Latest / The Woody Show / HIGHLIGHT POD 30 MINS: The Woody Show February 9th 2026 Podcast
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- 0:00Speaker 1: Breaking news. Greg Gory had to take a major out
- 0:03Speaker 1: of work. Not since the Fall of Rome has there
- 0:06Speaker 1: been this much devastation. Woody, Woody, And now back to
- 0:13Speaker 1: the Woody Show. All right, So we have some some
- 0:15Speaker 1: guesses on the text as to who on the show
- 0:20Speaker 1: is holding on to a big secret that they are
- 0:23Speaker 1: about to reveal. This person says the secret lies with Gina.
- 0:29Speaker 1: This one says, Sammy got engaged, thank you, or Sea
- 0:34Speaker 1: Bass is retiring but like today, yeah, I'm giving it off.
- 0:43Speaker 1: Is it the fact that Menji hasn't told his mother
- 0:45Speaker 1: that he's back with his ax Okay, I don't know.
- 0:49Speaker 1: I don't know if that's true or not. Uh, but
- 0:53Speaker 1: we have somebody who's got the secret and that person
- 1:00Speaker 1: is not Greg Gory. No open yeah, see there's no
- 1:06Speaker 1: there's no tension here in this room because you know,
- 1:10Speaker 1: nobody's on the hot seat, per se. And if you
- 1:13Speaker 1: know it's not you, and if you know it's not you,
- 1:17Speaker 1: well then you're you're at ease. You're curious. But the listeners, man,
- 1:22Speaker 1: they are they're texting in what is it Genie with
- 1:26Speaker 1: a secret? No, No, it's not Gena's secret, nor is
- 1:30Speaker 1: it Menace or me no secrets. It is not Sea Bass.
- 1:38Speaker 1: Sea Bess does not have a secret to share you.
- 1:40Speaker 2: I didn't have a secret.
- 1:42Speaker 1: So the secret is either Sammy or Morgan.
- 1:48Speaker 3: Juicy He's got.
- 1:51Speaker 1: It is not Sammy, it is Morgan MORGI has a secret.
- 2:00Speaker 1: She headlined this by saying, I've got news.
- 2:05Speaker 4: Yeah, I have a life update, a life update that
- 2:08Speaker 4: I've been keeping from you guys for a bit. But
- 2:10Speaker 4: I think it's time.
- 2:13Speaker 3: I've been cohabitating with someone.
- 2:16Speaker 1: Why now, Gina has kind of felt this energy?
- 2:24Speaker 3: Really, do you know my secret?
- 2:27Speaker 2: No, she does, but I.
- 2:29Speaker 1: What's your guess?
- 2:31Speaker 2: Well, I think that Morgan is a lesbian.
- 2:36Speaker 3: Yeah, triggers me.
- 2:39Speaker 4: I quit basketball because I didn't want to be bad,
- 2:43Speaker 4: and I'm always scared that I look lesbian and lesbianian.
- 2:51Speaker 1: I don't get lesbian energy.
- 2:58Speaker 2: I didn't know it was an insult.
- 3:00Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 3:00Speaker 1: Yeah, you said there's a kind of not a like
- 3:04Speaker 1: a pepper step.
- 3:05Speaker 2: Yeah, there's there's a she's been a glow and I've
- 3:08Speaker 2: definitely taken.
- 3:09Speaker 3: Working on the attitude.
- 3:10Speaker 2: Yeah, but it's somebody else's working on her attitude.
- 3:14Speaker 1: There's a twist to this, you guys. Yeah, it's not
- 3:17Speaker 1: romantic allegedly.
- 3:19Speaker 4: What yeah, and there's another two Yeah wait a.
- 3:25Speaker 3: Second, but aren't you in a one bedroom? Not anymore?
- 3:29Speaker 4: And I'm still in the same like complex okay, like
- 3:33Speaker 4: townhouse type things.
- 3:34Speaker 2: I'm so confused.
- 3:36Speaker 3: But you guys know who I'm living with. That's the thing.
- 3:39Speaker 1: Who done done done? Really?
- 3:41Speaker 3: Yeah, you all know them.
- 3:43Speaker 1: I'm loving this because I already know. And it's it's
- 3:46Speaker 1: not romantic, you know at all? No?
- 3:49Speaker 5: Okay, before you tell us, do they work for this show?
- 3:53Speaker 3: Possibly? Yes?
- 3:55Speaker 5: What?
- 3:57Speaker 3: God? Living with somehow?
- 4:10Speaker 6: He told me he's walking around in his boxers.
- 4:16Speaker 4: It's I will say, it's really hard to get used
- 4:19Speaker 4: to why because I'm used to living alone and.
- 4:25Speaker 3: Someone at my house.
- 4:27Speaker 5: I don't watch sexual Energy, So she told me.
- 4:31Speaker 1: She told me about this, and then, uh, I was
- 4:34Speaker 1: watching one of the videos that we posted on the
- 4:37Speaker 1: Woody Show Instagram and it was Tyler talking about his
- 4:40Speaker 1: stupid finger skateboards and she made some she made some
- 4:45Speaker 1: really funny and she does this all the time, but
- 4:47Speaker 1: she'll make like a really funny one line kind of
- 4:51Speaker 1: comment on something.
- 4:52Speaker 3: And I almost ruined the secret.
- 4:54Speaker 1: But because I knew that they were cohabitating, it just
- 4:57Speaker 1: hit different She's like, oh, so where do you put
- 4:59Speaker 1: all this trash?
- 5:00Speaker 4: And guess what, guys, all his crap is in the
- 5:03Speaker 4: room and boxes like floor to ceiling, like.
- 5:07Speaker 3: Just boxes of toys. Tyler, I don't know why you
- 5:12Speaker 3: walk in that room.
- 5:13Speaker 4: It's just a bed and just tons of boxes like
- 5:15Speaker 4: legos and.
- 5:17Speaker 3: All that stuff.
- 5:19Speaker 1: I haven't gone through yet.
- 5:20Speaker 3: You had parents close to you like why are you
- 5:22Speaker 3: bringing that into a.
- 5:23Speaker 5: Because I know exactly why.
- 5:26Speaker 6: Why, Yes, move all that crap because he probably has
- 5:30Speaker 6: another family member moving in his old room.
- 5:32Speaker 3: That is Oh wow, Well I didn't know. I need
- 5:36Speaker 3: a timeline on this. This start, like what did this happen?
- 5:40Speaker 3: How did this happen? Okay, so this idea was conceived.
- 5:43Speaker 4: Do you guys remember when we when I took Vaughan
- 5:47Speaker 4: and Minji and Tyler to the boxing class.
- 5:49Speaker 3: Yes, mega drunk.
- 5:50Speaker 4: Yeah, we went to my house like to pre game
- 5:54Speaker 4: and post game after that, and I was like.
- 5:56Speaker 3: Oh, you know what we should do? We should be
- 5:57Speaker 3: roommates to save some money.
- 5:59Speaker 5: Yes, we just joking around the idea.
- 6:01Speaker 1: We've been saying that to you forever, roommate.
- 6:04Speaker 4: Well, we didn't. She seemed to be drunk to really
- 6:07Speaker 4: embrace it, and then like some time went by and
- 6:10Speaker 4: we're like, wait, we should actually do that, and he starts, yeah,
- 6:14Speaker 4: he's what's been since February so weeks now.
- 6:18Speaker 5: A couple of weeks.
- 6:19Speaker 1: It's in the same building, but you switched to a
- 6:21Speaker 1: two bedroom.
- 6:22Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm in a two bedroom, one bathroom. So Tyler
- 6:29Speaker 3: super stuff because I got home last night and it
- 6:31Speaker 3: was turned a candle. It's a very small place. He's
- 6:43Speaker 3: so for a great roommate.
- 6:44Speaker 2: Are you both on the lease?
- 6:46Speaker 4: No, yes, you can bound because I already had, you know,
- 6:49Speaker 4: relationship with this townhouse.
- 6:52Speaker 2: And how does Jeffrey feel about this?
- 6:54Speaker 3: Jeffrey likes him the doc, so it's nice.
- 6:58Speaker 2: Stop barking at him.
- 6:59Speaker 3: No, not at all. He likes Tyler. Tyler does refer
- 7:03Speaker 3: He says he's a step dad. I don't know how I.
- 7:05Speaker 1: Feel about that. That's a little fat.
- 7:09Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 7:09Speaker 1: He awkward having a new girl that Tyler brings in
- 7:14Speaker 1: every night.
- 7:14Speaker 3: Yeah, it's really awkward. We need a new bitch every night.
- 7:19Speaker 1: A fridge So what's the uh what are some of
- 7:23Speaker 1: the do you guys have like a roommate agreement? Not
- 7:25Speaker 1: really kind of ground rules that you has to set
- 7:28Speaker 1: had to set for each other.
- 7:29Speaker 2: No, my towel on the door.
- 7:31Speaker 6: No.
- 7:31Speaker 4: I just told him, like, I like clean places, so
- 7:33Speaker 4: we need to keep it clean.
- 7:34Speaker 1: Are you guys car pulling now?
- 7:36Speaker 4: No, we don't come in at the same time. But yeah,
- 7:40Speaker 4: I mean we got to figure it out as we go.
- 7:42Speaker 4: But it's just sorry if I've been weird there, Tyler.
- 7:44Speaker 4: I'm just trying to get used to living with someone,
- 7:46Speaker 4: you know, and it being the person I work with
- 7:48Speaker 4: every day.
- 7:49Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 7:49Speaker 5: I love it, though, go home.
- 7:51Speaker 3: To each other and I'm like, oh my god, you
- 7:53Speaker 3: have to fall in love. Yeah, yeah, can you imagine? No?
- 7:57Speaker 2: I can't.
- 7:57Speaker 5: Whoa Okay, really absolutely cannot.
- 8:01Speaker 3: Lesbian or if me and Tyler started dating?
- 8:03Speaker 1: Lesbian is not bad, either's Tyler.
- 8:06Speaker 3: Nothing's bad.
- 8:07Speaker 1: Why do you say lesbian is not bad? Like, what's
- 8:09Speaker 1: wrong with me?
- 8:11Speaker 2: Because she has the thing against lesbo I did not
- 8:13Speaker 2: know that.
- 8:14Speaker 3: I just want to make it clear. I'm straight.
- 8:15Speaker 1: No, No, he said you were pissed. Pissed because okay,
- 8:20Speaker 1: rest in peace. Ralphie May comedian Ralphie May. He had
- 8:23Speaker 1: a whole bit about this, and he was talking about
- 8:25Speaker 1: how like young girls they're you know, they're riddled with insecurities, right,
- 8:29Speaker 1: and so like the volleyball girls were always like very
- 8:32Speaker 1: insecure because everybody always just assumed that they were lesbians. Right, Really,
- 8:37Speaker 1: I could.
- 8:37Speaker 4: Basketball to go to volleyball, so I wouldn't be seen
- 8:40Speaker 4: as okay.
- 8:40Speaker 1: But he he said young fellas his advice to the
- 8:43Speaker 1: young fellows with hey, stop messing with the cheerleaders and
- 8:46Speaker 1: that kind of stuff, like, dude, go hit on the
- 8:48Speaker 1: volleyball girl. Yeah, because they like us that advantage. Yeah,
- 8:52Speaker 1: because they have a point. They have their own knee pads. Smart,
- 8:56Speaker 1: he pointed, all the stuff out and shorts.
- 8:58Speaker 3: That's actually really right.
- 8:59Speaker 1: Yeah, so it has nothing. It has nothing to do
- 9:01Speaker 1: with being anti lesbian per se.
- 9:03Speaker 2: It's just yeah, it's it's a misidentified curly.
- 9:07Speaker 1: Yeah. So what did your mom have? Your mom is
- 9:09Speaker 1: just here. Did she meet Tyler?
- 9:11Speaker 3: She did meet Tyler?
- 9:12Speaker 6: Yeah?
- 9:13Speaker 3: I think that. Did you guys get along? I wasn't there.
- 9:15Speaker 1: Your mom is actually pretty cool? Was did.
- 9:20Speaker 3: You guys bang?
- 9:21Speaker 2: Why did they hang out without you?
- 9:23Speaker 4: I was here, Like Tyler leaves a little bit earlier
- 9:26Speaker 4: than us, I was still here, and he a deposit.
- 9:30Speaker 1: Now hold on, I wonder and you can stop holding
- 9:32Speaker 1: that sign to take a break up Sammy, this is
- 9:34Speaker 1: big stuff. Yeah, so what are the chances? I don't
- 9:41Speaker 1: know if there's really I don't really see Morgan falling
- 9:44Speaker 1: for Tyler because he's not her type now at all.
- 9:47Speaker 1: But I think any woman is Tyler's type. So breathing,
- 9:51Speaker 1: what's the what the what? What are the what are
- 9:55Speaker 1: the chances do you think? And I'll defer more to
- 9:59Speaker 1: men and and bart and the people that have spent
- 10:02Speaker 1: way more time with Tyler. What do you think the
- 10:04Speaker 1: chances are that Tyler ends up developing feelings for Morgan
- 10:09Speaker 1: just organically well she is, And I'm asking this honestly,
- 10:12Speaker 1: not to Tyler's.
- 10:17Speaker 5: I don't really see him going like head over heels,
- 10:20Speaker 5: not that you know.
- 10:23Speaker 1: Tyler is a hopeless romantic though.
- 10:25Speaker 5: Yeah, but I think, uh, I think he would be
- 10:28Speaker 5: professional in a professional space that you guys work together.
- 10:31Speaker 2: Yeah, but when they come home, Yeah, one.
- 10:34Speaker 1: Of those drunk night ideas, let's live together, let's just
- 10:38Speaker 1: try it, let's hook up on Yeah, how it goes.
- 10:42Speaker 5: I see him like becoming like super buddy buddy and
- 10:45Speaker 5: going to events and doing a lot of fun things together,
- 10:48Speaker 5: but nothing romantic. I have hooked up with two female
- 10:52Speaker 5: roommates just because we were around.
- 10:55Speaker 1: Yeah, drinking gets involved and we never liked dated after that,
- 10:59Speaker 1: but we're just you know.
- 11:00Speaker 2: Was it awkward.
- 11:01Speaker 1: No, it wasn't, because I think they have been. I
- 11:03Speaker 1: think other than like the being gross aspect for Morgan.
- 11:08Speaker 3: He's not gross.
- 11:09Speaker 1: No, yeah, I'm talking. I'm talking about like blowing up
- 11:13Speaker 1: the bathroom like that kind of that kind of thing.
- 11:16Speaker 1: I could see him like kind of menaces area over
- 11:19Speaker 1: there where he sits, Like we're like Seabst had to
- 11:21Speaker 1: bring in the vacuum the other day, the carpet cleaning
- 11:24Speaker 1: vacuum because there's like stains and stuff all over the
- 11:27Speaker 1: ground and filth. Yeah yeah, yeah, I mean general kind
- 11:29Speaker 1: of like you know, crumbs and kind of messiness like that. Like,
- 11:32Speaker 1: other than that driving you crazy, I think he might
- 11:34Speaker 1: be he would probably be a pretty decent roommate.
- 11:36Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm not going to lie, like the living area
- 11:38Speaker 4: is super clean. I haven't even seen him eat once,
- 11:41Speaker 4: Like I don't know.
- 11:45Speaker 5: Because he does. And also, I mean, has this like
- 11:49Speaker 5: financially helped you out a lot?
- 11:53Speaker 4: Right?
- 11:54Speaker 1: Yeah?
- 11:54Speaker 2: Yeah, you're a bigger place.
- 11:56Speaker 1: What's what's your what's your net savings?
- 11:57Speaker 5: Here?
- 11:58Speaker 3: Since moving in, I'm saving one thousand dollars I got.
- 12:02Speaker 4: Yeah, that's great, Oh Morgan, this sacrifice, Morgan could definitely
- 12:07Speaker 4: go worse than Tyler.
- 12:08Speaker 1: Tyler actually kept his place really well as least. You
- 12:11Speaker 1: know what. You know what Morgan told me when she
- 12:14Speaker 1: shared this information with me, She goes donniverse claim that
- 12:17Speaker 1: I'm not a down ass bitch for content on this show.
- 12:20Speaker 4: You yeah, yeah, but you wouldn't do it.
- 12:25Speaker 3: You wouldn't live with him, Sea Bass.
- 12:27Speaker 1: No, of course I don't need a thousand dollars.
- 12:29Speaker 3: Okay, well he did good for you if I did considerate.
- 12:35Speaker 5: When I had Morgan the same job, Like I lived
- 12:37Speaker 5: in a studio apartment with two other guys.
- 12:40Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, at least a couple of years, and they
- 12:43Speaker 1: just all slept on top of each other like you
- 12:46Speaker 1: know what, you know what, they slept like sixty put
- 12:50Speaker 1: shoes in a box and check this out.
- 12:53Speaker 5: Had the toe to head I did. I slept on
- 12:56Speaker 5: the floor for like two years on a Harvard floor.
- 12:58Speaker 5: But two guys, the other two dudes did share a
- 13:01Speaker 5: bed and one of them ended up you know, being gay, yeah,
- 13:04Speaker 5: being gay, and the other one who always thought was
- 13:09Speaker 5: we always thought was gay. He says that he's still not,
- 13:11Speaker 5: but oh.
- 13:13Speaker 4: Sorry, can I add one more please? Tyler called me
- 13:16Speaker 4: one day because I gave him Obviously, we have sets
- 13:19Speaker 4: of keys, right, and I usually lock every door has
- 13:22Speaker 4: two locks, the dead bowl and then the.
- 13:24Speaker 2: Actual door door nobby.
- 13:26Speaker 4: I always just locked the door knob one when I leave,
- 13:28Speaker 4: but when I'm home, I do the dead bolt up top.
- 13:30Speaker 4: I'm home and he calls me. He's like, I don't
- 13:32Speaker 4: have a key for the top part. I only have
- 13:34Speaker 4: a key for the bottom. And he didn't realize that
- 13:37Speaker 4: like the same keys.
- 13:41Speaker 1: That doors work, key to be the same key.
- 13:44Speaker 3: But yeah, he his first instinct was to call me
- 13:46Speaker 3: instead of trying.
- 13:47Speaker 1: If you're going, hey, if there's gonna be one that
- 13:49Speaker 1: you lock, you should lock the dead bolt, not the doorknob. Yeah.
- 13:52Speaker 3: Really, I like that. It's way more convenience.
- 13:54Speaker 1: It's way more secure. The dead bolt's way more secure
- 13:57Speaker 1: than the doorknob. But not to defend Tyler. But my
- 14:00Speaker 1: keys are different for dead bowl and oh really.
- 14:03Speaker 5: Not to defend Tyler.
- 14:04Speaker 1: Yeah, get my parents house. It's two separate keys.
- 14:07Speaker 4: Also sounds I thought it was always the same, would
- 14:10Speaker 4: be safety wise between Jeffrey who I know is kind
- 14:12Speaker 4: of useless but adorable.
- 14:14Speaker 2: But you fight. Tyler is a big guy. I don't
- 14:16Speaker 2: think anyone's gonna mess with your house. Oh no, I think.
- 14:22Speaker 1: Nothing at big secret. Morgan and dumbass Tyler are now roommates.
- 14:28Speaker 1: They were, they were keeping it a secret. Yes, yeah,
- 14:30Speaker 1: all right, Well we're gonna take a break Woody Show
- 14:34Speaker 1: text in nine eight seven Morgan just to f y,
- 14:43Speaker 1: I you weren't you weren't working here yet. Tyler has
- 14:48Speaker 1: been known to make out with co workers. Thought about that.
- 14:51Speaker 3: I have heard about that.
- 14:53Speaker 1: You heard about that?
- 14:53Speaker 3: Is it confirmed?
- 14:54Speaker 1: Yeah?
- 14:55Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I think there were witnesses.
- 14:58Speaker 1: Yeah, there were witnesses. It was it was. It was
- 15:02Speaker 1: a whole WOODI Show events there.
- 15:03Speaker 5: And let me throw out all my comments. Now, I
- 15:08Speaker 5: was just because saying that, oh, it wouldn't happen, like
- 15:10Speaker 5: Tyler would be a professional whatever.
- 15:13Speaker 2: Oh we have on record. That's not so.
- 15:15Speaker 1: Yeah, man, first everything else. Second, you know, even with Tyler, yea,
- 15:19Speaker 1: even with Tyler. But yeah, people are people are all
- 15:22Speaker 1: over the text. I mean a lot of people who
- 15:24Speaker 1: are are very happy for you guys.
- 15:27Speaker 3: Thanks.
- 15:30Speaker 1: I mean because it helps it helps both of you out,
- 15:32Speaker 1: which is which is nice. They were also happy that
- 15:34Speaker 1: it wasn't some of the other announcements that people were guessing.
- 15:38Speaker 5: Yeah, you know, I think this is the thing you
- 15:42Speaker 5: could do though financially, I you know, I worked in
- 15:45Speaker 5: radio thirteen years before I even had my own place,
- 15:49Speaker 5: I always had roommates and it helps so much.
- 15:52Speaker 4: Yeah, it's perfect timing, because that's the whole thing I
- 15:54Speaker 4: didn't want to roommate for, was like I don't want
- 15:56Speaker 4: to find some stranger and get to know them.
- 15:57Speaker 3: So at least they have this trustworthy person.
- 16:00Speaker 1: That's great.
- 16:00Speaker 3: You know that I know is a good person. Yeah,
- 16:02Speaker 3: so it's it's beneficial.
- 16:04Speaker 1: Seven six two. He may not be her type, but
- 16:06Speaker 1: what are the chances she would let him hit it?
- 16:09Speaker 3: Yeah, what are the chances?
- 16:12Speaker 1: I don't know. You gotta be looking out for hidden cameras.
- 16:16Speaker 1: He does. He does have some kind of like he
- 16:19Speaker 1: does have like hidden camera energy, Like like when you
- 16:22Speaker 1: see the stories about people getting busted for you know,
- 16:25Speaker 1: like you know, cabinettendants on cruise lines and stuff, the
- 16:30Speaker 1: I T guys always have the same kind of look,
- 16:32Speaker 1: you know, like, yeah, he kind of has just Babe,
- 16:36Speaker 1: I'm judging a book by its cover. Just the look.
- 16:38Speaker 1: You look like a guy who would you know, have
- 16:40Speaker 1: like a like a like a like a toilet camera
- 16:42Speaker 1: or something. Yeah, that's that's a strong. No, that's a
- 16:45Speaker 1: very strong that's what they all said.
- 16:48Speaker 3: The panties before he.
- 16:49Speaker 6: I was about to say, did you chock? What about
- 16:53Speaker 6: socks though? Because he might be did you check to
- 16:55Speaker 6: see if he was your socks customer? Because he licked
- 16:59Speaker 6: toes in Mexico?
- 17:00Speaker 3: Right?
- 17:00Speaker 1: Still don't think that happened.
- 17:01Speaker 5: But alright, I called the person Julianne that you licked
- 17:06Speaker 5: her toes in front of everybody in this room.
- 17:09Speaker 1: Don't have she said video?
- 17:12Speaker 3: You would lie about that?
- 17:13Speaker 1: Yeah, he seems like a guy who's weak for the moment,
- 17:15Speaker 1: you know, I do need to.
- 17:17Speaker 3: Cut my socks. I didn't even think about that.
- 17:19Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, this is gonna be good.
- 17:21Speaker 3: So far, so good.
- 17:22Speaker 2: This is I love that you can protect him.
- 17:24Speaker 4: Yeah, mom's house to another girl's house, that can protect him?
- 17:30Speaker 1: If if if you're just tuning in, dumbass. Tyler and
- 17:34Speaker 1: Morgan are now roommates. Awesome. They are in a two bedroom, Yeah,
- 17:39Speaker 1: two bedroom apartment.
- 17:40Speaker 3: When I get home, he does say, welcome home.
- 17:42Speaker 4: Do you hang out He's fixed a ton of stuff.
- 17:47Speaker 3: He fixed my back door, Make all the jokes you want.
- 17:50Speaker 4: It was broken when we moved in, and he replaced
- 17:53Speaker 4: the shower like there's a camera.
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