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Garbage Men | Son of a Boy Dad #334 · Son of a Boy Dad

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  Speaker 3: This is anymore.
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  Speaker 2: Typically I don't answer when I'm not home, but I
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  Speaker 2: was like, I have something being to have a portable monitor.
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  Speaker 1: Being so goddamn gear ahead, bro.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my original portable monitor exploded not actually like I
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  Speaker 2: don't know what happened, but I like the LG phone,
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  Speaker 2: Like yeah, like I plugged it in and it with
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  Speaker 2: the screen was eight thousand different colors and it was shattered.
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  Speaker 1: For what phone used to explode? A Samsung Galaxy That's
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  Speaker 1: what it was.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, Yeah, I remember they would like combust, Yeah, they
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  Speaker 2: would blow from like the sides.
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  Speaker 1: It's like when you downloaded a Soldier boy ringtone. Because
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  Speaker 1: that shit was such fire. This is all part of
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  Speaker 1: the episode.
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  Speaker 3: By the way.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I assumed we had started already.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, but just tell us what date it is.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, my bad, I clapped before, but uh.
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  Speaker 2: Ah good already. Welcome back to the Son of a
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  Speaker 2: Boy Dad podcast. It's nine fifty four am. Just letting
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  Speaker 2: you guys know what's going down.
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  Speaker 3: Might be the earliest we've ever recorded, we've ever.
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  Speaker 1: Seen each other. Is that any hood zipped into that jacket?
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  Speaker 3: I don't want to talk about it.
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  Speaker 2: No, I don't think so.
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  Speaker 1: But there's just a zip, like an extra pocket here.
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  Speaker 1: Is that a smuggling pocket?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's where I keep my scrunchies.
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  Speaker 1: I used to have a pair of underwear that was
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  Speaker 1: called Smuggling Duds, and they had like a drug pocket
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  Speaker 1: that you could just put drugs next to your penis.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, I got some case you get pulled
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  Speaker 2: over by, like I.
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  Speaker 1: Don't know what they were for, but it was like
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  Speaker 1: the same people, some company called your Own and they
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  Speaker 1: like came up with Oasis or something like that. And
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  Speaker 1: some guy gave me a book and I read it,
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  Speaker 1: and the book came with some underwear and I got
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  Speaker 1: some smuggling duds. I think that all underwear smuggling duds, though.
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  Speaker 1: You just can just shove shit in there if you
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  Speaker 1: want to smuggle some shit.
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  Speaker 2: My underwear does not have anywhere to smuggle. Oh yeah,
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  Speaker 2: because you just wear loose sundies.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, which protects your sperm.
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  Speaker 2: So I'm a loose underwear man. Did you guys? Are
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  Speaker 2: you guys aware of this repost feature on Instagram? Yes,
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  Speaker 2: they got to remove that or come up with some
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  Speaker 2: sort of like confirmation when you're reposting something accident. Can't
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  Speaker 2: it can't just be a graze of the finger and
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  Speaker 2: then all of a sudden you've just shared that with
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  Speaker 2: your entire following.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know about this.
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  Speaker 1: It's like the comment is in some points remove comments,
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  Speaker 1: so you try to click on the comments and suddenly
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  Speaker 1: you've just reposted.
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  Speaker 2: But it doesn't say anything. You just you just feel it,
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  Speaker 2: like you feel the vibration of like something was just clicked.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know what it was. And then all of
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  Speaker 2: a sudden, you're looking around and then you go to
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  Speaker 2: your profile and it's at the front of your profile.
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  Speaker 1: You just get an uncanny feeling. You're just like, I
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  Speaker 1: have my phone with me.
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  Speaker 3: I keep getting requests from the comedy clubs that I'm
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  Speaker 3: about to perform at. Oh, they will post something of mine, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: request and ask me to collaborate, and I don't typically
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  Speaker 3: accept it, and then they hit up. I ask people
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  Speaker 3: and they're like, hey, can you tell him to accept this?
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  Speaker 3: And I'm like, that's a post from fourteen years ago. Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: why are you posting that to promote my shows? I
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  Speaker 3: don't even know that guy.
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  Speaker 1: Well, also like, you don't have to accept that.
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  Speaker 3: No, but I did recently, but.
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  Speaker 1: Your social media is like, that's yours, bro, follow the herd.
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  Speaker 3: I accepted the tempt the Tempe improv posts because apparently
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  Speaker 3: tickets are not selling very well and I would love
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  Speaker 3: to see you guys there if you feel like coming,
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  Speaker 3: it should be at this weekend. Yeah, I don't know.
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  Speaker 3: I'm guessing that the Sun Devils are playing. Oh, They're
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  Speaker 3: probably have a home game in the middle of my shows.
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  Speaker 2: It's definitely a possibility there.
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  Speaker 3: That wouldn't explain the lack of tickets on Friday night.
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  Speaker 2: You can find like, I'll find any reason as to
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  Speaker 2: why I didn't sell tickets. I'll be like, well, it's
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  Speaker 2: karaoke night at the bar across the street, so we're
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  Speaker 2: losing all the foot traffic.
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  Speaker 3: The best one I ever had was in Appleton, Wisconsin
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  Speaker 3: at the Skyline Club. They said there was a cheese
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  Speaker 3: fair in town every year, the cheese Fair. It's a
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  Speaker 3: big deal.
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  Speaker 1: Don't beat yourself up.
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  Speaker 3: We should We should have told you ahead a time
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  Speaker 3: to expect this.
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  Speaker 1: The rest of the town is a ghost town whenever
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  Speaker 1: the cheese fair comes.
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  Speaker 3: And then I went to the cheese fair and there
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  Speaker 3: was nobody.
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  Speaker 1: They're probably like the comedy shows in town. Nobody comes
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  Speaker 1: to the cheese fair. Definitely go out. If you're in Tempe,
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  Speaker 1: you go see my brother Francis.
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  Speaker 3: This weekend uproarious tickets. That punch up that.
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  Speaker 1: Is, it's truly uproarious. You guys see, Uh did you
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  Speaker 1: guys see Brian Collen and Joe Rogan arguing about.
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  Speaker 2: I saw that. I saw the the headline, but I
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  Speaker 2: never watched the video.
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  Speaker 1: Brian count was like, you're not a scientist, and Joe
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  Speaker 1: Rogan's like, shut the fuck up, Brian Collen. And then
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  Speaker 1: Brian Cowen reposted it and he was like, I mean,
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  Speaker 1: like tempy this weekend really cell tickets. He used it
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  Speaker 1: as a counts in Tempe, he explained a lot.
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  Speaker 2: Fresh off of I would have thought he was in
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  Speaker 2: Milwaukee the way I'm selling Yeah, Zeros, Goose, Eggs.
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  Speaker 1: Snell in Milwaukee, twenty six minutes, snow Rebound.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, we get these, we get these ticket count updates.
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  Speaker 3: Heree and I do every week the same agent, and uh,
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  Speaker 3: they send these things and every week you can see
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  Speaker 3: they they show a thing of how many tickets were
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  Speaker 3: bought from last week till now. And I go over
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  Speaker 3: and I'll think that the number look, the numbers look okay,
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  Speaker 3: and must have sold a lot because I've forgotten what
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  Speaker 3: it was the week before. And it's called the wrap
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  Speaker 3: and it's like two zero, yeah, yeah, six two. They're like,
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  Speaker 3: ooh yeah, what.
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  Speaker 1: A deeply unsatisfying technology for everybody that's not Sabrina Carpenter.
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  Speaker 2: I know, right, it really does suck. It's just like
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  Speaker 2: you get an email. It's just like all right, time
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  Speaker 2: to see.
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  Speaker 3: I feel bad. I feel bad for the club, but
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  Speaker 3: I want to send them my I want to send
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  Speaker 3: them the ticket count updates so that they see that
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  Speaker 3: in Boston and Philadelphia, oh yeah, I'm moving tickets. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: And it's like, no, guys, it's you.
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  Speaker 2: Well, it's dere demographic.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know where where everyone is in Phoenix
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  Speaker 3: that they're.
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  Speaker 2: I think not coming genuinely. I think just barstool in general,
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  Speaker 2: which obviously we have people outside of barstool that are
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  Speaker 2: fans of us, but it's a lot of bar It's
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  Speaker 2: mostly barstool people. And I think it's so heavily on
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  Speaker 2: the East Coast and the Midwest. Yeah, true, the West
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  Speaker 2: Coast is like every time I go to the West Coast,
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  Speaker 2: I don't.
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  Speaker 3: Know if i'd call Phoenix the West coast though, the West,
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  Speaker 3: I mean even that. To me, it's the.
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  Speaker 1: American Southwest, the American Southwest, of course.
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  Speaker 3: I just it does seem to me to be a
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  Speaker 3: city that a lot of people, especially young people, flocked
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  Speaker 3: too in COVID and it has exploded as a city
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  Speaker 3: and there's a ton of young people there.
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  Speaker 1: It's a safe haven for interracial couples too. True, Jacked
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  Speaker 1: bald black guys with hot blonde wives cool thrive in Phoenix.
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  Speaker 1: It's so cool. It's so and progressive, you know that.
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  Speaker 1: I mean they're cooking athletes in Phoenix. Yeah. Do you
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  Speaker 1: ever see I'm on Rossa and Brown's dad being like,
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  Speaker 1: you can only cut it once. Nah, he was like,
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  Speaker 1: my kids are are pros because you can only cut
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  Speaker 1: it once. And then he's talking to his son. He's like,
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  Speaker 1: now your kids, like, I don't know if they have
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  Speaker 1: a chance because like you cut it too many times.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know at that.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, what does cut it mean?
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  Speaker 3: And you pretended like you knew.
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  Speaker 2: I thought you meant like their foreskin.
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  Speaker 1: Oh No, it's like cut like the put like the
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  Speaker 1: cut in the blackness, Like you can only cut it
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  Speaker 1: like with it's like putting like baby powder in like
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  Speaker 1: pure cocaine.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, you're saying you can only have one interracial marriage
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  Speaker 3: that yields offspring before if you were to do that
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  Speaker 3: with subsequent generations, no longer would those children.
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  Speaker 1: Be athletic black?
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  Speaker 3: Which which one are we talking? What's he referring to
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  Speaker 3: the in hand.
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  Speaker 1: Talking about both things?
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  Speaker 2: Come on, that's crazy though, that's in in a million years.
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  Speaker 2: That's not what I would have assumed you were talking about.
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  Speaker 1: You can cut it on. I wonder if you saw
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  Speaker 1: the clip, if you would under that's.
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  Speaker 2: Where blackness to his lineage.
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  Speaker 3: That's rons sort of fluency of the culture, just showing itself,
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  Speaker 3: just like. That's like when I'm in France and I
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  Speaker 3: speak decent French and then they think it's better her
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  Speaker 3: and they're like blah blah blah, and I'm like, what,
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  Speaker 3: I would love him a slow that down a little.
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  Speaker 3: It's been a while.
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  Speaker 2: I'd love if that's not what it meant.
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  Speaker 1: If I was wrong, it would be so funny if
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  Speaker 1: I just had no idea. It's like, oh, clearly they're
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  Speaker 1: talking about his blackness. No, we're talking about foreskins. Fascinating,
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  Speaker 1: talking about route running.
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  Speaker 3: Actually, knees start to be in trouble if you cut
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  Speaker 3: more than one time.
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  Speaker 1: His name, the dad's name was Brown and then he
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  Speaker 1: just changed it to Saint Brown and his name was
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  Speaker 1: John Brown and then he just made it to he
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  Speaker 1: changed it to Saint Brown for his kids and started
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  Speaker 1: naming them Equanimious and almon Rah. He really like pimped
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  Speaker 1: out his name or like upgraded it.
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  Speaker 2: I'm Ra's cool. I listened to I'll Actually that's not true.
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  Speaker 2: I watched clips of his podcast not Bad.
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  Speaker 1: I like him a lot, him and EMUs on the podcast.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah's name I'm on?
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  Speaker 3: Rod quietly gets first Team All Pro like every year sick.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know about this year, but and.
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  Speaker 3: Uh, there was the when they did the Lions Hard Knocks.
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  Speaker 3: I'll never forget this because they did it the first
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  Speaker 3: year that they they were bad, and then I think
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  Speaker 3: they was the year that they did it was the
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  Speaker 3: first year that they actually started to get good.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, two years ago.
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  Speaker 3: Was it two years ago or three? At this point,
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  Speaker 3: I want.
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  Speaker 2: To say they had two really good seasons.
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  Speaker 5: When cool, creamy Ranch meets tangy bold Buffalo, the whole
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  Speaker 5: is greater than the sum of it. Sauce say howdy
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  Speaker 5: partner to New Buffalo Ram sauce only at McDonald's for
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  Speaker 5: a limited.
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  Speaker 1: Time participating McDonald's.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, well either way. They did a segment on on
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  Speaker 3: on the Saint Browns and their dad was a professional
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  Speaker 3: bodybuilder and he started the kids waiting when they were
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  Speaker 3: I mean, yeah, yeah, we're talking about growth stunting weightlifting regimens.
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  Speaker 3: But they're just working out like on a field with
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  Speaker 3: weights and stuff, and they're going through their workout without
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  Speaker 3: any breaks. They're not looking at their phones. Obviously there's
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  Speaker 3: no music playing. They're just doing their reps and going
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  Speaker 3: from one thing to the next. And he comments on
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  Speaker 3: how he taught them that that was how they had
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  Speaker 3: to get through their lifting. They're not wearing shirts and Amanra's.
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  Speaker 1: Bodies incredible, so fuckable, unbelievable.
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  Speaker 3: It's big in all the right places.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, every single right place, and.
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  Speaker 3: Tight, really tight as nipples are the right size. Nothing
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  Speaker 3: throws me off more than when you have a great
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  Speaker 3: peck on a guy, but for whatever reason, the nipples
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  Speaker 3: don't suit it.
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  Speaker 1: Well, I am, I'm of the beliefs that nipples can't
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  Speaker 1: be too small.
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  Speaker 2: No, no, you're right about that.
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  Speaker 1: On awesome pecks, like a tiny little nipple doesn't throw
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  Speaker 1: me off.
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  Speaker 3: No, you're right about that. I will say that on
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  Speaker 3: a woman, there is that you probably can get too small.
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  Speaker 1: The areola lists of our sisters.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, you're like, did you paste that on? Is that
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  Speaker 3: a sticker? What are we talking about here?
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  Speaker 1: Is that a raised lesion?
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  Speaker 2: All women's bodies are beautiful, So I'm as stead of
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  Speaker 2: this one.
• 14:35
  Speaker 1: Then why did Lizzo lose weight?
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  Speaker 2: Then it's up to her how much weight did she lose?
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  Speaker 1: She's the fitty.
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  Speaker 3: Enough to add forty five seconds to her flute. Solar
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  Speaker 3: car takes a lot of circular breathing six sixty pounds.
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  Speaker 2: Wow, oh natural, I believe her sixties natural.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's definite more than she's up to one hundred. Wow.
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  Speaker 2: Then you start getting towards the ozampic territory.
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  Speaker 3: One hundreds pretty sixties a lot. That's that's skin skin
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  Speaker 3: grafting territory.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. The body can't snap back like that. That hard
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  Speaker 1: knock season also featured uh the dude Jamal Williams. They're
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  Speaker 1: running back. He had the whole team in a circle
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  Speaker 1: and he was like, I'm dart of losing, and he
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  Speaker 1: started just crying in front of the entire team. I
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  Speaker 1: could not imagine crying in front of a group of
• 15:44
  Speaker 1: grown men, and they all and like it working, Like
• 15:48
  Speaker 1: if I cry in front of a group of like
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  Speaker 1: sixty football players, it's the most embarrassing moment of my life. Yeah,
• 15:54
  Speaker 1: and it like it like fired them up and they
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  Speaker 1: like made the playoffs because he cried.
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  Speaker 2: Depends on if you've got the passion or not.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I guess I had the wrong kind of passion.
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  Speaker 1: And I cry ugly as he well, it can't be
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  Speaker 1: like a sad cry of like a blotch of face
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  Speaker 1: when I cry, like chin furrows, wrinkled up chin.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, you can't be like sad crying in the huddle.
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  Speaker 2: I don't think that works, like blowing your nose.
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  Speaker 1: Like sad crying when you get hit like really, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: there has to be NFL players who cried because they
• 16:30
  Speaker 1: got hit really hard. I forget there was one NFL
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  Speaker 1: player who got taken in the supplemental draft and he
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  Speaker 1: like cried because the NFL practice was too hard and
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  Speaker 1: they just like cut him right away.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I could see that. I don't feel like crying
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  Speaker 2: after getting hit. I feel like it'd be hard because
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  Speaker 2: the adrenaline, Like there's either you're either getting hit so
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  Speaker 2: hard that you aren't getting up or you're getting hit
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  Speaker 2: so hard that you're gonna like get up immediately.
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  Speaker 1: Did you see the girl of this past week that
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  Speaker 1: cried during power slap?
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  Speaker 2: No, but that's one that makes sense.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, i'd cry walking up to.
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  Speaker 2: The Yeah, I mean that's gotta be. You're just getting
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  Speaker 2: fucking rocked.
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  Speaker 1: A queen just got rocked and fucking cried right away.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's devastating. Did she get to did you get
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  Speaker 2: to exchange her slap?
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  Speaker 1: I think she and she had like a bad slap
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  Speaker 1: like she gets after. She cried after she got hit
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  Speaker 1: right away. It was like a knee jerk cry.
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  Speaker 2: And then she cried again after she missed the slap.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, she whipped you get one.
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  Speaker 2: She just scratched her with her fingernails.
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  Speaker 1: Francis. One other solution to your Instagram uh, to the
• 17:50
  Speaker 1: promo woes cross promo woes is invite a collab with
• 17:54
  Speaker 1: Frank the Tank. He never turns down a collab like
• 18:00
  Speaker 1: Jenks just has pictures of him like on vacation.
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  Speaker 1: This morning, I was walking my seed, my two younglings,
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  Speaker 1: wife at her solid Core class. As the Solid Core
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  Speaker 1: ended try to make sure my dog peep, make sure
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  Speaker 1: my dog poop the both the babies are fed. Get
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  Speaker 1: them there exactly at eight poin fifty as her class
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  Speaker 1: ends to surprise her dowt fucking rushing around dog poops.
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  Speaker 1: I have it in my hand as I'm like rushing
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  Speaker 1: over there to get there exactly at eight point fifty,
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  Speaker 1: and I get in front of the class and I
• 22:08
  Speaker 1: have to throw out the poop and there's a trash
• 22:10
  Speaker 1: can on the street. You know, the Solid Core is
• 22:15
  Speaker 1: a Mexican restaurant next door. Of course, I open up
• 22:18
  Speaker 1: the trash can and I throw the dog poop in,
• 22:20
  Speaker 1: and somebody going into the Mexican restaurant, presumably a worker,
• 22:23
  Speaker 1: It's like no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, fucking
• 22:27
  Speaker 1: like yelling at me for throwing out the dog poop
• 22:30
  Speaker 1: in a on street trash can.
• 22:32
  Speaker 3: Wait why?
• 22:33
  Speaker 1: And there was like a big debate about this. I
• 22:35
  Speaker 1: think Dave maybe put it online. Jay Chay put it on.
• 22:39
  Speaker 3: It made that has made more sense, which was can
• 22:42
  Speaker 3: you throw your dog poop in someone else's trash all
• 22:47
  Speaker 3: at the end of their driveway, yeah, which is their
• 22:50
  Speaker 3: personal trash can? Yeah, yeah, a communal street trash can I.
• 22:55
  Speaker 1: Mean, so, I think that this guy's argument was that
• 22:57
  Speaker 1: it wasn't communal, But I also had like my dog
• 23:00
  Speaker 1: pulling me one way. I got to like crying babies
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: that I'm pushing, and he's trying to be like, no,
• 23:06
  Speaker 1: this is not the trash can.
• 23:09
  Speaker 3: What then? Who I mean first?
• 23:11
  Speaker 1: And and as in there there's other people's dog, of course,
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: and I got pit. I was like, I can't throw
• 23:17
  Speaker 1: my trash in the trash can.
• 23:19
  Speaker 3: Yeah, well you're not the only thing you're not actually
• 23:22
  Speaker 3: allowed to do, which no one would ever police, is
• 23:25
  Speaker 3: you're not allowed to throw your like gigantic bag of
• 23:28
  Speaker 3: trash from your yeah, in those street ones.
• 23:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's dumping.
• 23:34
  Speaker 2: I've dumped.
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: You dumped.
• 23:36
  Speaker 2: I had to. I didn't have a choice.
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: The guy going into the restaurant gave me like this
• 23:40
  Speaker 1: derisive laugh. He was like, it pissed me off.
• 23:45
  Speaker 2: It sounds like you owned it, sounds like you was.
• 23:48
  Speaker 2: You're just getting steamrolled.
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: I put my ship in his trash can and fucking
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: pulled him off.
• 23:53
  Speaker 2: Homeless people are telling you not to use the trash can.
• 23:59
  Speaker 2: That's mine, that's my trash can.
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Hey, like I was a scumbag, Like I was easymbag.
• 24:08
  Speaker 1: I was like literally, I was like trying to keep
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: it together as it's like a very busy street and
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: arterial vessel where like cars are coming off of the
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: highway going fifty miles an hour. I'm trying to hold
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: my dog like so it doesn't pull into the fucking street,
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: trying to stop the brakes so my stroller doesn't roll away,
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: throwing my trash in the only trash can and this guy's.
• 24:31
  Speaker 3: It was. It was the trash can for the street.
• 24:34
  Speaker 3: It was a New York City trash can. No, oh,
• 24:37
  Speaker 3: I see, I misunderstood.
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: It was trash can. It was the only trash can
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: on the street. It wasn't like one of the round ones.
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: It had a lid, so I had to open the lid.
• 24:45
  Speaker 1: And once I'd thrown it in, he came out was
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: like no, no, or like.
• 24:48
  Speaker 3: Henged it belonged to the restaurant, though I don't know.
• 24:51
  Speaker 3: It was a sounds like it might have belonged to
• 24:55
  Speaker 3: the had they put it out for collection.
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: I don't know. It was a trash can on the street.
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: It was a trash can, not in front of someone's
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: home trash can.
• 25:03
  Speaker 2: And on you were trying to vandalize.
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: It was a trash can that was on the street.
• 25:07
  Speaker 3: I misunderstood. I thought it was just one of the
• 25:09
  Speaker 3: New York City trash cans.
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: So what do you think?
• 25:13
  Speaker 3: Well, now it falls under the Stephen Cha debate.
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: Right, Well, that's why I'm bringing it up, because I
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: think it's a healthy debate to have.
• 25:19
  Speaker 3: I still think you are right. I don't have a
• 25:21
  Speaker 3: problem with people throwing their their dog shit. Yeah.
• 25:25
  Speaker 1: The city.
• 25:27
  Speaker 2: I don't think trash is trash.
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: There was someone in the trash can.
• 25:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean yeah, you could throw your like when
• 25:34
  Speaker 2: you move out of an apartment, you leave your mattress
• 25:36
  Speaker 2: on the sidewalk like. I don't think New York City
• 25:39
  Speaker 2: has like there should be zero like exclusiveness many trash cans.
• 25:45
  Speaker 3: Have you ever gotten a security deposit back? Yeah?
• 25:48
  Speaker 2: Every time? Really, Well, I didn't have a security deposit
• 25:53
  Speaker 2: the first place I live. How is that possible because
• 25:55
  Speaker 2: I sublet okay, the second place, I don't remember the
• 26:00
  Speaker 2: third place. I got my full deposit back, okay, nice,
• 26:05
  Speaker 2: and I intend on getting it back this time as well.
• 26:08
  Speaker 3: I've been I do not I did not get two
• 26:12
  Speaker 3: apartments ago. I did not no two apartments ago. I
• 26:18
  Speaker 3: got like sixty percent back because I sued them in
• 26:22
  Speaker 3: small claims court and then we settled. I've told that story.
• 26:25
  Speaker 3: Yeah uh. And then I got the full one back,
• 26:27
  Speaker 3: and then on this last apartment, I didn't get a
• 26:29
  Speaker 3: dollar back. Really yeah, they just were they were really
• 26:35
  Speaker 3: really anal. Yeah, and I didn't have the energy. How
• 26:41
  Speaker 3: are you, I am, But I didn't have the energy
• 26:45
  Speaker 3: to put up the fight. Yeah, it makes sense, and
• 26:47
  Speaker 3: I just said, fine, just take it if that solves it. Yeah,
• 26:50
  Speaker 3: you know, they hit me with one of those They
• 26:52
  Speaker 3: hit me with like a bill for what it costs
• 26:55
  Speaker 3: to clean and like rebuff some of the scratches out
• 26:57
  Speaker 3: of the floor, and it came to the exact dollar
• 27:00
  Speaker 3: amount that the security deposit was. Yeah.
• 27:03
  Speaker 2: I don't get that. I don't get perfect math.
• 27:06
  Speaker 3: All right, Yeah, sure take it, take it all.
• 27:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah, the them charging for redoing the floors, it's like
• 27:14
  Speaker 2: that's just wear and tear from someone living in the house.
• 27:17
  Speaker 3: It depends I don't know, general wear and tear, I think,
• 27:20
  Speaker 3: according to most leases, is like a couple of scrapes.
• 27:24
  Speaker 3: We had, I mean, we played issues.
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: We had those roller hockey tournaments up there.
• 27:30
  Speaker 3: With ice skates, on. We actually didn't even wear We
• 27:34
  Speaker 3: just ran around on blades and shipped out.
• 27:37
  Speaker 2: They dig into the wood real nice. Yeah, better satisfying.
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: I could tracks basically, and.
• 27:44
  Speaker 3: Roan's kids were not allowed to crawl around there. Their
• 27:46
  Speaker 3: knees would have gotten so splintered.
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: It like canyons in there. Yeah, it's fucking deep.
• 27:52
  Speaker 3: The more we played, the better.
• 27:53
  Speaker 2: The footing was the last place I lived I got.
• 27:56
  Speaker 2: I got my security deposit back and I left my
• 28:00
  Speaker 2: actress frame in there, and they charged me like twenty
• 28:04
  Speaker 2: bucks to remove it. And I was like, that's pretty nice.
• 28:07
  Speaker 2: I thought they were going to charge me like thousands.
• 28:09
  Speaker 2: It'd be like, yeah, we had to, you know, hire
• 28:12
  Speaker 2: someone to come in and split it in half.
• 28:14
  Speaker 1: It's just a Russian that like keeps it and then
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: like sells it.
• 28:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly.
• 28:19
  Speaker 1: The Russians are genius at that shit.
• 28:20
  Speaker 3: They are smart. My uh, fucking feed on social media
• 28:27
  Speaker 3: has turned into a mess. Same, it's a mess. Yeah,
• 28:32
  Speaker 3: I don't and you're partially responsible.
• 28:34
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• 28:35
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• 28:38
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• 28:40
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• 28:42
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• 28:46
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• 29:00
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• 29:04
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• 29:04
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• 29:08
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  Speaker 1: race yes right, yes, right now, that's a racist guy.
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  Speaker 3: How about the how about the Trump Epstein Epsteen birthday
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  Speaker 1: Yes, that's actually the drawing is pretty clever.
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  Speaker 3: what I mean.
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  Speaker 3: That they're not if because I feel like they're their
• 35:18
  Speaker 3: desire to learn the truth about Epstein's stuff superseded their
• 35:23
  Speaker 3: love of Trump, right, that was their cause.
• 35:26
  Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know.
• 35:28
  Speaker 2: I think it depends on the people. I think people
• 35:32
  Speaker 2: used the Epstein list as a reason to vote for Trump,
• 35:38
  Speaker 2: even though the Epstein list was a thing when he
• 35:40
  Speaker 2: was in office the first time and he did nothing,
• 35:42
  Speaker 2: And then then now that he's not putting out the
• 35:46
  Speaker 2: Epstein list, they're like, it doesn't exist.
• 35:49
  Speaker 3: They're not though. I don't think they're coming. I don't
• 35:51
  Speaker 3: think they're like accepting that.
• 35:53
  Speaker 2: I think there's like a good amount of people like
• 35:56
  Speaker 2: the die I'm talking about, like the diehards.
• 35:57
  Speaker 3: But that's my point. I think the die hards are
• 36:00
  Speaker 3: so committed and so zealous about the Epstein truth, yeah,
• 36:06
  Speaker 3: that they will not accept that Trump is telling them
• 36:09
  Speaker 3: to fucking forget.
• 36:10
  Speaker 2: I think there's a good amount of people like that.
• 36:12
  Speaker 2: But I think there's also a good amount of people
• 36:14
  Speaker 2: that are like, well, you know what, He's right. It
• 36:17
  Speaker 2: did never exist.
• 36:19
  Speaker 3: Then they were never true to the cause.
• 36:21
  Speaker 1: I think that there's a lot of people who are
• 36:22
  Speaker 1: not true to the cause Trump, that they're like true
• 36:24
  Speaker 1: to their tribalistic side of politics.
• 36:28
  Speaker 3: I'm true to the cause. I have wanted the truth
• 36:30
  Speaker 3: about Epstein from the jump. I have wanted to visit
• 36:34
  Speaker 3: the island.
• 36:36
  Speaker 2: I want boots on the ground, merch.
• 36:39
  Speaker 3: And I want tokens, like little pieces. I want pieces
• 36:44
  Speaker 3: of it.
• 36:45
  Speaker 2: You know, yeah, you want teacups from.
• 36:47
  Speaker 3: I want that letter. I want to buy that letter.
• 36:50
  Speaker 2: Tom Sigurt just bought it for Burt Kreischer.
• 36:57
  Speaker 1: They body used Epstein condom pressure.
• 37:01
  Speaker 3: I don't care.
• 37:01
  Speaker 2: It's like, wait, was it Bert that bought the teacups
• 37:06
  Speaker 2: for Tom?
• 37:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah? Or Tom? Tom bought the teacups for Bert.
• 37:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's yeah, dude.
• 37:14
  Speaker 3: I don't care. I don't care who was best friends
• 37:19
  Speaker 3: with Epstein. I just want to I don't It's not
• 37:22
  Speaker 3: going to affect my pursuit of the cause.
• 37:25
  Speaker 2: Can we break down the letter because I'm confused? Is
• 37:28
  Speaker 2: it a two way letter?
• 37:30
  Speaker 3: Like?
• 37:30
  Speaker 2: Are they let no? No?
• 37:32
  Speaker 1: He Trump wrote an imaginary dialogue.
• 37:36
  Speaker 2: Between him and Yes, Oh so he's a freek.
• 37:39
  Speaker 1: This letter's been out, though I don't know why. It's
• 37:41
  Speaker 1: just making it.
• 37:42
  Speaker 2: I was gonna say, I feel like I've heard about this.
• 37:44
  Speaker 3: I'll read it. Yeah, starts with voiceover.
• 37:47
  Speaker 1: Ready, voiceovers hilarious too, Like he has like a screenwriting
• 37:51
  Speaker 1: streak to him.
• 37:52
  Speaker 3: There must voice over, there must be more to life
• 37:55
  Speaker 3: than having everything.
• 37:58
  Speaker 2: So that's how it starts, and then it's pretty much
• 38:00
  Speaker 2: just the answers fucking kids.
• 38:01
  Speaker 3: Donald, Yes there is, but I won't tell you what
• 38:05
  Speaker 3: it is, all right, So we're into a sort of
• 38:07
  Speaker 3: a little bit of like a what was it, almost
• 38:10
  Speaker 3: like a Tarantino esque Donald is answering the voiceover in
• 38:14
  Speaker 3: the movie. I guess, yes there is, but I won't
• 38:17
  Speaker 3: tell you what it is, Jeffrey, Nor will I since
• 38:19
  Speaker 3: I also know what it is. Donald. We have certain
• 38:25
  Speaker 3: things in common, Jeffrey. Jeffrey, Yes, we do, come to
• 38:28
  Speaker 3: think of it, Donald, enigma is never age. Have you
• 38:33
  Speaker 3: noticed that? That's the most damning by far, Jeffrey.
• 38:40
  Speaker 1: As they identify as twelve year olds themselves. So it's
• 38:42
  Speaker 1: not pedophelia because they actually they are actually twelve, Because yeah, that.
• 38:47
  Speaker 3: Makes sense, Jeffrey. As a matter of fact, it was
• 38:50
  Speaker 3: clear to me the last time I saw you. Donald,
• 38:53
  Speaker 3: A pal is a wonderful thing. Happy birthday, and may
• 38:57
  Speaker 3: every day be another wonderful secrets Donald D. Trump, and
• 39:02
  Speaker 3: he signed it. Uh golly, this is dripping. What's really
• 39:09
  Speaker 3: dripping with blood? The blood of hymen's.
• 39:18
  Speaker 1: Most is like the bad as it gets, how high
• 39:24
  Speaker 1: the the like boobs are.
• 39:28
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's and this this woman clearly has sass hips
• 39:33
  Speaker 3: because look at that, you know, holy smokes man, it's
• 39:39
  Speaker 3: as bad as it gets. You think that you can't
• 39:41
  Speaker 3: look at that. You can't you can't look at that
• 39:44
  Speaker 3: and not say that it's terrible.
• 39:48
  Speaker 1: The lines of the shape of the woman around it
• 39:50
  Speaker 1: are so like strong and uniform that I think that
• 39:54
  Speaker 1: that might be his stationary like he probably has, Like, dude,
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: he has that on. Like there's probably multiple letters, like
• 40:03
  Speaker 1: Alan Dershowitz probably has that exact same letter, or Robert Maxwell.
• 40:10
  Speaker 3: Or just Lane who's kise Lane?
• 40:14
  Speaker 1: But her dad was Robert Oh who is he?
• 40:18
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 40:19
  Speaker 2: It does kind of look like a kid now and
• 40:20
  Speaker 2: ither think about it? Yeah, kid body, Yeah, this is
• 40:26
  Speaker 2: not good. This is this is bad news. There must
• 40:33
  Speaker 2: be more than having There must be more to life
• 40:35
  Speaker 2: than having everything. Well, Donald, I think you know there
• 40:39
  Speaker 2: is what do you.
• 40:40
  Speaker 3: Get a man who has everything? Well, the one thing
• 40:45
  Speaker 3: that most people would say he can't have.
• 40:48
  Speaker 1: The answer lies as all answers do in the junior
• 40:52
  Speaker 1: high school. You know who we got to ask about this,
• 40:56
  Speaker 1: Coach Gruden.
• 40:57
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a good I would like to hear Coach
• 40:59
  Speaker 2: Gruden take on it.
• 41:00
  Speaker 1: Why he was just golfing with him? Oh?
• 41:03
  Speaker 3: Right, Trump just.
• 41:04
  Speaker 1: Posted a picture of them golfing together.
• 41:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Oh, I thought he was golfing with Epstein.
• 41:09
  Speaker 1: God, no, Gruden would not do that. I didn't know
• 41:12
  Speaker 1: Greedom would get to Gruden. I think we'll be able
• 41:14
  Speaker 1: to get to the bottom of it because, I mean,
• 41:15
  Speaker 1: he's only focused on ball. You think that he has
• 41:18
  Speaker 1: any ideas about anything other than ball. He's not thinking
• 41:22
  Speaker 1: about anything except for Spider too. Vibanana, Yeah, I don't
• 41:25
  Speaker 1: think so.
• 41:25
  Speaker 2: I think it's all ball. I literally think that's the
• 41:28
  Speaker 2: only thing he thinks about and cares about.
• 41:30
  Speaker 1: He gets on the golf course so he can talk
• 41:32
  Speaker 1: about football with people in a different setting.
• 41:35
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's cool. Every time I see coach Gruden, I think,
• 41:40
  Speaker 3: are you my dad? He looks so much like me
• 41:45
  Speaker 3: in some ways, you know, just color collection.
• 41:50
  Speaker 1: When he scrunches his nose. He looks so damn cute.
• 41:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he's such a nice guy. He's so so happy.
• 42:01
  Speaker 3: It's great.
• 42:02
  Speaker 1: He's got football guy energy. I can't wait till he
• 42:05
  Speaker 1: gets another coaching job because Dolphins, I could see it.
• 42:12
  Speaker 1: I could definitely be in Florida. And after Pete Carroll
• 42:16
  Speaker 1: came back, Raiders gotta win. Old coaches are kind of
• 42:21
  Speaker 1: back in.
• 42:23
  Speaker 3: How old is he, Coach Crutin? You could tell me
• 42:25
  Speaker 3: he was fifty or seventy.
• 42:28
  Speaker 1: Probably in between fifty and seventy.
• 42:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he's not that six.
• 42:34
  Speaker 1: How old is I mean, Pete carry two? What seventy three?
• 42:38
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• 42:41
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• 43:18
  Speaker 1: Some men have it all. What do you get them?
• 43:22
  Speaker 2: Belichick's no longer welcome at the facilities?
• 43:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I saw that. Doesn't that break your heart as
• 43:27
  Speaker 1: a Patriots guy?
• 43:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but apparently Rabel's saying it's not true.
• 43:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah, because it's Rabel. But I bet like if he asks,
• 43:34
  Speaker 1: Kraft Dance would be no. Speaking of Patriots, I just
• 43:38
  Speaker 1: watched Patriots Day again.
• 43:40
  Speaker 3: With Mark berglent. Excellent movie.
• 43:43
  Speaker 1: Isn't it crazy how they just like remixed all the
• 43:45
  Speaker 1: Boston movies and just like put it into that like
• 43:48
  Speaker 1: it's all like the same people from all the other
• 43:49
  Speaker 1: Boston movies.
• 43:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 43:52
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's uh, that's a good one. That movie's great.
• 43:56
  Speaker 1: It is great.
• 43:57
  Speaker 3: It's also just surreal what how that all transpired after
• 44:04
  Speaker 3: the bombing?
• 44:05
  Speaker 1: So was it? How true is it to a story that?
• 44:09
  Speaker 3: Like did you watch the documentary? That's also amazing.
• 44:14
  Speaker 1: So Mark Wahlber was the first person on the scene
• 44:17
  Speaker 1: when the when the bomb happened, and he was also
• 44:19
  Speaker 1: first person on the scene in Watertown when they found
• 44:22
  Speaker 1: the boat.
• 44:24
  Speaker 3: According to Mark Wahlberg.
• 44:26
  Speaker 2: Was he the first on the scene for the boat too?
• 44:29
  Speaker 1: In the movie? He is in the movie, He's like,
• 44:31
  Speaker 1: sure there's somebody in there that fucking boat and they
• 44:34
  Speaker 1: come up with the sirens.
• 44:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I drove by that house.
• 44:41
  Speaker 1: So do you think that the guy got a bonus boat?
• 44:44
  Speaker 3: No, because they like.
• 44:45
  Speaker 2: Shoot the it and then they I think they seized it,
• 44:50
  Speaker 2: but so evidence.
• 44:51
  Speaker 1: But so they didn't. They must like give him a fresh.
• 44:56
  Speaker 2: Happens. Maybe your insurance will get in the mix, squeeze
• 44:59
  Speaker 2: some money out of it, but that's it.
• 45:01
  Speaker 1: They're gonna be like, what happened?
• 45:02
  Speaker 2: You think, like the government's not like going to not
• 45:05
  Speaker 2: working out getting him a new boat.
• 45:07
  Speaker 1: I bet they are, because they're probably like, you're a hero,
• 45:09
  Speaker 1: you call the cops, no way, patriot act.
• 45:12
  Speaker 2: I bet he's like on the phone with the cops,
• 45:14
  Speaker 2: like what's going on on my boat? And they're like
• 45:18
  Speaker 2: and they're like hanging up on him.
• 45:20
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it is no longer seaworthy due to four thousand
• 45:26
  Speaker 3: rounds you guys put through the thing. I bet you
• 45:30
  Speaker 3: though that that was a situation where that guy could
• 45:33
  Speaker 3: have started a gofund me. The entire city would have
• 45:37
  Speaker 3: gotten behind it ballions.
• 45:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he's on like he was up beyond.
• 45:42
  Speaker 3: He went from a fourteen foot Boston whaler to two
• 45:45
  Speaker 3: hundred and seventy two foot hand me down from Roman Abramovich.
• 45:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean that that's definitely a possibility.
• 45:56
  Speaker 1: Was it true? Also when they got in this shootout
• 45:58
  Speaker 1: that somebody that one of the cops.
• 45:59
  Speaker 2: Was like, oh, come to Watertown. I don't know about that.
• 46:05
  Speaker 2: Welcome to Watertown, motherfucker.
• 46:07
  Speaker 3: Ron. If you haven't watched The Dock, go watch the Dock.
• 46:10
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 46:12
  Speaker 3: The cops accents are so preposterous.
• 46:16
  Speaker 1: They're better than the actors.
• 46:18
  Speaker 3: Bro, they are. You don't even think real people can
• 46:21
  Speaker 3: talk this way.
• 46:22
  Speaker 1: That's so amazing.
• 46:23
  Speaker 3: And he's like they would throwing fucking bombs in the street.
• 46:27
  Speaker 3: I was like, whoa, what's going on over in water Town?
• 46:32
  Speaker 2: Why what we're watching? That live? Was so crazy.
• 46:35
  Speaker 1: One of the funniest parts of the movie is when
• 46:38
  Speaker 1: uh Jimmy o'yang plays the Asian guy that they car jack.
• 46:44
  Speaker 1: Isn't that the guy's name?
• 46:45
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah?
• 46:46
  Speaker 1: And he's like barely has any English and he's like
• 46:48
  Speaker 1: trying to explain it to Mark Wahlberg and Mark Wahlber'
• 46:51
  Speaker 1: is like whoa, whoa slow down like and you kind
• 46:55
  Speaker 1: of feel like he's about to be like English, please, No,
• 47:00
  Speaker 1: one can't understand.
• 47:04
  Speaker 2: It is a classic Marky Mark take a wooden plank
• 47:06
  Speaker 2: to his head.
• 47:07
  Speaker 1: Were you in Boston when that happened?
• 47:11
  Speaker 2: I was in Massa Jusetts or Massa Chusetts Sorry, yeah,
• 47:13
  Speaker 2: when the bombing happened. Yeah, No, I was in Florida,
• 47:18
  Speaker 2: really up there. I was on we were in vacation.
• 47:22
  Speaker 2: We had vacation because it was during what month?
• 47:25
  Speaker 3: Was it winter?
• 47:26
  Speaker 2: I think February February.
• 47:28
  Speaker 3: Well, it's the whenever the marathon is. Isn't that March?
• 47:31
  Speaker 3: It's close to Saint Patrick's Day.
• 47:33
  Speaker 2: I think it's whenever we have a We had a
• 47:35
  Speaker 2: break for school. I was pretty young.
• 47:37
  Speaker 3: And what's Patriots Day?
• 47:39
  Speaker 1: That marathon day?
• 47:42
  Speaker 3: Oh?
• 47:43
  Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, so we were I remember watching the news.
• 47:47
  Speaker 2: We were supposed to go home the next morning, and
• 47:49
  Speaker 2: they rounded all the flights because Obama was flying in
• 47:53
  Speaker 2: and then we flew home the day after, but then
• 47:56
  Speaker 2: the chase was still going on. Yeah, and we flew home.
• 48:01
  Speaker 3: I gotta say, and I've made this comment before, but
• 48:05
  Speaker 3: given that those two kids neither of whom was a
• 48:11
  Speaker 3: biochemical engineering whiz or chemistry whiz that they were so
• 48:18
  Speaker 3: they were able to create really effective bombs. Is is
• 48:25
  Speaker 3: really scary, but it makes me wonder why that hasn't
• 48:28
  Speaker 3: happened more.
• 48:30
  Speaker 2: I think they like pick up on it pretty quickly,
• 48:33
  Speaker 2: where like the government, like the like.
• 48:36
  Speaker 3: The because people are buying the necessary ingredients.
• 48:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah, like that's why in like breaking bad.
• 48:43
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he goes to different separate stores. I was thinking that.
• 48:46
  Speaker 3: But even so, I mean, I guess I see what
• 48:50
  Speaker 3: you mean. And maybe it is the case that if
• 48:52
  Speaker 3: someone purchases on a credit card ammonium nitrate and fertilizer
• 48:57
  Speaker 3: and all that.
• 48:57
  Speaker 2: Shit, a pressure cooker and an eight thousand pack of nails.
• 49:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I'm making a shoe.
• 49:07
  Speaker 2: I don't know, I'm mounting his pressure cooker. I mean
• 49:16
  Speaker 2: that's what it is, right, It's like a it's like.
• 49:18
  Speaker 3: A maybe maybe it still doesn't seem that hard to
• 49:23
  Speaker 3: me and I but then again, I'm too afraid to google, oh, yeah,
• 49:30
  Speaker 3: how to make a bomb, because I don't that worries
• 49:35
  Speaker 3: me as far as getting flagged.
• 49:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah, making bombs is usually like not a good sign
• 49:40
  Speaker 2: for anybody. What do you mean, like that's usually when
• 49:44
  Speaker 2: things start going downhill for someone. You found out they
• 49:46
  Speaker 2: were making bombs in the woods.
• 49:49
  Speaker 3: I think it's before they start, before the bomb, but.
• 49:52
  Speaker 2: I think the bomb really you know, yeah.
• 49:55
  Speaker 1: The did you see that? The at the end of
• 49:57
  Speaker 1: the movie, it's like the post credits of what happened
• 49:59
  Speaker 1: to everybody? And the three roommates got arrested for like
• 50:03
  Speaker 1: obstruction of justice because they like, yeah, found the bomb. Shit, Like, oh, dude,
• 50:07
  Speaker 1: we can't fucking to anybody.
• 50:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, the u maas kids, right, that's why.
• 50:12
  Speaker 1: Like, uh, that's just people listening to too much rap
• 50:15
  Speaker 1: that they're like, we can't snitch. Yeah, are boys gonna
• 50:18
  Speaker 1: get fucking in trouble if we snitch?
• 50:20
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 50:20
  Speaker 2: Didn't they think it was like fireworks or something shit,
• 50:22
  Speaker 2: or that's what they said.
• 50:23
  Speaker 1: I'm sure that's what they said, but like, uh, yeah again,
• 50:26
  Speaker 1: just snitch on your bull your boy create commits terrorism.
• 50:29
  Speaker 1: You're like, dude, we can't tell on him.
• 50:31
  Speaker 2: Well he you went back to the school after.
• 50:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I guess it's interesting. You look at Timothy mcveah.
• 50:39
  Speaker 3: I watched the Oklahoma City bombing. Oh yeah documentary. Did
• 50:42
  Speaker 3: you watch that? Yeah? I mean the bomb he built
• 50:45
  Speaker 3: was well, yeah, that's a different gigantic.
• 50:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it was the size of a van.
• 50:50
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it took out the entire building. Yeah, so you
• 50:55
  Speaker 3: look at that and it didn't It seemed to me
• 50:58
  Speaker 3: that maybe that was the method of creating destruction in
• 51:03
  Speaker 3: America for a while, Like make a bomb and they tried.
• 51:07
  Speaker 2: To blow up the World Trade Centers with the man bomb.
• 51:09
  Speaker 3: Now school shootings and just killing people public spaces with
• 51:16
  Speaker 3: guns is the the equivalent. I guess that's why it is.
• 51:20
  Speaker 3: Though it's right, it's like, why would you build a
• 51:22
  Speaker 3: bomb if you can just create as much damage doing that.
• 51:27
  Speaker 2: I don't know, I really don't know.
• 51:30
  Speaker 1: Well, it's just easier. I mean, you're gonna get put
• 51:32
  Speaker 1: on a watch list if you search the bomb stuff.
• 51:35
  Speaker 1: If you buy a gun, it's it's significantly easier probably
• 51:38
  Speaker 1: to acquire the means of destruction.
• 51:41
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but if you're doing the gun root, then you
• 51:46
  Speaker 3: are aware you're not making it out of that. Whereas
• 51:49
  Speaker 3: I think those Sarnayev brothers thought they were going to
• 51:52
  Speaker 3: get away with it.
• 51:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 51:53
  Speaker 3: I think they they planted the bombs and walked away.
• 51:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah, or some guys with the guns probably think they're
• 52:02
  Speaker 1: gonna get away with it. It's like slain in the
• 52:05
  Speaker 1: town where he's like, I could take a pinch.
• 52:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I could pinch. Fuck it thinking about getting away
• 52:12
  Speaker 2: for a little bit.
• 52:13
  Speaker 1: When a summer winter summer. Yeah, the two days, the
• 52:16
  Speaker 1: day you get in, the day you get out.
• 52:18
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• 52:19
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• 52:21
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• 52:23
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• 52:25
  Speaker 3: Speaking of Jeremy Renner, I watched uh, I watched wind River.
• 52:30
  Speaker 2: Oh so good, what an awesome sane.
• 52:35
  Speaker 3: That movie is unbelievable.
• 52:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I would put that in like a top ten
• 52:39
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• 52:40
  Speaker 1: I don't know if I've seen it wind River, maybe
• 52:43
  Speaker 1: I just started it or something like that.
• 52:47
  Speaker 3: You're thinking of Winter's Bone, thinking of Winter's Bone, and
• 52:50
  Speaker 3: I thought that's also a great movie.
• 52:52
  Speaker 2: I would pay money to be able to go back
• 52:54
  Speaker 2: and watch rent wind River for the first time.
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  Speaker 1: You boys want to come over and watch it? Little
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  Speaker 1: movie nights and popcorn. We clear out the table, lay
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  Speaker 1: on the ground.
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  Speaker 2: It's pretty dark. Just a heads up.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, never mind? Yeah, what's it about it?
• 53:33
  Speaker 2: It's a rape movie.
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  Speaker 1: Come on, bro, Yeah, you're gonna get us demonetized.
• 53:38
  Speaker 2: It's a grape movie.
• 53:44
  Speaker 3: I think so much of what makes that movie great
• 53:46
  Speaker 3: as the setting. Oh yeah, that's on an Indian reservation
• 53:50
  Speaker 3: in Wyoming, and tribal justice is not the same as
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  Speaker 3: federal justice.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 53:57
  Speaker 1: Well that's a good teaser.
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  Speaker 3: Mm hmm.
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  Speaker 1: What's eating Gilbert?
• 54:01
  Speaker 2: Rape?
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  Speaker 1: Oh God, I gotta watch it. I would love to.
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  Speaker 3: Jeremy Renners, a sniper of wolves always is protects livestock
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  Speaker 3: from being eaten by coyotes and mountain lions.
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  Speaker 1: Do you guys hear his story about how he was
• 54:24
  Speaker 1: uplow snow and his like eyeball was like out of
• 54:28
  Speaker 1: his head.
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  Speaker 2: Getting run over by a snowplow has got to be
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  Speaker 2: like the worst thing.
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  Speaker 3: And it was a huge snow plow. It wasn't like
• 54:37
  Speaker 3: I think he didn't he own basically like a street worthy.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I think that.
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  Speaker 2: Where does he live?
• 54:48
  Speaker 1: I think he had like a mountain resort to retreat
• 54:51
  Speaker 1: with and he had his whole family there.
• 54:53
  Speaker 2: Holy ship was he who was driving?
• 54:55
  Speaker 3: He was driving it, but then he started to slide backwards, and.
• 54:58
  Speaker 1: Then he was like bike life and he tried to
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  Speaker 1: stand on the back like meek Mill on a fucking
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  Speaker 1: chopper and do a wheelie on it.
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  Speaker 3: Wasn't it starting to slide towards his nephew or something
• 55:09
  Speaker 3: like that, and.
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  Speaker 1: He said, fuck it, I'm gonna get under and he
• 55:12
  Speaker 1: say he threw his eye underneath it.
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  Speaker 3: We had a long driveway. We lived in the woods
• 55:18
  Speaker 3: growing up, and we would get feet and feet of
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  Speaker 3: snow every winter, and we got a John Deere tractor,
• 55:26
  Speaker 3: oh yeah, and we got the plow attachment for it,
• 55:29
  Speaker 3: and my dad would plow the driveway. And I think
• 55:32
  Speaker 3: I've said this. We would attach sleds with ropes to
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  Speaker 3: the back and we would basically water ski behind the
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  Speaker 3: tractor as my dad plowed the driveway. And he would
• 55:44
  Speaker 3: plow the driveway in fourth gear and we had no
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  Speaker 3: ability to steer, so inevitably, when he went around a curve,
• 55:53
  Speaker 3: the sleds would just stay straight. We'd start heading for
• 55:57
  Speaker 3: a tree and we'd all yell, yeah, we had roll
• 56:01
  Speaker 3: out right before we smashed into the tree. All the
• 56:05
  Speaker 3: sleds flew up in the air, and then we would
• 56:07
  Speaker 3: grab the sleds and my dad would stop, would grab
• 56:09
  Speaker 3: the sleds, reset in the middle of the driveway, and
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  Speaker 3: then keep going.
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  Speaker 1: It's amazing.
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  Speaker 2: Your dad. What what I was gonna say? Your dad
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  Speaker 2: never ended up underneath the John Deere though.
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  Speaker 3: No, I guess we just I feel like that was
• 56:27
  Speaker 3: a more safe, somehow way of plowing the driveway than
• 56:31
  Speaker 3: whatever Jeremy Renner was doing.
• 56:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you ever use a snow blower on gravel? No,
• 56:38
  Speaker 2: I don't think I have a problem.
• 56:42
  Speaker 1: Why you're just sending the ground.
• 56:43
  Speaker 2: Just catch a rock and it just goes nine thousand
• 56:46
  Speaker 2: miles per hour through the air.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 56:50
  Speaker 1: I get scared of even vacuuming, Like when I'm like
• 56:52
  Speaker 1: checking what's jammed in a vacuum after I like vacuum
• 56:55
  Speaker 1: up some shit, I'll.
• 56:57
  Speaker 2: Throw the vacuum over anything. I said, all through the
• 57:00
  Speaker 2: vacuum over anything.
• 57:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Well.
• 57:04
  Speaker 2: I'll make sure it gets through. I'll just hold it
• 57:07
  Speaker 2: right over it.
• 57:10
  Speaker 1: You got it. I mean, the amount of vacuums I
• 57:12
  Speaker 1: have coming in and out of my house is insane.
• 57:15
  Speaker 2: I made just one.
• 57:16
  Speaker 1: It's like women are, that's their version of being like
• 57:18
  Speaker 1: a gearhead.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, getting a dice in.
• 57:20
  Speaker 1: Getting a dicing, getting a shark, getting a.
• 57:23
  Speaker 2: Fucking familiar with the shark.
• 57:27
  Speaker 1: The shark, I mean the shark. We have like infrared on,
• 57:32
  Speaker 1: but there's different ones for.
• 57:33
  Speaker 2: The carr GB Yeah, sick.
• 57:36
  Speaker 3: I'll say this the the the truth of the matter
• 57:40
  Speaker 3: is that no battery powered UH vacuum is ever going
• 57:44
  Speaker 3: to supersede a plug into the Really, that's what I've learned.
• 57:50
  Speaker 3: I have a dice in, and my cleaning lady was like,
• 57:53
  Speaker 3: it would betterefit us, you and me both if you
• 57:57
  Speaker 3: got one that plugged into the water.
• 57:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but then like, that's eighty percent of your apartment
• 58:01
  Speaker 1: being taken up by a fucking vacuum.
• 58:04
  Speaker 2: You're not wrong, But that's also it turns in there's
• 58:07
  Speaker 2: no more like I'm gonna vacum this up real quick.
• 58:09
  Speaker 3: Well, now I have the dice in and I have
• 58:11
  Speaker 3: the plug in.
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  Speaker 2: Hm.
• 58:13
  Speaker 1: The amount of floor cleaning shit I have in my
• 58:15
  Speaker 1: house is fucking insane. Everything's different for every different service,
• 58:20
  Speaker 1: but like, what's the one that's built in America that
• 58:22
  Speaker 1: has like a lifetime warranty. Was it the other one
• 58:25
  Speaker 1: you just said.
• 58:25
  Speaker 3: The Neely Mealy's Swedish?
• 58:27
  Speaker 1: I think Swedish. Yeah, there's one that's like built in
• 58:30
  Speaker 1: America that's like Coleman five thousand dollars or something like that.
• 58:34
  Speaker 1: But it's like you, they always replace it or replace
• 58:36
  Speaker 1: the belts.
• 58:37
  Speaker 2: I've got a Coleman and it does the job. Well.
• 58:41
  Speaker 3: I'm in a I'm in the market for a new
• 58:43
  Speaker 3: mattress because one of the one of the mattresses I
• 58:46
  Speaker 3: have is uh fucking twelve years old and the body
• 58:52
  Speaker 3: imprint in it is too deep. Yeah, I mean, if
• 58:57
  Speaker 3: you spilled the drink on that bed, it would stay
• 59:01
  Speaker 3: in the bed. And so I started reading some reviews yesterday.
• 59:07
  Speaker 3: I've never seen a more oversaturated product than mattresses. Yeah,
• 59:14
  Speaker 3: there are a thousand mattress companies, and people are so opinionated,
• 59:20
  Speaker 3: and there's so many criteria and reviews and all this stuff.
• 59:25
  Speaker 3: It's really hard. I don't understand how to choose a mattress.
• 59:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't get how you also can choose like
• 59:30
  Speaker 2: how you can be living like When I get a mattress,
• 59:36
  Speaker 2: you get them like obviously you read the reviews, you see,
• 59:38
  Speaker 2: you make sure it's got a good rating. But then
• 59:40
  Speaker 2: once you get it, that's your mattress. I'm not like, oh,
• 59:43
  Speaker 2: I don't know if I like this one yet, let
• 59:45
  Speaker 2: me get another.
• 59:45
  Speaker 3: Well, they all have these like one hundred and twenty
• 59:47
  Speaker 3: day return periods.
• 59:49
  Speaker 1: Oh, but they also are always shipped in an envelope,
• 59:52
  Speaker 1: and how are you going to put them back in
• 59:55
  Speaker 1: the envelope?
• 59:56
  Speaker 3: It's like a g Yeah, yeah, you open the box
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 3: that just explode, greet.
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 2: You and then what you're sent. Like, dude, I'd sleep
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 2: on a fucking slab of concrete if it meant I
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 2: didn't have to return.
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 3: It, exactly.
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 2: I'm not returning a mattress.
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 1: Out of the question, especially like a purple mattress. Yeah.
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 3: Also, one hundred and nineteen days into this thing, yeah, shit,
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 3: tomorrow's the day. Better clean off some of the crust.
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 2: I would literally I would leave it outside before I
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 2: returned it if it was that bad.
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 3: I would seem like a big leave your mattress on
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 3: the street guy. You know you're supposed to sort of
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 3: file paperwork to do that.
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 2: Right, I've never had an issue.
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 3: You wrap, you're supposed to wrap it in a bag.
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, and then.
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 3: You wait for the cleaning day and you let the
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 3: city know. And I don't even think you have to
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 3: do anything beyond that. No, but you're not doing that.
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 1: You just haven't been publicly shamed by a Mexican restaurant worker.
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 3: I know.
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 2: Well, I'm not going to like call the city.
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 3: No, you don't have to do that. There's there's something
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 3: called the airport. It's like junk removal.
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, junkbusters.
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 3: Mm. Is that a city something where they will come
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 3: and they will pick up a mattress. I've done it before. Yeah.
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 2: The trash man.
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 3: I think you pay fifty bucks or something.
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 2: I paid nothing.
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 1: I linked up with the trash man yesterday. He was
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 1: good people Sean.
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 2: Sean Yeah, good guy, super good guy, even.
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