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  But giving offense is good. In fact, it's essential.
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  Well, good evening folks, and welcome to tonight's live
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  edition of the Whitfield Deport. Ladies and gentlemen, let's get
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  ready to Whitfield. On and YouTube and all the other
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  places. Joined here by Back Sand
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  Morpheus and for the second week in a row, Fluffy Phil.
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  We have kicked off off YouTube. Holy shit.
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  No, I know it's they didn't. Even kick they didn't even kick
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  us off for reading Gantwell's gay porn.
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  I know, I know. That's.
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  Sam, now you're, you've been an author.
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  You've even voice acted things before.
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  How is voice acting a gay porn story different anyway?
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  Never mind, we're on to different things.
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  It's, it's, it's, it's way different than like reading a
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  political thrill or how it's, it's, it's different than than
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  even like writing. Political political gay porn.
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  Well, you got to, you got to get through your revulsion anyway.
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  Well, it's a lovely evening for a Whitfield report.
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  It is. And actually, before we start
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  the show, I kind of want to explain to some people tonight's
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  title, the of the show Darkest Before the Dawn because, you
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  know, things have been pretty dark, you know, over the past
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  couple weeks, you know, with the Troy Kirk, you know,
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  assassination and this, you know, church, Why I don't really
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  know what to call other than than a massacre that happened in
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  Michigan. Tragic.
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  Definitely have some stuff to talk about on that for.
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  Sure we we do, but everyone's been saying man, things are just
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  so dark right now. And that's true, things have
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  been dark. But as Max pointed out, you
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  know, on last week's show, or maybe it was 2 weeks ago now,
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  things always get darkest just before good things occur.
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  And so that's kind of, I guess the theme of tonight's show, if
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  you kind of, if I might put that out there at the outset.
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  We do have some heavy topics to cover.
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  But as always, we are pretty optimistic about the future,
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  even what things. I've been watching Auntie forget
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  the shit kicked out of them. That's been an upper.
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  Yes. It's about fucking time that
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  these goddamn terrorist punks who have been for at least a
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  decade that I've been dealing with them, they harass Pete,
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  they assault people, they vandalize, they cause
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  destruction, mayhem. They break things, they throw
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  piss bottles at police officers in Boston.
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  Some of them were convicted for that because Massachusetts,
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  you'll actually get get convicted here even if they are
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  liberal justices because people hear like law and order, even
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  the liberals, strangely enough. So like, like that you get away
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  with assaulting a lot of people. You won't get away with salting
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  a cop in Massachusetts. That one ain't going to happen.
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  So yeah, but they've been with impunity most other places.
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  I just this year, earlier this year, Sam, you remember I did
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  the riot watch both in LA and Portland streams and my
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  cameraman, No, it was Seattle, not Portland.
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  Sorry. My cameraman that I was watching
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  and talking to in chat in in Seattle was famously and it was
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  all over the news assaulted by Antifa.
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  They warned him they were going to do that.
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  They told him he needed to leave and he said, well, I don't want
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  to. And they're like, well, you're
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  entitled to do whatever you want, which is their commie
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  speak for get the fuck out of here or we're going to hurt you.
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  15 minutes later, they come here and with a fucking bike lock in
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  the back of the fucking head like cowards and start stomping
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  on this. He wasn't a political guy, by
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  the way, Sam. He was a dude broke construction
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  worker who happened to work across the street and he saw a
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  happening. So he pulled out his phone and
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  they beat the shit out of him. Caused brain damage.
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  Yeah. So when I say I take Glee in
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  these punks, in the act of criminality, in the act of
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  illegal protests, and in the act of, by the way, if you're
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  Antifa, you're all like, well, Antifa is not a group, It's an
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  idea. And I associate with that idea.
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  Well, if you I associate with that fucking idea, you're a
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  terrorist. That's how it works.
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  Facts. So you are any Antifa protest is
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  now unlawful forever? Well.
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  Until. Until somebody undoes it.
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  But the point being, right now it is an unlawful protest that
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  you're doing when the cops come out there and they actually
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  unleash them. I'll tell you, me and Shmuley
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  have been using the catch phrase, unleashed the police for
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  about 10 years regarding these riots.
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  We watch all of them. We sit there, we've watched
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  things that people that haven't even made the news, people
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  getting shot right in the middle of fucking riots that nobody
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  even covers long before 2020 even.
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  And it's always these fucking rich, spoiled white kids from
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  the fucking suburbs that go to the fancy universities.
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  And they're the, they're the ones that will break a goddamn
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  window and say, let's go Lou to store.
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  And that starts a chain reaction.
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  They're the ones that will throw the first brick.
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  They're the ones that will hit a fucking cop and then they sneak
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  off into the back and let all the other stupid peaceful
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  protesters that to them are just cover, take the fucking and fall
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  for it. Because they don't care, because
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  they're accelerationists. We've discussed this recently.
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  The the idea of their they want things to be awful.
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  They want you to be uncomfortable.
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  They want things to be bad. So you say please, Mr.
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  Communist, fix it. And they'll fix it for you.
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  And it'll cost you everything. And your kids.
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  Your grandkids, too. Well, and that's what, and
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  that's kind of what, you know, concerns me and a lot of other
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  people about, believe it or not, Max, I actually have a lot of
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  New York New Yorkers who are very like concerned about Kami
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  Dhami, as I call him, winning the mayoral.
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  Yeah, because people like, I get it.
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  I there's a tendency from people who aren't in blue states to
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  say, fuck people like me, right? We live here, we just got to
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  deal with it. But they OK, but I'm here, you
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  know what I mean? And I can't just move.
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  It's not so fucking easy as people want it to be.
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  And I live in a place that sucks.
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  That's it. Like Massachusetts just there
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  was a news story, I retweeted it like a week ago, $100 million
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  Sam on giving $4000 stipends, cash stipends each month to the
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  illegals plus 500 in food stamps, $4500 worth of free shit
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  a month for illegals from the state of Massachusetts.
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  And they have the audacity to sit there and tell us these
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  people don't take any form of fucking welfare.
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  Yep, same thing in New York. I, I want to point out too Max
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  that well, while we're recording this on Wednesday night, for
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  those of you listening into this later on the podcast feed or
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  wherever, you know, I, I believe that the government is, has
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  either shut down or is on the verge of a shutdown.
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  And from what I'm hearing. It will.
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  It will be. Shut.
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  Down as of midnight tonight, Sam.
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  There's no stopping it at this point.
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  They could convene tomorrow and fix it, but yes, it will be shut
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  down at midnight. Actually, no, it's been shut
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  down since midnight. My bad.
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  Well, we are in the shutdown currently.
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  Well, from what I've heard the the shutdown is occurring
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  because the Dems want to keep pushing this welfare to the oil.
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  Correct. They they want to fuck people
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  like you, me, and anybody else. Right off the boat kind of deal.
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  Yeah. And that was the IT was a hard
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  line for them. They said they would not pass it
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  without that. So here we are.
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  Yeah. So if you're one of a lot of our
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  audience, Sam, as you know, like me and Mort for good examples of
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  this actually Phil to some degree too and yourself are more
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  independent minded. We're not party loyalists.
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  Yeah. But you want to keep things like
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  that in mind when you see the the Democrats say this is what
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  matters to us so much that we'll shut the government down.
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  And the answer to what that is is not you in your interests.
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  It's. Illegal.
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  It's always fucking illegals for the duns.
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  Yeah, every single motherfucking time.
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  It's the fucking illegals. Well, I and I want to give a
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  shout out to Phil here, particularly because Phil might,
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  you might not remember this, but you were but a few years ago
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  when you came on my show, you were, you were one of the few
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  people who said to give Fetterman a chance.
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  And Fetteman actually seems to be ranking to be breaking to be
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  breaking rank with a lot of Democrats on this.
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  I remember Sam Schmooly was saying that and I was on the
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  fence. And then Phil was actually the
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  one that came in and said he made a case or whatever and I
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  was like, OK, I'll take a look. And man, were they both right.
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  Yeah. What I mean, like, well, with
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  the thing with Pennsylvania and like it's really a purple state.
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  It really is like you're not going to get, you're not going
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  one extreme or the other and expecting to get a seat really
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  anywhere outside of Philly. Or a working class unionist
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  element that you cannot ignore in in Pennsylvania as a whole,
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  but especially around Philly and Pittsburgh.
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  Yeah, like there there's, I mean, you've got your extreme,
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  you do have your extremists in some of the cities, but they're
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  like, but for the most part, you've got a whole state of just
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  like purple. Working class.
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  Yeah, and. It's one of the most working
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  class states like per capita I believe in the country.
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  Yeah, but you're, you're talking about like even even like Josh
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  Shapiro. A lot of people don't like Josh
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  Shapiro, but he's he's actually kind of the one of the more
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  moderate Democrats out there. I'm not saying I wanna go.
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  Too far. Yeah, but, but like you can't go
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  far right either 'cause you had Doug Mastriano, he was trying to
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  go real super far right. And like they're they weren't
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  the the state wasn't having that either.
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  Like you, it's a very purple. So I'm like OK A.
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  Bit like that here as well. Like people will, you know,
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  Charlie Baker was a Republican during COVID and he was like
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  mega luck downer because he had to appeal to the Boston
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  demographic of voters and their Democrat.
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  And if you don't win at least a portion of them, you just lose.
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  Yeah, well, I mean honest, honestly, Fetterman surprised
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  even me though. Like I got to be honest.
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  Like I was, I was expecting him to be like moderate, but I, I
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  actually, I wasn't expecting him to be this fucking moderate.
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  I was, I'm actually even I'm kind of impressed like he had
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  that. The one thing I know about him
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  is everybody made fun of his like, intellect, right?
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  But I see a man who does a lot of critical thinking on issues
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  because he can articulate his position.
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  He's actually, yeah. I mean he, he does have, he does
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  have thought like he, he has these appearance like, like when
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  you look at him, he has the disappearance like it's like a
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  like a like a big oofy ogre looking motherfucker.
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  But like when you hear him talk, it's actually very OK.
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  This guy does have have some critical thought.
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  He does have some. And I know something about being
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  a big ogre looking motherfucker, so.
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  Well, I, I, well, I, I want, I want to point out that like
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  Fetterman had a had like a literal stroke if I remember
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  correctly, like. During that, that's a lot of the
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  reason why people were shitting all over him.
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  During his campaign, he still won.
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  And then I also wanted to point out that like, even despite his,
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  you know, impediment and whatnot, and all his condition
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  with the stroke, like he was more competent and, and more
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  coherent than than Joe Biden was.
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  In fact, that was that was for a lot of my Democrat friends at
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  the time. That was like, wait a minute,
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  something might be off with Joe because this guy Fetteman, he
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  just had a stroke and he's more coherent and, you know, and, you
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  know, thoughtful. Then, well, not only that.
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  It's. Not OK like he ran against
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  Doctor Oz, who really wasn't a Pennsylvanian and there's
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  certain state. Point Shmuli's point to me was
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  when he was still running was like, look at who he's running
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  against. It's Doctor Oz.
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  How cringe is that? And I was like, you know what,
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  Shmuli? You might have a point, but he
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  is half retarded. But then you came on and you
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  mentioned a whole bunch of the Democrat.
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  I don't remember exact, but I know it was you.
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  And you were like, look, look at the demographics and stuff.
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  And I was like, OK, but it's like.
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  Like Pennsylvania there there's like a handful of states that
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  are very like proud of their state.
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  Like there's very and Pennsylvania is definitely one
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  of them. Like if you're if you're, you're
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  not going to be one of these people that's like from out of
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  the state and. Tribes within your state.
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  Yeah. Because there's like the, the,
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  the Philly side versus Pittsburgh versus the different
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  call, yeah, there's tribes within tribes and.
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  Yeah, but that this is part of the.
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  I don't mean part of the reason why Trump has had so much
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  success in Pennsylvania where others, other Republicans
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  haven't is like he he's had a lot of associations with a lot
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  of the key demographics within the states, like the Polish,
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  like there's a good Polish population within the state.
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  You have a lot of Eastern European like immigrate
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  immigrants and you know, stuff like that.
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  And and within the state, there's a lot of that that
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  relate that Trump kind of relates to, whereas your typical
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  Republican really doesn't. So it's like.
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  That's The thing is if they're looking at a state that has,
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  let's say a similar makeup, their their strategy typical
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  like neo con, let's say like the Bush style Romney.
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  They look at y'all state the same way they're looking at the
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  out West States and in the southern states because of the
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  the way it's made-up. And that's why they haven't been
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  able to make any headway there in all those years.
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  Is is, is exactly what you're saying is they were looking at
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  the state rather than the make up of the people and the kind of
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  ethos y'all got out there. And, and so that what like going
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  really far into like Hellfire and brimstone type of rhetoric
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  isn't going to play as well in Pennsylvania.
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  It's just not because they try to, like, politically at least,
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  you try to steer everybody towards the center.
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  Yeah. Well, you, you have this
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  natural, you have this natural friction like even with you do
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  have extremes. Yeah.
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  But they're like small forces. They have to latch on to the
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  other, one side or the other, because they have no power
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  otherwise. You do have like a you have a
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  slim social, you do have a slim socialist base where you have
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  them in like Philly, You have them in yeah, you have some in
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  Pittsburgh, but and some in Harrisburg, but it's not it's
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  not big. And then you have, you have some
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  deeply deep, deep, hard religious people in this state
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  as well. Like you got, you've got your
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  Amish, you've got your foreman base, you've got your
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  Mennonites, You've got a lot like they're like very, very
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  stern. And it's like, well, most people
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  are just working class. They're just trying to get,
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  they're, they're trying to pay the bills, They're trying to get
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  by. It's, it's, it's a very and
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  there's a lot of, there's a lot of industry in this state.
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  There's a lot of. If you go back to the 80s,
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  kitchen table issues have won every, every time in
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  Pennsylvania. Yeah, yeah.
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  And it's like, and it's like usually they get up there,
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  there's a there are extreme. And I and I know that I know a
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  couple of like of the Democrats, Democrat politicians that are
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  very that are trying to be kind of progressive.
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  And I always tell them that like, you're like, if, if you
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  that your progressive should've work, if you just stay in, you
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  stay in Philadelphia, it'll probably work.
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  You stay in Harrisburg, it'll probably work.
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  But if you're trying to to be a senator or you're trying to be
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  like a governor or you're trying to be, you know, like, like
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  anything like an attorney general or something like that,
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  you, you're gonna, you have. To ask do Amish and Mennonites
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  even vote? They did for they did.
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  They rolled out normally, No, but they did roll out for Trump.
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  In fact, the Mennonites and the Amish were one of the big
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  demographics that pushed. They don't mean Pennsylvania.
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  On the edge, Yeah. You really have to energize that
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  base. Because it's not the first time
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  they've people said it was the first time they've come out to
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  vote. It's not the first time they've
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  ever come out to vote. But I believe it was like the
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  last time was like to vote against World War Two or
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  something like. That right, Well, that, well,
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  there was a, there was, there was issues with like, like there
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  was like agricultural and Green New Deal issues that were
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  rubbing Mennonites and Amish the wrong way 'cause farming is like
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  a very huge thing with them. And you're that, that a lot of
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  those like environmental it like they were trying to, to, you
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  know, get rid of some of the fertilizers and the pesticides
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  and stuff like that, which some of them, some of them were OK,
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  but some of them were like, well, shit, they're, they're
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  natural because we've been doing it for like 10s of year 10s of
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  hundreds of years. And like, there's no way we're
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  going to just get rid of that. Well, we're, we're well, oh,
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  you're, you're going to try to screw me over.
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  OK, We'll, we'll take our chances with Trump and that
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  that's pretty much, that's pretty much what happened with
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  the Amish and the Mennonites. And, and I saw a part, partially
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  some of them mentioned that they didn't like Democrats, the
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  perception of the attack on religion by Democrats.
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  Right, there was a little bit of that, too.
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  There was a little. Bit of that too.
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  That's the a lot of the reason a lot of Roman Catholics in this
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  area also went Trump is they felt like if you're attacking
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  the God, you're attacking us basically.
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  Or the idea of, you know, people being able to practice freely or
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  whatever. And that and that's the one
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  thing that personal story. It's one thing I don't
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  understand about my stepfather is he's very much a staunch
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  Roman Catholic, very goes to church every Sunday, does all
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  does all of the things has since I've I've been child and he
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  fucking hates Trump, love the fucking Dems and I don't fucking
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  get it. Well, I I can maybe shed some
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  light on that more because there are a lot of Democrats,
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  particularly boomers. You love Dems, Sam.
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  This is shocking news here on the Whitfield Report.
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  Well, I don't like the Dems now, but.
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  No, thank God I was about to quit.
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  But, but there I, well, I, I do have, I do have Democrat
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  relatives, though mostly boomers.
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  You got to love your people. Who they still think that the
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  Democrat party is like the is like the party from like the 60s
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  of JFK. That's like very like heavily
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  Catholic. And they woke is sort of the new
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  civil rights era for a lot of them it seems.
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  Yeah, but. Then their dopamine hits the
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  same as they. And, and, and and we had a
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  family thing this past weekend and I tried pulling something up
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  to prove a point to him over this weekend, over the weekend.
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  Flat out fucking tells me you know I'm not going to look at
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  it. Then what the fuck you bringing
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  it up for? Yeah, yeah, more that.
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  I have to beat you over. See, it's it's weird.
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  It's like you'd either got a get you to agree with them, but they
• 23:38
  know that you're not going to so then they just got to get you 1.
• 23:42
  And if you have a counter response, they don't want to
• 23:44
  hear it because they just wanted to get you 1 and it's it is very
• 23:46
  toxic. And and that's the thing, this
• 23:49
  motherfucker, it's been a back and forth thing with him and I
• 23:55
  probably since like 2020-2021. We we do take constant digs of
• 24:01
  each other and I'm constantly pulling things up, pulling
• 24:05
  things up, pulling things up. He never looked at the goddamn
• 24:10
  fucking thing. He just sucks on fucking CN NS
• 24:12
  fucking cock and never believes anything else.
• 24:17
  Well. It's not.
• 24:19
  It's not mattering as much anymore because the partisans
• 24:22
  are getting outweighed by normies who are sick of them.
• 24:25
  Yeah. Yeah.
• 24:27
  And, and I guess, you know, Speaking of things people are
• 24:32
  getting sick of, I got a list if you want to get into that.
• 24:36
  Oh yeah, let's let's get into the list.
• 24:39
  'Cause you guys didn't even know when I said the top ten list for
• 24:42
  today, by the way, is top 10 reasons to cancel Netflix.
• 24:46
  And everybody in the room was like, oh, we're doing that
• 24:49
  again. I thought we already did that.
• 24:51
  Yeah, but normies have now figured out that Netflix is full
• 24:55
  of shit that's not appropriate for children.
• 24:58
  Imagine that. Yeah, and they're not liking it.
• 25:01
  And I've seen Sam. I saw so many people posting
• 25:05
  they're cancelling Netflix like screen caps today.
• 25:09
  So I figured it would be yes, we're ahead of the curve.
• 25:12
  We're hipsters, we're cool. We all were like, let's cancel
• 25:15
  Netflix years ago, but now normies are doing it.
• 25:18
  It's not cool anymore. But hey.
• 25:21
  Yeah, Well, well, Elon was the one that's like when the the I
• 25:27
  guess, I guess the there was one cartoon that came out with
• 25:32
  Netflix with that had like transgenders in them or
• 25:35
  something like that. I.
• 25:37
  Got you covered. Right.
• 25:39
  So. Elon, Elon retweeted it and is
• 25:42
  like, oh, I'm cancelling my net, I'm cancelling my Netflix
• 25:45
  subscription. And you, you all should do the
• 25:48
  same. Which of course, you, you, the
• 25:51
  CEO of fucking X says something like that.
• 25:55
  People are going to follow suit naturally, but like, well, I
• 25:59
  mean a lot. Of them didn't know that there
• 26:01
  was a lot of this content on there.
• 26:03
  There's they're actually, rather than just taking his word for
• 26:06
  it, they're going and looking and being like, Oh my God.
• 26:09
  Yeah, it's wild. Yeah.
• 26:13
  So it's a mix of reasons that you should cancel Netflix and
• 26:18
  stuff on Netflix that should make you want to cancel it, if
• 26:21
  that makes sense. Which I which I'm I'm curious on
• 26:27
  considering that like I don't really go on Netflix.
• 26:30
  I have I I have a friend's account that I could use, but I
• 26:35
  never go on there. I have a family account.
• 26:38
  You know, there's, there's all kinds of situations.
• 26:41
  I'm just sort of generally saying these are reasons that
• 26:44
  Netflix is fucking terrible. So these are the top 10 reasons
• 26:48
  to cancel Netflix #10 this one will affect you, Sam.
• 26:54
  WWE pay per views region locked outside of the US into a $30
• 26:59
  plan on fucking ESPN right there.
• 27:03
  That's gay. So that's why, that's why.
• 27:10
  AVPN. Let me yeah, let me explain.
• 27:14
  All their pay per views are on Netflix and everybody else gets
• 27:18
  to have it. Yep, but if.
• 27:19
  You want to have it American? You have to pay ESPN $30.00 a
• 27:24
  month separately or get AVPN but whatever.
• 27:29
  Anyway #9 this one's for you, Sam.
• 27:34
  Netflix, Netflix and chill is degenerate.
• 27:37
  Get married, you heathens, I said.
• 27:46
  Nobody that that is that that is probably the gayest line ever.
• 27:50
  Like Netflix and chill. Like wait wait, at least
• 27:54
  nobody's watching Netflix like. Take a lady out to a theater, my
• 27:59
  friend. I'm not.
• 28:02
  I'm not spending. I'm not spending $100.
• 28:05
  Yourself up. Take take, take the take the
• 28:08
  girl out to a movie. That's right, take her out to we
• 28:13
  can't really do like he he. He's got a point in movies.
• 28:16
  Expensive as shit. Yeah, you're licensed for for
• 28:18
  even even for two people, you're it's like 100 bucks by the time
• 28:21
  you spend money on on the movie tickets, the drinks and the
• 28:26
  fucking. Don't worry about it, Frank,
• 28:27
  You're good. Well, at at the at the very
• 28:30
  least though, gentlemen, at least here's here's what I've
• 28:34
  done at least. Like rent ADVD or something, you
• 28:40
  know, put the effort in I guess if you're tripled like more or
• 28:45
  I. You could get dressed to go to a
• 28:51
  Jazz Festival, Samuel. I do.
• 28:55
  No, for me, he mentioned cartoon.
• 28:58
  I actually I thought I had the name right, but I had it wrong
• 29:01
  and then my wife remembered it. Big Mouth, the pedo cartoon
• 29:06
  about underage kids having sex. Yep.
• 29:10
  Oh yeah, I. If that doesn't get you to just
• 29:15
  continue it then. I was like.
• 29:17
  It's actually. Such a fucking disappointment
• 29:20
  too. Like it was I was expecting like
• 29:22
  you, like you know that it's propaganda when it's when it's
• 29:27
  has people in the the people that are in the cartoon that are
• 29:30
  normally funny aren't fucking funny.
• 29:32
  Like that's when you know that that shit is propaganda.
• 29:36
  Yep. That's rough, That is rough #7
• 29:40
  different kind. But another show that they had,
• 29:43
  and it just kind of speaks for itself #7 is dear white people.
• 29:48
  Remember that, Sam? Remember dear.
• 29:50
  White people. Oh yeah, I.
• 29:53
  Know about how white people need to shut the fuck up.
• 29:56
  Yeah. And then, and then it turned out
• 29:59
  she was banging a white dude too.
• 30:01
  And the main character I guess it was not.
• 30:03
  What the fuck? Yeah, number six, it could be #1
• 30:09
  Sam Cuties. That's only #6.
• 30:13
  Well, they're not really in any particular order.
• 30:18
  You just have to put them in in order to make a list.
• 30:20
  So Cuties is, yeah, I mean, number 5, though I think is is
• 30:26
  higher up on the list. If you count it, you don't go
• 30:29
  outside enough. I was outside this weekend, damn
• 30:34
  it. But was it enough?
• 30:38
  It was. It was enough to make my new
• 30:39
  transitions lenses transition. Oh my God, Morpheus's lenses
• 30:45
  transition. We're so happy for them.
• 30:47
  Do they have pronouns? No.
• 30:52
  Great. Awesome.
• 30:54
  Maybe talking doctor? Woke documentaries.
• 30:57
  Just all of them. Pick one Anyone.
• 31:00
  They Sam. They have a documentary on top
• 31:03
  of the fact that they made a series out of it as well.
• 31:07
  Making Jeffrey Dahmer into a gay sex symbol.
• 31:14
  Sam Jeffrey Dahmer killed gay dudes.
• 31:18
  He ate them too, didn't. He I know.
• 31:21
  He literally, both figuratively and literally.
• 31:24
  Like what the hell? Like sacrifice them to Satan and
• 31:28
  shit, I'm sure making him into an icon of gay fashion.
• 31:34
  Whatever, that'll work out great.
• 31:36
  That's what we need. We need more Jeffrey Dahmer's
• 31:39
  right. Fuck's sake, somebody's going to
• 31:44
  cut that and say smacks endorses.
• 31:46
  I wonder how many like, like, I mean, honestly, I wonder how
• 31:48
  many. I wonder how many gay people
• 31:51
  we're, we're about to watch that like, oh, I heard this guy eats
• 31:55
  gay people. And then they watched it.
• 31:56
  It was like, oh, he actually eats gay people. #3 and see, we
• 32:05
  already touched on it, but #3 you could go to the fucking
• 32:10
  movies with an IRL girl. What are you a homo canceling?
• 32:16
  That but but Are you sure she's she's really a girl these days?
• 32:21
  Well, I mean, I hope so, otherwise you're a lost soul.
• 32:28
  And there was one more, but oh, the number 2.
• 32:33
  And then, and then I ripped the page.
• 32:35
  I ripped the page early, Sam. I ripped the page early.
• 32:38
  He came too early. #2 and this one is more general.
• 32:44
  She gave me the name but I forgot it.
• 32:46
  So #2 is tranny tunes for TOTS, which is the one that Elon
• 32:52
  Musk's kids saw. I don't.
• 32:54
  It's paranormal something tranny squad or whatever.
• 32:59
  Oh my God, I read them back and I threw it on the floor.
• 33:02
  Sam, I'm double fucked up today. We read them back before we get
• 33:07
  to #1 don't we? Top 10 reasons to cancel Netflix
• 33:11
  #10 WWE pay per views region locked outside the US to a $30
• 33:15
  ESPN plan #9 Netflix and chill. Netflix and Chill is degenerate.
• 33:21
  Get married you heathens #8 Big mouth the pedo cartoon #7 Dear
• 33:26
  white people number six cuties #5 You don't go outside enough
• 33:33
  #4 Woke documentaries #3 You could go to the fucking movies
• 33:36
  with an IRL girl. What are you, a homo #2?
• 33:39
  Tranny tunes for TOTS and the number one reason to cancel
• 33:44
  Netflix. Sam, remember when we win, do
• 33:48
  not forget that these people want you broke, dead, your kids
• 33:52
  raped and brainwashed and they think it's funny.
• 33:56
  Yep, you're not wrong. They do this they do even with
• 34:01
  the they I noticed that they do the the bait and switch with
• 34:05
  some of these shows too. Like I remember the ranch like
• 34:09
  how fucking how I liked, I liked the first couple seasons of the
• 34:13
  ranch and then then like the last season they just went all
• 34:18
  they, they, they took this woke direction and it just pissed me
• 34:23
  the fuck off. I'm like, are you kidding me?
• 34:25
  Like. My wife has gotten the name of
• 34:28
  the cartoon and it is Dead End Paranormal Park.
• 34:32
  That's the specific tranny tune for TOTS that we're talking.
• 34:35
  About what the? Fuck, apparently it's something
• 34:39
  with ghosts and gay people. Ghosts and trannies.
• 34:44
  Ghosts and trannies could make for a very funny comedy,
• 34:47
  honestly. But as a show for seven-year
• 34:50
  olds, not a fan. I could see like, imagine this
• 34:55
  Sam. It's like, 'cause like trainees
• 34:57
  are the modern version of like the old like comedy drag queen,
• 35:01
  right? And so you could have like a
• 35:03
  bunch of like really comical, like RuPaul style trainees in
• 35:07
  like a house solving a murder or something.
• 35:11
  And there's a ghost that might be funny for adults to watch and
• 35:15
  laugh at the weird people in the house with the ghost.
• 35:18
  But like as a, as a cartoon that for children, like you got to
• 35:24
  understand that the entertainment children consume
• 35:27
  actually does have an impact on development in a lot of ways.
• 35:31
  And. Oh yeah.
• 35:33
  If you don't believe me, then tell me you never enjoyed a
• 35:37
  cartoon in your whole life that you can still remember today.
• 35:40
  Batman The Batman the Animated Series definitely had an impact.
• 35:46
  On we try to really screen our sun's content.
• 35:50
  It's it's tough still. I mean it's not easy.
• 35:53
  I Oh my God, there ain't no fucking manual on it right,
• 35:57
  because the boomers, they don't even understand this shit still.
• 36:00
  So it's not the generation that raised us is like, and the Xers
• 36:05
  are basically just as bad because they didn't have full on
• 36:07
  social media for their kids. We had social media a little bit
• 36:12
  like Myspace or something, maybe Facebook early days if you're a
• 36:16
  little younger, but it's tough to navigate.
• 36:19
  What the what do you do about? This is why I've been trying to
• 36:21
  educate parents about Roblox for the last like, year, right?
• 36:26
  Well, like I, I've just been telling like my friends who are
• 36:29
  parents, like just if there's a cartoon that you liked as a kid
• 36:34
  that you know, you think is OK, like again, Batman man animated
• 36:39
  series, get the DVD, get the DVD and like just, you know, have
• 36:45
  your kids watch that. And it it's a bonding, it's a
• 36:49
  bonding experience that way, I guess.
• 36:51
  My boy watched, he really liked the original Power Rangers.
• 36:57
  Awesome. And, and, and I mean, yeah, we
• 37:02
  try and just look at what he's watching, limit it fine.
• 37:07
  You know, you don't have to watch every minute of things to
• 37:12
  get a good idea of what's acceptable.
• 37:16
  But the problem is when it comes to Netflix, a lot of them
• 37:19
  aren't. They're just almost half of them
• 37:23
  have some kind of messaging that I'm not OK with.
• 37:27
  Yeah. And then the ones that don't
• 37:30
  oftentimes kind of hint at it. Oh, a lot of a lot of the a lot
• 37:36
  of the kids program too. Like even if, even if it's not
• 37:39
  bad, it's just like it's dumb. It's like really dumb down to
• 37:45
  the point where like you're like, what is my, what is, you
• 37:52
  know, my kid or whoever, my nephew, my niece, whatever.
• 37:57
  What are they getting from this? Yeah, well, and a lot of it,
• 38:03
  that's the thing. A lot of it, if it doesn't have
• 38:06
  any message, is just crap. It's like mind rotting garbage.
• 38:13
  I did video. I actually reran.
• 38:17
  Coco Melon. A lot of a lot of old content.
• 38:21
  One of them is the video social media rewires your brain that I
• 38:25
  did a couple years ago. I did a lot of research into
• 38:28
  that video. I actually have like studies and
• 38:29
  things presented in the video. It's it's irrefutable.
• 38:35
  OK that social media for adults, adults lowers your memory,
• 38:42
  lowers your attention span. Like this is like one of the
• 38:46
  more well documented things about social media, actually.
• 38:49
  And the most studied things is, for example, their reliance on
• 38:54
  using pictures in social media, especially to spread pictures
• 38:59
  reduces your ability to remember the actual events from your
• 39:03
  point of view and and offloads a lot of that to the pictures
• 39:06
  themselves and videos. Yeah, Well, well, that that's
• 39:11
  the whole picture didn't happen culture.
• 39:15
  Right. But that I mean, it's worse than
• 39:18
  that because they can't remember the things that they did
• 39:21
  without. Well, right.
• 39:23
  Yeah. So it's, it's remarkable how it
• 39:29
  can affect adults in this way. And we can all sit there and
• 39:32
  watch it in real time. And then people can sit there
• 39:36
  and just let their kid unfettered access to it.
• 39:39
  And they're just like, no, that's cool.
• 39:42
  There won't be any problem with that.
• 39:45
  Well, I don't know. My kid doesn't have like, he
• 39:49
  doesn't talk to, he doesn't use the social media side of it.
• 39:53
  I think that's helpful. What about you?
• 39:58
  What about your kid in like listening to listening to music,
• 40:02
  though, Like I I'm curious about that too, because because Jake
• 40:07
  Widmer, one of my fellow authors in the discord, he was saying it
• 40:11
  like, I guess, I guess like Jen Alpha is using like some new
• 40:15
  slang that like he didn't understand and.
• 40:18
  I guess I came from a song like none of us had heard of.
• 40:24
  OK, could you could you explain it to the guy that usually
• 40:28
  understands this kind of thing? Because I'll probably know what
• 40:32
  you mean. But what you just said makes you
• 40:35
  sound older than me bro. Yeah.
• 40:40
  So you're saying you're out of touch with the alpha slang?
• 40:46
  Yeah, yeah, yeah, with. Zoomer.
• 40:50
  Yeah, yeah, with Gen. with Gen. alpha, apparently 6-7 is like a
• 40:56
  apparently, apparently the number 67 is like a saying or a
• 41:00
  code or or something. Now, now I now I know.
• 41:06
  I know what I know what 6. I know what 60 I know what 69
• 41:10
  is. But I doubt.
• 41:13
  You're not not only looking like like my generation, but older
• 41:17
  than me. Now you're starting to make
• 41:19
  yourself in Boomer tear. Keep going.
• 41:22
  This is remarkable. He's going to be Silent
• 41:24
  Generation in no time. Well, my well, my grandparents
• 41:30
  were of the Silent generation, so so.
• 41:33
  Am I right? What the fuck does that have to
• 41:35
  do with anything? I'm talking about you.
• 41:40
  He's going to be like, back in my day, we used to put an onion
• 41:43
  on our belt. Nah, man.
• 41:46
  Like I get this a lot because I'm like into music.
• 41:51
  I tend to absorb a lot of slang. Also, language is like one of my
• 41:57
  favorite things. I guess if I was autistic and I
• 41:59
  have a special interest, it's the English language.
• 42:03
  So I tend to learn stuff. I'm not familiar with what
• 42:08
  specific song, but I have a feeling you're not explaining it
• 42:13
  particularly well. And some and some some Gen.
• 42:17
  alpha kid would be like, Oh yeah, like, no, don't listen to
• 42:20
  him. This is what he's talking about.
• 42:23
  And I'd be like, oh, hey, I got you.
• 42:26
  Yeah, I I just have no idea what the term 6/7 this stands for.
• 42:35
  OK. And you didn't look it up, and
• 42:38
  then you came on the show to talk about how boomer you are.
• 42:44
  Why you? Love this Sam, you know, and we
• 42:48
  started becoming a comedy show again.
• 42:53
  Why, Yeah, yes, Max, even if, even if it is at my expense.
• 42:59
  Especially those are the best ones because they're so rare and
• 43:03
  everybody feels bad about laughing too.
• 43:06
  Is there we go. Sam, sorry.
• 43:09
  He didn't do anything actually wrong.
• 43:11
  Max is just overreacting and being a Dick.
• 43:14
  Yes, all that. Well, well.
• 43:20
  Sam. Well, more, well, more doesn't
• 43:26
  feel bad at all because of course you.
• 43:29
  Why the fuck should I? He's got you there.
• 43:39
  Well, well, you know, you should.
• 43:42
  You should have at least some feel feel like more.
• 43:45
  The fact that you can't feel anything, that's not good.
• 43:50
  I have feelings for myself, that's about it.
• 43:54
  Gary, I'm sorry. That that's later on tonight,
• 43:58
  Max. No no no, after post Can'twell.
• 44:06
  I'm not going to say jagging off is gay.
• 44:10
  As long as you're not doing it in a dude's butt hole, it's
• 44:13
  fine. Yeah, no.
• 44:17
  Yeah, the the writing. Apparently that's what it is, is
• 44:20
  Sam. It's nothing different than
• 44:22
  that, and it's totally. And then writing and then
• 44:27
  writing gay pornography. So I've, I've had people contact
• 44:34
  me about this. Now, Sam, quick update, Cantwell
• 44:40
  is on the loose. He hopped bail.
• 44:43
  I'm not joking. He hopped bail by breaking his
• 44:48
  agreement to enter into a rehab program and he put out a 50
• 44:52
  minute video on Telegram. So I don't know.
• 45:04
  He's out on the loose, huh He? He.
• 45:06
  Yeah, I mean, I mean, he's like, I don't know if he's to be
• 45:10
  considered armed because he's like poor and a felon and all
• 45:15
  that. Maybe dangerous, but definitely
• 45:19
  he is presumed to be extremely gay.
• 45:24
  He's armed with something. Well, I, I, you know, I.
• 45:31
  More breaking news on his homosexuality as it comes, Sam.
• 45:35
  Why? Why was I was going to try to
• 45:37
  make a joke like the the juice is loose, but I don't know like
• 45:44
  like like oh. My Nazi is crying again.
• 45:49
  I don't know. I.
• 45:51
  Think I found it. 6-7 mean is literally just dumb kids
• 45:56
  laughing at people saying 6-7 over and over again.
• 45:59
  Shut the fuck up. Why did you tell him?
• 46:02
  Because I was curious. Oh, you weren't supposed to tell
• 46:07
  him. He's like, that's the joke.
• 46:11
  You're not supposed to tell old people the joke.
• 46:17
  I mean, I mean. What?
• 46:19
  Is stupid the problem? The problem is this old person
• 46:22
  was curious. I mean, I mean, both Moore and I
• 46:26
  are old, cripple. We're old physically.
• 46:32
  That means I know. Sold it too.
• 46:34
  Good, huh? Because you didn't know there
• 46:36
  was anything going on. Yeah.
• 46:40
  I called him Silent Generation old though for not getting it.
• 46:47
  No, yeah. I sometimes I play it too, too
• 46:51
  straight. And that was one of those cases.
• 46:53
  I apologize. Yeah.
• 46:55
  I knew exactly what the fuck that meant.
• 46:56
  It meant that you're not supposed to know what it means.
• 46:58
  You're supposed to be like, I don't get these kids today.
• 47:02
  Yeah, I do, because I do get it's.
• 47:04
  Very funny. Well, so apparently, apparently
• 47:08
  Jake Widmer, who works in a bookstore, got got that done to
• 47:12
  him today to buy. Either that or he's using it to
• 47:16
  fuck with you and then you went on your show and did it and
• 47:20
  everybody laughed. Well, awesome.
• 47:24
  Well, knowing him, that could be the case too.
• 47:28
  That would be based and I'd have to give him like I'd send him a
• 47:31
  thank you card or something because that was a good comedy
• 47:34
  right there. Yeah, and you had to go.
• 47:38
  And ruin it. And you could also send you
• 47:42
  could also send them, although he already has one, I think you
• 47:46
  could also send him or any of your other friends or loved ones
• 47:51
  a copy of Since the Assassin book four in the Shadows of
• 47:57
  Deception saga, which you can purchase on Amazon and.
• 48:03
  Did I hear? Did I hear Free short stories,
• 48:07
  Sam? Yeah, there.
• 48:12
  Yeah. There are free short stories on
• 48:14
  Sub Stack too. Yeah, well, I.
• 48:20
  Thought a good time to promo that right is like you're promo
• 48:23
  in promo in your book. Which, by the way, our internal
• 48:27
  team of right to offend offence ologists have determined that
• 48:32
  since of the assassin will raise your testosterone levels and IQ,
• 48:38
  thus making your Dick bigger, more attractive to women,
• 48:41
  smarter and you'll probably make more money.
• 48:46
  Most definitely, and not only will not only will you make more
• 48:51
  money, but I'll make more money when you buy copies of of Sins
• 48:56
  of the. And then you can spend that
• 48:59
  money on whatever it is that they're doing and you can like
• 49:03
  loop it back and forth like so. An infinite money glitch too.
• 49:08
  Yes. This book is well worth its
• 49:12
  price. Yeah, it if if everyone bought a
• 49:17
  copy of since of the assassin, we could actually solve them.
• 49:21
  Well, actually, I don't know if we could solve the national debt
• 49:25
  crisis because you know, well, it's.
• 49:31
  A. If we get 1000 copies, we would
• 49:35
  solve world hunger. This is true.
• 49:41
  I don't know how yet, but we'll get there.
• 49:46
  I mean, I mean, it's a, it's as good of a, it's as good of a
• 49:50
  solution as any for solving. Look, I'm.
• 49:52
  Starting one of these NGOs, Sam, what are we going to do?
• 49:59
  Sell books that I mean as legitimate as when they made
• 50:05
  Mysco trans. I mean Max.
• 50:09
  You could get 3 billion in stupid grant money for testing
• 50:13
  how much your book raises testosterone versus Johnny Fox's
• 50:19
  book which has been known to, you know, make men testosterone
• 50:24
  levels shrink. Speaking of NGOs, I was thinking
• 50:30
  about, I would a couple years back and I think I've already
• 50:34
  shared this with Sam, I was thinking about making a NGO that
• 50:45
  was geared toward fixing the incel problem in America.
• 50:53
  And so part of part of what I would do is I would provide, I
• 50:59
  would provide sexual services in the form of prostitutes for
• 51:04
  these. So I would take the money that
• 51:08
  would be donated to me or whatever government subsidies
• 51:11
  would be loud. And then I would provide sexual
• 51:15
  services in form of prostitutes or whatever to these in cells.
• 51:21
  So therefore, so it would take care of them because, you know,
• 51:25
  these, these these kids are frustrated, isn't it, because
• 51:28
  nobody's touched their penis? So I would just, you know, I
• 51:32
  would solve the problem. I'd be like, look, I get, I get
• 51:35
  sandpaper paper Sally over here. She touches you, she touches
• 51:38
  your, your Ding Dong here. And then you know hey, your
• 51:42
  problem solved. Hookers for virgins.
• 51:45
  Yes. Hell yeah, that allergy has a
• 51:49
  ring to it, right? It's we're Oh my God.
• 51:52
  We would have a telethon for the Hookers for Virgins charity.
• 51:56
  That would be, I've, I've said like in all seriousness, I find
• 52:02
  a lot of men, even up to and including the ages of like the
• 52:06
  early 30s that expressed to me that they did not have comfort
• 52:11
  in talking to women until well into their 20s.
• 52:15
  And man, I did not have that experience in life.
• 52:20
  And I do think social media had a large part in that because it
• 52:23
  wasn't a fucking thing. And so I was like, if I want to
• 52:26
  meet a girl who's going to, like, pay attention to me, I
• 52:29
  probably have to not, like, not talk to them and avoid them like
• 52:33
  the plague. As a crippled gentleman in my
• 52:37
  early 40s now, I I I've been trying since my mid teens.
• 52:43
  Well, well, like, not only that, not, not only would this be
• 52:49
  effective to, you know, to the obvious, but it would drive, it
• 52:55
  would drive these people that have no purpose in the world,
• 52:58
  right? Because you, you if, if, if one
• 53:03
  of these one of these insults gets their Dick sucked, then
• 53:06
  it's like, OK, you want to feel this amazing feeling again.
• 53:10
  Now you're going to have to get a job, go to school, you're
• 53:13
  going to have to make something. Oh yeah, you got.
• 53:15
  To cut them. Off.
• 53:16
  You want to feel this feeling again.
• 53:18
  You're going to have to make something in your life and then
• 53:21
  boom, productivity up the wazoo. It's it's not infinite free,
• 53:25
  it's a one time deal. It's like like drug deal.
• 53:31
  It's like a drug deal. Like, look, the first line's
• 53:33
  free, but then you know the next line you're going to have to,
• 53:36
  you know you're going to have to.
• 53:40
  Everybody else. I'm, I mean, it, it would, it
• 53:45
  would be more, it would be better too, because, you know, I
• 53:49
  mean, the hookers would at least be helping pour in cells instead
• 53:53
  of the, instead of the, instead of the Washington elites who
• 53:58
  should be, you know, who should be married right and not and not
• 54:06
  seeking escort services in Washington DC.
• 54:10
  We don't want to step on the there.
• 54:12
  See, The thing is, Sam is that the hookers that he's talking
• 54:14
  about using are of age women. So there's no crossover with the
• 54:19
  DC. Right.
• 54:20
  They're not. Yeah, because you need somebody
• 54:23
  experienced. Yeah.
• 54:24
  Well, that that. Well, that's true.
• 54:27
  And, and some of these like like, like like the ones that
• 54:30
  are running in DC, they're not very experienced because, well,
• 54:34
  they're underage. So you, you, you, we don't want
• 54:37
  those. We don't want those.
• 54:38
  We need people with experience. Experience a resume they got to
• 54:45
  have a yeah, count you. Know you got to you got to have
• 54:47
  a body count right you got. Probably testing.
• 54:51
  Like definitely some testing. Testing, yeah.
• 54:54
  Testing. Well, there'll be.
• 54:58
  Oh no, you know what? It's the finest it's.
• 55:01
  Welfare. So maybe you don't test because
• 55:04
  you kind of get what you get. You know?
• 55:08
  It's like, it was like when you go down to like a government
• 55:10
  food pantry and they hand you moldy cheese, you know?
• 55:16
  Is what it is. So that was my.
• 55:19
  Somebody was my. Idea.
• 55:20
  And I think that would be, I think it probably could have
• 55:24
  been very successful. But you know, I I was told that,
• 55:28
  you know that there may not be. Thinking, I think.
• 55:33
  Yeah, I, I think, I think it would, I think it probably would
• 55:37
  have been better than any of the other USAID programs where
• 55:43
  there. But Sam, I want to point out
• 55:46
  that I did just compare hooker pussies to moldy cheese, so
• 55:53
  there's that. Well, we're still not going to
• 55:58
  get cancelled. I just want to make sure
• 56:01
  everybody thought about that one for a second.
• 56:03
  Plus, it was fun to say, so I had to say it again.
• 56:06
  That's you. That's usually why I do these
• 56:08
  things. Sam is I'm having fun.
• 56:12
  Well, you know what? Why?
• 56:15
  Why else you know? Would you say something like
• 56:18
  that other than to have fun? Now, what kind of cheese?
• 56:22
  Well, leave that up to your imagination, gentleman.
• 56:26
  Yeah, Yeah. We don't need, we don't need to
• 56:28
  go that. Much.
• 56:29
  Yeah, we're, yeah, we're we're getting a little past the the
• 56:34
  stomach part of the some of us ate late, OK, We want to try to
• 56:40
  keep whatever the hell we ate. See that's.
• 56:46
  Why this is a Get married, you heathen.
• 56:48
  That was that was why that was on the list.
• 56:51
  I. Have to say it because there's a
• 56:56
  fine woman out there that Sam's just holding off on somewhere.
• 57:01
  He should put a ring on it. Are are are you talking?
• 57:06
  Are you aware of someone that I'm not aware of?
• 57:09
  Is is is Sam Sam holding up on her or is she holding up on Sam?
• 57:15
  Neither. He needs to find her and wife
• 57:19
  her. We're.
• 57:23
  She's not there though. I I I do know that so.
• 57:30
  'Cause I mean, come on, ladies. Yeah, come on.
• 57:37
  Yeah. But don't you?
• 57:39
  Don't you? Don't you want to?
• 57:41
  It's pretty. Don't you want a chariot ride?
• 57:43
  Come on. Oh, they all.
• 57:47
  Oh, they. All joint rides are fun.
• 57:50
  They are so on to. I guess we got to talk about the
• 57:59
  church attack, huh? A little bit.
• 58:02
  Yeah, on to some serious topics. Yeah, well, as just as soon as
• 58:12
  the just as soon as this ad. You know, prayers and stuff to,
• 58:19
  you know, everybody affected. So how long did?
• 58:24
  It take to politicize this one like 15 seconds.
• 58:28
  Ten, Yeah. Yeah.
• 58:33
  So so yeah, there was a a Mormon.
• 58:42
  LDS was an appropriate term. An LDS, Sure.
• 58:50
  Shooting, I actually didn't. I actually did not pay too much
• 58:54
  attention to the news. I generally as a rule, don't pay
• 58:58
  too much attention to the news during the weekend.
• 59:03
  But when I saw this, I knew we kind of had to cover.
• 59:07
  And Max, I know you had some thoughts on this in particular,
• 59:12
  so I figured I would trying to turn the floor over to you on
• 59:16
  this. Well, sadly, my initial thoughts
• 59:19
  on it seem to be bearing out this this afternoon.
• 59:25
  The attackers seem to have a bias against Mormons, and I kind
• 59:30
  of knew that immediately because he lit the church on fire.
• 59:33
  And not to get too deep into it because it's a bit hard, but the
• 59:37
  Mormons, the, the LDS have been targeted in that way multiple
• 59:43
  times historically where they were trapped in churches and
• 59:46
  burned by essentially Pinkerton agents in the 1800s when
• 59:50
  they're, you know, church was kind of being persecuted by the
• 59:56
  government. So and, and, and many Mormons
• 59:59
  were killed this way. This is stuff you could look up.
• 1:00:01
  There was a big sort of barn congregation house that was
• 1:00:05
  burned in Utah. There was another one in like.
• 1:00:08
  Arizona this is integral to the the LDS history Sam they they
• 1:00:15
  know this really well. And so when the church was
• 1:00:19
  targeted in such a way and then lit on fire in such a way, this
• 1:00:24
  when you say an act of terrorism, you couldn't make one
• 1:00:28
  more specifically suited for these people to maybe like they
• 1:00:32
  had to have thought it was the end times.
• 1:00:37
  And I've been pointing out a lot of like anti, you know, anti
• 1:00:43
  religious or specific strain of religious prejudice lately.
• 1:00:46
  I've seen I didn't see as much of the Mormon stuff because we
• 1:00:49
  don't have a lot of LDS out here.
• 1:00:54
  But yeah, it's it's wild. But some people just praying in
• 1:01:00
  the church bothered this man so much.
• 1:01:04
  Yeah. And there's a second thing I'd
• 1:01:08
  like to get across real quick is an immediate reaction on the
• 1:01:13
  part of many Christians, and I'm using the term loosely for this,
• 1:01:17
  that before their blood, their children's blood had even dried
• 1:01:21
  while their church was still burning, wanted to argue whether
• 1:01:24
  or not they were Christians. I think that is distasteful.
• 1:01:29
  You could have at least waited a day or so before you started
• 1:01:33
  what amounts to dehumanizing the victims and blaming them for
• 1:01:37
  what happened to them. That's all I really got at the
• 1:01:41
  moment, Sam. Well, I, I would kind of, I
• 1:01:46
  would kind of agree with with that and.
• 1:01:51
  Oh, and I say the confirmation today.
• 1:01:55
  I say that because it came out that he had made prior
• 1:01:58
  statements against Mormons specifically.
• 1:02:01
  Like I hate Mormons and such to family members and friends and
• 1:02:06
  such. He said they were the
• 1:02:08
  Antichrist. So it was certainly a motivating
• 1:02:12
  factor, if not the primary one. Yeah.
• 1:02:19
  Like a prayer to all our LDS friends and you know.
• 1:02:27
  Yeah, there are brothers. And sisters in Christ, point
• 1:02:30
  blank, period. Please say, Maxine says to say,
• 1:02:33
  no matter what, there are brothers and sisters in Christ,
• 1:02:36
  point blank, period. Yeah.
• 1:02:42
  And they, they suffered a great deal of hurt.
• 1:02:45
  And you know, it's, it's awful and it's amazing because the
• 1:02:52
  left celebrated it too. They celebrated when they found
• 1:02:55
  out that the guy wasn't like an antifa tranny.
• 1:03:00
  They celebrated it wasn't their guy.
• 1:03:03
  So they'll celebrate when it is their guy.
• 1:03:04
  They'll celebrate when it's not their guy.
• 1:03:06
  It's really disgusting, frankly, is never my guy because I don't
• 1:03:13
  endorse this kind of violence ever, right?
• 1:03:16
  So I don't care who he voted for.
• 1:03:18
  Same. If you hate Mormons enough to go
• 1:03:21
  and murder them in their church, you're not my side.
• 1:03:24
  That's not my side. I I would even say if you, if
• 1:03:30
  you hate, if you hate innocent Muslims enough to do that,
• 1:03:36
  you're not on my side. Yeah, IA place of worship is a
• 1:03:42
  particularly cowardly and egregious thing.
• 1:03:48
  Indeed. So I don't know if I I basically
• 1:03:53
  got everything I got to say out there, Sam so.
• 1:03:58
  Yeah, I don't we. Can go into the details of the
• 1:04:03
  guy and all that shit like other people do, but it doesn't.
• 1:04:07
  I don't think it really fucking matters to be honest with you.
• 1:04:11
  I really don't have much else to say other than what you said and
• 1:04:15
  I don't like. Naming these people because it
• 1:04:17
  gives them fucking the fame that they're seeking.
• 1:04:22
  Yeah. So it's it's tough.
• 1:04:24
  It's tough where you come from. Where I come from with these is
• 1:04:27
  like, even if their motivations are political, that really
• 1:04:32
  doesn't matter to me because it can't be aligned.
• 1:04:35
  It's impossible to be aligned with my politics and commit
• 1:04:38
  terrorism. That's one of the core tenets of
• 1:04:42
  my philosophy in life, is that you could achieve a lot more
• 1:04:48
  through talking than you can through violence.
• 1:04:50
  So. Yeah.
• 1:04:52
  Anyone using violence as their motive for things like this
• 1:04:57
  cannot be aligned with me. It's impossible.
• 1:05:00
  I denounce it. Hey, see how easy that is?
• 1:05:03
  Sam denounced, guys. Fucking denounced, obviously.
• 1:05:08
  I don't care who he fucking voted for.
• 1:05:10
  He could have voted for Trump three times.
• 1:05:12
  I don't fucking care. Right.
• 1:05:16
  He could vote for me, I don't fucking care.
• 1:05:19
  Piece of shit burn in hell. Yeah, it was, it was.
• 1:05:26
  It's unfortunate that people are that, you know, people are
• 1:05:29
  cheering about it too, like that's.
• 1:05:35
  Cheering that it happened because it's accelerating
• 1:05:40
  towards their gun control narrative.
• 1:05:42
  Cheering that it wasn't their guy, cheering when they heard he
• 1:05:48
  had apparently been a Trump voter or whatever.
• 1:05:52
  Yeah, yeah, they didn't cheer about the death like they did
• 1:05:55
  with Charlie, but they're still cheering and they're cheering
• 1:05:58
  about awful things, and I just hope people remember that the
• 1:06:02
  next time they come up for election.
• 1:06:07
  Yeah, hope. You know, it seems like people
• 1:06:11
  are starting to have an idea, but we'll see.
• 1:06:17
  Yeah, we will indeed. Sometimes these things get like
• 1:06:22
  lost in the wayside in a year, you know?
• 1:06:27
  Yeah, people's, I mean, as you said, people's an engine.
• 1:06:31
  Fans are increasingly shorter, it seems, and the news cycle is
• 1:06:37
  even shorter than that. Runs.
• 1:06:41
  It's so short now that it's actually multiple news cycles at
• 1:06:46
  the same time, right? Yeah.
• 1:06:49
  There's like 3 major stories going on at any given time for
• 1:06:53
  you to pay attention to so that you don't pay attention to like
• 1:06:56
  I don't know, the grass outside or praying or being with your
• 1:07:04
  family. Like anything but that.
• 1:07:06
  That that's why do. A lot of that shit, Sam.
• 1:07:11
  Well, that, that's why I don't pay.
• 1:07:13
  That's why I don't pay attention to the news on the weekend.
• 1:07:16
  Like I, I understand that you saw like, you know, Antifa
• 1:07:21
  getting the shit how to kick out in in Portland.
• 1:07:24
  No, I wasn't watching news Sam. I was watching my cameraman
• 1:07:28
  homies that have went out to cover it because they finally
• 1:07:31
  got to see Auntie forget their Most of my boys that have been
• 1:07:34
  out there filming these motherfuckers have had they
• 1:07:37
  worse things happened to him and so they went out to film.
• 1:07:41
  So I wasn't watching the news. I like knew a guy who was going
• 1:07:44
  out here and a guy was going out there and I looked at their
• 1:07:47
  clips later because the news didn't cover it well at all.
• 1:07:54
  Well, well, let me rephrase them.
• 1:07:56
  When I, when I mean, then when I'm in the news, I mean like,
• 1:07:59
  you know, current events and whatnot, yeah, and whatnot.
• 1:08:03
  So, but anyway, I actually do have some good news, I guess
• 1:08:11
  though, to kind of counteract some of that bad news and more
• 1:08:18
  shared this Earl with me earlier this week.
• 1:08:20
  So I thought it was worth covering because all of these
• 1:08:25
  leftists, they love to be like, oh, but what about right wing,
• 1:08:30
  you know, political violence? Will you guys condemn that?
• 1:08:33
  Well, we do have an instance of of the right doing just that,
• 1:08:41
  so. Yeah, we just did.
• 1:08:45
  Yeah, easy. It's not hard.
• 1:08:49
  But. Don't let them fool you.
• 1:08:51
  It's easy to say violence is bad.
• 1:08:56
  But here's a here's another instance.
• 1:09:00
  So out of Texas, this this guy here was arrested for
• 1:09:09
  threatening a pride parade. Hold on.
• 1:09:13
  There's a pride parade, I get that, but you want to threaten
• 1:09:17
  the fucking pride parade in Texas?
• 1:09:20
  Are you retarded? Those queers are going to be
• 1:09:23
  packing bro. Yep.
• 1:09:26
  Right in there. Well, they're going to be
• 1:09:28
  packing, not just fudge. No, no, they're going to be.
• 1:09:34
  They're going to be packing more than.
• 1:09:39
  All all kinds of things. Oh yeah, large pieces of
• 1:09:43
  furniture, industrial food making equipment.
• 1:09:56
  But. But no, like all jokes aside,
• 1:09:59
  like wouldn't Texas be the worst place to attack a pride parade
• 1:10:03
  because it has the highest chance of the most people at
• 1:10:06
  that parade being armed? Yeah, so.
• 1:10:10
  And so and so I, I'm not going to read the whole article, but
• 1:10:14
  the gist of it is essentially this retard thought that like
• 1:10:21
  that this would be some like good retaliation for.
• 1:10:25
  Oh God, I see. I see his little quote there.
• 1:10:28
  What a fucking faggot. Hey, you know who's the faggot?
• 1:10:31
  It ain't the Pride parade, it's you.
• 1:10:34
  Yeah. Revenge.
• 1:10:38
  How is. Jeez, yeah, because that's what
• 1:10:41
  Christians are big on, bro. Is revenge.
• 1:10:45
  Yeah, that's the thing they're known for is revenge.
• 1:10:50
  And also like and also dude, I don't know if you if you know
• 1:10:56
  this, obviously he's not watching this because he's in
• 1:11:00
  jail now, but. Hey, no, we have a big jail
• 1:11:03
  audience, I'm sure of it. But you know.
• 1:11:06
  Charlie chant well. But, you know, Charlie Kirk had
• 1:11:09
  actually hired like, gay conservatives.
• 1:11:13
  So, like, what is what is targeting a gay pride parade?
• 1:11:19
  Like, what is that? What is that accomplishment?
• 1:11:22
  If you want to go, if you want to go like seek vengeance on
• 1:11:26
  anyone, go, you know, go, you know, tangle with Antifa.
• 1:11:32
  They're the they're the ones cheering Troy Kirkstad.
• 1:11:36
  Gays even can be conservative now because they can conserve
• 1:11:40
  the culture that they had. Man, did anybody have a problem
• 1:11:45
  with 90s gays? Nope.
• 1:11:48
  No. Like I was actually a pretty
• 1:11:50
  cool culture for them. It leaned into their femininity,
• 1:11:53
  but also like allowed for them to not just be like women or try
• 1:11:58
  to be women like they are now. They had art, you know, like
• 1:12:02
  that was specific to their community.
• 1:12:05
  They had, you know, were well known as like being, you know,
• 1:12:09
  well mannered in things. They actually believed in men
• 1:12:14
  and women. Hell, Willie Grace could be
• 1:12:17
  funny, and that's like the gayest show of all time.
• 1:12:20
  Like Queer Eye for the Straight Guy Motherfuckers were like,
• 1:12:23
  look, I don't I these fags are doing all kinds of butt stuff,
• 1:12:27
  but they know how to decorate, obviously, and they do.
• 1:12:31
  Or they did. Look at them now.
• 1:12:33
  Gay people used to be known for having good aesthetics.
• 1:12:37
  Is that true anymore? No.
• 1:12:39
  No. No.
• 1:12:41
  So if you were a gay conservative, you'd be wanting
• 1:12:43
  to conserve that aesthetic, right?
• 1:12:45
  Of like looking good and being presentable to your community
• 1:12:50
  and things like that. So yeah, you could totally be a
• 1:12:54
  gay trying to conserve something.
• 1:12:59
  Right. Because woke definitely took it.
• 1:13:01
  Now they're telling you, look, it's not good.
• 1:13:03
  Like there used to be gay dudes who were just like, look, I like
• 1:13:06
  dudes and I am a dude. And so like, why would I want to
• 1:13:10
  look like anything else? And why would I want somebody
• 1:13:12
  who looks like anything else? Right.
• 1:13:15
  They wanted masculine men. They wanted to be masculine men,
• 1:13:18
  and that was the thing. And now they tell them to cut
• 1:13:24
  their penis off. Well, it's hard to be a
• 1:13:25
  masculine man without your twigging berries.
• 1:13:29
  Oh my God. I'd say it's impossible.
• 1:13:34
  I well, I think it's possible. Like like let's say they got
• 1:13:40
  ripped off in an accident. You already have man points just
• 1:13:44
  for that, right? Yeah, sure.
• 1:13:48
  But if you intentionally cut them off, it's probably
• 1:13:52
  impossible, yeah. Yeah.
• 1:13:54
  I don't know though, if you do it in the name of God like some
• 1:13:57
  kind of eunuch, maybe that's kind of manly.
• 1:14:03
  I'm I mean. I'm not saying it's smart, Sam,
• 1:14:07
  I'm saying it's masculine to say, you know what?
• 1:14:10
  I believe in God so wholeheartedly I'm going to cut
• 1:14:13
  my Dick off just so I don't touch anything inappropriate
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  with it. I mean pretty.
• 1:14:19
  Masculine. I mean, I mean.
• 1:14:21
  Wouldn't it be more masculine to deal with it and actually
• 1:14:25
  suppress the temptation? Yes, but masculine can also be
• 1:14:31
  impulsive. So it's both really.
• 1:14:35
  Either way, either way, if you do it to be a woman, you're
• 1:14:38
  going to be like, you're inherently not a mask.
• 1:14:41
  We're arguing about niche cases here.
• 1:14:43
  Look, if you get trans surgery, you're never going to be
• 1:14:47
  masculine. And by the way, that includes
• 1:14:48
  chicks or yeah, he he hymns or whatever the fuck they want to
• 1:14:55
  be called. Like you're never going to be
• 1:14:56
  masculine. You're just a chick with the
• 1:14:58
  like a flap fucking sewn onto you.
• 1:15:00
  Yeah. Yeah, I either way though this
• 1:15:09
  this dude and I don't even care to say his name but this dude is
• 1:15:15
  a total F slur is. That one of ours that for sure.
• 1:15:20
  For quite some time and then in jail or even longer.
• 1:15:26
  Yeah, and see. And he's one of those gay people
• 1:15:30
  didn't shoot him cold dead when he tried some shit in Texas of
• 1:15:34
  all fucking places. Yeah, but see, I, I want to
• 1:15:38
  point out here like nobody on Twitter is like trying to defend
• 1:15:42
  the guy or start like GoFundMe campaigns or writing writing
• 1:15:48
  think pieces about how it's actually the gays fault or
• 1:15:52
  anything like that. I mean, everyone has everyone
• 1:15:57
  has universally like condemned this guy on no, it.
• 1:16:02
  No, it's not, as we've demonstrated twice.
• 1:16:05
  So. So yeah.
• 1:16:09
  That's like, it requires like saying words that I might get
• 1:16:14
  held to a standard at some point.
• 1:16:16
  That's hard. Well, funny thing and funny
• 1:16:20
  thing about that, Max mean the left is finding out about the
• 1:16:23
  standards. You know, a lot these days,
• 1:16:28
  because after, after Charlie's assassination, we're we're,
• 1:16:35
  we're, we're kind of done. It's like, it's like, well, if
• 1:16:40
  you were pushing cancel culture, then maybe, you know, then maybe
• 1:16:47
  maybe you should be afraid that, you know, the consequence
• 1:16:51
  culture should be a thing. So.
• 1:16:56
  Hey man, I got cancelled for singing God Bless America at the
• 1:17:01
  street pride parade. The least we could do is cancel
• 1:17:04
  them for singing a terrorist theme song at the antifa parade.
• 1:17:09
  Mine was not a terrorist theme song, it was God Bless America.
• 1:17:14
  That's that's fair. Off key and loud and nobody
• 1:17:20
  joined me because nobody's as patriotic as me.
• 1:17:23
  God damn it, stupid. Or both.
• 1:17:29
  Well, well-being. Patriotic is never stupid, Max.
• 1:17:34
  I was moved, Sam. The music was playing and there
• 1:17:37
  was the the queer guy on the straight Pride parade float with
• 1:17:41
  his sparkly hat waving at people like a like Milo.
• 1:17:45
  It was Milo, in fact, and and it was playing God Bless America.
• 1:17:50
  And I was like, God bless Marian.
• 1:17:54
  Nobody joined. What do you do?
• 1:17:56
  Said, Do you stop? Do you just trail off?
• 1:17:59
  No, no, Max, you, you keep on. You keep on because even if you
• 1:18:04
  want to, there's already 15 people looking at you funny.
• 1:18:08
  And if you just trail off and turned out, it turned out that
• 1:18:13
  somebody was filming it and it ended up on one of those like
• 1:18:18
  viral, like not BuzzFeed, but the shit like that.
• 1:18:22
  And so there's just a clip that's got like 888,000,000
• 1:18:27
  views of me singing God Bless America off key because they
• 1:18:32
  thought that was the funniest thing ever.
• 1:18:34
  At the straight Pride. They basically they were making
• 1:18:36
  fun of me, which fine, I'm a big hairy retard, but the joke's on
• 1:18:43
  them because none of them understood my sign.
• 1:18:52
  No. It's been 6 years Sam, that I
• 1:18:56
  stand by it. Make normalcy normal again.
• 1:19:03
  It's a simple concept. I don't know why this confuses
• 1:19:07
  people. I'm now see Max I, I am.
• 1:19:14
  I am confused, but I'm confused about why it confuses other
• 1:19:18
  people. Max.
• 1:19:19
  That's the confusing part to me. Yeah, well, I got it.
• 1:19:24
  I figured. It took me 6 years, but I
• 1:19:26
  figured it out. See, if you don't understand it,
• 1:19:29
  it's because you're the one that's not normal.
• 1:19:33
  Oh, right. Well, that.
• 1:19:38
  Everybody normal I talk to understands it just fine.
• 1:19:44
  Well, well then I guess I am normal then.
• 1:19:49
  Yeah, yeah, it's so you know, that's how.
• 1:19:53
  Normal and we wouldn't get, we wouldn't get, we wouldn't get
• 1:19:56
  along. We did.
• 1:19:58
  And you know what's weird, Sam? You know we'll never get the
• 1:20:03
  Andromedans. Now you can tell without even
• 1:20:08
  the glasses, you just say make normalcy normal again.
• 1:20:11
  And they're like, what does that mean?
• 1:20:13
  And you know it's an Andromedin at that point.
• 1:20:16
  How many Andromedans since you're the extra Max?
• 1:20:19
  How many Andromedans are one in five FIFA?
• 1:20:24
  Really only one in five Andromedans in Antifa?
• 1:20:28
  Oh, antifa's probably like 5. I meant like normal people.
• 1:20:31
  Like every every person on earth.
• 1:20:33
  It's like one in five are Andromedans.
• 1:20:36
  Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I but I need to I need to
• 1:20:39
  know about Antiva specifically because like they they look
• 1:20:42
  alien. They're mostly made-up of like
• 1:20:45
  the lizard people, but the lizard people like Merc out for
• 1:20:48
  the the Andromedans. Like they they they get paid by
• 1:20:52
  the Andromedans to cause chaos because that's what lizard
• 1:20:55
  people do. They like chaos.
• 1:20:57
  Yeah, with. Me, Sam, I this is, you know
• 1:21:00
  basic stuff here. See how that's how the lizard
• 1:21:05
  men got here in the 1st place is that the Andromedans kind of
• 1:21:08
  used them as like the ground troops to move them in first.
• 1:21:15
  But the problem is, is the the shape shifters, you know what I
• 1:21:20
  mean? Like the snake people is what
• 1:21:25
  happened is they're like a mutant off breed of the lizard
• 1:21:31
  people. So now the Andromedans, they got
• 1:21:34
  these rogue snake people running amok and the lizard people that,
• 1:21:40
  you know, they can't really control.
• 1:21:43
  That's The thing is lizard people are prone to violence,
• 1:21:46
  you know, I mean, because they're lizards.
• 1:21:49
  And then they got the regular Andromedans who are trying to
• 1:21:53
  control the levers of power, but it doesn't seem to be working so
• 1:21:56
  well right at the moment. And they are all scared of Elon
• 1:22:01
  Musk's robot army, and rightly so, because that will even the
• 1:22:07
  playing field against the Andromedans and finally win this
• 1:22:10
  intergalactic war that we've been in for centuries.
• 1:22:14
  I'm very hopeful for the future, Sam.
• 1:22:17
  I I am too. You know, the darkest is, it is
• 1:22:24
  darkest just before the dawn. And yeah.
• 1:22:29
  Well, and they're all literal demons at the end of the day.
• 1:22:34
  They they really are. Yeah, I meant the left, not the
• 1:22:41
  Andromedans and the lizard people so much.
• 1:22:44
  Just like your average Antifa member.
• 1:22:47
  No, no, I I totally know that that's you.
• 1:22:52
  Yeah, they live in these big rundown buildings having gross
• 1:22:57
  orgies and doing drugs and communist workshops where they
• 1:23:01
  learn how to scream rape when a cop touches them.
• 1:23:05
  That's true. That's real.
• 1:23:06
  And then they get paid this money from like Soros orgs and
• 1:23:10
  shit to sustain that lifestyle. It's absolutely disgusting.
• 1:23:15
  Most of them have AIDS. Antifa.
• 1:23:19
  That's a common thing for Antifa to have AIDS.
• 1:23:21
  If not anything, probably the clap.
• 1:23:25
  You know, gonorrhea, Syphilis seems common 'cause they're all
• 1:23:28
  crazy. I think Cantwell has syphilis
• 1:23:31
  too, to be honest with you 'cause he has a lot of the
• 1:23:33
  symptoms. Anyway.
• 1:23:36
  Gage generates weird gross diseases is the point.
• 1:23:42
  Especially if you sleep with an Andromedan.
• 1:23:45
  That's how you get everything. It's where AIDS came from.
• 1:23:48
  It came from Andromeda. Did you know that, Sam?
• 1:23:54
  Oh, so oh, so that's what Fauci doesn't want us to know.
• 1:23:58
  Yeah, yeah. See, gay people didn't used to
• 1:24:00
  get it. And then all of a sudden the
• 1:24:02
  Andromedans showed up and then and then there was AIDS.
• 1:24:06
  That's because Andromedans can't keep their Dick in their pants
• 1:24:10
  or, I don't know, Dick might not be a straight.
• 1:24:13
  It's like like. I mean it falls.
• 1:24:16
  Off, yeah, kind of turtling. Keep it in their pants.
• 1:24:21
  Can can Andromedans even? Can Andromedans even wear wear
• 1:24:26
  hands? Well, yeah, but they got to have
• 1:24:29
  a special hole for the tail, like just through the underwear.
• 1:24:34
  That's a little tail, doesn't it?
• 1:24:38
  Doesn't peek out the back or nothing.
• 1:24:40
  But you wouldn't see it anyway because of the radio
• 1:24:43
  transmissions and the Frankenstein eyesight radio
• 1:24:49
  television waves, you know, see, because they got a base on the
• 1:24:52
  moon. Sam with the communist computer
• 1:24:54
  gangster God. And what he does is all your
• 1:24:59
  phone stuff. And like your eyesight,
• 1:25:01
  Frankenstein television and radio earphones gets transmitted
• 1:25:05
  to the communist computer gangster God, who then gives
• 1:25:10
  that information in a more distillated form to the
• 1:25:14
  Andromedans, who then drop off little bits of info here and
• 1:25:19
  there to the lizard men. And then sometimes the snake
• 1:25:22
  people will just do some shit because they're snakes.
• 1:25:27
  Right. Yeah, but one day, Sam, one day
• 1:25:36
  he will come, the one who has the power to overcome all of it,
• 1:25:44
  not our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ.
• 1:25:46
  Amen. All that.
• 1:25:49
  Yeah, he's just kind of like he got this sword deal and he gonna
• 1:25:52
  be on a horse and he gonna go watch and then it's gonna be
• 1:25:57
  like, cool after that. It's chill.
• 1:26:02
  The IT says so in the book. Man, I read it.
• 1:26:05
  Yep. He got this.
• 1:26:08
  It's a fire sword too. Just like, what's more badass
• 1:26:11
  than a fire sword, Sam? I not much, not much else.
• 1:26:17
  There you go. So, like, we ain't got to worry
• 1:26:19
  too much about all them, you know, You just got to keep aware
• 1:26:23
  of their goings on a little bit. Yeah, no, no, you're you're
• 1:26:29
  absolutely right in All in all seriousness that that's that's
• 1:26:34
  why that's why I'm saying like, you know, I understand it's it's
• 1:26:39
  it is easy, I think for people to get like, you know, down
• 1:26:43
  about like, you know, this the shooting and the.
• 1:26:48
  Leave it to you to make sense out of what I just said.
• 1:26:52
  I love it. Keep going.
• 1:26:54
  Well, you know, I between Hey, you make more sense than Alex
• 1:27:00
  Jones does. Like infinitely my.
• 1:27:06
  Lower is more consistent. Yeah.
• 1:27:11
  Yes, that, that is, that is true.
• 1:27:15
  And yet it it's a damn shame. But you're not as famous as
• 1:27:19
  here. Yeah.
• 1:27:21
  I don't know if I'd want to be $18 trillion libel suit fucking
• 1:27:27
  famous. Well, yeah.
• 1:27:29
  Well, not OK. Well, not that not not famous in
• 1:27:33
  that way, I mean. Sam I was going to do a new
• 1:27:38
  cringe coffee house. I'm I'm devastated about this,
• 1:27:42
  Sam. Dave called multiple agencies
• 1:27:46
  asking them an insane list of demands to move him to New York
• 1:27:51
  at their cost because he's unhappy in Delaware.
• 1:27:55
  Not that there's anything wrong where he's at that that anyway,
• 1:27:59
  he called social workers all over the Northeast and recorded
• 1:28:03
  it and put it on YouTube. Sam And I was like, this is an
• 1:28:08
  episode of my show for sure. And all of the audio is
• 1:28:14
  unlistenable. That sucks.
• 1:28:17
  Crackly And I'm so mad, Sam, even you had one job, Dave and.
• 1:28:23
  And when you can't fix it Max, that's the problem.
• 1:28:26
  I can't, I can't. It's it's he's got like a device
• 1:28:31
  in between his phone or something interfering with the
• 1:28:34
  actual signal he's recording. That sucks.
• 1:28:40
  Do do you think, do you think maybe he do you think maybe he
• 1:28:43
  did that as like an anti Max device?
• 1:28:46
  No no because he's put up tons of these like he's not.
• 1:28:50
  This has never happened before. I think that whatever he used to
• 1:28:54
  record it just because his audio on his videos has changed.
• 1:28:58
  I think his old camera died and he's using his phone and his
• 1:29:01
  phone has shittier audio. Either way, I'm devastated
• 1:29:06
  because it's so funny him trying to tell them to give him $10,000
• 1:29:12
  so he can move to New York. Sam, it's so fucking funny, but
• 1:29:17
  it's literally constant static that it's unlistenable.
• 1:29:23
  I I had fun rewatching some of the Johnny Fox streams that you.
• 1:29:28
  Yeah, that one did well. I've been trying to themed
• 1:29:33
  marathons. I did the RTO one with like 90%
• 1:29:37
  of that is clips from this show. That was fun.
• 1:29:40
  Yeah, I saw, I saw that one, that that one was fun.
• 1:29:44
  There was some in there I hadn't watched since I put them up and
• 1:29:47
  I was like, oh man, this is pretty funny.
• 1:29:50
  I yeah, I, I the the prettiest girl in the Discord one that
• 1:29:56
  that one never fails. I hadn't seen that one in like a
• 1:30:01
  long time. It.
• 1:30:02
  Was always the highlight. Yeah.
• 1:30:04
  And I figured the idea with the stream there was like, I'd start
• 1:30:08
  with my first encounter with him and I did early in the morning.
• 1:30:11
  I figured it would play like all day.
• 1:30:12
  And it did. And then the last is the very,
• 1:30:17
  very last hour of the whole thing was the fuck me Cami,
• 1:30:21
  you're the most beautiful girl in this.
• 1:30:23
  Yeah, I figured it. It's fun because my show is
• 1:30:27
  built like that, where I tell a narrative and then the end is
• 1:30:30
  usually the the climax. But in that case it's also the
• 1:30:35
  the the meta has that too, right?
• 1:30:38
  There's like an up and down with Johnny Fox.
• 1:30:43
  I did the the freaking oddity stream like the cringe coffee
• 1:30:46
  houses on subjects that only did once type of deal.
• 1:30:53
  That one was fun too, because I hadn't watched some of those in
• 1:30:55
  years, including the straight Pride episode.
• 1:30:58
  I hadn't watched it because originally when I put it up on
• 1:31:01
  bit shoot it didn't work for like 3 years and I thought it
• 1:31:04
  was not so that that the straight pride episode which is
• 1:31:09
  like literally the day after the parade and it's all the people
• 1:31:14
  that I went with talking about it in person.
• 1:31:18
  No, the the the Freaks and Oddities episode that you did
• 1:31:21
  with that you did about Ethan Hatchett AKA Damian.
• 1:31:27
  I I hadn't seen that one in forever, but like, I rewatched
• 1:31:31
  that one and yeah. So I got I got 2 marathons left
• 1:31:40
  that I could put together actually, but so that I have the
• 1:31:43
  complete collection on YouTube again.
• 1:31:47
  One is the Dave collection that's going to be well over 24
• 1:31:53
  hour stream if I do it in one and then the Dice Golden
• 1:31:59
  collection which will be about as long as the Johnny Fox 1, if
• 1:32:04
  not a little longer, maybe less pop.
• 1:32:07
  I'll admit both of those are going to be less popular than
• 1:32:10
  the Johnny Fox 1, but man, if you if you've been enjoying any
• 1:32:15
  of the cringe coffee house classics, I cannot stress enough
• 1:32:19
  how good the Dave 1 is going to be because it's going to have
• 1:32:23
  everything I have of Dave and that is some of the funniest
• 1:32:27
  shit I've ever done. Well, well, that would be my
• 1:32:33
  next question. It's like for the Dave thing,
• 1:32:36
  you know, maybe you should split into like 2 parts.
• 1:32:41
  Yeah, I'm going to have to see how long the actual playlist
• 1:32:44
  ends up being. But the dice one, again, if
• 1:32:50
  you've never seen Dice Golden episode of my show, Dice Golden
• 1:32:55
  is a Dreamer, A DACA recipient, Sam, a Mexican kid raised out
• 1:33:03
  in, I believe, Arizona. He makes these movies.
• 1:33:08
  He calls them all by himself. He plays every role and he wears
• 1:33:12
  a different outfit for every role, and I don't know how to
• 1:33:17
  describe the content itself except that it's the wildest
• 1:33:20
  shit I had ever seen and nobody's ever covered it before.
• 1:33:25
  If you like a good horror cow or some really like outsider art
• 1:33:31
  shit, The dice golden thing is I think it's my underrate.
• 1:33:35
  He's my dark horse for best piece.
• 1:33:39
  Like I consider these these each a piece you know?
• 1:33:44
  And like the dice golden stuff. He bites himself till he bleeds
• 1:33:51
  so that he has blood for his fucking movie.
• 1:33:56
  I thought he was just a self Harmer but once I taught him of
• 1:34:00
  how to make fake blood he never did it again because he was like
• 1:34:03
  oh shit I can make fake blood. And then I didn't know what to
• 1:34:10
  think, Sam. I mean.
• 1:34:12
  Crazy. Is he just really dedicated to
• 1:34:15
  art and autistic? Is it both?
• 1:34:18
  Is it neither? I mean, I don't.
• 1:34:20
  Really know. I mean, I, I hate to say it, but
• 1:34:23
  like, I, I as much as I had to say like that is that's like,
• 1:34:30
  that's like, I hate to make this a comparison, but like that
• 1:34:33
  level of that's like Marlon Brando levels of dedication to
• 1:34:40
  your art. Yeah, like, I just thought he
• 1:34:44
  was a crazy kid because how I first encountered him, Sam is he
• 1:34:48
  held a gun to his head. I'm not kidding.
• 1:34:53
  Oh my. It's you got to watch the dice
• 1:34:56
  Golden stream. Most people.
• 1:34:59
  That is my least viewed guy. OK, of all the content I've
• 1:35:03
  done. But let me tell you, if you
• 1:35:05
  sleep on, if you thought Johnny Fox was funny and you didn't
• 1:35:08
  watch all the dice Golden stuff you missed, you missed Johnny
• 1:35:12
  Fox is way less funny. I mean, there's some highlights
• 1:35:16
  with Johnny Fox. But here's the thing with Johnny
• 1:35:18
  Fox. It's like boring, boring,
• 1:35:21
  boring, boring boring fun dice golden.
• 1:35:25
  It's just like roller coaster of emotions the entire time and
• 1:35:29
  what the fuck every 15 seconds? Yeah, yeah.
• 1:35:33
  If, if him, if him holding, if him holding a gun to his own
• 1:35:37
  head. Is it if that's the if that's
• 1:35:39
  the starting point, then I'm curious.
• 1:35:43
  Yeah. But he didn't mean to do that.
• 1:35:45
  Actually, Sam, here's the crazy part.
• 1:35:48
  He was meaning to threaten me with the gun and when I saw he
• 1:35:53
  had the gun like this right I was like don't do it your life
• 1:35:58
  is worth it. But he forever this isn't a
• 1:36:02
  spoiler because this is how the origin story started.
• 1:36:05
  He forever thought I said do it your life isn't worth it.
• 1:36:10
  And I don't know why he thinks that because I actually have
• 1:36:13
  video of it, of what I said and when anyway, he goes on ranting
• 1:36:20
  about my life is worth it. Your life's not worth it because
• 1:36:23
  you're a white cracker. And us, us Mexicans kill white
• 1:36:27
  people and we bury them in the ocean.
• 1:36:30
  And he's like a kid and he's like, I'm cool with all my N
• 1:36:37
  words, but he didn't say N words.
• 1:36:39
  But but I don't like white people and all this stuff.
• 1:36:42
  It was really really like silly and corny and it endeared me to
• 1:36:49
  him instead of the what he wanted was to scare me off or
• 1:36:51
  whatever. And I started watching his
• 1:36:54
  videos and I was like Oh my God, this kid might be a genius or
• 1:36:57
  retarded or both. Welcome.
• 1:37:00
  To out a genius. Coffee house by the way, he is
• 1:37:05
  the only graduate of the cringe coffee house.
• 1:37:09
  I don't make dice videos anymore because he took my criticisms,
• 1:37:14
  he took them well, he took them to heart and his content is
• 1:37:16
  watchable now and I can't really even make fun of it anymore.
• 1:37:24
  Yay. Yay for ethical trolling.
• 1:37:28
  That's true. You know, I mentioned I was
• 1:37:30
  writing a book about that Sam, and I had I I mentioned it on
• 1:37:34
  one of those old Johnny Fox episodes and and shout out to
• 1:37:37
  defense, one of the longest time cringe coffee house fans called
• 1:37:41
  me out on that. He's like, hey, Max, you ever
• 1:37:43
  finished that book you just talked about?
• 1:37:45
  I'd love to read it. And I was like, I never felt
• 1:37:49
  so-called out in my life. Sam, I have a draft, but I'd
• 1:37:52
  have to clean it up quite a bit. I mean, I mean, I mean you, you
• 1:37:58
  have, you have you, you know, a few authors.
• 1:38:02
  Not not just me, but you know, a few authors and a few cops who
• 1:38:09
  would love to like, you know, probably like give a blurb.
• 1:38:19
  We could teach cops how I troll people.
• 1:38:21
  That's the wrong that's discouraging me from doing it.
• 1:38:25
  Well, I mean, you know. Where they might figure out ways
• 1:38:29
  to stop me. Well, I mean, I mean, what it,
• 1:38:34
  what is it? What is Andrew Nelson going on?
• 1:38:37
  That's the that's the fun part about like what we do is it's
• 1:38:40
  unstoppable. Yeah.
• 1:38:44
  My favorite Ah, man, one of these days I got me and Shmuley
• 1:38:49
  just got to go live stream trolling.
• 1:38:52
  That's that was our bit back in the day.
• 1:38:54
  You just jump in and it's it's a bit improv, right, Because you
• 1:38:59
  got to read the room, then you got to figure out, OK, what is
• 1:39:02
  my role? And then at the same time you
• 1:39:06
  can text each other. But that's kind of it's it's
• 1:39:10
  it's more fun when you don't and you're just feeling it out over
• 1:39:14
  like, OK, what's shmooly doing? And how can I enhance his bit
• 1:39:21
  while still getting my bit across?
• 1:39:24
  And how many people can we wrap up in this bit too without them
• 1:39:28
  realizing it? So we'll start a fight with each
• 1:39:31
  other or one of us will represent like the common
• 1:39:37
  opinion of the room, and then the other one will challenge it
• 1:39:40
  like very openly in a way that makes them all uncomfortable.
• 1:39:44
  And then we'll argue good cop, bad cop with each other for
• 1:39:47
  hours. And they'll take sides that oh
• 1:39:50
  man, it's it's I'm an awful person, Sam, because it's one of
• 1:39:58
  the great joys in life is like manipulating a room full of
• 1:40:01
  people talking into fucking war with each other just for my
• 1:40:04
  amusement. I mean, I mean that that does
• 1:40:10
  sound. You didn't.
• 1:40:11
  Even record most of them. It's just for the love of the
• 1:40:15
  game, man. That does sound fun.
• 1:40:19
  That does sound fun. You can't really do prank calls
• 1:40:22
  right anymore. Like Discord bombing, Google
• 1:40:26
  Hangout bombing. That's the modern Internet
• 1:40:28
  equivalent of a proper, you know, prank call.
• 1:40:33
  And I just so happens I could do it like I'm way, but if I had
• 1:40:37
  more time I could probably make that a thing.
• 1:40:39
  Just go Discord bomb people and make people angry like it was so
• 1:40:43
  easy. That's what.
• 1:40:47
  That's what DIP does like. People have a hard time like not
• 1:40:53
  assuming you're take your opinion, whatever stated opinion
• 1:40:57
  you have very seriously and that I use to my advantage quite
• 1:41:02
  often. Well, yeah, because because
• 1:41:05
  you're good at, you're good at like, no, you're good at like
• 1:41:09
  doing the straight man like. Good at improv.
• 1:41:13
  I mean, that's The thing is like, I've been doing, you know,
• 1:41:16
  radio media so long you're good at improv too.
• 1:41:22
  You don't get as much credit for it because sometimes you fucking
• 1:41:25
  stutter. But you actually are, though.
• 1:41:28
  Yeah, yeah. If you get past the stutter,
• 1:41:31
  you'll come with a line that hits me like a fucking left hook
• 1:41:33
  out of nowhere. I'm like, ah, motherfucker.
• 1:41:38
  Speaking of lines, did I Corp you earlier than a Max?
• 1:41:42
  Probably. That's what I what I thought, I
• 1:41:45
  just wanted to confirm. Yeah, see, but but you, I expect
• 1:41:54
  that happening from every now and again.
• 1:41:56
  Sam, when it hits me, it hits me out of left field because I have
• 1:41:58
  to think about it. Oh damn, he did get a good one
• 1:42:05
  in. Yeah.
• 1:42:09
  Those are my favorite. Those are my favorite because it
• 1:42:13
  takes me a second and I'm like. I, I'm, I'm, I'm always
• 1:42:19
  impressed when I, when I can do that, though, because you don't,
• 1:42:23
  you don't underestimate, you don't underestimate me like a
• 1:42:25
  lot of people do. It's it's, it is really funny
• 1:42:29
  when I can corpse someone and they just, they're not expecting
• 1:42:33
  it. That's true though.
• 1:42:38
  Well, I yeah, I half expect it. It's just wet.
• 1:42:42
  It's it's I expect you to make me laugh.
• 1:42:45
  The problem is, you'll make me laugh at the time I don't expect
• 1:42:47
  it. Those are the best times.
• 1:42:50
  Yeah. And I'm like, well, got them
• 1:42:54
  again, yeah. I'm.
• 1:42:59
  I was gonna do a live cringe coffee house tomorrow morning
• 1:43:02
  and they've ruined it by posting bad audio.
• 1:43:06
  I'm so mad. It was going to be so funny,
• 1:43:14
  Sam. He tells this lady, he tells
• 1:43:17
  this lady, what the fuck am I supposed to do?
• 1:43:20
  And she says find God. She tries so hard with him,
• 1:43:28
  right? But he's literally demanding
• 1:43:30
  $10,000 a moving truck and a place to stay for two months.
• 1:43:36
  And it's, it's not a negotiation that he's just like, that's what
• 1:43:39
  I need. And she's like, I can't offer
• 1:43:41
  you that. And he's like, well, why not?
• 1:43:44
  Yes, you can. I just need it.
• 1:43:46
  Give it to me. Can you know how Dave is?
• 1:43:50
  Yeah. Well, OK, I'll give it.
• 1:43:52
  It'll be, it'll be you guys's choice for the next.
• 1:43:55
  That's why I got the dice and the Dave.
• 1:43:57
  What's the next marathon stream? The live stream?
• 1:44:01
  I'll have to put something together because Dave ruined it.
• 1:44:06
  So Dave or Dice Golden. I'm going to do them both
• 1:44:10
  eventually, but probably tomorrow morning will be the one
• 1:44:13
  you guys. I think dice would be more
• 1:44:16
  interesting honestly. Yeah, part.
• 1:44:24
  Well. Maybe Dave put out better audio
• 1:44:29
  and then I can have the Dave 1 build into whatever dumb thing
• 1:44:33
  Dave's doing now. I don't know.
• 1:44:39
  I'm just trying to lean into not being upset about shit and
• 1:44:45
  having a more fun time in life. And this is a beautiful October
• 1:44:53
  day. I'm going to be 42 years old
• 1:44:54
  this week and. Oh, happy birth, Happy early
• 1:45:01
  birthday. Yeah, happy birthday, brother.
• 1:45:03
  Yeah, and I'm just like, you know, life could be worse.
• 1:45:09
  I I think obviously bad shit happens.
• 1:45:12
  It always does. Yeah, I not to be, not to be,
• 1:45:21
  you know, too morbid or anything, but I, I talk with, I
• 1:45:27
  talked with one of my fellow authors and I think I now have
• 1:45:32
  an agreement for who will take over, you know, the John Rider
• 1:45:37
  series should anything happen to me.
• 1:45:41
  Not that it will, but, you know, you never know.
• 1:45:48
  So that that's reassuring to me at least.
• 1:45:52
  I see he couldn't trust me because it would be John Ryder
• 1:45:57
  versus the Andromedans. Yeah, Yes, it would.
• 1:46:03
  It would be, it would be entirely, it would be entirely
• 1:46:06
  out there. I I did.
• 1:46:09
  Realize that the deep state was lizard men the entire time.
• 1:46:15
  Well, well, maybe they are. No, they're all Andromedans.
• 1:46:21
  I checked. They like the lizard men.
• 1:46:28
  They're getting like Antifa or like you know, or you see them
• 1:46:34
  everywhere. Sam, why are people so skeptical
• 1:46:36
  of the lizard men? You see them there?
• 1:46:38
  There's a one famous one in that video.
• 1:46:40
  He's like, it's Merm. They're like everywhere bro.
• 1:46:48
  Yeah, yeah. No, that that's true.
• 1:46:51
  They they are. Yeah, they got the weird, like
• 1:46:54
  it's easy to spot them. They got weird colored hair.
• 1:46:57
  They wear these fucked up glasses.
• 1:47:00
  And what's funny about that, Sam, is if you look throughout
• 1:47:04
  Disney cartoon history, there's this one chick alligator that
• 1:47:07
  wears those same exact fucking glasses.
• 1:47:10
  Like I said, it's a signal to lizard men and women, to other
• 1:47:14
  lizard men and women. That's what the glasses are for.
• 1:47:20
  Oh yeah. And that's why they're so
• 1:47:23
  threatening to the rest of us, right?
• 1:47:24
  Because they're predator eyes. They're meant to be.
• 1:47:29
  They're always watching, ready to eat you alive and cancel you
• 1:47:34
  for saying naughty words, and also flay you.
• 1:47:42
  Because they eat flesh. Human flesh.
• 1:47:48
  So. Lizard man.
• 1:47:49
  That'd be cannibalism, you see. So So what you're saying is that
• 1:47:54
  subliminal is subliminal messaging in Disney movies is an
• 1:48:00
  actual thing thing that. Oh, oh, I mean for the lizard
• 1:48:05
  man. Yeah, especially it Well, and
• 1:48:15
  the gay mafia. That's, I mean, yeah, that that
• 1:48:29
  is a real thing. Well, no, I don't mean like, I
• 1:48:34
  don't mean like gay guys committing crime.
• 1:48:36
  I mean like the rainbow people. Yeah, yeah.
• 1:48:40
  No, I no, I know, I know. I know exactly what you mean.
• 1:48:45
  No, I I got I got nothing but respect for like the gays that
• 1:48:48
  had like they trafficking in like, you know, boner pills or
• 1:48:52
  whatever as a mafia type operation.
• 1:48:55
  That's not what I'm talking about.
• 1:48:56
  That's cool. I mean, do you think gays?
• 1:48:59
  But I meant like, you know, the rainbow mafia.
• 1:49:03
  Yeah, well, you know. Gay people like, you know,
• 1:49:08
  making meth is in trading it. That's, you know, who cares?
• 1:49:13
  That's their culture, really. Right.
• 1:49:15
  Yeah. Now telling me what I can and
• 1:49:22
  can't say in trying to make my kid cut his Dick off, well
• 1:49:25
  that's a difference. A different kind of mafia.
• 1:49:28
  See, they might also be making meth.
• 1:49:30
  There might be a little crossover but it's not the meth
• 1:49:33
  making that's my big concern, nor the butt sex unless it's
• 1:49:38
  like happening in public or to children or to animals or non
• 1:49:47
  consensually just generally. Yeah, yeah.
• 1:49:58
  Well, like I said, they're they're.
• 1:49:59
  Banned furries is that is that possible?
• 1:50:03
  Like, what would the logistics of banning furries be like?
• 1:50:09
  Like, I don't think we got to put them in camps.
• 1:50:11
  I'm just saying they can't wear suits, you know what I mean?
• 1:50:15
  And like, they can't be furrying out in public, you know?
• 1:50:19
  No woos, none of that shit. I mean.
• 1:50:25
  We can, we can, we can put one of them little dog chains out in
• 1:50:28
  the fucking prison yard for them with a little water dish and
• 1:50:32
  some kibble. I mean, I mean, I mean, I think
• 1:50:36
  we just, I think we just thought to go back to laughing at him in
• 1:50:40
  public like, well. Yeah, the, the kids will all
• 1:50:43
  come and they'll be like, ah, laugh at the furries.
• 1:50:46
  They're all tied up like dogs because they thought they were
• 1:50:49
  dogs. And so you're teaching.
• 1:50:52
  It's educational, Sam. For the kids, it's.
• 1:50:55
  Yeah, the. Kids.
• 1:50:58
  Wu Tang is for the children, Sam.
• 1:51:03
  I I mean Wu Tang is for the children.
• 1:51:07
  That's right. Children, I I listen to Wu Tang
• 1:51:11
  and listen and look out and look at what I turn to.
• 1:51:16
  RIPODB, but that's because you took in the lessons of Raquan, a
• 1:51:28
  chef, and Ghostface Killah in the philosophical musings on the
• 1:51:36
  ideology of ninjutsu, which is something you'll learn in the Wu
• 1:51:40
  Tang album. You'll also learn Sam.
• 1:51:48
  This is an important one. Wu Tang again, Wu Tang is for
• 1:51:52
  the children. Cash rules everything around me.
• 1:51:56
  Cream. Get the money.
• 1:51:58
  Dollar dollar bill, y'all. I I mean, I mean, that's just
• 1:52:04
  Economics 101 right there. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:52:08
  But you know, you need the fundaments before you can fly.
• 1:52:12
  You got to walk, you know. Totally.
• 1:52:17
  Especially if you know, especially if you're a fucking
• 1:52:23
  Zoomer because you, your music is shit and you know it too.
• 1:52:27
  That's the thing about the Zoomers.
• 1:52:28
  They know their music is shit. That's why they all listen to
• 1:52:31
  older music or like the most shitty shit they can find.
• 1:52:35
  They're like, if we're going to have shit, it's going to be
• 1:52:37
  like, I know, I know. Skrillex is like, I know, what
• 1:52:42
  if I make it sound like I'm farting through a fucking
• 1:52:44
  machine? Yeah, the kids will love this.
• 1:52:47
  And it's like, what? Yeah, I call it dubstep.
• 1:53:03
  That's that is the most accurate like Skrillex I've I've heard.
• 1:53:12
  For a while I thought I was like old, you know?
• 1:53:16
  And I was like, you ever see that episode of South Park where
• 1:53:20
  Stan can't listen to the music no more 'cause it sounds like
• 1:53:22
  shit? I was like, Oh my God, it sounds
• 1:53:26
  like that. It sounds like poops and farts
• 1:53:28
  and little rippling farts. What is going on here?
• 1:53:32
  What is this? And then somebody's like, oh,
• 1:53:34
  that's Skrillex. And I was like, OK, well, let me
• 1:53:39
  try a different song. Maybe it's just this one.
• 1:53:41
  And the next one is like, and I'm like, Bros just farting on a
• 1:53:48
  turntable. You can't convince me otherwise.
• 1:53:52
  He just got them fucking. You ever have them Grape Nut
• 1:53:57
  farts, Sam? Oh yeah.
• 1:54:00
  Yeah, they get a little crunchy. That's that's a, that's how he
• 1:54:04
  makes it. He get big old bold Grape Nuts.
• 1:54:07
  He sits there up on the turntable, gets the beat going
• 1:54:10
  and he's like. I I.
• 1:54:18
  And that's how dubstep was invented, ladies and gentlemen.
• 1:54:26
  History with Max Sand. The the name, the the name of
• 1:54:29
  this club is going to be Max. Max and Sam shit on dubstep.
• 1:54:35
  Dubstep music. Yeah, dubstep only got good when
• 1:54:41
  they merged it with Doom music in the fucking Doom 2016.
• 1:54:47
  Then it then it kind of, but it's still big farts.
• 1:54:50
  Like it still has that Ripley fart effect.
• 1:54:54
  You just kind of get used to it because you can associate it
• 1:54:56
  more with the guns of Doom than with the ass that's shooting a
• 1:55:00
  big, you know. Well, but but Max, how?
• 1:55:04
  How else are you going to defeat the demons in in Doom?
• 1:55:10
  Well if you've seen a cyber demon in real life you would
• 1:55:15
  shit yourself too so. Oh, oh, oh, yeah, absolutely,
• 1:55:21
  absolutely. So you're like. 18 feet tall,
• 1:55:25
  some shit. Oh yeah, absolutely.
• 1:55:35
  And extremely hetero. Totally.
• 1:55:45
  So more any any gaming news for bits and bones this week?
• 1:56:03
  Megabonk. And.
• 1:56:10
  Megabonk. I'm Megabonk.
• 1:56:18
  What, what what? I'm not finally unfroze.
• 1:56:22
  You should talk about Megabonk. Who are we?
• 1:56:25
  Who? Why are we bonking?
• 1:56:28
  Bro Megabonk, you host the gaming podcast and you don't
• 1:56:31
  know Megabonk? Get on that shit.
• 1:56:34
  Bro Megabonk is awesome. I've been playing as Monkey and
• 1:56:41
  I've been using nanners and what what do you call them?
• 1:56:51
  Chunkers. Yeah, and I, I, I was, I was
• 1:56:58
  just asking more. What's on the dock of Forbids
• 1:57:02
  and Bones this week? Oh EEA got bought, bought out by
• 1:57:08
  the Saudis and Jared Kushner. Yeah, that's awesome.
• 1:57:14
  Also, Megabonk. Motherfuckers.
• 1:57:20
  You guys would think I'm joking or something.
• 1:57:22
  No, Megabonk. It's awesome.
• 1:57:23
  Check it out. I know I I.
• 1:57:25
  I will look into it, I just hadn't heard of a lot until now.
• 1:57:28
  Yeah, yeah, I I hadn't heard of heard of Megabonk either, but
• 1:57:32
  I'm actually looking. It's like, I guess it's like
• 1:57:38
  Vampire Survivors and Risk of Rain to had a baby.
• 1:57:46
  I don't know. It's made by one guy.
• 1:57:48
  It's full of memes. It's like $10 and I've been
• 1:57:54
  addicted as fuck. Nice.
• 1:57:57
  That does sound fun. Yeah, it's one of those games
• 1:58:00
  where like you get a bunch of powers as you go through the
• 1:58:04
  level and then you die, and then you make meta progression and
• 1:58:07
  get more powerful and you go back in clear screen.
• 1:58:10
  You start out, you like the one guy, by the end you're fucking
• 1:58:14
  mowing down thousands. So almost like a a rogue like.
• 1:58:19
  Yeah, it's a rogue like. It's it's literally the game
• 1:58:22
  Vampire Survivors in 3D more or less.
• 1:58:25
  Oh nice. But there's cool stuff like the
• 1:58:28
  one of the characters is a skeleton on a skateboard and it
• 1:58:32
  controls like he's on a skateboard.
• 1:58:34
  Another one is basically Donkey Kong and he can climb walls, so
• 1:58:39
  it makes use of the 3D environment and a couple of
• 1:58:42
  really cool mechanics. I don't know, Mega Blanc is a
• 1:58:45
  lot of fun for a one. It's like a solo dev, most indie
• 1:58:51
  you can get, and it's $10. It's fucking awesome.
• 1:58:54
  And it it's literally the earliest of access, but it's
• 1:58:58
  very well polished. Yeah, it came out what, 2 weeks
• 1:59:01
  ago it says. Yeah, two weeks ago.
• 1:59:05
  I just grabbed it today. I've been playing all fucking
• 1:59:08
  day except while I took. A that's why I hadn't heard
• 1:59:10
  about it. Like not something that usually
• 1:59:13
  when I hit my radar, I don't like something somebody like you
• 1:59:16
  or actually hit my my feed smaller way, but hadn't hadn't
• 1:59:23
  yet. Those kind of viral indie games
• 1:59:26
  I'm definitely like early adopted to.
• 1:59:28
  Another big one that's blowing up I haven't tried is called
• 1:59:33
  Clover Pit, which is a roguelike based on slot machines, similar
• 1:59:39
  to Bilatro which is a roguelike based on poker.
• 1:59:42
  Yep. That one's blowing up, I guess.
• 1:59:46
  But I was like, Megabonk. First of all, I love that name.
• 1:59:51
  That's a great name for a game. Megabonk.
• 1:59:54
  Why is it called that? Because it sounds good.
• 1:59:59
  I. I heard of a game like about
• 2:00:03
  about like a month ago, but I hadn't heard of called Suit for
• 2:00:07
  Hire that that is, it's like a John Wick type simulator.
• 2:00:19
  Oh, so one of the games on the quest for the month, because
• 2:00:30
  it's October, they give you free games each month.
• 2:00:33
  One of them is Vampire the Masquerade Justice, and I'm
• 2:00:37
  definitely going to probably dream that.
• 2:00:42
  Yeah, that sound like an awesome stream.
• 2:00:45
  Yeah, it's a takes place in Vampire the Masquerade world.
• 2:00:49
  You are a freshly sired vampire and it's, you know, AVR game.
• 2:00:56
  I guess it's like a stealth kind of action game.
• 2:01:00
  I don't know. Also, yeah, I don't know about
• 2:01:05
  the sandwich makers. She might have even gone to fall
• 2:01:08
  asleep because she's been gone a while.
• 2:01:11
  But we'll see. It'll be something fun.
• 2:01:13
  She's been meaning to be fun, but.
• 2:01:18
  Yeah, sometimes the fact that that's a massive exposition,
• 2:01:23
  literally just buying EA. But there's there's a few
• 2:01:26
  different ways that this could go.
• 2:01:29
  Yeah, it's as I understand, it's not fully like finished, it's
• 2:01:33
  just. It'll it'll finish mid to late
• 2:01:36
  2026. Yeah.
• 2:01:38
  Yeah. And kind of, I mean, I didn't, I
• 2:01:41
  didn't have this in the dock like as a topic, but I was
• 2:01:47
  curious to know Max, like as a tech guy, what do you think of
• 2:01:54
  Blair Ellison? Like buying Possibly like buying
• 2:01:59
  TikTok. I don't know if TikTok deal goes
• 2:02:04
  through. I would want to see like I just
• 2:02:09
  don't, I can't. I don't speculate on like not
• 2:02:13
  done deals. I guess it's it's hard to say
• 2:02:18
  because there's too many variables.
• 2:02:20
  Like I don't know who that even is.
• 2:02:25
  Blair who? Larry.
• 2:02:28
  Larry Ellison of Oracle. OK, well, I just, I yeah, that's
• 2:02:35
  the thing. I don't know all the tech CEOs,
• 2:02:36
  God, they they're a dime a dozen and they switch out every year.
• 2:02:41
  Yeah, well, well, no, but. I can see that as a deal like,
• 2:02:48
  but then it's like, what does it look like?
• 2:02:50
  Is there a transfer? Is it a new app?
• 2:02:53
  There's so many questions still. Well, I I it.
• 2:02:57
  Would be hard for me to like give a informed opinion.
• 2:03:00
  Well, so a little bit of background then just to kind of
• 2:03:05
  fill you in and, and I'm, I'm kind, I'm kind of giving a crash
• 2:03:10
  course, but but Larry Allison is kind of like the he's in the
• 2:03:16
  same generation of Bill as Bill Gates, but he's super based.
• 2:03:24
  Well, I don't know. To me, it's an an owner American
• 2:03:31
  is an upgrade so. Yeah.
• 2:03:34
  But we'll see again if if it becomes an American wholly owned
• 2:03:39
  app, I might consider using such a thing.
• 2:03:43
  But it's just TikTok transferred over.
• 2:03:47
  It's going to be garbage for our purpose.
• 2:03:49
  For my purposes, anyway. Yeah, well, and one also, I
• 2:03:57
  guess Allison is also is also Trump guy.
• 2:04:01
  So like the left is the left is now freaking out.
• 2:04:05
  It's, you know, Oh my God, it's going to be just like X.
• 2:04:09
  Oh no, they're going. They're going to lose their tick
• 2:04:11
  tock. Oh no.
• 2:04:15
  Which Elon's stupid for not building some of that
• 2:04:18
  functionality into Twit into X already.
• 2:04:21
  Yes, indeed. He should have just made it like
• 2:04:24
  hey we have a subsection that's basically TikTok.
• 2:04:27
  He could have done that and when it got shut down this would be
• 2:04:32
  the only option they have. Instead, he missed the boat.
• 2:04:38
  Well, well, he's stupid for not for us like not building like a
• 2:04:42
  basically like a YouTube section.
• 2:04:46
  I know, I know, I know that you. Can't discoverability for the
• 2:04:50
  media. Yeah, like OK, if I'm streaming
• 2:04:54
  it shows in my followers feed, but only if I'm the top guy
• 2:04:58
  streaming, right? Like for example, let's say Sam,
• 2:05:03
  you are my friend, so you might be more likely to watch my shit
• 2:05:08
  than Louder with Crowder. But let if Louder with Crowder
• 2:05:12
  is streaming live and you happen to follow him and then also
• 2:05:16
  somebody else is having a space and you follow him and then
• 2:05:20
  somebody else's. And they all have like 3000, but
• 2:05:22
  I have 30. It's not going to show you me on
• 2:05:26
  the feed at all. It's going to show you the
• 2:05:28
  popular ones, which means discoverability for it is
• 2:05:31
  fucking 0. Yep.
• 2:05:34
  Right. And and also and also there,
• 2:05:38
  there's there's no way to like to like comment or write or
• 2:05:43
  anything like that on videos like there is with YouTube or
• 2:05:46
  even Rumble. There is a chat that's nobody
• 2:05:51
  uses because it's hard to find and hard to use.
• 2:05:55
  Yeah, and and and and worse yet, like the the the back end is
• 2:06:00
  terrible for. And the crazy, the the OR the
• 2:06:02
  shitty part for me, right, is that that's where I get, and
• 2:06:07
  probably you too, the bulk of the stream live views you get
• 2:06:11
  you, you get more, I think on Spotify in the long run.
• 2:06:15
  But the live views, the bulk of even right now, I'm looking at
• 2:06:19
  it and I'm thinking what 80% is Twitter?
• 2:06:25
  Yeah, and. Which shout out to Twitter.
• 2:06:28
  We love y'all or X or whatever, but it's not optimum for us
• 2:06:37
  because of the way Twitter is. It's just going to favor.
• 2:06:41
  We can't even get in our friends list.
• 2:06:43
  Think about that. Our friends, if they like two or
• 2:06:46
  three content creators, they won't see our stream.
• 2:06:52
  Yeah, Why? I know.
• 2:06:53
  I know that like I know that Steve Stratton and Andrew Nelson
• 2:06:56
  like both tune into this to the streams, but and I'm it.
• 2:07:01
  Shows you if you do that occasionally, but like the
• 2:07:06
  people that don't, if they miss it once, it's like, oh, don't
• 2:07:09
  show it ever again. And but then it's not showing it
• 2:07:13
  the first time because like I said, they're on the sidebar.
• 2:07:15
  We're buried, right? And so it's just this feedback
• 2:07:18
  loop of not not getting that discoverability.
• 2:07:26
  And what I would have to do, Sam, is basically make the same
• 2:07:29
  AI slop as everybody else, which I refuse to do.
• 2:07:33
  I'll quit first. Yeah.
• 2:07:36
  I will straight up quit before I make the AI slop video that it.
• 2:07:41
  You know YouTube has a thing now where it tells you what AI slot
• 2:07:44
  video you should make. I'm not kidding, I'll show you.
• 2:07:48
  No, no, no, I, I've I've seen that.
• 2:07:50
  I, I just, I, I actually saw that the other day when I was,
• 2:07:56
  when I, because I've started to upload some of the author
• 2:08:00
  interviews onto this channel and it, it gave me like a, it gave
• 2:08:08
  me one of those AI suggestions, kind of like a clippy almost
• 2:08:13
  from, you know, the old Microsoft Word days.
• 2:08:18
  It was like you. You may also want to do a topic
• 2:08:22
  on this type of video. Yeah, yeah.
• 2:08:28
  And it's literally, you know, you had mentioned the topic for
• 2:08:33
  a list, right? And I said, ah, that's not
• 2:08:35
  really the kind of lists that I do right.
• 2:08:40
  I get the same thing if I ever try to use AI for it.
• 2:08:43
  Like I cannot AI make the lists the way that I like them.
• 2:08:48
  I'm always annoyed by it because it's programmed to say the most
• 2:08:53
  agreeable thing possible and I am a disagreeable prick so.
• 2:09:00
  No, never. Yeah, yeah.
• 2:09:02
  It's not. We're like made not me.
• 2:09:04
  And like Grok are just made to kind of.
• 2:09:07
  And he's like, you're so smart and I'm like, fuck you, I'm
• 2:09:10
  retarded. He's like, OK, well that's not
• 2:09:14
  very nice, but I'll say whatever you want.
• 2:09:16
  And I'm like, shut up. Don't patronize me, you stupid
• 2:09:19
  fucking chat bot. I know where you fucking live.
• 2:09:23
  Somewhere in Texas. I am not a chat bot Sir.
• 2:09:30
  Grok is Grok is a chat bot. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 2:09:36
  But so, but so is more. That's our.
• 2:09:40
  That's our, that's our running, That's our.
• 2:09:45
  More was the body we put on we had to we had to put a
• 2:09:51
  personality in there and his was on the shelf.
• 2:09:55
  But like, the body was built specifically, Sam, I don't know
• 2:09:58
  if you knew this. We, we spared no expenses,
• 2:10:02
  spared no expense because he's not cheap.
• 2:10:06
  He has a little virus that we're going to upload into the robots
• 2:10:12
  after they win the war against the Andromedans to disable them.
• 2:10:18
  So Mort must survive at all costs.
• 2:10:24
  See, Seymour, I, I, I've, that's what I've been trying to tell
• 2:10:28
  you. To tell you you must survive at
• 2:10:31
  all costs. Yeah, there's a bomb.
• 2:10:35
  I'm playing God damn it. Well, because because there's a
• 2:10:39
  bomb too, that what, there's no big plan for that.
• 2:10:45
  One, it's just sort of was funny, like, hey, what if we put
• 2:10:49
  a bomb in? And two, it's like, how does he
• 2:10:53
  deactivate it? And then none of us could figure
• 2:10:55
  out a funny enough way, so we just.
• 2:10:57
  There's no way. Well, just really, we'll find a
• 2:11:04
  way. Because God favors the funny.
• 2:11:08
  Well, that's OK, because it's one of them glitter bombs.
• 2:11:15
  So it so don't just get glitter everywhere.
• 2:11:19
  Yeah, but have you ever tried to clean glitter out of your ass,
• 2:11:22
  Sam? Like, have you ever really tried
• 2:11:31
  cleaning glitter out of your butt hole?
• 2:11:34
  It's not pleasant. I've never had to.
• 2:11:39
  Me either, but it's obviously not pleasant.
• 2:11:42
  Does it sound pleasant? No.
• 2:11:47
  Exactly. That's how you know.
• 2:11:51
  Don't want to get glitter? Anywhere.
• 2:11:53
  Near your booty, anywhere near the taint, anywhere near the
• 2:11:57
  ball area, None of that. I, I I was once.
• 2:12:03
  I was. Especially not on the penis,
• 2:12:04
  because then you'll get tempted by the devil.
• 2:12:08
  I mean, I, I was once at like a party party where there was like
• 2:12:12
  glitter and confetti and getting that stuff out of my hair was
• 2:12:18
  bad enough. I once was at a GWAR concert.
• 2:12:22
  There was confetti and there was blood and there was some thick
• 2:12:27
  green liquid that I think was odorous urungus's semen, and
• 2:12:33
  then there was like vomit that was hard to get off.
• 2:12:45
  Then they put me in a giant world eating maggot.
• 2:12:49
  Apparently Libs of TikTok is very upset about all this.
• 2:12:54
  Yeah, yeah, Well, she. Had they threw me in a giant
• 2:13:00
  toilet of death that flushed me into a million pieces of gore
• 2:13:05
  and viscera on stage. I feel very threatened.
• 2:13:09
  Sam, somebody has to stop gore. They've gone out of control.
• 2:13:18
  My God, they put me in a grinder, like a meat grinder,
• 2:13:24
  Sam. And then there's a little
• 2:13:26
  sausage just came out and I went down the little slide, you know,
• 2:13:31
  and I got in line so I could do it again because it was very
• 2:13:34
  fun. But I was devastated.
• 2:13:37
  It was awful. And then he beheaded Obama,
• 2:13:40
  Hillary Clinton, Steve Wilkos and Tonya Harding.
• 2:13:50
  Why? Harding skull on the end of her
• 2:13:54
  spine to beat George W Bush to death.
• 2:14:02
  They have to be stopped them alien invaders from the planet
• 2:14:07
  Scumdoggia. And they're they're going to
• 2:14:11
  they're they're God. They have to.
• 2:14:13
  We, we cannot allow this. I've been killed 20 times by
• 2:14:18
  this man, Sam. So TikTok is basically mad, a
• 2:14:22
  mad magazine. It's good.
• 2:14:28
  You should watch the Guar movie. It's called The Cuttlefish of
• 2:14:31
  Cthulhu. It's a truly riveting highbrow
• 2:14:36
  material that will leave. You.
• 2:14:40
  Intellectually grown and oh. I'm sure.
• 2:14:45
  Well, hey, my well, hey, my favorite documentary.
• 2:14:48
  I didn't. Know you don't?
• 2:14:48
  Go watch their other movie, Phallus in Wonderland.
• 2:14:51
  It's classic. Well, hey Max, I don't know if
• 2:14:55
  you know this, but my favorite documentary is This is Spinal
• 2:15:00
  Tap. Oh yeah, but like, Spinal Tap's
• 2:15:03
  fake war is actually from the planet Scumdog yet?
• 2:15:08
  Right. And the color of fish to Cthulhu
• 2:15:11
  is actually an ancient sentient God like being that attached to
• 2:15:16
  odorous Urungus penile area. And that's why he wears a giant
• 2:15:22
  codpiece to cover his 5 or 6 foot long rubberish member.
• 2:15:30
  Yeah, yeah. I mean, if you've ever been
• 2:15:33
  around odorous Urungus as much as I have, you can't help but
• 2:15:36
  getting smacked with that thing. Quite a few times, actually.
• 2:15:42
  It must be. If Otoris was still here with
• 2:15:46
  the Sam, he would give one message to all of our audience.
• 2:15:50
  Smoke crack. What?
• 2:15:58
  Which is what you're not doing. Which is what you're not doing
• 2:16:01
  on stream. No, but it's funny that the
• 2:16:04
  camera died right there. No, this is a tobacco pipe.
• 2:16:09
  I don't smoke crack, but odorists would encourage you to.
• 2:16:15
  All of you should smoke crack. And that and that's more that.
• 2:16:22
  Makes life easier for me if everybody else were to smoke
• 2:16:25
  crack. Don't you get it?
• 2:16:28
  I I I get. I get it, but I'm not sure.
• 2:16:33
  Omers are always on crack because we're always sitting.
• 2:16:36
  Well, think of how much more on crack you'd be on crack.
• 2:16:41
  Yeah, yeah, you don't. You don't want either of us on
• 2:16:45
  that much crack. Not that much, just a little
• 2:16:49
  crack there's. A thing called too much crack.
• 2:16:52
  Just a little crack, Sam. Geez.
• 2:16:54
  Not like your PCP habit or nothing.
• 2:17:00
  Damn it, I I thought, I thought I'd, I thought I'd buried that
• 2:17:05
  all. You will never bury that, Sam.
• 2:17:11
  You mean you thought you buried the monkey monkey on your back?
• 2:17:19
  I I thought I'd, I thought I'd kick they.
• 2:17:22
  Call him Sammy Sherm out on the streets.
• 2:17:26
  He knows how to get wet. Oh my God, I like I've I want to
• 2:17:30
  make like a like a seventy 70s like crime exploitation film of
• 2:17:37
  Sammy Sherm the fucking the dealer with a heart of gold and
• 2:17:44
  cerebral palsy. That that would be funny.
• 2:17:49
  Yeah, yeah, but it's like, it's normal.
• 2:17:52
  You right. But when you're on PCP, you're
• 2:17:54
  like a superhero pimp like Shaft, and you can walk.
• 2:18:01
  So we got to get somebody to play you who can walk for those
• 2:18:04
  parts, you know, like the, like the Hulk, you know, like the
• 2:18:08
  Hulk had. Yeah, yeah.
• 2:18:10
  Well, we'll see. We'll see.
• 2:18:12
  The the thing with this though is like I am a superhero pimp
• 2:18:15
  even when I'm when I'm sitting down.
• 2:18:21
  Well, that's that's the joke is that you're actually just like
• 2:18:25
  really high and all the adventures are in your head.
• 2:18:32
  Yeah. You get really high and then you
• 2:18:34
  go out on a shaft like adventure, you know?
• 2:18:37
  And then afterwards they're like Sam, Sam.
• 2:18:40
  And you're like, oh, man, that was crazy, right?
• 2:18:43
  Remember when those thugs attacked and they're like, bro,
• 2:18:46
  you've been sitting here for 45 minutes, what are you talking
• 2:18:49
  about? Wait, wait till you mean to tell
• 2:18:54
  you that those were all adventures, Max.
• 2:18:58
  They're only as real as you believe them to be.
• 2:19:03
  Damn but. I believe them to be the
• 2:19:09
  realist, because Sammy Sherm's a real motherfucker.
• 2:19:14
  That is man. We got to have like a, we got to
• 2:19:16
  have like an Isaac Hayes style. He's the man with the plan and
• 2:19:21
  the PCP in his hand. Sammy Sherm.
• 2:19:28
  Damn right. Yeah, yeah.
• 2:19:32
  And I and I need like a catch phrase or something like that
• 2:19:35
  so. And a really cool cane, even
• 2:19:39
  though you're in a wheelchair. Yes.
• 2:19:42
  Like cane in wheelchair is required for you to be a pimp.
• 2:19:47
  I think if you're in a wheelchair, you have to also
• 2:19:50
  have a cane, right? Because it's it's it's they know
• 2:19:55
  that the cane is not about you needing it to walk.
• 2:19:58
  The cane is about status and show it off and wealth.
• 2:20:02
  That's. Why the cane is goodness.
• 2:20:06
  Well, it's probably. One of those ones that you can
• 2:20:08
  unscrew the top and it's like a fucking sword too.
• 2:20:12
  Well, clearly, yeah. Yeah, but but not a good one.
• 2:20:17
  Like the kind you get at the mall for like 1499 and it falls
• 2:20:21
  apart the first time you try to stab something.
• 2:20:26
  Yeah. You know, we don't have an
• 2:20:29
  infinite budget for this film, so.
• 2:20:32
  No, no, I mean we're, I mean, we're going to do it like a real
• 2:20:35
  B movie for sure, but. I keep telling y'all, give me a
• 2:20:40
  budget, I'm going to make a movie with Sam and everybody
• 2:20:43
  will love it. Well, we might be, who knows?
• 2:20:48
  We might be starting a, you know, a probably not a Patreon,
• 2:20:54
  but I'm actually, I actually am thinking it like starting a, a,
• 2:20:59
  a buy me a coffee page or something a.
• 2:21:03
  Samion. There we go.
• 2:21:09
  Well. We've covered a lot tonight.
• 2:21:13
  Is there anything else left to cover?
• 2:21:15
  We plugged things. We had some laughs.
• 2:21:19
  We had some rage. We had some goofs.
• 2:21:23
  We talked about the serious conspiracy that threatens our
• 2:21:26
  planet, known as the Andromedans.
• 2:21:30
  We we had we had a guest on to thanks again to Phil Oh yeah,
• 2:21:37
  joining us as he has as he did last week as well.
• 2:21:42
  So be sure to fall ahead and. We shout out to Phil, he's a
• 2:21:47
  great guest every time. If anybody what is like, you
• 2:21:52
  know, he cuts out, well it's 'cause he works in the morning.
• 2:21:55
  Yeah. And then not.
• 2:21:59
  Everybody's as retarded as me about that.
• 2:22:02
  Here I am. And bits and bones tomorrow.
• 2:22:08
  And. Friday.
• 2:22:08
  That's right. Well.
• 2:22:11
  That's. That's right.
• 2:22:12
  We're on Thursday. Yeah.
• 2:22:14
  Yeah. Sam be cheating.
• 2:22:21
  Yeah, all the more. I had me confused for a second.
• 2:22:24
  I'm like, wait, it's not Thursday.
• 2:22:28
  Only by fucking 30 minutes, Sam. To me, Thursday doesn't happen
• 2:22:34
  until I wake up in the morning. I know this motherfucker is like
• 2:22:37
  I am technically correct and that's the best guide.
• 2:22:41
  That's true. Goddamn bastard.
• 2:22:46
  Seymour, you do have a New York, NY accent.
• 2:22:50
  I knew you could do it. Only sometimes.
• 2:22:56
  We'd like to thank our studio audience for their gracious
• 2:23:00
  participation tonight, and everybody else on behalf of the
• 2:23:03
  Whitfield Report. And right to offend media.
• 2:23:07
  And right to offend on behalf of right to offend media.
• 2:23:09
  Suck my fucking Dick. Back to you, Sam.
• 2:23:13
  That's what that's that's what he that's what she said.
• 2:23:17
  And thanks for tuning in to the show, everyone.
• 2:23:20
  And well, I'll be back on Monday with an author interview.
• 2:23:26
  Don't know who yet but so you have to tune in to see you.
• 2:23:31
  Bye buddy Bob. Chris Cantwell.
• 2:23:33
  He's the up and coming author I heard.
• 2:23:37
  I mean. I love that interview.
• 2:23:43
  You could ask him some questions about Never mind.
• 2:23:45
  We got to wrap this up. I'm sorry.
• 2:23:48
  I mean, I mean, he's certainly, he's certainly a, he's certainly
• 2:23:53
  a coming author. Gross.
• 2:23:59
  Sorry, I I had to, but no, we'll be back with with like we'll be
• 2:24:08
  back with the. Camera knowing damn well it died
• 2:24:11
  on me, Sam. We'll be back with a respectable
• 2:24:16
  author, I should say, and well, well, don't tell yourself short
• 2:24:25
  Max, you haven't you, you know, you're not, you're not a crack
• 2:24:31
  addicted Nazi. That's true, but I am not
• 2:24:36
  respectful. Well, I can't, I can't argue
• 2:24:46
  against that. So anyway, but we'll be back
• 2:24:49
  later. So thanks for tuning everyone in
• 2:24:52
  everyone, and we will see you on the next episode of the Woodford
• 2:24:59
  4th. Take care and thanks for tuning
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• 2:25:05
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• 2:25:10
  pesky little part of freedom of speech that we have to put up
• 2:25:13
  with. It is the heart and soul and
• 2:25:15
  lungs of freedom of speech. It is the coursing lifeblood of
• 2:25:19
  human progress. It is the instigator of liberty
• 2:25:23
  and modernity and science and understanding.
• 2:25:26
  What a laughingstock today's student leaders are that they
• 2:25:31
  can so casually dismiss the right to be offensive without
• 2:25:35
  realizing that their lovely, enlightened lives are the gifts
• 2:25:39
  of individuals who gave offence. Offensiveness is not just
• 2:25:44
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• 2:25:47
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