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Prank 6 Oct 2026 · Darren “Whackhead” Simpson’s prank calls on Kfm Mornings

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  Speaker 1: It's Miley Cyrus on KFM Mornings. Okay, we're going to
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  Speaker 1: take a quick break and then we're coming back with
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  Speaker 1: a prank.
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  Speaker 2: It's a little bit of retribution. Oh, we need some laughter.
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  Speaker 2: We need some joy.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, this guy has been waiting for seven odd years
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  Speaker 1: to return the favor to his brother.
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  Speaker 2: To return a pranking favor?
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  Speaker 1: Yes, he was pranked by his brother and he sat
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  Speaker 1: and waited and then he was like, all right, let
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  Speaker 1: me give Darren a call.
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  Speaker 2: The time is now. He played the long game. Yes,
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  Speaker 2: like an elephant. So that's coming up next.
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  Speaker 3: Stop.
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  Speaker 2: Stop what you're doing. Here is another world famous prank
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  Speaker 2: call from Darren Wackhead Simpson. Exclusive to KFM Mornings.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, so two brothers, adult brothers, very close. Lots of
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  Speaker 1: fun and games between them. One did quite a dirty
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  Speaker 1: on the other one. In the form of a prank
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  Speaker 1: many years ago, the other one has been sitting waiting
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  Speaker 1: for the moment. And the moment has now.
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  Speaker 3: It's quite villainous that waiting in your lair, planning, plotting.
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  Speaker 3: You know, you've got the blueprints out on the table
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  Speaker 3: and waiting for the perfect opportunity to get him back.
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  Speaker 2: It's like me. I don't get mad. I get even.
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  Speaker 2: You get even. And I will wait. I will play
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  Speaker 2: the long game.
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  Speaker 1: However long the rest of your life is, I'll leave
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  Speaker 1: it to the sort of second last day.
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  Speaker 2: So this is what's happened, right?
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  Speaker 1: So he works, the guy being pranked, he does contract
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  Speaker 1: work in the UK. So he will go to the
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  Speaker 1: UK for like two, three months at a time, do
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  Speaker 1: the work, and then he comes back home. With his
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  Speaker 1: lovely pounds. Go back and forth and back and forth.
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  Speaker 1: So he's driving around here. And then he has a
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  Speaker 1: car accident. And the car was not able to be
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  Speaker 1: driven away, quite to be towed away. And then the
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  Speaker 1: worst thing was, the car's towed, goes to.
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  Speaker 2: The towing yard.
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  Speaker 1: And then he had to hop on a plane, like
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  Speaker 1: two days later, And go to England to do the
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  Speaker 1: contract job.
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  Speaker 2: My goodness.
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  Speaker 1: So he said to his brother, hey bro, please, can
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  Speaker 1: you just take care of this for me? It's in
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  Speaker 1: the towing yard. Laid the claim with the insurance company.
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  Speaker 2: The hard work is done. Yeah, get it all sorted
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  Speaker 2: for me. The admin is done. I'm away.
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  Speaker 1: And then to which brother thought, here we go. Here
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  Speaker 1: we go. So I'm going to be calling him. He
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  Speaker 1: is in the UK.
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  Speaker 2: Okay. Brother's on the line with me.
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  Speaker 4: Let's do it. Okay, I'm on it.
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  Speaker 2: Stand by your phone.
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  Speaker 1: Hello?
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  Speaker 2: Hello, I'm looking for... Please. Speaking. It's Fakir. I'm calling
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  Speaker 2: you from.
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  Speaker 4: How's it, man? How are you?
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  Speaker 1: Been trying to get hold of you for a while. Listen,
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  Speaker 1: this issue about your bucky.
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  Speaker 2: Yes.
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  Speaker 1: Look, it's been going in circles. I've been informed by
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  Speaker 1: this insurer.
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  Speaker 2: Mr. Noss is involved. Mr.
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  Speaker 1: House Domke is involved. And it's basically at a point
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  Speaker 1: now where I've got costs to recoup here for towing
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  Speaker 1: and for storage.
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  Speaker 2: You don't have insurance.
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  Speaker 1: It's apparent that insurance isn't going to be paying out
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  Speaker 1: for this either.
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  Speaker 4: Why are they not going to pay for it out?
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  Speaker 4: That was the whole issue. This was the whole thing.
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  Speaker 4: He said to Hugo, Hugo, are you sure that I'm
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  Speaker 4: not going to have to pay any cost? Because if
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  Speaker 4: I've got to pay something, I'm not going to be here.
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  Speaker 4: I'm going to London. I will go and store it
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  Speaker 4: somewhere else. And he said to me, no, no, no,
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  Speaker 4: don't worry. The insurance will cover everything.
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  Speaker 1: My deal is that there's a towing charge. There's also
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  Speaker 1: the storage fee. And it seems like... You don't want to,
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  Speaker 1: because you weren't insured and you've clearly fled the country.
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  Speaker 2: For some reason.
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  Speaker 4: Okay. Sorry, I did what?
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  Speaker 1: It seems that you fled the country because you owe
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  Speaker 1: for the Mercedes and the VW Polo.
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  Speaker 4: No, I haven't fled anywhere. He's the guy who crashed
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  Speaker 4: into me. Why would I flee the country? I'm here working.
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  Speaker 4: I'm going to be back in two months' time.
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  Speaker 1: It's just quite convenient that after you have the accident,
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  Speaker 1: you flee to England.
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  Speaker 4: I didn't flee anyway. Okay, stop right there. Okay, stop
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  Speaker 4: right there. I didn't flee anyway. I don't need to
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  Speaker 4: run from anybody. I do not need to hide from anybody.
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  Speaker 4: This has been planned for three months.
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  Speaker 1: This car can't just take up space in my yard
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  Speaker 1: here the whole time. So what I'm doing is we
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  Speaker 1: sell parts for cars. Okay, so I'm going to sell
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  Speaker 1: your car off as parts to reclaim my amount.
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  Speaker 4: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Sir, you
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  Speaker 4: are not going to do that. You are not going
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  Speaker 4: to do that. That is against the law. You cannot
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  Speaker 4: do that. I didn't run from anybody. I told everybody.
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  Speaker 4: I even spoke to, I emailed you guys to find
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  Speaker 4: out what was going on and everything. So there's no
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  Speaker 4: way that you guys can all of a sudden just
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  Speaker 4: sell my car.
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  Speaker 2: Of course I can. Of course I can.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, I can get your all-terrain wheels. I can get
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  Speaker 1: easily 1,500 for those.
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  Speaker 4: No, no, no.
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  Speaker 2: No, no, no.
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  Speaker 4: Let me get on to this. And as soon as
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  Speaker 4: I've sorted it out for somebody, then I'll get back
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  Speaker 4: to you and let you know what's going on.
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  Speaker 1: I can either sell your bucky off as scrap or
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  Speaker 1: I already have an offer of 25 Gs for your bucky. Clearly,
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  Speaker 1: you left the country to lie low for a bit.
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  Speaker 4: No, no, no. You also have my email address. I
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  Speaker 4: had to email you. Not once did you guys email me.
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  Speaker 1: But I don't deal on email. That's for girls, okay?
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  Speaker 1: I don't deal with email. I pick up the phone.
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  Speaker 4: Well, I didn't have a phone when I got you. Well, look,
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  Speaker 4: I'm telling you now, it's not often that I get
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  Speaker 4: buyers for pieces of crap, okay? I've got a buyer.
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  Speaker 5: Listen, but it's a piece of shit anyway, man, that's taken.
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  Speaker 4: Up space in my yard. It looks like a dog
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  Speaker 4: turd on my lawn here. I don't care. It might
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  Speaker 4: be a piece of shit to you. It's not a
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  Speaker 4: piece of shit to me. You will not sell that vehicle.
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  Speaker 4: You don't sell my vehicle.
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  Speaker 2: I will....
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  Speaker 4: I will find out. I'll get back to you. If
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  Speaker 4: you don't find out what's going on, I'll get back.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, I'll tell you now, but in one hour, I'm
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  Speaker 1: flogging this car.
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  Speaker 4: No, you won't. You still have car on the last
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  Speaker 4: charge of 50 inches and I will have you arrested.
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  Speaker 2: I will. I'll tell you now.
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  Speaker 4: Don't challenge me. Don't challenge me. Don't challenge me.
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  Speaker 2: One hour, but one hour, I'm flogging this car.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, that's wrong, yeah. That's brilliant.
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  Speaker 5: There he comes, there he comes.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, can you share the call back in now?
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  Speaker 4: Sure, just hang on.
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  Speaker 3: Okay.
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  Speaker 5: Your call has been placed on hold.
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  Speaker 3: Buddy?
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  Speaker 4: Hi there, buddy. Okay, this is the guy from the
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  Speaker 4: truck service.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: And he's just had a huge go at me, and
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  Speaker 5: I've just had a huge go back at him. He
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  Speaker 5: said that I fled the country, and I'm suspicious that
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  Speaker 5: I left just as the accident happened. And he's going
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  Speaker 5: to sell my car straight away. He's got a buyer
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  Speaker 5: there who wants to buy.
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  Speaker 4: It for $ 25, 000. And I told him, he's going to
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  Speaker 4: have it, and the rest of it's all text.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, you're joking, man.
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  Speaker 4: He's scummy. He's like that oak that you had worked
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  Speaker 4: with on the golf course. Yeah, has he gone?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Love it.
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  Speaker 4: No, man.
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  Speaker 1: Hello?
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  Speaker 2: Hello, bud. It's Vakia. Okay, is there anything? Because I
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  Speaker 2: promise you this guy's ready to leave this place. I'm
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  Speaker 2: going to flog his car.
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  Speaker 5: He can leave.
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  Speaker 4: He can leave. You are not selling my car.
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  Speaker 5: I'm busy sorting it out right now.
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  Speaker 4: Let me tell you, Mr. Nelson can say what the
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  Speaker 4: f * * * you want.
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  Speaker 5: It was his fault.
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  Speaker 4: You are liable for it. You will not sell that vehicle.
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  Speaker 4: You are not selling my vehicle.
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  Speaker 2: You can leave with the car.
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  Speaker 5: You are not selling my vehicle.
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  Speaker 2: Where's my guarantee? How the hell am I going to
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  Speaker 2: get the car?
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  Speaker 4: Swear to God, I will lay a charge of 10 feet.
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  Speaker 5: I swear I won't.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, let me meet you halfway here, But. I'll meet
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  Speaker 2: you halfway, okay?
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  Speaker 1: I think it's only fair that if I let this guy,
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  Speaker 1: his name's Craig, by the way, take your car, you
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  Speaker 1: can negotiate the price.
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  Speaker 2: Craig? Yeah, yes, Craig.
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  Speaker 4: No, I'm not. You're not letting my vehicle go.
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  Speaker 5: Hello, it's Craig here.
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  Speaker 4: I'm here for your Bucky. I see you've got this
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  Speaker 4: Bucky here in the yard. You're not allowed to sell
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  Speaker 4: that vehicle. I am not selling that vehicle. It's not
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  Speaker 4: for sale. I'm not selling that vehicle. I'll give you
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  Speaker 4: $ 50, 000 for that car. It's not worth more than that.
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  Speaker 4: I'm not interested. Thank you, gentlemen. I'm not interested. Have
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  Speaker 4: a lovely day.
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  Speaker 2: Hold on.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, he's busy calling me.
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
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  Speaker 4: He's busy calling me.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, hang on.
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  Speaker 2: Put me in.
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  Speaker 5: He's got no right to do that, boss.
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  Speaker 4: Please, don't. Just get me the car from this.
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  Speaker 1: Okay. Yeah. Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: No, dude, I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: What do you mean?
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  Speaker 4: From f * * * ing lectures or something like that?
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  Speaker 4: Like trying to get me back to that time with
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  Speaker 4: the credit card thing, eh? No, boss. No, man, are
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  Speaker 4: you sure? No, boss, I promise you. On your life, eh?
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  Speaker 2: Guess who?
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  Speaker 4: You f * * * ing.
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  Speaker 5: I'm f * * * ing you, I just.
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  Speaker 5: I knew it.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah. Hold on.
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  Speaker 5: Let's change.
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  Speaker 4: Let's change. You're talking.
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  Speaker 2: Seven years, buddy.
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  Speaker 3: Seven years.
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  Speaker 2: Seven years, buddy.
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  Speaker 5: I'm phony mommy.
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  Speaker 4: I'm phony mommy.
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  Speaker 2: Wow.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, we're violent, and you're there saying, hey, you sausage,
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  Speaker 1: I'm calling mommy.
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  Speaker 2: That's so real. That building site, yeah. You're going to
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  Speaker 2: be feared and revered, my man.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, my word.
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  Speaker 2: You sausage. Call mommy.
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  Speaker 1: It's Maroon 5 with Sugar on KFM Mornings. Okay, here's
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  Speaker 1: some messages from the prank this morning.
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  Speaker 2: You got me laughing.
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  Speaker 5: You got me laughing like nobody's business in this morning.
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  Speaker 2: Revenge is best served cold. Now you got it, bro.
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  Speaker 2: He got me and I'm calling mom.
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  Speaker 3: I'm calling mom.
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  Speaker 1: That just goes to show you never too old To
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  Speaker 1: call mommy.
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  Speaker 2: There we go.
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  Speaker 3: Mommy's going to sort it out.
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  Speaker 2: Going to sort you out.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah. Better not do that to me.