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THROW THOSE SILICONE TITTIES! CROSSDRESSING, GRANDMA AND HATERS! · CALL ME MISTRESS

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Hi, welcome to the latest episode of Mistress Mia's
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Dungeon. I'm your Hostess, Mistress Mia,
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and this will officially be our last episode live.
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Oh no. Yes, but we're actually going to
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change the name now to call me Mistress.
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Oh. I like that.
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You like that. Call me Mistress.
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I like that a lot. Well, I hope you do like it.
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You know it's going to be a new year and today is our new year.
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It is the official January 1st of 2025.
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We've survived this long. 20 It still feels like 2020.
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I know, it's crazy. I didn't even make it past that
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yet. I know, it's so crazy.
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It's. Like 2025 what?
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But you know, it's just time to move forward into something
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different. Something new, something.
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New So Liv, This is the official first episode of Call Me
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Mistress. Now I will tell you the past is
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the past. I've had different Co hosts and
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that kind of thing over the years, but you by far my
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favorite. I love Barbie.
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Oh, you make him a heart. Well, you know, we do sessions
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together and you know, we share so much together and it's just
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been such a short time. It's just been a blast.
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Yeah, I feel like I've known you forever.
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I know it's weird, so weird is. That weird but.
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You know, I'll tell you it's interesting we have some haters
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now and so. They've come on that bitch that
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was running us before. I don't know what bitch it was,
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but there's a few bitches who keep reporting us to Spotify.
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And one, one nasty e-mail I recently got the other day was
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like, are you grooming children? And I was like, motherfuckers,
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this is an explicit and you we put when we, you know, actually
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post this on Spotify, it says it's explicit content.
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It's 18 or over. We've had people reach out to us
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in different countries and they're like, can you please
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remove the restriction, the age restriction?
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I'm like, no, it's there for a reason.
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But I had this nasty e-mail and I'm like, motherfuckers, do they
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not have anything better to do? No, they listen to the whole
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thing to be able to do it anyways.
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They had issues, yeah. They had issues with that whore
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owl when we did the pool. You haven't seen it, I don't
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think, but it was doing an episode with her out by the pool
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and we used toys on her and you know, it was fun.
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It's you know, it's not a big deal.
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And then they had an issue with the Sissy video where I had the
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Sissy eat their come. What's wrong with that?
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I don't fucking have a. Clue.
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How's that got to do? What's that grooming you do?
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Can tell that he's a grown man, right?
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It's a grown ass man, right? Yeah.
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In a wig and that makes you uncomfortable?
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Then don't. Watch, I don't fucking get it.
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And then I was like, you know, it's like 50 Shades of grey,
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right? And then they have the audacity
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to say, well, I'm surprised you even use that as some type of
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guideline for what you do because most of the BDSM
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community, they think that 50 Shades is garbage anyway.
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I'm like sis who you know, it's like shut the.
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Fuck up. I like it.
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It's like a very toned down. It's very toned.
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It's. Not garbage, it's I like.
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It it's like it. Too.
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It was a good movie. And you know what I said, and I
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said this when it first came out, I said, you know, it might
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not be everybody's cup of tea, but the simple fact is it brings
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the actual BDSM, the act of it, the dungeon room itself in the
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movie, it brings it to the public eye so that people will
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address it as, oh, this is a level of normalcy.
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Oh, well, if Christian great can make it sexy, why can't we?
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Yeah. You know, it doesn't have to be
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this dark, sinister practice like.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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Exactly. Grooming children or.
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Yeah. That's so weird.
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Yeah, it's crazy. They must not be listening to
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the podcast correctly. They're just going to be all
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there. You guys really just looking at
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the? Videos.
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There's no way. Yeah, I think they're just
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looking at the videos, like, oh, I want to watch some porn.
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Oh hey, there we go. But then they report you.
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Then they report me. Who the fuck knows.
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I can't rationalize with crazy or stupid, but all I do know is
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I want to hear about the session you did the other night with our
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Sissy. I love him so much.
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I wish he could come back, but he wasn't able to come back.
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But OK, what did we do? We first started out looking for
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clothes because we I try to do a different because we did Cupcake
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the first time we hung out with him.
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Second time we look for a bra, I put some fake titties in his bra
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and he was like, Oh my God, they look real.
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And I'm like, yeah. And I'm like grabbing them and
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he just like, it's like bringing him into himself, like, oh, this
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is happening to me. Don't you love the silicone
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titties in the? Dungeon and the different
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sounds, yeah, it's also fun. Side side little thing.
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My grandma or my best friend's grandma used to have one of
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those because she had breast cancer and she used to throw it
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at people. Oh my God, that's awesome.
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Get mad at them, I should throw a titty at you.
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That is. Awesome.
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It's like what you have to stick to.
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Yeah, that's hilarious. That's so funny.
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But now I'm putting it in bras and dressing men up, so wow, how
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the world goes round I guess. Yeah.
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Circle of Life. There you go.
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But anyways, we get it all situated.
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I was like, what would you like to incorporate this time?
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He was like more like a tease and denial type of situation.
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So and he wanted to be on the hook.
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I definitely was able to get him on the hook.
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He now explain this is an anal hook from the ceiling.
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Yes, yes, cranked. To a winch.
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Yeah, I uncrunk it and brought it all the way down.
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Crunk it, you crunk you cranked. It that's the right word, but it
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does sound funny. Crunk.
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Maybe cranked Cranked it down I. Don't even know now.
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Yeah, OK. Flaring guys.
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You lowered it down. I lowered so he could reach his.
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Rest centrally. Yeah. 2.
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The 50 Shades of Gray way. Oh yeah, it.
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Was definitely sexy. Uh huh, he was.
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I call him my big bitch Sissy 'cause he's huge.
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Oh God, he's huge. He's tall.
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He's like. 6. Three, I put him in some really
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high heels so he was even taller.
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Usually do me take off my shoes to get up on this table.
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No bitch, get up on there and I like I fucked him with the the
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hook holding his heels. I held the back of his heels.
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Wow. Going at it.
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Now, did you keep the hook in and put a dildo in?
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No. I had it somewhat out.
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So when I would press against him it, it would go like that.
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So I was like pushing it into him with my body and then it you
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know, so it was fun. We made quite a big mess with
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the, the Lube we have. We're going to be using coconut
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oil and that is just, I mean, it's fun because everything's
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slippery, but man, oh man, everything's slippery.
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You start, you start ice skating in there.
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Help. He's so sweet though.
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He helped me clean up but. That's a good sub should.
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I know he did so good like he didn't complain or nothing.
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He's like do most Subs help you clean like this?
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I was like, no, I got to force people to.
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Do it, Yeah. You know, like I'm like, yeah,
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like you made this mess. I didn't make this mess.
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You made this mess. You come in here, ask him for
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this. You made this mess.
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Yeah, I told him I'm like, you use so much alcohol, as much as
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you can on stuff. Go ahead, load it down.
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You know, make it clean. Yeah, like that, just sitting
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there dripping. I'm just like, I gotta, I gotta
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let it sit there for a second, let it marinate and then I wash
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it. But yeah, I think it was sort of
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hurt him. I had pranked.
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I upped it. I lifted the crank up to the
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ceiling. It's probably just a smidge too
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high. Yeah, where he got a little
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uncomfortable, but. He was honest.
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To do tell you're you're a big bitch, you know, just put your
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butt up a little bit higher. Yeah.
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I got AM. Yeah, he's like 6364 easy 280.
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I mean 260. Yeah.
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Yeah. But he's adorable.
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He really is inside and out. He's a sweetheart.
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He is. That's so funny.
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It was really. Funny, I wish he had a done an
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enema because I was gonna fuck him in the swing.
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Yeah, that was my whole plan. When he came back he wanted to
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do the latex bed, but we didn't have it set up.
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Yeah, well, you know, he ended up wanting to come the the next
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day. I know we didn't have enough
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time to set everything. We didn't, and he only gave me
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like an hour. Yeah.
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And I'm like, well, fuck, I don't have time to set that up.
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Yeah, You know, we have to take the vacuum down.
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We have to put all the pieces together.
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It's a lot. Yeah, I whipped him.
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What do you remember what that glove is that I really.
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Like the vampire glove? Yeah, I whipped him with that
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and he's like, oh, it wasn't as bad as I thought I was.
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Like, well, I'm not here to hurt you, you know what I mean?
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Like, yeah, hurting you. She's a little sting, that's
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all. Exactly and.
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Feel like little red dots all over his butt all like that's
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the mark I'm leaving. Isn't that funny?
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For you today. And I even did the little
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pinwheel thing. Yeah.
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And he was like, that didn't feel bad either.
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And I was like, I'm telling you, we're not here to hurt you.
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I can't hear me. And they're stalling you up
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like. But yeah, he had so much fun in
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there. We got to play with new toys.
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And he was like, I just I, you expanded my once a lot further
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than what, you know, I ever thought.
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So he was like, I wish I can come back.
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I wish you can come back too. Yeah, I really do.
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I Speaking of hurting people, this is hilarious.
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So one night it was Brie and I in the dungeon.
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Yeah, Mike got we got the puppy snoring next to you.
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That's so sweet. You know, how quiet do you
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expect 5 chihuahuas to be? They actually are.
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They always are in here with us, yeah.
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And they're pretty decently quiet.
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Yeah, you never hear them in the podcast, but they're always
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here. Yeah, so anywho, this guy comes
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in one night and Brie and I, we'd work late fucking nights,
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you know, I, I even still, I get text messages at 2:00 or 3:00 in
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the morning and it's like, dudes, I'm sleeping, you know?
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But anywho, so we get this guy and he comes in, it's like
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midnight and he's Indian. And I'm like, why do you want to
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come to a dungeon? He's like, oh, I see it on
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movies. You know, I I want to you know
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what? I want to experience different
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things. And I'm like, OK, you know, so
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come on in. And as soon as he came in, you
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know, it's dark and all you see is like, red lights.
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You know, it's intimidating. And Oh, yeah, you see the big
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Dick on there. And so he came in and he was
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just, like, awestruck by everything.
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And, you know, when he came in, I'm like, oh, yeah, come in, sit
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down for a minute. And I said, you know, what's
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your name? He's like, I don't want to be
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here. And I was like, but you said you
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wanted to experience it. And he's like, yes, like 50
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Shades of Grey, like, like sexy, like hot.
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Poor buddy. And I'm like, well, it'll be
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fun, you know? I said.
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But you know, we don't have sex, right?
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And he's like, you don't have sex.
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He's like, you're gonna kill me. You're gonna.
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Kill me. Yeah, And I'm like, why would we
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kill you? He's like, he's just take, take
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this. I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go.
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And there's on the door of the dungeon, you know, it looks like
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faux brick. Uh huh.
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So he's trying to get out and can't open the fucking door
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because he's so scared. He's.
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Panicked out. He's fucking freaking the fuck
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out. Wow and.
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So I'm like, it's OK, I'll get the door.
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You're going to kill me. I've seen it in these red rooms.
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You fucking kill people. And I was like, Oh my God.
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OK, dude, we'll see you later, Hon.
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We'll see you later. Just got the back door.
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You're good. You know, Meanwhile, he's
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probably telling all of his little Indian friends, you know,
12:05
back at the motel, hey, don't go to that red room and that woman
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with that dungeon, that Mia, she will kill you.
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She takes me out of the road. Yeah, she'll bury you in the
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backyard. She's a poor.
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Fuck. Oh poor guy.
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She. Lives in the.
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Woods Oh yeah, we take you. Down to our basement, yeah.
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Yeah, we train you up, don't let you out.
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No, actually, what we what I like to do is take him out in
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the woods, give them a little running start, but they have to
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be naked with no shoes. You know you're.
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Speaking to me, honey. I know, right?
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I know. I know.
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The water because I can smell you.
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I bet. Talk about that.
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God. OK, OK, OK.
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Liv just brought this up. This is fucking hilarious.
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You knew exactly what else? Oh, my God.
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Great minds. Yeah.
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I'll start telling the intro and then you tell the actual story.
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OK, just a little back story. So there's this guy and he came
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a few times to see to see me and first time was with me and
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Barbie and then he was like totally enamored with me and I
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was like God bless. I'm like I'm twice this guys
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age. You know, why is he obsessed
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with me? And you know, there's some guys
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you know, they get obsessed with their dominatrixes.
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I get it. But he was fucking relentless
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and you know, he was blown up my phone and he's like, I'll do
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anything for you. Can I smell your ass?
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Can I do this? Can I do that?
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Can I come clean your house? I'll do anything.
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And I was like, Oh my God, please shut the fuck up.
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So then I was like, OK, I gotta bring Liv in here so Liv can
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just like aw him with her magic. And sure enough.
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What that was? Yes, yes.
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Because then I figured, OK, he'll back off a little bit off
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of me. Did he?
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Oh yeah. OK, good.
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Oh, yeah. Because the next day or later
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that night rather, you know, he contacted me and he is like, I
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want Liv's number, so or I, or no, better yet, just just have
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her come over to my place. I'm alone at Christmas and she
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can stay here. I want to keep her a few days.
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Like I'm putting you on loan or something.
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Like what? The keeper.
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For a few days, yeah. That's.
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So. Crazy.
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So fucking weird. You're.
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Not keeping me a few days like I'm a lamp, you know, like God.
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Dang the next day tells me, oh I'm sorry I was drunk.
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Like, shut the fuck up, I'm not responding in that shit.
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So set the stage. So Liv and I, we're in the
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dungeon. This guy comes in and he brings
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a cake and he. Brings we talked about him
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before in our past podcast about him bringing this cake and
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freaking the baby oil, which was, you know, the coconut oil
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that been used now for our Lube but.
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It's great Lube. It's great.
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It is. It's a little messy, but it's
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great. And the alcohol actually cleans
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it up really well, surprisingly. You'd think there would just be
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oil everywhere. So tell us what he did.
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Oh my God, at the very, very end we were talking about, I'm not
15:02
even sure what we were talking about.
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We were talking about anal or something where where we were.
15:08
Doing oh, I remember what it was because he had said he wanted
15:12
strap on and we never got to do strap on in the session and you
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were just like, yeah, you know, we could have done strap on and
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he. Said he was like well I don't, I
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don't want my butthole to be open because other men can smell
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my pheromones like as if you can smell your pheromones more
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because your butthole is open. But you know it closes after
15:32
like a minute. I.
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Know. We don't leave you.
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I mean, Doug might that that big dildo in the middle of the room
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might leave you a gaping for a minute longer, but Jesus, that
15:44
is not a thing. Yeah, that is so gross.
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I even thought that like ohh, my, my butt holes got my
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pheromones in it. I don't want nobody.
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Chasing me down. Isn't that crazy?
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Now, have you ever seen a prolapse on an asshole?
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OK, so the prolapse is when you get fucked so much in the ass.
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That it comes out a little bit, yes.
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Yeah, I have seen that. OK.
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And they, they have different names for it.
16:08
They call it like a rosebud. They call different things, you
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know, and it to me it's like not appealing, but a lot of people
16:14
like it. Dolphin blowhole or something?
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Yeah, I've heard some different things, yeah, but I mean, there
16:21
I could be like, OK, maybe they could smell shit, like maybe
16:24
they could smell something, but. That's not pheromones.
16:26
That's not pheromones like. This could be in the store and
16:30
just fart on somebody like that's your fair one.
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God, Oh my God, I don't know what he was thinking.
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Oh. My God, he was just like, can I
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hold your hand? Yeah, he did.
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Holding hands there and he's like, can can I ask one more
16:43
question? Can I pick you up more to pick
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me up? Yeah, that was cute though,
16:48
because he's like your height. He's like.
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He's my height, yeah. So he was. 53 quite.
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Slender too. Yeah, I didn't think he could do
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it. I didn't think so either.
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But he did. It was pretty smooth and he kept
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me up there for a while. Yes.
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He was just like rocking me like I was a baby.
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Yeah, he was like grabbing under your legs.
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Yeah, you know, like I. Had like I had my legs wrapped
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around his body. So yeah, he was holding.
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Me and all I kept thinking was thank God you're wearing pants.
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I've been wearing my skirt my whole ass.
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Yeah. Oh God.
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God bless something else. Now I know that we're going to
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have our foot guy in a few days. Uh huh.
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And he likes your feet Nasty. And they nasty.
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So tell me, are you going to get them really extra nasty?
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Always. I still got the socks that we
17:35
used last time and using those, they're going to be real
17:38
raunchy. They're raunchy today.
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Going shopping today with you and I just take my I took my
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shoes off at the end of the day with my last changing on the
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clothes. Yeah, Guy was stinking myself
17:47
out of the changing room. Jesus, there you go.
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So anywho, he's going to fall in love yet again.
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Oh yeah, because he's so excited to see you.
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But on that note, I know that with this new year, you and I
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are going to start doing video episodes together.
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Like the fucked up Friday and the twisted Thursday.
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And actual interviews like this, you and I talking.
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Oh, and it'll be like a it'll be like a video instead.
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OK, so we can have our our call me mistress sign behind us.
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Nice. Exactly.
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And we're going to have it in our little fur room and we'll
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set it up and, you know, people can see us and our silly
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reactions and all that fun stuff.
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And you can show them different toys, like your favorite toys.
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And, well, it depends. I like when, like, guys come in
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and they're like, yeah, I grew up a Christian and, you know,
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coming in here just kind of a little bit taboo.
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And you're like, all right, you're gonna be kissed by the
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devil. Pull up the devil's tongue.
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That's my favorite. That was great.
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Thank you. That devil's tongue is from
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Carnal Coyote. I left some whelps on a big
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bitch Sissy. Yeah, yeah, he had some whelps
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on his. But I was like, what is that
18:53
from? Because it was like straight
18:54
lines. I was like, I don't have a
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weapon of choice that has that. But it was the end, the little
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pointy end of the devil's tongue.
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I was like. Oh.
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They love that. Good.
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He wanted some marks though. That's awesome.
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All right, so on that note, we're going to have one hell of
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a year coming. Oh yeah, 2025, it's going to be
19:13
crazy. It's going to be crazy.
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So until then, let's see how the new year is going to go.
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I will no longer say our last slogan ever again.
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This is dead. To me, this is going to, it's
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dead to me. It's going to be a new year, so
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new beginnings, so. New Lube.
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New Lube. We need the new Lube.
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You got it all right. So thank you again for
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listening. And this has been our first
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episode of. 2000. 25 uh huh of call me.
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Call me Mistress, how are you? Bye, guys.