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908: Our Couples · Fake Doctors, Real Friends with Zach and Donald

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  Speaker 1: Listen, man, I'm sorry it took so long. Yes, why
• 0:03
  Speaker 1: did it? Well, first of all, you had a dead mouse,
• 0:05
  Speaker 1: but I had a dead mouse.
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  Speaker 2: And listen, audience, this is your public service announcement to
• 0:09
  Speaker 2: make sure you charge your mouse because you might be
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  Speaker 2: going to do a podcast and your mouse is dead,
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  Speaker 2: and you got to tell your friends hang on and
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  Speaker 2: say you gotta charge my mouse.
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  Speaker 1: Gotta charge that.
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  Speaker 2: But that took all of a minute and thirty seconds. Stone,
• 0:21
  Speaker 2: why did you take nine minutes?
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  Speaker 1: So my daughter for her birthday, I bought her some
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  Speaker 1: DJ equipment, and so in order to use said DJ equipment,
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  Speaker 1: she stole my laptop and all of its devices to
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  Speaker 1: connect it, I see, And so I had to call
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  Speaker 1: my wife just now. I had to call my wife
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  Speaker 1: just now and be like, hey, look where's her shit
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  Speaker 1: at because a lot of my connections are still plugged
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  Speaker 1: into her stuff. And she was like, it's here. And
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  Speaker 1: so that's why it took nine minutes. It took me
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  Speaker 1: eight minutes to realize I needed to call my wife,
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  Speaker 1: and then right after that I was I'm here here.
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  Speaker 2: And then how many of those nine minutes were you
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  Speaker 2: pulling hits?
• 1:00
  Speaker 1: Donald zetto so I've only pulled one bong hit today
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  Speaker 1: and that was early this morning.
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  Speaker 2: Oh was it for breakfast? Donald?
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  Speaker 1: It was not for breakfast. It was just like the wakes.
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  Speaker 1: It was just for the wakes. I worked out today.
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  Speaker 3: Oh nice.
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  Speaker 1: Not only did I work out today, I worked out
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  Speaker 1: to exhaustion, to the point where I almost threw up
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  Speaker 1: in front of my trainer.
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  Speaker 2: Good for you. Now you feel good. You feel you
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  Speaker 2: feel like.
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  Speaker 1: No, I feel like shit right now.
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  Speaker 2: You want to give yourself a pat on the back
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  Speaker 2: for me, I.
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  Speaker 1: Do feel mentally. Mentally, I feel like I've accomplished it.
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  Speaker 1: I did what I said I was gonna do.
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  Speaker 2: Amen.
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  Speaker 1: I'll be back tomorrow.
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  Speaker 2: Amen. I got on the treadmill right before this. I
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  Speaker 2: didn't want to get on the Do you think I
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  Speaker 2: wanted to get on the treadmill. I didn't, But I
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  Speaker 2: did it because I promised myself, Donald, Yeah, I promised
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  Speaker 2: myself that self and I we're gonna get ten thousand
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  Speaker 2: steps a day. So self and I needed to get
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  Speaker 2: on the treadmill and watch some shark tank.
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  Speaker 3: You know.
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  Speaker 1: I got to tell you, I'm scared to make deals
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  Speaker 1: with myself, because once you make a deal with yourself,
• 2:02
  Speaker 1: you can't break it right, Like, that's the ultimate.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, you got to keep your word. You gotta keep you.
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  Speaker 1: If you can't keep your word to yourself, then what
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  Speaker 1: the fuck?
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  Speaker 2: Word is bond? Donald? Write that down? Word is bond?
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  Speaker 1: I've heard that a few times before.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, you've heard it because I'm the one who made
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  Speaker 2: it up.
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  Speaker 1: Oh did you you know it did come from Nork?
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  Speaker 2: Did it?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah? Word is bond as a new Jersey slang? Oh
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  Speaker 1: really from back in the day.
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  Speaker 2: I just assumed it was. It was like a hip
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  Speaker 2: hop like saying.
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  Speaker 1: No, it's a new Jersey slang from back in the day.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, word is bond.
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  Speaker 1: And it's and it's and it's made its way. It's
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  Speaker 1: a Garden State slang.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I like that. Listen, it's been twenty years since
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  Speaker 2: I made the movie Garden State. Did you know that?
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  Speaker 1: It just means we're old, bro.
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  Speaker 2: Twenty years we're talking about putting on a Carrie Brothers
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  Speaker 2: had this idea to put on a twentieth anniversary twenty
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  Speaker 2: anniversary year concert for charity where we get as many
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  Speaker 2: of the bands together as possible and and and put
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  Speaker 2: on a show. What do you think of that?
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  Speaker 1: That'd be cool.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, what have a.
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  Speaker 1: Meaning to type situation?
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  Speaker 2: Well, not as big as Live Aid, but but somewhere
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  Speaker 2: in la like ideally like the Greek or maybe even
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  Speaker 2: the Hollywood Bowl. I don't know how many if we'd
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  Speaker 2: sell Hollywood Bowl amount of tickets, but like, you know,
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  Speaker 2: get it if you got the Hall. I mean, I
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  Speaker 2: don't know if we'd get Paul Simon, but maybe you
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  Speaker 2: get a lot of those bands together and together. I
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  Speaker 2: mean I would try. I mean it's worth trying.
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  Speaker 1: I think you could get back together, whatever their names is.
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  Speaker 1: Let go, let go.
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  Speaker 2: That's I believe a character from Lord. I mean. My
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  Speaker 2: point is that, just like putting the soundtrack together, once
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  Speaker 2: you get one, you'd start to get the other. Like
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  Speaker 2: if the Shins say yes, and and then and then
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  Speaker 2: you know, image and Heap says yes, and then Colin
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  Speaker 2: Hay says yes. Little by little people start to say yes,
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  Speaker 2: you never know. And if you put the whole thing
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  Speaker 2: together except Coldplay, and then you go Chris, Everybody's coming,
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  Speaker 2: but you please, you never know.
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  Speaker 1: You get Chris to do one song, You've you've crushed
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  Speaker 1: everyone's for charity. He's a very to do a set.
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  Speaker 1: This motherfucker only needs to do one song, well, and
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  Speaker 1: obviously we got to play one song and one song only.
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  Speaker 2: Let's say obviously, well, obviously Nick Drake has passed away,
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  Speaker 2: and obviously it's Paul Simon feels like the biggest long shots.
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  Speaker 2: So you could have really cool artists do covers of
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  Speaker 2: their songs, right, that'd be cool.
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  Speaker 1: Get Charlotte to perform.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, but I mean, I mean, I don't know. Between
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  Speaker 2: the people I know and the people Carry knows and
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  Speaker 2: the people Bill and Christen know, I feel like I
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  Speaker 2: don't know, it could be huge and it would all
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  Speaker 2: be for for an amazing charity. We'd all be for
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  Speaker 2: good and it'd be a.
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  Speaker 1: Nostalgic take my money, I'm in, Well, you definitely be there.
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  Speaker 1: I get in for free though, right, No, you'd.
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  Speaker 2: Be giving money to the charity. You don't get camped
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  Speaker 2: if it's for charity. Word Yeah, word is bond.
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  Speaker 1: See how we bought around audience?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, see that that's mastery. Hey Donald, there is a
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  Speaker 2: show on Netflix. You don't watch things. It's called Baby Reindeer.
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  Speaker 1: Wait a second, how do y'all watch show?
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  Speaker 2: Baby Reindeer?
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  Speaker 1: Is this a real show?
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  Speaker 2: It's a real show and it's a real story, and it's.
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  Speaker 1: The craziest follow a baby reindeer.
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  Speaker 2: It has nothing to do with a baby reindeer. This
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  Speaker 2: is why where are you going? Oh god, what is
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  Speaker 2: he doing? This is when the bong hit comes.
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  Speaker 1: In, Daniel, can you hit that man talking in the background.
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  Speaker 2: Not on zoom, but maybe in the mic.
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  Speaker 1: I can't tell.
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  Speaker 2: You might hear some birds, Daniel, don't yell at me.
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  Speaker 2: I can't. I can't close my doors. It's too hot.
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  Speaker 2: It's okay, I get it. Audience all scolds us when
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  Speaker 2: he hears birds. He wants you to have such a
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  Speaker 2: clean track that there'd be no birds on the soundtrack.
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  Speaker 2: So but we want you to know that Donald and
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  Speaker 2: I have to open our windows, so you're gonna hear birds.
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  Speaker 2: I think it's I think it adds a nice element
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  Speaker 2: to the It's like we're doing in a garden.
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  Speaker 1: Sounds natural, it's it's very it's very garden esque.
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  Speaker 2: You know, imagine Donald and I if it helps you,
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  Speaker 2: imagine Donald and I sitting in a beautiful garden with
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  Speaker 2: two microphones doing this podcast for you, which we kind
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  Speaker 2: of are. He's in his house with a garden outside,
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  Speaker 2: and I'm with the garden outside mine.
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  Speaker 1: That's true.
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  Speaker 2: We're just not together with our with with my legs up.
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  Speaker 1: There, and we're not sitting in our garden anyway.
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  Speaker 2: Baby Reindeer, you guys, Donald, I'll just tell you this
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  Speaker 2: since you're not gonna watch it. And an insane story
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  Speaker 2: happened to this comedian that involved a stalker. And the
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  Speaker 2: story is so fucking nuts. I couldn't begin to describe
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  Speaker 2: it other than the main thing being he has an
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  Speaker 2: insane stalker and he decides to not only write the story,
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  Speaker 2: but then star in the story and as a reenactment.
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  Speaker 2: And Baby Reindeer is a series on Netflix. I think
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  Speaker 2: it's the number one show on Netflix right now, that's
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  Speaker 2: how popular it is. Where this guy and he's so
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  Speaker 2: talent as an actor. I had to I had to google.
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  Speaker 2: Was this really the guy that this happened to? And
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  Speaker 2: it is. It's his story. He wrote it, he stars
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  Speaker 2: in it, and he reenacts the insane thing that happened
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  Speaker 2: to him, And I can't I can't more highly recommend anything, Right,
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  Speaker 2: Joelle with me.
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  Speaker 4: It's incredibly well written and potentially horrifying. I have a
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  Speaker 4: number of friends who are survivors of stalkers. He said,
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  Speaker 4: the show is like scary accurate, and I feel like
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  Speaker 4: the creators just very brave to go through all of
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  Speaker 4: this again put himself through a lot of the trauma
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  Speaker 4: that he survived. The actress who places stalker in the
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  Speaker 4: show gave a statement that like, while they were on
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  Speaker 4: set shooting, she went to check in on her co star.
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  Speaker 4: The creator just be like, hey, Okay, He's like sorry.
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  Speaker 4: It's like I'm spending time with her right now, and
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  Speaker 4: it's really hart.
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  Speaker 2: She's an incredible actress. By the way, the woman who plays.
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  Speaker 1: But did he actually hang out with his stalker or
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  Speaker 1: the stocker?
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  Speaker 2: Yes, is a stalker. I don't want to spoil too much,
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  Speaker 2: but yes, she's very, very very entwine his life, and
• 8:02
  Speaker 2: because at times he feels bad for her, he wrestles
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  Speaker 2: with how to handle it. But anyway, it's a very
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  Speaker 2: traumatic story, but it's incredibly told, and it's just you know,
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  Speaker 2: this gentleman and the woman who plays a stalker are
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  Speaker 2: such phenomenal actors that it's hard to believe that it's
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  Speaker 2: his story and he wrote it. So anyway, audience, that
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  Speaker 2: is my Zach Braff streaming pick of the week.
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  Speaker 1: Do you find that. It's so it's so hard, like
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  Speaker 1: some of the stories that we're seeing now, in order
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  Speaker 1: for the audience to believe such insane situations, it has
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  Speaker 1: to be based on a true story first, you know
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  Speaker 1: what I mean, Like a lot of things now, Like
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  Speaker 1: if I told that story, the story that you're talking about, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: without it really happening to somebody, people will be like,
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  Speaker 1: I don't buy it. There's no way. You might.
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  Speaker 2: You might, but the whole time you're right, you might.
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  Speaker 2: But the whole time you're watching this, you're thinking two things. One,
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  Speaker 2: holy shit, this happened to this person, And be holy shit,
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  Speaker 2: this guy is who it happened to, and he's such
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  Speaker 2: a good actor that he's reliving the whole experience. I mean,
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  Speaker 2: it's kind of like a documentary really, but it's told
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  Speaker 2: through a giant reenactment. There's never there's never a moment
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  Speaker 2: of documentary footage. It's all a reenactment of this insane
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  Speaker 2: story that happened to him. I never see anything like it, right, Joell.
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  Speaker 2: It's kind of like it's it's it's never I've never
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  Speaker 2: seen another someone do something like this.
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  Speaker 4: No, I can't recall someone I'm sure I'm sure in
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  Speaker 4: somewhere deep in the indie like film history, someone has
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  Speaker 4: taken on the monumental task of being like this actually
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  Speaker 4: happened to me, and I put myself back and I
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  Speaker 4: cast the people that were around me there like the
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  Speaker 4: It's like, as a psychological experiment, it's kind of mind
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  Speaker 4: breaking to be like, how did you do this? And
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  Speaker 4: now for it to get all of this acclaim and
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  Speaker 4: to be constantly talking about it and reliving it like
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  Speaker 4: I don't know, but it also seems to be helping
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  Speaker 4: a lot of people, both people who've I've been victims
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  Speaker 4: of stock and people who've committed acts of stalking. I
• 10:04
  Speaker 4: guess to sort of like talk about like why does
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  Speaker 4: this happen? And how do you handle something like this?
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  Speaker 4: And that's such a human way. I think a lot
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  Speaker 4: of people's reaction is just oh, like call the police
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  Speaker 4: and leave them alone. But there isn't like an actual
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  Speaker 4: person reacting with it's crazy. It's it's it's like it's
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  Speaker 4: a real mind bender to think about.
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  Speaker 1: Want to be on any side of that. I never
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  Speaker 1: want to be stalked and I never want to be
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  Speaker 1: a stalker.
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  Speaker 2: I don't feel like sometimes you stalk me Donald's Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: But that's only because I go through your emails every
• 10:31
  Speaker 1: now and then.
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  Speaker 2: But like, I never get to know Unfortunately, I never
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  Speaker 2: really get to see you.
• 10:36
  Speaker 1: Donald.
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  Speaker 2: And I participated in a zoom call with with a
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  Speaker 2: surgeon and his best friend because once a year Jake
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  Speaker 2: tapparass us to do this charity. All the money goes
• 10:47
  Speaker 2: to UH Wounded Warriors and UH and and we had
• 10:51
  Speaker 2: these with Donald and I want to have them on
• 10:52
  Speaker 2: the podcast because they were such interesting guys. One's an
• 10:55
  Speaker 2: orthopedic surgeon and the others best friend. I forgot what
• 10:58
  Speaker 2: he does.
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  Speaker 1: Donald is like a video editor, is he?
• 11:02
  Speaker 2: I think the tech guy? I don't know what he does.
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  Speaker 2: He never really got clear. But they reminded us a
• 11:08
  Speaker 2: lot of ourselves because they were very similar to us.
• 11:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Anyway, my point was that I got to hang out
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  Speaker 2: with Donald outside of this podcast, which I never do
• 11:16
  Speaker 2: because between his family and his kids, basketball and his agoraphobia,
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  Speaker 2: I just never see him. So it was nice to
• 11:23
  Speaker 2: see Donald outside of the podcast briefly as we as
• 11:26
  Speaker 2: we talked to these nice fellows.
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  Speaker 1: I'm glad you glad you enjoyed you know'd be.
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  Speaker 2: Funny if I told you that it was if I
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  Speaker 2: told you, like, hey man, we have that charity zoom
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  Speaker 2: and you're like, oh okay, yeah yeah, and then you
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  Speaker 2: got on.
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  Speaker 1: I was like, just kidding, just us awesome. I'm like,
• 11:42
  Speaker 1: oh man, you tricked me.
• 11:46
  Speaker 2: Can't get him on the phone. Doesn't text me back,
• 11:49
  Speaker 2: he doesn't text. I send you memes and you don't
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  Speaker 2: even HU came and heart the memes I did.
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  Speaker 1: You just reposted it? Is that what I did.
• 11:58
  Speaker 2: No, what you do is you just send me you memes.
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  Speaker 2: You don't give any hearts or hahas.
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  Speaker 4: Have to acknowledge the memes.
• 12:04
  Speaker 2: Donald, Joel, I want to acknowledge you. Joel is a
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  Speaker 2: great meme recipient. Joel will because I send them to
• 12:12
  Speaker 2: Joel too, and she will either heart or comment. Sometimes
• 12:15
  Speaker 2: she'll be like, oh my god, that is so true,
• 12:17
  Speaker 2: or I know a person just like this. Donald, you
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  Speaker 2: should be more like Joelle. You don't ever give any
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  Speaker 2: reception to my memes.
• 12:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah, listen, did you do it through the DMS?
• 12:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah? I went down to the DMS.
• 12:29
  Speaker 1: You put you you put it down into DMS. Yeah.
• 12:31
  Speaker 2: All you do is you just you just reply with
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  Speaker 2: your own ship. You don't go Haha, that guy's crazy.
• 12:37
  Speaker 2: I'm giving you examples of things.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know what to write in dms anymore. Man,
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  Speaker 1: I just don't know what to write because people like,
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  Speaker 1: I'll send a meme and somebody will be like that's inappropriate,
• 12:47
  Speaker 1: and I'm like, WHOA, my bad?
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  Speaker 2: So I don't know what to You send private, you
• 12:52
  Speaker 2: DM someone private, you put it on public? What do
• 12:54
  Speaker 2: you mean when you when you when you say when
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  Speaker 2: someone you're saying a stranger, or you send it to
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  Speaker 2: a friend and they're like, it's in.
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  Speaker 1: A a friend And I'll be like, oh, yeah, you.
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  Speaker 2: Got to pick who you send your memes to.
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  Speaker 1: No I had I had I was not only was
• 13:09
  Speaker 1: I are I needed? Also?
• 13:12
  Speaker 2: Are you learning at fifty years old that you shouldn't
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  Speaker 2: necessarily contact people when you're super bigd.
• 13:18
  Speaker 1: I've learned that one drinking and I at a certain
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  Speaker 1: point it got to stop. Dude. At a certain point,
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  Speaker 1: I get to a level where I'm nice at first,
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  Speaker 1: and then all of a sudden it becomes I'm going
• 13:30
  Speaker 1: to fucking kill you.
• 13:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah alcohol, not even once.
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  Speaker 1: Not even once, and then now with the weed, I'm
• 13:36
  Speaker 1: at the point now where it's like I don't want
• 13:37
  Speaker 1: to do that shit all day long. Man, you know
• 13:41
  Speaker 1: I like I like the taste of it and stuff
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  Speaker 1: like that. You know, I don't need that. I don't.
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  Speaker 5: I don't.
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  Speaker 1: I don't need to feel like I'm not even here.
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  Speaker 2: All day long. Well, if we can make that a
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  Speaker 2: sound button for you, and I can play it for
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  Speaker 2: you once an episode, if you want, just to help
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  Speaker 2: encourage you.
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  Speaker 1: Well, you know it has been since this It's been
• 14:01
  Speaker 1: since this morning, can you tell? So?
• 14:04
  Speaker 2: So you're going on a weed break? And it began
• 14:06
  Speaker 2: it began after this morning, after this morning, oh.
• 14:11
  Speaker 1: Boy, after I woke up and had my little morning Hello.
• 14:16
  Speaker 2: Your morning two, my morning hello. Yeah, just a little
• 14:20
  Speaker 2: wake up dr Akula.
• 14:28
  Speaker 1: We should probably talk about scrugg.
• 14:34
  Speaker 6: Stories, that show we made about a bunch of docs
• 14:39
  Speaker 6: and nurses, said.
• 14:43
  Speaker 7: He's the stories nets. So gather ra here, yeather here.
• 14:57
  Speaker 2: I wanted to start off this episod. So where are
• 15:00
  Speaker 2: you going? You're out? You're dropping your mic and leaving?
• 15:04
  Speaker 1: Why did you bring them with you?
• 15:05
  Speaker 2: Okay? There because he took a morning bong hit. You know,
• 15:08
  Speaker 2: I I looked on Scrubs wiki about this episode, and there,
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  Speaker 2: I guess there's a site called tv dot com that
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  Speaker 2: rates UH episodes. I don't never heard of this before,
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  Speaker 2: and Scrubs Wiki's never mentioned it before, but it said
• 15:21
  Speaker 2: that this episode, outside of UH, I think the clip show,
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  Speaker 2: which would understand it would be the lowest because it's
• 15:27
  Speaker 2: a clip show. Of all Scrubs episodes, this was the
• 15:29
  Speaker 2: lowest rated of all the Scrubs episodes. Okay, I want
• 15:35
  Speaker 2: and I wanted to say that I don't. I don't
• 15:38
  Speaker 2: never been to TV dot com and I don't know
• 15:40
  Speaker 2: any of their users, but I agree.
• 15:50
  Speaker 1: It was boring.
• 15:51
  Speaker 2: I'll say that it was so boring and it wasn't
• 15:54
  Speaker 2: about any I mean, it was like, it's like, what
• 15:57
  Speaker 2: is it about? And what the fuck?
• 15:59
  Speaker 3: I mean?
• 15:59
  Speaker 2: A main storyline of this episode is that the security
• 16:04
  Speaker 2: guard that everyone has a key to the security guard's
• 16:07
  Speaker 2: golf cart and they're all stealing it. And those guys
• 16:10
  Speaker 2: are like clowns. They're they're like the most preposterously buffoonish.
• 16:17
  Speaker 4: Yeah, like crux of that gag has potential to work.
• 16:23
  Speaker 4: Trying to convince us in a single episode that Cole's
• 16:26
  Speaker 4: actually in love with Lucy and is not a complete
• 16:28
  Speaker 4: douche is just such a feat. I was like, I
• 16:31
  Speaker 4: cannot believe this show is trying to pull off in
• 16:33
  Speaker 4: this one. I don't buy anything from this a storyline
• 16:36
  Speaker 4: at all.
• 16:37
  Speaker 1: So that I was about to ask you, guys, could
• 16:39
  Speaker 1: you tell me which storyline was the A, B and
• 16:42
  Speaker 1: C storyline?
• 16:43
  Speaker 2: I have no idea. Well, yeah, I assume Lucy and Cole. Right, so, well,
• 16:48
  Speaker 2: the theme they introduced right off the bat is that
• 16:51
  Speaker 2: there's two there's most No, the theme is people are
• 16:55
  Speaker 2: coupling up.
• 16:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's right.
• 16:57
  Speaker 2: And the couples are Coal and Lucy, Dru and Denis
• 17:01
  Speaker 2: and Turk and uh doc doctor Cox. So that's that's
• 17:05
  Speaker 2: what they That's the sort of premise they tried to
• 17:07
  Speaker 2: sit up for this episode, Our Couples. It's called our Couples,
• 17:11
  Speaker 2: for God's sakes. Oh, by the way, did the titles
• 17:14
  Speaker 2: changed the hour once I left?
• 17:16
  Speaker 4: The season nine?
• 17:17
  Speaker 1: Has the whole thing has been our Oh?
• 17:18
  Speaker 2: Really? Okay? I didn't know that there's some trivia that
• 17:22
  Speaker 2: that there was not mentioned on Scrumswiki Lucy and call
• 17:26
  Speaker 2: her a up. Lucy has quite a libido. I should
• 17:28
  Speaker 2: say she's some Yeah, that's another way to put that.
• 17:33
  Speaker 1: That's the right way to put it. Is the truth.
• 17:36
  Speaker 2: Lucy seems to clown. She's down to clown. She she is.
• 17:41
  Speaker 2: It's on her mind a lot.
• 17:43
  Speaker 1: Yes, she's she That song should have been about her.
• 17:48
  Speaker 1: Lucy is down to get down down.
• 17:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's true, Lucy, she's down and she really likes
• 17:57
  Speaker 2: banging Cole. I mean he must be great in this
• 18:00
  Speaker 2: because she really really likes him. What we learned in
• 18:04
  Speaker 2: this episode, she really likes him.
• 18:05
  Speaker 1: He does it right.
• 18:07
  Speaker 2: She turns her horses around before they have sex in
• 18:09
  Speaker 2: her dorm room. She doesn't want any of her horses
• 18:13
  Speaker 2: watching them have sex. But they have so much sex
• 18:16
  Speaker 2: that she should just leave the horses turned away.
• 18:18
  Speaker 1: She needs to get rid of the horses. It's time
• 18:19
  Speaker 1: to get rid of the horses. And if that's the case,
• 18:21
  Speaker 1: you need to make it a choice. You need to
• 18:23
  Speaker 1: make a choice. See what's it going to be. It's
• 18:24
  Speaker 1: going to be the horses or is it going to
• 18:26
  Speaker 1: be the sex.
• 18:26
  Speaker 2: Well, it just seems to me they have so much
• 18:28
  Speaker 2: sex that she's wasting a lot of her hours in
• 18:31
  Speaker 2: a day turning those horses back around. She should just
• 18:34
  Speaker 2: leave them facing the wall.
• 18:35
  Speaker 1: It opens up every episode.
• 18:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah, every episode ends with them having sex with them.
• 18:41
  Speaker 2: Do you think that's because they're thinking, like, okay, Scrubs,
• 18:44
  Speaker 2: Med School, we need to make it sexy. We're going
• 18:46
  Speaker 2: to hire these young sexy people, like every episode should
• 18:49
  Speaker 2: open with two sexy people having sex.
• 18:52
  Speaker 1: But they're not. It's not like we're seeing ash cheek
• 18:56
  Speaker 1: or shoulder. You know, we're not even that kind of show.
• 18:59
  Speaker 2: You're not meant to see like ask cheap.
• 19:00
  Speaker 1: So how is that? I just don't understand how that's sexy? Then,
• 19:03
  Speaker 1: you know what I mean, sexy is a visual thing.
• 19:04
  Speaker 2: Well, people still people still get titillated when they see
• 19:07
  Speaker 2: people in bed topless together. If you're flipping channels and
• 19:12
  Speaker 2: you're like, Okay, there's Raser, there's whoa, there's two sexy
• 19:16
  Speaker 2: people in bed naked. What is this? I'm just asking.
• 19:20
  Speaker 1: I mean, that's obviously going to trigger me. I'm going
• 19:22
  Speaker 1: to turn in. Yeah, we all know me, and there's
• 19:26
  Speaker 1: not one person out there that's not like, of course, Donald,
• 19:29
  Speaker 1: watch is.
• 19:29
  Speaker 2: That I'm listening to this? This is probably my mind
• 19:33
  Speaker 2: because Carrie Brothers turned me onto this amazing audiobook I
• 19:36
  Speaker 2: recommend to y'all. The book is Leave the Gun, Take
• 19:41
  Speaker 2: the Canoli, and it's the whole story of the Making
• 19:43
  Speaker 2: of the Godfather. Oh yeah, by Mark Seal, and it's
• 19:47
  Speaker 2: just incredible if you love behind the scenes movie making tales.
• 19:51
  Speaker 2: But rather than read the book, carry said, the guy
• 19:54
  Speaker 2: who reads the book on tape is really good, So
• 19:57
  Speaker 2: listen to it. And I've been listening to it and
• 19:58
  Speaker 2: it's so amazing.
• 20:00
  Speaker 1: I love it.
• 20:00
  Speaker 2: I highly highly recommend that I put it on every
• 20:02
  Speaker 2: time in the car. But I think I've been thinking
• 20:04
  Speaker 2: about this because Paramount and the producers wanted Mario Puzzo,
• 20:10
  Speaker 2: the author of the novel, who was writing the first
• 20:12
  Speaker 2: draft of the screenplay, to open the movie with sex.
• 20:15
  Speaker 2: There's a lot of more sex, I think in the
• 20:16
  Speaker 2: novel than is in the film. When Coppola finally got
• 20:20
  Speaker 2: his hands on rewriting it, he made the masterpiece of
• 20:23
  Speaker 2: a screenplay that it is. But there was pressure before
• 20:26
  Speaker 2: Copola came on to have it be to open with
• 20:28
  Speaker 2: sex and have a lot more sex. And so when
• 20:30
  Speaker 2: Copola first got it, it was like the movie open
• 20:32
  Speaker 2: with Kay and Michael having sex. And Copola was like, what,
• 20:38
  Speaker 2: this is not how this movie is going to open.
• 20:40
  Speaker 2: But maybe that's why that came to my brain first. Sorry,
• 20:43
  Speaker 2: that was a long winded way of saying people like
• 20:46
  Speaker 2: to open their projects with sex.
• 20:49
  Speaker 1: Wow.
• 20:51
  Speaker 2: But anyway, we are correct I think in that many
• 20:54
  Speaker 2: of these Scrubs med school episodes open with sex.
• 20:58
  Speaker 1: I'm sure Scrub back in the day we opened with sex.
• 21:01
  Speaker 1: But we had like nine eight seasons of you know
• 21:04
  Speaker 1: what I mean, and it wasn't every episode, but this
• 21:06
  Speaker 1: one seems like every episode is just sex, open with sex.
• 21:10
  Speaker 2: And Lucy and Cole. Lucy and Cole in particular.
• 21:13
  Speaker 1: We don't see yet. We haven't seen Denise and Drew
• 21:17
  Speaker 1: do it.
• 21:18
  Speaker 2: Well, they hook up a lot, but but but we
• 21:20
  Speaker 2: don't open the show with them naked.
• 21:23
  Speaker 1: Have we seen them in a bed? Have we seen
• 21:25
  Speaker 1: have we.
• 21:25
  Speaker 2: Seen them like like like putting their clothes back on
• 21:28
  Speaker 2: or like can they started off as.
• 21:30
  Speaker 4: Just hooking up and they're like surprise in a relationship,
• 21:34
  Speaker 4: all right.
• 21:34
  Speaker 2: Turk and doctor Cox they're doing a thing called hands
• 21:38
  Speaker 2: on a Koma patient.
• 21:39
  Speaker 1: They're competing again, they're competing thing.
• 21:42
  Speaker 2: For those of you who don't remember, there was a movie,
• 21:44
  Speaker 2: a documentary that's amazing called hands On a Hard Body.
• 21:48
  Speaker 2: You remember that, Donald, No. It was a competition at
• 21:52
  Speaker 2: a car dealership and they made a documentary about it.
• 21:55
  Speaker 2: And the competition was that they would select a group
• 21:59
  Speaker 2: of people and they put their hands on the truck.
• 22:02
  Speaker 2: It was a pickup truck, I believe, and the last
• 22:05
  Speaker 2: person standing with both hands on the truck won the truck.
• 22:10
  Speaker 2: And so it goes on for days and days and days,
• 22:13
  Speaker 2: and they made a documentary about it. It's really good.
• 22:15
  Speaker 2: I highly recommend it. But this must have been around
• 22:17
  Speaker 2: the time it came out, because we're doing a hands
• 22:19
  Speaker 2: on a Koma patient joke.
• 22:21
  Speaker 1: I didn't give two shits about their competition. I'm gonna
• 22:24
  Speaker 1: keep it one hundred with y'all. Right now, look, man,
• 22:28
  Speaker 1: these motherfuckers are adults now, and they're playing like Turk
• 22:32
  Speaker 1: gets all bent out of shape and Cox is all
• 22:35
  Speaker 1: freaking He's it's almost like he I don't know, man,
• 22:39
  Speaker 1: Like if you're going to battle somebody battle other people,
• 22:42
  Speaker 1: these two shouldn't be battling right now. But they don't
• 22:44
  Speaker 1: have anything to write about. So they're like, let's rite
• 22:46
  Speaker 1: that these two battle, you know, and.
• 22:48
  Speaker 2: Also you need a storyline for Turk. That's the conundrum.
• 22:51
  Speaker 2: You get rid of JD and you get rid of
• 22:52
  Speaker 2: Carla what you know, they had to figure out a
• 22:55
  Speaker 2: storyline for you.
• 22:56
  Speaker 1: They had nothing to write for me.
• 22:58
  Speaker 2: That's why I said, you didn't ever have a relationship
• 23:01
  Speaker 2: really with Cox before in one three you know we had.
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: A competitive relationship, but it.
• 23:05
  Speaker 2: Wasn't but not you didn't have a lot of Cock storylines.
• 23:07
  Speaker 1: Right, No, No, because he wasn't my mentor. You know
• 23:10
  Speaker 1: what I mean, he was your mentor.
• 23:12
  Speaker 2: You had doctor Wynn.
• 23:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so it doesn't make sense like all of a
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: sudden they're hanging out. They're kind of but like it's
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: the Kelso role, Like all of a sudden, Turk has
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: become somewhat of the Kelso role where they're friends. But no,
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: you're not kill each other, yeah Kelso.
• 23:30
  Speaker 2: Now oh you mean the fact that they had ribbed
• 23:32
  Speaker 2: each other. Yeah, all right, So there's this whole set
• 23:35
  Speaker 2: piece where they're gonna race. Turk uses a fake grand
• 23:39
  Speaker 2: someone another doctor to try and distract Cos. Then Cox
• 23:43
  Speaker 2: unless Todd to grab Turk or Rob only got the door.
• 23:46
  Speaker 2: How do you bring Rob Mashio to set and only
• 23:49
  Speaker 2: have him to do that.
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: Joke rocking a hard Place five?
• 23:52
  Speaker 2: It was so bad Only it was only one laugh
• 23:55
  Speaker 2: I had in this whole episode.
• 23:56
  Speaker 1: I had one laugh too, And I know what your
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: laugh was are you talking? Is this speaking or Raheem
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: was speaking? Or DeShawn? That's the only laugh I had.
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: And I knew you were gonna laugh at that ship too.
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: I laughed so hard at that ship laugh. I laughed.
• 24:21
  Speaker 2: I knew that Donna would laugh at that ship. By
• 24:23
  Speaker 2: the way, I had to rewind it because like, did
• 24:24
  Speaker 2: I hear that?
• 24:25
  Speaker 3: Right?
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah? Oh god? Yeah? And you let you know, you
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: try to make me when we have sex role players
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: black guys. Now, is this Cole speaking or sham? Right
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: then and there, I was like, but right then in
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: there you realize, holy ship, she wants sex now, because
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: if it's DeShawn, she's down the fox. Is this to Shawn?
• 24:45
  Speaker 2: She said that so straight. She was like, is this
• 24:48
  Speaker 2: Cole speaking or DeShawn?
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: I laughed at that ship so hard. Part of me
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: was like, I shouldn't be laughing at this. That's this
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: is like a little this is like a little like
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: not funny. But I laughed still.
• 25:08
  Speaker 2: I thought it was funny. I mean, yeah, it's totally.
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: I mean it's funny and like it's funny in a
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: racist way.
• 25:14
  Speaker 2: I don't know. I mean, you tell me, I guess.
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: The motherfucker's walking around the hospital speaking slang out of
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: his mind. Everything's yo a b a yo yo co.
• 25:26
  Speaker 2: She tells him all the ship he can't say, which
• 25:28
  Speaker 2: are all that, and it's.
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: All fucking It's all fucking slang coming from the black
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: community pretty much, and it's like, wait a second, hold up.
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: Not only is he not allowed to say this, but
• 25:38
  Speaker 1: when you fantasize about fucking him, he's a black dude named.
• 25:42
  Speaker 2: Deshaun only sometimes, I think only sometimes, so part of it.
• 25:47
  Speaker 1: Like, as I'm laughing, I was like, this is the
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: racist shit I've ever laughed at in my life, one
• 25:51
  Speaker 1: of the most racist moments.
• 25:52
  Speaker 4: But Prentice Penny wrote this episode, Donald, Who's that Princess?
• 25:57
  Speaker 4: Penny later becomes a showrunner for Insecure or Insecure?
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: That right?
• 26:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, Well he's written by an African American. Donald.
• 26:04
  Speaker 2: Don't know if that helps you at all.
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but it's a one African American and all white writers.
• 26:09
  Speaker 2: I'm a feeling the African American person probably wrote that shoke.
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: Well, yeah, because trying to make the writ the white
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: writers laugh. All y'all know what the fuck I'm talking about? Joe,
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: You can't even look at me. Yeah, you know exactly what.
• 26:33
  Speaker 2: We should have. We should have him on the show, Joelle.
• 26:38
  Speaker 4: We were trying to reach out to his folks.
• 26:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I know, but he might want to talk about
• 26:44
  Speaker 2: his Scrub season nine experience. Okay, so then you guys
• 26:48
  Speaker 2: race to Turkean Cocks have a race to a building.
• 26:54
  Speaker 2: They encountered these security guards. He did, and then we
• 26:58
  Speaker 2: learned that the white security guard says about the black
• 27:02
  Speaker 2: security guard he did security for er. He and Eric
• 27:06
  Speaker 2: Lasal go to the same church.
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: Okay, we got to go back.
• 27:11
  Speaker 2: What are we gonna go back to?
• 27:13
  Speaker 1: Well, the whole I'm not sure if this is the
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: B storyline or the C storyline. The whole storyline is
• 27:18
  Speaker 1: about this damn cart and half cart. Yeah, it's parked
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: in front of the emergency entrance and Denise wants to
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: move it and gets reprimanded by the security guards for
• 27:32
  Speaker 1: trying to move the cart out of the hat and
• 27:35
  Speaker 1: run right.
• 27:36
  Speaker 2: They're very pissed off because that's their whole identity, is
• 27:38
  Speaker 2: the cart.
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: And so she's like, bet, if that's your identity, I'm
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: fucking with your identity. So her and Drew decide to
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: mess with the security.
• 27:49
  Speaker 2: They're going to go to war with the security guards
• 27:51
  Speaker 2: over this golf cart. And they have a zillion keys
• 27:54
  Speaker 2: made and give them to everyone. So everyone is all
• 27:57
  Speaker 2: sudden so excited to drive the cart around.
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: Everyone has access to the cart. And the crazy thing
• 28:03
  Speaker 1: is is that the security guards can't find the cart.
• 28:07
  Speaker 2: Like you know, they can't shine the cart.
• 28:09
  Speaker 1: Not only can they not find it, but they'll have
• 28:11
  Speaker 1: their backs to it, and that shit zips by.
• 28:14
  Speaker 7: Now.
• 28:14
  Speaker 1: I don't know about y'all. I have yet to hear
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: a golf cart that's quiet.
• 28:20
  Speaker 4: I've been to Catalina Island. Sounds like golf cart.
• 28:25
  Speaker 1: Even the Silent Ones.
• 28:29
  Speaker 2: Right, well, they are not. I mean it as brought
• 28:32
  Speaker 2: as this show. They're in a different show. So because
• 28:36
  Speaker 2: you lost to bets to Cox, you Turk has to say,
• 28:39
  Speaker 2: doctor Cox is hella foxy.
• 28:41
  Speaker 1: Doctor Coxy is Helafox.
• 28:43
  Speaker 2: Doctor Coxy is hella Foxy. Cole is always late.
• 28:47
  Speaker 4: Uh.
• 28:47
  Speaker 2: He went to sea World and he swam with walruses,
• 28:51
  Speaker 2: I mean, what the fuck? And then he didn't bring
• 28:54
  Speaker 2: his slides to study group, so he gets kicked out
• 28:57
  Speaker 2: of study group.
• 29:00
  Speaker 1: Everyone everyone, it seems like everyone's mad at coal. At
• 29:04
  Speaker 1: the end of the study group, situation.
• 29:06
  Speaker 2: No one likes Coal except nobody likes Coal at all.
• 29:11
  Speaker 2: He's so inappropriate and Uh. The only person who seems
• 29:14
  Speaker 2: to like him is Lucy, who you know, throughout the
• 29:17
  Speaker 2: whole season so far, we think it's just because he's
• 29:20
  Speaker 2: handsome and she's having you know, just booty call sex
• 29:24
  Speaker 2: with him. But throughout this I guess if there's any
• 29:27
  Speaker 2: arc of this episode at all, it's that she realizes
• 29:31
  Speaker 2: that she actually has feelings for him. We meet Cox
• 29:36
  Speaker 2: and and Uh and Turk's patient named Art, who slings
• 29:40
  Speaker 2: peanuts at the ball game. He's got a problem, I think,
• 29:44
  Speaker 2: with his shoulder. But when they when they do their examination,
• 29:48
  Speaker 2: they realize he has a tumor, a very big tumor,
• 29:52
  Speaker 2: but because of his age and his condition, they're not
• 29:55
  Speaker 2: sure if they should operate on him.
• 29:57
  Speaker 1: And they push his Turk to operate.
• 30:01
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 30:01
  Speaker 2: Cox pushes Turk to operate because he says, listen, he's
• 30:05
  Speaker 2: either gonna You're either gonna save him or he's going
• 30:08
  Speaker 2: to have six months to live, six months to live,
• 30:11
  Speaker 2: and we should we should try, And so Cox pushes
• 30:14
  Speaker 2: Turk to do the surgery. Doctor Coxy is so foxy,
• 30:18
  Speaker 2: you keep being forced to say that.
• 30:21
  Speaker 1: Around the hospital. Yes, in the trick candle sex situation.
• 30:28
  Speaker 2: Where yeah, let's good break, and when we come back,
• 30:30
  Speaker 2: we're going to talk about what is known as the
• 30:33
  Speaker 2: trick candle sex situation. It'll be right back.
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: And that's what I'm talking about. Yeah, right. I wasn't
• 30:53
  Speaker 1: paying attention and looking at the screen, so I thought
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: it was like a scented candle. And so when I
• 30:57
  Speaker 1: looked up and it was a number two and it
• 30:59
  Speaker 1: was a birthday candle.
• 31:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I was a bit confused because she said something like.
• 31:05
  Speaker 1: Till the candle goes out, the things last a while. Mano,
• 31:09
  Speaker 1: the number of candles left, Coke could go Coke got
• 31:12
  Speaker 1: that porn.
• 31:13
  Speaker 2: Stone you situation tracked how long the number two candle
• 31:17
  Speaker 2: would take to burn down?
• 31:19
  Speaker 1: My man? Yeah, when she said it was when I
• 31:22
  Speaker 1: looked down and it was a center candle and I
• 31:24
  Speaker 1: thought it was a center candle. It made me look up, like, what,
• 31:27
  Speaker 1: nobody can fuck as long as a candle. That's a book.
• 31:31
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna need that for the soundboard down.
• 31:33
  Speaker 1: Nobody can fuck as long as a candle is lit. Nobody, nobody, nobody.
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: If I PU are you talking about, you're talking about
• 31:43
  Speaker 1: a honika candle. It was like, you gotta fuck it's
• 31:45
  Speaker 1: how long I last?
• 31:46
  Speaker 2: That's how long I last the honka candle? Wait, Donald,
• 31:57
  Speaker 2: you're saying, no one can last as long as they
• 31:59
  Speaker 2: scented candle.
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: That is it possible?
• 32:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 32:02
  Speaker 1: You are?
• 32:02
  Speaker 2: You are well. I don't think anyone would like that
• 32:05
  Speaker 2: at a certain point. It's it's it's uh, it's.
• 32:08
  Speaker 1: A lot everything's wrong.
• 32:10
  Speaker 2: Right, So are you more of a birthday candle, a
• 32:13
  Speaker 2: honka candle or a what's.
• 32:15
  Speaker 1: Your candles burned? A little bit slower than hand candle?
• 32:19
  Speaker 2: You're probably gonna get, you know, a half hour out
• 32:22
  Speaker 2: of Oh?
• 32:23
  Speaker 1: I thought you got eight nights out of no? No, no, okay.
• 32:27
  Speaker 2: No, you light the honic candles each night of hand?
• 32:30
  Speaker 2: And I would say, Daniel, you're a fellow semite. I
• 32:33
  Speaker 2: think they last about a half hour, right, I think
• 32:35
  Speaker 2: half hour sounds about right. Yeah, a birthday that's a
• 32:39
  Speaker 2: good A birthday candle's birthday candles? Too fast? A regular
• 32:42
  Speaker 2: one and you're saying this number two one would probably
• 32:46
  Speaker 2: be a very long time.
• 32:47
  Speaker 1: That shit goes all the way down. There's like a
• 32:49
  Speaker 1: little fucking nub at the end to that ship. Would
• 32:52
  Speaker 1: go and go and go and go.
• 32:54
  Speaker 2: Right, Well, I think it's I think, but.
• 32:57
  Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't you know, Cole.
• 32:59
  Speaker 2: And Lucy really enjoy their their sex, so we don't
• 33:02
  Speaker 2: know if maybe they purposefully take a long time. There
• 33:05
  Speaker 2: be there might be some edging involved.
• 33:09
  Speaker 1: Like a little edging. Go on, I'm listening. We just took.
• 33:30
  Speaker 2: I like a little edging. Go on?
• 33:32
  Speaker 5: You have?
• 33:43
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, let's get back to the show, all right,
• 33:46
  Speaker 2: So what the fuck they raced to Winston Hall. Cole's
• 33:51
  Speaker 2: not in the mood.
• 33:52
  Speaker 1: For stack up, Holy ship Gurney.
• 33:55
  Speaker 2: I was in shape, Yeah, you were in shape.
• 33:57
  Speaker 3: You look good?
• 33:58
  Speaker 1: I did. I look at my eye. There's no circles,
• 34:01
  Speaker 1: there's no bags, none of that shit. Man, I would,
• 34:04
  Speaker 1: I would. What's the name of a surgeon that can
• 34:07
  Speaker 1: get me back to that?
• 34:09
  Speaker 2: Well, it's called you going to the gym.
• 34:13
  Speaker 1: I don't know. Man, the wrinkles on my face there
• 34:16
  Speaker 1: weren't that many ten years ago when this show was Well, you.
• 34:19
  Speaker 2: Can have like you know, you can have a laser
• 34:22
  Speaker 2: skin peel. You could do lasers and ship Okay, I
• 34:25
  Speaker 2: mean your skin is wonderful, but you could you could
• 34:27
  Speaker 2: do stuff. Do you moisturize your face.
• 34:30
  Speaker 1: I don't.
• 34:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah. I think the simplest thing you could do at
• 34:33
  Speaker 2: our age is just put on moisturizer morning, and I don't.
• 34:37
  Speaker 1: I haven't used lotion for so long.
• 34:39
  Speaker 4: Donald, what yeah, is coming from inside the house?
• 34:43
  Speaker 1: How do you not have any lotion? No, we have lotion.
• 34:46
  Speaker 1: I just don't use that shit. I don't like the
• 34:48
  Speaker 1: way it feels on my body. It's something new as
• 34:50
  Speaker 1: I've gotten older, lotion.
• 34:52
  Speaker 2: But what about just a face cream just to moisturize.
• 34:54
  Speaker 1: I don't like the way that shit feels on my face.
• 34:56
  Speaker 1: It feels heavy.
• 34:57
  Speaker 4: For some reason, you're using the wrong brands.
• 34:59
  Speaker 1: But when I was younger, there was this lotion called
• 35:05
  Speaker 1: Palmer's Right, and it was like it wasn't It was
• 35:07
  Speaker 1: like a stick of cocoa butter pretty much. And since
• 35:10
  Speaker 1: then they changed the formula and it's not the same anymore.
• 35:13
  Speaker 1: That was the closest thing to having some type of
• 35:15
  Speaker 1: grease on my body where I'd be like, all right,
• 35:17
  Speaker 1: I'm alright with it because it smells really good, so
• 35:19
  Speaker 1: I'm going to let this go. But there's very few
• 35:22
  Speaker 1: lotions that I find that smell good. And then the
• 35:25
  Speaker 1: unscented ones seem to freaking dry out really quick. So
• 35:28
  Speaker 1: it's like, what the fuck did I put that on for?
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: You know what I mean?
• 35:31
  Speaker 2: But I have a moisturizer donald that I put on
• 35:33
  Speaker 2: my face this morning and night. It goes away within
• 35:37
  Speaker 2: the feeling of anything moist on you goes away within
• 35:40
  Speaker 2: fifteen seconds.
• 35:42
  Speaker 1: Right. But so what I was talking about is lotion
• 35:46
  Speaker 1: on my body and stuff like that.
• 35:47
  Speaker 2: But you start talking about wrinkles, right, no doubt.
• 35:49
  Speaker 1: But when we started talking about lotion and stuff I
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: don't put I don't like to do that shit. When
• 35:54
  Speaker 1: I do do that, I get Let's talk about face first.
• 35:57
  Speaker 1: When I do do when I do apply do lotion,
• 36:01
  Speaker 1: I know I heard it. That's why I change it.
• 36:03
  Speaker 1: I know. I know when I do apply moisturizer to
• 36:08
  Speaker 1: my face. When I wake up, I have dark circles
• 36:11
  Speaker 1: under my eyes. For some reason.
• 36:14
  Speaker 2: Is going to help you? Look at your wel skin.
• 36:16
  Speaker 2: Wouldn't you like to have skin like that? Look at that?
• 36:19
  Speaker 1: Wonderful?
• 36:20
  Speaker 4: This is time and effort and a lot of skin.
• 36:22
  Speaker 4: First of all, thank you, this's so well.
• 36:23
  Speaker 1: I would love to have your skin.
• 36:25
  Speaker 2: Granted you're younger than us, but man, you don't have
• 36:27
  Speaker 2: a single wrinkle.
• 36:29
  Speaker 1: Okay, so much, so much effort. I would wear it like, Okay,
• 36:35
  Speaker 1: everyone called it.
• 36:36
  Speaker 4: I would say, for first of all, if you work
• 36:38
  Speaker 4: for a skincare company and you want to send us products,
• 36:40
  Speaker 4: so figure absolutely. But also donald also do I use
• 36:45
  Speaker 4: verst It's really light, it won't clog your pores, it
• 36:47
  Speaker 4: keeps you like nurse throughout the day. Also, there's definitely
• 36:50
  Speaker 4: a body lotion for you that's not going to just
• 36:53
  Speaker 4: I feel. I know Casey's got something for you. I'm
• 36:56
  Speaker 4: a text Casey.
• 36:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah, case I mean we went, we went down a
• 36:59
  Speaker 1: rabbit hole, man, and we went and tried. Like so,
• 37:01
  Speaker 1: we bought another form of cocoa butter lotion that was
• 37:04
  Speaker 1: working really well, and they changed. Everybody changes their fucking formula, man,
• 37:08
  Speaker 1: And that's when it's like, wait a second, just don't
• 37:11
  Speaker 1: smell the same. This smells different. Like That's what it
• 37:13
  Speaker 1: really boils down to. Like, if I'm gonna put cake
• 37:16
  Speaker 1: on me like a shit, turn a lotion on me,
• 37:18
  Speaker 1: at least let it smell good so I don't feel
• 37:20
  Speaker 1: like I'm walking around with a freaking body.
• 37:26
  Speaker 2: I don't really care about your body lotion. I'm trying
• 37:29
  Speaker 2: to help you because you said you were worried about
• 37:31
  Speaker 2: your ear skin wrinkles. So there's things you can do
• 37:33
  Speaker 2: for your eyes and your wrinkles that will at least
• 37:35
  Speaker 2: help you.
• 37:37
  Speaker 1: Dude, I was, Look, I've gone through it all. I
• 37:40
  Speaker 1: remember I was spending thousands of dollars on skincare at
• 37:43
  Speaker 1: one point, and then I realized, I don't need that
• 37:45
  Speaker 1: shit right now. You know what I mean, get it
• 37:47
  Speaker 1: when I need it, you know what I mean. Like
• 37:50
  Speaker 1: my whole life, I've been told I have great skin.
• 37:52
  Speaker 1: You do, but now you're fitty, but now I'm fifty,
• 37:55
  Speaker 1: no doubt. But my whole life I've been told I
• 37:58
  Speaker 1: have great skin. And with that I have been, you know,
• 38:03
  Speaker 1: in search for some reason to try to make it better.
• 38:06
  Speaker 1: I don't know. But like, if it ain't broke, why fix?
• 38:10
  Speaker 1: I just got you. I just no doubt. I would
• 38:12
  Speaker 1: like to. Sustainability is a look at Jo's skin.
• 38:16
  Speaker 2: Look at Joel's skin.
• 38:16
  Speaker 1: It's amazing. That could be Joelle's twenty two.
• 38:19
  Speaker 2: That could be you.
• 38:20
  Speaker 1: I love that. Let's just go with that. Joel twenty two.
• 38:24
  Speaker 2: Joela is twenty two years old. Joel's twenty two.
• 38:28
  Speaker 1: The most responsible twenty two year old, I've ever met
• 38:31
  Speaker 1: my wife. There we go.
• 38:32
  Speaker 2: We hired Joel when she was seventeen.
• 38:34
  Speaker 1: When she was seventeen years old. She came up in
• 38:37
  Speaker 1: here running this thing.
• 38:38
  Speaker 2: You like to whine about ship, but then you don't
• 38:40
  Speaker 2: take action.
• 38:41
  Speaker 1: No, I'm a bitch.
• 38:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like you can take it. You're like, I'm
• 38:45
  Speaker 2: pissed that I'm out of shape. All right, Well, then
• 38:47
  Speaker 2: go work out.
• 38:48
  Speaker 1: No, I don't want to pissed.
• 38:49
  Speaker 2: I got wrinkles. Put some fucking face lotion.
• 38:51
  Speaker 3: I don't want to.
• 38:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah, we tried. We tried.
• 38:54
  Speaker 1: No, So Lucy lies to Cole. Lucy lies to Cole
• 38:58
  Speaker 1: and tells him that he's not invited back that she asked.
• 39:01
  Speaker 3: She tried.
• 39:03
  Speaker 1: She I tried, I asked Drew, and Drew said you
• 39:05
  Speaker 1: know what. Nah. Well Cole goes to Drew and says, yo,
• 39:09
  Speaker 1: why don't you let me back in the group, And
• 39:12
  Speaker 1: Drew said I didn't. She never asked me, dude. And
• 39:15
  Speaker 1: so now Cole's back in the group because Lucy never communicated.
• 39:19
  Speaker 2: Now, imagine to be dedicating this much screen time to
• 39:22
  Speaker 2: that storyline whether or not Cole is allowed back in
• 39:26
  Speaker 2: the study group.
• 39:29
  Speaker 1: Well, this is the this was the way.
• 39:30
  Speaker 2: Did you see Colonel Doctor partying in the golf cart? Man?
• 39:32
  Speaker 2: He was so excited to be in that golf cart. Yeah, Like,
• 39:36
  Speaker 2: why are these There's like this moment where these old
• 39:38
  Speaker 2: doctors are like it's like they're on ecstasy or something,
• 39:42
  Speaker 2: but they're so happy to be in the golf cart. Yeah,
• 39:45
  Speaker 2: why do they love the golf cart so much?
• 39:47
  Speaker 1: I understand, don't don't owe people love golf carts.
• 39:51
  Speaker 2: I don't know. Do well google that?
• 39:53
  Speaker 5: Man?
• 39:53
  Speaker 1: If I was an old man and I could have
• 39:56
  Speaker 1: drive around in a golf cart everywhere I go.
• 39:59
  Speaker 2: I mean, yeah, you might be like, oh, it's nice
• 40:01
  Speaker 2: to have a golf cart, but these dudes are like raging.
• 40:04
  Speaker 1: Have you ever written in a golf cart before?
• 40:05
  Speaker 2: I love driving a golf cart exactly, But I just
• 40:08
  Speaker 2: have a smile on my face.
• 40:09
  Speaker 1: I'm not like, yeah, you don't got your hands up
• 40:13
  Speaker 1: in the air like you're on a roller coaster.
• 40:15
  Speaker 2: I love a golf cart.
• 40:16
  Speaker 6: You know.
• 40:16
  Speaker 2: Whenever I'm on the back lot and I'm allowed to
• 40:18
  Speaker 2: drive a golf cart, I feel so special.
• 40:20
  Speaker 1: It's the best feeling ever.
• 40:23
  Speaker 2: It's fun to drive a golf card, especially around a
• 40:25
  Speaker 2: back lot.
• 40:26
  Speaker 1: It's fun to drive a golf cart on a golf course.
• 40:29
  Speaker 1: How about that?
• 40:29
  Speaker 2: I'll bet that's true. But then you don't get your exercise, right,
• 40:32
  Speaker 2: this isn't the whole.
• 40:33
  Speaker 1: If you need to get your steps, well, that's the thing. Man.
• 40:36
  Speaker 1: The older you get, the more you're like, I don't
• 40:38
  Speaker 1: necessarily want the cart anymore because now you're trying to Yeah,
• 40:43
  Speaker 1: you want to turn it all the time and shit
• 40:45
  Speaker 1: like that.
• 40:45
  Speaker 2: Right, you have no interesting in the golf, do you?
• 40:49
  Speaker 1: Right now?
• 40:49
  Speaker 4: No?
• 40:50
  Speaker 1: I have no interest in getting back in the golf.
• 40:52
  Speaker 2: You went so into it, you got so.
• 40:54
  Speaker 1: Hard ten years ten years deep. I got the lowest
• 40:58
  Speaker 1: I ever shot was two under.
• 41:00
  Speaker 2: Why don't you bring your family to that what's that
• 41:02
  Speaker 2: place called where there's like food and it's a driving
• 41:05
  Speaker 2: range and top golf? You know, why don't you bring
• 41:07
  Speaker 2: your family to top golf?
• 41:09
  Speaker 1: It's fun when you got a bunch of kids and
• 41:10
  Speaker 1: you take them to top golf and they've never played
• 41:12
  Speaker 1: golf before. That's a lot of fun. Yeah, taking my
• 41:15
  Speaker 1: kids to top golf, like Rocco and Wilder to Top Golf. Yeah,
• 41:22
  Speaker 1: they're not going to have as much fun as I'm
• 41:24
  Speaker 1: going to have there because there's so many things for
• 41:27
  Speaker 1: adults at Top Golf. It's for adults.
• 41:29
  Speaker 2: Oh, it's more of like an adult place.
• 41:31
  Speaker 1: But if you can get a party gone with a
• 41:33
  Speaker 1: bunch of kids, listen, it becomes like it can be
• 41:36
  Speaker 1: a kid.
• 41:36
  Speaker 2: I drove by the one in Vegas when I was huge,
• 41:39
  Speaker 2: when we were at F one. Remember we were with
• 41:41
  Speaker 2: me and gosh, that looks I mean, I have no interest,
• 41:44
  Speaker 2: but it looks so fun.
• 41:46
  Speaker 1: Well, yeah, because you freaking eat chicken wings, you freaking
• 41:49
  Speaker 1: hit golf.
• 41:50
  Speaker 2: It's like a bowling alley but like four stories. Yeah,
• 41:53
  Speaker 2: and they had screens playing like sports.
• 42:00
  Speaker 1: We took my kids.
• 42:01
  Speaker 2: We took at something and gone, that looks like so
• 42:04
  Speaker 2: much fun for people that are into that. Yes, like
• 42:08
  Speaker 2: that's how I felt. I was like, I don't want
• 42:10
  Speaker 2: to go. But if I was into that, that looks amazing.
• 42:15
  Speaker 1: You take that back once you go. We took my
• 42:18
  Speaker 1: son's basketball team, the guard Dogs, the Inglewood guard Dogs.
• 42:20
  Speaker 1: Shout out Inglewood guard Dogs.
• 42:22
  Speaker 2: Shout out to the Englewood guard Dogs. Everybody.
• 42:24
  Speaker 1: We took them to the Top Golf in Vegas. They
• 42:26
  Speaker 1: had a tournament in Vegas and we took them. All
• 42:29
  Speaker 1: the parents and these kids had so much fun, and
• 42:33
  Speaker 1: none of them had ever played golf before. Only my
• 42:35
  Speaker 1: kids had played golf, really, and then one other kid
• 42:37
  Speaker 1: had played golf, but all the other kids had never
• 42:39
  Speaker 1: played golf before and had so much fun trying to play.
• 42:42
  Speaker 1: It's like playing skee ball with a stick and a ball.
• 42:45
  Speaker 2: It's so many things I don't want to do, watch sports,
• 42:48
  Speaker 2: play golf, and excessively drink. But if I loved all
• 42:52
  Speaker 2: of them, it seems like heaven to me.
• 42:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah, top, Well that's what that was my introduction into golf,
• 42:59
  Speaker 1: not golf. But you go play golf, you drink heavily,
• 43:03
  Speaker 1: and then you bet a bunch of money and at
• 43:06
  Speaker 1: the end of the day, hopefully you still have cash,
• 43:08
  Speaker 1: you know what I mean, bring your money because we're
• 43:11
  Speaker 1: playing golf.
• 43:12
  Speaker 2: Sounds like a great time.
• 43:13
  Speaker 1: It was a great time. And then if you're into
• 43:15
  Speaker 1: that ship, I'm over it now.
• 43:16
  Speaker 2: All right, Well we should take a break. We're gonna
• 43:17
  Speaker 2: take another break and we come back. We're gonna talk
• 43:19
  Speaker 2: about this really preposterously horrible episode. We'll be right back.
• 43:23
  Speaker 3: Wow, you honor me, all right.
• 43:34
  Speaker 2: So to Turk loses Art in the surgery, and he's
• 43:37
  Speaker 2: very pissed off about it understandably, but you know he can't.
• 43:41
  Speaker 2: You can't save everyone. And he tried, and he tried,
• 43:44
  Speaker 2: and he's mad at Cox.
• 43:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and then he and then he realizes he's not
• 43:51
  Speaker 1: He realizes Cox was looking I don't see. I don't
• 43:54
  Speaker 1: get this. At the end, I realized you were looking
• 43:56
  Speaker 1: out for me and you had my back, et cetera,
• 43:58
  Speaker 1: et cetera. And it was like, wait a second, he
• 44:01
  Speaker 1: forced you into this. He didn't have your fucking back.
• 44:03
  Speaker 1: He was being selfish, trying to make this guy live law.
• 44:06
  Speaker 1: He was trying to be a superhero. He wanted the
• 44:08
  Speaker 1: fact that he wanted to save this guy another year
• 44:12
  Speaker 1: or three to four years. He wasn't looking at it.
• 44:14
  Speaker 2: Well, he did, no. I think he did.
• 44:16
  Speaker 3: Believe.
• 44:16
  Speaker 2: You have to believe that Cox is always because he's,
• 44:21
  Speaker 2: you know, such a noble person, that he's always trying
• 44:23
  Speaker 2: to do the right thing. He went the more aggressive
• 44:26
  Speaker 2: route and and and sometimes that's not going to pay off,
• 44:29
  Speaker 2: but he he he wanted the best for Art and
• 44:32
  Speaker 2: this time he bet wrong.
• 44:35
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 44:36
  Speaker 2: I'm sure a lot of doctors deal with they battle
• 44:38
  Speaker 2: like I got to this one's a gamble, but I
• 44:40
  Speaker 2: got to go for it. And I'm sure that's something
• 44:42
  Speaker 2: that a lot of doctors have to wrestle with, right.
• 44:47
  Speaker 1: I just think Turk, when confronted with this at the end,
• 44:57
  Speaker 1: it wasn't the fact that Cox believed in him and
• 45:02
  Speaker 1: that was why he pushed him into the surgery. It
• 45:06
  Speaker 1: was because Cox was trying to gamble on this man.
• 45:10
  Speaker 1: Like you just said, he took a gamble. He was
• 45:12
  Speaker 1: trying to save this man's life for the reason of
• 45:18
  Speaker 1: he liked the guy, and not necessarily because he believed
• 45:21
  Speaker 1: Turk could do it. You go in there and you
• 45:23
  Speaker 1: save him, because you can do it. Turk's like, this
• 45:26
  Speaker 1: motherfucker is gonna die, right, You go in there and
• 45:29
  Speaker 1: you save him.
• 45:30
  Speaker 2: All you're saying so so so Cox is love of
• 45:33
  Speaker 2: the man may have pushed him to the wrong decision.
• 45:35
  Speaker 2: I understand, yes, And I.
• 45:37
  Speaker 1: Don't think it's the wrong decision. It might have been
• 45:39
  Speaker 1: the right decision. I'm just saying.
• 45:40
  Speaker 2: The guards apologize to the cart. They've been convinced that
• 45:43
  Speaker 2: the cart has its own soul and that the cart
• 45:48
  Speaker 2: is mad at them and has left them.
• 45:52
  Speaker 1: At one point, storyline, Cox.
• 45:54
  Speaker 2: I don't know. At one point, they're lying on the
• 45:56
  Speaker 2: ground looking up at the clouds, thinking about all the
• 45:58
  Speaker 2: different food items that the clouds look like.
• 46:02
  Speaker 1: Like, where did the storyline up the cart them missing
• 46:05
  Speaker 1: the cart?
• 46:06
  Speaker 2: Someone convinced them that the cart was mad at them
• 46:09
  Speaker 2: because they kick it and they don't treat it well.
• 46:11
  Speaker 4: Yeah, Denise was like basically abusing the cart, and so.
• 46:15
  Speaker 1: She left on her own.
• 46:17
  Speaker 4: Yeah, the cart apologize, it'll roll.
• 46:19
  Speaker 2: Back right, And then Drew rolls the cart in so
• 46:24
  Speaker 2: that it just magically appears, and the guys are convinced.
• 46:26
  Speaker 2: And now and then when that later when we see them,
• 46:28
  Speaker 2: they're like buffing it and they're like really taking care
• 46:31
  Speaker 2: of the car. It's so bad. It's like a It's
• 46:33
  Speaker 2: like a Nickelodeon uh line storyline.
• 46:38
  Speaker 4: They're not far off.
• 46:39
  Speaker 1: This is something like I feel like Zach would go through.
• 46:43
  Speaker 2: Yeah, this is like a Zack and Cody storyline. Now
• 46:46
  Speaker 2: we gotta take care of the cart.
• 46:49
  Speaker 1: This is a Sweet Life of Zack and Cody storyline. Yeah.
• 46:52
  Speaker 2: I feel like this is something Phil lewis so would
• 46:53
  Speaker 2: be doing on Sweet Life of Zack and Cody. I
• 46:58
  Speaker 2: feel like this is a storyline that would like this, you.
• 47:01
  Speaker 1: Haven't gone that's what the that's what they said to
• 47:05
  Speaker 1: the car.
• 47:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah, at the end of Zach and Cody, the car
• 47:09
  Speaker 2: rolls back and they're like, you haven't gone, and now.
• 47:13
  Speaker 1: They makes the line reading even worse. But if he
• 47:15
  Speaker 1: said it like.
• 47:16
  Speaker 2: That, all right, then then Lucy decides she likes Cale,
• 47:22
  Speaker 2: and Turks calls her a crazy white girl, and uh,
• 47:27
  Speaker 2: you get the summation of the episode. This hospital is
• 47:29
  Speaker 2: so brutal that if you can actually find someone to
• 47:32
  Speaker 2: help you get through it, then you're lucky. Everyone needs
• 47:35
  Speaker 2: someone to watch their back. And then then then then.
• 47:41
  Speaker 1: Where I'm just trying to in the story? Where was
• 47:46
  Speaker 1: that in the story watch My Back? Where was watch
• 47:48
  Speaker 1: My back? And the whole story up to that point?
• 47:50
  Speaker 2: I know, I guess it's that Drew and at Denise's
• 47:55
  Speaker 2: back because she was yelled at by the security guard.
• 47:58
  Speaker 2: So they were going to get even with Theecurity.
• 48:00
  Speaker 1: Guards and that's reaching. Bro.
• 48:03
  Speaker 2: I don't know what. How did Lucy or Cole have
• 48:05
  Speaker 2: each other's back there? I have no idea.
• 48:08
  Speaker 4: Lucy confesses that she loves him in front of a
• 48:10
  Speaker 4: big audio.
• 48:11
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, she does a big announcement that she loves.
• 48:14
  Speaker 1: Him, So that means she's got his back.
• 48:17
  Speaker 2: Right, I guess, Yeah, and then you have to say
• 48:20
  Speaker 2: to Cox, excuse me. No, Cox has to say to
• 48:24
  Speaker 2: two D doctor Turk.
• 48:26
  Speaker 1: Secutie because I am baby.
• 48:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah. And then Lucy decides she's gonna change.
• 48:31
  Speaker 1: Coal, and he no longer can say he's.
• 48:34
  Speaker 2: Not allowed to say all these things.
• 48:36
  Speaker 1: He says, what a duned couple the Scrubs.
• 48:39
  Speaker 2: And WICKI noted that there's no songs in the episode
• 48:41
  Speaker 2: outside of score, and there's no fantasies in the episode.
• 48:45
  Speaker 2: And then, as I said, it's the lowest in the
• 48:47
  Speaker 2: clip show, it's the lowest rated of all Scrubs episodes.
• 48:51
  Speaker 2: B Bum, bum bum.
• 48:55
  Speaker 1: That doesn't make me feel good, guys, I'm gonna keep
• 48:57
  Speaker 1: it one hundred.
• 48:57
  Speaker 2: Well, it's why winding to a close, Donald what I
• 49:00
  Speaker 2: know about usually.
• 49:02
  Speaker 1: Which shows, even if they're bad, Even when shows are bad,
• 49:05
  Speaker 1: as the season progresses, the show gets better and things
• 49:08
  Speaker 1: start to happen, you know, But usually that's what happens
• 49:13
  Speaker 1: from the beginning to the end. The writers have gained
• 49:17
  Speaker 1: some experience, the actors have gained some experience, and things
• 49:20
  Speaker 1: start to change a little bit. That doesn't necessarily mean
• 49:22
  Speaker 1: the show gets better, but I mean it's a better show.
• 49:25
  Speaker 1: But the groove and the and the and the and
• 49:30
  Speaker 1: I don't know, but usually it seems to escalate. This
• 49:35
  Speaker 1: doesn't escalate, this doesn't get There are no stakes for
• 49:38
  Speaker 1: these kids right now, like there's nothing going on for
• 49:41
  Speaker 1: these I don't know, man.
• 49:43
  Speaker 2: Well, goodness, it all works out for them. They they
• 49:46
  Speaker 2: all end up having wonderful careers. All right, Joelle, do
• 49:49
  Speaker 2: you have any callers for us?
• 49:51
  Speaker 4: We have a call area if we go to break
• 49:52
  Speaker 4: and come back.
• 49:53
  Speaker 2: We're gonna go to break and when you're gonna hear
• 49:55
  Speaker 2: one of Joelle's reviews of that she collects off the
• 49:59
  Speaker 2: interweaps will be right back.
• 50:08
  Speaker 6: Zach and Donald are gay, newlyweds in house arrest, and we're.
• 50:16
  Speaker 2: Take it away.
• 50:19
  Speaker 5: Hey, my name is Raffio Davona. Now to talk about
• 50:24
  Speaker 5: episode nine zero eight our couples. Recently rewatching this episode
• 50:29
  Speaker 5: in preparation for this, I was reminded of just how
• 50:32
  Speaker 5: funny Season nine can be when it's firing on all cylinders.
• 50:36
  Speaker 5: After a few episodes of the characters finding their footing,
• 50:39
  Speaker 5: we're trying to really get that classic Scrubs feeling back.
• 50:41
  Speaker 5: So starting with Denise and Drew, right, they're messing with
• 50:44
  Speaker 5: the security guards and their golf card, and they're really
• 50:46
  Speaker 5: bonding as a couple right in their mutual love of
• 50:50
  Speaker 5: messing with others. So you see them become more well
• 50:53
  Speaker 5: rounded characters. You see some great laugh out a loud
• 50:56
  Speaker 5: moments with the two security guards. I mean, I'm sure
• 50:59
  Speaker 5: not the only one who thought that they had a
• 51:02
  Speaker 5: little bit of a guy love going on between those two, right,
• 51:04
  Speaker 5: Like there's a little bit of Turk and JD in them.
• 51:06
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 51:08
  Speaker 5: Next year, we had that relationship between doctor Cox and
• 51:10
  Speaker 5: Turk where even though they are seasoned vets at this
• 51:13
  Speaker 5: point in their career, there's always that doubt in the
• 51:16
  Speaker 5: back of your mind about hey, am I doing the
• 51:18
  Speaker 5: right thing? And they realize how much they need each
• 51:21
  Speaker 5: other and need to have each other's back and belief
• 51:24
  Speaker 5: in each other, right, And that's something to be said
• 51:28
  Speaker 5: about that that even after all these years, these two
• 51:30
  Speaker 5: are still learning, they're still growing in their relationships. And
• 51:33
  Speaker 5: I was I just want to take a second to
• 51:35
  Speaker 5: just shout out how much ups Donald had when he
• 51:39
  Speaker 5: jumped over that gurney, Like, holy shit, had some air
• 51:42
  Speaker 5: all right. Last main storyline in this Cole and Lucy
• 51:47
  Speaker 5: and Cole has been a tremendous douche up to this
• 51:51
  Speaker 5: point in the season, but you really see someone who
• 51:54
  Speaker 5: was redeemable starting to poke through there.
• 51:56
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 51:56
  Speaker 5: Not only that, Cole had also one of the funniest
• 51:59
  Speaker 5: lines and in the season when he yelled at Lucy
• 52:02
  Speaker 5: when she got in front of his golf cart and
• 52:04
  Speaker 5: he yelled at her that's how Gardners die the way
• 52:08
  Speaker 5: he said that he has seen some things. Man, he
• 52:11
  Speaker 5: has seen that. But also I just want to just
• 52:13
  Speaker 5: shout out Dave Franco as well, because he made that
• 52:17
  Speaker 5: character being you know, almost irredeemable in the first half
• 52:20
  Speaker 5: of the season to someone you kind of root for
• 52:22
  Speaker 5: here and not all actors could flip that switch, and
• 52:25
  Speaker 5: Franco does it like seamlessly, right. So Yeah, this episode
• 52:30
  Speaker 5: was fantastic, hilarious, full of heart, and I'd put it
• 52:33
  Speaker 5: up in the higher tier Scrubs episodes easily. Another thing
• 52:38
  Speaker 5: I just want to say too, for people that are
• 52:39
  Speaker 5: hating on season nine, remember Scrubs proper Scrubs had eight
• 52:44
  Speaker 5: seasons to get to where it was. Those characters that
• 52:46
  Speaker 5: eight seasons to evolve, you know, here, to get them
• 52:51
  Speaker 5: to learn to know these characters and you know you're
• 52:55
  Speaker 5: not going to be fully formed in this thirteen episodes.
• 52:58
  Speaker 5: I think of the show to win on more, I
• 53:00
  Speaker 5: think would have got a better following and it would
• 53:02
  Speaker 5: not have been looked down upon as much it is
• 53:04
  Speaker 5: is now. But with that being said, thanks for taking
• 53:07
  Speaker 5: the time to listen to me. I hope you'll have
• 53:08
  Speaker 5: a great one.
• 53:10
  Speaker 2: Amazing.
• 53:10
  Speaker 1: I totally agree with him.
• 53:12
  Speaker 2: Now you don't.
• 53:13
  Speaker 1: I disagree Raphael.
• 53:15
  Speaker 2: You know, this reminded me Joelle of you know, in
• 53:17
  Speaker 2: a courtroom, how Donald and I were like the prosecutors,
• 53:21
  Speaker 2: and then Raphael served as the defense attorney, and so
• 53:26
  Speaker 2: as prosecutors. We don't agree with Raphael, but it was
• 53:29
  Speaker 2: nice to hear him articulate the defense's position.
• 53:33
  Speaker 1: I agree, I can. The one thing that I do
• 53:35
  Speaker 1: agree with him on is that Dave Franco is funny, phenomenal.
• 53:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah he is.
• 53:39
  Speaker 1: I do agree with him with that. I think Dave
• 53:42
  Speaker 1: Franco is one of he's when we were doing this show,
• 53:44
  Speaker 1: he was one of my favorite people to be around
• 53:46
  Speaker 1: when we were making this.
• 53:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah, well it's also just the sweetest dude in the world. Well,
• 53:51
  Speaker 2: that's our show, everybody. Thank you for tuning in, Thank
• 53:53
  Speaker 2: you for spending your time. With us. We appreciate it.
• 53:56
  Speaker 2: You know, you have lots of podcasts to choose from.
• 53:58
  Speaker 2: There's murder, there's like a million, there's murder ones, there's
• 54:01
  Speaker 2: health ones, there's gossip ones, and yet you chose to
• 54:05
  Speaker 2: spend your time with us, and we really appreciate you.
• 54:08
  Speaker 1: Thank you for being a friend.
• 54:11
  Speaker 2: Yes, thank you.
• 54:12
  Speaker 1: We didn't even mention the road and back again.
• 54:16
  Speaker 2: We didn't even mention The very first line of the
• 54:18
  Speaker 2: episode is that Cole's computer doesn't work because he's downloading
• 54:21
  Speaker 2: every episode of Golden Girls.
• 54:23
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, your heart is true. You're apel and a confidant.
• 54:32
  Speaker 1: And if we throw a party and inbodied everyone we knew.
• 54:40
  Speaker 2: This is how we feel about you.
• 54:41
  Speaker 8: Audience, you would see the biggest gift would be from me,
• 54:46
  Speaker 8: and the car attached would say thank you for being
• 54:51
  Speaker 8: a friend.
• 54:53
  Speaker 1: Ba ba ba ba.
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• 55:06
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• 55:09
  Speaker 7: I said, here's the stories next.
• 55:12
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