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- 0:00Speaker 1: Mm hmmm, mm hmm.
- 0:27Speaker 2: Jonathan Majors King, Martin Luther King, Martin Luther Majors Jr.
- 0:33Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, feelings is heard.
- 0:35Speaker 2: He he fucked that opportunity. All would be too. I mean,
- 0:40Speaker 2: how how much money has Robert Downey Jr. I'm gonna
- 0:43Speaker 2: google that. How much money has Robert Donald Jr?
- 0:48Speaker 3: Amasked and and and with with the.
- 0:51Speaker 2: Whole just I mean, I'm sorry, I can't spell both.
- 0:58Speaker 2: What's that for? Engineering? Came The first question? How listen to?
- 1:02Speaker 3: My question?
- 1:03Speaker 2: Was how much money has Robert Downey Junior? Made from Marvel?
- 1:06Speaker 2: According to one this is from Variety magazine, so this
- 1:09Speaker 2: is one of the one of the trades. According to
- 1:12Speaker 2: one knowledgeable source, Downy is by far the highest paid
- 1:15Speaker 2: member of the Marvel cinematic universe. It has pulled down
- 1:18Speaker 2: between five hundred million and six hundred million over the
- 1:21Speaker 2: course of four Avengers movies, three Iron Man outings, cameos,
- 1:25Speaker 2: an Incredible Hulk, Captain America, Civil War.
- 1:29Speaker 3: Spider Man, his Homecoming, Yeah, I mean, and all that
- 1:37Speaker 3: he was a goddamn criminal.
- 1:39Speaker 2: I mean, it launched this, it that basically made him,
- 1:42Speaker 2: that made him a well, I mean, when you think
- 1:45Speaker 2: about it. He was.
- 1:46Speaker 3: He was the first. I mean, Blade was the first,
- 1:50Speaker 3: was the first sure ship. But I'm saying as far
- 1:53Speaker 3: as like modern like you know, matter like cu yeah
- 1:57Speaker 3: mn cu but bla yeah.
- 1:58Speaker 2: Blade was a part of Fox, along with.
- 2:01Speaker 3: The X Men and and and uh the original Fantastic
- 2:06Speaker 3: Four and Dad Devil trash movie that Dad Devil was
- 2:13Speaker 3: str I mean Michael Clark Duncan played the good Kingpin
- 2:16Speaker 3: and resting peace of Mike Clark Duncan. I mean, if
- 2:18Speaker 3: he was still alive, I think, I mean the guy
- 2:21Speaker 3: that played the guy that played in the Law and
- 2:22Speaker 3: Order Criminal Intent is also is doing a good job
- 2:25Speaker 3: as Kingpin. But Michael Clark Duncan you know that that
- 2:29Speaker 3: villain bro Listen, he was. He was the ship.
- 2:35Speaker 2: But all the Fantastic Four movies were stretched.
- 2:38Speaker 3: So hopefully with Robin Donner jet popping up as as
- 2:43Speaker 3: Doctor Derm the New Fantastic Four, it's gonna be the
- 2:46Speaker 3: It's gonna be the ship because Pedro Pascal is part
- 2:50Speaker 3: of the Fantastic Four.
- 2:51Speaker 2: I don't know what character you playing though, but probably
- 2:53Speaker 2: read Richard's true shit be cause it is well. Probably
- 2:56Speaker 2: hopefully they don't turn him in to read Mendoza or something. Jesus,
- 3:02Speaker 2: I'm sorry that was that was a little problematic.
- 3:06Speaker 3: Now, but I mean but Pedro, Pedro, Pascal gives main character,
- 3:11Speaker 3: you know, main character energy.
- 3:12Speaker 2: So yeah, he he'd be the leader. I shouldn't have
- 3:16Speaker 2: said that, but yeah, sorry, I'm excited about Incredible three,
- 3:27Speaker 2: Incredibles three, Toy Story five, I'm excited about the only
- 3:33Speaker 2: Marvel movie I really want. Well, I would go and there.
- 3:35Speaker 2: Apparently they're playing in the Black Panther three as well.
- 3:38Speaker 3: Why because the story continues? Sure he is black, Yeah,
- 3:45Speaker 3: I mean, and it's no, but it's also but it is,
- 3:47Speaker 3: I mean it is.
- 3:48Speaker 4: Didn't watch too, you didn't it was it was my
- 3:52Speaker 4: feelings about Chadwick, so I didn't watch.
- 3:55Speaker 2: I'm gonna tell you. I'm gona tell the truth. Was
- 3:57Speaker 2: three Women Empowerment.
- 4:00Speaker 4: Played Black Panther. He played James Brown. It's like jen
- 4:06Speaker 4: net one, Jackie Robinson, like this dude Rushall, he played
- 4:11Speaker 4: Third Good.
- 4:12Speaker 3: This dude is a.
- 4:12Speaker 4: Lesson dark yeah, man, And he did a lot of
- 4:16Speaker 4: these movies while he was sick.
- 4:21Speaker 2: Twenty eight bridges, Yep, it's a lot of.
- 4:26Speaker 3: Bridges. Especiales know how many bridges it was.
- 4:30Speaker 4: I don't know that, but I actually rewatched it because
- 4:34Speaker 4: I've never been able to sit and watch it in
- 4:35Speaker 4: one setting, because like I will be like, oh, I'm watching,
- 4:38Speaker 4: and then I will have something else to do for something.
- 4:40Speaker 4: So I've never actually sat and watched that in one setting,
- 4:44Speaker 4: kind of like I did with The Wiz. Well, I
- 4:49Speaker 4: told you I had been watching it's never watched it
- 4:50Speaker 4: in one setting. So I finally actually got to watch
- 4:53Speaker 4: the whole movie.
- 4:53Speaker 2: And what was your thoughts? What were your thoughts about
- 4:55Speaker 2: The Wiz. It's one of my favorite Chilhood movies, so.
- 5:01Speaker 4: Of course I think it was better than the original.
- 5:04Speaker 3: Of course I didn't it was.
- 5:07Speaker 4: Better than the original. I' they actually never sat and
- 5:09Speaker 4: watched the whole original Wizard of Ours. I'm perfectly not
- 5:14Speaker 4: that I take that back. It's adult no, a kid, yes,
- 5:18Speaker 4: but as an adult. I've never watched it through adult eyes.
- 5:20Speaker 4: But from what I remember what we watched it when
- 5:22Speaker 4: we were kids, the Wiz is way, way, way, way
- 5:25Speaker 4: way better. Of course anything with Michael Jackson, and it
- 5:27Speaker 4: is better than me. I I dore Michael. Yes, the
- 5:31Speaker 4: I Love Me something like my whole I remember the
- 5:33Speaker 4: day he died. He died a couple days after my birthday.
- 5:36Speaker 3: I was mm hmm. And my cousin he died a.
- 5:40Speaker 4: Couple days I was in the braiding salon getting my
- 5:41Speaker 4: head braided and he called me to tell me, and
- 5:45Speaker 4: I'm African. Ladies lost their mind.
- 5:49Speaker 3: Michael Jackson.
- 5:50Speaker 4: I said, yes, Michael is gone, yo, and they put
- 5:53Speaker 4: the TV on. Oh my goodnesss.
- 5:56Speaker 3: No, wasn't yo, wasn't it. It was crazy because it
- 5:59Speaker 3: was Michael Jackson, faro us and the McMahon mm hmm.
- 6:03Speaker 4: No, Fair died first after the Michael Ja died.
- 6:07Speaker 3: Forgot Mike died on the same day. People forgot. They
- 6:12Speaker 3: was like Michael, I.
- 6:13Speaker 4: Said, yah Ya, y'all ain't gonna y'all not gonna put
- 6:16Speaker 4: favor and the those we lost this year, okay that she.
- 6:21Speaker 3: Did.
- 6:21Speaker 2: She go, I'm gonna be you know, but I'm gonna
- 6:23Speaker 2: be wor like we.
- 6:24Speaker 4: Remember where I was at when Michael died. I remember
- 6:26Speaker 4: where I was when Prince died. I remember because I
- 6:29Speaker 4: walked into my boss office and I said, I need
- 6:31Speaker 4: to go home. I got a deaf in thee family.
- 6:33Speaker 3: He said, who died?
- 6:34Speaker 4: Sean? I was like, he was like take your sean.
- 6:38Speaker 3: What family are you shipping me? Like music? Like I
- 6:44Speaker 3: loved him.
- 6:47Speaker 4: You couldn't tell me nothing about I remember where I
- 6:50Speaker 4: was when Whitney died.
- 6:51Speaker 2: He loved you too, Shawna.
- 6:52Speaker 3: He did.
- 6:53Speaker 4: He wanted to take me to the talk.
- 6:57Speaker 3: Wow, wait a minute, talking about I bet he did.
- 7:03Speaker 2: Boots and the Hog.
- 7:05Speaker 4: Yeah, I remember where I was when the lead died.
- 7:09Speaker 3: Oh y'all dumb, y'all, not the Boots.
- 7:11Speaker 4: And so well, Whitney died.
- 7:15Speaker 3: Who else? It was the original blame that the gin.
- 7:18Speaker 2: We got another badge of sang grash this weekend. I
- 7:21Speaker 2: put a bit more gin in this. I was warm
- 7:24Speaker 2: on the inside, That's what he said.
- 7:29Speaker 3: I'm always That's why the nigga keep trying to come back.
- 7:36Speaker 2: Shut hot box like what like a sea querry.
- 7:42Speaker 4: It's warm, just just make you want inside, damn. That's
- 7:47Speaker 4: why the niggas still my jacks. Messages up. If you're listening,
- 7:52Speaker 4: Hey big daddy, but don't call me.
- 7:55Speaker 3: Don't please don't call you know what right? Noun that
- 8:00Speaker 3: that's just that's just got here. God, lets just be
- 8:02Speaker 3: something confusing to ask messages first, It's like, hey, big daddy,
- 8:05Speaker 3: but don't call me. Don't stop playing with my bitch.
- 8:09Speaker 3: Not playing with it. That's the problem.
- 8:14Speaker 2: I want to, but I'm not.
- 8:16Speaker 4: I thought about it, but I won't.
- 8:18Speaker 3: I shan't. I shall not. You think I give a
- 8:23Speaker 3: fun but I don't. I shalon it will not.
- 8:28Speaker 2: I will, I willn't. I hate your nigga, I willn't.
- 8:34Speaker 4: Well, sorry, but I'm gonna make you think I'm going
- 8:37Speaker 4: to you know what.
- 8:40Speaker 3: That's see, that's how that's how niggas get pulled up
- 8:43Speaker 3: on you, like pull up on me. That's all that
- 8:46Speaker 3: she was talking in the text messages like you you
- 8:48Speaker 3: told me, No, I.
- 8:50Speaker 4: Didn't pull up on it. Bites that looked like said
- 8:52Speaker 4: from my sage, don't pull up on me.
- 8:57Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 9:00Speaker 2: So with that being confusing with said and welcome to
- 9:06Speaker 2: this episode of one on our dancity podcast, Oh Ship,
- 9:10Speaker 2: My God.
- 9:11Speaker 4: Today, Happy belated birthday, trade happy yeah, and happy birthday.
- 9:15Speaker 3: A brow is September eleventh, Oh Ship. We will never forget.
- 9:21Speaker 3: I forget.
- 9:22Speaker 2: But also happy birthday.
- 9:23Speaker 3: Brother. It's a day that will remain in infamy. It
- 9:27Speaker 3: really will. Got share your day the day of a
- 9:29Speaker 3: natural tragedy. You know this nigga. He was like ain't
- 9:33Speaker 3: this bo today, bitch.
- 9:34Speaker 4: Y'all could do it yesterday, could twelfth, You couldn't do
- 9:37Speaker 4: it tomorrow.
- 9:37Speaker 3: When I was sixteen, and when I was sixteen, when
- 9:40Speaker 3: that'sh I was depressed. I was like, god, damn was
- 9:43Speaker 3: we sixteen? And looked up my day and birthdayefe sixteen?
- 9:47Speaker 3: We were fifteen?
- 9:48Speaker 2: Yeah, fifteen, yep, yep, tenth grade.
- 9:50Speaker 3: We're fifteen sitting. Damn now we are no longer fifteen.
- 9:56Speaker 2: Tild fifteen plus what.
- 9:57Speaker 4: Chill mean gonna talk about it?
- 9:59Speaker 2: I don't know time, but now.
- 10:03Speaker 3: I want to say shout out to my mama forgiving
- 10:07Speaker 3: birth to a legend. Who the legend? Every sorry, every time,
- 10:16Speaker 3: every time, bro, like I can't have a good moment.
- 10:20Speaker 3: I'm sorry, I can't living this and say who the wow?
- 10:30Speaker 3: You know what? You know what this? I'm gonna go.
- 10:33Speaker 3: I'm gonna send my trailer so when you ready to apologize.
- 10:36Speaker 2: You can apologize, okay, sir, kate frown, I'm supposed to.
- 10:43Speaker 4: That's this week's episode of War and All Dancing the Polka.
- 10:46Speaker 3: We gotta go. I'm not trailers sitting. That was a trick, nigga.
- 10:56Speaker 3: We don't have that yet. But this is still season two.
- 11:04Speaker 2: Brother, we ain't got no corners.
- 11:05Speaker 3: Ship. I'm going to set in my curve, eat my ramen, right,
- 11:12Speaker 3: I'm skinny.
- 11:13Speaker 4: And not fancy ramen. Bitch to ship five a dollar?
- 11:17Speaker 3: Na yo? Ship that four dollars? Now that dollar store
- 11:21Speaker 3: runming yor that be like that ship hit that ship
- 11:25Speaker 3: hitting the clutch.
- 11:26Speaker 4: Bro You'll be like down the dollars twenty five store?
- 11:28Speaker 4: You mean, true ship, I wasn't that up there? I
- 11:31Speaker 4: said my total was what bitch?
- 11:33Speaker 3: No, Actually, depending which one you go to, because if
- 11:35Speaker 3: you add this up in my head, dollar dollar General
- 11:39Speaker 3: be like Family dollar be the one that be like
- 11:41Speaker 3: anywhere from a dollar to ten.
- 11:43Speaker 2: You like, I didn't sign up for?
- 11:46Speaker 3: Why does bro stick cost?
- 11:47Speaker 4: This is what twenty five dollar tree? But dumb, ignorant
- 11:50Speaker 4: motherfuckers stay higher and Family dollar will be like, well, bitch,
- 11:53Speaker 4: go to dollar tree, then true?
- 11:56Speaker 3: Who the fuck is you talking to? Shaquana? Nah? Dumb?
- 11:59Speaker 2: But then the fuck not this over?
- 12:01Speaker 3: You're going there for a broom It's like you gotta
- 12:03Speaker 3: you wanna pay you five dollars for the broomstick and
- 12:06Speaker 3: then like seven dollars for the boom for the actual
- 12:08Speaker 3: broom Park, then.
- 12:11Speaker 4: Two more dollars for the dustban. I'm going to the walmarts.
- 12:16Speaker 2: Okay, we don't, we don't. We don't shop there.
- 12:19Speaker 4: I'm going to the brand's boogie branded shops in tar J.
- 12:23Speaker 4: I just went to tar for the first time the
- 12:25Speaker 4: other day because I got a gift card Bright and
- 12:27Speaker 4: I was gonna use their god damn gift card and
- 12:30Speaker 4: J I was matter of facts speaking up, I need
- 12:32Speaker 4: to go back to car J because it's through some
- 12:33Speaker 4: money on that gift card.
- 12:34Speaker 3: Yeah. Look, they sell all the black on, the black
- 12:38Speaker 3: owned and the damn strength. I won't go in there
- 12:41Speaker 3: and get me a tab at the brown bathing sit Yo.
- 12:45Speaker 3: We gotta find someone who sells the wine. But we
- 12:47Speaker 3: don't Virginia to get the wine on d C.
- 12:50Speaker 2: We live in Maryland. They don't sell wine. We don't
- 12:52Speaker 2: have alcohol in the stores.
- 12:54Speaker 3: Need the brown wine. That's the one. That's the one
- 12:57Speaker 3: thing about Georgia. I mess bro like down there even
- 13:01Speaker 3: in the market to have wine. You had beer.
- 13:03Speaker 4: Maybe the first time I went and went down South
- 13:07Speaker 4: in a walmart when I went to murder beer and
- 13:10Speaker 4: I walked around, I said, I know you're blind to me, bitch,
- 13:16Speaker 4: wine some liquor I bought me about of a second.
- 13:19Speaker 4: That was back when I was drinking bacon. That should
- 13:22Speaker 4: have got baby, that should have taken me for the business.
- 13:25Speaker 2: That somebody little sister.
- 13:30Speaker 4: Baby that that I can't drink that stuff no more.
- 13:33Speaker 4: That should take me three to four business days to recover.
- 13:35Speaker 4: Now I can't drink that no more. But I used
- 13:38Speaker 4: to be.
- 13:39Speaker 3: Yeah, if I could, used to be the drunk but.
- 13:42Speaker 4: Drink if I drink vaccon. Now it has to be
- 13:45Speaker 4: something like. I can drink Teitos, I can drink kettle.
- 13:50Speaker 2: One that's back my red Bull dish, and I can.
- 13:53Speaker 4: Lord that stuff the devil. We're gonna talk about that
- 13:55Speaker 4: in two seconds. And I can drink extra smooth by Sea.
- 14:00Speaker 4: I can drink Thebacca because that one don't give me.
- 14:02Speaker 4: My uncle gave me that for the first time. When
- 14:04Speaker 4: I was in Virginia, I had both look. I didn't
- 14:06Speaker 4: realized I was drunk, so I went to stand up, baby,
- 14:08Speaker 4: But I ain't no hangover. The next day, I tell
- 14:10Speaker 4: you that I went in the house and ordered taco belliga.
- 14:13Speaker 3: We the generation of the still stomach.
- 14:15Speaker 4: I sure did do this tackle out to my own house.
- 14:18Speaker 3: She was like, did you just order? I did? I did?
- 14:21Speaker 4: I ordered tackle Bell. I'm sorry, y'all want I ordered
- 14:26Speaker 4: some extra tacos, y'all want one.
- 14:28Speaker 3: Back back way back, when you spend you spent like
- 14:31Speaker 3: he spent like eight dollars, you get like twelve tacos.
- 14:34Speaker 4: I got a Country Supreme Chwo soft tackle, some cinnamon twists,
- 14:41Speaker 4: and their little slushy drink with what they called over
- 14:44Speaker 4: there again them by how breeze things. Baby, yeah, those things.
- 14:50Speaker 4: I had one of them, and I got their food
- 14:52Speaker 4: and came.
- 14:52Speaker 3: I was licked.
- 14:53Speaker 4: I walking into my aunt said how you feeling? I said, girl,
- 14:57Speaker 4: I'm drunk. She said, that's what you get for food,
- 14:59Speaker 4: but your uncles. And now I'm aware of now, and
- 15:02Speaker 4: that's back when I was still I could still smoke reefing.
- 15:07Speaker 4: No worry, babe, I was high ship sitting on her
- 15:10Speaker 4: look reclined and she got one of the couches with
- 15:12Speaker 4: the reclining chairs built there.
- 15:14Speaker 3: But I was applying baking the.
- 15:15Speaker 2: Chair, like, oh worry, them days just coming. Yeah, when
- 15:18Speaker 2: you finally quit your job from the podcast, them days
- 15:22Speaker 2: is coming.
- 15:22Speaker 3: Bro'm go back to smoking reef on your on the course,
- 15:24Speaker 3: I can be high tread.
- 15:26Speaker 2: Maybe you and Brian can finally do that. I was
- 15:28Speaker 2: show you was talking about what with the food taste?
- 15:30Speaker 2: The taste?
- 15:30Speaker 4: Oh my god, I've just seen the lady just about
- 15:33Speaker 4: the boxes.
- 15:34Speaker 3: She had skirtles. They didn't have.
- 15:39Speaker 4: The shell on the outside. Oh, they sell them in
- 15:42Speaker 4: I forgot what country she said she got in from
- 15:44Speaker 4: the skirtles.
- 15:45Speaker 3: All you need is a freeze.
- 15:46Speaker 4: Drifer without the shell.
- 15:48Speaker 3: One.
- 15:49Speaker 2: No, no, you put it in the freeze rier. They're
- 15:50Speaker 2: gonna pop. They're gonna pop like that.
- 15:51Speaker 3: Oh, I've seen the.
- 15:52Speaker 4: Freeze drive one. These didn't have a shell, And I
- 15:56Speaker 4: want some.
- 15:58Speaker 3: Free try frieze drip schools free Jolly Ranchers. I mean
- 16:03Speaker 3: I think it was versus joes. Either way, they could
- 16:06Speaker 3: a shipped Chah.
- 16:09Speaker 4: I don't want to give me a shot. Class moved
- 16:11Speaker 4: because I want to go to I want to make
- 16:15Speaker 4: the Jolly rancher shot glasses. Okay, I want to make
- 16:19Speaker 4: I'm gonna get the guy made him on Tipsy ball Tender.
- 16:23Speaker 4: Now some of the some people making I'll be like,
- 16:24Speaker 4: he's trying to kill people.
- 16:25Speaker 3: But that nigga put all that and they singing. He
- 16:28Speaker 3: was like this the drink was called everything in the
- 16:31Speaker 3: kitchen sink.
- 16:33Speaker 2: In the kitchen he's West Indian. He makes something like
- 16:35Speaker 2: buckets with ever Clear and all sorts.
- 16:37Speaker 4: Of He made something called everything but the kitchen sink.
- 16:40Speaker 4: In the kitchen sink he jumped, dumped ice in there,
- 16:42Speaker 4: and he did vaka ever clear fruit to kill a Hawaiian,
- 16:50Speaker 4: which no matter how much ice you put in it
- 16:51Speaker 4: never gets cold. And something notes he put in there.
- 16:57Speaker 4: I said, mister sir, I hope you got for all
- 17:00Speaker 4: the people spend the night at your house, because ever Clear.
- 17:03Speaker 3: And tequila and Baker ever Clear. No, it's green alcohol.
- 17:11Speaker 3: That's the ship.
- 17:12Speaker 4: The head was giggling down fucking Ocean Drive when we
- 17:15Speaker 4: was in fucking Miami a couple of years ago.
- 17:17Speaker 3: Nah, you know, niggas, I think that we around and
- 17:21Speaker 3: went to wet willies were the generation, but we the
- 17:24Speaker 3: generation of the steel stomachs. Because my stomach used to
- 17:28Speaker 3: be like these little niggas had.
- 17:34Speaker 4: I used to throw up all night and wake up
- 17:36Speaker 4: the next day and drink me a gatorade and be
- 17:38Speaker 4: all right. Now I need a gatorade or vitamin water
- 17:42Speaker 4: liquid ivy, some ass sprint, some alca cusa.
- 17:46Speaker 2: Plus and A and a pair of really really dark
- 17:49Speaker 2: sunglasses if.
- 17:51Speaker 4: I used to, I can't drink the way I used to.
- 17:53Speaker 4: I know my limits now because I tried this ship
- 17:56Speaker 4: one night and has haes wood in.
- 17:59Speaker 2: Oh that's that was your first fuck up going down.
- 18:03Speaker 4: It was drinking them Peach Long Islands hells tasted so
- 18:06Speaker 4: good and I probably shouldn't have had the third or
- 18:09Speaker 4: fourth one yo.
- 18:10Speaker 3: Let the record show that SHAWNA is now what what
- 18:15Speaker 3: four o when it comes to the bouquet mm hmmm,
- 18:21Speaker 3: because I.
- 18:23Speaker 4: Caught it on little wad so I slid somebody else.
- 18:28Speaker 3: It was an accident, y'all knowing jump get out of
- 18:31Speaker 3: my way.
- 18:31Speaker 4: It was an accident that it was the son like this.
- 18:35Speaker 4: It was an accident at Rodney wedding too. I didn't
- 18:37Speaker 4: know that lady was next to me, and technically somebody
- 18:39Speaker 4: fell into me and I fell into her. I'm glad
- 18:41Speaker 4: I didn't break that lady hip because she was a
- 18:42Speaker 4: little older. I was like, I am so sorry, I
- 18:47Speaker 4: am so sorry.
- 18:50Speaker 3: I was sorry for her.
- 18:54Speaker 4: I wasn't sorry for the bitch. They were earned wedding
- 18:56Speaker 4: because she ain't hit a business being up there.
- 18:57Speaker 3: No way she had. The bitch didn't even have been
- 19:03Speaker 3: at the wedding. Now, she shouldn't have been at the wedding.
- 19:09Speaker 3: That's how I mean. According to kid, she wasn't. She wasn't.
- 19:12Speaker 3: She was a bridesmaid. No, she wasn't.
- 19:15Speaker 4: She sure had the same color on. I got the picture.
- 19:18Speaker 4: She was a bridesmaid.
- 19:19Speaker 3: Yo.
- 19:20Speaker 4: That was one of your bridesmaids that was up there. No,
- 19:23Speaker 4: that was my sister in love. Oh ship, Well she
- 19:28Speaker 4: got her slid across the floor.
- 19:31Speaker 3: That's funny.
- 19:32Speaker 4: I'm not sorry funny. She should got the funk out
- 19:35Speaker 4: my way.
- 19:36Speaker 3: But like I said, like I said, shawna something ship
- 19:40Speaker 3: showna five and oh at at these weddings at the
- 19:42Speaker 3: bottom at the bouquet, Toss, niggas need to chill out.
- 19:45Speaker 3: You niggas need to back the fuck up.
- 19:47Speaker 4: I told him.
- 19:51Speaker 3: As soon as they as soon as they they turned
- 19:52Speaker 3: on the music and ship, this bitch, this bitch off
- 19:55Speaker 3: like shoes off. She's stretching this ship. I was like
- 19:57Speaker 3: she like she bought, uh like she really about less?
- 20:00Speaker 3: You're about run run the route. I don't lose.
- 20:04Speaker 4: Well, y'all, I'm sorry, nigga, sit down, my good sister,
- 20:14Speaker 4: Toss it my way.
- 20:17Speaker 2: Your husband coming soon?
- 20:19Speaker 3: Yeez?
- 20:21Speaker 4: He told him I might be missing him because he
- 20:22Speaker 4: makes the standing behind somebody.
- 20:25Speaker 3: I'm as soon as you look down where there you go? Hey,
- 20:34Speaker 3: look for me.
- 20:34Speaker 4: You should have you should have put some shoe lifts
- 20:36Speaker 4: or something, knowing I probably would have seen you out.
- 20:38Speaker 2: Sorry, is that the episode titlesting Hastings. Let's see, let's
- 20:44Speaker 2: see if the sticks.
- 20:45Speaker 3: Hey yo, hey, he.
- 20:48Speaker 4: Told you this little try to get me. A couple
- 20:50Speaker 4: of weeks ago.
- 20:51Speaker 2: I was like, mister sir, that's the new ship.
- 20:56Speaker 3: That's a new big head. Hey, stand ain't sting twin?
- 21:02Speaker 3: What have you been? All right?
- 21:07Speaker 2: So this is the.
- 21:09Speaker 3: Second I'm crazy.
- 21:10Speaker 2: I'm like, I heard it too.
- 21:14Speaker 3: That my door ding fries are done.
- 21:23Speaker 2: So this is welcome to the second uh Wednesday, And
- 21:29Speaker 2: I'm done with the same Greasha, because I put to
- 21:31Speaker 2: much in that. Yeah, it's September. Good lord, it's September.
- 21:35Speaker 2: It's so ninety five degrees.
- 21:39Speaker 4: And I still ain't got no nigga, no nigga, ain't
- 21:41Speaker 4: got mean well, I mean we're going in the coming season.
- 21:45Speaker 4: You might be cuffed, cuffed the mother fucked you know.
- 21:49Speaker 3: I thought I was going to.
- 21:49Speaker 4: Bring me a rich white man named Bartholomew.
- 21:55Speaker 3: It will quite work out, y'all.
- 21:57Speaker 4: Know the fuck you wasn't why not thought of he
- 22:00Speaker 4: was gonna take care of you.
- 22:01Speaker 3: Know what, the fun he wasn't going to take Yeah,
- 22:05Speaker 3: take care of.
- 22:06Speaker 4: His cargo shorts and his flip flops. I'm sorry.
- 22:08Speaker 2: Boat boat shoes.
- 22:10Speaker 3: Yeah, boat shoes and boat shoes. He's still wearing Sparris boat.
- 22:15Speaker 4: He got his flops from Abercrombie and Finch.
- 22:20Speaker 2: Fish. The business, it is it every branding to do.
- 22:22Speaker 2: They do essentials like American Apparel used to remember the
- 22:26Speaker 2: sludy slutty as he used to put out the a
- 22:28Speaker 2: n F quarterly. Oh yeah, it's too fat by Abercroamian Fishes.
- 22:32Speaker 3: A kid I wanted to niggas that motherfuckerans for people
- 22:37Speaker 3: with Yeah.
- 22:38Speaker 2: You had to be yeah he walk in.
- 22:41Speaker 3: You got motherfuckers with no shirts on, just walking around
- 22:43Speaker 3: like hey, and that stinky as Columbius Spring and.
- 22:47Speaker 4: I walked in there one time and Columbia Mom.
- 22:49Speaker 2: Was like, for me, local Security Square wasn't white enough
- 22:54Speaker 2: to have have Abercrombie and Fish for us, you know? Yeah,
- 23:04Speaker 2: and our local mall Security Square shout out to Security
- 23:06Speaker 2: Square again, Security sweat was too black.
- 23:08Speaker 3: The time we were of age, Security Square was too black.
- 23:12Speaker 2: Have Abercrombie and fished, so you had to go to
- 23:14Speaker 2: We was lucky they have old Navy. Well yeah, to
- 23:20Speaker 2: the closest Africa with the wooden doors. Wouldn't everything would
- 23:24Speaker 2: and children kids?
- 23:26Speaker 4: Uh?
- 23:26Speaker 2: Back in the olden times there used to be something
- 23:28Speaker 2: called the A n F Quarterly, and it was full
- 23:31Speaker 2: of scantily clad white models doing a lot of sexually
- 23:35Speaker 2: suggestive poses and you know, come hither looks and glances
- 23:39Speaker 2: and you know.
- 23:40Speaker 3: And then the pictures all of them looked like they
- 23:42Speaker 3: smelled like heroin and cigarettes small it's the American way.
- 23:51Speaker 4: They didn't smoke new ports. They smoked the balls like.
- 23:54Speaker 2: Yeah, they smoked more boros. So yeah, and back back
- 23:59Speaker 2: back in those days it actually came out. I think
- 24:01Speaker 2: after we graduate from high school that aprilcarmea Fitch developed
- 24:06Speaker 2: a reputation for not hiring, you know, people of color
- 24:08Speaker 2: to work in the stores. If they did, you would
- 24:10Speaker 2: be in the back of the stock room. You would
- 24:11Speaker 2: be out on the floor. They look because I ain't
- 24:15Speaker 2: want to see them. They don't want to see them,
- 24:16Speaker 2: thinking basically had to be like like a male model
- 24:20Speaker 2: that he played a lacrosse or a rugby yes, rugby hockey. Yeah.
- 24:28Speaker 2: I don't forget the one time I was not hiring,
- 24:31Speaker 2: trying to convince my mother to take me to abercom
- 24:33Speaker 2: Fish to go shop, and she said looked at me
- 24:35Speaker 2: like now you know damn well, and she bought me
- 24:38Speaker 2: a shirt, you know, and I actually was too small
- 24:40Speaker 2: and I gave it to my sister because I couldn't
- 24:42Speaker 2: fit it.
- 24:43Speaker 3: That was the first time, first time, how are you doing?
- 24:48Speaker 2: How you First of all.
- 24:53Speaker 4: It's the first of all, bitch, I didn't.
- 24:58Speaker 3: Have one of them fucking fruity as puka show. This
- 25:00Speaker 3: is that shot shot. I ain't have one of them.
- 25:12Speaker 4: No, no, you got him fucked up.
- 25:16Speaker 2: You got me all the way, all the way fucked up. Okay,
- 25:19Speaker 2: chicken neck and everything fun y'all.
- 25:22Speaker 3: All the way fucked up.
- 25:24Speaker 2: I was not one of them gays. Okay, he's classing,
- 25:29Speaker 2: you know, it's funny. He's still too fast.
- 25:30Speaker 3: He's the way not the way that you know, the
- 25:32Speaker 3: way that you said that like I got put in
- 25:34Speaker 3: my little my little thing. They was like, they said,
- 25:37Speaker 3: what's the black way of saying you're skating on things
- 25:39Speaker 3: that his buddy and I said, you got me said
- 25:42Speaker 3: you got you got three things and you stop right,
- 25:47Speaker 3: but you knock on him, bitch.
- 25:49Speaker 2: That's that's the that's the Northeast minute Landing way of
- 25:52Speaker 2: saying it. People down south, what you're not going to
- 25:54Speaker 2: do is you know you're added for extra emphasis.
- 25:58Speaker 3: So what's up?
- 25:58Speaker 2: What's up?
- 26:00Speaker 3: You know? Old?
- 26:01Speaker 4: Because you keep sucking with me, they're gonna be playing
- 26:03Speaker 4: that fardal Mersey.
- 26:04Speaker 2: But you're from Memphis now, curbing, no caribbing, curbon no curb, okay,
- 26:10Speaker 2: shrilla he no river.
- 26:11Speaker 4: Music, mercy, y'all ain't ship.
- 26:24Speaker 2: No more, no more, no more, Okay, I'm Disney he Disney. Yeah,
- 26:30Speaker 2: you're right, Jesus, that was that was. I don't know
- 26:35Speaker 2: if it was because I get Disney when I laughed
- 26:37Speaker 2: too hard off it was because of all.
- 26:38Speaker 4: That, you know, because he mixed my glass well he is,
- 26:40Speaker 4: he got all.
- 26:42Speaker 2: Bring up, getting down up.
- 26:43Speaker 3: You should have.
- 26:46Speaker 2: Mixed out glass chat man, all right, I'm doing that.
- 26:49Speaker 2: I think it was because I was laughing too hard. Yeah, bro,
- 26:52Speaker 2: I guess I can't talk sh what else?
- 26:56Speaker 3: Curb?
- 26:58Speaker 2: Okay, So welcome to Septembers Q and A episode, Yeah, bro,
- 27:03Speaker 2: but I'm gonna try something a little different. So you know,
- 27:05Speaker 2: usually Seanna takes the lead of the Q and A episodes,
- 27:07Speaker 2: but I found something this week I want to pose
- 27:11Speaker 2: to the niggas. Yeah bro, all right, before Brandy gets started,
- 27:17Speaker 2: y'all do if we have If you have any questions,
- 27:20Speaker 2: topic ideas, rants, uh, feedback, anything like that, y'all can
- 27:25Speaker 2: send it to us via email. We are x ononderparut
- 27:28Speaker 2: at gmail dot com. That is a s k W
- 27:31Speaker 2: A n D A p O D at gmail dot com.
- 27:34Speaker 4: You can also send it to us via social media.
- 27:36Speaker 4: We are winding All Daddy the podcast on YouTube and
- 27:39Speaker 4: Facebook and Wonder part Underscore on TikTok i.
- 27:45Speaker 2: G and the Twitter, Yes, the Twitter.
- 27:48Speaker 4: Or what they call x now but elon But anyway,
- 27:52Speaker 4: God damn allegedly nigga him and he homophobe.
- 28:05Speaker 3: Us like the nigga from Terminator to Turn that turned
- 28:10Speaker 3: into Liquid Metal. Bro.
- 28:11Speaker 4: No, he looks like the cop from but we're talking
- 28:13Speaker 4: about that later.
- 28:14Speaker 3: Anyway, let us.
- 28:18Speaker 4: Know if you want to remain anonymous.
- 28:20Speaker 3: If you want to use to him, if you.
- 28:22Speaker 4: Want to use first name, last initial or rites versa
- 28:25Speaker 4: or both initials, or if you don't care because, in
- 28:28Speaker 4: the words of CHARAE. Whitfield pre surgery, who want to
- 28:33Speaker 4: check you both? Hi, I'm handing this thing over the
- 28:36Speaker 4: branded before he heard the bag.
- 28:37Speaker 2: Over and miss miss Willfield.
- 28:40Speaker 3: Listen, char I love you, I mean you do use face.
- 28:44Speaker 3: I don't give you do what you want to do.
- 28:47Speaker 2: Give me a discount on she and by.
- 28:51Speaker 3: Amazon.
- 28:54Speaker 4: She and T move by because she shot like a
- 29:00Speaker 4: billionaire fucking primal by Shark Walmarts, by your.
- 29:09Speaker 3: Local Walmarts. Okay, tigus, shut the fuck up. The shut
- 29:22Speaker 3: boom boom.
- 29:27Speaker 4: I'm so mad if Adel for getting beat in court
- 29:30Speaker 4: by cock eye as brought Whodfield.
- 29:32Speaker 3: How ain't the funk? Does that happen?
- 29:34Speaker 2: Draco?
- 29:34Speaker 3: Noah say hjor Parks used to be nier?
- 29:41Speaker 4: How in the fun did you get beaten court by
- 29:44Speaker 4: a nigga who can't even see straight?
- 29:46Speaker 3: I am confused? What on that note?
- 29:49Speaker 4: I don't care how many seasons ago it was. I'm
- 29:51Speaker 4: still made at you and couldn't even see y'all straight?
- 29:57Speaker 3: This is fool ship. What shod that bean? Shit?
- 30:06Speaker 2: We're gonna move into my Yes, yes, oh my god,
- 30:13Speaker 2: question for the table.
- 30:15Speaker 3: Oh shit.
- 30:17Speaker 2: I dated a guy in twenty twenty one who was
- 30:19Speaker 2: kind and had a good heart, but was always broke.
- 30:22Speaker 2: Unsure of how to end things, I faked my own
- 30:25Speaker 2: unalive and by texting him as my cousin and telling
- 30:28Speaker 2: him only family could attend my funeral due to regulations.
- 30:32Speaker 2: After blocking him, I monitored his post from a fake
- 30:36Speaker 2: account and saw he was devastated. Luckily, we had no
- 30:40Speaker 2: mutual friends, so my active profile remained hidden. Now that
- 30:44Speaker 2: he's doing well and has a great job, I want
- 30:46Speaker 2: to reconnect, but don't know how since he thinks I'm dead.
- 30:51Speaker 2: Help me because I know I love this man.
- 30:55Speaker 3: No, you don't, bit you love his pocket. Shut the
- 30:57Speaker 3: fuck up. First of all, you could have just been honest.
- 31:01Speaker 3: You did. He had his bitch like you faking your
- 31:05Speaker 3: death with your tupac.
- 31:07Speaker 2: Now, bro, I might have to read that. Reread that
- 31:09Speaker 2: because I said dead death in them instead of saying
- 31:12Speaker 2: un alive.
- 31:14Speaker 3: So you're unlive Just so I'm sorry, I'm sorry you're
- 31:17Speaker 3: unallive yourself air quotes just because you get like you're
- 31:20Speaker 3: trying to get rid of you were trying to get
- 31:22Speaker 3: rid of this nigga. But your first of all, you know,
- 31:24Speaker 3: first of all, you did. He has home.
- 31:26Speaker 2: I'm not home for God.
- 31:27Speaker 3: I'm sorry.
- 31:28Speaker 2: I'm trying to somebody else right now.
- 31:30Speaker 3: But you did.
- 31:30Speaker 2: He had his gold digging, had his brother like go
- 31:33Speaker 2: on some real ship, Joe.
- 31:34Speaker 3: You ain't you.
- 31:35Speaker 2: He might have had potential, bitch, but you weren't patient enough.
- 31:38Speaker 3: You were potential. You ain't really let this nigga. But
- 31:45Speaker 3: that's what I'm saying. You ain't really love this motherfucker
- 31:49Speaker 3: like I love. I love him because because he out
- 31:54Speaker 3: here living good. He out here, he out here eating
- 31:58Speaker 3: real black bla bahre, not bakle. I don't know. I
- 32:02Speaker 3: was just watching some ship the other night for you
- 32:05Speaker 3: to stop just Sandburg is na baccles like listen, I
- 32:12Speaker 3: hate he can't, but still, bitch, he out here eating
- 32:16Speaker 3: real ship. You know you seen him at the You
- 32:18Speaker 3: sing him out here taking little pictures with his little friends,
- 32:21Speaker 3: got little models in his face and ship because he
- 32:22Speaker 3: got money.
- 32:23Speaker 2: And now you all of a sudden, it's like, Damn
- 32:24Speaker 2: I missed out. Damn sure that I should have stayed.
- 32:28Speaker 3: You know, no, fuck you in my turn yet take it?
- 32:34Speaker 3: You freakingy bitch, don't you there how fucking dare you?
- 32:43Speaker 3: I want to reconnect because we have had but I'm
- 32:46Speaker 3: gonna have to come back from behind a.
- 32:49Speaker 4: Plethora of audacity on this fucking shot.
- 32:54Speaker 2: I think this might be the top.
- 32:55Speaker 3: This is in the top.
- 32:57Speaker 2: Yeah, I ain't gonna find I ain't gonna find no
- 32:59Speaker 2: nigga this this if.
- 33:01Speaker 4: I can fucking top this, fucking dare.
- 33:08Speaker 2: My pieces?
- 33:09Speaker 3: How dare you fucking fake.
- 33:15Speaker 4: Your own unliving?
- 33:18Speaker 3: She did, and then have the fucking utter nerve the
- 33:25Speaker 3: fucking audacity.
- 33:29Speaker 4: To say, how do I pop back into It's like
- 33:32Speaker 4: and say, oh.
- 33:34Speaker 3: The way, look who's alive? Who's walking around? You know?
- 33:49Speaker 4: I heard.
- 33:52Speaker 3: That's the song.
- 33:54Speaker 2: That's the song I heard.
- 33:55Speaker 4: I heard you got a message that said that you know,
- 33:59Speaker 4: I had gone to glory. I mean, I don't know
- 34:02Speaker 4: who sent you that for my profile. My profile was.
- 34:04Speaker 3: Had it really was.
- 34:06Speaker 4: I'm alive and so sorry I didn't reach out sooner.
- 34:09Speaker 4: I've just been like busy, I'm glad you're doing better.
- 34:14Speaker 3: But I thought over and like, you you know, can
- 34:21Speaker 3: we try again.
- 34:23Speaker 2: I'm gonna dust ourselves off and try again, like can.
- 34:25Speaker 4: We spend the block?
- 34:27Speaker 5: You know?
- 34:27Speaker 3: You know, like because I've been thinking about you. Oh no, no, no, bitch,
- 34:34Speaker 3: fuck you and the horse you rode in on.
- 34:37Speaker 4: YO.
- 34:38Speaker 3: I hope, how fucking dare you?
- 34:41Speaker 2: I hope you get in your bed and it's infested
- 34:44Speaker 2: with bed buds.
- 34:46Speaker 4: I hope you hit your baby toe on the end
- 34:48Speaker 4: of a fucking big frame.
- 34:52Speaker 3: How dare you?
- 34:54Speaker 2: I hope every time you eat yo, it is cold
- 34:56Speaker 2: in the middle.
- 34:57Speaker 3: Bitch. How hope when you buy into your chicken is
- 35:01Speaker 3: not done in the middle.
- 35:03Speaker 2: Y'all got a lot of vitrioldest episode.
- 35:05Speaker 3: I am I'm distressed. I'm gonna be fucking fuddled. Bro
- 35:11Speaker 3: what why bitch? Like? I don't know? Jadakiss wow all
- 35:17Speaker 3: that I'm living forgive it?
- 35:23Speaker 4: Got me in the system?
- 35:25Speaker 2: Why they gotta do me like that? Yeah?
- 35:32Speaker 3: That's the song? What? What song is it? Why? Next question?
- 35:39Speaker 3: Let's go right? Oh sewans first question? But Brandon passing
- 35:43Speaker 3: the bag over to me. I don't I don't have
- 35:45Speaker 3: a short. She's duddy, ditsy, bitch, disrespectful, fucking cunt. Oh
- 35:51Speaker 3: my god, damn that deserved that. I guess that's what
- 35:57Speaker 3: a cunt is that. That's the definition see next Tuesday.
- 36:01Speaker 3: So you could say that I can't even ring mess up.
- 36:03Speaker 4: They're like, I can say it them all right, since
- 36:08Speaker 4: we already on audacity. I guess were going to fucking
- 36:12Speaker 4: six round ticks, uh ship, because this motherfucker had a
- 36:16Speaker 4: lot of all dacity too.
- 36:18Speaker 3: Fuck that bullshit right now. You can't be like ship,
- 36:20Speaker 3: like six brown chicks might be a brother of fresh
- 36:22Speaker 3: air you.
- 36:23Speaker 2: Right after that ship had damn right, I forgot what
- 36:27Speaker 2: I forgot where I was.
- 36:29Speaker 4: I'm a good black man who takes care of his
- 36:31Speaker 4: kids and finances. Pause, it's already about to be some fuckering.
- 36:34Speaker 3: I could have told you about to say no, he's not.
- 36:37Speaker 3: Hold no, the fucking not. I want a.
- 36:42Speaker 4: Small at home daycare. I watch my friend's kids.
- 36:46Speaker 3: Also.
- 36:46Speaker 4: I have two baby mamas I still fuck both of
- 36:49Speaker 4: them that are in their thirties and they work. I
- 36:53Speaker 4: watch my two kids during the day too, Bitch, How
- 36:56Speaker 4: do you watch your own fucking ChIL drink?
- 37:02Speaker 2: I don't think that's how that works.
- 37:03Speaker 4: I watched six kids in total. My baby mamas don't
- 37:07Speaker 4: like each other. But my rates are lower than daycare,
- 37:10Speaker 4: plus I cook. Somehow, they decided that I didn't deserve
- 37:15Speaker 4: to be paid for my services and just offer me
- 37:18Speaker 4: pussy instead of our greed rate. So pause, you're charging
- 37:27Speaker 4: your baby mamas to keep your own children.
- 37:31Speaker 6: I mean business is business that the businesses your children,
- 37:38Speaker 6: bitch like, I get it, I get it like like
- 37:40Speaker 6: I get it out about I wouldn't like, I wouldn't charge,
- 37:43Speaker 6: Like if I ran a daycare, I wouldn't need I
- 37:45Speaker 6: wouldn't even be charging to.
- 37:46Speaker 3: Watch my own fucking kid. But hey, so we go
- 37:51Speaker 3: to the store. We need egg whites, we need spinach,
- 37:55Speaker 3: and you need to pay your invoice for daycare.
- 37:58Speaker 4: Pussy doesn't buy frids or juice boxes. My two kids
- 38:02Speaker 4: eat more than everybody. Also, my first baby mama won't
- 38:06Speaker 4: send me money for our son because she thinks I'm
- 38:09Speaker 4: spending it on the other baby, and I am. But
- 38:12Speaker 4: what I spend the money on is not her concern.
- 38:16Speaker 4: I'm disclosed to kicking my own kids out of the
- 38:19Speaker 4: daycare for lack of payment. How do I get my
- 38:21Speaker 4: trifling baby mama to pay me in cash, not as
- 38:26Speaker 4: yo mother funneling?
- 38:27Speaker 3: No, no, no, no, you can't. No, you can't even
- 38:32Speaker 3: as a look as a dude, like as a dude,
- 38:35Speaker 3: as a dude that does this, And I understand, Like
- 38:37Speaker 3: the rating how much you gotta pay because you running,
- 38:39Speaker 3: because're running a business.
- 38:41Speaker 2: But however, it's like, yo, it's it's it's.
- 38:44Speaker 3: Two sides of that, like, yo, you got you got
- 38:46Speaker 3: the realistic I mean you got the realistic side.
- 38:47Speaker 1: Yo.
- 38:48Speaker 3: Those your kids, like those your kids, So like then
- 38:51Speaker 3: charge mother motherfucker's more than you charge mother more for tuition,
- 38:56Speaker 3: but you're watching your kids. Then on the other side
- 38:59Speaker 3: is it's like you kick your kids out. You're gonna
- 39:01Speaker 3: kick your kids off because you can't afford, because you
- 39:02Speaker 3: can't afford everything else.
- 39:04Speaker 2: Man is taking pussy his payment, right, But but.
- 39:07Speaker 3: They but they feel like they shouldn't have to pay him.
- 39:11Speaker 3: They shouldn't they drink. I get it, I get I
- 39:16Speaker 3: get it, but in but in the other now, but
- 39:19Speaker 3: in the other sense, like in the other sense of
- 39:21Speaker 3: it's like, yo, I'm running the business. I understand that.
- 39:24Speaker 3: I'm just don't get that kids shot damn bitch. Now
- 39:26Speaker 3: you ain't getting no money.
- 39:27Speaker 2: But even but then that's the probably ain't licensed enhing.
- 39:30Speaker 3: But then probably if he running like he running in
- 39:34Speaker 3: the house, like yeah, he gotta be y'all, I keep
- 39:39Speaker 3: the kids with you. True ship one seventy five that's
- 39:43Speaker 3: cheaper than daycare down the street. Yoll I cook, I
- 39:46Speaker 3: look real food, y'all. They ain't over here eating lunchable.
- 39:49Speaker 3: Because you want to talk, you want to talk about.
- 39:53Speaker 2: It's a lot, like daycare is a fucking lot.
- 39:56Speaker 4: I thought they kid was expensive when my kid was little.
- 39:59Speaker 3: I couldn't wait for niggaa get old enough for him
- 40:01Speaker 3: to be six seven six, seven hundred dollars for infants,
- 40:04Speaker 3: bro a week, what's the next question. I don't need
- 40:08Speaker 3: no no more Brandon. We're gonna take a commercial break, y'all,
- 40:14Speaker 3: because Brandon, I'm gonna tell you your Brandon head us
- 40:16Speaker 3: over the head with that first one, bro, like bitch,
- 40:23Speaker 3: this came back from the dead, grateful dead. We'll take it.
- 40:28Speaker 2: Let's take a commercial. We'll be right back and we back.
- 40:35Speaker 3: Oh beatleree bitch, bet.
- 40:38Speaker 2: Oh beatle juice, ass bitch, beat you that bit.
- 40:44Speaker 4: Oh night of the Living dead, ass bitch. I'm still
- 40:47Speaker 4: I'm damn We didn't moved on to another question. I'm
- 40:49Speaker 4: still mad, but ask for this motherfucker with this last question, sir,
- 40:52Speaker 4: fuck you, how the fuck are you charging to keep
- 40:55Speaker 4: your own children? You probably don't pay them? Girls, No
- 40:57Speaker 4: damn child support. No nothing, you are they admittedly it's
- 41:00Speaker 4: still sleeping with both of them technically payment sir, No,
- 41:05Speaker 4: it isn't.
- 41:06Speaker 3: In his case, it is.
- 41:07Speaker 4: I'm sorry that good black man. Sorry, fuck you, because
- 41:10Speaker 4: if you're a good black man, what the fuck.
- 41:11Speaker 3: Is a bad one?
- 41:13Speaker 2: Uh, I'm afraid that you've seen them? No, fuck you've
- 41:16Speaker 2: seen them.
- 41:17Speaker 4: I had a baby by one. But anyway, the fuck
- 41:20Speaker 4: a good black man. I'm a good nigga.
- 41:22Speaker 3: No, you ain't. Who told you that? You know, I believe,
- 41:28Speaker 3: I believe it's subjective bullshit, bullshit, but you know it's
- 41:36Speaker 3: you know, but at the same time, it's like, like
- 41:38Speaker 3: I said, I understand, like I understand both sides, like
- 41:40Speaker 3: both sides. One you're trying to conduct the business. But
- 41:43Speaker 3: then at the same time, you know they get children,
- 41:44Speaker 3: so it's a it's a real, real sticky situation. However,
- 41:47Speaker 3: like Brandon said, you shouldn't take don't take pussies. You
- 41:50Speaker 3: never take pussy's payment. Like, if anything, you can compromise
- 41:54Speaker 3: with these visits and be like, hey, look y'all gotta
- 41:56Speaker 3: bring diapers and wipes. You know, y'all gotta bring diapers.
- 41:58Speaker 3: How I provide the food. But you know, you know
- 42:00Speaker 3: what I'm trying to say, like or or do like
- 42:04Speaker 3: most daycares do. If they don't if they don't provide,
- 42:07Speaker 3: if they don't provide a meal, like if they don't
- 42:09Speaker 3: provide breakfast, lunch in the snack, you know, you could
- 42:12Speaker 3: just pack it, you know, send him over there with
- 42:14Speaker 3: food like I God, damn, I'm just no. I mean,
- 42:17Speaker 3: I'm just saying, like, yo, if if if it's like,
- 42:20Speaker 3: if it's that bad, then this nigga keeps you know,
- 42:22Speaker 3: this nigga you talking about he needs money for it?
- 42:24Speaker 3: Fuck you, I ain't get you. I don't gotta give
- 42:26Speaker 3: you ship. He got wipes, he got, he got diapers.
- 42:29Speaker 4: They then have no money because I'm taking you put
- 42:31Speaker 4: you on child support, bitch, I'm taking all the fucking
- 42:33Speaker 4: daycare money, bitch.
- 42:35Speaker 3: But am I before kids? You watch you?
- 42:36Speaker 2: Can you put them on child support?
- 42:38Speaker 4: Though?
- 42:38Speaker 2: If he if he, if he if he is providing
- 42:40Speaker 2: care for.
- 42:41Speaker 4: The child, if you're paying him to do it, yes
- 42:43Speaker 4: you can you prove that he's trying to charge you
- 42:46Speaker 4: to keep your children and he don't do nothing else
- 42:47Speaker 4: with them kids, aber, I.
- 42:49Speaker 3: Mean real talk. You could just you could just let him.
- 42:54Speaker 2: Put you on child supporting and get the daycare about.
- 42:56Speaker 4: Just put him on child board and you might be
- 42:59Speaker 4: able to get dig you know.
- 43:00Speaker 2: No, No, but that's money back. That's what I'm saying.
- 43:05Speaker 4: Now.
- 43:05Speaker 3: I'm still paying you to keep.
- 43:06Speaker 4: Your own children.
- 43:08Speaker 3: I mean absolutely not watch.
- 43:12Speaker 2: I'm gonna be no, but I'm gonna be real with
- 43:14Speaker 2: you like this.
- 43:15Speaker 3: That's the come. I mean, it really is a conflict.
- 43:17Speaker 3: Answers for you to watch your own watch your own
- 43:19Speaker 3: children in the day care.
- 43:21Speaker 2: But then it don't make it don't make sense for
- 43:25Speaker 2: you to send your kids to another.
- 43:26Speaker 3: Daycare if you running one, put that you know what,
- 43:29Speaker 3: put that nigga support and put the kid in another daycare.
- 43:32Speaker 2: Yep, there we go.
- 43:34Speaker 4: So you're gonna watch it for free, bitch, or you're
- 43:38Speaker 4: gonna pay for them to go to another daycare.
- 43:40Speaker 2: Oh, I can give you my stamp. I can give
- 43:41Speaker 2: you my food stamp cards.
- 43:42Speaker 3: I can. You can give you the food, but then
- 43:45Speaker 3: the other but then the other petty ship is like yo,
- 43:47Speaker 3: you don't want to give it, Like she don't want
- 43:50Speaker 3: to give you money for good kid because she afraid that,
- 43:52Speaker 3: you know, she feels like you're gonna pay for the
- 43:54Speaker 3: other kid, like spend money on another kid.
- 43:56Speaker 2: And then it's like, now now I understand that, like, bitch,
- 43:59Speaker 2: I wish.
- 43:59Speaker 4: Don't, don't you child, I got full fucking custody, full
- 44:04Speaker 4: the full time kid give before I wish them.
- 44:07Speaker 3: I wish the fuck I would. You know what I'm saying.
- 44:10Speaker 3: But you know it though, But I understand, like I
- 44:12Speaker 3: understand that ship, Like, but I'm not giving you money
- 44:14Speaker 3: so you can spend on another kid that ain't mine. Bitch,
- 44:17Speaker 3: fuck them, fuck that kid like that's no. But you
- 44:23Speaker 3: remember them.
- 44:24Speaker 2: Videos used to go viral about them.
- 44:26Speaker 3: The dude that came over and brought McDonald's for his
- 44:28Speaker 3: kid and his baby mother mad because he ain't bring
- 44:30Speaker 3: it for the other kids.
- 44:31Speaker 4: They're not my children. He's like, man, and a relationship
- 44:34Speaker 4: with you geat they broke up, and I obligated to
- 44:38Speaker 4: take care of the other children.
- 44:39Speaker 3: They're your children, was like, she was like you you
- 44:42Speaker 3: used to. He was like, yeah, that's when we was together, Bitch,
- 44:44Speaker 3: we ain't not to govern no more. They ain't my concern,
- 44:47Speaker 3: they're yours. Don't take my child, don't take my child's
- 44:51Speaker 3: to pull money. Don't take none of that. Ship and
- 44:52Speaker 3: spend on the mother motherfucking kids. Fuck that kid. Fuck
- 44:55Speaker 3: them kids. I mean it's fucking kids now because I
- 44:58Speaker 3: don't live with you, but fuck them kids.
- 45:01Speaker 4: The fact that you like where you have a baby daddy, yet,
- 45:04Speaker 4: why are you looking for me, the one who take
- 45:06Speaker 4: try to take care of the rest of your fucking Come.
- 45:08Speaker 3: On, nigga, don't ask you what the other baby daddy?
- 45:09Speaker 3: But you already know he at in jail, Nah on
- 45:13Speaker 3: vacation at Lexus to market and we've done well. Two
- 45:17Speaker 3: questions space we did with me the first time and
- 45:20Speaker 3: get in But in our defense, that was your fault,
- 45:22Speaker 3: bitch taking a bout.
- 45:32Speaker 4: All right, We're going to the relationship advice thread on
- 45:35Speaker 4: toxic Reddit. The title is I thirty five male cheated
- 45:40Speaker 4: on my wife, thirty six female. She left without telling
- 45:44Speaker 4: me anything. How can I get her back? I'm thirty
- 45:49Speaker 4: five male cheated on my wife, thirty six female. She
- 45:52Speaker 4: left without telling me anything. How can I get her back?
- 45:56Speaker 3: Brou you all ready? All right? This one. This is
- 45:59Speaker 3: a little thing.
- 46:00Speaker 4: I'm trying to summarize it a little bit. I know
- 46:03Speaker 4: I am aware of my faults. I know I screwed up.
- 46:06Speaker 4: She and I had something beautiful. She has still the
- 46:08Speaker 4: love of my life. We were together for ten years,
- 46:11Speaker 4: two years dating, gain years married song. But I made
- 46:16Speaker 4: a huge mistake and cheated on her. It was just once,
- 46:18Speaker 4: just one damn time. Somehow she found out. I never
- 46:22Speaker 4: knew how because I haven't been able to talk to
- 46:24Speaker 4: her since then. I guess she found something on my phone.
- 46:27Speaker 4: I came home that afternoon as usual, and everything felt weird.
- 46:30Speaker 4: The house felt emptier. I quickly realized that her things
- 46:34Speaker 4: were gone.
- 46:35Speaker 3: I panicked.
- 46:36Speaker 4: I started calling her over and over, but her phone
- 46:38Speaker 4: didn't even ring. Suddenly I saw some papers on the table.
- 46:42Speaker 4: She was divorcing me. The divorce papers was a note
- 46:45Speaker 4: that said this is what you do with cheeters. That
- 46:51Speaker 4: was the last thing I got from her two years ago. Now,
- 46:56Speaker 4: of course, I called the contact information for her lawyer,
- 46:59Speaker 4: who has been the only bridge between us, but he
- 47:01Speaker 4: just told me that he was her legal representative and
- 47:04Speaker 4: that she didn't want to see me. I thought I
- 47:07Speaker 4: got angry, but in the end, her lawyer just told
- 47:10Speaker 4: me that it would be better if I got my
- 47:12Speaker 4: own lawyer.
- 47:13Speaker 3: I didn't want to.
- 47:14Speaker 4: I absolutely refused to accept the ten years of a
- 47:17Speaker 4: relationship with end like this. I know I had failed,
- 47:20Speaker 4: but I always wanted to fix it. I know that
- 47:23Speaker 4: if she gave me the chance, I would make this
- 47:25Speaker 4: sweet and special girl I met more than ten years
- 47:27Speaker 4: ago fall in love with me again. I know that
- 47:30Speaker 4: I can make her forgive me. After all, many couples
- 47:33Speaker 4: go through similar things and get over it. Why can't
- 47:36Speaker 4: we be one more couple in that statistic? Why after
- 47:40Speaker 4: eight years of marriage am I thrown away like garbage
- 47:42Speaker 4: for a mistake. I don't deserve so much indifference. I
- 47:47Speaker 4: haven't been able to see her or even hear her
- 47:50Speaker 4: voice in two years. Two years of not being able
- 47:53Speaker 4: to see or talk to the person you love the
- 47:55Speaker 4: most is too much of a punishment. This situation has
- 47:59Speaker 4: just destroyed me emotionally, mentally, and even physically. Ain't funny
- 48:03Speaker 4: how motherfuckers called stuff and didn't want to play victim.
- 48:05Speaker 3: This sounded like my stuff seemed good, But you don't
- 48:10Speaker 3: know what is gone. Tony meant you never lie.
- 48:18Speaker 4: I ended up consuming an unhealthy amount of alcohol, weeks
- 48:22Speaker 4: of barely eating, not sleeping. I was a zonbie for months.
- 48:26Speaker 4: I was just functioning on automatic. I wanted to die,
- 48:30Speaker 4: but I couldn't let myself die because I always held
- 48:32Speaker 4: into hope that she would come back.
- 48:34Speaker 2: Why you leave me, girl? I mean, I know I
- 48:37Speaker 2: cheated on you and possibly exposure to a STI, but
- 48:42Speaker 2: I beleive me.
- 48:43Speaker 4: My Thrapi says, it's really hard when you can't get
- 48:46Speaker 4: closure from a relationship because your mind can't process that
- 48:49Speaker 4: the relationship is over, so you're always thinking that that
- 48:51Speaker 4: person will knock on the door, or that you'll wake
- 48:54Speaker 4: up from sleeping they'll be.
- 48:55Speaker 3: By your side.
- 48:56Speaker 4: The divorce was finalized over a year ago.
- 48:59Speaker 3: I'll be honest. I didn't make it easy.
- 49:03Speaker 4: I didn't want to get divorced, and I still don't
- 49:05Speaker 4: understand how we can be.
- 49:06Speaker 3: Divorced because she left you. Nigga. I tole therapy, but
- 49:12Speaker 3: she refused.
- 49:13Speaker 4: I know from my lawyer that her lawyer advised her
- 49:15Speaker 4: to go to at least once, go at least once
- 49:18Speaker 4: or twice, but she refused. It took quite a while,
- 49:21Speaker 4: but finally the divorce happened. I can't even describe the
- 49:24Speaker 4: feeling I felt and still feel like it's a piece
- 49:28Speaker 4: of me that has been cut out. I know I
- 49:30Speaker 4: heard her, I know I felt, but I think we
- 49:33Speaker 4: all deserve a second chance.
- 49:35Speaker 2: I got the song for the I got the song
- 49:37Speaker 2: for the song for all of his uncle Sam.
- 49:43Speaker 3: I don't never want to see you again.
- 49:48Speaker 4: I don't.
- 49:49Speaker 3: I don't.
- 49:50Speaker 4: When I couldn't take the pain anymore, I decided to
- 49:52Speaker 4: start therapy. My durpist doesn't give me advice to get
- 49:56Speaker 4: her back. He only focuses on me moving on with
- 49:59Speaker 4: my life, encouraging me to meet new people and go
- 50:02Speaker 4: out on dates. But I don't want to at this point,
- 50:04Speaker 4: I'm not even interested in sex anymore. A few days ago,
- 50:11Speaker 4: a few days ago, something happened that completely shared me.
- 50:14Speaker 4: I was having a few beers with my friend at
- 50:15Speaker 4: my house, let's call him Nick. We were both pretty drunk.
- 50:19Speaker 4: I started talking about my wife, and he said to me,
- 50:22Speaker 4: you should put more effort into getting over her, because
- 50:24Speaker 4: she's over you and it's happy having a lightful away
- 50:27Speaker 4: from you.
- 50:27Speaker 3: You should do the same.
- 50:29Speaker 4: You can't live in the self pity all your life.
- 50:31Speaker 4: Something in his words hit me, something that his words
- 50:37Speaker 4: hit me, but not in the way he expected. He
- 50:39Speaker 4: spoke with a lot of confidence that my wife is
- 50:41Speaker 4: over me and it's happy. Now, how does he know
- 50:44Speaker 4: that at this point I got angry and started pressuring
- 50:47Speaker 4: him to talk.
- 50:49Speaker 3: He refused.
- 50:50Speaker 4: I pressed as hard as I could, I cried, I
- 50:53Speaker 4: begged him to tell me if he knew something I
- 50:55Speaker 4: needed to know something about her, until he finally told
- 50:58Speaker 4: me his wife has been in contact with my wife
- 51:01Speaker 4: for the last year. They were great friends, and I
- 51:04Speaker 4: remember Sabrina, my friend's wife, being very sad about losing
- 51:07Speaker 4: contact with my wife. The thing is that my wife
- 51:10Speaker 4: went to live in Norway, got married to a guy there,
- 51:13Speaker 4: and is about seven months pregnant. I felt like dying.
- 51:18Speaker 4: I literally felt like dying with this information.
- 51:21Speaker 3: How could she do this to me?
- 51:22Speaker 4: How could it be that while I was crying, getting drunk,
- 51:25Speaker 4: missing her and wanted to die every day, that she
- 51:27Speaker 4: was happily on the other side of the world, getting married, fucking,
- 51:31Speaker 4: and getting.
- 51:31Speaker 3: Pregnant by another guy.
- 51:33Speaker 4: How could it be that she didn't have a child
- 51:34Speaker 4: with me in many years, to the point where I
- 51:37Speaker 4: thought that she was infertile, but she got pregnant by
- 51:40Speaker 4: this new guy, so easily paused while you assumed she
- 51:43Speaker 4: was the one that us infertile, My guy, why didn't.
- 51:45Speaker 3: It be here? No no, no, no, no, no no.
- 51:46Speaker 2: I got an explains.
- 51:49Speaker 4: Where thinking, where did this guy come from? I have
- 51:52Speaker 4: no answers for absolutely anything, and I feel like I
- 51:55Speaker 4: can't go on with life. Was my life without these answers.
- 51:58Speaker 4: The only thing I can think of is that she
- 52:00Speaker 4: had for VINCECX with guy, the first Norwegian guy that
- 52:03Speaker 4: she came across, and got pregnant and decided to keep
- 52:05Speaker 4: the baby. Maybe she got married because she wanted to
- 52:08Speaker 4: stay in the country legally, and I guess, like most countries,
- 52:11Speaker 4: getting married is a good option for that. This niggat
- 52:13Speaker 4: that created a whole scenarios responsibility.
- 52:18Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know. I don't know.
- 52:21Speaker 4: These thoughts are killing me. I refuse to think that
- 52:23Speaker 4: she's in love with him. I need to contact her.
- 52:25Speaker 4: I need to talk to her. I need to know
- 52:27Speaker 4: what's going on, because she asks like our ten year
- 52:29Speaker 4: history and eight year marriage is nothing to her. I
- 52:32Speaker 4: need advice on how to act. I feel the impulse
- 52:34Speaker 4: of travel to where she is and look for her.
- 52:36Speaker 4: How could I do that.
- 52:38Speaker 3: I don't know what.
- 52:39Speaker 4: City she's in, I don't know where she lives. I
- 52:41Speaker 4: don't have a number to contact her. She closed her
- 52:43Speaker 4: social media. Her family is small, they don't live in
- 52:45Speaker 4: the same country as me, and all of them have
- 52:48Speaker 4: blocked me. I'm totally lost. I don't know what to
- 52:51Speaker 4: do at this point. I still want her back, yes,
- 52:53Speaker 4: even pregnant. I feel like if this is a nightmare
- 52:57Speaker 4: and I want to wake up now.
- 53:04Speaker 2: Hand raised, So let's go.
- 53:07Speaker 3: Okay, first of all, first thing, first thing is first
- 53:10Speaker 3: that whole they've been together, they've been together so long
- 53:13Speaker 3: and they haven't they haven't yet, they haven't gotten pregnant.
- 53:15Speaker 2: And he thought that she was, he thought that she
- 53:16Speaker 2: was infertile.
- 53:18Speaker 3: I'm sorry. That's the universe's way of telling you that
- 53:19Speaker 3: you you were not meant to be you, You were
- 53:21Speaker 3: not meant to be her baby's father at all. It
- 53:23Speaker 3: doesn't even matter, like, it doesn't even matter like because
- 53:25Speaker 3: I mean, I'm known cases where people been together for years,
- 53:30Speaker 3: fucking raw for years and never got pregnant until you know,
- 53:35Speaker 3: they break up and they go on to somebody else
- 53:37Speaker 3: and boom baby. All right, now, now that that's out
- 53:40Speaker 3: the way, the advice that the device that I have
- 53:45Speaker 3: for you, sir, is just crawled up with a ball
- 53:47Speaker 3: and die. At this point, you know, it's personal responsibility.
- 53:52Speaker 3: You cheated on her. There were consequences for you cheating
- 53:55Speaker 3: on her? Yeah, yeah, y'all been together for ten You know,
- 53:58Speaker 3: y'all been together for ten years.
- 53:59Speaker 2: Y'all married for eight.
- 54:01Speaker 3: However, saying I wish I never matter. However, she on
- 54:07Speaker 3: that ship like she she on her she on her emil,
- 54:11Speaker 3: she on her email ship like at the end of
- 54:16Speaker 3: the day, Ye, it is, well, don mow. They didn't
- 54:22Speaker 3: mean yet fuck you you, I don't want you back,
- 54:27Speaker 3: and but not real ship like real ship sho. Then
- 54:33Speaker 3: then on top of that, Yo, she moved, bro, she
- 54:36Speaker 3: got a divorce, left yourck and moved.
- 54:40Speaker 4: She was leaving, nigga, you came home all her ship
- 54:43Speaker 4: was gone hol stide of.
- 54:44Speaker 3: Her clause and this left your whole did John letter?
- 54:48Speaker 3: She took the light bulbs.
- 54:50Speaker 2: Your lawyer, she took the patty, her lawyer, the breakaway.
- 54:54Speaker 3: How lawyer told you get the lawyer because the batter
- 54:57Speaker 3: reason I'm for you fucking the head boy, every left shoe.
- 55:03Speaker 3: This is, I mean, this perfect example of like, yo,
- 55:05Speaker 3: you're not trying to accept the responsibility.
- 55:07Speaker 4: Off the wine glasses and you can't eat last.
- 55:10Speaker 3: Day, yo. These the niggas, he that nigga, that gut,
- 55:13Speaker 3: that do some that do some fucked up ass criminal ship.
- 55:16Speaker 4: But I apologize, I said, I was sorry.
- 55:18Speaker 3: No, no, that that nigga in jail, he just got
- 55:20Speaker 3: the sent you. He just got the sentence of thirty
- 55:21Speaker 3: five years to life. And it's like.
- 55:25Speaker 4: Why and nigga gonna start singing like that nigga on court?
- 55:28Speaker 4: Can your honor?
- 55:33Speaker 2: I'm sorry, but just like yeah, Yo, you can't.
- 55:37Speaker 3: Yo, I'm sorry. You can't play. You can't play no
- 55:39Speaker 3: K song. Get about this, motherfucker y'all.
- 55:42Speaker 4: Said, driving around, that's your pass me.
- 55:48Speaker 2: In the desert. Bitch, I'm this and so I leather
- 56:01Speaker 2: you can't.
- 56:03Speaker 3: That's almost like you reading that. That's what I'm playing
- 56:09Speaker 3: in my head. Bro. It's like she found but at
- 56:15Speaker 3: the end of the day, she found somebody that was
- 56:18Speaker 3: for her. And Yo, you didn't like you was thinking
- 56:21Speaker 3: that she was infertile. Nigga.
- 56:22Speaker 2: You you was just just not meant to be. Y'all.
- 56:24Speaker 3: Y'all weren't meant to be because you were still doing
- 56:27Speaker 3: this ship that you was doing. You were still doing
- 56:28Speaker 3: the ship that you was doing. And fellas I'm gonna
- 56:32Speaker 3: tell you all the truth speaking as a married man, Yo,
- 56:36Speaker 3: your wife watch everything that you fucking do. If you
- 56:40Speaker 3: do one thing out of the if you do one
- 56:42Speaker 3: thing out of the ordinary, nigga, she gonna think something up, bro,
- 56:46Speaker 3: because y'all don't realize, like niggas don't realize, yo, y'all,
- 56:49Speaker 3: we we have routines, just like they got routines. We
- 56:54Speaker 3: got routines, and no one you do one thing, do
- 56:59Speaker 3: one thing out of the order, nerdy mm hmm. I'm
- 57:03Speaker 3: paying attention.
- 57:06Speaker 2: Now, but some of them a bit, but that's what
- 57:07Speaker 2: I'm saying.
- 57:08Speaker 3: And then then you spent this It was only once, okay, bitch,
- 57:11Speaker 3: well guess what, but you spent this whole scenario, like Yo,
- 57:14Speaker 3: you spent this whole scenario like you like like yeah,
- 57:16Speaker 3: like Yo, remind me.
- 57:18Speaker 2: Of the god damn Treat movie ahead.
- 57:19Speaker 3: I was watching over that nigga tried to cry that
- 57:22Speaker 3: that nig first you first, you first to cry NAO.
- 57:27Speaker 2: It was funny a ship.
- 57:28Speaker 3: I mean it's funny ship because at one point, yo,
- 57:30Speaker 3: it's like yo, he he tried to manipulate. He tried
- 57:32Speaker 3: to maniput dip, try to manip but like you just
- 57:37Speaker 3: I told you about told you about going to therapy,
- 57:39Speaker 3: and you know you.
- 57:42Speaker 2: Just need to lay down.
- 57:42Speaker 3: You just need a knick you. Yeah.
- 57:45Speaker 2: As soon as she said nah, she stuck the guns.
- 57:47Speaker 2: Then that nigga started crying.
- 57:49Speaker 3: You're gonna do this to me. You just gonna believe me.
- 57:54Speaker 3: That's what's wrong with you. Let me like, nobody love
- 57:58Speaker 3: me like And then once she said once saying you
- 58:00Speaker 3: to death, said yeah, he saw that the crocodile tires
- 58:03Speaker 3: won't work, and that nigga got mad.
- 58:05Speaker 4: I thought, on the building in this house, I do
- 58:07Speaker 4: the funk I want to do.
- 58:08Speaker 3: Yeah, bitch, like god.
- 58:12Speaker 4: Is your god?
- 58:13Speaker 3: You know what else?
- 58:14Speaker 4: You getting ready to stay black and die? You already
- 58:18Speaker 4: did one of those two. Bitch, guess one you o
- 58:19Speaker 4: to day? Yeah, I guess what cook your meals?
- 58:23Speaker 3: Bitch.
- 58:23Speaker 2: But that's what I'm saying.
- 58:24Speaker 3: Like, but real ship you always like she decided to
- 58:27Speaker 3: leave like, she ain't like, she ain't want to work
- 58:29Speaker 3: ship out. Fuck you like and and I think.
- 58:32Speaker 4: It's obliging to work it out with you because you
- 58:34Speaker 4: decided that one time it was good idea to stick
- 58:36Speaker 4: your dicking tod. But everybody is not listen, bitch, I'm
- 58:39Speaker 4: left eye.
- 58:39Speaker 3: I'm not rashieting.
- 58:41Speaker 2: But that's also the danger of playing with somebody. Stop
- 58:44Speaker 2: playing with people, and you look not prepared for the
- 58:47Speaker 2: consequences of your action, and like a narcissist, you try
- 58:50Speaker 2: to turn this ship around on them when you committed
- 58:54Speaker 2: the crime in the first place. She layered up real quick, like, hey, look,
- 58:58Speaker 2: we're not about to fucking dop.
- 59:00Speaker 3: I'm done with this nigga. I don't want to talk
- 59:01Speaker 3: to him.
- 59:02Speaker 4: Tell him, don't say nothing to me, don't look in
- 59:05Speaker 4: my direction, don't call me.
- 59:07Speaker 2: But that's what I mean. But that's real ship though, Like.
- 59:10Speaker 4: I'll say this ship one more time for the people
- 59:11Speaker 4: in the back. I am left high. Not Rashiita. You
- 59:16Speaker 4: ain't about to humiliate You ain't about to humiliate me
- 59:19Speaker 4: for sixteen seasons on fucking v H one slash MTV.
- 59:23Speaker 3: Bitch, I am fuck there's that. But he was cool
- 59:29Speaker 3: for a second, and she.
- 59:29Speaker 4: Is letting no nigga with seventeen ear rings in his
- 59:32Speaker 4: fucking ear humiliate me on national fucking TV.
- 59:35Speaker 3: She gonna put it on somebody else. Go girl, go
- 59:37Speaker 3: put it on somebody else. Make him want to marry you.
- 59:39Speaker 4: Motherfucking nigga that went the hair club for men and
- 59:41Speaker 4: think he's special.
- 59:42Speaker 3: Fucking out he does. I've seen that nigga got a
- 59:47Speaker 3: whole oh sho, got a whole aid, a whole faid
- 59:52Speaker 3: whole fa and still in his whole face.
- 59:54Speaker 4: Jasmine and bought her fucking uh. Y'all, y'all ever seen
- 59:58Speaker 4: what's the name of that fucking movie with all the
- 1:00:01Speaker 4: animals in it? Yes, y'all, remember, y'all, remember is Utopia
- 1:00:07Speaker 4: with the little art bark looking thing was running the
- 1:00:09Speaker 4: d n B. Y'all, remember you know what that's what his.
- 1:00:15Speaker 2: Next question is? That is that the only one?
- 1:00:18Speaker 3: You got some more questions?
- 1:00:20Speaker 2: Let's take a commercial break because Aaron just got his answering,
- 1:00:23Speaker 2: walked then away from the table.
- 1:00:24Speaker 3: He said he had the tinkle, he had the tank,
- 1:00:27Speaker 3: he had the he had the tank.
- 1:00:28Speaker 2: He had the Tankle well, we an is on his
- 1:00:31Speaker 2: tankle break. We'll be ready back, y'all.
- 1:00:37Speaker 3: I'm a real you and we're back from that.
- 1:00:42Speaker 2: Breaks because Aaron had the tinkle, had the tangle.
- 1:00:48Speaker 3: Yeah, about to piss myself sob off hm hm did
- 1:00:52Speaker 3: you gonna put yourself sober name of names about me?
- 1:00:56Speaker 3: Fucking with y'all niggas?
- 1:01:01Speaker 4: And then you're going back to six brown tricks. I
- 1:01:05Speaker 4: had a couple on here and I couldn't decide which
- 1:01:08Speaker 4: one I wanted to read the y'all, so I thought
- 1:01:15Speaker 4: I would read this one because it was reminiscent of
- 1:01:17Speaker 4: one that I read a couple of weeks ago. And
- 1:01:19Speaker 4: I don't know why these bitches have an issue keeping
- 1:01:21Speaker 4: their teeth in their mouth. If y'all been listening to
- 1:01:29Speaker 4: y'all probably know where episode I'm talking about, Well.
- 1:01:31Speaker 3: Here we go, velveteen, right, yeah, velveteen.
- 1:01:36Speaker 4: JB doesn't like me to stay overnight when his wife
- 1:01:39Speaker 4: is out of town. We've been dealing with each other
- 1:01:42Speaker 4: off and on for seven years. He's only been married
- 1:01:45Speaker 4: for four years. We have history and I'll rank her.
- 1:01:48Speaker 3: So I focused.
- 1:01:49Speaker 4: I forced the issue and spent the night.
- 1:01:52Speaker 3: This is I modeled for a.
- 1:01:55Speaker 4: Few years, and I struggled with Bolivia. I threw up
- 1:01:58Speaker 4: my food to stay done years. You're ruined my front teeth,
- 1:02:01Speaker 4: so I have dentures at the top. No one knows this. However,
- 1:02:06Speaker 4: while sleeping at JB's house, my uppers fell out and
- 1:02:10Speaker 4: his pit bull ate them. I woke up to the
- 1:02:16Speaker 4: sound of that pit eating my expensive teeth. JB has
- 1:02:20Speaker 4: homeowners and showings to cover this, but he refuses to
- 1:02:22Speaker 4: file acclaim because he said, you shouldn't have been here overnight.
- 1:02:26Speaker 3: That's on you.
- 1:02:29Speaker 2: See what.
- 1:02:35Speaker 3: Ship here?
- 1:02:36Speaker 2: Listeners, listen, Oh this bus do you hear?
- 1:02:51Speaker 3: Do you hear? God? I hear?
- 1:02:53Speaker 2: I just want to check in with y'all. Niggas, No niggas,
- 1:02:56Speaker 2: We don't discriminate. Hey, hey, listeners, Oh my god, y'all
- 1:03:00Speaker 2: heir this. I'm afraid that I meet her because I
- 1:03:04Speaker 2: know it's gonna keep going. Fucking dogate that the bitches teeth.
- 1:03:13Speaker 4: JB has homeowner's insurance to call with this, but he
- 1:03:16Speaker 4: refuses to fill acclaim because he said you shouldn't have
- 1:03:19Speaker 4: been there overnight.
- 1:03:20Speaker 3: That's on you.
- 1:03:21Speaker 4: My upper dnsure is broken and missing teeth, and I
- 1:03:24Speaker 4: can't walk around like this at first.
- 1:03:31Speaker 2: But since you all rank her, I mean, called the
- 1:03:34Speaker 2: wife called. I wouldn't called the wife, but you're gonna
- 1:03:37Speaker 2: do so since you our ranker, she the wife. The
- 1:03:40Speaker 2: wife shouldn't have to answer to you.
- 1:03:41Speaker 4: She's been with you for seven years. He married another
- 1:03:43Speaker 4: bitch four years ago. Seemed like you put a ring
- 1:03:46Speaker 4: on it last time I checked. Bit seven, maybe more
- 1:03:51Speaker 4: than four, but clearly that folk that was supposed to
- 1:03:54Speaker 4: do because around he married her. Hein't married you, poor tank. God,
- 1:04:00Speaker 4: my god, today y'all don't believe in fixing it. How
- 1:04:03Speaker 4: y'all bet his teeth keep coming out.
- 1:04:05Speaker 2: That's what you take out when you sleep.
- 1:04:07Speaker 4: Hold you but put him in a jaw somewhere.
- 1:04:09Speaker 3: How the fuck did little rufers get your teeth?
- 1:04:12Speaker 2: His name is probably Sparky or fell pitbull killer or Marcus.
- 1:04:21Speaker 3: Not Marcus. I'm gonna name Chase hollow bitch. You better
- 1:04:28Speaker 3: take you better take.
- 1:04:32Speaker 7: You better take it as a civil court. That's some
- 1:04:37Speaker 7: ship you see, Ma Polo, you better take off.
- 1:04:44Speaker 4: Me.
- 1:04:45Speaker 3: Dentos.
- 1:04:46Speaker 2: You better take it as.
- 1:04:49Speaker 3: Because I believe.
- 1:04:54Speaker 2: Five hundred dollars.
- 1:04:58Speaker 4: No civil cour is less than five thousand. Okay, small
- 1:05:03Speaker 4: claims court and gets she did. Small claims court is
- 1:05:08Speaker 4: five thousand the last.
- 1:05:10Speaker 2: But you better you better go to you better go
- 1:05:12Speaker 2: to small claims court.
- 1:05:13Speaker 4: Judge, manthis still got the show. You better take him
- 1:05:14Speaker 4: on Math's mathis court.
- 1:05:16Speaker 3: You can do.
- 1:05:16Speaker 2: Steve Harvey justice whatever Steve Harvey's court shows.
- 1:05:19Speaker 4: Oh yeah, see, Judge Steve, that ship is entertained and
- 1:05:22Speaker 4: I ain't even gonna hold you and I said, I
- 1:05:24Speaker 4: wasn't watching nothing else.
- 1:05:26Speaker 3: What what's that nigga real name with with uh?
- 1:05:30Speaker 4: What's Steve Broder Broder Risky Harvey on it? I wasn't
- 1:05:34Speaker 4: watching no more shows. It's not a family few because
- 1:05:37Speaker 4: that took us the shot out of me. But he
- 1:05:38Speaker 4: needed to stop. Let Marjorie dress him in the velveteen
- 1:05:41Speaker 4: ass suits.
- 1:05:43Speaker 2: The spirit Marjorie, she turned them in life around.
- 1:05:46Speaker 4: He looked like he is about to be uh in
- 1:05:49Speaker 4: the Reunion band for the Temptations with them fucking suits on.
- 1:05:52Speaker 3: They upset my spirit because what is.
- 1:05:54Speaker 2: Going on walking around looking like I'm looking like looking
- 1:05:57Speaker 2: like the X Men going to a.
- 1:05:58Speaker 3: Health you know?
- 1:05:58Speaker 4: He looks like Steve of you in the High Tops
- 1:06:01Speaker 4: and I'm sick of it. Steve high Tower and the
- 1:06:04Speaker 4: High Tops wearing the phone hits the fan. All the
- 1:06:08Speaker 4: people want to dance trying to get phone cash.
- 1:06:13Speaker 2: He everybody turn up.
- 1:06:15Speaker 3: Getting no phone hits the fan. Be bad. He crossed
- 1:06:19Speaker 3: the lane gonna get punk ass turn up? Hey Tea,
- 1:06:24Speaker 3: hey want no rock your world. The fact that you
- 1:06:29Speaker 3: remember the word no woman into what girl break me
- 1:06:36Speaker 3: y'all for a piece of ass phone. I was watching
- 1:06:40Speaker 3: that last week, come in, get your chocket. Let hump
- 1:06:45Speaker 3: yo break me up, class phone, small claims court to
- 1:06:51Speaker 3: get your yo, just to get that nigga. Jesus on
- 1:06:54Speaker 3: for me telling him what you want. I want Steve
- 1:06:56Speaker 3: to start wearing. That's what I want, Steve. I love you.
- 1:07:05Speaker 4: Don't make no more think like a man books, but
- 1:07:06Speaker 4: I love you. It's the hopes of family few. However,
- 1:07:10Speaker 4: them suits upset my spirit. If it was a fire
- 1:07:14Speaker 4: in your garage, man.
- 1:07:19Speaker 3: Holly and esther and the top, you go, my son
- 1:07:27Speaker 3: bird take it off. I'm telling you, bro, and I
- 1:07:36Speaker 3: got a couple.
- 1:07:37Speaker 2: Of small claims court show go get you get your money.
- 1:07:41Speaker 2: Fuck him?
- 1:07:42Speaker 3: And you know like yo you I mean because you
- 1:07:46Speaker 3: looking like a Hollywood pumpkin.
- 1:07:47Speaker 2: Yeah you man?
- 1:07:49Speaker 3: Can you imagine? She asked, you take the nigga the
- 1:07:51Speaker 3: court to get that breadth on your benches.
- 1:07:53Speaker 2: How you explain that to you? What's the partial?
- 1:07:57Speaker 3: Yeah? She said, so she had so silence she the
- 1:08:00Speaker 3: cat Williams, No, she said she had.
- 1:08:03Speaker 4: I don't know, but she said his teeth missing from
- 1:08:05Speaker 4: the dingees. So little little sparky spark fucking then broke
- 1:08:09Speaker 4: a couple of her teeth Stoll. And now she walking
- 1:08:13Speaker 4: around and looking like.
- 1:08:14Speaker 3: My cousin had the cat had he ain't got her.
- 1:08:18Speaker 4: My cousin ain't got the three teeth up the top
- 1:08:20Speaker 4: and maybe four or five down the bottom. You're too
- 1:08:23Speaker 4: old for that, So we're gonna talk about that later.
- 1:08:26Speaker 4: It's the truth, and it's two of them. We told
- 1:08:30Speaker 4: them niggas to go to the dental school. To be
- 1:08:33Speaker 4: walking around looking like your grandchildren.
- 1:08:35Speaker 3: They got an excuse. They losing their teeth.
- 1:08:38Speaker 4: They gonna grow back. George ain't coming back. What is
- 1:08:41Speaker 4: you waiting for the tooth Friday to bring you some
- 1:08:42Speaker 4: tooth fry money?
- 1:08:43Speaker 3: And then your teeth gonna go? What what you waiting for?
- 1:08:46Speaker 3: And your fifties, they're waiting for the tooth Friday to
- 1:08:48Speaker 3: break them off a piece of that phone.
- 1:08:50Speaker 4: Fuck that in your fifties walking around with no teeths
- 1:08:53Speaker 4: in your goddamn mouth.
- 1:08:54Speaker 2: Man, Sometimes you gotta pop out and show niggas.
- 1:08:58Speaker 4: I mean said your fifties and sixties with no teeths.
- 1:09:02Speaker 4: I mean people lose their teeth, he do, But go
- 1:09:06Speaker 4: buy something. Then you want to be smiling everybody face
- 1:09:10Speaker 4: and then y'all think, because y'all don't have teeth no more.
- 1:09:12Speaker 3: You still need to brush the few teeth you got left.
- 1:09:14Speaker 4: Because then you brough smelled walk right here smelling like
- 1:09:17Speaker 4: God damn, and you want to be in everybody goddamn face,
- 1:09:20Speaker 4: cheesing and smiling. Why is some three teeth you got
- 1:09:22Speaker 4: left yellow? Make that make sense? So you can still
- 1:09:24Speaker 4: brush them three teeths? I don't understand. Next question, I
- 1:09:29Speaker 4: don't understand. The consensus is taking. The court says, so
- 1:09:34Speaker 4: you can get you some new teth.
- 1:09:35Speaker 2: It's her word against his. He just said, well, she
- 1:09:37Speaker 2: was never at my house. What proof do you have
- 1:09:40Speaker 2: that his dog actually ate or destroyed yourself?
- 1:09:43Speaker 3: Have a text message?
- 1:09:45Speaker 2: Actually no, chances are she probably does have.
- 1:09:49Speaker 3: Something.
- 1:09:50Speaker 4: She seemed like the kind of bitch said to take
- 1:09:51Speaker 4: a picture of him while he sleeps. That's all I'm
- 1:09:54Speaker 4: saying me and bad she comes off as that. Anytime
- 1:09:59Speaker 4: you somebody else three years.
- 1:10:01Speaker 3: To your relationship, filter with snatch out, filter over his face,
- 1:10:06Speaker 3: with the heart over his face.
- 1:10:07Speaker 4: Because I got a cousin that just stopped posting the
- 1:10:09Speaker 4: herd over that nigga face. I figured he probably got
- 1:10:11Speaker 4: divorced so she can finally posted them now. But that
- 1:10:12Speaker 4: ain't none of my business.
- 1:10:16Speaker 2: Oh my god, I'm sorry, y'all.
- 1:10:20Speaker 3: When I drink, I tell the truth. Shout off to
- 1:10:22Speaker 3: jing z. Oh, we're staying on six round chicks. Of
- 1:10:28Speaker 3: course we are. Of course we are. Before we get the.
- 1:10:30Speaker 4: Aaron birthday questions. Why I'm not gay, but I do
- 1:10:34Speaker 4: run love schemes on old, married, mostly white men. We text,
- 1:10:39Speaker 4: they send money, We arranged the meat, and I double
- 1:10:41Speaker 4: the praise in person, or just blackmailed them. One trick
- 1:10:44Speaker 4: traced my phone and sent the pick up my house
- 1:10:47Speaker 4: when I tried to scam him, so I agreed to
- 1:10:49Speaker 4: show up. We exchanged favors as promise, and he found
- 1:10:52Speaker 4: my girlfriend. Send Drinka online and told her name once
- 1:10:59Speaker 4: send drinker c I N D r I k A
- 1:11:03Speaker 4: Syndrinka U chad. Okay, before I finished this question, please parents,
- 1:11:12Speaker 4: stop giving your children knees exotic what you think is
- 1:11:15Speaker 4: an exotic name because you don't know the pain of
- 1:11:18Speaker 4: going to the amusement park and not being able to
- 1:11:21Speaker 4: find your fucking name on a license plate or a
- 1:11:24Speaker 4: key chain.
- 1:11:25Speaker 2: Okay, no, they just won't know. They just won't come
- 1:11:27Speaker 2: from them. By saying your name is a rational or the.
- 1:11:31Speaker 4: White folk telling you, Oh my god, that's a beautiful name.
- 1:11:33Speaker 3: What does it mean?
- 1:11:35Speaker 4: It means my mother was smoking fucking crack when she
- 1:11:39Speaker 4: had me. That's that's what I got, because what the fun?
- 1:11:46Speaker 4: There's that rioch you want to roll today?
- 1:11:49Speaker 3: Since I had too much gin. It's brandon fulk Okay.
- 1:11:58Speaker 4: She confronted me because she wanted to see my phone,
- 1:12:01Speaker 4: so I punched her. I straight tried to knock her
- 1:12:05Speaker 4: out so she will forget the entire incident. I'm five
- 1:12:10Speaker 4: to three, she's five six, Sindrinka ate my punch with
- 1:12:15Speaker 4: her entire face. She's solid mass, and begin to beat
- 1:12:19Speaker 4: me out the house and then to the front yard.
- 1:12:22Speaker 4: I ran because I knew police would come. She stole
- 1:12:26Speaker 4: my phone and may figure out my password any day. Now,
- 1:12:29Speaker 4: how do I convince her to forgive me? I missed
- 1:12:32Speaker 4: my beautiful tall drink of water, sir, you fucked her.
- 1:12:41Speaker 3: And found out.
- 1:12:44Speaker 4: Get over there at five foot three, mister, sir, I
- 1:12:51Speaker 4: assume anybody taller than you will be a tall drink
- 1:12:53Speaker 4: of water to you, because was not that tall. Me
- 1:12:58Speaker 4: at almost five nine is tall for a woman, okay,
- 1:13:03Speaker 4: and most of that is legs, kay, legs and hips body, body, body,
- 1:13:16Speaker 4: shout out, Candy Birds talker, the longest served. I can say,
- 1:13:22Speaker 4: she can't sing all she wants you, but she can
- 1:13:24Speaker 4: buy all you bitches, lives.
- 1:13:25Speaker 2: Right, the longest serving, real hot wife of Atlanta.
- 1:13:29Speaker 4: And Wasndy gun Well, no, she gone too, she left,
- 1:13:35Speaker 4: but she's still the longest.
- 1:13:36Speaker 3: She is still the longest servant.
- 1:13:38Speaker 4: Put some respect on Candy's bird Candy birds name, because
- 1:13:41Speaker 4: maybe one thing that they're gonna do is have a business.
- 1:13:46Speaker 4: One thing that they're gonna do is make some money.
- 1:13:47Speaker 4: And y'all might not like her voice, but guess what
- 1:13:49Speaker 4: it's made of money all these goddamn is anyway that part,
- 1:13:56Speaker 4: I'm so glad, Sin drenkul S make the dog shout
- 1:13:58Speaker 4: out you because you thought that it was okay to
- 1:14:03Speaker 4: put your hands on this woman. Because you got caught
- 1:14:08Speaker 4: out here tickling old men bowls. Okay, how dare you, bitch?
- 1:14:16Speaker 4: You going into the audacity Hall of fame? To you,
- 1:14:18Speaker 4: son of a bitch, how dare you like the sign
- 1:14:23Speaker 4: of that.
- 1:14:25Speaker 3: Hall of fame? How fucking dare you?
- 1:14:29Speaker 4: You got caught up, and you are mad that you
- 1:14:38Speaker 4: got caught, that you got caught, so you put your
- 1:14:40Speaker 4: hands in this woman, and she ate that punch like
- 1:14:46Speaker 4: it wasn't nothing, a two full five from Checkers, and
- 1:14:53Speaker 4: then proceeded to drag your little ass out to the
- 1:14:57Speaker 4: front yard and beat you like you stole something in
- 1:15:01Speaker 4: front of the neighborhood. You deserved it. You should have
- 1:15:04Speaker 4: kept your hands to yourself.
- 1:15:05Speaker 3: Sorry.
- 1:15:06Speaker 4: Now you want her to come back because you missed
- 1:15:10Speaker 4: your tall drink of water. I hope she comes back,
- 1:15:15Speaker 4: and you know why, because I want her to finish
- 1:15:17Speaker 4: you off. Sin Drinka, if you listening, come back and
- 1:15:22Speaker 4: whoop his ass again. Kay, whoop his ass again, and
- 1:15:28Speaker 4: then leave him to his vices of tickling old white
- 1:15:31Speaker 4: man bowls. Mmkay, all right, any faither cal Matario.
- 1:15:39Speaker 2: Not from me, legs and hips, and.
- 1:15:46Speaker 3: Let's get him get fuck you, Sadric. He sounded like
- 1:15:49Speaker 3: a Sadric. I don't know why.
- 1:15:50Speaker 2: The girl's name was Sadrink.
- 1:15:51Speaker 4: Her name was sid Drinka. He sounded like a Sadric.
- 1:15:53Speaker 4: Fuck him.
- 1:15:55Speaker 3: I'm trying to give him a little nigga name. I
- 1:15:59Speaker 3: knew all the sudden.
- 1:16:00Speaker 4: I knew this little niggas itself for the entertainment.
- 1:16:02Speaker 3: Okay that nigga, sure too.
- 1:16:05Speaker 2: Here's the next question.
- 1:16:12Speaker 4: You know, Okay, we talked about it later.
- 1:16:15Speaker 3: We love you. We sorry, my bad, my bad, I apologize.
- 1:16:25Speaker 3: The neighborhood is my ship. All Okay.
- 1:16:37Speaker 4: We're staying on six brown Chicks because this is gonna
- 1:16:40Speaker 4: be a show full of fuckery.
- 1:16:43Speaker 3: Okay, and I'm gonna.
- 1:16:45Speaker 4: Make it because Brandon is drunk and it's really really entertaining.
- 1:16:52Speaker 3: At real quick.
- 1:16:55Speaker 4: That's what we're doing, Mitch.
- 1:16:57Speaker 3: All right.
- 1:16:59Speaker 4: I thated Ron for a year and I was about
- 1:17:02Speaker 4: to check out of this situation, but she made herself
- 1:17:04Speaker 4: less available, and I feared that she was dumping me. First,
- 1:17:08Speaker 4: I wanted to lure her back in and then let
- 1:17:10Speaker 4: her go. I invited myself over several times.
- 1:17:14Speaker 3: She declined.
- 1:17:15Speaker 4: So I showed up at her job and put a
- 1:17:16Speaker 4: track on her vehicle. Not obsessed, just curious who she's
- 1:17:20Speaker 4: fucking because it ain't me. She's doing innocent shit, hanging
- 1:17:24Speaker 4: with her girlfriends, getting her nails done, etc. She's avoiding
- 1:17:28Speaker 4: me for her friends. I'm intrigued. I put a track
- 1:17:31Speaker 4: on her Shrek look alike friend's car too, and I
- 1:17:35Speaker 4: bumped into her twice, at first for drinks and a
- 1:17:38Speaker 4: second time the fuck I wanted to end that friendship.
- 1:17:42Speaker 4: Shrek rejected me and facetied my girl to expose what
- 1:17:44Speaker 4: I did.
- 1:17:46Speaker 3: That's not how this worked.
- 1:17:48Speaker 4: I look good and my dick is top ten the
- 1:17:51Speaker 4: rejecting things because her friend ain't cute at all. I
- 1:17:54Speaker 4: told Ronda, I was drunk and lonely when that happened.
- 1:17:58Speaker 4: But I think she's gone gone.
- 1:18:00Speaker 3: And how.
- 1:18:03Speaker 2: He sounds like a leo I am for hisself or
- 1:18:07Speaker 2: scorpio the scorpiold. But loosen the lugnuts on the car.
- 1:18:12Speaker 3: This is true, Dang, I didn't know today. I didn't know.
- 1:18:20Speaker 3: I say I didn't know he was He's a believer.
- 1:18:26Speaker 4: First of all, you won't insult his friend and say
- 1:18:32Speaker 4: she looked like shrimp. That just further proves the stereotype
- 1:18:35Speaker 4: that niggas will stick there dick and anything that's improve
- 1:18:38Speaker 4: a point. No, no, what in the fuck?
- 1:18:42Speaker 3: Yo? I hate no, but I hate I hate when
- 1:18:46Speaker 3: I hear like men disrespect you know, disrespect the women,
- 1:18:50Speaker 3: and that like in that aspect of like, yo, you
- 1:18:52Speaker 3: fucked her though, like like I mean you you you
- 1:18:57Speaker 3: put but you put the time and energy into trying
- 1:19:00Speaker 3: to bag her, got her in the bed and then
- 1:19:03Speaker 3: when she don't like when she when she fu shut
- 1:19:05Speaker 3: up for you or you ain't fit you're not feeling
- 1:19:08Speaker 3: her right, like you're not feeling her right then and
- 1:19:09Speaker 3: there that's when you know she becomes or like like
- 1:19:12Speaker 3: that's track looking at this bitch and it's like, nah, bro,
- 1:19:16Speaker 3: that was your bitch. Sure was especially stalking them. Then
- 1:19:21Speaker 3: then on top of that, yo, she fucking she probably did.
- 1:19:24Speaker 3: She probably did some ship they you know, he ain't
- 1:19:26Speaker 3: never had done to her done to him before. She
- 1:19:30Speaker 3: probably dick in the back or something. I don't know,
- 1:19:32Speaker 3: but it's like.
- 1:19:33Speaker 2: It usually works. I'm not what I would know.
- 1:19:39Speaker 3: I mean, I'm gonna shut up now, that's your finishing move.
- 1:19:50Speaker 3: I don't.
- 1:19:51Speaker 2: I don't know what she's talking about. I mean, bro,
- 1:19:55Speaker 2: you said you like, I don't.
- 1:19:58Speaker 3: I'm going back there. I'm going back to English class.
- 1:20:01Speaker 3: You know context clues. I don't know.
- 1:20:03Speaker 2: You said that usually work, so I mean that might
- 1:20:05Speaker 2: be finished more.
- 1:20:06Speaker 3: That's how did I say that? Who said that? But
- 1:20:13Speaker 3: real ship gets sucked up because it's like, yo, you
- 1:20:17Speaker 3: fucked her, that's your bitch. And then now yo, you
- 1:20:21Speaker 3: upset like you upset? Now she's shrek. She was she
- 1:20:24Speaker 3: wasn't Shrek when you was trying to bend it a
- 1:20:26Speaker 3: smack and flipping brother down. But now she's Shrek man,
- 1:20:33Speaker 3: salty ass nigga man. Fuck y'all niggas, Yo, what got
- 1:20:37Speaker 3: I mean sweat for Eminem's like, yeah, I'll be on
- 1:20:40Speaker 3: some ship like that. Then you bring it's like like
- 1:20:46Speaker 3: the conversation that I mean, the conversation we was having
- 1:20:49Speaker 3: like a few weeks ago about the like how like
- 1:20:52Speaker 3: chival red ship. It's like, you get a bunch of
- 1:20:54Speaker 3: niggas like this and then you gotta then you got
- 1:20:56Speaker 3: niggas that dude like that dude shipped out of straight
- 1:20:58Speaker 3: kindness like well me probably Brandon brand Brandon the hold
- 1:21:04Speaker 3: the door too, trying Brandon my branding, my you know asks,
- 1:21:09Speaker 3: you know, hey, you need help with that. You know
- 1:21:11Speaker 3: what I'm saying that they old right, you know what
- 1:21:15Speaker 3: I'm saying. But that's I mean, but that yeah, that's
- 1:21:17Speaker 3: what I was saying. It's like, but it's it's it's
- 1:21:19Speaker 3: it's a it's a small percentage of men out here
- 1:21:21Speaker 3: that is just like that, And then you get niggas
- 1:21:24Speaker 3: like this, niggas.
- 1:21:25Speaker 2: Fuck ass niggas.
- 1:21:29Speaker 3: You trash down to the last tear of y'all both
- 1:21:31Speaker 3: them coming.
- 1:21:33Speaker 2: Of course it is at this rate. I don't know
- 1:21:36Speaker 2: why I keep fiend being surprised. Hey, you you you
- 1:21:41Speaker 2: set the tone for this.
- 1:21:42Speaker 4: No, I didn't dads fat ass Felicia for a few months.
- 1:21:47Speaker 4: Y'all what they but they spoke fat p h a
- 1:21:51Speaker 4: t okay okay, so big boody Judy. We met on Snapchat.
- 1:21:57Speaker 4: I have other things going on to She doesn't know
- 1:22:00Speaker 4: anything about me. I have a fake name, fake profile, etc.
- 1:22:04Speaker 4: Felicia complains that I'm not getting bid me. I know
- 1:22:08Speaker 4: what women like in bed her. That's cool, but I
- 1:22:11Speaker 4: don't like it me. You're accusing me of not knowing
- 1:22:14Speaker 4: how to fuck her. You don't know how to fuck me.
- 1:22:19Speaker 4: I've got tips. It was like she punched me in
- 1:22:22Speaker 4: the chest with her swollen diabetic hand. I'm lurting different
- 1:22:27Speaker 4: women online, fucking randoms to keep my ego healthy. The
- 1:22:32Speaker 4: other women seem to like what I do. I wanted
- 1:22:34Speaker 4: Felicia to know that I'm satisfied. Satisfying are the women,
- 1:22:38Speaker 4: So I sent her some sex clips of random randoms
- 1:22:41Speaker 4: moaning my name. She sent a clip of a guy
- 1:22:45Speaker 4: slow stroking her learn to do it like this, he said,
- 1:22:50Speaker 4: my chest hurts.
- 1:22:51Speaker 3: I want revenge. Help me. Okay, here we go drink. Okay,
- 1:23:01Speaker 3: now sand's old. You know, the saying is a lot
- 1:23:04Speaker 3: of us, probably a lot of us, been fucking since
- 1:23:05Speaker 3: we was teenager. Just we we've grown now grown men, sir,
- 1:23:10Speaker 3: We've learned that not every woman is the same. What
- 1:23:13Speaker 3: you do, what you do with the goose, you cannot
- 1:23:16Speaker 3: do with the gander.
- 1:23:17Speaker 4: This is a public service announcement.
- 1:23:19Speaker 3: Okay, just because you probably like one of my one
- 1:23:23Speaker 3: of one of my homeboys, you know, he just because yo,
- 1:23:29Speaker 3: I dis like me and men. Buggy used to talking
- 1:23:31Speaker 3: about them all the time because you know, he was
- 1:23:32Speaker 3: sucking the skinny bitches because it made you know, it
- 1:23:35Speaker 3: stroked his ego.
- 1:23:36Speaker 2: Because he said, skinny girls can't take dick, So why
- 1:23:39Speaker 2: are you if they can't take dick.
- 1:23:43Speaker 4: Stroking He thinks he's doing something. And because they running,
- 1:23:46Speaker 4: but for real, for real, start you hurting them.
- 1:23:49Speaker 3: Not even not even that they're running. Because the one
- 1:23:51Speaker 3: because the one that he was the white girl he
- 1:23:53Speaker 3: was messing with, white girl was like, yo, he can't
- 1:23:55Speaker 3: stroke and our route, so you're doing all this shit,
- 1:24:02Speaker 3: you know, you, you probably you you, and then you
- 1:24:04Speaker 3: probably doing what most of the people do, cause now
- 1:24:06Speaker 3: you're saying she got diet. Now you're saying she got
- 1:24:08Speaker 3: you know, she died got diabetes. So now you're trying
- 1:24:10Speaker 3: to say she's obese, Well she's over like she's overweight.
- 1:24:13Speaker 3: But you was just saying that, you old fat ass Felicia,
- 1:24:16Speaker 3: you might not have enough dick to for to please Felicia.
- 1:24:20Speaker 4: Facts.
- 1:24:22Speaker 3: So the only way you probably fucking her is missionary
- 1:24:24Speaker 3: bro and yo, and and she gotta yo, she gotta
- 1:24:27Speaker 3: make do with that Felicia tied up. It's slipping out.
- 1:24:29Speaker 3: I mean, I'm gonna tell you the truth. You know,
- 1:24:30Speaker 3: Felicia probably or Felicia probably over a fat ass row.
- 1:24:33Speaker 3: She probably wanna be bent over, but you can't do
- 1:24:34Speaker 3: it cause you don't got enough dick for it. So
- 1:24:36Speaker 3: she got so she gotta make do what she what
- 1:24:38Speaker 3: she got, so she put you on missionary. And then
- 1:24:40Speaker 3: because now you're a missionary, now you probably got a
- 1:24:42Speaker 3: slow stroke and it's like, yo, you don't probably don't
- 1:24:45Speaker 3: have no rhythm. Mm, so now you're probably so now
- 1:24:48Speaker 3: you probably there doing rabbit doing rabbit pumps, and she's
- 1:24:51Speaker 3: still trying to get that these ns or how or
- 1:24:54Speaker 3: how you can be or how you can be close.
- 1:24:59Speaker 4: It's like sitting here with carry Washington face.
- 1:25:06Speaker 3: Are you are you going to.
- 1:25:07Speaker 2: Hurry nigga hitting bone on bone?
- 1:25:09Speaker 3: Now, put my leg down. I gotta cry, yo, come
- 1:25:13Speaker 3: on like like then. But then the fuck up thing
- 1:25:17Speaker 3: is you say like it's no, I don't. Don't you
- 1:25:20Speaker 3: fucking random bitches, like you're fucking random women just to
- 1:25:23Speaker 3: just to keep your.
- 1:25:25Speaker 4: Ego instead of learning how to stroke.
- 1:25:28Speaker 2: Sorry, I'm gonna tell you the truth, dude, It don't yo.
- 1:25:32Speaker 2: It don't take much to ask like that.
- 1:25:34Speaker 3: You like you know what that you said that.
- 1:25:36Speaker 4: I have an ex and the one thing that I
- 1:25:38Speaker 4: loved about him is that before we had sex for
- 1:25:41Speaker 4: the first time, he asked me what I liked, what
- 1:25:46Speaker 4: I didn't like, what I was willing to try, what
- 1:25:49Speaker 4: I wasn't willing to try, what made me feel good,
- 1:25:52Speaker 4: what you know, stuff like that. I always appreciated that
- 1:25:56Speaker 4: about him. He learned personally how to praise my body
- 1:25:59Speaker 4: are trying to do to me what he was doing?
- 1:26:04Speaker 4: And I appreciate this.
- 1:26:05Speaker 3: Tell me what you tell me, Tell me what you
- 1:26:08Speaker 3: tell me, what you want tell me what you won't
- 1:26:09Speaker 3: make everything, make me, make me do it. You feel
- 1:26:14Speaker 3: what I'm saying. If you gotta reposition yourself. So I'm hitting,
- 1:26:16Speaker 3: so I'm hitting the right like hitting the right spot
- 1:26:18Speaker 3: by all means. Do that.
- 1:26:20Speaker 4: Yes, you tell you stick your thumb and my butt
- 1:26:22Speaker 4: get stick.
- 1:26:23Speaker 5: You like that?
- 1:26:24Speaker 3: You like that?
- 1:26:25Speaker 4: Who said that?
- 1:26:29Speaker 3: She like? She like it? Just like just that little hook,
- 1:26:33Speaker 3: just that little hook. Just hold it, just hold that,
- 1:26:36Speaker 3: just hold it right there.
- 1:26:38Speaker 2: But that's what I mean.
- 1:26:39Speaker 3: But but just like I mean, you gotta start. I
- 1:26:43Speaker 3: don't know I mean, but it's like you gotta step
- 1:26:46Speaker 3: outside of yourself, like nigga, step outside of yourself, step
- 1:26:48Speaker 3: outside of your ego. You feel you feel a legend.
- 1:26:52Speaker 2: Yeah, like I said, step outside of yourself, step outside
- 1:26:55Speaker 2: of your ego.
- 1:26:56Speaker 4: Niggasing you said check, temper said check.
- 1:27:00Speaker 3: Can check me. She sent you and got the nigga
- 1:27:03Speaker 3: saying door like this next time. Now look at you
- 1:27:07Speaker 3: in the video like and yo and yo and on
- 1:27:11Speaker 3: some real ship.
- 1:27:12Speaker 4: You see that look on her face.
- 1:27:13Speaker 3: She on some really came and she probably came into it,
- 1:27:18Speaker 3: like came to the nigga was like, yo, this nigga
- 1:27:20Speaker 3: sent me this like work, show him what to really do. Baby,
- 1:27:24Speaker 3: you know what I'm saying, Let's go.
- 1:27:25Speaker 4: And then it's like ship picture or that died beat
- 1:27:29Speaker 4: his hand wrapped around that nigga, dick.
- 1:27:31Speaker 3: That's what she should have did so that when you
- 1:27:33Speaker 3: use the two hands.
- 1:27:50Speaker 2: I think that's a y'all. Again, that was context that
- 1:27:56Speaker 2: we a conversation, was an inside joke that we recorded Jesus.
- 1:28:10Speaker 3: Real ship like she had. I think, I think, I
- 1:28:13Speaker 3: think that's all she's about to hear. Grind o here,
- 1:28:15Speaker 3: grind and pep on that nigga and it was like
- 1:28:17Speaker 3: she got and she just gotta used two fingers.
- 1:28:21Speaker 2: So just if if you haven't any questions my way
- 1:28:29Speaker 2: asked one of the party, you don't, I am nigga step.
- 1:28:43Speaker 3: As Aaron his birthday question, stop outside egos.
- 1:28:46Speaker 2: But today's the seventeenth that we don't. My flabbers are gasted,
- 1:28:52Speaker 2: like Sean no flabbers. It's multiple my god today, no more,
- 1:29:00Speaker 2: no more sangrestion for me because I'm I.
- 1:29:02Speaker 4: Am hurry last question and then we're going to ask
- 1:29:05Speaker 4: his birthday questions and we've done.
- 1:29:08Speaker 3: I'm sorry.
- 1:29:11Speaker 4: Round checks, y'all. Oh to finish up, of course, no mister,
- 1:29:16Speaker 4: surry you about the found doubt. Sorry, get you somebody
- 1:29:18Speaker 4: who like it. She she fantacy felice.
- 1:29:21Speaker 3: You don't like it, baby, like you.
- 1:29:28Speaker 4: And let me sit this ass.
- 1:29:33Speaker 3: Her nigga said, show you how it is done. How
- 1:29:36Speaker 3: niggas show you right? Oh lor alright, last question. I
- 1:29:43Speaker 3: work over time to pay his child support to keep
- 1:29:45Speaker 3: him out of jail. Oh my god.
- 1:29:46Speaker 4: He's spending his money on suits and business dinners to
- 1:29:50Speaker 4: get people, mostly older women, to join his m l
- 1:29:52Speaker 4: M business. The business is a scam and it doesn't
- 1:29:56Speaker 4: make money for us. We're losing money. And I think
- 1:29:59Speaker 4: he piping down these old women because he's sneaky and wish.
- 1:30:03Speaker 4: I don't want to divorce. Seven months after saying I do,
- 1:30:06Speaker 4: but I can't go on like this p s. I
- 1:30:10Speaker 4: secretly deleted my pregnancy because I know he can't or
- 1:30:14Speaker 4: won't support us.
- 1:30:16Speaker 5: Advice said, we cry, cry, cry, We cries together, and then.
- 1:30:28Speaker 3: We and then we and then we made like we
- 1:30:36Speaker 3: never made love before.
- 1:30:39Speaker 2: He said, baby, you know like this, and she said,
- 1:30:45Speaker 2: you're right, ma'am.
- 1:30:46Speaker 3: You're right.
- 1:30:47Speaker 4: This is going to be controversy. The shout out to
- 1:30:51Speaker 4: the deleted fetus that was smart.
- 1:30:53Speaker 3: That was smart. Get on birth and Joe bitch, Yes,
- 1:30:56Speaker 3: don't let it happen again.
- 1:30:58Speaker 4: Okay, the first of all, you are paying a nigga.
- 1:31:06Speaker 3: Bitch paying a niggas child support? Are you dumb? Are you?
- 1:31:14Speaker 3: Are you dumb?
- 1:31:17Speaker 4: That's my she bro let me to mur what in
- 1:31:22Speaker 4: the fuck you You were already dumb for paying his
- 1:31:25Speaker 4: child support and then marrying him after you had to
- 1:31:28Speaker 4: pay his child support? Do you know he scamming bitches?
- 1:31:33Speaker 3: Baby?
- 1:31:33Speaker 4: The way I was set that nigga up?
- 1:31:36Speaker 3: Are y'all crazy? Na bucket?
- 1:31:38Speaker 4: You know what?
- 1:31:39Speaker 3: I think?
- 1:31:40Speaker 4: I pray to God every day that he never ever
- 1:31:42Speaker 4: makes me dick dumb again in my damn life.
- 1:31:45Speaker 3: You being dick dumb on occasion.
- 1:31:49Speaker 4: I don't know. It's a different levels of dick dumb
- 1:31:51Speaker 4: because this is like, of course, this is like level
- 1:31:53Speaker 4: five of mortal komback.
- 1:31:56Speaker 3: That's the.
- 1:31:58Speaker 4: Level when you gotta beat that big as the monk
- 1:32:00Speaker 4: stay in super Mario Brothers. Dick dumb, Na, y'all all
- 1:32:03Speaker 4: that nigga be over jail fighting a big nigga name.
- 1:32:08Speaker 3: His virginity. No, I'm gonna keep you up. Yeah, letna
- 1:32:12Speaker 3: Keepta make sure i'ma make sure you make sure you
- 1:32:14Speaker 3: don't go to.
- 1:32:14Speaker 2: Jail, a bitch.
- 1:32:16Speaker 3: No, I will pimp listen, I'll get a side nigga
- 1:32:20Speaker 3: and pimp the ship out his ass. Nope, I'll marry. No,
- 1:32:26Speaker 3: that's what I'm saying, married you in the first place. No, no, no, no,
- 1:32:30Speaker 3: but that's what I'm saying. She said.
- 1:32:31Speaker 4: No.
- 1:32:31Speaker 3: She's saying, like at the seven months and this nigga
- 1:32:33Speaker 3: started doing some ship. So it's like, all right, so
- 1:32:35Speaker 3: you wanna keep scamming. That's cool, that's cool. All all
- 1:32:38Speaker 3: the while she out here dating little Tony. You wanna
- 1:32:41Speaker 3: scam the wrong you know, I'm sorry, youna my old
- 1:32:44Speaker 3: school bitch. Whole name your lawndo. Hey, whole time, she
- 1:32:50Speaker 3: dating the work husband, and she's gonna suck you up.
- 1:32:53Speaker 3: She dating the work husband.
- 1:32:55Speaker 4: In the next episode. I got a work husband question.
- 1:32:58Speaker 4: We'll talk about that later. They gonna do that on
- 1:33:01Speaker 4: this episode.
- 1:33:02Speaker 2: But she's dating her birth husband.
- 1:33:04Speaker 4: You know, he waiting like he I know my work
- 1:33:06Speaker 4: husband had more than my damn uh my real life
- 1:33:09Speaker 4: nigga at home.
- 1:33:09Speaker 3: I'm gonna tell you that, baby, I'm going over he
- 1:33:13Speaker 3: cheating on you. It's okay. It is all right, what's next? Shawna?
- 1:33:17Speaker 4: And then next thing you know, your ass has bent
- 1:33:19Speaker 4: over on your lunch break in the back seat of
- 1:33:21Speaker 4: the city call. That's what they say.
- 1:33:27Speaker 3: I love and you is wrong. I don't want to
- 1:33:30Speaker 3: be he right. Be any right means being without you?
- 1:33:36Speaker 3: What rather than you? Wrong? Dude?
- 1:33:38Speaker 2: Was in the commercial what's next?
- 1:33:41Speaker 4: I was the last question birthday questions.
- 1:33:47Speaker 2: Happy birthday.
- 1:33:49Speaker 4: First of all, let me tell you this, that's is
- 1:33:51Speaker 4: forty second Birthdayve.
- 1:33:52Speaker 3: Me a bitch, fuck you you're older than me. Oh yeah,
- 1:33:54Speaker 3: you're right. First of all, I can forget. I'm the
- 1:33:58Speaker 3: big sister from both Listen, could both of use niggas.
- 1:34:01Speaker 3: Here's the funny thing. No, both, this has been an
- 1:34:04Speaker 3: amazing birthday. This has been a funny, funny birthday.
- 1:34:07Speaker 4: That's your first birthday. Is a daddy and it's all.
- 1:34:12Speaker 3: And I'm gonna say this right now. So y'all, So y'all,
- 1:34:14Speaker 3: niggas hear me, Fuck y'all because I gotta deal. I
- 1:34:16Speaker 3: gotta deal with a crime. Baby after this, my man
- 1:34:19Speaker 3: getting shots anyway, think gonna be all right? Yeah, no,
- 1:34:25Speaker 3: let's go so as we do. You know every time
- 1:34:29Speaker 3: one of the hosts has a birthday. The other two
- 1:34:32Speaker 3: hosts will ask the person one question each.
- 1:34:35Speaker 2: You know, I'm bringing in the new year and stuff.
- 1:34:37Speaker 2: So you are thirty eight years old? My nigga have birthday?
- 1:34:41Speaker 3: Damn that's great. People.
- 1:34:44Speaker 2: Y'all going to slow creep to forty. So still a
- 1:34:49Speaker 2: nice So you three months away? I'm still a nice,
- 1:34:52Speaker 2: lovely thirty seven. I don't know what y'all bitch.
- 1:34:54Speaker 4: Is talking about?
- 1:34:55Speaker 3: You close?
- 1:34:56Speaker 4: You three months away?
- 1:34:57Speaker 2: What did Brandy say? Almost doesn't countes?
- 1:35:03Speaker 3: Hey? Yo yo? Why didn't I said? What can I
- 1:35:06Speaker 3: get away? And say? What you got? I don't know
- 1:35:10Speaker 3: from the hood. That's crazy, okay from park right now
- 1:35:19Speaker 3: now it says bitches, it's bitches?
- 1:35:24Speaker 2: What okay? What haysting? Well, we'll see how I feel
- 1:35:36Speaker 2: because I may take that out. The series just started
- 1:35:38Speaker 2: talking now hat it's bitches, it's me bitches?
- 1:35:46Speaker 3: So what.
- 1:35:49Speaker 2: I'm sorry? So happy birthday, brother. You know, appreciate you
- 1:35:56Speaker 2: say all the time. We appreciate you for stepping in
- 1:35:58Speaker 2: a key spot. And and now we're closing in on
- 1:36:01Speaker 2: the hundred episodes of this podcast, and.
- 1:36:03Speaker 3: Who child.
- 1:36:06Speaker 4: Subscribe?
- 1:36:07Speaker 3: We need some We need some money.
- 1:36:11Speaker 2: Jane and Jackson. It's funny how time flies when you're
- 1:36:13Speaker 2: talking ship and listening to the motherfuckers with audacity or
- 1:36:16Speaker 2: something like that. So that since it's.
- 1:36:25Speaker 3: What you mind.
- 1:36:27Speaker 2: When was two hours in with this, we're going to
- 1:36:33Speaker 2: uh birthday questions and uh shauna ladies. First, what is
- 1:36:37Speaker 2: your birthday question for?
- 1:36:39Speaker 3: All right? I guess I won't be ratchet? Did you?
- 1:36:41Speaker 3: Maybe I might have? No? Okay, so let's see this
- 1:36:48Speaker 3: one is fun.
- 1:36:49Speaker 4: If you were to create a signature birthday cocktail, what
- 1:36:54Speaker 4: would be in it?
- 1:36:55Speaker 3: And what would you name it? Listen?
- 1:37:03Speaker 2: Okay, so I'm everybody's favorite ball atten this nightmare?
- 1:37:06Speaker 3: Okay? First of all, no man, so try to kill you.
- 1:37:12Speaker 4: I just want you to have fun.
- 1:37:14Speaker 3: Yeah, sure, do you remember n I'll call it the
- 1:37:16Speaker 3: Kings Cup, and you know how you play that card
- 1:37:20Speaker 3: game Kings. Yeah, niggas hated when I made the cup
- 1:37:23Speaker 3: because I put I put every everything that we got
- 1:37:26Speaker 3: in it. However, I was young, I was young, inexperienced,
- 1:37:31Speaker 3: and you know, I just believe that I can drink,
- 1:37:32Speaker 3: you know, we can just drink everything. No more. Sorry,
- 1:37:34Speaker 3: we can't drink like that no more.
- 1:37:36Speaker 2: However, now I will probably I'll probably mix.
- 1:37:42Speaker 3: And see.
- 1:37:44Speaker 2: Lost me some Hennessy tailorport.
- 1:37:48Speaker 3: That's another thing, tailorporter.
- 1:37:51Speaker 2: Hey you outside on top of a car and will
- 1:37:55Speaker 2: Afford tour.
- 1:37:57Speaker 3: And see teleport some mad Dog twenty twenty.
- 1:38:06Speaker 4: Oh my god, Aaron, see I saw you?
- 1:38:08Speaker 3: He trying to kill people?
- 1:38:09Speaker 2: Want you do you want your little bit of turn
- 1:38:11Speaker 2: out your body and walk the funk away with a
- 1:38:13Speaker 2: hand on and the briefcase pointing.
- 1:38:16Speaker 4: A bag on his on the stick over thrown over
- 1:38:19Speaker 4: his shoulder.
- 1:38:19Speaker 3: That sometimes you gotta pop out on the show, niggas.
- 1:38:23Speaker 4: But yeah, you going to the hospital, going to the hospital, Hennessy,
- 1:38:29Speaker 4: tailor port and mad though, yeah with some simply Morgan.
- 1:38:34Speaker 3: David, are you fucking getting me? Nigga?
- 1:38:40Speaker 4: You mind with some ciscoing there at this point Thunderbird nine.
- 1:38:45Speaker 3: Bananas and that this point? Who's going there at this point?
- 1:38:51Speaker 3: Not not not this new fur lookalver.
- 1:38:52Speaker 2: You need the old ship.
- 1:38:53Speaker 3: It sounds like you can start your card with that ship.
- 1:38:57Speaker 3: And first of all, for all these young kids, Jo
- 1:39:00Speaker 3: Cisco was liquid cocaine. I don't give a fuck with
- 1:39:03Speaker 3: nobody says that ship had cocaine in it.
- 1:39:07Speaker 4: You think Hennessy has fighting juice Cisco. You're gonna fight,
- 1:39:11Speaker 4: throw up in the past, the funk off, that's what's
- 1:39:14Speaker 4: Then you're gonna wait for corner and wonder while everybody
- 1:39:17Speaker 4: is fucking mad at you and they're gonna show up.
- 1:39:19Speaker 4: See back when Cisco, we ain't have no fucking camraphones
- 1:39:24Speaker 4: and Ship had camp quarters, okay, and they put that
- 1:39:28Speaker 4: video in that Beta Max and they playing that.
- 1:39:31Speaker 3: It showed you the dumb ship that you was fucking doing.
- 1:39:35Speaker 3: She lost your fucking mind. And Yo, you know what,
- 1:39:40Speaker 3: I think I probably called it about last night.
- 1:39:44Speaker 2: Because you remember Ship, you didn't.
- 1:39:45Speaker 4: I ain't gonna remember goddamn thing.
- 1:39:48Speaker 3: Nigga thinking he done something like Chris Brown and Yank
- 1:39:52Speaker 3: like touch we know for some time. Okay, time isn't
- 1:40:01Speaker 3: my turn, sir, Stop playing. I mean, unless you know,
- 1:40:04Speaker 3: unless you all know.
- 1:40:06Speaker 2: You got another one and you just.
- 1:40:07Speaker 3: Got the one, that's it.
- 1:40:11Speaker 2: Okay. If I think of another winner, Okay, I'm gonna
- 1:40:15Speaker 2: keep it wholesome like normally. Dude, Dude, dode, we did
- 1:40:19Speaker 2: and we did for you. You can do one wholesome
- 1:40:21Speaker 2: and won't ratchet on man, what are you grateful for
- 1:40:24Speaker 2: on your birthday?
- 1:40:26Speaker 3: Honestly? To still be doing this ship with y'all, still
- 1:40:30Speaker 3: be doing this ship with y'all. Uh my shid like
- 1:40:35Speaker 3: my son, oh yeah, like I mean to be to
- 1:40:38Speaker 3: be honest, little but to be honest niggas, Like you know,
- 1:40:46Speaker 3: she was in a place for her thinking that she
- 1:40:47Speaker 3: wasn't gonna be it wasn't gonna happen, whereas though I'm like, hey,
- 1:40:53Speaker 3: give the time of it happened, like you know, like
- 1:40:55Speaker 3: I don't like until you know, until doctors be like
- 1:40:59Speaker 3: this isn't no, this isn't you know, this isn't the possibility,
- 1:41:02Speaker 3: This isn't gonna happen.
- 1:41:03Speaker 2: Like you know, I was like it didn't boom.
- 1:41:06Speaker 3: Here you go lucky number thirteen thirteen years together and
- 1:41:08Speaker 3: it's like boom, baby, Yeah, so you know I'm on
- 1:41:13Speaker 3: this train. I'm like, I'm on this train. Like I
- 1:41:14Speaker 3: said earlier, like everything he do, I mean to me,
- 1:41:18Speaker 3: everything he do is amazing. Like I feel like my
- 1:41:21Speaker 3: son be shitting on all of them, be shipping on
- 1:41:23Speaker 3: the babies that I that I work with, and it's
- 1:41:25Speaker 3: like yo, because he doing you know, he doing things
- 1:41:28Speaker 3: that like at an advanced stage where I mean at
- 1:41:31Speaker 3: an early age where you know, some of the stuff
- 1:41:34Speaker 3: will be happen in like you know, six months, not months,
- 1:41:37Speaker 3: you know what I mean. Like he was he was
- 1:41:39Speaker 3: already sleeping on like from the boom, like he was
- 1:41:42Speaker 3: alreadys sleeping on the stomach. He was already on me, crawling,
- 1:41:46Speaker 3: you know, trying to get out the trying to get
- 1:41:48Speaker 3: out the incubating and the Q like he he's a
- 1:41:53Speaker 3: very energetic person and as he should be. And it's
- 1:41:58Speaker 3: like I do, I do understand, and like you know
- 1:42:01Speaker 3: what my mother was saying, like yo, we'll be looking
- 1:42:02Speaker 3: at him like y'all I made you, you did, and
- 1:42:07Speaker 3: you're gonna be an asshole, just like he was at
- 1:42:11Speaker 3: that age, Like you're gonna be an asshole and we're
- 1:42:16Speaker 3: gonna have to, you know, we're gonna have your mama's
- 1:42:18Speaker 3: attitude in your father's mouth.
- 1:42:21Speaker 2: And we're gonna have to. We're gonna have to.
- 1:42:23Speaker 3: And we're gonna put you in the class cause to
- 1:42:25Speaker 3: teach you how to fight, because I'm pretty sure you're
- 1:42:27Speaker 3: gonna say some shit that's gonna hurt somebody feelings and
- 1:42:30Speaker 3: they ain't gonna know how to They ain't gonna know
- 1:42:31Speaker 3: how to react to that. Other than the other didn't.
- 1:42:33Speaker 4: Fight and tell him to take it off, take it
- 1:42:34Speaker 4: up my own team, but she.
- 1:42:38Speaker 3: Don't get FuG But it's like I ain't never been
- 1:42:43Speaker 3: so ready for no crazy, like, you know, for the
- 1:42:45Speaker 3: crazy shit to happen, you know, especially when like specially
- 1:42:48Speaker 3: with him. It's like, yo, I can't wait. I can't
- 1:42:50Speaker 3: wait for Macarona jewelry. I can't wait for the you know,
- 1:42:55Speaker 3: all the artwork, all the crazy ass a circle in it.
- 1:42:59Speaker 2: But oh, it's a house. But what are you talking about?
- 1:43:06Speaker 3: I'm sorry, you know what I'm saying. It's like, no,
- 1:43:09Speaker 3: but you asked me what I'm grateful for, and it's
- 1:43:12Speaker 3: like for my you know, having my son, you know,
- 1:43:15Speaker 3: being you know, accident to dad.
- 1:43:18Speaker 2: And I went away and came back and I'm like what, okay,
- 1:43:23Speaker 2: I'm really sorry, Hey, y ladies and gentlemen. This is
- 1:43:27Speaker 2: why that's why we wouldn't.
- 1:43:29Speaker 3: I mean, this is the branded that I needed when
- 1:43:31Speaker 3: when we was younger, because this nigga would stay sobering
- 1:43:33Speaker 3: with a camera. It's like, nah, nigga, you cannot be
- 1:43:35Speaker 3: only sober motherfucker in here not taking pictures. Bitch had
- 1:43:39Speaker 3: all the damn dirt, all that all this ship is locked.
- 1:43:42Speaker 2: Up in my Facebook album.
- 1:43:46Speaker 3: True Ship.
- 1:43:47Speaker 4: Let me not talk ship because I'm umbo certain its
- 1:43:52Speaker 4: some fucking moments that I don't want to talk about, of.
- 1:43:54Speaker 2: Course, so is that it.
- 1:44:00Speaker 3: Shout out something most this nigga was wholesome and.
- 1:44:02Speaker 4: Shit, I mean, I'm always wholesome, but Duck can pull
- 1:44:06Speaker 4: druped and shut up and hoot the motherfucker up.
- 1:44:11Speaker 3: That's it.
- 1:44:11Speaker 2: Okay, That's all I got for you. It goes up
- 1:44:14Speaker 2: there with hey, hey, hey, all right. So with that
- 1:44:21Speaker 2: being said, uh, we're gonna reap the show here. If
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- 1:45:17Speaker 2: So we enjoyed doing this ship.
- 1:45:18Speaker 3: We enjoy cracking up and talking ship, and we want
- 1:45:21Speaker 3: to we want to hope that y'all, you know you
- 1:45:23Speaker 3: enjoy listening to what the Fuck's wrong with your face? Sir?
- 1:45:29Speaker 3: He's thinking something on his damn phone?
- 1:45:31Speaker 2: Yeah?
- 1:45:31Speaker 3: I was so oh ship. Right.
- 1:45:36Speaker 2: So with that being said, we thank y'all for listening.
- 1:45:39Speaker 2: We love y'all, and we will be back next week
- 1:45:43Speaker 2: with the all new episode. Bye y'all fight
- 1:46:00Speaker 3: H