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Whackhead Prank: No... yes? · Darren “Whackhead” Simpson’s prank calls on Kfm Mornings

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  Speaker 1: Gooday. I'm calling you as a valued customer. Yeah, so
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  Speaker 1: I wanting to let you know about the fantastic offer
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  Speaker 1: we've got currently at this moment. What contract are you
• 0:13
  Speaker 1: currently on, mister Tony. I'm sorry to talk one thousand
• 0:19
  Speaker 1: the fact that you've currently got a contract. Hello, gooday,
• 0:27
  Speaker 1: mister Tony. Sorry the signal seemed to dropped out there.
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  Speaker 1: We apologize for that, sir, so as I was saying,
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  Speaker 1: they talk one thousand package that you're on, very good package.
• 0:39
  Speaker 1: But the real interest here is converting you to Are
• 0:42
  Speaker 1: you already got a two contracts? I'm I have two
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  Speaker 1: phones and two contracts. Well say, some people have two phones,
• 0:50
  Speaker 1: but enough. I've got a gun in my one pocket,
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  Speaker 1: I've got a knot in my other pocket, and I've
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  Speaker 1: got keys in the other pocket, and I've got a
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  Speaker 1: fund space for one for not two phons. Okay, so
• 0:59
  Speaker 1: I totally understand. No, No, I'm not interested, Thanks, buddy,
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  Speaker 1: I spend enough money with the excuse me, sir, No,
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  Speaker 1: I'm saying, hello, if you just give me a little
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  Speaker 1: bit more time, I can convert you. I promise you.
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  Speaker 1: You can't convert me, Yes, sir, can convince me. You
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  Speaker 1: mean listen someone else. I'm not interested. Okay, my name
• 1:20
  Speaker 1: is not Buddy. My name's Pravesh. That is correct, sir.
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  Speaker 1: No proves not sunshine. Don't play with me, buddy. Do
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  Speaker 1: you just want to relax just a little bit? Okay?
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  Speaker 1: You know what. I would appreciate your cooperation and just
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  Speaker 1: chilling out a bit, please, sir. I think I need
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  Speaker 1: to play you something just to help you relax just
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  Speaker 1: a little bit, so you can just leave me alone.
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  Speaker 1: I just listened to this, please, sir, if you can
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  Speaker 1: just listen to calm you down, this little canuck listen
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  Speaker 1: to soothe your mind me music? So did that calm
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  Speaker 1: you down at all? Listen? If you find me back,
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  Speaker 1: I'll find out to your honor. Okay, so you sound
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  Speaker 1: too much of angry. Let me play some other music.
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  Speaker 1: Just take a listen and chill pil chill pills. What
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  Speaker 1: do you want? Don't you understand English? I can understand
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  Speaker 1: English perfectly. Of well, I just was hoping to get
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  Speaker 1: you at a more relaxed state. We maybe yeah your voice.
• 2:45
  Speaker 1: Let's so you must understand my training teaches me to
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  Speaker 1: turn a no into a yes, sir, Because so if
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  Speaker 1: you are angry, I've got some better music I can
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  Speaker 1: play you if you learn me music. One more tim,
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  Speaker 1: I just put the phone down so you can do
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  Speaker 1: what you want. Just think you're going into a nice
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  Speaker 1: quiet place. Hey, if you're playing music now, ye, just
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  Speaker 1: listen to this nice beautiful music will soothe you. Would
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  Speaker 1: you prefer the nice soothing dolphins sounds? Hold on, I'm
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  Speaker 1: just gonna play a bit of music. Hey, okay, if
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  Speaker 1: you just coup, if you just calm down, I'll play
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  Speaker 1: you some nice dolphins sounds that normally works. You don't
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  Speaker 1: understand me. I don't want to hear your music. No,
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  Speaker 1: shut it. Listen to the dolphins. You use a nice
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  Speaker 1: soothing ocean sounds. You're gonna yes, just come down, Hey,
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  Speaker 1: just leave me alone. So I'm gonna play another little
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  Speaker 1: piece of music. Hey, no, say, this music is not
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  Speaker 1: for you. Just put the phone down. Okay, So tell
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  Speaker 1: me about your music.
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  Speaker 2: I'm gonna put the pune down to.
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  Speaker 1: You, okay, so just listen this time. This music is
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  Speaker 1: not for you. It's for me. Okay. I just need
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  Speaker 1: to come to no then I can continue talking. I
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  Speaker 1: need to calm myself down quickly because I'm comb your
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  Speaker 1: top down and then find me back and then I
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  Speaker 1: can see you again. I'm going into a nice quiet
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  Speaker 1: place and time. It's a lovely world that I'm sitting in.
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  Speaker 1: I'm about to Yes, all solve your problem? Yes, okay,
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  Speaker 1: now we can continue our conversing. Hello, Tony, it's wor
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  Speaker 1: since it How are you my man? Yes, I am
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  Speaker 1: your buddy, Alex set you up. I was wondering, now,
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  Speaker 1: who's this? Listen?
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  Speaker 2: I do my telemarketing course on Mondays and Tuesdays every
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  Speaker 2: week on how to turn and know into a yes.
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  Speaker 1: Great song selections by the way, Well.
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  Speaker 2: You know, sometimes you need to just calm the customer down.
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  Speaker 2: And what better way than with music and dolphins. If
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  Speaker 2: all else flails flails and fail, pop this into their ears.