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HIGHLIGHT POD 30 MINS: The Woody Show February 4th 2026 Podcast · The Woody Show

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  Speaker 1: That means it simp it's the Northern show in well,
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  Speaker 1: we are going to consult the law offices of Bodega,
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  Speaker 1: Menace and Sebastian Attorneys. Sebastian and Menaced. They are the
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  Speaker 1: best when it comes to trying to find excuses for
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  Speaker 1: people who are in need of their objections, bad behaviors
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  Speaker 1: defended him Jong Wood in the house an attempt to
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  Speaker 1: get them off. Yeah, and so Gina, you have some
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  Speaker 1: of the cases over there.
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  Speaker 2: I do.
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  Speaker 1: And then everybody who's listening you just text. If you
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  Speaker 1: are the jury, would you find after hearing Menace in
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  Speaker 1: Seabass's arguments, would you find the person in the story
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  Speaker 1: guilty or not guilty? The law offices of Bodega, Menace
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  Speaker 1: and Sebastian.
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  Speaker 3: What is the first case? Okay?
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  Speaker 4: So a man was arrested Monday for allegedly lying down
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  Speaker 4: in a ditch and pretending to be drunk. At approximately
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  Speaker 4: five thirty am, Sheriff's deputies received a report of an
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  Speaker 4: Induit individual lying in a ditch. Thirty one year old
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  Speaker 4: Caleb Barker of West Union was arrested and charged with
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  Speaker 4: simulated public intoxication in connection to the incidents.
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  Speaker 1: Take our feet.
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  Speaker 3: I would like to cite cops being extra. Also, my
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  Speaker 3: client is a method actor and he was studying a role,
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  Speaker 3: a role in a play. This is this is elgin
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  Speaker 3: iOS Theater.
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  Speaker 1: Do you have any can you provide any kind of
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  Speaker 1: documents that he's been hired as an actor?
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  Speaker 3: Oh, he's studying. Yeah, he's hopes to get in the future. Oh,
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  Speaker 3: I'm sorry, Like, do you get documents when you're in
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  Speaker 3: school to your going.
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  Speaker 1: To your defense?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, you're a script? Excuse me? Uh, your honor? I
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  Speaker 3: believe that you have been in many plays. Did you
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  Speaker 3: get documents to be in your play? Did they're called
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  Speaker 3: a script? Also? Also, she's not your honor. What's your honor?
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  Speaker 2: She's a couterport. Disregard anything you said. Let us not
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  Speaker 2: forget about. Also, I would like to also bring up
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  Speaker 2: the case of children in playgrounds.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, now we can like to arrest all them. We
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  Speaker 3: convict kids for preticting to become Roberts. His imagination illegal.
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  Speaker 2: Now I didn't see them, George, I didn't see that
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  Speaker 2: update in my law books. And besides, I'll hate for
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  Speaker 2: all you know, Gina our car report. I know you're
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  Speaker 2: not making the ruling about this, but Uh, it's called
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  Speaker 2: a street car named Desire.
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  Speaker 3: It tours regularly any any community theater.
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  Speaker 2: About the sales, Yeah, the people actors, Yes, our clients
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  Speaker 2: wanted some day to be in one of those.
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  Speaker 3: Sorry, reporter, I don't think he was talking about documents
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  Speaker 3: as in a sense of a script, just documents of like,
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  Speaker 3: oh I got hired to do a play that doesn't
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  Speaker 3: happen in school, so thank.
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  Speaker 1: You, saying that you got the congratulation. Here's when rehearsals
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  Speaker 1: are sorting this.
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  Speaker 3: He's talking about. This is a future.
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  Speaker 2: This guy is hoping someday to be ready to apply
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  Speaker 2: for that Thing'm not talking about right now.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, let me go to members of the jury here
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  Speaker 1: in the room. We'll go to you, dur Sammy, I
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  Speaker 1: would say, not guilty, Yes, not guilty, all right, Morgan,
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  Speaker 1: absolutely not guilty. Not guilty, waste of the court's time.
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  Speaker 3: You literally not guilty of anything. Okay, not Guiltylty, we'll
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  Speaker 3: be suing the police.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, right, body, campus, it is the losses of Bodega,
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  Speaker 1: Menace and Sebastian. Again. You can give as your guilty
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  Speaker 1: not guilty on the text over to two two nine
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  Speaker 1: eighty seven. Next case please.
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  Speaker 4: A man was arrested after police said he was found
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  Speaker 4: sleeping on the Brow College campus with a knife in
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  Speaker 4: his possession will classes were in session. Jonathan Battista of
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  Speaker 4: Pompano Beach. He was arrested in charge with possession of
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  Speaker 4: a weapon on school property.
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  Speaker 3: Okay.
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  Speaker 4: The incident happened about ten eighteen am while the campus
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  Speaker 4: was open and classes were actively going on.
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  Speaker 1: Whatever police say.
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  Speaker 4: Batista was found asleep in a doorway and smelled like marijuana.
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  Speaker 4: During a search, of officers located a four inch black
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  Speaker 4: handled knife.
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  Speaker 3: Broward College classes.
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  Speaker 4: We're not interrupted, and no injuries were reported.
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  Speaker 3: You carry a knife, don't you know?
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  Speaker 1: Not in the courtroom. I don't have.
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  Speaker 3: Maybe you have a game.
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  Speaker 2: Let's say, maybe you were just walking around and you know,
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  Speaker 2: like a little four inch bla utility knights. Essentially, it
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  Speaker 2: sounds like they're throwing a lot of we kind of think.
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  Speaker 2: And then they're searching. They call this fishing for for
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  Speaker 2: a crime. They see you guy's asleep and he smells
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  Speaker 2: of marijuana. Do we get a blood test? Didn't, But
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  Speaker 2: you don't anybody could smell of anything because they didn't
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  Speaker 2: find any marijuana exactly.
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  Speaker 3: Thank you. Another thing, too, I don't know how. Let
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  Speaker 3: me ask you a question, how are our schools paid for? Oh,
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  Speaker 3: I don't know, public funds? Public funds? Where do those
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  Speaker 3: public funds come from? Honest taxpayers? Just maybe would I
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  Speaker 3: would say he was part owner of the property.
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  Speaker 4: Again it was yeah, Broward and Pompino or coll Coconut Creek.
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  Speaker 3: And that's not safe. That is a community college and
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  Speaker 3: paid for by the community. You, So as a member
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  Speaker 3: of the community, I feel like I can take wherever
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  Speaker 3: I want.
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  Speaker 2: And if I want to go on on a campus tour,
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  Speaker 2: maybe learn more about perhaps one day applying to this college,
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  Speaker 2: I shouldn't.
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  Speaker 3: And I get a little sleepy suddenly that's the crime. Yeah, oh,
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  Speaker 3: I'm sorry. College is boring. Maybe I want to take
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  Speaker 3: a nap. That's what menace Ben say.
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  Speaker 2: College, as you heard, classes were in sessions, so we
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  Speaker 2: might have been hearing some of that boring ass stuff
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  Speaker 2: inside the classroom, and as he was taking a tour
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  Speaker 2: of the campus and decided to not offer a little
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  Speaker 2: bit tour of his.
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  Speaker 3: Own property that he helps pay for it.
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  Speaker 1: But all right, we'll go to the jury again. You
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  Speaker 1: can catch your guilty not guilty vote on the text
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  Speaker 1: over to two two nine eight seven. This time will
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  Speaker 1: start with you, Morgan. I'm gonna say guilty because the
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  Speaker 1: problem is not napping, it's the knife.
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  Speaker 2: But it's the problem the knife, because now let's go
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  Speaker 2: back to back campus that was the problem.
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  Speaker 3: Reporter, could you repeat that last segment or less sentence
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  Speaker 3: of your story.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, it is Broward College. Classes were not in erupted
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  Speaker 4: and no injuries, so.
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  Speaker 3: Any type of excuse. And you're telling me that we
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  Speaker 3: searched every person on that campus that they did not
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  Speaker 3: have a knife. Also, the kitchen doesn't have a nice
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  Speaker 3: the kitchen fire and flames and the chemistry billap okay.
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  Speaker 1: All right, are they allowed to change my mind?
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  Speaker 4: Yes?
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  Speaker 2: Because okay, yeah, that's the whole point, all right, not guilty, Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: thank you.
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  Speaker 4: Also, it's illegal to smoke marijuana recreationally in Florida?
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  Speaker 1: Is it really?
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  Speaker 3: Apparently marijuana and join in his mouth, but he didn't
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  Speaker 3: know he smelled like it, Okay, officer liar, Yeah, it
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  Speaker 3: sounds like a swear. It doesn't know what marijuana smells like.
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  Speaker 5: Sammy, I'm going to say, not guilty.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, Court Reporter Gina.
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  Speaker 4: Who among us hasn't fallen asleep with a knife on
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  Speaker 4: us a little.
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  Speaker 3: Bit high.
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  Speaker 2: Guilty Daniel Boone and George Washington and all the great
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  Speaker 2: patriots with knives over the years.
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  Speaker 1: All the court finds them not guilty. Thank you. All right,
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  Speaker 1: we have one more case here and the losses of
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  Speaker 1: Bodega Medicine Sebastian are on the case and the details
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  Speaker 1: of this one, please.
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  Speaker 4: Police officers announced the arrest of a woman after a
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  Speaker 4: fight broke out at the Hard Rock Hotel and Casino.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, it's just there. We have to now, we have
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  Speaker 3: to alert the court.
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  Speaker 2: There may be a conflict of interest as we both
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  Speaker 2: love this particularly as as a giant guitar out front. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Rules.
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  Speaker 4: It happened at the Oculus Valet area around six thirty
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  Speaker 4: seven am. Police were shown a video showing twenty seven
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  Speaker 4: year old Alicia Lane throwing an object later identified as
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  Speaker 4: lip gloss into a vehicle, striking the victim in the next.
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  Speaker 3: Slash chest today.
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  Speaker 1: Please.
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  Speaker 4: Officers subsequently arrested Lane on a felony charge of shooting
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  Speaker 4: or throwing a deadly missile into a dwellings.
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  Speaker 3: Cattle or vehicle. Okay again, all right, first of extra, look,
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  Speaker 3: we get it.
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  Speaker 2: This is the hard Rock hotel and casino in Hollywood,
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  Speaker 2: Florida is a place of wonder and beauty.
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  Speaker 3: Yeahzie, and I'm sorry. Handing somebody some lipstick is illegal. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: this is six times in the Okay, there was a
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  Speaker 3: mishap and the person got upset that it like wasn't
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  Speaker 3: directly handed to them. Who knows if they're requested the
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  Speaker 3: lip gloss or not. It's called tripping. You know you
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  Speaker 3: last night the person receiving the lip class, did we
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  Speaker 3: test them to see if they were high or drunk?
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  Speaker 3: I mean six thirties and late at night.
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  Speaker 2: It's more early in the morning here, you know, you
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  Speaker 2: know they've been outside twenty does Yeah, so okay, sorry
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  Speaker 2: she tripped.
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  Speaker 3: She has big ass hoe heels on. We didn't know
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  Speaker 3: she trips.
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  Speaker 2: And the overcharging with felony, deadly missile for lip gloss. Okay,
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  Speaker 2: oh please we believe this can get a bitch please.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, thank you?
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  Speaker 1: All right, Uh again, you can send your guilty not guilty.
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  Speaker 1: The judge is exhausted.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I like also throw it out there, jury. Uh,
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  Speaker 3: you're going to get arrested for giving somebody lip gloss.
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  Speaker 3: Just on, thank you. It's a slippery slope.
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  Speaker 1: Let's go to uh juror Sammy.
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  Speaker 5: First, I'm gonna say guilty guilty, Yes, it was an
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  Speaker 5: active aggression, mean girl, Yeah, guilty the.
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  Speaker 3: Video order order I get a qualification.
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  Speaker 1: I will ask the attorneys to please keep their mouths shut,
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  Speaker 1: control themselves. Yep, Well we are pulling the jury here. Uh,
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  Speaker 1: let's go to Morgan. What are you going with? Guilty?
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  Speaker 1: Not guilty?
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  Speaker 3: Not guilty on account of bitches be tripping? That's right, tripping.
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  Speaker 3: Maybe she wanted her friend to look better, yeh and
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  Speaker 3: ugly six thirty in the morning, your chapedoe or the
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  Speaker 3: valet area, your lifts mad chapped? Just doing her girl
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  Speaker 3: a favorite.
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  Speaker 2: And by the way, if you're if you're outside the
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  Speaker 2: casino six thirty in the morning, you probably need a room,
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  Speaker 2: so you need extra soft and moist lifts.
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  Speaker 3: To convince the time.
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  Speaker 1: Big tripping all the time. All right, and then we'll
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  Speaker 1: go to the Quarteryporter Gene.
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  Speaker 4: On this one, I'm going to say not guilty on
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  Speaker 4: a technicality. A technicality because you cannot call a lipstick
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  Speaker 4: a deadly missile.
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  Speaker 6: Yes, thank you to call it something I can judge asket,
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  Speaker 6: the judge asked question the case now let's just say
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  Speaker 6: that the woman inside the car who had the lipstick
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  Speaker 6: thrown at her her mouth was a gape. Oh, and
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  Speaker 6: the lipstick just happened to go right into her mouth
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  Speaker 6: like the quarter in the movie Big right in his
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  Speaker 6: altar's mouth.
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  Speaker 1: And then she choked the death to be dead.
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  Speaker 3: Keep your mouth closed. What if the ocean was green?
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  Speaker 1: Not all bullets when they hit hit a person are
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  Speaker 1: are considered.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah the temple right, Yeah, I'm sure that the fine
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  Speaker 2: folks at the valet stand at the Hard Rock Casino
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  Speaker 2: and hotel in Hollywood, Florida to no CPR as well.
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  Speaker 1: Well, if not guilty, and so that breaks the tie
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  Speaker 1: and we got to find here on the core then
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  Speaker 1: not guilty?
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  Speaker 3: Yea off.
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  Speaker 1: So much getting off? Thanks for love is a Bodega
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  Speaker 1: medicine subastian. If you ever need somebody to cook up
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  Speaker 1: a ridiculous excuse on your behalf, lead him sleeping peace
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  Speaker 1: people directly here two two nine eight seven. There's the
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  Speaker 1: audio this uh Amazon driver in Michigan went on a
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  Speaker 1: ramp that was caught on a doorbell camera which I
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  Speaker 1: was just reading. You know, rings got that AI powered
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  Speaker 1: search party feature which scans neighbors camera footage to help,
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  Speaker 1: they say, help locate lost dogs. That's that's the that's
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  Speaker 1: the that's why they're doing it.
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  Speaker 3: The computer. Did I tell you that AI updated just recently?
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  Speaker 1: Did?
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  Speaker 3: I don't know if you checked your ring lately, but
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  Speaker 3: you know I had the car charger in the garage
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  Speaker 3: and and notification came up saying that somebody is holding
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  Speaker 3: a cable in your garage and walking.
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  Speaker 2: That was me.
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  Speaker 1: This Ring ai search party feature is now available to
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  Speaker 1: all US customers, including people without Ring cameras. So I guess,
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  Speaker 1: I guess you can access the network even if you
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  Speaker 1: don't have a Ring branded camera.
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  Speaker 3: They probably have like for your lost up. They probably
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  Speaker 3: have like a neighborhood app that.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know about anyway. So this Amazon Amazon driver
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  Speaker 1: he's ranting, gets caught on the Ring doorbell camera. He's
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  Speaker 1: walking to this house he's dropping a package off, and
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  Speaker 1: he suddenly starts talking about having to drop off a
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  Speaker 1: million packages. He's in the snow. So it's like one
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  Speaker 1: of those things like man, god damn it, like in
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  Speaker 1: the snow, got a million stuffs.
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  Speaker 3: Because these people out here and they can't go anywhere
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  Speaker 3: and get their own so now I'm sitting out here
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  Speaker 3: delivering a million packages, a million one houses. Jesus, bro,
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  Speaker 3: No nobody out here know how to go to Walmart.
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  Speaker 1: Or go to a Target or anything like that. Bro,
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  Speaker 1: if you would let him these right here would order
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  Speaker 1: slaves off, dealated.
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  Speaker 3: Quickly, okay robots s Well, you might have signed up
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  Speaker 3: for the wrong job.
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  Speaker 1: Would say, that's like working at McDonald's, complaining that people
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  Speaker 1: are coming in.
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  Speaker 3: For happy hate the smell of fry.
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  Speaker 1: What's the big max due ude?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, but I do go to Wendy's get the Dave's double, right.
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  Speaker 3: But I do love Amazon, and I know you love Amazon.
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  Speaker 3: I do.
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  Speaker 1: I do love Amazon. Anyway, The homeowner posted the video online,
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  Speaker 1: saying that as a single mom, she pays for the
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  Speaker 1: convenience of delivery. You don't need to say that now.
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  Speaker 3: She just said, like, oh, this is a funny video.
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  Speaker 1: Now, there are a lot of people that are mad
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  Speaker 1: at the woman for even posting it online, like, let
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  Speaker 1: the guy have his moment, man.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, we all have them, you know, like, yeah, you
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  Speaker 3: all have a.
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  Speaker 1: Day right where it's just things are. I was just
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  Speaker 1: talking to somebody who's a door dash person, and I
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  Speaker 1: see the I see the notification come on.
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  Speaker 3: And I always thought it.
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  Speaker 1: Was just like one of those things they just like
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  Speaker 1: an auto blast thing. Please make sure the outside lights.
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  Speaker 1: Now the lights are always on. They come on automatically
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  Speaker 1: at our house, like at a certain time. They're said
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  Speaker 1: on a timer. But I guess, like that's a big
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  Speaker 1: thing with the food delivery stuff is that people don't
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  Speaker 1: turn the lights on. It's pitch black. They can't see
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  Speaker 1: where they're going. People are, you know, messy, so they
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  Speaker 1: have crap all over the place. They're tripping on kids
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  Speaker 1: toys or scooter that's like sitting on the ground. They
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  Speaker 1: can't see it. And yeah, so I guess turn the
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  Speaker 1: lights on, you know, do right by your your door
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  Speaker 1: or your delivery person.
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  Speaker 3: I so I know everything about Tyler's life. So he did.
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  Speaker 3: He did want to bang Tyler Tyler. Thyma's got his
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  Speaker 3: hands up in the air like Thisler Tyler. Uh. He
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  Speaker 3: did do the Amazon delivery as well, on top of
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  Speaker 3: being a lids manager. Did you deliver stuff at night
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  Speaker 3: or was it only during the day.
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  Speaker 7: I delivered it during the day in the wee hours
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  Speaker 7: of the morning at night basically whenever it needed to
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  Speaker 7: be there.
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  Speaker 3: I would drop it off.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, so I guess since now we're talking about Tyler,
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  Speaker 1: let's just get it.
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  Speaker 3: All out of the way. Tyler, let's just get it
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  Speaker 3: out of the way.
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  Speaker 1: Gina. Gina has an observation.
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  Speaker 3: Here's the thing.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, Okay, Tyler, I am a certified Tyler lover.
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  Speaker 3: She does. I talk about you all the time behind
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  Speaker 3: your back, and it's always good. Yeah, so no offense.
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  Speaker 4: But but Tyler, just from the stuff that I've that
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  Speaker 4: you've revealed about yourself.
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  Speaker 3: You are like the male equivalent of a basic bitch. Okay,
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  Speaker 3: like the lids thing.
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  Speaker 4: You work an you love fast and furious, You wear
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  Speaker 4: lots of sports jerseys, you know every sports stat You
• 15:21
  Speaker 4: get drunk and licked toes and then say you didn't
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  Speaker 4: mass furious.
• 15:25
  Speaker 1: He's gonna he's gonna disappear for a week when the
• 15:28
  Speaker 1: new g t.
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  Speaker 4: A right exactly. He likes Pokemon. Oh and he does
• 15:31
  Speaker 4: a finger skating like the tech deck.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, can we talk about and matter if I here
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  Speaker 1: get out of that studio coming this one dude that
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  Speaker 1: I wasn't even were.
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  Speaker 3: I saw a video of a guy doing this and
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  Speaker 3: I thought it was a joke.
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  Speaker 1: I wasn't even aware this is a real thing. So
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  Speaker 1: I remember I get one point maybe as a kid,
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  Speaker 1: where like I saw it right, and I thought that
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  Speaker 1: was just something like it was like a kid's toy
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  Speaker 1: with I didn't realize there were people doing this.
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  Speaker 3: Legit so like decades they get sponsored.
• 16:05
  Speaker 1: No, okay, so not everybody wants what is it called
• 16:07
  Speaker 1: tech deck?
• 16:08
  Speaker 3: Tech deck? Yeah?
• 16:09
  Speaker 1: So what it is are these little have you seen
• 16:12
  Speaker 1: the little finger skateboards?
• 16:14
  Speaker 3: They're like targeting.
• 16:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so you put your fingers on the skateboard and
• 16:18
  Speaker 1: you make it do tricks and they have different You've
• 16:21
  Speaker 1: seen this right Sea Bass?
• 16:22
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, they had my meta glasses that a little course.
• 16:24
  Speaker 3: You could do it.
• 16:25
  Speaker 1: You're a you're a tech decker.
• 16:27
  Speaker 7: I haven't done the tricks with my fingers in a
• 16:29
  Speaker 7: long time.
• 16:29
  Speaker 3: But yeah, how many boards? Probably fifty? Oh my god,
• 16:42
  Speaker 3: you have hot wheels too? Why and how did you
• 16:45
  Speaker 3: get into this? It's so dark.
• 16:47
  Speaker 7: When I was like maybe ten, and it just kind
• 16:49
  Speaker 7: of stuck.
• 16:50
  Speaker 3: Because actual skateboarding is too much effort. Well, I'm a
• 16:54
  Speaker 3: terrible skateboarder. I don't write no, I'm a terrible skateboarder.
• 16:59
  Speaker 7: But like I don't know just something. I like the
• 17:00
  Speaker 7: designs on the boards.
• 17:01
  Speaker 3: I thought they look cool.
• 17:02
  Speaker 1: Have you have you seen it Morgan the skateboard thing
• 17:05
  Speaker 1: fingers And I played with that when I was like sick.
• 17:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's designed for little kids for like a week
• 17:09
  Speaker 2: and then yeah, the videos.
• 17:11
  Speaker 3: Are on social media.
• 17:13
  Speaker 1: These are adults, the little mini And okay, it's like magic,
• 17:18
  Speaker 1: Like I think magic's cool, right when you see.
• 17:21
  Speaker 3: Magic the card game, the actual magic.
• 17:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but it's it's like anything else that's like kind
• 17:26
  Speaker 1: of like silly and what okay made you know, it's
• 17:28
  Speaker 1: not real. You know, there's like a trick to it, right,
• 17:33
  Speaker 1: you know, or like, uh, you know what this is
• 17:35
  Speaker 1: like the little mini skateboarding finger through tech deck Yeah,
• 17:39
  Speaker 1: this is like hobby horses, those girls that ran. I'm
• 17:43
  Speaker 1: fine with any of it. Where I find it starts
• 17:46
  Speaker 1: crossing over to weird to me is when people take
• 17:48
  Speaker 1: it so seriously. It's the seriousness by which people like
• 17:53
  Speaker 1: they're real serious tech deckers. Yeah, they're real serious, you know,
• 17:58
  Speaker 1: like the people are just like crazy serious. And the
• 18:00
  Speaker 1: magic thing, Like it's like to me that bowling like
• 18:04
  Speaker 1: serious bowlers, Well you are serious balling like bowling is
• 18:09
  Speaker 1: supposed to be you know you have you know, you're
• 18:11
  Speaker 1: drinking beer in bottles shaped like bowling pins, and you're
• 18:13
  Speaker 1: hanging out with your friends. But like the people who
• 18:15
  Speaker 1: take it real, real serious.
• 18:17
  Speaker 5: Well, I guess if you're really good, you would want
• 18:19
  Speaker 5: to take it seriously.
• 18:20
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, Tyler.
• 18:25
  Speaker 5: My question for you is you have fifty of these
• 18:28
  Speaker 5: now when you when you take it out to I
• 18:31
  Speaker 5: guess play with are you is it more of like
• 18:34
  Speaker 5: a fidget thing, like fidget spinners, but you have your
• 18:36
  Speaker 5: skateboard or you're like, let's play with these, let's get down.
• 18:40
  Speaker 1: What's my course?
• 18:42
  Speaker 7: This is definitely fidget thing.
• 18:44
  Speaker 3: Are you giving that goofy finger? I think it was
• 18:47
  Speaker 3: more like what was the other one? Like, I don't know,
• 18:49
  Speaker 3: straight foot? Where do you keep on this trash?
• 18:52
  Speaker 2: Now?
• 18:52
  Speaker 3: I have it in a box put away? And yeah,
• 18:54
  Speaker 3: regular footed, regular foot. Yeah I wasn't goofy foot, but
• 18:57
  Speaker 3: I mean fingered.
• 18:58
  Speaker 7: The only thing I would do is like I would
• 19:00
  Speaker 7: take out and like I would switch up the wheels
• 19:01
  Speaker 7: every now and then, like stuff to pass.
• 19:04
  Speaker 1: And there was something.
• 19:05
  Speaker 3: Like but like tools are so cute, they're so annoying
• 19:09
  Speaker 3: to use though, Yeah, Tyler, with.
• 19:11
  Speaker 4: The weird thing about this is it makes me somehow
• 19:14
  Speaker 4: love you specifically more like you can't hate Tyler.
• 19:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah, she's not hating. I know it sounds like it.
• 19:20
  Speaker 1: You can't hate a special it's pretty I mean, if
• 19:24
  Speaker 1: if I guess it's fair, like if a woman is basic,
• 19:27
  Speaker 1: for Stanley, you.
• 19:29
  Speaker 2: Know, basic means you will go with the most basic
• 19:32
  Speaker 2: popular option and don't and you have no thoughts or
• 19:34
  Speaker 2: originality in your brain. You just go for what everyone
• 19:36
  Speaker 2: else is doing.
• 19:37
  Speaker 1: But what's what's the what's the basic dude version? Like
• 19:40
  Speaker 1: there's basically like.
• 19:41
  Speaker 2: You know, this would be he's the low class basic.
• 19:48
  Speaker 3: But but he was sitting a lot of right, he's
• 19:51
  Speaker 3: a he is a cliche. He is what did he do?
• 19:54
  Speaker 2: He bought a truck for what reason? Because he actually
• 19:56
  Speaker 2: does truck things?
• 19:58
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that was that was a mistake. We call him
• 20:00
  Speaker 3: umbas tallers he's saying six.
• 20:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's how he got the nickname.
• 20:03
  Speaker 2: He's a very he's a big loud mouth about sports,
• 20:05
  Speaker 2: but when it comes down to actually putting his money
• 20:07
  Speaker 2: where his mouth and he's his he's no better than
• 20:08
  Speaker 2: random chick in the offense. Right, So he's very basic
• 20:12
  Speaker 2: in all that respect, but it's lower class because he
• 20:15
  Speaker 2: does lower class things like he enjoys fast and the
• 20:18
  Speaker 2: furious g t ad. It's all cool, yeah, okay, but
• 20:24
  Speaker 2: it was also he's also kind of a suspended adolescent
• 20:27
  Speaker 2: sort of thing too.
• 20:28
  Speaker 3: What's a high class version.
• 20:29
  Speaker 2: Well, a middle class version is going to be the
• 20:31
  Speaker 2: next one. So like like like Sammy is the middle
• 20:34
  Speaker 2: class basic bitch. She likes things that middle class ladies love. Okay,
• 20:39
  Speaker 2: Stanley mug you know all of her like her. She's
• 20:42
  Speaker 2: into like the most boring, mainstream shad Hallmark movies, country pop,
• 20:49
  Speaker 2: country music. She loves all the middle of the road,
• 20:51
  Speaker 2: middle class stuff.
• 20:52
  Speaker 1: Which, by the way, Sammy or did anybody else on
• 20:55
  Speaker 1: the on the show, notice that on the side of
• 20:56
  Speaker 1: our building now it says Hallmark Media, Like you know
• 21:02
  Speaker 1: how they put names of companies on you.
• 21:04
  Speaker 3: They brought a bunch of merch downstairs. What, Jimmy, why
• 21:08
  Speaker 3: are you still here? Like it's Homemark inner building Now, yeah,
• 21:10
  Speaker 3: they might be.
• 21:11
  Speaker 1: I guess, so the Simpsons are on the third floor.
• 21:13
  Speaker 1: They do a lot of work for the Simpsons on
• 21:15
  Speaker 1: the third floor, and then I guess Hallmark Media moved there.
• 21:18
  Speaker 3: No, I haven't seen this. I'm going to investigate today.
• 21:21
  Speaker 2: So the basic bro for for the more standard middle
• 21:25
  Speaker 2: class version would be would be like into uh, you
• 21:28
  Speaker 2: know it wants to be like a finance investor, tech bros, trades,
• 21:32
  Speaker 2: you know, loves used to dudes.
• 21:35
  Speaker 1: Ye, crypto would which which category is the crypto?
• 21:39
  Speaker 3: Definitely in crypto obsession?
• 21:40
  Speaker 2: Right? Did you have to you have to know just
• 21:42
  Speaker 2: a tiny bit about crypto and be completely oblivious, much
• 21:45
  Speaker 2: like he is with sports, Like but no enough to say.
• 21:47
  Speaker 3: No, enough to put your foot in your mouth, enough
• 21:48
  Speaker 3: to be right. How about like CrossFit?
• 21:50
  Speaker 2: Yes, that's a purpose, Basic Bro. We're just golf fit
• 21:54
  Speaker 2: in golf? Is that's the middle class basic?
• 21:57
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 21:57
  Speaker 3: Exactly golf? Where's the disc? That was Tyler? That's lower disc.
• 22:03
  Speaker 3: Golf disc goes into stoner slash hippiness.
• 22:07
  Speaker 2: Which our categories is lower, right, yeah, lower, but it's
• 22:10
  Speaker 2: also a branch off to the side once removed. He's
• 22:16
  Speaker 2: he's like, he's just like the thirty thirty five thousand
• 22:18
  Speaker 2: dollars a year, Basic Bro, and he watches that's funny here.
• 22:22
  Speaker 1: Three one four texting over that you can even get
• 22:26
  Speaker 1: shoes for your fingers. That is so gay.
• 22:31
  Speaker 7: I'm not doing that.
• 22:33
  Speaker 3: But that I don't think that's the so I don't
• 22:35
  Speaker 3: know if that's the tech Tech version though, I think
• 22:37
  Speaker 3: it's the hot Wheels version assume Yeah, those sell those
• 22:40
  Speaker 3: at seven eleven.
• 22:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah, hell yeah, there's different versions. Are you skateboarding with
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: your fingers? Yeah, it's all the.
• 22:47
  Speaker 3: Same, thank you.
• 22:48
  Speaker 1: But yeah, yeah, but no different that's Megador try to
• 22:51
  Speaker 1: break it down into.
• 22:52
  Speaker 3: No, I'm gonna saying tech Tag is the original originator,
• 22:55
  Speaker 3: and then there's like other people that try to make
• 22:57
  Speaker 3: versions of it.
• 22:58
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I'm not gonna like I pre ordered the Tony
• 23:01
  Speaker 7: Hawk remake because it came with the skateboard. I'm just
• 23:03
  Speaker 7: waiting for him to sign a.
• 23:04
  Speaker 1: Nice great question on the tech Sea Bass. We got
• 23:06
  Speaker 1: to categorize another basic dude thing, cyber truck.
• 23:10
  Speaker 2: Well, cyber truck. It's actually the most think about what
• 23:13
  Speaker 2: I said earlier, what's the most common, easy, popular, go
• 23:16
  Speaker 2: to thing. That's what basic people do. That's why they're basic.
• 23:19
  Speaker 2: The most common easy thing these days just to hate
• 23:21
  Speaker 2: on cyber trucks.
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: So you're high end basic people. There's a certain there's
• 23:26
  Speaker 1: a certainly of the people if you do like a
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: psychological profile or like just a general profile, like FBI
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: does for you know, like of prou buy cyber trucks.
• 23:36
  Speaker 1: I would think it would be Browie. It's a Broie basic.
• 23:42
  Speaker 3: It's just it's just easy, right, It's easy. Yeah, but
• 23:45
  Speaker 3: that's easy commentary for people.
• 23:48
  Speaker 1: Sure, it's easy to hate on dudes finger finger blasting skateboards.
• 23:52
  Speaker 2: You guys, are you do have a point in that.
• 23:55
  Speaker 2: I would be if let's just say cyber truck owner,
• 23:57
  Speaker 2: you'd throw him more into that tech bro crypto bro
• 24:00
  Speaker 2: side of things.
• 24:00
  Speaker 3: Yes, Like can he at least be a high end
• 24:03
  Speaker 3: basic Bro.
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: I wouldn't say it's just based on the cost of
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: a cyber truck. I would say that would be more
• 24:09
  Speaker 1: of like the high high side, right.
• 24:11
  Speaker 2: The basic the basic Bro low scale is the Dodge Charger,
• 24:15
  Speaker 2: Dodge Challenger owner. These guys who can't afford a real
• 24:18
  Speaker 2: sports car like the actual basic Bro wash so they
• 24:20
  Speaker 2: get my little starter car, the hell Cat. But yeah,
• 24:25
  Speaker 2: to give you eyes all credit the cyber truck, it's on.
• 24:27
  Speaker 2: It's a splinter. It's like, you know, it's like disc golf.
• 24:30
  Speaker 2: It's off in the tech engineering sort of side of things.
• 24:33
  Speaker 1: Well, Tyler, we do love you, you know.
• 24:37
  Speaker 3: If you don't know anything more about Tyler, I'll let
• 24:39
  Speaker 3: you know.
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: Although Jenn doesn't have an obsession with you, Menace has
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: an obsession. Yeah, any opportunity that Menace I feel like,
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: I feel like he always has you absolutely top of mind.
• 24:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Tyler.
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: It's like when someone's smitten with like they got a
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: crush on someone like you. Hear your kids like you. Well,
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: I don't know who this kid is, but certainly she's
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: got a crush on him. Well.
• 25:04
  Speaker 3: I think as much as we want to say that
• 25:06
  Speaker 3: he's a basic bitch, I think he's actually an interesting
• 25:08
  Speaker 3: person that has like all these different uh things that
• 25:12
  Speaker 3: we can talk about in his life.
• 25:15
  Speaker 1: He's a character, a character.
• 25:17
  Speaker 3: He has all these he has like five different brothers.
• 25:20
  Speaker 3: He he was homeschooled. He he worked, He worked on
• 25:25
  Speaker 3: a little league team and never played little league ever.
• 25:27
  Speaker 3: He was a manager of a little league team, but
• 25:29
  Speaker 3: he never even played one game. And is a freaking life.
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: Like way that people always entered, you know, uh, you know,
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: put into their conversation about how they CrossFit or they're
• 25:38
  Speaker 1: a vegan. Yeah, right, kind of thing. There's your thing,
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: Like you can always tie it back to ties.
• 25:43
  Speaker 3: How many chicks have you taken him on Tyler. Yeah,
• 25:46
  Speaker 3: we've gone in Vegas so many times.
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: There's a dozen trips and only one room for every trip.
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: Sometimes it's just nice to feel no pillow separation either, right, yeah,
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: all right, more what he shows next second, The Woody
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: Show back in a few