Latest / The Hack Box / EP 110: Will Raiders be competitive? Ft. Erik
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- JRD: Alright, what's good? So you know what? We're just gonna jump right up into it. First things first, we gotta welcome our special guest, Eric. Eric, how you doing today, my boy? P: What's going on? I appreciate you guys having me. I'm I'm very excited to be here. I'm doing good. How are you? JRD: That's good. MAS: Yeah. JRD: We appreciate it. We appreciate you for coming to the Hackbox and because you're our guest, you're gonna start us off. Name a TV series that had the worst ending to you. P: Wow. right off the bat, huh? Okay. Well, me JRD: Yeah. P: personally I don't watch too many T V series. I'm more into sports, but I guess I was into Naruto for a little bit and you know, that one just totally fell off for me because they had the whole Kotsky arc, Matara arc, and then he suddenly fell off. So I pretty much stopped watching after that. That's it for me. JRD: Okay. All right. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you for that crazy take. We're gonna have P: Is that a JRD: JD go next. JD, let us know. Let us know. Don: I can agree with the Naruto. I used to watch that show all the time and Shipputin always started and finished at the same spot. But probably the worst ending show. Gotta be Game of Thrones, bro. Game of Thrones. That shit ended so bad. For like I think Game of JRD: Hmm... Hmm... Yeah. Don: Thrones probably the greatest show ever created, bro. But that ending was JRD: It's for sure up there. Don: disgusting. JRD: Understandably so. Moss? MAS: I'm gonna go Sopranos definitely one of the most random endings. Just literally goes to black screen. Just it's all weird. I I I think he yeah, JRD: Yeah, what do you think what happens when he goes to black does he die? MAS: he th someone came Brev: Ghacked. MAS: up and shot that place up for sure. That's what I JRD: Think so? Okay. MAS: think. Well maybe not shot the place up, but like came up and like at least hit him or something. JRD: right, brother. Brev: worst ending I've seen is probably How I Met Your Mother. Probably because it involved the two like I the two characters I liked the least on the show. And it just felt like it's called How I Met Your Mother, but it kind of briefly talks about the actual mother. And I don't like the way it ended. Yeah, that shit was terrible. JRD: Yeah, I forgot. I didn't like the character changing. The character P: Good point. JRD: arcs were great, but they just Brev: No, yeah. JRD: buttery back to how they were from first season. I was not a fan of that, so I drew me with that. Brev: I didn't like it. And I get it's like a good bookend to the series, but still, I don't know. Wasn't a fan JRD: Yeah. No. Brev: at all. JRD: No, I-I-I feel you. For me, would have to be... For me, would have to be, Snowfall. I don't know if you watched it, Snowfall was one of the worst... Snowfall P: What is snowfall? MAS: Yeah. JRD: was about this dude, like, you know, selling drugs and like comping, doing like the crack gun medevac and all that. You know, in the end he becomes a bum, loses all his money. I feel like... Don: Spoiler warning. JRD: It came out five years ago. If you haven't seen it, you probably do want to. But, um... Yeah. I guarantee... Rest in peace, John Singleton. You know, he was the writer and director of the show. When it first came out, he passed away and whoever took the reins for sure did not go with what John and Sigurd had envisioned. 100%. But you know, that's what I have. Don: Kinda like Disney with George Lucas. JRD: 100%, yeah. Perfect example. You know, so I know we gotta jump into it. What you gonna say? Don: actually hold up. episode nine was probably one of the worst endings too. It's not a T V series but just one of the worst endings. Brev: It's a series still. MAS: It technically sums up the Skywalker Don: One of the worst endings of everything. JRD: Yeah. MAS: saga. Brev: That shit was I'll never forget when we watched that shit. JRD: and why P: That's Don: The wor one of the worst one of the P: that's a good one. Don: worst things they can ever put in a movie theater was JRD: No, no, no, no, talk your shit. Why was it so bad for for the, um, for the Star Wars fans out there? Let them know. Don: Because Palpatine came back. Somehow Palpatine returned. JRD: Mmm. Don: The most ridiculous. Brev: Lazy. Don: my god. And like, I remember that one scene where she had like the little object and she had to put it over the mountain, and the outline of the object MAS: Ha ha ha ha. Don: was like the perfect fit for the skyline of the fucking mountains, and that's where she needed to go conveniently. She figured that out just by MAS: Yeah. Don: holding it up in the sky. I hate that movie, bro. That movie's so ass. Brev: That movie's fucking terrible, bro. It was so rushed too. JRD: Hmm hmm hmm P: We can all agree that Disney ruined Star Wars. They shouldn't even count that as I mean, come on, man. Don: I I mean, episode seven wasn't that bad. Yes they did. MAS: Disney didn't ruin Star Wars. Brev: yeah. Episode MAS: They ruin Brev: seven fire. MAS: they ruined the original six movies. No, they didn't ruin the movies, but they ru the story. P: I don't even know what episode seven is. Don: That's Force Awakens. Brev: Yeah, Force Awaken. MAS: But Disney has made great Star Wars content. JRD: I don't know what's over that much either. You're good, me either, Eric. P: Well no, I know about episodes one through six. I don't know about the Disney Star Wars, so JRD: ooooh, MAS: Yeah. JRD: he say he's a OG he's a OG th- you know we got Moss here he's the biggest Star Wars fan I know so you know Don: Fuck no. JRD: I'll say that again I said we got Moss here he's the biggest Star Brev: Yeah. MAS: Definitely. P: I see other at the red. JRD: Wars fan I know Don: He is not the biggest stars thing you know. JRD: Did you know someone else that I know that's a bigger Star Wars fan? MAS: I got that silence right there says it all. JRD: Oh, oh no, yeah, JD, I'm gonna have an opportunity. You're for sure a close second, but you're not on, you're not on, you're not on Miguel's level, but we're just gonna leave it at that. Don: How am I not on Miguel's level? Like, why how is he a level above me? Please explain to me. JRD: I'm just saying like for some if MAS: I think JRD: I wanted to like if I had a question about like Star Wars what was going on I was confused I'm gonna call my boy Moss I'm just like so like bro what's going on with this you know I just feel like his knowledge and understanding Don: Why? Why? Why? JRD: as far as was far more superior than yours you know Don: Why? What what make good MAS: But look, I'm gonna be I'm gonna be honest with you, right? Don: give you that horrible idea? MAS: No, no, no. But look, any question you have about any of the content except for probably rebels, you can go to JD and he'd probably be able to answer it. It's the more intricate details of the show and the interpretations of it that I think JRD: That's what I'm talking about here. Yeah. MAS: my viewpoint of it and again Don: How do you figure? MAS: look But look at no, but look at I like I said, my viewpoint. I'm not saying my viewpoint is the best or the right. Like there's no right and wrong. Interpretation is what it is. But I think in terms of how you analyze Star Wars, you should go to me. JRD: Mmm. Don: You're gonna give the most bias. You're the one that defends Disney religiously. You defend Disney P: That's Don: Star Wars religiously. Religiously. MAS: I am I am a devil's P: That's MAS: advocate and I am again like I Don: So Josh, hearing that, you're still gonna go to this biased guy. He's gonna be the one to tell you to go watch Boba Fett. He's gonna be the one to go tell you to watch Acolyte. P: I'm kinda withdrawing not MAS: See, but look, when he talks about no, but when he talks about defending P: like MAS: Disney, what I'm doing is defending the fact that it's literally made for kids. It's Disney now. When you think JRD: Yeah. MAS: of Disney, you think Mickey Mouse and little kids and stuff and all that. So bruh, it's Don: That's so that's not true, bro. Obviously they make P: I think what JRD: No, Don: content for kids to watch. P: Disney did is they just JRD: that's not P: tried to make money. they produce, that's what they did. JRD: true Marvel Well Disney has the Marvel MAS: Exactly. So why they're trying to make money. JRD: Well I have I'm sorry MAS: So why why are you gonna over analyze it? JRD: I don't know I think if now Disney is for sure showing They don't really care about kids that much anymore like if you look at Daredevil MAS: They're all the They're they're bad movies. Don: Can't that's that's whack. JRD: If you look at Daredevil if you look at Deadpool once they bought Marvel That is true All the Iron Man's are for sure Don: You can have content for kids can still be good, bro. Just because it's for kids doesn't mean it could be bad content. You know how many shows are for kids that are good? MAS: I that that doesn't yeah, what P: Right? MAS: What I'm saying doesn't negate that either, though. All I'm saying is that when certain content is like you say trash based on JRD: Gertrude's children. MAS: the plot, you can't be mad when there's these random little plot holes because to a kid they'll be like, that's cool, whatever. Like it's just it's not something that you need to over analyze to the point where you say where you say that that's what's ruined Star Wars. You never even seen Rebels. Don: I'm not going for that. Because Clone Wars is very good. Rebels was very good. And those were made for kids too initially. P: Yeah, thank you. Don: Rebels is still good. I don't need to watch it to know it's good. JRD: Mmm! MAS: I agree with that, but you still need to watch it 'cause it's it's literally j no, no. No you don't. P: I think the reason that there are plot holes. Don: I know all the main plot points. I know all the main plot points. I know all the characters. P: I think the reason that there's plot holes is because the Disney writers didn't really watch Star Wars. That's my argument. JRD: okay, yes, yes. That's my fault. I apologize for causing an argument, but let's get into like, you know, the World I'm on a loss for words, you know, I'm low key heartbroken. I don't understand how this happened. How could this happen? Whoever wants to take it away, they can go ahead and take it away. But that's all I gotta say about that. I'm on a loss for words. I'm holding back tears right now. MAS: Bruh. You shouldn't be lost for words. You should have seen it coming. Just Spain's a better team all around. to an average fan, like you wouldn't know any player on the team just like you would know Mbappe. Like he's clearly a house name at this point, like in terms of soccer fans. Any soccer fan knows who's who Mbappe is. But he it wasn't enough. They locked him up the whole game and Brev: Mm-hmm. MAS: I just think Spain's just a better team all around. Brev: Yeah, but JRD: anybody. Brev: even the the last World Cup, they were down two in the final, France. I think they still they still ended up losing the game but they forced extra time. MAS: Yeah. Brev: They came back but it just didn't happen today. I mean MAS: But what but what this does prove is everyone had their conspiracies. They were saying that they were trying to rewrite the same tournament ending and have France play Argentina and all those little conspiracies. So that that that storyline is out. But who do you guys got England versus Argentina? Don: Shit, bro. The way Argentina's been playing JRD: I have a song to answer your question, so you know, MAS: You wanna sing for us right now? JRD: I was at a bar, yeah, that really is not a song. I was at a bar in Long Beach, California. MAS: It was pub style. JRD: There's a very large Hispanic population. I don't gamble as much as I used to, but I had a few dollars to the crazy bet. It was like 10 to win a certain amount of money. The last leg was England versus Mexico. And this is what I said. One World Cup and two World Wars England England One World Cup MAS: Yeah. JRD: and two World Wars England all the way I didn't get beat up I did get some chirping but you know I gotta keep going with England Yeah, yeah Yeah One World- MAS: Wait, you saying that at the bar? Yeah, you're foolish. You're foolish. JRD: One World Cup and two World Wars England England One World- and two World Cups England all the way MAS: That's ballsy. JRD: yeah yeah yeah they've been cheating too I don't like cheaters I'm not a cheater Brev: I think got England tomorrow too. I think you know, everyone says that the r the refs are MAS: England's Brev: favoring the Argentina. MAS: been cheating? What's your evidence of them cheating? I was gonna say. JRD: No, no, I said Argentina's been cheating from what I saw. Brev: Yeah. You know a lot of people like it's like it's they're being favored. JRD: I'm not a big soccer fan like that. But yeah, what I've seen and stuff, people are saying they're cheaters. And to me, it did look like cheating. But at the same time, when they said the USA cheated, I didn't care at all. So there's that. Don: USA didn't cheat. FIFA decided to bring him up. That's not USA's fault. JRD: That's what I'm trying to say. Yeah, but I said when they stab. Brev: If cheating got us if cheating got us to the round MAS: USA can't cheat. Brev: of sixteen only, then we gotta cheat better, honestly. JRD: Mm-hmm. Yeah. Okay. Eric, Brev: I I got England tomorrow though. The defense is nice. MAS: Yeah, sure. JRD: who do you got? Just think with your heart. Who do you got? P: I I kept my mouth shut because I don't know anything about soccer, so Don: Yeah. JRD: Wait. MAS: He said speak on your heart like you just wanted like what the old his ancestors from from from JRD: Yeah, yeah. MAS: old from the old country. P: What a Norway. JRD: That's for sure where I was coming from. He went to Norway to win earlier, you know. P: I got a little Norwegian view with that one. MAS: Bruh, that that one kinda hurt, but they bruh, they were not feeding that fool Holland at all, bruh. Brev: Yeah, JRD: That they missed their pass. Yeah. Brev: you saw that through ball he wanted? He got MAS: Bro, Brev: hell mad. Yeah. I MAS: he's like right here, put it right here. Like you gotta see a red jersey. I don't care if you're dribbling with your head down, you gotta see a red jersey there. You gotta know for a fact Holland is there. Brev: Yeah, no for a fact the best player on your team is there. MAS: Just know France got locked up and they got fucking shut out. JRD: Yeah, yeah, tune in. Brev: Yeah, that takes me to the my my point. I hate these twelve o'clock on a weekday FIFA games. They gotta MAS: Yeah. Don: Ridiculous. Or Brev: let's put that shit on prime time. Six o'clock. JRD: Yeah, yeah, and yet MAS: But they're east coast, right? So JRD: I like that speaking of prime time. Let's talk about the prime time sport in America the NFL JD is gonna start us off. He's gonna tell us what division in the NFL he think is the most Competitive and why he's probably gonna be wrong, but he's gonna take it away Don: I don't get all there's even a debate for which the best division. The best division is where the reigning champions are playing in. The best division is where the forty niners reside in. The best division is where the Rams play in, bro. Like I I don't even think this is a good segment 'cause I feel like there's nothing to argue here. JRD: We should. Don: This is easily the hardest division in football. P: I think they're the second best division, honestly. I mean, who are the Arizona Cardinals? What are they gonna do next year? You need all four teams to be competitive. Don: Well, you can have JRD: Yeah. Don: one bad team, but the three Brev: Yeah. Don: when you have three other teams are actually Super Bowl contenders, I don't think another MAS: Death Group. Brev: Yeah. Don: division has three Super Bowl contenders in a division. Please enlighten me. Brev: No, I would there's there's team MAS: Let's that's the dev group. Brev: there's divisions with three solid teams like the AFC West. But I don't think three Don: With three Super Bowl contenders? Brev: contenders, yeah, it gotta be the NFC West. Don: Come on, Josh, you got somebody? Let me let me hear. Cause I'm wrong. Yeah, go look it up. We we JRD: It's not my turn. It's not my turn. It's not my turn. MAS: Yeah, now he's looking, he don't know by heart. But you gotta think you gotta think about as if you're on your team, okay, the Cowboys, which team or which division has the team that you do not wanna face and which one has the most? JRD: I'm going say, my question is actually is what I was looking up on what division of football has the most Super Bowl champions? What division of football? What? Okay. Okay. Fine. Fine. Brev: What does that to do with next season though? Don: What does that do with what does that do with being the best one? JRD: What division of football has the overall teams with the best winning percentage overall from year to year to year? Don: What the fuck? JRD: I'm just saying, like they got that you're saying on like, every single one. P: Look, I think the AFC West has four Don: Josh, in y in your recent P: playoff contenders, all right. I think all four teams have a shot at the playoffs this year. JRD: said the AOC West? MAS: hag. P: AFC West, yeah. I mean we got the Chiefs. I know they didn't make the playoffs last year, but I know that Don: AFC West. P: AFC West. NFC West? No, I mean I I don't I don't see them for the MAS: He's like, I heard it wrong. He heard the lag. Me too. Don: I thought he said NFC West. Brev: Yeah. JRD: No, He's an AOC West. P: Cardinals. So I think the Chiefs, you know Don: No, there's no way you pick an AFC West just because the Cardinals. Brev: Yeah, what about the Raiders? P: D the Raiders are for sure better than the Cardinals. The Raiders actually have a chance of making the playoffs. Don: Raiders are not Are they? P: Yes, they're a Dark West Brev: Raiders and Cardinals, P: contender. Brev: I'm I'm actually gonna I'm probably gonna go to that game this Don: That's a question 'cause neither one of got a quarterback right now. P: Neither one got a quarterback. The Raiders pretty much have three quarterbacks. Don: Who you got, bruv? Vegas? Brev: NFC NFC West. P: They got Tom Brady in the office. They got Kurt Cousins, Captain Kurt, you know, he and then Fernando Mendoza. He's gonna be training behind Kurt. Don: What did Kirk Cousins do this last time he started as a quarterback? P: Doesn't matter what he did before, he's gonna be the foundation for Fernando Mendoza to come in halfway through the year. Brev: Yeah. I I low key have the this year. I think I have the Raiders over the Cardinals, but Yeah. But No, I would say Don: I I would too, but like just that's the difference maker of the two divisions, that's not good enough for me. Brev: 'cause I think AFC West JRD: No, no, no. Brev: is number two for divisions. Don: Number two? Brev: It might be number two. I might Don: No, 'cause like the chargers I guess. JRD: Who's first? NSC West? I got it. Brev: Because the A I would say the AFC North, but they're really streaky over there. what about the NFC North? What about the NFC North? P: AFC North is kind of fellow. I just don't see I don't see anyone actually Don: What Steelers? P: being a Super Bowl contender from the AFC North. Like I see playoff teams, not a rook Yeah. Brev: Yeah. As far as contenders it has to be NFC West. Don: I don't know, bruh. Brev: NFC West has most P: Yes. Brev: contented. JRD: yeah, it does. P: Just the the Cardinals are Brev: For next season. P: just such trash team. It really competitive division, you need every game to be competitive. JRD: I don't know, I don't know, I don't don't know, I don't know. You know, know, know. Brev: Ha ha. MAS: Mm-hmm. JRD: Brevin said the NFC North, but when it comes to like the Lions, I don't know if I'm a hater or not, I just don't think they're those guys anymore. I P: No C North. JRD: think like they lost all their coaches and stuff. They just lost half of their running back duo. I do not think they're gonna be contenders. I don't think golf can do it. P: Turn up. JRD: I saw golf lose the super. Brev: Jameer Gibbs is that guy, bro. Don: Jarigov Jargov's amazing too. P: And let's be real, the bumpers suck. JRD: 100%. I just don't think Jared golf can do it. I don't think so. I don't think Jared golf can take any team over the hump. I think Jared golf has one of the best teams, like one of the top Brev: He's been to the Super Bowl. JRD: teams and then he lost. then Matthew, and Don: I'm gonna say, wait, are we speaking about a the same super bowl? JRD: then Stanford took that same team and won immediately. That's what trying to say. Like that team was good. Brev: Stafford clears golf for sure. That's not a JRD: I know what I'm saying is I think golf is a systematic quarterback. mean, of course, any NFL caliber quarterback, giving them a great team, they're going to play well. But I don't think he has that hub to go far. I think there's a multitude of quarterbacks that have the same, they have the Lions, they would have went further. I think if Dak Prescott had the Lions team, he would have went further. I think even Justin Herbert, I think if Justin Herbert had the Lions team, he would have saw a Super Bowl. I do not. I golf is that guy. I think golf has been lucky enough for every team in his career for the most part to be decent or better than decent to say great But I don't think he's that guy I don't think Brev: Good quarterback, You're right, he is a systematic Don: I don't know where this hate this forced hate came from for Jared Goff. Brev: quarterback, but he is a great system quarterback. JRD: I think he's 100 % great system quote on my guess. Don: K no, he Jared Goff is a great quarterback, bro. We're not about to do him dirty like that. He had a great year JRD: Okay. Don: last year. I still can't get over the fact that we are not all in degree, is that the NFC West is not the hardest division. Brev: It's definitely the hardest division. Definitely. Yeah. Don: You're over here talking about Super Bowl wins and past, like bro, since you've been watching football, the NFC West has been in and out the Super Bowl. We've been running. We've been JRD: They go almost every year, seahawks. Don: running the NFC for like the our most like the past JRD: Fortniteers Don: two decades, damn near, bro. Brev: Yeah. The Colts played the Colts played the NFC P: I just think that all four teams need to be competitive. JRD: That is true. Brev: West last year. That shit I just hated. I hated those games, bro. Don: Alright, we're talking about the coast now. We gotta go somewhere MAS: Ha ha. Don: else. Brev: Hey man, we gotta g we always have a good roster. Don: We're talking about the coast now, bruh. It's gotten real low. JRD: I mean, you gotta be honest, the Coast to have, like rest in peace, but for the Coast to have the owner that used to be a crackhead and still win a Super Bowl, that says a lot. That says a lot. Brev: How's the go, bro? JRD: was an actual crackhead. Like evidence. That's crazy. He won a Super Bowl. Brev: Yeah. And all the and all the players and all the players in that organization speak so highly of him. JRD: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. not JT. P: What is g JRD: Not JT. Brev: What do you mean? JRD: Jonathan Taylor would not speak highly of him. He said he didn't think Jonathan Taylor would do all that money. Brev: They ended up giving him the money. JRD: He was a cry kid, he wasn't in charge of the team, let's be honest. He said, I don't think we should pay a a Brev: No, that could be that could be fucking Chris Ballard, bro. JRD: running back that much money. He said that, his own words. Am I mistaken? Brevin, Brev: It was a weird time. It was the the market was weird for running back. JRD: am I mistaken? Did he not disrespect JT's name and say he did not deserve to have money? They did, right? So I'm mistaken. That's true. That's true, correct? Brev: The whole organization disrespected him that off season, for sure. The whole organization did. But yes, because I I'm the biggest J T fan. JRD: Okay, so like he doesn't play his dirty apparently because he did they they disrespected a generation or running back That's what I'm gonna say Brev: Yeah, we st we still paid him, so it is what it is. It's water under the bridge. JRD: I know bro, same, same. I guess. well, yeah, well we're try to do our next part of this segment Eric was gonna give his What he feels how well the Raiders will be with this with? Ashes NT as well as having a new quarterback, but we're gonna test it out if he can't do it We're gonna skip past it. We're gonna give him a chance. Let's see P: I mean, if it's choppy, then there's no reason, but I can try. I realistically think JRD: Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's right. P: that the Raiders are a dark horse playoff contender. I mean, I got my notes right here. They got a completely Brev: O course. P: different team, new coaching staff, new scheme, new weapons. MAS: Yeah. P: All around, just brand new team. It's real good. I don't you guys know who JRD: Right on scene. P: Clint Kubiak is, right? Offensive coordinator for the Seahawks last year. If you remember when the Seahawks were playing teams, they're putting BTA. Every single or every other week. 40 bombs all over the place JRD: here. P: with Sam Darnold. That guy sucks. Okay? Sam Darnold BTA. That was crazy. What else did he do? He was the he was the passing game specialist for the 49ers in 2023. Remember the 2023 49ers? 12 and 5. they had Christian McCaffrey dumping MAS: Jos. P: up dumping it off to him. That's back when Brandon Ayuk, everyone considered him to be good. Because of Don: Yeah. JRD: You P: Beyond that, we got great draft, one of the best drafts of all the teams, Fernando Mendoza, legacy pick, legend. We all know. We're gonna be talking about him from in a hundred years from now. My favorite JRD: Is he even gonna hold on is he even gonna start this year? Don: A hundred years from now it's crazy. P: He's probably gonna I'm I'm thinking he's gonna start by like week after they lose to the Seahawks and then the Broncos, there's gonna be a a little rough stretch in there. They're gonna put in first he's gonna be coming in first JRD: I don't think you s- I don't think you play this this year. P: game against the Cleveland Browns, I'm calling it right now. Raiders are gonna get their game back. Yes. Don: He definitely plays. He definitely plays this year. JRD: Starts. Brev: He's for sure playing with here. P: Yeah, yeah. He's gonna be playing against the Browns. Start? JRD: I'll be frank, do you think you become starter this year? That's what I mean, I don't think you become starter. P: I mean he's learning behind Kirk, which is experience, and then they got Tom Brady in the building too. I think that's the perfect place for someone like him to develop. He has a great attitude. JRD: That... P: He has a great attitude. JRD: He doesn't have... He does, he does, he does. Okay. P: And then along with that, Clint Kubiak, he's running the 12 personnel tight end system where it's super good for the Raiders because they have two really solid tight ends. I mean, everyone knows Brock Bowers, not everyone knows Michael Mayer. Besides that, the 12 personnel, it's a running formation. We got Ashton Genty token him the rock. We got Mike Washington, fourth rounder in this last draft. He's 6'1, 230 pounds with a 4-3-3-40-yard dash. That's the number two running back. They're gonna be running it down people's throats, man. I I'm very excited for this team. Don: What's the record? P: What's the record? best or worst possible record. JRD: You're the best, best possible record. Brev: Best possible record. Best possible record. P: Less possible record okay, okay, okay. Let me look at their record MAS: Want the best. P: and I will go through it. Raiders schedule. Hold up. I'll do this off the top of my head. I need to find JRD: Now how about this, how about this, here's what we're gonna do, here's what we're gonna do, hold on, Eric, here's what we're gonna do. Brevin is gonna tell you like week one who they're playing and you tell them win or loss. Is that okay with you Brevin? I'm sorry, just, bet. So you ready Eric? Alright go, P: Sure, sure, sure, sure. Let's let's go. Yeah. Brev: I got it. JRD: let's do it. Brev: All right, here we go. We're gonna go week one. We have Dolphins P: We won't Brev: at the Raiders. P: The Finns? Dude, who's their quarterback? That guy from Green Bay? That's a dub. Come on. Next. Brev: Malik Willis is nice. Do not sleep on I I don't want Malik Willis slander. That fool's all right, my bad. We got it. JRD: Let him fit, let him fit. P: Yeah, Malik Malik Willis on the Packers is nice. Malik Willis on the Dolphins? Dude. Okay, next. Next. Let's let's keep it rolling. Brev: Yeah, Dolphins are rough, bro. That's that's a tough situation, actually. He you dealt dealt Don: One it's crazy. JRD: Yeah Brev: a shitty card. I got Raiders or Chargers. P: Raiders, Chargers, I'm gonna be humble about that one. You know, the Raiders, their new scheme, new system. Chargers, I think they're gonna be playing at the Chargers. Like Yeah, that's that's gonna Brev: They are. P: be their first L. One and one. Brev: All right. Who got week three? What what's week three, Eric? P: So we're talking about the best possible record here. They're playing the Saints at the Saints. Tyler Shuck. I think he sucks. overrated. Easy dub. Don: Ha ha. P: Next. Brev: Okay. What about all right, next one you got Chiefs at Raiders. P: Chiefs at Raiders. Now Mahomes is gonna be coming in off an ACL injury. That guy is not gonna be moving at all. unf unfortunately, JRD: Thief. Let's be honest, Eric. P: I think this is gonna be, you know, one of those fifty fifties that will probably lean towards the Chiefs. I think it's gonna be a great game though. Brev: We're at two two. All Don: But two two? P: Two, two. Brev: right. Raiders at Patriots. P: Raiders, Patriots, one season wonder. I'm calling that right now. They're gonna suck him for dub. Well. One and two. Brev: Three and two. We got Bills at Raiders. P: Bills, unfortunately, Josh Allen's probably gonna run for like five touchdowns against the Raiders. That guy's insane. So yeah, loss. Yeah. Yeah, that's Brev: Yeah, that might be a thirty five point loss. three and three. Don: Three and three, thirty five points. P: three and three. JRD: You're okay with that 35 point loss? P: No, no, no. I'm saying he's gonna run or or he's gonna have five touchdowns that game. Of course the Raiders are gonna put up points. Brev: That's thirty five points right there. P: They're just not gonna be able to put up points at the same rate that game. They're a run first team. I d it's it's a tough early in the season. Twenty eight. It's crazy. Brev: we'll cut it down to twenty eight. All right. Rams at Raiders. P: Rams at Raiders, back to back losses, unfortunately. Matthew Stafford, another like the other best quarterback in the league. I'll be humble on that one. Three and four. Brev: Three and four. We got Raiders at Jets. P: Raiders, Jets, dude, we're gonna get our payback for what Geno Smith did to us, okay? They're gonna smack the Jets so bad. Geno Smith, there's no way he has a resurgence on the Jets. JRD: SIGN NOTE, the hack mocks may be at that game. Don: Maybe we're going to that shit. JRD: my apologies. P: You're going to the Brev: Yeah. P: the Raiders Jets game? Cool. Cool. JRD: Yeah, yeah, yeah. We'll be in NYC at that time. But I'm sorry. Don: Yeah. Brev: Yeah. And honestly, if you're if you don't pick your team against the Jets, I don't think you're a fan of that team. JRD: You P: Yeah, that's that's Don: huh. P: like a college team almost. Brev: Ra Raiders at Niners. P: Okay, wrap that up. I don't even think that's a discussion, Raiders. Let's go. Brev: Wait, I said Raiders at Niners. P: Raiders and Niners. I'm I didn't. The Raider I mean the Niners MAS: Yeah. P: they were like they were pretty good last year. They made the playoffs with a Don: Pretty good. P: bunch of second stringers, Brev: Yeah. P: you know, no names, but It's it's just not MAS: Ha ha. P: not the best environment for the Ra the Niners. There's gonna be a lot of Raiders fans there. Easy possible upset. Don: In Levi. P: We are talking about the best possible Brev: Yeah, I P: scenario. And if you're telling me in the best possible scenario that the Raiders have zero chance of beating the Niners, then we're not talking about the best possible scenario. I the Raiders have Don: This is so far this is the hardest thing you guys face on that schedule so far. JRD: Hold on, hold on, hold on, we're let him finish. Stop it. We are just letting P: The hardest thing we face we're just lost we just played the Rams two weeks ago. Brev: Ha ha. JRD: him give his take and then we can press him and we're like, just let him finish his take. Tranquilo. P: Okay. No, the the Rams Don: Be quiet, cowboy pan. P: are the best team on the schedule. For sure. The Ra the Ray Okay, next Brev: All right. We got the champs. JRD: So that's a dub. Say it with your chest, Eric. Say Tell him again. Say it. JB, I said it was a fucking dub. I'm moving on. P: Yeah, it it is a fucking dub. Wrap that up. Come on. Brev: Ha ha. JRD: No. Don: What's the record? What's the record? P: What's the record? I think we're sitting Brev: I I think we're at four and five. P: five and four. Five and four. Brev: Five and four. P: Yes. Brev: you're right. All right, we got Seahawks at Raiders. P: Seahawks versus Raiders. Unfortunately, I know Clink Kubiak knows that offense, but there's just there's no way the Seahawks are gonna win that game. Yes. I I'm taking Seahawks there. Brev: All right. There you go. We got Raiders at Broncos. P: Raiders, Broncos, I think this will be Kirk's final game of the season before they pass the torch on to Fernando Mendoza. That's gonna be a loss. It's gonna be a rivalry game, great game, but the Raiders are not quite quite gonna be able to do it that time. Brev: We got Raiders at Browns. P: Raiders, Browns. Brev: Yeah. P: So I think this is actually gonna be really cool. So Shador Sanders had his first start against the Raiders last year and won that. I think it's gonna be a little bit of a revenge story where Fernando Mendoza has his first start and then beats the Browns. Brev: named. Don: What week is this? P: I can't I don't have the week down, but I think they're sitting at five and four. Seven and Six and six now. There's six and six after that win. Brev: No five and six. Yeah, you're right, six and six. P: Yep. Don: Week twelve, Mendoza gets a start. P: week twelve and then they're gonna have a bye week going into the next week, which is the Chargers. Chargers, Raiders. Brev: With charges at Raiders. Yeah. P: So they have a bye week to freshen up. We all know how injured the Chargers get halfway through the season. I think this is another upset win. Chargers are not gonna be playing at the hundred percent. They're gonna be on the downfall later half the season. The the Raiders are gonna be climbing up. It's gonna be crazy. Two wins in a row. Brev: All right. We got the Broncos at the Raiders. P: Broncos Raiders, this is a a a crazy take as a Raiders fan, but I I think that they're gonna lose this game. I think it's gonna be a a sweep, unfortunately. However, I already picture it right now. I see Fernando Mendoza hitting Brock Bowers, probably posterizing what, Patrick Sertan or something. Yeah, Brock Bowers for Brev: That's crazy. P: two touchdowns that game, but it's gonna be a loss. Brev: So you're at seven and seven now. P: Seven and seven. Brev: I believe. Titans and Raiders. P: Titans Raiders, dub. Next. Brev: All right, what does it go on? Ra Raiders and Cardinals. P: Dumb. I mean that's why the NFC West isn't the most competitive team. Don: All right, bro. P: They got the they got the Cardinals, bro. Who Well you think Jeremiah Loves can do anything? He's not gonna do anything with Don: What does this do's hatred towards the Cardinals, bro? What the fuck? MAS: Yeah. P: Jacoby Brissett in that offensive line. Nine Brev: So you are now at nine and seven, P: and seven. Brev: going to the last week, which is Raiders at Chiefs. P: Goblin. Brev: Ten and seven. MAS: One in one. P: Sneaking into the playoffs off a dub. Brev: You a playoff team then, ten and seven? P: Our course playoff team, I think they can sneak their way in. They just need a strong second half of the season with Fernando Mendoza. Brev: I'm not mad at the confidence. Don: You know what's crazy? At with a ten to seven record you can win your division. That's how weak your division is. P: That's crazy. That's crazy. I mean the Broncos are gonna be really good next year. The Chiefs. That's crazy. Brev: No, you can't win you can't win that division of ten seven. Don: I'll troll, I'm trolling. The Broncos for sure lose like at most four games. Brev: Yeah. The cheese might bounce back, bruh. Don: I'm not worried about the cheese, bro. P: Unfortunately, yeah, they probably will. Brev: We'll see. We got Kenneth Walker now. P: Yeah, Kenna Walker is nasty. Don: they got Kenai? Brev: Yeah, well they got rid of McDuffie though. But Don: What the fuck? When did they get Kendall Walker? When did he leave? Brev: You sign, bro. Don: Damn. Brev: So yeah, ten and seven record for the Raiders going into the playoffs. P: That's probably good enough to get them at least at least the seventh seed of course, but they might be able to sneak a sixth or fifth with that. Brev: Now, how far do you really think this team go in the playoffs though? P: I think they can sneak their way in. I don't think that Fernando Mendoza is gonna have enough experience in the NFL to keep going in the playoffs. But I think it's gonna be a very good first year for them, a very good tone setting, encouraging year for the next years to come. JRD: Do they make it past the wild card? To the divisional? Don: Hell no. P: Who they who would they play? They probably play like Don: What's our ceiling, basically? JRD: Yeah. P: They probably end up playing they could actually even play the Chiefs back to back weeks if the Chiefs like the number two seed. I'm not gonna comment if that happens, but I just JRD: sorry, you're saying that cheese don't get a buy? P: I just don't s I don't see them getting past the Bills, unfortunately. I think the Bills are just too offensive calibrated of a team. Like there's no way that yeah. This year, I think the Raiders Brev: So the only team the AMC you are you don't think that they can get past is the Bills. All the other teams are are easy. P: I said that they would get swept by the Broncos, too. So I mean I think that they definitely can beat Brev: Yeah, they're gonna be playoffs too. P: the Broncos. I think any you know, last season was definitely an example of any given Sunday, right? And I know that the Raiders have the talent to beat anybody. Will it happen? Don: my god. P: but like, you know, it's possible. Anything's possible in the NFL. Don: They have the talent to beat anybody. Brev: Who's your wide receiver one? Don: Can we yeah, can we look at their depth chart please, P: They have Don: bro? Brev: Who's your wide receiver one? And I'm not counting Brock Bowers. I'm not counting Brock Bowers. Don: Gosh damn. P: Who's our wide receiver one? we got we got JRD: Everybody let's pull up the dev charts P: Brock Brock Bowser's right wide receiver one. MAS: Let the hacking begin. P: Okay, okay. Brev: 'Cause I actually think that the Raiders have a good tight end duo with Mayer and and Bowers, but P: Yeah. You you're absolutely right. The the wide receiver room is definitely there's a hole right there. What maybe they should get Brandon? Brev: Yeah. What about your offensive Don: my god. Brev: line? MAS: Who's the number one? Don: Let me tell you the receivers, P: Well Don: bro. They got Trey Tucker, Jalen Naylor, P: Trades. Don: and Jack Jack Beck are their top three receivers. P: No, they got more than that. JRD: Trey Tucker lowkey was helping Don: Who else, bro? JRD: me out in P: No, he's good, he's good. Brev: Is he a wide receiver one though? Don: Trey Tucker is your number receiver one? No, he's their receiver one now. JRD: fantasy. No he wasn't, he wasn't. fuck. P: have you guys heard of Dante Thornton Jr.? Dante Thornton Jr. is like six five, runs a four two or four three. He's built like Calvin Johnson. He just doesn't have experience. Give that guy a couple of years. Brev: Yeah. They should have never they should have never got rid of Jacoby Myers. Don: Who else they got? Malik Benson? JRD: Wait wait wait, um Ay no, ay bro, it's okay. We've all played mad in here. We've all played mad in here. Tied in the attack is a good Brev: yeah, Borin. JRD: play. We've all played mad in here. Don: Yeah. JRD: Tied in the attack is a good play. P: Anyways, anyways, like I said earlier, they're gonna be running that twelve scheme. Two tight ends, three tight ends, and just running the ball. So yeah, they might not have the most talent at receiver. I'm trying to compare to like I don't want to say Tom Brady didn't have talent at wide receiver. That's a crazy comparison. But there's lots of teams, you know, the Bills didn't have a lot of talent at wide receiver last year. You can get it done without wide receivers. They did have Josh on. We got Brock Bowers. JRD: No, no, but like- Don: The cheese Brev: Yeah, but they have Josh Allen. And James Cook. P: We got Brock Bowers. Don: We got Brock Bowers, it's crazy. JRD: We have a whole cat ass you see me say Brev: No, like I said, but Don: Hey, Bob Bowers Brev: the Raiders definitely have a good Don: I fuck with Brock Bowers heavy. Brev: tight end duo with Mayer and Bowers for sure. Those two are solid. Don: Yeah, that's a great tight end duel, but P: Anyway, Don: you need to win, you need receivers to win. P: all I'm saying is I'm not saying that they are guaranteed anything, but I'm saying it's possible with that team. Don't don't sleep on next year. That's it. Don: I'm s I'm I'm I Brev: I'm not mad at the confidence, honestly. Don: have no insomnia. I'm sleeping like a baby right now. MAS: Ha ha ha. JRD: You're the abnormal with something, man. P: Are you a numbers fan? 'Cause that they're gonna lose that game. I'm so I'm I'll bet on that. JRD: I can't- can I- can I be- can I be honest with you, bro? Before I really thought like you're speaking bullshit, but the more that I think about it like you more I think I was going on not only did they get a brand new quarterback you got to think the new John Madden movies coming out just maybe, just maybe, like you know, like the football P: The script? Yeah. JRD: gods, know what they call football gods, like that, they just maybe have that luck, like Cinderella story, they'll push them further. Like, you know, we've been watching the World Cup, saw, was that team, Cape what? How far they went, Don: K Bird. JRD: you know I'm saying? Cape Verde, yeah, so like, know, just maybe, I've been saying this the year on the underdog, you I said on this podcast. But like, you know, Eric may have a point. MAS: That was the case, Connor would've won. JRD: Connor McGregor's at an underdog. That... No. P: That was so sad. that was so sad. JRD: Yeah, yeah, well, th-th-th-th-th-th-th-th-th-th-th-th-th-th-th-th-th-th-th-th-th-th-th-th-th-th-th-th-th-th-th-th-th-th-th-th-th-th-th-th-th-th-th-th-th-th-th-th-th-th-th-th-th-th-th-th-th-th-th-th-th-th-th-th-th-th-th-th-th-th-th-th-th-th-th-th-th-th-th-th-th-th-th-th-th-th-th-th-th-th-th-th-th-th-th-th-th-th-th-th-th-th- Brev: Betting odds he was underdog. JRD: believe you. Conor McGregor with Don: uvrta MAS: Bahia and JRD: the double champ. It's because he's a cokehead now. You can't do coke and get rich and be going to Brev: John Jones? JRD: yachts and then go back. The only person Brev: John Jones. JRD: I feel who can do drugs and get fat and night take care of their body 24-7 and still be elite is Patty. He's the only one. MAS: Yeah. P: Ha ha Brev: Yeah, he loses like JRD: Yeah, Brev: thirty pounds every camp. JRD: yeah patties are only one but even the other one do with the cup MAS: Need be as JRD: with the color Nate no, he was never elite Who just fun to watch he was never really You guys agree he was elite or Brev: Who? Who? JRD: Nate Diaz he was never elite MAS: He's black belt and freaking jujitsu, right? I'm just saying, JRD: They're all black belts. They're all top dogs. MAS: but like JRD: No, no, when I say elite, I'm referring to his peers. Like of course he can fuck me up. I'm referring to his peers. He was never elite in the UFC. MAS: I feel like he out of a five star, you're a four star fighter, I guess. Yeah, he's not five star. JRD: Yeah, yeah, exactly. I thought that's all I gotta say, you know? Even, what's that dude with the red with the braids, what's his name, Suga, what's his name? Brev: Tonomale. MAS: Chaosha. JRD: So I said, yeah, yeah, Suga, don't know, yeah, like him, like, you know? He had to change his whole get down, because he was smoking weed, hanging out with the Nugbob, trying to be a podcaster, and look what happened. Bro, Lost His Title got effed up. You can't do that, you know? If you wanna be a prize fodder, you can't have a fun life. Brev: You don't think Sean O'Malley was ever elite? JRD: I do, but I feel like he wasn't Lee for long. Brev: He was definitely a lead fighter. Don: Wait, I don't know fight like that, JRD: He wasn't Lee for long. Don: but if you thought Sean Malley was elite, you don't think Nate D U ever elite? MAS: That's what I'm saying. I who is who is Sean O'Malley beat Brev: But he lost it 'cause Nadea has lost a lot. Don: Nick Diaz also JRD: Yeah, yeah. Don: beat a lot of people. He beat Conor McGregor, did he not? Brev: Did. You follow what? Yeah, he did. JRD: He's never had a belt. Don: I mean you don't gotta have a belt to be like Brev: Never been champion. Don: you still JRD: Think majority of the leaf fighters get P: Might have to have a double. JRD: a belt especially in the UFC MAS: Yeah. JRD: boxing no, Don: Mega. JRD: but in the UFC majority of the leaf fighters get a belt Don: Lady is it never had a belt? MAS: I would agree. JRD: Never. P: But he also fights Don: What P: at one fifty five. I'm pretty sure that's like the most competitive weight class Brev: Yeah, 'cause especially at this time, who do you have in his division? I mean he hadn't JRD: Doctor! Don: Pettis? Didn't he beat Pettis too? Who else is one fifty five? JRD: Nah, he didn't be- Brev: He be punished? JRD: he be Pettis? Probably when he was old as fuck. Brev: Useful. Don: I'm gonna look at his face right now. MAS: Wait, Nate Diaz is it Brev: Yeah. MAS: fights at one fifty five? Or he did? Don: One forty Brev: Yeah. Don: four, one forty two. Brev: He fought one hundred seventy before with Connor, MAS: What? Brev: but I don't know. I maybe I have to look at his resume again. Don: And that fool twenty two and fourteen. JRD: Yeah, let's look at it some stats. Don: That is kinda nasty, I ain't gonna Brev: An easy Don: lie. Brev: His list of maybe like in his early years Don: Nigga lost hella. Brev: he was definitely considered an elite fighter. 'Cause he came from the ultimate from the show, the ultimate fighter. He JRD: yet. Brev: won it. And then MAS: Well I and also Nate Diaz is like top five most love fighters. Brev: For sure. I mean that's not that's not a question. Yeah. Don: He did beat it he beat JRD: 100%, 100%. Don: Anthony Pettis in twenty nineteen. He named his decision. JRD: unanimous decision. Don: He beat McGregor once and P: Yeah, that was a crazy fight. Don: lost McGregor after. Brev: You think that JRD: he'd be Brev: is? JRD: Ferguson too. MAS: I'm saying I feel you on the belt Don: He MAS: though. Don: Yeah, he has lost a lot. He only has w how many championship fights did he have? JRD: Three. Brev: Yeah. Even when he fought for the BMF title he lost, I th I'm pretty sure to Masville. JRD: chill. no, MAS: Yeah. JRD: no. Yeah. no. Brev: And then that P: Do you think they'll just give it? Brev: Ferguson fight, that's Ferguson's end of his career. Ferguson lost to a few people. P: Who do you think deserves the next title shot at one hundred fifty five? Armin or Ilya again, or maybe Charles Oliveira? What do you guys think? JRD: I love Charles Brev: I mean JRD: Olivera. I'm biased. P: He's cool. He's JRD: I'm biased. It is. Mm-hmm. Brev: Charles is always a good matchup, like someone to throw in there. But I wouldn't be mad if Ilya got it again. P: No no takers for Armin? MAS: Ha ha. Brev: Yeah, I'm going Ilya. I think you at least a you know, a second fight. I mean, Ilya was running through people, bro. P: Back to back's a little crazy though. JRD: I have to backtrack my entire statement. You can for sure be a drug addict and party and be a lead. I apologize, Brev: John Jones. JRD: Johnny Jones Jones. My Brev: Yeah. JRD: fault. My fault. my God. Even MAS: Sure. JRD: Jorge Masvidal, when you know he was partying in Miami, he was a lead at that time. I have to apologize. You can. It's hard, but you can be a lead. MAS: Are we talking about across all sports too, or are we talking just fighting? JRD: Oh no, just funny. Most rod receivers are doula party animals that are elite. Don: Crack it. MAS: But right now, I think the second time when you said it right now, you you've like said athletes. I was like just saying I'm not terrifying. Just matters, yeah. Yeah. JRD: No, mean, I'm a fighter. I'm sorry, prize fighter. No, no, because it's... I think certain sports is just like innate ability. Like, you know, like I think anyone could probably be a prize fighter with the right coach, right training, the right like dedication, but like... You're not gonna be a top right receiver because you want it. You're not gonna be a top basketball player because you want it. I think that's innate ability. Whereas I think fighting is like heart and drive and anyone can get to that point. Do disagree? Okay, that's fine. Don: Nah, that's not true. Isaiah Thomas, when he was on the Celtics, he was probably top three. He was V P candidate, bro, at five nine. He wanted it, bro. He didn't have the talent. JRD: Yeah, yeah, no, again, no, I know, I know, of course, He for sure have a talent because he got drafted. He was the last pick, but he for sure have a talent because Don: Well obviously we JRD: he got drafted. No, what I'm saying is I feel like the average person, you know, let's say a six year old, he's going, I'm going to give my heart, I'm going try my best. I want to be in the UFC. I think it's very possible regardless of like. how physically fit you're born, whereas other sports like football and basketball, you have to be born above someone, naturally. Your starting out point, your jump out point has to be higher than most people. Don: That's what I'm saying, Isaiah Thomas wasn't. P: I agree, but JRD: He would. P: I also disagree with that in a certain way. So yes, you can fight in the UFC at any or with almost any body type. However, I think some peop people have it and some people don't. You know what I mean? Some people just react differently, JRD: yeah, well, yeah, of course. P: ha their brains move a little bit faster when they fight, have a little tougher chins. I think JRD: Yeah. P: there's other factors besides how tall and strong somebody is in the UFC. JRD: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I was saying like Brev: For sure. JRD: some there's someone like Daniel Cormier who was built like melted ice cream was a elite P: Right, right. JRD: like, Don: Yeah. JRD: you know, Yeah, like he has something in him. They just asked that I do give to me No, he was he was a he was a a a champion P: Yeah, it he had that it factory. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Brev: Yeah. And he started relatively late, didn't he? Like actual MMA. No, I know he's a wrestler for sure. I know, I'm talking about MMA. I I wanna say he started relatively late. He was always a wrestler. JRD: Well, if you don't know what do you know, you know freestyle wrestlers have the most championships in the UFC So I can't say if you if you were a top wrestler, it's always gonna transition well in the UFC You can look good up. I usually don't cap. I usually don't P: Think Bo Nickel's gonna be great. JRD: Bonico? 100 % He's lost like one fight, right? And all the other ones end like in what, 20 seconds? Yeah, all right. Well then, P: Yeah. JRD: Reverend, give us your top 10 NFL quarterback. We just give that top two NFL quarterbacks. Brev: All right. You want it ten to one or one to ten? JRD: What do you guys think? 1 to 10? No, or 10 to 1? 10 to 1. P: Ten to one. JRD: 10 to 1. Don: Ten or one. Brev: All right. Number ten, we got Dak Prescott, a solid quarterback every year. We really Don: my god. Brev: kind of know where his ceiling is, but he's gonna be number ten for sure. Don: Next segment. P: Right, this Brev: We got number nine, Justin Herbert. Justin Herbert, he's still young, so I mean he'd always putting up numbers, but we I got him at nine. We don't really see a lot of him in the playoffs. MAS: And welcome our n Dylan back. Here he's coming from the dead. Brev: I know. So JRD: about Brev: that's like nine and ten, JRD: to fall out. Brev: Dak and Herbert, like you kinda know playoffs aren't really gonna be the thing. JRD: I'm foul, I'm a foul out, I'm sorry Don: No, let get to at least five, bro. Go, keep going. JRD: guys. Okay, okay. Brev: Number eight, we got Caleb Williams. Huge potential, giant ceiling. You see what he could do in the clutch. Number seven, we got Jared Goff, Mr. Consistent. He's been to the Super Bowl. He's been to the conference championship. He's on a good team. He's a big reason that the Detroit Lions are a good team. Number six, we got Drake May. Obviously, he's still young, went to the Super Bowl already. But he's gonna be it's only up from here for Jake May, I think. Number five, got Joe Burrow if he can stay healthy. He's always shown I think him and Jamar are pretty unstoppable. Number four, we got Lamar. Lamar Jackson, no one really impacts the game the same way he does. So I have him at four, regardless of what last season was. Number three, you got Mahomes coming off an injury. I mean, I think he's gonna have a big bounce back here. even though he got hurt, that's still Patrick Mahomes. We got number two, we got Matt Stafford. MVP season. He's still on the older side, so that's why I didn't put him at one. Still on the older side, but I think like I said, I've said in the group chat, there's a lot there's players out there that will say Matt Stafford is the best quarterback they've ever faced. Number one, we got Josh Allen, because he always has a pretty shitty wide receiver and core around him, but he is a dual threat quarterback. Probably one of the best dual threat quarterbacks we've seen, so he gets he di he gets the job done. And honestly I I think a lot of these other teams don't want to see Josh Allen in the playoffs un unless you're Mahomes or MAS: I agree with your number Brev: no. MAS: one. Brev: Yeah. I'm going Josh Allen, JRD: Yeah Brev: number one. Just going in this is just going into next season. This isn't obviously not all time. If it was all time, Mahomes would be one if it was all time. Don: Yeah, a hundred percent. JRD: Wait, wait, You say going into next season, correct? Was Brev: Going in next season, what I think they're gonna do. JRD: Burrow on your list? Don: Yeah, bro was top five, I think, right? Brev: Bro's at five. my god. He's at JRD: So Burrow was Brev: five. JRD: top 5 and you think going into the next season, how well did Burrow play last season? So what are you going by? I'm just curious. I know but like Don: Well, going into next season, he should be Brev: He got hurt. JRD: going into the season based off what? When you think going into the next season... MAS: You could be going into it going into the new Brev: He got hurt this last year. Don: Was passed. MAS: season and then have like not a full season, so Brev: He got hurt this last year. Let's go look at his last full season stats. JRD: So you're saying overall careers basically, you're saying like based on how they play. Don: No, he's not. He's saying Brev: No, I no, it's taking I'm it's Don: the top five quarterbacks coming into new season. Brev: taking a combination of what we've seen f what we've seen from them, JRD: Based on how well I play, based on the previous play, right? Brev: what we've seen from them and what we think they're gonna be capable of doing going to the season. JRD: One we see from them overall throughout their entire career, P: Not gonna lie, Mahomes off of ACL injury, I don't think he's gonna be top three next year. JRD: Yeah, yeah, bro. Like you just talking out your ass, bro. Hold on. Let me say something. You know, got me mad is because... No, no, no, no, no, no. me P: That's crazy. Brev: Mahomes, bruh. Why you guys disrespect Mahomes because he got hurt once? JRD: just say this. What got me mad was because you said, I'm not going based off career, and then you went based off career. P: So JRD: If you're saying... No, no, no, no, no. Let me finish. Let me finish. You're going based off... Let me not their entire career, but you're going based Brev: If I was going based off Korea, Mahomes would be number one. It wouldn't even be a question. It's a little bit of everything. Don: It's JRD: off multiple seasons, everything. Isn't everything career? Brev: It's a little bit of everything. JRD: Isn't everything career? Don: Josh, you're I think you're like you're pinpoint you heard one thing and you're like pinpoint on that. It's not he's not he's not going off Brev: No. Yeah, yeah, a little bit of everything JRD: No, no, because it, you because... Brev: is what we've seen from them and what we think they're gonna be what we think they're gonna do for next season alone. JRD: He's just saying career with other words. single, I'm going based off what I've seen from this, from this player, not in any given year specifically, just overall. Overall is career. Are you gaslighting me? Are you trying to get me angry? Don: No, if you're going career, you wouldn't have Caleb Williams in the top ten. I feel like all the quarterbacks you had in top ten were right. A hundred percent correct. But Dak Prescott being number ten was very, very P: We change a few things. I do like the top ten. six through ten. I think I wanna say Brev: Six through ten is always tough to place, I think. Six through ten is always tough to place. JRD: You know what? Can I go next? Don: No. P: Caleb Williams and MAS: I go next. P: Jared Goff. Caleb Williams is JRD: Can I go? P: it's really early to talk about Jared Goff. I think they're both system quarterbacks. Okay. JRD: Eric Eric Eric Eric Eric Eric Eric Brev: Caleb Williams, assistant quarterback? P: It's a product of Ben Johnson. All right. The year before he sucked. I I mean a lot of good receivers on his JRD: Eric Eric Eric Eric Eric Brev: He didn't suck his work a year. He didn't suck his work a year. P: team. Brev: His team sucked, but he didn't suck. P: He didn't suck, no, he didn't suck, but I think he's a system quarter well he system quarterback's Don: mute that for P: a little crazy for I just don't think he's proved enough yet. I think Dak should still be rated higher than him. I think Ben Johnson is the reason of his success last year. Don: But do you still think Caleb Williams is top ten though, going into next year? P: Top ten? Yeah, maybe like number ten. I think you should I honestly I would just bump up Dak to number seven and then drop or actually I would put Caleb Ober Goff, Herbert Over Goff. Yeah, Goff is number ten, if anything. I can't believe seven's crazy for Goff. JRD: Alright, so what everyone is your turn you can give your top ten If you guys don't mind I would like to go next I'm gonna go from ten to one as well MAS: Gosh. Who let the kindergartner in? JRD: Am I I apologize Don: Say the can. Brev: And I'm taking playoff success into consideration also. JRD: Yeah, yeah, but he's not talking about cool. He just taking based off playoff success. I Do get what he's saying. Okay Don: Go, Josh, what's your tin, bruh? I feel like you're the only one that doesn't get where he's coming from. P: But you bought everybody for Jack for the playoffs success? JRD: first I'm gonna explain so what I'm looking at I'm looking at basically The career trajectory how well they played as well as I'm taking a big chunk of how's well they have played Last year with that being said is gonna be a hot take but the reason I put this player at number ten because I believe he will not be as good as he was and that is Joe Burrow, Joe Bursky. do not think he's gonna be back as good as he is. I think Don: my goodness. JRD: even if he gets Brev: I'll unmute this for. JRD: healthy, I think he's gonna get injured again. Don: Who gets this dude mic? JRD: I will say if he was on a better team, he would probably be a Super Bowl winning quarterback, but I feel this team is gonna run him to the ground. He's not gonna play well because he's gonna be running for his fucking life. So because of that, he's not gonna produce, and that's why I have him at number 10. I just got number 10 because I got to go off production not just based off cheer skill. So Joe Burrow is going to be at number 10. Brev: Production. Don: Wait, I'm sorry, I have to hack right here because like Revan said, JRD: production. Brev: Yeah. Don: Joe Burrow's last full complete season, bro, this dude threw 43 touchdowns and only nine interceptions for 4,900 yards. So why are we acting like if he's not coming JRD: He went to a sewer boy his last four seasons. Brev: Come on. No he didn't. That was so long ago, bro. Don: in healthy, he why is he number 10, bro? Like you watch the sport, bro. Let's not let's not be non JRD: I just, I just feel like, I mean, I'm, I'm, okay, I'll explain it again. I feel after this injury, he will not be 100%. And I feel because he will not be 100%, he is going to get hurt again. That's why I said that. Don: All right, what's number what's number nine? JRD: I thought on a different team he would be able to produce but because of team he's on now he's going to be running for his life and he's not going to have the wills he once had or lack thereof I should say. So I thought he's not going to be able to be as good as he was. At number 9 I have Drake May. I feel Drake May is a very system quarterback but he's in a good system you know but at the same time people thought Tom Brady was a system quarterback and look at what he did when he left. So because of that I got him at number 9. Number 8 I have the boy Jared Goff. You guys know how I feel about him. I'm not gonna get into it. He's lucky I put him at number 8 another system quarterback After that, I got the boy Caleb Williams I do feel the only reason Caleb Williams is at this point in his career is because he's young and that's where the numbers he is at I guarantee giving three four more years. He's probably gonna be at the number one slot But he just needs more experience After Kaleo we got the boy, yeah man, that general motherfucking Dak Prescott. My boy. That's position he should be. He shouldn't be any lower than this honestly. I think this is the number he should be at. But that's just me. And then after that we got Lamar Jackson. And then we got Patrick Mahomes. I know Patrick Mahone just coming from injury but he's Patrick Mahone we've never seen anything like it he's a better version of Aaron Rodgers in Aaron Rodgers prime and before Aaron Rodgers we saw nothing like that he's a unicorn of a unicorn so he has to always be an elite quarterback and he's playing because of that you can't count him out and then we got Stafford you know enough said he's aging getting older but you know he has elite receivers elite coaching He's still gonna produce. He's still gonna be phenomenal. You know, he's already a Super Bowl winner quarterback already MVP. At the number one, we got Josh Allen because he's Josh Allen, you know, he can run, he can throw, he can do anything. I think last season he threw a pass to himself and scored. The niggas playing Madden is insane. Brev: Do you list ten? JRD: Yeah. P: Ten was Joe Burrow. MAS: We lost ten listeners right there. JRD: Yeah, Burrow, Mayne, Don: Yeah. JRD: Goff, Caleb, Dach, Lamar, Mahomes, Stanford Allen. Is that 10? Brev: I think it's nine. I could be wrong Don: Just throw Bob just throw Brock Purdy in there. JRD: Yeah, I forgot Brock P: Brock Bree is cooking. JRD: Pardee. P: That's that's a system quarterback right there. I JRD: I it. I'll put a rock party in there. P: I really like Brev's list. The only issue I would had with it is I would move up Dak to seven, drop everyone else down. But Don: That's why I'm not mad at I think your list was fine too. It you just had that way too low. And I think that's just cause you hate the Cowboys. Brev: I'm taking I'm taking playoff concess. No, I ask Josh, I'm a big DAC defender. I think he's very over hated. He's for sure over hated. For sure. He's always P: Well, if you're gonna talk about success, you gotta talk about records but JRD: You say that, but I've never seen you defend him. Don: No, you're not. You yeah, you Brev: been a good quarterback and I've always said that. Don: You being a DAG defender, like you don't defend him. Only so you hate him. It's kinda like Ma saying he's a Star Wars fan. He he didn't say anything good about the all he talks about is like Brev: Dick. No. It's just cause this cool started talking about Angela, so I had to talk about Dak. MAS: Yeah, I'm not I don't like Star Wars at all, but I'm not a P: It's fun. MAS: Star Wars fan. I'm not a Star Wars fan. Don: Like it's you sh you say you're a fanatic, but you you don't do anything like a fan, you know what I mean? MAS: What are we talking about right now? You talking about me? Brev: I put Don: I'm just talking, I'm joking, I'm struggling, I'm showing. Brev: I put Herbert and Dak at nine and ten strictly because I'm also taking playoff playoffs into consideration. P: But then you you have to put Duck over Herbert then, right? Don: Yeah. A hundred percent. Brev: Well he's been in longer and he hasn't he's been to the same spot Herbert's been in. P: What does what does Herbert have? Like five consecutive playoff losses? No wins? Four? Brev: I think he's four now. Or three. Don: And Herbert is horrible, notoriously horrible in the playoffs. Brev: Three losses now. He's terrible. P: Yeah. Don: Dak is not that bad in the playoffs. And he's also plays I think Dak has played way worse teams than Herbert has in the playoffs. JRD: I feel like we have to be honest and we can't always say it's Dax's fault. you know, if your defense is giving up 36 points a game, it's going to be hard to win games. Don: You gotta score when you get the ball. Brev: can say that about a lot of teams that lose in the playoffs, bro. JRD: Like who? Brev: Let's see. Well you could say the same JRD: The bills Brev: thing about Herbert's offensive line in the playoffs. You could say the same thing about Josh Allen's receivers. Do you you know what I'm saying? JRD: Josh Allen, I love Josh Allen, but Josh Allen is one of the few quarterbacks who everybody gives excuses to. So you bringing up Josh Allen is pointless. People make excuses for just, I agree with you. I Brev: I'm just saying everyone loses it for different reasons. JRD: like you brought up Josh Allen. I love that. That was an amazing take, Brevin. That was a fire take. Say it again. Look at Josh Allen, yes. Look at Josh Allen. Look at the excuses people make for him. Thank you. Think of Herbert. I love that. Look at the excuses they make for Herbert. What is Doc's excuse? The reason why Doc doesn't give an excuse is he's an elite quarterback and he is... I don't know, man. I don't know why. Maybe because he's a cowboy? I don't know. He's the only person I have seen that booed winning Walter Payton of the year. No, no. It's messed up. Brev: That was crazy, bro. Don: Yo yo, out of the two out of the out P: That's crazy. That's crazy. Don: of those quarterbacks you mentioned, Dak had the best team out of all those quarterbacks you just mentioned. P: Out of JRD: I said Josh Allen. Don: Yes, I think Dak had a better team than Josh Allen. You put Josh Allen on the Cowboys, they're Super Bowl contenders. P: I don't know, Herbert got a pretty good Herbert did have the Brev: I feel like the Cowbo we've talked about this JRD: Okay. Brev: before the Cowboys always have a nice roster. Don: You put Josh Allen on the Cowboys, they are Super JRD: We have no defense! Don: Bowl contenders every year. Every year. What a c my gosh, he's CD Lamb? JRD: You think so? MAS: Yeah. P: Yeah, their Brev: If you put Josh Allen on the Cowboys, they are contenders one hundred percent. P: their defense was not that good last year. JRD: I can't even argue when I want to but I can't. I can't. Don: What are you talking about? I felt you put Justin Herbert on the Cowboys. They're a lot better. Brev: Could you imagine giving Josh Allen P: No no. JRD: No, no, P: See Jack is better than her. Don: I Dak is better than Herbert too. JRD: thank you. You know what? You know what? This is my fault. JD, would you like to go next? Don: For what, top ten quarterbacks? I JRD: the housing quarterbacks here. Don: think I like Brezzless. I Brezzless was solid. It just put Dak at like six or seven. JRD: Okay, what was your list? What's your top ten? The same SM? Don: Yeah, it just I would just put Dak Prescott at six for seven. JRD: So you being a 49ers fan, you believe your quarterback is in top 10. Don: I don't think Brock Purdy stopped him. JRD: Okay. Brev: They have a the Niners have a great team though. Don: I still I still would take Brock Purdy over a lot of other guys though. In that top ten. JRD: Okay. Don: Like I'm taking I'm taking Brock Curdy over Dak. I'm JRD: Okay. Don: taking him over Herbert. P: Dak is crazy. I I might take Brock Purdy over Goff. I don't know about Dak. Don: I'm taking I'm taking over a lot of those 'cause we've seen Doc we've seen Bob Purdy play in the playoffs. I am not worried about his playoff performance. P: He's a system quarterback. He had he had Clint Kubiak when they went to the Super Bowl. Brev: That's your boy. Don: Before he loves Clint Kubiac bro. JRD: Now now what we get a for a Josh Allen was on a 49ers he might go and defeat it Don: Yeah. A lot if a lot of quarterbacks are on the four nines are going to undefeated. P: You know what? Actually an argument against Brock Purdy, look what the Niners did with Mac Jones last year. They didn't really need Brock Purdy. Mac Jones Don: Okay. P: did the job. JRD: Hmm. Brev: He said, Okay. Don: I don't like when we do this. I don't P: Yeah. Don: like when we do this. Like when when when we have a backup quarterback in San Francisco that plays good, we know San Francisco's offense is a system. So all you gotta do is go in there and not throw and turn over the ball, hand the ball off when you need to, dump it down when you need to, find over man. You don't gotta do too much to win as a four down quarterback. So when we have a backup quarterback P: I think Don: come in, that does not mean they're better than Brock Purdy. P: I think th if there's an argument that your quarterback is a system quarterback and a lot of people are saying that, then there's a good chance he might be a system quarterback. Don: Are we acting like so Bro Brock Bro Brev: I feel like Don: Brock Furdy's a hundred percent a system quarterback, yes. But he is a great quarterback still. And that. Just how like Jared Goff is a system quarterback, he's P: Could he take over a game by himself? Don: a great system quarterback. Brev: I feel like I've seen Brock Prady extend the play a few times where he has to get out of there and make a make a throw. MAS: Yeah, you got great instruments. P: Yeah, yeah. And that's what's expected though in the NFL these Don: Rock Purdy has made a great plays and he could play in P: days. Don: the playoffs. Rock Purdy can win a game, bro. Not every system quarterback can do that. P: No, he he's a he's a good quarterback. I don't know about better than Dak, but Don: I don't think he's bringing the Dak, but I'm taking him over with Dak. That's what I'm saying. Yeah. I JRD: Easy, isn't P: Okay, I mean that's your point. That's fine. Don: I I th I don't think he's a top ten quarterback talent wise, but I'm taking over a lot of those quarterbacks. Brev: Yeah, he's a ninety fan, he's happy with Purdy as his quarterback. I mean JRD: Miguel? P: Now in twenty twenty seven we're gonna have to throw Fernando Mendoza in the top five, JRD: Okay. P: but Don: my gosh. Top five, you Brev: Maybe twenty twenty nine. Don: think some made that big with junk, or you just trolling? JRD: No. P: I don't know, probably not. Probably not. But he yeah, I think he's giving himself. Don: I don't even think I don't think I don't think Mendoza is a top fifteen quarterback until like year six when he goes to like the Cardinals or something. Brev: Top fifteen. P: If you look at the like past number one overall Don: Joking I'm trying. P: pick quarterbacks in the NFL, I think like the last ten or the last twenty, only one hasn't made it to the playoffs. So it's somet it's some crazy stat like that. Don: So you think he's just gonna be good just 'cause he was picked number one? P: I think he was picked number one because he was good. Brev: Prineman Does is gonna be a good quarterback for sure. JRD: How old is he? P: He's n he's pretty young. Twenty two, twenty three I think. Brev: Yeah. Dude, I hope I hope the raiders don't start him right JRD: for now. Brev: away and just throw him in the fire. They gotta take care of him. Don: What you gotta play card cards? JRD: Fernando's pretty young. P: No, I hope not. I hope they wait wait till that Cleveland game. Brev: They gotta wait, bro. They can't throw him in the fire like that. He's gonna get hurt. JRD: You guys said Fernando was pretty young? P: How old is he? Don: How old is Brev: I don't know, he might be like twenty three, twenty two. JRD: You guys have Fernando's Don: He's twenty two. JRD: pretty young. Don: He's twenty-two. P: Was he twenty four, twenty five? Brev: What is the yeah? Don: He's twenty-two. P: How old is he? Don: That's pretty young. JRD: That's Young Brev: That's young quarterback. JRD: for a rookie quarterback. Don: he's young. He's peer he's young, period. P: Yeah, that's very Brev: Well think about how long a quarterback can play. P: Yeah. JRD: Oh yeah, of course he's young, but I mean like young for a wookie quarterback? I don't think so. P: I mean I Don: Bro, P: guess there are some Don: V P: outliers that are younger, but yeah, he's a young guy at quarterback for sure. Don: Twenty two years old is still young, JRD: Okay. Don: period, bro. And that's that's it P: Yeah. Brev: Dude, you can play quarterback for eighteen years. So JRD: I guess that is VR. Yeah, Don: That's an ideal JRD: no. Don: that's ideal because Brock Purdy was a a old quarterback too and you see what happened, he when he became a starter, he was instantly good, bro. Because he had that that JRD: Yeah. Don: that wisdom on him already. JRD: I guess that's true. Guess that's Brev: Be year in the NFL though. JRD: alright. Eric, so right now, we have this thing called Hacker of the Week. It's your floor, you just give some words of encouragement. You can give an antidote if you would like, you know. The floor is yours, you got like 30 seconds, 45 seconds. P: I was trying I was trying to understand what this is. I was just thinking of the first quote that came to mind and it's JRD: Yeah. P: actually funny that you just mentioned GTA because I'm pretty sure this is GTA that I heard it from. I know it might be MAS: Ha ha. P: I might be getting a hard time quoting this, but my favorite quote No, it goes MAS: It's a Trevor quote. P: it's like it's some mission. I think it anyways, it goes, everyone thinks that they're the good guy. So no matter what obstacle you might come across in life, whether it be something or someone, just know that there's someone else that thinks that they're doing the right thing. And so in rather than hating what you're coming across, try to understand it. And by understanding it, you will have a better chance of getting past it. Everyone thinks they're the good guy. MAS: For sure. I think that's definitely a lot Brev: Have it off with that for sure. MAS: Yeah. No, that definitely applies for sure, especially to crime, 'cause a lot of times like you could talk about like is a person evil because of this crime they did, but if you knew the reasons behind it, it would definitely change your opinion. P: Of co of course I mean there's outliers out there, but I think for the most part people are good. They're just put in tough situations. MAS: y also, they might I don't know if it's the same quote, but what's his name? Sandman. He said, I'm not a bad man. I just had bad luck or something like that. JRD: Hmmmm P: It's Don: I think I think P: very similar. Don: what you're trying to do, Maz, you're just trying to justify crimes and you're trying to justify the criminal that Disney what they the crime that they did against Star Wars. JRD: Yeah, you know, no, yeah, no. MAS: Yeah. I'm I'm pro crime. P: it's not necessarily justifying MAS: I'm pro crime. P: crime though. It's just knowing that, you know, the Brev: Broke. P: guy might be completely in the wrong, but no one really thinks that they're the bad guy. They think that there's some right reason for doing it. Whether they MAS: I wanted New York to be Gotham when we went. P: are completely wrong. Don: Disney is a criminal and you're just trying to justify their crimes against Star Wars. JRD: Nah, MAS: Yeah. JRD: I mean there's some evil niggas who just don't give a f. Who just don't give a fuck. Don: That's for sure you build people out there. MAS: This one just I just blank the F word like JRD: Yeah, Brev: Yeah. JRD: that's the end word. Yeah. I'm just gonna go, fuck. I've been in some niggas who just don't give a fuck. Like, you know, if I'm gonna be completely honest... Like, nah, like, if I'm gonna be completely honest, like, bro, MAS: Yeah. Don: This will censor himself is crazy. Brev: yeah. JRD: that's looking at it the good way. Like, you know, like... You know, like, right now, like... Myself, I want to call myself, do I feel like I'm in the best position in my life? No. Do I think I should be in a better position? Yes. That is the myungbo. You know, I'm not making enough money. Let me go rob a car. It's like, no! That's not how it works. Don: But can I ask you this? MAS: yeah, for sure. Don: If you had the opportunity to rob a car, MAS: For sure. I'm afraid of jail, bruh. JRD: Yeah. Don: if you had the opportunity to rob the car or whatever rob whatever and not be caught, you would do it. Josh. You have you seen the movie Jumper? JRD: And I get caught, I wouldn't do it. I would never do that. Never. 100%. Like... Yeah. Don: If you had to teleport and properly you wouldn't be doing what he what he did. JRD: I would not become a- I- I- Power of Jennifer? MAS: I think robbing a car is a bad example. You say rob a bank, I might do Don: I w w w regardless. MAS: it. P: I I I see what you mean there. JRD: Our bank. P: I mean you're you're definitely affecting someone personally by robbing a JRD: Yeah, personally. Now, for Don: A JRD: example, Don: car, but a bank? JRD: when it comes to robbing a bank, Brev: No. JRD: that kind of goes to my own Don: They got insurance. JRD: belief system. I feel banks take advantage of Brev: Yeah. Did they get it back? JRD: impoverished people that are also greedy and conniving. So it's kind of like a Robin Hood situation. Brev: I better say. Yeah. JRD: But that's completely different. MAS: That's still a crime. JRD: Yeah, I get you, but I get you. I get you. Like, you know? Don: So you would still win the opportunity is right, basically. JRD: No, I would not. I would not. No, but we didn't have that. If I had powers to be like a jumper, like... Brev: I'm robbing a bank. Four share. MAS: Robin of Bay, no doubt. JRD: It's more of I have to test out my powers more than I want instead of money. No, I'm being honest with you. Brev: I'm not thinking about it twice. Don: No, no. Stay with your chest, you motherfucker. What the fuck? I just wanna test on my part. I just MAS: I'll determine. Brev: Come on, bro. What are we talking Don: wanna see if I Brev: about? Don: could rob it. So you guys gotta fix that a little bit over there, you know. I didn't think I can get through with this. Shut the fuck up. JRD: Yeah, yeah, no, no, no, no, but like here's the thing. I wouldn't take over the world like, you know, here's a better example I'm no Don: You wanna say you're taking over the world? JRD: no, no, here's a better example. I'm a one time No, MAS: I think anyone here, you're the one to take over the world. JRD: no, you know, here's an example one time. I was like I was young I think like 17 18 Like in a summer of like my after I graduated high school Me and my boy were walking and this dude like drop the money clip and it was all hundreds I picked it up my boy was like score and I was like Nah bro, you're trippin'. I was like, hey bro, and I ran to the guy and I handed him the money. It's like... Don: Okay, that's that's that's good. But what if you saw the clip? No, so like you see a wallet, name, address, all that good shit. They got a hundred and fifty dollars in there in cash. What are you doing with that wallet? Yeah, but you didn't see the guy, you didn't see the guy drop it. You just saw a wallet. JRD: I did that at our house. I did that at our house. Remember, I walked into the house and said, bro, someone dropped their wallet. And I called them, I typed in on the Sammy app, and I was like, hey, bro, I found your wallet. And they pulled up to our house. Huh? They had cash. Yes. Don: And they had cash in there? They had cash? They had cash? Did they have cash? How much cash did they have in there? JRD: I'm not gonna lie to you. It was enough for like, if I wasn't, like you know the person I was, I would've took it. It was enough for I wanted to take it, it was a lot. Don: So Brev: See he counted it. He counted it for sure. Don: I was outside I was JRD: I really wanted to take it but I didn't. Because I remember, you guys remember, I got mad at Ron. Ron was like, I'm gonna take that shit. And I was like, no you're not. And I took a while to bathroom, I thought you trippin bro. We were on the couch, like this is like. Don: I was outside I was outside downtown with some homegirls. We found a wallet. We're walking to another bar from a different bar. We found a wallet on the floor. And I I kid you not, there was like what? Maybe fifty, sixty dollars in the in the wallet. And I'm with like it's me and like three other girls. And I'm like, yo, we about to go to this bar. I just found a wallet with sixty dollars. We just got free beers at least. But me being a good man, I am. I took the money out and I dropped the wallet off to the bar Tinder security guard in the front. P: You know Don: So the guy still gets his credit cards, his fucking whatever other cards he has in his wallet. He just might have to lose a couple, you know, a couple dollars. He paid the convenience fee. Because the chud, Brev: Yeah. He paid a convenience fee, honestly. Yeah. JRD: Noooo Don: a homeless person could have picked that wallet up, wiped it, wiped their ass with it, threw their cars in the creek. You know? Now he has a chance to get his shit back. Brev: Yours went to a good cause. JRD: Bye! I would argue- MAS: There's a cost of being Don: You just gotta buy me and my homegirls a couple of beers MAS: irresponsible. Don: real quick. JRD: I would argue you keeping Brev: I'm not mad at it. JRD: his cash, you letting him keep his cash and his ID and using his cards is better because you're to put it to your bank. I wouldn't do either. But I'm saying you're talking about what's better. I wouldn't Don: Nah, I'm not I'm not using someone else's card. That's crazy. That's crazy. Brev: That's how you get arrested. JRD: do either. I wouldn't do either, honestly. I wouldn't do either. I'm not taking money in that. Don: I'm taking the cash though. So I put myself in a situation. If I MAS: Yeah, I'm not taking no money. Don: lose my wallet on the street and I have cash in there, I'm already the cash is going to me. It's going. I just want to find my wallet. So if I find my wallet with all JRD: You guys got... Don: my cards, no cash, I'm solid. I shouldn't have lost in the first place. JRD: You guys gotta travel more, that is not the mindset around the world. You guys gotta travel more. MAS: See, but I think with that way of thinking though, 'cause Don: What MAS: I feel like if I'm if I am already like eliminating the cash from my wallet, that's the same mentality of me gaining that cash. Like I don't need that cash, so I'm not gonna take that cash. Don: Yeah, I don't carry as much I don't carry cash that I'm JRD: Thank you, Miguel. Don: not willing to lose. 'Cause I can lose my wallet any day of the week. So I'm not putting fifty five hundred dollars in my wallet. JRD: I'm- I'mma be- I'mma- I'mma- I'mma be honest, the only time I carry my debit card is when I'm out traveling. I- I- I- I will pay. I'm POOP! I'm POOP! Don: Me too. But I I the the most cash I have on me when I'm traveling, only Brev: you have to. Don: time I have a lot of cash on me is I'm going to the strip club. JRD: I'm traveling. P: okay. MAS: Pocket full of wine. JRD: Yeah, that was the truth. Yeah, I'd be tapping. I'm boop. Mm-hmm. Or if I'm going on a date or something, and like, you know, I don't want to ask the person how to get up, you know, walk over there, tap my card, walk back. It's easy just to hand the card, have them swipe it. But then again, bro, you know, working in the food industry, I have seen hella niggas lose someone's card. Don: Yeah, it's bad, bro. MAS: More of a hack, I guess, is there's always another way. Don't you don't gotta you don't gotta be the bad guy. JRD: There's always another way, yeah. No, Brev: Yeah, everyone thinks they're the good guy, but there's definitely people out there who think they're the bad guy. JRD: no, no, it's the term, it's like, the only person that thinks of it good guy that isn't good is a selfish person. P: I think mo I think everyone thinks you're a good guy, dude. I mean, everyone's arguing MAS: Ha ha ha. Don: It's a problem. P: different things right now. I don't think anyone in this chat thinks you're a bad guy, right? Brev: Not in MAS: No, I do. Brev: this chat, there were five guys though. There's definitely out there who think, Yeah, I'm the bad guy, I'm the villain. Yeah. P: Well yeah, but of course yeah, there's a novel. I mean one one in JRD: Mmmmm Don: I mean. JRD: I have done MAS: It's always like JRD: some stuff where I know I was the bad guy that I forgot about. P: every one hundred statistically is a psychopath. Yes, there's MAS: Yeah. P: one in a hundred. JRD: No, I have done some foul stuff. Brev: One in a hundred is still a lot of people in the role. MAS: It's like that. P: Do you think you have a bad soul? Do you think you're you don't care from bad people? Just because you've got bad soul? No. JRD: I mean, I've repented, you know, but I've done a lot of bad things in my life. I'm not perfect, you I'm not gonna say that at all. But when I do something incorrect, I don't think I'm being a good guy. I'm 100 % full-conceited, you know, I shouldn't do this. I'm just, I'm... P: Well yeah. That literally proves that you think that you shouldn't be doing things and that you think you're better than that. JRD: Huh? P: That literally proves that you you've have morals and you shouldn't be doing that. So you wouldn't think that you're a bad guy because you feel like I mean yes, people think that they mess up and have done bad things. But I think part of having that feeling is you realizing that this isn't the person that I really want to be. JRD: There was a period in my life where I said I was a degenerate and a bad person. Don: You yeah, that was like last week. JRD: No, it was 2019 to P: Ha ha ha. JRD: 2020. Don: I think if honestly what it comes down to it, if I have powers, I think I will not be a hero. I'll be leaning more towards a villain. And I don't think I'm morally bad or I have a conscience. I have morals. Yes. Like I'm I'm robbing JRD: Antihero, antihero. P: Antihero, yeah. Mo most people would be anti Don: the bank with teleportation powers. Like I might I might Brev: Yeah. I mean that's not P: Yeah, but you're not gonna pull Brev: a question. Why were we even talking about that? That's not a question. All of us would do P: a Thanos, are you? Don: I'm just saying, like, Brev: that. Don: I don't I don't wanna consider myself a good guy as far in that aspect. JRD: No, but here's the thing, like, would you rob someone like Jeff Bezos? Don: Yes, I'll rob. If I had the opportunity and that fool already has like trillions of dollars, I'm robbing him. He might he might Brev: Yeah, I might bro. Bro. If I had teleportation powers I might have a list of people, bro, honestly. Like let's be honest, bro. Come on, man. I who are we talking Don: Yes, he might he might get lost just just curves. MAS: He's just hitting up four but is he in a four's magazine on the corner and then just going. P: But you're those are people that you think deserve it. Brev: about? P: Those are people you think that deserve it or that don't need Don: Yeah. MAS: Jeff Bezos, check. P: it or something like that. That's different Don: Yeah. P: than like actually hurting JRD: Oprah Tech. P: people that you think are innocent, you know? Yeah. Yeah. Don: Innocent people. Like I yeah, I wouldn't I wouldn't rob no random person. MAS: Some Robin Hoods though. P: Most most people that do crime or or anything think that they do it because there's a reason to justify it, you know what I mean? So that whole wallet argument earlier, you're justifying taking their money by returning their wallet. That's your justification. That's you telling yourself that I'm not doing a bad thing. MAS: Mm-hmm. Don: no, I know that was bad. No, he's talking about me. JRD: I didn't take their money. Brev: Bro. If I had P: I didn't see you. Brev: if I had teleportation powers, no one in the AFC South is safe other than the Colts. Honestly. P: Yeah. Don: Ha That's crazy. Now he's threatening Will Beans. All right. It's the hack box. MAS: Yeah. That's what we gotta end that there. Don: Hey, shout out shout out Eric for sliding with us. JRD: Alright. Brev: Shout out, Eric. Don: Shout out Eric bro. MAS: Yeah. P: This is definitely fun experience Don: That's full of sad. P: coming on there. 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