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Hour 3 - LeDrama · The Ben Maller Show

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  Speaker 1: Boom shaka Laca. It's our numb berth three. Thank you
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  Speaker 1: for listening to the podcast. Lebron James, another player added
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  Speaker 1: to the Lakers. Lebron not engaged with Marcus Smart or
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  Speaker 1: any other Laker roster additions, how does that compute with you?
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  Speaker 1: Marcus Smart said he hadn't spoken with Lebron, he did
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  Speaker 1: spoke speak with Luca. Also, the WNBA lost thirty six
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  Speaker 1: percent of their television audience without Caitlin Clark playing in
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  Speaker 1: their All Star game. What does that tell you? And
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  Speaker 1: Red Sox pitcher Lucas Gialito said he's getting messages from
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  Speaker 1: angry betters after every game, so he took his concerns
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  Speaker 1: straight to the commissioner, Rob Manford. What do you take
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  Speaker 1: away from that? All of it right now here? It
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  Speaker 1: is our number three another this silent night, soe whatah well? Come?
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  Speaker 1: Row in LA That is where Garden Marcus Smart was
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  Speaker 1: welcomed to the team that wears purple and gold and
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  Speaker 1: loves to talk about how great they used to be.
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  Speaker 1: So Marcus Smart, who loved the Celtics so much that
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  Speaker 1: he dyed his hair green and they sold cereal and
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  Speaker 1: the grocery stores around Boston with his name on it.
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  Speaker 1: So Marcus Mart crediting for recruiting him to LA. He
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  Speaker 1: mentioned that as his introductory PEP rally news conference, as
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  Speaker 1: he was welcome to the Lakers. He said, quote, when
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  Speaker 1: you get a guy like Luca calling checking on you,
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  Speaker 1: trying to see where you're at, to see if you
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  Speaker 1: want to come join something special that they're trying to
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  Speaker 1: cook up over here. Smart said, for him to say
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  Speaker 1: that he can really use my help, that meant a lot,
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  Speaker 1: said Marcus Smart. So of course we know that's buttering biscuits.
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  Speaker 1: What about Lebron? Okay, So Marcus Smart was asked about that.
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  Speaker 1: He said, quote, I have not talked to Lebron yet.
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  Speaker 1: He said, Bron's a busy man. Quote continues, I'm going
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  Speaker 1: to talk to him when I got when he's got time,
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  Speaker 1: he said, when he's got time, all right, So let
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  Speaker 1: us discuss the question Lebron James. This continues a trend.
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  Speaker 1: Lebron not engaged with Marcus Smart, just like he was
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  Speaker 1: not engaged with DeAndre Ayton who joined the Laker. So
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  Speaker 1: these roster editions coming to LA and it's Luca that
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  Speaker 1: has been mentioned, not not Lebron, So how does that
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  Speaker 1: compute with you? So how does it compute? I've got Belagio,
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  Speaker 1: flame broiled and ballpark Budweisers, and we'll connect all of
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  Speaker 1: these things together and we're gonna play Connect three is
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  Speaker 1: what we're gonna play. So again the question was, how
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  Speaker 1: does it compute? Lebron not involved in this? So it
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  Speaker 1: doesn't commute or compute, right, it just doesn't. And the
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  Speaker 1: reason it doesn't is because Lebron is a guy who
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  Speaker 1: has never ever my entire time doing you know, when
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  Speaker 1: I was doing the website stuff years ago, Lebron was
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  Speaker 1: a high school kid in Ohio. So I've fought I've
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  Speaker 1: gotten the full, all inclusive Lebron experience behind microphones and
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  Speaker 1: keyboards and all that stuff. But Lebron is a guy
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  Speaker 1: who has never passed up a chance to take credit
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  Speaker 1: for adding a player to a roster if he thinks
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  Speaker 1: it's going to work. But now this off season, it
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  Speaker 1: has been radio silence. The thing everyone in radio has
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  Speaker 1: nightmares about Dead Air. Oh my god, there was a
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  Speaker 1: second of Dead Air. Now King James in the cartoon
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  Speaker 1: bubble in my head with this latest revelation from the
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  Speaker 1: Book of Revelations for Marcus Smart, King James is over
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  Speaker 1: at the Bellagio in Vegas. He's pulling the classic passive
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  Speaker 1: aggressive card from the bottom of the deck. Now there
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  Speaker 1: is internet video of Lebron hanging out with former La
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  Speaker 1: TV personality Lauren Sanchez, who has never walked by a
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  Speaker 1: plastic surgeon, apparently without getting a procedure done, and she's
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  Speaker 1: apparently married to like the richest guy in the world.
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  Speaker 1: But this video that it's I don't even know. I
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  Speaker 1: don't know what's real and what's not. I don't know
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  Speaker 1: if that's recent or that's old. But there's video of Lebron.
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  Speaker 1: He's dancing and partying and there Lauren Sanchez is there.
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  Speaker 1: Who knows anyway. So Lebron, wherever he's been, whether it's Cleveland, Miami,
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  Speaker 1: back to Cleveland to the Lakers, has always been the
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  Speaker 1: self appointed GM. He's always been that guy. He's also
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  Speaker 1: been the part time motivational speaker. He's been the social
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  Speaker 1: media pep rally person and suddenly now Lebron is silent.
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  Speaker 1: The Lakers bring in Marcus Smart. Nothing. They bring in
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  Speaker 1: DeAndre Ayton el zippo, el zippo crickets, not a tweet,
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  Speaker 1: not even a wink, and not even one of those
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  Speaker 1: like weird eyeball emoji things looking sideways. Didn't get one
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  Speaker 1: of those. He's ghosting you and me. I'm fine with
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  Speaker 1: that when it comes to these kind of moves. He's
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  Speaker 1: apparently not teching, he's not calling. And Marcus Smart was
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  Speaker 1: talking about Lebron's busy when he has time, because we
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  Speaker 1: all know it takes a lot of time. You can't
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  Speaker 1: multitask and be on a vacation in Europe and send
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  Speaker 1: a text because Lebron he cannot. He cannot afford it's
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  Speaker 1: more expensive, right, he cannot afford the cost involved in that,
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  Speaker 1: cannot do it. And uh, of course the reason behind
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  Speaker 1: all this, we know why, right, because deep down Lebron
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  Speaker 1: is looking over at Luca and it's like, what is
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  Speaker 1: going on? It's it's peb and j but just the
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  Speaker 1: jay the jelly, right, Luca's getting all the love. It's
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  Speaker 1: all about Luca, right, All the buzz is about Luca
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  Speaker 1: and he's the new face of the Lakers, and they're
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  Speaker 1: trying to suck up to Lucas. So he signs an
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  Speaker 1: extension like he's gonna leave, please come on, and it's
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  Speaker 1: gotta be eating Lebron alive. Right, It's this is the
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  Speaker 1: first time in Lebron's career where everyone is not licking
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  Speaker 1: his toes, and it's got to be bothering him. Right,
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  Speaker 1: I'm doing psychobabble now, But why not. I have a
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  Speaker 1: microphone and headphones. I can psychoanalyze Lebron James. So listen.
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  Speaker 1: Luca's the new prom queen and Lebron was the old
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  Speaker 1: prom queen. But now he's washed up and he's upset
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  Speaker 1: by that. But if you break it down even more scientifically, right,
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  Speaker 1: this is classic le drama, is what it is. Right.
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  Speaker 1: When he loves a move, When Lebron loves a move,
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  Speaker 1: he is front and center, beaming with pride, beaming with pride.
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  Speaker 1: When he doesn't get his guy, what does he do?
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  Speaker 1: He turns to Casper. Well, actually it was Casper's cousin,
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  Speaker 1: also named Casper, the passive aggressive ghost. That's what he
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  Speaker 1: is sulking, you know, it's his ego and all that stuff,
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  Speaker 1: and I'll take my ball and go to South of France.
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  Speaker 1: That's what I'm going to do, all right now. Secondly,
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  Speaker 1: we move away from that story. We go now to
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  Speaker 1: the report card because we love a good report card story.
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  Speaker 1: Television ratings style. Is it true? Is it true that
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  Speaker 1: the WNBA crashed and burned with their little protest the
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  Speaker 1: their version of an All Star game? Apparently so so,
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  Speaker 1: No Caitlin Clark, no problem. As Lee Corso likes to say,
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  Speaker 1: not so fast, my friend, we have learned the WNBA
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  Speaker 1: All Star Game drowned. Uh in the ratings. The game
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  Speaker 1: with the ladies protesting was not a Baffosaco box office hit.
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  Speaker 1: It was not. The WNBA lost thirty six percent of
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  Speaker 1: their television audience year to year, thirty six percent of
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  Speaker 1: their television audience without Kitlin Clark playing in the All
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  Speaker 1: Star game where the ladies bitched about not getting enough money.
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  Speaker 1: So what does that tell you? What does that tell you?
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  Speaker 1: It is a massive number. I don't think you can
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  Speaker 1: understate how big a number thirty six percent is year
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  Speaker 1: to year and the WMB losing thirty six percent of
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  Speaker 1: their TV audience without Kaitlin Clark playing in the All
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  Speaker 1: Star Game. That is not a dip. I ride the dip,
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  Speaker 1: you know, bet on the dip. It's not a blip,
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  Speaker 1: not a dip. Not that not a chip. No, that
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  Speaker 1: is not someone misplacing their remote controls and I don't
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  Speaker 1: know where the remote is. What's around with that? This
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  Speaker 1: is magic abrocod number poof. You lost one third of
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  Speaker 1: your audience. Congratulations, ladies. One third of your audience vanished.
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  Speaker 1: You're very impressive. What is that in real human beings?
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  Speaker 1: According to the ratings, one point two million men, women,
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  Speaker 1: and children, to be exact, said I got something bettered dough.
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  Speaker 1: I ain't gonna watch that crap. Calen Clark's not playing.
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  Speaker 1: I'm out one point two now. I did get a
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  Speaker 1: kick out of the spin job from some loyalists, the
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  Speaker 1: Wokesters in the in the media who are really propping
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  Speaker 1: up the WNBA, And they're like, well, it's not that
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  Speaker 1: big deal. I mean, you just having an agenda. You're
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  Speaker 1: making this a political thing. It's not about being political, right,
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  Speaker 1: And those that are saying it's not a big deal
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  Speaker 1: are gaslighting, is what they're doing here. To use a comparison,
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  Speaker 1: if if Apple lost thirty percent of their customers. They
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  Speaker 1: sold thirty six percent less computers and iPhones year to year.
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  Speaker 1: The person that runs Apple, Tim cook would not get cooked.
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  Speaker 1: He would be flame broiled like a burger at a
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  Speaker 1: fast food restaurant, all right, serve with a side of
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  Speaker 1: shareholder lawsuits, and they would demand his head on a
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  Speaker 1: platter after it's done in the flame broiler. That's reality.
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  Speaker 1: So what is the lesson here? The lesson is it
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  Speaker 1: tells you one thing and one thing only. It's a
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  Speaker 1: story that we thought was true. But it's validation. It's
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  Speaker 1: hot take validation, and we love hot take validation. We
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  Speaker 1: do the WNBA without Caitlin Clark is voodoo. It's the
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  Speaker 1: voodoo Bugaloo is what it is here. It is a mirage.
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  Speaker 1: It is a hologram. That is what it is. And
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  Speaker 1: it looks like Caitlin Clark is the Ace, the joker,
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  Speaker 1: and the entire freaking deck is what she did if
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  Speaker 1: one player, one player holds the entire league's ratings for ransom,
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  Speaker 1: which is essentially what Kaitlyn Clark can do. Your foundation, well,
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  Speaker 1: how can we discribe this? You're essentially building a skyscraper
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  Speaker 1: on a ground made out of jello. Good luck, good
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  Speaker 1: luck on that anyway. All right, now, final thought, we
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  Speaker 1: go to baseball quickly. I thought this story was interesting.
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  Speaker 1: We've gotten a lot of these stories recently, and I
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  Speaker 1: imagine these stories are not going away anytime soon. We
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  Speaker 1: go to Boston where Red Sox pitcher Lucas Giolito, a
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  Speaker 1: journeyman pitcher in baseball. Lucas shi Alito said that he
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  Speaker 1: is getting messages from very angry batters after every game.
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  Speaker 1: They're very upset with Lucas Gioledo. So he took his
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  Speaker 1: concern earns to the top of the food chain in
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  Speaker 1: Major League Baseball. We are told this is from the
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  Speaker 1: mouth of Lucasgiledo. He went straight to Commissioner Rob Manford
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  Speaker 1: or we'd like to call Man fraud. And what do
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  Speaker 1: you take away from this? What do you take away
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  Speaker 1: from a random journeyman scrub pitcher for the Red Sox, Lucasgieledo,
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  Speaker 1: going face to face, belly to belly with Rob Manfraud.
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  Speaker 1: So my first thought here is that Lucas Jelido running
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  Speaker 1: to the commissioner of Major League Baseball like a hall
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  Speaker 1: monitor because a few degenerate gamblers are chirping away and
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  Speaker 1: sending mean comments because he didn't pitch well enough in
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  Speaker 1: a game or whatever. Seems like a tough look. It
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  Speaker 1: just seems like a tough look. It's like people were
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  Speaker 1: not nice to Let's call the commissioner up. Can you
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  Speaker 1: imagine I'm not wired that maybe I should be wired
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  Speaker 1: that way? There must be a flaw. I have people
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  Speaker 1: send me some of the nastiest messages the other day.
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  Speaker 1: You'll give you example. I did a rant about the
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  Speaker 1: Redskins and the Indians' nicknames, and I pointed out that
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  Speaker 1: many people want those names back and that the political
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  Speaker 1: climate has changed. And so the email that I got
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  Speaker 1: after that is just unhinged. Did I run to the
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  Speaker 1: bosses here at Fox Sports Radio and say, you've got
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  Speaker 1: to take care of this. I didn't. And the reason
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  Speaker 1: I didn't is because I'm a grown up and I
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  Speaker 1: can handle my own business. And I know there's just
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  Speaker 1: a lot of fake tough guys out there keyboard warriors,
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  Speaker 1: if you will. But if I said every time someone
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  Speaker 1: on the internet hurt my feelings, they are my feelings, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: come on, give me a break. And that's what Lucas
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  Speaker 1: Giolito's essentially. You know, it's not the only one. There's
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  Speaker 1: a bunch of baseball players that are like this. He
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  Speaker 1: just went to the commissioner. But spoiler alert, if you
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  Speaker 1: work in baseball, I will give you some real talk.
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  Speaker 1: Not to call a real talk because he stopped calling again,
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  Speaker 1: but I will give you some real talk. Okay, this
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  Speaker 1: is what you signed up for. It's not nineteen ninety five.
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  Speaker 1: It's thirty years later, okay. And baseball in the year
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  Speaker 1: twenty twenty five is essentially a gambling outfit. That is
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  Speaker 1: what baseball is. You play in an organization that, for
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  Speaker 1: better or worse, and listen, I'm a gambler. I love gambling.
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  Speaker 1: I don't bet a lot, but I bet enough and
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  Speaker 1: get a little bit of a rush out of it.
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  Speaker 1: And I have a certain amount of money that I
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  Speaker 1: can afford to lose and that's it. And when that
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  Speaker 1: money's gone, I stop gambling. But for many people, they
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  Speaker 1: can't stop gambling and they're addicted to it. And I
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  Speaker 1: was chasing the next thing. They can try to get
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  Speaker 1: their money back and all that, and I feel bad
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  Speaker 1: for people, but that's anything. People are addicted to porn.
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  Speaker 1: Should we get rid of porn?
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  Speaker 2: Right?
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  Speaker 1: People are addicted to sex? Should we get rid of sex.
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  Speaker 3: No.
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  Speaker 1: People are addicted to alcohol. Should we give it out? No?
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  Speaker 1: And gambling's no. Did It's a vice. People get addicted
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  Speaker 1: to it. But baseball's in bed with it, right? Does
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  Speaker 1: he not watch game? Every time I watch one of
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  Speaker 1: these games, I watch the game in the Blue Jay
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  Speaker 1: game with the Yankees. I had that game on. I
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  Speaker 1: flipped over. I was watching some of the Red Sox
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  Speaker 1: Phillies game. Every time they go to commercial, there's a
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  Speaker 1: gambling outfit that's an advertiser. They even do in game
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  Speaker 1: parlays during baseball games. They've been doing that for a while.
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  Speaker 1: They have sponsorship deals with just about every sports book
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  Speaker 1: and anything with a pulse and a promo code. They're
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  Speaker 1: in baseball. They are more worried about getting their fans
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  Speaker 1: to gamble than they are about selling ballpark Budweisers. It's
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  Speaker 1: at that point they plaster the odds on the screen
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  Speaker 1: live betting. They do segments, as we said, during the games,
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  Speaker 1: there are segments there. They put kiosks in stadiums so
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  Speaker 1: you could it's more convenient for you to bet. Of course,
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  Speaker 1: MT's bet on your phone. But you think fans are
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  Speaker 1: not going to bet when baseball is asking the fans
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  Speaker 1: to bet, and you think that they're gonna lose money.
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  Speaker 1: The whole concept is most people that game will lose money.
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  Speaker 1: Some will win, but most will lose. And they'll bet
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  Speaker 1: over unders, on strikeouts. They'll bet every prop up your badanka, donk.
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  Speaker 1: They're gonna bet it. And if you go out there
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  Speaker 1: and suck at a time you cannot suck, they're gonna
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  Speaker 1: call you on it. But I would think you better
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  Speaker 1: grow a pair if you're gonna be in that business,
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  Speaker 1: and you better be able to handle some trolls now
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  Speaker 1: if they get violent, that's when you go to baseball security.
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  Speaker 1: They're just sending nasty messages to you. Who cares block them,
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  Speaker 1: mute them. I even have a novel idea. This is
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  Speaker 1: gonna blow your mind. This is going to blow your
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  Speaker 1: mind what I'm about to say. Put the phone down.
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  Speaker 1: I said it. Put the phone down. For years I
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  Speaker 1: did the show. We were on social media during the day.
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  Speaker 1: I hardly ever go on during the day. I do
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  Speaker 1: it for the show. I do it at night during
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  Speaker 1: the show. I'm not on there. It's fake. It's the
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  Speaker 1: matrix and all that stuff, but it's not mandatory. Certainly
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  Speaker 1: if you're a baseball I gotta do it during the
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  Speaker 1: show because of the show. But Lucas Gielito, no one's
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  Speaker 1: listening to him talk. They can barely watch him pitch
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  Speaker 1: without vomiting. So just stay off. It's not mandatory. You
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  Speaker 1: don't have to click refresh on Instagram and look at
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  Speaker 1: your messages. It's a deal you made. Now, Baseball made
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  Speaker 1: their own deal. They made a Faustian bargain. Someone say
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  Speaker 1: they made a deal with the devil, promoting gambling and
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  Speaker 1: all that. I don't have a problem with it. Other
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  Speaker 1: people do, But you don't go crying to the commissioner
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  Speaker 1: and Rob Manford. You imagine Manford by sat there listening
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  Speaker 1: to this nonsense, right, and he's, oh, yeah, I feel
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  Speaker 1: bad for you. I feel bad for you, Lucas Giolito.
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  Speaker 1: And then he walked into the room and started chuckling
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  Speaker 1: and looking at all the endorsement money Baseball's making like
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  Speaker 1: Scrooge McDucks like anyway, all right, it is the Ben
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  Speaker 1: hour bits later this hour, we've got too much or
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• 21:20
  Speaker 1: Carris says Tom Brady wants literally pulled him off the
• 21:24
  Speaker 1: sideline and screamed in his face that he was a
• 21:28
  Speaker 1: sweaty pig and then blanked again. For former Patriot Center
• 21:34
  Speaker 1: said Tom Brady once literally pulled him off the sidelines,
• 21:37
  Speaker 1: screamed in his face that he was a sweaty pig,
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  Speaker 1: and then blanked. That is the Mallor riddle of the day.
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  Speaker 1: Former Patriot Center Ted Carriss says tom Brady once literally
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: pulled him off to the sideline and screamed in his
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: face that he was a sweaty pig and then blanked.
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: That is the question. What is the answer? Let's see
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: does anyone know the answer? Milkman, Mike and Colorado said,
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: grabbed him by the dundee? Who else do we have?
• 24:45
  Speaker 1: Page down? And then tom Brady went on to become
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: the greatest quarterback of all time. Late night drug tester
• 24:53
  Speaker 1: says he pulled his pork. He is the answer. Who
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: else do we have? Paid? Page two? Uh, let's see
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: page now. Lady Syburn says tom Brady gave him a
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: lap dance, chastised him for crossing his legs like a
• 25:09
  Speaker 1: woman cod to mister irrigation. Who else do we have?
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: Page down? H let's you can't read that. Stevie Meebol
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  Speaker 1: says Brady, pulled a groin and made a pig no
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: pulled his groin and then made a pig noise. All right,
• 25:25
  Speaker 1: donkey Sausa says Brady, stuffed an apple in his mouth
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: and roasted him over an open fire. Okay, just Josh
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: and since and nice as Tom Brady called him a
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  Speaker 1: sweaty pig and then proceeded to give him a clean towel.
• 25:38
  Speaker 1: All right, Uh, what do we have? Put him on
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: the Gillette kiss cam to shame him for the whole
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  Speaker 1: world to see, says our friend Alf the alien opinter.
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  Speaker 1: Sir smokes a lot going with porky pig, as as
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  Speaker 1: the answer, stuffed bacon in his mouth from JT. The
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  Speaker 1: wingman Chris from Kentucky, says Tom Brady. He recommended a
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  Speaker 1: yoga instructor, a great yoga instructor. All right, Lorena, do
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  Speaker 1: you have an answer the mallord riddle of the day?
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  Speaker 4: Yes, I believe. Afterwards, he covered himself and in mud
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  Speaker 4: and squealed like a piece.
• 26:15
  Speaker 1: Okay, well, very funny. It turns out former Patriots centater
• 26:19
  Speaker 1: Ted Carriss Tom Brady once literally pulled him off the
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  Speaker 1: sidelines at your Led Stadium, screamed in his face that
• 26:25
  Speaker 1: he was a sweaty pig, and then pulled his pants
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  Speaker 1: down and put baby powder on his toukis in front
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  Speaker 1: of everyone in the stadium. Yeah, there's a there's a
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: thing Loraina called swamp ass that you get in the No. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: it's a problem, and oh so it's all yeah, kind
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: of imagine what that must be like. And it's more
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: of an issue in humid areas. Swamp ass And one
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: of the funniest things. I remember when Brady went to
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  Speaker 1: Tampa on I think it was I don't know, I
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: don't know where it was. It was his podcast or somewhere,
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: but Brady did an interview and talked about how he
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: was going to come bat swamp ass playing for the Buccaneers.
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: We're a human in Tampa. Let's go to the phones.
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: Chris in Louisiana is up next, and then we'll get
• 27:11
  Speaker 1: to too much or down enough? Hello, Chris, Welcome And he.
• 27:15
  Speaker 7: Mentioned two guys in my Rolldex, Carl Malone and Robert
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  Speaker 7: Parris achieved for hailing from Louisiana. Man, we got to
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  Speaker 7: get you down here to street Port, fifty cents from
• 27:23
  Speaker 7: over here.
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: Now, yeah, all right, I'm I'm down man. I would
• 27:27
  Speaker 1: love to go to Shreetport. Check it out. I've never
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: been there. I'd be all about it now. Carl Malone
• 27:32
  Speaker 1: actually lost a radio job to Carl Malone when he
• 27:35
  Speaker 1: played for We played for the I'll tell you how.
• 27:38
  Speaker 1: He played for the Utah Jazz at the time, and
• 27:41
  Speaker 1: there was a workstopage. This is on like the late nineties.
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: I was doing local radio. So Malone hired this agent
• 27:47
  Speaker 1: who was like a big marketing agent guy. So they
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: thought there would be this funny bit where Carl Malone
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: would do a radio show during the NBA lockout. I
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: think it was a lockout. I don't know, a striker
• 27:58
  Speaker 1: lockout whatever. So Malone's like, I'll do it, and then
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: it was only the workstoppers was only supposed to last
• 28:04
  Speaker 1: for a week, and it lasted for months, and Karl
• 28:07
  Speaker 1: Malone did the radio show for months and he was
• 28:10
  Speaker 1: so he was not good at radio, by the way,
• 28:13
  Speaker 1: I'll tell you that. Better better at basketball than radio.
• 28:16
  Speaker 1: But anyway, you didn't You didn't call about that, Chris,
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: what did you call about? Well?
• 28:20
  Speaker 7: Check it out. So, actually I did an interview with
• 28:22
  Speaker 7: Carl's daughter. His daughter is now with basketball coach Ryl Bard.
• 28:26
  Speaker 7: She's in the Hall of Fame too, And so I
• 28:28
  Speaker 7: did an interview. I'm a TV sports director for the
• 28:31
  Speaker 7: CBS affiliate in Shreetport.
• 28:33
  Speaker 1: Oh cool, there you go to actually.
• 28:36
  Speaker 7: To your teammates for Upper Streeport, to Tim Brando and
• 28:38
  Speaker 7: Terry Bradshaw's I didn't interviews there you go.
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  Speaker 1: That's all right. I'm in man, make it happy you
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: you you know, Pete, you're a big shot man. You're
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: like the chamber of commerce there in Shreeport. Chris, I'm
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  Speaker 1: in man.
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  Speaker 5: I'll be there so I grow up.
• 28:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah, right, all right, now you're just now you're now
• 28:56
  Speaker 1: you've lost me. But thank you, Chris. I be safe
• 28:59
  Speaker 1: driving around there. But I appreciate that this Chris and Streetport.
• 29:02
  Speaker 1: I don't know what kind of crowd would get in Streetport.
• 29:04
  Speaker 1: You think the show would play in Streetport? You think
• 29:06
  Speaker 1: we do well there?
• 29:07
  Speaker 8: I don't.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know.
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  Speaker 4: You never know, Ben, you never know his list. I
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  Speaker 4: think they might hide out in the darkness too.
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  Speaker 1: You know, we'll say we went to Vancouver. There are
• 29:14
  Speaker 1: a bunch of most of the people we met in Vancouver.
• 29:16
  Speaker 1: I never call the show. They don't really act with
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  Speaker 1: the show.
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  Speaker 4: With the Vancouver peeps.
• 29:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah, our guys in Vancouver.
• 29:25
  Speaker 4: Have a caesar for me.
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  Speaker 1: All right, Well, let's get to the Here we go,
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• 29:32
  Speaker 1: too many of this? Is it too much or not
• 29:34
  Speaker 1: enough enough? Already? Let's do it. Here we go too
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  Speaker 1: much or not enough? We welcome back a fan favorite.
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  Speaker 1: He's been away for many, many months, our guy, Salsa, Hello, Salsa.
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  Speaker 9: Good evening, Big Ben.
• 29:48
  Speaker 1: Where have you been? Where?
• 29:50
  Speaker 9: I what's the quested? In my house for two months
• 29:53
  Speaker 9: doing an extensive deep clean and home reorganization.
• 29:58
  Speaker 1: Okay, you took too much months off from work or
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: you change jobs from work.
• 30:03
  Speaker 9: I cleaned every corner, every window sill, every ball is
• 30:07
  Speaker 9: on the surface in my house.
• 30:08
  Speaker 1: You must be a baller man. I can do that
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  Speaker 1: in the weekend. I don't need two months. That's pretty impressive. Well, Scott,
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: I wonder what happened to Sauce. I'm glad you're out
• 30:17
  Speaker 1: there now. Salsa. You're like a chameleon saw. So we
• 30:20
  Speaker 1: remember when we saw you at the Mallard meet and greet.
• 30:22
  Speaker 1: You're you look so different than previous interactions that we've had.
• 30:26
  Speaker 1: Have you changed your appearance again? Are you now like
• 30:28
  Speaker 1: seven hundred pounds now? Have you gone the other direction?
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: Have you? No? No?
• 30:33
  Speaker 9: What happens is I gain a little bit of weight
• 30:35
  Speaker 9: during football season and then it comes down. So I'm
• 30:38
  Speaker 9: ten pounds away from where I was when you last
• 30:41
  Speaker 9: saw me. Now you can be there next month?
• 30:43
  Speaker 1: All right, Yeah, we are. We're going to do something
• 30:45
  Speaker 1: in Vegas, I am, and things are kind of clogged up.
• 30:49
  Speaker 1: There's some gridlock right now. Once the schedule gets cleared,
• 30:51
  Speaker 1: we'll get some dates on that, some Mallard greets and
• 30:54
  Speaker 1: all that. Yeah.
• 30:55
  Speaker 9: For Sreeport, it's only a two hour drive from Dallas,
• 30:58
  Speaker 9: So you got the Louisiana crowd, Dallas crowd, and a
• 31:02
  Speaker 9: little bit of Arkansas that could come to street.
• 31:04
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 31:05
  Speaker 1: It was centrally located, very nice. Well, let's play the
• 31:07
  Speaker 1: game here. Our buddy Salsa who flies, he does fly
• 31:10
  Speaker 1: in the friendly skuys literally as he's been doing that
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: for many many years. Let's get to it. Here we
• 31:14
  Speaker 1: go too much or not enough? Gotta get three right
• 31:17
  Speaker 1: to win? Question number one, So Sho shots hit eighty
• 31:22
  Speaker 1: home runs through his first two seasons in the National League?
• 31:26
  Speaker 1: Is that too much or not enough for the Dodger
• 31:32
  Speaker 1: Too much? All right, Solsa says too much? No, he
• 31:38
  Speaker 1: has hit already eighty nine home runs through his first
• 31:42
  Speaker 1: two seasons in the NL. Only Mark McGuire had more,
• 31:47
  Speaker 1: and Otani still got some time this year. Dodgers suck,
• 31:51
  Speaker 1: but he's doing well knowed on my part. Yeah, bad
• 31:56
  Speaker 1: job by your question number two. Jose Ramirez, that's a
• 31:59
  Speaker 1: baseball player, and a pretty good one for the team
• 32:01
  Speaker 1: that used to be called the Indians. Just became the
• 32:04
  Speaker 1: third player this season with twenty plus home runs and
• 32:07
  Speaker 1: thirty plus stolen bases. Is that too much or not enough?
• 32:12
  Speaker 9: I'm sorry, who, Jose Ramirez, Let's just gough not enough?
• 32:19
  Speaker 1: All right, Salsa. Let's see here, right. It sounds like
• 32:24
  Speaker 1: a man that's been sequestered in his home for two
• 32:26
  Speaker 1: months and not listening. Jose Ramirez, the answer is too much.
• 32:29
  Speaker 1: He's the only player to reach those milestones so far
• 32:33
  Speaker 1: this season. You gotta get the last three right, Salsa,
• 32:36
  Speaker 1: or else you're cooked. Here we go. Question three for
• 32:40
  Speaker 1: our friend Solso. Rich Hill just made his debut for
• 32:45
  Speaker 1: the Royals on Tuesday. They are the fifth different team
• 32:50
  Speaker 1: he has played for since turning forty. Is that too
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: much or not enough? I'm sorry, who exactly? Great rich Hill?
• 33:00
  Speaker 1: Too much? He says, all right, let's find out to salsa.
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: Stay alive, well, s Alsa. That's almost more impressive than
• 33:08
  Speaker 1: getting them all right. You got them all wrong. You're
• 33:12
  Speaker 1: proving you did spend two months sequestered in your home.
• 33:15
  Speaker 1: The answer is not enough. The seventh different team that
• 33:19
  Speaker 1: Richel has played for at age forty or older. That
• 33:22
  Speaker 1: is the most of any player in the history of
• 33:25
  Speaker 1: the baseball. And I'll never forgive Dave Roberts for taking
• 33:29
  Speaker 1: Richell out. He was pitching a he was a no hitter,
• 33:33
  Speaker 1: and he took him out to save him, you know,
• 33:36
  Speaker 1: because that always works, always worked well. Well, Salsa. It's
• 33:39
  Speaker 1: graazy to hear your voice. I'm glad things I hope
• 33:41
  Speaker 1: things are going okay for you. It sounds like they are,
• 33:43
  Speaker 1: so we'll hang out. We'll definitely do it. A Mallard
• 33:47
  Speaker 1: meet greet. Great salsa fan favorite returns to the Ben
• 33:51
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• 33:56
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• 34:01
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• 34:06
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• 34:10
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• 34:15
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• 34:16
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• 34:23
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  Speaker 4: Dear Ry, you heard the man. It's time for love
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• 35:54
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• 36:25
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• 36:32
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• 36:35
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• 36:40
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• 36:44
  Speaker 1: for a friend that's from Jay school.
• 36:46
  Speaker 4: Oh you got to learn to laugh, and I think
• 36:48
  Speaker 4: that's what everyone will do, you know, It's just one
• 36:51
  Speaker 4: of those things. You're going to keep laughing for a
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, Lady Sidemurtens writes in says, how do I confront
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  Speaker 1: my partner about their dragon breath? Wouldn't you think someone
• 37:04
  Speaker 1: named Lady Sideburns would have dragon breath?
• 37:06
  Speaker 4: Also, I was gonna say, maybe you should take care
• 37:09
  Speaker 4: of your sideburns first before thinking about other people's business.
• 37:13
  Speaker 4: But at the same time, if you are in their
• 37:14
  Speaker 4: mouth all the time, that's really gross and you don't
• 37:16
  Speaker 4: want them to have bad breath. I dated this one
• 37:17
  Speaker 4: guy once. Oh my god, he had the worst breath
• 37:20
  Speaker 4: I've ever smelled on a person.
• 37:22
  Speaker 1: You would have dealt with it if he had a
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• 37:24
  Speaker 4: I would be like, Hey, I'm gonna go brush my teeth.
• 37:26
  Speaker 4: You want to come brush my brush our teeth together?
• 37:30
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, just to encourage him to brush his teeth
• 37:32
  Speaker 4: a sign, and then I'd be like, when was the
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  Speaker 4: last time you went to the dentist.
• 37:36
  Speaker 1: Wow, don't laugh, buy's birthday? Mouthwash. You didn't make it
• 37:42
  Speaker 1: that long bit by those fishermen friends. What was up?
• 37:46
  Speaker 1: Cheff wow? BP rights and he says, hey, Lorena, can
• 37:51
  Speaker 1: a man ever escape the friend zone?
• 37:55
  Speaker 4: Ah, it's all to escape.
• 38:00
  Speaker 1: You can't. If you win the lottery, you can't.
• 38:02
  Speaker 4: You technically, yeah, you can fight your way out of
• 38:04
  Speaker 4: the trenches.
• 38:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah, for sure. We all know that.
• 38:08
  Speaker 4: It's usually after someone dies, though, so like if their
• 38:10
  Speaker 4: regular husband died and you're still there after.
• 38:13
  Speaker 1: Slide in, you slide in. They trust you because it's
• 38:17
  Speaker 1: on the big I don't do list, as you know,
• 38:18
  Speaker 1: but on big, on the big board, you move up. Yes,
• 38:21
  Speaker 1: it's like the minor league system.
• 38:22
  Speaker 4: You could even be his best friend. You don't even
• 38:24
  Speaker 4: have to be her best friend. Who was that guy
• 38:27
  Speaker 4: the other day that called on?
• 38:28
  Speaker 1: Oh, the guy from Mississippi.
• 38:31
  Speaker 4: He's with his wife's girl.
• 38:32
  Speaker 1: That's right. Yeah, And then she gave the approval. She said,
• 38:35
  Speaker 1: if I die, you can, you know, knock yourself up,
• 38:38
  Speaker 1: And he did.
• 38:38
  Speaker 9: Teach.
• 38:39
  Speaker 1: Let's say hello to raul N l Passo, who's calling in? Hello, Rol,
• 38:44
  Speaker 1: You're on the Queen of hearts with the rain.
• 38:49
  Speaker 4: What's up?
• 38:50
  Speaker 5: Hey?
• 38:52
  Speaker 8: Is it wrong for me to think about other people
• 38:55
  Speaker 8: while we're in doing something and think about other women
• 39:01
  Speaker 8: while I've been married for twenty two years?
• 39:05
  Speaker 4: Hey, it's a long run, man, you know, just like
• 39:08
  Speaker 4: sometimes you have to about think thinking of something that's
• 39:10
  Speaker 4: disturbing to keep going. Sometimes you have to think about
• 39:14
  Speaker 4: something you know that's not your person.
• 39:16
  Speaker 1: And I don't know that I would advertise that to
• 39:19
  Speaker 1: the person who with And that's the.
• 39:21
  Speaker 4: Problem, though, is when you know you're about to climax
• 39:23
  Speaker 4: and you stream the wrong name, So you got to make.
• 39:25
  Speaker 1: Sure you definitely don't want to do that.
• 39:27
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 39:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah, let's remember my my buddy Striker. He used to
• 39:30
  Speaker 1: has love line and he I think he was the
• 39:32
  Speaker 1: one wh would call it like this spanky sweet. Yeah,
• 39:36
  Speaker 1: he would. That's all right, Roll, You're fine as long
• 39:40
  Speaker 1: as you're you know, actually.
• 39:41
  Speaker 4: I just don't say it out loud. Don't be like
• 39:43
  Speaker 4: I'm thinking about someone else right now, honey. Yeah, I
• 39:46
  Speaker 4: mean unless they're into that.
• 39:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, thank you, Roe, I appreciate that. What
• 39:50
  Speaker 1: do we have? Andy? And Lionel Lake says, is it
• 39:52
  Speaker 1: awkward when your significant other gives a gift of lingerie.
• 39:56
  Speaker 1: The last time I went to Victoria's Secret, they would
• 39:59
  Speaker 1: not let me try anything on.
• 40:03
  Speaker 8: This.
• 40:04
  Speaker 1: Oscar de la Hoya, what's going on here?
• 40:08
  Speaker 4: You can have another girl try it on for her
• 40:10
  Speaker 4: yellow uh.
• 40:12
  Speaker 1: Ferg Dog says, how long should I date a girl
• 40:15
  Speaker 1: before bringing up that I'm a fan of sports radio.
• 40:18
  Speaker 1: I'll never never bring that up, fer Dog. That is
• 40:20
  Speaker 1: what women run for the hills when they hear that.
• 40:23
  Speaker 4: I think you guys watch sports all the time. Is
• 40:25
  Speaker 4: already bad enough. Don't make it worse anything.
• 40:29
  Speaker 1: Try to avoid that costs quick. JT. The Wingman says,
• 40:34
  Speaker 1: when my fiance returns from Wisconsin, is it wrong to
• 40:37
  Speaker 1: skip dinner? Go right to dessert, Loraina, Right
• 40:39
  Speaker 4: To dessert, to dessert first, and after what we're going about,
• 40:42
  Speaker 4: and again and again