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- 0:04Audio shared by Testecleese: And now's the time when things are shifting.
- 0:06Audio shared by Testecleese: We're gonna… there's gonna be a new world order out there.
- 0:10Audio shared by Testecleese: I'm leaving.
- 0:15Audio shared by Testecleese: Who are fake news?
- 0:17Audio shared by Testecleese: I am not suicidal!
- 0:21Audio shared by Testecleese: We'll circle back with you directly. I can circle back, I'll circle back with you.
- 0:26Audio shared by Testecleese: Do not come.
- 0:29Audio shared by Testecleese: Do not come I'm gonna come.
- 0:32Testecleese: Hello, and welcome to episode 327 of the Jeffrey and Brian Show. I am Jeffrey.
- 0:37Brian McFadden: And I'm Brian.
- 0:39Audio shared by Testecleese: And we're just you guys drinking some beers, talking about what's going on.
- 0:44Testecleese: But, not a whole lot of new stuff. It's the same stuff that we've been talking about for the most part.
- 0:50Testecleese: But…
- 0:51Testecleese: Do you remember that girl we talked about a little while ago? Decided she didn't want to live anymore, so accelerated her car to, like, 100 miles an hour and hit a brick wall?
- 0:59Brian McFadden: No.
- 0:59Testecleese: Everyone in her car but survived?
- 1:01Brian McFadden: I don't know, I miss the…
- 1:03Testecleese: Wow, we talked about it on the show, it was a while ago.
- 1:06Testecleese: What is it? Something… it's something came up.
- 1:13Testecleese: in court about it. Yeah.
- 1:16Testecleese: She was whining about the handcuffs after she killed her boyfriend and her best friend in the car when she decided to die after a party or whatever.
- 1:23Testecleese: And she even said she did it on purpose.
- 1:29Testecleese: She wants another… she wanted another trial, because she was 17 when it happened.
- 1:34Brian McFadden: Okay.
- 1:35Testecleese: And the court was like, nope, you're staying in prison.
- 1:37Testecleese: Like, you… you clearly killed these two people on purpose, you know what I mean?
- 1:42Testecleese: A 17-year-old can go to prison for that.
- 1:45Testecleese: I'm surprised you don't remember that, but it was an passing thing. It was probably one of our intros or leftovers at one point or something, you know?
- 1:54Testecleese: I think you shared this one. We talked about the Gerald Ford fire.
- 1:59Brian McFadden: Yeah, yeah, I do remember that.
- 2:01Testecleese: Apparently it was way worse than we, had been told.
- 2:06Brian McFadden: Yep.
- 2:10Testecleese: I guess it burned for hours, and it says hundreds left without beds, and it drove me nuts, because you could tell it wasn't a sailor.
- 2:18Testecleese: That.
- 2:18Brian McFadden: Yeah, yeah.
- 2:20Testecleese: Call them racks, right?
- 2:21Brian McFadden: Right, but you gotta think about where the laundry is on the ship.
- 2:28Brian McFadden: It's directly below birthing spaces.
- 2:32Testecleese: Honestly, I have, never had an issue… I've never had to do laundry through Ship's laundry when I was in, the Navy. Being sewage workers, we got our own washer-dryer.
- 2:43Brian McFadden: Oh, we had one in the photo lab, too, for chemicals, you know, but still, you know, the majority of the crew is gonna use Ship's laundry, and Ships Laundry is literally, like, one deck below most of the aft birthing.
- 2:57Testecleese: Yeah, and exactly, if that fire burns for a while, it's gonna get hot and right through the deck, you know?
- 3:02Brian McFadden: Yup. And now they're on their way to, they're leaving the Middle East and going…
- 3:08Brian McFadden: In for repairs over in the… in the Italy area. In Crete, I think they're going for repairs.
- 3:17Testecleese: Okay.
- 3:19Testecleese: Excuse me, I got it in Leftovers, but we may as well mention it now.
- 3:23Testecleese: You shared this, and I did… I think I had to read it twice. No, it's not even in Leftovers, it might be… yeah, it's under foreign issues. But they're making these AI robots that'll, like, climb the bulkheads, and, like, basically x-ray the steel to look for structural weaknesses before an issue occurs.
- 3:40Brian McFadden: -
- 3:42Testecleese: I thought it was kinda crazy.
- 3:43Brian McFadden: Sure.
- 3:44Testecleese: Would have been real useful on the, the cruiser.
- 3:48Testecleese: Because he got that bimetallic strip.
- 3:51Testecleese: And, oh man, the aluminum would crack all the time.
- 3:54Testecleese: And you'd have to go out there and drill holes at either end to stop it from expanding, then you'd have to weld it shut.
- 4:04Testecleese: It would have been useful, I suppose, but…
- 4:07Testecleese: Because, I mean, geez, that ship was… the aluminum superstructure on that thing was always cracking and twisting, it was…
- 4:12Brian McFadden: Okay.
- 4:12Testecleese: Constant upkeep, you know?
- 4:14Brian McFadden: Yeah.
- 4:14Testecleese: The carrier was steel.
- 4:16Brian McFadden: Right.
- 4:17Testecleese: It was, you know, it didn't, it could expand… it expanded and contracted the same as the rest of the ship, so stuff didn't just crack, you know?
- 4:28Testecleese: Oh, what's up with this, James Comey thing?
- 4:32Brian McFadden: He is under, federal indictment.
- 4:36Brian McFadden: He's been slapped with a subpoena over his efforts to sabotage Trump.
- 4:43Testecleese: with the whole Russiagate thing?
- 4:45Brian McFadden: Yeah.
- 4:46Testecleese: That was…
- 4:47Testecleese: proven more than once, never, ever happened. And then the Democrats came out and said, it's impossible to happen anyway, there's no way to cheat an election.
- 4:55Brian McFadden: But they definitely cheated the election.
- 4:58Testecleese: Shoot, did you see Jasmine Crockett, right? She lost her primary.
- 5:02Testecleese: yeah, was it, she was running for Senate, I think, or Congress?
- 5:05Brian McFadden: Yeah, Senate… Texas Senator.
- 5:09Testecleese: She got primaried out by her own party, and she's blaming the Republicans.
- 5:13Testecleese: And it's like.
- 5:14Brian McFadden: Yeah, because there… apparently, there was a bunch of Republicans that were crossing over and voting…
- 5:21Brian McFadden: for her, I would think they would… I think they would be voting for her, not against her, though.
- 5:26Testecleese: I would have thought so, too, because she has… she's, far left progressive.
- 5:31Brian McFadden: Well, the other guy's a wacko… Well, Purnison, too, you know.
- 5:35Brian McFadden: He's trying to use the Bible to his own purposes, and he… he doesn't… he wears a cowboy hat to try to fit in with the Texans and stuff like that, so, yeah.
- 5:47Testecleese: Yeah, listening to an atheist try to quote Bible verses.
- 5:51Brian McFadden: It was hilarious.
- 5:52Testecleese: It's hilarious and sad, it's like, you have no idea what that meant, do you? You know?
- 5:57Testecleese: Just like when you got these crazy lefties trying to quote the Constitution, it's like, man, you should probably read that thing once in a while, you know?
- 6:06Testecleese: Sad news for the world today. A one-time world karate champion, the mentor to Bruce Lee.
- 6:15Brian McFadden: Yup.
- 6:16Testecleese: Went on to a great career in acting. Chuck Norris has died, and no, this is not a joke. He was 86 years old.
- 6:23Brian McFadden: Texas Ranger.
- 6:25Testecleese: I enjoyed that show, and I…
- 6:26Brian McFadden: too.
- 6:27Testecleese: I watched some of the new one with.
- 6:29Brian McFadden: Not the same.
- 6:31Testecleese: Yeah, with Jared Padilacchi, or whatever. One of the two guys from Supernatural.
- 6:37Testecleese: It's not the same, but it's not terrible.
- 6:40Testecleese: I think I watched one season, and I just haven't been back to it yet.
- 6:45Testecleese: Holy crap, dude! Buy Forever Stamps, right?
- 6:50Brian McFadden: Yep.
- 6:51Testecleese: They're saying, what, next year, a first-class postage might be almost a dollar?
- 6:56Brian McFadden: They're saying that's a possibility.
- 6:59Testecleese: Yeah, I just bought some Forever Stamps, but that's because they were, like, Navy, Air Force, Marines, Army stuff.
- 7:05Testecleese: And let's be real, when was the last time… how often do you use stamps?
- 7:09Brian McFadden: I got a roll here that… a forever stamps, so…
- 7:13Testecleese: Yeah, but how often do you actually use them?
- 7:15Brian McFadden: Probably more than most.
- 7:17Testecleese: Are you mailing out actual insurance packets?
- 7:21Brian McFadden: Sometimes. Or Christmas cards for insurance people and stuff.
- 7:26Testecleese: Alright.
- 7:27Testecleese: Because I'm thinking everything is done digitally these days. Like, I'm not mailing in checks to the credit card company kind of thing, you know what I mean?
- 7:38Testecleese: Oh, check this out, dude!
- 7:40Testecleese: a, A meteor?
- 7:44Testecleese: smashed into, Ohio, and NASA confirmed it. 17,000 pound hunk of space rock smashed into the ground and shook everything from miles away.
- 7:57Testecleese: I didn't see anything about any fatalities, which would mean that it landed nowhere.
- 8:03Testecleese: But, geez, 6 foot, 17,000 pound meteor, traveling at 44,000 miles an hour.
- 8:11Testecleese: Yeah, it was 50 miles above Lake Erie when the first flash was detected.
- 8:16Testecleese: All I could think was, if this happened at night, and I was outside, I would have been able to see that fireball.
- 8:21Brian McFadden: Oh, yeah.
- 8:23Testecleese: Yeah, just… I guess if one of those lands on you, just your time, right?
- 8:30Brian McFadden: Yep.
- 8:32Testecleese: and, I'm not sure who shared this one, it might have been you.
- 8:37Testecleese: the guy in Arizona who got a terminal cancer diagnosis?
- 8:42Brian McFadden: That wasn't me.
- 8:43Testecleese: Oh. He got a term… he's a comedian, owned a nightclub, a comedian comedy club thing, right?
- 8:49Testecleese: Got a…
- 8:51Testecleese: diagnosis that he was gonna die of cancer relatively soon. So he got in his car, drove to Alaska.
- 8:59Testecleese: And killed his ex-wife.
- 9:01Brian McFadden: Those who wouldn't get any money?
- 9:04Testecleese: I don't know why, honestly, maybe it was just I have a… I hate her enough that…
- 9:09Testecleese: I'll spend the next couple of years in prison.
- 9:14Testecleese: But yeah, I thought that was…
- 9:16Brian McFadden: I don't know if he could just… I don't even know if he'd spend any time in prison, because they would probably give him, like, a humanitarian release, you know, because you got terminal cancer, so…
- 9:25Testecleese: Yeah, but let him go kill someone else, I don't know. Maybe he has no one else.
- 9:29Brian McFadden: How's arrest.
- 9:31Testecleese: Yeah.
- 9:31Testecleese: Oh, here's the repeat offender.
- 9:34Brian McFadden: Alright.
- 9:34Repeat Offender: Legend, how are we?
- 9:36Brian McFadden: Doing well.
- 9:37Testecleese: This is excellent. Right before we get into local quest… local stuff, I got a question for you.
- 9:43Testecleese: Weren't we just talking about what would happen with the ancient, historic, UK governance system? And you told me it was impossible, this could never, ever happen?
- 9:55Repeat Offender: In which way, mate? About the king.
- 9:57Testecleese: Oh, I mentioned the King in particular, but what they're dissolving
- 10:00Testecleese: of Lords right now, and it's been around for 700 years.
- 10:04Repeat Offender: Oh, it won't happen. It won't happen.
- 10:06Testecleese: I don't know, you don't think so?
- 10:08Repeat Offender: Might happen, mate, can't happen.
- 10:10Testecleese: I think this has a lot to do with the fact that Muhammad is the most common name in England.
- 10:15Repeat Offender: Yeah, well, mate, probably in about 50, 60 years when we did, who knows?
- 10:20Repeat Offender: But, mate, the things have got to change, like, it's…
- 10:24Repeat Offender: I think Trump's leading the way, President Trump.
- 10:26Repeat Offender: like, deporting people, and I think England, being on the cusp
- 10:30Repeat Offender: for a while, I think under a new government, you'll start seeing deportations.
- 10:34Repeat Offender: And we think.
- 10:35Testecleese: Maybe, but they keep.
- 10:36Repeat Offender: Follow it.
- 10:37Testecleese: More people in.
- 10:39Repeat Offender: No, well, mate, Keir Starmer, he's got no chance of being voted in next time.
- 10:44Repeat Offender: He's another Democrat. He's a, like, he's a left side of, politics in England as well.
- 10:53Testecleese: Everyone in England is on the left compared to over here, though.
- 10:57Repeat Offender: Because they get Social Security.
- 10:59Repeat Offender: Majority of them get Social Security over there.
- 11:02Testecleese: Now, we get Social Security, but you have to be, what, 65, and have worked in your life?
- 11:08Brian McFadden: And it goes up… I'm at 67, I don't get until 67 full…
- 11:12Testecleese: Okay? Well, it'll be… it'll be completely insolvent by the time I'm old enough to, reap it, because my generation didn't reproduce.
- 11:21Repeat Offender: 16 here, 16 UK, I think it's 16 in Canada.
- 11:26Repeat Offender: Usually.
- 11:26Testecleese: It's like a universal basic income?
- 11:28Repeat Offender: Yeah, mate, it's called.
- 11:30Testecleese: Why?
- 11:30Repeat Offender: Gunn's gone.
- 11:32Brian McFadden: I'm at all.
- 11:32Repeat Offender: I don't mind helping people out who can't…
- 11:36Repeat Offender: You can't, like, find work, like, helping them up, but not to make it a living.
- 11:40Repeat Offender: It's not a lifestyle.
- 11:42Testecleese: Yeah, well, that's… that's our welfare system, then. Instead of universal basic income, we have… we'll give people way too much money, because they just keep popping fucking kids out and won't live with the dad, you know?
- 11:53Repeat Offender: And that's… and that's why the most common name in England's Mohammed, because they get paid for every child.
- 11:59Testecleese: Yeah, well, I was gonna say, what about the Catholics? There's not a whole lot of Catholics in England, are there?
- 12:05Repeat Offender: Well, there are, but they… they converted Church of England because of Henry VII.
- 12:08Testecleese: Richard England is, what, Episcopalian or something?
- 12:12Repeat Offender: It's only because Henry VII couldn't divorce under the Catholic Church.
- 12:16Brian McFadden: Yeah.
- 12:17Testecleese: Well, yeah, so he decapitated his wife.
- 12:19Repeat Offender: Oh, well, he told the Pope to go and shove it, and start his own religion.
- 12:23Brian McFadden: Yup.
- 12:23Testecleese: Yeah.
- 12:25Testecleese: No, that's right, that was… was it Louis XIV, the French king, who just… he wasn't allowed to divorce, so he kept…
- 12:32Testecleese: Beheading his wife.
- 12:34Testecleese: And marrying a new woman.
- 12:35Repeat Offender: haven't yet.
- 12:36Testecleese: 8, okay. Henry VIII. That's right. I've been married, what, 7 times before?
- 12:42Repeat Offender: Everyone was angry?
- 12:47Testecleese: Oh, my bad, we already did intro.
- 12:49Testecleese: Oh, check this out!
- 12:51Testecleese: Took me a while to find anything worth talking about here in West Virginia.
- 12:56Testecleese: But this, guy who used to live in the county, a couple counties over from me, had a business.
- 13:03Testecleese: has since moved to Florida.
- 13:05Testecleese: He just pled guilty.
- 13:07Testecleese: To receiving, quarter million dollars of COVID relief money, under false pretenses.
- 13:16Brian McFadden: How is that possible? There was no fraud happening during COVID.
- 13:19Testecleese: Well, it was interesting.
- 13:21Brian McFadden: Fraud in the government ever.
- 13:23Testecleese: It was in a red state, though, so it makes perfect sense, right? Because the Democrats are obviously just trying to protect the Republicans who are cheating the system, obviously.
- 13:33Repeat Offender: Was that a bulge in your cheek then, Brian? Was that your tongue-making inference?
- 13:38Brian McFadden: Yo.
- 13:41Testecleese: But check this out, they're doing something called Drift Appalachia Block Party.
- 13:45Testecleese: I've never heard of this before, but it's like this big… it's a free-to-attend event.
- 13:50Testecleese: You could register and, like, participate with your own vehicles, but it's…
- 13:53Testecleese: You know, melt your tires off, and do all sorts of cool shit like that.
- 13:57Brian McFadden: You gonna put your truck in it?
- 13:59Testecleese: Hell no.
- 14:00Testecleese: I mean, that thing is not designed for the rear end to slip like that.
- 14:07Testecleese: Jeez, when the rear end does slip, I do something to stop it right away.
- 14:11Brian McFadden: But yeah, no, dude.
- 14:13Testecleese: Those big hunkin' tires, I am not buying tires just to melt them off, you know what I mean?
- 14:20Testecleese: I don't know if I give a shit about this Spanberger thing, but I guess just, like, 6 years ago, Virginia got together and voted.
- 14:28Testecleese: to draw congressional maps, which is under their constitution, they have to have a vote on it, right?
- 14:34Testecleese: And they came out, like, super fair, like, almost exactly… Reflecting the population's vote.
- 14:40Testecleese: And Spanberger's, like, basically telling all these rural Republicans to go fucking die.
- 14:46Testecleese: Because she's…
- 14:47Brian McFadden: Yeah.
- 14:48Testecleese: She's lumping them in… lumping them in to make sure that they're overwhelmed by votes, and it's like.
- 14:52Brian McFadden: Well, you oughta see how I went and voted for this already. I early voted it. And the way that the ballot's written is so hard to understand what they're trying to say. Basically, if you want to allow the redistricting to happen, you gotta vote yes.
- 15:09Brian McFadden: And if you want it to be… remain with the congressually mandated independent committee, you gotta vote no.
- 15:19Brian McFadden: And we got ads by Obama and all the liberal Democrats are running ads. Vote yes to stop Trump from doing this. Trump's not trying to do anything!
- 15:30Testecleese: Spanbergers do it, yeah. And you go and tell someone this, and they look at you like you're an idiot. No, no, Obama. It's like, maybe Obama wants to redraw the fucking lines in Virginia!
- 15:39Testecleese: You know?
- 15:41Testecleese: But yeah, I just… it bothers me, because…
- 15:46Testecleese: I don't know what's gonna happen in Virginia, dude. They're driving out EVERYBODY.
- 15:56Testecleese: But yeah, they're lumping in, like, Western Virginia, like, Appalachia, in with, like, frickin' Richmond.
- 16:02Testecleese: So they're just completely washed out in the vote, and their vote doesn't matter. It's like, well…
- 16:08Testecleese: And I hate when they threw the.
- 16:09Brian McFadden: Saramandering, though.
- 16:10Brian McFadden: What's that? That's not gerrymandering.
- 16:14Testecleese: Well, I still think it's hilarious, Massachusetts is threatening to do it, and I'm like, do… how could you… you have 100% Democrat representation. You might accidentally get a Republican if you do this.
- 16:27Testecleese: Yeah, and then…
- 16:28Repeat Offender: boy, accidentally.
- 16:29Testecleese: Yeah, well, if you go and redraw it, you might accidentally get one put in place, like, oh, shit, we forgot about this one little town, you know?
- 16:36Repeat Offender: Yep, exactly right.
- 16:39Testecleese: Okay, Brian, what's up?
- 16:41Testecleese: this Virginia swam bill.
- 16:44Testecleese: I don't know. You know anything about it?
- 16:46Brian McFadden: Let me look out of here.
- 16:47Testecleese: Okay. They want, this business committee that decides which small business.
- 16:53Brian McFadden: Oh, yeah.
- 16:54Testecleese: 20.
- 16:54Brian McFadden: These are the kind of committees that Youngkin got rid of.
- 16:59Brian McFadden: And now, with the dens back in charge, they're bringing back all these,
- 17:05Brian McFadden: liberal, you know, committees. Basically, white men are being targeted by the race-sex bill.
- 17:12Testecleese: Yes, the same… You're not a white dude, we're gonna give you money. It's like, what?
- 17:17Brian McFadden: 42% of procurement has to go to women and minority businesses, and they're saying it could face the 14th Amendment challenge in federal court.
- 17:27El Guapo: What, what.
- 17:28Testecleese: What background noise does Guapo have running today?
- 17:31El Guapo: Oh, that should guys put a bet on it.
- 17:34El Guapo: Kids.
- 17:36Testecleese: No, there's something.
- 17:37Brian McFadden: No, it sounds like you're in a… you're in the bathroom.
- 17:40El Guapo: No, my refrigerator, hold on.
- 17:42El Guapo: I left the door open.
- 17:44El Guapo: Oh, God.
- 17:45Testecleese: later on.
- 17:46El Guapo: What? Well… He forgot to mute it, too.
- 17:50Testecleese: He's not yelling at his kid. I'll mute him so we don't have to hear him yelling at his kids.
- 17:54Brian McFadden: That wasn't the refrigerator.
- 17:57Testecleese: No, I don't think so either. It's not a refrigerator compressor running.
- 18:01Testecleese: It sounded like he was in a fucking tunnel.
- 18:03Brian McFadden: I know!
- 18:05Repeat Offender: Tunnel of love.
- 18:07Brian McFadden: We may need to invest in some fucking equipment for that, that guy.
- 18:12Testecleese: If I could get this microphone to work, my old microphone, the Blue Yeti, I would send it to him. It's even got a fucking, sound insulation behind it.
- 18:21Testecleese: So your voice doesn't bounce off the wall and come back into the microphone.
- 18:25Brian McFadden: Yeah, that's what's happening right now with them.
- 18:27Testecleese: Well, the Echo, yeah, but he's also got, like, this…
- 18:30Testecleese: background humming, like something's running. Last week, it was the washing machine, right?
- 18:37Brian McFadden: Yeah.
- 18:38Testecleese: Alright.
- 18:39Testecleese: Now, what's up with this,
- 18:42Testecleese: Norfolk School Board thing, I guess they're closing 3 schools or something?
- 18:45Brian McFadden: Yeah, they, they, they've been talking about this for a while.
- 18:50Testecleese: Totally.
- 18:50Brian McFadden: a good one for…
- 18:52Brian McFadden: Ray to hop in on, but they're gonna close 3 schools at the end of the year.
- 18:58Brian McFadden: And, And, you know…
- 19:09Brian McFadden: It's interesting where these schools are all located, so…
- 19:14Testecleese: Yeah, I mean, if you don't… need the schools, I guess… But…
- 19:21Testecleese: I don't know, it almost seems like you could have…
- 19:24Testecleese: fewer students per class, and give each kid a better experience in school, you know what I mean?
- 19:31Testecleese: Because we all know Virginia right now has no problem spending money, unless apparently they're worried about… let me guess, these are all freaking, white middle-class neighborhoods that are losing their schools.
- 19:42Brian McFadden: Seems like it.
- 19:44Testecleese: That was…
- 19:45Brian McFadden: One is, out by Oceania.
- 19:49Brian McFadden: That's gonna be turned into an early childhood education center.
- 19:54Testecleese: It is, it's dryer, isn't it?
- 19:56El Guapo: You know, my refrigerator's been buzzing.
- 19:59El Guapo: No, it's… Okay.
- 20:03Testecleese: All right.
- 20:05El Guapo: Yeah, you said one's in Oceana, that's, over by the, naval Air Base, right?
- 20:13Brian McFadden: The schools that are closing in Norfolk.
- 20:17Testecleese: Well, if it's next to a base, it's probably a friggin' rundown ghetto area too, isn't it?
- 20:24Testecleese: Because that's usually what you find next to a military base, is a whole bunch of poor people on welfare that love to, rob enlisted guys with a pocket full of cash.
- 20:33Brian McFadden: They live in a trailer park.
- 20:35El Guapo: There you go.
- 20:40El Guapo: Talking about, leftovers?
- 20:43El Guapo: No, we're talking about the Norfolk Public School System agreeing to unanimously redistrict. 325?
- 20:51El Guapo: Doctor, man.
- 20:54Brian McFadden: We're in local.
- 20:57Testecleese: Yeah, we just started this, dude.
- 20:59El Guapo: Well, okay. I mean, I usually went to documents, and as the ROT came out, it was 325.
- 21:04Brian McFadden: 327.
- 21:05El Guapo: Oh, goddamn.
- 21:07Testecleese: What the hell are you talking about?
- 21:08Brian McFadden: Wrong document.
- 21:09El Guapo: Well, you guys have been sending it somewhere else nowadays, and I keep… Just, just click, just click Open under File, and it'll be there. You don't even have to click the link that he sends to us every week.
- 21:21El Guapo: Which I do appreciate, Brian, but… Yeah, yeah.
- 21:24Testecleese: I never even closed the Google Doc, I just.
- 21:27El Guapo: when I know the new one's up, I'll go ahead and just open it and start doing that one. Of course, I did wait till today to put this… to do any updating on this one.
- 21:35El Guapo: That was a ton of fun with a hangover.
- 21:38Brian McFadden: That's the…
- 21:43El Guapo: Oh.
- 21:44El Guapo: Okay.
- 21:46El Guapo: Went down into town for, church at, like, one of the congregants' homes.
- 21:52El Guapo: And I was like, well, while I'm here, the bar is open, and I'm never in town when the bar is open. So I had a couple beers, no problem.
- 21:59El Guapo: Do, like.
- 22:00Testecleese: I got the expensive ones, because they got amber box, so I spent $4.
- 22:04Brian McFadden: Woo! Yeah, right.
- 22:06El Guapo: But I drank, like, $20 of those.
- 22:09El Guapo: And then, right before I left, I… Draw.
- 22:14El Guapo: 3 separate one-finger drinks of whiskey.
- 22:17El Guapo: And about 2 hours after I got home, that whiskey hit me all at once.
- 22:22El Guapo: Oh, man.
- 22:24El Guapo: And tell you what, that Blackberry, Crown Royal… Tastes like fucking cough syrup.
- 22:31Brian McFadden: Well, you gotta mix it with something.
- 22:34El Guapo: See, that's the problem, man, it's like, you're not supposed to mix… Quality whiskeys.
- 22:39El Guapo: I'm supposed to sip it.
- 22:41Testecleese: Yeah, so, yeah, I had it on ice.
- 22:43El Guapo: Yeah, on the rocks. On the rocks are neat.
- 22:46El Guapo: Exactly.
- 22:47Testecleese: And the lady looked at me funny, he's like, can I get two fingers of whiskey on the rocks?
- 22:51Brian McFadden: You didn't know what you were fucking talking about.
- 22:52Testecleese: And I was like, oh my god, I was like, what? She goes, it's $5 a shot.
- 22:56El Guapo: Yeah, that's why you fuckin' savor it.
- 22:59Testecleese: Yeah, yeah, I was like, alright, can you put it in a little bit bigger cup of ice for me?
- 23:04El Guapo: Yeah.
- 23:04Testecleese: Like, I get to enjoy this whiskey!
- 23:06El Guapo: Yeah, you let the water, like, dilute a little bit, so, you know, it's not that strong.
- 23:11Testecleese: Yeah, so they're gonna kick you in the throat.
- 23:13El Guapo: Yeah.
- 23:16El Guapo: All right.
- 23:19El Guapo: This is interesting. Laura, Hughes.
- 23:23El Guapo: She's nobody, I guess. She's the husband of, I'm sorry, the spouse of a teacher that died in a,
- 23:32El Guapo: Seen your prank gone wrong.
- 23:34El Guapo: I kind of heard about it, but I didn't follow through, because I didn't care too much. But she got the, the county or whatever, the city, to drop the charges.
- 23:44El Guapo: And she goes into why, but, like, it wasn't like anyone intentionally hurt this guy, but he did get run over.
- 23:51El Guapo: In front of his own house. Yeah.
- 23:53El Guapo: He slipped on the ice and got run over when these kids tried to get away.
- 23:59Testecleese: I thought that was wild, that you wouldn't want prosecution for the…
- 24:03El Guapo: 18-year-olds that killed your husband, you know what I mean?
- 24:09El Guapo: And we've brought this up before.
- 24:11Testecleese: Leticia James is trying to force these hospitals to transition children.
- 24:18El Guapo: And the hospital's like, no, we're not doing that anymore.
- 24:20Testecleese: And now she's actually, like, trying to bring, like, legal stuff up, and the DOJ stepped in and was like, you knocked that shit off now, you cannot tell them they must perform these procedures.
- 24:29Brian McFadden: Right.
- 24:30El Guapo: You know what's kicking the LGBTQ back?
- 24:35El Guapo: Is the fucking insurance.
- 24:37El Guapo: Insurance is like, we're not gonna cover this, because they just got sued in New York, too.
- 24:42El Guapo: Did he just won a tryout in New York?
- 24:45El Guapo: For, yeah, they're…
- 24:48Testecleese: Isn't that where Letitia James is?
- 24:50El Guapo: Yeah, she's in New York City, but the trial was in New York State.
- 24:55El Guapo: So she's fault.
- 24:57El Guapo: She's fucking ignorant, or is she just dumb?
- 25:02El Guapo: Yeah?
- 25:03El Guapo: Yeah. Because, if you're the prosecutor, you hear about this, I mean, you know, you'd be like, okay, I'm not gonna pursue this no more, you know?
- 25:12El Guapo: Because they already pressed them.
- 25:15El Guapo: Yeah.
- 25:16El Guapo: It's your fault.
- 25:17Repeat Offender: Something interesting about Leticia James, too, didn't you hear?
- 25:19El Guapo: No, I was just coming up.
- 25:21El Guapo: Forbes just come out.
- 25:23El Guapo: With a billionaires list.
- 25:25El Guapo: Mar-a-Lago, guess what it was?
- 25:27El Guapo: Valued at.
- 25:30Testecleese: No idea.
- 25:31El Guapo: 56 million or $560 million, I'd miss the end of it.
- 25:36Repeat Offender: Bit more than 18 million.
- 25:38Testecleese: But she didn't have anything to do with Mar-a-Lago, though, because that wasn't in New York. She had dealings with the, the Trump Hotel and the Trump building, I thought.
- 25:47El Guapo: Mar-a-Lago.
- 25:49Repeat Offender: He reckons he has played.
- 25:50El Guapo: What bothers me is how did a New York Cop.
- 25:54El Guapo: AG, bring up something that's happened in Florida.
- 25:58Testecleese: That'd be like me holding a trial for you and something you did in Australia.
- 26:04Repeat Offender: It's because he was in New York at the time.
- 26:07Testecleese: Yeah, but it's not her jurisdiction to do anything with, and somehow they… she won anyway before they got shut down.
- 26:12El Guapo: Yeah, even the counties…
- 26:17Repeat Offender: It was because they were in New York. It all went through New York.
- 26:21El Guapo: Yeah, but even from county to county, the prosecutor doesn't just… for one, like, if there were two cities next to her, one prosecutor cannot jump, or a different jurisdiction.
- 26:30El Guapo: You know? Yeah.
- 26:31Repeat Offender: No, no, I get that.
- 26:32Testecleese: And just because he's in New York doesn't mean that.
- 26:34Repeat Offender: Pretty much more marijuven.
- 26:39Testecleese: It just seems crazy to me, and exactly, though, it's like, this stuff is valued so much… and she only said that Trump stuff was worth less. That's when a whole bunch of people in New York were like, fuck, I need to get rid of my property NOW, because it's all… it's gonna collapse in value because of what just happened, you know?
- 26:56El Guapo: Because of these,
- 26:59El Guapo: policies, and the same thing. California just had 6 billionaires leave their, state because of this wealth tax.
- 27:06El Guapo: And they brought $27 billion in tax revenue with them.
- 27:10El Guapo: That was, like, 2% of the population. I thought I shared it… Where…
- 27:17Brian McFadden: Governor Hochul was asking for people to move back to New York.
- 27:20El Guapo: Mmm.
- 27:23Testecleese: Yeah, it's in here somewhere.
- 27:25El Guapo: that you shared, though, Brian, it was like, it brought up…
- 27:29El Guapo: my social media page and tried to post something, and I was like, what the fuck? So I went and googled it to find an article.
- 27:37El Guapo: But yeah, it's in here, when we get down… oh, there we go.
- 27:42El Guapo: It's way down at the bottom of this.
- 27:43Brian McFadden: Oh, okay.
- 27:45El Guapo: Democrat, check this out.
- 27:47El Guapo: Running against Swalwell for governor in California is using some old Trump dirt, or some dirt that Trump dug up on Swalwell.
- 27:56Testecleese: To try to get him removed from the race.
- 27:58El Guapo: About his, house?
- 28:00Testecleese: I think that's exactly what it is, actually.
- 28:02El Guapo: Yeah. Because he didn't have no frickin', ownership or any house or anything over there. Residency, and over there.
- 28:10El Guapo: I think it had something to do with him miss, or saying that something was worth more than it was.
- 28:15El Guapo: But I'm not sure.
- 28:16El Guapo: No, because I remember he got in trouble there, he, like, he didn't have no one did. Well, so I will, he didn't have no… how can you be a state… a congressman if you don't live over there? He live in Maryland. That's what happened in residency. Primary residency, that's what it is.
- 28:32Repeat Offender: Yeah, you can't represent, can you, unless you live in the States?
- 28:35El Guapo: Well, it depends on the state, too.
- 28:37El Guapo: Like, I'm surprised California has a rule saying you have to be there most of the year, because that's a lot of traveling back and forth across the.
- 28:45Testecleese: entire country.
- 28:47El Guapo: But there should be an exception for Congress, you know?
- 28:53Testecleese: Looks like Brian's fallen asleep already.
- 28:54Brian McFadden: I'm not falling.
- 28:56El Guapo: It was interesting what's happening in California. The two guys who are leading the race at the moment are both Republican.
- 29:04Repeat Offender: Yeah. And, that sheriff.
- 29:06El Guapo: Yeah, yeah, exactly. Right now, the Democrats are looking at a possible, upset completely, and not just the guy that they necessarily want.
- 29:15El Guapo: But they might get…
- 29:17Testecleese: Republican to take over. That'd be the first one since Arnold, right?
- 29:20El Guapo: Yeah, they always come to this point, though, because, they have the Jungle primary, they call it, the two…
- 29:28Brian McFadden: I thought that was gonna keep the Dems in power forever.
- 29:31El Guapo: Everybody's about to fuckin' bite them in the ass, you know.
- 29:34Testecleese: Jungle primary? What is that?
- 29:36El Guapo: The top two people, whether they're Republican or Democrat…
- 29:41Brian McFadden: are on the general election.
- 29:43El Guapo: And the Republicans are receiving the most votes, so then they want to go to the primary. I mean, to the race, the two Republicans.
- 29:52Testecleese: Wow, so there wouldn't even be a Democrat representative.
- 29:55El Guapo: Nope. And they fucking set it up that way, because they knew they were gonna be winning?
- 30:00Testecleese: How many states right now are involved in this thing that they say that if.
- 30:03El Guapo: The juggle primary, they're the only one that came out with that shit. No, no, no, no, no, for federal president race,
- 30:09El Guapo: There's a bunch of states together that say that if the majority vote is whatever, and if our votes are swinging the vote to the majority, the popular vote.
- 30:21El Guapo: They'll do it. The electoral color?
- 30:24Testecleese: All I can think was Trump got the popular vote.
- 30:26El Guapo: Yeah, they're just idiots, they just say things to say things, see what stick in the wall, dude.
- 30:35Testecleese: What's the good thing?
- 30:35El Guapo: your average Democrat voter doesn't pay enough attention to even know what the fuck the rules are. So when they do this stuff, no one realizes what's going on.
- 30:44El Guapo: It wants… it wants to get the fucking… what it wanted, and it doesn't go the way, like, oh, no, no, no, we need to go back to fucking, electoral college, this is unfair, you know? We're the minority, we need this, like, you know how they're gonna do this shit.
- 30:59Testecleese: After they do every time they pass away.
- 31:01Testecleese: They pass a law, it bites them in the ass, they want it undone.
- 31:04El Guapo: Yeah, like, this fucking, older you shooter dude? I'm sure that when they pass the law, they're like, oh, we're not gonna check people's backgrounds, they're gonna go to college.
- 31:14Repeat Offender: Well, the most interesting thing, you look at that last presidential election in 2024.
- 31:18El Guapo: You look at the map of California, how it voted, the majority of California, it was red.
- 31:22El Guapo: Yeah, it's turning red. I know.
- 31:24El Guapo: I know, and that's… well, that's the problem, is the way they have it frickin' gerrymandered out…
- 31:29El Guapo: You might have a popular…
- 31:31Testecleese: Republican vote, but they'll still elect a Democrat.
- 31:37El Guapo: Yeah.
- 31:37Testecleese: Because, like, Sacramento and San Francisco.
- 31:41Testecleese: eat up all of the surrounding area where the Republicans are voting from.
- 31:46El Guapo: Well, I think the Palisades are going to go against bloody the Democratic Party, what Newsom hasn't done.
- 31:52El Guapo: Yeah, and you know what? Fuck those rich assholes. Fuck them all. They don't give a shit when any of this shit happens to the rest of the fucking country until it comes to their goddamn door. Look what happened in North Carolina. They were cheering when these friggin', Trump supporters, MAGA households, were…
- 32:08Testecleese: wiped to the ground. He's like, good, fuck you, you deserve it.
- 32:12Testecleese: When BLM riots were happening, they were like, good, yeah, keep going, and then they get into their communities, like, whoa, what the fuck is going on? We need police here!
- 32:20Repeat Offender: Well, North Carolina, wasn't there… wasn't there stories when, if anyone had a Trump sign out the front of their house?
- 32:25Testecleese: They just…
- 32:26El Guapo: Oh, boy.
- 32:27Testecleese: They just skipped it, and people were like, well, they were afraid of being attacked. Why? Why did you think that you were going to… because they had a MAGA sign?
- 32:34Testecleese: Trust me, when you show food and water, they're not gonna fucking attack you!
- 32:38Brian McFadden: Right.
- 32:39El Guapo: about East Palestine, people forget about that. Why didn't totally bypassed it.
- 32:43El Guapo: I think Buttigieg didn't in Gavin, it was Trump who went in and brought all that sort of, like, assistance there.
- 32:50Repeat Offender: Yeah. For that train crash.
- 32:52Testecleese: Yeah, exactly.
- 32:55Testecleese: Yeah, in East Palestine, the chemical… the ridiculous chemical spill that, what was it, like, a year later, a story came out, the crazy, weird shit was happening to the water in East Palestine, which is…
- 33:06Brian McFadden: Yeah.
- 33:06Testecleese: We're with that.
- 33:07Brian McFadden: Covering that story from the get-go.
- 33:09Testecleese: And I was like, how come nobody connected this to the train dumping all the toxic chemicals into the ground?
- 33:14Testecleese: You know?
- 33:18El Guapo: God.
- 33:19El Guapo: Huh?
- 33:21El Guapo: So, j…
- 33:22Testecleese: Jasmine Crockett's security guard got gunned down by police in a standoff.
- 33:27El Guapo: You see this shit?
- 33:30Repeat Offender: Honestly.
- 33:33Testecleese: How am I listening?
- 33:33El Guapo: Sorry, my phone.
- 33:37Testecleese: Do you want to call the prayer over there?
- 33:38El Guapo: No, that's a fucking, the Mandalorian ringtone.
- 33:45El Guapo: Oh.
- 33:46Testecleese: Speaking of, Brian, you might have to deal with issues with that. Isn't there a town in Michigan about… was it…
- 33:51El Guapo: Not Flint.
- 33:53Brian McFadden: Flint had the water problems, yeah.
- 33:55Testecleese: Yeah, no, there's a town now that's doing Call to Prayer over the public PA system.
- 34:00Brian McFadden: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 34:02Testecleese: Christians.
- 34:02Repeat Offender: wrong.
- 34:04Testecleese: Dearborn. Dearborn, yeah. And I was like…
- 34:07El Guapo: Right?
- 34:07Testecleese: I personally can't… still can't find separation of church and state in the Constitution. I can find where it says we will not be a theocracy.
- 34:15Brian McFadden: Not in the Constitution.
- 34:17Brian McFadden: Can't find her.
- 34:18Testecleese: I know, I know that. Trust me, that's why I can't find it. But people keep telling me it is, that's why I said you should read it yourself.
- 34:24El Guapo: But I'm like, and if it is in there, then how the fuck are they getting away with a call to prayer, and…
- 34:29El Guapo: Everyone has to shut down and sit, shut up and sit down when the Muslims are praying. Five times a day.
- 34:36Brian McFadden: Well, Dearbarn is, like, it's all run by Muslims now, so it'll probably be the first… it'll be the first city in the United States that probably has Sharia law.
- 34:49Testecleese: And you could even pass some of those laws, legally.
- 34:51El Guapo: But… you're not… By setting this up, you're essentially saying that Dearborn is a Muslim city.
- 34:59Brian McFadden: Yeah.
- 35:00El Guapo: is Islamic, which you're not allowed to do.
- 35:03El Guapo: At all. And it's just…
- 35:05Testecleese: Dear God, have you seen these people saying that it's easier to fucking buy a gun than.
- 35:08Repeat Offender: I mean?
- 35:09Testecleese: vote under the SAVE Act. I was like, what the fuck are you talking about? I was like, I need to show ID and get a background check to buy a gun.
- 35:16El Guapo: They just, like I said, they just say shit to say shit, dude.
- 35:20Testecleese: Because stupid people that don't pay attention will believe it.
- 35:23El Guapo: In the boat.
- 35:25El Guapo: My sister said something like this, I was like, when was the last time you bought a gun?
- 35:28Testecleese: Never. I don't own a gun. And I was like, so how do you know how easy it is to buy one? I was like, especially… and I was like, you're still in Massachusetts, I dare you to walk into any place that sells guns and try to buy one.
- 35:39Repeat Offender: And you need an ID?
- 35:42El Guapo: you need an ID. In Massachusetts, there's an ID, a 5-day waiting period after a background check that might take up to 2 weeks to go through, and then you also need the fucking chief of police to write, to sign off on you buying a gun.
- 35:57Brian McFadden: That's for a shotgun.
- 35:59El Guapo: See, that's for a long gun, like you're gonna go deer hunting.
- 36:03El Guapo: You have to explain why you should be allowed to own a gun, and I found out the hard way that it's my fucking right is not a good enough argument to the chief of police. Nope.
- 36:13El Guapo: And I was like, you have no idea what you're talking about. And she's like, well, I'd be dropped off the voter rolls. I changed my name. And I was like, no! No, you don't get dropped off the voter rolls.
- 36:23El Guapo: It's for people registering have to show identification to register.
- 36:30El Guapo: And let's be real, do any of you three know anyone without identification?
- 36:35El Guapo: No.
- 36:36Testecleese: Even the homeless guy that you give a dollar to, and give a cup of coffee to once in a while, or buy a can of beer, because you just feel like being a nice guy, HE'S GOT ID!
- 36:45Brian McFadden: Yup.
- 36:46El Guapo: You know, you know how we know he got a D? Because he bought the minors alcohol.
- 36:50El Guapo: Oh, wow.
- 36:52Testecleese: Good point, too. They're always the one buying these kids boots.
- 36:54El Guapo: booster, the kids buy him booze.
- 36:55Testecleese: too, right?
- 36:56El Guapo: Yeah, they're like, I'll buy you fly, okay.
- 36:59Testecleese: I did the same shit when I was 18. We'd find the homeless guy at the frickin' gas station.
- 37:03El Guapo: Yay!
- 37:03Testecleese: A wad of cash to get us some beer, and we give him a 12-pack or something, you know?
- 37:07El Guapo: Yeah. But, mate, right throughout the whole world, you need ID to vote. Every country that I know of, you need ID to vote.
- 37:16Testecleese: I did not need to show ID to vote in Massachusetts.
- 37:19Brian McFadden: I have the show ID in Virginia.
- 37:21Testecleese: I had to.
- 37:22El Guapo: No, you can just do your, billing, too, like an electrical bill, you can use it in Virginia.
- 37:27Testecleese: That doesn't mean you're a fucking citizen, though!
- 37:30El Guapo: I know, that's so fucked up.
- 37:32El Guapo: All I had to do was, tell them my name and my address. So, in theory, I could have walked out, come back 2 hours later as my neighbor across the street.
- 37:43Testecleese: Done it again for my neighbor on either side.
- 37:45El Guapo: Like, that small town, I knew everyone on the street. I could have voted for all the men on my street.
- 37:52Testecleese: By simply saying, you know, my name is XX, I live at, you know, 48 Mayflower Road in Pembroke.
- 37:59Repeat Offender: Yeah, I'll get that, but we, we are, mate.
- 38:01El Guapo: this… the point I want to make is, like.
- 38:03El Guapo: Where we are, in Australia, if we don't vote, we get fines. We don't pay those fines, and we lose our license.
- 38:09Testecleese: I think that's forced.
- 38:10El Guapo: Stupid… I think that's a stupid, stupid idea.
- 38:13Repeat Offender: It's not democracy, is it?
- 38:15El Guapo: Mmm. It's for dinner.
- 38:16Testecleese: Everyone says democracy!
- 38:18El Guapo: I swear to God, someone needs to look this fucking word up, okay? Now, I'm not picking on you…
- 38:24Testecleese: Ron. It's just, everyone says democracy.
- 38:27Repeat Offender: No, I'm talking about.
- 38:29Testecleese: And the house, you know what I mean?
- 38:32Brian McFadden: Does he know what a democracy is?
- 38:35Testecleese: Like, small towns have democracy, when you actually get together and everyone casts a vote, and that's what matters. Instead of, you elect a mayor to make decisions, or, you know what I mean?
- 38:44El Guapo: We have an electoral college, that's… that's… flies in the face of democracy, doesn't it?
- 38:50Repeat Offender: No, well, what I'm saying, the point I'm trying to make is, mate, we're told we have to, it's compulsory.
- 38:54El Guapo: That's like a… That's looking like a poll tax, isn't it?
- 38:59Repeat Offender: Yeah, more punch you off.
- 39:01El Guapo: Well, if you don't do it, you're gonna get taxed.
- 39:05Testecleese: Both taxes that you have to pay to get two votes.
- 39:07El Guapo: Yeah, but if you don't vote, then you get… you get penalized.
- 39:11Testecleese: This is dumb, because now you're just ensuring that people have no idea what's going on at all.
- 39:15El Guapo: Hey, Rob, Rob! Ron, don't say that out loud, don't give the Democrats an idea now.
- 39:22Testecleese: Yeah, but you're just ensuring that these people have…
- 39:24El Guapo: Who are happily in oblivion.
- 39:27El Guapo: Not involved in any of this shit, has to cast a vote now. Yeah, but there's fucking Democrats probably use this idea, let them watch it.
- 39:36El Guapo: We're gonna force democracy, democracy, like, you know how they're gonna go.
- 39:40Testecleese: Yeah, democracy delivered at the barrel of a gun.
- 39:42El Guapo: Yeah.
- 39:44Repeat Offender: Look how desperate they are in England. They wanted to get 16-year-olds to vote.
- 39:48El Guapo: Oh, they're thinking about that shit here, too. And every time someone brings that up, Guapo, I always say.
- 39:56Testecleese: How come you have to be 25 to buy a handgun?
- 40:00Brian McFadden: You gotta be 21 to buy tobacco.
- 40:02Testecleese: Sorry, that'.
- 40:02El Guapo: Oh, tobacco and alcohol down.
- 40:05Brian McFadden: Can't even buy cigarettes anymore at 18.
- 40:09El Guapo: I can accept that, because that's not a constitutional right, but if you're gonna say you can… if you're mature enough to… and…
- 40:15Testecleese: wise enough to vote at 16, then you are mature enough and wise enough to own a fucking handgun. You can't even buy a rifle or a shotgun until you're 18 in this country.
- 40:22El Guapo: You know why they were talking about this? With the fucking protests of all the high schoolers and shit.
- 40:28El Guapo: That's because these high school kids are stupid! They've never seen the real world before. They have no idea that money doesn't just fall out of the fucking sky. They genuinely think that all this shit's free that their parents are giving them.
- 40:40El Guapo: I've explained to my daughter more than once, she's 6, she's starting to understand that.
- 40:44El Guapo: You don't just get all these toys and all these treats and trips and everything, it's like…
- 40:49El Guapo: We had to work to get this, to be able to do this, and she's finally starting to understand, well, because West Virginia's the poorest state in the Union.
- 40:58Testecleese: When she throws away food, I get very upset with her, because she'll eat half her food.
- 41:02El Guapo: throw it away, or give it to the dogs, and then want something else. I'm like, you realize that half the kids you go to school with don't get to eat dinner.
- 41:11El Guapo: And she's like, what do you mean they don't get to eat dinner? I was like, they don't have to… they can't afford it. I was like, why do you think the school sends some… most of these kids home with fucking food every day? It's to make sure the kids are eating.
- 41:21El Guapo: Yeah, we need to introduce, like, a local, like, a home…
- 41:25El Guapo: what's the word I'm looking for? Farming? No, no, farming, you go food, you know?
- 41:30Testecleese: Oh, oh, we're homesteading.
- 41:32El Guapo: Yeah, yeah.
- 41:33El Guapo: Yeah, we're homesteading, we're growing.
- 41:35Testecleese: I bought that mini excavator.
- 41:38El Guapo: mostly for that, but for other purposes. But yeah, we're growing most of our food,
- 41:44El Guapo: No, but I said, over there, they, like, you at least have chickens, you know, like…
- 41:48Testecleese: Oh, yeah!
- 41:48El Guapo: Erase some corn.
- 41:50Testecleese: Yep, we're building a big giant coop this summer, which is the big reason why I need the excavator, is to level some land, but we're looking at having, like, 40 chickens.
- 41:57El Guapo: And we're gonna use 20 of them for eggs, and 20 of them are gonna be food. Like, kill the chicken.
- 42:04Testecleese: Cook it up and eat it.
- 42:05El Guapo: Neo.
- 42:06El Guapo: And we're canning.
- 42:09El Guapo: Oh, yeah, that's good.
- 42:11Testecleese: So, yeah, so…
- 42:11El Guapo: You know what I'm…
- 42:13Testecleese: Should everything fall to shit and get too expensive, because what's going on in Iran with oil?
- 42:17El Guapo: We're still gonna have food.
- 42:20El Guapo: Yeah, some lady I was talking about, like, things you can do for cheap is, like, all the little, vegetable clips, you know, when you, cut vegetables, the remaining ones that you're not gonna eat, put in a frozen bag, freeze it, and you can make, vegetable broth out of it.
- 42:37El Guapo: Yeah.
- 42:39Testecleese: I throw it into a food processor, then I toss it in my composter.
- 42:42El Guapo: Okay, good for you. But I said you could get vegetable broth out of it.
- 42:45Testecleese: Yeah, yeah, no, there's all sorts of stuff you can do, exactly.
- 42:47El Guapo: Oh, well, the chair.
- 42:49Testecleese: Going away, that would be useful.
- 42:50El Guapo: Oh, the chicken, like, you get a traditional chicken from Walmart, or you use it for, like, a broth to let it on the bones?
- 42:55Testecleese: I'm gonna build a big, giant compost deep this year. Right now, I just have the black barrels you can get online.
- 43:03Testecleese: That does, like, 20 gallons of dirt at a time.
- 43:06El Guapo: That… which was good enough for my… Marijuana farming?
- 43:11El Guapo: But I'm gonna need a lot more than that now, so I'm gonna go with a big, giant heap.
- 43:15Testecleese: And use the excavator to turn it over, and go talk to my neighbor with horses, and get me some, horse shit.
- 43:21El Guapo: Mmm.
- 43:21Testecleese: Toss in the composter, too.
- 43:24El Guapo: Chicken shit's the way to go. What's that?
- 43:26Brian McFadden: Chicken shit's the best.
- 43:28Testecleese: You gotta be careful, it's…
- 43:30El Guapo: It's easy to get too much chicken crap, because it piles up.
- 43:35El Guapo: Mmm.
- 43:36El Guapo: I don't know if you've noticed, but if you don't move your…
- 43:39El Guapo: either have enough room in their run, or don't move it around, the grass will die, or the chickens are pooping.
- 43:46El Guapo: Because it's acidic, a little bit acidic, I guess? Yeah, it's… yeah, exactly. But it does compost, horse shit is great, and it comes in massive quantities, you know what I mean? Yeah, it's already greenier than the chicken shit. Yeah.
- 44:01El Guapo: Well, I mean, they're both eaten.
- 44:03Testecleese: While the chickens eat mostly seeds versus the horses eating grass and hay.
- 44:07El Guapo: Yeah. Well, I mean, but then I get…
- 44:10El Guapo: super healthy soil that I can use to grow my vegetables.
- 44:14El Guapo: Which…
- 44:17El Guapo: Oh, I'm gonna have to plant my stuff, then I'm gonna disappear for, 2 weeks in the Caribbean.
- 44:24El Guapo: And I'm not gonna be there to maintain it, hope, and just hope!
- 44:28Brian McFadden: You got your mother-in-law to take care of it.
- 44:31Testecleese: I don't trust her to… Wipe her own ass properly.
- 44:35Brian McFadden: She figured out how to fire… start a fire during the winter.
- 44:40El Guapo: Did she?
- 44:42Testecleese: Did she?
- 44:43Brian McFadden: Well, where's our latest electric bill?
- 44:46Testecleese: I haven't asked her, but I told her I'm not paying it, because I told her I would come over and light these… I got her a fucking… you know the blue propane torches that you can get at, like, the hardware store?
- 44:56El Guapo: Yeah.
- 44:57El Guapo: I got her one of those, because she was having trouble lighting fires.
- 45:00Testecleese: That was a good…
- 45:01Brian McFadden: Have you got a modifier with that?
- 45:03El Guapo: You're fine.
- 45:07Testecleese: And I was like, you paid hundreds and hundreds of dollars more than you needed to. And I was like, I gave her, like, two cords of wood.
- 45:13Testecleese: It keeps going out! I was like, open the damper! Let some oxygen into that thing, it's going… you're smothering it!
- 45:23El Guapo: Primony. Alright, where were we anyway? Oh, Crockett!
- 45:28El Guapo: Yeah, her security guard was, what?
- 45:31El Guapo: Impersonating a police officer.
- 45:33El Guapo: Yeah. Got into a shootout with the cops, and Crockett's defending the…
- 45:38El Guapo: Her security guard who got killed.
- 45:40El Guapo: You know why? It's like, at some point, especially if the guy's dead, Throw him under the bus.
- 45:46El Guapo: I didn't know about any of that. You know why I should defeat again?
- 45:51El Guapo: You should be allowed to pretend you're a cop and… abuse people? No, no, no. I think she was clap… he was clapping those chicks.
- 45:59Testecleese: He's still dead! She could have come all across.
- 46:01El Guapo: Wow, she's…
- 46:02Testecleese: the bus.
- 46:03El Guapo: Is she gonna miss those… getting clapped? She clap my head.
- 46:09Testecleese: I'm sure she could get laid anytime she wants, let's be real.
- 46:12El Guapo: Oh, dude, I promise.
- 46:14Testecleese: She's not a… she's not a hideous.
- 46:16El Guapo: Oh, no, dude, I'd give it to her, dude. If she had an attitude, I'd go out with her. Not my type, personally, but she's not unattractive.
- 46:25Repeat Offender: Yeah, you wouldn't stick around for breakfast, would you?
- 46:27El Guapo: What's that?
- 46:29El Guapo: You wouldn't stick around for breakfast.
- 46:30Testecleese: No, Kuwapo, as soon as he's done, because I gotta get up early for work.
- 46:34El Guapo: Hello.
- 46:36Repeat Offender: The fridge door open.
- 46:46Repeat Offender: Hey, thanks for the shoutout to you, brother, I like that too, thanks.
- 46:50El Guapo: And this one person, this, dude… no, it's a woman. No, it's a dude, I'm sorry. Running for Congress, I don't know if it's state or federal from Texas.
- 47:01Testecleese: Demographic.
- 47:06El Guapo: Apparently the guy's a musician.
- 47:09El Guapo: Which… I'm all about his freedom of speech to say and do this stuff.
- 47:15Testecleese: But you have to realize that people will notice it, and it's come out again, because in these music videos.
- 47:21Brian McFadden: Well, the internet is forever, you know?
- 47:23Testecleese: both.
- 47:23El Guapo: shit on Facebook, MySpace, wherever.
- 47:26Brian McFadden: It will come back to haunt you down the road.
- 47:29Testecleese: Especially if you're publicly jerking off and exposing yourself to women in your videos.
- 47:35Testecleese: this guy did.
- 47:37Testecleese: Yeah, that will come back up, trust me, when it comes time for who's got the moral character to lead our people, you know?
- 47:48El Guapo: Which, I don't know if it's in here or not, maybe not.
- 47:52El Guapo: Maybe it's… Okay.
- 47:56El Guapo: Fuck, I forgot, doesn't matter anyway. Doesn't matter anyway. But yeah, now Hochul…
- 48:01El Guapo: New York has the same issue that California's having with the wealthy people leaving, like, it's just not worth it.
- 48:09El Guapo: now Hochul is asking all of the wealthy people who fled New York, like, down… go to Florida, or, like, West Virginia, or…
- 48:18Testecleese: a whole bunch of states that have no income tax. Like, please, please come back, we need the money. And they're like, that's why we left, your team.
- 48:25El Guapo: Yeah.
- 48:26Brian McFadden: You're a fucking idiot.
- 48:28Testecleese: Yeah, I was worth $2 million, now I'm worth $800,000, why would I go back there and do it again?
- 48:37El Guapo: They talk about, like, a 50%…
- 48:41El Guapo: Property tax in New York City.
- 48:44Testecleese: for anything.
- 48:44El Guapo: We're paying over $775,000, or $750,000 homes.
- 48:50Testecleese: Which sounds like a ton of money, but it's not… it's not anymore, especially if you're within…
- 48:55El Guapo: If you're within, like, 20 minutes, 40 minutes of the actual downtown city, your house is worth over a million dollars.
- 49:03Testecleese: I don't know if people realize that.
- 49:06Testecleese: Shit, my place… I was,
- 49:10Testecleese: 30-minute drive to Boston, which is nothing like New York City. My place was almost worth that much.
- 49:18El Guapo: Yep.
- 49:19El Guapo: You know what I mean? And New York is obviously… what's…
- 49:22El Guapo: It was, and may still be, the economic hub of the planet.
- 49:26Brian McFadden: I don't believe that anymore.
- 49:27El Guapo: It won't be for long.
- 49:29Testecleese: When are they gonna be done with the stock exchange in, Texas?
- 49:34Brian McFadden: No idea.
- 49:36Repeat Offender: It's just gonna get worse in New York, guys, like, you guys know it yourselves.
- 49:40El Guapo: Like, once summer that comes around, you know, you're gonna have more maintenance that needs to be done.
- 49:44Repeat Offender: The only way to get maintenance done is by raising taxes, using tax money.
- 49:49El Guapo: Fucking New York City is gonna look like don't… don't buy.
- 49:53Testecleese: The problem is, they could have handled the maintenance, because they have been. The issue is, they want to put in all these other programs.
- 49:59El Guapo: They want to pay you to jerk off and watch porn, and then get stoned and go back to sleep.
- 50:05Testecleese: It's like, instead of going to work, so we're just gonna tax that guy who works his ass off to pay for you to frickin' watch porn and jerk off.
- 50:12Brian McFadden: Oh, I don't… it's not in here, I know it's not, but I heard on the Clay and Bugs show this week.
- 50:17El Guapo: that a report just came out that New York City is spending $80,000 per homeless person.
- 50:24El Guapo: Damn.
- 50:26Testecleese: God!
- 50:28Brian McFadden: So why is there any incentive to work in New York City when you can get up to $80,000 in benefits?
- 50:35Testecleese: Because $80,000 a year in New York City is not enough to live on, and you know it.
- 50:39El Guapo: You might be able to…
- 50:41Testecleese: shitty.
- 50:42Brian McFadden: I'm living in Central Park, I can live on $80,000 a year in New York City.
- 50:46El Guapo: Hey, where do you live? On Central Park?
- 50:49Testecleese: Freeze to death in the winter.
- 50:53Testecleese: You might be able to get, like, a two-bedroom apartment with a buddy.
- 50:58El Guapo: You know what I mean?
- 50:59Brian McFadden: Not even a studio.
- 51:02El Guapo: Okay.
- 51:04Testecleese: I'm just saying, two guys making 80 grand, getting 80 grand.
- 51:07Brian McFadden: But what's the incentive for the working man?
- 51:10El Guapo: That is not getting the free benefit of $80,000 a week, and, you know.
- 51:15Testecleese: a year.
- 51:17Brian McFadden: You know what I mean.
- 51:17El Guapo: You know, that doesn't work as a communist. You work, you pay for everybody else's shit.
- 51:23El Guapo: You know that's.
- 51:26Testecleese: more than 3 times as much money as the average household in West Virginia brings in a year.
- 51:31El Guapo: Any…
- 51:32Brian McFadden: I don't make $80,000 a year between my disability and my retirement money.
- 51:40El Guapo: I think I made $80,000 last year, but the fuckest city… the government took, like, 20.
- 51:47Testecleese: Oh, gross and net is way different, and then how much did, your ex-wife take?
- 51:52El Guapo: 11, 12, 12.
- 51:55Brian McFadden: Oh!
- 51:56El Guapo: Yeah, and I fucking made… I only made, like, 40… I saw my bill at the end, like, $40,000. Goddamn fucking poor!
- 52:04Testecleese: How did this happen?
- 52:05El Guapo: Yeah, I was like, I don't want to work no more, how does that make it? Like, last year I made 60, but then I realized, well, hold on, let me look up… oh, fuck!
- 52:14El Guapo: Yup.
- 52:15Testecleese: And that's when you're like, shit, can I… well, Spanber? Shit, you got a… you got a Latin accent?
- 52:20Testecleese: You got the dark skin, you might be able to get all these free benefits, dude. Just freaking claim poverty.
- 52:25El Guapo: Shit, I wish. No, like, I went to, like, the other year, they give you a discount, an easy pass for the tunnels and stuff.
- 52:34El Guapo: And last year, it was like, oh, you have… because I got two jobs, so I only showed about one job, you know? Like, okay, it had to be less than $65,000 a year. I showed about little things, like, a week before the end of the year, and they did the calculation, like, no, you make, like, $68,000 a year, like, fuck!
- 52:56Testecleese: It helps so much!
- 52:57El Guapo: Yeah! I think at least I get a discount somewhere, you know?
- 53:02Testecleese: Yeah, but no, take advantage. Tell them that you're here illegally, and you want a free iPhone.
- 53:06El Guapo: Yeah, no shit. I gotta… I'll buy my phone.
- 53:09Testecleese: Yeah, I need an Obama phone, saying Spanish.
- 53:13Testecleese: You know?
- 53:17Brian McFadden: If you move to New York, you can get, like, the free debit card with $80,000 on it.
- 53:22El Guapo: They just give you a debit card with 80K on it? Oh, no, they were getting, like… They were doing… Yeah, they were doing fucking…
- 53:29El Guapo: No, this old lady had, like, $3,000 on fucking food, on the debit card. Dude, we need to go back to paper fuckin', EVT, man.
- 53:38Testecleese: Food stamps, not.
- 53:39El Guapo: Yeah.
- 53:40Testecleese: I put some shame in it, right?
- 53:41El Guapo: Yeah.
- 53:43Testecleese: And I know it sounds terrible, don't shame people.
- 53:45El Guapo: Ain't.
- 53:46Testecleese: If you feel bad about what you're doing, maybe you should stop doing it, right?
- 53:49El Guapo: And all this fucking, Coupa's gonna have fucking Democrats' faces on it, you know?
- 53:54El Guapo: Joe Biden, fucking Hillary Clinton, Bill Clinton, all of them.
- 53:58Brian McFadden: I heard there's a new gold coin coming out, right?
- 54:00El Guapo: Whose feline?
- 54:02Brian McFadden: Donald Trump.
- 54:03El Guapo: The Trump one. I got a silver one already, so… That's, that's actually made of gold, but it's actual currency, too, isn't it? But the gold is worth, like…
- 54:12Testecleese: The gold is worth, like, $5,000 more than the coin's face value.
- 54:16El Guapo: Yeah.
- 54:19Testecleese: I feel like I'd be pretty cool to get, a Trump coin, but I'm not spending that kind of money on gold.
- 54:24El Guapo: No. You could buy, like, little bills, like, layers of gold, for, like, 10 bucks, 20 bucks.
- 54:32El Guapo: Like, the press is so fine, it's like a fucking bill.
- 54:36El Guapo: It's like gold foil that you… Yeah, yeah, yeah. …decorate stuff.
- 54:40Testecleese: Yeah, that blows my mind, and people eat it.
- 54:42El Guapo: on their food, I'm like… Like Goldschlager. Like Goldschlager.
- 54:47Brian McFadden: I had one good night of gold.
- 54:50Brian McFadden: Everywhere.
- 54:51El Guapo: You're not a freak anymore.
- 54:54Testecleese: Flakes everywhere.
- 54:56El Guapo: Oh, fuckin'!
- 54:57Brian McFadden: apartment, Rochester, New York, everywhere.
- 55:00El Guapo: It's a fucking glove.
- 55:02Brian McFadden: I can't even stand the smell of it anymore.
- 55:05Testecleese: I'm begging for a, stomach ulcer by swallowing golden flakes with booze, you know?
- 55:14El Guapo: Here we go, did you see, alright, okay.
- 55:16Testecleese: Obviously not, because you don't follow Stephen A. Smith.
- 55:19Brian McFadden: I've shared this article!
- 55:21Testecleese: Yeah, well, I'm saying you probably didn't see the actual thing, but tell me about it, then. This… I read it, and I was like.
- 55:26El Guapo: He's… Smith seems to be…
- 55:29Brian McFadden: He's moving more and more right!
- 55:31El Guapo: Dude, he's so fucking…
- 55:33El Guapo: He's a Democrat, but he actually makes sense. And he's like, let's look at reality for a second, you know? He's a pussy, dude. Every time he gets confronted by… he says something about Crocker, and everybody getting up on him, he's like, oh, my apologies, you know, you're a fucking pussy, step up, get it back.
- 55:49Testecleese: Whoa.
- 55:49El Guapo: Nope.
- 55:50Testecleese: Brian, tell us what, just happened on his, podcast.
- 55:53El Guapo: Yeah, he, he was confronted by a Biden supporter that didn't believe that Biden ushered in the most open border policy
- 56:06El Guapo: In the history of the United States.
- 56:08Testecleese: Yeah, the guy, the guy was like, I don't know, I don't see when that happened. All I could see was them trying to fix the border crisis, and.
- 56:15Brian McFadden: They never tried to fix it, they, like, literally…
- 56:18Testecleese: Ran on it.
- 56:19Brian McFadden: Yeah.
- 56:20Testecleese: It was a campaign promise for the next election.
- 56:23Testecleese: But yeah, Smith went nuts. He's like, you're out of your mind! He's like, he said that we're undoing all of the border security Trump put into place. He actually said, search the border, you know? Yeah.
- 56:34El Guapo: He's like, and if you missed all of this, then you're not paying enough attention, and again, you probably shouldn't vote if you don't know what's going on.
- 56:41El Guapo: There's fucking videos of it everywhere, dude. Yeah. That's the thing.
- 56:46El Guapo: We are obviously biased.
- 56:49El Guapo: We have our opinions, and we… but we know what the fuck we're talking about.
- 56:53El Guapo: Yeah, because we see what the fuck is going on, like, okay, that's identity.
- 56:57Brian McFadden: Following up politics and paying up attention that, you know, we kinda…
- 57:02Brian McFadden: Have a clue what the fuck's going on, so…
- 57:04El Guapo: Like, at night. Like, at school.
- 57:06Testecleese: I make investments.
- 57:06Repeat Offender: versus emotion?
- 57:07Testecleese: What we do on this show.
- 57:09Brian McFadden: And you got enrich all the time.
- 57:11Repeat Offender: emotions.
- 57:12Testecleese: He made most of my money by following what's going on in the world and going, shit, I should buy this now.
- 57:19Testecleese: Like Twitter, like that Twitter thing, dude.
- 57:22El Guapo: Made so much money, so fast!
- 57:26El Guapo: And…
- 57:26Testecleese: You know, it's the.
- 57:28El Guapo: It's…
- 57:29El Guapo: And we've said this how many times, like, if we just took our own advice, we would all be fucking stinking rich. And then I started doing some small investments, and I made a couple bucks, and I put it aside, and I used that money, you know, and then all of a sudden, I was like, shit, I'm gonna put, like, 5 grand in Twitter. And what, it sold for.
- 57:45Testecleese: 150% of its worth.
- 57:49El Guapo: Yeah.
- 57:50El Guapo: Yeah, well, yeah, that gave me, like, $7,500.
- 57:54El Guapo: And then I turned around and invested that.
- 57:57El Guapo: in something else, graphene, I think, and I sold that at one point.
- 58:01El Guapo: And then, as soon as Trump started talking about tariffs, I sold everything I had overseas and bought all American-made stuff.
- 58:10El Guapo: And, that did well for a long time.
- 58:14El Guapo: Anyway, anyway.
- 58:17El Guapo: This is fascinating. Rhode Island police, or Rhode Island Democrats, propo…
- 58:22Testecleese: are suggesting…
- 58:24El Guapo: that they should ban all ICE members from ever being a police officer in Rhode Island.
- 58:30El Guapo: Trump.
- 58:30Brian McFadden: They're an ICE member.
- 58:32El Guapo: Yes, yes.
- 58:34El Guapo: I just…
- 58:37Testecleese: There's no one.
- 58:38El Guapo: Just because you don't like what they're doing doesn't mean they're not good law enforcement officers.
- 58:43El Guapo: Next.
- 58:43Testecleese: This is the thing a lot of people don't realize. This is the fucking law.
- 58:49Testecleese: You know, and just saying, well, just don't enforce it. Why the fuck do we have the law?
- 58:55El Guapo: Bye.
- 58:56Repeat Offender: You look at Obama, how could he get rid of 3 million people, whatever it was, the number he got rid of? They did the same thing. He turned around at the border.
- 59:04Repeat Offender: Yeah, it wasn't only that, there was still some in here, mate.
- 59:06Testecleese: I know, I know.
- 59:07El Guapo: tactics, it's just that CNN, MSNBC, and all there weren't reporting on it.
- 59:14El Guapo: Yep. Oh, shh, that's the thing, though, is he called himself the Deporter-in-Chief, and how he was gonna, you know…
- 59:20Testecleese: cleaning it all up and everything, and he brings this up to people, I'm like, I never heard that. I'm like, then you play him the video of him calling himself that, and they're like, well, it must have been different. They're like, no! No, here's the problem. You have no idea, you just hate Trump. Yeah. Like, the dude could cheer cancer, and you'd be upset that he put oncologists out of work.
- 59:37El Guapo: Yep.
- 59:37Repeat Offender: Okay, Barbad, they were trying to blame Trump for the kit, like, the cages he made for him.
- 59:42El Guapo: They did that… they did that debate. Biden brought it up, and Trump was like, who built the cages, Joe?
- 59:50El Guapo: Who built them? You did!
- 59:54Brian McFadden: Nobody wants to believe that.
- 59:57Testecleese: Good morning.
- 59:58Testecleese: Yeah, did Alligator Alcatraz ever get closed down?
- 1:00:01Brian McFadden: Yes.
- 1:00:02El Guapo: I did? Okay. I don't… I don't see the issue.
- 1:00:06El Guapo: Honestly, but, like, oh, it's uncomfortable, it's hot. It's fucking Florida! It's always uncomfortable and hot!
- 1:00:14El Guapo: You may as well go to Australia and complain it's fucking hot, too, right?
- 1:00:20El Guapo: I'd see what?
- 1:00:21El Guapo: Free food and water, you can't beat that, even if it's in Florida.
- 1:00:25Testecleese: Which is funny, though, because every time I look at Australia on a map, I'm like, this park down here should get pretty fucking cold, but I've never heard anyone complain about cold in Australia.
- 1:00:33El Guapo: Well, it depends on how close you get to the equator, how close you get.
- 1:00:36Testecleese: Australia's not exactly near the equator, though.
- 1:00:38El Guapo: I know, sorry.
- 1:00:39Testecleese: Southern parts of it.
- 1:00:41El Guapo: Well, yeah. Oh, when you're…
- 1:00:43Repeat Offender: We need to be quiet.
- 1:00:48El Guapo: Yeah, it's a huge fucking.
- 1:00:50Testecleese: laundry.
- 1:00:50El Guapo: Yeah, you have to…
- 1:00:51Testecleese: between Florida and Maine, right?
- 1:00:54El Guapo: Yeah, but you have to look at the map, I mean, on the gloves, and look in the… I know! The southernmost part should get cold.
- 1:01:03Testecleese: Boy, the Kiwis are down the southern part.
- 1:01:06El Guapo: Yeah, they got, they got penguins over there, too, in the south.
- 1:01:11Testecleese: It will. Yeah, but they'll…
- 1:01:12El Guapo: They're warm weather penguins, aren't they?
- 1:01:15Repeat Offender: No, we've got penguins in Tasmania now.
- 1:01:17El Guapo: Don't touch me any.
- 1:01:18Testecleese: And those are Tasanian devils.
- 1:01:20El Guapo: Right now, I tell my kids, like,
- 1:01:26Testecleese: Tell your kids what?
- 1:01:27El Guapo: I told my kid about Tasmania.
- 1:01:31Testecleese: We weren't spinning a joke.
- 1:01:32El Guapo: That's one of my favorite characters.
- 1:01:36Testecleese: You can find all that shit, still.
- 1:01:39El Guapo: We lost.
- 1:01:39Testecleese: What stinks…
- 1:01:40Repeat Offender: Lines and everything?
- 1:01:41Testecleese: Most of the cool cartoons that I watched as a kid.
- 1:01:44El Guapo: They keep moving. Like, Nickelodeon got gobbled up by another company that got gobbled up by another company, and it's like, fuck.
- 1:01:53Testecleese: I just wanna show my kid Rugrats, you know?
- 1:01:56El Guapo: Dude, I remember a docktail, and that's what you learn a lot of… I learned about the solar eclipse, I… I learned about, inflation because of that. I already knew there were inflation, like, oh, okay. And it always stuck with me. When somebody say inflation, I'm like, oh, you mean, like, multiplying money, you know? I'm like, what?
- 1:02:13El Guapo: So, they used to sh- they showed good things in the shows, dude.
- 1:02:18Repeat Offender: In a Bavarian.
- 1:02:19El Guapo: Her voice, and of the bear.
- 1:02:20El Guapo: Ana Barbera?
- 1:02:21Brian McFadden: I think in Zimbabwe.
- 1:02:24Testecleese: I think Zimbabwe was the best,
- 1:02:26Testecleese: Example you could bring up these days about inflation, though.
- 1:02:30Brian McFadden: You still got… hyperinflation.
- 1:02:32El Guapo: I don't know where it is, dude. I might have left it in Hampton, I might have left it in… 1,000? 1,000 trillion?
- 1:02:38Brian McFadden: No.
- 1:02:38Testecleese: A hundred trillion dollar bill.
- 1:02:40El Guapo: Dude, you know… nevermind.
- 1:02:42Testecleese: A thousand trillions would be a quadrillion.
- 1:02:46El Guapo: You can still buy it. You could probably still find one of those bills in one of the coin stores to sell it, like, you know, for… You could buy them online these days, but I bought mine for $5. American.
- 1:02:57Testecleese: And now… now that it's not actual currency.
- 1:03:00El Guapo: that you spend a bottle. It's… you're gonna spend, like, 50 bucks to get one now, and I was like, yeah.
- 1:03:05Testecleese: Yeah, it's not…
- 1:03:06El Guapo: It's not the same.
- 1:03:07Testecleese: I got one for $5.
- 1:03:08El Guapo: You could've probably sold it for 45 now.
- 1:03:12El Guapo: Yeah, it's like, I could take this $100 trillion bill and go buy a coffee. You know?
- 1:03:17Testecleese: And not a good coffee, either. We're talking McDonald's coffee, okay?
- 1:03:22Brian McFadden: So what do you think about ICE banning, Republican.
- 1:03:25El Guapo: That's the bar, staff, or…
- 1:03:27Brian McFadden: for allegedly posing as an attorney to visit detainees… detainees. They were… he's basically… they were basically going in there and giving him…
- 1:03:36Brian McFadden: Obama… You smuggled the phone in! They were smuggling phones in.
- 1:03:39Testecleese: smugg.
- 1:03:40El Guapo: I rested, I rested.
- 1:03:42Testecleese: Absolutely, and the best part is, you can go ahead and say, I didn't. There's fucking security footage, and they showed the log of this person signed in over and over again.
- 1:03:51El Guapo: Hold on. So, he was giving a phone to Maduro.
- 1:03:57Testecleese: I doubt it was Maduro.
- 1:03:58El Guapo: Who do I spoge fund to?
- 1:04:00Brian McFadden: All the other detainees that were in there.
- 1:04:04Testecleese: Yeah, the rapists and killers that got picked up.
- 1:04:06El Guapo: Dude, this is the type of people you make a simp out of, is send it to fucking Leavenworth to get it to Cuba. Well, you can't just send anyone to Leavensworth.
- 1:04:15El Guapo: I mean, another word about cancer, one time was terrorism.
- 1:04:19Brian McFadden: Going at a good time, though, either.
- 1:04:20El Guapo: Damn.
- 1:04:21El Guapo: You need to scare the fuck out of these people. If you got no fear, they're just gonna keep doing it, you know?
- 1:04:27Brian McFadden: It's a Democrat thing.
- 1:04:29El Guapo: Yeah, this is a federal, yeah!
- 1:04:32Testecleese: So, they could make an example.
- 1:04:33El Guapo: Yeah, terrorism. I wouldn't say that terrorism, but, like…
- 1:04:38Testecleese: Falsifying this stuff, giving, unlicensed.
- 1:04:41Brian McFadden: I would definitely think you're gonna go…
- 1:04:44El Guapo: You're gonna go… you're gonna be charged with multiple charges, protection.
- 1:04:50Brian McFadden: Pretending to be an attorney.
- 1:04:51El Guapo: And…
- 1:04:52Brian McFadden: Smuggling cell phones into a…
- 1:04:55El Guapo: The very secure building.
- 1:04:56Brian McFadden: Period.
- 1:04:57El Guapo: Yeah.
- 1:04:58El Guapo: I mean, what if they use up for a bomb, then it's terrorism. You don't know that.
- 1:05:03Testecleese: For all you know, they're using the phone to set off a bomb.
- 1:05:05El Guapo: Yeah, so, terrorism. Fuck it.
- 1:05:08El Guapo: That's what I stick it with. That's the heel I'm gonna die on.
- 1:05:12Testecleese: How come no one has brought up that all these terror attacks that popped up nationwide from Irani people?
- 1:05:18El Guapo: How come I was brought up?
- 1:05:19Testecleese: illegal immigration that let them in the fucking country in the first place.
- 1:05:22El Guapo: The Sierra Leone, the one of the OD Sierra Leone.
- 1:05:26El Guapo: Yeah, Texas, there was that… there was a shooting at, ODU, right? That was an Islamic…
- 1:05:32Testecleese: A rainy guy.
- 1:05:33El Guapo: There's one that goes under the radar.
- 1:05:35Brian McFadden: Noted on in his last show.
- 1:05:37Testecleese: We do, but no one else is connecting it to the people being allowed across the border unchecked.
- 1:05:42El Guapo: Don't want to do that, because…
- 1:05:44Testecleese: No one wants to bring up these sleeper cells.
- 1:05:48El Guapo: Guarding the country by simply walking across the border.
- 1:05:51Testecleese: And they're just not leaving.
- 1:05:52El Guapo: The one ODU that he was, National Guard, so…
- 1:05:58Testecleese: He let this guy out of prison!
- 1:06:00El Guapo: Oh, that was so funny. Convicted of ISIS ties. Terrorist ties. Terrorism.
- 1:06:06Brian McFadden: And then he let him back into the… they didn't let… they let him back into the…
- 1:06:12El Guapo: What do you? Pileage system by, like, a waiver.
- 1:06:16El Guapo: Yeah, you know who posts that fucking stuff like that? Democrats.
- 1:06:21Testecleese: It's just crazy, it's like the guy is a convicted terrorist, and now you're gonna let him join the National Guard. You're gonna train him how to use a rifle.
- 1:06:28El Guapo: No.
- 1:06:29Testecleese: Give him a run.
- 1:06:29El Guapo: That was before.
- 1:06:32El Guapo: He was already in the National Guard.
- 1:06:35Brian McFadden: I was in the National Guard before everything.
- 1:06:37El Guapo: They take that away from you once you get convicted of terrorism. They don't want you to stay in.
- 1:06:42El Guapo: Oh, yeah.
- 1:06:44El Guapo: No, but he got enrolled in college because…
- 1:06:47Brian McFadden: Because he had a waiver from the federal government to be in college.
- 1:06:54Testecleese: Was that person a legal citizen?
- 1:06:56El Guapo: Yeah.
- 1:06:57El Guapo: Okay.
- 1:06:59Testecleese: Citizenship does matter.
- 1:07:01El Guapo: Yeah, but… yeah.
- 1:07:05Testecleese: But you get busted for terrorism, you should lose your citizenship, or be in prison forever.
- 1:07:10El Guapo: That's not a good idea. Well, we'll have to be careful, what do you consider terrorists, you know? Like, what if, the…
- 1:07:16Testecleese: Helping ICE blow up a building.
- 1:07:18El Guapo: one of the J6 guys was a citizenship, you know, they're like, oh, he's a terrorist, so we're gonna take his citizenship and send it back where he came from.
- 1:07:28El Guapo: Because, you know, if you use it, the Democrats are gonna use it, too.
- 1:07:32El Guapo: They put…
- 1:07:33Testecleese: Put people in jail without trial for 3 years.
- 1:07:36El Guapo: And that's what I said. Yeah, that's what I said.
- 1:07:39Brian McFadden: Territory.
- 1:07:40El Guapo: Yeah. They're already doing it, dude.
- 1:07:43El Guapo: That's what gets me, too, is…
- 1:07:44Testecleese: You bring up how the Republicans should nuke the filibuster, and then it's like, the Democrats will just abuse it. It's like, they're gonna nuke it anyway as soon as they're in office again. They do it every time!
- 1:07:54El Guapo: Yep. That's true.
- 1:07:57El Guapo: But the other thing, they do fucking come out with these rules, and they always back the Democrats in the ass, too, so…
- 1:08:05El Guapo: So, Senator Man just voted to advance, Former Senator… Marco Wayne Mullen as.
- 1:08:15Brian McFadden: Trump's home lane.
- 1:08:16El Guapo: Oh, he got confirmed?
- 1:08:19Repeat Offender: No, possibly.
- 1:08:20Brian McFadden: He was the only Democrat that did, and even there are Republicans that vote against him in committee.
- 1:08:25El Guapo: Who was that?
- 1:08:28Repeat Offender: Pulling pizza.
- 1:08:29El Guapo: You did it.
- 1:08:30Testecleese: I don't think he is a former senator, I think he's.
- 1:08:32El Guapo: He's a senator! …the Oklahoma representatives right now. Yeah. Yeah.
- 1:08:37Repeat Offender: Jeez.
- 1:08:37Brian McFadden: We haven't resigned?
- 1:08:39El Guapo: I think he don't have.
- 1:08:41Testecleese: Not until he gets the.
- 1:08:41El Guapo: See, officially.
- 1:08:43Brian McFadden: Alright, whatever.
- 1:08:44Repeat Offender: Not yet.
- 1:08:44Brian McFadden: You know what I mean?
- 1:08:45Repeat Offender: civil senator.
- 1:08:46Repeat Offender: Yeah. Now, Ren, Paul had that big souk about it, did you see that?
- 1:08:50Testecleese: No…
- 1:08:51Brian McFadden: He does not have a ton of personality.
- 1:08:54El Guapo: Just…
- 1:08:55Testecleese: I don't give a shit.
- 1:08:56El Guapo: The straight cup.
- 1:08:57Repeat Offender: You think you're.
- 1:08:58Brian McFadden: Do better than Chrissy Noem.
- 1:09:00El Guapo: Yeah…
- 1:09:02Testecleese: Christine Ohm was more worried about taking glamour pics than doing her damn job.
- 1:09:06El Guapo: The Barbie… Barbie… Ice Barbie.
- 1:09:10Repeat Offender: To be fair to Kristi Noem, like, Trump did say to her, you've got a job to do, go and do it.
- 1:09:15Testecleese: Yeah.
- 1:09:15Repeat Offender: She was under the pump. She had to get people out.
- 1:09:18Testecleese: No, I mean how she made it a point of doing, like, press things, like, she rode a horse up a mountain with a Stetson hat, you know, it's like…
- 1:09:26El Guapo: What was that?
- 1:09:27Repeat Offender: $8 million advertisement or something, was it?
- 1:09:29El Guapo: Yeah, there's a…
- 1:09:30El Guapo: Actually, yeah, it wasn't a ton of money for a nationwide commercial, honestly. But still, it's like…
- 1:09:38Brian McFadden: It wasn't worldwide. It wasn't nationwide.
- 1:09:42El Guapo: I didn't see these commercials, but I don't…
- 1:09:45El Guapo: have, base… I don't have any kind of cable or anything, you know what I mean?
- 1:09:49Testecleese: I don't get a whole lot of commercials.
- 1:09:52Testecleese: Where are people seeing commercials these days, anyway?
- 1:09:57Brian McFadden: The internet.
- 1:09:57Testecleese: Do people still have, like, cable?
- 1:10:00Testecleese: Is that a thing?
- 1:10:02El Guapo: Yeah.
- 1:10:03Brian McFadden: I do.
- 1:10:03Repeat Offender: between podcasts.
- 1:10:06Testecleese: Yeah, I guess, when you… if you're not paying subscription fees, you're gonna watch commercials on your podcasts and, videos.
- 1:10:13Repeat Offender: But, like, explanation stuff?
- 1:10:16Testecleese: Netflix, Hulu, Peacock.
- 1:10:20Brian McFadden: Netflix is the only one I don't have commercials on still, but…
- 1:10:24El Guapo: They're coming.
- 1:10:26Testecleese: Yeah, Hulu, I think I had to pay an extra 3 bucks a month to get ad-free.
- 1:10:30El Guapo: Not worth it.
- 1:10:33Brian McFadden: Amazon just changed it, like, if you want to be ad-free, and ad-free is, like, an extra $10 a month, you know?
- 1:10:40El Guapo: Yeah.
- 1:10:41Testecleese: I will say, though, for the most part, most of these companies are doing their commercials between episodes, when you're, like, watching, like, an entire season. It doesn't stop mid-episode, for the most part.
- 1:10:53Repeat Offender: So's the man.
- 1:10:54El Guapo: Johnny Legends it?
- 1:10:55Repeat Offender: Save your money, take a piss break when you need one during the ads.
- 1:10:58El Guapo: Well, it's funny, because I was talking to my 6-year-old about this with the wife there.
- 1:11:04El Guapo: And I was like, when I was a boy.
- 1:11:06El Guapo: the show would just stop, and commercials would come on for, like, 3 to 5 minutes. And she's like, what? I was like, yeah. And then someone would go to run to the bathroom, or they'd go to do something in the kitchen, and you'd hear someone else yell.
- 1:11:18El Guapo: Hitting your back.
- 1:11:20Testecleese: I'm running back in to watch the show, to watch Urkel on Friday night, you know?
- 1:11:24Repeat Offender: That's universal, mate, that one. That's a universal thing.
- 1:11:27El Guapo: Yeah, and she's just, look, she's like, this… she didn't believe me, either.
- 1:11:31El Guapo: She's like, no! I was like, yes! I was like, we.
- 1:11:34Repeat Offender: Yeah, we had water.
- 1:11:36El Guapo: The phone rang, we had to pick it up off the wall, and then find out who was calling.
- 1:11:40Brian McFadden: No, I had a… I'm so old, I had a touch dial… I had to dial my phone number.
- 1:11:46Testecleese: I had a.
- 1:11:48El Guapo: And it's nothing you're set as far as when you pistol with someone, you smash the receiver down, was it? Oh, that big, heavy…
- 1:11:54Testecleese: Receiver up down… yeah, the phone right down the receiver, and…
- 1:11:58Repeat Offender: You know.
- 1:11:59Testecleese: Slam it down, you'd hear it RING! Yup! I'm gonna hit the bells inside.
- 1:12:05Testecleese: Yeah, well, I'm gonna very angrily hit end call on my cell phone, you know?
- 1:12:10Repeat Offender: And we had to walk across Shagpole carpets to change the channels.
- 1:12:15Testecleese: Yeah.
- 1:12:15Testecleese: The youngest always did that one.
- 1:12:19Testecleese: Or even more fun was the…
- 1:12:21Testecleese: Alright, you, you move the rabbit ear that way a little bit.
- 1:12:24Testecleese: move the other one this way a little bit. All right, we got picture. And they let go, he's like, sorry, you gotta sit there and hold it.
- 1:12:31Repeat Offender: We'll adjust that little frequency switch a little bit, just to get them tuned. Yeah, tune it in.
- 1:12:35Brian McFadden: Anything about the, immigration judge that ordered the…
- 1:12:39Brian McFadden: New York City Council employees deportation.
- 1:12:44Testecleese: The guy's here illegally, and they're all upset in New York, like, you can't do that! It's like, yes!
- 1:12:51Testecleese: The man shouldn't even be here, what's he doing on the city council?
- 1:12:55Brian McFadden: Exactly. Yep.
- 1:12:59Testecleese: Tell me, man… Aren't… we are gonna follow the destruction of New York the whole time?
- 1:13:05Testecleese: It's gone.
- 1:13:07Testecleese: Oh, it's going fast once it did Mondani. He promised everything would cost less.
- 1:13:12Brian McFadden: And everything's going up! Up, up, up, up.
- 1:13:15Testecleese: So you have… it costs more to buy your goods, and you have less money to spend.
- 1:13:20Brian McFadden: Yeah.
- 1:13:21Testecleese: And that's… here's the best part.
- 1:13:22Brian McFadden: And I don't care what Hochul says, nobody's moving back.
- 1:13:26Brian McFadden: No. Nobody that's no billionaire, no millionaire is moving back to New York State.
- 1:13:31Repeat Offender: If you need to.
- 1:13:32Testecleese: Why would you need to? Like, realistically, the billionaires aren't working In person, in an office.
- 1:13:39Testecleese: You know what I mean?
- 1:13:40Brian McFadden: Yeah.
- 1:13:41Testecleese: So why would you go to New York and pay their tax?
- 1:13:44Repeat Offender: Once you jump a fence and find the other side's greener.
- 1:13:47Repeat Offender: You're gonna stay there, aren't you?
- 1:13:48Testecleese: Oh, shit, I get to keep my money? And then that money gets dumped into these other communities instead.
- 1:13:55Repeat Offender: Yep.
- 1:13:58Testecleese: But yeah,
- 1:14:00Testecleese: the price, everything's going up, people have less money to spend, and they're all saying, what's going on? You promised, you know, the poor would be better off. It's like, yeah.
- 1:14:08Testecleese: Do you realize that if you can afford to pay your rent every month on time, pay your bills every month on time.
- 1:14:16Testecleese: Then you're rich.
- 1:14:18Testecleese: These people don't realize that.
- 1:14:21Testecleese: They… they… everyone always pictures rich as having way more money than they do. No one considers themselves rich, basically, until they have, like, $100 million of net worth.
- 1:14:30Brian McFadden: road.
- 1:14:31Testecleese: Like, Brian called me rich earlier. I am by no means rich.
- 1:14:36Testecleese: I have some assets, yes.
- 1:14:39Testecleese: But I don't have a fucking Scrooge McDuck-style money bin that I go swimming through gold coins in, you know what I mean?
- 1:14:46Repeat Offender: You're right, mate, as long as you live comfortable, look, at the end of the day, rich people aren't going to take their millions to heaven or hell.
- 1:14:53Repeat Offender: You know what I mean?
- 1:14:54Testecleese: No, my cho- my children get my… my net worth when I die.
- 1:14:58Repeat Offender: Yeah, but the thing is, you're not going to take it with you, you know what I mean? Like, so money's irrelevant. As long as you're happy and you're content in life, as you said, you pay your bills, you're eating food, you've got a roof over your head.
- 1:15:10Testecleese: The problem, though, is those folks in New York that said, I'm comfortable, but I'm not super wealthy, are super wealthy compared to the homeless guy.
- 1:15:18Testecleese: And they didn't take that into account. So now these people who were doing okay are now barely scraping by, because they're paying for the homeless guy to friggin' scream at a cat and drink a 40 of, Colt 45, you know?
- 1:15:33Testecleese: Speaking of Cult 45, Afro Man just won his legal case.
- 1:15:38Repeat Offender: Oh, I saw that.
- 1:15:39Testecleese: Yeah, you remember Avro Man?
- 1:15:42Repeat Offender: And I got a good time.
- 1:15:43Testecleese: Yeah, but because I got high.
- 1:15:45Brian McFadden: Because of God!
- 1:15:47Testecleese: Yeah, that's average.
- 1:15:48Brian McFadden: That was a great song.
- 1:15:49Testecleese: Yeah, it was his debut hit.
- 1:15:51Testecleese: His house got raided 3 years ago by the county sheriff's department.
- 1:15:57Testecleese: So he released an album called Yellow Pound Cake, and it's all… the entire album is about the cops, in particular, by name, who came into his house. Like, he called the lady there a lesbian who's sleeping with the other cops' wives.
- 1:16:12El Guapo: Damn.
- 1:16:12Testecleese: The one fat guy, he's like, he came into my house and saw my, my, lemon pound cake, and he ate it all.
- 1:16:21Testecleese: So, no, so the cops sued him for defamation.
- 1:16:24El Guapo: And the entire jury was like, bullshit and threw it out. The jury was like, nope, garbage, this is absolutely insane.
- 1:16:33El Guapo: No, go ahead, go ahead, go ahead.
- 1:16:34Testecleese: No, no, I thought it was hilarious.
- 1:16:36El Guapo: Oh, yeah.
- 1:16:37Testecleese: day.
- 1:16:38El Guapo: Oh, dude, I heard about it a couple days ago. He wearing the fucking All-America flag, sweet. And he… dude…
- 1:16:44Testecleese: Song-wise.
- 1:16:46El Guapo: This is what I call pointed justice, dude.
- 1:16:53Testecleese: Yeah, and then he, then he actually sang one of the songs that everyone was upset about, and the mom's trying to act all offended.
- 1:16:59El Guapo: Yeah, well… Public figures, they came into my house, they stole his money, apparently. $400.
- 1:17:06El Guapo: So… Yeah, no, no, but I said, yeah, like, it was $400 and stuff. But, .
- 1:17:13Testecleese: 400 bucks, got.
- 1:17:14El Guapo: Oh yeah!
- 1:17:15El Guapo: Yeah. Yeah, but the cops at the defense, like, oh, they violated our privacy. You fucking stole his fucking house!
- 1:17:23El Guapo: Here's what's crazy, is they cut the secure… his personal home… Security feed.
- 1:17:29Testecleese: Why would… why would you cut a security fee unless you intend on doing something that you don't want seen?
- 1:17:37El Guapo: Nike.
- 1:17:37Testecleese: Shouldn't the cops have been like, yeah, alright, keep it on, make sure… keep us honest, right?
- 1:17:42El Guapo: Yeah.
- 1:17:43El Guapo: No, they, they…
- 1:17:44Testecleese: And they literally cut a wire, like old school wire, it wasn't wireless.
- 1:17:48El Guapo: And I was like, fuck, they smashed his door down, be like, no, you guys gotta fix my door, you guys gotta…
- 1:17:53Testecleese: reinstall my security system, and I want my fucking $400 back.
- 1:17:57El Guapo: And, like, what was, like, they didn't find nothing, too, you know, like, whatever the… kidnapping and drug smuggle are drug…
- 1:18:05El Guapo: I guess…
- 1:18:07Testecleese: Going or dealing or whatever, right.
- 1:18:08El Guapo: You know, if you listen to the song, if you listen to the song at the end of the song, I was listening to a lawyer, I was talking about this, like, he even told you at the end of the song, it's like, I end up on the street because I got high, so he tells you you don't get high because you're gonna lose a lot of things in life, you know? Oh, yeah.
- 1:18:26Testecleese: you, but then I got hot.
- 1:18:27El Guapo: too, but then I got hide.
- 1:18:31Testecleese: off, and I know why.
- 1:18:32El Guapo: Oh, yeah, because he got ha-ha.
- 1:18:34Testecleese: I guess I got hot.
- 1:18:35El Guapo: He's giving everybody a lesson, you know? Don't get high, because you're gonna lose all these fucking things, you know?
- 1:18:41Testecleese: And you know what, there's nothing wrong with smoking a little.
- 1:18:43El Guapo: pot.
- 1:18:44El Guapo: But… I got this from South Park, actually, but…
- 1:18:48Testecleese: It makes you okay with being lazy, and if you do it too much, you'll wake up one day 20 years later, and realize you've done nothing with your life.
- 1:18:54El Guapo: Yeah.
- 1:18:56El Guapo: And then you go to New York and say.
- 1:18:58El Guapo: Buy me more pot so I can sit around and do nothing.
- 1:19:04El Guapo: Oh, check this out!
- 1:19:06El Guapo: This, the Republicans pushed through a Deporting Fraudsters Act, people that are busted for, like.
- 1:19:11El Guapo: Scamming the system.
- 1:19:13El Guapo: Yeah. That are here illegally, are at the head of the line. Fucking… Democrats voted against it.
- 1:19:21El Guapo: Good thing…
- 1:19:22Brian McFadden: But this is not House of Representative, it's not like through…
- 1:19:26El Guapo: the Senate, so it's not, like, up for a vote, up for becoming a law type deal.
- 1:19:31Testecleese: Not yet.
- 1:19:34Brian McFadden: He's never gonna get through the Senate.
- 1:19:37El Guapo: And that makes you ask them, why is it okay to come here illegally and scam the people?
- 1:19:45El Guapo: And make yourself rich.
- 1:19:47El Guapo: Yeah. Because I'm not allowed to scam people. We, like I said, we just had a guy here in West Virginia who's going to prison.
- 1:19:53El Guapo: For fraud.
- 1:19:55Brian McFadden: Is he? Because he's in Florida now.
- 1:19:58El Guapo: D.
- 1:19:59Testecleese: It's still a federal thing, abusing COVID relief funds.
- 1:20:03El Guapo: Alright. Yeah.
- 1:20:06Testecleese: Yeah, so he's gonna be in a federal prison, not even a state prison.
- 1:20:09El Guapo: There's no parole in federal.
- 1:20:13Testecleese: There's not? I didn't know that.
- 1:20:15El Guapo: And… what's up with this,
- 1:20:19El Guapo: What's going on with Homeland Security, honestly?
- 1:20:22El Guapo: Oh, what's going on?
- 1:20:23Testecleese: Is nobody getting paid at all? And all I'm hearing about is people complaining about TSA.
- 1:20:27El Guapo: Yeah, TSA is the… TSA is the main…
- 1:20:31Brian McFadden: organization that people deal with the most, because they're in all the airports.
- 1:20:35El Guapo: Yeah…
- 1:20:37Brian McFadden: I've got a lot of people that are, like, calling out sick because they're not getting paid, and they're doing DoorDash, they're doing this, and they're doing that to try to pay the bills.
- 1:20:45El Guapo: I think this is a major security thing, they need to.
- 1:20:48Brian McFadden: The airport lines are going through the roof, so…
- 1:20:51El Guapo: The FTSA need to get paid by this airport, and they get a little fraction from the dollar. Ice is not the biggest deal, because…
- 1:20:58Brian McFadden: Trump, in the last, like, budget deal they pushed through, he front-loaded a ton of money for ICE.
- 1:21:05El Guapo: Because he probably proceeded this like, yeah, I don't want them to fucking put me at, you know…
- 1:21:09Testecleese: Is that why ICE is still getting paid? It's because they don't put money aside.
- 1:21:12Brian McFadden: Money was… money was set aside for us, yeah.
- 1:21:15Testecleese: And I like what Guapo said, make, make security a…
- 1:21:19El Guapo: What's an airport issue?
- 1:21:21Testecleese: But with federal regulations.
- 1:21:23El Guapo: Yeah, yeah, like, okay…
- 1:21:25Brian McFadden: See that way!
- 1:21:26Testecleese: I know! It was so easy to get on a plane too, wasn't it?
- 1:21:34El Guapo: Actually, it's funny, Brian and I were talking about flying earlier, before we got on the show today.
- 1:21:38El Guapo: Doesn't matter much, but…
- 1:21:41El Guapo: Anyway, interesting news, Venezuela has taken its first ever baseball classic.
- 1:21:49El Guapo: You know,
- 1:21:51Testecleese: we're competition.
- 1:21:51Brian McFadden: And they beat the U.S.
- 1:21:53El Guapo: Yeah, but most.
- 1:21:53Testecleese: U.S.
- 1:21:54El Guapo: But most of them were, like, Americans, too.
- 1:21:58Testecleese: I don't know.
- 1:21:58El Guapo: Yeah, like, the Italian… the Italians were a bunch of Americans, too.
- 1:22:04Testecleese: You don't have to be a citizen to compete?
- 1:22:06El Guapo: No, but if you got, like, a.
- 1:22:09Brian McFadden: What country do you want to choose?
- 1:22:10El Guapo: Yeah, if you got heritage from that country, you could blame for them.
- 1:22:15El Guapo: How many?
- 1:22:15Testecleese: MLB players competed in this competition.
- 1:22:18El Guapo: Probably a good ho.
- 1:22:20Testecleese: I don't know, because remember back in the day, professional athletes were not allowed.
- 1:22:23El Guapo: to compete in the Olympics. Yeah, Bob, it depends, I think, the sport, because NFL is different than the Major League Baseball. Well, soccer too, so…
- 1:22:34El Guapo: Oh.
- 1:22:36Testecleese: Like hockey, for example.
- 1:22:39El Guapo: There were no professional hockey players in the Olympics until, like, 15 or 20 years… oh, shit.
- 1:22:45El Guapo: God.
- 1:22:45Testecleese: 5 years ago.
- 1:22:46El Guapo: Yeah, but most of those hockey players are Canadians, too, so they go back to Canada and play over there.
- 1:22:50Testecleese: Not most of them, a lot of them.
- 1:22:51El Guapo: Yeah, it'll…
- 1:22:52Testecleese: Russians… there was a huge Russian surge in the United States with hockey players, too, like Kasatalmov.
- 1:22:58Testecleese: Because the Russians always have a great hockey team, let's be real.
- 1:23:01El Guapo: Yeah, I know. They have an amazing hockey team every time.
- 1:23:05El Guapo: Shit, look, the last two times…
- 1:23:08El Guapo: The men won gold at hockey.
- 1:23:10Testecleese: They had to defeat the Russians to take it, and…
- 1:23:13El Guapo: You know.
- 1:23:14Testecleese: Supposed to be an unbeatable team, right?
- 1:23:16Brian McFadden: Yep.
- 1:23:18El Guapo: But on the topic of Venezuela here, Chevron and Shell are about to make the same fucking mistake they made last time in Venezuela. Was.
- 1:23:27Testecleese: They're about to make a deal with the country to set up, refineries and drilling sites and everything else.
- 1:23:34El Guapo: This is what they did before, and then Chavez… Took over the country.
- 1:23:39El Guapo: And seized all, what, billions of dollars worth of, stuff from these companies.
- 1:23:45El Guapo: Now… This woman that's in charge now seems to be playing ball.
- 1:23:51El Guapo: Because of what happened with Maduro. Yeah, she don't want to get snatched in the middle of the night.
- 1:23:55El Guapo: Yeah, but what's to say that some other frickin' dictator doesn't just rise up and do it again and…
- 1:24:00Testecleese: 5, 10 years, after these guys have invested $5 billion in setting up an industry.
- 1:24:05El Guapo: There's already a precedent, so, you know…
- 1:24:09El Guapo: Dude, Trump right now took us from the… where were we before? To the fucking top military… I don't know, everybody, dude.
- 1:24:18Testecleese: We always have it.
- 1:24:19El Guapo: Yeah, but nobody… Yeah, but that's why Russia's like, whatever, you know, do the… No, no, no, let's go back, let's go back. The military was gay for a while, dude, we have fucking gay commercials and stuff, okay?
- 1:24:31Testecleese: I got two moms, and I joined the army.
- 1:24:33El Guapo: Yeah, so now… now! Now, fucking, the way shit go, everybody's like, I wanna go, I wanna sign up, you know?
- 1:24:41El Guapo: Yep.
- 1:24:43Repeat Offender: defense department to the War Department.
- 1:24:45El Guapo: Yeah, remember we talked about it, like, a while ago? I'll go, like, we need to change the name to War Department. Yeah, no, no, that's never gonna happen. I think you're the one who told me that.
- 1:24:54Testecleese: I didn't think it was gonna happen, because.
- 1:24:55El Guapo: down.
- 1:24:56Testecleese: It's like they're… but their business is war.
- 1:24:58El Guapo: Yeah! Go fuckin' kid…
- 1:25:00Testecleese: Department of War.
- 1:25:01El Guapo: Yeah, go fucking kill, and don't fucking rebuild structures, like… like the way that Venezuela did it, they fucking snatched everybody, they snatched Maduro, killed a bunch of people, destroyed a lot of shit, they're not responsible to build it. You build it yourself, you know?
- 1:25:15Repeat Offender: But it's the way they did it too, mate. It's how they went in.
- 1:25:18El Guapo: Precise. Yeah, precisely because you're… yeah.
- 1:25:22El Guapo: Dude, and everybody was talking about it because they wanted to be part of it, you know? Like, damn, I wish I was their part of that shit, you know?
- 1:25:29Repeat Offender: And that's how you build a… that's how you build an army, Mike.
- 1:25:31El Guapo: Yeah. I hope I support that successfully. Well, yeah. Well, see, I think that's a big issue we're having right now, is,
- 1:25:39El Guapo: MAGA still strongly supports.
- 1:25:42Testecleese: Trump's moves in Iran.
- 1:25:44El Guapo: But your moderates, your independents, your disaffected liberals are not fans of this.
- 1:25:51El Guapo: Yeah, but you know what, he's…
- 1:25:52Brian McFadden: Because Trump promised no foreign wars.
- 1:25:55El Guapo: Well, but there's no troops on the ground, stuff like that, too.
- 1:25:59Testecleese: That's bullshit, too, and we're getting into that tonight.
- 1:26:02El Guapo: Yeah, but I said, like, he's cleaning up the mess that everybody left behind for, like, the last 60 years.
- 1:26:09Testecleese: Yeah, it's in 1979, right?
- 1:26:11El Guapo: Yeah, dude, you can… dude, who's good enough? Venezuela, Cuba, and fucking Iran. Wow, hold on, hold on.
- 1:26:16El Guapo: I wanna say, first of all.
- 1:26:19Testecleese: Venezuela and Cuba, this is something that we've been ignoring on the show, but Cuba, we've blockaded Cuba.
- 1:26:25El Guapo: Yeah. It's not an embargo, we've blockaded them. Nothing in or out.
- 1:26:30Testecleese: That island is blacked out right now, the whole island.
- 1:26:33El Guapo: Yeah.
- 1:26:35El Guapo: They're folding now, they're about to get on board and join OPEC.
- 1:26:40El Guapo: or not necessarily join OPEC, but start using the U.S. dollar to trade oil.
- 1:26:44Testecleese: Instead of going through bricks.
- 1:26:46El Guapo: Yeah.
- 1:26:47Repeat Offender: I told you freaks is never saying I told you last time I spoke.
- 1:26:50El Guapo: So, I'm telling you, though, the reason why…
- 1:26:54El Guapo: The reason why he did Venezuela when he did, and then Cuba.
- 1:26:58El Guapo: was so that we went into Iran.
- 1:27:01El Guapo: the oil would not spike nearly as much, because now we've already opened up all the oil in Venezuela to be.
- 1:27:07Testecleese: available.
- 1:27:08Testecleese: That's why gas is $3.50 and not $8.
- 1:27:12El Guapo: Yeah.
- 1:27:13Repeat Offender: And do you want another thing?
- 1:27:14El Guapo: Unless, unless you're a county.
- 1:27:16Testecleese: That's different, that's the.
- 1:27:17Repeat Offender: You know what he's done here besides destroyed bricks?
- 1:27:20El Guapo: He's gonna get you guys out of NATO.
- 1:27:22Repeat Offender: He set the trailer.
- 1:27:23Testecleese: I… I think that might happen, and I don't know if that's a great idea, honestly.
- 1:27:27Repeat Offender: I think that's a good idea.
- 1:27:29Testecleese: But NATO's not doing shit to help us.
- 1:27:32Repeat Offender: NATO is the United States. If you guys weren't there, NATO would be nothing.
- 1:27:36Testecleese: It'd be, it would, yeah, it wouldn't exist within a couple years.
- 1:27:39El Guapo: It would be nothing. They're not paying their right monies.
- 1:27:42Repeat Offender: Even though they say they would, they still haven't put that money in yet. You guys are profiting their money.
- 1:27:46El Guapo: France… was it France that did?
- 1:27:48Testecleese: And France actually sent an aircraft carrier over to the, the Gulf.
- 1:27:53El Guapo: the, they, yep. Not the Gulf.
- 1:27:55Testecleese: Yes, I guess.
- 1:27:57El Guapo: And the ex-Prime Minister of the Netherlands, he's going, oh, we're now looking at ways to go and help the United States. Trump said we don't need to help.
- 1:28:05Repeat Offender: Yeah, but…
- 1:28:05El Guapo: long time with us.
- 1:28:06El Guapo: You didn't come? He's a cat.
- 1:28:09Testecleese: Yeah, exactly, we're taking it, you're not getting a fucking penny of it now.
- 1:28:13El Guapo: But here's the crazy thing, is apparently Denmark…
- 1:28:16Testecleese: has had this plan in place, and has been prepared to fucking blow up the runways in Greenland to stop the United States from invading.
- 1:28:24El Guapo: It's like.
- 1:28:25Testecleese: If anyone genuinely thought there was gonna be a Greenland invasion for the United States, they're fucking nuts.
- 1:28:30Testecleese: Okay.
- 1:28:31El Guapo: Yes, mate. Anyway, lads, I've got to go, but I'll, thanks for letting us on.
- 1:28:36Brian McFadden: Not litter.
- 1:28:37Testecleese: It's fun, man.
- 1:28:37Repeat Offender: Take Blake back from work. Thanks, guys.
- 1:28:39El Guapo: Alright, man, later. Bye.
- 1:28:42El Guapo: But yeah, if you think that we're actually gonna invade and take over Greenland, you already mind. That was…
- 1:28:47El Guapo: I s-.
- 1:28:49Brian McFadden: We got an article in here someplace where they were gonna blow up the airstrips in Greenland.
- 1:28:54Testecleese: Yeah, Denmark reportedly sent troops with explosives to Greenland amid U.S. threats.
- 1:28:58Brian McFadden: Yeah.
- 1:29:00El Guapo: Yep.
- 1:29:00Testecleese: Literally what I was just talking about.
- 1:29:05Testecleese: But with everything that's going on right now…
- 1:29:07El Guapo: We talk about.
- 1:29:08Brian McFadden: Cuba?
- 1:29:09El Guapo: Yeah, we just did. Yes.
- 1:29:11El Guapo: Yep.
- 1:29:12El Guapo: We tied it in.
- 1:29:14Testecleese: I made the point that I think the reason why we.
- 1:29:15El Guapo: Cuba and Venezuela when we did.
- 1:29:18El Guapo: To, like, often…
- 1:29:20Testecleese: to open up the oil flow before Iran happened, which makes me think that this was planned way further advanced than anyone.
- 1:29:27El Guapo: Probably, probably when he was running for president, he was like, hey, how should we do this? Do we have to do this?
- 1:29:32Testecleese: If we do this and this, it'll keep gas at least.
- 1:29:34El Guapo: Yeah.
- 1:29:34Testecleese: Affordable enough, you know?
- 1:29:36El Guapo: Yeah.
- 1:29:37El Guapo: This probably was in the talks for, like, year… a year, dude. And once he got in charge of the commander-in-chief, then he went to talk to the… start cleaning up all the fucking, the leakers and generals, they're not gonna be, you know? Then he, like, okay, man, this is my mission, how can we… how can we succeed at this, you know?
- 1:29:58Brian McFadden: Now we got the Pentagon seeking $200 billion more for the war effort.
- 1:30:03El Guapo: Well…
- 1:30:04Testecleese: Not necessarily for the war effort, they want to replenish everything used.
- 1:30:08El Guapo: Yeah.
- 1:30:09Testecleese: They're like, we need to restock our munitions.
- 1:30:12El Guapo: Yo. Which, by the way, if we…
- 1:30:16El Guapo: Honestly, I have no idea what's a lot of money when it comes This is our defense team.
- 1:30:21Testecleese: Budget's insane.
- 1:30:22El Guapo: Yeah. But if… what's it been, 2 weeks in Iran?
- 1:30:27El Guapo: We already have $200 billion.
- 1:30:30El Guapo: To refill our stockpile seems kind of nuts to me.
- 1:30:36Testecleese: But we are far… we're hitting, like, 5,000 targets a day.
- 1:30:39El Guapo: Yeah. Are we… the drones that we were… the… that we…
- 1:30:44El Guapo: We copied from the Iran, the Ayatollah. I heard they were cheap.
- 1:30:50Testecleese: drones?
- 1:30:50El Guapo: Yeah, I heard they were a little more cheaper than the, actually, missiles and stuff like that, too.
- 1:30:57Testecleese: True, but they can only carry a certain payload.
- 1:30:59El Guapo: Yeah, but more pers… They're more precision targets, too, you know?
- 1:31:05Testecleese: How you say that, man? We can put a fucking missile through a car window, out the other car window, through the open door of a restaurant, and detonate it in the restaurant.
- 1:31:15Testecleese: It's getting kind of crazy what we can do with these things these days.
- 1:31:18Brian McFadden: So apparently,
- 1:31:20Brian McFadden: The European countries are starting to say, hey, we need to do something about the Straits of Hormuz.
- 1:31:27Testecleese: Yeah, 25 European nations and Canada are all on board to help now.
- 1:31:33Testecleese: And it's like…
- 1:31:34Brian McFadden: Leave it when I see it.
- 1:31:35El Guapo: Yeah, I was like, first of all, UK? It's already begun, actually. We kicked it off. But the UK, weren't they the ones who told us we couldn't use our own military bases, at their… in their country? Spain. Spain.
- 1:31:49Brian McFadden: Okay, my mistake.
- 1:31:50Testecleese: My mistake.
- 1:31:51Testecleese: I don't know if Spain…
- 1:31:52Brian McFadden: They did for a while, too.
- 1:31:56Testecleese: Yeah, now everyone's on board, almost.
- 1:31:58El Guapo: Shit, and half these, middle Eastern countries.
- 1:32:03Testecleese: are actively fighting against Iran, because Iran got bombed.
- 1:32:08El Guapo: And they just attacked everyone near them.
- 1:32:11Testecleese: Like, they hit the fucking islands in Bahrain.
- 1:32:15El Guapo: Nope.
- 1:32:16Testecleese: What is that gonna help?
- 1:32:18Testecleese: How is that gonna help this end?
- 1:32:20El Guapo: better for you, you know what I mean?
- 1:32:24Testecleese: I mean, you turn… you are suicide-bombing other people at this point. You're killing your own people at this point, because you're gonna get the shit bombed out of you.
- 1:32:33Brian McFadden: Yep.
- 1:32:35El Guapo: Well yeah, oh, there you go, Japan is involved in this, too.
- 1:32:40El Guapo: But, the U.S. has already kicked off the, this attack to reopen the Hormuz.
- 1:32:46Testecleese: Go straight to Hormuz.
- 1:32:47El Guapo: With, aircraft.
- 1:32:51Brian McFadden: Check out their drones and everything else in the area.
- 1:32:54Testecleese: Yeah.
- 1:32:56El Guapo: For real, though, if we're dealing…
- 1:32:58Testecleese: Do they still have ships there, or did we destroy their entire fucking navy?
- 1:33:02El Guapo: I don't think…
- 1:33:03Brian McFadden: The whole Navy's waved out, but a good, like, 90% of it.
- 1:33:08Testecleese: So how… what are they doing to stop ships from going through the Strait of Hormuz at this point?
- 1:33:12Brian McFadden: They're using drones and missiles.
- 1:33:14El Guapo: Yeah, they're just… The individual, fuckin' loyal to… loyal guys and shit, they're still gonna…
- 1:33:22El Guapo: Fuck it, go old school Bush in Iraq.
- 1:33:26Testecleese: And break up the frickin' battleships.
- 1:33:30Brian McFadden: I haven't have any battles yet.
- 1:33:32El Guapo: We…
- 1:33:33Testecleese: We have the same ones we used, in Iraq and in World War II. They still work.
- 1:33:38Brian McFadden: It's a mu- there are museums all around the country.
- 1:33:41El Guapo: And they were when we took them into the Middle East last time, too, but they still work.
- 1:33:46El Guapo: You just start bombarding everything with 18-inch guns.
- 1:33:51Brian McFadden: Not gonna…
- 1:33:52El Guapo: God.
- 1:33:54Brian McFadden: They're not gonna happen.
- 1:33:56El Guapo: Why not? We did it, what, 15… or, I say 15…
- 1:33:59Testecleese: Getting how old I am, like, 20 years ago, right?
- 1:34:01El Guapo: In the 90s… 90s… 90s was the last time we fucking used battleship.
- 1:34:08Testecleese: Yeah.
- 1:34:09Testecleese: And I remember thinking, like, that's crazy! But it's such a massive gun, and you could fire, what, 12 of them at a time?
- 1:34:17Brian McFadden: So we got Israel sources saying that Iran's new supreme leader, Mujaq Khamani, is weak. We've also saw there's reports going out that he's also gay.
- 1:34:29Testecleese: I saw that.
- 1:34:30El Guapo: I'm also… that's why he was… wasn't chosen by, his father. Ali Khalomani? Yeah. But I've also heard he's dead.
- 1:34:40Brian McFadden: Well, he's actually… I've left.
- 1:34:42Testecleese: I've also heard.
- 1:34:42Brian McFadden: He's in Russia. He's in Russia.
- 1:34:44El Guapo: For treatment.
- 1:34:47Brian McFadden: I guess his safest place is probably to stay in Russia, because.
- 1:34:51El Guapo: We're not going in and bombing them in.
- 1:34:56El Guapo: You know what, why don't we go fuck with Russia, honestly?
- 1:35:00Testecleese: Are we genuinely concerned they'll drop a nuke on us?
- 1:35:04El Guapo: Yeah.
- 1:35:06El Guapo: Even if we're not trying to eradicate Russia, just.
- 1:35:11Testecleese: get Putin out of power? You think Putin would deploy nuclear weapons?
- 1:35:14Brian McFadden: Yes.
- 1:35:17El Guapo: So, we're just gonna let Russia get away with this, whatever the fuck they want, whenever the hell they want?
- 1:35:22Testecleese: Because, we're afraid of retaliation.
- 1:35:25El Guapo: No.
- 1:35:28El Guapo: I don't know, man, I've seen their weapons…
- 1:35:30El Guapo: Like, they should have won this war in Ukraine.
- 1:35:33Testecleese: In, like, 6 months.
- 1:35:34El Guapo: Right? But we predicted this from the get-go, that…
- 1:35:39El Guapo: that Ukraine was destined to failure because they were such…
- 1:35:45Brian McFadden: They weren't the powerhouse, they didn't have the backing, but, I mean…
- 1:35:50Brian McFadden: and NATO, and all the European countries that backed Ukraine for so long now.
- 1:35:56Brian McFadden: No, it's dragged this war out forever.
- 1:35:59El Guapo: Well, there was a… there was an issue, because a lot of generals were stealing all the money from Russia.
- 1:36:05El Guapo: Military, so none of the fucking shit actually was working the way it's supposed to.
- 1:36:11El Guapo: Come on, didn't.
- 1:36:12Testecleese: Trump didn't… yeah, Trump.
- 1:36:14El Guapo: Didn't Putin…
- 1:36:15Testecleese: take down the aircraft with the leader of the Wagner Group.
- 1:36:20El Guapo: and kill him. That was, like, the main fighting force for the Russians.
- 1:36:24El Guapo: Because the guy said something about how he thinks it's a bad idea.
- 1:36:28Testecleese: It's a mercenary group.
- 1:36:30El Guapo: Yeah, but… when you talk about mercenaries, they know how to manage their own money and stuff like that. Putin, he was relying on generals, and generals stealing the fucking money from the military defense.
- 1:36:43El Guapo: So, when I went to war, like, oh, shit, he… later on, he found out most of the military are not ill-prepared, not proper weapons, you know.
- 1:36:52Testecleese: Yeah, they're using their garbage missiles.
- 1:36:54El Guapo: Yeah.
- 1:36:54Testecleese: Iran, right?
- 1:36:55El Guapo: Yeah.
- 1:36:56El Guapo: So, yeah, he was fucking clean.
- 1:36:59Testecleese: Did you see the last episode we posted?
- 1:37:01El Guapo: No…
- 1:37:03Testecleese: Oh, the thumbnail was a missile made of trash in a trashy.
- 1:37:08Testecleese: Yeah, it was titled Garbage Missiles.
- 1:37:10El Guapo: No, damn.
- 1:37:13Testecleese: Hi! This one blew my mind.
- 1:37:16Testecleese: Irani Americans and Irani everywhere else on the planet.
- 1:37:21El Guapo: was begging Iran not to.
- 1:37:25Brian McFadden: Major.
- 1:37:25El Guapo: fucking publicly hanged a 19-year-old world wrestling… World wrestling sounds like the fake stuff, wrestling champion. Yeah.
- 1:37:36El Guapo: Because he protested against the fucking regime.
- 1:37:40El Guapo: Damn. I want everyone…
- 1:37:43El Guapo: Who's running them out saying dumb shit, especially with their fucking LGBTQ flags. Say, yeah, Iran!
- 1:37:50Testecleese: They will fucking kill you.
- 1:37:52El Guapo: Yeah, and they predicted this early on, they were gonna, like, assassinate all protesters.
- 1:38:00Testecleese: They were already shooting into crowds, weren't they?
- 1:38:03El Guapo: Yeah. Allegedly, anyway. But they publicly strung this guy up and killed him. 19-year-old!
- 1:38:11El Guapo: Because he said, I don't think we should be doing this.
- 1:38:13El Guapo: I just want, again, I want all these lefty libtards to see this, and… because they're saying they…
- 1:38:19Testecleese: Well, they have freedom of speech. No, they fucking don't!
- 1:38:22El Guapo: Okay?
- 1:38:23Testecleese: If you did what you're doing here in this country there.
- 1:38:26El Guapo: You not just go to prison, you'll be executed. Yup.
- 1:38:31Testecleese: And apparently, publicly, they're gonna make sure everyone watches and understands.
- 1:38:35El Guapo: Yeah, because it's.
- 1:38:36Brian McFadden: Disincentivizes people from protesting in the future.
- 1:38:42Testecleese: Yeah, but that's what leads to revolutions, isn't it?
- 1:38:46El Guapo: We'll see.
- 1:38:47El Guapo: It's a matter of time.
- 1:38:48Testecleese: Yeah, well, I got a feeling the Iranian people have been under this boot so long, they don't understand what it's like to not be.
- 1:38:55El Guapo: Did you see that?
- 1:38:56Testecleese: Did you see their dude go on, he did an interview with, I think it was…
- 1:39:01El Guapo: someone in England or something.
- 1:39:03Brian McFadden: The gate… oh, the Shaw? The…
- 1:39:06Testecleese: And they're asking him about the internet. He's like, well, you're using the internet right now, but your people don't. He goes, oh, I speak for the Irani people. We shut down the internet to protect the people.
- 1:39:13El Guapo: He's like, Jeep, what?
- 1:39:15El Guapo: From seeing what's happening in your country?
- 1:39:23El Guapo: And this one, this actually really pissed off Trump.
- 1:39:30El Guapo: friggin' Israelis bombed a natural gas field in Iran.
- 1:39:37Testecleese: And then Iran returned fire, and it's… I can't remember the nation, but took out a natural gas field in another country. Trump was like, what the fuck are you doing? Like, we need this!
- 1:39:46El Guapo: Yeah.
- 1:39:47Brian McFadden: Yeah.
- 1:39:48El Guapo: Israel doesn't care.
- 1:39:50El Guapo: They have a…
- 1:39:51Brian McFadden: Kinda like they talked, and .
- 1:39:54El Guapo: Is there gonna be more cognitive of what they bomb in the future?
- 1:39:59El Guapo: Hmm.
- 1:40:00Testecleese: You mean pay the fuck attention to where your bombs land?
- 1:40:02El Guapo: Yeah.
- 1:40:06Testecleese: Yeah, that green… oh, God.
- 1:40:07El Guapo: Israel and U.S, we are not, like, co-joined with our objectives in what we're doing here.
- 1:40:14El Guapo: We're both bombing Iran.
- 1:40:17Brian McFadden: But we're not, like, we don't have the same objectives.
- 1:40:21El Guapo: Well, let's be real, it's funny, too, because everyone's blaming the Jews.
- 1:40:25El Guapo: And I'm like, whatever happened to no blood for oil? Because I'm pretty sure that's what's happening. Like, we just took Maduro out of Venezuela, right? Now we're…
- 1:40:34El Guapo: basically taking control of Iran.
- 1:40:37El Guapo: Like, this is all about oil.
- 1:40:42El Guapo: And…
- 1:40:43Testecleese: Fuck, we're about to put boots on the ground, possibly, right? And.
- 1:40:46El Guapo: What's the…
- 1:40:47Testecleese: Krieg, or whatever, what's that island called?
- 1:40:49El Guapo: Yeah, I know Eureka.
- 1:40:53El Guapo: Karg Island.
- 1:40:57El Guapo: Yeah.
- 1:40:57Testecleese: Basically, just sit there and be like, it's ours now.
- 1:41:01El Guapo: That's what?
- 1:41:01Brian McFadden: What people think that, the Mew's going over there for?
- 1:41:06El Guapo: And people are like, oh, there's gonna be a drought. I'm like, no, no, there's not. It's not a 0% chance.
- 1:41:15El Guapo: But… We have enough fucking Army and Marines.
- 1:41:20El Guapo: Active duty to do this.
- 1:41:23El Guapo: You know what I mean? We don't need to go draft 100,000 people.
- 1:41:27El Guapo: to occupy a single island that's supposed to keep… help keep the Strait of Homus open.
- 1:41:32El Guapo: Because, realistically, what are we gonna do? We're gonna set up a… Small military infrastructure.
- 1:41:38El Guapo: To be able to pick off incoming missiles and drones.
- 1:41:41Testecleese: From the Strait of Hormuz, right?
- 1:41:43Brian McFadden: Yeah.
- 1:41:47El Guapo: Everyone's so terrified there's gonna be a draft.
- 1:41:50Testecleese: Squapp over there writing emails?
- 1:41:52El Guapo: Yep.
- 1:41:54Testecleese: Alright.
- 1:41:56El Guapo: Dad, you got good ears.
- 1:41:58El Guapo: No.
- 1:41:59Testecleese: Your freaking microphone is way too sensitive, dude.
- 1:42:02El Guapo: Alright, let me see how I can assess it now.
- 1:42:04Testecleese: That's… I've told you to turn your gain down before.
- 1:42:11El Guapo: -Oh.
- 1:42:11Testecleese: Anything else you guys want to talk about in terms of Iran?
- 1:42:14El Guapo: Nope.
- 1:42:17El Guapo: Alright.
- 1:42:19El Guapo: Alright.
- 1:42:22Testecleese: I don't know anything about this one, one of you two shared this, I read it, I didn't care enough about the, the Nexstar.
- 1:42:29El Guapo: is… Closing a deal, or…
- 1:42:33Testecleese: Closed the deal to buy something.
- 1:42:35El Guapo: Yeah, they're buying more, local stations. Basically, now that this deal's went through.
- 1:42:43El Guapo: They're gonna own, like, 162 local stations nationwide.
- 1:42:49El Guapo: Which is, like, 90% of the local stations.
- 1:42:53Testecleese: I can't possibly be right.
- 1:42:57El Guapo: Every major city probably has a local news Channel, right?
- 1:43:02El Guapo: I say that, but… like, ABC and Fox have their local…
- 1:43:07El Guapo: sections, you know what I mean?
- 1:43:11El Guapo: No? Okay.
- 1:43:13El Guapo: But yeah, I guess people are upset about this, and the DOJ…
- 1:43:19El Guapo: I guess, has approved this through FCC?
- 1:43:23Brian McFadden: They did.
- 1:43:24El Guapo: They did it through waivers.
- 1:43:26El Guapo: This is basically given the company
- 1:43:30El Guapo: 265 full-polar TV stations in 44 states.
- 1:43:35El Guapo: and the District of Columbia, And it'll own 132 of the country's 200 and… 10… 210…
- 1:43:52Brian McFadden: TV stations.
- 1:43:54El Guapo: For lo- for, logo.
- 1:43:59Testecleese: Yeah, so what, people are worried about a monopoly, basically?
- 1:44:02El Guapo: Yeah, yeah.
- 1:44:03Brian McFadden: And it also violates the FCC's ownership rights.
- 1:44:08El Guapo: you know… Basically, there's rules in place where Companies can't own so many…
- 1:44:16El Guapo: percentage of, like, local TV percentages nationwide.
- 1:44:22Brian McFadden: And the FCC has overrode their own rules in this.
- 1:44:27Testecleese: So they gave… they hooked him up with a waiver.
- 1:44:29Brian McFadden: Yes.
- 1:44:31El Guapo: Makes me wonder what the politics of this company is, then, if they're gonna be controlling the news outlets.
- 1:44:37El Guapo: And the FCC said, yeah, go ahead and do it.
- 1:44:41El Guapo: Yeah.
- 1:44:42El Guapo: Because what, direcTV and,
- 1:44:46El Guapo: Eight states have sued to try to stop this, right?
- 1:44:50Brian McFadden: It didn't happen.
- 1:44:52El Guapo: It's already done. Didn't go… didn't go very far. Nope.
- 1:44:56El Guapo: This one I found interesting, I think… I think you shared this, Brian, maybe Guapo, I'm not sure.
- 1:45:01El Guapo: But…
- 1:45:02Testecleese: these Christian parents in, Sweden.
- 1:45:06Testecleese: Had their kids taken away by the government because they went to church too often.
- 1:45:10Brian McFadden: Yeah, I shared that.
- 1:45:11El Guapo: Oh, yeah.
- 1:45:13El Guapo: What the hell?
- 1:45:15El Guapo: D-do…
- 1:45:16Brian McFadden: It's Sweden.
- 1:45:18El Guapo: No, but this works? Yeah…
- 1:45:21Testecleese: No, no, no, if, if, even if you went to church every day.
- 1:45:26El Guapo: Which…
- 1:45:27Testecleese: Let's be real, how many Christians actually go to church every day? Only your most devout, right?
- 1:45:33Brian McFadden: That's loose.
- 1:45:34El Guapo: Sue.
- 1:45:35El Guapo: What's that?
- 1:45:35Brian McFadden: You're in church every day.
- 1:45:38El Guapo: Not an actual church building going to Mass.
- 1:45:45El Guapo: But now, look at Islam.
- 1:45:47Testecleese: I bet you they're not taking away Islamic kids for being forced to pray 5 times a day.
- 1:45:52Brian McFadden: Of course.
- 1:45:54El Guapo: And yeah, this family just lost their final appeal. Their fucking… their kids were taken away.
- 1:46:01El Guapo: I… Blew my mind that that's a thing.
- 1:46:05Brian McFadden: Yep, that's why I shared it.
- 1:46:07El Guapo: Yeah, you're too religious. We think you're an extremist. And it's like…
- 1:46:11El Guapo: I haven't heard anyone yell, praise Jesus, and blow themselves up in a public building in my entire life.
- 1:46:17El Guapo: But I've heard more than one situation where someone yelled.
- 1:46:22El Guapo: Yeah. And blew themselves up in a public building.
- 1:46:28El Guapo: The Sarnav brothers, they weren't Islamic, but they weren't doing it in the name of Jesus in Boston, right? The Boston bombing?
- 1:46:35El Guapo: They just hated us, and… Hey, what's…
- 1:46:39El Guapo: I'm gonna bring this up again, I'm gonna give Russia credit.
- 1:46:42El Guapo: Because Russia contacted us and said, these two here.
- 1:46:46Testecleese: are dangerous terrorists. They're gonna do something terrible.
- 1:46:50El Guapo: Right. And…
- 1:46:51Testecleese: Hey, that was pretty cool of Russia to give us that heads up, and that was a…
- 1:46:55El Guapo: Oof.
- 1:46:56Testecleese: 10 years ago?
- 1:46:57Brian McFadden: And what do we do with it?
- 1:46:58El Guapo: Nothing.
- 1:46:59El Guapo: Probably kept an eye on him, but how do you… how do you…
- 1:47:03El Guapo: keep an eye on someone without actually violating their constitutional rights, you know what I mean? Like, you're gonna go through every purchase they make? Well, they bought pressure cookers, you know?
- 1:47:13El Guapo: Yeah.
- 1:47:16El Guapo: I just…
- 1:47:18Testecleese: As much as I'm not a fan of Russia, they actually made an effort to try to be like, hey, seriously, watch out, these guys are gonna do something stupid.
- 1:47:24El Guapo: Well, they don't like shutting you anyway, so…
- 1:47:27Brian McFadden: I definitely did something stupid.
- 1:47:31Testecleese: Brian, you shared this one. I was surprised.
- 1:47:33El Guapo: buy this, because I didn't recognize any of the names.
- 1:47:36Testecleese: And then when I read the article, I didn't care.
- 1:47:38El Guapo: Cecil Chavez?
- 1:47:40Testecleese: Yeah, was that you, Bluepo?
- 1:47:42El Guapo: I think I did, and it was, he was one of the farmers that tried to socialize farmers and shit like that.
- 1:47:50Testecleese: Yeah, it said he was part of, like, the labor union, and I was like, I know the name Cesar Chavez, but I could have sworn he was, like, some, like.
- 1:47:56El Guapo: Boxer.
- 1:47:57Testecleese: Central American dictator.
- 1:47:59El Guapo: No, no, no, no, no, this is.
- 1:48:01Brian McFadden: He was.
- 1:48:02Testecleese: Chavez, who ran Venezuela for all, was his name?
- 1:48:04El Guapo: No, you're talking about… I forgot his name. Hugo. Hugo Chavez. Okay. No, so, this is Cesar Chavez, who's, fucking,
- 1:48:14El Guapo: union for the farmers in California and shit like that, and everybody talked about it and stuff in high school when I was reading history, but one thing they leave out, they leave out of history, and it was, I guess, immigration.
- 1:48:29El Guapo: Because they would've took the farmer's shops. Yeah. Yep. Yeah, exactly. That's exactly what the Democrats tell. Who's gonna pick the fucking, the fruit?
- 1:48:40El Guapo: Yeah, didn't work.
- 1:48:42El Guapo: What do you mean? It's like, you need a subclass of people to do this for you? Is that what you're telling me? Americans don't want these jobs. No, no, you don't want that job. Trust me, the man with no job who can't pay his bills will be happy to pick strawberries.
- 1:48:58El Guapo: Anyway, sorry, go ahead.
- 1:48:59El Guapo: No, and so their father, like, I saw the article, like, oh, they tried to, because of the history, they found out by, and like, oh, they found out he didn't like immigrants and shit, that's what I thought it was. But I guess it was fucking raping people left and right. Yeah. So, like, goddamn, this is a fucking twist right here.
- 1:49:18Testecleese: Yeah, what, he was accused or convicted of raping two minors.
- 1:49:22El Guapo: Yeah, that's a…
- 1:49:23Testecleese: The woman who worked directly under him was like, after the fact, was like, yeah, he raped me, too.
- 1:49:27El Guapo: Yeah, it's like, goddamn, man, like, it's crazy.
- 1:49:32El Guapo: Yeah, so…
- 1:49:33Testecleese: You never know somebody, you know what I mean?
- 1:49:35El Guapo: Yeah, until the fucking history comes, I'll tell you all about him, that person.
- 1:49:41El Guapo: Oh my god. And sometimes, and sometimes I hate when people wanna…
- 1:49:45El Guapo: like, accuse him, but he's not here to defend himself. And also, like, what's the evidence, too? Like, it's just like a…
- 1:49:53El Guapo: I want to believe the person, but at the same time, like, I need fucking evidence, you know?
- 1:49:57Testecleese: Oh, just like, what was her name? They had accused Trump of rape from, like, 40… 30 years ago.
- 1:50:01El Guapo: They couldn't remember the place, or the time, or where it was.
- 1:50:04Testecleese: Yeah, and she claimed to vividly remember this dress she had that hadn't been released for, like, 7 years later.
- 1:50:10El Guapo: And she was afraid to fly, but flew out there anyway. Yeah.
- 1:50:14Testecleese: Aww.
- 1:50:15Testecleese: Yeah, then talked about how she had a rape fantasy.
- 1:50:19Testecleese: And it's like, and they still, they still bought her story!
- 1:50:23El Guapo: Yeah.
- 1:50:26El Guapo: I'd just like to say that Joe Biden raped me.
- 1:50:28El Guapo: And I would like to see some.
- 1:50:31Testecleese: It's too late.
- 1:50:32El Guapo: The statute of limitations is expired, even for a civil case, but I would like Them to be extended.
- 1:50:39Testecleese: just for me.
- 1:50:40Brian McFadden: But he's got hairy legs.
- 1:50:42El Guapo: Yes, he made me… he made me rub his legs.
- 1:50:46Testecleese: And some dude named Chain, Popcorn.
- 1:50:50El Guapo: tried to protect me, and then Joe got up with a chain and beat him to the ground.
- 1:50:55El Guapo: Yep.
- 1:50:57El Guapo: And don't forget, Joe told me to just fire my shotgun in the fucking sky.
- 1:51:02El Guapo: Did everyone remember that?
- 1:51:03El Guapo: Yes.
- 1:51:03Brian McFadden: Yup.
- 1:51:05El Guapo: It's like, everyone was like, don't do that, you will go to prison. It's like, all that lead shot's coming back down to the ground at terminal velocity.
- 1:51:15Testecleese: Alright, and anything else in general you want to talk about before we go?
- 1:51:20El Guapo: Mmm, I don't know if you guys talk about the… I shared an article, but I was also here about,
- 1:51:27El Guapo: Police video cameras, you know how they carry the cameras and shit like that? Body laptops. Bodycams, yeah.
- 1:51:33Testecleese: You might have, but you share a lot of stuff that's, like, a video to film.
- 1:51:36El Guapo: I… I know, I was just…
- 1:51:38Testecleese: past him.
- 1:51:39El Guapo: I'm just driving, and it's like, I don't got time for fucking social article and shit, man, duh.
- 1:51:43El Guapo: But… Yeah, but you're supposed to go back through and sh… or something, but whatever.
- 1:51:47El Guapo: There's a group of people complaining about them now.
- 1:51:51Testecleese: Oh yeah, these body cams are racist, because it's showing that…
- 1:51:54El Guapo: Nope.
- 1:51:54Testecleese: Minorities are actually committing crimes.
- 1:51:56El Guapo: Nope, nope.
- 1:51:57Testecleese: Oh, that is a thing going on right now, you know?
- 1:51:59El Guapo: Yeah, no, no, but that's not them.
- 1:52:00Testecleese: Okay, what's this?
- 1:52:02El Guapo: white woman.
- 1:52:04Testecleese: Oh, doing the dancing or whatever?
- 1:52:06El Guapo: No, they're getting arrested for DUI and this shit, and people on the internet is taking… because of… they want to fucking… what's the word they're, looking for? They want, access to Body Camera Freedom of Information Act?
- 1:52:19El Guapo: Yeah. And people are, requesting Freedom Information Act, so they're taking the videos and posting on the internet so they can make money out of that shit, so now they don't fucking like it because they're destroying their fucking life, you know? They arrested teachers, all this white lady's getting drunk, and telling cops they will suck their dick, and they don't get arrested.
- 1:52:38Testecleese: Actually, Angry Cops did a piece on this.
- 1:52:40El Guapo: Well, there's… yeah, I just sold out today, too.
- 1:52:43Testecleese: Oh, that was… that was a while ago, too, wasn't it?
- 1:52:45El Guapo: Oh, no, this is… no, no, I just saw Agricult's video. I saw somebody else that came out, came out with the video, like, oh, shit, I better send this so I don't fucking forget about it, you know?
- 1:52:55Testecleese: Yeah, they're offering to bribe the cops, or blow them.
- 1:52:58El Guapo: Yeah, and it doubts, it doubts!
- 1:53:00Testecleese: That makes your sentence worse, right?
- 1:53:02El Guapo: They do, but this is… no, even dad, like, after, like, they send this over, they get hunt… this shit is up there for everybody to see how you are, who you are, you know?
- 1:53:11Testecleese: Yeah.
- 1:53:11El Guapo: But they didn't want to fucking want the cameras, they didn't want to fucking want the Free Information Act, and now they don't fucking like it.
- 1:53:18Testecleese: And that's why they're blowing up the white women, because it was the white women pushing this stuff, swearing it would prove all the cops are bad, and they're… they're doing the shit themselves.
- 1:53:27El Guapo: They're horrible.
- 1:53:29El Guapo: They're awful.
- 1:53:30El Guapo: Affluent white urban female liberals.
- 1:53:34El Guapo: Or action.
- 1:53:34Testecleese: fluid white.
- 1:53:35El Guapo: Oh, yeah.
- 1:53:36Testecleese: Urban Liberal is awful.
- 1:53:37El Guapo: But yeah, that's the topic about it, it was just hilarious, like, oh my god.
- 1:53:43El Guapo: Alright. Well… Brian.
- 1:53:49Testecleese: Oh, why is there no sound on that? That's weird.
- 1:53:54Testecleese: That's our show.
- 1:54:00Brian McFadden: Hear me now.
- 1:54:01Audio shared by Testecleese: I hear ya.