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Popping Off: The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives Ep 3 · Two Ts In A Pod with Teddi Mellencamp and Tamra Judge

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Speaker 1: I'm Teddy Mellencamp and this is Emily Simpson and you're
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Speaker 1: listening to popping Off.
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Speaker 2: We can't be grateful enough that we get to recap
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Speaker 2: the Secret Lives of Mormon Wives, and this episode we're
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Speaker 2: recapping episode three. But before we even get into that,
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Speaker 2: we need to discuss something.
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Speaker 1: Okay, what is it? Something that has to do with
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Speaker 1: their Instagram posts?
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Speaker 2: No, that's we do need to discuss that as well.
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Speaker 2: But the first thing that I need to discuss is
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Speaker 2: that Jennifer Affleck akay whatever her husband's name is Affleck
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Speaker 2: is not related to Ben Affleck.
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Speaker 1: Yes, right, I sent you that, didn't it?
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Speaker 2: Yes?
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Speaker 1: Other people send it to you.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, well, I mean everyone and their mother sent it
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Speaker 2: to me like the second it went out. Because this
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Speaker 2: entire season, she's the only one that gets the last name.
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Speaker 2: They claim that their second cousins, Like they are doubling
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Speaker 2: down on this, Like I assume they had like a
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Speaker 2: twenty three and meters confirming it.
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Speaker 1: The sluts went back, they went back to like like
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Speaker 1: nine generations or something.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, and there is absolutely no relation, no, none, zero.
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Speaker 1: Do you think this is gonna surprise Jen Affleck? Jen Affleck?
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Speaker 2: Like do you think that was part of the reason
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Speaker 2: why she married.
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Speaker 1: Is his name Zach? I think it's yeah, it's Zach I.
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Speaker 1: I think that was definitely. I mean, it wasn't his
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Speaker 1: hair that was the turn on, so it had to
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Speaker 1: be the last name.
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Speaker 2: But like, how would you feel if you were lied to?
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Speaker 2: Like what is the point of lying about that? You
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Speaker 2: could just say, like, maybe we're related Affleck isn't a
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Speaker 2: common name whatever it may be, But no, they were related.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know. I would have a hard time
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Speaker 1: saying something like that and publicly disseminating it without doing
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Speaker 1: some actual background research to back it up. Without doing
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Speaker 1: that's like me being like, yeah, Jessica Simpson and I,
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Speaker 1: you know, cousins, second cousins, Yeah, once removed, But hey,
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Speaker 1: we're related, you know, have we figured it out? All
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Speaker 1: we need to know is that we have the same
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Speaker 1: last name, and we're good to go. Right, I'm going
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Speaker 1: to request from now on on Orange County that they
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Speaker 1: put Emily Simpson at the bottom.
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Speaker 2: And then a little picture of Jessica next to it,
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Speaker 2: just like a picture of her Like, yeah.
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Speaker 1: I can't, it's too good.
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Speaker 2: So that was one of the things that we learned
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Speaker 2: during the break, and then we also learned who is
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Speaker 2: essentially trending the most at this point in time. Their
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Speaker 2: Instagram growth in the past ten days has been the
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Speaker 2: following the low I'm actually surprised by this because normally
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Speaker 2: when you're hated or you're the villain or whatever phrase
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Speaker 2: you want to use, you get a lot of followers.
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Speaker 2: But the lowest on the following count is Whitney at
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Speaker 2: fifty nine thousand followers in ten days.
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Speaker 1: That's still huge. That's still, I mean, a hell of
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Speaker 1: a lot more than we're getting. That's what's wrong with
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Speaker 1: the people out there.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, then Layla gets one hundred and one thousand, Mikayla
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Speaker 2: one hundred and sixteen thousand, Jesse one hundred and twenty
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Speaker 2: five thousand, Jen one hundred and thirty thousand, may See
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Speaker 2: one hundred and forty thousand, to Me one hundred and
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Speaker 2: seventy thousand, and Taylor one hundred and ninety three thousand followers.
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Speaker 1: It's crazy, do you think, because obviously on Housewives our
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Speaker 1: accounts don't grow that quickly. Do you think It's because
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Speaker 1: it's Hulu and they release all the episodes at once,
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Speaker 1: so when people binge them, they get more invested as
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Speaker 1: opposed to like a weekly Well that's what I was thinking,
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Speaker 1: Like you into someone's life, you know what I mean.
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Speaker 2: Because I'm trying to think, like on Housewives, you kind
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Speaker 2: of what do you get like eleven thousand people following
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Speaker 2: you a week about I think it's like ten to
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Speaker 2: eleven thousand at the beginning.
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Speaker 1: I don't know how it is when you're.
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Speaker 2: A long time long time I'm standing out with wife
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Speaker 2: because I wasn't one, But.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean I think it slows down as you
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Speaker 1: get more followers and you've been on longer. But like
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Speaker 1: I think mine's only grown maybe like forty thousand since
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Speaker 1: the show's been airing. What yeah, I mean just since
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Speaker 1: this season. Oh this season. I was like, yeah, yeah,
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Speaker 1: that seems off.
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Speaker 2: But I think also, I think people are seeing so
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Speaker 2: much about the show that then they go and binge it,
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Speaker 2: and so it's not necessarily by episode, it's by when
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Speaker 2: they decide to watch, because I don't know, I mean,
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Speaker 2: unless you're a complete lunatic, you're not watching one episode and.
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Speaker 1: Then waiting a week to watch the next one, right,
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Speaker 1: You're watching all eight at once. That's what I was saying.
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Speaker 1: Maybe that's why there their social media grows so quickly
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Speaker 1: because people actually sit and binge the whole thing. Also,
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Speaker 1: I mean, I can't even look at Instagram without seeing
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Speaker 1: eight billion reels with these girls like they are. They
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Speaker 1: are everywhere. No, it's impossible not to see them.
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Speaker 2: I mean, and it's if I tried not to see
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Speaker 2: the then you send.
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Speaker 1: It to me so that if I haven't already.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean between the Whitney one with a ping
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Speaker 2: pong flinging out of her vi jaj to then the
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Speaker 2: one of her doing a backflip and farting Like I mean,
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Speaker 2: if I have to do those things to get my
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Speaker 2: Instagram to grow more than one thousand, six hundred and
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Speaker 2: fifty nine in the past fourteen days, I am willing.
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Speaker 1: You would do a golf ball or a ping pong
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Speaker 1: ball shooting out of your vagina. Well, I draw the
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Speaker 1: line at that. I just I wouldn't do it. I mean,
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Speaker 1: I definitely wouldn't do it with Edwin. Right if I
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Speaker 1: went to Shane and I was like, look, here's what
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Speaker 1: we're gonna do. We're gonna make it real. Okay, you
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Speaker 1: go get a golf club. Now you're just gonna shoot
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Speaker 1: the ping pong ball into my vagina and then my
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Speaker 1: vagina's gonna shoot it out at you. Okay, he would
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Speaker 1: he would think I was insane. He would get in
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Speaker 1: his car and he would drive away. Yeah, like I
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Speaker 1: but here's the thing.
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Speaker 2: I think we can show to one another's house and
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Speaker 2: do it together and that would be all right.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, but he would he talked to me for like
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Speaker 1: a week. If he saw that, he'd be like, what
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Speaker 1: is wrong with you?
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Speaker 2: And Teddy, you're seriously Jorman's do it?
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Speaker 1: Then we could, we could do the fartwood that Whitney
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Speaker 1: just did.
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Speaker 2: That one kind of grows me out even more than
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Speaker 2: the ping pong because at least the ping pong, I
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Speaker 2: would have to assume there was some sort of machine
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Speaker 2: in there that flung that ping pong out like it
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Speaker 2: didn't actually go in her vagina.
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Speaker 1: But yeah, so it's it's a lot. It's really a
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Speaker 1: lot to keep going.
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Speaker 2: As I mean, compared to the reels that you create
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Speaker 2: with Shane, where you're like date night and you like change.
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Speaker 1: Your outfit and yeah, stays in the same.
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Speaker 2: To get a ping pong to allegedly fly out of
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Speaker 2: your vagina, Hale has to take some effort.
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Speaker 1: There's no way I can only get him to make
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Speaker 1: that reel because he didn't have to change his outfit.
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Speaker 1: Do you understand? Oh my gosh.
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Speaker 2: So episode three starts with Mikayla and Macy inviting Whitney
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Speaker 2: over so they can discuss the baby shower drama. Whitney
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Speaker 2: didn't think she needed to let Taylor know beforehand that
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Speaker 2: she wouldn't be coming. Mikayla thinks Whitney purposefully didn't send
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Speaker 2: the text because she wanted the attention to be on her.
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Speaker 2: She wants to be the leader of mom Talk, which
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Speaker 2: is confirmed because we just saw the most recent promo
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Speaker 2: where they all say what they are and at the
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Speaker 2: end is Whitney and she's like, and I am the leader.
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Speaker 2: But here's the thing, Whitney, this is why the people
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Speaker 2: are on your ass. You know, damn well, not showing
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Speaker 2: up a big filmed event was going to be a
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Speaker 2: big deal.
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Speaker 1: Yeah. Absolutely, So you're saying it was very methodical.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, she knew that it was going to be talked about.
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Speaker 2: She knew that it would create another storyline. I mean,
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Speaker 2: I don't think these girls have never watched reality television before,
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Speaker 2: and if they're committing this much time to their tiktoks.
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Speaker 2: Imagine the research and whatnot they're putting into before filming
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Speaker 2: this television shock.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, you're saying the forethought that goes into it. But
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Speaker 1: here's the thing, though, don't I mean, you don't want
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Speaker 1: to miss big group events because then you don't have
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Speaker 1: camera time. And I feel like Whitney wants camera time.
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Speaker 1: So that's why it's surprising. But then she got like
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Speaker 1: four or five scenes talking about it.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, which is more than she would have gotten
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Speaker 2: in the group. What would she have done in the group.
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Speaker 2: Came in in a very awkward dress and a very
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Speaker 2: fluffy peasant gown. Yeah, a George Washington collar or a
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Speaker 2: pressy bow.
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Speaker 1: Right. But yeah, so we knew this was going to happen.
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Speaker 2: Then we go to Zach, not related to Ben, at
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Speaker 2: Affleck's house. He just graduated from BYU. So Jen is
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Speaker 2: throwing him a graduation party.
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Speaker 1: Why is Jen throwing it if it's at his parents' house?
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Speaker 2: Huh?
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Speaker 1: I don't It's unclear. Do I live with his parents? Maybe?
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Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know if I figured that out.
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Speaker 1: And why does Jen act she's the bread winner when
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Speaker 1: he has parents and his dad's a surgeon. Oh well,
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Speaker 1: you didn't see these tiktoks.
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Speaker 2: I mean, I have no idea of this is actual,
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Speaker 2: actually factual. But according to TikTok, this is the case.
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Speaker 1: It's that his.
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Speaker 2: Parents gave him a big chunk of money and he
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Speaker 2: squandered it all allegedly amambling.
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Speaker 1: Right, So now all.
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Speaker 2: Of their financials have to come from Jen, not Lopez.
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Speaker 1: Affleck right, Jennifer Lynn, Jennifer Lynn. Correct.
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Speaker 2: So Zach's plan is to go to medical school, as
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Speaker 2: all the other men and his family have done before him.
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Speaker 2: He makes a comment that he hopes Jen's friends will
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Speaker 2: behave at the party. I actually hate when people say this.
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Speaker 1: You mean, like when men are like, oh, I hope
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Speaker 1: your friends behave. Yeah, then don't invite just my friends
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Speaker 1: to your party. Well I'm sure he probably didn't want to.
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Speaker 2: Right, But if your wife is the breadwinner and she's
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Speaker 2: the one on this show and she's making more money
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Speaker 2: and she's about to put your ass in med school,
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Speaker 2: suck it up with the one friend that drinks a
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Speaker 2: flask in the in the hot top and then jacuzzi.
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Speaker 1: Right, Yeah, I mean it could be worse.
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Speaker 2: I mean, these some of these chicks have been doing ketamine,
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Speaker 2: like let them.
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Speaker 1: You didn't see that?
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Speaker 2: No, I was like, what, Yeah, they've done the ketymine treatments.
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Speaker 1: But oh, wait, are you talking about when they got botox? No,
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Speaker 1: that's when they had laughing gas.
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Speaker 2: Oh.
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Speaker 1: I don't know what ketymine is. I'm not a drug addict.
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Speaker 1: I don't know.
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Speaker 2: Ketamine is the drug that you can go to with
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Speaker 2: a doctor and they give you the medication whatever. It's
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Speaker 2: like a I think a dog tranquilizer and a horse tranquilizer.
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Speaker 1: But what it's supposed to do. It's supposed to like rewire.
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Speaker 2: Your brain to help you get rid of you know,
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Speaker 2: if you have anxiety or depression or whatever it may be.
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Speaker 2: I'm not a doctor, so I'm just saying what I've heard,
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Speaker 2: and it's supposed to like help reconnect parts in your
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Speaker 2: brain however you can if you don't do it with
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Speaker 2: a doctor.
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Speaker 1: It is like very addictive. It's what.
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Speaker 2: Matthew Perry died from overdosing on oh okay, because he
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Speaker 2: was going to a doctor to get it, and then
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Speaker 2: they started giving it to him on his own and
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Speaker 2: he started giving himself his own dosage. And it's like
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Speaker 2: very very strong and lethal, and like should if you
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Speaker 2: are doing it for medical reasons, it should be accompanied
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Speaker 2: with a doctor. The doctor okay, And it's like an
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Speaker 2: IV and that whole thing. But I digress. They have
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Speaker 2: a soda station at the party, which is how Mormons
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Speaker 2: usually get their caffeine. Instead of coffee shops, they have
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Speaker 2: soda shops.
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Speaker 1: What would be your order? Like? Would it be an
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Speaker 1: intense one? I don't know, but you know when I
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Speaker 1: hear them order and they talk about how they would
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Speaker 1: add like the coconut and the passion fruit or whatever,
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Speaker 1: and then they put like the cream at the end,
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Speaker 1: that sounds really good.
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Speaker 2: It does sound really good. But this week, at this
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Speaker 2: past week at the horse show, I saw that there
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Speaker 2: was it wasn't met for uh sodas. It was meant
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Speaker 2: for snow cones. But I was like, can I have
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Speaker 2: a squirret a cherry and my diet coke? And they
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Speaker 2: said no, no, but they said yes, but they charged
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Speaker 2: me a dollar for it.
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Speaker 1: I was like for one squirt of sugar juice? Well,
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Speaker 1: I mean, what denomination would you like to be charged?
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Speaker 1: Do you have quarters on you? Most people don't have change?
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Speaker 2: Well, I paid it with a credit card like everyone,
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Speaker 2: I mean, who carries cash?
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Speaker 1: Like, are you an animal? That's why they had to
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Speaker 1: make it a dollar, because what do you have to
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Speaker 1: do charge fifty cents on your amax?
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Speaker 2: Well, it's in addition to the diet coke, which was
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Speaker 2: two dollars, so then it should be two dollars and
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Speaker 2: fifty cents.
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Speaker 1: But a full dollar for one pump? My god, do
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Speaker 1: you sound like Shane who won't get like the wet
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Speaker 1: burrito because they charge an extra dollar to smother it.
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Speaker 1: So he says, no, what is a wet burrito? Like
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Speaker 1: when they smother the burrito at the end, he gets
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Speaker 1: mad that they charge a dollar to like smother it,
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Speaker 1: so he gets all they smothering with sour cream, No,
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Speaker 1: with just like the green enchilada sauce. But he doesn't
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Speaker 1: want to pay. Ye, I don't know, like wherever he
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Speaker 1: goes his burrito place Baha Fresh, I don't know, maybe,
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Speaker 1: but he won't do it because he doesn't want to
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Speaker 1: pay the extra dollar.
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Speaker 2: I mean it's I mean, that's pricey just to take
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Speaker 2: go like this.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, you guys don't make any sense to me, but
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Speaker 1: you're like and someonem in thousands of dollars on horses,
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Speaker 1: but I ain't paying a dollar for a squoret of flavor.
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Speaker 2: Correct, I didn't do it again, I didn't make that.
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Speaker 2: I enjoyed it, but I'm not going to make that
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Speaker 2: mistake twice. Jin's mom arrives at the party, and Jin
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Speaker 2: gives us some family background. Her mom comes from Ecuador
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Speaker 2: and she is not wealthy. She's the cleaning lady at
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Speaker 2: the same hospital that Zach's dad is a heart surgeon at.
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Speaker 2: She's felt judged by her in laws before because she
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Speaker 2: grew up in a completely different environment. And then the
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Speaker 2: topic of drinking alcohol comes up at the dinner table.
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Speaker 2: Andy thinks she, Mason, and Jen are the most devout
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Speaker 2: of the entire group. Putting coffee into your body is
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Speaker 2: a no go. But slurp up four hundred and eighty
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Speaker 2: seven grams of sugar and your sodas and your.
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Speaker 1: Tests which also has caffeine. I never understood this. I
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Speaker 1: have actually asked Shane this because Shane has never had
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Speaker 1: coffee or tea because of the caffeine. But he gets
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Speaker 1: his damn big gulp every morning. Like, make it make sense.
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Speaker 1: How much is his big gulp? Do you think I
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Speaker 1: don't know. You mean, how much does it cost?
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Speaker 2: Yeah, because the swig, so it's three dollars for soda
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Speaker 2: with half and half peach and vanilla, so it's only
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Speaker 2: three dollars. That's less than Starbucks. It is no wonder
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Speaker 2: they're drinking sodas. They're saving money because they're the bread winners.
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Speaker 2: But how many swigs are being sold a day for
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Speaker 2: all these businesses to be staying running at three bucks
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Speaker 2: a pop with all those squirts, I don't know. Well anyhow,
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Speaker 2: then Tailors will about to leave the party early, and
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Speaker 2: she makes an effort to say goodbye to Whitney before
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Speaker 2: she goes. Taylor suggests they talk in person if there
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Speaker 2: are any issues, and Whitney isn't even pretending like she
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Speaker 2: wants to make an effort.
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Speaker 1: She's like, yeah, no, I'd rather not.
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Speaker 2: No, Whitney doesn't want to have a conversation with Taylor
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Speaker 2: because when she's vulnerable in the past, Taylor's taken advantage
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Speaker 2: of that.
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Speaker 1: I'm confused, like such like when I know I need
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Speaker 1: a context or an example or something, because honestly, Taylor
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Speaker 1: doesn't give me that vibe.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, Taylor doesn't give me I mean granted, we may
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Speaker 2: know a new tailor at this point, but Taylor doesn't.
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Speaker 1: Give me like mean girl vibes. No, not take advantage vibes.
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Speaker 1: Whitney does.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, and Whitney seems more like she's looking for things
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Speaker 2: to be upset with other people about or judge on
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Speaker 2: when it's like.
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Speaker 1: You know, Taylor's I feel like Taylor's just trying to
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Speaker 1: get through her shit.
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Speaker 2: She's like, listen, Dakota is a shit show on pre
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Speaker 2: I can't get in the jacuzzi, I can't drink, I
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Speaker 2: can't swing, things are left around you.
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Speaker 1: Dacota eats his boogers.
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Speaker 2: Oh I can't and uh yeah, every time I see
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Speaker 2: to code, I have that.
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Speaker 1: Yeah.
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Speaker 2: Whitney tells Macy the difference between herself and Taylor is
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Speaker 2: if Taylor didn't attend Whitney's baby shower, she would have
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Speaker 2: called her ride.
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Speaker 1: After Taylor didn't do that. Wait, Whitney tells Macey, Oh, oh,
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Speaker 1: so Whitney's putting the burden on Taylor now that Taylor
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Speaker 1: should have called her and said, why weren't you at
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Speaker 1: my baby shower? Well, Leanne already called her. Why does
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Speaker 1: Taylor need to do it? I don't know she wants
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Speaker 1: the whole family to call.
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Speaker 2: Like, who do you want us to call? Whitney? Why
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Speaker 2: didn't Whitney can't come on? But what does it say
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Speaker 2: in Mormonism about being an emotional vampire? Because I feel
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Speaker 2: like that's what Whitney is.
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Speaker 1: I don't think that's actually in the doctrine anywhere, like
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Speaker 1: the words emotional vampire, but I feel like I know
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Speaker 1: what that's like. There's someone that I had to deal
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Speaker 1: with for four months that I feel like is an
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Speaker 1: emotional vampire. Whack a doodle, whack a doodle, whack a doodle.
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Speaker 2: I feel like Whitney might be a touch of a
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Speaker 2: whack a doodle. I feel like you're very Mormon with
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Speaker 2: those ice drinks that you always have.
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Speaker 1: It's because I can't. It's all I could find in
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Speaker 1: the refrigerator and I need to have some refreshment while
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Speaker 1: I talk to you. I know, I like to have
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Speaker 1: a multiple things get very parched me too.
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Speaker 2: I have to have a million SIPs. Then everyone gets
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Speaker 2: into the hot tub. Jesse's husband Jordan, pulls out a flask.
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Speaker 2: This causes controversy considering they're in a Mormon household and
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Speaker 2: drinking alcohols.
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Speaker 1: Against the beliefs. What do you think about that?
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Speaker 2: Well, I think it.
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Speaker 1: It really depends on the situation.
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Speaker 2: Like I have Mormon friends or people that work with
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Speaker 2: me that are Lds, and I kind of know where
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Speaker 2: they stand on stuff, like they're not going to be
18:00
Speaker 2: Like I've stayed at their houses and I've brought my
18:02
Speaker 2: own coffee.
18:03
Speaker 1: Would you drink at their house if you knew that
18:06
Speaker 1: they didn't drink and that they didn't like alcohol, would
18:08
Speaker 1: you drink alcohol at their house? I think I've had
18:10
Speaker 1: a glass of wine before at somebody's house. Did you ask?
18:13
Speaker 2: Yeah, Well, because they have said, we don't care if
18:16
Speaker 2: other people drink. It's just not something we do, right,
18:19
Speaker 2: But like I wouldn't drink Like so my mother in
18:24
Speaker 2: law is like very very Christian and doesn't believe in
18:28
Speaker 2: alcohol or like dressing up for Halloween, like it's very
18:32
Speaker 2: very intense. I don't drink at her house, like I
18:35
Speaker 2: know her stance on it is no alcohol for anyone ever,
18:39
Speaker 2: and it would cause a problem in our relationship if
18:41
Speaker 2: I were to have a drink. So I think there's
18:45
Speaker 2: a difference, Like if somebody's.
18:46
Speaker 1: Like, yeah, do it, you do you? We just don't
18:48
Speaker 1: have it bring a bottle of wine to dinner. Yeah, well,
18:50
Speaker 1: I think my question is with the hot tub, do
18:52
Speaker 1: you think they just did it because they knew they
18:53
Speaker 1: were on cameras. So they're trying to be rebellious, like
18:56
Speaker 1: they want to be known as Mormons because it's controversial.
19:00
Speaker 1: It's a thing to throw out there, like we're Mormons,
19:02
Speaker 1: were Mormons. But then they want to rebel against Mormonism.
19:05
Speaker 1: So any opportunity they get to rebel, I feel like
19:08
Speaker 1: they take it.
19:09
Speaker 2: But also, who enjoys drinking something out of a flask?
19:12
Speaker 1: Not me in a hot tub. I don't want to
19:14
Speaker 1: drink alcohol in a hot tub. I feel like that's gross,
19:16
Speaker 1: like it gets all heated up.
19:18
Speaker 2: No, and if I was going to drink something, it
19:20
Speaker 2: needed to be like a frozen margarita deliciousness, not a
19:23
Speaker 2: hot flask that was like sitting by the bubbles.
19:26
Speaker 1: That was in somebody's pocket sick.
19:29
Speaker 2: I never feel the need to drink bad enough that
19:32
Speaker 2: I would drink out.
19:33
Speaker 1: Of a flask. No. But the rest of the mom Talk.
19:37
Speaker 2: Crew gives them side eye, and Jenna's upset about it.
19:40
Speaker 2: She feels like Jesse and Jordan are disrespecting them.
19:43
Speaker 1: Was Jenn even in this hot tub, or she was
19:45
Speaker 1: just spye from the side. I don't know, I don't
19:48
Speaker 1: think so, yeah, she was spying.
19:51
Speaker 2: Then Jesse and Jordan joke that Jen and Zach needs
19:53
Speaker 2: shots and openly takes swigs of vodka in front of
19:56
Speaker 2: the others. So hot tub time is over pretty quickly.
20:01
Speaker 2: But messy Jesse is I like her. She's really growing
20:03
Speaker 2: on me.
20:04
Speaker 1: Messy Jesse. Yeah, Messy Jesse. I'm still I feel like
20:09
Speaker 1: they need to show me a little more of her
20:11
Speaker 1: relationship with Jordan. I was just gonna say the same thing.
20:15
Speaker 1: I feel like that was the only scene where we
20:18
Speaker 1: even see Jordan in the hot tub, right, because I
20:20
Speaker 1: can't remember him unless maybe he's like in the background somewhere,
20:24
Speaker 1: But there really isn't anything where it shows their relationship.
20:28
Speaker 3: Yeah.
20:28
Speaker 2: I mean a lot of the girls Impress have said
20:30
Speaker 2: that their personal stories were cut, so maybe Jesse and
20:35
Speaker 2: Jordan just didn't give us enough drama in their personal lives,
20:39
Speaker 2: so that's why we didn't get to see it.
20:41
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, I mean it was a lot in the
20:43
Speaker 1: eight episode, so I get it. They probably had to
20:45
Speaker 1: cut out a lot of the personal things and just
20:47
Speaker 1: focus more on the group dynamic and the whole mom
20:49
Speaker 1: talk thing. So obviously the show is going to get
20:52
Speaker 1: another season, so I assume maybe that's when they delve
20:54
Speaker 1: more into personal stories. And I don't mean to brag,
20:58
Speaker 1: but Jesse followed me on Instagram? Did she follow you?
21:01
Speaker 1: Probably not? I don't know. I'll love Can you just
21:04
Speaker 1: look real quick you? Oh my gosh, we have to
21:06
Speaker 1: confirm this right now. Yeah, I need to know now. Okay,
21:10
Speaker 1: she does not follow me? Oh did you follow her first? Though? No?
21:16
Speaker 1: So she so she followed you on prompted she.
21:19
Speaker 2: Followed me because our pods are tagged in Secret Lives
21:23
Speaker 2: on Hulu like that Instagram.
21:26
Speaker 1: So I think I probably said something.
21:28
Speaker 2: Nice about her and she was like, oh, or she
21:31
Speaker 2: saw that I just got extensions and she was like,
21:33
Speaker 2: I want to do her extension. Like there's some reason,
21:37
Speaker 2: but I do feel like we could be friends with Jessie.
21:40
Speaker 1: All right, I'm gonna DM her.
21:42
Speaker 2: Apparently I commented under a Secret Lives post, so she
21:45
Speaker 2: saw me. There.
21:46
Speaker 1: See that's what it is. You're out there all over
21:48
Speaker 1: the place commenting. I can't even find the girl's Instagram.
21:57
Speaker 2: Ashamed to do it, but then may see Whitney, Mchaela,
22:01
Speaker 2: and Jen are all at a rejuvenation center getting botox.
22:05
Speaker 2: Macy's going to take the laughing gas when she gets
22:08
Speaker 2: her injections because it's getting high for free. This isn't
22:11
Speaker 2: quotes and not against the rules.
22:14
Speaker 1: How is that? How? I don't think. I feel like
22:17
Speaker 1: they just make their own rules.
22:19
Speaker 2: Listen, if putting botchulism in your face and uh, huffing
22:24
Speaker 2: gas isn't against the rules, and neither is bed jumping.
22:28
Speaker 2: Because we just saw on Instagram about a girl who got.
22:32
Speaker 1: The like it was soaking.
22:34
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, she said she was the one doing bed jumping.
22:37
Speaker 2: She goes, oh, what, she jumped on the bed. She
22:40
Speaker 2: jumped on the bed so the other people could soak.
22:43
Speaker 2: But it's like where I need to see like a
22:46
Speaker 2: list of actual rules, Like I don't want things to
22:49
Speaker 2: be left to interpretation.
22:50
Speaker 1: I want to see them. These are these are all loopholes. Yeah,
22:53
Speaker 1: and we can work through every single one of these rules.
22:55
Speaker 1: I mean, here's the thing they're saying that laughing gas
22:59
Speaker 1: or boto isn't isn't ruled out because there isn't anything
23:04
Speaker 1: in the doctrine that actually lists specifically laughing gas and botox. Right, yeah, I.
23:10
Speaker 2: Mean, is there anything that says anything about OnlyFans, like
23:16
Speaker 2: who's updating this this start this doctrine, Like the doctrine
23:22
Speaker 2: needs to be updated with new trends exactly because your
23:26
Speaker 2: middriff on your social media or your social media.
23:31
Speaker 1: Are you allowed to shoot ping pong balls out of
23:34
Speaker 1: your vagina? That's the real question. And she said she's
23:38
Speaker 1: the most devout right.
23:41
Speaker 2: But then Mikaela tries laughing gas for the first time,
23:45
Speaker 2: and it seems like she's having the time of her life.
23:48
Speaker 1: She probably is.
23:50
Speaker 2: Whitney admits that people come for the botox and the
23:53
Speaker 2: laughing gas, especially this mom talk group. I gotta tell you,
23:56
Speaker 2: like it was the first time I was like pissed
23:58
Speaker 2: at my doctor's Like she's never off for me this shit.
24:00
Speaker 1: Okay, I agree. I've gotten botox since I was thirty two.
24:03
Speaker 1: I'm now forty eight, so not one time have I
24:08
Speaker 1: ever been offered laughing gas. When I got botox, I
24:10
Speaker 1: just I just get a filler. I don't even killer.
24:13
Speaker 1: They don't offer shit. No, I don't even get numb.
24:16
Speaker 1: I'm just like shoot it in. It's fine.
24:18
Speaker 2: I can take me to the ice pack, and I'll
24:20
Speaker 2: just have bumps all over my face.
24:21
Speaker 1: Yeah, I leave here, I'll just hold myself together like
24:24
Speaker 1: this as I leave.
24:25
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, I was offended that nobody's ever offered
24:29
Speaker 2: me laughing gas, and then thought, maybe I need my
24:32
Speaker 2: next botox.
24:32
Speaker 1: Treatment is going to need to be in Utah, I think,
24:35
Speaker 1: so we need to get swig in botox, A swig
24:38
Speaker 1: in botox in a flask, apparently.
24:42
Speaker 2: And then in the LDS religion, this is the next sentence,
24:46
Speaker 2: which is my favorite part. And the LDS religion, your
24:49
Speaker 2: body is seen as a temple, so you're only meant
24:52
Speaker 2: to put clean.
24:52
Speaker 1: Things in it, right, botox.
24:56
Speaker 2: That's why it's surprising they don't hold a clear stance
24:59
Speaker 2: against plast stick surgery as far as the girls know.
25:03
Speaker 2: Jen tells this small group of girls about Luca's baby
25:06
Speaker 2: blessing this week. I'm like, you're having another party. You
25:08
Speaker 2: just had one that was a different party that was
25:12
Speaker 2: for graduation.
25:14
Speaker 1: Right now they're doing a baby blessing. I actually had
25:16
Speaker 1: a baby blessing for Annabelle. Was it in your living
25:19
Speaker 1: room like that? No? Was it all the man all
25:22
Speaker 1: the men? Yes? No, But it was at the church.
25:25
Speaker 1: I thought it was going to be at the church,
25:27
Speaker 1: and then it was. But then I realized they can't
25:28
Speaker 1: film at the church. No, you can't film at the church.
25:31
Speaker 1: So yeah, that's why they did it in the living room.
25:34
Speaker 2: So then they did in the living room. And then
25:36
Speaker 2: they just leave all the women out. They're not allowed
25:39
Speaker 2: to pray over the baby, just so it was the men.
25:41
Speaker 1: Yeah, we didn't do it for my boys, but we
25:43
Speaker 1: did it for Annabel. I don't know if it really helped.
25:46
Speaker 1: She's still quite rambuncious and a pain in my ass.
25:50
Speaker 2: So yeah, Well, the hypocrisy of what you can and
25:55
Speaker 2: cannot put in your body is this unspoken storyline is
25:59
Speaker 2: probably one of my favorite parts because like I just
26:02
Speaker 2: keep like a running scroll of like all the things
26:05
Speaker 2: I'm like, botox okay, laughing gas okay, yeah, Ketamine okay,
26:14
Speaker 2: one glass of red wine a month not okay, not okay.
26:17
Speaker 1: Coffee absently okay, diet coke okay.
26:21
Speaker 2: A penis but not thrusting that's fine, fine, yes, thrusting penis.
26:27
Speaker 1: No having sex when you're sixteen to twenty one year
26:30
Speaker 1: old and having a baby. It's fine if you're married.
26:33
Speaker 1: If you're married, just get married, not ever having an orgasm.
26:38
Speaker 1: Totally fine, no problem.
26:40
Speaker 2: But then Demi is getting her hair done by Jesse
26:42
Speaker 2: at jay z Styles Macy.
26:46
Speaker 1: You said it wrong. Oh my god.
26:52
Speaker 3: Jes Styles Macy spilled the beans to to me that
26:56
Speaker 3: she may not be invited to Luca's baby blessing, but
27:00
Speaker 3: invited all the girls from nom talk two weeks ago.
27:02
Speaker 2: Then they did a flashback, yes and she did. She did,
27:06
Speaker 2: which is why they're confused. So Demmy decides to FaceTime
27:10
Speaker 2: Jen to get a direct answer.
27:11
Speaker 1: I'm surprised Jin didn't cave in this moment.
27:14
Speaker 3: I know.
27:16
Speaker 2: She's really scared of Zach because she's, like Zach said,
27:19
Speaker 2: he didn't feel the need to invite a ton of
27:21
Speaker 2: people he wasn't close with. Zach doesn't see to me Jesse, Layla,
27:26
Speaker 2: and Taylor as strong members of the church.
27:28
Speaker 1: But this is coming from a guy who squandered all
27:30
Speaker 1: his money gambling. Make it makes sense. It's never going
27:34
Speaker 1: to make sense.
27:35
Speaker 2: And then Demi and Jesse had a date and time
27:38
Speaker 2: of the blessing and their calendar, so they were invited. Originally,
27:41
Speaker 2: the question is are they uninvited because they're not good
27:44
Speaker 2: enough Mormons?
27:45
Speaker 1: Yes? Yes, right, that's it according to Zach.
27:50
Speaker 2: According to Zach who Zach is, apparently.
27:53
Speaker 1: The squandered all of his inheritance by gambling.
27:57
Speaker 2: But really verbally is inappropriate to his wife for what
28:02
Speaker 2: we've seen on the text. But then Demi's hosting a
28:07
Speaker 2: Gallantine's Day party at her house. She's stolen her bra
28:10
Speaker 2: getting ready when the girls start to arrive. She thought
28:13
Speaker 2: she told everyone to arrive at seven thirty, but it
28:15
Speaker 2: was seven. She's having her husband put together a charcuterie board.
28:19
Speaker 2: I want to think of the amount of times that
28:20
Speaker 2: I've gotten ready upstairs and been like Edwin goes set
28:23
Speaker 2: up for the party downstairs.
28:24
Speaker 1: Yeah, please go make a charcuterie board.
28:26
Speaker 2: If I even said the word Charcuterie'd be like, what
28:29
Speaker 2: are you talking about? Right to like knowing how to
28:33
Speaker 2: unwrap the salami and cut it and add different cheeses
28:36
Speaker 2: and put it in Like I mean, could Shane do that?
28:39
Speaker 1: No, Shane drives the In and Out and gets a burger.
28:43
Speaker 1: That's all he could do. I would have to be
28:45
Speaker 1: like Shane, go to In and Out and get twenty
28:47
Speaker 1: double doubles and fries, and that would be my charcuterie board.
29:00
Speaker 2: Whitney Mason, michaela are together getting ready for the party.
29:03
Speaker 2: Whitney mocks to me and they all talk shit because
29:05
Speaker 2: they think she is a nine out of ten on
29:08
Speaker 2: the Mormon scale.
29:09
Speaker 1: Is that good? Yeah? That's good?
29:13
Speaker 2: Right, one would think nine out of ten. Like if
29:15
Speaker 2: somebody rated my like appearance in nine, I'd be like.
29:18
Speaker 1: That's good. Yeah, I would take a nine, like a
29:20
Speaker 1: six is not good. I mean, she thinks she's a
29:23
Speaker 1: good Mormon, but I don't hold on.
29:25
Speaker 2: She thinks herself, Oh oh, she raided herself.
29:29
Speaker 1: She rated herself.
29:33
Speaker 2: So why do they get the judge what level of
29:37
Speaker 2: Mormonism their friends are and can they really judge, especially
29:41
Speaker 2: when we know what the ping pongs and the dil
29:43
Speaker 2: do's and the.
29:44
Speaker 1: Right I mean, I feel like Whitney just sneeze it
29:46
Speaker 1: back out of this conversation. When you have a ping
29:48
Speaker 1: pong shooting out of your vagina, even if it was
29:51
Speaker 1: a fake simulation, I just feel like you have no
29:55
Speaker 1: authority at that point. Your credibility is gone. I'm sorry.
29:58
Speaker 2: Please don't if you're holding without simulator and near your
30:01
Speaker 2: vagina to make it look like a pink pong came out,
30:04
Speaker 2: like your authority on what is a good Mormon is
30:07
Speaker 2: absolutely gone.
30:08
Speaker 1: Just yeah, take a seat.
30:10
Speaker 2: But then Whitney and Macy tell Mikaela about the fruity
30:13
Speaker 2: cereal story, which, even though I have gotten down this
30:17
Speaker 2: rabbit hole and watched a million things about it, I
30:20
Speaker 2: have to say I don't fully understand.
30:22
Speaker 1: I don't understand it either. I looked it up like
30:25
Speaker 1: an urban legend kind of thing, but that didn't even
30:27
Speaker 1: make any sense. It had something to do with raspberries.
30:29
Speaker 1: I was like, wait, I don't even think that's right.
30:31
Speaker 1: So okay, the only thing I can think is like,
30:33
Speaker 1: does the does the cereal stick to her vagina? Well?
30:37
Speaker 2: I didn't know if it sticked to her vagina or
30:38
Speaker 2: if it had something to do with his butt.
30:42
Speaker 1: Fruity cereal sex. Okay, Whitney tried, but Whitty tries to
30:48
Speaker 1: reenact it and she stands over Macy's face. Right, so
30:53
Speaker 1: it must have been on Demmosa had fruity pebbles on
30:56
Speaker 1: her vagina and then she sat on his face. So okay.
31:01
Speaker 2: So this is according to Bech's dot com, So obviously
31:05
Speaker 2: crodabas authority, can you actually change the taste of your vagina?
31:10
Speaker 2: Breaking down to me's fruity pebbles sex story. If I
31:13
Speaker 2: was in the room when Demi Ingeman told her sexy
31:16
Speaker 2: fruity secret pebbles story to Macy and RSV dance queen
31:21
Speaker 2: Whitney Levitt, my response would probably have been, how dare
31:24
Speaker 2: you say something so controversial yet so brave? I would
31:27
Speaker 2: have done a much better job dropping enough tactful, yet
31:30
Speaker 2: thinly veiled clues for desperate Americans to understand what the
31:32
Speaker 2: kind of allegedly freaky shit happened with my bestie and.
31:35
Speaker 1: Her husband the fruity cereal?
31:37
Speaker 2: Is it allegedly and not so Mormon sex practice that
31:40
Speaker 2: Demi and Brett partook in involving colorful cereal?
31:43
Speaker 1: According to Macy's memory.
31:45
Speaker 2: This like, see what I'm saying, it's I guess you
31:48
Speaker 2: put it on your vagina and then it tastes better, and.
31:52
Speaker 1: Then you just see it with those wipes. But then
31:56
Speaker 1: I saw an eat the cereal. It's cereal. Ugh oh.
32:05
Speaker 2: A trend where a woman could insert fruity pebbles inside
32:09
Speaker 2: her huha for a man to eat out like he's
32:12
Speaker 2: hungry for the most important meal of the day.
32:14
Speaker 1: Now my stomach just turned. Thank you for that. But
32:17
Speaker 1: either way. Whitney then decides it's a how do you
32:22
Speaker 1: get a bunch of cereal in your vagina? Hall, I
32:24
Speaker 1: don't know. You just laid down, you spread your legs
32:27
Speaker 1: and you pour it. It would just fall into yours.
32:31
Speaker 1: I would have to in I would have to use
32:35
Speaker 1: a funnel like I laid down. Important.
32:43
Speaker 2: No, I would have to take one little thing and
32:45
Speaker 2: stick it in one by one.
32:46
Speaker 1: We have a very small vagina.
32:48
Speaker 2: Then, yeah, I do, like, there's no way I could
32:50
Speaker 2: be pouring anything in there.
32:51
Speaker 1: I said, I would have to take it get a
32:53
Speaker 1: funnel out of the garage.
32:54
Speaker 2: Well that was after I pointed out that I couldn't
32:56
Speaker 2: just pour cereal box.
32:59
Speaker 1: Then I had to I had to rethink it logistically.
33:05
Speaker 2: After this point in time, they decided it's a good
33:07
Speaker 2: idea to gift this to her for Gallantine's Day.
33:10
Speaker 1: I'll never look at Fruity Pebble's the same again.
33:13
Speaker 2: But then everyone finally is at Demi's party for Gallentine's Day.
33:16
Speaker 2: Macy asked the entire group if she'll see them Sunday
33:19
Speaker 2: for Luca's baby blessing, but half the girls obviously aren't invited.
33:24
Speaker 2: Things get awkward Layla says they're not invited because they're
33:27
Speaker 2: the sinners. Then to Me finally shows up to her
33:31
Speaker 2: own party at seven forty five, Macy, Mchael, and Whitney
33:34
Speaker 2: are sitting in a corner while the mom Talk girls
33:37
Speaker 2: helped Demi set out presents. They joke that they're the
33:40
Speaker 2: mean girls and the plastics of the group, the non
33:44
Speaker 2: sinners are the mean girls. Supposedly, Whitney decides this is
33:48
Speaker 2: the moment to give to me her gift. Demi opens
33:51
Speaker 2: the present in front of the other mom taught girls
33:53
Speaker 2: and they all laugh, but she doesn't.
33:55
Speaker 1: That part made no sense to me. I love this
33:59
Speaker 1: is classic. I love how she does something shitty to someone.
34:03
Speaker 1: That person is mad because she did something shitty to them,
34:07
Speaker 1: and she's mad at that person because they're mad at her,
34:10
Speaker 1: and she leave the party early. Yeah, she's furious. She
34:12
Speaker 1: get pissed. She's like so mad like that to me,
34:16
Speaker 1: didn't think her gift was funny or whatever, and so
34:18
Speaker 1: she gets mad and she leaves.
34:19
Speaker 2: She twists everything, she finds a way to twist it up.
34:23
Speaker 2: She should work at Auntie Anne's. Get her shit like
34:26
Speaker 2: this lady. I don't know, but she's I mean she
34:30
Speaker 2: does kind of win me over sometimes.
34:33
Speaker 1: Because I do find her to be good TV.
34:36
Speaker 2: Yeah, so it's like she gets a pass because what
34:39
Speaker 2: else would they have done. We would have talked about
34:41
Speaker 2: what shirting at being in the bra But then the sinners, Demi, Taylor,
34:45
Speaker 2: and Jesse and Layla go bowling the same day of
34:47
Speaker 2: the baby blessing since they weren't invited. Meanwhile, the rest
34:52
Speaker 2: of the girls the Saints are at Luca's baby blessing.
34:55
Speaker 2: I would rather be bowling. I would actually rather be
34:58
Speaker 2: anywhere than that baby blessing because it was awkward and like,
35:04
Speaker 2: I think on the couch it had, you know when
35:07
Speaker 2: you like go to your grandma's and it's like got
35:09
Speaker 2: plastic over it was.
35:11
Speaker 1: There a plastic couch. I don't know that was the
35:13
Speaker 1: vibe though, the vibe I was getting.
35:17
Speaker 2: And then Zach and his male family members and his
35:19
Speaker 2: close friends are the ones who do the blessing. Women
35:22
Speaker 2: don't partake in the blessing because it's the men who
35:25
Speaker 2: carry the priesthood in the church.
35:27
Speaker 1: And then Macy mentions.
35:28
Speaker 2: Her birthday trip because there's no better time to plan
35:31
Speaker 2: a birthday trip than when everybody's fighting and separated.
35:33
Speaker 1: It's perfect. It's perfect timing.
35:35
Speaker 2: Everyone's nervous about it since there's an obvious divide in
35:39
Speaker 2: the group and there's bound to be drama when they
35:41
Speaker 2: spend a whole weekend together.
35:42
Speaker 1: Yay.
35:43
Speaker 2: And that wraps episode three, so make sure you guys
35:46
Speaker 2: keep tuning in to Popping Off and we will recap
35:50
Speaker 2: episode four for you next week.
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Speaker 1: Yeah. Thanks guys for listening. We appreciate it.