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#193 After 2 Beers: Ambition Without Evidence Meets Gravity’s Deadline · After 2 Beers

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SPEAKER_02: Welcome to the After Two Beers Podcast.
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SPEAKER_02: I'm Dutch Dalton.
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SPEAKER_02: Joined as always by Kimmy Gibbler.
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SPEAKER_02: That's me.
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SPEAKER_02: And Michael Summers.
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SPEAKER_02: What's going on?
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SPEAKER_02: Hanging out in the uh I don't know what we call that.
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SPEAKER_02: The uh the studio.
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SPEAKER_02: A studio.
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SPEAKER_02: No, we're the studio.
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SPEAKER_02: That's the uh control room.
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SPEAKER_02: It's uh Mr.
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SPEAKER_02: Scar Petty, Jeremy Scrady himself, our buddy Nick Jones hanging out with us tonight, and of course, the man that makes this all possible, Mr.
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SPEAKER_02: Kevin Shook.
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SPEAKER_02: Yes.
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SPEAKER_02: Here at uh Global Media Enterprises.
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SPEAKER_02: So uh without further ado, we're gonna jump right into this.
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SPEAKER_02: I just want to make sure we send a couple shout-outs, a little thank yous to our uh Patreon sponsors that continue to provide us some fundage to help us stay on air.
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SPEAKER_02: You know, it's been a minute.
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SPEAKER_02: I um you know, we've been doing trivia so much that uh I was honestly as I was preparing tonight, I was like, shit, I feel like we haven't done one of these in forever.
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SPEAKER_03: I know about ask you what we've got to do tonight.
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SPEAKER_03: How do we do that?
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SPEAKER_01: I hope not a connections.
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SPEAKER_01: No, no.
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SPEAKER_03: I almost do I need dude.
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SPEAKER_03: I need to get some questions going.
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SPEAKER_04: As long as Putin's not doing the music, we're fine.
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SPEAKER_03: Uh, whatever.
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SPEAKER_03: How was my music hard?
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SPEAKER_03: Shut up.
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SPEAKER_04: No, number four was good, but before that, I felt like I was um, I don't know, wouldn't stab myself in the throat.
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SPEAKER_01: He was in his fields when he made that.
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SPEAKER_02: He was stuck in the 90s.
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SPEAKER_04: Uh that's fine.
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SPEAKER_02: Coming up on tonight's show, we are going to dive back into one of my favorite segments from the past.
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SPEAKER_02: I'm bringing it back.
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SPEAKER_02: Uh maybe we're gonna make a little changes this year as we move into 2026.
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SPEAKER_02: It is our, we just celebrated our eighth anniversary, and I forgot.
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SPEAKER_01: Yes, I sent him.
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SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_01: No, I sent him pictures.
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SPEAKER_01: Yeah, you had to remember.
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SPEAKER_02: I totally forgot.
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SPEAKER_02: We're gonna dive back into After Two Beer's history.
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SPEAKER_02: I've got a history story tonight.
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SPEAKER_02: And then I found a couple news stories to kind of dust off the uh the rust as we uh we move into this.
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SPEAKER_02: The goal again is to continue to do these every other week throughout the entire year uh with Kevin's blessings.
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SPEAKER_02: So uh um I'm ready to get back into it.
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SPEAKER_01: Yes, I've missed this.
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SPEAKER_02: All right.
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SPEAKER_02: Our uh Jeremy, our first history, after two beers history.
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SPEAKER_05: Uh-oh.
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SPEAKER_02: I picked one specifically for you.
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SPEAKER_02: Uh-huh.
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SPEAKER_02: French engineer.
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SPEAKER_05: Son of a bitch.
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SPEAKER_02: The thing about Jeremy, um, and and actually, you know, Kevin kind of falls into this uh spectrum a little as well.
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SPEAKER_02: They're both very highly motivated by doing great things.
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SPEAKER_02: Right.
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SPEAKER_02: Right?
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SPEAKER_02: They um it's not about just doing and getting by, it's about doing good things.
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SPEAKER_02: Conquering.
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SPEAKER_02: Right.
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SPEAKER_02: Jeremy Straddy wakes up in the morning and tries to figure out how he's gonna make two nickels that day out of one.
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SPEAKER_02: Right.
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SPEAKER_02: Am I right?
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SPEAKER_02: You're right.
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SPEAKER_02: So I found a story about a gentleman in Paris that kind of falls into that spectrum.
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SPEAKER_02: And this is gonna be right up your alley, okay?
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SPEAKER_02: This is 1912.
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SPEAKER_02: We're in Paris.
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SPEAKER_02: The Eiffel Tower is just barely two, 20 years old.
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SPEAKER_02: It's a new building.
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SPEAKER_02: People are checking it out.
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SPEAKER_02: The Wright brothers, one of which went to our high school.
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SPEAKER_03: Yeah, they did.
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SPEAKER_02: They had just invented flight, but it was dangerous.
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SPEAKER_02: It was dangerous.
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SPEAKER_01: Well, yeah, everything is.
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SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_02: I mean, you can die now from a plane flight.
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SPEAKER_02: Can you imagine what it was like in the early 1900s?
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SPEAKER_02: No, it was horrible.
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SPEAKER_02: Pilots were falling out of the sky, people are dying.
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SPEAKER_02: And this guy, his name is Franz Reichelt.
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SPEAKER_02: Everyone agreed at that time that what the world needed was a better parachute.
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SPEAKER_02: Right.
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SPEAKER_02: Now we're gonna compare Franz to Scarpetti all night long.
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SPEAKER_03: I'm not testing that.
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SPEAKER_02: You know?
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SPEAKER_02: Put this on your back.
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SPEAKER_02: Right.
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SPEAKER_02: Now, Franz, uh, he wasn't an engineer, he wasn't a physicist, he was a tailor.
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SPEAKER_02: Dar?
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SPEAKER_02: Even better.
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SPEAKER_01: Pull your shoes.
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SPEAKER_01: I mean, pull your chute.
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SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_02: But like Jeremy and others, he believed in himself.
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SPEAKER_02: That's what's important.
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SPEAKER_02: That's important.
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SPEAKER_02: That's what you're gonna have.
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SPEAKER_02: He convinced himself that he had solved the problem by inventing what he would totally, or what we would call today, a wearable parachute suit.
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SPEAKER_02: All right, think of uh like wings sewn into a coat, okay?
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SPEAKER_00: Playing squirrel.
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SPEAKER_02: Yeah, it's kind of like the bat suit.
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SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_00: Okay.
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SPEAKER_02: Right?
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SPEAKER_02: Like he was a uh he made zipper coats.
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SPEAKER_02: That's funny.
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SPEAKER_05: Oh now.
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SPEAKER_02: The thing about old Franz, nobody believed in him.
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SPEAKER_02: Now he tested these things out, kind of.
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SPEAKER_02: Okay.
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SPEAKER_02: What are we talking about, kinda then?
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SPEAKER_02: Kind of.
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SPEAKER_02: Uh he would drop mannequins off buildings.
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SPEAKER_02: Yeah, okay.
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SPEAKER_02: And uh the results, sometimes it worked.
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SPEAKER_02: I thought you were gonna say cadavers.
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SPEAKER_02: No, no.
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SPEAKER_03: Can you imagine?
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SPEAKER_02: But this guy was a marketing genius.
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SPEAKER_02: He's like, I've gotta grow my brand.
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SPEAKER_02: If I'm gonna sell any of these suits, I've gotta get out.
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SPEAKER_02: I've got to get my name in.
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SPEAKER_01: Right?
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SPEAKER_01: That's the kind of science I'm donating my body to.
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SPEAKER_03: Hey, if you think about jumping out of a plane, try this.
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SPEAKER_02: Right.
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SPEAKER_02: He's trying to, he's he's getting in on the ground floor.
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SPEAKER_02: Exactly.
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SPEAKER_02: Up up, yeah.
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SPEAKER_02: You know what I'm saying?
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SPEAKER_02: You know what I'm saying.
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SPEAKER_01: Top floor.
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SPEAKER_02: Now he asked permission to test his suit from the Eiffel Tower.
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SPEAKER_02: Ooh, okay.
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SPEAKER_02: Right?
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SPEAKER_02: What a great way to get some notoriety.
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SPEAKER_02: We're gonna jump off the Eiffel Tower and try out our suit.
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SPEAKER_02: Now, authorities agreed, but there was a condition.
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SPEAKER_02: And the end.
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SPEAKER_02: Yeah, there was a condition.
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SPEAKER_02: He had to use a dummy.
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SPEAKER_02: Oh yeah.
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SPEAKER_02: Now on February 4th.
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SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_02: Give me a cheeseburger and they'll jump off that thing.
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SPEAKER_02: Uh on uh February 4th, 1912, he uh he had agreed to use the dummy, but when he showed up, he was wearing the suit himself.
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SPEAKER_03: Oh, there you go.
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SPEAKER_02: Now, there's one important detail, and I'm saving this to the end.
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SPEAKER_02: Oh, I can't wait.
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SPEAKER_02: This is an interesting one.
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SPEAKER_02: Now, crowds gathered, reporters showed up, and this was the demonstration.
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SPEAKER_02: Now, again, everyone expects Franz to fail.
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SPEAKER_02: Right.
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SPEAKER_02: Oh, of course, yeah.
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SPEAKER_02: You know, like somebody's like, I'm gonna be the firework king of Wayne County, right?
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SPEAKER_02: Right?
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SPEAKER_02: And people are like, You ain't gonna do shit.
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SPEAKER_02: And Franz is like, you gotta believe this is like a public execution here.
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SPEAKER_02: Everybody just showed up to see him die.
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SPEAKER_02: That's it.
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SPEAKER_02: Now he went up to the first platform, which is about 187 feet up.
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SPEAKER_03: Okay.
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SPEAKER_02: And Franz did what probably most people would do.
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SPEAKER_02: Checking out.
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SPEAKER_02: He hesitated.
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SPEAKER_02: He paced back and forth and back and forth, and he's like, I don't know.
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SPEAKER_02: I don't know if I want to put my house up for these fireworks.
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SPEAKER_03: You know, uh, maybe a dummy is a good guy.
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SPEAKER_02: Right?
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SPEAKER_02: Maybe I should do this over water.
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SPEAKER_02: Well, he leaned over the railing, and at this point, he jumped.
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SPEAKER_02: Oh, I mean, do what you gotta do.
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SPEAKER_02: And he left his mark in history.
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SPEAKER_02: On the ground?
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SPEAKER_02: On the ground.
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SPEAKER_05: Yes.
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SPEAKER_05: Oh.
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SPEAKER_02: He fell 187 feet.
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SPEAKER_02: The only thing the parachute did was cover the body when he landed.
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SPEAKER_02: Oh shit.
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SPEAKER_02: Now, the interesting part, and here's the detail that I first of all, when he he landed.
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SPEAKER_02: When he landed, it was frozen ground and he made a dent.
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SPEAKER_02: There's a dent in the ground, but this is the part that Kevin Shook's gonna love the most.
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SPEAKER_02: Oh yeah.
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SPEAKER_02: They taped it.
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SPEAKER_02: There's actual video of this.
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SPEAKER_02: And you can watch.
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SPEAKER_01: There he is.
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SPEAKER_01: There's a suit.
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SPEAKER_03: Holy cow!
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SPEAKER_01: Oh, that suit does not look the least bad thing.
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SPEAKER_01: No, it's not saving.
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SPEAKER_03: I think he probably needed about 197 feet.
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SPEAKER_01: He needed more zippers.
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SPEAKER_02: He uh he went up 187 feet.
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SPEAKER_02: You can find video footage of this.
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SPEAKER_02: I've watched it on YouTube.
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SPEAKER_02: And this poor guy jumps off that building in that fancy ass suit and just goes splat.
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SPEAKER_02: Right?
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SPEAKER_02: Did they bounce?
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SPEAKER_02: No, he left it in a crater in the ground.
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SPEAKER_02: They measured the crater.
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SPEAKER_02: That's how messed up we are as human beings.
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SPEAKER_02: They're like, well, let's just see how big of a dent he made.
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SPEAKER_02: We might be able to make a swimming pool out of it or something.
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SPEAKER_02: We'll put a fountain there and sketchy.
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SPEAKER_02: You gotta see the video.
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SPEAKER_02: Have you found the video yet?
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SPEAKER_02: Are we gonna can we show this on YouTube?
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SPEAKER_02: All right, here he is.
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SPEAKER_02: He's like, oh man, this is gonna, I'm gonna be so rich.
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SPEAKER_01: This is terrible.
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SPEAKER_01: This is a bad idea.
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SPEAKER_02: He's got the handlebar must damage the engineer.
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SPEAKER_01: I should probably not do this.
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SPEAKER_02: Tip of the cap to you.
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SPEAKER_02: Yep, that right there.
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SPEAKER_02: I ain't gonna tell you what I thought that said at the beginning.
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SPEAKER_02: Oh man.
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SPEAKER_02: Yep, there it is.
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SPEAKER_02: They're just trying it out.
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SPEAKER_02: Uh why wouldn't that work?
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SPEAKER_02: Now, again, he was a tailor, not an engineer.
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SPEAKER_01: Not a good one, apparently.
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SPEAKER_02: Oh, he may have been a good tailor.
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SPEAKER_02: Oh, okay.
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SPEAKER_02: It covered the body.
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SPEAKER_02: Oh, look at it.
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SPEAKER_02: He's scared as shit.
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SPEAKER_02: You should be.
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SPEAKER_02: They're like, are you sure you want to do this, Franz?
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SPEAKER_02: He's like, but everyone.
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SPEAKER_01: Everybody's here.
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SPEAKER_01: Put all my money into this.
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SPEAKER_03: You know what?
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SPEAKER_03: I think I do need to do it.
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SPEAKER_03: No, I'm not gonna do it.
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SPEAKER_03: Nah.
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SPEAKER_02: He's gonna do it.
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SPEAKER_03: I ain't gonna do it.
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SPEAKER_01: I'm not gonna do it.
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SPEAKER_01: Oh I oh I did it.
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SPEAKER_04: I did it, y'all.
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SPEAKER_01: I ain't gonna do it.
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SPEAKER_04: I bet he's going, man.
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SPEAKER_04: I hope this works.
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SPEAKER_04: You think?
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SPEAKER_04: He goes, this is either gonna come back.
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SPEAKER_00: Okay, this is working! That's what he said all the way down.
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SPEAKER_03: I'm gonna leave my mark on history.
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SPEAKER_03: Oh, look at it.
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SPEAKER_03: And on the ground.
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SPEAKER_03: It's so suspenseful.
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SPEAKER_03: No, he didn't want to go.
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SPEAKER_03: No, he didn't.
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SPEAKER_03: No, he wouldn't either.
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SPEAKER_03: The first guy.
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SPEAKER_01: Oh I have coats bigger than that, and I don't think I'm gonna jump off there.
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SPEAKER_03: There it is.
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SPEAKER_03: Oh, that was a bad jump.
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SPEAKER_04: Pew That wasn't.
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SPEAKER_04: If he would have just jumped, putting if he would have laid out, laid out, he might have had a chance.
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SPEAKER_03: He might have.
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SPEAKER_03: Oh.
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SPEAKER_03: Yeah, he landed.
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SPEAKER_03: He you're right, he did land flat.
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SPEAKER_03: But you know.
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SPEAKER_01: Is that what happened to Henley Road and Bachmire where all those holes are and people keep getting their wheels messed up?
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SPEAKER_04: That guy, they do have those squirrel, those suits like Michigan.
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SPEAKER_04: Squirrel suits, yeah.
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SPEAKER_01: Well, those are pretty cool.
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SPEAKER_01: Because they're neoprene.
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SPEAKER_04: Well, probably a little bit tighter.
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SPEAKER_04: That looked like too much.
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SPEAKER_01: Straight cotton.
9:54
SPEAKER_03: That was just like he needed about 10 more feet and it would have been fine.
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SPEAKER_03: It didn't have time to expand.
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SPEAKER_01: He might have needed to have gone higher.
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SPEAKER_03: He probably used cotton.
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SPEAKER_02: His thread count wasn't that high.
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unknown: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_02: See, right there, them things right there.
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SPEAKER_02: That's what he invented, but he didn't know how to do it yet.
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SPEAKER_02: He didn't know it yet.
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SPEAKER_03: That's right.
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SPEAKER_03: He didn't know it.
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SPEAKER_01: Those are those flying squirrel suits, I call them.
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SPEAKER_02: Yeah, look at that.
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SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_01: That was I'm still not trying that.
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SPEAKER_01: I'm still not trying that.
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SPEAKER_02: Bronze is up there looking down going, that was me.
10:23
SPEAKER_02: Dude, I'd hit a mountain like Kobe in one of those.
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SPEAKER_02: Wow.
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SPEAKER_02: Is that too much?
10:33
SPEAKER_02: That was a little too much.
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SPEAKER_01: A little too much.
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SPEAKER_02: You ain't getting a statue, though.
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SPEAKER_02: Dude, I'd look like one of them birds that hit somebody's front picture window.
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SPEAKER_03: I mean if I didn't know, is that motherfucker blimp up?
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SPEAKER_03: So I uh I ask you.
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SPEAKER_03: I have to have a lot of neoprene for me.
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SPEAKER_02: There it is.
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SPEAKER_02: The lesson is you can believe in yourself all you want, but science is undefeated.
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SPEAKER_02: Maybe next time jump over water.
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SPEAKER_02: There you go.
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SPEAKER_02: JP's like he gone.
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SPEAKER_02: Oh, faces of death up in here tonight.
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SPEAKER_01: Oh, these lights are terrible on my face.
11:18
SPEAKER_02: On your face?
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SPEAKER_02: They make my face look like my face.
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SPEAKER_01: They do.
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SPEAKER_02: Oh, I did that.
11:23
SPEAKER_02: I did that.
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SPEAKER_02: Beer drop.
11:24
SPEAKER_02: Beer drop.
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SPEAKER_02: We got beer rolling.
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SPEAKER_03: I'm new.
11:26
SPEAKER_02: So there you go.
11:28
SPEAKER_02: After two beers.
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SPEAKER_02: Oh, that was good.
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SPEAKER_02: Wagon officially has jumped back on the wagon.
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SPEAKER_02: I wanted to thank you for that one.
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SPEAKER_02: I was like, did you like that?
11:35
SPEAKER_02: I loved it.
11:35
SPEAKER_02: That was good.
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SPEAKER_03: Loved it.
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SPEAKER_02: What do you think he was thinking?
11:38
SPEAKER_02: It took about four seconds for him to hit.
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SPEAKER_02: And he's like, it should be inflating anytime.
11:43
SPEAKER_01: He was like, oh, this was a bad make.
11:46
SPEAKER_03: This uh this is just patent number one.
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SPEAKER_03: Somebody else will figure it out after me.
11:52
SPEAKER_02: What's wild is the video of it.
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SPEAKER_02: Like the fact that it has remained, it's almost what year was it?
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SPEAKER_00: Like, how did they even have it?
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SPEAKER_00: How did they have video?
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SPEAKER_04: Oh.
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SPEAKER_04: Oh, time travelers.
12:03
SPEAKER_04: Did he owe a lot of debt?
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SPEAKER_04: No.
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SPEAKER_00: I mean, what's why?
12:06
SPEAKER_00: You know, that's Oh, now we're relating back to you.
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SPEAKER_04: Did he owe a lot of debt?
12:12
SPEAKER_04: You know, screw it.
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SPEAKER_04: If this doesn't work, I might as well die anyway.
12:16
SPEAKER_02: You would have thought the mustache would have caught some sort of look at it, boy.
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SPEAKER_02: This poor guy's my guy.
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SPEAKER_01: I can't see nothing in this damn thing.
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SPEAKER_02: That looks like he put a bed sheet on and jumped.
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SPEAKER_02: Oh, he fell.
12:28
SPEAKER_02: It was more of a fall.
12:30
SPEAKER_04: This shit didn't even open.
12:31
SPEAKER_02: It looked like the Wily Coyote.
12:33
SPEAKER_03: Thank you.
12:34
SPEAKER_03: I was going to say it looked like an acme shooter.
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SPEAKER_00: Oh, they're carrying him off everything.
12:41
SPEAKER_04: I wonder if they got a marker for him over there, like a headstone.
12:45
SPEAKER_04: This is where he landed.
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SPEAKER_04: Oh, the Eiffel Tower.
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SPEAKER_04: Oh, man.
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SPEAKER_04: Oh, I'm going to go there next.
12:50
SPEAKER_04: So, what resides in his indentation now?
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SPEAKER_04: We have to go there now and pray for him.
12:54
SPEAKER_04: No, I just want to go see the dent, dude.
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SPEAKER_01: I was going to say, what lays there where the indentation is?
12:59
SPEAKER_02: Look, here's the case.
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SPEAKER_01: Are they covered in there or what?
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SPEAKER_02: Hey, squirrel.
13:02
SPEAKER_02: Squirrel.
13:03
SPEAKER_02: See, look how much better that one looks than what he was wearing.
13:06
SPEAKER_01: That one wasn't different, mate.
13:08
SPEAKER_02: That guy looked like he had taken his wife's like curtains to I swear, honey, this is gonna work.
13:14
SPEAKER_02: It's gonna work.
13:14
SPEAKER_02: It's gonna work.
13:15
SPEAKER_02: It's me as pitch.
13:16
SPEAKER_02: You know, it's just me as a bitch.
13:18
SPEAKER_02: So much money.
13:19
SPEAKER_02: When I tied that bowl around my neck, thought I was Superman.
13:23
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
13:23
SPEAKER_02: The next time your kids tell you they want to be the president, make them watch that video.
13:27
SPEAKER_02: There's a moral.
13:29
SPEAKER_02: World needs dish diggers.
13:31
SPEAKER_01: You can grieve everything.
13:32
SPEAKER_02: But you might splat yourself.
13:34
SPEAKER_02: All right.
13:35
SPEAKER_02: What else we got?
13:36
SPEAKER_02: You know what?
13:36
SPEAKER_02: Like I said, this is gonna probably be a shorter show.
13:39
SPEAKER_02: Well, that took 20 minutes, so we're good.
13:41
SPEAKER_03: Oh, I tell you, we we haven't done this in a while.
13:43
SPEAKER_03: So we're gonna be we're off a topic.
13:44
SPEAKER_02: The history stuff, man.
13:46
SPEAKER_02: Actually, you know what?
13:47
SPEAKER_02: Before we move into, I've got a few news stories as we always do, the A to B news.
13:51
SPEAKER_02: I want to ask you guys, and I was I'm sincere about this question.
13:55
SPEAKER_03: Button on a fur coat.
13:56
SPEAKER_02: No.
13:57
SPEAKER_02: Um we've we've been doing this show now.
14:01
SPEAKER_01: I'm not gonna answer.
14:02
SPEAKER_02: We've been doing this show now for eight years, and uh, I realized that uh the other day I was born in 1978.
14:10
SPEAKER_02: I've been alive for six decades.
14:13
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
14:13
SPEAKER_02: If you count 70s, 80s, 90s, the whole deal.
14:16
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I've been alive now a long time.
14:18
SPEAKER_02: I'm getting to be an old man.
14:19
SPEAKER_02: We're the best.
14:20
SPEAKER_02: My question to both of you, all three of you, and actually everybody in there in the next 25 years.
14:27
SPEAKER_02: Okay, okay, let's do 30 because that's what uh Back to the Future was.
14:31
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
14:32
SPEAKER_02: 85 to 55.
14:33
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
14:34
SPEAKER_02: Think about that.
14:34
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, no doubt, right?
14:36
SPEAKER_02: What do you expect the world to create in the next 25, 30 years?
14:42
SPEAKER_02: Oh, wow.
14:43
SPEAKER_03: Oh, with AI coming along.
14:45
SPEAKER_02: Flying cars.
14:46
SPEAKER_03: I don't think so.
14:47
SPEAKER_03: I'll tell you why.
14:48
SPEAKER_03: No, no, no.
14:48
SPEAKER_03: No, people can't drive now.
14:50
SPEAKER_03: People can't drive now.
14:51
SPEAKER_03: I don't want somebody flying over people.
14:53
SPEAKER_04: I think it'll be uh off.
14:54
SPEAKER_04: It'll be like an AI Tesla.
14:56
SPEAKER_01: Women don't put gas in their shit now, and that would just fall from the sky.
15:00
SPEAKER_01: That's why it has a handle.
15:01
SPEAKER_03: We ain't gonna have flying cars because people are idiots.
15:03
SPEAKER_03: I've never thought of that.
15:04
SPEAKER_03: They'd run out of gas.
15:06
SPEAKER_03: Right.
15:06
SPEAKER_01: Run out of gas, be like, ain't got no gas in it.
15:09
SPEAKER_01: We'll be hitting houses.
15:11
SPEAKER_02: Have you seen three Midwesterners pull up to stop sign at a four-way station?
15:16
SPEAKER_02: You guys, me, me, you, you, me, me, me, you want to put them in an airplane and fly them around schools?
15:22
SPEAKER_04: I don't think I don't think it'll be them.
15:23
SPEAKER_04: I think you'll be shuttled.
15:24
SPEAKER_02: I don't think it's you think it'll be just random.
15:26
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
15:26
SPEAKER_02: See, I'm I'm for sure, I mean, we're already there on self-drivable cars.
15:31
SPEAKER_03: They have them in Vegas now, yeah.
15:33
SPEAKER_02: Well, all over California, uh, Texas.
15:36
SPEAKER_02: Uh that was one of the things that happened um when ice went there before, I believe it was ice.
15:41
SPEAKER_02: Uh, they started setting the self-driving cars on fire.
15:45
SPEAKER_02: I don't know why.
15:47
SPEAKER_02: Maybe you know, they didn't like robots also.
15:50
SPEAKER_02: But um, I was driving somewhere the other.
15:52
SPEAKER_02: I drive for a living.
15:53
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, yeah.
15:53
SPEAKER_02: I'm an outside sales guy.
15:54
SPEAKER_02: Hate it at times.
15:56
SPEAKER_02: I I mean, as far as driving.
15:58
SPEAKER_02: A lot of window time.
15:58
SPEAKER_02: A lot of windshield.
15:59
SPEAKER_02: That's how I come up with a lot of trivia.
16:01
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
16:02
SPEAKER_02: You know, like I've got a really good connections, by the way.
16:05
SPEAKER_02: Ooh, I can't wait.
16:06
SPEAKER_02: It's it's pretty good.
16:06
SPEAKER_02: But I'm not sharing it because it's a good one.
16:08
SPEAKER_02: I never have good connections.
16:09
SPEAKER_03: We'll save until next week.
16:10
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I had a good one last week.
16:11
SPEAKER_03: Everybody liked it.
16:12
SPEAKER_02: It was good.
16:13
SPEAKER_02: Uh, but anyway, I'm convinced within 10 years, you'll be able to get in your car, type in an address, and it will take you.
16:21
SPEAKER_02: Go.
16:21
SPEAKER_02: You go.
16:22
SPEAKER_03: Oh, I can see that.
16:22
SPEAKER_02: And you can Jeremy and I think we're talking about this.
16:25
SPEAKER_02: Absolutely.
16:25
SPEAKER_02: You'll be able to take a nap, read a book, work on something.
16:30
SPEAKER_01: What will this do for DWI?
16:32
SPEAKER_03: You probably don't even have to type it in.
16:34
SPEAKER_01: You don't even have to type it in.
16:35
SPEAKER_01: Because you're not driving.
16:36
SPEAKER_03: It's gonna be on your appearance you have to download and pay for it, and you go, hey, on your smartwatch, and you go, hey, I need to go.
16:43
SPEAKER_03: You can get a clear bar.
16:44
SPEAKER_03: Take me to the liquor store.
16:46
SPEAKER_02: It's funny you say the app because they're already doing that now.
16:49
SPEAKER_02: Right.
16:50
SPEAKER_02: There are cars that you buy, I believe they're European cars, that um certain features that are installed on the vehicle, you have to pay a monthly fee.
16:59
SPEAKER_03: Like for a heated steering heated steering wheel.
17:02
SPEAKER_01: If you want to like um, so a lot of them, if you want to be able to like you can start your car from a like a remote thing.
17:12
unknown: Yeah.
17:13
SPEAKER_01: Your key fob.
17:14
SPEAKER_01: But if you want to start your car from an app, you have to pay extra.
17:18
SPEAKER_02: Oh yeah.
17:19
SPEAKER_02: My jean's that way.
17:20
SPEAKER_02: My jean does same way.
17:21
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, Nissan was that way.
17:23
SPEAKER_02: Now they give you other features that you'll never use.
17:26
SPEAKER_02: But the the intent is.
17:28
SPEAKER_01: Now, one thing that was kind of cool on the Nissan one though, is that if you do pay for it, and I think that this was intentional for like people that had kids that were starting to drive, yeah.
17:40
SPEAKER_01: Is that you could see when they were going over the speed limit.
17:44
SPEAKER_01: You could like all kinds of devices.
17:47
SPEAKER_01: All kinds of things to where you could be like, you can't go over the speed limit.
17:51
SPEAKER_01: You can't do it.
17:53
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
17:53
SPEAKER_02: Oh, yeah.
17:54
SPEAKER_02: Absolutely.
17:54
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
17:54
SPEAKER_02: They should make an app that goes off when you're around somebody with too many zippers on their clothes.
17:59
SPEAKER_02: You shut your face.
18:01
SPEAKER_02: Zippers.
18:02
SPEAKER_01: We're not talking about this again.
18:04
SPEAKER_02: Oh, we're talking about zipper guy.
18:06
SPEAKER_02: Uh zippa.
18:08
SPEAKER_02: Zippa.
18:08
SPEAKER_02: You know, zippers would be kind of nice, though.
18:10
SPEAKER_02: Like if you get hot, like especially I get under boob sweat.
18:13
SPEAKER_02: Like a vent.
18:14
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
18:14
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
18:14
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
18:15
SPEAKER_02: Remember like cars, like trucks in the 70s, they had those vent visors.
18:18
SPEAKER_03: Don't take my idea.
18:19
SPEAKER_03: I'm gonna be a new zipper guy.
18:21
SPEAKER_03: I'm not gonna jump off an Empire State Building, but all right, what else?
18:26
SPEAKER_02: You know, they're talking about really adding a lot of lifetime to be.
18:30
SPEAKER_03: Well, I can't wait till.
18:31
SPEAKER_01: I don't think we'll ever have to go to a grocery.
18:34
unknown: Really?
18:34
SPEAKER_02: You think it'll just bring it to your house?
18:35
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, no.
18:36
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
18:36
SPEAKER_02: Or to your car.
18:37
SPEAKER_01: I mean, they practically do now if you want to pay a little bit extra, but then like if you go through my secrets, but if you do Aldi, and you have it delivered.
18:48
SPEAKER_01: But no, I just feel like if I order from Aldi, even having it delivered, the extra amount that I'm paying to have it delivered, I'm still saving from going to the regular grocery.
18:57
SPEAKER_03: Oh, yeah, because all the extra shit you buy.
19:00
SPEAKER_01: But I think that like I would have never ever done that prior to COVID.
19:04
SPEAKER_01: You know, I'm like, I don't mind going to the grocery.
19:07
SPEAKER_02: It's bringing it home and putting it away.
19:10
SPEAKER_02: I don't mind walking around the grocery.
19:12
SPEAKER_01: I don't mind doing laundry, but putting it away sucks.
19:15
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
19:15
SPEAKER_02: They uh they have self-automated machines.
19:18
SPEAKER_01: Something like that, I'd be on board.
19:20
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
19:20
SPEAKER_02: How much how many days a week do you pull clothes out of a laundry basket?
19:24
SPEAKER_02: Too many.
19:25
SPEAKER_01: Too many.
19:26
SPEAKER_01: What's what it'd be straight seven?
19:28
SPEAKER_01: I'm gonna say most.
19:29
SPEAKER_02: Most.
19:31
SPEAKER_02: I'd say probably about four.
19:32
SPEAKER_02: Three days a week.
19:33
SPEAKER_02: Why do why do human beings buy dressers?
19:36
SPEAKER_02: Right?
19:36
SPEAKER_02: So my I live out of a hamper.
19:38
SPEAKER_02: Jeremy puts his shit away.
19:39
SPEAKER_02: He does.
19:40
SPEAKER_02: Look at him.
19:41
SPEAKER_01: It's on the same level as his bedroom.
19:43
SPEAKER_02: Mine two fights of steps away.
19:46
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I can tell.
19:49
SPEAKER_01: Two fights of steps away.
19:51
SPEAKER_01: That's the difference.
19:51
SPEAKER_03: I bet Shook's a hanger upper.
19:54
unknown: 50 50.
19:55
SPEAKER_03: Depends on what it is.
19:56
SPEAKER_01: Do you live on one level?
19:59
SPEAKER_01: There we go.
20:00
SPEAKER_01: That's the difference.
20:01
SPEAKER_01: So, like, my biggest thing is that like I have to carry laundry down two steps.
20:05
SPEAKER_01: Well, actually, I have a JP for that.
20:09
SPEAKER_01: That's that's my app.
20:10
SPEAKER_01: I have an app for that.
20:12
SPEAKER_01: I have an app for that.
20:13
SPEAKER_03: Hey, bring me the clothes.
20:15
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
20:15
SPEAKER_01: No, he'll carry it down and then he'll carry it up, but then we gotta put it away.
20:20
SPEAKER_01: But no, it's carrying it down two steps, then carrying back up two steps, and then putting it away.
20:26
SPEAKER_01: I don't have to all the time.
20:29
SPEAKER_02: She says, I actually hate going to the grocery.
20:31
SPEAKER_02: I'll put the shit away, but hate dealing with people.
20:33
SPEAKER_02: Actually, put it in headphones.
20:36
SPEAKER_02: You know, it's funny a lot of people do that too, right?
20:39
SPEAKER_02: And not just at the grocery, but just in everyday walks of life.
20:42
SPEAKER_02: Amanda, I think there's a lot of people that are going to move more introverted in the future.
20:47
SPEAKER_02: I'm convinced there will be a day very soon.
20:49
SPEAKER_02: And I was talking to Jeremy about this.
20:51
SPEAKER_02: So I'm an outside sales guy, and um when I go to Louisville from Richmond, it it's about a three and a half hour drive each way.
20:59
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
21:00
SPEAKER_02: And I'll go down and I'll meet with a few customers.
21:02
SPEAKER_02: But in reality, I'm spending seven hours a day trying the windshield.
21:06
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, you are, right?
21:08
SPEAKER_02: Unproductive time because first of all, I don't have a self-driving car.
21:11
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
21:11
SPEAKER_02: Right.
21:12
SPEAKER_02: But even if I did, it's not like I can sit at a workstation and and do things.
21:18
SPEAKER_03: You still gotta pay attention.
21:19
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
21:19
SPEAKER_02: I'm I'm as as VR gets better, there will be a day where people will put on a VR headset.
21:26
SPEAKER_02: This is what uh Meta was trying to do, but it looked goofy.
21:29
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, it looked like a uh like an early edition Sims.
21:32
SPEAKER_02: Okay.
21:33
SPEAKER_02: You know what I mean?
21:34
SPEAKER_02: But can you imagine being able to sit in meetings face to face with someone, but you're not face to face, quote unquote.
21:40
SPEAKER_02: Right.
21:41
SPEAKER_01: But it's called a Zoom meeting.
21:42
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, but I'm talking about making it more real.
21:46
SPEAKER_02: Like I've seen now where you can buy programs where you sit with a VR and it's like sitting courtside at a at a basketball game.
21:53
SPEAKER_02: And you can move your head and it moves with it, and you can watch it from that moment.
21:57
SPEAKER_02: From that and and now the thing about it is we're Gen X.
22:04
SPEAKER_02: All of us in here except Nick.
22:06
SPEAKER_02: Well, and I guess Kevin too.
22:07
SPEAKER_02: But uh, but anyway, we are still the generation that likes people.
22:13
SPEAKER_01: I do like it.
22:14
SPEAKER_02: We like to be around people, we like experiences.
22:17
SPEAKER_02: There's a we are seeing a growth of a generation of people that are more and more introverted, yeah, and people are afraid to go out.
22:24
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, you know, you see a school shooting now, and people are like, I don't want to send my kids to school.
22:30
SPEAKER_02: I don't want, you know, and so but if I can get the exact same education and not come out weird as hell like homeschooled kids do.
22:36
SPEAKER_02: Am I right?
22:37
SPEAKER_02: Is there anything more weird than a homeschooled kid?
22:40
SPEAKER_01: I was actually gonna get ready to say a lot of people are starting to homeschool their kids.
22:44
SPEAKER_01: Homeschooling everybody.
22:45
SPEAKER_01: There's a lot more people homeschooling their kids.
22:49
SPEAKER_03: That's right, Amanda.
22:51
SPEAKER_02: She don't she didn't homeschool her kid.
22:55
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, but it's not something we say because like not all of them are weird.
22:59
SPEAKER_03: I come here to see you guys.
23:00
SPEAKER_03: That's the only people I need to see.
23:02
SPEAKER_01: Not all of them.
23:02
SPEAKER_02: Not all of them are weird, but yeah.
23:05
SPEAKER_02: I mean, I don't like to put people in a group, but homeschool people.
23:10
SPEAKER_05: Am I right?
23:12
SPEAKER_02: Am I right?
23:13
SPEAKER_02: Am I right?
23:14
SPEAKER_02: Am I right?
23:15
SPEAKER_02: They're the type of people that own birds.
23:17
SPEAKER_03: As a fair or something.
23:18
SPEAKER_03: You are free tele, so yeah, you use up all that.
23:22
SPEAKER_01: Oh, you've got to refill your cup.
23:24
SPEAKER_02: Tell me that the quarterback for IU doesn't act like he was homeschooled.
23:28
SPEAKER_02: Oh, absolutely.
23:29
SPEAKER_02: Hey, Shook had a good one.
23:30
SPEAKER_01: He's risen.
23:32
SPEAKER_04: What'd he say?
23:32
SPEAKER_04: Well, I want to hear it.
23:33
SPEAKER_04: He said, just like not all Somalians are crooked.
23:36
SPEAKER_02: Oh my god.
23:38
SPEAKER_01: Here we go.
23:38
SPEAKER_02: But they all have daycares.
23:40
SPEAKER_02: We made it almost 31 minutes without anything political being brought up.
23:45
SPEAKER_01: But what about that?
23:48
SPEAKER_04: I love it.
23:49
SPEAKER_03: Oh man.
23:50
SPEAKER_03: Start my own leering center soon.
23:53
SPEAKER_03: Learning center.
23:54
SPEAKER_03: No, it's leering.
23:54
SPEAKER_03: Leering, is that what it is?
23:56
SPEAKER_03: It said leering.
23:56
SPEAKER_03: It had no N on it.
23:58
SPEAKER_03: I don't know.
23:59
SPEAKER_02: I didn't follow up.
24:01
SPEAKER_02: Put no R.
24:01
SPEAKER_02: It's leaning.
24:03
SPEAKER_02: Was it leaning?
24:03
SPEAKER_02: I thought it was leering.
24:04
SPEAKER_02: Leaning.
24:05
SPEAKER_02: I don't live in Minnesota, so don't worry about it.
24:07
SPEAKER_01: I lear often.
24:09
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
24:09
SPEAKER_02: Well, sort of most homeschooled boys.
24:11
SPEAKER_01: Depending how many beers I have, I might lean as well.
24:14
SPEAKER_02: Telling you, the kid next to us when I was at in them, he was an odd kid.
24:19
SPEAKER_02: I'm just saying.
24:20
SPEAKER_02: I'm not saying he's weird, but I'm not saying he's odd, but I would be like, you know what?
24:26
SPEAKER_01: Some of them odd kids, they're gonna make more than we do doing this little podcast.
24:30
SPEAKER_01: Good for them, but we're all still gonna die.
24:32
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
24:33
SPEAKER_03: We're all still floating on a rock in the middle of space.
24:37
SPEAKER_04: Wow, it went really dark, Putin.
24:39
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
24:40
SPEAKER_03: Putn be all right.
24:42
SPEAKER_04: Putin's like, we're gonna get the solar flares and it's gonna kill us all.
24:44
SPEAKER_02: Uh solar flares.
24:45
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, like I'm like, man, have you seen the price of silver?
24:48
SPEAKER_02: Oh, it's exciting.
24:49
SPEAKER_03: Putin's like we're all gonna die.
24:51
SPEAKER_03: Yep.
24:53
SPEAKER_01: But I'm over here, and I'm over here going, oh, I've got so many fraud cases coming up because people think that they're buying silver.
25:00
SPEAKER_02: Might as well be like that.
25:01
SPEAKER_02: Sending wires.
25:02
SPEAKER_02: That's a fronds.
25:03
SPEAKER_02: You're like Al Bundy on the uh Waynes World.
25:06
SPEAKER_02: Right donut guy.
25:08
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, donut guy.
25:10
SPEAKER_02: Oh man.
25:11
SPEAKER_02: So anyway, uh we spoke for 15 minutes, and what we came up with was self-driving cars, maybe flying cars, but I'm with you.
25:19
SPEAKER_01: But not flying people.
25:22
SPEAKER_03: No.
25:24
SPEAKER_03: Well, would they fly now?
25:25
SPEAKER_03: Kind of.
25:26
SPEAKER_04: I mean, not then.
25:29
SPEAKER_04: They might be flying those drones.
25:30
SPEAKER_04: Those are anything.
25:32
SPEAKER_02: Well, that could be way more dangerous.
25:35
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
25:35
SPEAKER_02: Oh, yeah.
25:36
SPEAKER_02: We did a story last year on the show about uh a guy that was using drones to drop dye packets in uh people's swimming pools and got caught for it.
25:49
SPEAKER_02: Now, have you seen what China just launched?
25:51
SPEAKER_02: No, what'd it get?
25:52
SPEAKER_02: It's a mother drone.
25:54
SPEAKER_02: It had little baby drones?
25:56
SPEAKER_01: I didn't know if you were talking about Denzel Washington talking about a drone.
25:59
SPEAKER_01: Let's say you're going to go, okay?
26:03
SPEAKER_02: And you use one big gigantic drone to take them all out there, and then it drops off a thousand that all have little bombs in it.
26:12
SPEAKER_03: Well, all war is gonna be no manned.
26:14
SPEAKER_02: It's all gonna be I heard robot.
26:17
SPEAKER_02: So, like right now, that's how Ukraine has basically been able to there it is right there.
26:21
SPEAKER_02: Look at that fucking thing.
26:23
SPEAKER_03: Well, it's it's just like Ukraine did with the uh trucks.
26:28
SPEAKER_03: Did you see that?
26:29
SPEAKER_03: Oh, where they shipped uh the drones and package containers?
26:32
SPEAKER_03: With they were all packaged up top and they sent off the little explosions that pop the top off and they all came out the top.
26:39
SPEAKER_03: And they were all dedicated to had certain points they had to go to, and they went there and took everything out.
26:45
SPEAKER_02: I'm telling you, man.
26:47
SPEAKER_02: This is now imagine what it's gonna be in 10 years.
26:50
SPEAKER_02: Terminators.
26:51
SPEAKER_02: We're gonna have Terminator.
26:52
SPEAKER_01: How many years did you say that we need to be looking?
26:55
SPEAKER_03: 30.
26:56
SPEAKER_01: 30 terminators.
26:57
SPEAKER_04: How much did you say in trivia last night?
26:59
SPEAKER_04: Greenland was uh 80%.
27:01
SPEAKER_04: 80% and they just sent troops over there from France or whatever.
27:04
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, cold.
27:06
SPEAKER_04: It's gonna be a troop war in Greenland, and there's only 20% left.
27:09
SPEAKER_02: Uh it has not you know what that whole thing is about, and it's because, and this is why silver is going to be sources.
27:15
SPEAKER_02: It is, it's don't be mad.
27:16
SPEAKER_02: No, I'm not mad.
27:17
SPEAKER_02: I've been buying it.
27:18
SPEAKER_02: Like I'm fully on board on this process.
27:21
SPEAKER_02: The whole thing is everything that we're building now requires different elements than we typically use.
27:27
SPEAKER_02: Right.
27:28
SPEAKER_02: And silver is a phenomenal conductor of electricity, and as we're using up, copper's going up, and a lot of it is because those mines are controlled by people that are outside the United States.
27:40
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, and so that's why you're starting to see this stuff going on.
27:43
SPEAKER_02: I'm I don't know.
27:44
SPEAKER_02: Now I'm starting like the Joe Rogan podcast.
27:46
SPEAKER_03: Now we're going down the dark path.
27:48
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, well, it's interesting to me.
27:50
SPEAKER_02: Like, I'm just fascinated because I think that we live in the best time ever.
27:55
SPEAKER_02: I really do.
27:56
SPEAKER_02: I mean that sincerely.
27:58
SPEAKER_02: Like, you live longer now.
28:00
SPEAKER_04: Unless you're a Cowboys fan.
28:01
SPEAKER_03: You shut your mouth.
28:02
SPEAKER_03: That's you shut your mouth.
28:04
SPEAKER_02: That's kind of funny.
28:07
SPEAKER_02: Dirty ass.
28:08
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
28:09
SPEAKER_02: You had to been born in the 80s to enjoy the 90s.
28:11
SPEAKER_03: Hey, I still got my VH test.
28:13
SPEAKER_02: VHS tape test.
28:15
SPEAKER_02: VHS.
28:16
SPEAKER_02: They say kids born today will never use a mouse.
28:20
unknown: What?
28:21
SPEAKER_02: It'll all be touch screen.
28:22
SPEAKER_02: Oh, yeah.
28:23
unknown: Yeah.
28:24
SPEAKER_02: You remember the uh Tom Cruise movie?
28:26
SPEAKER_02: Well, you gotta get out of your house first.
28:27
SPEAKER_02: You're all homeschooled.
28:29
SPEAKER_02: They're all gonna be homeschooled, man.
28:31
SPEAKER_04: People won't leave the house.
28:32
SPEAKER_04: No.
28:33
SPEAKER_04: I think losing my mic.
28:34
SPEAKER_04: I think you'll have that little the screens, the virtual it'll all be with your hand.
28:39
SPEAKER_04: You know?
28:39
SPEAKER_04: That's what I'm saying.
28:40
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I agree.
28:41
SPEAKER_03: I'm thinking Terminators.
28:43
SPEAKER_02: They're already coming up.
28:44
SPEAKER_02: Uh Elon Musk has done this now with people that are paralyzed and things where they will implant shit in your brain.
28:49
SPEAKER_03: Terminator shit.
28:50
SPEAKER_02: He's got one in his head.
28:53
SPEAKER_02: He's got an implant in his head, dude.
28:55
SPEAKER_02: Seriously.
28:56
SPEAKER_02: Uh Josh Hunter, I'm in the scrap industry.
28:59
SPEAKER_02: All metals, even precious metals, are up.
29:01
SPEAKER_01: Everything is everything is.
29:03
SPEAKER_02: Absolutely.
29:04
SPEAKER_01: No, like I have so many people going, uh, is this fraud or is this legit?
29:10
SPEAKER_01: Because people are wiring money to buy silver and gold.
29:14
SPEAKER_02: To Dubai?
29:14
SPEAKER_02: That place has already got money.
29:16
SPEAKER_02: Hey, give me in.
29:17
SPEAKER_01: I'm just fucking out.
29:19
SPEAKER_04: Ask Dalton who told him to buy silver.
29:21
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
29:22
SPEAKER_02: See?
29:22
SPEAKER_02: That's why I listened to the guy that jumps off the parachute.
29:26
SPEAKER_04: In July.
29:27
SPEAKER_04: It was$36.
29:28
SPEAKER_01: How much is it now?
29:30
SPEAKER_01: $94.
29:31
SPEAKER_04: Holy cow.
29:32
SPEAKER_04: You hit 94 today.
29:33
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
29:33
SPEAKER_03: Well, thanks for the heads up, Dick.
29:37
SPEAKER_03: I see you like.
29:40
SPEAKER_03: Why do you think I've been buying it up?
29:41
SPEAKER_00: Hey, good thing I don't get rid of shit like I should.
29:44
SPEAKER_03: Good thing I'm bogarting my nickels.
29:48
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, well, hey, man, nickel's up too, I guess.
29:50
SPEAKER_02: Look, Josh Hunter said nickel's up.
29:53
SPEAKER_02: Not up 30% over the last month.
29:55
SPEAKER_02: Dude, I bought an ounce of silver at the beginning of December for uh my grandson.
30:00
SPEAKER_02: It was his first Christmas, and I think I paid$75.80.
30:04
SPEAKER_02: It's already worth$95.
30:05
SPEAKER_02: There you go.
30:06
SPEAKER_02: How about an ounce of something?
30:08
SPEAKER_02: I'd just burn it.
30:10
SPEAKER_03: $91.77.
30:13
SPEAKER_05: That's fucking awesome.
30:16
SPEAKER_05: That's awesome.
30:18
SPEAKER_02: It's about the same price, too.
30:20
SPEAKER_02: Michigan.
30:20
SPEAKER_02: It is.
30:22
SPEAKER_01: I don't think I I mean your quality of life may have gotten better, but I was better now because Dick over here didn't give me the nickel.
30:31
SPEAKER_03: So I'm all gonna I gotta figure shit out myself.
30:34
SPEAKER_04: You can buy copper too.
30:35
SPEAKER_04: It's uh yeah.
30:37
SPEAKER_04: I bought like 26 kilos of copper.
30:42
SPEAKER_03: Oh, is that your shipment coming in to get busted?
30:45
SPEAKER_03: No, but it was copper.
30:47
SPEAKER_03: Okay.
30:48
SPEAKER_03: Is that what we call it now?
30:51
SPEAKER_02: Nose candy with the copper.
30:53
SPEAKER_02: All right.
30:54
SPEAKER_02: What else we got, dude?
30:55
SPEAKER_02: All right.
30:55
SPEAKER_02: You know, I thought this was gonna be a quick show, and here we are, 40 minutes in.
30:58
SPEAKER_03: I tell you, it's because we haven't done it, we haven't uh done this in a while, so we just need to chitty.
31:02
SPEAKER_02: Right, it worked.
31:03
SPEAKER_02: I honestly'm fascinated by what the teacher is gonna bring.
31:07
SPEAKER_03: I we now my big thing, I would really like to see like prosthetics for people.
31:13
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
31:13
SPEAKER_04: I thought you were gonna say sex dolls.
31:16
SPEAKER_04: I thought you were saying prosthetics.
31:18
SPEAKER_03: No, like like really.
31:20
SPEAKER_03: Like just people that need help, like that way, prosthetics and uh maybe implants that can actually help people that are have spinal injuries like me.
31:27
SPEAKER_03: So yeah, there you go.
31:29
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
31:30
SPEAKER_02: You should tell people how you got a spinal injury, though.
31:32
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, we're gonna stick it's a hell of a story.
31:36
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, there we go.
31:38
SPEAKER_04: There we go.
31:39
SPEAKER_04: We'll save that.
31:40
SPEAKER_04: This is what I'm talking about.
31:41
SPEAKER_04: Save that for later.
31:42
SPEAKER_02: See that right there?
31:42
SPEAKER_04: With aria.
31:43
SPEAKER_02: You know what that aria will not do?
31:45
SPEAKER_02: Take half your shit when it doesn't work out.
31:47
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, and she won't treat you bad.
31:49
SPEAKER_03: Remember that, Jeremy.
31:51
SPEAKER_04: Why'd you look at me?
31:52
SPEAKER_04: Because you looked at me funny.
31:54
SPEAKER_00: I didn't.
31:54
SPEAKER_00: You looked at me, that's why I looked at you.
31:57
SPEAKER_04: There's been a bunch of movies.
31:58
SPEAKER_04: What's the one with the really hot lady that tell me the guy and the lady?
32:01
SPEAKER_04: Terminator?
32:02
SPEAKER_04: No, but she does sexual favors for him and she's a robot.
32:06
SPEAKER_04: Oh, Terminator.
32:07
SPEAKER_01: Hey, I want to see her go.
32:10
SPEAKER_01: Can you please pick your socks and your shoes up off of the floor?
32:13
SPEAKER_01: We would not.
32:14
SPEAKER_04: We would not do that.
32:15
SPEAKER_04: We would not trade her to do that.
32:16
SPEAKER_04: That's the point.
32:17
SPEAKER_04: That's when you just put it in demo mode.
32:19
SPEAKER_04: Put her in demo mode.
32:20
SPEAKER_04: That's why guys have that.
32:21
SPEAKER_04: So she doesn't say that.
32:24
SPEAKER_02: What a hella story that needs to be told.
32:27
SPEAKER_02: Is that the socks and shit?
32:29
SPEAKER_01: No, I think she was talking about his spinal injury.
32:32
SPEAKER_02: Oh.
32:32
SPEAKER_02: Oh, my injury.
32:36
SPEAKER_02: Man.
32:36
SPEAKER_02: Speaking of trying to fly.
32:38
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, hell yeah, we did.
32:40
SPEAKER_03: We tried to find a 96 Lumina.
32:42
SPEAKER_03: Speaking of flying cars, didn't work.
32:45
SPEAKER_02: Obviously, the only way that story would have been better is if you had had that General E horn.
32:51
SPEAKER_02: Did you jump Inky Road?
32:52
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
32:53
SPEAKER_03: Is that how you got it?
32:54
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
32:54
SPEAKER_03: Well, whatnot, Inky Road.
32:56
SPEAKER_03: We jumped 227.
32:57
SPEAKER_03: That's Inky Road?
32:58
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
32:59
SPEAKER_03: The one right past Inky.
33:00
SPEAKER_04: Boom.
33:01
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
33:01
SPEAKER_04: It landed on Inky.
33:02
SPEAKER_04: What happened?
33:03
SPEAKER_04: I didn't know you got hurt there.
33:05
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, dude.
33:05
SPEAKER_03: That's where I broke my back.
33:06
SPEAKER_04: I didn't know that.
33:07
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
33:08
SPEAKER_04: Man, I hit that in an 83 Ford Ranger at 90.
33:10
SPEAKER_04: Pegged that bitch out.
33:12
SPEAKER_03: We had that 96 Luminette about 100.
33:14
SPEAKER_03: Ford Ranger?
33:14
SPEAKER_04: Ford Ranger.
33:15
SPEAKER_04: 83 Ford Ranger.
33:16
SPEAKER_04: Ford Ranger?
33:17
SPEAKER_04: Ford Ranger.
33:18
SPEAKER_04: 1,200 pounds?
33:19
SPEAKER_04: 83 Ford Ranger with Thad Renner.
33:22
SPEAKER_04: And I had it pegged out.
33:23
SPEAKER_04: And those things only register 85.
33:24
SPEAKER_04: So I'm thinking 90?
33:25
SPEAKER_04: I don't know.
33:26
SPEAKER_04: Oh, yeah.
33:26
SPEAKER_04: Nah, we were flying.
33:27
SPEAKER_04: You're saying if you had a flux capacitor, you would have to a different area.
33:31
SPEAKER_04: We went a different zone, bro.
33:32
SPEAKER_03: It was I think we went so fast we went to the city.
33:34
SPEAKER_01: He went in a few divorces passed.
33:36
SPEAKER_02: All right.
33:37
SPEAKER_02: So for people that don't know, because a lot of the people that listen to our show are outside of Richmond.
33:41
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
33:42
SPEAKER_02: There is a um estate road here in uh just outside of our town, north of town.
33:47
SPEAKER_02: That um if you drive on it, it is it's got some of the most well structured hills jumping gouge marks in the road.
33:56
SPEAKER_03: Literally.
33:57
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, yeah.
33:58
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, it looks like Seal's face.
33:59
SPEAKER_03: You can go the speed limit.
34:03
SPEAKER_02: Damn.
34:04
SPEAKER_02: It looks like that guy landed 30 times in the bottom of that like the moon crater.
34:10
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
34:12
SPEAKER_03: Tell me I'm not.
34:13
SPEAKER_03: No, you're true.
34:14
SPEAKER_03: It's true.
34:15
SPEAKER_03: You can go the speed limit and it's still.
34:16
SPEAKER_03: Did you roll?
34:17
SPEAKER_02: Hey, did you roll in the no, buddy?
34:19
SPEAKER_02: You just tell them the story.
34:20
SPEAKER_02: Tell them about your button on your pants.
34:22
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, that was the best part.
34:24
SPEAKER_03: Like we hit that first hill and we were like, okay, that wasn't bad.
34:27
SPEAKER_03: Sped up.
34:28
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
34:28
SPEAKER_03: Right past Inky Road, that next hill.
34:30
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
34:31
SPEAKER_03: Hit that going about a hundo.
34:35
SPEAKER_03: Front came down.
34:36
SPEAKER_03: Then I was in the backseat passenger seatbelt.
34:39
SPEAKER_03: Acend came down, and that's where it crushed and ripped all my lower back muscles.
34:43
SPEAKER_03: Dang.
34:44
SPEAKER_03: And it couldn't feel my legs.
34:45
SPEAKER_03: No, the tire blew out.
34:47
SPEAKER_03: Then the other tire blew out, and you kept it on.
34:50
SPEAKER_03: We kept it on the road, stopped in front of the houses.
34:52
SPEAKER_03: The only reason the paramex and cops showed up is that people called the cops and said there's kids partying in the street.
34:58
SPEAKER_00: Partying.
34:59
SPEAKER_03: That'd be the worst place to ride.
35:01
SPEAKER_04: What were you freaking out?
35:02
SPEAKER_03: No.
35:03
SPEAKER_03: Well, my buddy was because it was his mom's car.
35:06
SPEAKER_04: Um But I'd be freaking out if you didn't feel your legs or something.
35:08
SPEAKER_03: No, I didn't.
35:09
SPEAKER_03: I couldn't.
35:09
SPEAKER_03: For like 10 seconds, I couldn't feel my legs or shit.
35:11
SPEAKER_03: It was like Stone Cold Steve Austin, wrestling SummerSlam.
35:14
SPEAKER_03: And then it finally came back, and then I hopped out, and it hit so hard like the button on my pants fell off.
35:20
SPEAKER_03: What year was that?
35:21
SPEAKER_03: 96.
35:22
SPEAKER_03: Two months after I graduated.
35:23
SPEAKER_03: That was the year I graduated.
35:25
SPEAKER_02: You want to hear about a small town hospital?
35:27
SPEAKER_02: Tell them.
35:28
SPEAKER_02: Oh, love it.
35:29
SPEAKER_02: For one, one.
35:30
SPEAKER_03: With a broken back, they made me climb in the ambulance.
35:33
SPEAKER_03: No, they made me climb in the ambulance by myself.
35:35
SPEAKER_03: I about fell out twice and they just put my hand on my ass and shoved me in.
35:39
SPEAKER_03: I got to the hospital.
35:41
SPEAKER_03: The MRI machine had started smoking on the last person.
35:45
SPEAKER_03: They said, Well, we're gonna go ahead and put you in there.
35:46
SPEAKER_03: I'm like, no, I'm good.
35:48
SPEAKER_03: They're like, Well, if you don't, you have to go to Indy.
35:50
SPEAKER_03: I was like, I'm going to Indy for surgery, anyways.
35:52
SPEAKER_03: They shoved me in there 30 minutes later, they pulled me out.
35:55
SPEAKER_03: It's not working.
35:56
SPEAKER_03: I was like, no shit.
35:57
SPEAKER_01: Oh my gosh.
35:59
SPEAKER_03: So, yeah, it was a rough day.
36:01
SPEAKER_03: Great healthcare.
36:01
SPEAKER_03: Uh, but the parents had the car fixed and made him drive it.
36:04
SPEAKER_02: Wow.
36:05
SPEAKER_02: It looked like on uh National Lampoons vacation, you know, and he jumped.
36:11
SPEAKER_02: Oh, yeah.
36:12
SPEAKER_03: Dude, yeah, he was freaking out trying to, hey, can we put the spare on and get out here?
36:15
SPEAKER_03: I was like, but there's like three different leakers.
36:19
SPEAKER_04: Oh man.
36:20
SPEAKER_03: Oh, yeah, it didn't flip or nothing.
36:21
SPEAKER_03: We just he it hit the way the way the tires just happened to blow.
36:24
SPEAKER_02: I've heard of people taking like um rice rockets out there.
36:29
SPEAKER_02: Oh, yeah.
36:30
SPEAKER_01: I've heard of people driving lawnmowers off of the roof on that hill.
36:34
SPEAKER_02: I I've I was there for one of these things.
36:36
SPEAKER_03: We had never been on that road.
36:38
SPEAKER_03: That was our first time on that road.
36:39
SPEAKER_02: And it was a riding mower.
36:40
SPEAKER_00: It was a riding mower off of a roof.
36:42
SPEAKER_02: Are you serious?
36:43
SPEAKER_02: On that road.
36:44
SPEAKER_02: Takes a lot of northeastern football players to get a riding mower on a roof, too, by the way.
36:48
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
36:49
SPEAKER_02: This is also a guy that uh he had a Ford Fiesta.
36:54
SPEAKER_00: Yes, he did.
36:55
SPEAKER_02: And he had found a glass cutter and he cut lightning bolts in the side of his glass, like the side.
37:01
SPEAKER_02: Oh and then he got this brilliant idea that he was gonna cut a circle in front of the driver's face because he said it'd be like having like a convertible.
37:12
SPEAKER_02: I can feel the air in my face.
37:15
SPEAKER_02: So he gets on there and he cuts the circle right in front of the person, you know, in the front of it, and he's kicking on it to pop the glass out.
37:22
SPEAKER_02: But it's made out of tempered glass.
37:24
SPEAKER_02: Pop the whole windshield.
37:26
SPEAKER_02: So he puts the windshield out and drove around for a few days with no windshield.
37:31
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I was gonna say it was a good week, week and a half.
37:34
SPEAKER_02: He hit a deer one time and killed it and put it on the hood and tried to drive it home and got about halfway home and realized it wasn't gonna work and pulled the deer off.
37:44
SPEAKER_01: Oh, that's great.
37:45
SPEAKER_02: This guy was crazy.
37:46
SPEAKER_01: Ford Fiesta.
37:47
SPEAKER_02: Remember Spencer's?
37:48
SPEAKER_02: You guys remember Spencer's?
37:50
SPEAKER_02: Spencer's had those cool posters in the back corner, and it had the one that uh it was like different shots.
37:57
SPEAKER_02: This was before apps.
37:58
SPEAKER_02: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
37:59
SPEAKER_02: Like this and this and this.
38:01
SPEAKER_02: He would show up at a party, and that Ford Festiva would open up the hatch and that poster would drop down.
38:07
SPEAKER_02: Are you serious?
38:08
SPEAKER_02: And he had a cooler with all the different liquors in it, and you could just it was like an ice cream truck, but we're gonna be like, Holy shit, that is the greatest.
38:16
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, love it.
38:17
SPEAKER_01: Oh, John.
38:18
SPEAKER_02: Johnny's.
38:20
SPEAKER_02: Well, we both know John.
38:21
SPEAKER_02: We knew we knew John.
38:23
SPEAKER_02: Another great story about John, we're gonna end it up on this.
38:26
SPEAKER_02: I won't even tell the stories, they're not near as good as John's stories.
38:29
SPEAKER_02: One time we were at a bar, and uh, I wasn't there for this one.
38:33
SPEAKER_02: What?
38:33
SPEAKER_02: And uh it was the wheel down on the south side, right?
38:38
SPEAKER_02: Was I here?
38:39
SPEAKER_02: And he had stolen a tomato out of like you remember what you could make the sandwiches, right?
38:43
SPEAKER_02: They made the hamburgers right there.
38:45
SPEAKER_01: Oh, they had the best hamburgers.
38:46
SPEAKER_02: He took a tomato and stuck it up in the air, like the air thing to blow your hands dry.
38:52
SPEAKER_02: He stuck a whole tomato in there and they pissed it and they were like pissed about it.
38:57
SPEAKER_05: Oh shocker.
38:59
SPEAKER_02: Shocker.
38:59
SPEAKER_02: So they threw him out and literally threw him out.
39:02
SPEAKER_01: How'd they know it was him?
39:04
SPEAKER_02: It was John.
39:05
SPEAKER_01: He probably bragged about it.
39:06
SPEAKER_02: Probably when he landed, he broke his elbow.
39:09
SPEAKER_02: Oh shit.
39:10
SPEAKER_02: Right?
39:11
SPEAKER_02: He worked at a company in town that when they make their product, it smells really, really good.
39:16
SPEAKER_02: Right?
39:17
SPEAKER_02: He this happened on a Saturday.
39:18
SPEAKER_02: He waited till Monday to go in to work and threw water on the floor and told him that he fell and hurt his elbow.
39:27
SPEAKER_02: It worked.
39:31
SPEAKER_02: And then they put a screw in his arm and he cut it out one night.
39:35
SPEAKER_01: Oh, I remember.
39:36
SPEAKER_01: I was there that night.
39:37
SPEAKER_02: Are you serious?
39:38
SPEAKER_01: Oh, he took it out.
39:40
SPEAKER_02: He cut at a party.
39:42
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, on a couch, just unscrewed the and he's like, We're getting ready to take this out anyway.
39:48
SPEAKER_02: This is the guy that if his mom was like, You can't eat soda, you can't drink soda, and she would like just you could like bake hamburgers.
39:59
SPEAKER_02: It was horrible.
40:00
SPEAKER_02: And but and he'd give you shit about it.
40:03
SPEAKER_02: But this is also the guy that would grow weed in his house and then dry it out in the microwave.
40:07
SPEAKER_00: Yes.
40:08
SPEAKER_02: And I don't know if you've ever heard of somebody drying out marijuana in the microwave, but it stinks the house up real good.
40:14
SPEAKER_02: Real good.
40:17
SPEAKER_03: Was it in Utah or Colorado the dispensary caught on fire?
40:20
SPEAKER_02: Actually, you know what?
40:20
SPEAKER_02: I've got one story I'm gonna share tonight.
40:22
SPEAKER_02: And this comes to us from Leadville, Colorado.
40:25
SPEAKER_05: There it is.
40:28
SPEAKER_02: Actually, Kevin Schick sent this to me, and this is a great story.
40:31
SPEAKER_02: Yes, sir.
40:32
SPEAKER_02: This happened on the morning of December 18th.
40:35
SPEAKER_02: A well-known marijuana and CBD dispensary in Leadville, Colorado went up in flames.
40:43
SPEAKER_02: Top of flames.
40:44
SPEAKER_02: The Floyd's dispensary on Poplar Street.
40:46
SPEAKER_02: It uh drew fire crews from multiple nearby counties.
40:51
SPEAKER_02: Uh neighbors in nearby homes were evacuated as a precaution.
40:55
SPEAKER_02: Fuck that.
40:56
SPEAKER_01: They all left happily.
40:57
SPEAKER_02: Apparently, they went under an air quality alert.
40:59
SPEAKER_02: The thick milk filled the mountain air.
41:04
SPEAKER_02: It prompted air quality alerts.
41:06
SPEAKER_02: Residents.
41:07
SPEAKER_04: The motherfucker channel mungees.
41:09
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, no shit.
41:09
SPEAKER_02: They fucking sales at the restaurant.
41:12
SPEAKER_02: Pizza restaurants reported the largest assales in franchise history.
41:17
SPEAKER_02: The police mentioned how there were no issues all today.
41:20
SPEAKER_02: That was the best day ever.
41:22
SPEAKER_02: Netflix signed up more accounts that day.
41:25
SPEAKER_02: And that kept not making all that.
41:29
SPEAKER_02: They even canceled the elementary school outdoor recess activity.
41:33
SPEAKER_02: My god, I would hope so.
41:35
SPEAKER_02: Oh.
41:35
SPEAKER_02: Richmond, Indiana.
41:37
SPEAKER_02: We get fires that are shown on CNN from plastics.
41:40
SPEAKER_02: Plastics.
41:41
SPEAKER_02: Good old Colorado.
41:42
SPEAKER_02: Have you speaking of this, of fires with marijuana?
41:46
SPEAKER_02: There it is.
41:47
SPEAKER_03: Look at that.
41:48
SPEAKER_03: I'd be standing right there next to it.
41:51
SPEAKER_02: You can't do that.
41:53
SPEAKER_02: Oh my god.
41:54
SPEAKER_03: You could have done a lot of things.
41:55
SPEAKER_01: You can't park here.
41:58
SPEAKER_03: Well, I have to because my buddy didn't tell me the price of silver.
42:01
SPEAKER_02: You know, I will say one of the things in life I'd love to see in real life is when a firework factory catches on fire.
42:10
SPEAKER_02: Oh, those are awesome.
42:11
SPEAKER_02: I just especially at night.
42:13
SPEAKER_02: But it would be amazing to do after this.
42:17
SPEAKER_03: As long as you had a couple pizzas with your face.
42:19
SPEAKER_01: Here's your face after this.
42:20
SPEAKER_01: Here's your face.
42:22
SPEAKER_02: Speaking of what there is a funny story, and this is all true, about a uh there's a YouTube video of this too, where a guy had was growing shit in his attic and it caught fire.
42:33
SPEAKER_03: Oh, nice.
42:34
SPEAKER_02: And they sent firefighters to put it out.
42:36
SPEAKER_02: And one of the firefighters they interviewed is hot laughing.
42:41
SPEAKER_03: Are you serious?
42:42
SPEAKER_01: Serious.
42:43
SPEAKER_01: Yes.
42:44
SPEAKER_03: I'm not gonna tell you what was in there, guys, but we're gonna feel good here in a little bit.
42:48
SPEAKER_03: I suddenly wanted to get some of that chili.
42:50
SPEAKER_01: He just kept giggling.
42:51
SPEAKER_03: Just make sure you guys are downwind.
42:53
SPEAKER_01: He wanted to either go to Taco Bell or Waffle House.
42:57
SPEAKER_02: I'm trying to think of any of this other shit.
42:59
SPEAKER_04: DB, baby.
43:00
SPEAKER_04: He said you guys are too funny.
43:01
SPEAKER_04: You know what I love you, DB.
43:02
SPEAKER_02: Denver Baker.
43:03
SPEAKER_02: I've got a great Denver Baker story you told me one time that uh I believe it was there it is.
43:10
SPEAKER_02: You don't even need to hear it.
43:12
SPEAKER_02: You just need to watch the firefighter at the end of this and think that this guy got paid that day.
43:18
SPEAKER_02: Look, now hold on.
43:21
SPEAKER_02: Hold on.
43:22
SPEAKER_02: Look at that.
43:23
SPEAKER_02: Look.
43:25
SPEAKER_05: Look, look.
43:29
SPEAKER_01: He's like, how are you doing?
43:31
SPEAKER_01: Best fire ever.
43:34
SPEAKER_02: Nah, best fire ever.
43:36
SPEAKER_02: Oh, there you go.
43:38
SPEAKER_02: You know what?
43:38
SPEAKER_02: That's the after two beers that I've grown to love.
43:42
SPEAKER_02: We're gonna go ahead and wrap this one up.
43:44
SPEAKER_02: We hope you all have had a great time tonight watching the After Two Beers podcast.
43:48
SPEAKER_02: You know, we've been doing trivia here locally, and we've had a great time with it.
43:52
SPEAKER_02: We've been doing it down at the firehouse here in Richmond.
43:54
SPEAKER_02: It's been great down there.
43:55
SPEAKER_02: Oh, the staff is phenomenal.
43:57
SPEAKER_02: The support we've been receiving from the community is great.
44:00
SPEAKER_01: We got VFW too.
44:02
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, and what the VFW coming up.
44:04
SPEAKER_02: We've got um now I'm I'm warming up to it a little bit.
44:08
SPEAKER_02: On uh January 31st, we're gonna be doing a uh theme night in music.
44:14
SPEAKER_01: This is all up my alley.
44:16
SPEAKER_02: And we're doing 90s country here locally from 8 to 11.
44:20
SPEAKER_02: Now I'm not a big country guy myself, but we were working on the uh the playlist today, AJ and I, and it's not bad music.
44:26
SPEAKER_02: No, it's not it's not like I would love to do an 80s, 90s RB or hip-hop night.
44:31
SPEAKER_02: I don't know that Richmond Indians are.
44:33
SPEAKER_01: For the country thing, are you gonna wear your Halloween costume?
44:37
SPEAKER_02: Not maybe not the full, but I've got the cowboy hat and everything.
44:40
SPEAKER_02: I'm gonna I probably need to get online and get like a one of those pearl buttons.
44:44
SPEAKER_02: Oh, yeah.
44:45
SPEAKER_01: You got a bolo tie.
44:47
SPEAKER_01: What is it called?
44:47
SPEAKER_01: A death.
44:49
SPEAKER_01: Bolo tie.
44:50
SPEAKER_04: So Dalton, maybe you guys can uh we're gonna do a prom.
44:53
SPEAKER_04: I want to do a prom.
44:55
SPEAKER_04: I'd love to do a prom.
44:56
SPEAKER_04: I want to do the old school 80s prominent prom would be great.
45:03
SPEAKER_04: You could do multiple.
45:04
SPEAKER_04: And on the 31st, we're doing fireworks.
45:07
SPEAKER_04: Oh, that's right.
45:07
SPEAKER_04: The meltdown.
45:10
SPEAKER_01: Oh, yeah, that's coming up.
45:11
SPEAKER_02: That is great.
45:12
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, good call.
45:13
SPEAKER_02: A lot of stuff coming up.
45:14
SPEAKER_02: And we've got trivia at VFW, as Gibler mentioned, coming up.
45:18
SPEAKER_02: Uh, make sure you follow us on our webpage and uh we'll keep you updated with dates.
45:22
SPEAKER_02: Follow us on Facebook and we'll do that as well.
45:24
SPEAKER_02: Um, we only told one story, but it was a pretty good one, I think.
45:28
SPEAKER_02: We still got it.
45:29
SPEAKER_02: Jumped into the history a little bit.
45:31
SPEAKER_02: Oh, I forgot my Denver Baker story.
45:33
SPEAKER_00: Uh-oh.
45:34
SPEAKER_00: You know what?
45:35
SPEAKER_02: I will approve it with Denver before I share it.
45:38
SPEAKER_00: That's probably a good idea.
45:39
SPEAKER_02: We got a couple dollars with DB.
45:41
SPEAKER_02: Oh, mine involves a baseball that he signed.
45:44
SPEAKER_02: And uh, what about the Spanish mackerel he caught?
45:48
SPEAKER_02: I don't know.
45:49
SPEAKER_02: Oh, yeah, that's true.
45:51
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, he was chumming for sure.
45:53
SPEAKER_02: He was chumming the ocean more than he was catching.
45:55
SPEAKER_02: First fish ever, though, DB.
45:57
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, so anyway.
45:59
SPEAKER_02: Uh yeah, I think the prom, AJ, would be.
46:01
SPEAKER_02: Oh, Denver's good.
46:02
SPEAKER_02: Denver, I'm gonna need you to ask you right what you wrote on the ball, but apparently, I believe he was married at the time.
46:08
SPEAKER_02: And his wife or girlfriend, I can't remember which one it was.
46:11
SPEAKER_02: Meaning, not that he had a girlfriend while he was married, meaning it's a wife.
46:18
SPEAKER_01: Status it was.
46:19
SPEAKER_02: Um, was cheating on him.
46:21
SPEAKER_02: And he found out who he was cheating on with and took a baseball, and I don't I I can't remember what he said he wrote on it.
46:30
SPEAKER_02: But uh he threw it through the guy's front window at his house.
46:34
SPEAKER_02: Ah, nice.
46:35
SPEAKER_02: But then it turned out to be the wrong house.
46:41
SPEAKER_02: That's a news story right there.
46:43
SPEAKER_02: Can you imagine how much trouble that guy got in at that house?
46:48
SPEAKER_02: You fucking my wife.
46:50
SPEAKER_02: Holy baby, I ain't been doing nothing.
46:54
SPEAKER_02: And my friends can't throw that hard.
46:55
SPEAKER_02: I don't know how that ball got through that window.
46:58
SPEAKER_02: Oh man.
46:59
SPEAKER_02: You know what?
47:00
SPEAKER_02: I've been surrounded by some amazing people in my life that have funny stories, and I love every minute of it.
47:05
SPEAKER_02: So all right.
47:06
SPEAKER_02: Thanks again, Dorothy.
47:07
SPEAKER_02: Can you guys hear me?
47:08
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, because I can't hear shit through my headphones right now.
47:11
SPEAKER_03: I can't see shit through the same thing.
47:14
SPEAKER_02: You know what?
47:14
SPEAKER_02: I want to do a thing on that where we do our favorite scenes from films.
47:18
SPEAKER_05: Oh, yeah.
47:18
SPEAKER_02: Where I'm the white woman at.
47:20
SPEAKER_02: Oh, that's another one.
47:21
SPEAKER_02: Blazing Saddles.
47:22
SPEAKER_02: I love it, but movies you can't remake today.
47:24
SPEAKER_02: Oh uh, thanks to our buddy Kevin Shook here at Global Media Enterprises for it once again.
47:31
SPEAKER_02: We haven't been here in a few weeks, but uh Kevin is always top-notch, doing lots of cool stuff here in the community.
47:36
SPEAKER_02: So thank you so much, Kevin.
47:38
SPEAKER_02: If this is something you're looking to do, uh it's not that hard.
47:41
SPEAKER_02: You basically you hang out and do whatever you want.
47:44
SPEAKER_02: Uh he's got some really cool ones that are going on down here.
47:47
SPEAKER_02: I stopped in.
47:47
SPEAKER_02: Well tempered.
47:48
SPEAKER_02: Or um, I it now what is it?
47:51
SPEAKER_02: Um yes.
47:56
SPEAKER_02: Uh lots of cool stuff.
47:57
SPEAKER_02: Uh, I left the guy to cash in the mailbox.
48:05
SPEAKER_05: Good job.
48:07
SPEAKER_01: Hey, and I bet that that guy's still trying to get his sneakers every time he bets on Denver's things.
48:14
SPEAKER_02: That guy just found out Sundays.
48:16
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, he did.
48:16
SPEAKER_00: Oh, that was that was Denver.
48:18
unknown: That was Denver.
48:19
SPEAKER_02: He's got a hell of an arm on him.
48:21
SPEAKER_02: Uh thanks to our Patreon sponsors.
48:25
SPEAKER_02: Uh, thanks to our good buddy Jeremy Screddy, Scratty Pirate Next.
48:28
SPEAKER_02: If you're looking to blow some shit up, make it look cool, uh make sure you do that.
48:32
SPEAKER_02: Don't worry, I'll give you the next time.
48:34
SPEAKER_02: Uh thank you to uh the firehouse for continuing to have us down there on Wednesday nights, 6 o'clock for our trivia.
48:41
SPEAKER_02: You know, we get 40, 50, 60 people in there, and it's it's so much fun.
48:45
SPEAKER_02: Everybody can we have a good time and we've got uh yeah, wait, I've got more stuff coming up.
48:50
SPEAKER_02: We got lots of people to think.
48:52
SPEAKER_02: Um we've got our uh 90s country, January 31st.
48:57
SPEAKER_02: I mentioned that.
48:58
SPEAKER_02: Right now, if you look at going and can and interested, I think we're over 125 people.
49:04
SPEAKER_01: That's amazing.
49:05
SPEAKER_01: Just a hand.
49:06
SPEAKER_01: It's gonna be so much fun.
49:08
SPEAKER_02: People used to go to uh triangle.
49:10
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, yeah.
49:10
SPEAKER_02: I'd never went.
49:13
SPEAKER_02: What?
49:13
SPEAKER_02: Never went.
49:14
SPEAKER_02: I've never been either.
49:15
SPEAKER_02: This is gonna be my version that night of the triangle.
49:18
SPEAKER_01: I will do and everything.
49:20
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
49:21
SPEAKER_02: All right.
49:22
SPEAKER_01: Heel toe doe.
49:23
SPEAKER_02: Oh yeah, we're gonna watermelon crawl and all that shit.
49:26
SPEAKER_01: Watermole and crawl.
49:27
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, so make sure you tune in for that.
49:29
SPEAKER_02: Uh, thanks to our buddies down at the bottle shop who continue to supply us with all the great liquors that uh inspire us for this evening.
49:36
SPEAKER_02: I took a 99 shot of uh cherry lime aid earlier.
49:39
SPEAKER_02: It's fucking horrible.
49:41
SPEAKER_02: Just don't do that one.
49:42
SPEAKER_02: But uh, some of the other stuff they do is really good.
49:47
SPEAKER_02: It's not good at all.
49:48
SPEAKER_02: When it says 99 and it's kind of hard.
49:50
SPEAKER_03: It's gonna be bad.
49:51
SPEAKER_02: But uh thanks to those guys.
49:53
SPEAKER_02: Thanks to VFW.
49:54
SPEAKER_02: Thanks again to the Moose.
49:56
SPEAKER_02: We're gonna be down there.
49:57
SPEAKER_02: Thanks to the Firehouse, thanks to our buddy Kevin Shook, thanks to Patreon, thanks to Jeremy Scrady, Scratty Pirate Nicks.
50:02
SPEAKER_01: And thank you.
50:04
SPEAKER_02: Oh thank you for the story.
50:06
SPEAKER_01: You do a lot for us with the stories.
50:08
SPEAKER_01: Oh, you know what?
50:09
SPEAKER_01: We the three of us, we can't do it without each other.
50:12
SPEAKER_02: Oh, that's right.
50:13
SPEAKER_02: And thank you.
50:15
SPEAKER_02: He drives the line.
50:16
SPEAKER_02: He's fine.
50:17
SPEAKER_02: Dude, I'm telling you right now, there's no way our trivia, you know what?
50:20
SPEAKER_02: And I uh I think our trivia, in all honesty, is the best trivia I've ever seen.
50:25
SPEAKER_02: Oh I love it.
50:26
SPEAKER_02: We're trying to bring in some new stuff and we're trying to figure out how to get it in.
50:28
SPEAKER_02: But in defense of other people, it takes all three of us and we're busting our ass for two hours to do it.
50:35
SPEAKER_02: Like we've got lives.
50:36
SPEAKER_03: It's more than two hours.
50:37
SPEAKER_03: I mean, the show is the event itself.
50:39
SPEAKER_03: The days before is hey, what are you doing?
50:42
SPEAKER_03: You got this?
50:42
SPEAKER_03: Hey, how about this?
50:43
SPEAKER_03: How about this one?
50:44
SPEAKER_03: And we're kind of back and forth.
50:46
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, we don't pay for any of this stuff.
50:47
SPEAKER_02: A lot of people join these subscriptions where they uh they get the questions sent to them.
50:51
SPEAKER_02: We come up with everything on our own.
50:53
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
50:54
SPEAKER_02: On our own uh the music, the family feud, the uh the connection.
50:57
SPEAKER_02: We do all kinds of things.
50:58
SPEAKER_01: We just like to have a good time, even if you don't like our music.
51:01
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, yeah, Jeremy.
51:02
SPEAKER_02: It's I'm telling you, it's hard to pick.
51:04
SPEAKER_02: Dave Matthews, Bruce Springsteen.
51:06
SPEAKER_02: My bad.
51:07
SPEAKER_01: You were in your feels, it was it's fine.
51:09
SPEAKER_04: I never heard of them, bro.
51:12
SPEAKER_04: Now I guess how bad it was.
51:14
SPEAKER_02: I can't hear it.
51:14
SPEAKER_02: I think Jeremy just said that.
51:16
SPEAKER_01: He ain't never heard anything.
51:17
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
51:18
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, he's horrible at it.
51:19
SPEAKER_02: Well, we're gonna do movies for you, buddy.
51:21
SPEAKER_02: We'll figure it out.
51:22
SPEAKER_02: All right.
51:23
SPEAKER_02: I think uh, you know, we say it at the end of every show.
51:27
SPEAKER_02: It is by far the most important thing we say.
51:29
SPEAKER_02: We need to start saying it at trivia.
51:30
SPEAKER_02: You guys need to remind me.
51:31
SPEAKER_03: Yes.
51:32
SPEAKER_02: Uh it's simply this.
51:33
SPEAKER_02: You know what?
51:33
SPEAKER_02: We all go through shit in life.
51:34
SPEAKER_02: It doesn't matter if it's right now, if you know, we've been on this thing for eight years.
51:39
SPEAKER_02: That's amazing.
51:40
SPEAKER_02: That's crazy.
51:41
SPEAKER_02: I wonder how many podcasts make it eight years.
51:45
SPEAKER_02: I you can't think of many.
51:46
SPEAKER_02: Not many, not many.
51:47
SPEAKER_02: After two beers has built at least a small dent, like that guy fallen in the community.
51:56
SPEAKER_03: And in Europe.
51:57
SPEAKER_03: We're huge.
51:58
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
51:59
SPEAKER_01: Uh yeah, we do, yeah, Germany.
52:01
SPEAKER_02: For some.
52:02
SPEAKER_02: Germany loves German.
52:03
SPEAKER_01: Germany loves us.
52:04
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, we're like, all one to kill us.
52:06
SPEAKER_01: I don't know which, but whatever.
52:08
SPEAKER_02: One or the other.
52:09
SPEAKER_02: But uh, no, this has been a fun ride.
52:11
SPEAKER_02: But uh, you know, we all go through things.
52:13
SPEAKER_02: We, you know, it it doesn't you've got family, especially as you get older.
52:17
SPEAKER_02: Gen X.
52:18
SPEAKER_02: The the hardest part about being Gen X for me now, I'm like I said, I'm approaching 48 in April, is uh the obituary page becomes more and more common.
52:28
SPEAKER_02: Uh it's like you're herian.
52:30
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, it's it's sad.
52:31
SPEAKER_02: It sucks.
52:32
SPEAKER_02: A lot of great people in my life that are no longer here, and it can get you down.
52:36
SPEAKER_02: You know, holidays we just came through is kind of rough, and um it's a rough time of the year for a lot of people, but regardless of what time of year it is, people struggle.
52:46
SPEAKER_02: So the only thing that we ask here on the After Two Beers podcast is if you know someone in your life that might be struggling right now, go and sue some things, maybe they just uh they don't seem like themselves or you just haven't heard from them in a minute.
52:58
SPEAKER_02: Do me a solid.
52:59
SPEAKER_02: Reach out to them, ask them how they're doing, how they've been, just let them know you care about them and appreciate them.
53:05
SPEAKER_02: You could be surprised how something so small might be the thing that makes them wake up tomorrow morning.
53:11
SPEAKER_02: All right, without further ado, pudding, Screddy, Nick Jones, my good buddy Kevin Shook, Gibler.
53:19
SPEAKER_02: We will talk to them all next time.
53:21
SPEAKER_05: After two beers.
53:24
SPEAKER_05: Take me home, take me home home.