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Hour 4 - The Price to Pay · The Ben Maller Show

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  Speaker 2: It's our number four, Hour four the Ben Malers Show Podcast.
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  Speaker 2: hour number four, how is the future looking for John
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  Speaker 2: Harbaugh with the Ravens? Is he officially on the hot seat?
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  Speaker 2: Taylor Swifts fans accused of rigging the NFL's Pro Bowl
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  Speaker 2: vote for Travis Kelcey. What does the evidence show? And
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  Speaker 2: the Chiefs are leaving Arrowhead Stadium for a new facility
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  Speaker 2: All right, so we get back to it. So our
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  Speaker 2: lead this hour from Baltimore Home of Sports with Coleman,
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  Speaker 2: a friend of mine. So the Ravens coach John Harbaugh,
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  Speaker 2: he used to call the show. Well, the fake John
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  Speaker 2: Harbaugh used to call the show. So the Ravens coach
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  Speaker 2: John Harbaugh addressing questions that he is skating on thin
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  Speaker 2: ice with the Ravens, so he gave a boilerplate response.
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  Speaker 2: Now we have a long SoundBite here. If you didn't
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  Speaker 2: hear what he said, maybe not. I want to play
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  Speaker 2: a little bit of it, and then I'll probably cut
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  Speaker 2: it off because I'll be bored. I'll probably be bored.
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  Speaker 2: We have it all right, let's play it. I I'll
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  Speaker 2: get bored and I'll cut it off and then we'll
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  Speaker 2: start talking about But here's John Harball. I was asked
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  Speaker 2: about being on the hot seat as the Ravens do
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  Speaker 2: not look like they're going to make the playoffs. Here's
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  Speaker 2: what Harball had to say. It's a sports it's how
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  Speaker 2: it works, you know.
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  Speaker 3: And one thing I always have believed is that, first
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  Speaker 3: of all, coaching at any at any any level is
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  Speaker 3: a day to day job, you know, and your job
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  Speaker 3: is to do the best job you can today and
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  Speaker 3: to do anything you can to help your players and
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  Speaker 3: your coaches, if you're a head coach, be the best
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  Speaker 3: they can be every single day. And it's never been
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  Speaker 3: about keeping a job. And there's no such thing as
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  Speaker 3: like your job or my job.
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  Speaker 2: You know.
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  Speaker 4: We have we have.
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  Speaker 3: Responsibilities, we're given opportunities to steward those responsibilities, and you're
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  Speaker 3: given a job to do that until you're not, you know,
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  Speaker 3: and then you try to do the best. I try
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  Speaker 3: to do the job, not try to keep the job,
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  Speaker 3: because there's no such thing as having a job.
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  Speaker 2: It's just doing a job, right, So my focus is
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  Speaker 2: on the money. I try to do the job, not
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  Speaker 2: try to keep the job. That was the money quote
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  Speaker 2: from John Harbaugh. Now Harball, he's sixty three. It'll look
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  Speaker 2: sixty three. Must be doing the pineapple smoothie from Doc
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  Speaker 2: Mike anyway, sixty three he said. Also later on, I
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  Speaker 2: said we don't have control over that except the job
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  Speaker 2: we do today, and repeated that a couple of times.
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  Speaker 2: Harbaugh did sign a three year contract extension with Baltimore
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  Speaker 2: back in marsh Submit means he'd get a two year
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  Speaker 2: golden parachute there if he were to be let go.
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  Speaker 2: He's the all time winning his coach in the franchise
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  Speaker 2: which hadn't been around that long, the old Cleveland Browns
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  Speaker 2: who became the Baltimore Ravens back in the nineties, and
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  Speaker 2: so that is a good jumping off point. Let us
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  Speaker 2: discuss the question how is the future looking for John
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  Speaker 2: Harbaugh with the Ravens. So I've got confectionery, Mario Kart,
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  Speaker 2: and wrecking Ball, and we will combine all of these
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  Speaker 2: things together and we are going to have the Baba
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  Speaker 2: Gnooche with a side of Gaba ghoul, the Baba with
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  Speaker 2: a side of gogol. All right now, to lead off,
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  Speaker 2: As you know, being a talk show host, we like
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  Speaker 2: to psychoanalyze things because why not. So let's psychoanalyze this
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  Speaker 2: because that's what we do. That is what we do.
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  Speaker 2: So when John Harbaugh talks about today and later on
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  Speaker 2: he mentioned the process, I don't hear a guy packing
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  Speaker 2: his boxes. I'm hearing a guy that's planning on rearranging
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  Speaker 2: the furniture, is what I hear. Now, no coach is
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  Speaker 2: gonna come out and say, oh man, I'm getting whacked.
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  Speaker 2: I got no chance. Man, They're gonna give me the
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  Speaker 2: death chamber. No, he's not gonna say that. And what
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  Speaker 2: job isn't a job where you just guaranteed employment if
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  Speaker 2: you're bad at your job. I guess there's some government
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  Speaker 2: jobs like that, right. The cliche is, you know, as
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  Speaker 2: you go to the DMV the people are like, they
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  Speaker 2: all seem to be upset and hate each other and smell,
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  Speaker 2: and they don't do their job. They're not very efficient,
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  Speaker 2: all right, So I guess they have security of your
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  Speaker 2: tenured professor at Havid Yad. You don't have to worry
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  Speaker 2: about about doing a good job or anything like that.
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  Speaker 2: And there's some politicians that seem to not really care
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  Speaker 2: about the job that they do. But I aside from that,
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  Speaker 2: so it doesn't seem like he's in panic mode. It's
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  Speaker 2: just kind of like spaw music in my head in
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  Speaker 2: the background in cucumber water. You're never that upset when
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  Speaker 2: you're having cucumber waters, which is disgusting about it. I
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  Speaker 2: hate that. Hate that. So the Ravens, if you look
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  Speaker 2: at their history, they don't fire coaches. They don't go
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  Speaker 2: around like sometimes fire coaches every couple years. They're not
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  Speaker 2: like Floyd Mayweather changes his underwear every day. They're not
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  Speaker 2: like that. They're not there's stability based franchise and they're
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  Speaker 2: not quite up to the level of the Petsburg Steelers,
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  Speaker 2: but not that far behind. When you look at the
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  Speaker 2: history in the last twenty years of the Baltimore Ravens,
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  Speaker 2: it's mostly been Brian Billick and John Harbaugh. And right
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  Speaker 2: now John Harbaugh is at the confection Areya and he's
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  Speaker 2: eating some Rocky Road ice cream and it's a little messy,
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  Speaker 2: it's very crunchry, and there's some gunt. I think that's
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  Speaker 2: like a nut stuck in his in the teeth there,
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  Speaker 2: which is a problem. But nobody's calling the Health inspector
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  Speaker 2: anything like that. And so as long as you serve
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  Speaker 2: some delicious double scoop chocolate chip next season, everything will
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  Speaker 2: be fine. And the controversy is do the Ravens hit
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  Speaker 2: the a jet button on Lamar Jackson? And hearing some
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  Speaker 2: more rumblings about that. So if that happens, then do
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  Speaker 2: you keep Harball around because you're gonna suck by design
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  Speaker 2: for a couple of years and all that. And the
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  Speaker 2: other problem is who do you replace John Harball with.
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  Speaker 2: There's I mean Robert Salah, who'se Niner. Defense allowed Philip Rivers,
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  Speaker 2: who's a grandfather, to average seven point nine yards per
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  Speaker 2: pass in the game last night. He's one of the
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  Speaker 2: top candidates. Really, what are we doing? So he's out there.
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  Speaker 2: Ownership also matters in this. You've got the owner of
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  Speaker 2: the Ravens who's not reactionary. He's not one of these
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  Speaker 2: guys that flips tables and puts on a show and
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  Speaker 2: all that stuff. And so he's not that guy. And
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  Speaker 2: it doesn't I'll put his way. If it was a plane,
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  Speaker 2: it feels like there's turbulence. We're not preparing for a
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  Speaker 2: crash landing in Baltimore. Right. Furthermore to the voting booth,
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  Speaker 2: we go another story about an event that nobody will watch.
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  Speaker 2: The NFL announced that Chiefs tight end Travis Kelcey. Yes,
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  Speaker 2: that Travis Kelcey, for the second consecutive year, is the
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  Speaker 2: most popular player in the NFL. Based on the Pro
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  Speaker 2: Bowl vote, he got the most votes. Travis Kelcey. He
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  Speaker 2: got not just a few more votes than number two.
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  Speaker 2: Number two was Josh Allen. He won by a landslide
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  Speaker 2: Travis Kelcey. We're talking about one hundred and fifty thousand
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  Speaker 2: more votes for Travis Kelcey than Josh Allen of the Bills.
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  Speaker 2: So the question Taylor Swift's fan base accused of quote
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  Speaker 2: rigging the NFL's Pro Bowl vote obviously for Travis kelce
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  Speaker 2: What does the evidence show now, as you know, not
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  Speaker 2: only do I moonlight as a gas bag. We have
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  Speaker 2: the Malor Investigative Bureau, the MiB, the Maler Investigative Bureau,
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  Speaker 2: which has been activated. So this is clickbait democracy is
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  Speaker 2: what this is. Click and a click. The numbers do
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  Speaker 2: not lie. They don't lie, but they don't tell the
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  Speaker 2: truth either. Kelsey season in Kansas City was fine, some
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  Speaker 2: would say solid. I'd put it in the fine category.
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  Speaker 2: You're not gonna run off and post a little video
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  Speaker 2: on TikTok about it or any of the other social
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  Speaker 2: media and yet he is lapping the field, Travis Kelce.
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  Speaker 2: It's like Mario Kart, the turbo boost on Mario Kart. Dude, Like,
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  Speaker 2: what's going on with it? And we all know where
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  Speaker 2: the turbo boost came from. It's not some kind of
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  Speaker 2: mystery theater. It's not. You don't have to be Sherlock
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  Speaker 2: Holmes to connect the dots together. Here. You've got online voting,
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  Speaker 2: anonymous clicks, people using VPNs, an army of Swifties who
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  Speaker 2: treat poles like a holy crusade for the honor of
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  Speaker 2: Taylor Swift. So this is not a ballot box. The
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  Speaker 2: NFL has to brag about this. It's an online vote
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  Speaker 2: thing is. But it's a pinball machine, is what it is.
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  Speaker 2: Here and Travis Kelce is surfing the afterglow of Taylor Swift.
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  Speaker 2: It's like they're at White Kikey Beach and he's surfing
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  Speaker 2: the afterglow there. Cowabunga, dude, that's what he's saying. Meanwhile,
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  Speaker 2: the guy's actually producing at a higher clip than Travis Kelce.
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  Speaker 2: Well they're they're not getting married to the most famous
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  Speaker 2: woman in the world. So no Pro Bowl for you.
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  Speaker 2: They were neutered, all right, neudt The Pro Bowl itself
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  Speaker 2: has also been neutered. You've got dodgeball, Tug of War,
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  Speaker 2: and tic tac toe. It's not sacred. It was really
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  Speaker 2: never sacred, at least at one point the players tried.
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  Speaker 2: There was that famous clip of the I think it
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  Speaker 2: was a safety for the Washington Redskins tackling the punter
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  Speaker 2: and knocking him to the shadow realm in the Pro
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  Speaker 2: Bowl and why but the online vote it just doesn't
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  Speaker 2: smell right, something not kosher about it. And then the
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  Speaker 2: evidence says that it's obviously not football. It's fandom roulette
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  Speaker 2: and the bots always win. The bots always win, all right.
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  Speaker 2: Last thing we stay in the show me state. As
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  Speaker 2: the news came out in the last twenty four hours
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  Speaker 2: here that the state of Missouri will be losing another
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  Speaker 2: NFL team. Years ago, if you're old, they had a
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  Speaker 2: team called the Saint Louis Cardinals. So they went to Arizona.
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  Speaker 2: Then they got the Rams and they stayed for twenty years,
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  Speaker 2: and then they went back to LA and now Kansas
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  Speaker 2: City about to say, turn at the lots the parties over. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: they're gone. Chiefs are leaving their longtime home at Arrowheads
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  Speaker 2: Stadium for a new domed facility just to cross the
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  Speaker 2: way there in Kansas and Toto, We're not in Kansas anymore.
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  Speaker 2: You want to bet ye, we'll go back to Kansas.
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  Speaker 2: So the Chiefs announced their intention to move after some
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  Speaker 2: lawmakers decided to give them a bunch of the public money,
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  Speaker 2: a bunch of taxpayer money. And so they said, here
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  Speaker 2: we go. We're going to raise taxes and we're going
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  Speaker 2: to give you the money. The Chiefs said, okay, we
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  Speaker 2: love a good bailout. Not bailout. This is a corporate
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  Speaker 2: handout and we need that. You know, we're really struggling
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  Speaker 2: over here in Kansas City. We're not making any money
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  Speaker 2: and we need the money. So they said, okay, we
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  Speaker 2: have no problems in Kansas. There's no issues at all
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  Speaker 2: with anything, and we're good. Everyone's got enough money, the cops,
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  Speaker 2: the fire people, there's no homeless people in Kansas. It's
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  Speaker 2: all good. So the question is this the Chiefs leaving
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  Speaker 2: Arrowhead Stadium for a new facility across the Missouri state
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  Speaker 2: line in Kansas. What do you like and what do
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  Speaker 2: you dislike about this? So the first thing is rather obviously,
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  Speaker 2: I finally went to Arrowhead Stadium for the first time
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  Speaker 2: last year. I hate the fact that the years are
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  Speaker 2: number and not moving right away. They still have to
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  Speaker 2: build the stadium in Kansas. They still have to build
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  Speaker 2: the stadium, so that moving right now, But it's gonna
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  Speaker 2: be a few more years and we'll go by before
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  Speaker 2: you know it. And Arrowhead, I've not seen a game
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  Speaker 2: at Lambeofield. I was at lambeau Field. I just went
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  Speaker 2: to the gift shop, which is the size of Costco.
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  Speaker 2: It's like a Costco and a Walmart combined. That's the
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  Speaker 2: gift shop there at Lambeofield. But I didn't the actual
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  Speaker 2: game there because the Packers weren't playing when I was
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  Speaker 2: in Green Bay, have been to Arrowhead, did see a
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  Speaker 2: game there. My friend Bob Fesco, the big morning guy
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  Speaker 2: in Kansas City, hooked me up, give me the VIP package.
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  Speaker 2: We went tailgating. It was awesome, said a great time,
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  Speaker 2: and it is a really a cathedral of pigskins the
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  Speaker 2: way I would describe it. And for those that like football,
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  Speaker 2: it's a bit of a holy site and only get
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  Speaker 2: too dramatic. And you don't just tailgate there though it's
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  Speaker 2: a pilgrimage. They just do it different. You know. Brot's
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  Speaker 2: in the air everywhere, the smoke, the smell, the noise.
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  Speaker 2: We had a ceremonial burning of a stuffed animal when
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  Speaker 2: I was there, Crown men crying in the barbecue. That's
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  Speaker 2: a great thing. But this is really it's a microcosm
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  Speaker 2: of where we are in America. We've been this way
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  Speaker 2: a long time, where you have these great stadiums and
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  Speaker 2: the wrecking ball comes in and you just knock them down.
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  Speaker 2: There's a soccer team. I think this is still the
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  Speaker 2: case in one of the countries around England that plays
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  Speaker 2: in a stadium that was built in the eighteen hundreds.
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  Speaker 2: They still play there in America, if a stadium is
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  Speaker 2: more than twenty five years old, it's it's just disgusting.
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  Speaker 2: You're like, I need a new stadium. I need I
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  Speaker 2: must have a new stadium. And so yeah, you got
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  Speaker 2: Finway and Wrigley Field, maybe even Dodger Stadium. Now is
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  Speaker 2: considered a relic. It's considered a relic. And so these
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  Speaker 2: things are disposable. It's like a plastic fork. You don't
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  Speaker 2: get attached to a plastic fork. You have your meal
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  Speaker 2: and you throw the thing away and that's it. You
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  Speaker 2: move on. And so even though Arrowhead is considered for
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  Speaker 2: those that like football at church, if you will, or
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  Speaker 2: a temple and from the thing that we love. If
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  Speaker 2: I own the Chiefs, I would do the same thing
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  Speaker 2: if I own the Chiefs. Here it is a savvy
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  Speaker 2: business move. It's like a seesaw. You go to Kansas,
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  Speaker 2: you get your new stadium. Thirty years later, you go
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  Speaker 2: back to Missouri, said bring the Chiefs home. Okay, we'll
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  Speaker 2: bring the Chiefs home. Thirty years after that, go back
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  Speaker 2: to Kansas, you go yin. In the end, you take
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  Speaker 2: you take the taxpayer money from Kansas and then the
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  Speaker 2: politicians change, you know, thirty years from now twenty years
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  Speaker 2: from now in Missouri and you go back across the way.
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  Speaker 2: And for those who don't know, I've seen a lot
• 18:08
  Speaker 2: of people writing these oh my god, it's so sad
• 18:10
  Speaker 2: they're leaving Missouri behind stories, which tells me you don't
• 18:14
  Speaker 2: know the geography of Kansas City. They will still be
• 18:17
  Speaker 2: the Kansas City Chiefs. They're going to be moving to
• 18:20
  Speaker 2: Kansas City, Kansas, which is and I've been to Kansas
• 18:24
  Speaker 2: City a few times, and it's somewhat confusing.
• 18:27
  Speaker 5: When you don't go there or you've never been there,
• 18:29
  Speaker 5: and I know it a little bit, but you literally
• 18:31
  Speaker 5: drive on certain streets you go into Kansas, back to Missouri,
• 18:36
  Speaker 5: back into Kansas, back into Missouri.
• 18:38
  Speaker 2: And it's just the way the city is set up
• 18:41
  Speaker 2: their sister cities, and there's like it's no big deal
• 18:44
  Speaker 2: at all. If you live there, you're shopping in Kansas
• 18:46
  Speaker 2: if you live in Missouri, and vice versa. So that's
• 18:49
  Speaker 2: just the way it is in Kansas is emptying the
• 18:51
  Speaker 2: safety deposit box, giving a bunch of money out, and
• 18:54
  Speaker 2: they're going to get their little Final four matchups, and
• 18:57
  Speaker 2: they'll get their college bowl games and they'll have the
• 19:00
  Speaker 2: college football playoff in Kansas City, and they'll maybe even
• 19:04
  Speaker 2: get a Super Bowl. The White Whale for Lamar Hunt.
• 19:07
  Speaker 2: They'll get the Super Bowl at some point, and logistically
• 19:12
  Speaker 2: it works. Now, what I dislike is this is yet
• 19:14
  Speaker 2: another cold weather outdoor venue that's going away. Within the
• 19:18
  Speaker 2: next five years or so, Arrowhead Stadium will go away.
• 19:21
  Speaker 2: The Chicago Bears are in negotiations to move to a
• 19:24
  Speaker 2: dome stadium. The Cleveland Browns are trying to get a
• 19:27
  Speaker 2: dome stadium. The Washington Commanders are going to get a
• 19:30
  Speaker 2: dome stadium. These are all cold weather outdoor teams. Now,
• 19:33
  Speaker 2: there are still a lot. It's about my mind malor math.
• 19:35
  Speaker 2: There's like nine to ten teams that will still continue
• 19:38
  Speaker 2: to be outdoors. The Patriots, the Green Bay Packers, the Eagles,
• 19:42
  Speaker 2: the Jets, the Giants. Baltimore is also on there and
• 19:47
  Speaker 2: Cincinnati so but the bunch of them are going from
• 19:50
  Speaker 2: cold weather to domes. And I love a snowglow game.
• 19:53
  Speaker 2: If I was a fan, I wouldn't want to sit.
• 19:55
  Speaker 2: I said the coldst game. I said it was a
• 19:56
  Speaker 2: Chiefs game. Actually the one I went to and it
• 19:58
  Speaker 2: was freezing, my my, you know what, off it was
• 20:02
  Speaker 2: very cold. Watching a game at home is great theater
• 20:05
  Speaker 2: when it's snowing and it's just fun and they'll have
• 20:09
  Speaker 2: all the creature comforts. You can up charge. That's the
• 20:11
  Speaker 2: key to these states. You upcharge, you know, take take
• 20:14
  Speaker 2: that dumb money from rich people who just have so
• 20:16
  Speaker 2: much money. I don't what to do. You know, you
• 20:18
  Speaker 2: up charge for this, that, the other thing, the thing
• 20:20
  Speaker 2: of a jig, the whole thing, what you mnna call it.
• 20:23
  Speaker 2: And progress wins, tradition lost yet again, and they're gonna
• 20:27
  Speaker 2: clime Ah. We're gonna build the staiums kind of look
• 20:28
  Speaker 2: like Arrowhead. No, they're gonna build it for luxury boxes.
• 20:32
  Speaker 2: They're gonna build it with a club down, a couple
• 20:34
  Speaker 2: of clubs, because that's what you do. You try to
• 20:36
  Speaker 2: appeal to the rich, and that's what you're going for.
• 20:39
  Speaker 2: And Arrowhead will eventually become just a memory and it's
• 20:43
  Speaker 2: you know, that's it. So it is The Ben Mahlor
• 20:46
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• 21:31
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• 21:33
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• 21:33
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• 21:35
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• 21:38
  Speaker 1: Quick, knowledgeable and funny, opinionated.
• 21:42
  Speaker 2: What are you doing? Were interrupting our promo? Yeah, he
• 21:45
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• 21:46
  Speaker 6: You took those clips totally out of context.
• 21:49
  Speaker 7: Oh yeah, well after this promo, I'm gonna take you
• 21:52
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• 21:53
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• 21:56
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• 22:02
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• 22:05
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• 22:06
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• 22:12
  Speaker 1: you why Santaquaus coming to.
• 22:22
  Speaker 8: He's making this.
• 22:24
  Speaker 4: He's catching it.
• 22:25
  Speaker 5: Calfline, Madison, He's gonna find those who's body or nice?
• 22:31
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• 22:35
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• 22:51
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• 22:55
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• 22:59
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• 23:01
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• 23:05
  Speaker 2: end of the year as we wind things down, though
• 23:07
  Speaker 2: you never really whind things down. Programming note, this is
• 23:12
  Speaker 2: my last live show on the radio for the year.
• 23:15
  Speaker 2: Plan on being back if they'll have me back. I'll
• 23:17
  Speaker 2: see if by card keyworks when I come back in here.
• 23:19
  Speaker 2: But I will be doing the podcast on the weekends,
• 23:22
  Speaker 2: the Fifth Hour Podcast. That is the plan anyway, so
• 23:25
  Speaker 2: make sure to listen to that and the YouTube show
• 23:28
  Speaker 2: Penny Versus the Penny on YouTube. A couple episodes there
• 23:32
  Speaker 2: every NFL game. That's how we roll, so we have
• 23:36
  Speaker 2: that to look forward to as well. Late Night Drug
• 23:39
  Speaker 2: tester says, if the Chiefs get a dome, will there
• 23:42
  Speaker 2: at least be vents to let in the barbecue aroma
• 23:45
  Speaker 2: from the tailgating area. It's a great point. Fine is
• 23:50
  Speaker 2: the other F word, like me and fer dog. Will
• 23:53
  Speaker 2: be fine until you come back next year. I'm sure
• 23:56
  Speaker 2: you will be a Doug or Douglas rather than Mississippi.
• 24:00
  Speaker 2: A big support. Thank you Doug for the car. Where's there,
• 24:02
  Speaker 2: mister irrigation from Houston checking in there? Chuck the ram
• 24:06
  Speaker 2: fan points out in England there was a road there
• 24:10
  Speaker 2: built in the eighteen hundreds. Okay, let's go to the phones.
• 24:15
  Speaker 2: Let's say hello to eeny Meenie miney Moe, moving man
• 24:18
  Speaker 2: Matt with the mobile Mallard billboard on the highways and
• 24:22
  Speaker 2: byways of North America. Has he made it home to
• 24:26
  Speaker 2: his native land down in Boston. Let's find out right now, Marzl.
• 24:30
  Speaker 8: Toof Happy Honicer, Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays to everyone. I
• 24:35
  Speaker 8: am in Virginia Beach. I will be boarding iron Bird
• 24:38
  Speaker 8: first thing in the morning Christmas Eve to go home.
• 24:42
  Speaker 8: Sant and I will be flying in together.
• 24:45
  Speaker 2: And nice your truck Saturday. Your truck will be safe
• 24:50
  Speaker 2: somewhere in a secret location in the Virginia Beach area.
• 24:54
  Speaker 10: Yes, I have.
• 24:56
  Speaker 8: Had some partners I've done a lot of work with.
• 24:58
  Speaker 8: So I'm parking at their place.
• 25:00
  Speaker 2: Uh okay, perfect, there you go, be home home all
• 25:03
  Speaker 2: the holidays, planes, trains, and automobiles.
• 25:06
  Speaker 8: I don't know about the holidays. I'll be New Year's Day.
• 25:08
  Speaker 8: I'll be back in LA. I know that.
• 25:10
  Speaker 2: Oh all right, very excited. Look at that making the
• 25:13
  Speaker 2: big money, big money, big money, big money.
• 25:15
  Speaker 8: And January twenty third, I'll be back to La. Buy
• 25:17
  Speaker 8: So it's gonna be busy.
• 25:19
  Speaker 2: Now those are those people? Are those people leaving LA
• 25:22
  Speaker 2: or coming to LA.
• 25:24
  Speaker 8: I do a lot of government relocations.
• 25:27
  Speaker 2: So it's okay. I got you.
• 25:29
  Speaker 8: They don't They don't really have a choice. They signed
• 25:32
  Speaker 8: they signed up to not have a choice. So and
• 25:34
  Speaker 8: I like their lack of choice.
• 25:36
  Speaker 2: It's good for your business, I got you.
• 25:38
  Speaker 8: I guess it works out great. So excellent mount of
• 25:42
  Speaker 8: log Although I'd like to can I polish up your work?
• 25:45
  Speaker 2: You're gonna touch up my work. I don't need my
• 25:46
  Speaker 2: work touched off. What's wrong? I'm a professional broadcast How
• 25:49
  Speaker 2: dare you agreed?
• 25:50
  Speaker 8: I think it was fantastic. Although I think you missed
• 25:53
  Speaker 8: a golden opportunity. Advocate for them to go closer further
• 25:56
  Speaker 8: out on I seventy and build that stadium right next
• 26:00
  Speaker 8: to the bird Todd. I mean think about the placement
• 26:05
  Speaker 8: for the for the mall food item.
• 26:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah, how's Todd. Todd hasn't called the show in a while.
• 26:11
  Speaker 2: Its Todd, Okay, I haven't heard from Todd in a while.
• 26:12
  Speaker 2: He still talked to him.
• 26:14
  Speaker 8: I actually haven't talked to him either because I haven't
• 26:16
  Speaker 8: had time to stop in.
• 26:18
  Speaker 2: All right, you gotta let me know. Tell Todd to
• 26:19
  Speaker 2: check in because I haven't heard from Todd in a while.
• 26:22
  Speaker 2: And there's some rumors they change the menu, and I'm
• 26:24
  Speaker 2: concerned about that, so I want to make sure it's
• 26:26
  Speaker 2: still on the menu.
• 26:28
  Speaker 8: Oh, I guarantee it's still. They will never come off. Okay,
• 26:30
  Speaker 8: I've had talks with him on that topic.
• 26:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah. For those who don't know, there's a well we
• 26:37
  Speaker 2: have the most famous items, the Ben Mallard chicken figures
• 26:40
  Speaker 2: at the at the Landing in Liberty, Missouri, which is
• 26:43
  Speaker 2: right in the Kansas City area. But also to go there,
• 26:45
  Speaker 2: it's a great place. And also we have the mallor
• 26:48
  Speaker 2: of Fowler, which is in Kansas, so we're covered. We
• 26:53
  Speaker 2: got the whole region covered there. And that's at the Bird,
• 26:56
  Speaker 2: which is the Ballet as we like to call it, right, Matt,
• 26:58
  Speaker 2: the Ballet.
• 27:00
  Speaker 8: Yeah, Louis has been in the dressing room. He was
• 27:04
  Speaker 8: very upset with me. I was facetiming with him. Yes,
• 27:07
  Speaker 8: he's very upset with me that he got left home
• 27:08
  Speaker 8: on this trip because of the fact that you know,
• 27:11
  Speaker 8: maybe I'll have to fly. But he did ask when
• 27:14
  Speaker 8: we're going to l A something about missing Lorena's puppies.
• 27:18
  Speaker 8: I didn't see any puppies there.
• 27:20
  Speaker 2: No, No, that's that's what he Well, there's some delicious
• 27:23
  Speaker 2: we have. We don't have Scooby snacks, but we do
• 27:25
  Speaker 2: have we have cockroaches that you can do dog louis delicious.
• 27:29
  Speaker 2: There's one in the hallway right now that it's demise.
• 27:32
  Speaker 2: All right, listen, I gotta go, but Matt, thank you.
• 27:34
  Speaker 2: By the way, Jackson Dart, you see your guy. Jackson
• 27:36
  Speaker 2: Dart liked the video for some sports radio guy ripping
• 27:40
  Speaker 2: the Giant coaching staff. Uh oh, unforced error by Jackson Dart.
• 27:44
  Speaker 2: Uh oh.
• 27:46
  Speaker 8: We don't have time for all that.
• 27:48
  Speaker 2: I know, all right, Happy all merry Christmas. I'm sure
• 27:52
  Speaker 2: you're spending a fortune on your kids, so enjoy the time.
• 27:55
  Speaker 2: All right, there you go, there's our friend moving man, Matt.
• 27:59
  Speaker 2: So it's the season. This is always an annoying thing
• 28:02
  Speaker 2: for me. I usually do it monolog I didn't do
• 28:04
  Speaker 2: one this year. Maybe I'll do it on the podcast
• 28:05
  Speaker 2: this weekend. The quarterback gifts to the offensive lineman. It
• 28:11
  Speaker 2: just drives me nuts. But Josh Allen and his wife,
• 28:15
  Speaker 2: the actress Haley Seinfeld, she didn't change your name. I
• 28:21
  Speaker 2: actually it's a work name. I don't know. Anyway, Yeah,
• 28:23
  Speaker 2: you don't change your last name if you're famous. No,
• 28:25
  Speaker 2: is that right? Okay? Okay? Anyway, she was there alongside
• 28:30
  Speaker 2: Josh Allen and he gave a they're calling it an
• 28:32
  Speaker 2: unconventional holiday gift for the Buffalo Bills. Offensive lineman. You
• 28:37
  Speaker 2: want to take a guess what that is, Lorena, What
• 28:39
  Speaker 2: did Josh Allen give the Bills offensive lineman? They're giving
• 28:42
  Speaker 2: them a baby? A baby? Oh, that'd be great, coop.
• 28:46
  Speaker 2: You want in on this? Crossbows? Crossbows? All right, that's
• 28:50
  Speaker 2: pretty good. Crossbows. Steven Manhattan, did you see what the
• 28:56
  Speaker 2: quarterback of the Bills giving the offensive lineman Steve O
• 28:58
  Speaker 2: in Manhattan.
• 29:00
  Speaker 4: When did they legalize? When did they legalize? Eighteen? Wheel
• 29:04
  Speaker 4: is making new turns on the highways? Ben distinguished Panel,
• 29:08
  Speaker 4: expanding audience.
• 29:09
  Speaker 10: Welco, all right, now I do this all right?
• 29:13
  Speaker 2: The correct answer, by the way, is each bill's offensive lineman?
• 29:17
  Speaker 2: Got a quarter of a cow? Why not just a whole? Count?
• 29:21
  Speaker 2: How much does a cow cost on the market right now?
• 29:24
  Speaker 2: He gets yeah, because you know, you make steaks and whatnot.
• 29:28
  Speaker 2: You have every once while I have a sponsor where
• 29:30
  Speaker 2: you can buy piece part of a cow, but twenty
• 29:33
  Speaker 2: five percent of a cow.
• 29:35
  Speaker 8: I'm going to look this up because I feel like
• 29:37
  Speaker 8: it's not that expensive to buy a.
• 29:38
  Speaker 2: Full but oh no, cows are really expensive. They are.
• 29:41
  Speaker 2: But he's an NFL quarterback, he's got a two hundred
• 29:44
  Speaker 2: million dollar contract. You're talking like a live cow. Well,
• 29:47
  Speaker 2: well yeah, it's live now. But then they'll eventually take
• 29:50
  Speaker 2: it to the butcher shop and chop that bad boy up,
• 29:52
  Speaker 2: kill it. So from around two thousand to five thousand dollars,
• 29:56
  Speaker 2: that's it. Yep, that's not a good gift, right. See,
• 29:59
  Speaker 2: this is why you don't This is why you don't
• 30:00
  Speaker 2: announce the gift because people like you said, well that's
• 30:02
  Speaker 2: a bad gift. Twenty five percent of a cow a
• 30:05
  Speaker 2: quarter of a cow each interesting? All right, So what
• 30:09
  Speaker 2: else did you have? I'm sorry, Steve, you didn't You
• 30:11
  Speaker 2: didn't play along, Steve, I had to answer the question boo, Well.
• 30:15
  Speaker 4: He get them a new coach. And then plus when
• 30:18
  Speaker 4: Josh Allen broke his nose, he looked like one of
• 30:20
  Speaker 4: the Boser brothers. I do this every year, all right.
• 30:23
  Speaker 4: So before I get to the meat and potatoes and
• 30:25
  Speaker 4: the turkey and potatoes, folks, if anybody's out there down
• 30:29
  Speaker 4: and their luft, you know, life stampiling on plenty of
• 30:32
  Speaker 4: places serve Christmas dinner. Don't be embarrassed, eat up. You
• 30:36
  Speaker 4: never know who might be. He might be eating with
• 30:38
  Speaker 4: weed Man or screaming Jimmy to something along those lines.
• 30:41
  Speaker 2: Now, and I recommend it. I would recommend going to
• 30:44
  Speaker 2: multiple free dinners on Christmas if you you know.
• 30:46
  Speaker 4: What, Yeah, right, and go to different jobs and retire
• 30:51
  Speaker 4: from different jobs and collect all the money. But listen,
• 30:53
  Speaker 4: the thing is, people have heard of been banned a lot,
• 30:57
  Speaker 4: and there are reasons why I've gotten banned. I would
• 30:59
  Speaker 4: like to throw this one at the audience and see
• 31:01
  Speaker 4: if this has justified me to get in the band.
• 31:05
  Speaker 4: I called the talk show host and he must have
• 31:07
  Speaker 4: been really sensitive or something, and I said to him that, I,
• 31:11
  Speaker 4: you know, I think the only thing stopping Kamala Harris
• 31:14
  Speaker 4: from hosting romper Rup was a magic wand and a
• 31:18
  Speaker 4: magic mirror. And they never they never let me back
• 31:21
  Speaker 4: on the show again after that, And I think the
• 31:24
  Speaker 4: audience should really chip in a little bit their advice. Now,
• 31:28
  Speaker 4: as far as I'm gets heard with the Mets, the
• 31:30
  Speaker 4: metsa just I mean, Stevie Cohen's ripping it apart and everything,
• 31:33
  Speaker 4: but he's kind of cold, is mad at some of
• 31:35
  Speaker 4: the players, wells.
• 31:37
  Speaker 2: Not ripping up are They're just getting rid of anybody
• 31:39
  Speaker 2: that Juan Soto and Lindor don't like. They just get
• 31:41
  Speaker 2: rid of those guys. They're dead weight. So they got
• 31:43
  Speaker 2: to bring in guys that'll kaw Tao to Juan Soto
• 31:47
  Speaker 2: and Lindor.
• 31:48
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but the team, the team flies on a play
• 31:51
  Speaker 4: with jet and there's like forty people on the jet
• 31:53
  Speaker 4: and Soto's mother gets her own jet to fly by
• 31:56
  Speaker 4: herself to the games. That the players are getting mad about.
• 31:59
  Speaker 4: That kind of time.
• 32:00
  Speaker 2: Well, that's ther way. That's the way it is that
• 32:02
  Speaker 2: Colin was. He was desperate. You know, that's what happens.
• 32:04
  Speaker 2: You're desperate, you give you have stuff away.
• 32:07
  Speaker 4: Yeah, well that makes a good Yeah. Listen, I never
• 32:10
  Speaker 4: consider the Mesamation League team. They've been rebuilding since nineteen
• 32:13
  Speaker 4: sixty two. The only time I ever went to a
• 32:16
  Speaker 4: met game is when as a kid, Right, it was
• 32:18
  Speaker 4: opening day and about twenty seconds before the first pitch
• 32:23
  Speaker 4: down the left field line, some guy unwrapped look like
• 32:26
  Speaker 4: a big sheet and it said, wait till next year.
• 32:32
  Speaker 2: Well you just save that every every year. That's right.
• 32:35
  Speaker 2: Let's say hello to Tilio in the Sunshine State. He's
• 32:39
  Speaker 2: the godfather of gobble Ghoul is what he is. Hello Telo,
• 32:44
  Speaker 2: Mike Pizon, how you doing, Honorary Pizon? That is great,
• 32:47
  Speaker 2: Welcome in Tilio. How can we help you?
• 32:49
  Speaker 10: And I want to wish it well, I couldn't go
• 32:51
  Speaker 10: with wishing you a happy Honuka and everybody Merry Christmas.
• 32:55
  Speaker 2: Thank you, Happy New Year as well, cover all the bases,
• 32:57
  Speaker 2: all the bass.
• 32:58
  Speaker 10: Yeah, Happy New Year. Right Hey, it's so funny. I'm
• 33:05
  Speaker 10: god shake, I don't know what's wrong with me.
• 33:08
  Speaker 2: Well, there's nothing wrong with you. I mean I could,
• 33:10
  Speaker 2: I don't. I don't know. I mean, there might be
• 33:11
  Speaker 2: something's wrong with you. I have no idea. I don't
• 33:14
  Speaker 2: think there's anything. Just because you forgot what you were saying.
• 33:17
  Speaker 2: I forget what I'm about to say. Seventeen times a night,
• 33:19
  Speaker 2: I forget what I'm about to say. But I just
• 33:21
  Speaker 2: bull crapped my way through it.
• 33:23
  Speaker 10: I got a couple of things for you. One when
• 33:25
  Speaker 10: you said that I think it was two three weeks
• 33:27
  Speaker 10: ago on your fifth hours squad dooche, I couldn't.
• 33:30
  Speaker 2: Oh. I love the words squa do That's a great word.
• 33:32
  Speaker 2: It's an underrated word.
• 33:35
  Speaker 10: Squad dooche. We used to use it all the time
• 33:36
  Speaker 10: when we played Stickball of a Jersey and if we
• 33:40
  Speaker 10: beat their act. When you got squad douche.
• 33:43
  Speaker 2: I love it. I love it. That's great. I just
• 33:46
  Speaker 2: I didn't really know the word until a couple of
• 33:48
  Speaker 2: years ago, and I started hearing the word and I
• 33:50
  Speaker 2: was like, Oh, that's.
• 33:51
  Speaker 10: God, I haven't heard that in ages. When you read it,
• 33:53
  Speaker 10: I couldn't stop laughing.
• 33:55
  Speaker 8: Good wow.
• 33:55
  Speaker 10: I know you're busy. I don't want to keep it
• 33:57
  Speaker 10: to oh. This is why I called him going to
• 34:00
  Speaker 10: be now, but it'll be for the new year when way,
• 34:02
  Speaker 10: if everybody's back, do you prefer I got some something
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  Speaker 10: from BUCkies for your guys, But I want to know
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  Speaker 10: if you prefer tasty cake or the other one.
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  Speaker 2: A little debbie, what do you want? Tasty?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: I think I think we like the tasty cakes routine,
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  Speaker 2: tasty cakes on that. Yeah, okay, all right, Well you're
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  Speaker 2: very kind, very listen, have a great holiday. Until they went, well, I.
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  Speaker 10: Got closer to the pin for you real fast the
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  Speaker 10: first it's Western of Mississippi. The first fast food restaurant
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  Speaker 10: to have a drive through. It's Western of Mississippi.
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  Speaker 2: The first was it in and out?
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  Speaker 10: Heidi mo own you got it?
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  Speaker 2: I got it right, it was in and out. Look
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  Speaker 2: at that, unbelievable. Do I not know my fat? I
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  Speaker 2: got fat eating fast food? Of course I know fast food.
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  Speaker 8: What year?
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  Speaker 2: Oh that I don't know? I have no it. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: we gotta get all right, I'm gonna go. I'll go
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  Speaker 2: sixties nineteen sixties, No, seventies, you're going, I'm going in
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  Speaker 2: the wrong direction.
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  Speaker 10: What about the other two?
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  Speaker 2: Nineteen forty three? Holy nineteen fifty seven.
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  Speaker 10: I got to give it to Lorraine at nineteen forty seven.
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  Speaker 10: You got you.
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  Speaker 2: Got give me forties as well. All right, listen, I
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  Speaker 2: gotta go there. Thank you, Budy the great Telliol, friend
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  Speaker 2: of the show. Our guy in the Sunshine State. He did.
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  Speaker 2: He does not give a squad douche. He does not.
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  Speaker 2: My let's see hold on that guy there. Let's go
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  Speaker 2: to Mike in Boston. What's going on, Mike? It is
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  Speaker 2: the Ben Mathers Show.
• 35:34
  Speaker 1: How are you getting Mary Christmas? Happy festivals for the
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  Speaker 1: rest of us, that's.
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  Speaker 2: Right, yes, happy. Just have a good day, right, just
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  Speaker 2: have a good day. Absolutely. What's going on, Mikey, Mike?
• 35:48
  Speaker 1: I a little upset hearing about Arrowhead, you know, and
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: the moving to Kansas.
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  Speaker 10: It's ridiculous.
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  Speaker 2: Well, it's not you know, you know what it is.
• 35:59
  Speaker 2: It's kind of like you know, the Patriots playing. They
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  Speaker 2: play in Foxborough. They don't play in Boston proper. It's
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  Speaker 2: the same thing. It's like, it's the same deal.
• 36:06
  Speaker 1: It's just it's New England Patriots.
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  Speaker 10: They were going to move the team to Connecticut.
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  Speaker 2: I remember that. Yeah, Remember they had a deal to Providence, right,
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  Speaker 2: They're gonna be the Providence Patriots.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, and then you know, you know gracious owner, uh
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  Speaker 1: w got massage, happy ending.
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  Speaker 4: And h.
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  Speaker 2: But the only reason they're not called the Boston Patriots,
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  Speaker 2: right because the owner of the Patriots got upset with
• 36:32
  Speaker 2: the politicians in Boston. Right, And so that's why that's why.
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  Speaker 1: They were called No, no, not really, It's because uh,
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  Speaker 1: we were not dad that we wanted to blame. We
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  Speaker 1: didn't want to just hold to blame ourselves.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, well yeah, there you go. But the more they
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  Speaker 2: called like the Bay City Patriots. At one point, I
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  Speaker 2: think they were the Base State Patriots. I think they
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  Speaker 2: were called the Base Yeah.
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  Speaker 8: You know what.
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  Speaker 2: My I go by thik you man. Happy holidays to you.
• 37:01
  Speaker 2: Let's say hello to uh, let's see any meaning. Let's
• 37:05
  Speaker 2: go to what we have a cow expert? Nick and
• 37:06
  Speaker 2: Berkeley are cow expert?
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  Speaker 10: Hello?
• 37:08
  Speaker 2: Nick, welcome?
• 37:09
  Speaker 10: Hey he was up band.
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  Speaker 9: I got a friend about that's funny. I got a
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  Speaker 9: friend up north Man about two hours from Berkeley. Uh,
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  Speaker 9: you can carve you up a cow from twelve hundred bucks, Man,
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  Speaker 9: twelve hundred bucks.
• 37:19
  Speaker 2: That's great to you that it is a good deal.
• 37:21
  Speaker 2: And shouldn't Josh Allen have just gotten I don't be
• 37:24
  Speaker 2: that guy, but I'm that guy. I just get every
• 37:26
  Speaker 2: player a cow. Why twenty five percent of a cow
• 37:28
  Speaker 2: if it's twelve hundred bucks and you're making two hundred
• 37:31
  Speaker 2: million dollars, Like, what's the deal?
• 37:33
  Speaker 9: He should buy like three cows man and have them like,
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  Speaker 9: you know, all cut up and ready to go for
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  Speaker 9: his boys, you know, putting the freezer whatever. Yeah, but yeah, man,
• 37:41
  Speaker 9: that's what we did to Philip Rivers last night.
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  Speaker 4: Man.
• 37:44
  Speaker 2: There it is there, it is there.
• 37:47
  Speaker 9: It is old man winners, oh, young man winners. And
• 37:51
  Speaker 9: my boy, Mustafa Mustapa is a player level winners is too. Yeah,
• 37:56
  Speaker 9: and we were fired up last night.
• 37:58
  Speaker 2: All right, Well that was the defense. The defense is not.
• 38:00
  Speaker 2: I gotta go, but the defense is not. I wouldn't
• 38:02
  Speaker 2: celebrate the defense. I would celebrate the offense real quick.
• 38:05
  Speaker 2: My final word, Mike the lepreca. What you got, Mike quickly?
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  Speaker 9: Mike, Oh my god, I'm You're killing Okay, very good.
• 38:13
  Speaker 2: That's what we were trying to do. We're gonna have
• 38:14
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• 38:17
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• 39:47
  Speaker 6: It's time now to site site a bite where we play.
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  Speaker 2: Random generic sound bites, you know in.
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  Speaker 6: A sports and entertainment cliches spoken by so called experts.
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  Speaker 6: You trying to tell us who's doing the talking.
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  Speaker 2: All right, let's do it. Here we go on site
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  Speaker 2: the bite the great sports risk Radio Mystery.
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  Speaker 3: Quickly, quickly I'm living what I'm living.
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  Speaker 2: He's living. He's living. Okay, I'm living. Will anyone get
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  Speaker 2: that right? Uh? No one will get that right Lorena
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  Speaker 2: number three? All right, Coop he said no one? Yeah,
• 40:21
  Speaker 2: no one will get that. Uh five callor five? All right?
• 40:26
  Speaker 2: Uh uh. Let's see Mike in New Hampshire. Who is
• 40:29
  Speaker 2: it Mike? Is that? Said Kwon Barkley? No, I is incorrect.
• 40:34
  Speaker 2: Let's see uh, line two. You're on the air line too.
• 40:36
  Speaker 2: Who is that? Boys inside the bite? Line two? Line
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  Speaker 2: two is not paying attention. We'll go to Scott line three. Scott,
• 40:45
  Speaker 2: Who is it Scott?
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  Speaker 8: Is that?
• 40:47
  Speaker 9: No one?
• 40:47
  Speaker 2: Chopsky, I'm living first clue, Coop. He was a regional
• 40:57
  Speaker 2: finalist powerlifter in high school. All right, Let's go to Mike.
• 41:03
  Speaker 2: Mike the Leprechaunt caller three, Mike the Leprechaunt. Who is
• 41:05
  Speaker 2: it Mike?
• 41:07
  Speaker 10: I just sent him my top memories.
• 41:08
  Speaker 4: It's Bill.
• 41:09
  Speaker 10: I sent him my top members of the year band,
• 41:10
  Speaker 10: including going to your studio?
• 41:12
  Speaker 2: Who is it Belichick? Is that Bill Belichick?
• 41:16
  Speaker 8: No?
• 41:18
  Speaker 2: Super Marcus Steve caller for who's the supermarcut Steve?
• 41:22
  Speaker 4: That is the Kaylincarious Metcalf.
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  Speaker 2: Oh true? Yeah, another clue. You just want to know
• 41:31
  Speaker 2: who it is.
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  Speaker 8: I'm living.
• 41:33
  Speaker 2: Who is it? Jalen Hurts Jalen Hurts of the Philadelphia Eagles,
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  Speaker 2: Snappy Holidays