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Episode 40: Life, Love, Stress, and Setbacks · Talk Shit Or Get Off The Pod

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  What it do, what it do? What it do.
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  Its your boy Andrew Schultz here with tip talk shit or get off
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  the pot and I'm as always with just of hugging himself old man,
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  Huggy welcome motherfuckers. What's up, man?
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  How's it going? How are you today?
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  Sir, I'm doing. All right, I just completed my
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  first license for the new gig. Oh, really?
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  Yeah, 52 hours of work. I put it in less than a week.
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  And pretty excited about that. Dang, there you go, man.
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  Well, that's good. Congrats, congrats.
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  Leveling up. I see you more notches.
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  That's good, man. It's funny as shit, you can.
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  I've almost glad so, next week, you'll be able to see me.
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  It's going to be creepy, but right now my room is like dark
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  and it's like always looks the same.
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  It's so Sunny because you're in Cali and I always forget that
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  you're like, two hours in the past, or some shit.
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  Well, I mean, in the future, you know, you're not in the future.
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  Yeah, right. No Me, Maybe maybe like your
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  Progressive taxes and stuff. That shout out.
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  Shout out. How are you?
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  How are you? I'm good actually gotten, it's
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  been crazy. I've had, you know, has been
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  busy busy holiday season so that's always kind of crazy for
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  me and then I got some famine town.
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  So one of my sister's was in town this like over the weekend
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  and so is my nephew. My nephew's actually kind of be
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  in the area doing his internship, man.
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  My nephew's got like the first of all this kids like a genius,
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  but second of all he's got, listen to this hook up.
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  His internship as a paid internship with a major
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  distributor, for of golf clubs. We'll just leave it at that and
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  he works in like he's a what is it?
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  An industrial Engineers, what he's studying to be.
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  So he's like Ellen like the day-to-day operations and
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  efficiencies and it's super cool.
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  This Bros getting like, 50% discount on all items getting
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  the hook up on This golf gear did.
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  I was like, man, I don't play golf but I might start because
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  you got the Hook-Up. I have to say this now.
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  So our boy figure a who does most of the music on our
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  podcast. He has his own golf Vlog.
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  If you Le called, 95 Golf, and he that he gets the same thing.
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  Braids is also starting his own clothing company.
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  That's a God would golfing. Yeah, he would.
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  Yeah, it's called. See like seea to t0 t e.
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  So c 2 T and it's about being like a surfer golfer.
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  Hmm. Yeah.
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  The Niner every night 95 and 59 25 is legit on Instagram and He
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  all the time. Like I got golf balls right now
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  because he like we went out golfing and I ran out and he
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  just gave me some, you got for free?
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  Yeah, he's going to get the Hook-Up on, all golf.
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  I call Golf items. I mean, it's like a nerd and
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  it's nice stuff and so it's pretty chill because he's going
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  to be in the area all summer doing this paid internship
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  because it's for some reason of course it's based out of like
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  the DFW Creator Metroplex area. So it's dope for me because I
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  got my nephew, I'm going to go take him to Ranger.
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  As games and like, get them drunk and shit.
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  So it's going to be awesome. How old is he?
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  He's 22. How do ya know he's doing is,
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  he's going into his junior year of college.
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  Are you sure he's going to be an engineer?
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  Yeah, I know. But he's he's like super awesome
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  and, you know, he's named after me actually.
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  So it's pretty. Tight.
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  So I'm like this. Yeah, no caps on his cool older.
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  Like black uncle that is named after.
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  So it's the coolest thing ever. I get.
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  It's like my job is great. You didn't know that.
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  Yeah, man. How would I know that?
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  I don't know. Yeah, I mean yeah, he's my
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  nephew is named after me for sure and he's like this super
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  smart engineer former college football player.
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  That's cool. Yeah, it's tight.
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  So I get to hang out with him like all summer, so I'm super
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  stoked. So I got to see them over the
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  weekend and spend time with a bunch of my Me and him and you
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  know, he's finally, I lived in Denver he was up there and, you
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  know, we would go to, like, basketball games and shit, you
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  know? But he was still like, you know,
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  16 17 18. So it's chill, but it was just
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  different. Now we can like, go to the bar
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  and go get a beer, you know. Yeah, so yeah.
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  So it's, I took him to an Ami as bro, what does enemy hands?
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  It's the place with the tableside guac to do the
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  tableside guac and it's I mean, I didn't get it, but I remember,
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  Miko Cena in a Town Square in Southlake.
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  Yeah, it was my shitted, the they're everywhere now really?
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  Oh yeah, a franchise it. Yeah, dude, they're everywhere.
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  I go. They got bounced your something.
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  But no like the case of it they would do with like the like for
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  you what it was called I like and I like I thought it was like
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  some amazing thing like the name of it and then I like learned a
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  little bit of Spanish and it was like just like Okay, so and
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  tortillas but they would wrap it up and tortilla and it was like,
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  so good. I was like, oh my God.
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  Yeah, they can get really get you with like technologist,
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  Spanish food with like the names.
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  It could be like, Cameroon is this about those?
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  You like, ooh, that sounds good. As like this one.
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  The Showbiz, the shoes, you're horrible.
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  It's like, I dream about it. What was this trip?
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  Because I was like, ooh, I'll get like a frozen Mark.
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  He was like, I'll get one too. I was like, oh, hell yeah, let's
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  go. Now just had a flashback.
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  I'm not even kidding. On my 16th birthday.
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  I had I had it at Me Cocina. Yeah, specifically the case
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  that's faded. I think everybody.
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  Think everybody's made a really bad, not that that's a bad
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  decision because it wasn't that. It was fun as fun.
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  It's great. Yeah, I know.
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  But yeah, something like you've wanted to have a birthday dinner
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  at some place strictly because of like one item that's like the
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  most that's the, that's a such a great analogy for being a kid in
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  general. Like you can eat anywhere and
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  get whatever you want. You're like I want Burger King
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  because they have chicken fries and your parents like fuck?
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  Yeah, let's go bro. Like they don't have that you
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  don't understand but I don't waste those in your.
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  Yeah, our sin. I had all of like the Ala
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  Shorty's from the high school day and all of them cheese off.
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  That's how you get it's Texas bro.
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  That's how you get amazing. But yeah, they just didn't know
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  what they're getting into, but I also had a whole like, the
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  dirtbags, you know, from the high school there.
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  So Patrick, yeah, I'll just come fuck it.
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  Patrick was there, you know PT? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  And we left and from there. Got drunk and he got his first
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  tattoo that day. It was a, it was a shamrock.
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  Amazing on my birthday motherfucker.
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  That's like that's like getting them like asking somebody to
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  marry you on somebody else's, like, I like at some of you had
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  somebody else's wedding. Yeah, that's like, isn't that?
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  Like some nightmare something they talked about, we're like
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  that's a giant fear. You're like yes, stealing
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  someone shined that Kind of a shine.
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  Stealer, you couldn't steal my shine at my wedding, like three
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  people are getting engaged like I would celebrate it.
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  Yeah, I mean, if your ya know, I don't know.
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  I think that's in bad taste. That's what if you got if you
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  guys heard that would be funny as if it'd be funny.
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  It be I guess it'd be less tasteful if you don't know the
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  person. So if you're like, just like a
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  guest like, it's like, like a c-lister at a wedding and with a
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  plus one and that plus one asks the CD Lister to Free them or
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  vice versa. They're like Who's the who the
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  fuck is that? Bitch?
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  Like what is going up, right? That would probably be a bit of.
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  It was like your sister's wedding unless you got some
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  weird beef. Oh no.
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  No, that's no, I don't know what like I was listening to a story
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  about this interjection where this sister like played some
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  prank and stood up and was like oh I object like did some fake
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  objection to her at her sister's wedding and it was like some big
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  wide fall out and there was some fight supposedly or something
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  like that. I was a reading some articles.
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  Shitty radio show about it and I was like yeah I don't think
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  there's ever a good time. You only, you can joke around
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  like that unless you really know that person or y'all are tie
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  well, what if what if what is the like wedding that you
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  proposed like to your significant other app?
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  Like what if that marriage got a divorce before your your wedding
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  and I'm saying so so you're planning your wedding.
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  You like ever, you're talking about how I proposed to her at
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  this wedding and then they're divorced before you get the
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  wedding? That would be weird.
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  CID, I don't know. Like, I think you just can't
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  really mess with people's Mojo, like wedding Mojo.
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  I guess you just gotta leave it alone.
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  I'm always nervous and they're like, do you object or something
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  cringy happens? I'm like, because that's what
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  part of at, someone's like, memory for forever.
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  Well, I'm going to a wedding in a month, and it's the vat.
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  My former coworker. And I told them that I'm going
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  to object and it's not because I don't like his fiancee.
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  I think she's great it's just because he's so young.
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  And he didn't consult me before he proposed to her, don't do
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  that. I'm not going.
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  I'm not actually going to, but I've just threatened him with
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  that. Yeah, that's like yeah, don't do
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  that your dick if you fucking do that.
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  That yeah that's right. It's like it's like if you were
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  if you were actually a good friend, you talk him out or her
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  out of it before it gets to that point.
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  Yeah, but once it's at that point then it's like, shut the
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  fuck up. Yeah.
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  For sure. Okay.
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  Do you want to get into these therapy questions first?
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  Yes, I do. And yes, actually Yeah, I'm into
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  these. Okay.
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  Yeah, let's go. No, I'm
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  crying. Sure.
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  There are some some days if you like that you don't get to
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  curate your like therapy. All right.
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  Yeah therapy episode. 40 kids, are you there you Leading Light
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  there. Right now, besides the therapy
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  that like I'm a guardian. Does that mean that your honor
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  therapist? Oh my God.
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  What the fuck is going on? Outside of them?
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  It's better. I don't have a therapist right
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  now so you're okay. That's great.
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  My therapist doesn't have a therapist now.
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  I'm the King Koopa. Yeah.
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  Lord. I thought I was doing so good
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  and I realize I'm so far off the tracks.
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  It's not even funny. That's that's the goal is to get
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  the therapist who doesn't have one.
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  That's like how you know you made it.
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  Yeah. I mean like the fact that you're
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  my therapist is making me have a breakthrough right now.
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  It's pretty powerful, right? That's right.
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  That's right. That's right.
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  You're welcome. I'm here for it.
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  We can talk. Okay, therapy.
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  Question number one, Joseph. Are you ready?
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  Yeah, I don't know. This is the therapy question but
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  stick with me. Well, I'm serious about this.
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  Okay, well, I am too on an airplane when sitting in the
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  middle seat. Who gets to use the armrest?
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  I personally think that if I'm in the middle, I think, if
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  you're in the middle, you deserve at least one arm rest,
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  you get 10K there. Be the right or just one left
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  the right or the left. You have to establish preferably
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  probably to the left because the person who has the window is
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  going to get that arm. Rest already.
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  Like what do you like? Okay, I'm sorry.
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  No, I'm sorry. Depends on which side of there
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  and you are on. Right?
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  Well don't know. So yeah so we'll know if I'm in
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  the middle seat I'd probably yeah, I guess it does.
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  But yeah I mean if I'm in the middle C I think that I should
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  get the armrest in the middle. Right.
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  So if I more like, so for Middle left, if I'm facing forward, the
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  one closest to the person sitting on the window.
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  Yeah. Because the window already has
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  an established armrest just like the aisle, does they already
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  have established spots or like I have a spot to put my arm.
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  So I think that normally Based off who's the nicest or you can
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  switch it up, depending on the people.
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  You should be able, you should establish, which which armrest
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  you want to take now? I mean, you can try to be a dick
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  and take both and be like, why am I in the middle?
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  But that's like a dick move. I think you pick a side.
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  You like, okay, man, I'm right, arm chilling.
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  Today. I ride, I'm supposed to not up.
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  This is what I'm rolling with my left.
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  My left arm do its thing. I'm gonna play my switch or I'm
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  going to do whatever be on my laptop, and then well, now that
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  I think about it, okay. So, I haven't been in the middle
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  since I've been an adult because I'm a grown-ass man, and I
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  always get the aisle seat. People also like like half the
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  people are like I'll see I'd much rather the window.
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  I'm like what the fuck you talking about?
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  I just like the because I'm a little bit claustrophobic.
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  Now a little bit, a lot of bit of claustrophobic and I just
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  like being on the aisle and then I'm also going to just like spit
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  game at like the flight attendant but um, so now that I
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  think about it and I did not think about this until you just
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  started talking Yeah, the person, the out should go to the
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  to like the aisle armchair lean on it.
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  And then the person at the window, should go lean on the
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  window one. And the person in the middle
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  gets both because you in the fucking middle.
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  Yeah. But I mean see I like to give
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  but they don't have to get the metal but and I Army Bells a
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  blessing. The aisle is a blessing and a
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  curse to me because the aisle is great, but depending on who your
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  next to your going to, you can have to move a shit ton if
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  you're in the Miles from so cool with that.
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  No, you're cool with it. But sometimes you get super old
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  man, it can be the aisle. Can the aisle is great but can
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  also in the aisle is kind of a wild card.
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  You get the window seat. You're tucked in.
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  So yeah you can get the weirdo who's going to be next to you?
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  You can just kind of sleep, put your head up, look out the
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  window for them to headphones, but the aisle like you're very
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  exposed. So if you got a cringy ass
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  person to your left, across the aisle, I can just bounce real
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  fucking quick know, they'll be like, sir, the safety.
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  The safety about lights on you need to stay seated.
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  Yeah well I don't ya. Come back.
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  Come back to me. I got the cock acid you can get
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  up you know. It's true life.
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  Yeah. I mean if you're like flying
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  Spirit or Frontier, they might not even have seat belts.
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  You would just get up and B'Elanna have day is that that
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  is like the last couple of flat Nam couple like the last few
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  flights I've been on where spirit and I don't understand
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  the hate like, sure. It's not that bad things, right?
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  It's been, it's just bad PR. It was like Denny's had a rough
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  spot because there was a lot of fights that were taking place at
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  Denny's and people had videos and people like whoa have you
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  seen those Denny's fights? And then you know Danny's got a
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  little rap right now. It's Waffle House Waffle House.
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  Set some wild stuff going on lately when is it never had
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  wild? Sony kidding me, dude, like
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  we've been on that room like Waffle House at like 2:30 a.m.
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  like trying to get like our hash browns with cheese and ham.
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  Yeah, and someone's getting stabbed.
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  Like I mean not from us but we're just witnessing it.
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  Yeah yeah definitely. Waffle House is definitely
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  always Rowdy. But Denny's.
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  I'm but you know, like I'm just saying that it's gotten a little
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  bit of a bad rap. Yeah.
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  Yeah. Absent, like as it should be
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  warranted and that's it. Should I just have shorty over
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  it and we were gonna order food and she's like, oh, she's like
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  we can order from the burger Dan and I'm like, no, that's
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  Danny's. It's like one of those ghost
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  kitchens. Were they?
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  Yeah, yeah. Yeah.
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  A lie about like, That it's coming from Danny's.
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  It's just the burgers from Denny's and it's called a burger
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  Dead. Awesome.
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  Sounds like that's dead and she's like, but okay, but I
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  think that if you're in the aisle, I like to give the person
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  in the aisle every once in a while.
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  Both armrests. Because, like, they're gonna
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  have to move a lot. Like if you're in the middle,
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  you're already in the middle C. So what I get on planes?
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  First of all, hate flying gotten a lot better about it.
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  I was fine when I was a kid and then I didn't fly for like 13
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  years and then whenever I Did fly.
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  It was like the worst flight of all time and just like fucked me
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  up. I was like too grown to be
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  getting on a plane after that long, you know.
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  And maybe I had an edible before, which is probably not a
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  good idea. So like after that I was like,
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  but it just gives me like a little bit of anxiety, because
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  like you said, it's kind of claustrophobic.
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  But people, I'll sit anywhere. I people leave the middle seat.
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  So sometimes depending on how I'm feeling, I only listened,
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  I'm Listen to George Carlin. When I say Fly because it makes
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  me laugh. I was into his old joke about
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  like airport security and his whole like stand-up bit.
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  Like Cory talks about flying and stuff makes me laugh.
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  I get weird about it but then I just added like recently I've
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  been come like better at it like where I'm just like what the
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  fuck's gonna happen like it's about to take off and then I'll
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  just take some like unprescribed Xanax, see I do.
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  I'll fall asleep if I chill, or I'd like my switch and I'll sit
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  there and mash on something on my switch or work or It's
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  something, I'll be fine. But I'll only listen to like a
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  Texan, to a party being an edible.
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  Before We complain sounds like a nightmare.
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  Yeah, it was very rough. I was just watching Wolf of Wall
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  Street. There are like just all sorts of
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  fucked up on the plane to go do like, Switzerland, you just
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  wakes up and he's strapped into like the chair.
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  He's like, Yo dude, let me help to like Jonas.
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  Oh yeah, he's like I can't get the captain's trapped you in.
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  He's like, wow. What.
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  No, I mean. Yeah.
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  It's like wherever I told you I got like, I've had, I've been
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  searched. Like, you know, those little
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  skinny things, if your hair, if your hair has got a little bit
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  of water in it, it'll like Ping. So there's times where I've like
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  gone the take a shower gun ready guys.
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  I don't I don't know what you're talking about.
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  So they're in like I mean the most airports have a little
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  security scanner where they do the body scan like the TSA.
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  Yeah, TSA like there's times when my hair was really big and
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  I put my water and I Add over a thousand dollars in cash in my
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  hand. The last time I was on the plane
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  because that's going to Vegas, look, is there cash in your
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  hand? I was like, yeah, like what?
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  And I was like, I wasn't gonna put my cash in the fucking
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  conveyor belt. Yeah.
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  No, my hair's been wet. That's ridiculous.
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  Well, is that cash in your hands like that?
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  Other than that, most badass s like fucking like what?
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  Yeah, yeah. Said you by yourself 20 extra
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  minutes talking to somebody. Rubbing your dad it.
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  I got the Cassidy I took the money clip off though and I put
• 20:43
  that in the like through the skin.
• 20:46
  Like the conveyor belt. Yeah, I'm just kept the cash,
• 20:50
  that's fair. Um no it's all one time I was
• 20:53
  traveling it was flying back to Texas in man.
• 20:57
  I've been searched like so many times for the dumbest shit like
• 21:00
  with my hair is ever wet. They'll they've I've had my hair
• 21:03
  peeing on that fucking thing and they pulled me aside.
• 21:05
  Side and someone with gloves is like, picking through my hair,
• 21:08
  like a lemur, like or until you got in here.
• 21:11
  I'm like, dude, like get the fuck off me.
• 21:12
  And it's like and what's really funny is like there's one time I
• 21:16
  went, I might even case. So one time, I went, and for
• 21:19
  some reason in like my groin thigh area, it pinged for some
• 21:24
  reason and there's a little Cube.
• 21:26
  And okay, so, and I was with this, you got CC, so your balls
• 21:29
  are wet. I guess is what I'm saying?
• 21:31
  I've never heard about this. Yeah, man.
• 21:33
  No man. There's a there's people out.
• 21:35
  Out there that is. I know.
• 21:36
  I believe you. I'm yeah.
• 21:38
  So and it's this black, dude, this older black guy and he
• 21:41
  pulls me aside. He's like look, dog is like
• 21:43
  Iron, Man. Like I got to do this.
• 21:44
  I got a, you don't say, I'm gonna take my hands like this.
• 21:46
  I'm going to roll them up and down across from your legs, dog.
• 21:49
  You don't saying like, I don't want to do.
• 21:51
  I'm sure you chill, but I got it.
• 21:52
  I'm hard. Right?
• 21:53
  Was like, it was like, it was, it was so jealous.
• 21:55
  Like it's like I'm in like, no worries.
• 21:57
  It's all good. He's just like.
• 21:58
  Yeah. So the whole what's wasn't that
• 22:00
  weird? What's the Houston died?
• 22:01
  What you doing down in Houston, trying to like look, I'm Under
• 22:05
  this wedding with this girl, is the funniest shit ever.
• 22:09
  But like, I mean, like I told you with the dog, whenever I
• 22:12
  like I said, hey, what's up pup? And then that dog indicated.
• 22:16
  And I mean, I got searched, I've indicated the like use Juventus
• 22:19
  indicated for explosives. I was like, what, like what the
• 22:22
  fuck and they've like search through all my shit and run some
• 22:26
  little swab through it and then put it on this machine and then
• 22:29
  a ping that's always clean. I'm like do like what's going
• 22:32
  on? Like I'm not kidding every time
• 22:33
  I go to the airport either. There or back, no matter where
• 22:36
  I'm going, whatever time I'm going to get stopped some some,
• 22:40
  some dude, some old white guys, some or some old black man's
• 22:44
  gonna sit there, be like rubbing my thighs down for 20 minutes
• 22:47
  like, I'm about to run the 300 meter.
• 22:48
  Hurdles somehow me devata. Who's getting married that?
• 22:52
  I'm going to object-- up the wedding even though he was kind
• 22:55
  enough to invite me. He sounds so shitty, he's he's
• 23:03
  from Guatemala. And him and I've been an
• 23:08
  interesting accent and I said it before, like when you was on the
• 23:12
  podcast left. Like so I did it again but it
• 23:16
  was when you were a gas before you took over, he I've been on
• 23:21
  multiple business trips with him and he would always even tell me
• 23:25
  like you know before the first one he's like I always get
• 23:27
  stopped. I always get stopped and I was
• 23:29
  like come on man we'll be fine and every single time I be like
• 23:34
  putting my shoes Shoes back on and he's like, yeah, where's
• 23:39
  where's the vodka? And I turn around, you're just
• 23:42
  giving him shit and was like God damn it and I would just sit
• 23:46
  there on the bench until you got done.
• 23:48
  And it'll be all right. Ready.
• 23:50
  Oh dude, it's still a level to where like one time I didn't get
• 23:54
  strip searched and whenever I got to Vegas they'd like there
• 23:58
  was a was taped up and there was a car that was like, TSA opened
• 24:02
  your bag. I was like, they left, they let
• 24:03
  me go through but somehow they, Stop and search like my bag.
• 24:08
  Goddamn it. Like leave me alone.
• 24:10
  It's coming. Oh, so oh, and for the record.
• 24:14
  So, then do gets done. Rub in my pants down.
• 24:17
  He's like, our dog, he's great. And then we leave, we got on the
• 24:19
  plane. Did you have an orgasm?
• 24:21
  We get back to Texas, bro. This girl that I was going on
• 24:25
  this trip with the entire time, went through the scanner, put
• 24:28
  her bag in. She had like a bag of weed and a
• 24:31
  pipe in her hoodie pocket. She was like I got insecurity in
• 24:35
  the I realized I had it and then I somehow I got searched what,
• 24:40
  what do you mean somehow? You know, I do like his dicks
• 24:43
  indicating pull him. Aside come here buddy, pop, a
• 24:46
  squat. Yeah, that's a strong flat.
• 24:49
  Like I don't even have a chair for me.
• 24:50
  Now, pop, a squat into squat right there.
• 24:52
  Did you tell ya? My dick was.
• 24:54
  So he was so angry, but I got pulled over by TSA.
• 24:59
  It was it was pretty funny. It was pretty, she was laughing.
• 25:02
  And then he was. Did you hook up?
• 25:04
  He was so He was hoeing, you hook up with this girl.
• 25:07
  No, no. What but wasn't like that, but
• 25:12
  totally was so uncomfortable with the entire thing of.
• 25:16
  Like, giving me the rub down like it was the most awkward you
• 25:19
  loved it. Now, you didn't seem too bad but
• 25:23
  like it's just, I've never worried about it.
• 25:25
  I'm like, yeah, touch that. Well no, I'm just like, oh,
• 25:27
  they're going to search me when they're like oh you've indicated
• 25:30
  for bomb stuff? I'm like, what?
• 25:31
  Like what the hell are you talking about?
• 25:33
  It's all those fireworks. He didn't like they took - oh,
• 25:36
  and like, lighting like field saw.
• 25:37
  No man. Like I'm telling you like that,
• 25:39
  to the level of like, I have like my ID in my pocket.
• 25:43
  I've all my stuff everything's put away nothing's in my
• 25:46
  pockets, like, like, shoe, like, I wear sandals, so I can just
• 25:49
  keep those off your not like Steven Tyler like wearing
• 25:52
  Bella's and shit. No, I'm like in the zone of like
• 25:56
  prep of getting ready to just walk through and be left alone
• 25:59
  for the weekend. Hey Average Joe and instead know
• 26:02
  you're not an average that bro hey Lenny crap you're in half.
• 26:05
  Bro, come on, average, bro. No, I'm not, don't say that.
• 26:10
  I'm just telling you how it works.
• 26:11
  It's not like, I like want this to be the case.
• 26:13
  It's just it's obvious like, why?
• 26:15
  They're like yeah. Being you harder than me and I'm
• 26:19
  nervous too. When I go through and just
• 26:20
  because of all the weird, well, you're going through with cash.
• 26:25
  No, like, leave them alone, he has money, leave him alone.
• 26:27
  Looking, I'm going to Vegas for. Look at this Rich.
• 26:29
  Look at this Rich. Son of a bitch.
• 26:30
  Get on. Get on through there.
• 26:32
  You bastard. You snowy bastard.
• 26:34
  That's exactly. What they're saying to you and
• 26:36
  then I come here over here, buddy.
• 26:38
  I actually left that same time. I left my laptop that I'm on
• 26:41
  right now. The supercomputer, every my
• 26:44
  backpack, in my December and they're like, whoa, who left
• 26:49
  their laptop in the backpack. And I say, I thought I just had
• 26:52
  to get my cell phone out there. Like whoa, this laptop is nice.
• 26:56
  Is this? The like Saturday May the
• 26:58
  laptop? And I was like yeah.
• 27:00
  They're like, all right. And they just like scan it
• 27:02
  through again and I go ahead. Hell man.
• 27:06
  Also also, here's a couple hundred, like, just in case
• 27:09
  like, you know, dude, if I was flat out of, like, Alabama
• 27:13
  Airport, they belied with my, I could take out.
• 27:15
  I would never talk to you again. I could take my laptop.
• 27:18
  I could take my laptop out of it and put it in a bin.
• 27:20
  They block. He's got one of them, learn
• 27:22
  books, one of them. This he's lettered, stop them
• 27:27
  Gordon. Come over here.
• 27:28
  Come here now. Come here that's that.
• 27:30
  They would like the amount. I guess I'd have to fly out
• 27:34
  there and I just want to be It's like, no, like, leave me alone,
• 27:37
  could be like, some To Kill a Mocking Bird shit.
• 27:40
  I have to go on trial, I'm just like, like, get your ass on
• 27:45
  time. I'm not even getting one time, I
• 27:47
  got pulled over and not to, like, make this totally
• 27:49
  different subject, but I got pulled over.
• 27:51
  I was, in my, I was in my car. My car was registered to my dad.
• 27:56
  He gave me. He had a, he had a car and he
• 27:57
  just gave me the extra car because I was Carlos for a bit
• 28:00
  and got pulled over and then, dude, like we have the same last
• 28:05
  name. Name.
• 28:05
  But like I guess if you run like who the car is registered to its
• 28:09
  registered since some like 72 year old like white guy in
• 28:13
  Dallas the man he was hassling me like I stole this car and I
• 28:17
  was trying to explain to him that I'm like adopted and that
• 28:19
  like my dad's like my family's Caucasian and like so my parents
• 28:23
  are white like I'm that's like me.
• 28:25
  Like here's my ID or name said the same.
• 28:28
  Like, I'm pretty sure what I got a ticket or something.
• 28:30
  When I was a minor, like, he's attached to that, you can see
• 28:33
  that we're related. I mean, it was Our two-hour long
• 28:36
  event is like you steal. This car has like no look at
• 28:40
  like my dad knows. I have it goddamn yeah some
• 28:43
  watch it all right y'all therapy question number.
• 28:49
  Two Joseph. What would a time machine look
• 28:55
  like if it existed or mean what I would want it to look like his
• 29:01
  kind of been be either the Magic School Bus Yes, because Ms
• 29:06
  frizzles let and I feel like that bitch is go back, she would
• 29:11
  just kind of promiscuous. Yab don't be a dog.
• 29:14
  I don't know if I've talked about this before on here
• 29:16
  before, but she's like, the she was, she would be fired like in
• 29:20
  a day, she's going on these like uncertified field trips.
• 29:24
  Hey, would you guys do today? Well, those Miss Miss Frizzle
• 29:27
  shrunk us down and we went inside George's body and he ate
• 29:31
  us and then he shit us out. Like I don't think at all.
• 29:35
  The most on, they lose their fans of some realistic part of
• 29:39
  Magic School Bus is that there's a classroom with only eight
• 29:42
  kids. That's true.
• 29:44
  That's, like, that's got to be like a Montessori school or
• 29:46
  something like that. The next level.
• 29:49
  I like a, I went to Montessori School.
• 29:53
  It's not just it was lit and I got kicked out.
• 29:55
  I was in Montessori School pre-k and they wouldn't let.
• 29:58
  They wouldn't let me go to first grade.
• 30:00
  They kicked me out and then I started going to get to Carol
• 30:03
  Elementary. No Cap do With send me to
• 30:05
  Johnson, that's where the bad kids would go to school.
• 30:07
  That was Senator Johnson. Elementary two girls, at my
• 30:10
  Pre-K honey trees what it was called.
• 30:13
  Chase me down and kissed me like against my will Why would a girl
• 30:20
  in? Hey, you know who went there
• 30:21
  with me? Whoo, you'll never guess this
• 30:24
  Billy that's wild dlw. There's and in California when
• 30:30
  we were in preschool, that's no. But that's believe.
• 30:33
  I'm fucking crazy. Yeah.
• 30:35
  But I mean, they didn't even know that until like way after
• 30:38
  the fact. Yeah, we were in the same.
• 30:40
  My class picture were like, what the hell?
• 30:43
  That's crazy. I know, that's pretty tripped
• 30:46
  up. The time machine or it with I
• 30:49
  want it to look like not the Delorean from Back to the Future
• 30:55
  but at the end of Back to the Future 3, whenever he's got that
• 30:59
  train to know. I'm talking, who's that?
• 31:01
  What are you talking about? I mean ever leaned back to the
• 31:04
  Future. Come on now.
• 31:06
  No, absolutely not. Ron and he's but he's on this.
• 31:20
  Train has this time machine train.
• 31:22
  That looks lit as fuck. It's like a full-blown train.
• 31:25
  I would want a time a time machine train, something like
• 31:28
  that, but what would it look like?
• 31:30
  I mean, maybe something like a little capsule pod or something
• 31:33
  like that. Like a Stargate with Kurt
• 31:36
  Russell. Like a portal.
• 31:38
  Yeah, maybe. But because I mean of times
• 31:41
  where's the portal coming from though?
• 31:43
  That's like what I do. It depends on how you, how you
• 31:46
  would view it. So if you if you think that all
• 31:48
  the time is continuous and it's happening all around us all at
• 31:51
  once. Then you would just be able to
• 31:53
  like go into another space of where that time from is taking
• 31:56
  place. So technically be waiting the
• 31:58
  portal. Well that's I mean I don't know
• 32:00
  if I could knew, that's what that's what I think.
• 32:02
  That's what the question is. Just like, wouldn't be doing
• 32:04
  this podcast now, I'm sucking do that, is it look like Let me
• 32:10
  something. I don't know what the portal
• 32:11
  would look like. Probably.
• 32:13
  I mean I'd hope it'd be something like I said, like the
• 32:15
  school bus, know what we did? That's if you could like if you
• 32:18
  if I had to pick something that I would want it to be like that
• 32:21
  would be dope but if it's a portal, it'd probably be
• 32:24
  something like Stargate but Stargate was like connected to a
• 32:27
  wormhole. So like we're with, you know,
• 32:30
  you go and you pop up in another spot which is the that Galaxy,
• 32:33
  that is what time travel is, right?
• 32:36
  Well, no, that was, yeah. I mean you would technically to
• 32:38
  go that Amount of distance in space you would have to you
• 32:41
  would essentially be almost time traveling.
• 32:43
  Right. To good there instantly because
• 32:45
  I think for instance, I think it should look like an old-school
• 32:49
  like ancient radio like my angel, the Old School radio or
• 32:53
  something. I don't wanna freak what movie
• 32:56
  frequency and I'm a dad, like, collects, like antique radios
• 33:01
  and stuff. I have access to like 15.
• 33:05
  It's all weird Flex I've got access to 15 Old.
• 33:09
  Is probably know who you're fucking with cash for my dad.
• 33:14
  You don't know who you're fucking with, Buddy.
• 33:17
  Listen, you son of a bitch. I got more radios than Cuba
• 33:20
  Gooding. Jr.
• 33:21
  I'll put I'll put the am 590 on right now and you got us into it
• 33:27
  frequency. That's actually a pretty good
• 33:29
  movie. Yeah, I mean or could be, it's
• 33:32
  maybe like the Great Glass Elevator from Willy Wonka, the
• 33:35
  end of Willy Wonka. Elevator is pretty.
• 33:38
  That's pretty legit, actually. No, I think about because they
• 33:40
  were talking about making an elevator to space and it was
• 33:43
  like, that sounds like a horrible idea.
• 33:46
  No, well, I don't know about horrible, but because I hate you
• 33:50
  doing. I'm claustrophobic again.
• 33:52
  Getting stuck in an elevator and it's like once you get enough
• 34:04
  it's like the gravity shifts. To where it's not pulling you
• 34:09
  down to the Earth, it's pulling you up and so you just shoot up
• 34:14
  and so that that's kind of the idea.
• 34:18
  I know it sounds terrible. Don't put me no, no way that
• 34:22
  sounds worse like that because so but that's what I mean, I
• 34:26
  don't know if you've read the Charlie and the Chocolate
• 34:28
  Factory books and Mama and Willy Wonka, and the Great Glass
• 34:31
  Elevator like the sequel. Good that like shit just keeps
• 34:34
  going like into space, like in like, when it ends in Nature's
• 34:38
  up. There's a destination.
• 34:40
  Hopefully, well, I mean, yeah, I like the books.
• 34:42
  There is, it's like someone else and and idea of like, this is
• 34:45
  like, literally, I don't know, man.
• 34:46
  People are trying to figure this out.
• 34:48
  Like a space elevator is what it's called, like Google it I
• 34:52
  know that just sounds like I don't know, that's just so high
• 34:55
  up, I don't know. There's so many different
• 34:57
  factors that you have to have a no-fly zone around the space
• 35:00
  elevator at what structural Integrity of that, would be
• 35:04
  interesting to see how they would like, complete that
• 35:07
  because that's going to be epically weird and to build.
• 35:10
  How can we think about like have you heard of the hyperloop?
• 35:14
  Yeah, I know the hyperloop. I mean he says the same same
• 35:16
  kind of Technology. But it's like you're using like
• 35:21
  the forces of gravity and nature on itself and so it's not like
• 35:27
  you're just like launching a rocket up, this elevator.
• 35:30
  It's like more like you're using like physics like to like Get up
• 35:38
  there to launch Brandon people into space in the membrane
• 35:42
  space, elevator. Y'all, that sounds terrible.
• 35:44
  But sounds like an awful. But you know what?
• 35:47
  I would you would you do it claustrophobic after
• 35:50
  claustrophobic? What else?
• 35:52
  Yeah, I kind of like it. Well, if there was a destination
• 35:56
  like I mean you have to establish the destination
• 35:58
  versus. I don't know how you get back
• 35:59
  from being on elevator to space. He's a safely.
• 36:03
  Exactly but like you much science going on for To trust
• 36:07
  it. That's like that's old thing.
• 36:08
  Like with flying well, that's why it doesn't exist right now.
• 36:11
  But like what I was realizing in like literally just earlier
• 36:15
  today, I was watching a fucking commercial and it was these kids
• 36:20
  going down in a inner to like, like a closed water slide.
• 36:28
  I mean, they're having a great time and I realized, like I had
• 36:30
  a great time going in. Like the black hole is with the
• 36:33
  girls and say, the black hole vehicle is go so fun and I was
• 36:37
  like, I was in really claustrophobic then so I think I
• 36:41
  could deal with like a space elevator.
• 36:44
  Yeah, I also think that we there as we get older we like we weigh
• 36:48
  the consequences so much more than we do when we're kids.
• 36:51
  So like if so, I mean that that applies to a lot of different
• 36:55
  things. So, You know, I can still kind
• 36:57
  of skateboard but I don't fuck around on my skateboard anymore.
• 37:00
  I've been broken my ankle yet but like there could be a day
• 37:03
  and it's probably going to be hopping on my skateboard and
• 37:06
  trying to do some stupid shit. You know, I'm about to like
• 37:09
  paddle out like and do like six foot waves like as a 35 year old
• 37:13
  like yeah. But that's but that's completely
• 37:15
  but that's totally different because it's way more gnarly it.
• 37:18
  Well yeah. But I mean I guess the
• 37:20
  consequences are different like yes you could drown and die
• 37:23
  which is like horrible. Yeah you could die riding a
• 37:25
  skateboard girl. So My elbow.
• 37:27
  Can you read? What?
• 37:28
  Yeah, people get hurt, man. You could go like you go.
• 37:31
  If you do really big, I guess. But like, you could rip like you
• 37:34
  could definitely get hurt. I don't know about my fault.
• 37:37
  I follow Hall of Meat on Instagram, and it's just, like,
• 37:39
  people that like guard skateboarding and BMXing and
• 37:42
  their crashes and Yemen people get hurt pretty quickly.
• 37:45
  Yeah. Her.
• 37:45
  I don't know about death. I want to break an arm or
• 37:48
  something that I wanna do that, is it okay?
• 37:52
  Yeah, therapy. Question number three.
• 37:56
  Old man. Huggy Why do humans?
• 38:01
  We're close. This is the stupid part, but no
• 38:06
  other species do. I mean, I don't know, I guess
• 38:15
  it's like the our self-awareness and our level of Consciousness
• 38:18
  and like with ourselves and our surroundings is made it in
• 38:22
  societies. Deemed it appropriate to wear
• 38:24
  clothes, I think people should wear clothes but you know, Well,
• 38:29
  so I think it was like, wearing clothes was like a form of like
• 38:34
  protection at first. And then humans being the
• 38:39
  creative things that we are. It's like, okay, we'll follow
• 38:43
  where this like what why not make it look like flashy or cool
• 38:48
  and then you just like evolved evolve the balls Yeah.
• 38:53
  I mean standing out and being an individual's important and
• 38:57
  peacocking. Yeah.
• 38:58
  Peacocking when an animal. Yeah.
• 39:01
  So I mean yeah that makes sense occur.
• 39:04
  I have red sash. You should love me more hype
• 39:07
  Shake because I mean things were so much more primitive back in
• 39:10
  earlier times and I probably was just like originally like a cup
• 39:14
  like for your balls so you don't like hurt your didn't hurt your
• 39:20
  dick and then it took a while, it took him a while to figure.
• 39:22
  That one I do. Yeah.
• 39:25
  I don't even know if they figured that out.
• 39:27
  But yeah. And then it's just like, yeah.
• 39:29
  Well if I'm gonna do this and what a bit, you know, and then I
• 39:34
  heard a man though created the bra.
• 39:37
  I believe that the Brazier the bro it's from Seinfeld.
• 39:43
  Yeah, I was mad. It's the man is the flying man
• 39:47
  to man, brassiere that George's. Dad comes up with, it's called
• 39:50
  the bro, it's like great. Yeah.
• 39:53
  Yeah I was just watching a Comedians in Cars with coffee
• 39:57
  like with Jerry Seinfeld like binging it well like working
• 40:00
  these licenses that I'm studying for for finance but um but yeah
• 40:07
  so I just think it was like protection at first and then
• 40:11
  humans are just humans and we just got flashy with it.
• 40:14
  Yeah. But the the second part of the
• 40:17
  question but no other species do it's like yeah, right?
• 40:21
  You fucking kidding. How would that man?
• 40:26
  That Mongoose looks great in those chinos over there and
• 40:29
  their fur and like they wouldn't be alive anyways like if they
• 40:33
  didn't have like their natural protections.
• 40:36
  Right? Yeah.
• 40:37
  Because they've a lot of them even like insects they'll evolve
• 40:39
  and have armor. Yeah.
• 40:40
  Like you said for extra layers of skin or fat.
• 40:43
  So I mean it's completely different.
• 40:45
  We're not we're not suited to like live with naturally like oh
• 40:51
  humans should live in Pika. So I natives that are from
• 40:54
  Alaska of like, learned, how to survive in that area, and, you
• 40:58
  know, whale blubber and like it's like yeah, I mean, I love
• 41:02
  is like polar bear fur. And I mean, I think that a lot
• 41:05
  the, you know, climate shifting throughout history in the
• 41:08
  migration of people is also had a lot to do with what they wear.
• 41:13
  What they don't wear you know Vikings would wear something
• 41:17
  completely different than say the Aztecs would wear but I mean
• 41:21
  you know that's a those Arkham. Lee different climate zones,
• 41:23
  like tundra-like cold as shit and out, like ICC Waters and the
• 41:28
  other ones in the jungles of like Mexico and South America.
• 41:31
  So it's, you know, it's completely different.
• 41:33
  That's like part of like the don't like how humans came up
• 41:37
  and to be like the head of the food chain.
• 41:39
  It's like it's like we're moving into like these different
• 41:42
  climates. Let me kill this animal that
• 41:45
  like survives in this climate and then take like they're
• 41:49
  they're like protection, which is like their fuck.
• 41:52
  Like literally if I can scan. Yeah, yeah.
• 41:55
  And then, but then, but then there's the tiger ourselves and
• 41:58
  then there's the Native Americans who like throwing up
• 42:00
  like feathers and stuff. And it's like, that's more of
• 42:03
  like an attractiveness thing. Like so there's like to like at
• 42:07
  least two like reasons to do it. Well, yeah, but also, when you
• 42:11
  think about comparing, you know, someone like something like the
• 42:15
  Aztecs or the mines or someone one of these established Native
• 42:19
  American like societies. To someone who's like, going out
• 42:24
  and boats in fighting with swords.
• 42:26
  I mean, it was like, you know what?
• 42:27
  They needed, they didn't need the same level of protection
• 42:30
  like they're, you know, they're, they're fine.
• 42:31
  But there was there was feathers in the native.
• 42:34
  Oh yeah, yeah, be there was a threat that they're like there's
• 42:36
  the Viking horns. Yeah.
• 42:38
  Yeah. There's definitely a lot of us
• 42:40
  don't think are beings and gold and yeah definitely some Flash
• 42:44
  and like luxury or aesthetically appealing and as actually the
• 42:49
  stuff we always do that. Yeah.
• 42:50
  And I've actually and I think that's goes beyond humans
• 42:53
  because I saw like some planet Earth shit or like a derivative
• 42:57
  of it and it was like this bird that goes and gets like like
• 43:02
  trash like from humans and then like builds like a nest and then
• 43:08
  other birds will come and try to swoop it and it's like to
• 43:11
  attract like like a female and so there's like trying to, like
• 43:16
  show off that they have this chair.
• 43:19
  Yeah. I've been battling these birds
• 43:24
  at work, the pigeons man, I got rid of them, right?
• 43:28
  I fucking got rid of them, pigeons are gone.
• 43:30
  I did, they went through this on top of this machine, and have
• 43:36
  removed had, like literally packed, off and tossed.
• 43:40
  All the spike strips. I put down that like, I don't
• 43:45
  know how they landed on them. I don't know how they like, did
• 43:48
  that, but they / 2 layers of spike strips.
• 43:52
  What do like started another? So I wouldn't do it.
• 43:54
  I would ham I got. I was there who I was there
• 43:57
  early. I had a ladder as your as your
• 43:59
  lawyer. Are you gonna do anything crazy?
• 44:01
  Did you know know but like they were starting to try to build
• 44:04
  another Nest. It's the same ones I got rid of
• 44:07
  like I'm never forget, these fucking pigeons, the dead look
• 44:10
  in their eyes. So then the morning I had to go
• 44:12
  and with the ladder and like clear this whole thing out and
• 44:16
  re Spike strip it and like like like bracket these things to the
• 44:20
  And these pigeons man, they're out of control.
• 44:22
  They're like super villains. Sorry that's they're pissing me
• 44:26
  off. And like I was like, oh my God,
• 44:28
  they're trying to build another nest because I got there and
• 44:30
  they like someone was sitting sitting down outside and they
• 44:35
  plucked one of them off and threw it.
• 44:37
  I like literally threw it off. It like landed on the ground.
• 44:40
  That's like huge Spike strip and This Woman's like, oh my God.
• 44:43
  It was, he's too fucking pigeons, man.
• 44:47
  That I don't know what to say about that.
• 44:48
  We gotta move on time and I'm just like frustrated, you know?
• 44:54
  I know I am too. Okay.
• 44:57
  So y'all We're going to go into like a little bit of a less
• 45:03
  funny list, humorous Zone. Joseph.
• 45:09
  You want to like lead us off on this or do you want me to?
• 45:12
  Yeah, I mean, I just say you know, if you're not interested
• 45:16
  in any type of conversation about some of the stuff that's
• 45:19
  happened recently in our country when it comes to just like some
• 45:23
  violence and stuff. I'd say, you know, maybe this
• 45:26
  isn't the episode for you, we appreciate always appreciate
• 45:29
  everyone listening. But, you know, we're going to
• 45:30
  talk about some sensitive topics.
• 45:33
  So just, you know, trigger warning, I guess, just, you
• 45:35
  know, give everyone a heads up, you know?
• 45:38
  Not every for everybody. And we're going to try to Beto
• 45:40
  be as respectful as possible of everyone's opinions.
• 45:43
  We're really just going to try to discuss some facts.
• 45:46
  You know, give our personal takes on a couple things but you
• 45:50
  know this is just some stuff that needs to be discussed and
• 45:52
  it's going to be a little bit more of a serious episode.
• 45:55
  So we, you know, hope you all understand the kind of tone
• 45:58
  change of, that makes sense. Yeah.
• 46:01
  Said, set it off. Yeah, well, you know, we just
• 46:05
  recently we didn't really talk about it before but before we
• 46:09
  get into the recent event, we had, you know, the awful act
• 46:14
  that happened in Buffalo recently where I wanted.
• 46:16
  Yeah, I wanted to say that because, you know, like, I feel
• 46:19
  like that's being overshadowed but yeah, go ahead, sorry.
• 46:23
  Um, you know, were person who we will not name, drove about 200
• 46:30
  miles. To go to a predominantly black
• 46:34
  neighborhood and went to a grocery store.
• 46:37
  And lat meanwhile was utilizing the same platform that we're on
• 46:42
  right now. One of them to stream and
• 46:45
  streamed, this horrific assault, where he went into a grocery
• 46:48
  store and, you know, took a bunch of innocent people lives
• 46:51
  while specifically targeting black people, you know, and
• 46:55
  released what 180 page, Manifesto, something insane
• 46:59
  about is robbing pay. They said that copy and pasted
• 47:03
  like that's the thing like eating have like sorry.
• 47:08
  No, no you're good. No I mean and you know so he
• 47:10
  released that he was arrested with he basically gave up.
• 47:16
  I mean there's video it's it's really crazy because it could be
• 47:21
  live-streamed, you know, a good 50 seconds, like two minutes,
• 47:26
  somewhere around there. Like it was less than two
• 47:28
  minutes. Wasn't a super long clip, but he
• 47:30
  like live-streamed it on the internet of him.
• 47:32
  Like, just pulling up a driving up to this place and then, you
• 47:36
  know, doing this horrific act and then he was arrested without
• 47:40
  any real incident. They cuffed him.
• 47:43
  How convenient, you know, any of, you know.
• 47:46
  I he's a white dude, and it's like with a gun in his hand and
• 47:50
  it's like there's like Mmm. Yeah.
• 47:54
  And that bothered me and I mean, you know, there's all sorts of
• 47:57
  speculation. But I mean, from what I
• 47:59
  understand, he was reported before that before this happened
• 48:07
  about making threats and I'm making threats about hurting,
• 48:09
  people was investigated and wasn't charged with anything and
• 48:13
  kind of just like shoot away. And then he so he went out and
• 48:16
  legally purchased his firearm and You know, carved a racial
• 48:21
  slur on one of the aim sites and went out and and I'd suggest do
• 48:26
  not look up this video. Do not watch it.
• 48:28
  I don't even think it exists, I think it's been scrubbed from
• 48:30
  the internet at this point. It hasn't well the if you watch
• 48:33
  that your that's yeah that you're the there's no the
• 48:38
  glorification of those actions. It makes no sense to me and then
• 48:41
  it's just been that's been a lot of.
• 48:45
  I feel like Lack of accountability.
• 48:48
  I mean and I don't it's not that even for me, we can get more
• 48:51
  into it. But, you know, just I don't
• 48:54
  think that this is a political issue.
• 48:55
  It shouldn't be a political issue.
• 48:57
  I feel like everyone kind of says that disingenuously, but I
• 49:00
  really don't think it should be. It's frustrating when we talk
• 49:03
  about like innocent people being like having their lives.
• 49:06
  It's a national issue. Yeah, it's a Nations and I
• 49:09
  supersymmetry specifically for the country that Joseph and I
• 49:13
  live in the United States of America.
• 49:15
  It's like this is odd. Be asleep like significantly
• 49:19
  different than every other country on the face of the
• 49:22
  fucking planet. Yeah, we suck ass.
• 49:26
  I mean what do you have to say about the Buffalo incident?
• 49:29
  I think it's insane. I mean that guy was a but the
• 49:34
  thing was 18 or 19 right there was 19.
• 49:36
  Yeah. And he scouted out that the
• 49:40
  grocery store ahead of time, couple months.
• 49:42
  And what I heard was That cell. He had a toothache.
• 49:48
  I'm not even fucking bullshitting.
• 49:49
  When I says, get a toothache, he went to the dentist and he said,
• 49:54
  the dentist didn't fix it and his little Manifesto and then
• 49:57
  the dentist was Jewish. And then he was all about this
• 50:00
  like replacement theories, that fucking Tucker Carlson out here
• 50:06
  on Fox News. Just like me Pete's.
• 50:09
  And he's talking about how the Jews are trying to replace white
• 50:13
  people with black people. and he was convinced of this shit and I
• 50:20
  think a big part of it is, he's like, you know, he's like a
• 50:25
  young person who's still a man. Stoner adult who has access to
• 50:32
  guns, but doesn't have access to like.
• 50:36
  And this is not any excuse whatsoever.
• 50:38
  Like, he just doesn't have acts like, he's an in cells, but they
• 50:43
  call it like, he's yeah. One Terry celibate.
• 50:45
  Like he doesn't like have like the social Sex with, you know,
• 50:52
  well, the well, that sucks like, yeah in cells are we've seen
• 50:55
  there's been an uptick in like it's basically, you know, people
• 50:59
  who feel like they don't get the attention that they deserve from
• 51:02
  girls or women, and they think that they without lots.
• 51:05
  A lot of them, some of them, a lack social skills, or normally
• 51:08
  Pro old like traditional like relationship roles or like
• 51:15
  gender roles, but there, but it's like to the extreme.
• 51:17
  Like they're, they're all about like that.
• 51:20
  Some of them will say like, oh, I don't think women should vote.
• 51:22
  It's like a very gross thing. It's like a lot of anger is
• 51:25
  associated with it, so it's like, they feel like they're
• 51:28
  involved, you know, insoles. Yeah.
• 51:29
  Involuntarily celebrates. I think that like, I think
• 51:31
  that's the most dangerous person in the world is a is like young
• 51:37
  white male who doesn't have any social life that has access to a
• 51:43
  gun like that? Well, I think that well and I've
• 51:45
  yeah I mean we can get more into it.
• 51:46
  Because, I mean, I I really feel like We're just the way that
• 51:51
  we've chose chosen to handle things as goofy as fuck to me.
• 51:55
  Like, you can't go buy cigarettes.
• 51:58
  All right, because they changed it.
• 51:59
  You can't buy Jewel Pods at 18, right?
• 52:02
  Well, yeah, that's tape. I see, Elvis estate by saying
• 52:05
  that's what the problem is, because this guy who didn't live
• 52:08
  in New York, right? Like he, yeah, he drove there.
• 52:11
  Yeah, so it's like, you have so it's like New York has really,
• 52:14
  really strict gun laws. However, he I think he came from
• 52:17
  Pennsylvania. I want to say, Where they don't
• 52:21
  have strict gun laws. And so, it's like you can in and
• 52:24
  it's just like people talk about, you know.
• 52:26
  Well, what about all the Chicago violence?
• 52:29
  You know, in Illinois. It's like, okay, well, Illinois
• 52:31
  and they have the strictest gun laws.
• 52:33
  Well, it's next to him, don't you don't know.
• 52:36
  Indiana doesn't. It doesn't have that.
• 52:39
  So you just go to Indiana. Go get yourself a fucking gun in
• 52:42
  the drive, across the border. Nobody stops you, you know, it's
• 52:45
  the same to shift in this case. It's fucked up.
• 52:48
  Yeah, well, because of the I mean, for, in my, in my opinion,
• 52:51
  because of the lack of gun laws in Indiana, and the surrounding
• 52:54
  states, that makes it to where, like, all the gun violence in
• 52:57
  Chicago is like all like reactionary.
• 53:01
  Like, you don't know that, like, that's why I was trying to
• 53:03
  explain to someone. I was like, you have a system
• 53:05
  set up to where it's easy for a felon to go.
• 53:09
  Walk into a gun show and buy a gun or by one privately without
• 53:13
  any checks and balances and he's a bit.
• 53:14
  Yeah. But he's, you know what?
• 53:15
  That makes him a criminal and it's like, yeah.
• 53:17
  But then you find out about it after the fact is that Laughter
• 53:20
  after he gets caught doing something with it or if he does
• 53:23
  that's when you know that that felon is broken, the law by
• 53:26
  having a Gun. There's no there's no real like
• 53:28
  the universal system setup and Earth set in place where you can
• 53:32
  catch that guy when he goes and tries to buy a fucking gun and I
• 53:36
  think it's crazy that you can't rent a.
• 53:38
  You can't rent a car until you're 25.
• 53:40
  So if you total your car at 19 that you pay for and you have
• 53:44
  the insurance for and you're trying to, I was talking to my
• 53:49
  sister about this. And if like if like I think it
• 53:53
  was her friends, like kids was like 19 kind of car wreck.
• 53:56
  The car was totaled and they couldn't get the rental car
• 53:59
  because they're not 25, they're like 19 or 20.
• 54:02
  So the mom had to take the rental car out because they
• 54:05
  weren't old enough to take out a rental car.
• 54:07
  But for that same person has been able to go buy a firearm
• 54:10
  for the past two years. And I mean, I was so impulsive.
• 54:13
  And so angry when I was 18, 19 that the fact that like I
• 54:18
  shouldn't I got I mean I just don't think that Like, I think
• 54:20
  if you're going to do at least anything, Universal checks, and
• 54:23
  I maybe like twenty one, put in a put age cap on it for when
• 54:28
  you're like Federal age cap, when you're like able to go out
• 54:31
  and purchase one and still go through Universal background
• 54:33
  checks. Because I mean, there's people
• 54:35
  like who are you just get domestic violence charges
• 54:39
  dropped off a dropped against them and then they go into
• 54:42
  Walmart and buy a gun two weeks later.
• 54:44
  Like, that guy shouldn't be able to go do that.
• 54:45
  That's like and we have a system where it's all its we all feel
• 54:48
  we're most remorseful, it's all Mine site.
• 54:51
  Everything's hindsight. Oh well we should like we should
• 54:53
  like we're not proactive. This is the one thing.
• 54:55
  We're not proactive it for proactive and taking away your,
• 54:58
  your choice of your choice of how Healthcare Healthcare
• 55:01
  options women. But not when it comes to this,
• 55:04
  but we're, you know, we're Progressive and making sure that
• 55:06
  we're going to cut taxes and make sure super rich people
• 55:09
  don't have to pay taxes because they're going to put that money
• 55:11
  back into the economy and free market, which is bullshit.
• 55:14
  They just hoard it constantly, but yeah, we will be proactive
• 55:19
  in that, but We won't be proactive in this topic.
• 55:22
  It makes no sense to me. It makes no sense to me that
• 55:24
  like that, the gun lobby has this much money to where they
• 55:28
  have a, like, a literal Stranglehold over.
• 55:32
  These politicians that won't do anything about it.
• 55:35
  Like I don't get it. It's like how do they have that
• 55:38
  much money? Like I feel like all these other
• 55:41
  Industries like the tech industry and all this other shit
• 55:44
  has way more money. Like why are you even talking to
• 55:46
  the gun lobby? Yeah, well, because the gun
• 55:49
  lobby, that's like, you know, the tobacco Lobby.
• 55:52
  That's like old-school, man. At the back.
• 55:55
  Like, we got slant, Ras, why I hate Easter?
• 55:57
  Because Charlton heston's, I you can pry it from my cold dead
• 56:00
  fingers, like, fuck Charlton, Heston.
• 56:02
  I want, you know, Ten Commandment bullshit.
• 56:05
  So I hate Easter, I hate Easter because of the NR a so can we
• 56:10
  get into Texas? Because well, yeah, but I mean,
• 56:13
  yeah, so within the Texas, I mean, Texas is just like a is
• 56:16
  such a mess. It starts, you know, Greg Abbott
• 56:20
  cut about two hundred million dollars from mental health,
• 56:24
  programs, and stuff like that. I was seeing, you know, the
• 56:28
  largest provider of mental health, like intervention and
• 56:34
  helping people is the prison in Harris County, Texas, damn,
• 56:39
  that's in the entire fucking country is the largest mental
• 56:43
  health provider in this country is the prison system.
• 56:47
  Well, that's it. State of Texas.
• 56:48
  Yeah. In the state of Texas.
• 56:50
  Yeah no I know. But other than that, just before
• 56:52
  this like that, that's what it is.
• 56:56
  That's like my that's baffling to me.
• 56:58
  So and then but then it supposedly a mental health issue
• 57:03
  but it's okay man. Like okay yes, I don't know if
• 57:10
  they would have caught him with the mental health stuff, the red
• 57:12
  flags, the background checks, I don't know, the fact that an 18
• 57:16
  year old on his 18th birthday, can go buy this gun is insanity
• 57:21
  and then but multiple magazines like, you know, like Garden of
• 57:26
  like War. It's like why is that him a
• 57:29
  fucking available? Why?
• 57:32
  My mom was just like asking she like like during like when we're
• 57:35
  trying to figure out like what was going on?
• 57:37
  She's like and she found out like what happened and she's
• 57:40
  like, well I don't she's like why does like a rifle have
• 57:44
  magazines? I'm like no, this is an assault
• 57:47
  rifle and she had no idea and she's like oh well that doesn't
• 57:51
  make sense. She's like like Hunters.
• 57:54
  Don't go out and like kill Lane. Animals with an assault rifle.
• 57:57
  I'm like, yeah, no shit. And she.
• 57:59
  Yeah, she's like so conditioned to where she's like trying to
• 58:03
  get like like the back of like when she doesn't own a gun, she
• 58:07
  never shot a gun, you know, my parents don't want to God, I
• 58:09
  don't want to get, you know, it's like but she's so
• 58:12
  conditioned to where it's like, well, like they, maybe they
• 58:14
  should have like be allowed to have this and then she would
• 58:17
  fight finds out what it is and she's like, well I don't think
• 58:20
  they should have that on Mikey. I know like I mean if we just
• 58:23
  have a mental health Crisis in this country.
• 58:27
  If you want to say that then, like, did I especially with
• 58:30
  every country guys, every country does.
• 58:32
  But I mean, we have, it were so disproportionately like Masjid
• 58:37
  like, yeah, just have these big issues with it, we refuse to
• 58:40
  take accountability for it. It doesn't matter.
• 58:41
  Like what side of the aisle you're on, it's the fact that if
• 58:44
  one innocent person is lost because of this and it can be
• 58:47
  avoided. Like if there was an age cap and
• 58:49
  you had to be 21 those two kids huppert legally went and
• 58:53
  purchased them wouldn't have had those abs Avenues to go do it.
• 58:56
  And if you incentivized it to her, if you illegally sold a
• 58:59
  minor, a firearm to her that private dealer, because there's
• 59:02
  a background, there's all these checks, if he's caught and known
• 59:05
  for doing that, that person would get in more trouble like
• 59:07
  and there'd be severe punishments for that person
• 59:10
  that's providing Firearms. Like that to a minor.
• 59:12
  They shouldn't be able to go. It wasn't a minor dude.
• 59:15
  No, but no. But no, what I'm saying is if
• 59:16
  you raise the age, if you raise the age cap to say like 21,
• 59:20
  let's say, you raise it to 21, the bass to that.
• 59:23
  We've seen those to the 18 and 19 year old would not have been
• 59:26
  able to go walk up to an academy or a Walmart or and Parkland.
• 59:32
  Duncan Piggly Wiggly or wherever and by one.
• 59:34
  Yeah. Okay.
• 59:36
  Like this really like really, really bothered me.
• 59:39
  Like, and I started crying when I found this out was when, you
• 59:44
  know, the big dick swinging motherfucking dues, and Texas
• 59:48
  rolled up in the school and there's 19 fucking officers in
• 59:53
  the hallway. They didn't do shit and they
• 59:57
  just sat there and let those kids are Yeah, I mean that's
• 1:00:03
  disgusting the real just, you know, we all like there's an
• 1:00:07
  issue with the response. There's there's issues like the
• 1:00:10
  lack of accountability across the board from like and they
• 1:00:13
  lied about it. Well, yeah, I mean, of course.
• 1:00:16
  I mean, of course, they're going to try to cover their asses man.
• 1:00:18
  Like I mean, and then that's they're going to try to not make
• 1:00:22
  it. Try to soften the blow and make
• 1:00:24
  it not look as bad. I mean, there's a lot of people
• 1:00:26
  who thought that would better did was distasteful there like
• 1:00:29
  that. I was all about it was all about
• 1:00:31
  that. I was like, yeah, the mayor
• 1:00:32
  called him a disgraceful piece of shit or some shit like that.
• 1:00:35
  It's like no dude. No like that's like he's like we
• 1:00:39
  need to configure to like word. It's the conversation was like,
• 1:00:45
  tiresome, what do we need to? Like, actually do something
• 1:00:47
  about it. There's been so many issues and
• 1:00:50
  there's so many just especially a young people were like you can
• 1:00:53
  make a permanent decision off of like a really irrational thought
• 1:00:57
  or make the do something. Like I was having This argument
• 1:01:00
  was like a Guns, Never Addy, escalator.
• 1:01:02
  The Leggett is I'm like, no, it's not, it's way more of a
• 1:01:05
  threat if you're just hanging out and someone walks in and
• 1:01:08
  they're got a rifle strapped around their back, but does it
• 1:01:11
  make you feel more comfortable in the 7-Eleven?
• 1:01:13
  You're everyone's like, well, why is that guy walking around
• 1:01:15
  with the gun? Like, it doesn't like it?
• 1:01:17
  Like, so, to give such a young people, easy access to such
• 1:01:22
  devastating weapons is just doesn't make any sense to me.
• 1:01:24
  Like, you're allowing these people to make horrible,
• 1:01:27
  permanent decisions in refusing to let, Like to step in and try
• 1:01:31
  to maybe provide and then like also like how are we going to
• 1:01:36
  complain about how? Like, we just went to a
• 1:01:39
  constitutional carry state where you don't even have to have a
• 1:01:42
  concealed carry gun hand license to carry a gun.
• 1:01:45
  So if that doesn't make me feel more safe, now, there's just
• 1:01:48
  like people who are untrained. At least whenever you have your
• 1:01:51
  CHL, you have to let go through a training course and those
• 1:01:54
  punishments are big like for y'all.
• 1:01:56
  Don't know that Texas like minute legal.
• 1:01:59
  Did not have a permit to open carry a weapon and I was going
• 1:02:04
  to ask you to that Meme. You posted.
• 1:02:08
  I don't know if you want to call him or not.
• 1:02:09
  But well the other love with the teacher and like oh yeah all the
• 1:02:14
  baggage. Yes Angel.
• 1:02:15
  Yeah, that was intense. Yeah, my mom's a teacher.
• 1:02:19
  So, you know, I mean I'm glad my mom is retired.
• 1:02:22
  I was glad she retired when she did she, you know, put in over
• 1:02:25
  35 years in the game. I'm a hustler and a half but you
• 1:02:29
  know, The stress is huge and it doesn't like no other like, all
• 1:02:31
  we should have teachers care. I'm like no, like everyone, just
• 1:02:33
  stop, Larry guns, don't play with them.
• 1:02:36
  Like yeah, like worry about covid, like all, like, all that
• 1:02:39
  shit's. Oh my God, like, I mean, you
• 1:02:41
  know, I don't, I feel like people teachers are going to be
• 1:02:45
  leaving, like there's a lack of safety for them.
• 1:02:49
  And there's a lack of obviously, you no consideration for them
• 1:02:53
  and the workloads that they have to do and how much effort it
• 1:02:56
  takes, and they're highly criticized constantly.
• 1:02:59
  Of, there's a more scrutinized job in the world right now than
• 1:03:02
  being a teacher and a teacher is something like I know you give
• 1:03:05
  me flat because I talked about Angela boo.
• 1:03:08
  Talk about these other people but those are teachers that have
• 1:03:10
  a huge impact in my life, who, like, I still talk to like I If
• 1:03:14
  you know, have been there for me, after I left there class,
• 1:03:18
  when I was having issues and I was like a sophomore family
• 1:03:21
  issues at home, I could go, talk, go to go, roll up to
• 1:03:23
  Durham and go talk to my fifth grade teacher.
• 1:03:26
  Because, you know, like she's just the G like that.
• 1:03:29
  And She understood me like these are some of the most important
• 1:03:32
  and impactful people in my life and it's so it's really I be I
• 1:03:35
  posted that I saw that artwork and it really like made me
• 1:03:38
  frustrated because it's like that's totally what they're all
• 1:03:41
  dealing with and it's just the complete disregard for them.
• 1:03:44
  And then, you know, in the process, they're, you know, I'm
• 1:03:48
  there, they're in some ways, you know, like, we you see teachers
• 1:03:51
  put their lives on the line protecting other people's kids
• 1:03:54
  and like I mean not to speculate but I mean, I doubt every
• 1:03:57
  teacher I'm sure. A lot of teachers who've been in
• 1:04:00
  bad situations, don't have felt a lack of appreciation like, you
• 1:04:04
  know, the, the, the there, so criticized.
• 1:04:08
  And again, it's just dumb moron. The solution is to put more on
• 1:04:11
  their plate. I know and these cops can't even
• 1:04:14
  go into the classroom but you want this teacher to shoot like
• 1:04:16
  get the fuck out of my face. Yeah, no I mean that's just not.
• 1:04:20
  I mean that's it just doesn't make sense.
• 1:04:22
  There's like I said and we have, you know, politicians that are
• 1:04:24
  just completely in the pockets of the gun lobby and they have
• 1:04:27
  been for forever. Like Ted Cruz is Just an awful
• 1:04:30
  person. I can't stand him.
• 1:04:31
  He's so disingenuous. And so, just full of it.
• 1:04:35
  It's so frustrating. He's always been that way.
• 1:04:38
  I don't understand like the fan base for like him and then like,
• 1:04:43
  Dan Patrick is awful. Our lieutenant governor.
• 1:04:45
  We have all these guys that are just embroiled in, like, ethics
• 1:04:48
  candles, and all sorts of like insider trading bullshit.
• 1:04:53
  I mean, I live in Texas, I'm like, Amer selling.
• 1:04:55
  I'm just surrounded in this shit right now.
• 1:04:57
  Surrounded, by all these correct.
• 1:04:59
  All three kids I can that fucking State like this.
• 1:05:03
  It's wild to me and then like, you know, these are these are
• 1:05:06
  the moral compasses that our state chooses to make these
• 1:05:09
  decisions for us. Like these guys are like my
• 1:05:12
  naughty, they save the babies, save the fetuses, but don't save
• 1:05:16
  the kids who are in the fucking classroom while there's a
• 1:05:19
  goddamn Master. It's Insanity.
• 1:05:21
  Yeah. It's just it's well and like I
• 1:05:24
  said, like there's not a focus on Mental Health, especially for
• 1:05:28
  some of these younger. Our kids and there's like, they
• 1:05:30
  turn a blind eye to it. Well, you know, some of these in
• 1:05:32
  cell communities have done some. Some of these guys have done,
• 1:05:35
  lots of other things that have been horrible and have decided
• 1:05:37
  to use violence as their tool to get their point across.
• 1:05:40
  I watched this very interesting Vice documentary where they talk
• 1:05:43
  about like why they like that's the why that's the route.
• 1:05:47
  Like everybody takes different routes but like you know there's
• 1:05:51
  a there's a with these certain groups there's like they want to
• 1:05:54
  punish people in like get their sort of like pound of Flesh and
• 1:05:58
  use that as a way. To have their life taken by
• 1:06:00
  someone else rather than doing it themselves.
• 1:06:03
  So like they'd rather hurt, a heard a bunch of other people
• 1:06:05
  than just like inflict harm on themselves, they choose to.
• 1:06:08
  They're so angry at everyone that that's why they want to do
• 1:06:11
  it. So it's almost like they do
• 1:06:12
  something horrible to force. Somebody else to do it for them.
• 1:06:15
  It was like a, it was very, it was very interesting.
• 1:06:18
  Documentary is really 45 minutes long.
• 1:06:21
  I'm not gonna like, like this sounds fucked up, and I might
• 1:06:24
  make even more angry. This guy said in his Manifesto,
• 1:06:29
  That if he finally decided to do what he did.
• 1:06:35
  Because not kidding. His toothache.
• 1:06:39
  He said, at least when I go to prison, I'll get dental care.
• 1:06:44
  Well, and that's a whole nother. That how disgusting is that?
• 1:06:47
  Well, that's and that's a, that's a huge problem, I
• 1:06:49
  understand. But I'm saying like, I'm just
• 1:06:53
  saying there's people who insane to me more.
• 1:06:56
  And that's, I mean, and this is, you know, I'm not I'm not, I did
• 1:06:59
  a podcast with a toothache, I'm definitely more.
• 1:07:02
  Like, left-leaning, I feel like, that's pretty apparent that I am
• 1:07:06
  like, right? But I would say the like, I
• 1:07:08
  don't, Like I would have voted for.
• 1:07:13
  There's there's Republicans I would have voted for over Joe
• 1:07:16
  Biden, Who would know, know, like there are.
• 1:07:17
  But they were like outliers and people that they're like, oh,
• 1:07:19
  screw that guy. But that's, but I'm just saying,
• 1:07:22
  like, and it's the same with whatever is Trump and Hillary,
• 1:07:25
  Hillary wasn't my first choice. I probably wouldn't have voted
• 1:07:27
  for Hillary. If I might, I did.
• 1:07:29
  But I didn't, I, I could I didn't like Trump that much.
• 1:07:32
  But what I'm, I guess. There's, there's a lack of
• 1:07:40
  accountability and want to intervene and give these people
• 1:07:42
  actual mental health reform. And there's, it's in whatever.
• 1:07:46
  Why do you think that is? I do that.
• 1:07:49
  That's what I don't understand. Is like, we talked about this
• 1:07:52
  issue, where it's like, oh, it's all about mental health mental,
• 1:07:54
  health mental health. But then there's like a lack,
• 1:07:56
  we've seen slashing in that we've seen the rejection of
• 1:07:59
  Universal Health Care, you know, there's people who might want to
• 1:08:02
  go who have health insurance, but don't have coverage for that
• 1:08:05
  sort of stuff like and, you know, the younger we get
• 1:08:10
  together, we get oh you always give me shit, the younger, the
• 1:08:12
  younger you get on a timeline. When you go back and you look at
• 1:08:15
  younger ages, it's like the mental health issues are A
• 1:08:18
  little bit more more prevalent, they have more anxiety issues,
• 1:08:21
  they have more insecurities about stuff and I think it just
• 1:08:23
  gets worse and worse and worse and it's compounding and then
• 1:08:26
  we're not like really addressing the issue at all.
• 1:08:28
  But what do you think that is? That's what I want to find out
• 1:08:31
  is like why? Like it's not like helpful to
• 1:08:34
  anybody, I don't care what like part of the spectrum of like
• 1:08:37
  politics. You're on, it's not helpful.
• 1:08:41
  I mean, yeah. I'm in not address the issues
• 1:08:43
  like what is stopping people. Well, I think that it's
• 1:08:47
  Kickbacks and getting money and wanting to make sure that
• 1:08:49
  they're getting what they want. That's, you know, I was having
• 1:08:52
  an argument with someone about like, say, Ron, DeSantis in
• 1:08:55
  Florida, who I think's a lunatic and I was telling him.
• 1:08:59
  I was like, look, you know, Rhonda Santa's you can and its
• 1:09:03
  people wanting the outcome that they want and they don't care
• 1:09:07
  how they get there and that's what's really interesting, and
• 1:09:10
  That's like the conversations I've been having with them
• 1:09:12
  because I was like look, Rhonda scientist is doing like
• 1:09:15
  authoritarian style shit, that's totally not cool.
• 1:09:18
  Like like I was like he's using his political power to punish a
• 1:09:22
  company who used their free speech to speak out about
• 1:09:25
  something that they didn't like. And then he ripped away their
• 1:09:28
  special tax exempt. Status is just like fucking with
• 1:09:31
  Disney constantly because he didn't like what they said.
• 1:09:34
  I was like and that's totally out of bounds music.
• 1:09:36
  Why I agree. And I was like so but you but
• 1:09:39
  you I was like but you're With it because you like what he
• 1:09:43
  said. So you don't give a shit about
• 1:09:45
  the tactics that are used as long as you get the outcome that
• 1:09:48
  you want. So some of these politicians
• 1:09:50
  they want to get their votes. They want to hold their
• 1:09:52
  districts, this is exactly why you have to have term limits on
• 1:09:57
  even state legislators and everything.
• 1:09:59
  Like, well, you have to have, you can't just have Senators
• 1:10:02
  sitting there like Orrin Hatch. Being representing Utah for like
• 1:10:05
  55 years. That guy was fucking crazy at
• 1:10:08
  the end. All right.
• 1:10:09
  P, cuz yeah, Yeah, he passed away recently because a crazy
• 1:10:12
  piece of shit and he was like fucking shit up up until like 2
• 1:10:17
  years ago until he decided to leave.
• 1:10:19
  And there's no way that guy's like speaking for a majority,
• 1:10:22
  his death, his demographics have changed so much and they've
• 1:10:25
  gerrymandered and redlined his district, so much to move it to
• 1:10:28
  where he keeps getting re-elected, but that doesn't
• 1:10:31
  like that. 65 year old Mormon, man.
• 1:10:33
  It's like, not that MJ am angry. He's a senator and it was Utah
• 1:10:38
  and the demographics. Hell, yeah.
• 1:10:40
  That's One more won't know what me, 8U, X.
• 1:10:43
  Pretty big boy, I'm saying is in like people who I know exactly
• 1:10:47
  where said, I totally get it was just maybe or no, maybe not one.
• 1:10:50
  Hash what? Like totally almost every single
• 1:10:52
  bitch. Yeah yeah but there's it it's
• 1:10:57
  like Mitt Romney's act when he was running against Barack
• 1:11:03
  Obama. Now, I vote for Mitt Romney in a
• 1:11:07
  fucking second over. Trump, like, are you kidding me?
• 1:11:12
  So it's like, it's like we haven't changed.
• 1:11:14
  It's like one party has changed dramatically and it is roasted
• 1:11:22
  well, I think there are there, they want more.
• 1:11:24
  They want votes. Like more people are voting and
• 1:11:27
  historically and heavily are popular dense, populated areas.
• 1:11:30
  Those areas are normally more liberal so they got to prevent
• 1:11:33
  them from voting. So The oldest of the, yeah,
• 1:11:35
  they're exactly. Take the money from the fucking
• 1:11:38
  guy wherever they were ever there can.
• 1:11:39
  And that's why I, like, I've said, you know, I'm not as they
• 1:11:44
  it's hard to say because the party is not the same as it was
• 1:11:47
  before, and it was fucking crazy before it was crazy before.
• 1:11:51
  Without, like I said, there's a lack of accountability.
• 1:11:53
  Like you /, 200 million dollars for mental health funding in
• 1:11:57
  this state. You don't get to sit up there
• 1:11:59
  and talk about how it's a mental health issue.
• 1:12:01
  You're an opera. Yeah, it's not ever going every
• 1:12:03
  country. Deals with.
• 1:12:04
  No, I know you're saying. I'm just trying to just
• 1:12:07
  reiterate every country, does the mental health issues but
• 1:12:11
  there's one country that's not like the others when it comes to
• 1:12:15
  gun violence. And I like to be, I don't want,
• 1:12:20
  I don't want, I don't want, I don't want to shut down like the
• 1:12:23
  conversation. I just feel like we should have
• 1:12:27
  enough just like, leave it at this.
• 1:12:28
  Like if you're cool with that and medium or sake, I'm no, I
• 1:12:32
  mean I'm here to listen. I just don't want to go down
• 1:12:36
  like a rabbit hole. It's just like it.
• 1:12:38
  No, I don't really know Anderson.
• 1:12:40
  Now, I know it does. I mean, and that's why I'm
• 1:12:42
  trying to like I know like I know it really bothers you man
• 1:12:45
  and bothers the shit out of me too.
• 1:12:46
  And I've lived down here, you know, you know, we grew up here
• 1:12:51
  so it's just like frustrating. That's all I'm saying is that,
• 1:12:54
  you know, the hip, The Hip Hop crasy about what it is because
• 1:12:57
  it's that's not what the main issue is.
• 1:12:59
  You could say that's a part of the problem, but that's not the
• 1:13:01
  only problem. And the, you know, To say that
• 1:13:06
  if that's your choice and you say, no, this is the only
• 1:13:09
  problem. Well, you've done nothing but be
• 1:13:13
  proactive in slashing that shit and making sure that we're not
• 1:13:17
  making Headway in that. If so if that's the problem
• 1:13:19
  you're doing the polar opposite answers like yeah, like yeah,
• 1:13:22
  you're my toaster into you're like calling a timeout for how I
• 1:13:28
  used to work with way back in the day.
• 1:13:30
  Idiot. He was a fucking idiot because
• 1:13:33
  he would sit there and complain about his Crohn's disease.
• 1:13:35
  All the fucking time and I'd watch this Duty like Bowls of
• 1:13:40
  ice cream in like six pieces of red velvet cake, had the worst
• 1:13:44
  diet you've ever seen and would call in sick all the time and
• 1:13:47
  blame it on his Crohn's disease. And I get it, bro, you got
• 1:13:50
  Crohn's but you're not pro at you like you're not doing
• 1:13:52
  anything to help yourself like. So you're just like, it's your
• 1:13:55
  own fault. Like I can own, my sympathy can
• 1:13:57
  only go so far, you know, and we're not sitting here being
• 1:14:02
  proactive about it. So what they're claiming the
• 1:14:04
  issue is they've done nothing but be regressive.
• 1:14:08
  In the policies, they've put in put forth to address these
• 1:14:12
  fucking issues so you don't get to use that card.
• 1:14:15
  That's bullshit. You're full of shit.
• 1:14:17
  Yeah. How convenient how convenient
• 1:14:19
  that? That's what the, that's what
• 1:14:21
  you're fucking issue is now and I think this is what they want
• 1:14:24
  us to do is like argue about that instead of like the real
• 1:14:27
  issue. Well know exactly.
• 1:14:29
  But I think about it Downs in this country.
• 1:14:31
  But that's also what, you know, why would that do go in there
• 1:14:34
  and calling them out and then what he said afterwards and like
• 1:14:36
  the, you know, I was telling someone like that.
• 1:14:38
  Why the families of the victims have been meeting with Beto and
• 1:14:41
  not a bit? There's like, then that should
• 1:14:45
  be extremely telling of like how those, how those people directly
• 1:14:48
  impacted by that horrific act, that happened in Uvalde.
• 1:14:52
  Those parents are meeting with Beto, while Ted Cruz and
• 1:14:55
  everyone else's out, gallivanting whatever bullshit
• 1:14:58
  there, dude. So, Ted Cruz is that fucking NRA
• 1:15:02
  convention that they later. Yeah.
• 1:15:04
  And you like the intent in the state.
• 1:15:06
  Yeah. It's just it's so mind-blowing.
• 1:15:08
  Going and you know the it's not it shouldn't be a political
• 1:15:12
  issue. This is an issue that the
• 1:15:14
  world's having, you know Canada just address it what they freeze
• 1:15:17
  doll, handgun, sales and transactions.
• 1:15:20
  And like there's they're cracking down on smuggling
• 1:15:22
  they've essentially they've essentially put a put a
• 1:15:26
  permanent freeze on selling handguns so they're not taking
• 1:15:29
  them if you have them and that's the whole thing is the whole
• 1:15:33
  criminals are going to criminal is not an excuse now.
• 1:15:37
  It's not even birth. No, Because that's that's it
• 1:15:39
  then okay. Well people are just gonna drink
• 1:15:41
  and drive so we just don't need drinking and driving laws
• 1:15:44
  because people are just gonna do it.
• 1:15:45
  No, like there needs to be some sort of punishment needs to be
• 1:15:48
  some sort of some sort of checks and balances, where if you go
• 1:15:51
  out and you sell some because I think at least 21 should be the
• 1:15:55
  minimum. So if it's 21, if you sell some
• 1:15:56
  20 year old kid, a handgun. The you you should fucking get a
• 1:16:00
  felony for that because that should be against the law.
• 1:16:03
  It's a no-brainer for me. We don't let them buy Jewel
• 1:16:06
  pods. You don't let them write cars.
• 1:16:07
  The only thing you Can do when you turn 18 in this country is
• 1:16:10
  vote. Open up a bank account, without
• 1:16:12
  your parents get a credit card in your name, without your
• 1:16:15
  parent with because you have your own credit and buy a
• 1:16:17
  fucking gun. Let's it and go to war the
• 1:16:20
  that's when go to war but even then but when you go to war
• 1:16:23
  there's mint there you do mental health, evaluations physical
• 1:16:26
  test, go through training your supervised.
• 1:16:29
  Yeah not and there's a so it's completely different because you
• 1:16:33
  can get rejected and I had this argument with somebody the other
• 1:16:36
  day man like the qualifications for.
• 1:16:38
  Join the military now or so much higher than like, when we left
• 1:16:41
  school, they wanted to send kids off to Iraq.
• 1:16:43
  And Afghanistan, didn't give two shits High School.
• 1:16:45
  No, high school. You can sign up.
• 1:16:47
  And you're, you know, you're not pigeon-toed.
• 1:16:49
  You can get out there and go fucking serve your country.
• 1:16:52
  That's when we were graduating. Yeah.
• 1:16:53
  Now, now, if you don't have a diploma, you like, they're not
• 1:16:56
  even in consideration, man. Because that fluctuates they
• 1:16:59
  change that but it's the supply and demand we need more
• 1:17:02
  soldiers. So we'll offer geds and then
• 1:17:04
  give them GI bills if they come in, whether they have high
• 1:17:07
  school or not. It will make them get their GED
• 1:17:09
  during basic. So that's more.
• 1:17:12
  That's what that, but that, but that's smart, right?
• 1:17:14
  Because they're creating opportunities.
• 1:17:15
  So that's the reason why some people who are making really bad
• 1:17:18
  decisions when we were kids and it up doing, okay?
• 1:17:21
  And then it up coming out better because they went into the
• 1:17:23
  military, they join they were forced to get their GED.
• 1:17:26
  Then they got a bunch of money. They got their g.i. bill, they
• 1:17:28
  came back and went to college. They wouldn't have done that.
• 1:17:31
  Had it not been for that opportunity so they but now they
• 1:17:34
  don't need as many. So they raise the bar and then
• 1:17:36
  the lower the bar and they raised, but there's still
• 1:17:38
  Fucking bar and the bar for mental health is, that's
• 1:17:42
  irrefutable. You can't.
• 1:17:43
  There's movies about that. Like Full Metal Jacket.
• 1:17:46
  You like, they don't let Chris super crazy people in the
• 1:17:48
  fucking military. If you do, you get dishonorably
• 1:17:51
  discharged and that can keep you from getting a job at Subway, 10
• 1:17:54
  years from now. So to compare being 18 and going
• 1:17:57
  to Academy and then you know, joining the military is
• 1:18:00
  completely different. That's not even.
• 1:18:02
  That's, that's not even apples and oranges.
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  Those aren't even but those aren't both fucking fruit.
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  Yeah. It's like, you know, like that's
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  and And so when I hear that argument, it's so frustrating
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  because it's so disingenuous. That's such bullshit.
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  You're disregarding all the checks and balances that we have
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  and to get the as you have checks and balances for that.
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  We don't have for like someone just to buy that exact same
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  weapon that you're training somebody for years to let me
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  handle like you just go buy it like on your 18th birthday.
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  Yeah, on the streets. Yeah, you show up.
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  You choke to the army with your own gun.
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  You show up to the police force, you show up to the police force
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  with your own gun. And they Wave the whole gun gun
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  training portion of Cadet training.
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  I got well, don't worry about it.
• 1:18:42
  Oh yeah. Yeah, you could just sign up for
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  the SWAT team. They'd be a Craigslist ad for
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  it. Fuck the training don't need
• 1:18:48
  that like, that doesn't make any sense like 22 and even to get
• 1:18:51
  higher up and become an officer or a first class private or
• 1:18:56
  anything to, to be a sergeant of NP.
• 1:18:58
  My military please, there is so many qualifications and things
• 1:19:01
  you have to do, just to advance and not just be a grunt and a
• 1:19:05
  scrub for forever. Anything that any soldiers are
• 1:19:08
  Scrubs. I don't mean that know that even
• 1:19:09
  when they go through this club, yeah, she's there still like the
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  bad, you know, not to bring it back to the fruit but bad
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  apples. Like, you know, it's like you so
• 1:19:18
  the fact that you don't have like to go through those
• 1:19:20
  qualifications. Of course it's going to be a
• 1:19:22
  chef. There's a kid that there's I do
• 1:19:24
  you know, I've had a couple kids that have worked for me who
• 1:19:26
  wanted to join the military and they need whatever letters of
• 1:19:29
  recommendation because one of them have like ADHD and I'd like
• 1:19:33
  something else and was dyslexic and like me to the letter or
• 1:19:35
  recommendation from three people to join the Army.
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  Because because because he is ADHD and that's it.
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  Sorry it's just you know I know I know I just want to like just
• 1:19:45
  help ourselves I like and who it's an intense subject.
• 1:19:49
  It fucking bums me out. I know about him is just about
• 1:19:52
  he's out there like we're out here and, you know, appreciate
• 1:19:56
  the audience for listening as we like to do.
• 1:19:59
  Let's send it on something positive and that is your
• 1:20:02
  Boston. Celtics going to the finals.
• 1:20:04
  Yeah, baby. Shout out Golden State Warriors.
• 1:20:08
  He's out here going there. Let's go, let's go, yeah, go, I
• 1:20:13
  feel and you'll get this but I feel like, you know, I have an
• 1:20:17
  ex-girlfriend who sucks ass and she is from, she's from that
• 1:20:21
  area, and she was like, always, she's a huge Warriors.
• 1:20:25
  Fan was always talking shit. Hey, everyone and I really want,
• 1:20:30
  I mean, honestly, Golden State's great and I've always I think I
• 1:20:33
  was rooting for him at the same time.
• 1:20:34
  This was years ago and, you know, they're really good.
• 1:20:37
  I really want to beat him. I think we have a chance to beat
• 1:20:39
  them but I think we're one of the best defensive teams that
• 1:20:42
  we've ever seen in NBA history. They were first place in every
• 1:20:46
  single first and every single statistical defensive category
• 1:20:50
  and every single player on our starting five, I've got at least
• 1:20:53
  one vote for defensive player of the year and we have the
• 1:20:56
  defensive player of the year. So I think we got a chance.
• 1:20:59
  I think we I think, if I think you could you maybe could see
• 1:21:01
  adjacent a time take over? I like the bodies.
• 1:21:04
  We can throw at people think we're going to make stuff work
• 1:21:07
  like Jalen. John's going to have a big think
• 1:21:09
  of Jalen Brown averages 25 to like 25 to 34 this series.
• 1:21:14
  I think if he goes off like that I think we win because I think
• 1:21:17
  that he'll they can keep up with Stefan defense.
• 1:21:20
  So I'm not worried about us playing defense.
• 1:21:22
  I like our chances Well, I'm gonna put the thousand dollars
• 1:21:26
  that I owe you on the line and I don't know.
• 1:21:29
  I'm picking it up but I have till Thursday and your boy
• 1:21:33
  Marcus Smart. Yes, you're gonna, you're gonna
• 1:21:35
  take the money. You owe me the best.
• 1:21:38
  I'm just getting, I'm not going to pet a thousand dollars on
• 1:21:41
  this, especially because I can't even figure out who I think is
• 1:21:43
  going to win right now. But no.
• 1:21:46
  All right. I've just making it but no.
• 1:21:49
  I am gonna throw some cash on this but I just don't know for
• 1:21:52
  who yet and marke. Marcus Smart Marcus Smart.
• 1:21:55
  As you just said, he has multiple leg injuries, so him
• 1:22:00
  trying to trying to do the cover.
• 1:22:02
  Steph like might be a little bit difficult.
• 1:22:04
  Yeah, but it's a team effort, man.
• 1:22:06
  I mean, because we got like white, so white, our backup
• 1:22:08
  point guard. He's big like, we're tall, man,
• 1:22:10
  we're tall, and long, but they're really good.
• 1:22:12
  And I think that Robin Williams Beth Wiggins asked the loony.
• 1:22:16
  Does it really going to be the X Factor's if they could have?
• 1:22:18
  Yeah, but if they go off together, Looney gets eaten up,
• 1:22:21
  Luna gets eaten up by Ice. William.
• 1:22:24
  That's your to yeah, yeah, yeah, he gets eaten up by was I'm
• 1:22:28
  saying than Al Horford. Come on, dude.
• 1:22:29
  Al Horford is going to all her friends if you want.
• 1:22:32
  Anyway, this is his first Finals appearance, 140, playoff games,
• 1:22:40
  longest longest. He has the record for player to
• 1:22:43
  go most playoff games without ever making a final Central
• 1:22:47
  right now. I mean, he's for, I mean, for me
• 1:22:49
  then he's our age. No, he's no doubt, he's a no
• 1:22:52
  doubt Hall of Famer for sure. Sure, my will see if, you know,
• 1:22:55
  I've definitely gets torched. Think about he was a
• 1:22:57
  back-to-back. NCAA basketball champs.
• 1:23:01
  Oh, well, everybody in the NBA Gets In the Hall of Fame.
• 1:23:03
  It's like everybody in baseball, gets drafted because he played
• 1:23:06
  on one of the greatest college basketball teams of all time.
• 1:23:09
  So, I mean, I would love to see Al Horford win it.
• 1:23:11
  I like our chances. It feels really good.
• 1:23:13
  I keep my mouth shut about bass. How about this?
• 1:23:15
  Just shout out. You know for the Warriors South
• 1:23:19
  Texas, keep it positive. And you know, we'll have an
• 1:23:22
  update in a week. Yeah.
• 1:23:23
  Yeah. As you know, stay positive X
• 1:23:26
  things have been rough right now but take care of yourselves.
• 1:23:29
  Check on the people you care about, you know, try to enjoy
• 1:23:31
  your life. Be positive.
• 1:23:33
  Surround yourself with positive people.
• 1:23:35
  Do, you know, do whatever you take, do whatever it takes to
• 1:23:37
  make sure that your, you know, finding that balance in your
• 1:23:39
  life and y'all just, you know, make sure you guys go out and
• 1:23:42
  vote. That's if you're really
• 1:23:44
  passionate about this and you want shit to change, we got to
• 1:23:46
  go out and vote. So I mean, that's all I can
• 1:23:48
  really say. But, you know, we love you guys.
• 1:23:50
  I'm not going to say what I normally say.
• 1:23:53
  You guys, give you the Past I give you the test.
• 1:23:54
  Yeah, you guys are all great and we do love and appreciate all
• 1:23:57
  y'all. So thanks for watching and
• 1:23:59
  listening. Y'all just be safe and we will
• 1:24:00
  see you guys on next Monday because you guys shut up.
• 1:24:04
  Thank you.