning shot why not yeah another whiff hey come back i started getting a man who's on fire screaming and running volley turning into into willy wonka for a moment stop don't come back yeah just kind of like bang bang all right guys do you think they have any good stuff here i think we should take their stuff i'm gonna go back into the house and look for some stuff running into the swamp as fast as the gnoll can away from rahua rahua all right blazing prontz du shelf do your magical attack of running seven oh he's coming back runs up into the building it's the side of the building no he's gonna burn the house down is the building god damn it he runs into the wall into the wall like trying to smile please make it to stop okay and then how long before he does and then runs oh he's not taking damage during this he's not taking damage he's just cursed just lie down you're surrounded by water picturn picturn's like looks to volley like uh what do i do do you have anything that can push him a great distance no i no no okay no no no he's going to cast nondescript magical munition i have a i have a thing but i don't know if it's i don't know if i should do it it seems real mean about it oh okay well i mean it would it be funny i'm just gonna click this cast spell option blister the invective a heap of insults and invective spew from your mouth words so devastating your foes burn from the intensity of your d-tribble your words steal 2d6 persistent fire damage and the target must take the will save if the target doesn't understand the language or you're not speaking a language it gives a plus four circumstance bonus and on the success yeah roast his ass yeah he's he's not taking damage from fire it's the ratio spell it literally is oh plus ratio plus you're bald plus you're underscore wow you can't even die to fire good fast my brother spit your shit indeed i'm sorry hearing that in the voice was like a fucking gut punt how is he succeeding a will save why did you give burning prompts a will save he's too he's too busy screaming from the fire to notice can i can i free action hand pick turn one of my guns just there we go see if you can take a shot i never used a gun before i like the i want that scene painted of volley teaching picture how to shoot a gun going hey buddy here's a life lesson okay just now aim for the heart just taking pop shots like it's a like a dad with a kid at the range he's like come on you can hit him can't you it's a live target the best thing to hunt in this world i have an important question though for orin is orin gonna like try to stop this gnoll from getting that's a good question orin's eyes kind of link up with uh who is one eye and when we have a bonding bonding long distance moment as as just from animal you know like body language kind of asking for who I can get it no it's okay I'm going to try and save he nods and immediately begins to charge at yourself I would advise against biting him you're back to experience the effect of fresh pizza I have reach technically right because I'm a large creature word wrong laugh at him I have speech problems as a child fuck off anyway do I have reach yes yes can I hit him from here or I assume yes sure cool but I will I will bite the no no I have a tail attack I'm gonna beat him down and try to pull out the flames okay reach the I hit I hit into 15 points of damage just why did you give him so much health you hit him and for a moment the flames goes thank you and then it ignites again that's all or can do okay oh by the way I take four things of acid and I do get rid of it there you go very good don't make me do it don't make me do it Zoran Tannhauser don't make me do it oh god uh Tannhauser will spend his turn not being in the muck anymore okay for getting up what the hell is going on you're all standing on this fucking rock watching him it's like the bombing activity well I suppose this is the second best object to us putting him high upon a stage give me a second I'm gonna reach into my bag I'm gonna throw caltrops out into the swath everyone's like oh man they're never fucking goofy they're always serious all the time and then here we are literally having a family barbecue we beat the fuck up the one elf we just don't like between this and invective I'm very happy that we're putting a literal definition of insult to injury yes emphasis on the fucking insult all right urndill urndill bee teamer I mean victrix uh she is going to because trudging through the water is a waste of fucking time she's going to make a long jump over there okay over to there ideally how many long jumps can I make in a time it's a two action thing to do properly so okay I guess I'm gonna long jump over there yeah yeah I've got another gun do you I mean it is funny I don't like those things personal fair enough she she leaps leaps back over and just lands like so what the hell is the plan with this we just gonna sit here honestly I don't really feel like it's much of a threat I'm okay with it I don't mind watching someone wander around in the water and burn to death I'm cool with that the problem is I don't think he's burning to death he's just burning it doesn't sound like he's having a good time with it she like leans her glaive over and just licks the blade a bit looks like he's having fun though this happened once to my buddy Mark how's he doing he died in the sands when oil burned for three days I wasn't done yet I wanna point out for time I know I'm gonna have I'm gonna have Vic try to walk over there okay because she wants to get over there if we had more time I wanted Oren to not be in dinosaur for him and chase the shelf with marshmallow on a stick I'm gonna try to have her drown him wait this is a boss encounter guys I feel like we're not taking it very seriously what is there to take seriously his move is run around and if you're near him he hits you he's on le fire ah all right that's the end of her turn you're up okay you're up for the purposes of movement being able to swim make me move faster through the muck yes good I have swim speed due to manifested ornaments of adaptable persona cool oh god you're like the terminator I am gonna shmove towards this gnoll I'm not targeting myself you're like gliding through the swamp like David Hasselhoff just I'm just like slightly loviting like in the muck just moving towards this creature arms held out in a Y like please come back and Rahua will make his way up to this gnoll who I assume has heard the muck parting as this creature is just moving menacingly toward it yeah turns around like like just like can't see because of their weird eyes but like knowing something is wrong and Rahua will bring his hands down on this gnoll's head and just whisper into its mind your faith is broken but I can rebuild you you can do so much more in this world than burn submit and I'm going to try using intimidation to break this creature's faith and pacify it okay man I wish I had dominate person right now dark side point um 29 I look forward to next session where we find out what the fuck happens with that thing okay um yeah it stops and just begins sobbing ball ball trick i'm gonna fly over to him and i'm gonna hit him with an unarmed attack i guess punch him i'm gonna kick him i'm gonna kick him into the water there i'm gonna fucking thurston can i kick him to try and knock him down is there a move i can do to try and knock him down while flying doing an arm strike there's trip would be the action yeah like there's that yeah i don't have trip on my shit anywhere you just do it yeah it's an axoletic it's an exam okay so i'm going to try to trip him okay versus his reflex dc if you give him a reflex dc after all this i'm gonna kill you everyone has one but he's on he's literally unable to do anything you're on natural one you are oh my you are poops we are trying why baldric natural one hit me thurston come on boy all those people the patreon god they never complicate today this one's for you patreon oh give me a second i have to find one that's safe base hey hey thurston actually just to give the patreon complications a bit of a reprieve can i complicate myself i have an idea no no we must use no no no no no they pay for no i'm putting that down no all right fine fuck you then kill zorn immediately well i will i mean wait no um god damn it we've used a lot of safe ones actually um okay yeah well they all request everyone wants to put a complication please don't make it character specific there are a few times i had it in the past and i was like well if tanhauser does this i'm like nope i immediately just take it out so yeah don't uh don't make it character specific yeah that just that just makes it problematic uh problem uh this one could work uh nope uh no uh i love i love some of your your things y'all um oram looks to tanhauser that is right my friend he goes tries to fist bump with his little t-rex hand i will push i love chat coming to hello chat coming to my defense on this but it's fine it's like it's fine yeah there's a reason like it'd be very unfair it is the patreon subscriber saying it but that's you know whatever i recall there's a fan art where it was with mouse oran jumping up and giving tanhauser a fist bump and now it's the inverse that's true oh my god the circle is complete the circle of lies uh god so many of these save ones you can't make them so specific y'all i love your faces but oh my god yeah it's gonna be broad i had to get i had to uh ignore something which were just like we bring like the warhams kaz i'm like no it's like stop like it's to it's to encourage i'm gonna listen to virtual insanity yeah if you can't find one i am okay with chat suggesting something and you take from there if you can't find one that works yeah there's just like a lot of the save ones are just oh wait okay sure let's go with this one from gc rust it's a it's it'll it'll work um it is entitled flashbang the players attempt at mitigating whatever circumstances force them um to do this is instead resulted in a hereto undetected and unknown flashbang going off and you are stunned briefly as like you you go through and one of your alchemical items goes off kind of stunning you in place right in front of the burning prostitute shelf okay all right qgc rust uh and then volley all right uh well i guess it's time to end this i guess i'm going to i'm trying freedom of movement freely move uh here uh i'm going to faint to get some panache yep uh so deception on this this burning man a 30 yes is he okay he is fainted he is fainted give me the panache if anyone was curious my idea was just gonna be like vic pulls him into the pulls baldric from the air into the water that's just drowning him all right she's just like stop flying asshole and throws him in the water that's a critical shit critting him again all right nice yeah fuck this guy very nice last 46 points of damage very good how is that all that that what that was 46 points of damage all right all right if mr lord is in the area i'd like to have a couple of words with you this is just too much sir this is too much that the end of your go volley yes okay wait the noel will sob all right now process is gonna go wait wait i have an important question yes so the target's made off balance by the attack becoming flat footed yes oh wait that's not prone never mind okay i was gonna ask if he started drowning you know that might take less time if we just drown him i'm trying to do that oh i love it okay attack of opportunity uh yes and then he will make an attack against baldrick you and you uh okay uh so attack of opportunity first okay i'm gonna hit him with the glaive here we go hit him with the hits yep give me damage pretty good it's 19 cool so he begins like screaming and waving and then he makes attacks with his like flaming fists as he like he's just it's so painful and his arms just go out and uh start striking at people so against baldrick he's flailing he's flailing he rolled natural one natural one oh wait i have a thing uh that's not against it has to be against you though oh it has to be against me yes indeed yes indeed then against vic misses and finally against oran here comes the crate nope oh never mind hearing the three whip sounds that was the first uh round okay he continues running this time we'll only continues trying to run through the the t-rex but stops at the t-rex so he will first start and then his mat resets for each of these he will try to attack you oran i was laid on my prophecy sorry no don't worry he'll be hitting you for two yes for two points of damage all right but you are now persistently on fire oh thanks so what happens is pronce trying to get to cover like gently touches oran on his snout and he's just like oh there's a brief second and then the entirety of oran catches fire yes oh shit our t-rex is burning and then for the last one where does he run uh just into vic uh but is left so that will target vic first the funny part is is once you're in fire it really doesn't matter he's only doing like two points of damage oh one point of damage this is a great way to end things oh and then on to topal trickle see nope okay and then on to oran it probably won't even matter as he's screaming flailing desperately trying to okay good screaming this is the boss monster picture please just have him skip so we can finish this this is this is very sad drop one of those essence thingies nice what the fuck oh no he turns about to drop some acid yeah he shoots a magic missile no you can't say that no that's bronze okay excellent oran here go attack this is the kind of yeah we're just hitting a guy i love how you all got close to him he's just running around screaming i'll go for i'll go for the good all three attack drop a cottage on him all right first roll all right edgar now drop a train on him i roll the four that's a normal hit that does uh i'll roll 10 on my d12 that's 19 points of damage i'm gonna try to bite again hey that is a 19 on the roll so that is a critical hit even though mp minus 5 do critical damage uh that is a six out of five of my d12s i also have deadly so that's total of 34 and i will try to mp minus 10 on the last jaw attack and uh that does hit a roll of 16 even minus 10 that'll be a 22 total do damage and uh 10 on the d12 plus 9 piercing is 19 points of damage all right i'll soften them up for you my turn oh why i gotta roll my uh persistent fire damage 22 what the fuck oh it's because you got critted that's right yeah and i rolled a natural wand in my recovery check so we're gonna continue on oh no you're gonna burn do you see tannhauser oh say can you see i love that you're all just like oh okay we'll put him out of his misery this is a bad 22 points of persistent oh fuck oh good god this is this is horrifying stop moving and i'll kill you cleanly uh uh you know what let's humanely euthanize him with a spell strike humanely euthanize him i'll uh i'll true strike it because it's funny burning flailing all right i don't need anything but i got a critical you quit him i'm gonna humanely do 12 damage to him now i'm going to just reach out grab his head and i'm going to give him the electric chair no humanely execute him humanely give him the chair so as you hold this like burning man um and like channel electricity there is like a brief brief moment where the electric that's arcing through your weapon and onto him um causes the flames to peter out and dissipate and he stares at you like oh le thank and then his head explodes ah well like i really was a douche he was a douche elf rest in fucking piss and i spit on him vick is trying to submerge his corpse yeah i will just assume you get the fire are we done all right everyone we will call it for today phase three phase three phase three phase three all right time to be here for three miles this one he has twice as much health it moves twice as slowly and he does half the damage look i just wanted a boss fight where it was like you're like oh shit it's got a boss token this is gonna be the worst thing ever and it's just a guy running around i appreciate your desire to stay true to the soul's inspiration by making duchef pinwheel yes thank you all so much for coming to join us today i hope you guys enjoyed this episode of rockgrime just remember the amazing players who who bring rockgrime to you starting off with odoroshi hi hello i'm odo i was playing valli the sylph swashbuckler and uh yeah that was uh explosive that was fiery that was um somebody think of another pun for me combustible that's not a pun yeah you you got it that was hot thank you next up we have hulky crow that's me i hulky crow i played rahua the kanrasu cleric and converter to the cause you can find me at the usual places discord twitter uh wish a little happy birthday to my partner because her birthday's tomorrow happy birthday you will win and of course like so we have erendel hello i'm erendel you can find me at twitter at erendelio this has actually been an extremely fun session i wish we could do more like this one if we don't do any more like it i'll cry but yeah this was fun you can meet me on twitter and basically nowhere else for the moment you know unless something else happens i'll figure it out at that point but you know yeah you can see me on the discord too hi yeah so next time we have speaker d i'm speaker d i make the rules and you can find me at super snake kick on twitter you can also find me and erendel's various creations on alpha abuse's channels as we work together as ogre popenang including the upcoming half-life zero viscosity 2 so that's gonna be real exciting you're not gonna want to miss it yes and thank you to thirst and all lustrous game masters uh hi it's me it's there's not called gm you can find me on all the things at uncalled gm i don't know i might i'm probably streaming a pf2 game on my twitch at some point or i don't know playing dwarves with hats because that seems fun uh otherwise i just wanna give a big shout out to our players for today they actually had like a really good plan coming in um i designed this encounter so that if they just tried to trudge through the swamp on their own they would kind of get overwhelmed and fucked and they uh they actually handled this very well so congrats to them um i look forward to uh us moving into what will be the end portion of our second adventure and uh the end of the swamp arc and i have been i have been your host and your strict steward today hope everyone had a good time we'll see everyone next time so long farewell and we'll see you next episode in about two weeks goodbye bye bye bye bye the fire the fire the fire oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh Thank you.