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- 0:05I'm laughing to myself because, you know, I'll sit on the couch
- 0:09for a couple hours and then I'll go to work and later in the
- 0:16night I'll start scrolling through my social media or
- 0:19around lunchtime. And there's always that one
- 0:22person, always that one person that is just pissed at me
- 0:28because I'm happy. Hey, Wallace, nobody walks
- 0:32around with a coffee cup like that.
- 0:35Put that damn thing down. They're mad.
- 0:40They're mad at me. And I'm thinking to myself, hey,
- 0:44this is awesome. This must be a new guy because
- 0:47I've been holding this coffee cup up like this for a damn
- 0:50year. So they're just it's just goofy
- 0:55as hell, right? So anyway that I just it just it
- 1:01it, it works reverse for me. When people get mad at me for
- 1:04holding my coffee cup up, I'm like, oh, they're brand new
- 1:08because I've been doing this for a year.
- 1:11All right, a couple things to talk about today.
- 1:15So Consumer Cellular, Consumer Cellular, the cell phones
- 1:22breaking news this morning and NASCAR, NASCAR, people are going
- 1:27wild on social media. Who would have thought that a
- 1:31cell phone coming back with Brad Keselowski's name all over it
- 1:37for $20.00 a month. So Adam Stern reports that
- 1:44Consumer Cellular never heard of them.
- 1:48So that means that's working because I've never heard of
- 1:51Consumer Cellular, but Adam Stern reports that that company
- 1:56has got a phone and it's got Brad Keselowski on it.
- 2:01It looks cool, just like the old days.
- 2:05You know, we used to, as they say, as they say, study your
- 2:10history because it repeats itself.
- 2:13You know, cell phones were huge in NASCAR and they made cell
- 2:17phones of all the drivers. But looks like it's back.
- 2:22So that's exciting. Check that out leads me to this.
- 2:28I went to Atlanta and Charlie Marlow is going to download my
- 2:34trip to Atlanta very soon. I made it a little difficult on
- 2:38him because I it was like in 30 second or one minute and 32nd
- 2:43little snips, little you know, videos.
- 2:46So he's got to edit it all together, but look out for that.
- 2:49It's coming out soon. It, it shows me leaving the
- 2:55airport, getting on the plane, landing in Atlanta and
- 2:59everything I do what, what does it take me to do to go do
- 3:03trackside live? So, so when we were circling
- 3:07around the racetrack in John Scootoni's airplane, you know,
- 3:11we're getting ready to land right next to the Atlanta
- 3:14Speedway and I noticed, I, I, I noticed all the, all the
- 3:21souvenir trailers. And I really noticed how later
- 3:26in the day people were lined up at the souvenir trailers like
- 3:30the old days. Then you, then you tie that
- 3:35together where everybody, I mean, I don't know if you've
- 3:38noticed it, but I've been signing literally thousands of
- 3:42trading cards. So respond right here, everybody
- 3:48there, there was a day that you know, and, and this is what did
- 3:54happen to NASCAR, right? The the die cast industry was
- 3:59overinflated. We've done plenty videos about
- 4:01that. So that the die cast went
- 4:04downhill. But then they they took those
- 4:06souvenir trailers out of the midway, which made the midway
- 4:11look empty. They got rid of, you know, our
- 4:14show NASCAR Race Day Fueled by Sunoco, NASCAR Race Day Fueled
- 4:22by Sunoco, then, you know, they got rid of that.
- 4:25So when you went behind the grandstands at the race tracks,
- 4:30there was this crazy six years or so where there was nothing.
- 4:34There was no souvenir trailers. There was no NASCAR Race Day
- 4:39Fueled by Sunoco TV show. And you looked around, you're
- 4:42like, what? What the hell happened in
- 4:43NASCAR? The optics look bad.
- 4:47So I noticed when I went to Atlanta, the circus was back and
- 4:52it made me smile, made me happy. And there were so many people
- 4:56lined up at those souvenir trailers.
- 4:59Hey, Louis. Louis, the legend.
- 5:04But anyway, what really made me happy is is the drivers.
- 5:09The NASCAR drivers were out at their souvenir trailer signing
- 5:13autographs for all you fans. I just think that's awesome.
- 5:18I just thought I'd, you know, bring that subject up.
- 5:21I've been signing thousands of trading cards.
- 5:24We've been documenting it. We've been making videos of it,
- 5:27showing you all and then looking at Atlanta now with, you know,
- 5:33we bought we, we've brought back trackside live.
- 5:37We'll be at Circuit of the America this this Sunday from
- 5:4111:12. So isn't it weird the whole
- 5:46NASCAR arena just really up like Hogan's goat?
- 5:50They, I mean, they, they screwed up so bad years ago and now, now
- 5:55they're making it right, Right. The souvenir trailers are back,
- 6:00Trackside Live is back. And the Midway's hopping, man,
- 6:03it's the place to be. Just made me happy.
- 6:08All right, the last thing on the docket today.
- 6:13Something went pretty, pretty cool yesterday for me. 20 years
- 6:18ago, you know, everybody thought Tom Cruise was going crazy.
- 6:23He went on the NBC morning show with Matt Lauer and he kind of,
- 6:30I guess you could say Tom Cruise at the time kind of scared
- 6:33people. Tom Cruise made a big deal about
- 6:36how you know Adderall. All Adderall does is cover up.
- 6:44What's really wrong with you and how Ritalin just covers up
- 6:52what's really wrong with you? And these drugs are very
- 6:54dangerous. And when these doctors prescribe
- 6:57these drugs, it's just really covering up what's really wrong
- 7:00with you. It doesn't get to the root of
- 7:03the problem. And somebody put that up there
- 7:07on X and I thought, I'm going to watch this because they they put
- 7:11me on Ritalin for a couple weeks.
- 7:15Now I want to be clear about something.
- 7:19This is very serious subject to me.
- 7:22And you, you know, I'm used to people laughing at me, but
- 7:25that's OK. But they, you know, Tom Cruise
- 7:30said to Matt Lauer, Matt, they're they're not getting to
- 7:33the root of the problem. Why are these people on
- 7:36Adderall? And we know the college kids
- 7:39take it, they call it Addie. Listen, I know all about
- 7:42Adderall. I got some friends that are on
- 7:44it and it destroyed them. It destroyed them.
- 7:47And I'm not going to go any deeper.
- 7:50And then the Ritalin I have they, they put it on me.
- 7:54God, how old was I? I was in about 5th or 6th grade.
- 7:57What was that? 910 years old?
- 8:00I don't know, something like that, 1112.
- 8:03But anyway, Tom Cruise says, you know, they're not getting to the
- 8:08root of the problem. You know what the root of the
- 8:10problem for me was? I was diagnosed, no lie,
- 8:15excessive happiness. Kenny Wallace, the child, he's
- 8:19too happy. He's too excited about life.
- 8:23He's just, he's so happy all the time.
- 8:25He he, he's, he's, he's excited, he's making friends and he's
- 8:29just driving us nuts. Can you calm this kid down?
- 8:38My diagnosis with my hand on the Bible My hand on the Bible,
- 8:44Kenny Wallace was excessive happiness and I my mother took
- 8:49me off of it right away after about two or three pills because
- 8:53it changed me right away and we talked about this before but
- 8:57it's all over X right now and if you go to my timeline there's a
- 9:01lot of people listen when I do autograph sessions or I do
- 9:04speeches, family members come up to me.
- 9:06Kenny Wallace, thank you so much for talking about your mother
- 9:10taking you off Ritalin. My kids, my kids real happy.
- 9:13He's he's jacked up on sun drop too.
- 9:16But you know, when you give people pills, I've never.
- 9:23And this is the truth. My hand on the Bible, on the
- 9:27death of me. This is the truth.
- 9:29I've never taken pills in my life.
- 9:32I've never taken pills in my life.
- 9:33This is me now here lately I've been taking 20 milligram
- 9:40pravastatin sodium just to make sure my cholesterol stays good
- 9:44because when you get older, you don't want your arteries to clog
- 9:47up. And, and I've been keeping my
- 9:49cholesterol under 200, but man, I eat like a rabbit and it's
- 9:53right around 200. The doctor said, well, Are you
- 9:55ready? I said, Yep, I'm ready because I
- 9:58I've run, you know, I run, I work out and I've broke my foot,
- 10:04I've fractured my feet and I'm like, I ain't running no more.
- 10:07And boy, I eat like a rabbit. So I'm finally for the first
- 10:11time in my life at almost 62 years old, taking a 20 milligram
- 10:15pravastatin sodium. But respond right here.
- 10:21I got somebody very close to me that got hooked on that Adderall
- 10:24and I know it's for you college kids and I know it's the focus,
- 10:28but it will you up. So kids, everybody, if
- 10:33somebody's too hyper and they're aggravating you, don't put them
- 10:36on drugs. That's dumb.
- 10:38That's dumb. All right, everybody, that was
- 10:43some mashed potatoes today. Mashed potatoes.
- 10:46We talked about damn cell phones.
- 10:48We talked about the souvenir industry, and we talked about
- 10:53stay off drugs, kids. Stay off drugs if you're
- 10:56aggravating your Mama. Hey mom, Dad, don't take your
- 11:00kid to some damn psychiatrist like they did with me because I
- 11:04was diagnosed. Excessive happiness.
- 11:07Kenny's too happy. He drives me crazy 'cause I'm
- 11:10miserable. Damn it.
- 11:13Have a great Tuesday, everybody.