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Kids Say the Darndest Things from June 25th, 2026 · The Radio From Hell Show - Best Of

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  Speaker 1: You know, the only the only compliment I ever. I mean,
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  Speaker 1: I don't get many compliments on my work here, I don't,
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  Speaker 1: you know, said no, it's but I but I got it.
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  Speaker 1: So I have to bank do with this a great compliment.
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  Speaker 1: It's here's my paper coffee cup and it says on
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  Speaker 1: it drinks done well for a job well done, a
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  Speaker 1: job well done. So I get to have this little
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  Speaker 1: coffee because I do a great job. That's what my
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  Speaker 1: cup's telling me.
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  Speaker 2: Well, the false statement is drink's done well.
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  Speaker 1: They're not bad, They're okay. So I saw this today,
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  Speaker 1: maybe you guys saw too. It's ah remember our link
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  Speaker 1: ladder way back if you If you remember, he had
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  Speaker 1: a show where he would part of his show he
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  Speaker 1: would talk to children. Kids say the darnedest things. And
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  Speaker 1: this is kids say the darnedest things. They rounded up
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  Speaker 1: a bunch of stuff on you know, threads and and
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  Speaker 1: Twitter and all of that, keep talking about the strand
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  Speaker 1: the funny things that their little toddlers say. And I
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  Speaker 1: thought some of them were actually quite quite funny. Here's
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  Speaker 1: a woman who says, my three year old just named
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  Speaker 1: all the colors of the rainbow, red, orange, mellow, green, blue,
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  Speaker 1: indigo and violence violence. Yeah, and me I thought mellow
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  Speaker 1: was good too. This one says. My four year old
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  Speaker 1: loves cape Cod Demon Hunters. I can't I can't bring
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  Speaker 1: myself to.
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  Speaker 3: Tell corrector that it will always be that.
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  Speaker 1: It's Cape Cod Demon Hunters. Let's see. Instead of saying decompressed,
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  Speaker 1: my kid says decompose. It sure feels nice to decompose.
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  Speaker 1: My toddler is confusing the word honkah with his aunt Monica,
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  Speaker 1: and he is wishing everybody a happy Monica. Happy Monica,
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  Speaker 1: Happy Monica.
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  Speaker 3: These things in your family become that's just what everybody
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  Speaker 3: calls them.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, there's one here that addresses that. Coming up. My
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  Speaker 1: seven year old daughter says, I'm cold and now I
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  Speaker 1: have duckballs. She means goosebumps. But let's see. My nine
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  Speaker 1: year old says he just wants to be on a
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  Speaker 1: beach sipping pinwah koalas pin wah pinwa. Uh. My My
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  Speaker 1: youngest child says pock sickles, uh, baby and baby's babing
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  Speaker 1: suit and sun scream. Uh. Tonight, my five year old, Oh,
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  Speaker 1: here's the one tonight. My five year old called chicken
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  Speaker 1: kebabs chicken on the cob and that's that's now. That
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  Speaker 1: is now the official name. We will always call it
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  Speaker 1: that chicken chicken on the cob. Let's see. Uh. My
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  Speaker 1: toddler calls the trampoline the jumpoline. My nine year old says,
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  Speaker 1: are playing chess and repeatedly calling the pieces prawns.
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  Speaker 3: Uh.
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  Speaker 1: Toddlers calls the A C the A B C. And
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  Speaker 1: mazzarella cheese Mozilla mozill Mozilla cheese. My son calls pretzels prenzels.
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  Speaker 3: I've heard that one before.
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  Speaker 1: And his swim goggles are his eye plugs, so we
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  Speaker 1: use we use his eye plugs when he's in the tub.
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  Speaker 1: My daughter called skeleton skele bones, and the restaurant read
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  Speaker 1: Robin red, Robin hood h. My son calls caterpillars patkillers particiller. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you can see how you.
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  Speaker 4: Can make that hungry hungry piller.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. Uh. A ten year old says, I have very
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  Speaker 1: mixed feelings about socialism.
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  Speaker 4: Really well, okay, that's.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, so the ten year olds and then there's a
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  Speaker 1: frown he face, so the so the parent sort of
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  Speaker 1: looks puzzled, and then the ten year old says, I
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  Speaker 1: mean I like my friends and I like you guys,
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  Speaker 1: but sometimes I need some independent time all by myself.
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  Speaker 1: So I have mixed feelings about socialism. Three year old. No,
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  Speaker 1: I can't no, I can't read that one. Actually. Uh,
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  Speaker 1: my son used to say palm dammit instead of instead
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  Speaker 1: of pomegranate, and I still use that word for it today.
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  Speaker 1: Give me, let's get some palm. Damn it, damn it,
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  Speaker 1: palm damn it. I think it's it is. My daughter
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  Speaker 1: calls corn on the cob holders, corn chargers.
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  Speaker 4: Corn chargers. You plug them in?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you plug them into the ends of the corn
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  Speaker 1: Where are corn charges? Ten year old sipping from a
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  Speaker 1: tiny cup. Look at me, I'm an extinguished gentleman. Extinguished.
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  Speaker 1: My toddler calls balloons baboons.
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  Speaker 4: This is a good X pole.
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  Speaker 2: I think we're getting a lot of yeah, a lot
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  Speaker 2: of texts about this. My brother calls them not caterpillars,
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  Speaker 2: but collar pudders. Let's see. Let's oh, here's one my oldest.
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  Speaker 2: When my oldest was a toddler, the Pirates movies were
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  Speaker 2: coming out, she couldn't say Captain Jack, so he always
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  Speaker 2: known around our house as Jackie bapp.
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  Speaker 1: My three year old calls hard boiled eggs, card boiled eggs. Uh.
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  Speaker 2: My husband had some pimples on his back, and my
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  Speaker 2: son went around telling people that he had.
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  Speaker 4: Nipples on his back. That's very, very different.
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  Speaker 2: My daughter calls her pajamas her bahamas.
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  Speaker 1: Instead of rewind. My son calls it fast backwards, that
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  Speaker 1: I should go fast backwards.
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  Speaker 4: Let's see.
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  Speaker 2: My son always calls pina coladas cocoa pinatas. Let's see,
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  Speaker 2: we got maca noodles and asparagus. My youngest calls his
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  Speaker 2: forehead his four noggin.
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  Speaker 1: That is good too, huh.
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  Speaker 2: I tack are contacts it tax I was on the
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  Speaker 2: phone in my car with my young son in the back.
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  Speaker 4: I said to the person on the first line, I
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  Speaker 4: don't know.
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  Speaker 2: I haven't decided. When I hung up, my son said, Mom,
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  Speaker 2: what you so decided about?
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  Speaker 3: Now we're decided about everything.
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  Speaker 2: My little sister used to not be able to say
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  Speaker 2: Uncle Steve, and so now he's uncle Beef. Okay, Uncle
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  Speaker 2: Beef's a good band named. My daughter was little, she
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  Speaker 2: would carry her binky in her blanket everywhere. When she
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  Speaker 2: would ask for it, she called it bean t boinkiem
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  Speaker 2: hm hm. My daughter calls tailan hal tena doll. My
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  Speaker 2: brother calls Catholics calf athletics.
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  Speaker 1: Man, there's a lot of these we could.
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  Speaker 3: I think we should save this for an next bowl.
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  Speaker 1: We might get. I was trying to think of something
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  Speaker 1: that I did when I was a kid. You know
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  Speaker 1: that my mother would always remind me of and for
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  Speaker 1: the only thing I can think of is that my
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  Speaker 1: grandmother had a cat named Olie, and so for some
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  Speaker 1: so I just that's whenever I saw a cat, that
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  Speaker 1: all cats were, all cats were Olies.
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  Speaker 4: When I was a kid, I said, you nark knicks.
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  Speaker 1: I still say that, you nark knicks.
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  Speaker 4: Let's see.
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  Speaker 2: My son calls flip flops plip plops, that.
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  Speaker 4: The spot behind your knee is your leg pit.
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  Speaker 1: Well, that's true.
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  Speaker 4: Mistakes are just steaks.
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  Speaker 1: I made some misteaks.
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  Speaker 2: They were called jumpolines until your mom got in onto Okay, all.
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  Speaker 1: Right, these are these are just remarkable.
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  Speaker 4: Doughnuts, not doughnuts.
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  Speaker 2: When I was a toddler, my mom once wore her
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  Speaker 2: work apronto the grocery store. In horror, I yelled, Mom,
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  Speaker 2: you left your bra on. My son would say straw
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  Speaker 2: babies instead of strawberries.
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  Speaker 1: That's cute.
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  Speaker 2: My son called starbursts star wars, and we still call
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  Speaker 2: them that.
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  Speaker 1: Oh. I like my four year old calls the song
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  Speaker 1: psycho killer bicycle killer.
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  Speaker 2: Our son calls hand sanitizer hanitizer.
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  Speaker 3: We have hanitizer in our family. It's always hanitizer because
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  Speaker 3: we have that, and we also have sunshine Sunshine, which
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  Speaker 3: is sunscreen and sun lotion. Oh, sunshine Sunshine. One of
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  Speaker 3: the kids said that when they were little that they
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  Speaker 3: needed sunshine, and it has remained always sunshine.
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  Speaker 4: I would always call the Greek slovaki the Greek hut.
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  Speaker 2: You're getting off track there, Yeah, the goon is famous, uhgon.
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  Speaker 1: My son called mister Magoon. Let's go, We're going to
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  Speaker 1: go to see mister Macgoon.
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  Speaker 2: My three year old, when he's carrying too much stuff, says,
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  Speaker 2: I'm full of hands.
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  Speaker 4: Instead of my hands are full.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, let's let's let's revisit this for next
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  Speaker 1: We're great