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- 0:04Conrad Sally time to leave for church.
- 0:09What are you two doing in your pajamas?
- 0:11It's time to leave for church. We know.
- 0:13But Dad going what? We're not going to church.
- 0:16It's boring. This is not open for discussion,
- 0:20get dressed. You can't make us.
- 0:22We don't want to go and we're not going to read our Bibles
- 0:25ever again. We don't understand a word.
- 0:28It says are we on One of those hidden-camera shows because this
- 0:32has got to be a joke. My kids don't act like this,
- 0:35they are obedient and they love God.
- 0:37Don't you kids Conrad Sally? Why are you shaking your heads?
- 0:42No, let me. All right.
- 0:44Who are you? And what have you done with my
- 0:46children? We are your children.
- 0:48You've always taught us to stand up for what we believe and
- 0:52that's what we're doing. We're not going to charge and
- 0:55that's final. All right, I give up, I don't
- 0:59have time to wait for You. Anyway, I'm going to church you
- 1:02to stay here in the house. Don't you dare?
- 1:04Go out and don't you dare, let anyone in.
- 1:07We'll talk about this later. I can't believe this not from
- 1:14either of you. What in the world is wrong with
- 1:17you two? Don't you know, yes, you know
- 1:21that you can't talk that way to your mom or your dad.
- 1:25You must watch what you say in the past.
- 1:27Only good things have come from your heart but now I'm afraid
- 1:31you're not acting too. Smart.
- 1:33Go Fish. I will not.
- 1:37I shall not. I won't then I can't till you
- 1:40stop it. And Stop it.
- 1:42This rebellious chant. How does she make everything
- 1:45rhyme like that? I don't know.
- 1:48I think it's some form of obsessive-compulsive disorder.
- 1:55Well hello there, relax and the rat mahat and you must be Conrad
- 2:01and Sally, the new brat, I mean brats oh drats this rhyming,
- 2:07everything is for the bats. I mean birds now forget Get It.
- 2:12Anyway, the reason I'm here is you two are in big trouble with
- 2:17your mom and I'm here to help. Can I come in?
- 2:23Absolutely not. Positively, no way.
- 2:26Our mom's not at home, and we won't disobey she said, no one
- 2:30goes out and no one comes in. So get lost rat.
- 2:34Just beat it. I won't say it again.
- 2:37Now, listen up. Kids come to your senses.
- 2:40You must guard your From Evil influences.
- 2:44Wow, he's good. Maybe you could help me a little
- 2:48later with my rhyming. I'm always struggling for the
- 2:51right word. You see, you said our mom's not
- 2:54at home and we won't disobey. I would have said our mom's not
- 2:59home. So we don't have to obey.
- 3:02I mean, isn't that what this is all about Conrad and Sally?
- 3:07You want to do your own thing, don't you?
- 3:10Yeah. What kind of going to church?
- 3:13I know. And that's why I'm here.
- 3:16You see, making the transition from doing, what your mom wants
- 3:20to doing. What you want, is a big one,
- 3:24there could be lots of yelling and fighting so we have to have
- 3:27a plan. Are you ready for what the plan,
- 3:32aren't you listening? What's the plan?
- 3:34Do what you want? That's it.
- 3:39That's the plan. Do what you want to.
- 3:41That is the plan. No one can stop you.
- 3:45From taking a stand? Say what you're thinking?
- 3:48Be all you can do what you want to.
- 3:53That is the plan. Don't leave me hanging and make
- 3:57sense to me me too. And it rhymed, that's because I
- 4:01haven't memorized when I have to make it up as I go along, that's
- 4:05when I struggle. Now, I'm going to need you to
- 4:10sign this contract. Trap.
- 4:12I mean contract, what for it's just an agreement that says
- 4:16you'll do what I say instead of what God or your mom says, I
- 4:21thought we could do what we want.
- 4:23Precisely that's the con trap. I mean contract I want you to do
- 4:29what you want to do. So we're both happy and this
- 4:32makes it perfectly legal. Sort of, here's a pen, just sign
- 4:37right there. I'm in here.
- 4:41Sally. Your I don't know about this.
- 4:44What are you thinking about it? You know, you're too cute to
- 4:50think, maybe we should go to church and read our Bibles.
- 4:55What after what we just did. He want to back down?
- 4:59We're free sign. It already.
- 5:01Okay. If you say, so I'll be right
- 5:06back. Where's he going?
- 5:08Let's go find out. Wait, you can't go.
- 5:11Go, you've got to stay in because your mom told you to if
- 5:15you leave. It's a sin.
- 5:18Oh, now what, what now, what's he up to bat rat?
- 5:23I don't trust him at all. He's worse than that cat.
- 5:31There you are. There you are.
- 5:33Where have you been? Where's Conrad?
- 5:35And Sally. Just tell me and then get out of
- 5:39this house and don't ever come back.
- 5:41I don't like you rat. Oh, rat in the Hat.
- 5:45How do you do it? How do I do what that rhyming
- 5:50thing? It just seems to come so natural
- 5:53for you. It's nothing really.
- 5:55No, you're good. I try to rhyme but I always Get
- 5:59stuck. Trying to think of what rhymes
- 6:01watch what. I mean you will hate what is
- 6:05evil and love. What is good unless you're not
- 6:08doing things quite like, you should should thanks, like
- 6:14Conrad and Sally. They love everything wrong from
- 6:18their movies, to video games. And even their words, set to
- 6:23music songs word, set, to music are called songs song.
- 6:29Was rhymes with wrong. See what?
- 6:31I mean. You're so good at it.
- 6:33You just need some more practice.
- 6:34Trust me. You'll see soon.
- 6:36You'll be rhyming words better than me.
- 6:39Now, tell me rat. What have you done with those
- 6:42two with Conrad and Sally? Oh, what did you do?
- 6:46That's beautiful. Just tell me where they are
- 6:50there in the Box. I mean, just Feast your eyes on
- 6:53the box over there. Insides a surprise or two, both
- 6:58with blue hair. Hair.
- 6:59It's Conrad and Sally, but you'd never know.
- 7:03For the evil inside, them is starting to be seen show show,
- 7:11you're right. Um, okay.
- 7:12Maybe it will help if I unlock the Box.
- 7:18Alright YouTube. Come on out Conrad Sally.
- 7:23What's wrong with you two? What have you done to your hair?
- 7:27It's turned blue. Check out my new music, strain
- 7:30and get a load of this video game.
- 7:32That music is awful. That game is insane.
- 7:36This is all your fault rat. You're the one that I blame.
- 7:40Wait a minute. I didn't do anything.
- 7:42They didn't already want me to do.
- 7:45I'm just here to help it's in. The contract they signed.
- 7:48I mean contract stop, stop everything that you're doing is
- 7:54such a disgrace to the Lord to your mom, to your hair to your
- 7:59face. Get rid of this evil.
- 8:01Please clean up your act and get rid of this rack this rat in the
- 8:06Hat. Why don't you go find Nemo?
- 8:09Forget Nemo. Go fry yourself.
- 8:13You don't mean that do you? It always amazes me how animals
- 8:19are so much smarter than humans. I mean, look at Conrad and
- 8:24Sally. They think they're doing what
- 8:26they want. If they only knew the end
- 8:29result, they wouldn't want this at all.
- 8:34Now, I'm the chief of Sinners. Oh, the devil's VIP.
- 8:39I'm taking bids on how many kids I can.
- 8:42To act like me, they think they're doing their own thing,
- 8:47living life their way, but it's called sin and in the end
- 8:51they're gonna have to pay. Yeah, look at you doing what
- 8:56you're wanting to. If you only knew it's what I
- 8:59want you to do, you'll see? It's true.
- 9:03A rad like me can trick you into being a rat too.
- 9:12Alright rat. What have you done?
- 9:15Wrong. Sally and Conrad are not getting
- 9:18along. This is not like them, it's not
- 9:20like them at all. If I were just bigger or if you
- 9:24were just small I'd you'd what I I can't think of anything that
- 9:30rhymes, look what you've done. Even I can't think straight this
- 9:37is too much, I can't take it anymore.
- 9:40Hey don't go Belly Up On Us. Get ahold of yourself.
- 9:45It's just what I'm hearing. It's all that.
- 9:47I see, it's affecting my thoughts.
- 9:49In my mind, all of me. I don't want to listen, I don't
- 9:54want to look but it's Conrad and Sally and you you big crook.
- 9:59Wait a minute, I'm not a crook, a rat.
- 10:02Yes, but not a crook, they signed the contract contract.
- 10:08It's all perfectly legal, but it's wrong.
- 10:11Aren't you listening? They're like family to me and I
- 10:14don't recognize them not since you set them free.
- 10:18Maybe they don't always do everything that they should but
- 10:22you've stolen everything from them.
- 10:23That's good. Why they couldn't do anything?
- 10:26Good? If they tried?
- 10:28They've been tricked. This is all just a lie.
- 10:30Lie lie lie. Rat.
- 10:33We need your help. Yeah, rat.
- 10:34Come help us. Duty calls.
- 10:37Gotta go. I'm trying to watch HBO.
- 10:42I want to watch VH1 on MTV. Whoa, you're throwing away too
- 10:48many letters at me here. The Harry Potter movies on right
- 10:51now. I want to watch it.
- 10:52Harry Potter is lame. Taylor Swift has a special
- 10:56behind the scene show on. Wait a minute, hold on here,
- 11:01you're not keeping your eyes and ears on Godly things in Heroes
- 11:06are you know, we don't want to remember.
- 11:09Brr. Oh, that's right.
- 11:11How could I forget? Mmm, fish.
- 11:16Now obviously you have two different items because you're
- 11:20two different people. She knows.
- 11:22I love Harry Potter movies. She's just being a brat.
- 11:26I am not are too. Am not let me finish what you
- 11:31need are. Two TVs.
- 11:33We have two TVs, but we both want to watch this one.
- 11:37It's bigger and better sound. And odds or evens, you call it
- 11:41Conrad odds. It's even you lose some day when
- 11:46I learn how to do magic spells, I'm going to turn you into a
- 11:49toad. Oh no.
- 11:51I'll be hideously ugly, white Conrad.
- 11:55Huh. She decided the sound on the
- 11:57small TV is fine. White people wanna be like other
- 12:06people is really just a mystery to me to find someone who
- 12:11doesn't know where in the world, they want to go and follow them
- 12:16into eternity, you'll find some day your Life's a shame and
- 12:21you've got no one else to blame because you picked the wrong.
- 12:26Kind of hero. Be careful what you idolize when
- 12:30Looking Through Your Heroes eyes?
- 12:32You think the life there? Live in is so cute.
- 12:36You don't have to dig that low to find the kind of seeds.
- 12:39They. So even Jesus said you'd know
- 12:41them by their fruit. Everything you see affects your
- 12:45body, including all your thoughts and attitude.
- 12:49So if you're seeing what is right, then you will be so full
- 12:53of light, but if you're not, then better change your mood
- 12:57because if your eye is seeing bad, then darkness is what you
- 13:01will have, cuz you picked the wrong.
- 13:03Kind of hero wrong kind of hero, bad hero.
- 13:10I don't feel very good who don't get near me.
- 13:14No, I'm not sick. I just felt different inside,
- 13:18it's not a good feeling. I know what you mean.
- 13:21I feel the same way. What do you think it is?
- 13:25I know what it is and I'll tell you, I know it's that rat in the
- 13:29Hat and he just has to go. I really don't like this mess
- 13:33that. Are in God, isn't pleased.
- 13:35When you sin sin sin sin, he's right.
- 13:39I can't believe we told Mom, we didn't want to go to church
- 13:42anymore. I thought that's what we wanted,
- 13:44you know, to do things our own way, but our ways sure seems
- 13:48like the wrong way. I don't think there's any such
- 13:51thing as her own way. It's either God's way or the
- 13:54devil's way and God's way is the right way.
- 13:57Oh, what are we gonna do? Comrade, where did you come
- 14:01from? A dark hole in the A wall.
- 14:04What he means is, how did you get here?
- 14:06I walked, what's with all the questions?
- 14:09Never mind. We want out.
- 14:11Well, it's about time even I was beginning to feel cooped up.
- 14:15So, what do you want to do? Hang out at the mall, not that
- 14:19kind of out. What Conrad means is we want you
- 14:22out, we're staying, you are them, you rat?
- 14:26And that goes for me, too. We don't care where you go, we
- 14:30don't care what you do. Just pack up your things and get
- 14:33out. Out of our home, go rat in the
- 14:36Hat and leave us alone. But I have a deal to little fish
- 14:42with the kids. When it comes to these two, I'm
- 14:45the one who has dibs, they signed the contract.
- 14:49I mean contract. You see both Sally and Conrad
- 14:53belong to me. So if I'm to leave this quaint
- 14:58little home, then they're coming with me.
- 15:01I won't leave alone. Hey.
- 15:03Hey, I thought you couldn't rhyme.
- 15:06Yeah, light. What are we gonna do Conrad?
- 15:08I don't know. Fish got any ideas?
- 15:11No, but maybe your mother does I'm home, Mom?
- 15:18We're sorry. Yeah, we shouldn't have stayed
- 15:21home from church. Well, I'm so glad to hear you
- 15:24say that I've been praying for you all morning.
- 15:28What made you change your mind? He did.
- 15:30Who are you? I'm the rat in the Hat.
- 15:33Ma'am. The pleasure is mine and I can
- 15:37assure you that. Everything's fine.
- 15:39It's just that Sally and Conrad entered into sin and sign their
- 15:45lives over. I'm their new Guardian.
- 15:48There's really no problem. I'm willing to stay, but they
- 15:52want me to go and without them. No way.
- 15:58Mom, isn't there anything you can do?
- 16:01I can't do anything Sally. Lee you can't.
- 16:05I mean you can't I can't do anything, you kids have to do
- 16:12it. What do we do?
- 16:13We said we were sorry. You told me, you were sorry but
- 16:17did you tell God you were sorry. You have to repent, you know,
- 16:21change your mind. You're thinking Jesus will
- 16:24forgive you. He already paid for every sin
- 16:28God, we're sorry for all the wrong things we said and did we
- 16:32shouldn't have let that right. Into our lives.
- 16:35He just wanted to control us. We would rather obey your word
- 16:39god. You really, the one who makes us
- 16:41free. We won't forget that ever,
- 16:44again, from now on, we're gonna obey you because you want what's
- 16:48best for us in Jesus name? Amen.
- 16:52Amen, I'm proud of you. He's still here not for long.
- 16:59Now, listen to me, right? I have something to say you're
- 17:02leaving this house in. You're leaving today and you
- 17:05can't take my kids. Your contract said dud, their
- 17:09sin has been paid for by Jesus blood.
- 17:11They are God's children, so you don't have a claim now.
- 17:14Get out of our home rat in Jesus name, but I'm fine.
- 17:21There are other kids in the world.
- 17:23You two are not. The only ones dumb enough to
- 17:25fall, for my trap, a contract, a contract.
- 17:29I'll find someone else who thinks in is fun.
- 17:31And when I do, I'll make sure they don't come.
- 17:34Anywhere near this house because well, you might tell them the
- 17:38truth. Hurry, hey, he didn't mom.
- 17:43No Sally Conrad. You two did it when you decided
- 17:48you weren't going to sin anymore.
- 17:49And repented to God, you cast that rat off yourselves and I'm
- 17:53very proud of you both. Well, that is our story.
- 17:59It has come to an end. We hope that in your house.
- 18:02This will never begin. Please keep this lesson in your
- 18:06memory like a not fellowship with Darkness, you see?
- 18:10So when you're home, all alone, or with some not so good,
- 18:13friends, whatever you do. Don't let the rat in the Hat in
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