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Barra's Bits - Ian Chappell Roan · Lisa & Russell

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  Speaker 1: When you hit off with your mates and you just
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  Speaker 1: crack gags. Added a lot of colour, humour. Time. He
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  Speaker 1: went to boss level.
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  Speaker 2: For barra's bids.
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  Speaker 1: Have some of this. Bang.
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  Speaker 2: Gold 96 FM.
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  Speaker 1: It was the $ 101 million. $ 100 million. Probably, I reckon,
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  Speaker 1: arguably the funniest moment in the 59-year history of Telethon happened. Actually,
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  Speaker 1: I'll go into it later on. Keep that audio great, man.
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  Speaker 2: Yes.
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  Speaker 1: Katie Brown and Shane Crawford and Vic Park. I think
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  Speaker 1: on Albany Highway. What's going on?
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  Speaker 2: It was a busy road. It is a busy road.
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  Speaker 1: It was the bloke in the towel. Anyway, we'll get
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  Speaker 1: to that. But let's get back to sports. So cricket,
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  Speaker 1: range sport the first day and the second test.
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  Speaker 2: Yes.
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  Speaker 1: At the city formerly known as Port Elizabeth. So they've
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  Speaker 1: changed the name.
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  Speaker 2: Of the place. Oh, have they?
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  Speaker 1: Yes, they have.
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  Speaker 2: I have no idea.
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  Speaker 1: We'll get to that in a moment. And Scott Boland
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  Speaker 1: was the star. He's bowled 13 overs and they dropped
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  Speaker 1: Nathan Lyon, one of the world's best spinners. So pretty amazing.
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  Speaker 1: Probably his two for 20 when rain stopped play. But
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  Speaker 1: as you said, Scotty Boland made his comeback, right? at
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  Speaker 1: the place formerly known as Port Elizabeth. He took two
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  Speaker 1: wickets and two balls. He was back in business before
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  Speaker 1: any of us could work out how to pronounce the
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  Speaker 1: name of the joint. It was unbelievable. So I went
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  Speaker 1: to our mate, Julian. Oh, okay. And just have a listen.
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  Speaker 1: And I'm hoping that Ryan says it on the news tonight.
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  Speaker 1: And during the week, I have to say it because
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  Speaker 1: it's going to be really good fun.
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  Speaker 2: Have a listen.
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  Speaker 1: This is a very specific way of pronouncing things with
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  Speaker 1: this very specific click sound. I bear her.
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  Speaker 2: Noberka. Noberka. Noberka. Did you get that? Noberka. So why
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  Speaker 2: don't you just refer to it? Well, I'm not in
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  Speaker 2: the gods must be crazy. Why don't you just refer
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  Speaker 2: to it as the city formerly known as Port Elizabeth?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that'll do.
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  Speaker 2: That's true.
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  Speaker 1: What's that movie again? Gods Must Be Crazy. I shouldn't laugh.
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  Speaker 1: I don't think we're meant to. No, I reckon Scotty
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  Speaker 1: Bowman got two wickets. It was a comedy.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, but it was a comedy.
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  Speaker 1: I know, but you know we're not allowed to laugh anymore.
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  Speaker 2: Laughing's out.
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  Speaker 1: It's been cancelled. Is that PC?
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  Speaker 2: Sorry, we have.
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  Speaker 1: Please, Lisa. Scotty Boland, I'm tired. So I'm going to
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  Speaker 1: get away with, Barrow was very overwrought after Telethon. So
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  Speaker 1: that's why he said it. I put a bad read, Lisa.
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  Speaker 1: What was her excuse? Scotty Boland took two wickets out. Jabira,
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  Speaker 1: whatever it's called.
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  Speaker 2: Port Elizabeth.
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  Speaker 1: I can't wait. Tune in for the news tonight after
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  Speaker 1: Ryan announces the 100 billion, wait, a million, sorry.
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  Speaker 2: You messed it up as well.
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  Speaker 1: All right. Wait till he tells us where South Africa
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  Speaker 1: were playing. It's two wickets and two balls, though, for
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  Speaker 1: the great man, Scotty Boland. That's good. And us dislocating
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  Speaker 1: our tongues when we get to the news. You should
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  Speaker 1: have stopped laughing. I've had no sleep. Alex Pearce. Purple Jesus.
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  Speaker 1: He's not going anywhere, is he? I can't. Why not?
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  Speaker 1: It's his hair. You can't.
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  Speaker 2: No, Barrett, Barrett, you're here. We can. Okay.
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  Speaker 1: I've been saying it for years.
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  Speaker 2: You might not be able to at Channel 7, but
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  Speaker 2: you can here.
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  Speaker 1: I can.
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  Speaker 2: This is a safe space.
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  Speaker 1: I don't see why I can't. Is this rehearsal? This
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  Speaker 1: must be rehearsal. That's too bad.
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  Speaker 2: Charlie, we're losing them.
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  Speaker 1: Hello, hello. All right, Alex Pearce to re-sign with the Dockers,
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  Speaker 1: I believe. The Tasmanian temptation. He prefers, you know, purple
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  Speaker 1: to apples or something. Cappuccinos to cold weather. But he's
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  Speaker 1: from there and they've thrown everything at him. Cockers to
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  Speaker 1: patty melons. Be very careful. A patty melon is like
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  Speaker 1: a little movie.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, sweet. You're the best.
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  Speaker 1: So his teammate was amazing on Telethon too, Patrick Voss.
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  Speaker 1: Guess what he, what do you reckon he would have done?
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  Speaker 1: On Telethon?
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  Speaker 2: It's Telethon.
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  Speaker 1: I know what he did. What did he do?
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  Speaker 2: He sang Pink Pony Club. And he took his shirt off. Oh,
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  Speaker 2: he took his gear off?
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  Speaker 1: By Ian Chappell.
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  Speaker 2: Of course.
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  Speaker 1: It's Ian Chappell Rowan, is it? Chappell Rowan. Not Ian
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  Speaker 1: Chappell Rowan.
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  Speaker 2: That's better than being Trevor Chappell Rowan.
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  Speaker 1: That's underhanded there, Russell. Never had a day of fun
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  Speaker 1: in her life. Anyway, so he sang that. But he also,
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  Speaker 1: I guess, what else he would have done? What? A
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  Speaker 1: Ben Cousins special. What would that be? He took his
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  Speaker 1: shirt off. He took his shirt off.
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  Speaker 2: Of course.
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  Speaker 1: It's telephone. He hasn't got big, what do they call pecs? Pecs.
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  Speaker 1: He hasn't got big pecs.
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  Speaker 2: They're flat. Don't grab yours because yours are quite large.
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  Speaker 1: Mine were big. Yes, we're back on track. So with
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  Speaker 1: the sport, AFLW, Eagles probably can't play finals now. They
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  Speaker 1: lost yesterday, so that's pretty tough for them. But the
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  Speaker 1: Dockers are holding on to eighth spot. And a friend
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  Speaker 1: of mine, Craig McNaughton, his daughter, Noah McNaughton, was the
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  Speaker 1: absolute star. And she celebrated beautifully at Coburn. So well
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  Speaker 1: done to them. The Rugby League World Cup is on.
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  Speaker 1: It's just rating it unbelievably well. It's actually on seven.
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  Speaker 1: And I'm not just saying that because it's on seven.
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  Speaker 1: It's incredible. But England are here with Tonga. And this
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  Speaker 1: is unbelievable, Lise. We go to training, right? Yeah. And
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  Speaker 1: you ready for it? Yeah. The king turned up. Of Tonga?
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  Speaker 1: The king of Tonga. Okay. His name is His Majesty
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  Speaker 1: King Tupu VI. Right. And the crown prince, Tupapoto Ulukulalala,
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  Speaker 1: he fronted as well. And they were wearing their, you know.
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  Speaker 1: Their Tongan finery. Their gear, yeah. And I just thought, oh,
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  Speaker 1: there's some Tongan blokes.
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  Speaker 2: And the cheer squad, you know, doing the traditional dress.
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  Speaker 1: It was the king and the crown prince or whatever.
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  Speaker 1: And when they're watching, you get it right.
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  Speaker 2: You have to lift.
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  Speaker 1: They did lift. That's a very good line. 18,000 at
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  Speaker 1: HPF Park in Perth. That's great. And the place and
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  Speaker 1: the singing and the vibe and the happiness and, You know,
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  Speaker 1: it was just amazing. And then that night, so we're
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  Speaker 1: at the Telethon Ball, you know, that Telethon Ball that
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  Speaker 1: I think they raised.
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  Speaker 2: $ 25 million. $ 25 million just for the ball? On one night, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, good Lord. So many great, generous people. Anyway, the
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  Speaker 1: Tongan Prime Minister wandered in as well.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, really?
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  Speaker 1: Okay. But in my opinion, I've just got to mention
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  Speaker 1: Telethon for one moment. I just want to say thanks
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  Speaker 1: to everyone who donated, of course, as well. Sorry.
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  Speaker 2: As soon as you say it, the theme always happens.
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  Speaker 2: It's an unbelievable title.
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  Speaker 1: The conga line. But in my opinion, arguably the funniest thing.
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  Speaker 2: All the time.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe, probably even funnier than Stuart Wagstaff and Graham Kennedy.
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  Speaker 1: Nothing was funnier than Stuart Wagstaff and Bobby Limbaugh. Remember
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  Speaker 1: they took their gear off for the first time? Yes, absolutely.
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  Speaker 1: What are you doing, Graham Kennedy? Get your gear back on. Anyway,
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  Speaker 1: so they lobbed at this house. They were giving a car.
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  Speaker 1: So Katie Brown and Shane Crawford were giving a car
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  Speaker 1: away and they lobbed in Vic Park, just off sort
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  Speaker 1: of Albany Highway there. Yep. Z Cooper, the mum, answered
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  Speaker 1: the door in her bare feet and Shane just took
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  Speaker 1: over the joint, right? Yeah. Shane Crawford stormed into the house.
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  Speaker 1: Her son thought the place was being robbed, so he
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  Speaker 1: comes out in his towel, right?
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  Speaker 2: He's got nothing on him. That's quite a weapon, that towel.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Shane brought him out and put
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  Speaker 1: him in the car. You've got to Google it, ladies
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  Speaker 1: and gentlemen. It was the funniest thing. I've seen it
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  Speaker 1: on Sunrise more often than I saw Chris Rock get
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  Speaker 1: slapped by Will Smith this morning. I've seen it more
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  Speaker 1: times than that car that fell down the car lift
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  Speaker 1: in West Perth.
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  Speaker 2: I've seen it all.
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  Speaker 1: All right. All right. Okay. We're milking it. But Amir Cooper, mate,
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  Speaker 1: he's a legend. Amir, if you're here, if you're listening,
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  Speaker 1: ring in, will you? Because the guys will talk to you.
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  Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure he's a waffle. You're out of prizes. Mate,
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  Speaker 1: he's famous. He's famous. Oh, and then just to compose
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  Speaker 1: myself for one second, can I also say? Yes. The
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  Speaker 1: other powerful, unbelievable, emotional moment was when Mr. Stokes hugged
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  Speaker 1: my little mate Aidan. Did you see that?
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  Speaker 2: He's a little legend.
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  Speaker 1: Can you?
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  Speaker 2: Aidan was like.
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  Speaker 1: Yes!
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  Speaker 2: $ 5 million. Aidan's done the maths too.
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  Speaker 1: He knew what it meant.
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  Speaker 2: He knew that it had broken the record.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah. He knew. He knew.
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  Speaker 2: That was the best foot ever.
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  Speaker 1: We've done it. And he's got the, you know, the
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  Speaker 1: breathing thing. Absolutely. Unbelievable. But to see Kerry, this media giant, billionaire,
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  Speaker 1: my boss, our boss, just being a human being, showing
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  Speaker 1: a little boy some love. She's about to cry.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: It was just. Mate, we were so touched. So emotional.
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  Speaker 2: It was an amazing telling. Well done. Aidan did a
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  Speaker 2: magnificent job. Yeah, and Aidan. All the kids.
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  Speaker 1: He'll be so tired too because he's like an energizer
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  Speaker 1: bunny because when he doesn't get on the machine that
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  Speaker 1: helps him breathe, whatever it's called, he needs to go
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  Speaker 1: back to that to pump himself back up.
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  Speaker 2: Right.
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  Speaker 1: And if he doesn't, he gets really flat. So straight
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  Speaker 1: after that, I'm sure he would have been out the
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  Speaker 1: back on the machine.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, well done, everyone. Thank you so much. And it
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  Speaker 1: was great to break the record. But it was more
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  Speaker 1: important that we're raising money for the kids.
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  Speaker 2: 101 million. Brilliant.
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  Speaker 1: Saving lives.
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  Speaker 2: Thank you, guys. Catch you Wednesday.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, see you then. Bye.