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- 0:00Speaker 1: The hot I keep the Big Show Show show thanks
- 0:03Speaker 1: to crave Worthy street Food freshly made with Reburger.
- 0:09Speaker 2: Welcome this big, big.
- 0:12Speaker 3: Show, really big, Jason Howitz might not and.
- 0:17Speaker 4: Oh, get a your mad Barsard's great to have your
- 0:20Speaker 4: company this Tuesday afternoon. It is the twenty fifth of
- 0:23Speaker 4: August twenty twenty sixth, and you, my friends, as always
- 0:26Speaker 4: listening to the Big Show, brought to you by Reburger.
- 0:30Speaker 5: Crave Worthy street Food freshly made with Reburger. We're gonna
- 0:36Speaker 5: need a bigger Burger yum. Yeah, oh yeah yeah.
- 0:45Speaker 6: Oh is that it?
- 0:47Speaker 2: No?
- 0:47Speaker 5: I keep waiting, Okay, no with Jason.
- 0:51Speaker 6: No, the suspense is killing me.
- 0:53Speaker 5: That's it. Oh wait here it comes the last part.
- 0:56Speaker 6: Yuh yeah, good stuff.
- 0:57Speaker 4: Speaking of you, I'm good a Mogi Allien of the
- 1:00Speaker 4: man Hels life.
- 1:01Speaker 7: Don't pretty gres so your mad dog, your six son
- 1:03Speaker 7: of a bat. I'll tell you what, man, this goat
- 1:07Speaker 7: that we're doing here, the greatest of all time, is
- 1:09Speaker 7: absolutely disappearing. It feels like it hasn't even started and
- 1:12Speaker 7: now it's almost over.
- 1:13Speaker 6: It's incredible.
- 1:14Speaker 4: What I'm saying, Well, you know, when you're having a
- 1:16Speaker 4: good time, that's what happens.
- 1:17Speaker 6: It goes real quick. It goes real If.
- 1:21Speaker 7: I'm having a good time, it goes real quick, and
- 1:23Speaker 7: then the next day I really massively regret it.
- 1:26Speaker 6: Yeah, well there's that as well. Of course, there's that
- 1:28Speaker 6: as well.
- 1:29Speaker 5: Get a CAZy Hey, guys, how are you pretty good? Yeah?
- 1:33Speaker 6: Good, thanks mate, can't complain.
- 1:35Speaker 5: Yeah, lovely day out there. The Goat Countdown getting towards
- 1:37Speaker 5: the business ends. Yeah, of course, more cash to give away.
- 1:40Speaker 5: An update on Houghty J's come down. There is a
- 1:44Speaker 5: lot lot of stuff happening, man.
- 1:45Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I'm fine by the way I'm feeling. I'll
- 1:49Speaker 4: be honest with you. Actually, I'm a physical mess at
- 1:53Speaker 4: the moment. I'm really sore and achey. My hap's hurting.
- 1:58Speaker 6: I'm in a lot of so I'm just going to
- 2:01Speaker 6: talk my way through it, all.
- 2:03Speaker 5: Right, Yeah yeah, just overcompensate by talking lots.
- 2:06Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 2:06Speaker 6: Man, Hey, but let's get to the Goat.
- 2:11Speaker 5: Ready.
- 2:14Speaker 1: This is the Goat, the countdown for real music connoisseurs.
- 2:18Speaker 5: That's right, we are deep into the two hundreds, now fellers,
- 2:21Speaker 5: another two chances to win one hundred bucks cash coming up.
- 2:24Speaker 5: Keep an air out. Oh eight hundred, Darky is the
- 2:26Speaker 5: number to call. When you hear that cue to call,
- 2:28Speaker 5: should we rip into what is, in my opinion, an
- 2:31Speaker 5: all time KIWI classic. Yeah Man, But still.
- 2:35Speaker 2: On Radio Hdarcky two hundred and seventeen, The mint Chick's
- 2:39Speaker 2: Crazy Yes, Dumb No.
- 2:42Speaker 1: The Hierarchy Big Show week days from four on Radio Hdarchy.
- 2:46Speaker 4: Is indeed the white stripes they're coming at at number
- 2:49Speaker 4: two hundred and sixteen. I think it was Wow, two
- 2:52Speaker 4: hundred and sixteen. Now, fellas, let's talk.
- 2:55Speaker 6: Come dine with the Fellers, Come dine.
- 2:58Speaker 8: With the feelings.
- 3:02Speaker 5: If you're out a where we are doing a come
- 3:04Speaker 5: down with the Feller's rotation. It started with Moggi who
- 3:07Speaker 5: hosted all of us and our partners. That was last month.
- 3:09Speaker 5: This month it is Hoidy Jay's turn, and you've got
- 3:12Speaker 5: me and Pugs left and we'll be drawing our names
- 3:14Speaker 5: out of a hat at some stage to figure out
- 3:17Speaker 5: who goes next. But Jac you're up first this Sunday.
- 3:19Speaker 4: Yeah, And there was some massive controversy yesterday. None of
- 3:24Speaker 4: us realize it, including my wife. When we organized the
- 3:28Speaker 4: come Dine with the Fellows, We're at Hoidy Jay's and
- 3:31Speaker 4: that was the time we've set aside is two o'clock
- 3:34Speaker 4: on the Sunday. And then we were having a little
- 3:36Speaker 4: chitty chat in the studio and Keysy goes, ah, yes,
- 3:40Speaker 4: the wars are on at four o'clock.
- 3:43Speaker 5: Four pm Sunday. Great time for a while.
- 3:45Speaker 6: Yeah, and he was very excited about it. Mogi yes.
- 3:49Speaker 4: And then there was a sort of dawning realization that
- 3:51Speaker 4: I went, well, how about come down with the fellows
- 3:55Speaker 4: at Hoidy Jay's keys.
- 3:57Speaker 5: And he was like, oh my gosh, yeah, what are
- 3:59Speaker 5: we going to?
- 4:00Speaker 6: Oh god?
- 4:02Speaker 5: So you your job was to go home and ask
- 4:05Speaker 5: your wife if the fellows are allowed to watch, ask
- 4:07Speaker 5: your permission, yes, for the fellows to watch the Warriors
- 4:10Speaker 5: while you're hosting? Right, yes, how'd you get on?
- 4:13Speaker 4: Look, I'll be really honest with your fellows. It wasn't
- 4:16Speaker 4: as traumatic as I thought it was going to be.
- 4:18Speaker 4: And I said, Darling, God, you're looking lovely tonight.
- 4:21Speaker 5: But her up a bit.
- 4:23Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, you know, God you're looking so good.
- 4:25Speaker 5: Shower her and lies.
- 4:28Speaker 6: You are a striking looking woman, said I.
- 4:33Speaker 5: And then is that a good thing?
- 4:37Speaker 6: Well, yeah, you can be, it can be.
- 4:39Speaker 4: But anyway, now, what actually what happened was I just
- 4:42Speaker 4: came straight out with it nice and I said, Darling, Darling,
- 4:46Speaker 4: now listen, there's a bit of a dilemma. Y come
- 4:49Speaker 4: dine with the fellows. And she went, oh, yeah, what's that?
- 4:52Speaker 4: And I said, well, it turns out turns out that
- 4:57Speaker 4: at four o'clock on Sunday.
- 5:00Speaker 6: The Warriors are playing.
- 5:02Speaker 5: And she said, and.
- 5:04Speaker 6: And that's exactly what she said.
- 5:06Speaker 4: And she went and and I said, well, the fellas
- 5:11Speaker 4: mainly Moogie and Kezy, not me, obviously, the fellas really
- 5:18Speaker 4: want to watch the game. How do you feel about
- 5:20Speaker 4: that for our come down with the fellas? And she
- 5:22Speaker 4: said to me, and I quote, I've got no issue
- 5:25Speaker 4: with that at all. If they give us a team
- 5:28Speaker 4: for entertainment.
- 5:30Speaker 7: Well, we've discussed this yesterday, didn't we. And the problem
- 5:34Speaker 7: is that if the Wires lose, you're getting to zero.
- 5:38Speaker 7: But I think that I think that you can use
- 5:40Speaker 7: the Warrior's game Jays to give yourself an out, because
- 5:46Speaker 7: if you just moved it forward to a twelve pm kickoff,
- 5:50Speaker 7: food's on the table at one, you're reading, everybody's sort
- 5:53Speaker 7: of out the door around about half past three there,
- 5:56Speaker 7: you've actually got a strong out. And I know that
- 5:59Speaker 7: you like to get people out of the house. You
- 6:02Speaker 7: don't want the idea that they could be sitting around
- 6:04Speaker 7: there for hours and hours on end.
- 6:06Speaker 5: So if you just brought it forward a little bit,
- 6:08Speaker 5: I think it would solve all your problems.
- 6:10Speaker 4: That's not happening, Maga, I said to my wife. Well, well,
- 6:15Speaker 4: thank you for that, darling, but I'm not having it.
- 6:19Speaker 4: The whole idea is for the fellas and their lovely
- 6:25Speaker 4: partners to have a really enjoyable afternoon together, sharing food,
- 6:31Speaker 4: sharing tales, sharing a few laughs, sharing a few bubblis
- 6:37Speaker 4: all that kind of stuff. Bugger the Warriors. You can
- 6:40Speaker 4: watch that anytime. So my wife was for it, Hoody
- 6:44Speaker 4: Jay's against it.
- 6:47Speaker 7: Those are your rules, you live and die.
- 6:50Speaker 6: But having said that, you haven't answered my question. Well
- 6:54Speaker 6: you did it.
- 6:54Speaker 4: You said come earlier, but we want to keep it
- 6:57Speaker 4: at the same time. But if we do, watch has
- 7:00Speaker 4: had a ten for entertainment. Um, well, it's ours of entertainment.
- 7:06Speaker 6: Have you fellers?
- 7:07Speaker 5: Have you have you bought wine glasses yet or do
- 7:10Speaker 5: you still just have those tumblers?
- 7:12Speaker 6: Tech?
- 7:12Speaker 5: Okay, cool? Wow? Will you have snacks or will I
- 7:16Speaker 5: have to bring half of them?
- 7:17Speaker 4: Now you won't have to bring anything. Okay, this is
- 7:19Speaker 4: a really tricky thing. We've come down with the Fellers too,
- 7:22Speaker 4: because you have to be quite specific with what you're eating,
- 7:24Speaker 4: and then it's like, oh, but can you have little
- 7:27Speaker 4: nibbly things?
- 7:28Speaker 6: No, yeah, you know what I mean.
- 7:30Speaker 5: Isn't it looks I'll have some bags of chips. Maybe
- 7:34Speaker 5: I'm down for Yeah. If the wars are on, that's great.
- 7:37Speaker 5: If not, that's good as well.
- 7:38Speaker 7: Yeah, look, a hundred percent. I think it'd be a
- 7:40Speaker 7: great way to end off the day. What better way
- 7:42Speaker 7: than to finish off the day with a warrior's threshing
- 7:46Speaker 7: of the nights around J's places. Imagine the good will
- 7:48Speaker 7: you to receive, but entirely your call mate. Yeah, we
- 7:51Speaker 7: don't have to watch it. I will be watching it
- 7:53Speaker 7: in my car on my phone though, right, okay.
- 7:55Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, just a little bit more confused by the
- 7:59Speaker 4: whole thing.
- 8:00Speaker 5: Yeah, the whole thing's very convoluted now. To be honest,
- 8:02Speaker 5: I'm already marking you down a bit because I feel
- 8:04Speaker 5: like your party doesn't have a dedicated direction.
- 8:07Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 8:08Speaker 5: Right, it's a bit of a shamble. Oh but the
- 8:11Speaker 5: wars are make up your mind?
- 8:12Speaker 4: Well I didn't say that the Wars were going to be.
- 8:15Speaker 6: I didn't know that.
- 8:16Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, well look very it's a very fun, really
- 8:21Speaker 4: enjoyable direction.
- 8:23Speaker 5: It's going. Yeah, Al says good luck. Jay's all right,
- 8:26Speaker 5: good luck.
- 8:27Speaker 6: Thanks. Fellers.
- 8:27Speaker 2: You're listening to the Goat the Greatest of All Time
- 8:31Speaker 2: Countdown on Radio HEDAK two one hundred and fifteen, The Killers,
- 8:35Speaker 2: Smile like You, Mina.
- 8:39Speaker 1: The whole Aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.
- 8:42Speaker 1: Tune in week days at four on Radio hod.
- 8:44Speaker 4: I just need a bit of Jimmy Hendrix there on
- 8:47Speaker 4: the Goat Countdown, coming out at number two hundred and fourteen, Fellows,
- 8:50Speaker 4: I would have thought he was a little higher than that.
- 8:52Speaker 5: Oh Jimmy, yeah, one hundred percent. But he's got plenty
- 8:54Speaker 5: of songs in the Goat Countdown there, hoodie j Yeah
- 8:58Speaker 5: yet to play.
- 8:59Speaker 6: Yeah, no, listen.
- 9:01Speaker 4: We've had a bit of a controversy with come Din
- 9:02Speaker 4: at the Fellows. Yes, the Warriors are playing at four o'clock.
- 9:05Speaker 4: They didn't start well, they the lunch starts at two o'clock,
- 9:09Speaker 4: and the Fellows were very disgruntled about the fact that
- 9:12Speaker 4: we couldn't watch the Warrior.
- 9:13Speaker 5: No, it's either it's going to be great because we
- 9:15Speaker 5: can watch the Warriors together, or it's bad because you
- 9:17Speaker 5: won't let us watch the Warriors.
- 9:18Speaker 6: Yeah, that's what I mean, right, exactly right.
- 9:20Speaker 7: And you know, Jayson, you know you're sort of saying, oh,
- 9:23Speaker 7: it's not my fauld I didn't realize, et cetera, et cetera.
- 9:25Speaker 7: As part of planning a come down with a Feller's
- 9:29Speaker 7: event is you've got to check the calendar. Brother, You've
- 9:32Speaker 7: got to check the calendar. The other thing that's also
- 9:34Speaker 7: going on that day is obviously the All Blacks will
- 9:37Speaker 7: be playing. It's a second Test match that's very early
- 9:39Speaker 7: in the morning. Then at ten to thirty in the morning.
- 9:41Speaker 5: I've got to take my daughter to go and see
- 9:43Speaker 5: the latest Poor Patrol movie. You've taken none of these
- 9:45Speaker 5: things into consideration, and now you want me to also
- 9:49Speaker 5: miss the Warriors as well.
- 9:50Speaker 7: And I tell you got a snowballs chance in hell, mate,
- 9:53Speaker 7: I am watching that game. And if that means that
- 9:55Speaker 7: I have to walk through your door and bring my
- 9:57Speaker 7: own remote because we've got the same TV. Bring my
- 10:00Speaker 7: own remote from whole home that TV has gone on
- 10:03Speaker 7: at four o'clock for the Wars.
- 10:04Speaker 5: Well, look you here, here.
- 10:06Speaker 4: I will be up at four am prepping food in
- 10:11Speaker 4: my apron there. But apparently Pugs and this is the
- 10:14Speaker 4: other consideration. It's all very well, you guys banging on
- 10:18Speaker 4: about it, but you've got your partners coming as well,
- 10:21Speaker 4: and I can imagine that they are not.
- 10:23Speaker 5: Huge and Lucy as my wife is, Yeah, she doesn't
- 10:26Speaker 5: want to miss the game. My wife is a New
- 10:32Speaker 5: Zealander and there is a New Zealander. She is a
- 10:35Speaker 5: massive Wars fan.
- 10:36Speaker 6: Yeah, and actually my wife winds them are quite hot.
- 10:39Speaker 5: Yeah. Yeah. But the issue is we've got Pugs here
- 10:41Speaker 5: who's coming along as well.
- 10:42Speaker 8: Good a Pugs, Hey, fellas, I'm going to see that
- 10:48Speaker 8: sting back in there.
- 10:49Speaker 5: Good stuff, Pugs. How do you feel about the Wars
- 10:52Speaker 5: coming on halfway through Hoidy Jay's come Dying with Me,
- 10:55Speaker 5: which is themed late winter Christmas. Yeah.
- 10:58Speaker 8: Look, I am only one member of the judging here,
- 11:01Speaker 8: so I think it's important to keep that in mind.
- 11:04Speaker 8: And obviously my partner comes into consideration there as well,
- 11:06Speaker 8: because we are.
- 11:07Speaker 5: A team in the scenario.
- 11:09Speaker 8: Jason, I have no issue if you want to put
- 11:12Speaker 8: the Warriors on, it's your house, it's your decision, and
- 11:16Speaker 8: it's your come down.
- 11:17Speaker 7: With me.
- 11:17Speaker 8: But if that is your entertainment, you will get a
- 11:20Speaker 8: fat zero from.
- 11:21Speaker 5: Me boom, whereas you might get a ten from me.
- 11:23Speaker 4: And there you fellows, give me a couple of tens
- 11:30Speaker 4: and then on the gate my fat zero.
- 11:33Speaker 6: Okay, well this is very complicated now it is.
- 11:35Speaker 5: What are you going to do? Man?
- 11:37Speaker 6: I'll probably watch your wars?
- 11:39Speaker 7: Yeah, have you got some of that entertainment plan?
- 11:42Speaker 5: Jays?
- 11:43Speaker 6: Have I?
- 11:45Speaker 2: Boy?
- 11:46Speaker 5: Have I remember Mogi took us on a tour. We
- 11:49Speaker 5: got to see the sinkhole at the end of the street.
- 11:51Speaker 6: Yeah, that was very good. That was great.
- 11:53Speaker 5: You're going to beat that?
- 11:54Speaker 6: This is the question.
- 11:56Speaker 5: How are you going to beat Moggi's stink?
- 12:00Speaker 4: I haven't quite figured that out yet, but I'm sure
- 12:02Speaker 4: it's going to be great if I had my own
- 12:05Speaker 4: entertainment and.
- 12:06Speaker 5: The ways not at the same time I.
- 12:08Speaker 4: Get a big round ten from old pag sound.
- 12:12Speaker 8: It depends on what you do for the entertainment, man,
- 12:15Speaker 8: But I'm looking forward to it here.
- 12:16Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, good stuff.
- 12:17Speaker 5: As as it's not the same time as the wise,
- 12:18Speaker 5: because that would be very annoying and that would be
- 12:20Speaker 5: a big fat zero for me.
- 12:22Speaker 4: It was distracted planning on doing it at about four
- 12:24Speaker 4: as well, So I have to cancel in the.
- 12:27Speaker 5: Clown good luck Hoidy.
- 12:29Speaker 7: J oh my god, because it's a late it's a
- 12:33Speaker 7: late winter Christmas Dame. If you have saying to the
- 12:36Speaker 7: is so I consider on his No, that's a big
- 12:38Speaker 7: fit team, brother.
- 12:39Speaker 5: Yeah, that is funny.
- 12:40Speaker 6: Actually, oh good, I guess it's good to know.
- 12:42Speaker 5: Yeah, bloody good stuff.
- 12:46Speaker 1: The Hdikey Big Show week days from four on radio
- 12:49Speaker 1: hold ike.
- 12:50Speaker 5: Radio music snobbery with financial benefits.
- 12:58Speaker 6: Yes, so hand with backs to be exact.
- 13:00Speaker 4: Yeah, that's the other thing about it going so fast,
- 13:03Speaker 4: Fellers is we're going to run out of money. You know,
- 13:04Speaker 4: we're not going to be giving up money anymore.
- 13:07Speaker 5: But the thing is, Jason Man, money doesn't grow on trees. Yeah,
- 13:10Speaker 5: I guess so, you know what I mean.
- 13:12Speaker 4: But just think of all the lives that we've changed
- 13:16Speaker 4: during this countdown. People that have been stuck in jobs
- 13:19Speaker 4: they don't like, people that have been stuck in places.
- 13:22Speaker 6: They don't like.
- 13:22Speaker 4: They've been able to buy new properties, they've moved over seas,
- 13:26Speaker 4: they've quit their jobs.
- 13:28Speaker 5: They've bought Island's generational wealth.
- 13:30Speaker 4: Well exactly, they could pass it on to their fino
- 13:33Speaker 4: all of that.
- 13:34Speaker 5: That's one of the winners from last week. Bought smart
- 13:37Speaker 5: and then gave it down to his kids, and that
- 13:40Speaker 5: art is now worth ten million dollars. It's pretty good.
- 13:43Speaker 7: Although you know, like the Goat's going to be over
- 13:45Speaker 7: soon end of Thursday's there. But I've been talking to
- 13:48Speaker 7: Boxy and we're going to have another huge competition coming
- 13:51Speaker 7: in Fellers right, so.
- 13:53Speaker 5: Wow, right straight to the CEO for that, Yeah, straight
- 13:56Speaker 5: to the ceo.
- 13:57Speaker 4: Yeah, that's the best way to do it, Maggie, straight
- 13:59Speaker 4: to the top, thank you.
- 14:00Speaker 6: Hey, let's go to the phone lines. Good a, Ellen,
- 14:02Speaker 6: you're mad Bassett.
- 14:03Speaker 4: Hell's life here you go Fellas.
- 14:05Speaker 6: Yeah, good things, mate, good good. How's your day in christ?
- 14:08Speaker 4: It's going there, Ellen, it's beautiful mate, Yeah, yeahs always Yeah.
- 14:15Speaker 6: She is pretty dry and windy down there. But tell me, Ellen,
- 14:17Speaker 6: what do you do for a crust? I'm an engineer?
- 14:20Speaker 5: Oh yeah, what are you engineering? Ellen?
- 14:25Speaker 2: Rocks?
- 14:26Speaker 8: Oh?
- 14:26Speaker 5: How good is engineering rocks? What do you mean engineering
- 14:29Speaker 5: a rock? How do you mean? What does that mean?
- 14:31Speaker 6: Oh? You know you put them, you break them up,
- 14:34Speaker 6: you put them down?
- 14:35Speaker 5: Yeah, you build something on top of them? Come on, man?
- 14:38Speaker 4: Oh yeah, funny you should say that because my wife
- 14:40Speaker 4: and I when we went up north the other day
- 14:42Speaker 4: for a little break, we're marveling how they you know,
- 14:45Speaker 4: they basically carved massive holes into mountain sides.
- 14:49Speaker 6: It's quite a yeah, is that you Ellen that did that?
- 14:53Speaker 5: Yeah, on the side, you're a big man.
- 14:57Speaker 4: Well, I tell you what, mate, you're one hundred dollars richer.
- 15:00Speaker 4: How does that sound?
- 15:01Speaker 5: Oh?
- 15:01Speaker 6: Hell good, thanks very much.
- 15:03Speaker 5: Yeah, and you hold the line there and old pugs
- 15:05Speaker 5: give you a good scene too, right, Yeah, good on
- 15:08Speaker 5: your mate. Bloody how lucky fell one hundred bucks? Just
- 15:11Speaker 5: like that hondy bones.
- 15:14Speaker 4: I mean he could have been having a ready sucky
- 15:16Speaker 4: day and now he's just like it's just all turned around.
- 15:19Speaker 5: I think that you can put that away and just
- 15:21Speaker 5: think of the interest. You can live off the interest. Yes,
- 15:24Speaker 5: how much interest would you get? You don't think about
- 15:26Speaker 5: that like a dollar a year.
- 15:29Speaker 7: Well, you're sort of looking at your three four and
- 15:31Speaker 7: a half percent, so it could be anywhere up to
- 15:34Speaker 7: three bucks. But you could live on then there'll be
- 15:36Speaker 7: obviously you'd have to deal with your attack, your back chargers.
- 15:40Speaker 5: Yeah, so you could eat that with about eight bucks
- 15:43Speaker 5: left over. It's not bad that's good stuff, isn't it.
- 15:46Speaker 6: That's good eating.
- 15:49Speaker 2: The ghast.
- 15:50Speaker 5: It's Music's ultimate scoreboard.
- 15:52Speaker 2: On Radio Hurdarchy two one hundred and twelve Tame and Parlor,
- 15:56Speaker 2: the least I know the better The.
- 15:59Speaker 1: Hiarchy Big Show week days from four on.
- 16:02Speaker 4: Radio Hovan their Heart Shaped Box coming in at number
- 16:05Speaker 4: two hundred and eleven Bowels.
- 16:07Speaker 5: Do you know what that song's about?
- 16:10Speaker 6: Love?
- 16:11Speaker 5: Yeah? Yeah, that's it. This guy gets it.
- 16:12Speaker 6: Yeah?
- 16:12Speaker 5: Thanks man.
- 16:13Speaker 6: Shall we talk TV?
- 16:16Speaker 4: What's on the Telly with Mike Minogue?
- 16:22Speaker 8: Well?
- 16:23Speaker 5: Yeah, I watched a mini series called It's on Netflix, Keysy.
- 16:30Speaker 5: It's called Who Killed Jill Dando? Do you remember her? Jays?
- 16:35Speaker 7: Yes, she is a British television presenter and she went
- 16:40Speaker 7: home one day and she was murdered on a doorstep
- 16:44Speaker 7: and they never found that. Keller was a huge mystery.
- 16:46Speaker 7: She was the most popular television presenter in the United
- 16:50Speaker 7: Kingdom at the time. Huge mystery mystery around it.
- 16:55Speaker 5: I've sort of got about three quarters the way through
- 16:58Speaker 5: the first episode. Interesting stuff, but it was three episodes
- 17:01Speaker 5: and I knew for a fact that they didn't know
- 17:04Speaker 5: who the killer was, So really, what are they going
- 17:08Speaker 5: to tell me?
- 17:09Speaker 7: What are they what am I going to learn that
- 17:10Speaker 7: I didn't al really know, So I turned it off
- 17:13Speaker 7: and watched a bit more alone on TV and z employers.
- 17:16Speaker 6: Oh yeah, how's Shay doing.
- 17:18Speaker 5: Shane's living on a diet of worms and this is
- 17:21Speaker 5: the moment the reality show where they dropped in the
- 17:23Speaker 5: middle of and winter.
- 17:26Speaker 7: It's two degrees Yeah, and there's a new Zealand possum
- 17:30Speaker 7: tramper on there called Shay, whom I really like. But
- 17:33Speaker 7: he's literally surviving on plates of w.
- 17:38Speaker 5: Yes, it's so gross.
- 17:39Speaker 6: Yeah, man, you've got to do what you've got to
- 17:41Speaker 6: do in that situation. Keezy.
- 17:43Speaker 5: And he's very I've got to say, he's very funny. Yes,
- 17:46Speaker 5: very dead ben. I mean he's by himself, just taping,
- 17:48Speaker 5: recording himself as he goes. Oh, he's very I really
- 17:51Speaker 5: like him.
- 17:51Speaker 6: Yeah, he's a very likable character.
- 17:55Speaker 4: My wife and I watched a documentary last night called Betrayal.
- 18:00Speaker 4: Betrayal and it's based it's a program that's also a podcast,
- 18:06Speaker 4: and the story last night was about a woman who
- 18:13Speaker 4: whose husband was a cop right and just a great
- 18:17Speaker 4: all round guy.
- 18:19Speaker 5: And does she betray him or was he?
- 18:26Speaker 4: It went on and on and on and on and
- 18:31Speaker 4: he had a bit of shagging outside of the marital
- 18:36Speaker 4: marital sort.
- 18:37Speaker 7: Of set up, because they're still frowned upon that in
- 18:40Speaker 7: some countries that.
- 18:43Speaker 5: Was the story, whether he was who's shagging?
- 18:46Speaker 4: Yeah, well, waiting into specifics of what was happening, because
- 18:50Speaker 4: it gets a.
- 18:51Speaker 5: Bit sexy right the shagging, but just stupid, how many buzzies.
- 18:58Speaker 6: I was just like, well, why.
- 19:00Speaker 4: Are we watching this downing? And she was like, I
- 19:01Speaker 4: don't even know. It's just just dumb.
- 19:05Speaker 5: One busy yet in a while, reluctantly one busy Wow betrayal.
- 19:13Speaker 5: Last night fellas I was watching season one of Outrageous Fortune,
- 19:16Speaker 5: first time I've ever seen it. My wife and I
- 19:18Speaker 5: both loving it. Last night's episode, what's the name of
- 19:22Speaker 5: the young the elder daughter who wants to be a model, Oh,
- 19:26Speaker 5: the one that Chavaughan plays her, Pascal. She starts seeing
- 19:31Speaker 5: this TV personality who looks because the show was made
- 19:35Speaker 5: in the early two thousands, very early two thousand style
- 19:39Speaker 5: TV personality. Honestly, if I had to say, it kind
- 19:42Speaker 5: of looked like Simon Bunnett that style aviator glasses, copped,
- 19:47Speaker 5: Ralph laurin polo shirt and like Bleach blonde spiky here
- 19:53Speaker 5: and he was like the hottest guy out and I
- 19:55Speaker 5: was just like classic, very funny episode again honest. So
- 20:00Speaker 5: every episode they keep weaving new characters in and out
- 20:03Speaker 5: and it just keeps getting better and better. Absolutely love it.
- 20:06Speaker 5: Current hookeys just watch it TVs plus. Every episode's there, beautiful.
- 20:09Speaker 6: Let's go back to the countdown number two hundred and ten,
- 20:14Speaker 6: the Ghost.
- 20:14Speaker 5: You know we've got the goat here.
- 20:15Speaker 2: Everybody pass off the countdown for real music connoisseurs on
- 20:19Speaker 2: Radio HODAK two hundred and ten. David Bowie famous.
- 20:27Speaker 1: The hold Aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.
- 20:30Speaker 1: Tune in week days at four on Radio hold Ike.
- 20:33Speaker 4: Welcome back in as a backbones. I hope you're getting three
- 20:35Speaker 4: your Tuesday afternoon. You are listening to the Big Show,
- 20:38Speaker 4: brought to you by Rebig.
- 20:39Speaker 5: Gears, handcrafted burg years, loaded fries and good maids that
- 20:42Speaker 5: will change the game. Yeah yeam, yam yam, Yeah yam yam,
- 20:45Speaker 5: yam yam. And a quick reminder, fellas to head into
- 20:47Speaker 5: your local Reburger and try the brand new chop House Burger.
- 20:51Speaker 5: That's the one with smoky Louisiana rubbed pure new Zealand beef, cheese,
- 20:54Speaker 5: streaky bacon, lettuce, tomato, onion resource and from today and
- 20:58Speaker 5: for the rest of the week, free fries if you
- 21:00Speaker 5: want to that burger.
- 21:01Speaker 7: Do you like it when people are rubbing spices on
- 21:03Speaker 7: your meat, Jase.
- 21:04Speaker 6: Yeah, I like a bit of a spice on my
- 21:06Speaker 6: meat for sure. Yeah.
- 21:08Speaker 5: When you when you cook a steak, who when you
- 21:13Speaker 5: guys cook a steak, do you put the oil on
- 21:15Speaker 5: the steak or the oil on the pan? Well, the
- 21:17Speaker 5: first thing you've got to do, keysy, and you'll know
- 21:19Speaker 5: this chase as you get a little bit of your
- 21:22Speaker 5: oil there and you put it across the steak on
- 21:24Speaker 5: both sides, a little bit of salt, a little bit
- 21:26Speaker 5: of pepper on both sides. You've got to give it
- 21:27Speaker 5: a good twenty minutes plus just to sit in the
- 21:31Speaker 5: because I was told not to put pepper on it
- 21:33Speaker 5: because it burns. That's absolute rubbish. Who told you that?
- 21:37Speaker 5: I think it was ol brown.
- 21:40Speaker 6: I don't eat steak.
- 21:42Speaker 5: Ah, do you cook it beautifully?
- 21:45Speaker 6: But I don't eat it.
- 21:47Speaker 5: So you'll cook steak and then what do you do
- 21:49Speaker 5: with it?
- 21:49Speaker 6: My wife eats it, right.
- 21:50Speaker 4: I go out of my way because just because I
- 21:53Speaker 4: don't eat something doesn't mean that, and she likes a
- 21:56Speaker 4: good steaks, so lady.
- 22:01Speaker 6: I'll put I'll put a bit of a rub on it.
- 22:04Speaker 5: I speak more than your steak is your milk when
- 22:08Speaker 5: you're making a coffee, And it's always just beautiful, the greatest,
- 22:13Speaker 5: like thinnest bit of like shitz almost it's been cooked
- 22:16Speaker 5: for like twenty minutes. Sup, poor to how shit? Yeah?
- 22:20Speaker 5: Anyway it sounds good?
- 22:21Speaker 8: Yeah?
- 22:21Speaker 5: Thanks?
- 22:22Speaker 4: Yeah?
- 22:23Speaker 5: Hey, should we get into the countdown.
- 22:26Speaker 2: The ghosts.
- 22:27Speaker 6: This is one of the greatest.
- 22:28Speaker 2: It's like the Michelin Dice for music on Radio Hodaki
- 22:33Speaker 2: two hundred and nine, Oasis, Don't Look Back in Anger, the.
- 22:38Speaker 1: Darky Big Show weekdays from four on Radio hod I.
- 22:41Speaker 4: Can keepers there on the Hodaki Countdown, the Goat Countdown
- 22:46Speaker 4: this Tuesday afternoon.
- 22:48Speaker 6: Great June, Great Chune.
- 22:49Speaker 5: Coming in at two hundred and eight. Fellers Tomorrow, I've
- 22:52Speaker 5: got an audition for an ad a commercial, a TVC.
- 22:56Speaker 5: It's called in the Bizzo Jase. Yeah, man, And I'm
- 23:00Speaker 5: to be honest, I'm kind of regretting saying yes to
- 23:03Speaker 5: the audition, right because it's one of those things that
- 23:06Speaker 5: hangs over me. Yes, that's right. I don't mind him
- 23:08Speaker 5: seeing a big event in front of people. I don't
- 23:10Speaker 5: mind that sort of stuff. I don't mind live radio,
- 23:12Speaker 5: live TV for some reason, and an audition with a
- 23:15Speaker 5: random person that I've never met in a small room
- 23:17Speaker 5: and they've got a camcorder and I have to remember
- 23:19Speaker 5: lines and do acting. I hate it when you go
- 23:22Speaker 5: in there, isn't it, Jase. You're sort of going to
- 23:24Speaker 5: the waiting room. You have to go in there, and
- 23:26Speaker 5: you have to fill out a piece of paper, you know,
- 23:30Speaker 5: with your name and who your agent is, and your
- 23:32Speaker 5: measurements and all these sorts of things, and you're just
- 23:35Speaker 5: hoping that you know, plane is going to crash into
- 23:37Speaker 5: the building.
- 23:38Speaker 7: There's some reason why you can't go in. There's a
- 23:40Speaker 7: horrible feeling in your gats. Yeah, there might be somebody
- 23:43Speaker 7: else in the waiting room and think, oh, that person
- 23:44Speaker 7: will be really good at this. I'm gonna be really bad,
- 23:46Speaker 7: And then you get in there and then you just
- 23:48Speaker 7: absolutely humiliate yourself.
- 23:50Speaker 2: Yeah, totally.
- 23:50Speaker 5: That's certainly been my experience in the past, and in fact,
- 23:55Speaker 5: you know, I've auditioned for certain ads and then seeing
- 23:57Speaker 5: the ads come out and then gone, wow, I am
- 23:59Speaker 5: glad I didn't get that.
- 24:00Speaker 6: Yeah.
- 24:00Speaker 5: Well, what's interesting is, you know, the first couple you did, Keys,
- 24:03Speaker 5: you got callbacks, didn't you. You got a callback, So
- 24:06Speaker 5: I don't.
- 24:06Speaker 7: Know what's happening at your callback is when you go
- 24:08Speaker 7: in there, there's you know, hundreds of people that go
- 24:10Speaker 7: for it, and then they're like, oh, we like this
- 24:12Speaker 7: this short list of people, let's get them back, and
- 24:15Speaker 7: then you make your final decision from there and your
- 24:17Speaker 7: very first two auditions, Keys, I remember you got shortlists
- 24:20Speaker 7: and we thought, Jesus, this guy's skyrocket to succeeds. Of
- 24:24Speaker 7: course you represented him at that stage as his agent.
- 24:26Speaker 5: Jason.
- 24:27Speaker 7: God, he's just been an absolute you know, not to
- 24:29Speaker 7: talk in front of you, behind your backha, but just
- 24:31Speaker 7: what the wheels have come off? Yeah?
- 24:34Speaker 6: I mean have you have you thought about not doing it? Yes?
- 24:38Speaker 5: A lot?
- 24:39Speaker 6: Yeah, like a lot.
- 24:40Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, perfectly normal.
- 24:42Speaker 4: What I found really useful in that particular situation because
- 24:46Speaker 4: there are a lot of nerves and anxiety.
- 24:49Speaker 5: I just say no, yes, see that I wanted to
- 24:53Speaker 5: say no, but I'm scared of my agent. Yeah, and
- 24:56Speaker 5: I worry that my agent's gonna get grumpy at me,
- 24:58Speaker 5: so I say yes, short term relief, long term human. Ye,
- 25:04Speaker 5: I've got this thing and it's an ad where I'm
- 25:06Speaker 5: like this guy and I just I'm meant to be
- 25:08Speaker 5: cool in a bar. Well, that's never gonna work, miss,
- 25:13Speaker 5: you know, sort of miscast.
- 25:14Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, what were they thinking that wrong?
- 25:16Speaker 5: Well, and I'm just delivering lines down the camera in
- 25:20Speaker 5: a kind of cool way. Okay. And it's for a
- 25:23Speaker 5: health insurance company called be Sure Insure.
- 25:26Speaker 7: Well, it feels like we should be doing this is
- 25:28Speaker 7: a as an actual audition, do you know what I mean?
- 25:31Speaker 7: We should actually you should come into the room and
- 25:34Speaker 7: we're welcome, you know, welcome in because you normally have
- 25:36Speaker 7: somebody that reads the line, somebody who's operating the camera,
- 25:38Speaker 7: and then you can sort of go through it. We
- 25:39Speaker 7: give give you notes. It feels like the only way
- 25:42Speaker 7: to do it.
- 25:42Speaker 5: Fine, Okay, we could do this. Yeah, okay, we'll do that.
- 25:44Speaker 5: Next thing is it's gonna be good?
- 25:47Speaker 6: Yeah, good working forward to it.
- 25:48Speaker 5: In the meantime, honestly, I'm dreading tomorrow.
- 25:52Speaker 6: Here's number two hundred and seven in the gag.
- 25:55Speaker 2: The Faith your Greatest all time countdown two one hundred
- 26:02Speaker 2: and seven. Queen, we will rock you.
- 26:07Speaker 1: The hold Arching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kyzy.
- 26:10Speaker 1: Tune in week days at four on Radio Hodarchy.
- 26:13Speaker 4: Gummed Rose is there on the hold Archy Countdown, coming
- 26:18Speaker 4: at number two hundred and six.
- 26:19Speaker 5: That's right, the goat, Fellas, I've got an audition for
- 26:22Speaker 5: an ad tomorrow. I'm freaking out because the last audition
- 26:25Speaker 5: I did really scarred me. I haven't done another one
- 26:28Speaker 5: like a year since. I was supposed to dance and
- 26:31Speaker 5: sing and play silly buggers and I left there being like,
- 26:35Speaker 5: this is the worst thing I've ever done in my life.
- 26:37Speaker 5: But I've been asked to do another audition. It's happening tomorrow,
- 26:39Speaker 5: and you guys have offered to basically run me through
- 26:42Speaker 5: an audition. Ye improv styles so that I will be
- 26:46Speaker 5: less worried tomorrow.
- 26:47Speaker 8: Why not?
- 26:48Speaker 6: It sounds free?
- 26:50Speaker 5: Lines camera?
- 26:52Speaker 6: Actually, now it's time for the big show a bra.
- 26:57Speaker 5: So the scene, as Fellas, I'm like a cool guy
- 27:01Speaker 5: in a bar wearing a suit supposed to be anyway,
- 27:04Speaker 5: and I'm just delivering lines down the barrel, down the
- 27:07Speaker 5: camera about this health insurance company called be Sure in Sure.
- 27:12Speaker 4: Well, the first thing I would suggest, Keezy, and my
- 27:15Speaker 4: first advice to you have a couple of.
- 27:17Speaker 5: Bezies really just eleven am just to chill out.
- 27:21Speaker 6: You know, Uber and Uber into the audition. Two or
- 27:26Speaker 6: three beezies.
- 27:26Speaker 4: Three Yes, I reckon that's your sort of sweet spot,
- 27:29Speaker 4: the Goldilocks.
- 27:31Speaker 6: Yeah, so there's that.
- 27:33Speaker 5: If I book the job, I'd have to be on
- 27:35Speaker 5: the beers that day as well.
- 27:36Speaker 6: Well you'll deal with that after.
- 27:39Speaker 5: Job. People expect that.
- 27:41Speaker 7: Okay, So let's make it. You're coming into the room
- 27:43Speaker 7: near Kesy, Jason and I are running the audition. You're
- 27:47Speaker 7: just knock on the door and we'll take it from there.
- 27:55Speaker 5: Not again, Hello, chris Key, here for my audition.
- 28:02Speaker 7: Oh sorry, we're in this We're in this other room.
- 28:06Speaker 7: You got the wrong You got the wrong room, mate.
- 28:07Speaker 6: Sorry, well you don't need to knock again. We've already
- 28:10Speaker 6: seen you come on in.
- 28:12Speaker 5: Good Hi, Hi, Sorry about that. Okay, great, Sorry, we're
- 28:15Speaker 5: running a little bit mate.
- 28:16Speaker 7: Uh look, I'm all a fluster here a little bit late,
- 28:20Speaker 7: mate to don't This is my off side of Jase.
- 28:22Speaker 7: He'll be running the camera for you. I just need
- 28:25Speaker 7: to get a few details from your front. So just
- 28:29Speaker 7: right on the board there, just write your name and
- 28:31Speaker 7: who your agent is. And then we'll just get some
- 28:34Speaker 7: profiles and everything. I stand down the air and we'll
- 28:37Speaker 7: we'll just get some some shots of you there.
- 28:39Speaker 4: I'm just gonna yeah, that's good. It's going a headshot there. Actually,
- 28:42Speaker 4: I might just back that off of it.
- 28:47Speaker 5: That's good.
- 28:47Speaker 7: Profile profiles, Okay, what's that?
- 28:51Speaker 5: Okay?
- 28:56Speaker 7: And then to the right all the way profile to
- 28:58Speaker 7: the right right Okay, Well, I don't know what we
- 29:01Speaker 7: can do anyway, it's okay, okay, great, Well, if you
- 29:04Speaker 7: just want to give the board back to Jason.
- 29:06Speaker 6: Sorry, you just hold on that, Chris, is it? I
- 29:09Speaker 6: think camera must be a bit wonky. Just there we go. Sorry,
- 29:14Speaker 6: we had that.
- 29:15Speaker 5: Okay.
- 29:15Speaker 7: So obviously you know your script. Jase will do the
- 29:19Speaker 7: any offlines that might be required. It's pretty much just
- 29:22Speaker 7: you doing the monologue. There's a bit of action in
- 29:24Speaker 7: the script, but we're just going to get rid of
- 29:26Speaker 7: that and you really all you need to do is
- 29:28Speaker 7: just you know, deliver it pretty much down the barrel. Okay, cool, Okay,
- 29:32Speaker 7: you say say when and I'll kick into it.
- 29:34Speaker 5: We won't say when.
- 29:35Speaker 7: Generally, we'll say you'll find that universal and if you
- 29:38Speaker 7: do get the part, they won't say when.
- 29:40Speaker 5: On see it either.
- 29:43Speaker 2: Good.
- 29:43Speaker 5: I suppose I say cut afterwards, I'd concentrate for as
- 29:48Speaker 5: you sorry, just nervous, all right, action to stop you.
- 29:57Speaker 5: I've literally just started.
- 30:00Speaker 6: On the barrel if you don't mind, mate the camera.
- 30:02Speaker 5: Yeah you sit down the barrel and there's a barrel
- 30:05Speaker 5: in the corner and looking at.
- 30:07Speaker 6: A barrel, but you mean the camera, yeah, the camera?
- 30:09Speaker 5: Okay, okay, here we go. Really say when take two?
- 30:13Speaker 4: Is it?
- 30:14Speaker 5: Yeah? All right? Take two action. I don't need health insurance.
- 30:20Speaker 5: That's what they all say, until they do next thing.
- 30:24Speaker 5: You know, boom, something unexpected happens in your stripped What
- 30:28Speaker 5: I mean?
- 30:28Speaker 7: Look, I don't really want to give you a direction
- 30:30Speaker 7: because there should be your performance.
- 30:31Speaker 6: But boom.
- 30:32Speaker 5: You can see on the script there it's in Capital leaders,
- 30:34Speaker 5: so it's going to.
- 30:35Speaker 6: Be you know, boom.
- 30:37Speaker 5: Okay, here we go. I don't need health insurance. That's
- 30:43Speaker 5: what they all say until they do next thing.
- 30:46Speaker 7: You know.
- 30:46Speaker 5: Boom? What?
- 30:47Speaker 6: Sorry I stopped you. This a little bit of a
- 30:49Speaker 6: pomp with the boom.
- 30:51Speaker 5: What do you mean? Okay, right, Okay, I don't need
- 30:58Speaker 5: health insurance, that's what they all say. Stop you there, okay,
- 31:04Speaker 5: Why I just want to see it but better. Okay,
- 31:09Speaker 5: that's just really shit. Okay, no, now you're doing it.
- 31:12Speaker 5: I'll just stop you thinking. Okay, yeah, you're doing a
- 31:14Speaker 5: great job, man, Thank you, really good. Okay.
- 31:16Speaker 7: It's good for people, for the client to be able
- 31:19Speaker 7: to see people of all abilities.
- 31:21Speaker 1: Yeah, totally the whole Actually, big show with Jace, Mike
- 31:25Speaker 1: and Kezy tune in week days at four on Radio Holder.
- 31:29Speaker 4: The Radio Holdracket Go countdown when being a music connoisseur.
- 31:37Speaker 6: Yes, sure does. To the tune of one hundred dollars.
- 31:41Speaker 5: That's the best tune at the end of the day. Yes,
- 31:43Speaker 5: you know what I mean. It doesn't matter how many
- 31:44Speaker 5: great songs there are. One hundred bucks cash Burn number one.
- 31:48Speaker 6: Yeah, it's a tune that sings to me.
- 31:50Speaker 5: Easy, well said Jace, Thank you. Thanks. Do you like
- 31:54Speaker 5: the tune?
- 31:55Speaker 7: Makee I've got no sort of play on words around this, unfortunately,
- 31:58Speaker 7: but I like the idea of you sort of dancing
- 32:02Speaker 7: around to a fortune.
- 32:04Speaker 5: It's good stuff. The idea of Jay sort of dancing
- 32:07Speaker 5: around while I'm sort of waving one hundred dollars notes
- 32:09Speaker 5: of them.
- 32:10Speaker 7: Ah, and he's sort of yeah, yeah that's good actually, yeah, yeah, yeah,
- 32:14Speaker 7: understand stands.
- 32:15Speaker 5: Do you want those hundred bucks? You've been a dance
- 32:17Speaker 5: through it.
- 32:17Speaker 6: That's right, Sunday was Sunday. Yeah, let's do it. Good
- 32:24Speaker 6: it will your advassed Hell's life? Yeah, good mate, good,
- 32:28Speaker 6: good on your mate house duned and today.
- 32:32Speaker 5: Yeah perfect mate, perfect we that's beautiful, stunner.
- 32:38Speaker 6: Tell me what do you do for a crast will?
- 32:42Speaker 5: I'm a community sportser. What does it mean?
- 32:47Speaker 7: Does it mean you just go down and see you
- 32:49Speaker 7: random people playing sports like the kids game of rugby
- 32:52Speaker 7: on and you share it them to go faster, take
- 32:55Speaker 7: a lot, Yeah, a.
- 32:57Speaker 4: Little bit on like that.
- 32:58Speaker 5: Mainly working with organizations around the community, brilliant different regions,
- 33:03Speaker 5: bone ship, will, would you like one hundred dollars? Catch man? Please? Yeah?
- 33:09Speaker 5: It's all yours man, because you said please. Congrats mate,
- 33:15Speaker 5: good will you hold the line and pugs give you
- 33:18Speaker 5: a damn good scene too, all right?
- 33:22Speaker 6: You enjoy.
- 33:24Speaker 5: So good man? Of course, another chance to win a
- 33:27Speaker 5: hundy bucks tomorrow all day on Hodaki and in the
- 33:29Speaker 5: after that as well.
- 33:31Speaker 6: Man.
- 33:31Speaker 7: I think we've given away now. I was just working
- 33:33Speaker 7: it out over the course of the goat. I think
- 33:35Speaker 7: it's been going for just a couple of a few
- 33:36Speaker 7: weeks the eight million dollars, Yeah, isn't it unreal?
- 33:42Speaker 5: And one? And it's not.
- 33:43Speaker 7: It's not quite eight mil year. But I think by
- 33:45Speaker 7: the end of Thursday, which is when the goat reps.
- 33:48Speaker 5: Up, we would have given away. Yeah, changing it really is.
- 33:53Speaker 6: It's extraordinary.
- 33:55Speaker 5: I can't believe it. Fellas believe it.
- 33:57Speaker 6: Hey we speaking of the goat? Should we get back
- 34:00Speaker 6: into it? Yea man, gentlemen, this is Digives.
- 34:09Speaker 1: The hold Akeep Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keysy.
- 34:12Speaker 1: Tune in week days at four on Radio hod A.
- 34:15Speaker 4: Welcome back in Massive Backbones. I hope you Tuesday is
- 34:19Speaker 4: absolutely going off. You're listening to the Big Show, by
- 34:22Speaker 4: the way, brought to you by reboog Gears.
- 34:24Speaker 5: Serving good times and good food dining or take away
- 34:27Speaker 5: Reburger today crumply obstious.
- 34:31Speaker 6: Now I understand, moggie, you have a bit of an
- 34:34Speaker 6: event tonight.
- 34:35Speaker 8: I do.
- 34:35Speaker 6: How will they have snacks?
- 34:37Speaker 5: I understand that they're going to have can apes. Oh nice,
- 34:39Speaker 5: I love a CANape and possibly even a meal of
- 34:44Speaker 5: more significant serving size.
- 34:47Speaker 7: So I'm looking forward to that. I don't know, I'm
- 34:49Speaker 7: I'm not sure if it's a seeded event. But regardless,
- 34:52Speaker 7: I'll be there'll be stuff on my face. Get a
- 34:56Speaker 7: few drinks and before I have to get up on
- 34:58Speaker 7: stage there good, give a few people a bit of
- 35:01Speaker 7: addressing down, tell them what for?
- 35:03Speaker 5: Yeah, get up there with the spray.
- 35:08Speaker 7: Yeah, that's right, spraying them backbone backbone hashtag backbone.
- 35:12Speaker 5: Yeah? Nice, good man?
- 35:16Speaker 6: You had You said you had an atrocity for dinner
- 35:18Speaker 6: last night, Salad.
- 35:20Speaker 5: I had a pork sella. It was very nice. It
- 35:22Speaker 5: was a good meal to have after a bougie weekend
- 35:24Speaker 5: of eating cheese, nice food.
- 35:26Speaker 7: You so, yeah, you said it brought your right back
- 35:28Speaker 7: down to earth? Did I say that?
- 35:32Speaker 5: It felt great afterwards? But tonight even better. Guess what
- 35:35Speaker 5: we're having tonight? Stuffed caps coms. So you got a
- 35:39Speaker 5: capsc and you just stuff it full of mints?
- 35:42Speaker 8: Yeah?
- 35:43Speaker 5: Did you have some leftover mints from your pork sealad?
- 35:45Speaker 4: No?
- 35:46Speaker 5: No, that was there was like a pork steak. This
- 35:49Speaker 5: is just pork mince, right, okay, because you know we
- 35:51Speaker 5: like to eat the pork in different ways. So yeah,
- 35:54Speaker 5: pork three ways. Have you ever heard that? No, it
- 35:57Speaker 5: sounds great, pork three ways?
- 35:58Speaker 4: Yeah?
- 35:58Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah.
- 35:59Speaker 6: Sunday Mogi Sunday the homemade from me.
- 36:04Speaker 5: That's dead for me. Jace, What do you doing tonight? Mate?
- 36:07Speaker 6: I don't know. I don't know. I don't know that.
- 36:11Speaker 6: My wife's been to the souper today. We don't really
- 36:13Speaker 6: have much in stock. Oh so I don't. I'm baffled
- 36:18Speaker 6: by what we're going to eat tonight. No, No, certainly
- 36:22Speaker 6: not no.
- 36:22Speaker 5: And I had that on sety Are you gonna you'll
- 36:25Speaker 5: dine out though, won't you?
- 36:26Speaker 4: No?
- 36:26Speaker 7: No?
- 36:27Speaker 5: Probably Uber Uber eats something of you. Right, okay, good stuff,
- 36:32Speaker 5: exciting news for people out there. The last song of
- 36:35Speaker 5: the Goat countdown for them right now, Fellas two should
- 36:38Speaker 5: we rip in the whole?
- 36:41Speaker 1: Actually big show with Jason, Mike and Kezy. Tune in
- 36:44Speaker 1: week days at four on Radio Hold.
- 36:46Speaker 4: I indeed two hundred and one a bit of pearl
- 36:49Speaker 4: jam four year Fellers, and that brings us to the
- 36:52Speaker 4: end of the countdown.
- 36:53Speaker 6: Just for today.
- 36:54Speaker 4: Now, if you were sort of busy throughout the day,
- 36:57Speaker 4: maybe you didn't have the radio on. I always come
- 36:59Speaker 4: in a little bit earlier when the coat's on, put
- 37:02Speaker 4: together a little bit.
- 37:03Speaker 6: Of a montage of I guess you could say the.
- 37:05Speaker 4: Sort of highlights of what we've played across the day,
- 37:08Speaker 4: Is that the one that I've got here to play?
- 37:10Speaker 6: Yeah, that's the one.
- 37:11Speaker 2: Key number three hundred, Pearl Jam, Elderly Woman behind the
- 37:15Speaker 2: Counter Please, number two hundred and ninety, Talking Heads, Psycho Killer,
- 37:33Speaker 2: two hundred and eighty Exponents, Victoria.
- 37:40Speaker 3: Number two hundred and seventy, Metallica the unforgiven the number
- 37:49Speaker 3: two hundred and sixty, she had run two hundred and
- 37:59Speaker 3: fifty Tramp Sweet Disposition number two hundred and forty, Living Color,
- 38:12Speaker 3: Culture Personality, two hundred and thirty, Stone Table Pilots, Sex
- 38:20Speaker 3: Type Thing two hundred and twenty We Sat Stay eight
- 38:31Speaker 3: So two hundred and ten, David Bowie Fame two hundred
- 38:50Speaker 3: and one Pearl Jam, give it to Fly.
- 39:01Speaker 6: And great stuff. Fellas, we're really counting down quick ass.
- 39:07Speaker 5: Two hundred songs left to go. Fellas that gets underway
- 39:10Speaker 5: eight am tomorrow morning on the Huducky Brick for show
- 39:12Speaker 5: more cash to be one as well. I'm gonna be
- 39:15Speaker 5: sair when the countdown's done and dusted.
- 39:17Speaker 6: Yes, I am.
- 39:17Speaker 5: You've been loving it, haven't you. Yeah, I've been really
- 39:19Speaker 5: loving it, Mogie. I don't know if you've noticed that
- 39:22Speaker 5: I have been just oh.
- 39:25Speaker 7: You've been, you would have noticed this. Jase has been
- 39:27Speaker 7: thrown up as goat horns. Yes, he comes and he
- 39:29Speaker 7: goes yeah goat yeah. Yeah, yeah, it's pretty cool. Yeah,
- 39:35Speaker 7: it's actually Pugs. Pugs told me to do that.
- 39:38Speaker 5: Apparently it's a cool thing people are doing now, right,
- 39:40Speaker 5: Is it because of the goat countdown?
- 39:41Speaker 8: Yeah?
- 39:42Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, No, it.
- 39:43Speaker 4: Has been fantastic. It's just going to intensify over the
- 39:47Speaker 4: next couple of days. So don't be tuning those bloody
- 39:50Speaker 4: radios off and don't throw away your chance to win
- 39:54Speaker 4: a hundred bucks.
- 39:55Speaker 1: Yeah, the whole actually Big show with Jason, Mike and
- 39:59Speaker 1: Kezy tune up week days and four on Radio.
- 40:01Speaker 6: Hadaki is indeed the Red.
- 40:05Speaker 4: Chili Peppers there on the Hodaki Big Show this Tuesday evening.
- 40:09Speaker 6: Mail Fields. I think it's pretty fair to say I'm
- 40:12Speaker 6: known from the fashion.
- 40:14Speaker 7: Yeah, that's what I knew. There was something different about you.
- 40:17Speaker 7: You're not wearing your two tone jersey today, Yes, you've
- 40:21Speaker 7: been wearing that every day for a fortnight.
- 40:23Speaker 4: I'm wearing what I call my busy hagger, my blacktop,
- 40:28Speaker 4: which really you know, I'll be honest with it. Hugs
- 40:31Speaker 4: the buzzies. It caps the buzzies and hugs the gut.
- 40:35Speaker 5: It seems to drag the busy sort of down and.
- 40:38Speaker 6: Out of the side, brings them out.
- 40:39Speaker 4: But I was having a you know, because I like
- 40:42Speaker 4: to sort of change, you know, my wacky shirts and stuff.
- 40:45Speaker 4: I can't wait for summer because I've got some real doozies,
- 40:47Speaker 4: you know. I have my Lemon shit, I got my
- 40:51Speaker 4: bird Ship, bird Ship, my Chinese shit. And I was
- 40:59Speaker 4: thinking a lot that I've always wanted to sort of
- 41:01Speaker 4: run with an experiment with. Is the old bracers not
- 41:04Speaker 4: on your teeth, the bracers over your shoulder holding up
- 41:07Speaker 4: your tweed pants?
- 41:09Speaker 5: Nice? Because I reckon change your pants.
- 41:11Speaker 6: I reckon I could pull it off. No what I'd
- 41:13Speaker 6: run with my tight.
- 41:14Speaker 4: Denims as as did they stay up though, I know,
- 41:18Speaker 4: but it's more of a lot of rather than you know,
- 41:21Speaker 4: a practical holding them up. You know, I could get
- 41:24Speaker 4: bring my cheese cutback, have braces.
- 41:28Speaker 6: Yeah, I reckon it rock.
- 41:31Speaker 5: Can I add something to your look? Yeah?
- 41:32Speaker 7: Sure, I'd have the braces over the top of a
- 41:34Speaker 7: white T shirt.
- 41:36Speaker 6: There you go.
- 41:37Speaker 5: I have a packet of darts rolled up and then
- 41:39Speaker 5: my sleeve.
- 41:41Speaker 7: You've got the vision, and i'd also have you know,
- 41:45Speaker 7: you're probably going to have to get some sleeve tattoos
- 41:48Speaker 7: to really set the look off. Yes, you know that
- 41:51Speaker 7: backbone backbone hashtag backbone.
- 41:53Speaker 4: Actually, I've been thinking of getting a sleeve as well. Yeah,
- 41:56Speaker 4: that's right, but I'm getting leaved up. We were talking
- 41:58Speaker 4: about this as well, Kesy. Jason's considering this is very
- 42:01Speaker 4: smart of getting a sleeve that looks like a sleeve
- 42:04Speaker 4: on a shirt. So it's got the calf, that's got
- 42:07Speaker 4: the hem along the inside, it's got a button at
- 42:09Speaker 4: the end.
- 42:09Speaker 5: How good is that? But it's a tattoo.
- 42:11Speaker 7: But it's a tattoo. It's a sleeve of a sleeve.
- 42:14Speaker 5: It's Inkkesy, right, and would that be on your arm? Yes? Yeah, yeah, great,
- 42:20Speaker 5: Well I could have that.
- 42:22Speaker 4: I could have that tattoo sleeve my braces a white
- 42:25Speaker 4: T shirt, Siggi's rolled up in my T shirt there, Yeah,
- 42:30Speaker 4: I mean it's kind of sixy.
- 42:32Speaker 6: You know, my my cheese cutter on. My wife could walk.
- 42:35Speaker 6: I might sat smoking a pipe as well. You know
- 42:38Speaker 6: what I mean.
- 42:38Speaker 5: I thought you've been smoking pipe for years? Pipe?
- 42:43Speaker 4: Oh yeah, yeah, pil Jem, But what do you think though, Yeah,
- 42:51Speaker 4: whatever you want, Man.
- 42:53Speaker 1: Actual show with Mike and tune in week days and
- 42:57Speaker 1: four on Radio hod.
- 42:58Speaker 4: It exists there on the The Hodarkey Big Show this
- 43:02Speaker 4: Tuesday evening.
- 43:03Speaker 6: But we have breaking you.
- 43:08Speaker 5: This is breaking news.
- 43:11Speaker 7: That's right, Fellas. This came to my attention about eight
- 43:14Speaker 7: days ago. But that's not breaking, is it. Well, nobody's
- 43:18Speaker 7: said anything about it, though, so I am breaking the
- 43:20Speaker 7: news to.
- 43:21Speaker 6: You do this.
- 43:24Speaker 5: You guys are like, oh, this is old kezy.
- 43:26Speaker 7: Just how you frame it, Key, It's all on how
- 43:27Speaker 7: you frame it. And the other thing I'd like to
- 43:29Speaker 7: do is I'd like to do a little bit of
- 43:31Speaker 7: a role plays. Take your pants off, just kidding man,
- 43:36Speaker 7: this one. I'd like you to pretend that you're the
- 43:38Speaker 7: board of a school and has been an incident in
- 43:41Speaker 7: the school, and I want you to decide what you're
- 43:43Speaker 7: going to do about this incident.
- 43:45Speaker 5: Board member, what heart, you're also on the board. It's
- 43:49Speaker 5: a big board. Yeah.
- 43:50Speaker 7: Most of the money from the school that should be
- 43:52Speaker 7: going towards the children mostly goes towards the board. I
- 43:56Speaker 7: like that along serving school. I team menage years made
- 44:02Speaker 7: a joke to his student involved in a car crash
- 44:05Speaker 7: with a cyclist and that comment. He said, you should
- 44:10Speaker 7: have backed up and finished him off. Okay, okay, So
- 44:14Speaker 7: this feller worked at the school for twenty three years.
- 44:17Speaker 7: This incident happens where a kid accidentally collides with another
- 44:22Speaker 7: student who is riding a bicycle. The kid who's driving
- 44:25Speaker 7: the car is quite emotional about it, and to make
- 44:28Speaker 7: this kid feel better, this particular it manager takes a
- 44:33Speaker 7: kid into a room where you can see a replay
- 44:35Speaker 7: of the footage of what.
- 44:38Speaker 5: It Wasn't that bad, mate, Sure.
- 44:39Speaker 7: He's been chucked in an ambulance and he's been taken
- 44:42Speaker 7: away to hospital, but it's not it's not that bad.
- 44:45Speaker 5: So he shows him this.
- 44:47Speaker 7: You see the footage of the car around in the
- 44:49Speaker 7: corner before colliding with the student on the bicycle. The
- 44:52Speaker 7: kid stuff as minor injuries, taken to hospital. Then when
- 44:56Speaker 7: he plays this back for him to try and here
- 45:00Speaker 7: the kid up there, he says, yes, you should have
- 45:03Speaker 7: backed up and finished him off. Now it was accepted
- 45:06Speaker 7: by this particular I t manager that it was an
- 45:11Speaker 7: attempt at black human light light in the mood, and
- 45:14Speaker 7: the joke did not land at all.
- 45:16Speaker 5: Yeah, it absolutely killed any kind of mood in the room.
- 45:20Speaker 7: And the i T manager accepted that neither student laughed
- 45:23Speaker 7: or engaged with the remark at all, and indeed, one
- 45:25Speaker 7: of the students complained to the principle about the comment.
- 45:30Speaker 6: Sounds like my stand up career.
- 45:32Speaker 7: Yeah, that's right, sort of a dead room.
- 45:34Speaker 5: Yeah, so there was a complaint. It went to the board.
- 45:36Speaker 7: You're on crash, you're on you're on the board.
- 45:39Speaker 5: What do you do, kesy and how do.
- 45:42Speaker 6: You So what happened to me was, well, we don't know.
- 45:45Speaker 7: I'm asking you what you would do, and then I'll
- 45:48Speaker 7: tell you what actually happened to him.
- 45:49Speaker 5: The first thing I'd say is, why are you showing
- 45:51Speaker 5: the kid footage of him in a car croach? She
- 45:53Speaker 5: doesn't want to relive that?
- 45:54Speaker 7: Yeah, well no, he specifically wanted to.
- 46:00Speaker 5: What I'd say, look, mate, bad taste. Maybe I'd do
- 46:03Speaker 5: it again, and maybe i'd say, hey, suspended without pay
- 46:05Speaker 5: wink wink, but not catching going overseas to Fiji or something.
- 46:10Speaker 5: Thank you wink wink.
- 46:11Speaker 7: Yeah it's pretty severe. That's good. I mean, yeah, twenty three.
- 46:14Speaker 4: Years backbone right, Yeah, that was actually a really funny
- 46:19Speaker 4: joke and what a hard audience. Tough, but good on
- 46:24Speaker 4: your mates. You know, you tried to lighten the load.
- 46:27Speaker 4: You tried to make it a difficult situation humorous.
- 46:30Speaker 5: Good on you. But I'm going to joke about running
- 46:32Speaker 5: over a student.
- 46:33Speaker 6: Well yeah, but I mean, come on, students love that
- 46:36Speaker 6: sort of chat.
- 46:36Speaker 7: A bit of a joke. You're not being you're not
- 46:38Speaker 7: saying to somebody. I mean, I don't think actually you
- 46:41Speaker 7: should have becked. I mean, if he actually meant it.
- 46:43Speaker 5: Yeah, So what happened to him?
- 46:45Speaker 7: He got fired? Oh he was, He got put on leave.
- 46:49Speaker 7: As you said, Keysy, suspends it on pay. Following through
- 46:52Speaker 7: the meetings, was dismissed for serious misconduct, and the Employment
- 46:57Speaker 7: Relations Authority has found the dismissal was justified. Wow, thank
- 47:01Speaker 7: god you have weeded out that absolute bastard from the
- 47:04Speaker 7: teaching renks.
- 47:06Speaker 1: The whole actual Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy
- 47:09Speaker 1: tune in week days and four on radio.
- 47:11Speaker 5: Hold Ikey.
- 47:22Speaker 6: Doo, do doo?
- 47:25Speaker 5: Do you go your mad bastards?
- 47:27Speaker 6: That's my I do that, Keysy, don't do that again.
- 47:31Speaker 5: It's just a joke. Hey, you there are your mad bastards?
- 47:36Speaker 6: And oh that sounds good. Hey.
- 47:39Speaker 5: The podcast Now show today we talked about how seeing.
- 47:42Speaker 6: Someone was who it's not the podcast out trow Oh
- 47:45Speaker 6: that's right.
- 47:45Speaker 5: It's called the Disclaimer. Yeah, come on, man, comes out
- 47:48Speaker 5: at seven thirty tonight. He's a clip.
- 47:51Speaker 6: I'm terrified of my wife.
- 47:54Speaker 5: It doesn't feel much better to have said that out loud.
- 47:56Speaker 7: Can I ask a question that maybe this has been
- 47:58Speaker 7: reserved for the proper Sure, but we can bring it
- 48:02Speaker 7: back up on the weekend.
- 48:03Speaker 5: We can.
- 48:03Speaker 7: We can once you're planned this week and you're doing
- 48:05Speaker 7: all the cooking yourself.
- 48:07Speaker 6: Mate, I am deep and I am deep in it.
- 48:16Speaker 6: Yeah man, yeah, yum yum.
- 48:20Speaker 7: I can't believe you're just gonna You're gonna grab a
- 48:22Speaker 7: couple of bachelor's handbags from the local colves.
- 48:27Speaker 6: But explore fresh buns.
- 48:30Speaker 5: I actually love that ship.
- 48:32Speaker 6: Yeah, I know you do.
- 48:33Speaker 5: Think you get one split chicken for me?
- 48:36Speaker 6: Yes, and maybe a bowl of portmants.
- 48:39Speaker 5: You sure had pork sellard last night.
- 48:41Speaker 6: Oh yeah, we'll get to that. What are you doing tonight? Maybe?
- 48:47Speaker 5: Jesus, I've actually got to go to an event. Oh right,
- 48:51Speaker 5: you got to get up on stage and talk off
- 48:53Speaker 5: the cover for about five minutes, which I've gotta be honest,
- 48:56Speaker 5: I'm not particularly looking forward to enough. You struggle with
- 48:58Speaker 5: that because all this shows script. I know exactly that's
- 49:01Speaker 5: what I'm saying, So yeah, I don't know, and we'll
- 49:03Speaker 5: see how that goes. But on no matter what happens,
- 49:06Speaker 5: if it goes well, it goes well, the business is
- 49:08Speaker 5: in a better state. If it goes badly, it's content
- 49:10Speaker 5: for tomorrow's show. Yeah, exactly, hopefully it's the second one.
- 49:14Speaker 5: How was your pork sell it last night?
- 49:17Speaker 6: CAZy?
- 49:17Speaker 5: Thanks for asking. It was actually younger than I anticipated,
- 49:19Speaker 5: And I told my wife that you guys were like
- 49:21Speaker 5: pork sell it. Yeah, and then the good news is
- 49:25Speaker 5: tonight's then is going to be just as good it was.
- 49:27Speaker 5: It was young. Yeah. How was your reburger Jason?
- 49:29Speaker 6: It was really young? Thank you? What do you even
- 49:32Speaker 6: need to ask that question?
- 49:34Speaker 5: Yes, because you don't ever get it. You say you're
- 49:35Speaker 5: gonna get it and you don't.
- 49:37Speaker 4: It was very nice, thank you. And that new burger
- 49:39Speaker 4: that they brought out as an absolute winner, chop House,
- 49:42Speaker 4: chop House, Yeah, get stuck into it and the fries.
- 49:45Speaker 6: Well, what do I say for you? Now? Listen, check
- 49:49Speaker 6: out the now listen, check out the Instagram.
- 49:55Speaker 5: Big Show podcast, and we'll
- 49:57Speaker 6: Be back same time, same place tomorrow, all the flying yeah,