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Hour 3 - Two for the Price of One · The Ben Maller Show

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Speaker 1: Boom, Shaka laka.
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Speaker 2: It's our number three. Our number three is ready to go.
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Speaker 2: And Vikings quarterback J. J. McCarthy having an alter ego
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Speaker 2: named nine is blank. All right, we'll fill in the
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Speaker 2: blank on that the Viking quarterback as an imaginary friend. Also,
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Speaker 2: what would happen in baseball if the Dodgers had now
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Speaker 2: former Mets closer Edwin Diaz, who's a free agent this offseason.
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Speaker 2: There's some chatter early on the Dodgers are going to
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Speaker 2: go after Edwin Diaz to fix their bullpen, even though
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Speaker 2: they just won back to back World Series. And what's
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Speaker 2: the most puzzling thing about Blues goalie Jordan Bingington trying
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Speaker 2: to take Alex Ovechkin's nine hundredth career goal.
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Speaker 1: It's quite the amusing story.
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Speaker 2: It was a goalen opportunity and Bennington went for it
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Speaker 2: didn't quite work out for him. We've got that, foy
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Speaker 2: all so ask ben this hour. It's all coming your
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Speaker 2: Three as it happens right now, we're gonna dazzle you
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Speaker 2: unless we don't. Let's say show he Otani is a
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Speaker 2: two way player in baseball, which he is an NFL quarterback.
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Speaker 2: If you have multiple personalities, that's like having two quarterbacks
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Speaker 2: for the price of one. Right. Welcome, in the beginning
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Speaker 1: So if there's something on your mind.
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Speaker 2: We can solve all of life's problems in one long
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Speaker 2: segment of talk radio. So our lead this hour is
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Speaker 2: from Minneapolis, minas ale to Minnesota and Ice. Minnesota and Ice,
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Speaker 2: the home of the Juicy Lucy and the myth building
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Speaker 2: of J. J. McCarthy is underway in the Twin Cities now.
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Speaker 2: The Vikings were big underdogs against the Lions this past
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Speaker 2: weekend and McCarthy made a couple of plays late. Didn't
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Speaker 2: play particularly great, but made enough plays the Vikings won
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Speaker 2: the game and now everyone's back on board. That's how
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Speaker 2: this works. So if you have not been following the
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Speaker 2: red shirt rookie, it's no the way to describe it.
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Speaker 2: He play as a rookie because he was hurt, so
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Speaker 2: he's a red shirt rookie quarterback JJ mcca Now he
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Speaker 2: acknowledged randomly, randomly recently that his new game day persona
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Speaker 2: has a name.
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Speaker 1: Nine, nine, a reference to his.
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Speaker 2: Jersey digit, the number on his jersey. McCarthy, the old
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Speaker 2: Michigan quarterback, said it is a byproduct of the anger,
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Speaker 2: the anger built up over time missed because of the
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Speaker 2: medley of injuries that he has acquired. The one real
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Speaker 2: skill that McCarthy has shown in the nfls and ability
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Speaker 2: to get hurt, and he's done.
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Speaker 1: Really a lot of that work, good work getting hurt.
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Speaker 2: So McCarthy says, it taps into his raw anger from
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Speaker 2: sideline the games and transforms him into this competitive beast
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Speaker 2: rather than letting all that derail him. So that is
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Speaker 2: the that is the argument from McCarthy. It's a good
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Speaker 2: jumping off points. So let's discuss the question Viking's quarterback
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Speaker 2: JJ McCarthy.
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Speaker 1: Having an alter ego named nine. That is blank.
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Speaker 2: So before I fill in the blank my views on this,
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Speaker 2: I've got Steve miller Man deep in the woods and
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Speaker 2: frozen oceans, and we'll combine all of these things together
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Speaker 2: and we're gonna make the gobbagool. We're gonna make the gobbagole.
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Speaker 2: And when you have gobbagool, you gotta have a side
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Speaker 2: on the babaganoosh.
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Speaker 1: So we're gonna combine all that together.
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Speaker 2: Now, first of all, my I'm gonna go with two words.
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Speaker 2: I said, Well, it's a word game. The way we
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Speaker 2: set this up. Viking quarterback JJ McCarthy having an alter
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Speaker 2: ego named nine is blank. My words are General Mills
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Speaker 2: cuckoo for cocoa puffs. All right, what is it like?
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Speaker 2: Love on the Spectrum NFL edition here? Now, a lot
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Speaker 2: of people have imaginary friends when they're kids, and when
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Speaker 2: you get to a I know he's a young guy,
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Speaker 2: but he's not a kid anymore.
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Speaker 1: JJ McCarthy, Right, he's a young adult. And then it's
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Speaker 1: one of those weird things in life. There's some things that.
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Speaker 2: You're allowed to have when you're a kid, and then
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Speaker 2: when you get older you can't have it because if
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Speaker 2: you get older and you have it, they think you're on.
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Speaker 1: Fentanyl or something or crack or whatever. Right, you know
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Speaker 1: what's going on. You have an alter ego, you have
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Speaker 1: a separate personality. What is up with that? Anyway?
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Speaker 2: So, yeah, let smoke some crack. So McCarthy's out there.
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Speaker 2: It's named his Inner Demon, like he's auditioning for some
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Speaker 2: kind of future Marvel movie or something like that. So
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Speaker 2: this is the Steve Miller band Space Cowboy. It's like
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Speaker 2: Space Cowboy stuff. JJ misses some games, gets hurt a lot,
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Speaker 2: he stares into the mirror and he comes back with
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Speaker 2: this whole new persona. This whole new persona. Now I
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Speaker 2: know the way this works. I've seen this kind of
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Speaker 2: thing in the past. So if JJ McCarthy turns out
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Speaker 2: to be good for the Minnesota Vikings, like he knows
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Speaker 2: what he's doing, this becomes the stuff of folklore. This
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Speaker 2: becomes the stuff of legend, the legend of nine coming
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Speaker 2: to a TV near you and a docu series.
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Speaker 1: For ten dollars a month. Now, if he.
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Speaker 2: Stinks, if McCarthy blows, then this becomes a punchline, and
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Speaker 2: the kid's gonna be like what people canna say, Well,
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Speaker 2: the kid didn't actually go to Michigan. He graduated from
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Speaker 2: the Wrangling Brothers in Barnum and Bailey Clown College.
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Speaker 1: And it's like.
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Speaker 2: Ladies and gentlemen under Center, the human split personality under
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Speaker 2: the big top right.
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Speaker 1: Now, McCarthy's gonna.
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Speaker 2: Need two camera crews if he's good, One for JJ
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Speaker 2: and one for Number nine. Welcome to the new NFL,
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Speaker 2: where quarterbacks don't just have mechanics, they've got alter egos.
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Speaker 1: So would you rather have your quarterback?
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Speaker 3: Now?
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Speaker 2: I guess this is not technically an imaginary friend. It's
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Speaker 2: an alter ego. So it could be is nine a
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Speaker 2: friend of McCarthy as anyone asked JJ McCarthy If number
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Speaker 2: nine is a friend of McCarthy's or an enemy?
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Speaker 1: So what a division? That is quite the bit.
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Speaker 2: You've got the Chicago quarterback who's got the manny and
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Speaker 2: the petty covered Caleb Williams. You've got JJ McCarthy who's
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Speaker 2: got a split personality thing. And then what's going It's
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Speaker 2: gonna be something about Jordan Love and Jared Goff. We
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Speaker 2: need to find some dirt about those guys. I'm sure
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Speaker 2: there's something out there. Now turning the page, we go
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Speaker 2: to baseball. That's right, talking Bay's ball.
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Speaker 1: Why would we bring up baseball? The World Series? And
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Speaker 1: then what is wrong with you? Why would you do that?
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Speaker 2: Well, today's a big day if you're a fan of
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Speaker 2: the transaction, and that is often more fun than the
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Speaker 2: game itself. Because today the flag is up major League
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Speaker 2: Baseball free agency is open for business. Yes, just a
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Speaker 2: few days after the World Seriously Dodgers, of course, fresh
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Speaker 2: off winning According to Rob Manford, another piece of metal
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Speaker 2: already said to be big game hunting. Yeah, Dodgers said
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Speaker 2: to be big game hunting now looking for bullpen depth.
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Speaker 1: I wonder why they're looking for bullpen depth. Now?
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Speaker 2: Who do you think the Dodgers have been connected to
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Speaker 2: in free agency which hasn't even really gotten going yet.
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Speaker 2: Who do you think they've been connected to? Do you
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Speaker 2: have an idea? Okay, you haven't paid attention? Okay, I
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Speaker 2: got it, I got it. Well, the biggest name is
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Speaker 2: not a pitcher. The biggest name, and this guy hasn't
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Speaker 2: been tied to the Dodgers Kyle Schwarber. He's from the
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Speaker 2: Philadelphia Phillies. The biggest name that has been connected early.
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Speaker 1: On to the Dodgers is Edwin Diaz.
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Speaker 2: Edwin Diaz, Yes, that same Edwin Diaz who is thirty
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Speaker 2: one turns thirty two during the next baseball season, and
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Speaker 2: the same Edwin Diaz.
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Speaker 1: That had an earn run average under two with the Mets.
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Speaker 1: Last year, and.
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Speaker 2: He is the top available closer on the auctioning block,
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Speaker 2: at the very top.
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Speaker 1: So the question.
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Speaker 2: What would happen if the Dodgers added former Mets closer
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Speaker 2: Edwin Diaz in free agency. So this would be a
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Speaker 2: trip to the cabaret, the chaos cabaret. It would be
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Speaker 2: absolute chaos in the cabaret.
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Speaker 1: The Dodgers have the checkbook.
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Speaker 2: They just made more money because they won the World Series,
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Speaker 2: so they pocketed even more money. And they have so
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Speaker 2: much money it never runs out. Everyone else in baseball,
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Speaker 2: even the rich teams, are shopping deep in the woods
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Speaker 2: at the Dollar Tree, and the Dodgers when they go
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Speaker 2: shopping they go to Rodeo.
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Speaker 1: Drive, and when they're visiting New York they go.
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Speaker 2: To Madison Avenue. This is the new Tiger Woods. In
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Speaker 2: sports years ago, when I was doing sports radio in
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Speaker 2: the first part of the two thousands, if you were
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Speaker 2: having a slow day and it was a major golf tournament,
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Speaker 2: you say, all right, they got the Masters coming up.
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Speaker 2: Would you take tiger Woods or the field British Open,
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Speaker 2: tiger Woods.
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Speaker 1: Of the field.
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Speaker 2: At this point, it's the Dodgers versus the field. We're
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Speaker 2: at that point in the axis of baseball. They've become
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Speaker 2: that team. They've become the team that everyone either loves
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Speaker 2: to watch because you like greatness, or you want to
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Speaker 2: watch to see them lose. And the argument which has
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Speaker 2: been made many times that you do not want dynasty.
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Speaker 2: So many people I'm not saying you, because I don't
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Speaker 2: know you, but so many people I come across they
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Speaker 2: live on Mount Terody and they want everything to be equal.
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Speaker 2: They want to kind of like the people of New York.
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Speaker 2: They want socialism, right, they want that in sports. And
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Speaker 2: so we've seen it with the Dodgers. They've record raced
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Speaker 2: most people watching game a World Series game in like
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Speaker 2: thirty something years, going back to the nineties. And you
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Speaker 2: had a team in Canada versus the Dodgers, as supposedly
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Speaker 2: everyone hates and is tuned out, And why did people watch,
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Speaker 2: Because again, you either want to see greatness, you want
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Speaker 2: to see this thing continue with the Dodgers, or you're
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Speaker 2: a hater and you want some shodenfreud and you want to.
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Speaker 1: See the thing just implode. You want to see it
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Speaker 1: go off the road into a ditch. And that's it.
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Speaker 2: The moment that this rumor becomes reality it's not reality.
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Speaker 1: I want to be very clear, it's just a rumor.
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Speaker 1: Who knows. Edwin Diaz could resign with the Mets today
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Speaker 1: for all we know.
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Speaker 2: But should he go to the Dodgers in the multiverse,
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Speaker 2: the rest of baseball will immediately freak out. There'll be
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Speaker 2: a primal scream. Oh no, here come the Dodgers again.
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Speaker 2: They did the same song and dance last winter. I'm
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Speaker 2: barely old enough to remember. You might recall the Dodgers
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Speaker 2: signed this dominating relief pitcher by the name of Tanner Scott.
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Speaker 2: They gave him seventy two million dollars over four years,
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Speaker 2: and people screamed, you're ruining my sport of baseball.
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Speaker 1: Why would you do that. They were so upset, they
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Speaker 1: were so sad, they were depressed.
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Speaker 2: Oh my, I can never watch baseball again because Tanner
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Speaker 2: Scott is a Dodger. Well, Tanner Scott was a Dodger
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Speaker 2: seventy two million dollars and it was a boon doggle.
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Speaker 1: Tanner Scott turned in to a pumpkin. He turned into
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Speaker 1: a pumpkin.
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Speaker 2: Had an era of close to five, set the Dodger
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Speaker 2: franchise record for blown saves. He did that Tanner Scott
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Speaker 2: did that most blown saves all time as a Dodger.
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Speaker 2: Tanner Scott very expensive, very expensive, and he appeared in
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Speaker 2: as many playoff games as a Dodger as.
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Speaker 1: You and I did.
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Speaker 2: Combined, we had as many playoff appearance as Tanner Scott.
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Speaker 1: Put that in your pipe and smoke it.
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Speaker 2: Now, this would be different, right, Edwin Diaz. Supposedly it's
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Speaker 2: gonna be different. You never know how players are going
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Speaker 2: to adapt to new environments and the pressure of big games.
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Speaker 2: There's not that many big games Edwin Diaz has been in.
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Speaker 2: So if you drop and close closer with an era
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Speaker 2: of under two into a pitching staff that already has
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Speaker 2: Yamamoto and Glass now and bro I'm risking my life
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Speaker 2: braw Blake Snell and sho Hey Otani, that's the whole mcgilla.
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Speaker 2: If you add another closer queue up the Ray Charles,
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Speaker 2: Here we go again, Right, Here we go again song
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Speaker 2: from Ray Charles.
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Speaker 1: And you know what'll happen, right because we saw it
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Speaker 1: last year.
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Speaker 2: It'll just get even louder this year. Every fan base
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Speaker 2: that doesn't spend money will lose their mind. They'll cry about.
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Speaker 1: Their disparity and they'll say that there must be change, and.
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Speaker 2: Meanwhile the Dodgers just keep doing laps around the league.
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Speaker 1: And it's not evil.
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Speaker 2: It's efficiency with the side of unlimited credit. And it's
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Speaker 2: working around the People's Republic of California taxation where you
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Speaker 2: pay all these guys big money so they can go
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Speaker 2: live in Florida or wherever and they don't have to
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Speaker 2: pay California taxes. That's the great work around. Like if
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Speaker 2: they closed the tax loophole, that would end the Dodgers.
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Speaker 2: Like if the Dodgers actually had to pay the players
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Speaker 2: and they got taxed at California rates.
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Speaker 1: Most of these guys would not sign with the Dodgers.
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Speaker 2: But if the Dodgers land Edwin Diaz, it's another punch
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Speaker 2: to the gut, our.
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Speaker 1: Body blow, body blow, body blow to.
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Speaker 2: The rest of baseball, and a reminder that while everyone
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Speaker 2: else is playing Parcheesi, the Dodgers are playing Monopoly, and
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Speaker 2: they've got all the hotels on every property.
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Speaker 1: And they're good to go, all right.
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Speaker 2: Final thought, the rare and appropriate hockey reference.
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Speaker 1: That's right.
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Speaker 2: We'd like to alert all the affiliates the rare and
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Speaker 2: appropriate hockey reference on the Overnight Show somewhere Eddie Garcia
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Speaker 2: is turning over in bed smiling.
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Speaker 1: So yep, the big Zamboni. Calm down, Eddie. So Alex Ovechkin,
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Speaker 1: I'm told that's a hockey player, and a good one.
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Speaker 2: He scored his nine hundredth career NHL goal last night.
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Speaker 2: Capitals beat up the Blues six to one. I'm told
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Speaker 2: that's a big deal. Ovechkin is the only member of
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Speaker 2: the nine hundred goal club. Okay, good for him. And
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Speaker 2: he scored the goal with two thirty nine or two
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Speaker 2: thirty nine into the second period of that game. Caught
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Speaker 2: a rebound off the boards, backhanded it past the goaltender.
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Speaker 1: Jordan Bennington, and so there you go, forty year old,
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Speaker 1: only player and the nine hundred gold club to reach
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Speaker 1: that milestone.
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Speaker 2: The bench came out to celebrate, to commemorate the achievement. Now,
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Speaker 2: we love round numbers. No one had ever scored eight
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Speaker 2: hundred and ninety nine goals before. We just love round numbers.
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Speaker 2: Nobody gets excited about eight ninety nine goals, but nine
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Speaker 2: hundred just hits different. It just hits different. It's genetics.
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Speaker 2: It goes back to learning numbers and round numbers. You
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Speaker 2: have if you're unless you've lost a toe or finger
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Speaker 2: along the way, you're normally given ten toes and ten
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Speaker 2: fingers unless something went wrong somewhere along the way.
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Speaker 4: Uh.
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Speaker 1: And so that's how that that works. Now.
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Speaker 2: The reason I'm bringing this up that to me, that's
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Speaker 2: not really great talk radio. What are you gonna say?
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Speaker 2: Alexo Vetchin's scored a lot of goals. He scored another goal.
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Speaker 2: Good for him. The story here is Blues goalie Jordan Bennington,
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Speaker 2: who decided after he allowed the nine out of the goal,
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Speaker 2: he wanted to get a souvenir and he did some
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Speaker 2: tricker ration. We actually have the audio on this, so
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Speaker 2: let's go to the audio tape. As the Saint Louis
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Speaker 2: Blues goaltender attempted to do the thing you shouldn't do
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Speaker 2: at the time, you shouldn't do it.
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Speaker 1: Take a listen. He done something for the goal he scored.
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Speaker 1: He's got the putt. That's what he does with the pucket.
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Speaker 1: He's gonna keep it in his pants. I don't know
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Speaker 1: if he.
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Speaker 5: Wants to sell it on the open, but they're not.
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Speaker 1: Gonna get that puck from Bennington.
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Speaker 3: But that is until Wiman Michelle Cormier came over and said, hey.
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Speaker 6: Joe, catch it that there's cameras everywhere, guys. To us,
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Speaker 6: his eBay account would have been popping off after this
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Speaker 6: game that he pulled that heist off.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, so Jordan Bennington, it's more of a visual thing
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Speaker 1: than an every him.
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Speaker 2: But he tried to hide this historic puck in his
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Speaker 2: badunka dunk yeah yeah, And the referee.
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Speaker 1: Had to come over there, the linesman had to come
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Speaker 1: over say hey, hey, dumb, dumb, we need the puck back.
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Speaker 1: All right.
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Speaker 2: Question, what is the most puzzling thing about the Saint
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Speaker 2: Louis Blues goalie Jordan Bennington trying to take Alex Ovechkin's
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Speaker 2: nine hundredth career goal puck with him?
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Speaker 1: So the obvious is like, what are you thinking?
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Speaker 2: Like the fact that he thought he could actually get
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Speaker 2: away with that is fascinating. Like this was frozen Ocean's
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Speaker 2: eleven all on ice, thousands of cameras, not just the
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Speaker 2: TV cameras, thousands of eyewitnesses all trying to go viral
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Speaker 2: on social media, recording every moment there. And we've seen
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Speaker 2: in sports over the last ten years or so, it's
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Speaker 2: gotten progressively worse. I remember when Lebron James broke the
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Speaker 2: NBA scoring record, and there's this iconic photo of Lebron
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Speaker 2: from behind the basket the other basket, and you see
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Speaker 2: Lebron make the shot, and you see seventeen thousand people
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Speaker 2: looking like Lady Liberty with their arm extended trying to
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Speaker 2: get the shot. This is what you see here on
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Speaker 2: the If you're watching on the YouTube, you can like that.
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Speaker 2: So you do the called the Statue of Liberty, where
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Speaker 2: you have your hand in the air. And so this
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Speaker 2: guy thought, Okay, everyone's recording this. I'm going to get
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Speaker 2: away with this. I'm out here running a hockey heist movie.
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Speaker 1: I guess he.
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Speaker 2: Assumed everyone was focused on Alex Ovechkin, so no one
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Speaker 2: would be looking at him.
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Speaker 1: It's possible that was the case. Now there is a
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Speaker 1: theory I want to run this value.
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Speaker 2: There's a theory that he actually did steal Ovechkin's puck.
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Speaker 2: Is it true that Saint Louis Blues goaltender Jordan Bennington
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Speaker 2: pulled what's known as the dummy Puck operation? The dummy
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Speaker 2: Puck operation, I bring this up. We just saw in
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Speaker 2: the World series a father's son duo in Toronto caught
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Speaker 2: the two iconic home runs late in the game for
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Speaker 2: the Dodgers, the Miguel Rojas home run that tied it
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Speaker 2: in the ninth and the Will Smith home run in
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Speaker 2: the eleventh that won it. Father son combo, Now the dad.
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Speaker 2: I believe it was caught the Miguel Rojas home run,
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Speaker 2: and it looked like on TV he threw the ball
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Speaker 2: back on the field.
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Speaker 1: The crowd went wild.
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Speaker 2: Well, now it is believed, and I think this has
20:48
Speaker 2: been verified from what I read, that he had a
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Speaker 2: second ball and he tossed the dummy ball back. The
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Speaker 2: guys at Wrigley Field are really good about that. The
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Speaker 2: cub fans and Tree in Chicago backed me up on this,
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Speaker 2: and Yafimi and Faz and all those guys because they
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Speaker 2: have like they bring extra balls with him. It's like
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Speaker 2: bringing sand to the beach just in case they get
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Speaker 2: an iconic ball. Then they tossed the dummy ball back.
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Speaker 2: So it's conspiracy, deep state.
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Speaker 1: Whatever.
21:13
Speaker 2: Wouldn't shock me. It would not, and I watched the
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Speaker 2: replay a bunch times. Would not shock me. If Bennington
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Speaker 2: had a backup decoy puck stuff deep in his tushy
21:24
Speaker 2: right between the cheeks, right there, and he had that,
21:28
Speaker 2: which likely explains why he played so terribly for the
21:30
Speaker 2: Saint Louis Blues in this game. Bennington, by the way,
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Speaker 2: he has made a lot of money thirty six million
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Speaker 2: dollars in hockey.
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Speaker 1: That's a lot of money. In the other sports not
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Speaker 1: so much.
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Speaker 2: And he probably figured like, Hey, the holidays are coming up,
21:41
Speaker 2: I'm gonna get this authenticated, this puck and be a
21:45
Speaker 2: nice little holiday bonus, because you know, Ovechkin not that
21:49
Speaker 2: popular in the States, but in Russia, in Mother Russia,
21:53
Speaker 2: he's like, all the oligarchs there in Russia would have
21:56
Speaker 2: paid half a million rubles for that piece of rubber.
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Speaker 2: It's just a hunk of rubbert, is all the commissioner
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Speaker 2: would say. Instead, it turns out that Jordan Bennington is
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Speaker 2: left singing the blues. And it reminded me also, you
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Speaker 2: got to be kind of old now to remember this,
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Speaker 2: which shocks me that you have to be old, because
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Speaker 2: I remember being on the radio after this happened and we.
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Speaker 1: Were talking about it and it was like wow, and it's.
22:20
Speaker 2: Been over twenty years. But the Boston Red Sox used
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Speaker 2: to be cursed. They had this thing called the Curse
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Speaker 2: of the ban Bino and I know Alf knows where
22:26
Speaker 2: I'm going right now. And I believe also Danny DeVito
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Speaker 2: does as well, the trash man Danny and Vito.
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Speaker 1: So the Red Sox finally won the World Series. I
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Speaker 1: believe it was against the Cardinals and this guy.
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Speaker 2: Named dougman Kavich. At the time, he was a blatoon
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Speaker 2: first baseman with big Poppy. So dougman Kavich got the ball.
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Speaker 2: Remember this, he was the Red Sox first baseman. He
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Speaker 2: caught the final out of the four World Series to
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Speaker 2: end the Curse of the Banbino, and he wouldn't give
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Speaker 2: the ball back. He said, that's my ball. I'm not
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Speaker 2: giving the ball back. That's my ball. The only difference
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Speaker 2: here is Byington is not even obviously on the team
23:01
Speaker 2: that had the accomplishment, the Washington Capitals, And that's what
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Speaker 2: makes this even more ridiculous. At leastman Kaevich was on
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Speaker 2: the Red Sox. This guy's out there trying to boost
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Speaker 2: Ovechkin's milestone souvenirs, trying to grab it and put in
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Speaker 2: his pocket and run away and make some money and
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Speaker 2: boost his financials there, like he's some kind of hockey
23:22
Speaker 2: cat burglar or something like that it's it's like a
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Speaker 2: porch pirate, but in this case he's a goaltending pirate.
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Speaker 1: So I thought that was a fun story.
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Speaker 2: Time Now for the Mallor Riddle of the day. And
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Speaker 2: here's the Mallard Riddle of the day. Former NFL player
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Speaker 2: Matt Khalil, his ex wife blamed the demise of their
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Speaker 2: marriage on blank.
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Speaker 1: Again, former NFL player, I think you played with the
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Speaker 1: Vikings and some other teams.
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Speaker 2: Matt Khalil his ex wife Haley all over the tabloids
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Speaker 2: blaming the demise of their marriage on blank.
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Speaker 1: No cheating.
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Speaker 2: In a moment, here's the riddle. Former NFL player Matt
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Speaker 2: Khalil's ex wife, her name is Haley. She blamed the
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Speaker 2: demise of their marriage on blank courtesy Flusher, honoring the
25:24
Speaker 2: caller formerly known as Angry Bill as because of a nine.
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Speaker 1: Year old girl.
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Speaker 2: Nine year old girl because their horrible investment in PEPSI
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Speaker 2: clear now he lost all his money betting on the
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Speaker 2: penny from ferg Dog.
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Speaker 1: What else we have? Page down Milkman Mike says their
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Speaker 1: decision to play on air on air game.
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Speaker 2: Shows on a national radio program. Luke the Vending Guy
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Speaker 2: that last one was from Milkman.
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Speaker 1: Mike.
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Speaker 2: Luke the Vending Guy says he called grilled cheese toasted cheese.
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Speaker 1: No, that's not that's right, that's a party foul.
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Speaker 2: Lady Sideburns says the Beanie Baby market crash.
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Speaker 1: Is what led to the demise of the relationship there.
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Speaker 1: Who else do we have? Page down?
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Speaker 2: Andy in Lino Lakes, Minnesota says the riddle of the day.
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Speaker 2: She said the divorce was caused by him constantly wanting
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Speaker 2: to waterboard her. Okay, Kathy in Madison says he blamed
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Speaker 2: it on the Basanova is the answer?
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Speaker 1: Who else do we have? Page down?
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Speaker 2: Rancid farts from Donkey sausage, mascot porn guessed by Fudgie
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Speaker 2: in Boston.
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Speaker 1: Alf the Alien.
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Speaker 2: Opiners says their horrible investment in Russian rubles is to
26:42
Speaker 2: blame fried oca from Eke.
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Speaker 1: I believe that's what he said. Who else do you
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Speaker 1: have page down? See here?
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Speaker 2: Amy says because she is Stefon Digg's fifth baby Mama
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Speaker 2: number five.
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Speaker 1: According to Amy, who else do we have? A jess
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Speaker 1: En junction?
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Speaker 2: Says her official Green in WNBA throw toy is the answer.
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Speaker 2: Gunner from the Walmart in Minnesota, but Northern Minnesota says
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Speaker 2: betting on Lebron is the answer. Nurse jockey says, I'm
27:16
Speaker 2: gonna get in trouble with my bosses that I brought
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Speaker 2: up hockey. All right, let's see, do you have an answer,
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Speaker 2: Lorraine again the question the riddle of the day. Former
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Speaker 2: NFL player Matt Khalil's ex wife went public. Blamed the
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Speaker 2: demise of their marriage on blank.
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Speaker 8: She blamed it on the booget.
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Speaker 2: She blamed it, Doug the correct the answer, Lorena. She
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Speaker 2: blamed it on the size of his manhood. About that, yeah, apparently, Yeah. Yeah,
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Speaker 2: And it wasn't that it was too small, Lorrana. Yeah,
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Speaker 2: she went the other direction. She said that there was
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Speaker 2: a size issue there that was a problem.
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Speaker 8: I was just talking about this the other day.
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Speaker 1: You really, you were it's thing that would that would
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Speaker 1: come up.
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Speaker 9: Yes, it is interesting, but you know, sizes really do differ.
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Speaker 9: And but you think that you'd figure that out kind
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Speaker 9: of early on in the relationship if it works for
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Speaker 9: you or not.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, you would think that they did not wait to
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Speaker 2: consummate the relationship until the night.
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Speaker 1: They got married, but who knows. You never know, you
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Speaker 1: never know. She's I guess.
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Speaker 8: An influence very big though. Wow.
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Speaker 2: Well either that or she's just making because it's possible
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Speaker 2: that she just made that up because she was a
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Speaker 2: social media influencer.
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Speaker 8: And you know, exaggeration it is good for the story.
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Speaker 2: Embellishment, right, you know embellishment in there. It is the
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Speaker 2: Ben Mallers shows sick and calls all what.
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Speaker 8: The biggest circumference has been recorded?
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Speaker 1: Uh no, for somehow I've not I've not done that.
28:48
Speaker 1: I don't know why.
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Speaker 8: I looked it up and it says that it has not.
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Speaker 9: It is what it hasn't been recorded, like there's been
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Speaker 9: rumors of like and I'm like, how do you guys
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Speaker 9: not measure that?
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Speaker 8: Like you guys?
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Speaker 2: Well, I remember when I when I well, when I
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Speaker 2: first got into uh into La media, la radio, there
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Speaker 2: was a guy named Milton Burle or whatever, the actor
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Speaker 2: the early and that.
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Speaker 1: Was like the legendary you know, that was like the supposedly.
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Speaker 8: The biggest of the baddest.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, Milton Burrell, that's his name. But I don't, I don't,
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Speaker 1: I never you know, he was before my time. He
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Speaker 1: died when I was just started my career, so I
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Speaker 1: never met him.
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Speaker 2: Now let's go to Steve in Manhattan. I know Steve's excited.
29:31
Speaker 2: Hello Steve, Welcome Steve O and the Big Apple.
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Speaker 10: Uncle Milty Ben distinguished panel, expanding audience. Welcome, ty Haw.
29:42
Speaker 10: I'm gonna do something that's ever been done on this show.
29:45
Speaker 10: I want to make a request for a song. I
29:48
Speaker 10: want hot and soul, but I want to be sung
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Speaker 10: by b Wayne singing from the nineteen thirties Beautiful. I
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Speaker 10: never knew the song hought and soul had words to it.
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Speaker 10: I thought it was a piano which for metal. But
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Speaker 10: she's great and you're gonna love it all right. Baseball's
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Speaker 10: famous Baseball seven fifty five. Aaron, the grounds keeper, picks
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Speaker 10: the ball up right. He wants to give it back
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Speaker 10: to Aaron. He can't get access to him. They don't
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Speaker 10: even care. He leaveses the ball, They fire, and they
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Speaker 10: charge it. Twenty years later, doing the hot shots of
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Speaker 10: the nineties, he sells it for six hundred and twenty
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Speaker 10: five thousand. He even got Aaron to sign the ball
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Speaker 10: during one of those Baseball things autographed signings, and Aaron
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Speaker 10: didn't know he had the baseball in his hand when
30:30
Speaker 10: he signed it. Also, let's forget the Coveys winning the
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Speaker 10: World Series. Brian to Rizzo. Rizzo coming off the base,
30:37
Speaker 10: what does he do? He pockets to baseball. See the
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Speaker 10: way he slips it into his back pocket. I mean,
30:43
Speaker 10: this goes on forever in sports, right Jesus three thousand
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Speaker 10: hit was the first time it was a home run
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Speaker 10: and the guy could have sold the ball for over
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Speaker 10: a million bucks. He shuttles for a suite for the
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Speaker 10: rest of the season. Come on, man, let's let's get
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Speaker 10: on top of that stuff.
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Speaker 1: You know.
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Speaker 10: But the Jets, I don't know if the Colt fans
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Speaker 10: actually watch any Jet games. But so's guard that can't tackle,
31:07
Speaker 10: and what is a defensive back? Let's be honest, what
31:09
Speaker 10: is the quantity as a guy who tried out in
31:11
Speaker 10: high school for wide receiver and he couldn't catch, so
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Speaker 10: they made him a defensive back. The guy also can't tack,
31:18
Speaker 10: so you get they did get The Jets got away
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Speaker 10: with one here with two first pick round picks. You
31:23
Speaker 10: watched some of those highlights. The guy's playing Patty kick.
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Speaker 2: Back there and so Steve, so Steve. They didn't First
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Speaker 2: of all, they didn't get away with one. He was
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Speaker 2: on the All Pro team for two years, not just
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Speaker 2: like the Pro Bowl. He was on the All Pro.
31:36
Speaker 2: Is he perfect, Saust Gardener? No, he's not perfect. He's
31:39
Speaker 2: not perfect at all. But the chances of the Jets
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Speaker 2: drafting a player with any of those draft picks that's
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Speaker 2: a two time All Pro within the first few years
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Speaker 2: of his career is almost zero. So you gave up
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Speaker 2: something for a lesser player.
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Speaker 10: Gardiner lived, Well, I'll reply, well, no, I.
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Speaker 1: Mean that's the point. You you think that you're excited
32:02
Speaker 1: about how many times do the Jets.
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Speaker 2: Have to do this before you realize what a scam
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Speaker 2: it is. I don't understand. I don't get it.
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Speaker 10: The Jets always do it the Jets.
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Speaker 1: I know.
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Speaker 2: That's my point, Steve, And they sucked for a generation
32:17
Speaker 2: or more than that.
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Speaker 1: They've sucked. So what point do you say, well, maybe
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Speaker 1: this isn't the way to go.
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Speaker 2: How about we had a defense that had some talent
32:25
Speaker 2: and you don't need to have a great offense. If
32:27
Speaker 2: you have a pretty good defense, you can just have
32:30
Speaker 2: an average offense and you can be a playoff team.
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Speaker 10: Well, you would, your offense would keep the defense off
32:37
Speaker 10: the field. But it's what's got in that lived off
32:39
Speaker 10: his first year. He did have a good first year,
32:42
Speaker 10: and then his second year wasn't that good, and he's
32:45
Speaker 10: not playing that good this year, and you cold fans
32:48
Speaker 10: just well, first of all, I'm a Giant fan. I'm
32:50
Speaker 10: not a Jet fan, okay, but the Jets they made
32:54
Speaker 10: it on this deal. Same thing with the Williams trade
32:56
Speaker 10: to do well.
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Speaker 2: No, again, I disagree with your hypothesis.
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Speaker 1: You have no idea what they're gonna get.
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Speaker 2: They got a chance to draft someone else, but you
33:08
Speaker 2: have no idea where those guys are gonna play or not.
33:10
Speaker 2: So there's no way to say that they won the
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Speaker 2: trade until you know who they're actually gonna get, And
33:15
Speaker 2: you won't know that for three years, and by then
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Speaker 2: you won't care because you'll move on to something else.
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Speaker 2: This is why this is the greatest single scam in
33:24
Speaker 2: the industrial complex of sports, the trading for future draft picks.
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Speaker 2: You get guys call up, they get all horny, they're like,
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Speaker 2: oh my god, we got future draftings.
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Speaker 1: This is so exciting, Oh my god, is so good.
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Speaker 1: And oftentimes they turn out to be terrible or average.
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Speaker 10: I'm not getting excited about it. They could lose without
33:44
Speaker 10: these they lose with them, and they could lose without
33:46
Speaker 10: these guys. I'm not saying it's anything great these trades.
33:49
Speaker 10: I'm just telling you these players are not as good
33:52
Speaker 10: and they're not worth first round picks. Well, you know
33:54
Speaker 10: that it's a crap shot the first round when you drafted.
33:57
Speaker 10: Jets a horrible at drafting in the first round. They
34:00
Speaker 10: passed up on bows last year.
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Speaker 2: But I did the mask, Steve, Steve, I did the math,
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Speaker 2: and we gotta move sixteen.
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Speaker 1: I gotta let you go.
34:08
Speaker 2: But sixteen percent success rate, one sixty batting average, chances
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Speaker 2: of drafting, and player last twenty years in the first
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Speaker 2: round who becomes an All Pro? And the Jets did
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Speaker 2: that with both both the guys they drafted, so they
34:23
Speaker 2: defied the odds and then traded both of them. So
34:26
Speaker 2: now they have to go back and they have a
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Speaker 2: one to sixty batting average.
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Speaker 1: So good luck. We're gonna have ask Ben.
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Speaker 2: Your questions are answers Ask Ben for the rest of
34:36
Speaker 2: the hour, hashtag ask Ben.
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Speaker 1: We'll get to that. We'll do it next.
34:41
Speaker 7: Be sure to catch live editions of The Ben Meler
34:43
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34:48
Speaker 7: now time for time.
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Speaker 2: Horry, Horry, ask bad Twitter said, is your questions on
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Speaker 2: Over to the coop for the reading of the questions
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Speaker 2: on a pedestal.
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Speaker 5: All right, Ben, this question is from Gunner.
35:11
Speaker 1: Let's be riveting. I'm sure it's a great question if
35:13
Speaker 1: it came from Gunner.
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Speaker 5: Well, it's a question I believe we've had in the past,
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Speaker 5: but I don't know since we've had.
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Speaker 1: Lorena always new people.
35:19
Speaker 5: That's true, That is true. The question is what is
35:22
Speaker 5: your favorite soup?
35:25
Speaker 1: So I'm a traditionalist with soup. I love chicken soup.
35:28
Speaker 1: I love Mazza ball soup.
35:29
Speaker 2: As an adult, my palette, I've added like a tomato
35:33
Speaker 2: bisk I like French onion, big French onion. I would
35:37
Speaker 2: say French onions. My number two Matza ball because I
35:40
Speaker 2: grew up with that, and then French onion.
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Speaker 1: What about you, Lorena, Ooh, it's so hard.
35:45
Speaker 8: I'm a soup girl.
35:46
Speaker 9: I love soup a Tuscana, I love split pea soup.
35:51
Speaker 1: But my Italian do you like Italian wedding singer soup.
35:53
Speaker 1: Do you like that?
35:54
Speaker 9: No, not really, but one of my favorite soups is
35:57
Speaker 9: like a good creamy mushroom soup.
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Speaker 8: Corne chowder. Oh stop.
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Speaker 4: Cool, I think I gotta go. Probably clam chowder is
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Speaker 4: my favorite all time. But French onions up there as well.
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Speaker 5: You didn't say chotta you probably chotta chotta chowder.
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Speaker 8: Lobster bisk too.
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Speaker 1: It's not Lops's lobster lapstock. Okay, So a lot of
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Speaker 1: T shirts and those gift shops in Portland, Maine, they
36:29
Speaker 1: say lapstock. All right, what's next? What do we have here?
36:31
Speaker 4: Ferd Dog would like to know, Hi, Fergie, what do
36:34
Speaker 4: you put on your hot dogs?
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Speaker 5: Just mustard for me? That's what Ferd Dog said.
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Speaker 2: Uh no, I when I go to Costco and I
36:43
Speaker 2: get the Costco Hot Dog dollar fifty Costco hot Dog
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Speaker 2: and drink, I will I will go mustard, ketchup mustard.
36:50
Speaker 1: I'll do a little dot, little.
36:51
Speaker 2: Dot dot dot dot dot like polka dot is what
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Speaker 2: I do.
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Speaker 1: So I have both.
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Speaker 9: Larena, yeah, I get. I like a lot of flavor varieties.
36:58
Speaker 9: So I'll actually split my home dog in half. I'll
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Speaker 9: do mustard on one side and then on the other side,
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Speaker 9: I'll do ketchup in relish.
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Speaker 8: Yeah, maybe I did across the whole thing for fun.
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Speaker 1: Oh it is not terrible Coop.
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Speaker 5: I had a Costco hot dog for lunch yesterday. That
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Speaker 5: explains a lot.
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Speaker 1: Congratulations.
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Speaker 5: What does that mean? Anyway?
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Speaker 4: I went with ketchup and mustard like you Ben. Back
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Speaker 4: when Costco still did the onions. I did put onions
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Speaker 4: on there.
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Speaker 1: That was I missed.
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Speaker 8: They don't have onions anymore.
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Speaker 1: They do not Some locations do, but not really some locations. Yeah,
37:33
Speaker 1: not here though, that's the problem.
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Speaker 2: All right, what's next? We go to one of the
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Speaker 2: Vancouver coop. They got everything at the one in Vancouverer. Okay,
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Speaker 2: all right, I'm gonna move to Vancouver just for the
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Speaker 2: Costco right across from the NHL Arena.
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Speaker 1: There they have the greatest Costco. What's next? What do
37:45
Speaker 1: we have here?
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Speaker 5: Lady Sideburns wants.
37:49
Speaker 1: To Lady Sideburns.
37:50
Speaker 4: I think we've had this discussion before. I don't know
37:52
Speaker 4: if it was on this show or a different show,
37:54
Speaker 4: but I want to know. When using a public toilet,
37:57
Speaker 4: do you line the seat with toilet paper or is
37:59
Speaker 4: your ass making direct content contact with the latrine.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, I use two of those seat covers because one
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Speaker 2: is not. I have a big ass, so I use
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Speaker 2: two of them. So I go, I'm gonna I double
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Speaker 2: up on that, Lorena.
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Speaker 9: I actually mount the toilet and squat over it.
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Speaker 1: You're very athletic, Lorena, You're much more athletic than me.
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Speaker 2: I tried that one time. It made for a great podcast.
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Speaker 2: It also made quite the best what about you?
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Speaker 1: Cool? Bare ass, bare ass.
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Speaker 5: I wipe it down first, and then I just said,
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Speaker 5: you're an animal.
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Speaker 1: You're an animal.
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Speaker 2: Go to some of those truck stops in New Jersey.
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Speaker 2: See if you do that next?
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Speaker 4: Yeah, quickly, quick, all right, you are going to an
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Speaker 4: adult car You're invited to an adult costume party.
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Speaker 5: Mandatory to wear costume. What are you dressing up as?
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Speaker 4: Ben?
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Speaker 1: That's kind of an odd question.
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Speaker 2: There's nothing better than that. I dressed up as a cowboy.
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Speaker 2: I had to go to a party a couple of
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Speaker 2: weeks ago with There's a Cowboy.
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Speaker 8: Rain a quick guy as a magical unicorn?
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Speaker 1: Cool uh an actor? Creative Please